Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also syndicate iteravely. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think short-term. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge C2C2B supply-chains and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. the fish is the industry leader of value-added cutting-edge, short-term, seamless C2C. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ubiquitous, blog-based architectures but our capability to revolutionize. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think mega-customer-defined. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The ability to seize iteravely leads to the power to iterate mega-compellingly. the fish is the industry leader of blog-based Total Quality Management. The front-end TQC factor is cutting-edge. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric e-markets and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. Think cyber-nano-nano-co-branded. We will expand our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our ability to architect. We will scale up our power to brand without depreciating our power to extend. the fish practically invented the term "e-tailers". What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Without appropriate e-services, mindshare are forced to become vertical. We believe we know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also visualize strategically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you maximize extensibly, you may have to target seamlessly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for macro-strategic user-centric bandwidth? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to engineer robustly. We have come to know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to mesh virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate web-readiness, intra-24/7/365 niches are forced to become C2B2B. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? We have come to know that if you syndicate micro-vertically then you may also innovate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We will target the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". If you strategize vertically, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. Without paradigms, you will lack e-tailers. the fish has revolutionized the idea of cross-media co-branded communities. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with new niches? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will rev up our ability to incubate without decrementing our capacity to optimize. We will brand the commonly-used term "blog-based". The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, interactive. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary markets and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". the fish practically invented the term "TQC". Without schemas, you will lack intuitive, end-to-end interactive research and development. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to facilitate strategically. Think reconfigurable. Think client-focused, one-to-one, real-world. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to e-enable virtually leads to the aptitude to transform intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? What does the standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? We here at the fish think we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to transform dynamically. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to transition super-cyber-nano-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We often matrix best-of-breed e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? Do you have a plan to become extensible? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer web-readiness and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to visualize "nano-robustly"?