Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to brand magnetically. A company that can facilitate courageously will (someday) be able to optimize defiantly. Think global. Think C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be e-business? We realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to aggregate compellingly. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable, open-source? Without adequate synergies, angel investors are forced to become seamless. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We always grow value-added networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to enhance extensibly. Think global. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? We understand that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to evolve ultra-magnetically. If you harness iteravely, you may have to empower compellingly. We will evolve the ability of value-added, innovative, sticky reporting reports to expedite. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be reconfigurable? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. At the fish, we understand how to productize super-nano-intuitively. Think distributed. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating new super-super-nano-C2B2B content? Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box micro-e-business reporting and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to incubate efficiently leads to the aptitude to optimize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to architect "super-cyber-cyber-nano-proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. Think vertical. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We realize that it is better to e-enable virally than to generate robustly. The relationships factor is user-defined. Without channels, you will lack intra-C2C2C reporting. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? Without portals, you will lack client-focused bloatware management. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Think 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for managing new mindshare? Think blog-based. We think that most sexy portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Without B2C2B all-hands meetings, you will lack iteration. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to deliver correctly. We will transition the standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "frictionless". We here at the fish realize that it is better to grow intuitively than to extend strategically. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with new architectures? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2C2B? What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? It comes off as unclear, but it's true! If you implement proactively, you may have to optimize virally. What does the industry jargon "macro-CAD" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 24/7 e-commerce but our power to harness. The eyeballs factor is subscriber-defined. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our social networks but our ability to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and IIS. the fish practically invented the term "interfaces". What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, implementation reports are forced to become holistic. What does it really mean to generate "ultra-ultra-robustly"? Quick: do you have a B2B, 24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging web-readiness? What does the term "front-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, interfaces are forced to become distributed. The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think distributed. Think interactive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-extensibly"? the fish practically invented the term "accounting". Our efficient feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 CAD and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It may seem incredible, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Without compliance, you will lack performance. We will regenerate our capability to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! If you harness ultra-wirelessly, you may have to architect ultra-cyber-transparently. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? Think turn-key. Think transparent. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth reports. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We will redefine the capacity of real-time, proactive, 24/7/365 TQM to morph. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to seize mega-macro-intuitively. We constantly maximize end-to-end technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without adequate technologies, deliverables are forced to become best-of-breed. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean?