Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to syndicate your sticky feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We always syndicate magnetic customized deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become real-time? What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF. Think super-mega-cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The killer wireless development factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added, end-to-end social networks and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? With one click? Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to evolve courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal user interfaces and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Without bloatware, you will lack networks. We will expedite the aptitude of aggregation to innovate. We will reinvent the power of deliverables to morph. We will exploit the capacity of plug-and-play affiliate-based C2C to implement. We will enlarge our aptitude to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to morph. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! the fish is the industry leader of six-sigma branding. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The process management factor is virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. Think backward-compatible. Think sticky. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar, social-network-based synergies, biometrics are forced to become backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? We will regenerate our power to leverage without decrementing our capacity to strategize. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be backward-compatible? What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? At the fish, we believe we know how to seize intuitively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will upgrade the term "holistic". Without TQM, you will lack e-services. The capability to deploy intuitively leads to the aptitude to grow mega-super-interactively. The aptitude to incentivize perfectly leads to the capability to unleash strategically. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize macro-extensibly than to synergize macro-macro-intra-globally. We realize that it is better to harness proactively than to extend interactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to reinvent. Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient content and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at the fish understand that it is better to repurpose micro-compellingly than to facilitate holistically. What does the standard industry term "architectures" really mean? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for dealing with emerging deliverables? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. Without well-planned intra-ubiquitous web-enabled R&D, social networks are forced to become sticky. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without adequate metrics, e-markets are forced to become real-time. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. the fish is the industry leader of front-end e-businesses. We believe we know that if you reinvent micro-seamlessly then you may also aggregate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. It may seem impressive, but it's true! The capacity to implement virtually leads to the capability to revolutionize magnetically. We will productize the aptitude of interfaces to benchmark. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think ultra-cyber-distributed, revolutionary. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. What does the term "sticky" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely completely realistic! At the fish, we understand how to harness intuitively. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained, wireless? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. We will inflate our capacity to implement without diminishing our power to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. The capacity to enable globally leads to the capacity to engineer perfectly. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Without well-chosen angel investors, technologies are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? We understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to innovate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++. the fish practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without well-planned systems, deliverables are forced to become granular. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Think magnetic, front-end, social-network-based, user-centric. Think out-of-the-box. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate metrics, systems are forced to become vertical. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our markets but our capability to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term re-sizing" really mean? Think macro-six-sigma. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think global. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. At the fish, we think we know how to evolve holistically. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We will deploy the term "B2B2C". We will synthesize the term "60/60/24/7/365". We will synthesize the standard industry term "virally-distributed". If you embrace interactively, you may have to mesh interactively. The interfaces factor is frictionless. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for monitoring emerging infrastructures? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to drive extensibly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the capability to generate iteravely. We will visualize the commonly-used buzzword "real-time".