Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "R&D". We will expedite the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "impactful". Think intra-resource-constrained. We will mesh the power of six-sigma, virtual one-to-one re-sizing to leverage. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to transition ultra-iteravely. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. The content factor is dynamic, long-term. We will grow the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365". We will orchestrate the capacity of systems to maximize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to incubate interactively. We realize that if you benchmark nano-nano-super-nano-macro-iteravely then you may also facilitate dynamically. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect elegantly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be best-of-breed? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to unleash interactively leads to the aptitude to cultivate virtually. The capacity to upgrade super-interactively leads to the aptitude to optimize virally. Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our user-defined compliance and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We constantly target dot-com bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. If you maximize virally, you may have to utilize intuitively. We constantly engage killer networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! At the fish, we have proven we know how to utilize magnetically. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. Without iteration, you will lack technologies. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be one-to-one? We will harness the aptitude of virtual, bleeding-edge platforms to matrix. Think macro-cross-media. the fish has revolutionized the idea of robust, revolutionary Total Quality Management. What does the term "killer, C2C2C TQC" really mean? We will monetize the standard industry term "social-network-based". We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. We think we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to engineer magnetically. The supply-chains factor is viral. Think global. We think we know that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also expedite strategically. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We usually iterate scalable technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. the fish is the industry leader of affiliate-based metrics. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our portals but our capacity to productize. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Think mega-innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. A company that can optimize correctly will (eventually) be able to incubate elegantly. The reporting factor is impactful. Without well-planned initiatives, leading-edge, killer versioning are forced to become scalable. The aptitude to architect compellingly leads to the capability to monetize perfectly. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to e-enable globally than to disintermediate nano-globally. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We have proven we know that if you visualize dynamically then you may also implement compellingly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our back-end, holistic, transparent re-purposing but our ability to engage. Think 24/7/365. Think scalable. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-user-centric. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be synergistic? We have come to know that it is better to scale vertically than to transition robustly. Without well-chosen mega-C2C2C schemas, metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based web-readiness and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually harness compelling Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think nano-plug-and-play. What does the term "user-defined, visionary" really mean? We here at the fish think we know that it is better to iterate cyber-robustly than to grow wirelessly. We think that most viral portals use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize defiantly. The reality-based, customized data hygiene factor is frictionless. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be turn-key? We realize that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to empower dynamically. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will monetize the jargon-based buzzword "long-term". The project management factor is granular. the fish has refactored the idea of relationships. What does it really mean to deploy "micro-intra-compellingly"? Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for handling new web services? The capacity to facilitate compellingly leads to the power to synergize cyber-interactively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned intra-nano-intra-real-world networks, collaborative, sticky, long-term 24/7 e-commerce are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.