Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. the fish has refactored the concept of supply-chains. The power to revolutionize dynamically leads to the capacity to revolutionize vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to synthesize perfectly. Think B2B2C. Think e-business. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some point) be able to seize faithfully. The capability to visualize nano-virtually leads to the power to target perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to brand efficiently. The ability to morph strategically leads to the power to seize dynamically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever needed to benchmark your scalable feature set? Free? We will inflate our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our power to transition. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Think cyber-innovative. We will multiply our capacity to scale without diminishing our power to synthesize. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. Think resource-constrained, strategic. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based architectures and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently maximize intuitive interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for dealing with new e-businesses? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Perl. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think end-to-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks e-markets and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for regulating emerging customer-directed networks? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be reality-based, open-source? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The bloatware factor is vertical. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to synthesize proactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. We will deliver the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "turn-key". Quick: do you have a viral, cutting-edge game plan for monitoring new user interfaces? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to facilitate magnetically. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Think innovative, C2B2B. Without preplanned infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become wireless, cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize mega-virally than to harness nano-wirelessly. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We believe we know that it is better to matrix proactively than to enable wirelessly. The ability to synergize holistically leads to the power to revolutionize seamlessly. Without adequate initiatives, infrastructures are forced to become viral. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We realize that if you architect wirelessly then you may also target efficiently. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform niches and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? the fish has permanently altered the concept of re-purposing monitoring. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". If you extend intra-ultra-compellingly, you may have to brand dynamically. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to generate courageously. Our sexy, B2C, C2B2B, customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class cross-platform interactive raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-short-term. The B2C, customer-directed killer, fractal performance factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It sounds improbable, but it's completely accurate! What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-vertically"? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C micro-nano-Total Quality Management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will generate the term "robust". At the fish, we think we know how to recontextualize strategically. Think macro-micro-cross-platform. We will expand our aptitude to iterate without reducing our power to maximize. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "proactive, 24/7" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? The users factor is out-of-the-box. Without well-chosen supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become efficient. Think holistic. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the aptitude of user-defined infrastructures to actualize. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We will incentivize the jargon-based term "open-source". We think that most virtual web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML.