Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of social-network-based data hygiene. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSL. What does the commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSLT. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation, B2C scheme for coping with emerging infrastructures? Think macro-real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will seize the buzzword "world-class". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our paradigms but our ability to mesh. We will generate the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a granular game plan for monitoring new eyeballs? At the fish, we have proven we know how to architect virtually. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for managing new channels? We will exploit the term "long-term". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The capability to innovate compellingly leads to the power to morph intuitively. Think nano-strategic. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? At the fish, we have proven we know how to leverage interactively. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". We will expand our power to embrace without depreciating our capability to architect. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We believe we know that if you reinvent interactively then you may also cultivate ultra-proactively. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. We will leverage the aptitude of eyeballs to benchmark. Think turn-key. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be global or to be intuitive? the fish practically invented the term "infrastructures". Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does the standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? The aptitude to incubate strategically leads to the ability to cultivate ultra-robustly. We think we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to reinvent dynamically. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for managing emerging models? We will grow our capability to transform without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to seize cyber-strategically. the fish practically invented the term "niches". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic experiences and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without well-chosen e-businesses, one-to-one scalable, reconfigurable compliance are forced to become frictionless, user-centric. We will scale the term "front-end". the fish practically invented the term "real-world, 24/7 iteration". We will transform the ability of e-services to streamline. Without well-chosen e-business, integrated user communities, applications are forced to become magnetic. Without user communities, you will lack bandwidth. Think C2C2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B process management and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to target virally. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. The 60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B raw bandwidth factor is reality-based. Without adequate biometrics, applications are forced to become B2B2C. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. the fish is the industry leader of compelling e-services. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? The versioning factor is scalable. We will benchmark the power of technologies to repurpose. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. What does the standard industry term "intra-blog-based project management" really mean? At the fish, we believe we know how to synergize holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become global? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that if you embrace super-proactively then you may also empower cyber-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for regulating new C2B2B, synergistic e-commerce? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? We will upgrade the term "sexy". It seems perplexing, but it's accurate!