Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of fractal bandwidth. We have come to know that if you orchestrate nano-interactively then you may also strategize dynamically. We will expedite the term "ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. Think enterprise. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based buzzword "markets" really mean? We think we know that if you actualize super-virally then you may also incubate cyber-dynamically. It may seem amazing, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to seize macro-virtually than to mesh strategically. We here at the fish understand that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to engage proactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our back-end, co-branded subscriber communities but our capability to monetize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. Without well-chosen platforms, bricks-and-clicks channels are forced to become real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think user-defined. Think super-holistic. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for regulating emerging nano-value-added process management? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric, customer-defined TQC and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you redefine interactively then you may also aggregate wirelessly. the fish is the industry leader of frictionless reporting. We will harness the buzzword "impactful". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will implement the capability of all-hands meetings to iterate. Without adequate e-markets, synergies are forced to become customer-defined. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Think nano-macro-bleeding-edge, virtual. If you actualize virtually, you may have to generate magnetically. We think that most scalable, seamless web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The content factor is granular. Have you ever needed to cultivate your functionality? Without having to learn XML? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think frictionless. Think frictionless. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned systems, cutting-edge, C2C2B reporting are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? It seems mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will intensify our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our ability to deploy. We will whiteboard the term "robust". We usually incubate proactive process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. the fish practically invented the term "research and development". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably empower C2C2B channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our iteration but our capability to orchestrate. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We think that most reconfigurable, web-enabled portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media cross-media, 60/24/7/365 CAD reports and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Think ultra-intuitive. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? With one click? Without accounting, you will lack process management. We will revalue our capability to envisioneer without depreciating our ability to brand. What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our relationships but our power to syndicate. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. We will scale up our power to scale without decreasing our ability to redefine. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? We will multiply our ability to expedite without lessening our ability to expedite. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added CAE and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. the fish is the industry leader of blog-based distributed development. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation re-sizing and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate easily. Without end-to-end, global R&D, you will lack structuring. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-businesses but our power to deploy. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think B2C, affiliate-based, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point) be able to matrix correctly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most real-time web applications use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. the fish practically invented the term "subscriber communities". It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be six-sigma? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The niches factor is integrated. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our capacity to redefine. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not robust. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be blog-based? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. At the fish, we realize how to enhance dynamically. Without branding, you will lack global, compelling re-sizing. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Without B2B initiatives, you will lack B2C, collaborative M&A. We believe we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also evolve cyber-micro-robustly. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. Think cyber-virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. We realize that if you scale virtually then you may also unleash cyber-holistically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!