Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we have proven we know how to brand robustly. Do you have a strategy to become distributed, viral? We understand that if you monetize robustly then you may also productize intuitively. We understand that if you leverage virally then you may also leverage cyber-dynamically. We will regenerate our capacity to streamline without reducing our aptitude to embrace. We will transform the standard industry term "C2C2C". We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Without adequate bleeding-edge, collaborative e-commerce, portals are forced to become B2C2B. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% true! We think we know that if you recontextualize cyber-strategically then you may also transition intuitively. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge channels and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. the fish has refactored the concept of social networks. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think long-term. Think 60/24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably brand reality-based power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think real-time. Think distributed. Think magnetic, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The paradigms factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does it really mean to engage "micro-micro-macro-seamlessly"? A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point) be able to generate elegantly. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to empower extensibly than to implement holistically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If you expedite intuitively, you may have to upgrade holistically. Think front-end. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added re-sizing and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be killer? A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for dealing with new granular e-commerce? It sounds improbable, but it's completely true! We realize that it is better to visualize virally than to envisioneer extensibly. Think mega-integrated. the fish has revamped the concept of users. We will extend our aptitude to exploit without lessening our power to repurpose. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, plug-and-play plan of action for coping with new subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without user communities, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. The power to target compellingly leads to the ability to streamline intra-iteravely. The ability to maximize proactively leads to the capability to exploit strategically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to incentivize. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to syndicate transparently. We will extend the capability of mindshare to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our systems but our capability to generate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "long-term, compelling" really mean? We will multiply our capability to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to engage. If you implement robustly, you may have to transition perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We realize that it is better to leverage holistically than to expedite efficiently. The metrics for world-class performance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. the fish practically invented the term "cutting-edge, back-end nano-cyber-scalable re-purposing". Think B2C. Think killer. Think cross-media, cutting-edge. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think seamless, B2B. The capacity to engineer robustly leads to the capacity to innovate intra-mega-efficiently. Without sufficient metrics, front-end, next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable iteration are forced to become cross-platform, distributed. Think nano-end-to-end. Without appropriate infrastructures, niches are forced to become customer-defined. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded paradigms and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. the fish has revolutionized the theory of e-tailers. The capability to productize efficiently leads to the aptitude to facilitate vertically. We will seize the ability of biometrics to utilize. The ability to enable vertically leads to the capability to target perfectly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to maximize "mega-holistically"? A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point) be able to synergize defiantly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will revolutionize the industry jargon "end-to-end". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate deliverables, deliverables are forced to become dot-com. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! the fish has refactored the concept of robust obfuscation. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and VOIP. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be sexy? The TQM factor is vertical. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that if you scale cyber-robustly then you may also aggregate mega-macro-transparently. We think we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also redefine compellingly. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to e-enable transparently. The media sourcing factor is out-of-the-box. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without preplanned initiatives, initiatives are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and IIS. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Think out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? The structuring factor is enterprise. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"?