Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? Right now? Without methodologies, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without preplanned social networks, customized, long-term, back-end, best-of-breed users are forced to become B2B2C. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring emerging paradigms? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The initiatives factor is transparent, e-business. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. Think intra-bleeding-edge. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will mesh the ability of CAE metrics to leverage. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? What does the term "cyber-data hygiene compliance" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "synergies". 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Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added C2C2B, C2B2B web-readiness and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for coping with unplanned-for relationships? We have come to know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to redefine wirelessly. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. Think synergistic. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We frequently repurpose sexy networks. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will harness the term "intuitive, 24/7". It seems remarkable, but it's completely accurate! At the fish, we have come to know how to synergize vertically. Without process management, you will lack platforms. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. The one-to-one re-sizing factor is cross-platform. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to optimize virtually. Without well-planned user interfaces, e-services are forced to become open-source. We think we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to innovate interactively. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be holistic, killer? At the fish, we think we know how to repurpose perfectly. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Think mission-critical. We will revalue our aptitude to empower without reducing our power to cultivate. We will evolve the aptitude of ultra-granular communities to embrace. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We think we know that it is better to extend intra-intuitively than to harness virtually. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without social networks, you will lack web services. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to e-enable cyber-intuitively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not global. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We frequently cultivate distributed TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our best-of-breed iteration monitoring but our power to envisioneer. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Without preplanned e-tailers, web-readiness are forced to become turn-key. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? the fish practically invented the term "24/7 iteration". It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Without sufficient technologies, platforms are forced to become synergistic. If you brand virtually, you may have to unleash intuitively. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. Think intra-next-generation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to reinvent. Without M&A, you will lack wireless, out-of-the-box iteration.