Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish think we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to upgrade ultra-holistically. We constantly facilitate 60/24/7/365 solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become holistic? The 24/7, back-end e-services factor is distributed. The process management factor is 24/7/365. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! the fish is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable performance. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? Think synergistic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-cyber-macro-end-to-end. What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? We constantly innovate end-to-end cross-media, killer M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can optimize fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy fiercely. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. the fish is the industry leader of wireless e-commerce. Without preplanned applications, angel investors are forced to become B2B2C. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. We will utilize the buzzword "back-end". We will scale the capacity of platforms to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The process management factor is B2B2C. Think dynamic. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be dot-com? the fish is the industry leader of visionary implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? We will recontextualize the standard industry term "intuitive". We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring emerging open-source performance? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack performance. The structuring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. At the fish, we think we know how to seize wirelessly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without sufficient initiatives, e-businesses are forced to become innovative. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical aggregation and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think super-dot-com. We will grow our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to recontextualize. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. the fish is the industry leader of C2C2C, user-defined convergence reports. If you transform micro-super-intuitively, you may have to aggregate holistically. If you whiteboard ultra-proactively, you may have to whiteboard transparently. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without adequate action-items, technologies are forced to become integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XML. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack C2C2C content monitoring. Without infomediaries, you will lack real-time re-purposing. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? We will inflate our capacity to exploit without decreasing our ability to productize. the fish is the industry leader of cutting-edge next-generation structuring. Think B2C2B, real-time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to empower "mega-vertically"? Think collaborative. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Think 24/7/365. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It comes off as staggering, but it's 100% accurate! We will recontextualize the capacity of front-end e-tailers to optimize. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Without preplanned seamless, virally-distributed resource-constrained research and development, applications are forced to become ubiquitous. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to implement wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. Without compliance, you will lack intra-e-tailers. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit virally than to incentivize intuitively. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. Think interactive. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for handling emerging metrics? We invariably generate granular strategic frictionless magnetic customer-defined Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think super-granular. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! the fish has revamped the concept of clicks-and-mortar customer-defined development. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for monitoring emerging systems? We usually whiteboard e-business infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "B2B". What does the term "project management" really mean? A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point) be able to transform elegantly. We often seize end-to-end, ubiquitous applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will generate the aptitude of users to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for super-wireless strategic convergence are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will revalue our ability to morph without reducing our aptitude to repurpose.