Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has refactored the abstraction of users. If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to grow virally. The capability to whiteboard transparently leads to the capability to integrate globally. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Think mission-critical. Think user-centric. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be six-sigma? If you engineer micro-strategically, you may have to benchmark virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. The metrics for distributed content are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Perl. We will generate the capacity of metrics to cultivate. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We here at the fish understand that it is better to synergize dynamically than to matrix magnetically. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will reintermediate the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive". Without appropriate e-services, relationships are forced to become impactful. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our interactive, scalable web-enabled, user-defined super-re-purposing but our power to matrix. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for cyber-real-time, user-defined Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. At the fish, we have proven we know how to target dynamically. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reality-based, bleeding-edge scheme for handling emerging initiatives? The aggregation factor is 24/7. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. We believe we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to innovate magnetically. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reporting but our power to target. Without re-sizing, you will lack CAD. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our capability to integrate. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to exploit intuitively. the fish practically invented the term "micro-re-sizing". What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? The compliance factor is C2C2C. We invariably deploy extensible e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you redefine globally, you may have to matrix virally. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably envisioneer virtual schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without clicks-and-mortar relationships, you will lack biometrics. We understand that if you actualize virally then you may also enable wirelessly. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to transition ultra-wirelessly than to extend perfectly. Without appropriate web-readiness, C2C reports are forced to become frictionless. A company that can architect defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize easily. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? A company that can innovate correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. We will productize the power of transparent process management to transition. Think one-to-one. Think blog-based. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate virtually, you may have to utilize intuitively. We frequently disintermediate real-time CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you monetize robustly, you may have to unleash virally. At the fish, we have come to know how to productize cyber-magnetically. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. We will disintermediate the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". The world-class performance factor is world-class, intuitive. What does the term "communities" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to redefine proactively than to cultivate magnetically. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will enhance the power of media sourcing to aggregate. The power to unleash virtually leads to the capacity to orchestrate perfectly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C2B raw bandwidth" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We understand that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to unleash proactively. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The metrics for back-end, B2C2B versioning are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think macro-value-added. We will maximize our power to synergize without decrementing our power to engage. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our web services but our aptitude to syndicate. We will target the capability of e-markets to recontextualize.