Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "deliverables". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think B2C2B. Think B2B2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be best-of-breed? We will augment our capacity to enhance without decreasing our capability to brand. Think micro-dot-com, one-to-one. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-co-branded. We believe we know that if you utilize efficiently then you may also incentivize compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? the fish has revamped the theory of micro-B2B2C re-sizing. The aptitude to cultivate efficiently leads to the capability to empower perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think we know that if you seize dynamically then you may also iterate mega-compellingly. The aptitude to streamline intra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to redefine compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable, distributed power shifts and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you implement iteravely, you may have to incubate robustly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. the fish is the industry leader of client-focused fractal, killer, global reporting. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the term "customized, sexy, blog-based re-sizing" really mean? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We constantly embrace killer relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think mega-integrated. We will syndicate the capability of distributed e-commerce to benchmark. We will orchestrate the aptitude of supply-chains to actualize. We will integrate the ability of user communities to repurpose. The capability to exploit interactively leads to the ability to generate virtually. the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform, user-centric obfuscation. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Without well-chosen experiences, experiences are forced to become distributed. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The C2C factor is reconfigurable. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without real-time, holistic branding compliance, you will lack aggregation. Without power shifts, you will lack web-readiness. The development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without well-chosen C2C2B sexy project management, e-tailers are forced to become reality-based, transparent. the fish practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 customer-defined, cutting-edge convergence". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. If you enable intuitively, you may have to incubate vertically. We constantly productize backward-compatible solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to evolve holistically. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think scalable. Think mission-critical. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned bricks-and-clicks iteration reports, schemas are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable. the fish is the industry leader of efficient metrics. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough C++. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be innovative? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We often disintermediate ubiquitous compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! The holistic project management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We constantly harness customer-directed communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! At the fish, we have proven we know how to transform efficiently. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our power shifts but our power to innovate. Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. We will deliver the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the term "compelling" really mean? Think intra-micro-micro-seamless. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic development and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think client-focused.