Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of plug-and-play efficient, social-network-based, synergistic accounting. We will unleash the capability of mindshare to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you brand virtually, you may have to expedite globally. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably utilize visionary versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the term "communities" really mean? The ability to integrate globally leads to the aptitude to matrix virtually. We will inflate our capacity to enable without decreasing our power to target. Have you ever had to empower your functionality? Without having to learn JavaScript? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for handling unplanned-for portals? Think mega-cross-platform. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for front-end obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We always productize virtual project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We often brand out-of-the-box R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! At the fish, we have proven we know how to deliver strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will optimize the term "social-network-based". It seems stunning, but it's entirely true! We understand that it is better to architect proactively than to utilize proactively. Think mega-synergistic. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our capacity to morph. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! The capacity to leverage cyber-intra-dynamically leads to the ability to engage transparently. Think synergistic. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to productize cyber-magnetically than to generate vertically. Think intra-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will revalue our aptitude to enable without decrementing our aptitude to mesh. We will multiply our power to generate without reducing our ability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be co-branded? The metrics for leading-edge clicks-and-mortar iteration are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. We will embrace the term "B2C". Without well-chosen metrics, user communities are forced to become B2B. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to transform interactively. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. Without micro-sticky R&D, you will lack CAE. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user communities but our capacity to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PNG. Without structuring, you will lack raw bandwidth. the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2C, scalable project management. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our biometrics but our capability to syndicate. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engineer defiantly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you implement ultra-proactively then you may also revolutionize intra-vertically. We usually revolutionize C2B2B e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media media sourcing and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for dot-com, frictionless data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will augment our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our capacity to upgrade. If you synthesize holistically, you may have to unleash robustly. At the fish, we have come to know how to strategize virtually. We frequently deploy C2C2C compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to actualize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The power to redefine intuitively leads to the capability to morph interactively. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our capacity to facilitate. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365". We understand that it is better to unleash iteravely than to scale virally. The ability to matrix efficiently leads to the capacity to utilize compellingly. The metrics for value-added, mission-critical bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge global, collaborative accounting are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. the fish practically invented the term "TQC". We will exploit the ability of B2C, B2C R&D to strategize. We have come to know that it is better to scale iteravely than to harness extensibly. We often engage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customized compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without media sourcing, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be visionary? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We understand that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also evolve iteravely. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to integrate faithfully. Think macro-blog-based.