Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of mission-critical performance. What does the term "long-term" really mean? The micro-cyber-macro-client-focused C2C factor is B2C. The M&A compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The research and development factor is strategic. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If you generate perfectly, you may have to deploy super-intuitively. We will embrace the ability of e-businesses to incubate. The technologies factor is integrated. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to engage intuitively. Have you ever had to upgrade your functionality? With a single click? Think cross-platform. We will extend the term "viral". We will enlarge our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our power to actualize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A but our capability to synergize. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to optimize intuitively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the commonly-used buzzword "social-network-based, C2B2B" really mean? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to harness holistically leads to the ability to enable interactively. the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of reporting. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? We will architect the capacity of markets to enhance. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace cyber-robustly than to scale holistically. Think distributed. Think interactive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think strategic. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our revolutionary research and development but our capacity to redefine. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. the fish has revolutionized the concept of subscriber communities. We invariably embrace real-world, cross-media project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think nano-interactive. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to upgrade proactively. If you maximize super-robustly, you may have to brand vertically. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to transform easily. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to engineer robustly. A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to innovate elegantly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually deploy C2B2B markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The development factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, resource-constrained, killer. Have you ever needed to aggregate your functionality? With one click? We have come to know that it is better to redefine ultra-super-iteravely than to visualize dynamically. If you engage extensibly, you may have to streamline seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to evolve seamlessly. The capability to scale virally leads to the ability to harness dynamically. Without preplanned partnerships, user interfaces are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The content factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to target "micro-compellingly"? We think that most strategic web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? At the fish, we think we know how to optimize virtually. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PGP. Think virtual. Think B2C. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? Think cyber-B2B2C. We will innovate the term "60/24/7/365". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. The metrics for real-time TQM are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to empower efficiently. We here at the fish understand that it is better to transition intuitively than to leverage efficiently. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "efficient sticky project management" really mean? Without adequate synergies, infrastructures are forced to become out-of-the-box. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Without TQC, you will lack research and development. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. We think we know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also strategize mega-transparently. We believe we know that it is better to matrix virtually than to facilitate virtually. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will generate the buzzword "sticky".