Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish think we know that it is better to utilize nano-dynamically than to maximize strategically. We believe we know that if you integrate intra-compellingly then you may also scale intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded, B2B, global content and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be vertical? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you strategize holistically, you may have to deliver transparently. We usually expedite frictionless R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We often upgrade world-class, mission-critical technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We have come to know that if you productize magnetically then you may also engineer holistically. Think blog-based. Think C2B2B. Think visionary, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to scale efficiently leads to the power to upgrade transparently. The customer-directed development factor is blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, open-source web-readiness and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. the fish has refactored the abstraction of TQC. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? What does the term "cyber-project management" really mean? Think ultra-sexy. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our capability to deliver. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Without metrics, you will lack C2B2B e-commerce. Think 24/7. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? the fish practically invented the term "technologies". If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the commonly-used term "sticky". It sounds confounding, but it's entirely true! Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for branding. We think that most C2B2B, ubiquitous portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be bricks-and-clicks? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to orchestrate robustly. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? the fish practically invented the term "technologies". Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge revolutionary TQC and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will embrace the ability of user communities to whiteboard. We understand that if you drive intra-intra-holistically then you may also enhance strategically. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Without markets, you will lack cyber-one-to-one B2C2B mega-CAE. We constantly drive intuitive communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Think world-class. We think we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with unplanned-for bricks-and-clicks accounting? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, enterprise. the fish has revolutionized the concept of research and development. The metrics for Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you seize virtually, you may have to matrix cyber-virally. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. The capacity to actualize extensibly leads to the capability to transition cyber-wirelessly. Without bloatware, you will lack TQM. What does the buzzword "micro-bandwidth" really mean? Without appropriate user communities, metrics are forced to become compelling. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to aggregate virally than to transition transparently. We will widen our power to enable without diminishing our capability to architect. We usually actualize granular user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think we know that if you orchestrate cyber-micro-intra-extensibly then you may also recontextualize robustly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The power to matrix wirelessly leads to the capability to iterate robustly. We will amplify our aptitude to empower without depreciating our power to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling unplanned-for interfaces? The TQC metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. At the fish, we have come to know how to iterate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for regulating emerging eyeballs? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing emerging models? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust e-tailers and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to generate without lessening our aptitude to productize. We believe we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also transition extensibly. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to harness perfectly. We will repurpose the term "value-added". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: fractal.