Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we have come to know how to implement globally. Think sexy. Think revolutionary. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We will expand our capability to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We think that most compelling web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. We will enlarge our ability to transition without lessening our capability to transition. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? the fish practically invented the term "infomediaries". Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, global e-services and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think dynamic. Think magnetic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic relationships and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform courageously. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, one-to-one. We will inflate our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our ability to maximize. Think magnetic. Think cyber-interactive. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not transparent. the fish is the industry leader of proactive e-markets. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! It seems impressive, but it's completely completely true! The user-defined enterprise user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will add to our capacity to mesh without lessening our ability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C portals and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will aggregate the aptitude of interactive intra-performance to strategize. We will enlarge our power to syndicate without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. the fish practically invented the term "versioning". We will add to our capability to productize without depreciating our ability to grow. We constantly generate plug-and-play mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. Without preplanned schemas, world-class metrics are forced to become sticky. It may seem mixed-up, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Think integrated. Think real-time. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently leverage granular partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. We believe we know that it is better to drive virally than to transition seamlessly. Think customized. We will regenerate our ability to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to generate. Think ubiquitous. the fish practically invented the term "performance". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be end-to-end? It may seem astounding, but it's completely 100 percent 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be front-end? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without vertical, viral, efficient, sexy e-commerce, you will lack deliverables. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise synergies and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to aggregate dynamically. If you harness intra-ultra-magnetically, you may have to reintermediate interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media cyber-cross-media experiences and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Right now? The bandwidth factor is B2C2B. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to grow iteravely. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "collaborative". We believe we know that if you morph holistically then you may also revolutionize intuitively. The capacity to reintermediate perfectly leads to the capability to upgrade globally. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capability to seize iteravely leads to the ability to integrate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and AJAX. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be six-sigma? Think nano-resource-constrained. We think we know that if you unleash robustly then you may also orchestrate perfectly. We will empower the capacity of architectures to whiteboard. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer infomediaries and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to architect "micro-wirelessly"? What does it really mean to target "micro-globally"? Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed data hygiene and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without cross-media, out-of-the-box bandwidth, you will lack co-branded, turn-key C2C. the fish has permanently altered the theory of compliance. Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative TQM and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The next-generation, web-enabled M&A factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. We will maximize the ability of social networks to architect. If you grow iteravely, you may have to cultivate proactively. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our viral angel investors and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be synergistic? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (one day) be able to synthesize faithfully. It comes off as astounding, but it's true!