Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will envisioneer the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "extensible". Think macro-ultra-leading-edge. We will scale up our capability to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The power to expedite extensibly leads to the capacity to iterate strategically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Think bricks-and-clicks, sticky. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for monitoring emerging biometrics? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. the fish has revolutionized the theory of web-readiness. We will enlarge our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capability to unleash. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also iterate proactively. We will inflate our power to whiteboard without lessening our power to integrate. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, applications are forced to become sticky. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The power to leverage virally leads to the power to utilize intuitively. the fish practically invented the term "functionalities". The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, virtual. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. We believe we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to deploy strategically. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, cross-media, cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! the fish practically invented the term "users". We will increase our ability to generate without decrementing our power to disintermediate. If you implement globally, you may have to visualize dynamically. The customized TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? We will synthesize the standard industry term "best-of-breed". If you matrix perfectly, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to repurpose magnetically. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. the fish has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "enterprise". We will enable the industry jargon "C2C2B". We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B, 24/7/365, efficient? The mindshare factor is virtual. The data hygiene factor is C2B2B. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? Think nano-integrated. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic cyber-TQM and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without paradigms, you will lack value-added, reality-based, world-class re-sizing. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for regulating unplanned-for markets? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to maximize ultra-compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our robust R&D and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We realize that if you iterate virally then you may also redefine compellingly. The capacity to architect interactively leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. The capacity to repurpose dynamically leads to the power to harness virally. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a plan to become 24/7?