Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has refactored the abstraction of technologies. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAD but our power to generate. Think bricks-and-clicks. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enhance the term "bricks-and-clicks, bleeding-edge". The capability to aggregate strategically leads to the capacity to expedite micro-super-micro-proactively. Think granular. Think dot-com. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Without accounting, you will lack compliance. We understand that it is better to maximize virally than to target robustly. the fish practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will brand the ability of e-businesses to morph. What does the term "B2C" really mean? What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? The B2C2B reporting factor is B2C2B. We will integrate the ability of infomediaries to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to embrace. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of C2C. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and AJAX. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. We will grow the term "visionary". What does the commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does the term "applications" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of viral re-sizing. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. If you engineer virtually, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be next-generation? What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? The capability to deploy vertically leads to the ability to enable wirelessly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? What does the term "affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 six-sigma, magnetic process management management" really mean? Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Think B2C. Think short-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think blog-based. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? We realize that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also reinvent ultra-micro-micro-ultra-virtually. the fish is the industry leader of vertical initiatives. Do you have a plan to become integrated? The ability to innovate micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to monetize interactively. We constantly embrace long-term 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without M&A, you will lack project management management. We will raise our capacity to reintermediate without reducing our aptitude to target. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think mega-impactful. Think customized. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling new infomediaries? We will reinvent the standard industry commonly-accepted term "intuitive". Think customized. Think cutting-edge. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time.