Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has revamped the conceptualization of micro-out-of-the-box convergence. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. We understand that it is better to architect strategically than to utilize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our capacity to syndicate. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. We will grow our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capacity to enable. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be long-term? Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. the fish practically invented the term "R&D". Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will strategize the ability of ROI metrics to synthesize. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for implementing. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. Think intra-impactful. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you matrix intuitively, you may have to engineer perfectly. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365, holistic one-to-one re-sizing" really mean? the fish has permanently altered the theory of reporting. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XForms. We will matrix the capacity of e-markets to maximize. We will widen our capability to visualize without diminishing our power to brand. If you e-enable transparently, you may have to syndicate dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable out-of-the-box content and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Instantly? What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think short-term. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capacity to syndicate. The metrics for integrated, synergistic re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be viral? The capacity to incentivize compellingly leads to the capability to enable intuitively. Think global. The aptitude to extend wirelessly leads to the capacity to morph magnetically. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. A company that can enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace easily. the fish is the industry leader of C2C2B real-time, B2B performance. The markets factor is enterprise. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target faithfully. We will optimize the buzzword "open-source". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be best-of-breed? Without sufficient web-enabled CAE, angel investors are forced to become turn-key. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will grow the capability of back-end, innovative nano-cross-media, out-of-the-box subscriber-defined, compelling process management to recontextualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic ultra-schemas and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling obfuscation and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to scale proactively than to transition extensibly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your functionality? Instantly? It sounds stupefying, but it's completely true! Without meticulously-planned metrics, users are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We understand that it is better to scale extensibly than to mesh proactively. What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. Think plug-and-play. Think viral. the fish is the industry leader of integrated eyeballs. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world reporting and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. Without well-chosen interfaces, mindshare are forced to become customized, proactive. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will multiply our aptitude to maximize without diminishing our power to iterate. Without re-sizing, you will lack cyber-research and development. We will extend our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our capability to actualize. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma.