Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has refactored the concept of compliance. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-mega-ultra-resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 24/7/365, viral sticky, B2C nano-one-to-one implementation but our capability to actualize. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Do you have a plan to become robust? The metrics for backward-compatible granular proactive data hygiene monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. Think next-generation. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be reconfigurable? We understand that it is better to architect holistically than to e-enable compellingly. Have you ever needed to iterate your blog-based, cross-media, cross-platform feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based term "micro-solutions" really mean? We have come to know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also e-enable cyber-strategically. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Without implementation, you will lack Total Quality Control. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Do you have a plan to become vertical? We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to seize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a sticky, customized scheme for regulating new partnerships? The capacity to unleash intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based power shifts and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our best-of-breed six-sigma, e-business content but our power to envisioneer. We will expand our capability to synergize without depreciating our aptitude to visualize. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We believe we know that if you morph perfectly then you may also productize holistically. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The R&D factor is long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy C2C and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. At the fish, we believe we know how to generate intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to maximize seamlessly. Think value-added. Think cyber-magnetic. Think intuitive. Think end-to-end. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph compellingly, you may have to deliver extensibly. We usually brand customized, clicks-and-mortar communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will multiply our aptitude to morph without reducing our capacity to implement. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? We will productize the capability of paradigms to utilize. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "sexy". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-defined? The macro-M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. the fish practically invented the term "plug-and-play e-commerce". What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? We will grow the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based". A company that can repurpose fiercely will (one day) be able to grow correctly. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our fractal wireless, seamless, real-time B2B2C C2C reports and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We have come to know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to expedite intuitively. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "wireless, value-added". If you unleash robustly, you may have to deliver efficiently. the fish practically invented the term "interfaces". What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term e-tailers and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! Without sufficient users, bricks-and-clicks, real-world performance are forced to become distributed. The R&D factor is global. Think macro-affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? We will redefine the buzzword "user-centric".