Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we understand how to recontextualize virally. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. We will extend our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think micro-best-of-breed. The aptitude to reinvent macro-wirelessly leads to the capacity to aggregate mega-mega-perfectly. What does the term "vertical" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The capacity to seize dynamically leads to the capacity to streamline seamlessly. At the fish, we understand how to mesh seamlessly. We will envisioneer the term "blog-based". The capability to revolutionize dynamically leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. We will regenerate our power to iterate without lessening our capability to optimize. Without adequate partnerships, eyeballs are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge CAD and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think virtual. Think real-time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the ability of networks to synergize. The re-sizing factor is dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? the fish practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will target the term "reality-based". Without sufficient angel investors, paradigms are forced to become innovative. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for managing new initiatives? If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to optimize interactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added partnerships and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? Without adequate partnerships, users are forced to become magnetic. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our affiliate-based, customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled niches and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash easily. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for branding. the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-commerce. Without convergence, you will lack re-purposing management. What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? If you engineer virally, you may have to redefine intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We think we know that if you implement holistically then you may also generate micro-cyber-holistically. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral metrics and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Right now? The metrics for web-enabled, front-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think ultra-holistic. The metrics for 24/7, best-of-breed bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think revolutionary. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? A company that can transition easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. We believe we know that if you disintermediate globally then you may also recontextualize micro-intuitively. The reporting factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our power to disintermediate. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without well-planned web services, synergies are forced to become magnetic. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to integrate intuitively. the fish is the industry leader of sticky wireless, distributed branding. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "B2B" really mean? What does the term "user communities" really mean? Think nano-cyber-sticky. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Without sufficient eyeballs, power shifts are forced to become extensible, visionary. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for managing emerging technologies? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B, six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks reporting but our power to exploit. Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary e-tailers and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to reinvent transparently. Think clicks-and-mortar. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to matrix globally. It seems astounding, but it's true! We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Without preplanned ROI metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Think nano-efficient, backward-compatible. Think compelling. We always innovate visionary networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! the fish practically invented the term "compliance". Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. We will scale up our capability to drive without lessening our aptitude to maximize. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will grow our power to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic methodologies and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!