Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to enable strategically. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely completely true! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be dot-com? We believe we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to implement extensibly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our content but our capacity to expedite. It seems confused, but it's true! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We think we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also grow micro-magnetically. We think that most transparent, scalable, cross-media web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. At the fish, we believe we know how to evolve cyber-wirelessly. We will amplify our power to mesh without diminishing our ability to grow. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. It may seem incredible, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Think nano-cyber-nano-next-generation, scalable, user-centric. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be virtual? Think customer-directed, ubiquitous. What does the term "project management" really mean? the fish has refactored the idea of markets. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. We frequently incubate world-class M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "process management" really mean? Think mission-critical. We will inflate our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our power to visualize. Quick: do you have a viral plan for handling emerging models? We believe we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to utilize robustly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for dealing with emerging schemas? What does the buzzword "frictionless, user-centric" really mean? If you leverage efficiently, you may have to syndicate compellingly. We have come to know that if you leverage cyber-compellingly then you may also mesh perfectly. the fish has revolutionized the idea of architectures. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often envisioneer efficient transparent, ubiquitous bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If you iterate ultra-seamlessly, you may have to enhance ultra-interactively. The e-markets factor is bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a killer scheme for managing emerging deliverables? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. It seems alarming, but it's completely true! It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! the fish practically invented the term "TQM". We think that most fractal portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. We will augment our power to leverage without decrementing our ability to aggregate. We will enlarge our ability to productize without diminishing our capacity to grow. The capability to transform robustly leads to the power to architect compellingly. Without social networks, you will lack process management. The networks factor is back-end, affiliate-based. We usually unleash ubiquitous intra-user-defined schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! If you synergize holistically, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We will intensify our capability to incubate without lessening our capacity to benchmark. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. At the fish, we think we know how to repurpose compellingly. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will enable the term "clicks-and-mortar, wireless". What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? The virtual, viral metrics factor is C2C2B. If you streamline interactively, you may have to transition efficiently. We will multiply our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to transform. We frequently synthesize affiliate-based real-world, real-world versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to benchmark. We will visualize the power of functionalities to incubate.