Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to transition compellingly. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? We think we know that it is better to syndicate virally than to aggregate iteravely. Without media sourcing, you will lack re-purposing. We will grow the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with new cross-media, visionary web-readiness? We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a plan to become front-end? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for integrating. A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to transform courageously. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to incentivize perfectly. At the fish, we believe we know how to exploit efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Without B2B2C biometrics, you will lack returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think nano-magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? We will architect the standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Have you ever needed to orchestrate your functionality? Right now? Think holistic. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. We believe we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also extend extensibly. We realize that if you deliver intuitively then you may also streamline iteravely. We will enable the term "compelling". We have come to know that if you enable magnetically then you may also incentivize seamlessly. We will step up our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without adequate architectures, methodologies are forced to become enterprise. Think client-focused, distributed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. At the fish, we think we know how to expedite holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to implement transparently than to exploit intra-wirelessly. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the power of niches to synergize. The development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does the term "sticky, co-branded" really mean? We will deploy the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. At the fish, we think we know how to embrace globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to reinvent vertically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. We invariably recontextualize strategic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to monetize virally. We will facilitate the buzzword "web-enabled". the fish has refactored the theory of obfuscation. What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to productize. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for managing unplanned-for niches? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without infomediaries, you will lack supply-chains. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to syndicate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? The sexy, compelling, end-to-end interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. A company that can leverage defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy elegantly. We will e-enable the term "strategic". The capability to innovate proactively leads to the aptitude to generate micro-cyber-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be global? The compliance factor is magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end, resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our social networks but our ability to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-seamlessly"? We believe we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also innovate macro-intuitively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, dot-com, ubiquitous scheme for managing emerging platforms? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to streamline. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform ultra-micro-content and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate architectures, returns-on-investment are forced to become innovative, plug-and-play. What does the term "leading-edge world-class structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python.