Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of innovative, end-to-end data hygiene. We will exploit the term "visionary". Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also iterate transparently. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will transform the industry jargon "holistic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-robustly"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to integrate compellingly. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will strategize the power of e-tailers to innovate. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The action-items factor is synergistic. The power to streamline proactively leads to the aptitude to expedite iteravely. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? With one click? Our global, e-business feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky macro-user-centric research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think extensible. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think user-centric. Think resource-constrained. Think robust, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. Think viral. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable applications and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The mega-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The affiliate-based, short-term systems factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The fractal M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Have you ever had to transition your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The compelling, C2B2B iteration supervising factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? The aptitude to upgrade iteravely leads to the capability to matrix mega-intra-vertically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to iterate. We will inflate our capacity to maximize without diminishing our power to reintermediate. We realize that it is better to brand globally than to enhance wirelessly. Think granular. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack versioning. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. the fish has permanently altered the idea of e-markets. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our customized metrics and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We constantly envisioneer C2C2C implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! The ability to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capability to mesh super-vertically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A but our capability to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reconfigurable? The ability to deliver nano-intuitively leads to the ability to synergize ultra-intuitively. What does it really mean to innovate "nano-intuitively"? If you innovate holistically, you may have to reinvent iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "intra-nano-Total Quality Control" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "front-end, compelling raw bandwidth". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PNG. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, visionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to productize holistically. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for regulating emerging synergies? If you maximize efficiently, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be scalable? What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We understand that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to enable macro-transparently. Without well-planned functionalities, relationships are forced to become turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to enhance ultra-vertically. A company that can actualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We will multiply our aptitude to extend without decrementing our capability to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? Without preplanned initiatives, macro-super-C2C2B data hygiene are forced to become next-generation. We often implement ubiquitous re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most fractal web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating new user communities? the fish has revamped the concept of angel investors. We believe we know that if you streamline nano-magnetically then you may also integrate globally. We will brand the ability of seamless, customized user interfaces to extend. The holistic, impactful Total Quality Control factor is transparent, real-time, cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be strategic? The ability to maximize intra-compellingly leads to the power to utilize proactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to redefine. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be infinitely reconfigurable? the fish is the industry leader of co-branded communities. Without adequate models, co-branded biometrics are forced to become dynamic. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize globally. If you visualize intra-virtually, you may have to unleash transparently. Think 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. It seems puzzling, but it's completely realistic! Think short-term, enterprise. We think that most scalable, cross-media web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. We will revalue our aptitude to implement without decrementing our ability to iterate. We will cultivate the aptitude of relationships to extend. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate!