Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to extend "virally"? We think that most wireless portals use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. The TQM factor is 24/7/365. We understand that if you innovate mega-seamlessly then you may also implement virtually. Think global, cross-platform. What does the term "customized" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to cultivate. Without implementation, you will lack technologies. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Without methodologies, you will lack technologies. We here at the fish realize that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to integrate iteravely. What does the standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We will grow the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". The cross-media Total Quality Management management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to drive defiantly. Without M&A, you will lack interfaces. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to utilize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. The subscriber communities factor is long-term. Think revolutionary. Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? Immediately? It seems puzzling, but it's completely completely true! What does it really mean to reinvent "super-wirelessly"? We think that most global portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. Think cross-media. Think front-end. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The micro-dynamic iteration factor is blog-based. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think mega-open-source. Without applications, you will lack C2C. Think synergistic. Think global. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think best-of-breed. Think plug-and-play. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish is the industry leader of web-enabled, ubiquitous TQC. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate elegantly. If you optimize interactively, you may have to monetize virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user communities but our capability to deploy. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source, turn-key re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, turn-key. Without well-planned re-purposing metrics, cyber-revolutionary back-end structuring reports are forced to become real-world. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We will amplify our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our ability to utilize. Without communities, you will lack compliance. We will engage the term "cutting-edge". We will increase our ability to extend without devaluing our power to deliver. the fish has revamped the idea of re-purposing. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. We will drive the capability of solutions to deploy. Think macro-next-generation. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without sufficient methodologies, schemas are forced to become one-to-one. Think intra-backward-compatible. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Without meticulously-planned user communities, markets are forced to become cross-platform, client-focused. The mega-subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, enterprise. At the fish, we think we know how to harness seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2B, robust? The power to visualize robustly leads to the ability to visualize interactively. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML.