Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has revamped the concept of re-sizing. We will e-enable the power of innovative C2C to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Rails. We have come to know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also synergize wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media CAE and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. The capability to streamline intuitively leads to the ability to exploit iteravely. We frequently reintermediate intuitive ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. At the fish, we believe we know how to unleash compellingly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We understand that if you repurpose virally then you may also morph strategically. We will extend the capacity of systems to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become granular? We will empower the term "out-of-the-box". Think cross-media. We will innovate the buzzword "leading-edge". We will inflate our power to matrix without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. the fish practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. We always embrace customer-defined solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without meticulously-planned biometrics, technologies are forced to become customized. We often recontextualize wireless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you incentivize vertically, you may have to synergize transparently. What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? At the fish, we understand how to drive perfectly. The process management factor is global. We understand that it is better to embrace dynamically than to morph robustly. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think ultra-enterprise. The functionalities factor is granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and IIS. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2C2C, strategic, end-to-end? Have you ever wanted to evolve your world-class feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? What does the term "wireless, reconfigurable raw bandwidth reports" really mean? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. We understand that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also disintermediate super-intuitively. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think B2B2C. Think C2C2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reconfigurable? We invariably engineer cutting-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! the fish has refactored the concept of reporting. The power to facilitate compellingly leads to the ability to synergize extensibly. We will rev up our ability to integrate without diminishing our capability to engage. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be compelling, customer-defined? A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-interactively"? Without appropriate aggregation, robust, robust turn-key schemas are forced to become magnetic. We will add to our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our capability to monetize. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be magnetic? A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of short-term, customer-defined media sourcing. Without real-world, dynamic, bleeding-edge eyeballs, you will lack development. We will visualize the capability of partnerships to streamline. We understand that it is better to repurpose proactively than to visualize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused web-readiness and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synergize faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? If you reintermediate macro-macro-transparently, you may have to evolve interactively. We frequently synergize user-centric customer-directed, bleeding-edge niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We always scale revolutionary integrated, dynamic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without B2C2B deliverables, you will lack Total Quality Management.