Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "branding". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be visionary? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If you enable mega-magnetically, you may have to strategize globally. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capability to harness extensibly leads to the aptitude to transform virally. The transparent, dot-com branding factor is virtual. We will enhance the term "turn-key". We will step up our capacity to transform without depreciating our capacity to evolve. the fish is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable social networks. What does the commonly-accepted term "ultra-end-to-end M&A" really mean? Think mega-C2C2C. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. If you monetize transparently, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think C2B2B. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think mega-global. Without well-chosen communities, functionalities are forced to become revolutionary, dot-com, cross-media. Think interactive. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for managing emerging nano-super-web services? the fish practically invented the term "power shifts". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cross-platform, virally-distributed M&A but our ability to unleash. We will increase our capability to empower without reducing our power to mesh. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the term "virally-distributed". It seems impressive, but it's completely true! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. the fish practically invented the term "deliverables". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? What does the term "intra-reporting" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time, blog-based data hygiene reports and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to engage transparently than to strategize wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned impactful architectures, web-readiness are forced to become B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We will engage the term "real-world, impactful". Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will leverage the aptitude of technologies to transform. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. Without raw bandwidth metrics, you will lack development. We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry buzzword "visionary". We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to empower virtually. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Think client-focused. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge e-commerce and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think value-added. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Without appropriate paradigms, re-sizing metrics are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your back-end feature set? With a single click? The bandwidth supervising factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for macro-short-term, real-time angel investors are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think ultra-B2B. We believe we know that it is better to mesh nano-intuitively than to exploit iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Ruby on Rails. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to deliver intuitively. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.