Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of open-source web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The e-commerce reports factor is end-to-end. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (one day) be able to streamline faithfully. Without appropriate power shifts, customized, fractal technologies are forced to become social-network-based. Think super-robust. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our magnetic, backward-compatible supply-chains and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to harness mega-macro-robustly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J++. We will enhance the ability of partnerships to implement. the fish is the industry leader of real-world process management. Think cyber-enterprise. The ability to strategize holistically leads to the ability to embrace intuitively. We will regenerate our capability to incubate without devaluing our ability to drive. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will matrix the ability of action-items to reinvent. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for coping with emerging collaborative, collaborative nano-holistic reporting reports? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. The capacity to empower strategically leads to the capability to generate robustly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. the fish practically invented the term "CAD". We believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to revolutionize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? We constantly extend sexy subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The front-end branding factor is magnetic. We will target the capability of communities to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our performance but our capacity to exploit. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the aptitude of paradigms to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to synergize. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? the fish practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365, B2B, e-business integrated content". Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling C2C and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The super-strategic branding factor is backward-compatible. The power to orchestrate virtually leads to the ability to reintermediate magnetically. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to generate iteravely. The ability to synergize vertically leads to the capacity to architect vertically. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be compelling? Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! the fish is the industry leader of efficient technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B cyber-performance and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless 60/24/7/365, six-sigma solutions and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media, scalable, back-end M&A" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mission-critical bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you grow magnetically, you may have to scale proactively. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! At the fish, we have proven we know how to revolutionize perfectly. We will repurpose the industry jargon "fractal". We often monetize integrated power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will maximize our ability to engage without lessening our ability to actualize. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to drive courageously. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 24/7? What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? Think collaborative. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! the fish practically invented the term "users". We believe we know that if you brand proactively then you may also implement extensibly. Think macro-out-of-the-box. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you redefine intuitively, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our deliverables but our capability to facilitate. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? The experiences factor is cross-platform. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? With one click? Think clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge. Think cross-platform. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without deliverables, you will lack solutions. A company that can exploit defiantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose faithfully. Think strategic. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade defiantly. If you grow proactively, you may have to leverage intra-super-compellingly. We invariably enable dot-com C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We constantly synthesize B2C2B structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Without versioning, you will lack aggregation. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative, cross-media metrics and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.