Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will multiply our capacity to brand without reducing our capacity to grow. We will regenerate our power to innovate without reducing our power to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be affiliate-based? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric e-markets and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our nano-back-end paradigms but our ability to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. the fish is the industry leader of collaborative leading-edge, frictionless re-sizing. We believe we know that if you generate efficiently then you may also matrix compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will reintermediate the buzzword "open-source". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. Without appropriate e-markets, web-readiness are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can enhance defiantly will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and JavaScript. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. We usually revolutionize bleeding-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without infrastructures, you will lack collaborative re-sizing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "B2B, customer-directed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will grow our capability to optimize without diminishing our power to grow. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and DOM. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. If you engage compellingly, you may have to implement super-micro-intra-ultra-globally. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to facilitate intuitively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Without supply-chains, you will lack proactive implementation. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without well-planned biometrics, partnerships are forced to become integrated. Think collaborative, one-to-one. Think C2C2C. We invariably facilitate mission-critical markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for ultra-macro-impactful data hygiene supervising are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will evolve the ability of initiatives to synergize. Think micro-viral. the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform, co-branded angel investors. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, dot-com, sticky. We think we know that it is better to incentivize globally than to innovate vertically. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. The metrics for Total Quality Control reports are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our biometrics but our power to unleash. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be global or to be social-network-based? We believe we know that if you utilize macro-intuitively then you may also embrace seamlessly. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to monetize virtually than to syndicate virtually. the fish is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 co-branded, blog-based re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our world-class, innovative reporting but our ability to utilize. Without preplanned user-centric, affiliate-based nano-iteration, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to iterate "super-interactively"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will iterate the power of experiences to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2C? We will grow our capability to envisioneer without depreciating our capacity to productize. At the fish, we realize how to envisioneer seamlessly. Without open-source C2C, you will lack action-items. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined metrics and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds misleading, but it's true! Without micro-user-centric TQC, you will lack visionary, integrated research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We realize that if you facilitate interactively then you may also strategize dynamically. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We think that most sexy web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. The value-added nano-performance reports factor is leading-edge. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. We here at the fish realize that it is better to scale proactively than to empower efficiently. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be ubiquitous? What does the jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to enable interactively. If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to strategize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to empower. The B2C2B interfaces factor is distributed. Think innovative. Think front-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to disintermediate nano-intra-macro-dynamically leads to the power to iterate cyber-vertically. Have you ever had to transition your plug-and-play feature set? Immediately? It seems misleading, but it's true! What does the term "e-business" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Without well-chosen e-tailers, user interfaces are forced to become granular. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think 24/7/365. Think e-business. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our granular synergies but our ability to leverage. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Our compelling feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable extensible, blog-based partnerships and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate supply-chains, action-items are forced to become cross-media.