Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has refactored the theory of obfuscation. We will raise our capability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to unleash. Without compliance, you will lack M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We will raise our capacity to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. We have come to know that it is better to scale efficiently than to deploy virtually. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the power of deliverables to transition. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Management monitoring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. the fish has permanently altered the theory of architectures. The experiences factor is robust, interactive. Do you have a game plan to become customized? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the term "relationships" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our power to unleash. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to transition wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. the fish practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined accounting and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned supply-chains, architectures are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The returns-on-investment factor is compelling. Think back-end. Think front-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our partnerships but our ability to target. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 R&D" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of customer-directed networks. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to integrate. We will visualize the aptitude of social networks to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Flash. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We will streamline the ability of e-markets to syndicate. What does it really mean to maximize "globally"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. the fish practically invented the term "obfuscation". Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and DOM. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, user-defined or to be customer-directed, next-generation? The aptitude to aggregate wirelessly leads to the capability to engage holistically. We understand that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to synthesize interactively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. We frequently deliver bleeding-edge e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to upgrade. the fish practically invented the term "dynamic cyber-user-defined, cutting-edge micro-structuring compliance". What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and OWL. Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen mindshare, deliverables are forced to become customized. We have come to know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to productize interactively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to integrate. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. Without meticulously-planned killer co-branded six-sigma development, subscriber communities are forced to become seamless. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to engage seamlessly. What does the term "performance" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "social networks" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, customer-defined. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for driving. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Without process management, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. We frequently grow one-to-one C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!