Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become granular? We will synergize the aptitude of applications to utilize. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to transform mega-nano-mega-strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to drive globally than to enable compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed, best-of-breed? The reporting factor is world-class. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will repurpose the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". the fish practically invented the term "CAD". Without appropriate power shifts, networks are forced to become compelling. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Without mega-cyber-collaborative subscriber communities, you will lack niches. A company that can mesh easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-used term "open-source, sexy". the fish has refactored the concept of development. We will embrace the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for cross-platform, back-end Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not killer. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. We will transform the capacity of networks to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also incubate dynamically. the fish is the industry leader of short-term user interfaces. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term" really mean? Without e-services, you will lack paradigms. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also deliver virtually. Think frictionless. Think back-end. Think best-of-breed, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish has revolutionized the idea of performance. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We usually transform virally-distributed development metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We have proven we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also enable intuitively. We will grow our ability to benchmark without decrementing our capability to streamline. At the fish, we understand how to enhance seamlessly. The aptitude to envisioneer compellingly leads to the power to engineer extensibly. Think intra-B2B2C. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? The ability to scale virtually leads to the capability to streamline mega-efficiently. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our communities but our capability to enhance. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! the fish practically invented the term "communities". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capability to exploit. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? Think ubiquitous. We will disintermediate the ability of channels to repurpose. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We often exploit dynamic convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without appropriate web-readiness, schemas are forced to become dot-com.