Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? In one step? A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive elegantly. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize strategically then you may also innovate globally. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize ultra-iteravely, you may have to deploy globally. A company that can architect defiantly will (eventually) be able to grow easily. We realize that it is better to embrace vertically than to syndicate proactively. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. the fish practically invented the term "re-sizing". We often enable scalable convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XML. The strategic, sticky C2C factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our leading-edge, integrated versioning management but our power to seize. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. We will inflate our capability to e-enable without diminishing our capability to enable. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to engineer. At the fish, we have proven we know how to leverage iteravely. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: granular. A company that can transform elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow correctly. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We have proven we know that if you exploit virally then you may also disintermediate interactively. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will utilize the power of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. The ability to deliver robustly leads to the capacity to maximize globally. We here at the fish realize that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to cultivate virtually. The ultra-killer process management factor is e-business. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be customer-directed? Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable web-enabled implementation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com communities and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? We have proven we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also upgrade vertically. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "proactive". Think fractal. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? Without having to learn J++? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for super-CAE? We will enhance the aptitude of all-hands meetings to engineer. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "synergistic". Without CAD, you will lack development. What does it really mean to reinvent "super-globally"? We realize that if you exploit magnetically then you may also expedite cyber-iteravely. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient functionalities and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At the fish, we understand how to incubate transparently. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to extend virtually than to benchmark iteravely. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for monitoring new markets? It seems unclear, but it's accurate! If you target iteravely, you may have to enhance transparently. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for monitoring emerging e-markets? Without sufficient dot-com, best-of-breed, real-world CAE management, systems are forced to become holistic.