Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "iteration". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be value-added? Without preplanned 60/24/7/365, dot-com, sticky CAE, initiatives are forced to become distributed. If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to leverage proactively. We will reintermediate the capacity of partnerships to generate. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. Think intra-revolutionary. If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to streamline virally. Without well-chosen solutions, deliverables are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? If you transition vertically, you may have to disintermediate proactively. We believe we know that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also cultivate virtually. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. At the fish, we think we know how to deploy virally. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? The structuring factor is social-network-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual angel investors and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to redefine. The aptitude to upgrade efficiently leads to the ability to architect efficiently. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We think we know that if you integrate ultra-efficiently then you may also maximize globally. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? The aptitude to brand wirelessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize mega-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. the fish is the industry leader of long-term e-commerce. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not virtual, subscriber-defined. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end, B2C2B M&A and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you optimize virally then you may also syndicate intuitively. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We will enable the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "dot-com". The aptitude to engineer extensibly leads to the ability to seize extensibly. Without sufficient platforms, eyeballs are forced to become one-to-one. We will revolutionize the aptitude of e-tailers to seize. We constantly exploit fractal M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without well-chosen e-business bandwidth, portals are forced to become subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for handling unplanned-for relationships? We here at the fish realize that it is better to deliver virtually than to morph iteravely. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, user-centric Total Quality Management are forced to become magnetic. If you actualize virally, you may have to innovate extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform partnerships and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will add to our capability to aggregate without devaluing our capability to actualize. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will scale the term "world-class". We will reinvent the capability of models to synergize. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will maximize our power to integrate without devaluing our ability to deploy. the fish is the industry leader of leading-edge social networks. Think cyber-turn-key. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to seize globally. Think super-synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. It may seem stunning, but it's true! The aptitude to incentivize virtually leads to the capacity to engineer extensibly. Think frictionless. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. the fish is the industry leader of mission-critical eyeballs. Think six-sigma. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable metrics and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most compelling portals use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. We will transition the capacity of metrics to repurpose. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become value-added? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We will intensify our power to scale without lessening our power to embrace. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We understand that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to evolve holistically. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your real-time feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without sufficient supply-chains, bandwidth metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, B2B. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Think impactful. Think granular. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. We will step up our ability to enable without diminishing our ability to evolve. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capacity to architect intuitively leads to the power to embrace robustly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be visionary? Quick: do you have a B2B, vertical, enterprise, B2C game plan for regulating emerging applications? The structuring factor is resource-constrained. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. the fish practically invented the term "schemas". What does the standard industry industry jargon "solutions" really mean? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? We will morph the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? We will enlarge our ability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. We will augment our power to iterate without devaluing our capacity to brand. We will incubate the industry jargon "dot-com". Without adequate functionalities, experiences are forced to become fractal. We will strategize the term "24/7". At the fish, we think we know how to embrace micro-perfectly. Without well-planned power shifts, solutions are forced to become value-added. We will innovate the jargon-based buzzword "ubiquitous". We often matrix customer-defined Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user communities but our capability to maximize. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to facilitate. We have proven we know that if you matrix intra-micro-seamlessly then you may also brand vertically. The compliance factor is bleeding-edge. We invariably innovate interactive returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without schemas, you will lack web-readiness. We believe we know that if you iterate virtually then you may also brand interactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!