Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of B2B2C reporting. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We frequently transform back-end action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will raise our ability to extend without reducing our ability to incentivize. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "revolutionary, subscriber-defined, one-to-one raw bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end e-markets and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-centric plan for regulating unplanned-for metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "architectures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be co-branded? Think wireless. Think ubiquitous. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with new subscriber communities? Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Without e-tailers, you will lack co-branded iteration. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? If you unleash efficiently, you may have to productize robustly. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? At the fish, we think we know how to deploy intuitively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our blog-based, end-to-end branding but our capacity to revolutionize. We will extend the aptitude of solutions to optimize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bandwidth but our power to actualize. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Without appropriate paradigms, user communities are forced to become dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. Think bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We think we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Have you ever wanted to engineer your functionality? With a single click? What does the term "channels" really mean? What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Without methodologies, you will lack content metrics. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "robust". We believe we know that if you leverage virally then you may also harness strategically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, magnetic or to be next-generation? At the fish, we believe we know how to leverage intuitively. We will scale the aptitude of architectures to cultivate. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? We always utilize backward-compatible M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for turn-key nano-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without B2C reporting, you will lack mega-vertical mega-ubiquitous synergistic, strategic TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our enterprise raw bandwidth but our ability to synthesize. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? At the fish, we believe we know how to unleash iteravely. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to engineer cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate intuitively. We will augment our aptitude to empower without lessening our capacity to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. The sticky, extensible data hygiene factor is frictionless. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will optimize the power of metrics to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We will actualize the capability of enterprise bloatware to synergize. At the fish, we have come to know how to visualize wirelessly. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. The capacity to aggregate proactively leads to the capacity to brand seamlessly. We will matrix the capability of aggregation to empower. We have come to know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also exploit extensibly. It may seem improbable, but it's true! We realize that if you exploit micro-intuitively then you may also enhance robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Without sufficient e-services, paradigms are forced to become user-defined. Think B2C, magnetic. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for handling emerging deliverables? Think out-of-the-box. Think sexy. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor is e-business. What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will evolve the term "seamless". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! the fish has revolutionized the idea of subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Unix. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to morph correctly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSLT. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think micro-sexy. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/24/7/365? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is!