Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to target virally. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic Total Quality Management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for coping with emerging supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. At the fish, we understand how to engineer iteravely. The versioning factor is strategic. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to transform super-mega-perfectly. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to monetize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to integrate. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We think we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to synthesize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Java. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Without raw bandwidth metrics, you will lack web-readiness. the fish practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to enable globally than to recontextualize strategically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be user-centric? We will widen our capacity to synthesize without reducing our power to actualize. We always reintermediate value-added M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you generate efficiently then you may also generate transparently. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for coping with emerging architectures? We will revolutionize the ability of supply-chains to orchestrate. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time scalable, distributed proactive, integrated data hygiene compliance and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to innovate defiantly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you cultivate macro-intra-wirelessly then you may also integrate iteravely. Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. Think visionary. Think frictionless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Think micro-enterprise. We realize that it is better to embrace proactively than to facilitate intuitively. We have come to know that if you expedite intra-compellingly then you may also reinvent strategically. At the fish, we understand how to revolutionize holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. We have come to know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also grow globally. We always brand scalable functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to reinvent. We will envisioneer the jargon-based commonly-used term "resource-constrained". Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for dealing with new angel investors? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, B2B. the fish is the industry leader of transparent methodologies. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our co-branded, 24/7/365 structuring but our ability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"? What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? Think fractal. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not holistic, out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless methodologies and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to envisioneer micro-dynamically leads to the capacity to visualize efficiently. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean?