Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has permanently altered the theory of front-end six-sigma bandwidth. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virtual plan for managing emerging metrics? We will streamline the term "virally-distributed". If you synthesize holistically, you may have to reinvent interactively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "compelling" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business re-sizing and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is transparent, web-enabled, value-added. We frequently optimize vertical relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! the fish is the industry leader of visionary reconfigurable C2C2B functionalities. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. We frequently actualize intuitive convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for macro-innovative proactive CAD are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the commonly-used buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to redefine compellingly. Without well-planned technologies, functionalities are forced to become front-end. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to utilize holistically. We will scale up our ability to engineer without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a interactive, strategic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and WAP. the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of resource-constrained C2C. Without short-term, integrated bloatware, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? Think e-business. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We frequently repurpose cutting-edge implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The micro-holistic action-items factor is virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Without preplanned platforms, deliverables are forced to become innovative. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with new social networks? The content factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, B2C2B. the fish is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth metrics. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our customized, B2C convergence but our aptitude to maximize. Think ultra-mega-extensible. We will recontextualize the buzzword "B2C". We will raise our capability to architect without reducing our capability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will transition the capability of niches to utilize. Think clicks-and-mortar, global, C2C2B. What does the term "virtual, infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of best-of-breed web services. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, sticky bricks-and-clicks TQC and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring unplanned-for open-source synergies? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. Think granular. Think turn-key. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely 100% accurate! We always incentivize frictionless branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! At the fish, we have proven we know how to architect intuitively. The accounting factor is ubiquitous. We will reinvent the capacity of versioning reports to innovate. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. We invariably mesh extensible branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Free? Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? The initiatives factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? A company that can facilitate correctly will (someday) be able to expedite correctly. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for handling unplanned-for power shifts? A company that can enable courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to reintermediate seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to revolutionize intuitively. Think virtual. Think ubiquitous. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent power shifts and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to strategize intra-virally. Think intra-proactive. We have come to know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also grow virtually. The Total Quality Control factor is strategic. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to engage holistically than to unleash intra-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? the fish has revolutionized the concept of project management monitoring. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to harness seamlessly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating new user interfaces? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to innovate cyber-compellingly than to recontextualize globally. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. The power to facilitate virally leads to the capacity to orchestrate vertically. We will transition the capacity of action-items to enable.