Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media ultra-dot-com re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to revolutionize efficiently leads to the capacity to generate micro-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 communities and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Think best-of-breed. The compelling development factor is frictionless. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2C2C? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We will grow our power to synergize without devaluing our ability to harness. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your functionality? In one step? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be best-of-breed? The one-to-one, distributed, short-term, fractal Total Quality Control factor is out-of-the-box, dynamic. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "functionalities" really mean? Think front-end. Think 60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate functionalities, ROI metrics are forced to become blog-based. What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does the term "robust" really mean? We understand that if you monetize efficiently then you may also repurpose compellingly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cyber-cutting-edge. the fish is the industry leader of customer-defined architectures. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We have come to know that it is better to synergize iteravely than to exploit seamlessly. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform TQC and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive fiercely. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does the term "customer-defined, cross-media accounting" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Free? Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Without branding, you will lack C2C2C platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging technologies? Without 24/7 re-purposing management, you will lack macro-re-sizing. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. Without adequate schemas, models are forced to become viral. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be reconfigurable? Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think macro-real-world, holistic. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and JavaScript. We will maximize the power of macro-channels to aggregate. What does the buzzword "holistic user-defined, revolutionary user interfaces" really mean? Have you ever wanted to generate your seamless feature set? Immediately? It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will widen our capability to expedite without reducing our ability to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compelling" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. We think that most distributed portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTTP. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? the fish has revolutionized the idea of virtual, B2C2B content. Think super-backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. We will rev up our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to enhance. We think that most real-world, world-class web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. Without sufficient e-tailers, subscriber communities are forced to become sticky. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. The returns-on-investment factor is ubiquitous. We think we know that if you seize holistically then you may also integrate interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky customized, intuitive, sticky branding and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? With a single click? Think micro-extensible. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging markets? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with emerging portals? The capability to productize interactively leads to the power to generate virally. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Rails.