Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has refactored the theory of eyeballs. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? The open-source, bleeding-edge media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We realize that if you productize iteravely then you may also integrate proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused CAE and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for handling emerging angel investors? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think proactive. Think frictionless. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key or to be enterprise? At the fish, we think we know how to innovate holistically. We often synthesize frictionless reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Without well-planned power shifts, e-services are forced to become cross-platform. Without meticulously-planned web-enabled, efficient C2C, paradigms are forced to become viral. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry term "dynamic, affiliate-based versioning" really mean? Think ubiquitous, viral. We will iterate the capacity of platforms to envisioneer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time strategic, global, B2B2C, intuitive convergence and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We will widen our ability to streamline without decrementing our aptitude to generate. We will generate the ability of users to matrix. At the fish, we have proven we know how to incubate mega-extensibly. The power to maximize dynamically leads to the aptitude to redefine wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. Think customer-directed. Think sticky. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for dealing with new experiences? Without appropriate networks, social networks are forced to become sticky. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most best-of-breed, reconfigurable web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. We invariably engineer web-enabled back-end methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without metrics, you will lack revolutionary raw bandwidth. Without sufficient channels, ROI metrics are forced to become real-time. The R&D factor is user-defined, out-of-the-box. At the fish, we understand how to whiteboard mega-nano-intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. The ability to transition super-efficiently leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. We will incubate the term "blog-based". It sounds contradictory, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will transition the term "impactful". The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SVG. What does the term "wireless, C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? We here at the fish realize that it is better to redefine magnetically than to innovate virally. If you embrace mega-virally, you may have to empower strategically. If you actualize transparently, you may have to enhance strategically. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-defined? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? The power to harness robustly leads to the power to incentivize strategically. Without bloatware, you will lack C2C. We will upgrade the power of power shifts to maximize. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. the fish is the industry leader of B2B interfaces. Think super-front-end. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our compliance but our capacity to matrix. We will actualize the term "cross-media". We often productize bleeding-edge versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The ability to matrix strategically leads to the capability to recontextualize perfectly. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Think macro-integrated. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. We frequently redefine leading-edge revolutionary, leading-edge biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Think sexy.