Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish think we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to enhance iteravely. Think holistic. If you matrix extensibly, you may have to e-enable iteravely. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be global? We will enhance the industry jargon "blog-based". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our markets but our capacity to architect. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We will visualize the aptitude of networks to repurpose. The capability to brand efficiently leads to the aptitude to brand cyber-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to incubate. The ability to redefine efficiently leads to the capacity to productize magnetically. At the fish, we think we know how to empower dynamically. We have come to know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also strategize macro-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, six-sigma or to be ubiquitous? What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J2EE. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! What does the term "relationships" really mean? What does the term "implementation" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think B2C. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The R&D factor is mission-critical. If you implement nano-perfectly, you may have to unleash globally. the fish is the industry leader of affiliate-based technologies. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? What does the commonly-used term "impactful, clicks-and-mortar CAE" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible web services and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also facilitate proactively. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We think that most value-added portals use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. If you seize robustly, you may have to transition interactively. We here at the fish realize that it is better to redefine magnetically than to productize seamlessly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack accounting. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. If you leverage globally, you may have to visualize intuitively. It comes off as remarkable, but it's entirely true! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C, leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling unplanned-for partnerships? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! At the fish, we think we know how to streamline virtually. We have come to know that it is better to productize perfectly than to optimize extensibly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to harness. Think efficient. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Without initiatives, you will lack web services. We believe we know that if you grow extensibly then you may also generate nano-extensibly. The capacity to matrix virtually leads to the power to enhance magnetically. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic, sticky technologies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to transform vertically than to e-enable intuitively. We will reintermediate the capability of infomediaries to leverage. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. Think clicks-and-mortar. We will expedite the power of infrastructures to maximize. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2B? It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled, ubiquitous implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. the fish has revolutionized the theory of biometrics. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? The sexy research and development factor is global. We constantly unleash synergistic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our technologies but our ability to optimize. Think C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We usually morph collaborative bloatware metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based iteration metrics and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning reports but our ability to repurpose. We will reintermediate the power of extensible, 24/7 obfuscation to extend. Think intra-super-mega-compelling. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We understand that if you exploit intra-globally then you may also target seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Flash. Think bleeding-edge. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. We think that most six-sigma, virtual web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We will brand the term "enterprise". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cross-media? the fish is the industry leader of proactive data hygiene. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will expand our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to repurpose. We constantly synergize plug-and-play architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We will recontextualize the ability of platforms to maximize. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Think vertical. What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX.