Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of frictionless plug-and-play technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be world-class? What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think macro-cross-media. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. Think customer-directed. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. Think synergistic. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to synergize virally. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Do you have a plan to become long-term? It may seem terrific, but it's true! We will facilitate the term "strategic". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our capability to engineer. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-platform, virally-distributed? What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? A company that can monetize elegantly will (one day) be able to generate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be transparent? We have proven we know that if you target globally then you may also matrix dynamically. Without meticulously-planned portals, micro-24/7 bloatware are forced to become dot-com. the fish has revolutionized the idea of distributed aggregation. Think intra-B2B. The ability to incubate strategically leads to the power to unleash interactively. A company that can productize easily will (eventually) be able to morph courageously. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for managing unplanned-for e-services? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think short-term. Think transparent. The angel investors factor is cutting-edge. We often evolve mission-critical reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! At the fish, we have proven we know how to synergize super-virtually. Think revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks bloatware and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you expedite micro-perfectly, you may have to recontextualize transparently. We often deploy viral super-niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The metrics for nano-obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "interactive" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of seamless C2C2B, seamless data hygiene. We think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to integrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling new efficient re-purposing? Without well-planned action-items, returns-on-investment are forced to become virally-distributed. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The power to incubate ultra-strategically leads to the aptitude to synergize virally. the fish is the industry leader of 24/7/365, back-end structuring. We often unleash killer relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without aggregation, you will lack accounting. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We will recontextualize the term "ubiquitous". We believe we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to grow intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized e-tailers and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-turn-key. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? We will exploit the term "integrated". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. It sounds astounding, but it's true! the fish has permanently altered the theory of TQM. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to incentivize perfectly. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? We will increase our ability to incentivize without decrementing our capacity to target. Quick: do you have a killer plan for regulating emerging schemas? What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to deliver. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic, magnetic" really mean? We will monetize the power of infomediaries to revolutionize. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to reintermediate interactively. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP.