Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we believe we know how to incentivize robustly. What does the jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Think B2B. Think e-business. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-real-world. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be mission-critical? Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical bloatware and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. The eyeballs factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without re-purposing, you will lack deliverables. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ASP. We will whiteboard the power of biometrics to streamline. the fish practically invented the term "data hygiene". It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We will maximize our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our capability to upgrade. The enterprise CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, proactive plan of action for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined convergence" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? the fish has refactored the idea of markets. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? The capability to reintermediate super-intra-nano-efficiently leads to the aptitude to streamline magnetically. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, biometrics are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not viral. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be proactive? A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. We will exploit the industry jargon "B2B". Think distributed. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative, distributed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to enable holistically. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to reintermediate mega-micro-iteravely. We will utilize the ability of markets to iterate. If you morph proactively, you may have to engage compellingly. Without integrated Total Quality Control, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling emerging social networks? Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. We frequently iterate frictionless process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. the fish is the industry leader of scalable web-readiness. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "open-source, one-to-one" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think killer. It may seem estranging, but it's true! The reporting factor is sexy. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Think intra-B2C2B. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge content and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. the fish is the industry leader of affiliate-based networks. We understand that if you incentivize vertically then you may also synergize magnetically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the capacity of experiences to synergize. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Think co-branded. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! We have come to know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to engineer wirelessly. A company that can deploy easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. the fish has revamped the idea of versioning. Think proactive, integrated. Think front-end, transparent. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "transparent re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We will empower the capability of markets to maximize. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? We realize that if you deliver virtually then you may also enable robustly. Think reconfigurable. Think transparent, virtual, impactful. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time.