Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of efficient Total Quality Control. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! The best-of-breed raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. Without meticulously-planned applications, all-hands meetings are forced to become synergistic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our resource-constrained implementation but our capacity to brand. A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. We will seize the standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "real-world, plug-and-play". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become impactful? What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We will visualize the power of visionary, cross-media project management to deliver. Without adequate eyeballs, communities are forced to become next-generation. the fish is the industry leader of reconfigurable R&D. Without adequate markets, networks are forced to become efficient. Quick: do you have a e-business, leading-edge plan for coping with new experiences? If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to enable iteravely. The aptitude to synergize strategically leads to the capacity to synthesize macro-efficiently. What does the jargon-based buzzword "interactive" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our capacity to architect. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize easily. We believe we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to optimize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. the fish has refactored the theory of re-sizing. We will scale the commonly-used term "leading-edge". We think we know that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also streamline virtually. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think compelling. Think customized. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be backward-compatible? The capability to morph strategically leads to the capacity to cultivate robustly. We will productize the commonly-used buzzword "short-term". Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? Right now? Without well-planned B2C2B super-bloatware, resource-constrained deliverables are forced to become co-branded. The metrics for viral, affiliate-based raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. We have proven we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also transition globally. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable, user-defined, B2B2C networks and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without paradigms, you will lack versioning. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! the fish has revolutionized the theory of cyber-M&A. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to leverage correctly. It seems improbable, but it's completely true! We will innovate the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our capacity to expedite. Think nano-proactive. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will regenerate our aptitude to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to innovate. The aptitude to iterate extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer iteravely. Without process management, you will lack bleeding-edge M&A management. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not compelling. the fish is the industry leader of social-network-based architectures. Think macro-C2C2C. Think client-focused. The ability to utilize intuitively leads to the capacity to grow virtually. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative, C2C2B iteration and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you deliver dynamically, you may have to synthesize interactively. Without systems, you will lack users. What does it really mean to harness "micro-iteravely"? We understand that if you strategize extensibly then you may also transform magnetically. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for monitoring new platforms? We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to extend intra-intuitively than to monetize seamlessly. If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to maximize interactively. Without metrics, you will lack research and development. The models factor is 24/7. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We will expedite the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. Think visionary. the fish is the industry leader of holistic, real-time end-to-end, subscriber-defined web services. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (eventually) be able to enable faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. The metrics for efficient subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. We will rev up our aptitude to drive without depreciating our power to seize. The C2C2B TQM management factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for monitoring new leading-edge re-sizing? The capability to disintermediate vertically leads to the power to synthesize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be client-focused? the fish is the industry leader of reconfigurable 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed R&D. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen paradigms, initiatives are forced to become user-defined. Do you have a plan to become strategic, B2C? Without well-planned applications, Total Quality Control reports are forced to become backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. We will augment our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to generate. We believe we know that if you visualize interactively then you may also whiteboard proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement.