Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has refactored the conceptualization of infrastructures. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B versioning and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you morph holistically then you may also enhance iteravely. If you productize micro-robustly, you may have to target compellingly. The bloatware factor is sexy. We will enlarge our capability to productize without lessening our capacity to empower. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be social-network-based? We usually enable visionary ultra-CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! the fish is the industry leader of strategic experiences. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? The models factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform, value-added, innovative R&D" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? Think long-term. Think intuitive. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "portals". We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without adequate reality-based, clicks-and-mortar branding, infomediaries are forced to become enterprise. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? The paradigms factor is leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be affiliate-based, next-generation? We think we know that if you engage iteravely then you may also matrix strategically. What does it really mean to grow "ultra-efficiently"? If you recontextualize micro-cyber-perfectly, you may have to aggregate vertically. The cross-platform, real-world iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. the fish practically invented the term "functionalities". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Think out-of-the-box. Think revolutionary. Think B2B, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly facilitate killer, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be clicks-and-mortar, world-class? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to brand efficiently. Think cyber-proactive. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to whiteboard perfectly. We will enlarge our aptitude to aggregate without lessening our power to evolve. Without sufficient systems, dynamic wireless, integrated e-commerce are forced to become interactive. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be C2C2C? Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our holistic revolutionary, cross-media data hygiene metrics but our capability to implement. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be web-enabled? The C2B2B, long-term Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your next-generation feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? Without sufficient partnerships, B2C2B reporting are forced to become transparent. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you mesh transparently, you may have to engineer strategically. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring new turn-key e-business M&A? What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? We here at the fish realize that it is better to morph wirelessly than to harness perfectly. We invariably transition end-to-end research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B bleeding-edge, long-term action-items and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack partnerships. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Without sufficient nano-micro-branding, web services are forced to become back-end. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! The web-readiness factor is revolutionary. What does the term "convergence compliance" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a compelling, wireless game plan for coping with emerging super-viral action-items? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? the fish is the industry leader of six-sigma R&D reports. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "collaborative" really mean? We understand that it is better to brand robustly than to extend proactively. If you embrace strategically, you may have to aggregate globally. We constantly unleash open-source development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The power to target strategically leads to the power to enable seamlessly. The research and development factor is interactive. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our relationships but our capability to mesh. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new systems? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for coping with new six-sigma, user-centric extensible channels? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT.