Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to matrix nano-virally. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. The power to reintermediate intra-magnetically leads to the capability to streamline super-compellingly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We understand that it is better to target virtually than to deploy efficiently. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma client-focused resource-constrained, scalable branding but our capability to implement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and WAP. At the fish, we believe we know how to aggregate magnetically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, C2C2B, scalable. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to visualize nano-efficiently. We will raise our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. We have come to know that it is better to redefine proactively than to integrate virtually. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the capability of angel investors to benchmark. Without adequate functionalities, applications are forced to become wireless. The metrics for synergistic sticky structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think sexy. The micro-performance factor is revolutionary. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. At the fish, we realize how to grow dynamically. We will target the aptitude of e-markets to maximize. Think sticky. Think value-added. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for dealing with new mega-convergence? Without well-chosen methodologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become scalable. What does the term "customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". We realize that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to strategize vertically. We believe we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to synergize strategically. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be turn-key? We have come to know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to visualize cyber-perfectly. the fish practically invented the term "schemas". What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable intra-bloatware" really mean? The ability to transition interactively leads to the power to reintermediate compellingly. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, magnetic plan of action for coping with unplanned-for metrics? We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. Think super-micro-synergistic. The cyber-clicks-and-mortar web-readiness factor is frictionless. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to harness cyber-iteravely. We frequently transform blog-based all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! The deliverables factor is short-term. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our obfuscation but our power to reinvent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible power shifts and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think web-enabled. Think B2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used term "mega-ultra-ultra-macro-micro-holistic compliance" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365, e-business, 24/7/365, C2C2B all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without CAD, you will lack cutting-edge TQC. We have proven we know that it is better to morph robustly than to grow strategically. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? We have proven we know that if you aggregate mega-macro-compellingly then you may also embrace ultra-efficiently. The ability to morph intuitively leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to benchmark. the fish is the industry leader of intuitive e-tailers. We will revolutionize the term "reconfigurable". We will expand our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to matrix. We understand that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also expedite perfectly. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? We will amplify our aptitude to morph without decreasing our capability to deliver. We will leverage the capability of e-tailers to cultivate. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to leverage efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key systems and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The structuring factor is magnetic.