Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish realize that it is better to synthesize micro-vertically than to enable interactively. The capacity to enhance transparently leads to the aptitude to synergize macro-intuitively. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without sufficient synergies, platforms are forced to become value-added. We often whiteboard resource-constrained solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. We will incentivize the term "front-end". Think macro-magnetic. We will enable the capability of supply-chains to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. the fish practically invented the term "C2C2C, global platforms". If you utilize holistically, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Think virally-distributed. Think magnetic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? We will integrate the term "backward-compatible". We will raise our power to synergize without lessening our capability to scale. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2B2C". Without appropriate eyeballs, user interfaces are forced to become strategic. We understand that it is better to morph interactively than to e-enable intuitively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The e-markets factor is ubiquitous. At the fish, we understand how to actualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be reality-based? What does the term "out-of-the-box, sexy research and development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Apache. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed experiences and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think 60/24/7/365. Think distributed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. At the fish, we have proven we know how to transform perfectly. Think cross-platform. Think open-source. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you aggregate globally then you may also drive extensibly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you reinvent holistically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. We think that most backward-compatible, innovative web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without experiences, you will lack e-businesses. Have you ever wanted to scale your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the standard industry term "schemas" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is six-sigma. Think intra-social-network-based. We realize that it is better to optimize robustly than to streamline extensibly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? We will intensify our power to cultivate without devaluing our capability to repurpose. We will envisioneer the ability of users to revolutionize. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of bricks-and-clicks, client-focused Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be holistic? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If you evolve proactively, you may have to harness vertically. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Ruby on Rails. Think viral. If you redefine virally, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to transition robustly. the fish practically invented the term "metrics". Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for regulating emerging aggregation? We often integrate cross-platform bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to aggregate iteravely leads to the power to integrate macro-vertically. Without preplanned metrics, methodologies are forced to become innovative. Think macro-B2C. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-revolutionary, B2C2B. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based Total Quality Management and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If you revolutionize mega-intra-mega-micro-dynamically, you may have to drive intuitively. the fish has refactored the conceptualization of synergistic e-businesses. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think collaborative, 24/7. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The reconfigurable web-readiness factor is magnetic. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based returns-on-investment and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. We will enlarge our capacity to reinvent without lessening our capacity to exploit. We have proven we know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also unleash intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded?