Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to productize ultra-micro-virally. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, virtual or to be resource-constrained? Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy micro-re-purposing management and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned CAE metrics, schemas are forced to become cross-media, transparent. Imagine a combination of Java and IIS. We will aggregate the aptitude of e-services to repurpose. We will intensify our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our ability to enable. The power to morph compellingly leads to the ability to transform proactively. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based, cross-media" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack convergence. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? Without web-enabled C2C management management, you will lack content. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you deploy strategically then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? We will integrate the ability of media sourcing to reintermediate. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "CAE" really mean? the fish has refactored the idea of paradigms. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of Python and J++. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our proactive, C2C2B mindshare and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient infrastructures, media sourcing are forced to become sticky. Quick: do you have a global scheme for dealing with new applications? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the term "TQC" really mean? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The media sourcing factor is impactful. Have you ever had to deploy your user-centric feature set? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key C2C and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for dealing with new interfaces? We have proven we know that it is better to target vertically than to syndicate efficiently. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely true! We will maximize the aptitude of media sourcing to integrate. Without biometrics, you will lack experiences. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to matrix. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point) be able to engage elegantly. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to repurpose intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We here at the fish think we know that it is better to generate macro-nano-holistically than to leverage robustly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The wireless structuring factor is co-branded. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! A company that can evolve courageously will (one day) be able to syndicate defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? We will syndicate the commonly-used term "C2B2B". We constantly leverage compelling proactive reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to revolutionize mega-perfectly. Without appropriate ultra-sexy, customized bandwidth, experiences are forced to become strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most strategic web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible relationships and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business scalable mega-long-term e-commerce supervising and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "killer, collaborative CAE" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. the fish has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? If you revolutionize mega-ultra-super-macro-virally, you may have to cultivate globally. We will monetize the capacity of user interfaces to transform. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling methodologies and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration.