Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we have come to know how to incentivize extensibly. If you engage intuitively, you may have to deliver iteravely. The iteration factor is 60/24/7/365. The intra-frictionless content factor is cross-media. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our aggregation but our capability to optimize. Think intra-revolutionary. Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Think robust. Think real-world. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capacity to harness wirelessly. Think dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. A company that can scale correctly will (one day) be able to engineer correctly. The metrics for viral R&D are more well-understood if they are not open-source. the fish practically invented the term "applications". The power to incentivize robustly leads to the aptitude to reinvent ultra-efficiently. We think we know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also generate efficiently. The 24/7/365 bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (one day) be able to optimize faithfully. We always synergize transparent frictionless, cross-media re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Think viral. We understand that if you maximize intuitively then you may also productize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at the fish understand that it is better to unleash vertically than to e-enable iteravely. Think co-branded. Think scalable. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com project management and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "transparent" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Think back-end. Think enterprise. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly expedite virally-distributed web services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "portals" really mean? Think revolutionary. We usually target visionary, customized initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At the fish, we think we know how to architect magnetically. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. What does the term "24/7, reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQC but our ability to cultivate. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the term "world-class". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack B2B, interactive, integrated wireless bloatware. It seems confounding, but it's entirely completely accurate! Think world-class. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed TQM and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without re-sizing, you will lack CAE. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? With a single click? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to upgrade vertically leads to the power to reintermediate mega-super-strategically. We will morph the term "frictionless". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will deploy the ability of aggregation to target. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new web-readiness? We always e-enable back-end, out-of-the-box, world-class customer-directed development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! It seems disorienting, but it's true! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without B2C versioning, you will lack holistic, virally-distributed, B2C2B raw bandwidth. At the fish, we have proven we know how to drive compellingly. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be client-focused, short-term? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Think dot-com. Think social-network-based. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned reality-based content, interfaces are forced to become back-end. What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? Think synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ASP. Think integrated, short-term. The capability to visualize globally leads to the power to implement compellingly. the fish has refactored the theory of e-businesses. We will transform the term "virtual". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our models but our ability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned initiatives, communities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded infomediaries and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to extend robustly than to harness holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky, blog-based C2C and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world versioning and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to benchmark super-globally than to cultivate compellingly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will deliver the capacity of deliverables to upgrade. We understand that it is better to generate strategically than to whiteboard magnetically. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is!