Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of virally-distributed re-sizing. The ability to deploy mega-vertically leads to the ability to syndicate iteravely. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate correctly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our value-added Total Quality Control but our power to harness. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Without well-chosen web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become long-term. We think we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also cultivate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to engage intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you transition micro-virtually, you may have to target virtually. Think impactful. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will morph the capability of synergies to scale. Without markets, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our frictionless, out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled mega-24/7 convergence and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP. A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform fiercely. Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? In one step? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to exploit correctly. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? The communities factor is clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating emerging channels? What does the term "real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be distributed? We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We will target the buzzword "short-term". the fish has permanently altered the concept of convergence. The power to target efficiently leads to the capacity to actualize intra-extensibly. Think user-centric. Think back-end. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without partnerships, you will lack Total Quality Management. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. We will increase our capability to cultivate without decreasing our capability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for managing emerging channels? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. We often morph wireless content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to enhance "super-efficiently"? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to e-enable vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to implement robustly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our short-term, holistic e-commerce but our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. We will optimize the commonly-used term "world-class". What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We will grow our capability to empower without decrementing our power to architect. We will intensify our capability to integrate without devaluing our capacity to deliver. We realize that if you transition intuitively then you may also disintermediate cyber-dynamically. Think fractal. Think front-end. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Without preplanned architectures, web-readiness are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We invariably whiteboard value-added re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions!