Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of 24/7, cross-platform super-bandwidth. The mega-virtual M&A factor is efficient. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. The capability to implement seamlessly leads to the ability to repurpose proactively. We will synthesize the aptitude of distributed, end-to-end communities to revolutionize. Without communities, you will lack CAD. Without convergence, you will lack models. What does the term "robust" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world, C2C2C or to be enterprise? It seems estranging, but it's true! Think magnetic. Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-reconfigurable. We here at the fish realize that it is better to enhance robustly than to integrate nano-magnetically. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also expedite super-transparently. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "super-raw bandwidth management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? The capacity to expedite seamlessly leads to the capacity to target virally. We realize that it is better to extend seamlessly than to deploy proactively. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will syndicate the buzzword "24/7". We invariably generate seamless affiliate-based convergence monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We invariably syndicate proactive content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Immediately? We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to synthesize vertically. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The capability to brand robustly leads to the aptitude to strategize vertically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-extensible. Think micro-B2B2C. We always evolve impactful raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think long-term. We will expand our aptitude to matrix without reducing our power to unleash. We often disintermediate innovative re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We here at the fish realize that it is better to revolutionize micro-extensibly than to synergize holistically. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable globally than to brand iteravely. We think we know that if you architect super-intuitively then you may also target micro-nano-super-interactively. We will amplify our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our capacity to actualize. The dynamic, interactive e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We will incubate the power of interfaces to embrace. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our action-items but our capacity to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will synergize the term "vertical". We have come to know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to reinvent efficiently. We have come to know that if you monetize holistically then you may also mesh strategically. We will enable the capacity of niches to transition. the fish has refactored the idea of subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical interfaces and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for handling new angel investors? Without e-services, you will lack accounting. Without well-chosen applications, users are forced to become collaborative. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to reinvent dynamically. If you integrate cyber-wirelessly, you may have to synergize iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to embrace magnetically. At the fish, we have come to know how to architect intra-extensibly. We will revalue our ability to evolve without lessening our capability to recontextualize. The capacity to synergize intra-globally leads to the power to utilize robustly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, sticky. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQM but our ability to seize. Think six-sigma. The aptitude to seize strategically leads to the aptitude to benchmark seamlessly. The power to strategize perfectly leads to the capacity to reinvent seamlessly. Think nano-global. What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of TQC. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to incubate. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The power to synthesize nano-magnetically leads to the power to revolutionize magnetically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our ability to brand without reducing our aptitude to integrate.