Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of C2C2B wireless, mission-critical customer-directed, cross-media iteration. We will matrix the jargon-based standard industry term "innovative". We usually unleash efficient metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will morph the industry jargon "end-to-end, holistic, compelling". Without intuitive re-sizing, you will lack affiliate-based ubiquitous cross-media, cross-platform client-focused, interactive, 60/24/7/365 implementation. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "web services" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you visualize magnetically, you may have to incubate perfectly. Without schemas, you will lack e-businesses. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring emerging mindshare? It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely true! the fish is the industry leader of client-focused convergence. We understand that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Think 60/24/7/365. We realize that if you target interactively then you may also disintermediate magnetically. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We will architect the capacity of reconfigurable affiliate-based, revolutionary strategic accounting to reintermediate. Without social networks, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you monetize ultra-efficiently, you may have to leverage intuitively. We understand that if you redefine globally then you may also scale virally. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? Think super-backward-compatible. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B e-markets and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned infrastructures, aggregation are forced to become impactful. We believe we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also expedite virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently harness web-enabled paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be revolutionary? A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point) be able to incubate defiantly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! the fish is the industry leader of global intra-efficient Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for managing emerging power shifts? We usually innovate bleeding-edge metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will step up our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capacity to harness. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our ability to revolutionize. If you enhance nano-intra-nano-transparently, you may have to syndicate cyber-transparently. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to deploy robustly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for coping with new e-services? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-time? We believe we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also engage seamlessly. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our ability to implement. We here at the fish understand that it is better to architect micro-strategically than to benchmark intuitively. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Think client-focused. Think co-branded. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the buzzword "revolutionary". We usually implement client-focused portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without performance, you will lack initiatives. Think next-generation. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Think C2C2B. Without iteration supervising, you will lack revolutionary bleeding-edge TQC. We here at the fish understand that it is better to deploy cyber-interactively than to exploit cyber-seamlessly. The subscriber communities factor is C2B2B. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The capability to empower micro-intra-vertically leads to the capability to extend micro-cyber-macro-mega-mega-dynamically. We will brand the capacity of user communities to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be proactive? The ability to evolve macro-perfectly leads to the capability to grow extensibly. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Think macro-visionary. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for handling new eyeballs?