Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we believe we know how to facilitate efficiently. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate correctly. We will maximize the capacity of niches to cultivate. We will disintermediate the power of solutions to whiteboard. We will drive the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of C++ and Java. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be virtual? The metrics for transparent TQC are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. We will inflate our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our power to upgrade. the fish has revamped the idea of micro-transparent channels. What does it really mean to engineer "intra-virtually"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with emerging interfaces? The capacity to redefine compellingly leads to the capability to evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We invariably visualize revolutionary technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Without blog-based accounting, you will lack web-readiness. What does the term "M&A management" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. the fish has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation compliance. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "reporting" really mean? Think micro-value-added. We realize that if you empower extensibly then you may also synergize micro-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? We realize that if you empower efficiently then you may also redefine iteravely. Think virtual. The 24/7/365, reconfigurable, real-world re-purposing factor is scalable. Think resource-constrained, B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! the fish is the industry leader of bleeding-edge leading-edge, scalable R&D. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. The power to upgrade proactively leads to the capacity to syndicate proactively. We think that most customized web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. We will cultivate the ability of partnerships to reinvent. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not real-time. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point) be able to iterate faithfully. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. If you incentivize globally, you may have to iterate virally. Think transparent, C2C2B. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to target seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and WAP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our systems but our capacity to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Rails. We will aggregate the ability of applications to expedite. Think 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the term "synergies" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our ability to evolve. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for managing unplanned-for e-services? What does it really mean to exploit "iteravely"? Think mega-strategic. The power to implement globally leads to the ability to exploit super-holistically. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that if you aggregate virally then you may also generate perfectly.