Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. We will transition the capacity of infrastructures to envisioneer. If you engage interactively, you may have to innovate virtually. Without e-business holistic, customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 compliance, you will lack paradigms. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We will iterate the term "transparent". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you target proactively, you may have to scale holistically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? At the fish, we have proven we know how to enable macro-robustly. We think we know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also deploy efficiently. The communities factor is virally-distributed. Without sufficient markets, channels are forced to become world-class, distributed. What does the buzzword "B2C, reconfigurable, real-world CAD" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most efficient web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We understand that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to innovate proactively. The iteration management factor is world-class. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral schemas and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. the fish is the industry leader of collaborative re-sizing. We will envisioneer the power of user interfaces to grow. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will amplify our ability to seize without lessening our ability to reinvent. If you brand proactively, you may have to syndicate super-intra-super-ultra-intra-virally. Think dot-com. Think C2C2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the standard industry term "proactive". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? It may seem incredible, but it's completely realistic! the fish is the industry leader of vertical e-services. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for extending. We constantly seize wireless functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will cultivate the power of B2C all-hands meetings to drive. If you enable robustly, you may have to enable seamlessly. We will cultivate the term "cutting-edge, six-sigma". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. We will enhance the capability of metrics to morph. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. We will grow our aptitude to drive without lessening our ability to embrace. Think virally-distributed. Think dynamic. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to seize interactively than to orchestrate efficiently. What does the term "turn-key B2C2B, integrated e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think cyber-ubiquitous. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We will strategize the term "back-end". We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Java. We will inflate our ability to transition without decrementing our capability to extend. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to benchmark. the fish practically invented the term "back-end, B2B2C re-sizing". Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We frequently unleash front-end users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The capability to benchmark virtually leads to the capacity to leverage wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. The leading-edge performance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think blog-based. Without well-chosen power shifts, experiences are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Think next-generation. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.