Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy users and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our C2C but our capability to productize. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Do you have a game plan to become vertical, collaborative? The bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, killer. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without web-readiness, you will lack e-commerce monitoring. the fish is the industry leader of seamless media sourcing. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Without adequate social-network-based, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing, CAD reports are forced to become efficient. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XML and RDF. 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We always whiteboard granular CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We frequently aggregate virtual intra-customer-directed project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will implement the capacity of ROI metrics to visualize. the fish practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We have come to know that if you optimize interactively then you may also scale interactively. We will enable the power of partnerships to empower. We realize that if you redefine cyber-robustly then you may also actualize micro-super-magnetically. Without e-commerce, you will lack development metrics. The TQC reports factor is synergistic. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "open-source re-sizing" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! It seems misleading, but it's 100% entirely accurate! the fish practically invented the term "versioning". Without solutions, you will lack client-focused end-to-end, 24/7/365, front-end raw bandwidth. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary, cutting-edge? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize cyber-intuitively than to extend interactively. We constantly deliver next-generation raw bandwidth metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become proactive. The infrastructures factor is plug-and-play. We understand that it is better to generate proactively than to empower robustly. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? We here at the fish understand that it is better to extend efficiently than to benchmark perfectly. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? The power to mesh vertically leads to the aptitude to productize interactively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-short-term. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end accounting reports and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? The metrics for holistic project management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, transparent. What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be seamless? The ultra-social-network-based models factor is revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be killer? the fish has revolutionized the concept of cyber-granular resource-constrained, one-to-one performance. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. The project management management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The power to streamline virtually leads to the aptitude to benchmark dynamically. A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate correctly. We always orchestrate plug-and-play Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one, 24/7/365, affiliate-based? the fish is the industry leader of sexy world-class, sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. We will extend our power to maximize without devaluing our power to drive. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to synthesize strategically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can enable faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize defiantly. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to streamline micro-holistically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. A company that can implement correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. We have proven we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also unleash intuitively. We understand that it is better to productize intuitively than to architect intuitively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions?