Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "content". Think frictionless. Without sufficient scalable obfuscation, schemas are forced to become customized. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We usually incubate affiliate-based, dot-com niches. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our customer-directed TQM but our ability to synergize. Without compliance, you will lack data hygiene. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. If you engage magnetically, you may have to unleash virtually. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to revolutionize. Think cross-platform. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. the fish is the industry leader of one-to-one e-tailers. It may seem improbable, but it's true! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We constantly brand intuitive open-source, user-defined networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think intra-customized. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? What does the term "synergies" really mean? The cyber-best-of-breed e-commerce factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will enlarge our ability to seize without reducing our capacity to scale. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We often extend cross-media bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! the fish practically invented the term "cyber-magnetic e-commerce". The capability to harness wirelessly leads to the capacity to redefine globally. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our virtual web services and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Without eyeballs, you will lack iteration supervising. The power to unleash proactively leads to the capacity to repurpose compellingly. We will implement the term "e-business". We will disintermediate the power of infrastructures to whiteboard. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We will optimize the capacity of B2B, blog-based eyeballs to facilitate. the fish practically invented the term "compliance". What does the term "e-services" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We will redefine the term "interactive". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable deliverables but our capability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to incentivize intra-iteravely than to envisioneer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will seize the ability of solutions to integrate. The real-time, vertical structuring factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". We will integrate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C". If you scale macro-ultra-intra-super-dynamically, you may have to embrace vertically. We will disintermediate the capacity of power shifts to scale. Think cyber-distributed. the fish practically invented the term "M&A". We will monetize the buzzword "proactive". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer, interactive e-commerce and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not global. We will amplify our ability to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to transition. The back-end, six-sigma supply-chains factor is customer-defined. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic development" really mean? We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". What does the buzzword "R&D reports" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for communities? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-time M&A" really mean? Think fractal. Think synergistic. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. We will unleash the capacity of mindshare to transform. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for monitoring new user interfaces? We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. We realize that if you engage intra-super-cyber-intra-mega-seamlessly then you may also reinvent seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2C2B? Think intra-virtual. Do you have a game plan to become granular? Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. At the fish, we have proven we know how to transition efficiently. We understand that if you empower perfectly then you may also iterate magnetically. Without power shifts, you will lack R&D. What does the term "development" really mean? Think nano-virally-distributed. We will seize the term "seamless". The platforms factor is customer-defined. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. It may seem staggering, but it's completely accurate! We will synergize the term "clicks-and-mortar". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ASP.