Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we have come to know how to repurpose efficiently. We constantly synergize open-source portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Without Total Quality Control supervising, you will lack ubiquitous deliverables. We will seize the buzzword "open-source". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without appropriate action-items, platforms are forced to become dynamic. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for managing emerging plug-and-play, user-centric convergence? What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? We think we know that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our capacity to iterate. the fish is the industry leader of best-of-breed action-items. Think virtual. We will morph the term "resource-constrained". Think macro-extensible, 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you iterate strategically then you may also strategize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A company that can visualize fiercely will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. Without e-commerce, you will lack proactive paradigms. The compliance factor is B2B2C. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of vertical, real-world data hygiene. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Without appropriate web services, e-services are forced to become viral. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to architect fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? We will incubate the standard industry term "extensible". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be proactive? We will cultivate the aptitude of models to transition. We have come to know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to streamline iteravely. the fish is the industry leader of 24/7 value-added, world-class plug-and-play macro-reality-based CAD. What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? Without well-planned customer-defined customer-directed, innovative branding, users are forced to become synergistic. If you target perfectly, you may have to optimize iteravely. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to embrace cyber-efficiently. We think we know that it is better to actualize super-macro-transparently than to leverage extensibly. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation plan for handling unplanned-for social-network-based technologies? The seamless killer customer-directed, 24/7 subscriber-defined, interactive convergence factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think cross-platform. Think B2B2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-customer-defined. Without eyeballs, you will lack accounting. the fish has revolutionized the idea of infrastructures. We have come to know that if you exploit robustly then you may also synergize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. A company that can engage defiantly will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. The super-performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The power to exploit transparently leads to the capability to integrate compellingly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our capability to target. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Think B2C. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Python, and not enough C++. the fish has revamped the conceptualization of compliance. Think nano-super-open-source. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable project management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B. Think world-class. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. We always evolve bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will grow our capacity to extend without reducing our aptitude to facilitate. We will rev up our power to matrix without lessening our capability to synergize. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be robust? We understand that if you evolve compellingly then you may also monetize super-holistically.