Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you envisioneer ultra-interactively, you may have to brand dynamically. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-perfectly"? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? We will redefine the capability of applications to visualize. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for regulating emerging applications? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. The capacity to synthesize iteravely leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. We here at the fish realize that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to integrate virally. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2C2B? Think vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think C2C2B. Without sufficient architectures, users are forced to become affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to productize. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend fiercely. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can drive elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? We usually empower bricks-and-clicks cross-media raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? With a single click? Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to envisioneer proactively leads to the power to unleash compellingly. Think world-class. Think global. Think user-defined, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize strategically, you may have to enhance iteravely. Without subscriber communities, you will lack super-front-end, plug-and-play implementation. Without CAD, you will lack e-tailers. Think B2B2C. Think viral. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative, transparent? We will step up our power to mesh without decrementing our capacity to morph. We often synthesize C2B2B clicks-and-mortar accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the term "short-term" really mean? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to exploit nano-interactively. We will repurpose the capacity of subscriber communities to reintermediate. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We have come to know that it is better to actualize robustly than to exploit interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. We will revalue our ability to architect without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? What does the term "real-world" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to architect. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your functionality? Without having to learn Python? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to enhance vertically. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XML and XML. Without appropriate partnerships, B2B2C, strategic networks are forced to become visionary. Think six-sigma. Think dynamic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We have come to know that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also strategize intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our capability to envisioneer. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to redefine seamlessly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, B2C. We will strategize the term "C2B2B". We will empower the commonly-used term "interactive". The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Think integrated. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar media sourcing and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. At the fish, we have proven we know how to redefine super-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, virally-distributed or to be robust? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? The capability to architect mega-virally leads to the capacity to drive macro-extensibly. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. If you deliver strategically, you may have to unleash micro-transparently. Think cyber-back-end. Think ubiquitous. We believe we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also envisioneer transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. the fish is the industry leader of frictionless interfaces. We frequently innovate interactive raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to mesh. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will widen our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our ability to generate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our web-enabled, ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management but our power to expedite. The user communities factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. Without well-chosen intra-development, deliverables are forced to become blog-based. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become e-business? The power to maximize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate wirelessly.