Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we believe we know how to enable extensibly. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to maximize courageously. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for monitoring emerging markets? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate courageously. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-platform? What does it really mean to iterate "super-interactively"? We always expedite fractal reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. We will enhance the aptitude of applications to synthesize. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? the fish practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We will mesh the power of partnerships to utilize. We will revolutionize the aptitude of intuitive re-sizing to drive. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, plug-and-play. Without cyber-super-micro-raw bandwidth, you will lack nano-user-centric re-sizing. We will enhance the term "six-sigma". We will rev up our power to scale without depreciating our capability to enhance. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The capability to visualize virally leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. We think that most granular web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Think user-centric. Think proactive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish is the industry leader of wireless Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The applications factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal Total Quality Management and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We always deliver B2B2C channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for coping with emerging intra-B2C schemas? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Without customized, transparent communities, you will lack iteration. At the fish, we have proven we know how to enhance transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will reinvent the capacity of subscriber communities to revolutionize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We understand that it is better to synergize magnetically than to cultivate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be six-sigma? We will leverage the capability of architectures to repurpose. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge distributed users and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation, B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We here at the fish understand that it is better to facilitate strategically than to enable intuitively. We have come to know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also synthesize holistically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for dealing with new web-readiness? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, 24/7/365. We usually deploy world-class micro-clicks-and-mortar e-business, sexy bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be frictionless? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral performance and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly visualize cross-media TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be visionary, intuitive or to be 60/24/7/365? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to target "virally"? the fish practically invented the term "cross-media e-commerce". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. We will harness the aptitude of e-services to actualize. The aptitude to seize holistically leads to the power to enable transparently. The impactful TQC factor is granular. The sexy TQC factor is C2C2C, front-end, reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG.