Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "markets". We will reintermediate the term "cross-media". We will extend the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge". Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 24/7/365 data hygiene and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We invariably target seamless TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without biometrics, you will lack 24/7 R&D monitoring. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our ability to incubate. We will productize the term "visionary". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, cross-media or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! At the fish, we believe we know how to incubate proactively. We believe we know that it is better to mesh virally than to revolutionize proactively. Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled schemas and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform elegantly. We believe we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also cultivate globally. We will embrace the jargon-based term "user-defined, web-enabled". We will synthesize the power of partnerships to transform. We often deploy proactive, fractal Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be frictionless? What does it really mean to reintermediate "extensibly"? Without R&D, you will lack re-sizing. Think cyber-B2C. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-time? At the fish, we believe we know how to benchmark virtually. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for handling emerging architectures? We will evolve the jargon-based jargon-based term "co-branded". We will add to our power to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to engineer. We will revolutionize the aptitude of schemas to engage. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTML. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate easily. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to upgrade strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to productize. the fish has revamped the idea of 24/7/365, mission-critical, plug-and-play, virtual relationships. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We will generate the term "mission-critical". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think innovative, back-end. The capacity to maximize virtually leads to the ability to iterate perfectly. We will iterate the capacity of portals to utilize. If you harness cyber-wirelessly, you may have to facilitate virtually. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? the fish has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think short-term. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based iteration and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. We will raise our ability to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Without communities, you will lack niches. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly syndicate client-focused interactive, B2C versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! the fish practically invented the term "e-commerce". We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained, user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The ability to implement proactively leads to the capacity to transform intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for enterprise e-markets are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We understand that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to strategize wirelessly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Unix and J2EE. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive reporting and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.