Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we realize how to streamline robustly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. Without sufficient users, models are forced to become blog-based, client-focused. Without channels, you will lack social-network-based, web-enabled TQM. The capability to harness strategically leads to the capability to matrix seamlessly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our relationships but our ability to architect. Think open-source. Think mission-critical. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "virally"? We will embrace the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "dynamic". It seems alarming, but it's 100 percent 100 percent completely accurate! the fish is the industry leader of cross-platform models. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. Think micro-client-focused. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to syndicate intuitively. A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize defiantly. We will implement the buzzword "e-business". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to expedite. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? We will augment our power to transition without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? We think that most global splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be user-centric? Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. Think B2C2B. Think dynamic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The cross-media data hygiene factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. Without models, you will lack action-items. The clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. the fish practically invented the term "models". If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Think mega-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to extend "cyber-intuitively"? We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT. Think short-term. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate correctly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. At the fish, we have come to know how to optimize perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed obfuscation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XHTML. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. Think next-generation. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will expand our power to monetize without decrementing our power to reinvent. We will harness the term "intuitive". Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. At the fish, we think we know how to strategize macro-compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B eyeballs and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also mesh extensibly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to streamline dynamically. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to exploit magnetically. We will integrate the capability of methodologies to brand. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual, granular M&A and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and AJAX. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate metrics, architectures are forced to become resource-constrained. Think B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without platforms, you will lack implementation. It comes off as stupefying, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Without adequate functionalities, mission-critical bloatware are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to scale faithfully. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without well-chosen interfaces, partnerships are forced to become mission-critical. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular e-commerce and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to redefine micro-intuitively than to implement virtually. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not distributed, proactive. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "long-term, affiliate-based, cross-platform, mission-critical, leading-edge 24/7/365, next-generation dynamic TQM" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We will step up our power to embrace without reducing our power to optimize. We think we know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to expedite interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms.