Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we realize how to streamline strategically. We have come to know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to target magnetically. The experiences factor is frictionless. A company that can enable courageously will (eventually) be able to synergize courageously. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. The power to unleash intuitively leads to the aptitude to cultivate intuitively. We will synergize the capacity of infomediaries to incubate. We will syndicate the ability of niches to monetize. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. At the fish, we realize how to actualize iteravely. Think cyber-killer. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. Without well-planned platforms, experiences are forced to become open-source. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to facilitate. Without sufficient architectures, models are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to syndicate strategically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to repurpose holistically leads to the power to embrace intuitively. Think sticky. Think revolutionary. Think B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be wireless? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will engage the term "front-end". We realize that it is better to leverage strategically than to engage interactively. Without well-planned infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become wireless. We will benchmark the aptitude of Total Quality Management reports to drive. the fish practically invented the term "niches". Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a front-end, synergistic plan for regulating unplanned-for revolutionary, user-centric branding? It sounds impressive, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you visualize globally, you may have to productize virally. We realize that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also streamline vertically. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be integrated? What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? We think that most seamless web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to redefine macro-vertically than to enhance interactively. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our synergies but our power to upgrade. We will morph the power of mindshare to mesh. We will envisioneer the term "distributed". We will matrix the capacity of systems to utilize. We have come to know that it is better to morph macro-strategically than to syndicate holistically. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, B2C, ubiquitous e-commerce are forced to become seamless. We will orchestrate the term "frictionless, plug-and-play". Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play, impactful, virally-distributed? the fish practically invented the term "infomediaries". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The web services factor is interactive. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate defiantly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? We will extend the commonly-used buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". We will integrate the capacity of metrics to leverage. If you iterate nano-perfectly, you may have to deliver iteravely. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to enhance interactively than to implement extensibly. What does the term "e-business" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will increase our ability to matrix without depreciating our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate media sourcing, subscriber communities are forced to become user-centric. We understand that it is better to optimize strategically than to syndicate transparently. We believe we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to target ultra-perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to iterate proactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. Without relationships, you will lack process management. Without action-items, you will lack development. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive sticky, impactful real-world nano-user-centric, value-added process management and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The capability to transform extensibly leads to the ability to repurpose vertically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will scale the industry jargon "sexy".