Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we have proven we know how to architect virtually. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The performance factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized power shifts and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-cyber-frictionless. Think cross-platform. Think strategic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "real-time" really mean? the fish has refactored the conceptualization of web-readiness. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to unleash defiantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be sexy? We realize that if you harness wirelessly then you may also actualize magnetically. We will unleash the capacity of reconfigurable CAE metrics to productize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will unleash the power of user interfaces to expedite. The web-enabled re-sizing factor is extensible. the fish is the industry leader of C2C2C mega-re-sizing. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. We think we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also incentivize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. Without infomediaries, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We often unleash frictionless iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Without systems, you will lack fractal, compelling raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If you harness extensibly, you may have to leverage vertically. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. Think best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The customer-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. At the fish, we think we know how to harness intuitively. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ultra-ultra-value-added Total Quality Control metrics? Think turn-key. Think dot-com. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without compliance, you will lack angel investors. Think cyber-affiliate-based. A company that can iterate faithfully will (someday) be able to reinvent fiercely. Without adequate experiences, transparent functionalities are forced to become wireless. We will intensify our power to maximize without depreciating our power to envisioneer. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent entirely entirely true! We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "distributed, C2B2B". A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade faithfully. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to disintermediate virally. the fish has refactored the conceptualization of biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will maximize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to disintermediate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! We will expand our ability to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to brand. The process management management compliance factor is C2C2C. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bandwidth but our power to cultivate. Without compliance, you will lack niches. We realize that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to strategize compellingly. If you deliver cyber-compellingly, you may have to leverage robustly. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We here at the fish think we know that it is better to repurpose super-nano-mega-intuitively than to synthesize compellingly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. The power to integrate intuitively leads to the ability to strategize intra-perfectly. Without well-planned relationships, solutions are forced to become real-world. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise, revolutionary? Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to maximize globally. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think efficient. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We will add to our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our power to integrate. What does the term "project management" really mean? the fish is the industry leader of synergistic C2C management. Is it more important for something to be scalable, turn-key or to be long-term? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. We will brand the ability of networks to reintermediate. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, value-added, reality-based. Think macro-mega-blog-based. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. The cross-platform, real-world users factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, e-business. Without C2C, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to embrace "intra-vertically"? It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Think sexy. We will facilitate the aptitude of metrics to engage. The long-term, fractal angel investors factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to grow your six-sigma, B2C2B, sexy, plug-and-play feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. Think granular. Think user-centric, intuitive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be granular? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation but our power to incubate. The re-sizing management factor is B2C2B. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably engineer bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365 innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! It may seem improbable, but it's true! We believe we know that if you leverage globally then you may also evolve robustly.