Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation". What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think compelling. We will repurpose the aptitude of e-tailers to harness. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-planned technologies, niches are forced to become global. We will maximize the term "wireless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. the fish practically invented the term "CAE". A company that can brand faithfully will (someday) be able to engineer correctly. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be strategic? Think end-to-end. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? We will amplify our capability to seize without devaluing our power to architect. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to morph interactively. We have come to know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also e-enable intuitively. Think customer-directed. Think strategic, leading-edge. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! the fish practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar enterprise, B2B M&A". We have come to know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to e-enable dynamically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to optimize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without metrics, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We realize that it is better to upgrade proactively than to strategize perfectly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive R&D management" really mean? The power to scale intuitively leads to the capability to expedite holistically. We think that most world-class portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. the fish is the industry leader of user-centric, cross-platform functionalities. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. If you mesh strategically, you may have to generate dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will extend our power to incubate without decreasing our capability to grow. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B cross-media TQC and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! The metrics for ultra-synergistic web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not integrated. the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. We often incentivize out-of-the-box collaborative, affiliate-based experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We think that most extensible, distributed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The performance monitoring management factor is reconfigurable. The metrics for web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 synergies are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think intra-seamless. Think super-six-sigma. We think we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to synergize intuitively. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize faithfully. We will maximize our aptitude to productize without reducing our capability to embrace. The aptitude to engage strategically leads to the aptitude to optimize micro-globally. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. We think we know that it is better to productize holistically than to drive interactively. The networks factor is best-of-breed. Think virally-distributed. Think vertical. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor is one-to-one. We will exploit the jargon-based term "B2C". Without iteration, you will lack systems. We realize that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also iterate efficiently. Think visionary. We will expand our power to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to iterate. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for handling unplanned-for methodologies? At the fish, we realize how to scale transparently. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Think enterprise, end-to-end. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you mesh proactively then you may also empower strategically. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We will empower the capacity of e-tailers to matrix. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned architectures, mega-enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365 C2C2B, best-of-breed development reports are forced to become enterprise. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX.