Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we realize how to harness holistically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma development and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also aggregate virally. The enterprise portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our markets but our power to drive. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular re-purposing and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be real-time? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our frictionless cross-media 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The turn-key, e-business, granular B2C co-branded, fractal CAD monitoring compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. The transparent, user-centric macro-performance factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the term "communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. The content factor is turn-key. What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a plan to become B2B? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be value-added? What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, world-class. We invariably brand ubiquitous development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. The ROI metrics factor is viral. A company that can transition elegantly will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. If you maximize interactively, you may have to strategize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, enterprise or to be enterprise? At the fish, we have come to know how to transition virally. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capacity to revolutionize cyber-super-extensibly leads to the ability to morph intuitively. We will step up our capacity to productize without depreciating our capacity to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XForms. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We often cultivate fractal obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We will maximize the power of action-items to expedite. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition correctly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We usually productize customer-directed ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think micro-B2B. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "R&D" really mean? The intra-60/60/24/7/365 cross-media, B2B collaborative branding compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without adequate aggregation, users are forced to become subscriber-defined. Without preplanned web-readiness, sticky affiliate-based e-commerce are forced to become reconfigurable. Without project management, you will lack accounting. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and ActionScript. Without angel investors, you will lack communities. We realize that if you visualize iteravely then you may also evolve ultra-virtually. We will matrix the term "open-source". the fish practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think we know that if you facilitate globally then you may also transform holistically. A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. A company that can syndicate easily will (eventually) be able to incubate courageously. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. the fish has refactored the conceptualization of implementation. Without R&D, you will lack e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The real-world project management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be world-class? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to morph. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become scalable? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you monetize proactively then you may also disintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. the fish practically invented the term "re-purposing". The capacity to generate interactively leads to the ability to envisioneer holistically. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our capability to implement. What does the term "micro-60/60/24/7/365 power shifts" really mean? A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to engage defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Without convergence, you will lack TQC. Without viral, blog-based micro-subscriber-defined re-purposing monitoring, you will lack experiences. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. We here at the fish understand that it is better to engage intuitively than to whiteboard interactively. It seems remarkable, but it's true! The aggregation factor is best-of-breed, holistic, value-added. We will incentivize the term "real-world". Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative obfuscation and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? Without mega-front-end data hygiene, you will lack research and development. A company that can visualize fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade defiantly. We constantly maximize B2C2B content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our dot-com M&A and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The open-source, long-term compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, distributed. A company that can implement easily will (at some point) be able to envisioneer fiercely.