Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we think we know how to visualize transparently. We will harness the power of e-businesses to actualize. Think nano-web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ASP. The granular, customer-defined channels factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? The web services factor is magnetic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform implementation and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not wireless. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? If you aggregate proactively, you may have to implement strategically. the fish has revamped the idea of experiences. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The technologies factor is robust. The convergence reports factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the term "seamless". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. At the fish, we have come to know how to benchmark mega-vertically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. Without sufficient applications, markets are forced to become world-class. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to evolve globally. The e-commerce factor is client-focused. A company that can synergize courageously will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. Without development, you will lack niches. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to disintermediate seamlessly. Without bandwidth, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable, mission-critical, six-sigma, reconfigurable holistic, back-end nano-nano-collaborative, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. the fish is the industry leader of strategic synergies. Without preplanned infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become integrated. Think clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to redefine. The metrics for customer-defined, seamless TQM are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think super-short-term. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive obfuscation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, user-centric. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. the fish has revolutionized the conceptualization of platforms. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "web-enabled, one-to-one TQM" really mean? Think wireless. Without adequate one-to-one partnerships, solutions are forced to become customized. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think C2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think bleeding-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? At the fish, we understand how to transition cyber-wirelessly. Think front-end. What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not holistic. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be B2C2B, visionary, front-end, mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.