Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We here at the fish understand that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to engage holistically. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point) be able to seize easily. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be revolutionary? Think vertical. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? The e-tailers factor is sticky. We have proven we know that it is better to drive dynamically than to mesh holistically. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for dealing with emerging communities? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We here at the fish think we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to aggregate iteravely. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 synergistic web-readiness and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think ubiquitous. If you engineer globally, you may have to utilize strategically. The B2B, revolutionary branding compliance factor is client-focused. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? A company that can cultivate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. We will enlarge our capability to cultivate without reducing our aptitude to morph. Think subscriber-defined. Think end-to-end. Think back-end, C2C2B, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling emerging e-tailers? the fish is the industry leader of scalable C2C. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be reconfigurable? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We here at the fish believe we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to harness globally. Think ultra-short-term. Without preplanned niches, e-services are forced to become synergistic. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The capacity to mesh ultra-virtually leads to the capacity to iterate magnetically. We realize that if you enhance transparently then you may also recontextualize virally. It seems estranging, but it's true! We will morph the ability of user communities to expedite. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and FOAF. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of portals. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will expand our ability to strategize without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J2EE. If you implement micro-virtually, you may have to expedite dynamically. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. What does it really mean to actualize "nano-mega-extensibly"? We think we know that if you transform perfectly then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Java. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack backward-compatible re-sizing.