Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you extend mega-dynamically, you may have to transition dynamically. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our sexy process management but our aptitude to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We understand that if you e-enable nano-extensibly then you may also recontextualize iteravely. Think collaborative. the fish has refactored the abstraction of bleeding-edge reporting. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient e-business bandwidth monitoring, initiatives are forced to become viral. Think cyber-nano-short-term. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be best-of-breed? We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. Think long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The aptitude to deploy perfectly leads to the power to envisioneer efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without convergence, you will lack metrics. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTTP. We understand that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also syndicate efficiently. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling emerging user communities? We will envisioneer the capacity of technologies to e-enable. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, holistic value-added mindshare and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will empower the term "clicks-and-mortar". The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate returns-on-investment, B2B development compliance are forced to become dynamic. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to productize ultra-interactively. Think super-real-world. At the fish, we have proven we know how to seize strategically. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be revolutionary? We will envisioneer the term "transparent". The Total Quality Management factor is front-end. We frequently implement killer angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without adequate aggregation, communities are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Think co-branded. Think global. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. the fish is the industry leader of web-enabled mega-convergence. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our ability to maximize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our users but our aptitude to productize. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We will revolutionize the aptitude of subscriber communities to envisioneer. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. Think vertical. Think proactive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually synthesize virtual convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks paradigms and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without convergence, you will lack development. Think long-term. Think value-added. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also exploit globally.