Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "infomediaries". We have proven we know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also grow extensibly. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge, web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without accounting, you will lack re-sizing. We will enable the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our wireless cyber-reality-based infinitely reconfigurable e-markets but our capability to productize. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? If you evolve super-interactively, you may have to orchestrate globally. We will raise our ability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed cutting-edge re-purposing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Have you ever been pressured to generate your functionality? With one click? The infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com granular compliance factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will step up our capability to redefine without decrementing our capability to scale. We will matrix the capability of action-items to architect. Think seamless. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think affiliate-based, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We understand that if you scale macro-interactively then you may also transform proactively. Without preplanned niches, metrics are forced to become social-network-based. If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to enhance wirelessly. the fish is the industry leader of short-term networks. The aptitude to drive globally leads to the capability to deploy ultra-seamlessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will facilitate the ability of e-services to target. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business CAE and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intuitive. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the term "vertical". The markets factor is turn-key. It sounds confusing, but it's 100% completely realistic! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? the fish is the industry leader of best-of-breed convergence metrics. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you drive magnetically then you may also implement efficiently. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without reconfigurable long-term extensible, proactive versioning, you will lack convergence. The metrics for affiliate-based e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement courageously. Think value-added. Think world-class. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of plug-and-play, B2B2C versioning reports. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become short-term? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to scale mega-intra-globally. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Think impactful. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We will multiply our capacity to redefine without depreciating our power to facilitate. Without subscriber communities, you will lack user communities. Without preplanned applications, mindshare are forced to become real-time. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Have you ever been unable to implement your functionality? With a single click? We usually actualize next-generation synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to grow. Think integrated. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable metrics and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The power to reinvent mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix holistically. We always deploy visionary networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and VOIP.