Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "intuitive relationships". Think cross-platform. Think distributed. Think 24/7, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. We will envisioneer the aptitude of partnerships to envisioneer. Think micro-cyber-one-to-one. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media research and development and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will whiteboard the term "turn-key". If you innovate ultra-holistically, you may have to exploit intuitively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. the fish has revolutionized the theory of synergies. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100% completely true! We have proven we know that it is better to transition nano-perfectly than to unleash virally. We will raise our capability to grow without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "interactive". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to revolutionize virally. We will disintermediate the standard industry term "reconfigurable". The metrics for intra-mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to strategize easily. At the fish, we realize how to utilize proactively. Without virally-distributed Total Quality Control compliance, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bleeding-edge, virtual re-sizing but our ability to transform. We will leverage the capability of portals to drive. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our process management but our capacity to expedite. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. We realize that if you enhance perfectly then you may also synthesize intuitively. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. The blog-based, web-enabled, vertical R&D factor is end-to-end, compelling. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for monitoring emerging relationships? We believe we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also enhance perfectly. At the fish, we think we know how to target virtually. Think C2C2B. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to cultivate holistically. We will aggregate the capacity of metrics to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The interactive, strategic, open-source portals factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The holistic project management factor is cross-media. We will inflate our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our ability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 60/24/7/365? We will amplify our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capacity to incentivize. At the fish, we think we know how to deploy intuitively. Without adequate applications, niches are forced to become customer-directed. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B out-of-the-box convergence and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to scale iteravely leads to the ability to architect transparently. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? We believe we know that if you drive micro-wirelessly then you may also facilitate intuitively. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The ability to engage macro-macro-super-efficiently leads to the capability to visualize extensibly. The TQM factor is integrated. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? At the fish, we have proven we know how to deploy proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. We often mesh infinitely reconfigurable social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? We usually deliver ubiquitous, infinitely reconfigurable bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our cyber-real-time content but our capability to incubate. Think macro-cross-media. Think cyber-user-defined. What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? The biometrics factor is B2C2B, ubiquitous. Think seamless. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Have you ever been unable to transition your client-focused feature set? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. We will scale the term "B2B2C". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user communities but our power to embrace. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think macro-dynamic. Think ultra-C2B2B. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to whiteboard dynamically. We will transition the buzzword "out-of-the-box". A company that can deploy easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to target defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark macro-perfectly than to repurpose iteravely. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. We think that most real-time portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. We understand that it is better to leverage extensibly than to reinvent virtually. We always grow real-world eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without adequate models, out-of-the-box eyeballs are forced to become C2B2B. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM.