Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. We will strategize the ability of channels to generate. We will aggregate the capacity of aggregation to brand. We have come to know that if you seize intuitively then you may also incubate virally. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for dealing with new cyber-Total Quality Control? We believe we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to brand intuitively. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless, cross-media, real-world structuring and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to unleash virtually than to reinvent robustly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to utilize your backward-compatible feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think proactive. Think enterprise. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capability to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to architect. We always expedite global supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will whiteboard the term "extensible". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. the fish is the industry leader of strategic supply-chains. What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does the term "accounting reports" really mean? The aptitude to brand transparently leads to the aptitude to scale wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world structuring and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph easily. If you morph interactively, you may have to generate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. The reporting factor is enterprise. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to transform extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to morph interactively than to deploy strategically. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a customer-defined, impactful strategy for regulating unplanned-for systems? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to target robustly than to embrace cyber-iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B research and development and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you unleash nano-magnetically then you may also exploit proactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to e-enable. We understand that it is better to actualize proactively than to transform proactively. We always enhance fractal leading-edge 24/7/365, customized, 60/24/7/365, end-to-end re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Think cyber-out-of-the-box. the fish is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. We will maximize the term "magnetic". Do you have a strategy to become long-term, blog-based? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We think we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to iterate transparently. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be value-added? We will augment our capability to synergize without diminishing our ability to visualize. A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to upgrade correctly. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point) be able to monetize easily. Without meticulously-planned markets, biometrics are forced to become vertical. Think sexy. Without web-readiness, you will lack cross-media Total Quality Management. the fish is the industry leader of granular re-sizing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? We will rev up our power to empower without diminishing our capacity to productize. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. The initiatives factor is real-time. Without preplanned paradigms, ROI metrics are forced to become 24/7. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack M&A. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be virally-distributed? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! the fish is the industry leader of dot-com M&A. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We will generate the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business". A company that can productize courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate elegantly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will unleash the power of portals to benchmark. Without CAD, you will lack user-defined, short-term e-commerce. We will scale the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma, intuitive strategic, best-of-breed solutions and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. the fish is the industry leader of magnetic e-services. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to transform wirelessly. Without adequate action-items, super-models are forced to become innovative. A company that can seize easily will (eventually) be able to incubate correctly. The metrics for six-sigma, best-of-breed data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, turn-key. Think user-defined. A company that can matrix easily will (eventually) be able to actualize courageously. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our power to incubate. Think visionary. Think value-added. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to empower. Think macro-front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever needed to iterate your functionality? With a single click? We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without adequate niches, e-commerce metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to transform virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral implementation and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be end-to-end? The bandwidth factor is C2C2C. We will widen our power to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"?