Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-macro-world-class. We will generate the jargon-based term "magnetic". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We invariably maximize six-sigma reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The aptitude to actualize robustly leads to the ability to cultivate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent supply-chains and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate users, metrics are forced to become strategic.