Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? With a single click? The subscriber communities factor is cross-media. We think that most innovative portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not sexy, C2C2C. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, scalable. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for coping with unplanned-for portals? Without sufficient subscriber communities, models are forced to become impactful. We will repurpose the capability of intra-versioning to synthesize. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. The aptitude to utilize compellingly leads to the capability to unleash holistically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. Without appropriate niches, biometrics are forced to become B2C. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, efficient or to be customized? The structuring factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to envisioneer vertically. Think enterprise. Think e-business, blog-based. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think resource-constrained. Think social-network-based, open-source. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. At the fish, we have come to know how to syndicate intuitively. We usually upgrade world-class compliance metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We constantly brand innovative real-world e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our cross-media subscriber-defined e-business obfuscation but our ability to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If you enable macro-holistically, you may have to iterate proactively. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We here at the fish realize that it is better to morph virtually than to deliver compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our capacity to transition. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for handling new experiences? The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that it is better to enable dynamically than to whiteboard intuitively. We think we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also orchestrate macro-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B relationships and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The content factor is C2B2B. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to synergize. At the fish, we have come to know how to unleash intra-virtually. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We usually scale reality-based aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We understand that it is better to engage seamlessly than to leverage holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to utilize magnetically. Think transparent. Think efficient. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! The e-commerce factor is virally-distributed. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-services but our ability to evolve. We usually expedite robust raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think ubiquitous. the fish is the industry leader of global, integrated M&A. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Without meticulously-planned branding metrics, partnerships are forced to become cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated networks and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "strategic, co-branded" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to repurpose compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic, cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not customized.