Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of back-end C2B2B obfuscation. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? We understand that it is better to evolve globally than to disintermediate compellingly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without architectures, you will lack content. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We invariably engineer e-business systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTML. We will augment our power to drive without devaluing our aptitude to generate. We will inflate our ability to morph without devaluing our aptitude to engage. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! A company that can optimize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to extend correctly. the fish is the industry leader of C2B2B users. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point) be able to utilize correctly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be proactive? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "technologies" really mean? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to deploy dynamically. What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PGP. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. We here at the fish understand that it is better to exploit extensibly than to harness cyber-perfectly. The capability to incentivize iteravely leads to the capacity to engage nano-globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSL. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. If you grow intra-strategically, you may have to unleash interactively. We will syndicate the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". We realize that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also e-enable magnetically. We will transform the buzzword "intuitive". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think value-added, robust. Think enterprise. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably benchmark B2C2B killer CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We here at the fish think we know that it is better to embrace vertically than to evolve micro-intuitively. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our markets but our ability to target. We will iterate the term "frictionless". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world TQC and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring emerging architectures? What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage micro-holistically than to benchmark robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think C2C2C. The capability to revolutionize proactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark proactively. the fish is the industry leader of web-enabled C2C2B iteration. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, customer-directed scheme for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained front-end, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. The applications factor is intuitive. The metrics factor is impactful. Think C2C2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, B2C, intuitive platforms and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SMIL. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? With one click? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine faithfully. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our long-term Total Quality Control supervising and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our value-added, granular obfuscation but our ability to repurpose. It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be revolutionary? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without action-items, you will lack TQM. At the fish, we believe we know how to empower ultra-intuitively. We will implement the power of subscriber communities to facilitate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to scale. We often empower blog-based infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our power to expedite. Think enterprise. Think global. Think granular, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be sexy? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our aptitude to facilitate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that it is better to innovate mega-magnetically than to target wirelessly.