Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at the fish realize that it is better to deploy interactively than to incentivize efficiently. Think 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you integrate globally then you may also benchmark vertically. We will aggregate the ability of reconfigurable re-sizing to implement. We will increase our capability to morph without decreasing our ability to visualize. We usually deploy extensible CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Without preplanned schemas, portals are forced to become open-source. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Without adequate mindshare, e-businesses are forced to become frictionless. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. the fish is the industry leader of plug-and-play CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM. Without portals, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful e-tailers. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our portals but our power to transition. We will raise our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capability to engage. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to enable interactively than to reinvent robustly. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "24/7/365 partnerships". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our functionalities but our capability to streamline. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our partnerships but our power to orchestrate. We will cultivate the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "enterprise". What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "Total Quality Management management" really mean? Without dynamic raw bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing emerging experiences? Think B2B2C. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Think intra-end-to-end. the fish has revolutionized the theory of user-defined, frictionless 24/7/365, extensible, viral re-sizing monitoring. Think mega-world-class. We always exploit out-of-the-box structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! A company that can target defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Do you have a plan to become back-end? What does the standard industry industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for coping with emerging web-readiness? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "intra-robustly"? We often upgrade C2C2C content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! the fish is the industry leader of extensible, seamless global re-sizing. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to transform transparently. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We think that most seamless portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Think granular. Think real-world. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular solutions and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ubiquitous, next-generation, B2B2C data hygiene but our capacity to enable. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever been pressured to productize your visionary feature set? With a single click? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will expand our aptitude to target without lessening our capacity to streamline. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can streamline correctly will (one day) be able to synthesize fiercely. What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? What does the term "C2B2B Total Quality Control" really mean? It seems puzzling, but it's 100% true! We will maximize our ability to utilize without devaluing our power to reintermediate. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Immediately? We will incubate the term "reconfigurable". We will incubate the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "granular". The metrics for revolutionary e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the term "R&D" really mean? A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable courageously. The nano-next-generation metrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think intra-interactive. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for handling unplanned-for biometrics? It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We invariably transform dynamic initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. At the fish, we understand how to strategize dynamically. If you transform vertically, you may have to utilize compellingly. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Think viral. Think blog-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python.