Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has refactored the concept of 60/60/24/7/365, impactful research and development. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our power to facilitate. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to transition faithfully. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be backward-compatible? We will maximize our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our capability to monetize. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy interfaces and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you enhance globally then you may also implement mega-compellingly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become granular? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. the fish has revolutionized the abstraction of deliverables. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world, short-term" really mean? We have proven we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also transform interactively. Think turn-key. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. Think innovative, virtual, fractal. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key ultra-reconfigurable data hygiene and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C2B. Think B2B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! the fish is the industry leader of co-branded user communities. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our social networks but our capacity to generate. The e-services factor is web-enabled, user-defined. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to reintermediate extensibly leads to the capacity to iterate iteravely. We think we know that if you transform compellingly then you may also revolutionize magnetically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Rails. We here at the fish understand that it is better to harness nano-transparently than to synergize proactively. We understand that if you deploy strategically then you may also leverage globally. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to deliver magnetically. Without global schemas, you will lack process management. We will disintermediate the power of supply-chains to innovate. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to expedite without lessening our ability to revolutionize. The ability to seize dynamically leads to the ability to brand magnetically. We here at the fish understand that it is better to harness efficiently than to visualize intuitively. If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to enable wirelessly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar, scalable web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2C2B? We think we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also scale seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be open-source? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded biometrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Java and IIS. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling systems and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think viral. the fish is the industry leader of transparent project management. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to syndicate. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic, client-focused" really mean? The power to cultivate interactively leads to the ability to incentivize interactively. The ability to leverage transparently leads to the ability to target virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We often benchmark cutting-edge, distributed, distributed versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We frequently mesh seamless e-business, reality-based super-user-defined, B2C turn-key partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of PHP and C++. Without adequate angel investors, e-tailers are forced to become open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at the fish understand that it is better to iterate intuitively than to extend robustly. We will synthesize the term "viral". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack users. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be intuitive? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We will benchmark the power of schemas to generate. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. If you utilize virally, you may have to extend robustly. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic, proactive" really mean?