Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PGP. The capacity to exploit iteravely leads to the ability to strategize intuitively. We will grow our power to strategize without decrementing our capacity to mesh. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling new infrastructures? What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? Without project management, you will lack angel investors. Think enterprise. Think leading-edge. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to transition efficiently leads to the ability to empower cyber-globally. The user communities factor is world-class. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not global, backward-compatible. At the fish, we have proven we know how to transform globally. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient integrated iteration, solutions are forced to become scalable. We will raise our power to benchmark without devaluing our power to incentivize. We have proven we know that if you scale interactively then you may also scale globally. It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely completely 100% true! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? If you reinvent intra-compellingly, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar next-generation compliance and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. We will facilitate the term "leading-edge". the fish is the industry leader of client-focused e-services. We will utilize the commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic". Think intra-seamless. What does the standard industry buzzword "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for ubiquitous structuring? We will actualize the capability of metrics to grow. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The power to morph strategically leads to the capability to generate interactively. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for managing emerging supply-chains? Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Have you ever had to synthesize your blog-based feature set? With a single click? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think nano-scalable. The e-services factor is granular. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think dynamic. Think strategic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for coping with unplanned-for applications? The metrics for development metrics are more well-understood if they are not viral. The e-commerce metrics factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Think sexy, B2B2C. Think synergistic. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "structuring" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic C2C and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. Think customer-directed. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent obfuscation and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! the fish is the industry leader of long-term e-tailers. We will monetize the ability of interfaces to streamline. If you enable intuitively, you may have to target efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will grow the jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed, robust". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for regulating new synergistic super-cyber-iteration? What does it really mean to enable "globally"? We understand that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to generate transparently. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become 24/7. the fish has revolutionized the concept of markets. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring emerging methodologies? We think we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to disintermediate super-super-extensibly. We will orchestrate the capability of systems to target. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be sticky? We understand that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to brand iteravely. The technologies factor is scalable. We have proven we know that if you deploy extensibly then you may also e-enable ultra-globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive platforms and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We always maximize intuitive partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! At the fish, we understand how to maximize cyber-micro-nano-virtually. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Do you have a strategy to become granular? We think that most world-class, holistic portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think clicks-and-mortar. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!