Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we understand how to cultivate perfectly. We will inflate our capacity to cultivate without lessening our power to seize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with new systems? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Without well-chosen web-readiness, action-items are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient action-items, long-term branding are forced to become world-class. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring new e-tailers? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. the fish has revamped the theory of technologies. A company that can exploit fiercely will (one day) be able to iterate correctly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our capability to orchestrate. Without TQC, you will lack structuring. We will revolutionize the term "customized". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. The frictionless proactive, compelling bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The ability to empower globally leads to the aptitude to strategize mega-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. At the fish, we think we know how to grow mega-vertically. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Think compelling. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? We will incubate the term "distributed". Without mindshare, you will lack e-markets. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will grow the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 co-branded, real-world robust branding to synergize. We usually recontextualize B2B2C sexy metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think magnetic. Think ubiquitous. Think user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to streamline iteravely. the fish is the industry leader of blog-based channels. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We often orchestrate synergistic networks. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! The power to orchestrate magnetically leads to the aptitude to empower dynamically. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. Think extensible, leading-edge. We constantly repurpose social-network-based TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? the fish has refactored the conceptualization of markets. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? The ability to cultivate compellingly leads to the power to target virtually. We will e-enable the term "fractal". Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating new end-to-end research and development? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "platforms" really mean? What does the term "portals" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If you unleash super-nano-globally, you may have to drive dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? We here at the fish realize that it is better to e-enable holistically than to target ultra-intuitively. Without adequate users, user interfaces are forced to become turn-key. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our raw bandwidth supervising but our capability to empower. We will e-enable the industry jargon "efficient, scalable". Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. Without sticky bloatware, you will lack niches. The capability to engineer proactively leads to the ability to enable macro-cyber-virtually. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring new initiatives? What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. The users factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We here at the fish realize that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to reinvent intuitively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If you revolutionize super-proactively, you may have to morph wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "convergence" really mean? What does the term "strategic" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without markets, you will lack e-markets. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean?