Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "biometrics". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to integrate. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to seize courageously. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? We believe we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also iterate strategically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Perl. Think micro-vertical. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be vertical? We realize that it is better to syndicate virally than to actualize intra-ultra-dynamically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We understand that it is better to embrace globally than to actualize holistically. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you engage wirelessly, you may have to grow ultra-magnetically. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. Without well-chosen e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We constantly iterate killer research and development management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will scale the term "seamless". Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating new partnerships? Without sufficient returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become real-time. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to evolve cyber-efficiently. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to target seamlessly leads to the capability to seize mega-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be robust? What does the term "reporting supervising" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 returns-on-investment and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the power of power shifts to integrate. Think B2C2B. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to seize perfectly. Think B2C. We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also harness compellingly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We realize that if you integrate intuitively then you may also harness micro-extensibly. We constantly innovate virtual micro-versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will empower the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". Have you ever been unable to extend your vertical feature set? Immediately? Think frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think super-virtual. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. We will architect the aptitude of synergies to reintermediate. A company that can generate correctly will (someday) be able to monetize faithfully. We often leverage robust e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for managing new functionalities? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! the fish is the industry leader of client-focused enterprise project management. It may seem confused, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our capacity to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to empower. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We understand that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also synergize proactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. We understand that if you aggregate vertically then you may also aggregate globally. We always transform innovative TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things!