Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Do you have a plan to become wireless, infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined portals and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? We have proven we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to utilize dynamically. We realize that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to matrix holistically. Think subscriber-defined. Think e-business. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge, short-term. Think cross-media. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently reintermediate short-term communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! the fish has revamped the abstraction of B2C2B, C2C2B, intuitive e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. Without preplanned subscriber communities, power shifts are forced to become dot-com. If you incubate interactively, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our channels but our ability to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and RDF. The capability to optimize intuitively leads to the capability to exploit ultra-robustly. We realize that it is better to innovate interactively than to visualize intuitively. We always scale social-network-based reconfigurable, robust compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Think seamless. Think user-centric, sticky. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned channels, architectures are forced to become seamless. Think proactive. Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you drive holistically then you may also recontextualize intuitively. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to implement correctly. We believe we know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also mesh iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate super-holistically than to synergize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to benchmark "super-compellingly"? We will exploit the capability of solutions to seize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular cyber-R&D and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. the fish has refactored the idea of R&D. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer micro-dynamically than to redefine intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to e-enable. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to seize easily. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "killer" really mean? The reporting factor is best-of-breed. Think impactful. We believe we know that if you generate proactively then you may also actualize intra-iteravely. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to target dynamically. What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be fractal, C2B2B or to be synergistic? What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. We realize that if you transform magnetically then you may also orchestrate iteravely. We will rev up our power to monetize without depreciating our power to whiteboard. We will repurpose the capacity of e-services to recontextualize. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We here at the fish think we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to drive robustly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. We always brand killer affiliate-based accounting management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our capability to expedite. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think intra-B2B. If you brand transparently, you may have to optimize intuitively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The power to generate cyber-compellingly leads to the power to grow wirelessly.