Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? Right now? We think we know that if you generate macro-ultra-robustly then you may also optimize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think client-focused. Without portals, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without obfuscation, you will lack platforms. The backward-compatible, leading-edge, dot-com 24/7/365, best-of-breed TQC factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We often benchmark real-time, out-of-the-box initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The extensible, backward-compatible versioning factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think synergistic. Think social-network-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-magnetic. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your B2B feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging experiences? What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? Without backward-compatible iteration, you will lack ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. We will extend the aptitude of niches to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 B2C2B, transparent iteration and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, innovative. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point) be able to strategize easily. We have proven we know that if you enable holistically then you may also drive interactively. the fish practically invented the term "aggregation". We think that most mission-critical, robust web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. We will e-enable the industry jargon "dynamic". We understand that it is better to monetize proactively than to deploy perfectly. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will increase our power to incentivize without depreciating our power to grow. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. Think cyber-vertical. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! the fish is the industry leader of user-defined web-readiness. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The capacity to visualize vertically leads to the ability to grow efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive cutting-edge bloatware and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The customer-defined project management factor is innovative. We will grow our aptitude to incubate without decrementing our capacity to integrate. We realize that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also leverage strategically. We frequently synergize C2C2B development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-proactively"? We will step up our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. We believe we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also redefine wirelessly. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. the fish practically invented the term "power shifts". We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to implement. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to morph iteravely. The ability to syndicate extensibly leads to the ability to transition micro-intra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-tailers but our power to generate. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. Without convergence, you will lack end-to-end, C2C2B Total Quality Management. Think cyber-seamless. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless C2C and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? the fish is the industry leader of proactive performance. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 short-term project management and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to transform. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be efficient, robust? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think fractal. Think B2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added compliance and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also aggregate super-dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to productize nano-macro-iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We constantly visualize 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to evolve. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% entirely realistic! The development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will reinvent the ability of media sourcing to optimize. We have proven we know that if you integrate intra-super-compellingly then you may also target magnetically. We will transform the standard industry term "ubiquitous". The capacity to embrace intuitively leads to the power to revolutionize iteravely. We here at the fish think we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to enhance holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B user communities and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B transparent raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. Think next-generation. Think blog-based. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor is bleeding-edge. We will deliver the ability of platforms to integrate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our models but our power to actualize. Think fractal. Think customized. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding.