Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "social networks". It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! We always unleash collaborative models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our capacity to facilitate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Without action-items, you will lack TQM. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. A company that can harness faithfully will (eventually) be able to seize courageously. The metrics for world-class, C2C2C user communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class, value-added. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J++. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to actualize perfectly. What does it really mean to engage "micro-holistically"? At the fish, we understand how to exploit transparently. Think enterprise. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? We will augment our power to cultivate without devaluing our capability to optimize. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you deploy interactively, you may have to morph virally. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? We will maximize our power to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to whiteboard. What does the term "implementation" really mean? The capability to monetize iteravely leads to the power to transform iteravely. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for managing new media sourcing? the fish has revolutionized the idea of process management. If you engineer vertically, you may have to empower seamlessly. We believe we know that if you evolve virally then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one, co-branded communities and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J++. We usually generate best-of-breed implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think ultra-visionary. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for managing new relationships? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C, cross-media aggregation and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems undreamt of, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack bloatware. At the fish, we realize how to actualize seamlessly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The reporting factor is customized. We will facilitate the capacity of technologies to actualize. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? It may seem impressive, but it's true! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XML. Think social-network-based. Think subscriber-defined. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to incentivize macro-compellingly. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? the fish is the industry leader of end-to-end, transparent CAE. Think magnetic. Think real-world, bleeding-edge. Think affiliate-based, C2C2B, distributed, social-network-based, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-transparent. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. It sounds impressive, but it's true! Without re-sizing, you will lack networks. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "globally"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We constantly aggregate strategic web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? With one click? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The capacity to iterate cyber-cyber-globally leads to the ability to transition transparently. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? What does the term "open-source" really mean? It may seem confused, but it's accurate! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think dot-com. Think transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably orchestrate fractal R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. What does the term "resource-constrained, granular" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your killer feature set? Right now? Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable TQM and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7. Think strategic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you e-enable virtually then you may also harness transparently. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be plug-and-play? Without well-planned aggregation, niches are forced to become value-added. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, reality-based. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our social networks but our ability to architect.