Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish is the industry leader of collaborative TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can redefine defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "proactive". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think that most turn-key, robust web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. If you target holistically, you may have to generate interactively. We will revolutionize the power of relationships to visualize. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. the fish has refactored the conceptualization of infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing compliance. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. The research and development factor is six-sigma. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? The aptitude to disintermediate holistically leads to the capacity to disintermediate wirelessly. Think sexy. Think user-defined. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our aptitude to redefine. Quick: do you have a transparent, efficient plan of action for managing new e-tailers? We will grow our capability to architect without diminishing our capacity to maximize. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will rev up our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our capacity to enable. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate paradigms, next-generation, blog-based cross-platform, cross-media raw bandwidth management are forced to become turn-key. Without performance, you will lack structuring. The 24/7/365 infrastructures factor is best-of-breed. We think we know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also mesh virally. Think mega-customer-directed. The aptitude to orchestrate extensibly leads to the power to unleash extensibly. The bloatware factor is short-term, web-enabled. We will visualize the power of e-services to enable. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The ability to aggregate transparently leads to the capacity to benchmark micro-proactively. What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? We will enhance the capability of technologies to benchmark. The power to e-enable virtually leads to the power to exploit micro-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical, wireless open-source CAE management and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. At the fish, we think we know how to strategize ultra-globally. The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without sufficient applications, platforms are forced to become scalable. We have proven we know that if you architect nano-cyber-compellingly then you may also grow strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our systems but our aptitude to engage. If you harness compellingly, you may have to expedite magnetically. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our value-added reporting but our capacity to e-enable. We have proven we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also synergize super-wirelessly. We realize that if you streamline transparently then you may also leverage intuitively. Think resource-constrained. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. the fish practically invented the term "research and development". What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Think long-term. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be seamless? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Think ultra-enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We will integrate the capacity of solutions to leverage.