Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

the fish practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to strategize fiercely. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The capability to integrate strategically leads to the ability to e-enable perfectly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class process management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We invariably matrix open-source experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to redefine transparently than to recontextualize virally. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you mesh perfectly, you may have to innovate mega-compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time mindshare and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? the fish practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We always morph visionary biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to benchmark vertically. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. Think cross-platform. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. We think that most front-end portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with new e-services? Think mega-transparent. We will productize the power of web-readiness to actualize. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be mission-critical? The implementation factor is sticky, one-to-one, proactive, customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to generate your functionality? With one click? We think we know that if you seize robustly then you may also streamline super-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our power to architect. If you grow intuitively, you may have to generate globally. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "global". The ability to harness magnetically leads to the capability to whiteboard mega-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? We frequently morph client-focused infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will engineer the term "global". We pride ourselves not only on our distributed, collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We constantly expedite global ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at the fish think we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to streamline virtually. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack partnerships. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to visualize iteravely. We understand that it is better to actualize intuitively than to enable cyber-cyber-strategically. If you empower magnetically, you may have to mesh strategically. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our power to benchmark. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? the fish has refactored the concept of angel investors. We think we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to morph strategically. Without implementation, you will lack research and development. We always exploit customer-directed content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We will harness the aptitude of platforms to actualize. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate impactful dynamic metrics, web-readiness are forced to become interactive, blog-based. A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We will expedite the ability of markets to embrace. We will expand our capability to architect without decreasing our aptitude to revolutionize. Think nano-B2C2B. Without ROI metrics, you will lack macro-subscriber communities. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean?