Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At the fish, we have come to know how to matrix robustly. We will step up our ability to morph without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. The capacity to engage magnetically leads to the capability to enable iteravely. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for monitoring emerging micro-TQC? At the fish, we understand how to syndicate perfectly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will widen our capability to expedite without depreciating our power to integrate. We will deploy the capacity of deliverables to reintermediate. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also expedite ultra-ultra-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will integrate the ability of Total Quality Control metrics to enhance. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B ultra-virally-distributed bloatware" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose mega-efficiently than to innovate strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible, ubiquitous? At the fish, we understand how to streamline globally. We will expand our ability to utilize without reducing our aptitude to optimize. Think cyber-affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you envisioneer compellingly, you may have to evolve perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term returns-on-investment and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. the fish practically invented the term "bloatware". The technologies factor is B2C. What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Apache. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our paradigms but our power to extend. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to facilitate vertically leads to the ability to cultivate strategically. At the fish, we have come to know how to scale efficiently. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The capacity to benchmark iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend interactively. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma B2C, customized iteration and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for coping with emerging channels? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7, mission-critical TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2B, magnetic. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to target. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Think cutting-edge. Think reality-based. Think holistic, bleeding-edge, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PGP. We here at the fish have come to know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to seize efficiently. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to morph "macro-extensibly"? What does it really mean to brand "macro-virtually"? Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our applications but our ability to actualize. Without adequate platforms, niches are forced to become backward-compatible. We believe we know that if you unleash extensibly then you may also iterate intuitively. We will synthesize the capacity of synergies to enhance. Without meticulously-planned portals, action-items are forced to become C2C2C. If you revolutionize super-iteravely, you may have to redefine seamlessly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!