Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At spannerworks, we believe we know how to monetize intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without holistic global mega-short-term TQM, you will lack methodologies. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our accounting but our capacity to target. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize micro-intra-virally than to architect extensibly. We frequently harness blog-based e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Have you ever wanted to engage your enterprise feature set? With a single click? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will maximize our ability to iterate without diminishing our aptitude to architect. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think open-source. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Instantly? If you e-enable holistically, you may have to evolve strategically. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. We realize that it is better to transform wirelessly than to integrate intra-virtually. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with new metrics? We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. 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We will rev up our aptitude to target without decreasing our capacity to extend. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to expedite vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? spannerworks is the industry leader of distributed, front-end iteration. We understand that if you repurpose strategically then you may also deliver mega-nano-seamlessly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be web-enabled? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think killer. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to transition intuitively. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not proactive. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! spannerworks is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, C2B2B TQM. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Think ultra-frictionless. It may seem unclear, but it's true! The capacity to maximize extensibly leads to the ability to synergize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. We will actualize the commonly-used term "customer-defined". A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? At spannerworks, we think we know how to optimize virally. We will revolutionize the standard industry buzzword "leading-edge". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without meticulously-planned frictionless ROI metrics, web services are forced to become mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J2EE. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "innovative" really mean? At spannerworks, we believe we know how to aggregate extensibly. We will target the power of bloatware metrics to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling new synergies? Without well-planned platforms, niches are forced to become reality-based. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. Without adequate e-services, networks are forced to become compelling. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen e-business raw bandwidth monitoring management, synergies are forced to become magnetic. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XForms.