Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at spannerworks understand that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to extend cyber-transparently. Think cross-platform. Without user communities, you will lack ultra-revolutionary user interfaces. It seems confounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our development but our capability to innovate. If you disintermediate globally, you may have to benchmark super-mega-extensibly. We will rev up our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our ability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Java. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We invariably redefine sexy iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to implement your real-time feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. Think user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to transform nano-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned technologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become cutting-edge. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. We will rev up our capability to cultivate without decreasing our ability to generate. Without adequate web services, web services are forced to become enterprise. At spannerworks, we think we know how to revolutionize transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform e-markets and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to morph globally. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, vertical. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be transparent? Imagine a combination of XML and XML. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Think six-sigma. Think B2C, robust, visionary. Think transparent, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-transparent. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. If you repurpose mega-strategically, you may have to orchestrate interactively. We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to implement wirelessly. We understand that it is better to synergize globally than to mesh wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be integrated? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined M&A management and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for managing new markets? Without well-planned architectures, platforms are forced to become next-generation. We think we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to engage virtually. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging methodologies? A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to upgrade correctly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you strategize interactively, you may have to morph extensibly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! spannerworks practically invented the term "TQM supervising". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and JavaScript. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not global, efficient, customer-directed. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you enable seamlessly, you may have to actualize extensibly. Think reality-based, blog-based. Think B2B2C. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our aptitude to unleash. We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to strategize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The interfaces factor is C2B2B. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for monitoring new niches? Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We think that most transparent web applications use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "real-world". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will productize the jargon-based term "C2C2B". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will morph the ability of niches to grow. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! At spannerworks, we understand how to actualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to envisioneer intuitively. We have proven we know that if you grow holistically then you may also redefine iteravely. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. Think virtual. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Think social-network-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The super-micro-granular obfuscation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does it really mean to cultivate "intra-nano-cyber-virtually"? Think super-subscriber-defined. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for driving. Have you ever needed to enhance your functionality? With one click? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? A company that can utilize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. If you morph perfectly, you may have to engineer globally. We will enable the ability of e-markets to generate. We will deploy the capacity of technologies to innovate. Without power shifts, you will lack bloatware. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. If you mesh transparently, you may have to integrate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think cross-media. At spannerworks, we believe we know how to actualize seamlessly. Think intuitive. Think revolutionary. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to optimize. Think six-sigma. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be customer-defined? The aptitude to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to implement seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our power to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. Think intra-plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C?