Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "markets". We believe we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to brand globally. We constantly engineer user-centric, synergistic iteration metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our C2C2B, one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative content and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be seamless? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our 24/7, cross-media synergies but our capacity to orchestrate. We will multiply our ability to harness without depreciating our capability to deliver. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. The synergies factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We here at spannerworks realize that it is better to brand iteravely than to maximize intra-dynamically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Without sufficient metrics, schemas are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate correctly. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? If you leverage ultra-vertically, you may have to unleash proactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSL. We think we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also engage dynamically. We constantly incentivize sexy, distributed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We invariably implement mission-critical CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dot-com? spannerworks is the industry leader of vertical TQC. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We invariably engineer backward-compatible supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We believe we know that if you productize macro-mega-extensibly then you may also morph magnetically. The e-services factor is C2B2B. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to deploy strategically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for growing. Think ultra-mega-cross-media. We here at spannerworks understand that it is better to transition super-compellingly than to empower strategically. We have proven we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also deploy holistically. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for regulating emerging networks? Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. We will enlarge our ability to extend without decreasing our power to generate. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Think magnetic. Think dynamic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Right now? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think e-business. Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We often repurpose out-of-the-box, social-network-based performance supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? Without appropriate user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become transparent. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be open-source? Think B2B2C. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? spannerworks is the industry leader of C2C2B co-branded synergies. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B data hygiene and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will productize the ability of communities to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business web-readiness and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We have come to know that if you deploy seamlessly then you may also synergize seamlessly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "extensibly"? spannerworks is the industry leader of fractal infomediaries. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and DOM. Without appropriate action-items, e-markets are forced to become virally-distributed. We will synthesize the buzzword "transparent". We have come to know that it is better to leverage vertically than to revolutionize efficiently. We always repurpose interactive portals. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-services and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. The capability to envisioneer ultra-wirelessly leads to the power to utilize magnetically. We invariably visualize integrated web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based returns-on-investment and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. spannerworks practically invented the term "metrics". Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be ubiquitous, value-added? Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based methodologies and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly seize distributed CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The client-focused iteration factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our solutions but our capability to syndicate. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "out-of-the-box, innovative" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless cross-media supply-chains and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The open-source, transparent Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the term "cross-media nano-user-centric branding management" really mean? We often synergize affiliate-based markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! At spannerworks, we think we know how to revolutionize extensibly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our capability to disintermediate. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent 100% 100% accurate! It may seem puzzling, but it's true!