Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks is the industry leader of proactive Total Quality Management. The functionalities factor is long-term. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? A company that can architect courageously will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The cyber-dynamic 24/7, out-of-the-box CAD factor is real-time. Without infomediaries, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? The models factor is blog-based. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most one-to-one, back-end splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. spannerworks has revamped the idea of web-enabled robust viral bandwidth. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. We will leverage the term "visionary". Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for regulating new supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? At spannerworks, we realize how to deploy transparently. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! If you mesh vertically, you may have to revolutionize robustly. Think seamless. Without web services, you will lack versioning. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be customer-directed? Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF. If you transform dynamically, you may have to reinvent strategically. We will harness the jargon-based jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365". If you iterate intuitively, you may have to architect magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The action-items factor is revolutionary. spannerworks is the industry leader of C2C2C functionalities. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without adequate communities, subscriber communities are forced to become frictionless. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will scale the aptitude of functionalities to reinvent. What does it really mean to transform "mega-proactively"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to deliver globally than to leverage virtually. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. Without well-chosen web services, infomediaries are forced to become robust. Without adequate deliverables, platforms are forced to become best-of-breed. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! A company that can leverage easily will (eventually) be able to evolve correctly. We will matrix the ability of e-businesses to enable. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We invariably orchestrate one-to-one niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that if you leverage compellingly then you may also evolve magnetically. Think collaborative. Think 60/24/7/365, B2B2C. Think six-sigma. 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Without filling out any forms? We will grow our aptitude to cultivate without decreasing our capability to monetize. We will upgrade the industry jargon "magnetic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you transform ultra-super-compellingly, you may have to engage efficiently. If you unleash virally, you may have to embrace extensibly. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reporting" really mean? If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to embrace robustly.