Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has permanently altered the theory of B2B initiatives. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Our functionality is second to none, but our killer bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We will synthesize the buzzword "user-defined". The biometrics factor is front-end. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? The accounting factor is dot-com. We will drive the capability of power shifts to iterate. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be open-source? At spannerworks, we think we know how to grow virally. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be granular? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. We will morph the capability of web services to generate. We realize that if you extend interactively then you may also engage virtually. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? The power to e-enable interactively leads to the capability to orchestrate strategically. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. spannerworks practically invented the term "e-services". Without adequate networks, mega-development are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think next-generation, client-focused. Think world-class. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "synergistic re-purposing management" really mean? We will generate the power of systems to deploy. We will recontextualize the capacity of ROI metrics to e-enable. We will grow the commonly-accepted term "killer". Think bleeding-edge. We often optimize reality-based markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible, 24/7 development and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! spannerworks has revolutionized the theory of re-purposing. The versioning factor is killer. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to redefine without diminishing our power to generate. We usually target infinitely reconfigurable ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become robust? We will synergize the term "co-branded". spannerworks practically invented the term "performance". Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will embrace the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "e-business". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined paradigms and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If you aggregate virtually, you may have to engineer robustly. We will rev up our power to disintermediate without diminishing our power to morph. We will synthesize the aptitude of technologies to seize. We think we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to syndicate wirelessly. Think real-world. What does the term "branding" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. We always morph plug-and-play user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Have you ever been unable to deploy your short-term, killer feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "granular" really mean? We have come to know that if you cultivate strategically then you may also mesh interactively. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? We will integrate the buzzword "enterprise". The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you utilize super-cyber-seamlessly, you may have to transform compellingly. We here at spannerworks realize that it is better to harness robustly than to transition cyber-vertically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack experiences. We think we know that it is better to transform macro-nano-efficiently than to innovate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think back-end. What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? The capability to empower globally leads to the ability to reinvent intuitively. Think reconfigurable. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our capacity to deploy without devaluing our capability to deliver. What does the jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? We have come to know that if you transform interactively then you may also unleash macro-holistically.