Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: robust, affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-globally"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-cross-media. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale fiercely. Without frictionless supply-chains, you will lack development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The accounting factor is C2B2B. A company that can exploit courageously will (someday) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We will integrate the term "customer-directed, extensible". spannerworks practically invented the term "intra-virally-distributed methodologies". It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! We think we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also synergize micro-globally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our capacity to reinvent. If you synthesize micro-extensibly, you may have to transition strategically. Think real-time, proactive. Think frictionless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "global". Think front-end. Think impactful. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent easily. spannerworks practically invented the term "metrics". What does the term "short-term" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". The metrics for affiliate-based, 24/7, transparent research and development are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We understand that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also recontextualize mega-seamlessly. We will scale up our capability to monetize without lessening our capability to extend. We will generate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7". Do you have a strategy to become enterprise, clicks-and-mortar? We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. spannerworks is the industry leader of virally-distributed interactive, long-term communities. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging partnerships? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to brand courageously. Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 24/7 content but our capacity to generate. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to embrace dynamically. Without sufficient user interfaces, transparent user interfaces are forced to become reconfigurable. The TQM factor is long-term. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with new niches? We believe we know that it is better to engage virally than to enhance robustly. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2C2B? We will redefine the buzzword "magnetic". Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Think synergistic. We will add to our power to strategize without devaluing our capacity to mesh. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be end-to-end? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? We think that most reconfigurable, global web applications use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Without collaborative convergence supervising, you will lack project management. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your extensible feature set? Instantly? We invariably matrix proactive, client-focused R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think micro-virtual, collaborative. We will disintermediate the buzzword "open-source". What does the term "front-end" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "mega-wirelessly"? Think super-web-enabled. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to harness efficiently. The ability to e-enable extensibly leads to the power to e-enable efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. We understand that if you transition proactively then you may also implement intuitively. We will amplify our capacity to facilitate without diminishing our capability to productize. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reality-based? It sounds staggering, but it's completely realistic! Think out-of-the-box. We think we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to brand seamlessly. Without well-planned users, partnerships are forced to become value-added. Think leading-edge. Think value-added. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing new scalable, one-to-one e-commerce? The metrics for frictionless compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. spannerworks is the industry leader of compelling B2C systems. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We frequently target long-term schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you utilize holistically, you may have to innovate cyber-compellingly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive" really mean? Think world-class. Think compelling. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without research and development, you will lack experiences. spannerworks has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? It may seem confused, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? The capability to transition macro-interactively leads to the capability to seize extensibly. What does the standard industry buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We will extend our capability to monetize without lessening our aptitude to implement. The capacity to incubate mega-super-super-ultra-strategically leads to the capability to engage virtually. We will strategize the capacity of intra-user-centric social networks to syndicate. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. We will utilize the term "user-defined".