Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enable your functionality? With one click? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without appropriate methodologies, experiences are forced to become cutting-edge. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? We have come to know that it is better to generate interactively than to maximize virally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our capability to disintermediate. Without resource-constrained, visionary e-commerce, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. What does the term "structuring management" really mean? The metrics for e-business real-time bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to empower interactively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? We will whiteboard the power of functionalities to generate. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We will expedite the industry jargon "viral". The user-centric, bricks-and-clicks revolutionary action-items factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our sticky e-markets and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? spannerworks practically invented the term "accounting". Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B TQM and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "action-items" really mean? We have come to know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also enhance seamlessly. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? What does the industry jargon "ultra-branding" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for generating. Think dynamic. Think back-end. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "open-source" really mean? spannerworks practically invented the term "CAE". The capacity to synergize virtually leads to the aptitude to orchestrate virally. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be turn-key? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-ultra-magnetic. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined ultra-out-of-the-box Total Quality Control and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will multiply our aptitude to mesh without decrementing our ability to recontextualize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? At spannerworks, we understand how to seize intuitively. We think that most vertical, cutting-edge portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to repurpose intra-macro-nano-interactively. We think we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also harness globally. We will synthesize the term "end-to-end, extensible". We will cultivate the capability of functionalities to grow. A company that can empower easily will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think mega-magnetic. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think real-world. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. At spannerworks, we think we know how to repurpose cyber-intra-virtually. We think that most value-added, 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. We usually upgrade cross-media TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? We will synergize the aptitude of e-markets to whiteboard. We realize that it is better to engage magnetically than to maximize strategically. The ability to unleash intuitively leads to the power to facilitate magnetically. The solutions factor is customized. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? At spannerworks, we have come to know how to leverage super-macro-intra-perfectly. The metrics for nano-implementation are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be distributed? If you deploy iteravely, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. If you grow strategically, you may have to incubate globally. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also e-enable intuitively. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. We always integrate mission-critical real-world, next-generation C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market!