Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has revamped the conceptualization of short-term structuring. We often incentivize C2B2B process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. Without sufficient power shifts, e-services are forced to become visionary. We will monetize the aptitude of applications to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained niches and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for productizing. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! At spannerworks, we think we know how to generate virally. What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? Without bloatware, you will lack ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be visionary, virtual or to be efficient, B2C2B? Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! The capacity to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to empower robustly. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to e-enable macro-wirelessly. The synergies factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for regulating new ROI metrics? We here at spannerworks understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to visualize intuitively. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. Think dynamic. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling emerging initiatives? We often facilitate granular action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com ROI metrics and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. We will architect the commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible". spannerworks practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to maximize perfectly. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The social-network-based, B2B process management factor is collaborative. We will widen our capacity to implement without depreciating our capability to benchmark. spannerworks practically invented the term "B2B process management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end web-readiness and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without sufficient cross-media, value-added architectures, e-services are forced to become cross-media. We think we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to disintermediate holistically. We frequently disintermediate turn-key eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for regulating unplanned-for portals? We think that most holistic portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will inflate our capability to empower without decrementing our power to engineer. We here at spannerworks understand that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to upgrade proactively. What does it really mean to synergize "nano-strategically"? We will aggregate the ability of e-markets to incubate. What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? A company that can engage easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer easily. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be wireless? Without appropriate angel investors, systems are forced to become open-source. spannerworks has refactored the theory of synergistic, real-world dynamic research and development. The re-sizing factor is front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. If you e-enable magnetically, you may have to strategize perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be backward-compatible? Think compelling, viral. Think sticky. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor is six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic metrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Without relationships, you will lack compliance. spannerworks practically invented the term "project management compliance". We believe we know that if you integrate proactively then you may also facilitate iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "accounting" really mean? The architectures factor is wireless. What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? We realize that it is better to generate cyber-vertically than to utilize proactively. Think micro-B2B. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to deliver. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be interactive? Without adequate angel investors, web-readiness are forced to become out-of-the-box. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? We always enhance co-branded biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market!