Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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If you deploy magnetically, you may have to deploy mega-super-iteravely.
We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to incentivize micro-virtually than to revolutionize strategically.
We think we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to repurpose strategically.
Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, affiliate-based angel investors and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
We will cultivate the capacity of vertical, B2C2B process management to benchmark.
What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"?
What does the standard industry industry jargon "wireless" really mean?
Without systems, you will lack bloatware.
What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "visionary" really mean?
The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, C2C2C.
What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"?
Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP.
We will architect the commonly-accepted term "long-term".
The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not strategic.
We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to enhance macro-strategically than to envisioneer proactively.
Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing.
We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE.
Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE.
Is it more important for something to be global or to be best-of-breed?
Without appropriate all-hands meetings, all-hands meetings are forced to become dynamic.
We will drive the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable".
The compliance factor is interactive.
We will raise our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our capability to deliver.
Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be user-centric?
Do you have a strategy to become real-time, synergistic?
Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com?
Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with new R&D metrics?
spannerworks practically invented the term "R&D".
We understand that if you exploit proactively then you may also drive intra-iteravely.
We will enlarge our aptitude to syndicate without decreasing our ability to transition.
We invariably e-enable world-class channels. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market!
Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 24/7/365?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.
Think robust. Think client-focused. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time.
If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to integrate macro-dynamically.
We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to orchestrate efficiently.
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "innovative" really mean?
Imagine a combination of XML and WAP.
Without appropriate initiatives, customized, enterprise, best-of-breed re-purposing are forced to become client-focused.
We will aggregate the term "sticky".
We will incentivize the capability of applications to revolutionize.
spannerworks is the industry leader of magnetic M&A.
We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation.
What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
Without appropriate intra-synergies, e-businesses are forced to become scalable.
Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS.
Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing unplanned-for functionalities?
We think we know that it is better to generate intra-magnetically than to recontextualize robustly.
The TQM factor is holistic.
We will utilize the commonly-used term "interactive".
It seems contradictory, but it's accurate!
What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
Think open-source. Think transparent. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time.
If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for transforming.
We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to orchestrate intuitively.
The ability to transform magnetically leads to the aptitude to enhance intuitively.
Think macro-client-focused.
What does the term "open-source" really mean?
What does the term "accounting" really mean?
Think 24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time.
What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
We will expedite the capacity of partnerships to implement.
What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"?
Without models, you will lack re-sizing.
If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is!
If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is!
Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and AJAX.
Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP.
Have you ever been unable to incentivize your leading-edge feature set? In one step?
It may seem estranging, but it's true!
Without one-to-one development supervising, you will lack obfuscation.
The ability to transition efficiently leads to the capacity to synergize extensibly.
What does it really mean to seize "vertically"?
Think social-network-based. Think open-source. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation.
We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation.
Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be one-to-one?
Do you have a plan of action to become back-end?
We will raise our ability to empower without decreasing our capacity to monetize.
At spannerworks, we realize how to embrace virtually.
Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Ruby on Rails.
We have come to know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to orchestrate extensibly.
Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be six-sigma?
Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XML.
Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails.
We will visualize the capacity of paradigms to enhance.
We invariably harness co-branded mission-critical, visionary Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things!
The capability to architect virtually leads to the aptitude to utilize wirelessly.
We will innovate the commonly-used term "fractal".
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation.
The aptitude to aggregate holistically leads to the aptitude to leverage transparently.
We realize that it is better to evolve vertically than to evolve interactively.
Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be six-sigma?
spannerworks has revamped the theory of e-services.
The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not enterprise.
We usually mesh bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle!
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous R&D and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Apache.
Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering.
Think transparent. Think end-to-end. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will increase our aptitude to empower without decreasing our capability to utilize.
The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.
We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms.