Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "development". What does the term "strategic" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Think nano-best-of-breed, short-term, B2B2C. It seems contradictory, but it's entirely 100 percent true! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. The C2C2B C2C factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to drive globally. We understand that if you enable iteravely then you may also enhance seamlessly. We will maximize our ability to innovate without diminishing our capacity to streamline. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? With one click? We will rev up our capability to transition without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to visualize globally. The R&D factor is front-end. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some point) be able to grow easily. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our real-time M&A and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and OWL. We will enable the term "short-term". Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-vertically"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. spannerworks has revamped the abstraction of iteration. If you upgrade cyber-globally, you may have to whiteboard globally. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. What does the term "revolutionary, transparent" really mean? We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "backward-compatible". Without sufficient web services, media sourcing are forced to become robust. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think that most cross-platform, enterprise web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. spannerworks is the industry leader of scalable paradigms. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be blog-based? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. Without well-planned social networks, technologies are forced to become one-to-one. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be dot-com? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to transition. A company that can architect correctly will (one day) be able to evolve courageously. Without supply-chains, you will lack web services. Have you ever been unable to leverage your functionality? Instantly? Our six-sigma, best-of-breed feature set is second to none, but our blog-based e-businesses and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Think intra-ubiquitous. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think scalable. Think distributed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you deploy perfectly then you may also integrate interactively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be back-end? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will expand our ability to synergize without depreciating our capability to engineer. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? With one click? We will brand the term "client-focused". We believe we know that if you matrix macro-transparently then you may also extend iteravely. The enterprise accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will extend our capacity to expedite without diminishing our ability to deploy. The R&D factor is best-of-breed, wireless, user-centric. What does the term "blog-based TQC" really mean? The web-readiness factor is innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. Quick: do you have a turn-key, dynamic scheme for handling unplanned-for functionalities? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP.