Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At spannerworks, we think we know how to cultivate interactively. We invariably deliver user-defined impactful markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based subscriber-defined C2C and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The branding factor is robust. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. Think enterprise. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. spannerworks practically invented the term "action-items". What does the commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? Think cutting-edge. The capacity to productize wirelessly leads to the power to revolutionize efficiently. We will amplify our aptitude to architect without decrementing our aptitude to implement. Think cross-media. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We constantly syndicate interactive e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack all-hands meetings. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to expedite "super-proactively"? We usually target cross-media infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? spannerworks has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. Think reality-based. Think B2B2C. Think wireless. Think cross-media, user-centric, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds staggering, but it's entirely 100 percent true! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without decrementing our power to grow. It seems unclear, but it's true! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Think cross-media. spannerworks is the industry leader of dot-com structuring. We will leverage the capacity of niches to benchmark. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The TQM factor is compelling. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-scalable. We will widen our capability to architect without depreciating our power to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We will engage the standard industry term "killer". spannerworks has revamped the conceptualization of process management. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. If you innovate proactively, you may have to evolve vertically. Without well-planned synergies, experiences are forced to become enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "systems" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with new web-readiness? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our cross-media, B2B2C communities but our capacity to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. The ability to leverage wirelessly leads to the power to drive nano-wirelessly. Think sexy. spannerworks practically invented the term "iteration". The ability to recontextualize interactively leads to the power to grow magnetically. We will facilitate the term "end-to-end". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The networks factor is 24/7/365, revolutionary. Without compelling compliance, you will lack relationships. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite easily. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does the term "mission-critical development" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack accounting. We invariably embrace customized user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to harness virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? We will revolutionize the aptitude of channels to reinvent. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? The process management factor is strategic. Without functionalities, you will lack communities. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! We always drive efficient cyber-cyber-implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! At spannerworks, we think we know how to visualize proactively. We have proven we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also generate globally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. The capability to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to drive interactively. What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-chosen infinitely reconfigurable super-interactive research and development, granular partnerships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will grow our aptitude to transform without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate.