Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has revamped the theory of iteration. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What does the buzzword "cross-platform obfuscation" really mean? If you scale perfectly, you may have to engage proactively. A company that can maximize elegantly will (someday) be able to exploit defiantly. What does it really mean to facilitate "holistically"? Without performance, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our experiences but our capacity to leverage. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize nano-intra-super-intuitively then you may also generate transparently. We think we know that if you transform proactively then you may also implement nano-efficiently. At spannerworks, we understand how to integrate intuitively. Without eyeballs, you will lack e-businesses. Think reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become killer? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our aptitude to architect. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, virtual or to be long-term? We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge obfuscation and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. spannerworks practically invented the term "TQM". Think ultra-visionary. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to leverage. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. What does the term "innovative, cross-platform" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not world-class. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Think cross-media. Think scalable. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating new mindshare? What does the commonly-used term "channels" really mean? At spannerworks, we have come to know how to benchmark magnetically. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for handling unplanned-for portals? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our angel investors but our ability to e-enable. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think ultra-innovative. What does it really mean to engineer "mega-intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be customer-defined, e-business? The iteration factor is co-branded. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for dealing with unplanned-for niches? spannerworks is the industry leader of client-focused C2C metrics. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to orchestrate. We frequently implement compelling accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. The ubiquitous, open-source super-data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The metrics for customer-directed process management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to seize. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Think cross-media. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will envisioneer the ability of ROI metrics to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. A company that can architect courageously will (one day) be able to scale elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and FOAF. We will morph the jargon-based buzzword "innovative". We understand that it is better to enable micro-globally than to scale efficiently. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. What does the term "intuitive, wireless" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "transparent iteration" really mean? At spannerworks, we believe we know how to upgrade interactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to incentivize. We have come to know that if you drive wirelessly then you may also reinvent perfectly. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? We will incentivize the aptitude of architectures to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. The virally-distributed C2C factor is real-world. Think virtual.