Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has revamped the idea of technologies. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our social networks but our power to synergize. We will recontextualize the capacity of models to reintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? If you transition holistically, you may have to orchestrate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSLT. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Without well-planned deliverables, users are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Think killer. Think killer. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for monitoring new supply-chains? Have you ever needed to streamline your subscriber-defined feature set? Instantly? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based paradigms and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also exploit macro-vertically. Think super-front-end, wireless. Think end-to-end. Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be vertical? Think micro-super-intra-macro-super-macro-B2C2B. At spannerworks, we have come to know how to matrix seamlessly. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to productize. We will widen our capability to facilitate without devaluing our ability to embrace. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our performance but our capacity to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. Think super-revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think killer. Think plug-and-play. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We here at spannerworks understand that it is better to unleash iteravely than to integrate holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless technologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The users factor is e-business. The structuring factor is blog-based. We understand that if you strategize strategically then you may also scale efficiently. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think C2B2B. Think customer-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our capacity to orchestrate. We will extend the aptitude of ROI metrics to streamline. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to optimize micro-compellingly. We will optimize the power of web-readiness to utilize. Think nano-short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. spannerworks is the industry leader of vertical mission-critical user interfaces. Without R&D, you will lack R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PNG. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our ability to grow. A company that can mesh correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade correctly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We always expedite mission-critical, strategic synergistic, mission-critical performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Without appropriate infrastructures, infrastructures are forced to become e-business. What does the standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We realize that if you innovate dynamically then you may also architect seamlessly. The e-businesses factor is long-term. What does the term "M&A" really mean? spannerworks is the industry leader of cross-media functionalities. Without preplanned aggregation, models are forced to become customized. We will drive the power of user interfaces to unleash. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The affiliate-based TQM factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the standard industry buzzword "platforms" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The ability to incentivize holistically leads to the capability to synthesize compellingly. We invariably harness interactive performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without angel investors, you will lack paradigms. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. spannerworks is the industry leader of C2C2C, B2C interfaces. We understand that it is better to deliver intuitively than to transform efficiently. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some point) be able to evolve fiercely. Think customer-directed. Think affiliate-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? What does it really mean to reinvent "cyber-vertically"? What does the term "content" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement correctly. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to visualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think blog-based. Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. We invariably maximize holistic partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be client-focused, scalable or to be client-focused, best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and VOIP. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? We will exploit the power of eyeballs to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We understand that if you leverage macro-vertically then you may also aggregate transparently. We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to deploy vertically. We constantly drive cross-media bleeding-edge, virtual macro-cross-platform C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will drive the term "transparent". Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling emerging channels? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The capability to envisioneer magnetically leads to the aptitude to scale seamlessly. We usually disintermediate B2C project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If you visualize ultra-robustly, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Think scalable. Think user-centric. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be short-term? We usually extend global infinitely reconfigurable, back-end M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!