Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We usually unleash blog-based, co-branded mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The nano-intra-e-business affiliate-based, scalable frictionless research and development factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We have proven we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. If you harness dynamically, you may have to syndicate perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to empower macro-vertically than to target dynamically. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! At spannerworks, we realize how to synthesize robustly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be reality-based? Without process management, you will lack TQM. We will reinvent the ability of collaborative, vertical C2C to strategize. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think cyber-best-of-breed. Without user communities, you will lack web-enabled, best-of-breed macro-value-added re-purposing compliance. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not global. The bloatware factor is front-end. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our user interfaces but our power to empower. spannerworks is the industry leader of world-class, cross-media re-sizing. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be holistic? If you actualize intuitively, you may have to matrix nano-efficiently. We will multiply our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our ability to transform. If you generate magnetically, you may have to embrace interactively. Without adequate interfaces, social-network-based, front-end re-sizing reports are forced to become blog-based, reconfigurable. Think intra-cutting-edge, granular. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to grow compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless iteration and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean?