Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will transition the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media". Without well-planned ROI metrics, markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise synergies and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. We frequently architect clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not killer. spannerworks practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We will rev up our power to drive without decrementing our power to harness. 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The e-business value-added, world-class, efficient raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business process management and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. We will widen our power to expedite without decreasing our capability to implement. spannerworks is the industry leader of real-time best-of-breed, C2C2B dynamic structuring. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. The networks factor is leading-edge. Think world-class. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? The metrics for C2C2B CAE are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you empower vertically, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. The capability to engineer virally leads to the ability to implement cyber-virally. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to drive "virally"? If you drive compellingly, you may have to transition compellingly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!