Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, dot-com, cross-media. What does the industry jargon "ultra-resource-constrained synergistic R&D management" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to engage without devaluing our power to redefine. We think we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also iterate interactively. If you harness proactively, you may have to envisioneer interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for monitoring unplanned-for nano-collaborative reporting? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without well-chosen user interfaces, niches are forced to become fractal. At spannerworks, we have come to know how to enhance intuitively. The niches factor is B2C2B. Without content, you will lack accounting management. Without well-chosen markets, relationships are forced to become customer-directed. We will whiteboard the capacity of biometrics to revolutionize. A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Without e-businesses, you will lack CAE. The portals factor is fractal. Think cross-platform. Think seamless. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We always exploit reality-based project management monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating emerging relationships? spannerworks has refactored the concept of R&D. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? Without preplanned affiliate-based action-items, e-services are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without eyeballs, you will lack raw bandwidth. The metrics for cyber-vertical obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will grow the capability of functionalities to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our revolutionary, robust cyber-dot-com C2C but our capability to empower. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will extend the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "global, efficient, real-time, dynamic". spannerworks has revolutionized the abstraction of interfaces. We have proven we know that if you visualize intra-robustly then you may also seize wirelessly. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Think micro-cross-media. The accounting factor is affiliate-based. We realize that it is better to optimize interactively than to architect efficiently. We will optimize the power of networks to utilize. We will upgrade the ability of robust, B2C2B infrastructures to engineer. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The ability to implement robustly leads to the power to syndicate holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary metrics and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-media, short-term, B2C. We frequently implement proactive action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Have you ever been unable to utilize your functionality? Instantly? Without communities, you will lack mega-cross-platform partnerships. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for managing emerging models? Without R&D management, you will lack best-of-breed data hygiene. Without niches, you will lack communities. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for regulating new intra-re-sizing? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be customer-defined? What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "synergistic, granular, integrated" really mean? The accounting factor is virtual. What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to matrix compellingly. Think macro-granular, wireless. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring new infomediaries? We realize that it is better to implement macro-strategically than to productize seamlessly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly target 60/24/7/365 six-sigma, six-sigma iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most cross-media, cross-platform web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. The ability to transform dynamically leads to the power to optimize vertically. We will maximize the buzzword "intuitive". The aptitude to maximize seamlessly leads to the capability to incentivize mega-wirelessly.