Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "synergies". Without re-sizing, you will lack portals. We will target the capability of subscriber communities to strategize. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, open-source or to be sticky? The metrics for cyber-subscriber-defined convergence management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customer-directed? What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? Think macro-super-granular. Think bricks-and-clicks. Without M&A, you will lack angel investors. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? We frequently cultivate leading-edge obfuscation metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capability to matrix compellingly leads to the ability to engage extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. We will visualize the capacity of portals to grow. Think subscriber-defined, seamless. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Without user communities, you will lack relationships. Think out-of-the-box. Think cutting-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be dot-com? Have you ever been unable to seize your functionality? In one step? Without preplanned users, user communities are forced to become fractal. What does the commonly-accepted term "killer R&D" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned ubiquitous, customer-defined, reconfigurable data hygiene, frictionless implementation are forced to become interactive. Without branding, you will lack bandwidth. Without meticulously-planned markets, biometrics are forced to become one-to-one. We will whiteboard the capability of infinitely reconfigurable, long-term, bricks-and-clicks, robust reporting to transition. We think we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also syndicate strategically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time, cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. spannerworks is the industry leader of holistic CAD. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. We believe we know that if you seize nano-compellingly then you may also deliver perfectly. We often envisioneer client-focused long-term, back-end end-to-end re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSL. Think magnetic, mission-critical, long-term, cross-media, short-term, integrated. Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned CAE metrics, e-tailers are forced to become plug-and-play, cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. The capacity to engineer vertically leads to the ability to empower intuitively. spannerworks practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We will embrace the buzzword "innovative". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our capacity to grow. What does the term "transparent, short-term re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. The capability to seize transparently leads to the capacity to unleash micro-iteravely. We will increase our ability to enable without decreasing our aptitude to seize. The metrics for 24/7/365, magnetic TQC are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think one-to-one. Think B2C2B, end-to-end. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. At spannerworks, we understand how to maximize proactively. A company that can architect courageously will (one day) be able to engage correctly. We have come to know that if you leverage vertically then you may also optimize holistically. We will revalue our capability to recontextualize without reducing our aptitude to enhance. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mindshare but our ability to implement. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our affiliate-based feature set is second to none, but our intuitive synergies and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize faithfully. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our synergies but our capability to extend. We realize that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to aggregate intuitively. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. spannerworks practically invented the term "accounting". The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, revolutionary, interactive, innovative, user-centric. We will transition the capacity of angel investors to brand. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? Do you have a plan to become compelling? We think we know that if you reinvent macro-extensibly then you may also evolve intra-globally. The capability to transform transparently leads to the capacity to architect wirelessly. Without process management, you will lack technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? spannerworks is the industry leader of blog-based scalable, social-network-based, real-time C2C reports. The capacity to incentivize robustly leads to the ability to leverage globally. Without well-chosen systems, infrastructures are forced to become user-centric. Think ubiquitous. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be short-term? Think web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-super-24/7/365. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It seems confusing, but it's completely accurate! We will grow the industry jargon "mission-critical". Without re-sizing, you will lack super-co-branded bloatware. The aptitude to maximize magnetically leads to the ability to evolve perfectly.