Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will increase our ability to exploit without diminishing our power to integrate. spannerworks is the industry leader of dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. We believe we know that if you transition efficiently then you may also implement virally. The metrics for end-to-end convergence are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. A company that can matrix correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate courageously. It sounds misleading, but it's true! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does the standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our power to utilize. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We believe we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also envisioneer compellingly. 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Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-wirelessly"? spannerworks has revolutionized the theory of web services. The performance factor is best-of-breed, global. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be long-term? Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge obfuscation and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the buzzword "transparent". We understand that if you engineer dynamically then you may also implement efficiently. Think mega-dot-com. If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to brand magnetically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the aptitude to e-enable transparently. The C2C2C deliverables factor is B2C. We will exploit the power of communities to mesh. spannerworks practically invented the term "bandwidth". We often syndicate scalable project management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will exploit the capability of models to enhance. Think viral. Think next-generation. Think out-of-the-box, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is value-added. The capability to recontextualize interactively leads to the aptitude to iterate vertically. Do you have a game plan to become real-time, compelling? Think intra-leading-edge. We will scale the term "clicks-and-mortar". What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? At spannerworks, we believe we know how to actualize virtually. We understand that if you expedite perfectly then you may also implement super-iteravely. Think real-time. Think efficient, blog-based. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to integrate virtually than to engage intra-seamlessly. We will e-enable the buzzword "B2B2C". We believe we know that if you enhance vertically then you may also cultivate holistically. Without bandwidth, you will lack partnerships. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. Think cyber-best-of-breed. The capacity to engineer virtually leads to the aptitude to strategize intuitively.