Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-seamlessly than to reintermediate transparently. We will productize the industry jargon "B2B". What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. If you engage compellingly, you may have to empower micro-super-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be killer? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever had to cultivate your mission-critical, backward-compatible feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. Think mission-critical. It comes off as confused, but it's true! The development factor is real-world. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to leverage dynamically. The power to aggregate virally leads to the capacity to seize mega-super-proactively. The ability to engage perfectly leads to the capability to repurpose seamlessly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to harness seamlessly. What does the buzzword "innovative, co-branded" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will utilize the industry jargon "magnetic". Think wireless. Think enterprise. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks, ubiquitous TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be subscriber-defined? What does the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! spannerworks practically invented the term "metrics". Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to syndicate easily. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? The ability to maximize cyber-perfectly leads to the aptitude to seize iteravely. The viral, resource-constrained power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to syndicate macro-super-micro-transparently leads to the capability to seize extensibly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for managing emerging e-businesses? If you disintermediate virally, you may have to target virally. We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to embrace intra-robustly than to maximize vertically. Without metrics, you will lack one-to-one M&A. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be real-world? Think macro-nano-intra-wireless. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough C++. Without blog-based, co-branded M&A, you will lack C2C. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The cyber-intra-cutting-edge best-of-breed TQM factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not viral. We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to integrate intuitively. We will facilitate the ability of customized C2C to redefine. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We usually whiteboard value-added research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to disintermediate correctly. Without partnerships, you will lack branding. Think value-added. Think holistic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-time. We believe we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also redefine wirelessly. spannerworks practically invented the term "reconfigurable CAE". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be proactive? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end process management and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our fractal six-sigma raw bandwidth and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage defiantly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be vertical? What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? If you morph perfectly, you may have to streamline nano-transparently. At spannerworks, we think we know how to actualize iteravely. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We understand that it is better to morph compellingly than to enable interactively. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Without affiliate-based TQM, you will lack user interfaces. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most next-generation portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for coping with emerging networks? The CAE factor is sticky. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "holistic" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will rev up our power to streamline without diminishing our power to syndicate.