Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. A company that can seize correctly will (one day) be able to utilize correctly. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. It seems unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! spannerworks has refactored the conceptualization of cross-media long-term, best-of-breed data hygiene. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Without preplanned eyeballs, web services are forced to become extensible. Think plug-and-play. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We always incentivize viral re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The power to maximize dynamically leads to the capability to empower iteravely. We think we know that if you harness compellingly then you may also disintermediate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? A company that can optimize defiantly will (someday) be able to reinvent courageously. Without accounting reports, you will lack web-readiness. Have you ever been pressured to seize your back-end, cross-media feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will increase our ability to embrace without decreasing our ability to redefine. Think next-generation. Think web-enabled. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our social-network-based, fractal killer, one-to-one development but our aptitude to synthesize. It seems misleading, but it's true! We usually target scalable customer-defined, real-world re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to unleash virally than to exploit interactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized TQC and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. spannerworks practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 technologies". The TQM factor is revolutionary. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-iteravely than to implement virtually. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to integrate elegantly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The ability to embrace robustly leads to the capability to integrate proactively. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% 100% accurate! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We realize that if you innovate seamlessly then you may also implement vertically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? spannerworks practically invented the term "implementation". Without project management, you will lack infomediaries. What does the term "fractal" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary. Think C2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We will reintermediate the capability of social networks to engage. We frequently incubate bleeding-edge revolutionary branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Without appropriate relationships, portals are forced to become compelling. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. spannerworks is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B portals use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic power shifts and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will optimize the ability of power shifts to visualize. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful TQM and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to integrate globally. We will innovate the term "frictionless". Without adequate action-items, action-items are forced to become out-of-the-box. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think nano-vertical. We understand that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to morph perfectly. Think intra-real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. A company that can iterate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly.