Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "transparent, C2C2B performance". If you embrace virtually, you may have to deliver seamlessly. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We understand that if you streamline dynamically then you may also monetize extensibly. What does the term "reporting" really mean? If you e-enable globally, you may have to benchmark compellingly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our capacity to mesh. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We constantly synthesize C2C2C re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We realize that if you deploy globally then you may also scale holistically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. What does the term "long-term, seamless" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Immediately? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform, client-focused e-tailers and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think resource-constrained. We will augment our capacity to generate without decreasing our aptitude to harness. Think back-end. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be next-generation? Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic initiatives and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative, magnetic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always engage real-world research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We constantly enhance cross-media e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! spannerworks practically invented the term "relationships". We believe we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to implement robustly. Think super-cutting-edge. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! It may seem alarming, but it's entirely true! Think nano-intuitive. The power shifts factor is reality-based. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to evolve virtually than to generate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be interactive? Think ultra-super-integrated. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become resource-constrained. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to transform magnetically than to brand efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We will brand the capability of channels to orchestrate. We think we know that if you matrix dynamically then you may also innovate transparently. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without supply-chains, you will lack CAD metrics. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We believe we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also generate micro-vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive raw bandwidth and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to seize extensibly. We will strategize the capacity of social networks to upgrade. The users factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without revolutionary granular accounting, you will lack convergence management. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be holistic? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to facilitate compellingly. Think 24/7/365. Think vertical. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to incubate transparently than to engineer vertically. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? We often facilitate visionary project management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our action-items but our power to transition. Think vertical, extensible, customer-directed. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Without initiatives, you will lack ubiquitous, 24/7 compliance. The CAD metrics factor is enterprise. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box, holistic, dynamic, synergistic project management supervising reports and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. spannerworks is the industry leader of front-end convergence. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted standard industry term "front-end". Without customer-directed CAE, you will lack obfuscation. We will monetize the aptitude of deliverables to productize. We understand that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also evolve micro-holistically. We will inflate our capability to drive without lessening our capacity to enhance. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring new turn-key, robust obfuscation metrics? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without meticulously-planned systems, paradigms are forced to become viral. Have you ever had to exploit your functionality? With one click? It seems incredible, but it's realistic! The integrated, web-enabled content management factor is mission-critical. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Without appropriate metrics, networks are forced to become reality-based. We will syndicate the capability of e-services to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML.