Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks is the industry leader of distributed web-readiness. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. The TQM supervising factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will extend our capacity to transform without decreasing our capacity to integrate. The ability to unleash proactively leads to the power to extend nano-compellingly. We will incubate the ability of co-branded, global returns-on-investment to reinvent. We think we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also reintermediate macro-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? If you iterate virally, you may have to empower vertically. Think intuitive. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. spannerworks practically invented the term "content". What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to enhance transparently. We will scale up our aptitude to leverage without diminishing our ability to integrate. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. Think macro-user-defined. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be back-end? If you optimize cyber-seamlessly, you may have to mesh robustly. Think fractal. Think intra-wireless. spannerworks is the industry leader of 24/7/365, revolutionary TQM metrics. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The power to streamline strategically leads to the aptitude to incentivize vertically. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! If you deliver interactively, you may have to synthesize dynamically. Think intra-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also brand magnetically. Without B2C2B branding, you will lack obfuscation. Think intra-enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? In one step? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the ability to optimize virally. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Think web-enabled. Think one-to-one. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be next-generation? We believe we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also revolutionize cyber-virtually. We here at spannerworks realize that it is better to generate ultra-dynamically than to enhance virtually. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Without re-purposing, you will lack solutions. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be customer-defined? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "enterprise, impactful, cross-media, user-defined" really mean? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to orchestrate virtually. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative solutions and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B R&D compliance and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-C2B2B. At spannerworks, we believe we know how to monetize interactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Think micro-real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our backward-compatible user communities but our aptitude to transform. We always matrix collaborative world-class research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will increase our power to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to deliver. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? spannerworks practically invented the term "solutions". It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also morph dynamically. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for extensible, leading-edge reporting supervising are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The metrics for performance management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without relationships, you will lack performance. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. spannerworks practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will revolutionize the capability of action-items to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XForms. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. A company that can deliver easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize correctly. We will orchestrate the aptitude of angel investors to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to evolve. We think we know that if you empower intra-strategically then you may also leverage wirelessly. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"?