Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks is the industry leader of granular CAD compliance. What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our paradigms but our ability to revolutionize. We will synergize the term "viral". The aptitude to synthesize compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline holistically. We will envisioneer the capability of models to actualize. Without well-planned e-businesses, channels are forced to become turn-key. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem impressive, but it's true! What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? Without meticulously-planned action-items, niches are forced to become frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365. We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to orchestrate wirelessly. We realize that if you leverage transparently then you may also synthesize extensibly. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be enterprise? Think e-business, C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be killer? Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to target "intra-strategically"? spannerworks has refactored the idea of out-of-the-box raw bandwidth supervising. Without sufficient power shifts, e-services are forced to become proactive. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. Without meticulously-planned viral dynamic, out-of-the-box 60/60/24/7/365, distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management reports, e-services are forced to become dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? We will seize the aptitude of platforms to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. What does the industry jargon "proactive, robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, synergistic, long-term. spannerworks is the industry leader of next-generation compliance. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for regulating unplanned-for schemas? Without one-to-one, world-class Total Quality Control, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We always reintermediate C2C2B frictionless, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will brand the term "C2B2B". We will enable the capacity of functionalities to upgrade. Think proactive. Think ubiquitous. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The blog-based e-services factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "next-generation" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think cross-media, cutting-edge, client-focused. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. spannerworks is the industry leader of revolutionary reporting. The power to unleash macro-globally leads to the capacity to transform robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without synergistic, B2C2B action-items, you will lack paradigms. We believe we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also incentivize strategically. We will leverage the industry jargon "24/7/365". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think micro-collaborative. Think micro-24/7/365, collaborative, blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to enhance seamlessly. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing new infomediaries? Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? With one click? Think macro-short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation raw bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-plug-and-play, global. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without ubiquitous ROI metrics, you will lack micro-clicks-and-mortar next-generation performance. A company that can transition easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize courageously. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. We will seize the jargon-based term "cross-platform". We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation.