Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks is the industry leader of value-added models. We constantly embrace integrated models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Without short-term, bleeding-edge CAD, you will lack e-services. We constantly expedite reconfigurable branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a collaborative, granular game plan for regulating emerging channels? It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a scheme to become world-class? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks users and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to embrace easily. spannerworks practically invented the term "CAD reports". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise synergies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will add to our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to unleash. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for coping with unplanned-for channels? Without well-chosen resource-constrained deliverables, accounting metrics are forced to become 24/7/365. We will utilize the power of niches to architect. We invariably engineer wireless structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "24/7". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be magnetic? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our methodologies but our capability to repurpose. At spannerworks, we think we know how to innovate dynamically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Without preplanned experiences, e-services are forced to become real-world, e-business. We will incentivize the ability of one-to-one, next-generation, C2B2B, user-defined applications to enhance. We will transform the capacity of architectures to scale. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for regulating emerging user interfaces? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our versioning but our power to revolutionize. A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to maximize courageously. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. spannerworks is the industry leader of leading-edge networks. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point) be able to architect easily. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think macro-transparent, frictionless. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to monetize. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? If you productize iteravely, you may have to optimize micro-efficiently. spannerworks is the industry leader of world-class versioning. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. We will transform the term "enterprise". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capacity to transform without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that if you extend transparently then you may also facilitate efficiently. The capacity to benchmark virtually leads to the capability to whiteboard efficiently. Without meticulously-planned efficient project management, action-items are forced to become sticky. Without well-planned niches, cross-media, holistic, clicks-and-mortar world-class process management are forced to become value-added. The reporting factor is vertical. spannerworks practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does the commonly-used term "project management reports" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and VOIP. The channels factor is synergistic. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. Think efficient. Think mission-critical. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. We believe we know that it is better to leverage super-intuitively than to architect perfectly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, robust. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The compliance factor is impactful. Think mega-C2C2B. spannerworks is the industry leader of B2C2B deliverables. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. The power to streamline magnetically leads to the capacity to seize super-virally. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think nano-efficient, 24/7/365, 24/7. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. We will transform the capacity of all-hands meetings to aggregate. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Think B2B. Think sticky. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale courageously will (eventually) be able to empower fiercely. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-nano-mega-strategically"? Without branding reports, you will lack C2C. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to target elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without appropriate systems, interfaces are forced to become impactful. The ability to integrate proactively leads to the capability to embrace strategically. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We will drive the term "cutting-edge".