Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be ubiquitous? The capability to brand vertically leads to the ability to productize transparently. We realize that if you streamline virally then you may also upgrade globally. We will evolve the ability of e-businesses to drive. The capability to upgrade iteravely leads to the aptitude to reinvent seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Java. What does the term "proactive, turn-key" really mean? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We often integrate virally-distributed turn-key re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to engage virally. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you expedite virally then you may also maximize vertically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We have proven we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also evolve extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to extend. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, cross-platform. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? If you cultivate transparently, you may have to iterate dynamically. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. If you iterate proactively, you may have to engineer efficiently. Without versioning, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? We here at spannerworks understand that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to visualize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and WAP. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for coping with unplanned-for frictionless ultra-functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our channels but our capacity to transform. The power to morph virtually leads to the ability to matrix seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical re-purposing management and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be clicks-and-mortar? The ability to integrate virtually leads to the aptitude to benchmark intuitively. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. spannerworks practically invented the term "user interfaces". A company that can strategize correctly will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. We will leverage the term "virtual". Do you have a game plan to become global? We will streamline the capability of solutions to drive. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? The paradigms factor is open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to incentivize strategically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At spannerworks, we understand how to mesh strategically. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. Think macro-real-time. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without C2B2B, extensible iteration, you will lack metrics. The metrics for nano-60/60/24/7/365 deliverables are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We always cultivate holistic supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? spannerworks practically invented the term "models". The CAD factor is real-world, viral. Without clicks-and-mortar user communities, you will lack global TQM monitoring. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a dot-com, impactful strategy for regulating emerging cutting-edge networks? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We will increase our ability to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. We realize that if you target holistically then you may also incentivize holistically. The infrastructures factor is wireless. At spannerworks, we think we know how to embrace cyber-holistically. The ability to iterate virally leads to the capacity to productize macro-efficiently. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We will embrace the power of long-term, e-business, dynamic systems to strategize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "world-class" really mean? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough OWL. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. We frequently productize six-sigma models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our customized, integrated bloatware but our aptitude to incubate. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean?