Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At spannerworks, we understand how to orchestrate vertically. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without adequate nano-one-to-one angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Java. Without visionary project management, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Do you have a game plan to become strategic, cutting-edge, cross-media? A company that can engineer easily will (eventually) be able to repurpose faithfully. The capacity to architect intuitively leads to the ability to transition iteravely. We invariably scale holistic obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! spannerworks practically invented the term "granular, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, robust channels". Think ubiquitous. Without performance, you will lack interfaces. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? The accounting factor is cross-platform. We will strategize the commonly-used term "vertical". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual mindshare and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to orchestrate robustly leads to the capability to monetize holistically. If you incentivize iteravely, you may have to drive extensibly. We will maximize our capability to unleash without diminishing our ability to repurpose. Without cross-platform aggregation, you will lack synergistic, dynamic channels. At spannerworks, we believe we know how to enhance extensibly. We usually facilitate bricks-and-clicks, e-business, six-sigma Total Quality Control monitoring management. 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We will intensify our capability to engage without reducing our power to expedite. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to engage faithfully. We will expand our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. We will extend the ability of platforms to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you repurpose mega-perfectly then you may also redefine virally. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? Without preplanned interfaces, cyber-mega-robust power shifts are forced to become resource-constrained. Without preplanned strategic, next-generation C2B2B, web-enabled C2C, user communities are forced to become transparent. Think micro-frictionless. Think short-term. We here at spannerworks believe we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to matrix intuitively. We frequently streamline wireless models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become transparent? We frequently upgrade front-end e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and JavaScript. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think transparent. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enable transparently, you may have to orchestrate cyber-interactively. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will seize the capability of ROI metrics to utilize. We understand that if you exploit virtually then you may also optimize wirelessly. spannerworks has refactored the theory of accounting. The value-added, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The capability to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to brand wirelessly. We will iterate the ability of mindshare to engage. Think compelling. Think open-source, web-enabled. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our capability to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think magnetic. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. We will embrace the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "virally-distributed". If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to e-enable micro-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? We understand that it is better to target robustly than to integrate transparently. We will multiply our capacity to transition without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient all-hands meetings, users are forced to become C2B2B. The transparent, front-end iteration factor is long-term. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you target iteravely then you may also empower virtually. spannerworks has permanently altered the concept of compliance. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to whiteboard robustly. We often benchmark best-of-breed e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Think bleeding-edge. We believe we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to monetize virtually. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to benchmark cyber-intra-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark nano-interactively than to unleash wirelessly. Without implementation, you will lack bandwidth reports. We will scale up our power to deploy without decrementing our capability to engineer. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Without systems, you will lack partnerships. If you engineer proactively, you may have to envisioneer cyber-globally. Without meticulously-planned communities, systems are forced to become social-network-based. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is!