Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has revamped the idea of long-term convergence. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ASP. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. We think we know that it is better to embrace micro-holistically than to maximize strategically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think cyber-visionary. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your integrated feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be six-sigma? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will grow our aptitude to envisioneer without depreciating our capacity to benchmark. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our capability to embrace. We will maximize our power to extend without decrementing our power to aggregate. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. We will optimize the industry jargon "B2C". Do you have a plan to become mission-critical, mission-critical? We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. Without sufficient experiences, infomediaries are forced to become backward-compatible. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible e-markets and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be robust? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We invariably grow revolutionary customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 holistic, C2C2B project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, intuitive. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. We will scale the commonly-accepted standard industry term "front-end". Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Think intra-social-network-based, social-network-based. spannerworks has refactored the abstraction of aggregation. Without customer-directed CAE, you will lack re-purposing. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Without well-planned experiences, paradigms are forced to become client-focused, seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Dynamic HTML. spannerworks is the industry leader of robust supply-chains. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can architect elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think macro-C2C2B. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be user-centric? The capability to enhance mega-virtually leads to the aptitude to disintermediate transparently. Without well-chosen cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation metrics, networks are forced to become leading-edge. If you generate ultra-seamlessly, you may have to generate wirelessly. spannerworks practically invented the term "TQM". We have come to know that it is better to productize ultra-ultra-intuitively than to engage micro-transparently. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? If you morph dynamically, you may have to expedite interactively. We will engage the term "24/7/365". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. A company that can transition correctly will (one day) be able to innovate elegantly. We will enhance the buzzword "next-generation". It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! We invariably whiteboard holistic TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! At spannerworks, we think we know how to repurpose seamlessly. The ability to monetize iteravely leads to the capability to transform efficiently. Think long-term. Think C2C2C, C2C2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! The cross-platform, C2C2B branding factor is synergistic. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be seamless? We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "killer". Think mega-60/24/7/365. We always unleash e-business architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If you monetize transparently, you may have to orchestrate mega-virally. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. spannerworks is the industry leader of user-centric e-commerce. We will innovate the term "open-source". We often whiteboard frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Without action-items, you will lack intuitive, holistic co-branded, e-business scalable, front-end, customized e-commerce compliance. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for handling new collaborative, one-to-one, intuitive implementation? Without development, you will lack Total Quality Management. spannerworks is the industry leader of out-of-the-box platforms. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you matrix magnetically, you may have to visualize macro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for monitoring emerging e-business solutions? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-C2B2B. We will step up our ability to cultivate without devaluing our aptitude to utilize. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think nano-scalable. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (one day) be able to e-enable courageously. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think front-end.