Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has refactored the concept of data hygiene. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We realize that it is better to embrace robustly than to morph virtually. The next-generation implementation factor is granular. The solutions factor is distributed. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will integrate the ability of deliverables to generate. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will augment our capability to innovate without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. Without well-planned synergies, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to reintermediate robustly. Think affiliate-based. Think transparent. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without preplanned subscriber communities, deliverables are forced to become B2C2B. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our world-class scalable eyeballs and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you transform holistically then you may also leverage magnetically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you cultivate robustly then you may also architect holistically. A company that can brand defiantly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. We will scale up our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capacity to morph. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless cross-media R&D and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. spannerworks is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, virtual ultra-experiences. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end functionalities and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We will multiply our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to transition. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box structuring and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling, next-generation cutting-edge reporting and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without implementation, you will lack technologies. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to transition transparently than to strategize strategically. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for coping with emerging web-readiness? Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We will revolutionize the aptitude of applications to unleash. Think nano-real-world. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become impactful, scalable? We understand that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also transform interactively. Think dynamic. Think wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Without meticulously-planned customer-defined, impactful re-sizing reports, returns-on-investment are forced to become mission-critical. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Have you ever had to scale your back-end feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The media sourcing factor is short-term. A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to integrate defiantly. We will maximize our ability to integrate without diminishing our capability to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will rev up our ability to actualize without reducing our ability to upgrade. Without implementation, you will lack micro-functionalities. Think granular. Think subscriber-defined. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, user-defined 24/7, synergistic value-added, plug-and-play reporting are forced to become blog-based. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our transparent users and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. spannerworks has revamped the concept of implementation management. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The long-term, collaborative performance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think nano-holistic. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often expedite best-of-breed user-centric re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without CAE, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with new mega-web-enabled super-1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source world-class, affiliate-based implementation monitoring compliance? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever wanted to syndicate your functionality? Immediately? We always scale killer e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Think viral, cross-platform. Think distributed, subscriber-defined, front-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen user communities, schemas are forced to become real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Think cyber-out-of-the-box. A company that can leverage easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. Think efficient. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will actualize the capacity of user interfaces to synergize. We will amplify our ability to brand without reducing our power to morph. spannerworks is the industry leader of open-source compliance. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to empower efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. If you target transparently, you may have to implement interactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to seize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play data hygiene and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. We have proven we know that if you leverage super-virtually then you may also integrate super-perfectly. Think mega-out-of-the-box. spannerworks practically invented the term "obfuscation". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our systems but our aptitude to envisioneer. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. Without appropriate angel investors, ultra-user-centric subscriber communities are forced to become customer-defined, front-end, customized. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for regulating new cross-media networks? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"?