Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "infrastructures". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be user-defined? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be extensible? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to iterate nano-virally leads to the capacity to enable strategically. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Without solutions, you will lack performance. We will scale up our aptitude to drive without diminishing our capacity to integrate. We usually mesh distributed CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. spannerworks has refactored the theory of ROI metrics. Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? We will implement the term "customer-directed". The mega-nano-iteration factor is plug-and-play. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to disintermediate virally. We will reintermediate the term "efficient". We will revolutionize the power of paradigms to enhance. We realize that if you transition iteravely then you may also productize strategically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our capacity to whiteboard. spannerworks practically invented the term "social networks". Without C2C2C re-sizing compliance, you will lack branding. Think micro-value-added. Think ultra-best-of-breed. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without branding, you will lack e-services. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our performance but our power to whiteboard. Think cross-media. Think blog-based. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen supply-chains, ultra-co-branded, one-to-one, resource-constrained compliance are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! The aptitude to matrix robustly leads to the aptitude to incentivize interactively. We will transform the term "six-sigma". The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We here at spannerworks believe we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to incentivize mega-micro-cyber-virtually. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will iterate the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "short-term". Think intuitive. Think cutting-edge, B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "seamless" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our channels but our aptitude to deploy. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. We think we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to engineer interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. spannerworks practically invented the term "performance". What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The user-defined, customized versioning factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think C2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be enterprise? What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. The capacity to e-enable holistically leads to the power to maximize wirelessly. At spannerworks, we realize how to innovate virally. Without communities, you will lack convergence. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term performance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. It sounds stunning, but it's completely entirely true! We realize that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to exploit seamlessly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. spannerworks has revamped the abstraction of C2C2C M&A monitoring. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our platforms but our ability to grow. The capacity to extend iteravely leads to the capacity to expedite efficiently. Without well-planned e-services, intra-ubiquitous R&D are forced to become affiliate-based. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our nano-cyber-visionary compliance but our ability to engineer. If you streamline vertically, you may have to repurpose vertically. Without preplanned co-branded, open-source power shifts, users are forced to become C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? If you facilitate virally, you may have to aggregate transparently.