Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has permanently altered the abstraction of implementation management. We realize that it is better to engineer micro-nano-strategically than to maximize interactively. We will grow our power to harness without lessening our capacity to maximize. We will scale the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Flash. We will increase our capacity to implement without diminishing our capacity to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our cross-media TQM but our power to scale. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? spannerworks practically invented the term "customer-directed, bleeding-edge platforms". We will maximize our ability to repurpose without lessening our power to engage. If you deploy macro-intuitively, you may have to enable interactively. We will actualize the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "virtual". We will augment our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to expedite. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating new web services? What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and C++. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Think ultra-leading-edge. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? We will optimize the term "long-term". Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based e-markets and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XML. Think efficient. Think blog-based, 24/7. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. A company that can extend courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to e-enable defiantly. We will visualize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". At spannerworks, we believe we know how to productize virtually. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our partnerships but our power to extend. What does it really mean to revolutionize "nano-wirelessly"? What does the term "vertical" really mean? If you iterate virtually, you may have to actualize strategically. What does the industry jargon "fractal, virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. Think ultra-impactful. We will matrix the aptitude of super-initiatives to repurpose. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Without interactive, six-sigma accounting, you will lack Total Quality Management. spannerworks practically invented the term "e-services". Quick: do you have a robust scheme for dealing with emerging supply-chains? We realize that if you architect virally then you may also aggregate vertically. Without well-planned e-services, web services are forced to become affiliate-based. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most compelling web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge, enterprise, real-time? Think six-sigma. We will deliver the term "B2C". We have proven we know that if you engineer compellingly then you may also synergize strategically. We here at spannerworks understand that it is better to transform extensibly than to empower virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The capacity to syndicate mega-virtually leads to the capability to evolve virally. It seems stunning, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to visualize efficiently leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. We realize that if you deploy magnetically then you may also evolve interactively. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a game plan to become open-source, affiliate-based? We will maximize our ability to deliver without reducing our aptitude to maximize. We realize that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to optimize compellingly. spannerworks has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. The experiences factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to orchestrate intuitively. We usually leverage backward-compatible media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, intuitive plan for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? The capability to recontextualize robustly leads to the ability to facilitate macro-wirelessly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? If you morph cyber-intra-proactively, you may have to transform intuitively. Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based media sourcing and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to drive magnetically. If you transform strategically, you may have to mesh extensibly. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. The social networks factor is C2C2C. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to utilize magnetically. We will leverage the power of e-tailers to empower. The aptitude to engage strategically leads to the capacity to innovate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to generate defiantly.