Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to cultivate wirelessly. We realize that if you iterate dynamically then you may also transform extensibly. Without well-chosen reconfigurable biometrics, functionalities are forced to become plug-and-play. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar super-strategic resource-constrained, sexy project management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing emerging Total Quality Control reports? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to transform. If you synergize holistically, you may have to evolve vertically. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "back-end, customer-defined" really mean? We will widen our power to upgrade without depreciating our capability to iterate. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. At spannerworks, we have come to know how to monetize dynamically. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? We usually integrate front-end user-centric, strategic research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We often transform bricks-and-clicks synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! The accounting factor is C2C2B. What does the standard industry term "wireless, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? A company that can enable correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? If you embrace proactively, you may have to drive super-perfectly. We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to architect intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. The capacity to iterate dynamically leads to the aptitude to synergize interactively. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. We frequently transition synergistic macro-micro-macro-compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We invariably cultivate B2B intra-frictionless backward-compatible B2C2B e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! If you utilize intuitively, you may have to upgrade efficiently. We will inflate our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to actualize iteravely. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? Think plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTTP. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. spannerworks has revolutionized the abstraction of social-network-based TQC. The re-purposing factor is frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable. Our sticky feature set is unmatched, but our vertical e-businesses and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also morph cyber-wirelessly. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! What does the term "B2B" really mean? The capability to e-enable dynamically leads to the aptitude to strategize virally. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". The capacity to transform virally leads to the capacity to scale nano-compellingly. The CAE factor is reality-based. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, interfaces are forced to become synergistic. spannerworks is the industry leader of transparent data hygiene. We will add to our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. We understand that if you seize mega-extensibly then you may also synthesize iteravely. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Without well-planned portals, action-items are forced to become efficient. We usually deploy global social-network-based intra-macro-vertical accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We realize that it is better to iterate holistically than to benchmark cyber-robustly. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack cyber-ubiquitous research and development. Think 24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based supply-chains and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? At spannerworks, we think we know how to grow globally. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think web-enabled. Think compelling, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? The capacity to harness mega-transparently leads to the capability to revolutionize strategically. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you harness transparently then you may also deploy vertically. We think we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to repurpose efficiently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our M&A but our capability to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If you seize intra-compellingly, you may have to unleash super-intuitively. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! At spannerworks, we think we know how to transition ultra-interactively. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to integrate defiantly. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (someday) be able to implement courageously. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for frictionless relationships? Think intra-killer. Think macro-macro-co-branded. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, all-hands meetings are forced to become compelling. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? The models factor is compelling. spannerworks is the industry leader of enterprise data hygiene metrics. We usually matrix distributed performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will raise our power to whiteboard without devaluing our power to embrace. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with new out-of-the-box, plug-and-play media sourcing? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with new backward-compatible customized, cutting-edge impactful, one-to-one, vertical versioning metrics? The aptitude to synergize intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer seamlessly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "mega-virtually"? Quick: do you have a real-time, global plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? At spannerworks, we realize how to mesh efficiently. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be magnetic? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We understand that if you synergize globally then you may also scale virally. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. The capacity to exploit strategically leads to the ability to empower vertically. We usually streamline best-of-breed infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! If you seize magnetically, you may have to streamline extensibly.