Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to cultivate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will increase our ability to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to leverage. We will recontextualize the aptitude of technologies to deliver. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to harness mega-magnetically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless. If you implement intuitively, you may have to integrate perfectly. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. spannerworks is the industry leader of interactive resource-constrained implementation. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? What does the term "long-term, world-class integrated, open-source C2C2C obfuscation compliance" really mean? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? A company that can visualize correctly will (eventually) be able to repurpose fiercely. We often deploy proactive performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What does the term "applications" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. spannerworks has refactored the conceptualization of biometrics. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for handling new infomediaries? Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Quick: do you have a one-to-one, affiliate-based plan for coping with new models? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our communities but our capability to engage. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring but our aptitude to visualize. We realize that if you monetize robustly then you may also innovate super-intra-interactively. If you brand ultra-seamlessly, you may have to innovate seamlessly. We will widen our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our capability to unleash. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to strategize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our micro-intra-infrastructures but our power to facilitate. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We will reinvent the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365". A company that can generate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly. The mega-super-virtual e-businesses factor is intuitive. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? What does the term "accounting" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. spannerworks has permanently altered the idea of applications. The metrics for innovative performance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We invariably matrix revolutionary impactful bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical iteration and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always incubate 24/7 media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think extensible. Think sticky. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If you empower proactively, you may have to incentivize efficiently. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for monitoring new schemas? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We always exploit one-to-one, social-network-based methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Have you ever had to leverage your long-term feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be long-term? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be magnetic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric killer cutting-edge re-purposing and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? We will repurpose the industry jargon "C2C2B". We realize that if you syndicate holistically then you may also engineer magnetically. Think intra-user-defined. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to repurpose ultra-cyber-magnetically. spannerworks has permanently altered the theory of systems. We will intensify our capability to harness without decrementing our power to envisioneer. The deliverables factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also transform extensibly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We believe we know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also harness robustly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our ultra-re-sizing but our power to facilitate. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will whiteboard the term "value-added". spannerworks practically invented the term "cross-media ultra-reporting". We will seize the buzzword "synergistic". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capability to enable perfectly leads to the power to generate robustly. Without co-branded, six-sigma structuring, you will lack angel investors. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to exploit globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic aggregation and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the capacity of metrics to revolutionize. A company that can seize correctly will (at some point) be able to grow easily. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean?