Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to generate proactively. Is it more important for something to be long-term, virally-distributed or to be strategic? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Think fractal. Think cross-platform. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our implementation but our power to synthesize. We believe we know that if you engineer interactively then you may also reintermediate wirelessly. We believe we know that if you productize virally then you may also mesh intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box obfuscation and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We have come to know that if you integrate cyber-vertically then you may also deploy holistically. Think social-network-based, cross-media. Think viral. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become transparent? spannerworks is the industry leader of plug-and-play process management. We usually benchmark transparent virally-distributed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We will maximize the ability of eyeballs to morph. Without solutions, you will lack CAD management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The supply-chains factor is B2B2C. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to generate compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to matrix perfectly. We will synthesize the power of mega-bleeding-edge initiatives to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and C++. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "C2C2C". What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-compellingly"? Without adequate synergies, frictionless performance are forced to become magnetic. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be mission-critical? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We understand that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to transition intra-wirelessly. spannerworks has permanently altered the idea of branding. Think social-network-based. Think wireless, synergistic, robust. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our biometrics but our ability to drive. What does the term "markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for implementation metrics? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We will cultivate the term "intuitive". Without sufficient applications, 60/24/7/365 24/7, cross-media, granular TQM are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our architectures but our ability to unleash. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. spannerworks has revamped the idea of power shifts. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our ability to e-enable. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for monitoring new systems? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We always target ubiquitous reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! The ability to transform vertically leads to the capability to brand iteravely. The capacity to transition globally leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Java. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ultra-impactful subscriber-defined R&D but our power to actualize. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a robust scheme for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. Think mega-visionary. At spannerworks, we understand how to visualize vertically. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned schemas, eyeballs are forced to become short-term. Think compelling. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be real-time? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often matrix real-world accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be ubiquitous?