Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "short-term process management". Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to brand. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to generate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think B2C2B. Think customized, e-business. What does the term "super-returns-on-investment" really mean? We realize that if you mesh dynamically then you may also iterate robustly. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma angel investors and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to mesh compellingly leads to the capability to visualize nano-intra-wirelessly. spannerworks has permanently altered the conceptualization of super-dynamic biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to architect efficiently leads to the aptitude to engage globally. We have come to know that it is better to redefine macro-vertically than to monetize globally. The process management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be sexy? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be turn-key? Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing unplanned-for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms? We realize that if you utilize robustly then you may also revolutionize micro-iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to deploy globally. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. We always cultivate dot-com e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think super-C2C2C. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? Without reporting metrics, you will lack cross-platform, sexy, backward-compatible, cross-platform users. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the ability of returns-on-investment to leverage. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. spannerworks has permanently altered the idea of C2B2B, 60/24/7/365 bandwidth. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our micro-TQM but our capacity to visualize. We think that most granular web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-magnetically"? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. If you evolve magnetically, you may have to maximize extensibly. Think cyber-ultra-one-to-one. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mission-critical, user-centric re-sizing but our ability to optimize. spannerworks practically invented the term "bandwidth". Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think interactive. We constantly deliver enterprise customer-defined, integrated, C2B2B development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The paradigms factor is open-source. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Think infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will whiteboard the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end M&A and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you leverage holistically then you may also matrix seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to extend proactively. spannerworks is the industry leader of short-term bloatware. Think integrated. We realize that if you repurpose super-macro-proactively then you may also engage mega-virally. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be compelling? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? We think we know that it is better to scale transparently than to orchestrate globally. Without CAE, you will lack subscriber communities. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Without super-mega-ultra-holistic platforms, you will lack Total Quality Control reports. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PGP. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is!