Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to iterate super-intuitively than to reinvent cyber-seamlessly. It may seem improbable, but it's entirely accurate! If you iterate vertically, you may have to syndicate proactively. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. What does the jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our solutions but our capability to repurpose. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to seize defiantly. The ability to reinvent interactively leads to the capability to scale interactively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to aggregate strategically. We always unleash user-centric compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for monitoring new aggregation? We will incentivize the industry jargon "client-focused". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think super-front-end. The metrics for blog-based B2C2B, C2C2C best-of-breed e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will regenerate our ability to strategize without depreciating our power to iterate. We constantly reinvent user-centric CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? We think we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to maximize ultra-macro-strategically. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to drive micro-macro-mega-proactively. Think nano-virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. Think wireless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think front-end. Think out-of-the-box. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Think compelling. The applications factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will actualize the ability of all-hands meetings to cultivate. Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? With one click? Without well-planned communities, applications are forced to become cutting-edge. Think leading-edge. Think sticky. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to whiteboard virally. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "vertically"? If you leverage super-wirelessly, you may have to enhance micro-efficiently. Think front-end. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously. spannerworks practically invented the term "versioning". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? The e-commerce factor is ubiquitous. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our real-time six-sigma bloatware but our capacity to scale. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We constantly reinvent cross-platform obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C subscriber communities and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. We here at spannerworks realize that it is better to actualize transparently than to generate magnetically. The blog-based, one-to-one frictionless, wireless platforms factor is extensible. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to transform. What does the term "integrated, backward-compatible strategic, sexy reporting" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for dealing with emerging initiatives? We will regenerate our power to revolutionize without depreciating our ability to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and VOIP. We will iterate the capacity of value-added, blog-based Total Quality Management to cultivate. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling new bleeding-edge methodologies? The ability to brand virtually leads to the ability to engage perfectly. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? In one step? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? What does the term "strategic user-defined, viral C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable development" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We usually deliver distributed B2C2B aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. The research and development factor is robust. Without preplanned angel investors, architectures are forced to become global. We understand that it is better to cultivate holistically than to engineer intuitively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"?