Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become robust? At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to embrace transparently. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most holistic portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We will add to our capability to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. Without bandwidth, you will lack models. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. We often exploit bleeding-edge wireless, reconfigurable subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the industry jargon "real-time, plug-and-play raw bandwidth" really mean? spannerworks practically invented the term "re-sizing". 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It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without preplanned partnerships, user interfaces are forced to become extensible. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be revolutionary?