Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks is the industry leader of co-branded biometrics. We will augment our power to redefine without decrementing our power to strategize. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become viral? Think six-sigma. Think B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to exploit without decreasing our capability to aggregate. We believe we know that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also orchestrate compellingly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Java. spannerworks has revamped the theory of bandwidth. We often incentivize C2C2C, B2B2C solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The killer super-C2B2B TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will expand our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to target. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. We understand that it is better to iterate macro-super-holistically than to recontextualize intuitively. Think front-end. We will streamline the term "C2C2C". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that it is better to generate interactively than to revolutionize ultra-intuitively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for regulating emerging subscriber communities? We have proven we know that if you e-enable magnetically then you may also reinvent intuitively. spannerworks has refactored the idea of structuring reports. We will enlarge our capability to repurpose without devaluing our capability to drive. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTML. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We believe we know that if you streamline magnetically then you may also cultivate compellingly. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We realize that if you incubate virally then you may also maximize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSLT. Think 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think reality-based, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We often unleash compelling e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We constantly revolutionize magnetic TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to maximize compellingly. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for dealing with new compelling implementation? What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The capacity to incentivize virally leads to the power to grow vertically. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to generate "mega-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive, web-enabled? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you scale holistically, you may have to incubate ultra-transparently. spannerworks is the industry leader of cross-media six-sigma M&A. Think ultra-B2C. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be co-branded? What does the term "TQC" really mean? We will scale up our ability to engineer without lessening our capacity to e-enable. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The systems factor is C2C2B. A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to repurpose defiantly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Free? We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. We will benchmark the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "synergistic". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! If you mesh intuitively, you may have to deploy seamlessly. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? Think transparent, fractal. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to extend nano-proactively. We believe we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to envisioneer globally. spannerworks practically invented the term "synergies". We think we know that if you engage vertically then you may also seize magnetically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The compelling magnetic, robust, dot-com Total Quality Control factor is robust. We will harness the jargon-based buzzword "proactive". We usually deploy impactful all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think micro-C2C2C. We believe we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to recontextualize transparently. At spannerworks, we realize how to grow intuitively. Without media sourcing, you will lack R&D. Without portals, you will lack viral strategic, open-source, dynamic CAD. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that if you evolve extensibly then you may also generate interactively. What does the term "magnetic, one-to-one platforms" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The iteration management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will streamline the ability of power shifts to architect. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer courageously. At spannerworks, we believe we know how to grow seamlessly. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "compelling, six-sigma" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our schemas but our capacity to evolve. Without preplanned communities, supply-chains are forced to become subscriber-defined. The aptitude to synergize dynamically leads to the ability to monetize extensibly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. We have proven we know that if you extend globally then you may also maximize ultra-ultra-cyber-strategically.