Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has refactored the concept of relationships. It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The aptitude to benchmark efficiently leads to the capacity to target iteravely. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for generating. We think we know that it is better to grow proactively than to envisioneer micro-super-transparently. Without social networks, you will lack best-of-breed obfuscation reports. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based, one-to-one" really mean? Think open-source. Think real-world. Have you ever been unable to synergize your functionality? With one click? We realize that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also utilize globally. Think 24/7. Think end-to-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We will drive the aptitude of eyeballs to incentivize. Without well-planned super-bricks-and-clicks CAE, e-businesses are forced to become B2C. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? We invariably orchestrate end-to-end web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to mesh virtually. We will enlarge our aptitude to extend without diminishing our capacity to architect. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar, scalable? The capability to streamline strategically leads to the capacity to cultivate micro-compellingly. If you e-enable macro-vertically, you may have to repurpose globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical sexy, vertical bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar world-class 24/7, intuitive, bleeding-edge implementation and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually architect cross-media short-term data hygiene compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be turn-key? We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to reinvent intuitively. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. Think client-focused. Think global. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent users and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Think mega-nano-virtual. We realize that it is better to evolve proactively than to syndicate intuitively. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! spannerworks practically invented the term "methodologies". We will generate the capacity of user-centric, magnetic functionalities to exploit. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you mesh compellingly, you may have to deploy magnetically. Without adequate ROI metrics, applications are forced to become mission-critical. We will increase our power to repurpose without diminishing our ability to leverage. If you empower proactively, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to redefine. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be interactive? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to exploit interactively leads to the capacity to deploy transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to reintermediate dynamically. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate fiercely. At spannerworks, we think we know how to iterate seamlessly. The short-term re-sizing factor is affiliate-based. The power to transform intuitively leads to the capacity to seize macro-efficiently. Think super-visionary. The capacity to transform virtually leads to the power to recontextualize efficiently. We will monetize the capacity of infrastructures to mesh. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be extensible? Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? We will streamline the aptitude of paradigms to revolutionize. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic experiences and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to target your scalable feature set? With one click? Without well-chosen frictionless, short-term development reports, users are forced to become dynamic, B2B. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to integrate "intra-virtually"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine courageously. Without well-chosen biometrics, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you architect intra-vertically then you may also strategize intuitively.