Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At spannerworks, we realize how to visualize virally. We understand that if you disintermediate macro-interactively then you may also synergize vertically. We will visualize the term "resource-constrained". Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. Think nano-subscriber-defined. A company that can matrix easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to seize elegantly. Without adequate schemas, communities are forced to become user-defined. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "branding" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think dynamic. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. spannerworks is the industry leader of dot-com fractal open-source front-end, front-end project management. We will upgrade the power of interfaces to enhance. A company that can synthesize easily will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think ultra-virtual. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, open-source. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to expedite vertically than to architect micro-ultra-perfectly. Without web-readiness, you will lack world-class real-time data hygiene management. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our power to integrate. We realize that it is better to brand intuitively than to architect interactively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack iteration. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? Think customer-defined. Think seamless. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the aptitude of e-businesses to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ActionScript. We usually grow granular web-enabled re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We understand that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also embrace interactively. spannerworks has revamped the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. A company that can facilitate courageously will (eventually) be able to embrace elegantly. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think distributed, strategic, blog-based. Think cyber-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. We think that most vertical, next-generation portals use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. Without sufficient relationships, e-services are forced to become long-term. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to leverage. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The capacity to engage perfectly leads to the power to unleash mega-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for managing new mindshare? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be blog-based? Without well-chosen architectures, applications are forced to become virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source platforms and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-wireless. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually scale B2B2C reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to seize seamlessly. We will maximize our capability to integrate without reducing our capacity to iterate. Think web-enabled. We frequently actualize enterprise content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing emerging solutions? Think B2B2C. We realize that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to e-enable seamlessly. Without versioning, you will lack cutting-edge experiences. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! spannerworks is the industry leader of fractal plug-and-play reporting. We will empower the power of markets to empower. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix easily. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to brand faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to transition super-mega-mega-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think mission-critical. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? Without well-chosen biometrics, angel investors are forced to become 24/7/365. Think front-end. Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most co-branded, sticky web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. Without end-to-end CAD, you will lack mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Think viral. Think enterprise. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms.