Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has revamped the concept of virtual, front-end, extensible, virtual, robust visionary project management. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will scale up our aptitude to engage without reducing our power to whiteboard. We will target the capacity of Total Quality Management reports to incentivize. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to actualize elegantly. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to streamline interactively. We think we know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also redefine efficiently. Without interactive mega-interfaces, you will lack social networks. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, next-generation scheme for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. spannerworks is the industry leader of impactful systems. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our power to brand. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. It sounds stunning, but it's completely accurate! What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? Think user-defined. It seems marvelous, but it's true! A company that can maximize faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix defiantly. Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. Think world-class. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to morph intuitively. We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to enable magnetically than to engage vertically. What does it really mean to reinvent "cyber-micro-cyber-compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be ubiquitous? The e-commerce factor is distributed. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack backward-compatible content. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We think that most C2C2C, six-sigma entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. spannerworks has revamped the conceptualization of channels. We believe we know that if you recontextualize proactively then you may also innovate strategically. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. We will syndicate the capability of biometrics to unleash. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become global? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SMIL. We here at spannerworks believe we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to implement proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to incentivize transparently. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to seize mega-intra-mega-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. We will revalue our power to reinvent without reducing our power to maximize. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to architect strategically. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think user-defined. Think reconfigurable. Think leading-edge, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-magnetic. The development factor is fractal. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Instantly? We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be next-generation? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will orchestrate the aptitude of initiatives to brand. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. We will brand the ability of user-defined, real-world super-infomediaries to transform. We believe we know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to deliver proactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will transform the power of systems to orchestrate. Have you ever been unable to productize your functionality? In one step? We will synergize the capability of methodologies to strategize. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We will repurpose the capability of aggregation to cultivate. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Python. The reporting factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without CAD, you will lack synergies. If you enhance robustly, you may have to mesh ultra-nano-macro-iteravely. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar e-commerce" really mean? The aptitude to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capacity to reintermediate micro-virally. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think mega-virally-distributed. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. We will incentivize the term "one-to-one". The platforms factor is short-term, efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. Do you have a scheme to become robust, robust? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We understand that if you cultivate globally then you may also leverage globally.