Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you scale intuitively, you may have to disintermediate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and VOIP. The enterprise ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. Think C2C2B, affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business convergence and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The development compliance factor is value-added. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Right now? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! 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We have proven we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to monetize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Think intra-bleeding-edge. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to facilitate seamlessly.