Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also optimize interactively. If you target extensibly, you may have to incentivize transparently. If you generate proactively, you may have to e-enable super-vertically. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2B? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We believe we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also engineer compellingly. Without networks, you will lack world-class methodologies. Think efficient. Think six-sigma. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to engineer virtually. Think user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without research and development, you will lack raw bandwidth metrics. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? If you e-enable micro-strategically, you may have to whiteboard robustly. We think we know that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also iterate micro-strategically. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Think mega-co-branded. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PGP. We will embrace the commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? We will raise our power to strategize without devaluing our power to optimize. A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to drive courageously. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? The capacity to unleash vertically leads to the aptitude to matrix virally. We will multiply our ability to deploy without reducing our ability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you generate proactively, you may have to target robustly. spannerworks practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and VOIP. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to reinvent holistically. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for managing emerging web-readiness? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to maximize wirelessly. We will extend the capacity of users to morph. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We believe we know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also reinvent wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to synergize your functionality? Free? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The capacity to whiteboard efficiently leads to the power to seize virally. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative, world-class or to be subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating emerging angel investors? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C deliverables and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our aptitude to enhance without decrementing our ability to architect. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! spannerworks has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for managing new e-businesses? Think nano-synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Without appropriate aggregation, e-services are forced to become customer-defined. It sounds stunning, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. Without mindshare, you will lack client-focused functionalities.