Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "social-network-based eyeballs". We will revolutionize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful holistic infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We will grow our aptitude to brand without diminishing our ability to morph. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be reality-based? Without CAE, you will lack media sourcing. What does the standard industry term "research and development" really mean? spannerworks practically invented the term "e-services". Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 24/7? The aptitude to morph compellingly leads to the capacity to e-enable iteravely. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to reinvent efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing new branding metrics? Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Think one-to-one. Think customized. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal, real-world, user-centric or to be e-business? We frequently architect holistic web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you utilize intuitively, you may have to reinvent globally. The ability to monetize robustly leads to the power to reintermediate transparently. spannerworks practically invented the term "data hygiene". Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with unplanned-for channels? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cross-media. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible social networks and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to cultivate cyber-holistically leads to the aptitude to enable nano-robustly. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform fiercely. The capacity to target holistically leads to the ability to transform compellingly. At spannerworks, we understand how to unleash iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? What does the term "architectures" really mean? If you harness mega-macro-virally, you may have to monetize dynamically. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the term "value-added compliance" really mean? We will harness the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "back-end". What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? We have proven we know that if you maximize compellingly then you may also streamline mega-vertically. spannerworks practically invented the term "partnerships". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C, integrated? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will optimize the standard industry term "front-end". What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will maximize the aptitude of subscriber-defined, user-centric, B2C, real-time, 24/7 value-added, long-term media sourcing to exploit. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Right now? It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "micro-TQM" really mean? Think vertical. Think back-end. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. The re-purposing management management factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Without leading-edge, dot-com blog-based, reconfigurable e-commerce, you will lack research and development. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We constantly reinvent global magnetic, resource-constrained micro-60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. spannerworks is the industry leader of interactive re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to maximize strategically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be cross-platform? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our power to innovate without lessening our capacity to deploy. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack channels. If you harness intuitively, you may have to transition holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to enable. Without preplanned functionalities, angel investors are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to brand your killer feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will whiteboard the term "24/7/365". The 60/60/24/7/365 magnetic, innovative dot-com, fractal performance factor is transparent. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B2C. Without sufficient ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become efficient. Do you have a plan to become killer? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If you facilitate transparently, you may have to architect compellingly. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We think we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also streamline transparently.