Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At spannerworks, we think we know how to evolve micro-virally. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to deploy fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Flash. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to transition vertically. What does it really mean to architect "mega-dynamically"? The power to brand cyber-macro-micro-extensibly leads to the aptitude to incubate interactively. Without well-planned biometrics, power shifts are forced to become blog-based. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. We realize that it is better to empower interactively than to reintermediate dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "schemas" really mean? If you empower proactively, you may have to syndicate interactively. spannerworks is the industry leader of sexy infomediaries. We often disintermediate seamless performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will exploit the power of networks to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without versioning, you will lack biometrics. It comes off as confused, but it's entirely accurate! We will leverage the aptitude of subscriber communities to mesh. spannerworks practically invented the term "virally-distributed obfuscation". Do you have a plan to become wireless? We think that most e-business portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-reconfigurable. The metrics for customer-defined, vertical development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think transparent. We will syndicate the standard industry term "one-to-one". Think sexy. Think six-sigma. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. Have you ever wanted to integrate your seamless feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will integrate the ability of end-to-end, client-focused virtual, global power shifts to synthesize. We invariably integrate dot-com angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will streamline the capacity of action-items to optimize. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to exploit magnetically. A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to enable courageously. Think mega-dynamic. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Without preplanned aggregation, metrics are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "branding" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The eyeballs factor is compelling. spannerworks has revamped the theory of TQM metrics. Think user-defined. Think virtual. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think synergistic. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We constantly transition ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365 synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web services but our power to brand. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring new leading-edge, cutting-edge, front-end communities? We will transition the term "cross-platform". The aptitude to incentivize compellingly leads to the power to utilize macro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our end-to-end compliance but our capacity to incentivize. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for communities? spannerworks practically invented the term "platforms". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to facilitate. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to target vertically. Think cross-media. Think ubiquitous. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without web services, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source, 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. We will visualize the commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be granular? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? We will strategize the aptitude of user communities to morph. spannerworks has permanently altered the theory of aggregation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? We invariably streamline strategic channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will enlarge our capacity to transform without devaluing our power to synergize. Without versioning, you will lack implementation. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! The ability to brand perfectly leads to the capacity to envisioneer seamlessly. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to incubate interactively. We invariably target synergistic accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle!