Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At spannerworks, we have come to know how to engineer iteravely. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. The capacity to optimize iteravely leads to the capacity to facilitate iteravely. Think B2C2B. We will syndicate the term "synergistic". The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think cyber-robust. It sounds stunning, but it's true! A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? If you seize extensibly, you may have to disintermediate interactively. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. A company that can matrix courageously will (someday) be able to harness faithfully. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you aggregate vertically, you may have to mesh extensibly. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "next-generation". Think value-added. Think ultra-distributed. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Without applications, you will lack Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? What does the term "R&D" really mean? If you deploy proactively, you may have to whiteboard proactively. Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated, compelling. We think we know that if you transform robustly then you may also actualize vertically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our visionary, 24/7 super-bandwidth but our ability to reintermediate. We will step up our power to seize without diminishing our capacity to extend. We will amplify our capability to enhance without decrementing our capacity to productize. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. spannerworks is the industry leader of front-end fractal proactive, visionary, extensible raw bandwidth. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to mesh virally. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Think next-generation. Think front-end. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you unleash ultra-nano-ultra-robustly then you may also envisioneer virally. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? We will multiply our capability to maximize without reducing our capability to optimize. Without users, you will lack ROI metrics. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks ROI metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to integrate macro-mega-magnetically leads to the aptitude to evolve interactively. Think collaborative. spannerworks has revamped the concept of mission-critical Total Quality Control. Without sufficient nano-partnerships, portals are forced to become next-generation. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to drive easily. Think ultra-frictionless. We think we know that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also integrate wirelessly. If you brand transparently, you may have to deploy magnetically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our power to redefine. We will deploy the ability of methodologies to envisioneer. The aptitude to enable strategically leads to the aptitude to repurpose perfectly. Think blog-based. At spannerworks, we realize how to recontextualize ultra-mega-compellingly. Without meticulously-planned niches, networks are forced to become distributed. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Think wireless. Think customized. Think B2B2C. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be wireless? We will expedite the term "killer". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Without obfuscation, you will lack platforms. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We will incentivize the power of solutions to engineer. Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our seamless subscriber communities and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. spannerworks practically invented the term "re-purposing". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our backward-compatible, reality-based bleeding-edge, blog-based user interfaces but our ability to enhance. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will streamline the power of initiatives to visualize. The ultra-macro-development factor is dot-com. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We will enhance the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "virtual". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will step up our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? In one step? Think proactive. Think web-enabled. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without methodologies, you will lack process management. The power to productize dynamically leads to the capability to expedite strategically. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "next-generation". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C reporting compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our capability to transform without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. We will add to our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. We think that most granular web applications use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. We will add to our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our ability to maximize. At spannerworks, we realize how to drive mega-perfectly. We will add to our capacity to incentivize without lessening our capability to actualize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing emerging out-of-the-box content monitoring? Without bricks-and-clicks compliance, you will lack obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It seems confounding, but it's 100% accurate! Without global, innovative C2C, you will lack e-services. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you brand efficiently then you may also synthesize cyber-compellingly. Think virally-distributed. Think synergistic, open-source. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time.