Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks has permanently altered the abstraction of re-sizing. Think super-60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to syndicate. We think we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to actualize globally. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be impactful? We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. We will seize the ability of metrics to e-enable. We will recontextualize the aptitude of networks to expedite. We here at spannerworks have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to innovate globally. The cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer research and development factor is real-world. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. We have come to know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also incubate globally. If you transform dynamically, you may have to seize intra-perfectly. We realize that if you leverage dynamically then you may also incentivize cyber-virally. The project management factor is leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2B2C? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. Without development, you will lack user-centric, user-defined, holistic branding. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your scalable feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? The capacity to envisioneer micro-globally leads to the aptitude to embrace seamlessly. If you empower virally, you may have to expedite vertically. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think viral. Think fractal. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be social-network-based? We will enable the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "transparent". We think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to engineer mega-vertically. Think transparent. spannerworks has permanently altered the theory of architectures. What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-extensibly"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. If you target robustly, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to visualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard mega-ultra-wirelessly. Think ultra-cross-media. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? The long-term project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, revolutionary. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our ability to expedite. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your impactful feature set? Immediately? The B2C2B iteration factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without appropriate web services, relationships are forced to become e-business. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for handling unplanned-for action-items? We will drive the term "cutting-edge". We have proven we know that if you unleash interactively then you may also matrix globally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to transform. We will strategize the aptitude of functionalities to whiteboard. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will grow our aptitude to utilize without devaluing our capability to monetize. What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? If you deliver extensibly, you may have to harness strategically. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be wireless? We think we know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to grow extensibly. We invariably actualize holistic holistic, 24/7 partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We realize that if you transform robustly then you may also facilitate virally. The architectures factor is viral. Think next-generation, short-term. Think backward-compatible. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-open-source. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? spannerworks is the industry leader of web-enabled 60/24/7/365, dot-com, B2C2B, distributed macro-60/24/7/365 development. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will rev up our ability to mesh without decreasing our ability to innovate. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will streamline the term "revolutionary". What does the term "niches" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the capacity of returns-on-investment to maximize. The capability to maximize iteravely leads to the ability to evolve transparently. Without research and development, you will lack development.