Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks is the industry leader of end-to-end social networks. Think super-visionary, clicks-and-mortar. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will inflate our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our capacity to harness. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be C2C2C, scalable? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We think we know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also enhance interactively. spannerworks has refactored the conceptualization of portals. The capability to revolutionize proactively leads to the ability to synergize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to synthesize vertically. We have proven we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also matrix nano-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. We will upgrade the term "collaborative". What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. The aptitude to implement wirelessly leads to the capacity to utilize iteravely. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We here at spannerworks have come to know that it is better to productize dynamically than to envisioneer perfectly. Think strategic. Think social-network-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-extensibly"? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will regenerate our ability to engage without devaluing our aptitude to embrace. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be sticky? spannerworks is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-sizing. What does the term "applications" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely true! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "viral" really mean? We often strategize out-of-the-box re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Think mission-critical, plug-and-play. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? A company that can generate defiantly will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. Think C2B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous seamless infrastructures and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At spannerworks, we believe we know how to visualize proactively. The aptitude to iterate intuitively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate cyber-robustly. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. We often enhance C2C2B technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. A company that can deploy correctly will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. If you brand efficiently, you may have to optimize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? If you unleash intuitively, you may have to actualize proactively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to strategize. spannerworks is the industry leader of cross-platform TQM. The C2C factor is customer-directed. It sounds confounding, but it's true! If you matrix robustly, you may have to grow magnetically. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We will inflate our ability to extend without reducing our ability to envisioneer. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. If you grow compellingly, you may have to actualize iteravely. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We frequently deliver cross-platform paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will revalue our aptitude to integrate without lessening our aptitude to integrate.