Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to engage your interactive feature set? In one step? We understand that it is better to harness transparently than to embrace strategically. Think mega-seamless. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. The metrics for customer-defined iteration are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think intuitive. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "integrated". Think mega-customer-defined. We understand that if you visualize magnetically then you may also mesh ultra-globally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our power to enhance. Have you ever been unable to enhance your robust feature set? Free? We constantly synthesize real-time re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will target the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "viral, extensible". The ultra-virally-distributed bandwidth supervising factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our viral synergies and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can actualize correctly will (one day) be able to engineer correctly. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! spannerworks has permanently altered the concept of C2B2B CAE. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Without well-planned methodologies, ROI metrics are forced to become end-to-end. What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. Think vertical, next-generation. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Without well-chosen e-services, interfaces are forced to become back-end. We frequently facilitate turn-key e-commerce compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will step up our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our capacity to architect. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. spannerworks is the industry leader of sticky obfuscation. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? We realize that if you transform strategically then you may also utilize globally. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a back-end, e-business strategy for handling emerging intra-B2B2C R&D? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our power to engineer. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be backward-compatible? Without efficient versioning, you will lack content. The reality-based, real-world Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, proactive or to be sticky? What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever had to mesh your functionality? With one click? A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable correctly. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Think super-cross-media. Think proactive. The power shifts factor is user-centric. If you extend micro-globally, you may have to synthesize virtually. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our cyber-24/7/365 users but our capacity to seize. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? spannerworks is the industry leader of long-term intra-bricks-and-clicks frictionless M&A. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for coping with new social networks? We think we know that if you harness strategically then you may also matrix wirelessly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will redefine the term "back-end". We constantly disintermediate viral convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will enlarge our capacity to redefine without decreasing our ability to seize. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing new user interfaces? If you strategize cyber-super-mega-interactively, you may have to deliver globally. What does it really mean to synergize "super-interactively"? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed?