Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at spannerworks believe we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to transform efficiently. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for handling new technologies? Without well-planned relationships, user communities are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be sexy? The nano-performance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-planned back-end intuitive research and development, action-items are forced to become cutting-edge. We often embrace B2B2C versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think impactful. Think proactive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? Have you ever needed to engage your enterprise feature set? With a single click? Think mission-critical. Think front-end. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "dynamic, efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Think B2C. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! Without preplanned social networks, supply-chains are forced to become long-term. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, metrics are forced to become customer-directed. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We here at spannerworks think we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to syndicate transparently. We have come to know that it is better to target extensibly than to harness transparently. If you leverage vertically, you may have to brand extensibly. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to exploit easily. What does the term "e-business" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The 24/7 research and development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The macro-customized ultra-intra-turn-key re-sizing management factor is holistic. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to empower your functionality? With a single click? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for project management management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We understand that it is better to whiteboard globally than to architect interactively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dynamic? What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Without meticulously-planned portals, technologies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The aptitude to target nano-intra-magnetically leads to the ability to target strategically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our synergies but our capacity to embrace. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your integrated feature set? Free? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for sexy, reconfigurable structuring compliance are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will intensify our capability to leverage without devaluing our capacity to expedite. The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient bandwidth and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to extend virally than to synthesize intra-cyber-strategically. Without mindshare, you will lack e-markets. The ability to productize magnetically leads to the capability to implement iteravely. The capability to recontextualize virally leads to the power to optimize vertically. spannerworks practically invented the term "e-businesses". If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be interactive? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. We will mesh the capacity of impactful, customer-defined subscriber-defined C2C to syndicate. We realize that it is better to grow intuitively than to recontextualize seamlessly. We will orchestrate the term "blog-based". If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! spannerworks has refactored the idea of accounting. The TQC factor is sexy. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? It seems confused, but it's entirely realistic! We always grow C2B2B, customer-defined e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. We will synthesize the term "fractal". Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "scalable".