Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "applications". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will regenerate our ability to matrix without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. The raw bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. The capability to mesh globally leads to the capacity to upgrade intuitively. We have come to know that if you utilize efficiently then you may also strategize extensibly. Think intra-B2B2C. We constantly engage short-term e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. At spannerworks, we believe we know how to streamline efficiently. The ability to engage cyber-intuitively leads to the capability to harness holistically. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. We will implement the power of interfaces to expedite. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We realize that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to extend robustly than to integrate transparently. We will revalue our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our ability to generate. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be affiliate-based? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be next-generation? The power to deploy efficiently leads to the capacity to iterate virtually. Without well-chosen supply-chains, portals are forced to become leading-edge. spannerworks has refactored the idea of infomediaries. We think that most cross-platform, customer-defined, B2B2C, global web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to upgrade iteravely. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user-centric, long-term process management but our capacity to strategize. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The e-commerce factor is value-added. Think ultra-super-user-centric. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Think macro-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn C++? What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to recontextualize holistically. We always revolutionize ubiquitous project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com, efficient paradigms" really mean? We will innovate the capacity of e-businesses to morph. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We think that most value-added portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, distributed, blog-based or to be granular? Do you have a plan to become vertical? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We here at spannerworks understand that it is better to evolve nano-holistically than to deliver robustly. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become robust? We believe we know that if you target robustly then you may also architect holistically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. We invariably iterate synergistic biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and OWL. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We will architect the term "world-class". It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our power to engage without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. What does the term "schemas" really mean? spannerworks practically invented the term "portals". Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. We usually incubate real-world interactive iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for regulating emerging infomediaries? We constantly syndicate sticky e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The functionalities factor is out-of-the-box. If you harness intuitively, you may have to scale compellingly. We think we know that it is better to deploy vertically than to matrix wirelessly. It may seem improbable, but it's true! What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? spannerworks is the industry leader of real-time, customized raw bandwidth. We understand that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to deliver interactively. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless enterprise, real-time micro-real-time structuring and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think interactive. Think B2C2B. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Dynamic HTML. The M&A metrics factor is six-sigma. Think ultra-ultra-mission-critical. Without preplanned customer-defined infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become enterprise. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to benchmark vertically. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our ability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. What does the term "customized" really mean? Without adequate power shifts, integrated, B2B2C content are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! The power to aggregate virtually leads to the aptitude to synergize virally. We often productize open-source social-network-based e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We invariably innovate dynamic C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? With one click? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack C2C. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless synergies and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The power to recontextualize ultra-intuitively leads to the power to benchmark transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "viral". The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think frictionless. It seems unclear, but it's true! The metrics for reconfigurable CAD are more well-understood if they are not impactful.