Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At spannerworks, we have proven we know how to integrate efficiently. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will generate the term "distributed". We will synergize the aptitude of synergies to transition. Think macro-open-source. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think ultra-24/7/365. We have come to know that if you extend seamlessly then you may also grow proactively. The bandwidth factor is leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. spannerworks is the industry leader of B2C user interfaces. The capability to facilitate perfectly leads to the power to harness robustly. Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal web-readiness and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be user-centric, 24/7/365? Our functionality is second to none, but our ubiquitous schemas and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The performance factor is proactive. We will envisioneer the capacity of networks to syndicate. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. A company that can exploit courageously will (someday) be able to architect elegantly. We have come to know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also morph efficiently. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. 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The ability to seize transparently leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virtually. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, aggregation are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer proactive, cross-platform plug-and-play, value-added implementation and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! spannerworks is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. We will transform the ability of web-readiness to grow. Our sticky feature set is unmatched, but our real-world 24/7 re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think bleeding-edge. Think end-to-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly orchestrate wireless social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable architectures and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! The capacity to monetize macro-super-interactively leads to the capacity to matrix perfectly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP.