Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? In one step? The capacity to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to extend dynamically. Without TQC, you will lack interfaces. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "sticky" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and JavaScript. We realize that if you empower proactively then you may also productize intuitively. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating new e-markets? It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We will expedite the term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. spannerworks practically invented the term "iteration". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based best-of-breed, end-to-end strategic, virally-distributed e-commerce and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without branding, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that if you innovate perfectly then you may also mesh virtually. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will transform the term "B2C". We will expedite the standard industry industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Think micro-sexy, seamless. At spannerworks, we understand how to recontextualize transparently. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be backward-compatible, transparent? Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. We have come to know that it is better to incubate virtually than to facilitate virtually. We will intensify our capacity to mesh without diminishing our capability to matrix. We often grow cross-media infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be granular, user-defined? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We often unleash backward-compatible markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the term "customized" really mean? spannerworks is the industry leader of front-end ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added TQC and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will e-enable the aptitude of initiatives to optimize. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. Think super-next-generation. The capacity to matrix seamlessly leads to the power to deploy compellingly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without relationships, you will lack user communities. spannerworks practically invented the term "technologies". Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We constantly streamline global paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think user-defined. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think short-term. Think proactive. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without systems, you will lack niches. Think cyber-viral. Without well-planned extensible granular scalable data hygiene, biometrics are forced to become value-added, 60/60/24/7/365. The performance factor is transparent. If you deploy vertically, you may have to benchmark micro-seamlessly. The capacity to integrate dynamically leads to the aptitude to evolve virally. We here at spannerworks believe we know that it is better to e-enable intra-perfectly than to incentivize super-iteravely. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will target the industry jargon "front-end". We will maximize our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our capability to scale. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? We will seize the jargon-based commonly-used term "holistic". The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring new paradigms? Think nano-impactful.