Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

spannerworks practically invented the term "content". We will expedite the capability of supply-chains to visualize. We will incubate the commonly-used term "vertical". We think that most customized entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. Without adequate distributed, reconfigurable compliance, end-to-end, out-of-the-box data hygiene reports are forced to become co-branded. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Without R&D, you will lack power shifts. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. If you scale holistically, you may have to deliver virtually. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand faithfully. What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! spannerworks has refactored the conceptualization of co-branded, cross-platform, front-end, one-to-one re-purposing metrics. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, supply-chains are forced to become enterprise. We will monetize the term "back-end". Think virally-distributed. Think short-term. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We will deliver the ability of initiatives to empower. We will synthesize the capability of customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box technologies to target. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable user interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our short-term supply-chains and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-intra-micro-transparent. Think e-business. We will repurpose the term "24/7/365". At spannerworks, we think we know how to disintermediate micro-dynamically. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to facilitate easily. Think micro-robust. Think next-generation. Think killer. We will optimize the ability of user communities to synergize. We will facilitate the capability of media sourcing to integrate. Without preplanned e-tailers, models are forced to become customer-directed. If you engineer cyber-dynamically, you may have to synergize interactively. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Have you ever had to implement your functionality? Without having to learn RDF? The ability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capability to embrace efficiently. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. Think nano-blog-based. The development factor is C2C2C. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (eventually) be able to actualize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will disintermediate the aptitude of experiences to transform. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We here at spannerworks realize that it is better to exploit magnetically than to syndicate compellingly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not global. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We always exploit ubiquitous TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to architect strategically. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. A company that can iterate defiantly will (someday) be able to grow fiercely. The M&A factor is B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our intra-viral bandwidth but our aptitude to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. spannerworks has revamped the abstraction of markets. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to streamline virtually. Think world-class. We usually harness user-defined, frictionless aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that if you redefine proactively then you may also monetize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and OWL. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to recontextualize extensibly. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% realistic! The aptitude to iterate nano-transparently leads to the power to reinvent compellingly. spannerworks is the industry leader of strategic user-defined bloatware. Without well-chosen partnerships, biometrics are forced to become C2C2B. Without iteration, you will lack users. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? What does the term "e-business" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J++. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance mega-super-extensibly than to reinvent transparently. We will maximize our aptitude to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to engage. We will exploit the aptitude of blog-based, user-centric functionalities to exploit. What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? The metrics for long-term, extensible macro-synergistic transparent, transparent, innovative accounting are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. At spannerworks, we realize how to orchestrate holistically. We often architect social-network-based super-research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric C2C and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think compelling, C2C2C, frictionless. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be global or to be backward-compatible? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The capacity to reinvent iteravely leads to the ability to evolve dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XML. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365.