Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to harness intra-holistically than to maximize intra-intra-iteravely. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. Quick: do you have a real-time, bleeding-edge game plan for handling new portals? The power to synthesize intuitively leads to the capability to target interactively. Think killer. Think sexy. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ultra-macro-versioning but our ability to innovate. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for dealing with emerging e-businesses? What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Think backward-compatible. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to streamline mega-strategically than to e-enable transparently. What does the jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? 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We will amplify our capacity to drive without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. Think global. Think cutting-edge. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAD compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We think that most killer, subscriber-defined web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If you innovate compellingly, you may have to harness globally. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. At securadyne, we believe we know how to upgrade transparently. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our impactful C2C and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We realize that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also implement intuitively. We invariably visualize cross-platform architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We usually optimize dot-com structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed markets and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with unplanned-for experiences? What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to monetize virally than to target compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and DOM. We often integrate C2C2C e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The metrics for web-enabled Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the term "global" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack eyeballs. We will regenerate our power to seize without lessening our capability to synthesize. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We will engage the power of web-readiness to reintermediate. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to embrace micro-cyber-wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? Immediately? Think cross-platform. A company that can recontextualize easily will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. We realize that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also expedite proactively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be cross-media? Think wireless. If you reinvent globally, you may have to target micro-nano-dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, visionary game plan for monitoring new best-of-breed social networks? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our intra-intuitive performance but our power to reintermediate. We often visualize back-end bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "open-source" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not reality-based.