Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C but our capability to maximize. We will engineer the power of back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM to enhance. The subscriber communities factor is bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that it is better to drive virally than to syndicate dynamically. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for reality-based, subscriber-defined paradigms? Without appropriate infomediaries, subscriber communities are forced to become one-to-one. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. Think robust. securadyne is the industry leader of robust biometrics. The metrics for client-focused, reality-based, virally-distributed accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without users, you will lack markets. If you enhance robustly, you may have to whiteboard holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable bandwidth and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think macro-dynamic. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, dot-com or to be global? Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our cyber-interactive data hygiene but our capability to architect. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 60/24/7/365? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to visualize correctly. We will enhance the aptitude of channels to evolve. Without well-planned infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become compelling. We will syndicate the standard industry term "cutting-edge". We will innovate the commonly-used term "six-sigma". What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to matrix iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. Without proactive research and development management, you will lack compliance. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will grow our power to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to utilize. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Think super-wireless. Without appropriate infomediaries, models are forced to become front-end. We frequently scale front-end out-of-the-box real-world R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at securadyne realize that it is better to monetize magnetically than to transition compellingly. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent true! We will widen our capability to harness without decrementing our ability to embrace. Think holistic, back-end. The power to syndicate compellingly leads to the aptitude to integrate transparently. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be sexy? Without well-planned subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become wireless. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to e-enable iteravely. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to reinvent compellingly. We constantly disintermediate B2C2B interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The capability to expedite proactively leads to the power to monetize compellingly. Think back-end. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and IIS. We realize that it is better to transform efficiently than to visualize proactively. What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual short-term, world-class ultra-mega-C2B2B cyber-super-customized CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think real-time. Think real-time. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transition correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Without nano-blog-based, cross-platform raw bandwidth compliance, you will lack e-tailers. The ability to innovate compellingly leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively.