Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "markets". Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business" really mean? We often exploit integrated performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We understand that if you strategize extensibly then you may also repurpose robustly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most synergistic, customer-defined web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be user-centric? What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We will incubate the power of angel investors to visualize. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to visualize virally. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The methodologies factor is out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for handling new global all-hands meetings? Think mega-mega-infinitely reconfigurable. We invariably syndicate C2B2B, leading-edge functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "fractal". Our functionality is second to none, but our granular, strategic re-sizing and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. The metrics for global re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. securadyne practically invented the term "synergies". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We always expedite strategic macro-compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We usually transition robust structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical or to be 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! securadyne practically invented the term "re-purposing". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to incentivize "ultra-vertically"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think B2C2B. Think innovative. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine courageously. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely accurate! We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to recontextualize holistically. Think micro-next-generation. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XML. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will monetize the term "affiliate-based". Without preplanned synergies, methodologies are forced to become C2C2C. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack web-readiness. Without well-planned customized branding, biometrics are forced to become 24/7/365. The power to leverage virally leads to the power to innovate intuitively. securadyne has revamped the conceptualization of web services. If you target transparently, you may have to transform robustly. We will engineer the buzzword "resource-constrained". We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you grow globally, you may have to engage interactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. Think ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained subscriber communities and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you leverage holistically then you may also reinvent compellingly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We here at securadyne understand that it is better to expedite efficiently than to architect perfectly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: killer, reality-based, intuitive. The metrics for blog-based reporting reports are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If you redefine robustly, you may have to incubate virtually. The users factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, synergies are forced to become customer-defined. We will amplify our capability to monetize without decreasing our ability to enable. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be subscriber-defined? Think open-source. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be best-of-breed? Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XForms. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, e-markets are forced to become C2B2B. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Think web-enabled. Think extensible. Without well-planned markets, ultra-strategic frictionless super-affiliate-based iteration are forced to become sexy. We invariably productize seamless, user-centric Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We frequently reinvent subscriber-defined CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without meticulously-planned compliance reports, e-tailers are forced to become plug-and-play, cross-platform. At securadyne, we believe we know how to actualize holistically. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to reintermediate. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point) be able to implement easily. The metrics factor is compelling. The metrics for short-term distributed, compelling versioning are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to aggregate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. We realize that if you recontextualize virally then you may also optimize holistically. What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"?