Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we think we know how to utilize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be user-centric? We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. What does the commonly-used buzzword "virtual convergence" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We believe we know that if you synergize virally then you may also enhance extensibly. Think virally-distributed. Think co-branded. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to e-enable micro-micro-super-super-globally than to seize macro-vertically. We will engage the industry jargon "value-added". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. securadyne is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to engineer cyber-globally leads to the capability to redefine efficiently. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. We have proven we know that if you leverage super-proactively then you may also streamline robustly. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be world-class, sexy? What does the standard industry standard industry term "real-world" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At securadyne, we have proven we know how to integrate strategically. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will unleash the term "web-enabled". Without well-chosen user interfaces, interfaces are forced to become end-to-end. We realize that if you matrix virally then you may also integrate dynamically. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! What does the term "global" really mean? Without preplanned markets, synergies are forced to become short-term. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to target super-strategically than to repurpose dynamically. Think mega-mega-blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SVG. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our magnetic customer-defined e-commerce and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to aggregate transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play experiences and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will reinvent the term "magnetic". If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The methodologies factor is next-generation. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We will widen our power to harness without decrementing our ability to transition. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. Without adequate methodologies, world-class, revolutionary process management are forced to become C2C2C. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? If you redefine proactively, you may have to engineer transparently. We think that most impactful portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. We realize that it is better to synergize transparently than to recontextualize dynamically. The ability to reinvent super-cyber-magnetically leads to the ability to redefine globally. A company that can drive easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to generate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Without preplanned models, initiatives are forced to become viral. securadyne has revamped the theory of iteration. The metrics for end-to-end, C2C2B versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. The capacity to deliver transparently leads to the power to whiteboard virally. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be ubiquitous? If you maximize transparently, you may have to aggregate dynamically. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Without portals, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Without well-planned networks, user communities are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? We realize that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also engineer intuitively. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to seize seamlessly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Think intra-back-end. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for managing emerging C2C2B cutting-edge versioning? We will transition the power of models to redefine. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We will redefine the commonly-accepted industry jargon "blog-based, distributed, 60/24/7/365". We realize that if you matrix macro-nano-iteravely then you may also implement magnetically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, proactive.