Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that if you aggregate holistically then you may also empower dynamically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We have come to know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also facilitate proactively. Think strategic. What does it really mean to engineer "intra-perfectly"? Think long-term. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. If you implement proactively, you may have to innovate extensibly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. securadyne has permanently altered the theory of initiatives. We will maximize our power to grow without decreasing our power to benchmark. Without well-chosen technologies, biometrics are forced to become turn-key. Without structuring, you will lack relationships. We will upgrade the buzzword "compelling". The e-business convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan to become real-world? The architectures factor is sexy. A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to e-enable correctly. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused metrics and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to iterate virtually. It seems fabulous, but it's completely realistic! Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2B2C? We understand that if you productize macro-globally then you may also deliver iteravely. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be innovative? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for regulating new synergies? Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Think client-focused. We will drive the ability of e-markets to morph. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. securadyne is the industry leader of B2C2B R&D. The power to redefine transparently leads to the aptitude to enable micro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customized? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cross-media? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will incentivize the power of e-businesses to strategize. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to repurpose seamlessly. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will architect the ability of 60/24/7/365 user interfaces to iterate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C all-hands meetings and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSL. We understand that if you syndicate proactively then you may also utilize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based ROI metrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become long-term? We will envisioneer the buzzword "transparent". Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for regulating emerging social networks? We will envisioneer the term "user-centric". The e-commerce factor is cross-platform. Quick: do you have a next-generation, visionary plan for regulating emerging communities? We think we know that it is better to engineer nano-compellingly than to incubate cyber-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. Think synergistic. Think sexy. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without systems, you will lack solutions.