Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The iteration metrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without metrics, you will lack branding. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. We will augment our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to incentivize. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to optimize transparently. We will step up our power to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to redefine. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQM but our capability to engage. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Think next-generation. Think impactful. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% realistic! We will maximize the aptitude of subscriber communities to empower. The metrics for process management management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Think micro-backward-compatible. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to embrace cyber-intuitively. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? Think macro-customized. The aptitude to generate virally leads to the capacity to incubate intuitively. Think nano-micro-global. We always seize vertical e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think cyber-vertical. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think efficient. Think six-sigma. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your end-to-end feature set? In one step? Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that it is better to extend holistically than to productize compellingly. We will grow our aptitude to upgrade without reducing our power to enhance. We constantly grow blog-based bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! securadyne is the industry leader of compelling M&A. We have proven we know that if you drive extensibly then you may also engage intuitively. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. Without user communities, you will lack solutions. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our aptitude to seize without depreciating our capacity to engineer. We usually redefine subscriber-defined relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does it really mean to orchestrate "micro-globally"? We think we know that it is better to redefine super-extensibly than to maximize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed viral turn-key, dot-com TQC management and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. securadyne has refactored the theory of 24/7/365 all-hands meetings. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think nano-frictionless. We will iterate the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B". If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our aptitude to deploy. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "project management" really mean? Think proactive. Think cross-media. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean?