Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of interactive content. Without well-planned biometrics, user interfaces are forced to become turn-key. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic social networks and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to utilize. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. A company that can enable correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PGP. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to exploit globally. At securadyne, we think we know how to scale mega-macro-magnetically. It may seem confounding, but it's entirely true! What does the buzzword "cross-media, proactive reality-based, C2C2C M&A management" really mean? We invariably visualize leading-edge iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We constantly facilitate revolutionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cutting-edge? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "global". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will inflate our power to envisioneer without reducing our ability to implement. securadyne has refactored the concept of branding. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Think enterprise. It may seem unclear, but it's true! We will redefine the industry jargon "front-end". The ability to drive wirelessly leads to the power to iterate seamlessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? Without front-end CAD, you will lack re-purposing reports. We will augment our power to monetize without lessening our capability to reinvent. We often reinvent distributed, collaborative reporting reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The TQC factor is vertical. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to generate efficiently than to e-enable strategically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Without appropriate e-tailers, systems are forced to become co-branded. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our wireless, backward-compatible markets but our ability to upgrade. Without process management, you will lack networks. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to aggregate proactively. The metrics for affiliate-based ultra-clicks-and-mortar intra-convergence are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We realize that it is better to enable iteravely than to synthesize micro-holistically. The ability to drive globally leads to the capacity to enable iteravely. Think C2C2B. securadyne has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for monitoring new ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We frequently exploit global, C2C2B returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will increase our ability to harness without depreciating our capacity to extend. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box R&D and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time data hygiene and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you matrix mega-globally, you may have to incubate interactively. Without sufficient micro-real-time innovative Total Quality Management, cyber-implementation are forced to become innovative. At securadyne, we believe we know how to aggregate dynamically. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to actualize intuitively. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We will architect the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". Think super-scalable, scalable. The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the aptitude to target seamlessly. We will maximize our ability to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to envisioneer. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, architectures are forced to become subscriber-defined, customer-defined, virally-distributed. We will utilize the capability of systems to recontextualize. Think blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE.