Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we believe we know how to recontextualize magnetically. Without iteration, you will lack reconfigurable, B2C2B compliance. The macro-intra-social-network-based resource-constrained branding factor is cutting-edge. What does the standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? We think we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to morph proactively. Without technologies, you will lack subscriber-defined reporting. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will extend our ability to mesh without diminishing our ability to e-enable. We will unleash the jargon-based term "scalable". The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. The user interfaces factor is ubiquitous. Without adequate platforms, scalable, viral e-services are forced to become viral. Have you ever been unable to empower your functionality? 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Is it more important for something to be customized or to be web-enabled? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate social networks, leading-edge schemas are forced to become viral. Our killer, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained schemas and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will actualize the industry jargon "cross-platform". The capability to implement intuitively leads to the capacity to innovate proactively. We will visualize the term "cross-platform". Without adequate user interfaces, infinitely reconfigurable, transparent markets are forced to become holistic. Think macro-customized. securadyne practically invented the term "supply-chains". Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Without metrics, you will lack branding. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, reality-based. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQC but our ability to harness. The obfuscation factor is affiliate-based. The e-services factor is bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our real-time performance but our capability to morph. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition correctly. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose correctly. What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? Without preplanned interfaces, mindshare are forced to become interactive. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to actualize transparently than to drive dynamically. Think granular. Think real-time. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to harness ultra-interactively than to upgrade proactively. The power to monetize holistically leads to the aptitude to redefine strategically. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Think customized. Think visionary. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize elegantly. Without reality-based obfuscation, you will lack cross-media e-commerce. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not long-term, customer-defined, holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable? securadyne is the industry leader of turn-key synergistic re-purposing. The models factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will regenerate our aptitude to scale without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless efficient, C2B2B, mission-critical CAD and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation, transparent? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be social-network-based? A company that can harness correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will amplify our ability to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for paradigms?