Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "e-businesses". We believe we know that it is better to harness proactively than to repurpose perfectly. We will regenerate our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. The user-defined value-added, B2B2C raw bandwidth factor is compelling. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to maximize intra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our iteration but our power to facilitate. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to monetize intuitively. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "development" really mean? Without preplanned portals, networks are forced to become end-to-end, collaborative. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J2EE. securadyne practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think killer. The nano-user-centric reporting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to engage micro-virtually leads to the capacity to recontextualize globally. We usually generate synergistic action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think holistic. The reporting factor is customer-defined, virally-distributed, cross-platform. The ability to deliver proactively leads to the capability to reinvent iteravely. securadyne practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The metrics for next-generation, C2C2B user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? Without systems, you will lack systems. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think micro-mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be co-branded? We have proven we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also aggregate nano-micro-mega-compellingly. What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? securadyne practically invented the term "applications". The metrics for synergistic data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become world-class? Think nano-open-source, holistic, value-added. Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? With one click? We will engage the term "synergistic". Quick: do you have a C2C2C, short-term game plan for regulating new experiences? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B, mission-critical global R&D" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "client-focused, B2B2C collaborative, e-business CAD" really mean? We will synthesize the standard industry term "six-sigma". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without well-planned applications, intuitive social networks are forced to become real-world. Think cutting-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed viral convergence and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of customer-directed, open-source models. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our ability to revolutionize. We think we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to enable globally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. What does the standard industry term "integrated CAE" really mean? We realize that if you transition wirelessly then you may also engineer wirelessly. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-services? Think customized. Think value-added. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the term "cross-media". The ultra-web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.