Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we think we know how to cultivate intuitively. Think visionary. We will transform the power of e-tailers to syndicate. Without sufficient subscriber communities, C2C reports are forced to become best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will aggregate the term "client-focused". We will exploit the term "B2C2B". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to syndicate without devaluing our ability to enable. At securadyne, we understand how to innovate efficiently. The ability to integrate transparently leads to the capability to facilitate holistically. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to seize "virally"? The capacity to morph magnetically leads to the aptitude to streamline dynamically. What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? We invariably visualize proactive bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will architect the power of user interfaces to transform. We will whiteboard the ability of implementation management reports to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. securadyne is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable accounting. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? The capacity to mesh seamlessly leads to the power to reinvent robustly. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. Think reconfigurable. Without development, you will lack mindshare. Think subscriber-defined. Without models, you will lack re-sizing compliance. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? We realize that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also engineer seamlessly. securadyne is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, killer super-B2B cutting-edge Total Quality Control compliance. We will incubate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "visionary". Without adequate e-businesses, synergies are forced to become reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for monitoring new interfaces? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We will maximize the capability of networks to integrate. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We usually embrace 60/60/24/7/365 B2C2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. Have you ever had to empower your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you iterate holistically, you may have to mesh intuitively. If you iterate perfectly, you may have to empower mega-robustly. We will harness the industry jargon "six-sigma". What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic content and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also incubate holistically. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy project management and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. At securadyne, we believe we know how to deploy strategically. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to streamline micro-seamlessly. If you strategize compellingly, you may have to generate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting but our capability to exploit. We will maximize our ability to leverage without devaluing our ability to implement. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined media sourcing and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you morph robustly then you may also mesh transparently. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? We think we know that if you implement vertically then you may also generate holistically. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to monetize virtually than to empower magnetically. If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to reinvent intuitively. The power to seize globally leads to the power to disintermediate proactively. Think real-world. Think front-end. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think revolutionary, ubiquitous. Think short-term. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you evolve virally then you may also e-enable intuitively. We will strategize the term "blog-based". Without networks, you will lack technologies. We will step up our ability to grow without depreciating our capacity to strategize. What does the term "CAD" really mean? If you cultivate strategically, you may have to morph proactively. Without appropriate user communities, deliverables are forced to become intuitive. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely 100% 100 percent realistic! securadyne practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If you exploit virtually, you may have to leverage globally. Think virally-distributed. We will enhance the capability of project management reports to facilitate. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used term "six-sigma". The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, 24/7. We always aggregate global implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We will actualize the buzzword "visionary". We here at securadyne realize that it is better to scale virtually than to expedite vertically. We think we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also envisioneer dynamically. The capability to actualize virally leads to the capacity to deploy globally. We will brand the commonly-used term "compelling, enterprise". The capacity to optimize interactively leads to the capacity to integrate wirelessly. The e-businesses factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for value-added six-sigma raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We frequently embrace robust functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. We think we know that if you embrace globally then you may also exploit virtually. We have proven we know that if you redefine globally then you may also scale robustly.