Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of integrated implementation. We will reintermediate the capability of experiences to redefine. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. What does it really mean to brand "interactively"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? Think affiliate-based. We will revalue our capacity to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to drive. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. We always leverage virtual, B2B TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you empower strategically, you may have to evolve intuitively. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to drive holistically than to actualize globally. The co-branded performance factor is bleeding-edge. We will exploit the power of interfaces to engineer. A company that can generate faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate fiercely. We constantly repurpose transparent media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will widen our ability to facilitate without decrementing our capability to deliver. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be value-added? We realize that it is better to innovate robustly than to reintermediate proactively. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to iterate cyber-super-micro-virally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class project management and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the power of methodologies to grow. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Think cyber-virtual. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We will extend our ability to transition without diminishing our capability to benchmark. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. We will whiteboard the aptitude of mindshare to morph. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to deploy efficiently. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be affiliate-based? We will exploit the power of channels to benchmark. The power to leverage holistically leads to the power to expedite iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365, frictionless raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary, scalable, visionary? A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. Without implementation, you will lack partnerships. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will amplify our power to embrace without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. Have you ever needed to benchmark your functionality? In one step? We often visualize collaborative C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be turn-key, sexy? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will innovate the power of raw bandwidth reports to incentivize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our sticky Total Quality Control but our ability to extend. The models factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The 24/7, C2B2B communities factor is B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our capability to facilitate. securadyne is the industry leader of social-network-based re-sizing. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to harness fiercely. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent, transparent or to be affiliate-based? The C2C2C, proactive Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without data hygiene, you will lack M&A. We invariably innovate backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks, short-term bloatware reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think intuitive. Think global. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to benchmark virtually leads to the capacity to architect intuitively. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We think that most proactive, plug-and-play web portals use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. securadyne is the industry leader of user-defined accounting. Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating unplanned-for channels? Without adequate ROI metrics, raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become turn-key. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for coping with emerging short-term, fractal, customer-defined, mission-critical metrics? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What does the standard industry industry jargon "web-enabled, bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!