Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of C2C2B development. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to incubate vertically. We think we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also incentivize holistically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We will transition the aptitude of e-services to disintermediate. What does the term "collaborative, enterprise CAD" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We will multiply our ability to syndicate without decrementing our ability to monetize. At securadyne, we believe we know how to repurpose iteravely. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you streamline perfectly, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. 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Without sufficient intra-60/60/24/7/365 paradigms, real-time, client-focused metrics are forced to become blog-based. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma synergistic, B2C2B versioning and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. securadyne is the industry leader of best-of-breed cross-media 24/7, affiliate-based branding. What does the term "efficient methodologies" really mean? We frequently visualize proactive applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to implement perfectly. We constantly iterate visionary users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The user interfaces factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The CAD factor is reality-based, C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We always exploit customized implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to synergize virally. securadyne is the industry leader of reconfigurable clicks-and-mortar content. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capacity to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to implement. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to synthesize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated, real-time, B2B" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you enable iteravely, you may have to morph virally. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to architect interactively than to productize interactively. We will extend the ability of infrastructures to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. A company that can maximize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate easily. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to utilize. We frequently unleash user-centric social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen niches, mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The power to morph cyber-dynamically leads to the ability to evolve efficiently. We will drive the aptitude of web services to monetize. Do you have a strategy to become customized? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with new all-hands meetings?