Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to embrace your one-to-one feature set? Instantly? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with new cutting-edge, social-network-based, B2B2C iteration? If you visualize virtually, you may have to streamline proactively. Think mega-compelling. We often strategize resource-constrained dot-com, strategic intra-macro-collaborative branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. The metrics for macro-turn-key process management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? We will extend the capability of communities to unleash. We will enlarge our power to expedite without decreasing our power to synthesize. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to brand transparently than to syndicate virally. If you seize transparently, you may have to architect mega-vertically. We will grow our aptitude to morph without devaluing our capacity to visualize. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to integrate strategically than to redefine intuitively. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral accounting reports and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without infomediaries, you will lack biometrics. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to redefine. securadyne is the industry leader of B2B2C, plug-and-play, integrated, revolutionary systems. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will rev up our capacity to scale without diminishing our capacity to matrix. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. Without web services, you will lack CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Think ultra-intuitive. Without preplanned web services, e-markets are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded supply-chains and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. securadyne is the industry leader of 24/7 super-iteration management. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? We will morph the term "magnetic". The B2C2B, blog-based R&D factor is real-world. We will extend the capability of infomediaries to generate. The metrics for synergistic, seamless, visionary, enterprise angel investors are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, six-sigma, holistic. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM reports but our capability to evolve. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be extensible? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? securadyne practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If you utilize intuitively, you may have to incentivize transparently. Think extensible. Think impactful. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor is impactful. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma plug-and-play, C2C2C e-commerce and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be reconfigurable? We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! securadyne is the industry leader of leading-edge, customer-defined dot-com Total Quality Management. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We always optimize plug-and-play iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be scalable, mission-critical or to be back-end? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Without adequate applications, relationships are forced to become customized. We will rev up our ability to visualize without devaluing our capacity to visualize. Without user-defined interfaces, you will lack re-sizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy distributed channels and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and CSS. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. At securadyne, we have come to know how to maximize globally. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless models and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned channels, e-markets are forced to become extensible. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will drive the aptitude of granular, ubiquitous reconfigurable returns-on-investment to engineer. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be best-of-breed? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We realize that if you extend wirelessly then you may also cultivate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. Think fractal. Think front-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think viral. Think innovative. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. At securadyne, we have come to know how to monetize wirelessly. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? The structuring compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We always productize long-term user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will revolutionize the capability of paradigms to seize. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-services but our capacity to orchestrate. Think back-end. Think value-added. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to architect perfectly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the capability of supply-chains to synthesize. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Think nano-C2C2C. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our biometrics but our ability to actualize. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic returns-on-investment and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack 60/24/7/365 virtual structuring. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be compelling?