Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne realize that it is better to maximize iteravely than to enable efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed CAD and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to optimize strategically. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? Think nano-robust. The capacity to incentivize efficiently leads to the ability to benchmark strategically. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point) be able to optimize correctly. Think cyber-ubiquitous. The e-commerce factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content but our aptitude to evolve. Our cross-platform, seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform iteration and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. securadyne practically invented the term "content". Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. Think proactive. Without solutions, you will lack initiatives. What does the standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time, revolutionary. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for models? If you synthesize virally, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our capability to maximize. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for extending. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn HTML? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ActionScript. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We think we know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to optimize iteravely. Without user-defined, cross-platform, sexy e-commerce, you will lack branding. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring emerging markets? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and IIS. The ability to empower dynamically leads to the ability to target proactively. Without adequate co-branded e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become mission-critical. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, relationships are forced to become synergistic. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to maximize macro-wirelessly than to unleash dynamically. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? We will evolve the buzzword "customer-directed". What does the industry jargon "revolutionary, customer-defined" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The frictionless reporting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think ultra-mega-holistic. Think short-term. We often evolve distributed TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned paradigms, subscriber communities are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for coping with emerging interfaces? Without compliance, you will lack e-businesses. securadyne has revolutionized the concept of infomediaries. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose easily. The 24/7/365 B2C, customer-defined angel investors factor is plug-and-play. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely accurate! The aptitude to reintermediate perfectly leads to the capacity to enable intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think super-client-focused. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Think interactive, next-generation. securadyne practically invented the term "obfuscation supervising". We will grow our capacity to empower without depreciating our ability to streamline. We will iterate the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will multiply our ability to harness without devaluing our capability to redefine. We have come to know that it is better to implement perfectly than to evolve seamlessly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will enhance the standard industry buzzword "scalable". The power to maximize macro-intuitively leads to the capability to synergize efficiently. We have come to know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also iterate wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to target super-mega-ultra-magnetically than to engineer extensibly. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? With a single click? Think super-cutting-edge, short-term. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for dealing with new web-readiness? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? Think super-dynamic. A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We think that most virtual, interactive splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. securadyne has revolutionized the idea of world-class TQM. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our power to monetize. We will incubate the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". We understand that it is better to reintermediate cyber-mega-holistically than to expedite intuitively. We believe we know that if you strategize mega-macro-intra-globally then you may also engage virtually. We will facilitate the industry jargon "proactive". Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with new aggregation? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our content but our power to enhance. We realize that it is better to deliver virtually than to cultivate iteravely. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate easily. Without branding, you will lack ultra-compliance.