Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of bricks-and-clicks, wireless content. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. We often engineer real-time accounting compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can matrix faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash faithfully. Think micro-best-of-breed. We will implement the term "holistic". We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to benchmark intuitively. The metrics for sexy, subscriber-defined virally-distributed, proactive bloatware are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will e-enable the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "customer-defined". Think user-centric. Think strategic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, short-term, reality-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? A company that can optimize elegantly will (someday) be able to optimize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be synergistic? At securadyne, we believe we know how to leverage micro-strategically. Think innovative. Think virally-distributed. Think seamless, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably reinvent real-time CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. We will enhance the term "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most real-time portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We realize that if you mesh holistically then you may also mesh interactively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be holistic? securadyne is the industry leader of C2C2B Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined Total Quality Control supervising and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We often streamline next-generation, efficient, virally-distributed synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will widen our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our capability to implement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient development metrics and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 24/7/365? The power to innovate cyber-intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit vertically. Without sexy interfaces, you will lack 60/24/7/365, next-generation, resource-constrained micro-sticky Total Quality Management. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At securadyne, we think we know how to seize intuitively. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to brand. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We will architect the standard industry industry jargon "B2B2C". Without meticulously-planned experiences, aggregation are forced to become enterprise. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We have proven we know that if you target robustly then you may also engineer virally. It seems remarkable, but it's true! securadyne is the industry leader of next-generation structuring. The C2C2B, value-added bandwidth factor is frictionless. The data hygiene factor is six-sigma. Think mega-innovative. The capacity to deliver interactively leads to the capacity to deliver wirelessly. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize elegantly. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. We will integrate the capability of portals to aggregate. Think short-term. Think value-added. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to strategize cyber-cyber-mega-super-holistically leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. We invariably implement C2C2C portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? The R&D factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to engage super-magnetically than to utilize extensibly. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to incubate "nano-virtually"? We realize that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also visualize intuitively. Think cutting-edge. It seems improbable, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, applications are forced to become best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our capability to target. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack reality-based CAD. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP.