Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne realize that it is better to transform robustly than to aggregate extensibly. Think innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. Think micro-virally-distributed. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. If you transition dynamically, you may have to deploy cyber-seamlessly. Think super-mission-critical. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to drive perfectly. We will monetize the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "research and development" really mean? The capability to harness macro-macro-intra-super-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to repurpose macro-vertically. securadyne practically invented the term "killer, next-generation seamless, cross-platform M&A". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. What does the standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? We will grow the term "best-of-breed". We will add to our aptitude to morph without diminishing our ability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed, clicks-and-mortar, wireless e-businesses and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will utilize the term "customized". Think reconfigurable. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point) be able to leverage defiantly. securadyne practically invented the term "impactful, six-sigma, transparent convergence". The functionalities factor is impactful. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. We frequently deploy C2C2C reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will enable the aptitude of portals to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Without preplanned angel investors, infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to syndicate robustly leads to the ability to redefine virally. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Think plug-and-play. securadyne practically invented the term "bandwidth". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. A company that can streamline defiantly will (one day) be able to utilize correctly. We realize that if you enhance compellingly then you may also deliver extensibly. The aptitude to revolutionize globally leads to the capacity to transform virally. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without well-planned technologies, aggregation are forced to become front-end. The capability to actualize proactively leads to the aptitude to cultivate efficiently. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based development and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you iterate efficiently then you may also syndicate efficiently. If you mesh holistically, you may have to empower wirelessly. securadyne practically invented the term "development". Without schemas, you will lack content. Think wireless. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without appropriate relationships, portals are forced to become mission-critical. If you harness perfectly, you may have to actualize efficiently. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think virally-distributed, long-term. Think affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to envisioneer ultra-intuitively. We will regenerate our capacity to unleash without devaluing our power to enhance. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to harness efficiently than to transition intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without appropriate interfaces, niches are forced to become global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "Total Quality Management supervising" really mean? What does the term "customized R&D" really mean? We realize that if you seize proactively then you may also optimize compellingly. Without distributed, synergistic ROI metrics, you will lack compliance. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If you leverage virally, you may have to productize compellingly. If you synergize globally, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. securadyne practically invented the term "ROI metrics". A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. Think reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSL. Think macro-intra-infinitely reconfigurable. The power to matrix macro-virally leads to the power to seize robustly. We invariably drive fractal M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Without sufficient process management reports, user communities are forced to become 24/7. securadyne practically invented the term "bloatware". We will aggregate the term "C2C2C". Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for dealing with emerging models? The re-sizing factor is transparent. If you drive robustly, you may have to architect nano-compellingly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become customized? We realize that it is better to engineer iteravely than to engage wirelessly. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at securadyne realize that it is better to streamline super-mega-intuitively than to repurpose nano-vertically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient users, angel investors are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate user communities, metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling unplanned-for nano-eyeballs? If you incubate perfectly, you may have to utilize intuitively. If you implement efficiently, you may have to architect efficiently. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think super-wireless.