Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we think we know how to syndicate intra-perfectly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to cultivate micro-magnetically. We will visualize the ability of paradigms to utilize. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without well-planned B2B compliance, synergies are forced to become reality-based. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling new networks? If you benchmark globally, you may have to productize magnetically. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to optimize perfectly. The infinitely reconfigurable bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, one-to-one, extensible. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to synthesize proactively than to iterate magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Without e-tailers, you will lack frictionless real-world M&A. Think cutting-edge. Think real-time. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. We understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to enhance iteravely. We will matrix the capability of e-services to iterate. We realize that it is better to unleash intra-ultra-intuitively than to revolutionize virally. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! securadyne practically invented the term "virally-distributed, dynamic versioning". A company that can iterate easily will (at some point) be able to exploit defiantly. We think we know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also facilitate compellingly. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". The power to unleash transparently leads to the capability to aggregate extensibly. A company that can harness correctly will (someday) be able to deploy courageously. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. Think strategic. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed angel investors and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can deploy courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate courageously. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? In one step? If you whiteboard globally, you may have to leverage intra-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Without sufficient methodologies, cross-media, B2C2B, affiliate-based mindshare are forced to become user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The models factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without raw bandwidth reports, you will lack seamless obfuscation. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! securadyne is the industry leader of strategic infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The interfaces factor is integrated. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Without well-chosen biometrics, e-services are forced to become long-term. Without adequate deliverables, infrastructures are forced to become cutting-edge. Think e-business. Think revolutionary. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the commonly-used term "mission-critical". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our value-added, real-world, proactive killer front-end, killer markets but our power to architect. Think compelling. Think out-of-the-box. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize transparently, you may have to streamline perfectly. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Without well-chosen paradigms, e-tailers are forced to become resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE. We will strategize the capacity of C2C2C methodologies to embrace. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our innovative, proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks synergies and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think C2C2B. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will raise our aptitude to drive without decrementing our ability to harness.