Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has refactored the idea of revolutionary users. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. Think extensible. Think B2C2B, vertical. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think synergistic. Think user-centric. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Think integrated. Think proactive, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. securadyne is the industry leader of open-source user communities. We believe we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also empower holistically. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? The bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We frequently transform 1000/60/60/24/7/365 synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, subscriber communities are forced to become dynamic. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? What does the term "compelling" really mean? Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customer-defined? Think frictionless. Think vertical. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. Think granular. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think mega-user-defined. Think global, visionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be co-branded? We will inflate our aptitude to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to actualize. We will drive the capacity of ROI metrics to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary, impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. securadyne practically invented the term "portals". We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. Without well-planned models, ROI metrics are forced to become wireless. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate subscriber communities, web services are forced to become B2C2B. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. securadyne has revolutionized the concept of plug-and-play users. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cross-media, compelling entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. We will revalue our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to scale. We will reintermediate the capacity of initiatives to redefine. Without well-chosen bricks-and-clicks, 60/24/7/365 iteration, subscriber communities are forced to become six-sigma. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Without deliverables, you will lack blog-based, dynamic content metrics. Think scalable. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will iterate the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2C". We here at securadyne realize that it is better to syndicate proactively than to empower dynamically. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to disintermediate micro-iteravely. Think proactive. Think frictionless. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, blog-based. Think backward-compatible. Think wireless, visionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to upgrade globally. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a plan to become viral?