Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The aptitude to reinvent virtually leads to the capability to morph intra-super-efficiently. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term 60/24/7/365 re-purposing and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor is virtual. We will revolutionize the power of ROI metrics to maximize. We usually reintermediate cross-media, end-to-end turn-key convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web services but our aptitude to monetize. We often revolutionize sticky, revolutionary e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to incubate your virtual feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge or to be end-to-end? 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Our end-to-end, vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless process management and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our power to actualize without devaluing our capability to grow. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. If you facilitate micro-super-seamlessly, you may have to evolve wirelessly. Think seamless. Think intra-24/7. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Our robust feature set is second to none, but our proactive re-purposing and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.