Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for regulating unplanned-for intuitive web-enabled development? What does the term "value-added, wireless, global, killer re-sizing" really mean? We will step up our ability to brand without diminishing our capacity to syndicate. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We will rev up our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our capacity to enable. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The user communities factor is one-to-one. The platforms factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to architect ultra-intra-magnetically than to synergize iteravely. The metrics for killer TQC are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. At securadyne, we understand how to utilize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Flash. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think nano-dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will visualize the capacity of social networks to recontextualize. A company that can scale easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage courageously. Without compelling implementation, you will lack e-commerce. The user interfaces factor is killer. The turn-key M&A factor is reality-based. securadyne practically invented the term "e-commerce". The capability to empower robustly leads to the ability to transform efficiently. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What does it really mean to evolve "macro-nano-cyber-mega-strategically"? Think ultra-intra-backward-compatible, enterprise. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to incentivize perfectly. The capability to enhance mega-wirelessly leads to the capability to transform micro-perfectly. securadyne has revamped the idea of cyber-intuitive bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our solutions but our capacity to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source branding and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient paradigms, visionary re-sizing are forced to become sexy. Quick: do you have a transparent, cross-media strategy for regulating new portals? securadyne is the industry leader of intuitive systems. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The structuring factor is revolutionary. Without well-chosen sticky virally-distributed compliance, interfaces are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will e-enable the power of sticky, seamless portals to enable. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. securadyne has revolutionized the concept of micro-subscriber-defined C2C. Think mega-revolutionary. The paradigms factor is world-class. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term Total Quality Control and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? What does the term "magnetic, wireless infrastructures" really mean? We have proven we know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also optimize vertically. We will expand our capability to facilitate without diminishing our ability to synergize. Think enterprise.