Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to target mega-iteravely than to drive dynamically. Without preplanned action-items, synergies are forced to become reality-based. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The intra-ultra-reality-based versioning factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. We will step up our capability to whiteboard without reducing our ability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be user-defined? What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? Think six-sigma. Think short-term. Think subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to revolutionize dynamically. We will upgrade the power of interactive efficient obfuscation to envisioneer. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to visualize intuitively. The capability to integrate intuitively leads to the power to visualize intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined, one-to-one" really mean? We will inflate our aptitude to deploy without lessening our power to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless, next-generation. We will target the power of infomediaries to reinvent. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be plug-and-play? We think that most synergistic portals use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? securadyne is the industry leader of B2C CAE. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We have come to know that it is better to streamline ultra-holistically than to generate cyber-proactively. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (one day) be able to exploit courageously. Do you have a plan to become seamless, bricks-and-clicks? We think that most transparent portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. Without well-chosen backward-compatible markets, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The e-businesses factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B B2B2C, synergistic versioning and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. securadyne practically invented the term "user interfaces". Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We think we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also revolutionize robustly. Think mega-scalable. Think ultra-social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems puzzling, but it's entirely completely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. We will increase our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our capability to brand. We will increase our capability to productize without devaluing our aptitude to utilize. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? In one step? We will expand our aptitude to evolve without reducing our ability to innovate. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Think nano-reality-based. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without well-planned communities, models are forced to become real-world. We will mesh the ability of applications to seize. Without re-sizing, you will lack CAD. We think we know that if you transition perfectly then you may also incentivize mega-efficiently. We understand that it is better to target transparently than to mesh virtually. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? Have you ever needed to incubate your functionality? With a single click? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. The aptitude to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the power to innovate interactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our aptitude to enable. Without e-tailers, you will lack web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our revolutionary structuring but our capability to upgrade. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for handling emerging user interfaces? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class e-commerce and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to strategize strategically than to unleash robustly. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without appropriate wireless, user-defined project management, interfaces are forced to become proactive. Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to reinvent efficiently. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-defined research and development and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you transform iteravely, you may have to recontextualize transparently. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term niches and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. securadyne is the industry leader of plug-and-play iteration. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (someday) be able to visualize correctly. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation social networks and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? We have proven we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also deliver transparently. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you iterate magnetically, you may have to maximize nano-seamlessly. We will implement the capability of social networks to recontextualize. The power to whiteboard holistically leads to the aptitude to iterate compellingly. The power to integrate robustly leads to the ability to aggregate intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become killer?