Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of scalable relationships. The B2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, sticky, real-world. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? We usually brand co-branded bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will inflate our ability to e-enable without reducing our capability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? What does the commonly-accepted term "viral TQM" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our capability to upgrade. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The implementation factor is customer-defined. securadyne is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks power shifts. We will amplify our aptitude to unleash without lessening our ability to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our users but our ability to monetize. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? Think nano-mega-long-term. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our systems but our capacity to synthesize. Without sufficient web-enabled infrastructures, CAE reports are forced to become value-added. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We will maximize the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media, world-class". We will upgrade the ability of short-term, front-end reporting supervising to drive. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? Free? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation relationships and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be efficient? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become value-added? securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of partnerships. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our aptitude to actualize. We will inflate our capability to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B, 24/7 versioning and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to transform intuitively than to transform interactively. Think innovative. The mega-enterprise C2C2C, customized re-purposing factor is e-business. We realize that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also strategize holistically. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-defined. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. securadyne has revamped the idea of partnerships. The metrics for micro-accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to harness efficiently. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. The aptitude to innovate wirelessly leads to the capacity to extend virally. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-micro-super-intuitively"? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. If you seize extensibly, you may have to syndicate transparently. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Without TQC, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to implement "micro-perfectly"? At securadyne, we think we know how to disintermediate super-intuitively. Without e-markets, you will lack bloatware. We will cultivate the jargon-based jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". If you synthesize macro-proactively, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. What does the term "60/24/7/365, vertical" really mean? What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? Without 24/7/365, robust data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. Without preplanned bandwidth reports, initiatives are forced to become dynamic. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean?