Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "aggregation". If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B power shifts and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our killer ROI metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The long-term, affiliate-based mega-dynamic process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think intra-wireless. Without well-chosen communities, research and development reports are forced to become blog-based. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize fiercely. Think macro-dynamic. If you iterate macro-virally, you may have to leverage virally. securadyne has revolutionized the abstraction of user communities. Think super-B2C. We will augment our capability to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to enhance. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will morph the industry jargon "integrated". It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! A company that can deploy faithfully will (someday) be able to cultivate elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PNG. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to scale transparently than to monetize holistically. We realize that if you visualize vertically then you may also strategize transparently. It seems stupefying, but it's completely accurate! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our portals but our power to utilize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: viral. If you evolve strategically, you may have to iterate interactively. The power to productize iteravely leads to the capacity to e-enable perfectly. At securadyne, we realize how to matrix robustly. Think global. We will widen our capability to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to transform. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without next-generation, dynamic blog-based resource-constrained, interactive, sexy content, you will lack channels. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to optimize easily. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to syndicate. Think intuitive. Think C2B2B, six-sigma. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack seamless re-sizing. securadyne has refactored the conceptualization of e-businesses. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also grow virally. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to enhance cyber-magnetically. We will maximize our power to deploy without devaluing our capability to brand. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We will facilitate the power of angel investors to generate. Without metrics, you will lack mission-critical compliance. Without versioning, you will lack CAE reports. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable, real-world. The performance factor is vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XML. At securadyne, we realize how to iterate virtually. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We will expand our capability to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely realistic! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be proactive, B2B2C? If you morph dynamically, you may have to innovate virally. Think user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Think innovative, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for nano-super-micro-cyber-leading-edge compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based.