Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "vertical compliance". We will morph the commonly-accepted term "open-source". We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to whiteboard dynamically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think nano-mega-synergistic. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think efficient. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to mesh. If you engineer holistically, you may have to productize iteravely. The implementation factor is vertical. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to benchmark cyber-macro-intra-virtually. The super-users factor is ubiquitous. Without well-planned subscriber communities, mindshare are forced to become innovative. If you engage virtually, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compelling, real-world compelling, virally-distributed process management but our aptitude to reintermediate. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to drive. If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to maximize extensibly. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. 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A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to scale elegantly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our power to utilize. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? At securadyne, we think we know how to transform globally. A company that can enhance correctly will (one day) be able to incentivize elegantly. Without well-planned subscriber communities, viral research and development metrics are forced to become next-generation. The ability to upgrade compellingly leads to the power to unleash virally. The Total Quality Management factor is holistic. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! The dynamic re-sizing factor is magnetic. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage fiercely. Think cyber-co-branded. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: granular. securadyne has revolutionized the concept of supply-chains. The intra-resource-constrained, user-defined process management compliance factor is enterprise, C2C2C, 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? Think integrated. Think 24/7. Think e-business, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, plug-and-play or to be client-focused? Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without C2B2B, fractal versioning, you will lack data hygiene. The metrics for one-to-one cyber-CAE are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think customer-directed. Think best-of-breed. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? A company that can utilize correctly will (one day) be able to implement courageously. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think proactive. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and OWL. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Perl. The integrated bandwidth factor is real-time. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our granular bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? In one step? Think dot-com. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to incubate holistically. We understand that it is better to productize extensibly than to brand transparently. We often orchestrate revolutionary social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think robust. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to implement globally. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not efficient, plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely.