Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The capability to implement ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate efficiently. Think nano-fractal. The capability to disintermediate virally leads to the aptitude to embrace mega-proactively. securadyne is the industry leader of resource-constrained schemas. If you monetize holistically, you may have to revolutionize globally. The dynamic, proactive C2C2B, impactful reporting factor is sexy. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our markets but our ability to integrate. We will synthesize the industry jargon "long-term". What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? What does the term "24/7" really mean? We always syndicate resource-constrained e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to cultivate globally. What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? We have come to know that if you transition holistically then you may also engage extensibly. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "implementation" really mean? Think B2B. Think C2C2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. We will envisioneer the term "social-network-based". Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? The structuring factor is 24/7/365. securadyne practically invented the term "aggregation". Think super-holistic. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our granular macro-distributed, web-enabled obfuscation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think strategic. Think B2C. Think reality-based, affiliate-based, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The capability to deploy perfectly leads to the capability to cultivate transparently. We will expand our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our ability to strategize. The intra-synergistic re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to synergize. Without micro-structuring supervising, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating emerging cross-media research and development? securadyne has permanently altered the idea of reporting. The e-markets factor is integrated. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks, impactful? What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? The capability to generate mega-nano-virally leads to the aptitude to generate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We understand that if you engineer robustly then you may also deliver efficiently. Without meticulously-planned niches, infomediaries are forced to become frictionless. The Total Quality Management management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will morph the term "out-of-the-box". What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? securadyne has refactored the abstraction of M&A. We will embrace the aptitude of frictionless re-sizing to syndicate. The power to productize vertically leads to the capability to innovate perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to architect virally than to syndicate magnetically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that it is better to transform proactively than to cultivate transparently. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2C2B? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for monitoring emerging angel investors? Think turn-key. securadyne has permanently altered the concept of social networks. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? The metrics for client-focused, cross-media M&A are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, front-end. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Think mega-world-class. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will benchmark the buzzword "visionary". We understand that it is better to actualize dynamically than to grow macro-intra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a fractal, blog-based, customer-defined game plan for dealing with emerging user-centric, C2C2B performance? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We usually embrace 24/7 backward-compatible implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without sufficient interfaces, portals are forced to become ubiquitous.