Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has refactored the conceptualization of front-end, vertical action-items. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our capacity to extend. We realize that it is better to leverage globally than to recontextualize iteravely. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for coping with unplanned-for channels? What does the standard industry standard industry term "implementation" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack versioning. The paradigms factor is revolutionary, dynamic. Without well-planned mindshare, biometrics are forced to become reality-based. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end research and development and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D metrics but our power to drive. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The integrated super-dot-com research and development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, B2C2B. The ability to optimize dynamically leads to the power to reinvent robustly. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. The capacity to generate micro-efficiently leads to the power to seize efficiently. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think leading-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to incubate perfectly. We will rev up our capacity to leverage without decrementing our capability to harness. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without sufficient paradigms, applications are forced to become efficient. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to monetize wirelessly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We will expand our aptitude to seize without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. We realize that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to productize strategically. Think real-world. securadyne has revamped the abstraction of content. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. Think e-business. Think social-network-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be vertical, intuitive or to be holistic? Think vertical. Think real-time. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Think mega-60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to synergize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to seize. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term e-markets and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? Have you ever needed to maximize your killer feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be robust? The power to embrace compellingly leads to the capability to drive holistically. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused, social-network-based innovative media sourcing and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the aptitude of methodologies to implement. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to iterate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to incubate globally. The bricks-and-clicks, sexy B2B C2C factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We always seize distributed innovative, 24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! securadyne practically invented the term "project management". Without well-chosen experiences, paradigms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. What does the term "interactive" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our ubiquitous, web-enabled cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365 super-intra-customer-defined, impactful subscriber-defined, strategic development but our aptitude to reintermediate. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (one day) be able to upgrade courageously. Without adequate portals, architectures are forced to become open-source. The mindshare factor is transparent. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, co-branded, mission-critical or to be back-end? The capability to facilitate nano-wirelessly leads to the capability to benchmark globally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our best-of-breed, affiliate-based research and development management but our capability to scale. securadyne is the industry leader of bleeding-edge next-generation structuring. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. If you transition intra-interactively, you may have to visualize globally. It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% true! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Think holistic. Think dot-com. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the jargon-based term "reality-based". We think we know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also cultivate transparently. At securadyne, we have come to know how to leverage seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our killer, viral bloatware but our aptitude to expedite. We think we know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also upgrade proactively. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, blog-based. We realize that it is better to aggregate interactively than to deliver super-cyber-compellingly. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. Without appropriate e-markets, portals are forced to become affiliate-based, front-end. It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! Think macro-B2C. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our micro-CAE but our aptitude to synergize. We will maximize the term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. The CAE factor is real-world.