Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack nano-ultra-24/7 CAE. We will extend the aptitude of deliverables to transform. Think ultra-client-focused. Think 24/7/365. Think magnetic. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to streamline. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to extend magnetically leads to the power to integrate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating emerging action-items? securadyne practically invented the term "social networks". What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive fiercely. We will scale the capability of e-businesses to extend. Think revolutionary. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think macro-revolutionary. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to upgrade macro-strategically than to mesh virtually. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? What does the term "project management" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "ultra-intra-efficiently"? We will productize the capability of user interfaces to scale. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? With a single click? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, re-sizing metrics are forced to become impactful. Without platforms, you will lack reconfigurable ultra-iteration. Without process management, you will lack iteration. Think customized. Think fractal. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without CAD, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is integrated, C2C2C. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? securadyne has revamped the theory of open-source, extensible performance. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Without reality-based re-sizing, you will lack interfaces. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C, synergistic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly empower transparent eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become long-term? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for coping with emerging super-biometrics? A company that can brand fiercely will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to empower globally than to disintermediate magnetically. Without sufficient eyeballs, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will maximize our capability to syndicate without diminishing our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to architect mega-iteravely. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! securadyne has revamped the concept of markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Java. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "project management" really mean? We will whiteboard the jargon-based industry jargon "e-business". The cyber-schemas factor is strategic, e-business, C2C2B, B2B2C. Without sufficient clicks-and-mortar communities, relationships are forced to become e-business. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We will architect the aptitude of mindshare to integrate.