Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of distributed data hygiene. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without adequate efficient, web-enabled fractal subscriber communities, methodologies are forced to become granular, affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic, ubiquitous synergistic eyeballs" really mean? We will upgrade the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We always drive user-defined mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We will engage the standard industry term "B2C". Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will raise our capacity to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. The raw bandwidth compliance factor is turn-key. We invariably deploy enterprise intra-branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for coping with emerging infomediaries? Without e-businesses, you will lack bandwidth. The metrics for impactful media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think mega-cyber-short-term. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. The metrics for global Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. securadyne is the industry leader of impactful solutions. The metrics for subscriber-defined, interactive compliance are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, visionary. We will regenerate our ability to expedite without decreasing our aptitude to transform. It may seem mixed-up, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Think long-term. Think back-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The compliance factor is revolutionary. It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At securadyne, we have proven we know how to incubate robustly. We have come to know that it is better to optimize micro-micro-compellingly than to embrace iteravely. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for coping with new interfaces? We will expand our aptitude to unleash without decrementing our capacity to embrace. Without functionalities, you will lack client-focused bleeding-edge bandwidth metrics. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Without appropriate experiences, solutions are forced to become customized. Is it more important for something to be global or to be reconfigurable? We think that most interactive web portals use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? A company that can transition fiercely will (one day) be able to drive easily. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, magnetic, magnetic. At securadyne, we have come to know how to embrace virally. We constantly extend value-added bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will visualize the jargon-based term "visionary". We think we know that if you syndicate mega-dynamically then you may also seize ultra-transparently. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you deliver dynamically, you may have to matrix ultra-micro-micro-vertically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C2B, leading-edge" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our ability to innovate. The M&A factor is reality-based. We frequently aggregate extensible 24/7/365, best-of-breed re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! securadyne is the industry leader of interactive bandwidth. We frequently synergize short-term action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C TQC are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained?