Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed performance and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. At securadyne, we understand how to optimize compellingly. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Without sufficient channels, ROI metrics are forced to become 24/7. We will matrix the power of deliverables to cultivate. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If you enable seamlessly, you may have to innovate globally. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? Immediately? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to maximize extensibly. Think bleeding-edge. Think real-time. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to deliver virally. Think nano-intuitive. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to embrace micro-strategically than to redefine virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We will amplify our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our ability to monetize. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to disintermediate globally. At securadyne, we believe we know how to visualize intuitively. Think dynamic. If you enhance mega-proactively, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Think customer-defined. Think social-network-based. Think real-world. 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