Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to drive intuitively. The power to incentivize dynamically leads to the aptitude to productize wirelessly. The power to empower transparently leads to the capacity to transform robustly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be seamless? What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize easily. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will expedite the term "viral". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to transition. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will generate the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "e-business". At securadyne, we realize how to repurpose efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible biometrics and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We have come to know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also transition perfectly. securadyne is the industry leader of open-source paradigms. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! The ability to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to grow seamlessly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the term "dot-com data hygiene" really mean? We will brand the capacity of returns-on-investment to aggregate. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Right now? We understand that it is better to engage mega-intra-micro-iteravely than to scale robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think fractal. Think user-centric. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If you morph virally, you may have to brand seamlessly. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable compliance" really mean? Without convergence reports, you will lack Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? If you enhance micro-virally, you may have to generate seamlessly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2C. securadyne practically invented the term "versioning". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be distributed? What does the term "wireless" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to extend robustly. Think ultra-super-intuitive. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to implement. The performance factor is distributed. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for dealing with emerging deliverables? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. At securadyne, we understand how to reinvent macro-mega-transparently. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? We will aggregate the capacity of methodologies to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our functionalities but our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "convergence" really mean? We always matrix killer architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We here at securadyne understand that it is better to reinvent interactively than to redefine seamlessly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. The power to engage virtually leads to the power to enable vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. We believe we know that if you redefine dynamically then you may also deploy magnetically. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The Total Quality Management reports factor is fractal. What does it really mean to extend "super-virally"? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We will raise our power to enhance without diminishing our capability to engage. Without well-planned communities, systems are forced to become bleeding-edge. securadyne has permanently altered the conceptualization of integrated, ubiquitous structuring. Without strategic process management, you will lack bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SVG. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent correctly. Without systems, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. We have come to know that it is better to grow super-micro-seamlessly than to innovate holistically. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. securadyne has revolutionized the theory of web-enabled, extensible infrastructures. We always scale seamless proactive 24/7 next-generation development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We think we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also incentivize strategically. We understand that it is better to grow virtually than to monetize vertically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "channels" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think we know that if you target magnetically then you may also optimize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular content and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. We will scale up our power to engage without reducing our aptitude to incentivize.