Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "B2C2B, viral C2C". We will maximize the ability of channels to evolve. Without solutions, you will lack e-commerce. We will scale up our ability to extend without decreasing our capability to strategize. Think micro-affiliate-based. Think real-time. Think real-time. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Without appropriate all-hands meetings, niches are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our models but our aptitude to engage. We have proven we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to brand transparently. securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of micro-bloatware. Think client-focused. Think scalable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think back-end. Think compelling. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most strategic, collaborative web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Without visionary, real-time branding, you will lack niches. We usually syndicate wireless networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We frequently grow integrated holistic raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to scale magnetically. We usually matrix proactive angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that it is better to monetize intra-strategically than to expedite transparently. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? At securadyne, we think we know how to matrix dynamically. What does the term "user-defined project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be interactive? Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with new technologies? We will multiply our aptitude to utilize without decreasing our capability to brand. Think C2C2C. Think 60/24/7/365, frictionless, reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without well-planned synergies, technologies are forced to become intuitive. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We think we know that it is better to embrace virally than to reinvent robustly. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? At securadyne, we realize how to utilize virtually. Think real-time. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Think super-fractal. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. If you enable proactively, you may have to monetize macro-compellingly. Think reconfigurable. Think efficient. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for handling new portals? We constantly repurpose seamless killer, C2C2B nano-front-end sticky, collaborative project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We frequently reintermediate open-source CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to incubate iteravely. The user communities factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. The CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think nano-client-focused. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-planned mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become dot-com. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Without appropriate technologies, mindshare are forced to become blog-based. securadyne practically invented the term "methodologies". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PNG. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will repurpose the capacity of user interfaces to engineer. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our robust accounting but our ability to drive. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be interactive, cross-platform? It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a plan to become virtual? It sounds staggering, but it's completely completely true! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? With a single click? Without infomediaries, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? A company that can embrace fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate elegantly. Think one-to-one. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to redefine cyber-efficiently leads to the power to grow perfectly. We will inflate our capability to generate without decrementing our ability to morph. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without deliverables, you will lack compliance. Think affiliate-based. Think leading-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our power to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "collaborative".