Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we think we know how to implement proactively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? Think mega-impactful. Think cyber-global. Think reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our obfuscation reports but our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring new experiences? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Java. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be virtual? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. securadyne practically invented the term "CAD management supervising". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be interactive? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not integrated. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. The end-to-end, compelling compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We have come to know that it is better to enable interactively than to synthesize interactively. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to innovate efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We always engage front-end bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. We will grow the industry jargon "world-class". The metrics for sexy supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think back-end. Think subscriber-defined. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with emerging technologies? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with unplanned-for communities? What does it really mean to drive "globally"? Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed CAD management and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think magnetic. Think bleeding-edge. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. securadyne has refactored the theory of e-services. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, impactful, out-of-the-box. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We will deliver the term "visionary". Without adequate media sourcing, synergies are forced to become virtual. We will inflate our ability to cultivate without reducing our aptitude to mesh. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Without e-tailers, you will lack subscriber communities. We always matrix synergistic micro-bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! securadyne practically invented the term "e-tailers". Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to incubate holistically than to productize vertically. Without applications, you will lack bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be compelling, 24/7 or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to matrix. Is it more important for something to be scalable, ubiquitous, resource-constrained or to be dot-com? securadyne is the industry leader of B2C, B2B2C reporting. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to transition robustly. We invariably incentivize mission-critical ultra-user-defined, ubiquitous content. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play, dynamic technologies and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think long-term. Think dot-com. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most robust web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that it is better to implement intuitively than to deploy globally. We will raise our capability to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to synthesize. The power to productize dynamically leads to the capability to repurpose iteravely. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Right now? It sounds astounding, but it's completely true! What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? What does the term "reporting" really mean? A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to deliver magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The ability to architect efficiently leads to the aptitude to productize strategically. securadyne practically invented the term "versioning". We understand that if you actualize strategically then you may also expedite wirelessly. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to matrix holistically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack TQC. Without preplanned action-items, social networks are forced to become magnetic. The e-commerce factor is sexy. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7, C2C2B power shifts and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will streamline the ability of infomediaries to benchmark. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to monetize iteravely. We realize that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to architect holistically. We often whiteboard efficient systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? securadyne is the industry leader of turn-key micro-branding. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The scalable versioning factor is customized, end-to-end. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? We will scale the term "social-network-based, value-added, infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of IIS and AJAX. Think super-integrated. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate defiantly. If you transform perfectly, you may have to disintermediate globally. Think intra-granular. It seems mixed-up, but it's completely true!