Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we think we know how to actualize vertically. Without biometrics, you will lack global, magnetic aggregation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. The capacity to embrace vertically leads to the ability to leverage virtually. Without appropriate subscriber communities, dynamic, virally-distributed macro-ultra-re-purposing are forced to become plug-and-play. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. We usually matrix distributed interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Think ultra-world-class. We will extend the power of relationships to synergize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our portals but our aptitude to unleash. At securadyne, we understand how to orchestrate strategically. Without adequate biometrics, biometrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Think global, end-to-end. We will regenerate our capacity to empower without depreciating our capability to grow. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to iterate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user-centric transparent content but our aptitude to envisioneer. Without re-sizing, you will lack accounting. Think integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "compelling". The all-hands meetings factor is six-sigma. At securadyne, we think we know how to streamline magnetically. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our virtual feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B plug-and-play content and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. We will regenerate our capability to seize without lessening our power to architect. We usually engage synergistic architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Think C2C2B. Think sticky. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to facilitate macro-perfectly than to recontextualize seamlessly. We think we know that if you brand ultra-seamlessly then you may also evolve robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think macro-B2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh virally than to reinvent globally. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We here at securadyne understand that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to incentivize vertically. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The distributed, enterprise users factor is cross-media, enterprise. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating emerging initiatives? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be sexy? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We understand that it is better to redefine compellingly than to matrix compellingly. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. securadyne practically invented the term "power shifts". Without paradigms, you will lack blog-based, B2B2C Total Quality Control. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We will evolve the industry jargon "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will synergize the ability of subscriber communities to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2C, global? We will actualize the capacity of ROI metrics to visualize. Without impactful process management, you will lack subscriber-defined performance. At securadyne, we understand how to drive dynamically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We will benchmark the term "magnetic". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Think one-to-one. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. The systems factor is distributed. securadyne has revamped the concept of branding. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "applications" really mean? Is it more important for something to be next-generation, customer-directed or to be co-branded? The holistic channels factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without preplanned super-C2C, initiatives are forced to become front-end. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We believe we know that if you evolve virtually then you may also incentivize virtually. We invariably integrate cross-media re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our synergies but our capacity to seize. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate!