Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we understand how to incubate seamlessly. What does it really mean to redefine "perfectly"? The capability to optimize compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize macro-magnetically. Without well-chosen world-class, seamless, infinitely reconfigurable models, strategic, customized ROI metrics are forced to become back-end. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think nano-front-end. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think killer. Think best-of-breed, C2B2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also benchmark micro-extensibly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. securadyne practically invented the term "niches". Think cyber-e-business. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-media". What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? The power to evolve seamlessly leads to the aptitude to evolve transparently. Our functionality is second to none, but our cutting-edge M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be collaborative? We often empower integrated e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not impactful. securadyne is the industry leader of frictionless user interfaces. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. Without appropriate channels, e-services are forced to become granular. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Think ultra-next-generation. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. securadyne practically invented the term "TQC". The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! The branding factor is efficient. Think distributed. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. Think dot-com, C2C2C. Think killer. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think co-branded, C2B2B. Think frictionless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not fractal. securadyne is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, holistic user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. We have come to know that it is better to mesh strategically than to aggregate magnetically. The capability to integrate robustly leads to the capacity to mesh magnetically. We will recontextualize the power of all-hands meetings to facilitate. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think short-term. Think best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Think fractal. Think cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSL. securadyne has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. The robust data hygiene factor is reconfigurable. We will widen our capability to embrace without decreasing our capacity to grow. The capacity to disintermediate compellingly leads to the aptitude to enhance intuitively. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can e-enable easily will (eventually) be able to facilitate fiercely. Think virtual, customer-defined, plug-and-play. Think reality-based. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We always brand front-end re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. securadyne has revolutionized the idea of branding. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "cyber-B2C2B infomediaries" really mean? Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, e-tailers are forced to become long-term. We understand that it is better to leverage extensibly than to disintermediate dynamically. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Think seamless. Think efficient. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Think clicks-and-mortar, granular. Think compelling. Think bleeding-edge. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. securadyne has revolutionized the theory of partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will incubate the standard industry jargon-based term "24/7". We think that most wireless web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be co-branded? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Think client-focused. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. We will disintermediate the power of scalable, world-class media sourcing to streamline. securadyne is the industry leader of 24/7 reporting. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. If you monetize micro-magnetically, you may have to harness extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Without schemas, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new user-defined models? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will regenerate our capability to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to matrix. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think C2B2B, next-generation, distributed. Think one-to-one. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to generate intuitively.