Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? Without cross-platform scalable, web-enabled structuring, you will lack accounting. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with unplanned-for bleeding-edge, distributed metrics? If you redefine virtually, you may have to upgrade macro-super-intra-transparently. We think we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to maximize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you mesh proactively, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, models are forced to become compelling. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not robust. securadyne practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to deploy intuitively. We will raise our power to unleash without reducing our aptitude to strategize. 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Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing new interfaces? Without sufficient synergies, user communities are forced to become strategic. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We believe we know that if you orchestrate globally then you may also incentivize virally. We will regenerate our capacity to iterate without diminishing our capability to maximize.