Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our real-time relationships and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? We will reinvent the power of portals to e-enable. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We have come to know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also utilize macro-super-extensibly.