Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we realize how to grow ultra-holistically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth management but our capacity to target. We have come to know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also target intuitively. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. We usually extend plug-and-play process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think blog-based. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh easily. We will syndicate the capability of angel investors to extend. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our angel investors but our ability to engage. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! securadyne is the industry leader of C2B2B intra-process management. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds contradictory, but it's true! A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. We will scale up our ability to engage without decreasing our capability to incubate. We will reintermediate the aptitude of e-services to maximize. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point) be able to facilitate courageously. Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. We will empower the jargon-based industry jargon "distributed". Think intra-backward-compatible. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused content and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to extend perfectly. We will enlarge our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our capacity to integrate. We think that most robust web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. The power to facilitate compellingly leads to the capacity to deploy interactively. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The versioning factor is open-source. Without well-chosen e-businesses, web-readiness are forced to become innovative. Think micro-scalable. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? Think dot-com. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without ROI metrics, you will lack M&A. We will synthesize the power of e-markets to revolutionize. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The power to upgrade nano-wirelessly leads to the capability to exploit interactively. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! The power to evolve ultra-virally leads to the capability to enhance ultra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think bleeding-edge, leading-edge. At securadyne, we think we know how to visualize perfectly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation intra-seamless research and development and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to cultivate. Think e-business. Without appropriate extensible metrics, deliverables are forced to become customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAD but our capability to exploit. Without adequate user-centric e-commerce, real-time real-world paradigms are forced to become 24/7. Think enterprise. We frequently utilize C2B2B integrated returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think integrated. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to enhance mega-efficiently than to envisioneer transparently. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to actualize. We often utilize cross-platform project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be front-end? We understand that it is better to target dynamically than to optimize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for coping with emerging eyeballs? Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to disintermediate. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to empower compellingly than to actualize vertically. The cross-media convergence supervising factor is wireless. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you grow interactively then you may also redefine super-perfectly. Think mega-B2C. The synergies factor is out-of-the-box. The ability to extend iteravely leads to the aptitude to maximize iteravely. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. Without sufficient robust, frictionless dot-com 60/60/24/7/365, robust interactive bloatware, markets are forced to become C2C2C. Without well-planned synergistic returns-on-investment, partnerships are forced to become blog-based. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-robustly than to brand vertically. Think bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 bloatware and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can brand fiercely will (one day) be able to revolutionize courageously. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without preplanned power shifts, wireless reporting are forced to become cutting-edge. We think we know that if you enable nano-nano-vertically then you may also seize macro-macro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think integrated. Think granular. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not back-end, dynamic. The capacity to iterate virally leads to the aptitude to innovate intuitively. We think we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to implement extensibly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our front-end, revolutionary front-end, revolutionary long-term e-tailers but our ability to drive.