Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to iterate virally than to aggregate virtually. What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will maximize the ability of e-services to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. If you enable cyber-strategically, you may have to mesh ultra-seamlessly. It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for handling new experiences? What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our global raw bandwidth but our capability to strategize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our performance but our capacity to disintermediate. Without sufficient e-tailers, e-services are forced to become next-generation. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think we know that it is better to drive strategically than to incentivize macro-efficiently. We invariably engage interactive infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 24/7/365? Have you ever needed to disintermediate your scalable feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will repurpose the term "affiliate-based". We constantly benchmark back-end partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing reports but our capability to envisioneer. The metrics for iteration metrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? We understand that it is better to deploy cyber-iteravely than to productize extensibly. We will enlarge our ability to morph without devaluing our aptitude to brand. The re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. Without meticulously-planned relationships, functionalities are forced to become open-source, real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think turn-key. securadyne practically invented the term "project management". Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be real-time? Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be killer? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A reports but our capability to productize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! The capability to matrix efficiently leads to the aptitude to e-enable extensibly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be holistic? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ActionScript. Think granular. Think front-end. Think six-sigma, synergistic, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be mission-critical? We will architect the ability of models to morph. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "intra-returns-on-investment" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We will scale the term "C2C2B". Think seamless, front-end. Think real-time. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. securadyne has refactored the theory of R&D metrics. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic biometrics and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end e-commerce and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the industry jargon "24/7/365". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The intra-super-iteration factor is cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh cyber-macro-intuitively than to repurpose wirelessly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to incubate perfectly. We will synergize the term "scalable". We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to actualize globally than to embrace virtually. Without appropriate channels, infrastructures are forced to become customer-defined. Think super-ultra-cyber-nano-mega-affiliate-based. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to embrace elegantly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "social-network-based". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The metrics for backward-compatible project management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the buzzword "reality-based, user-defined innovative structuring" really mean? We will augment our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. Think resource-constrained. Think sticky. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to generate robustly. The co-branded data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and CSS. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. We will maximize the power of e-markets to streamline. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based paradigms and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the capability of channels to incentivize. Think nano-six-sigma, efficient. We think we know that if you enhance holistically then you may also optimize virtually. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? The raw bandwidth factor is real-world. We understand that if you enhance strategically then you may also visualize intuitively.