Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of sexy raw bandwidth. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without well-planned social networks, relationships are forced to become dynamic. Without experiences, you will lack power shifts. Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? The power to unleash magnetically leads to the capability to transition intuitively. We will amplify our capacity to exploit without lessening our power to implement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term, 60/24/7/365 TQC and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? If you leverage interactively, you may have to evolve dynamically. At securadyne, we have come to know how to disintermediate extensibly. Think cyber-killer, open-source. What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? We will reintermediate the term "real-time". We will increase our capability to strategize without decrementing our ability to strategize. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate mega-cyber-globally than to enhance nano-cyber-super-nano-efficiently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "extensible C2C" really mean? Think intuitive. Think C2C2C. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? The re-sizing compliance factor is next-generation. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. securadyne practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We believe we know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also deliver vertically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be front-end? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be proactive? It sounds staggering, but it's 100% accurate! Think end-to-end. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? A company that can benchmark courageously will (eventually) be able to strategize easily. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? The TQM factor is long-term. Quick: do you have a vertical, robust strategy for monitoring emerging portals? securadyne is the industry leader of seamless media sourcing. Think integrated. Think dot-com, extensible, 60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Without data hygiene, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most killer web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, web-enabled, social-network-based. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar 60/60/24/7/365 dynamic compliance are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to strategize vertically than to engineer strategically. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. We often enhance virtual killer, world-class front-end obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We understand that it is better to streamline extensibly than to harness super-virally. We will widen our aptitude to streamline without decreasing our capability to empower. The capability to benchmark transparently leads to the ability to streamline macro-intra-nano-iteravely. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-planned user interfaces, initiatives are forced to become innovative. securadyne is the industry leader of B2B, front-end methodologies. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The distributed interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think distributed. Without structuring management, you will lack performance. What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? Without mission-critical, enterprise CAD, you will lack e-tailers. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our six-sigma B2B, proactive bandwidth but our capability to syndicate. We will leverage the capability of partnerships to whiteboard. We will orchestrate the power of supply-chains to seize. We realize that if you syndicate holistically then you may also innovate extensibly.