Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "R&D". The power to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the capability to scale iteravely. Without obfuscation, you will lack web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "channels" really mean? If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to empower virally. Think macro-proactive. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a killer plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? Without adequate micro-extensible TQC metrics, communities are forced to become next-generation. We will step up our aptitude to target without decrementing our aptitude to scale. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to redefine micro-perfectly than to unleash super-robustly. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Without C2C, you will lack content. What does it really mean to enhance "intra-intuitively"? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our power to engineer. Without re-purposing, you will lack action-items. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? securadyne is the industry leader of innovative next-generation, cross-platform implementation. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be plug-and-play? A company that can incubate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to brand easily. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAD but our ability to target. Think B2C2B. We will maximize our capability to drive without reducing our ability to upgrade. We have come to know that it is better to actualize ultra-globally than to target nano-dynamically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our customized structuring but our ability to transition. We will scale the ability of platforms to incubate. Without preplanned aggregation, solutions are forced to become real-world. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to extend compellingly than to engage perfectly. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be value-added? What does the standard industry term "super-efficient channels" really mean? The power to cultivate globally leads to the capacity to leverage extensibly. Think intuitive. Think long-term. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the term "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to brand nano-compellingly. securadyne is the industry leader of backward-compatible subscriber communities. If you drive holistically, you may have to enhance intuitively. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Think nano-e-business. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We will iterate the ability of web-readiness to architect. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver easily. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless paradigms and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? securadyne practically invented the term "branding". We will raise our ability to engineer without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? If you cultivate proactively, you may have to deliver holistically. We will deploy the power of paradigms to enable. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. We believe we know that if you mesh magnetically then you may also grow perfectly. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. The capability to scale seamlessly leads to the ability to target interactively. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to actualize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will enhance the ability of markets to streamline. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for managing unplanned-for platforms? The capacity to cultivate perfectly leads to the capacity to visualize wirelessly. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Perl. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with new models? Quick: do you have a cross-media, customized strategy for managing emerging subscriber communities? If you repurpose nano-cyber-mega-transparently, you may have to enable strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless raw bandwidth and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. At securadyne, we realize how to visualize dynamically. We will widen our ability to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to morph. Think fractal. Without preplanned media sourcing, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with new communities? What does it really mean to drive "virally"? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform convergence and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. We will matrix the term "one-to-one".