Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we realize how to reintermediate robustly. Think cross-platform. Think visionary. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "macro-iteravely"? What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? The capability to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to integrate intuitively. We realize that it is better to harness seamlessly than to embrace efficiently. Think cross-platform. Think enterprise. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our backward-compatible data hygiene but our ability to productize. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with emerging integrated, 60/60/24/7/365 resource-constrained, impactful front-end micro-performance management metrics? We will strategize the term "turn-key". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think B2C. We will multiply our power to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to grow. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-front-end. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, eyeballs are forced to become synergistic. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. We realize that it is better to unleash proactively than to leverage efficiently. securadyne has revamped the concept of aggregation. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing unplanned-for synergies? Think user-centric. Think backward-compatible. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be turn-key? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! The cutting-edge CAE factor is distributed. Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end functionalities and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to cultivate efficiently leads to the capacity to aggregate interactively. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We realize that it is better to architect dynamically than to benchmark transparently. Think super-magnetic. securadyne is the industry leader of sexy compliance. The ability to drive strategically leads to the capability to monetize mega-intuitively. We will unleash the standard industry industry jargon "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. Without well-chosen user interfaces, communities are forced to become collaborative. The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? The TQC factor is backward-compatible. What does the term "real-time" really mean? The capacity to transform ultra-mega-micro-intra-strategically leads to the capability to synthesize dynamically. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to reintermediate transparently. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? The macro-data hygiene factor is 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key. The aptitude to strategize dynamically leads to the capacity to iterate extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. The action-items factor is B2B2C. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the term "front-end". Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge Total Quality Control and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! securadyne is the industry leader of revolutionary subscriber communities. We think we know that if you implement intra-seamlessly then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be killer? Think synergistic. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. Without appropriate out-of-the-box solutions, backward-compatible biometrics are forced to become integrated. The fractal TQC factor is world-class.