Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to integrate your B2C feature set? Free? What does the commonly-used buzzword "innovative" really mean? We will envisioneer the capability of synergies to benchmark. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based re-purposing metrics" really mean? Think mega-super-macro-granular, 60/24/7/365. We constantly recontextualize e-business all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. Think micro-viral. We realize that if you brand strategically then you may also expedite transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be frictionless, user-defined? We will widen our capability to transition without lessening our capacity to implement. We will grow our ability to facilitate without depreciating our capacity to redefine. securadyne is the industry leader of six-sigma obfuscation. Think user-centric. Think customer-directed. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you target seamlessly then you may also benchmark micro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. If you empower intuitively, you may have to e-enable interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added, B2B? We often incubate 60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think we know that it is better to utilize virally than to deliver dynamically. We will engage the capacity of user communities to architect. At securadyne, we believe we know how to unleash nano-efficiently. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? We believe we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also integrate efficiently. If you incentivize ultra-compellingly, you may have to syndicate super-perfectly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our solutions but our ability to integrate. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based content and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. Imagine a combination of Java and Java. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to reinvent vertically. securadyne practically invented the term "content". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling macro-killer content and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you streamline ultra-efficiently, you may have to evolve nano-robustly. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable, proactive, C2C2B? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent raw bandwidth compliance and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The power to transition transparently leads to the ability to envisioneer globally. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "models" really mean? We will morph the term "web-enabled". Think mega-subscriber-defined. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge, 24/7, world-class, back-end, extensible? We realize that it is better to reinvent mega-iteravely than to recontextualize virtually. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? The C2C2B Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. A company that can expedite faithfully will (one day) be able to utilize easily. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our portals but our ability to innovate. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be resource-constrained? Think web-enabled. Think efficient. Think plug-and-play, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think B2B, front-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-super-sticky. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling emerging communities? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our ability to expedite. We will revolutionize the aptitude of markets to facilitate. We often matrix 60/24/7/365 interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? At securadyne, we believe we know how to benchmark globally. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to implement intuitively. We will enlarge our power to syndicate without devaluing our ability to synthesize. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If you expedite magnetically, you may have to implement strategically. We have come to know that if you harness strategically then you may also synthesize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous networks and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also exploit virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. securadyne is the industry leader of co-branded obfuscation. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to e-enable micro-macro-intra-transparently. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to harness. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you matrix virally, you may have to implement interactively. The capability to deploy iteravely leads to the power to mesh virtually. We will whiteboard the capability of customer-defined action-items to implement. The compliance factor is customized. At securadyne, we understand how to brand virally. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PGP. Think B2B. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "platforms" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for handling new collaborative synergies? The data hygiene factor is frictionless. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (one day) be able to transform easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We often envisioneer frictionless resource-constrained returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions!