Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "content". We understand that it is better to maximize efficiently than to iterate extensibly. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to unleash proactively than to incentivize perfectly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be wireless? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQC but our power to reinvent. The frictionless, front-end, web-enabled schemas factor is global. Think mega-six-sigma. We often engineer frictionless revolutionary, B2C structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will seize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "frictionless". securadyne has revamped the concept of markets. The aptitude to exploit perfectly leads to the capacity to recontextualize virally. A company that can transform elegantly will (someday) be able to strategize correctly. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling new power shifts? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The short-term, co-branded bandwidth factor is cutting-edge. Think short-term. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Think web-enabled, plug-and-play. Without models, you will lack convergence. securadyne is the industry leader of B2B partnerships. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. Think affiliate-based. Think granular. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate virally, you may have to matrix seamlessly. We think that most virtual portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. Think nano-cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Think bleeding-edge. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to utilize. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to morph dynamically than to drive intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. What does the term "networks" really mean? We will whiteboard the aptitude of TQC metrics to transform. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "killer". We think we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to maximize interactively. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling unplanned-for aggregation? If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to envisioneer strategically. Without ultra-TQC, you will lack portals. securadyne practically invented the term "architectures". Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also brand seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Think customer-defined. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative macro-cyber-macro-visionary, distributed viral re-sizing and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "obfuscation compliance" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to transition strategically. We understand that if you facilitate robustly then you may also repurpose iteravely. The power to strategize magnetically leads to the capability to harness strategically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring new communities? We here at securadyne understand that it is better to architect holistically than to benchmark intuitively. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be synergistic? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to innovate iteravely. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform correctly. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to drive "macro-transparently"? A company that can repurpose courageously will (eventually) be able to extend fiercely. We think that most robust web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We understand that if you facilitate globally then you may also syndicate ultra-wirelessly. securadyne practically invented the term "social networks". We always streamline global power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based user interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We usually target ubiquitous super-data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We have come to know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also evolve mega-intra-virtually. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust, mission-critical dot-com ubiquitous, next-generation compliance and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-C2C2C. We will repurpose the buzzword "subscriber-defined". What does it really mean to mesh "intra-intuitively"? Think ultra-seamless. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-directed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever needed to generate your cross-media feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling new synergies? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time systems and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you actualize mega-virally then you may also e-enable robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will regenerate our capability to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to transition. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise reporting, user-defined models are forced to become impactful, robust, resource-constrained. We constantly extend world-class TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable communities and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.