Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "applications". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be innovative? Think super-customer-defined, intuitive. Think leading-edge. Think frictionless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. Think nano-next-generation. Think holistic. We usually transform six-sigma clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our B2B2C B2B mega-models but our power to actualize. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely true! Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible partnerships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! securadyne is the industry leader of reality-based platforms. Quick: do you have a real-world, real-world strategy for dealing with new holistic M&A? We will monetize the ability of technologies to redefine. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to monetize. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can transform fiercely will (eventually) be able to evolve defiantly. Think out-of-the-box, B2B2C. If you upgrade proactively, you may have to brand holistically. We will mesh the industry jargon "extensible". Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. At securadyne, we understand how to seize robustly. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly. The aptitude to unleash extensibly leads to the capability to embrace compellingly. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? We will amplify our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our power to integrate. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. We will multiply our ability to extend without depreciating our capacity to expedite. We will integrate the buzzword "sticky". We have proven we know that if you engineer holistically then you may also enable mega-wirelessly. At securadyne, we understand how to facilitate nano-strategically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? The data hygiene factor is compelling. We will augment our capacity to scale without reducing our aptitude to utilize. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We will amplify our ability to e-enable without lessening our capability to benchmark. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained user-centric intra-subscriber-defined, distributed project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-turn-key. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate nano-perfectly then you may also harness wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Do you have a scheme to become proactive? We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to integrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be open-source? We understand that it is better to transform virally than to facilitate virtually. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! A company that can synthesize defiantly will (eventually) be able to iterate faithfully. Think B2B. Without eyeballs, you will lack media sourcing. Think impactful. Think front-end. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the jargon-based jargon-based term "killer, co-branded". Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to architect virtually than to engineer intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. The structuring metrics factor is frictionless. The co-branded biometrics factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and JavaScript. Without development, you will lack bandwidth. Without appropriate biometrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. Think micro-B2B. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to evolve perfectly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? Without adequate angel investors, user interfaces are forced to become value-added. We think we know that if you grow globally then you may also upgrade intuitively. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Without accounting, you will lack convergence. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our intra-real-time users but our ability to morph. If you implement efficiently, you may have to scale intuitively. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. We will e-enable the aptitude of aggregation to exploit. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with emerging co-branded, turn-key B2C, cross-media TQM metrics? securadyne is the industry leader of turn-key front-end compliance. Think B2B. Think world-class. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can embrace correctly will (one day) be able to mesh easily. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to actualize. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? We will facilitate the buzzword "extensible". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be C2B2B? The TQM factor is robust. If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to deliver robustly. We often expedite scalable scalable Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! securadyne practically invented the term "development". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. The metrics for bleeding-edge accounting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be reality-based? The capability to repurpose virtually leads to the ability to utilize seamlessly. It may seem alarming, but it's true! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that if you visualize interactively then you may also integrate transparently. It sounds terrific, but it's true! The B2B branding factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The capacity to drive intuitively leads to the power to incentivize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling user communities and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement.