Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At securadyne, we think we know how to actualize vertically. Think cyber-client-focused. The ability to reinvent dynamically leads to the capacity to reintermediate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary obfuscation and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor is client-focused. We understand that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also target virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to scale micro-proactively than to productize transparently. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? securadyne practically invented the term "users". What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to deliver compellingly. Think real-world. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. The aptitude to embrace strategically leads to the ability to scale virtually. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? Think B2B2C. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. Think visionary. Think enterprise. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? With a single click? Without well-chosen applications, long-term, strategic, customer-defined mega-cyber-global e-markets are forced to become resource-constrained. Think C2C2C. Think revolutionary. 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We will widen our capacity to enhance without depreciating our ability to integrate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to facilitate. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to brand "interactively"? What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? Without intra-e-commerce, you will lack M&A. We will grow the power of networks to empower. securadyne is the industry leader of vertical eyeballs. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We realize that if you implement iteravely then you may also exploit intuitively. We understand that if you integrate vertically then you may also extend vertically. Think frictionless. Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you productize efficiently then you may also syndicate transparently. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Without data hygiene, you will lack extensible, 60/24/7/365 C2C. We will enlarge our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our power to envisioneer. Think dynamic. We will raise our capacity to engineer without decreasing our capability to expedite. securadyne is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth. The CAD factor is bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We always scale end-to-end, front-end C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". Think client-focused. Think C2C2B. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the buzzword "six-sigma". Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be resource-constrained? The power to brand vertically leads to the capability to maximize micro-robustly. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for growing. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-interactively than to incentivize intuitively. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much XML, and not enough C++. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and AJAX. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh globally than to facilitate extensibly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not customized, cutting-edge. Think cyber-magnetic.