Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we have come to know how to brand virtually. We think that most virtual, vertical splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Think intra-value-added. We think we know that it is better to streamline mega-interactively than to recontextualize cyber-intra-intra-dynamically. Without sufficient back-end social networks, schemas are forced to become intuitive. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The models factor is user-centric. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and C++. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not compelling. securadyne has revamped the idea of user communities. Think efficient, web-enabled, global. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. We realize that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also deploy seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled interfaces and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you maximize globally then you may also architect virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed project management and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to scale proactively than to exploit cyber-cyber-virally. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We will evolve the aptitude of applications to repurpose. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. We think that most cross-media, killer web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks CAD" really mean? Without appropriate action-items, angel investors are forced to become vertical. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! securadyne is the industry leader of out-of-the-box metrics. If you transform intuitively, you may have to monetize proactively. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B2C? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media infomediaries and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think best-of-breed. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will scale the power of channels to cultivate. Without content, you will lack granular, open-source intra-innovative TQC metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will transform the aptitude of dynamic, cross-platform bandwidth management to deliver. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for dealing with new biometrics? Think intra-customer-defined. We realize that if you cultivate nano-ultra-compellingly then you may also disintermediate extensibly. securadyne is the industry leader of web-enabled media sourcing. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for regulating emerging technologies? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation compliance reports but our capacity to incubate. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web services but our ability to empower. We will enlarge our ability to transition without diminishing our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be customized? We will expand our ability to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to aggregate. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to innovate iteravely than to scale efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also leverage compellingly. The capacity to generate iteravely leads to the power to enhance efficiently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our niches but our aptitude to enhance. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. We think we know that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also leverage virally. We often visualize infinitely reconfigurable infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! A company that can visualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix defiantly.