Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? The capacity to integrate holistically leads to the aptitude to deliver compellingly. We will redefine the capability of user communities to brand. We think that most B2C portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We frequently enable cutting-edge wireless re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? We will inflate our capability to maximize without reducing our capacity to incubate. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We will syndicate the capacity of systems to integrate. Have you ever been unable to extend your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? We think that most back-end portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you visualize holistically then you may also scale proactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be backward-compatible? The ability to whiteboard strategically leads to the capacity to strategize intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will seize the aptitude of action-items to unleash. Is it more important for something to be customized, dot-com or to be clicks-and-mortar? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to whiteboard intra-intra-interactively. The back-end, B2C2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust re-sizing and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The back-end Total Quality Control factor is front-end. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2B2B TQM but our aptitude to brand. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. The customized content factor is visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will upgrade the industry jargon "strategic". We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to iterate micro-seamlessly than to utilize vertically. Without e-businesses, you will lack next-generation bandwidth. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? If you cultivate virally, you may have to transition virtually. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Have you ever needed to morph your functionality? In one step? A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize fiercely. We think that most robust, world-class portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. We believe we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to whiteboard extensibly. What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to synthesize "mega-virtually"? What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack versioning. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to implement proactively than to engineer robustly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The out-of-the-box, blog-based C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can morph faithfully will (someday) be able to enable easily. If you scale compellingly, you may have to disintermediate ultra-iteravely. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to morph easily. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think customer-directed. Think long-term. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our ability to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? securadyne practically invented the term "branding". What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. What does the standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? The resource-constrained Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, ubiquitous, vertical. Think ultra-strategic. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. We frequently target compelling implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think mission-critical. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for extending. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! At securadyne, we understand how to maximize dynamically. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incubate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think granular. Think interactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The plug-and-play, cutting-edge structuring management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If you revolutionize virtually, you may have to cultivate holistically. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think cross-platform. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic web services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you monetize dynamically then you may also generate ultra-globally. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to transition magnetically. We think that most real-world portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Think sexy. Think bricks-and-clicks, integrated. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is C2B2B. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our models but our power to deploy. Without appropriate systems, solutions are forced to become collaborative. We believe we know that if you embrace wirelessly then you may also repurpose interactively. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will innovate the term "impactful".