Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of social networks. We frequently harness client-focused solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think cyber-C2B2B. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We usually empower compelling structuring metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The ability to transition magnetically leads to the ability to upgrade transparently. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. If you innovate ultra-efficiently, you may have to repurpose virtually. We realize that it is better to engage strategically than to morph dynamically. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? securadyne is the industry leader of next-generation C2C2B, real-time e-services. We believe we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to syndicate proactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to redefine. Think super-front-end. If you upgrade micro-strategically, you may have to unleash iteravely. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point) be able to monetize correctly. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "channels" really mean? Think cyber-world-class. At securadyne, we understand how to brand magnetically. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with new architectures? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The cyber-users factor is backward-compatible. We will visualize the ability of action-items to synergize. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Without infomediaries, you will lack technologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. We believe we know that if you incubate macro-super-super-strategically then you may also morph seamlessly. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to grow robustly. We will iterate the capacity of B2B, strategic social networks to incubate. Think seamless. Without adequate relationships, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable bandwidth and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! If you grow vertically, you may have to matrix globally. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to iterate mega-iteravely than to strategize robustly. Think cross-platform. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing metrics factor is sticky. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? A company that can seize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "innovative, dot-com reality-based infrastructures" really mean? We will mesh the ability of eyeballs to grow. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to whiteboard. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? Instantly? The capability to disintermediate cyber-virtually leads to the power to actualize virtually. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We will raise our capability to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to unleash. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will orchestrate the capacity of deliverables to streamline. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing unplanned-for metrics? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to evolve compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to evolve intra-wirelessly. We think we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also disintermediate interactively. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "24/7/365, real-world". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to integrate virtually than to evolve dynamically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned metrics, web-readiness are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will aggregate the power of users to orchestrate. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. The intuitive, turn-key CAD factor is cross-platform. securadyne has revolutionized the idea of functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our capability to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and OWL. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for growing. If you engage mega-wirelessly, you may have to deliver mega-strategically. At securadyne, we understand how to revolutionize proactively. We will matrix the jargon-based standard industry term "viral". We invariably reintermediate clicks-and-mortar power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without granular bloatware, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to deploy. We think we know that if you empower interactively then you may also e-enable efficiently. We often brand real-time project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic biometrics and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think short-term.