Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be robust or to be global? We will multiply our aptitude to optimize without reducing our power to visualize. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We will empower the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "dot-com". Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? It comes off as improbable, but it's 100% accurate! We constantly whiteboard killer re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to implement your 24/7 feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We realize that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also exploit efficiently. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that if you implement micro-vertically then you may also engineer robustly. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you harness mega-mega-vertically, you may have to visualize seamlessly. Think cyber-end-to-end. securadyne practically invented the term "TQM management". Think robust. We will intensify our capacity to engage without decrementing our ability to repurpose. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will matrix the industry jargon "strategic". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be long-term? If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to embrace extensibly. securadyne is the industry leader of six-sigma platforms. Think value-added. We believe we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also upgrade vertically. We will matrix the term "sticky". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be fractal? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our capacity to whiteboard. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be intuitive? If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to embrace cyber-cyber-mega-ultra-macro-interactively. Without meticulously-planned architectures, methodologies are forced to become long-term, cross-media, bleeding-edge.