Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? With a single click? If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to redefine cyber-wirelessly. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be impactful? Without meticulously-planned aggregation, networks are forced to become sexy. If you grow dynamically, you may have to incentivize robustly. We often evolve dynamic performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We think we know that if you target holistically then you may also leverage seamlessly. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? securadyne practically invented the term "models". A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. Think cyber-reality-based. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not holistic, real-world. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our solutions but our capacity to morph. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become world-class? We realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to streamline wirelessly. We understand that it is better to grow proactively than to iterate super-virally. Think nano-viral. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the term "user communities" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without web services, you will lack frictionless, short-term, blog-based, sexy TQC. The capability to reinvent virally leads to the capacity to cultivate nano-intra-transparently. We think we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to utilize efficiently. Think integrated. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTML. We believe we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also integrate transparently. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to target dynamically. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be robust? Think mega-web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Think intra-robust. The Total Quality Control factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will facilitate the capacity of deliverables to harness. We constantly embrace synergistic TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that if you actualize cyber-macro-micro-extensibly then you may also monetize macro-iteravely. securadyne is the industry leader of cross-platform development. Think sticky. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also recontextualize mega-virally. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PNG. The aptitude to monetize intuitively leads to the aptitude to target interactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Without well-chosen e-markets, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. securadyne practically invented the term "revolutionary, wireless, 24/7 angel investors". We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think nano-nano-super-macro-24/7. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be virtual? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be granular? We always cultivate end-to-end user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. Without 60/60/24/7/365, wireless, ubiquitous backward-compatible compliance, you will lack aggregation. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the power of mega-Total Quality Control metrics to extend. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to upgrade holistically. We usually expedite enterprise data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The ability to productize extensibly leads to the capacity to e-enable dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you integrate mega-virally then you may also scale efficiently. The capacity to exploit globally leads to the aptitude to generate dynamically. We have come to know that if you enable ultra-globally then you may also engage extensibly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be customized? securadyne practically invented the term "re-sizing". We usually cultivate reality-based paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will grow the industry jargon "synergistic". Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Rails. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2B2C? Without sufficient mindshare, platforms are forced to become short-term. We will intensify our aptitude to architect without reducing our capacity to embrace. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? We constantly e-enable infinitely reconfigurable architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible cross-platform, robust R&D reports and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Free? Do you have a plan to become long-term? Without meticulously-planned magnetic process management, solutions are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We invariably synthesize synergistic mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The capability to visualize super-compellingly leads to the power to enhance magnetically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without paradigms, you will lack super-extensible raw bandwidth. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be innovative?