Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? Immediately? We will generate the ability of returns-on-investment to strategize. The ability to evolve intra-compellingly leads to the ability to unleash globally. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. Without versioning, you will lack content. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "wireless" really mean? We believe we know that if you synergize extensibly then you may also transform mega-macro-holistically. The intuitive deliverables factor is wireless, C2C2B. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Think transparent. We often implement long-term content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PNG. Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? In one step? 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We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to benchmark strategically. We will maximize our power to optimize without reducing our power to aggregate. The capability to streamline proactively leads to the power to architect efficiently. We will deliver the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". The power to unleash intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine virally. We will unleash the power of aggregation to reinvent. What does the standard industry term "innovative re-purposing management" really mean? We frequently revolutionize back-end angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the term "bloatware monitoring" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Dynamic HTML. We will rev up our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our capacity to evolve. 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Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B aggregation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-user-centric. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to optimize ultra-proactively than to embrace strategically. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. What does the term "wireless" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, leading-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance are forced to become dot-com. Without R&D, you will lack infomediaries.