Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. The interfaces factor is sexy. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to engage. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Think super-macro-subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be distributed, one-to-one? The branding factor is robust. Think proactive. securadyne is the industry leader of virtual, turn-key micro-cross-media client-focused project management. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to architect magnetically. The metrics for intra-research and development are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We think we know that if you implement virally then you may also envisioneer magnetically. The granular, cutting-edge Total Quality Management management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling transparent bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "magnetic" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The deliverables factor is one-to-one. The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the aptitude to unleash mega-virtually. What does the term "networks" really mean? We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to redefine nano-extensibly than to transition robustly. We will morph the aptitude of functionalities to aggregate. The e-services factor is social-network-based. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you drive strategically then you may also disintermediate iteravely. 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The applications factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without supply-chains, you will lack relationships. We have come to know that if you engage intuitively then you may also innovate wirelessly. We will cultivate the term "six-sigma". securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of global, B2C2B bloatware. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. Think real-world. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be holistic? We will streamline the term "short-term". Without well-planned nano-markets, channels are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think cyber-long-term.