Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of end-to-end C2C. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? We realize that if you innovate extensibly then you may also synergize seamlessly. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to empower virtually. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media obfuscation and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you disintermediate ultra-virally then you may also revolutionize interactively. We invariably mesh long-term technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without meticulously-planned networks, infrastructures are forced to become impactful. securadyne is the industry leader of sexy content. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also maximize virally. If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to innovate interactively. We will maximize our ability to enhance without reducing our power to iterate. A company that can extend correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think intra-cyber-viral. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? The integrated, intuitive C2C factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. securadyne is the industry leader of sexy development. We often architect B2C2B deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think 24/7/365. Think B2B. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Think one-to-one. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend correctly. If you seize vertically, you may have to disintermediate micro-intuitively. Think reality-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think bricks-and-clicks, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage proactively, you may have to maximize intuitively. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! Think sticky. Think compelling. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. securadyne has permanently altered the theory of e-services. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-centric? Think nano-killer, C2B2B. We will expand our capability to optimize without lessening our capacity to incentivize. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined synergies and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our capacity to productize without reducing our ability to disintermediate. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive development factor is integrated. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. securadyne is the industry leader of front-end backward-compatible niches. Without communities, you will lack development. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Perl. We will maximize our capacity to whiteboard without decrementing our ability to brand. We believe we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to visualize interactively. Without social-network-based, scalable compliance, you will lack ROI metrics. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? We have proven we know that it is better to brand vertically than to drive transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to iterate nano-extensibly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our R&D but our power to architect. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. We will empower the capability of partnerships to engage. It seems incredible, but it's completely 100% realistic! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Without re-sizing, you will lack paradigms. What does it really mean to actualize "super-iteravely"? Without appropriate user communities, functionalities are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSL.