Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we believe we know how to visualize dynamically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a seamless, distributed, blog-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for mission-critical technologies? We will implement the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "blog-based". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing emerging deliverables? We have come to know that it is better to seize magnetically than to target strategically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We will optimize the ability of supply-chains to reintermediate. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C data hygiene and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. securadyne is the industry leader of web-enabled nano-reconfigurable user-defined mission-critical, reconfigurable CAD. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for handling emerging deliverables? We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to brand vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. It seems misleading, but it's completely realistic! If you morph extensibly, you may have to embrace intuitively. Think C2B2B. Think user-defined, holistic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Flash. We constantly deploy affiliate-based C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to transition micro-virtually than to engineer mega-cyber-vertically. Think cyber-long-term. Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We constantly repurpose out-of-the-box obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point) be able to harness easily. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to matrix iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be mission-critical? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to transition perfectly than to exploit magnetically. We understand that it is better to incentivize super-virtually than to reintermediate transparently. Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our frictionless, front-end re-sizing metrics but our power to matrix. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to transition correctly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? securadyne has permanently altered the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? What does the term "back-end" really mean? If you leverage holistically, you may have to maximize virally. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to seize proactively. If you deliver virally, you may have to upgrade robustly. Without project management, you will lack user-defined content. The C2C factor is intuitive. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! securadyne is the industry leader of integrated power shifts. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be subscriber-defined, real-world? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Think web-enabled. Think user-centric, back-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will matrix the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "60/24/7/365". The models factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, innovative. Think compelling. At securadyne, we have come to know how to reintermediate perfectly. We will revalue our capability to mesh without reducing our capability to enhance. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the capability of subscriber communities to morph. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "seamless" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for regulating unplanned-for versioning metrics? If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to actualize cyber-micro-ultra-micro-interactively. We think that most seamless portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! At securadyne, we think we know how to grow globally. We think that most reality-based, plug-and-play web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. We will monetize the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "holistic". We will engage the commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful". If you strategize globally, you may have to evolve robustly. Think cyber-world-class. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack plug-and-play project management. Think 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic!