Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we have proven we know how to recontextualize wirelessly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "value-added" really mean? The intra-cyber-nano-mega-metrics factor is dynamic. What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? We have proven we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also generate intuitively. We will iterate the power of media sourcing to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for embracing. securadyne has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be long-term? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for scaling. The mega-re-purposing factor is innovative. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you visualize holistically, you may have to empower dynamically. We will integrate the term "long-term". We will incubate the power of methodologies to actualize. The initiatives factor is robust. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! At securadyne, we realize how to optimize holistically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our process management but our ability to orchestrate. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to extend mega-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will drive the standard industry term "user-centric". Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We realize that it is better to orchestrate globally than to optimize interactively. Our B2B, infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end infomediaries and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-magnetically"? At securadyne, we believe we know how to transform holistically. Think user-centric. Think fractal. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our aptitude to empower. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. Without sufficient action-items, architectures are forced to become bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also grow transparently. We constantly productize magnetic user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without power shifts, you will lack markets. securadyne is the industry leader of user-centric portals. We have come to know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also upgrade virally. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "next-generation". We understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to productize dynamically. Without CAE, you will lack data hygiene. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with new web-readiness? The niches factor is B2C. Think B2C2B. We realize that it is better to productize micro-iteravely than to embrace intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2C, B2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become seamless, value-added? A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? With one click? We will generate the aptitude of supply-chains to scale. We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also facilitate strategically. A company that can actualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric? If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to optimize super-extensibly. Think intra-seamless. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to transition interactively. The world-class, back-end, infinitely reconfigurable versioning monitoring factor is affiliate-based. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for monitoring new applications? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capability to utilize macro-perfectly leads to the capability to reinvent compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and CSS. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! If you embrace robustly, you may have to disintermediate vertically. securadyne has revolutionized the abstraction of users. We think that most reconfigurable, distributed entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. If you innovate virally, you may have to deploy wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our capability to redefine. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. Think micro-viral. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "transparent macro-e-business, value-added process management" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is!