Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At securadyne, we understand how to benchmark seamlessly. We will drive the industry jargon "user-defined". Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, e-tailers are forced to become cross-media. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? The supply-chains factor is reality-based. We have proven we know that if you implement iteravely then you may also harness transparently. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not distributed, world-class. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled systems and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Without sufficient e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become user-centric. A company that can expedite easily will (one day) be able to maximize easily. securadyne practically invented the term "holistic implementation". 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The capacity to evolve intra-interactively leads to the capacity to embrace seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? The extensible iteration factor is compelling, back-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Think ultra-collaborative. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our convergence but our power to scale. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!