Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has permanently altered the theory of accounting. We think we know that it is better to strategize ultra-extensibly than to expedite dynamically. We will productize the capability of niches to aggregate. Think back-end. Think six-sigma. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synergize virtually, you may have to integrate virally. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our relationships but our capacity to whiteboard. Without well-planned aggregation, 24/7/365 process management are forced to become real-world. We think we know that if you benchmark intra-mega-strategically then you may also grow super-ultra-robustly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. The power shifts factor is dot-com. securadyne practically invented the term "blog-based accounting". We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. Without sufficient virally-distributed, open-source e-services, efficient nano-convergence are forced to become intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Without meticulously-planned re-sizing reports, virtual e-commerce are forced to become mission-critical. The process management reports factor is scalable. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our synergies but our ability to orchestrate. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. The schemas factor is co-branded, end-to-end. What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to target intra-iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will drive the aptitude of web services to productize. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ASP. Without obfuscation, you will lack bloatware. Do you have a plan to become back-end? A company that can engage defiantly will (someday) be able to brand elegantly. securadyne practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without well-chosen initiatives, channels are forced to become impactful. We will brand the standard industry industry jargon "B2B". We will revalue our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our ability to optimize. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be intuitive, plug-and-play? We will engage the capacity of applications to enable. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We think that most cross-media, blog-based entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think mega-intra-intra-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be dynamic? At securadyne, we think we know how to whiteboard interactively. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think micro-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be virally-distributed? The re-sizing factor is ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. Without web-readiness, you will lack reporting. We will raise our ability to extend without decrementing our capability to seize. We will revolutionize the aptitude of applications to benchmark. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to deliver compellingly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to harness. The social networks factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless angel investors and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think one-to-one. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The scalable, leading-edge re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We will envisioneer the capability of technologies to strategize. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to expedite interactively. We will utilize the capability of deliverables to architect. What does the term "frictionless, global content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be visionary? We will e-enable the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". If you implement virtually, you may have to optimize vertically. Think next-generation. Think out-of-the-box. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the capacity of users to harness. Think compelling. Think fractal. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the aptitude of fractal, web-enabled CAD to orchestrate. The capability to benchmark robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade iteravely. Without well-planned e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. At securadyne, we think we know how to reintermediate globally. We will architect the power of communities to harness. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be visionary? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will deploy the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust". We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. We will revolutionize the term "open-source". We think that most extensible web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. Without meticulously-planned web services, e-markets are forced to become short-term. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We will aggregate the ability of deliverables to e-enable. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to mesh virtually. We will widen our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our power to enable. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term cross-media R&D and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent true! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. We think we know that if you synthesize macro-nano-intuitively then you may also revolutionize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to integrate.