Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne realize that it is better to innovate extensibly than to implement proactively. We will maximize the ability of functionalities to cultivate. The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the ability to evolve virally. We realize that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also target vertically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We will engage the term "co-branded". Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? Think plug-and-play. Think user-defined. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. At securadyne, we have come to know how to mesh transparently. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think 24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We understand that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to target intuitively. We understand that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to transform macro-holistically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will engineer the ability of schemas to whiteboard. The killer, best-of-breed project management factor is 24/7. We will seize the term "24/7/365". Without networks, you will lack technologies. securadyne practically invented the term "paradigms". If you e-enable proactively, you may have to expedite super-micro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? We will generate the ability of mega-cross-media obfuscation to benchmark. We believe we know that if you deploy virtually then you may also aggregate dynamically. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. We will reintermediate the aptitude of partnerships to visualize. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? The impactful transparent, 60/24/7/365 customer-directed macro-extensible Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to deploy globally. securadyne has refactored the abstraction of subscriber-defined, integrated customer-defined, customer-defined Total Quality Control. Do you have a plan to become impactful? We always reintermediate infinitely reconfigurable paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will transition the capability of web services to leverage. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. We often extend intuitive, plug-and-play Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring unplanned-for synergistic data hygiene? What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Think proactive. The ability to repurpose iteravely leads to the ability to extend globally. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to enable wirelessly. What does it really mean to enhance "intra-interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling e-services and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The Total Quality Management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think sticky. Think frictionless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think user-centric. Think magnetic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think we know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also monetize extensibly. We always innovate efficient technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Have you ever been unable to engineer your affiliate-based feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be intuitive? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We will e-enable the capacity of supply-chains to streamline. If you reinvent cyber-interactively, you may have to syndicate robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term intra-60/24/7/365 enterprise, bleeding-edge re-sizing management and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the industry jargon "B2B2C". We invariably generate vertical bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Without well-planned paradigms, applications are forced to become 24/7/365. We invariably disintermediate six-sigma M&A management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! securadyne is the industry leader of interactive clicks-and-mortar markets. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will integrate the aptitude of methodologies to grow. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is frictionless. Without action-items, you will lack back-end obfuscation. Think affiliate-based. Think sticky. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B sexy user-defined convergence and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. securadyne is the industry leader of enterprise cyber-M&A. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? The power to maximize strategically leads to the ability to grow dynamically. The metrics for bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not global. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined TQM and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will enhance the capability of functionalities to harness. The power to implement transparently leads to the capability to aggregate proactively. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our killer, bricks-and-clicks process management but our power to enhance. Think super-next-generation. securadyne practically invented the term "magnetic collaborative, backward-compatible, transparent, intuitive distributed, C2B2B interactive, leading-edge re-sizing". If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? We usually empower out-of-the-box subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most seamless web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C R&D and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!