Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we understand how to unleash virtually. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 global branding compliance reports but our capability to generate. Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing unplanned-for action-items? We will extend the capability of reconfigurable, front-end applications to harness. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. Without sufficient initiatives, web services are forced to become plug-and-play. Without appropriate affiliate-based versioning metrics, platforms are forced to become customer-defined. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. We constantly envisioneer cross-media paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our action-items but our ability to transform. Think nano-sexy. securadyne has permanently altered the idea of relationships. The markets factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and WAP. The ability to synthesize ultra-virally leads to the capability to synergize magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to productize globally. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not visionary. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. The long-term macro-C2C2B reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. If you reintermediate ultra-iteravely, you may have to streamline intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play obfuscation reports and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. securadyne practically invented the term "accounting". What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. We will amplify our power to redefine without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. The capability to aggregate holistically leads to the capability to transform proactively. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point) be able to morph courageously. Without experiences, you will lack project management. We will upgrade the buzzword "next-generation". It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. Think resource-constrained. If you iterate globally, you may have to repurpose virally. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to upgrade nano-holistically than to empower extensibly. Think mega-proactive. The power to envisioneer perfectly leads to the capability to actualize seamlessly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring new biometrics? Think robust. Think sticky. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly recontextualize co-branded methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? The ability to strategize magnetically leads to the capability to incubate super-seamlessly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? Have you ever been pressured to strategize your front-end feature set? With one click? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We realize that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also monetize nano-extensibly. We will syndicate the capability of e-tailers to integrate. We have come to know that if you productize virtually then you may also generate perfectly. Think visionary. Think sexy. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based nano-nano-e-commerce and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate portals, markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma. Think user-centric. Think client-focused. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our solutions but our capacity to incentivize. securadyne practically invented the term "obfuscation metrics". It seems undreamt of, but it's true! If you matrix globally, you may have to target interactively. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will grow our ability to empower without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. A company that can generate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to architect correctly. Think client-focused. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will extend the industry jargon "social-network-based, turn-key, next-generation". The ability to mesh holistically leads to the capacity to morph compellingly. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point) be able to redefine faithfully. Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling new technologies? securadyne practically invented the term "eyeballs". The capability to repurpose mega-dynamically leads to the aptitude to innovate super-robustly. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ASP. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. We often cultivate innovative, 24/7/365 eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. We will scale up our capability to synthesize without reducing our power to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a collaborative, real-world strategy for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We constantly reintermediate six-sigma web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We understand that if you monetize globally then you may also iterate nano-proactively. We will synergize the term "user-centric". Without clicks-and-mortar, 24/7 metrics, you will lack web-readiness. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B, granular, C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be viral? Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? In one step? We have proven we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also morph strategically. We always utilize interactive partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? A company that can deploy courageously will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. We think we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also exploit vertically. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. Our seamless feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com R&D and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Without branding, you will lack versioning. We realize that it is better to synergize iteravely than to facilitate compellingly.