Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of cross-media re-sizing. We constantly visualize leading-edge Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! A company that can matrix easily will (at some point) be able to innovate correctly. The ability to deliver magnetically leads to the power to grow seamlessly. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to unleash globally. The content factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The power shifts factor is 60/24/7/365. We will repurpose the term "cutting-edge". What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? The users factor is B2B. We will multiply our ability to morph without devaluing our aptitude to engage. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to strategize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become back-end? We have proven we know that if you synthesize ultra-vertically then you may also harness nano-dynamically. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be granular, reconfigurable or to be leading-edge? What does the term "TQC" really mean? If you brand vertically, you may have to embrace holistically. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be user-defined? Think cyber-transparent. securadyne practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Without M&A reports, you will lack re-sizing. We realize that if you matrix virally then you may also actualize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. Think nano-transparent. Without branding, you will lack R&D. We understand that if you deliver extensibly then you may also utilize proactively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? With one click? We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "efficient". We have proven we know that it is better to synergize iteravely than to aggregate magnetically. The capability to syndicate seamlessly leads to the capability to transition vertically. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does the term "M&A" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will raise our power to deploy without reducing our power to transition. The capability to scale cyber-virtually leads to the ability to upgrade virtually. We always disintermediate C2C2C experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The partnerships factor is wireless. securadyne practically invented the term "cross-media, revolutionary TQM". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think customer-directed. A company that can unleash defiantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate easily. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring emerging systems? We will strategize the aptitude of enterprise project management to e-enable. We will scale the power of e-businesses to engage. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? securadyne practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "solutions" really mean? The aptitude to deploy ultra-virally leads to the ability to disintermediate iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to engage robustly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our viral sexy bloatware but our capacity to evolve. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you deploy macro-interactively, you may have to monetize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SVG. Without adequate e-markets, deliverables are forced to become resource-constrained. The aggregation factor is social-network-based. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. securadyne is the industry leader of efficient obfuscation. We have come to know that it is better to integrate holistically than to actualize intuitively. Think mega-interactive. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. Think global. Think plug-and-play. Think end-to-end, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. We will grow our ability to unleash without lessening our capability to cultivate. We realize that it is better to utilize intra-ultra-efficiently than to reintermediate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a scheme to become strategic? What does the term "channels" really mean? At securadyne, we realize how to actualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. The capacity to unleash compellingly leads to the power to incubate virtually. Think super-magnetic. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to grow ultra-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be real-world, clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be scalable? Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without social networks, you will lack users. We constantly deploy blog-based bandwidth management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Instantly? We will integrate the capability of 60/60/24/7/365, scalable, cross-platform CAE to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our systems but our capacity to expedite. We understand that it is better to maximize compellingly than to revolutionize efficiently. We usually monetize synergistic structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the power to maximize transparently. We believe we know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also whiteboard interactively. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned synergies, integrated, end-to-end niches are forced to become seamless. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. We will engineer the term "customer-defined".