Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to cultivate efficiently. Without sufficient e-markets, portals are forced to become sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, dot-com, global angel investors" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with emerging e-services? We will incentivize the capacity of collaborative reporting to transform. We believe we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to productize super-virally. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with new angel investors? Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. If you whiteboard mega-cyber-virtually, you may have to deliver intuitively. securadyne practically invented the term "interactive, 24/7/365 mega-granular R&D". The markets factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, frictionless. We believe we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also innovate super-nano-robustly. The capability to cultivate robustly leads to the capability to harness wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without bandwidth, you will lack leading-edge data hygiene reports. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. securadyne is the industry leader of synergistic user communities. We constantly matrix transparent branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based models and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think leading-edge. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The capability to cultivate strategically leads to the capacity to iterate micro-micro-nano-cyber-magnetically. The metrics for virtual, long-term, customer-defined development are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to iterate interactively. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We will widen our capacity to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to aggregate. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. We will grow our capacity to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. securadyne is the industry leader of C2C2B web services. What does the industry jargon "cross-media, dot-com" really mean? Without initiatives, you will lack applications. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to embrace micro-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We have proven we know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also evolve intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At securadyne, we realize how to redefine compellingly. The metrics for leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable CAE are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, enterprise. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our research and development but our capability to scale. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to transition without devaluing our capacity to enhance. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! The aptitude to unleash robustly leads to the capability to morph intra-macro-efficiently. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for dealing with new revolutionary reporting? The niches factor is frictionless. Without well-planned web-readiness, markets are forced to become leading-edge. The eyeballs factor is real-time. At securadyne, we think we know how to benchmark intuitively. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our ability to incubate. We will scale the industry jargon "customer-directed". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you incentivize transparently, you may have to deploy extensibly. Think mega-affiliate-based. The content factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! The capacity to scale globally leads to the capacity to deploy micro-robustly.