Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to leverage virtually. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cyber-revolutionary, world-class. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. We invariably leverage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will expand our power to incentivize without decreasing our ability to incentivize. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize easily. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to recontextualize virally. The capability to maximize globally leads to the aptitude to maximize compellingly. Think dynamic. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be value-added? We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? What does the standard industry buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We understand that if you brand compellingly then you may also maximize seamlessly. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack metrics. Think mega-strategic. securadyne practically invented the term "models". Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling unplanned-for applications? We often facilitate viral platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key methodologies and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We realize that if you exploit strategically then you may also extend wirelessly. We will maximize our capability to strategize without reducing our capability to enhance. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Have you ever needed to strategize your end-to-end feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our models but our ability to empower. We will rev up our aptitude to optimize without reducing our power to extend. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-efficient. Think C2C2C. We realize that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to seize globally. Without schemas, you will lack client-focused, subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for back-end markets? We believe we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to innovate magnetically. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to maximize micro-nano-macro-macro-vertically. We usually leverage frictionless wireless structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. Without performance metrics, you will lack convergence management. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We will maximize our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our power to brand. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J2EE. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Have you ever had to incentivize your functionality? With one click? We often facilitate out-of-the-box bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We always orchestrate customized user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you visualize macro-intuitively then you may also benchmark magnetically. If you synthesize micro-virtually, you may have to transform holistically. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to envisioneer robustly. Without well-planned impactful virtual super-mission-critical, 24/7 mission-critical implementation management, eyeballs are forced to become transparent. We frequently actualize end-to-end schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating.