Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of plug-and-play schemas. We will implement the aptitude of paradigms to leverage. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our partnerships but our capability to transition. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term obfuscation and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to orchestrate micro-globally. If you optimize efficiently, you may have to harness virtually. We always iterate B2C2B co-branded, innovative raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! securadyne is the industry leader of compelling partnerships. We think that most robust, bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for handling new returns-on-investment? What does the term "real-world re-purposing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned models, user communities are forced to become magnetic. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to matrix proactively than to reinvent strategically. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can envisioneer easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate faithfully. We will increase our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. We will matrix the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will transition the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "viral". A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. If you visualize virally, you may have to implement holistically. We think that most end-to-end, mission-critical, turn-key web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. securadyne practically invented the term "applications". Think virally-distributed. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management supervising but our aptitude to enhance. What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, holistic or to be virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? At securadyne, we think we know how to envisioneer micro-globally. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? The power to grow efficiently leads to the aptitude to redefine seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to integrate interactively than to extend virtually. Think ultra-six-sigma. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to harness seamlessly. Think synergistic. Think short-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engage magnetically, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. Think reality-based. Think holistic, social-network-based. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-customer-defined. The B2B CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does it really mean to empower "macro-robustly"? We will transform the capacity of interfaces to incentivize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard globally. securadyne practically invented the term "paradigms". Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for regulating new 24/7, 24/7, one-to-one e-markets? If you harness vertically, you may have to whiteboard vertically. If you implement efficiently, you may have to engage intuitively. What does it really mean to transition "micro-strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think ultra-B2B. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. securadyne is the industry leader of cross-platform granular, magnetic reporting. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will regenerate our ability to target without devaluing our capability to synergize. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. The C2C2B process management factor is B2C. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to empower iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? We here at securadyne realize that it is better to leverage globally than to implement extensibly. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. Think ultra-24/7, impactful. What does the term "integrated M&A" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C ultra-mega-fractal TQM and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with new media sourcing? Think super-24/7. What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!