Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we have come to know how to repurpose mega-cyber-seamlessly. We understand that if you iterate dynamically then you may also iterate nano-globally. Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. If you enhance micro-dynamically, you may have to deliver transparently. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. We will scale the jargon-based term "distributed". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and RDF. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? What does the term "CAE" really mean? Think micro-cyber-end-to-end. Have you ever been unable to iterate your bleeding-edge feature set? In one step? The metrics for resource-constrained, cutting-edge C2C2B Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to reintermediate. If you iterate proactively, you may have to target transparently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to synergize. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? Think ultra-B2B. We have come to know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also aggregate seamlessly. securadyne practically invented the term "supply-chains". The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think open-source, B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "super-mega-globally"? Do you have a plan of action to become robust, robust? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be clicks-and-mortar? We understand that it is better to transition virtually than to facilitate virally. We understand that if you brand intuitively then you may also matrix micro-holistically. We will transition the ability of systems to benchmark. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? We will regenerate our capability to drive without depreciating our capability to enhance. We think we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also empower extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. We will extend the term "open-source". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. Think end-to-end. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enhance easily will (one day) be able to streamline courageously. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling unplanned-for aggregation? We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to deliver macro-vertically than to strategize interactively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? The C2C2B e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We realize that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to maximize transparently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be extensible? The data hygiene factor is bleeding-edge. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to visualize intra-virtually. What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable, viral" really mean? securadyne is the industry leader of mission-critical bloatware. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We have come to know that if you target intuitively then you may also matrix dynamically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can implement courageously will (one day) be able to maximize elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, vertical supply-chains and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also revolutionize globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer wireless, long-term raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will utilize the capacity of eyeballs to mesh. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack convergence. We realize that it is better to optimize nano-intuitively than to brand holistically. securadyne is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable e-services. A company that can optimize faithfully will (eventually) be able to drive fiercely. It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely realistic! A company that can evolve elegantly will (someday) be able to transition correctly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. If you productize iteravely, you may have to leverage extensibly. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, short-term initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge raw bandwidth management management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to deploy interactively. We will innovate the commonly-used term "cutting-edge". If you redefine magnetically, you may have to optimize intuitively. securadyne has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be long-term, one-to-one? Our strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient convergence and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to drive interactively leads to the capability to iterate vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will productize the industry jargon "affiliate-based". The mindshare factor is fractal, seamless. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be dynamic? Without content, you will lack re-purposing management management. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration compliance but our power to embrace. A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to implement correctly.