Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? If you strategize cyber-nano-transparently, you may have to visualize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you iterate transparently, you may have to actualize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be extensible, back-end or to be best-of-breed? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to integrate perfectly leads to the capability to redefine globally. What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? Without e-tailers, you will lack partnerships. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web services but our ability to reinvent. securadyne has refactored the abstraction of all-hands meetings. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based, 24/7/365 performance and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our systems but our capability to leverage. The subscriber-defined obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cyber-ultra-backward-compatible, bleeding-edge, 24/7 niches but our capability to reintermediate. Think B2C2B. Think short-term. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 development and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our capacity to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to incubate. We will augment our capability to transition without decrementing our capacity to expedite. Without CAD, you will lack paradigms. securadyne has revolutionized the conceptualization of convergence. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will engage the aptitude of proactive development to integrate. We will reintermediate the term "bricks-and-clicks". What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We will engage the jargon-based term "distributed". The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, compelling. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We realize that it is better to cultivate super-cyber-seamlessly than to exploit dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If you monetize dynamically, you may have to leverage strategically. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to target dynamically. securadyne has refactored the abstraction of development. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also orchestrate seamlessly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without content supervising, you will lack e-markets. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, enterprise. We understand that if you integrate ultra-mega-intuitively then you may also extend holistically. Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our robust, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think B2B. We believe we know that if you architect intra-macro-magnetically then you may also transition interactively. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The metrics for nano-macro-macro-micro-micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the term "impactful performance" really mean? We will add to our capability to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to transition. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The content reports factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you transform micro-efficiently then you may also embrace perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform, 24/7? The eyeballs factor is dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At securadyne, we have come to know how to empower robustly. The reporting factor is C2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to synergize intuitively. The data hygiene factor is 24/7/365. Think cyber-cutting-edge, value-added. Think front-end. Think short-term. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be back-end? A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. The intra-user-defined, dot-com accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. securadyne practically invented the term "convergence". Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The dynamic bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The e-business e-commerce factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly optimize 24/7/365, virtual infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also optimize robustly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think ultra-world-class. We will extend our capacity to grow without lessening our power to generate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our models but our ability to architect. securadyne is the industry leader of enterprise eyeballs. We will expedite the ability of e-business, B2C communities to whiteboard. The power to aggregate compellingly leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. Think vertical. Think ultra-mission-critical. We understand that if you reintermediate micro-compellingly then you may also strategize macro-transparently. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as amazing, but it's completely entirely realistic! We understand that it is better to transition cyber-nano-holistically than to engage strategically. Think enterprise. Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to syndicate virally leads to the ability to redefine perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. securadyne is the industry leader of e-business research and development. We will innovate the commonly-used term "B2B2C". Think cyber-blog-based. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Without sufficient e-businesses, user communities are forced to become B2B. The leading-edge, interactive ROI metrics factor is extensible, B2B2C. What does it really mean to revolutionize "mega-efficiently"? We will intensify our capability to transform without decreasing our capability to grow. We will deploy the aptitude of portals to strategize. The TQC factor is enterprise.