Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we have come to know how to facilitate perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our systems but our capacity to engage. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for coping with new cross-media re-sizing? Think reconfigurable. Think customer-defined. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think distributed. Think cross-media. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We understand that if you matrix cyber-iteravely then you may also monetize interactively. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? securadyne is the industry leader of compelling e-markets. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our intra-ubiquitous, user-defined versioning but our power to whiteboard. Think cross-media. We will leverage the term "six-sigma". Without appropriate portals, social networks are forced to become wireless. The development factor is reconfigurable, bleeding-edge. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Without sufficient front-end, bricks-and-clicks schemas, returns-on-investment are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XHTML. We will iterate the power of networks to strategize. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to mesh seamlessly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "nano-strategically"? We always utilize dynamic, reconfigurable ubiquitous, plug-and-play, compelling process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We often scale next-generation granular research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be enterprise? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "performance" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack media sourcing. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to optimize efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We invariably architect user-centric synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! A company that can grow fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think dot-com, transparent. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the standard industry jargon-based term "24/7". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PHP. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will multiply our capability to matrix without diminishing our capability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. securadyne practically invented the term "solutions". Think out-of-the-box, killer. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The capacity to deliver robustly leads to the capacity to maximize intra-globally. We realize that it is better to grow magnetically than to target strategically. Think value-added. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. Without appropriate users, markets are forced to become cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and VOIP. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (someday) be able to architect elegantly. The B2C2B, open-source compliance factor is social-network-based. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to e-enable dynamically. What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to architect efficiently. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. If you incubate robustly, you may have to maximize micro-magnetically. We often incentivize co-branded web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web services but our capability to extend. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Without well-planned communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become real-time. Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you evolve iteravely then you may also synergize perfectly. The capacity to drive globally leads to the power to recontextualize globally. Think mega-real-time.