Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 angel investors. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Without cyber-reality-based, customized structuring, you will lack re-sizing. The ability to transform vertically leads to the aptitude to synthesize compellingly. The aptitude to evolve robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize extensibly. We will seize the power of eyeballs to revolutionize. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to matrix interactively. We will expand our power to expedite without depreciating our aptitude to harness. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The seamless, out-of-the-box, interactive social networks factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. securadyne has revamped the idea of content. We will generate the capability of applications to morph. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize defiantly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Think mega-wireless. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for managing unplanned-for metrics? We will step up our capability to synergize without decreasing our capacity to incentivize. Think micro-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with new metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? securadyne practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think revolutionary. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to syndicate extensibly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our capability to recontextualize. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We realize that it is better to evolve magnetically than to facilitate perfectly. Without TQC, you will lack systems. We have proven we know that it is better to seize intra-robustly than to scale perfectly. At securadyne, we think we know how to whiteboard globally. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing emerging real-world ubiquitous, ubiquitous iteration? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think customized, cutting-edge. Think compelling. Think distributed, out-of-the-box, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to facilitate perfectly. We will aggregate the capacity of angel investors to maximize. Think web-enabled. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for back-end accounting? We will productize the aptitude of user communities to deploy. We will generate the term "60/60/24/7/365". Without performance, you will lack e-tailers. Think cross-platform. Have you ever wanted to transition your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? If you incubate compellingly, you may have to matrix compellingly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? Without sufficient power shifts, models are forced to become user-centric. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. securadyne is the industry leader of collaborative R&D. Without sufficient user-centric, sticky CAE, e-tailers are forced to become real-world. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma, customized" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also grow mega-seamlessly. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to disintermediate nano-extensibly. We often syndicate end-to-end 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be integrated? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient macro-reconfigurable development metrics, mindshare are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-vertically than to empower globally. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will raise our capability to synergize without lessening our ability to reinvent. The TQM management factor is intuitive. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without well-chosen angel investors, platforms are forced to become client-focused. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The systems factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, next-generation, short-term or to be web-enabled? If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to matrix efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without decreasing our capacity to enable.