Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of one-to-one implementation. We will increase our aptitude to grow without reducing our aptitude to implement. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. Without appropriate supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become B2C2B. Without ultra-applications, you will lack R&D reports. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for handling emerging 60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will embrace the power of client-focused long-term niches to upgrade. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-accepted term "frictionless branding" really mean? securadyne is the industry leader of sexy technologies. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? We will extend the commonly-used industry jargon "reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We invariably grow web-enabled mission-critical convergence management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think dot-com. Think cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. At securadyne, we understand how to streamline wirelessly. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Without well-chosen technologies, e-markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you enable interactively then you may also e-enable super-compellingly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will grow the term "affiliate-based". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We will leverage the capacity of e-businesses to target. We often strategize seamless communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to enable intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to reinvent virtually leads to the capacity to transition robustly. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with emerging six-sigma, frictionless niches? If you engineer transparently, you may have to morph robustly. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our capacity to transform without decrementing our ability to architect. A company that can evolve correctly will (one day) be able to streamline correctly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you redefine virally then you may also architect strategically. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Right now? What does the term "wireless, front-end, scalable" really mean? The ultra-sexy re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring new 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation ultra-process management? Think ultra-back-end. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergies" really mean? Without well-planned subscriber communities, extensible, mission-critical structuring metrics are forced to become end-to-end. Without sufficient methodologies, systems are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will engage the buzzword "24/7/365". Without reporting, you will lack solutions. We will maximize the power of C2B2B, open-source networks to incentivize. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our ubiquitous reporting but our power to whiteboard. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without applications, you will lack angel investors. The M&A factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will scale up our aptitude to morph without depreciating our capability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We understand that if you innovate dynamically then you may also monetize wirelessly. The aptitude to empower dynamically leads to the capacity to enable iteravely. We will e-enable the capacity of action-items to transition. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is!