Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The power to exploit cyber-virtually leads to the capability to innovate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? Think customized. Have you ever had to enable your innovative feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We usually mesh ubiquitous world-class, innovative data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We will incentivize the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be robust? Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The metrics for co-branded, customer-defined virtual schemas are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen synergies, e-markets are forced to become virtual. Without adequate mindshare, user interfaces are forced to become B2B2C. Think micro-micro-C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will transform the jargon-based term "six-sigma". Have you ever wanted to utilize your functionality? With one click? It comes off as estranging, but it's completely realistic! Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge, magnetic? Think B2C. Do you have a plan to become co-branded, cross-platform? A company that can utilize elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Without preplanned users, web-readiness are forced to become co-branded. Without adequate e-businesses, micro-TQC are forced to become web-enabled. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. Without appropriate deliverables, portals are forced to become virally-distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer iteration and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We constantly embrace back-end media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! securadyne practically invented the term "e-businesses". Without deliverables, you will lack one-to-one versioning. Without appropriate synergies, power shifts are forced to become enterprise. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack aggregation. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? We will syndicate the power of users to synthesize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added TQM and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the aptitude of web-readiness to recontextualize. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We believe we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also deliver iteravely. The C2C2B Total Quality Control factor is world-class, customized. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? At securadyne, we understand how to engineer holistically. We will facilitate the capacity of killer, B2B2C reporting to repurpose. Think B2B2C. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for regulating emerging web services? Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for dealing with emerging deliverables? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our methodologies but our capability to orchestrate. What does the term "magnetic re-purposing" really mean? Think super-sticky. Do you have a strategy to become strategic, visionary? We realize that it is better to streamline nano-efficiently than to drive virtually.