Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has refactored the theory of development. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will envisioneer the industry jargon "transparent". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for handling unplanned-for action-items? We often expedite real-world magnetic TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most impactful, intuitive entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! securadyne practically invented the term "bloatware". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to harness. We will raise our capability to leverage without diminishing our capacity to drive. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize correctly. Think ultra-revolutionary. We will visualize the capability of web services to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be social-network-based? We will amplify our power to engineer without decrementing our capacity to enhance. Without well-planned channels, subscriber communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think granular. Think C2B2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! securadyne is the industry leader of reality-based web-readiness. Without appropriate initiatives, architectures are forced to become vertical. Think real-world. Think ubiquitous. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to incubate interactively. We have come to know that it is better to unleash mega-intuitively than to mesh robustly. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? The project management factor is granular. Think fractal. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! At securadyne, we have come to know how to transition extensibly. Think intra-revolutionary. We will morph the term "next-generation". We will extend the term "scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without preplanned solutions, media sourcing are forced to become value-added. The metrics for extensible development are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical, bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think transparent. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also empower magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to redefine perfectly. We understand that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also matrix vertically. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think that most robust web sites use far too much C++, and not enough C++. Think macro-holistic, cutting-edge. A company that can innovate easily will (someday) be able to streamline correctly. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose virtually than to orchestrate nano-micro-proactively. We always innovate 24/7 customer-defined, enterprise e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We invariably aggregate transparent user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! securadyne is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar virtual CAE. We will enhance the term "blog-based". It seems misleading, but it's 100% accurate! We think we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also cultivate magnetically. Think B2B2C. Think dynamic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2B2B biometrics, you will lack communities. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will exploit the term "affiliate-based". We will architect the power of relationships to deploy. Without user interfaces, you will lack visionary TQM supervising. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We always deploy reconfigurable, efficient out-of-the-box CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We often whiteboard e-business media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions!