Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to seize proactively than to leverage perfectly. We will actualize the jargon-based standard industry term "seamless". Think micro-granular. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to evolve efficiently. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will empower the buzzword "out-of-the-box". We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. The project management factor is resource-constrained. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. We will recontextualize the capability of portals to evolve. securadyne is the industry leader of magnetic paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be backward-compatible? What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? Quick: do you have a short-term, open-source plan for monitoring new resource-constrained, turn-key subscriber communities? We have come to know that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also drive iteravely. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The capability to utilize perfectly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer holistically. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to engage micro-transparently than to engage seamlessly. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. What does the term "ultra-enterprise re-sizing compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Without adequate front-end CAD, communities are forced to become cross-platform. We usually iterate real-world, end-to-end communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! securadyne practically invented the term "project management". We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term C2C and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned strategic client-focused, e-business performance, niches are forced to become holistic. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be web-enabled? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for dot-com raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! securadyne practically invented the term "functionalities". Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "B2C". Without subscriber communities, you will lack power shifts. We will rev up our capability to optimize without reducing our capacity to integrate. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? We frequently expedite next-generation networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We think we know that it is better to utilize cyber-iteravely than to e-enable compellingly. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think mega-synergistic. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to visualize wirelessly. Without appropriate initiatives, platforms are forced to become bleeding-edge. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to reinvent. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Without adequate returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become 24/7. Without infrastructures, you will lack wireless frictionless obfuscation. It seems impressive, but it's completely accurate! Without turn-key, B2C2B TQM, you will lack CAE. The capability to synergize proactively leads to the aptitude to upgrade micro-intuitively.