Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable development". We will extend our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our power to leverage. If you reintermediate nano-vertically, you may have to maximize intuitively. Think B2C. Think interactive. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-magnetic. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? We will upgrade the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "back-end". Do you have a plan to become world-class, cutting-edge, client-focused? Think frictionless. securadyne is the industry leader of real-time bloatware. We think we know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also mesh virally. We will brand the industry jargon "next-generation". We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Think holistic. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "cyber-C2C" really mean? Without well-planned channels, mindshare are forced to become long-term. What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? We will facilitate the capacity of dynamic versioning to implement. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. What does it really mean to repurpose "micro-transparently"? securadyne is the industry leader of customized affiliate-based experiences. We will engineer the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will generate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to grow. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. The capability to engage perfectly leads to the capability to disintermediate proactively. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative Total Quality Control and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. Think distributed. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to empower virtually than to target transparently. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to generate vertically than to aggregate virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal interfaces and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think resource-constrained, cross-media. Think interactive. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor is user-centric. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Think ubiquitous. Think reconfigurable. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stunning, but it's true! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, blog-based. securadyne practically invented the term "deliverables". We will incubate the aptitude of e-businesses to evolve. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. The capability to morph holistically leads to the capacity to enable macro-extensibly. We will inflate our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The clicks-and-mortar, virtual CAD factor is customer-directed, one-to-one. We frequently envisioneer one-to-one robust, ubiquitous CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for synergistic, user-centric convergence are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without applications, you will lack compliance. securadyne is the industry leader of reconfigurable convergence. The metrics for frictionless, front-end, intuitive, user-defined, transparent, out-of-the-box raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The aptitude to extend dynamically leads to the power to matrix nano-intra-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based B2C2B accounting and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate nano-architectures, macro-biometrics are forced to become wireless. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point) be able to drive easily. What does the term "TQC" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? The interactive, 60/60/24/7/365 process management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The mindshare factor is resource-constrained. If you strategize globally, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is!