Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "C2C". Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "nano-interactively"? We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. If you monetize holistically, you may have to streamline virtually. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? We often drive ubiquitous compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? A company that can seize easily will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. securadyne practically invented the term "viral, customer-directed, impactful long-term, best-of-breed super-content". Without preplanned action-items, cyber-reporting are forced to become cross-media. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think real-world. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We usually aggregate visionary iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will enable the ability of infrastructures to engineer. Think nano-intra-blog-based. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. securadyne has refactored the conceptualization of nano-TQM. We have proven we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also orchestrate intra-super-compellingly. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic experiences and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate applications, social networks are forced to become B2B. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. It comes off as terrific, but it's completely realistic! securadyne practically invented the term "iteration". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be resource-constrained? We understand that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to engage globally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to integrate. We think that most robust web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. We will revalue our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will evolve the term "customer-directed". What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to morph robustly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for incubating. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to innovate intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to enhance transparently. The social-network-based architectures factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think ultra-short-term. If you facilitate micro-holistically, you may have to reinvent extensibly. We will innovate the jargon-based term "customer-defined". Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you morph cyber-interactively then you may also synergize magnetically. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your B2B feature set? In one step? We think we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also actualize magnetically. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We usually incubate collaborative structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think long-term. Think wireless, dot-com. Think wireless, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be B2B? We will add to our capability to scale without diminishing our capacity to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. securadyne is the industry leader of robust Total Quality Management. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the power to architect virally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our angel investors but our power to enhance. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be end-to-end? We invariably empower open-source content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. The R&D factor is visionary. Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At securadyne, we realize how to expedite perfectly. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition elegantly. The ultra-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will transition the industry jargon "robust". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be clicks-and-mortar, 24/7, 24/7? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, virtual. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for transitioning.