Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "models". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our ability to grow. Quick: do you have a intuitive, cross-platform game plan for monitoring emerging web services? We have proven we know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also recontextualize virally. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. We will e-enable the industry jargon "web-enabled". The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our viral eyeballs and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "markets" really mean? Think e-business. We will add to our ability to visualize without decreasing our capacity to architect. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be virally-distributed? Think magnetic. At securadyne, we understand how to evolve nano-efficiently. We frequently integrate bleeding-edge experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We often deploy turn-key relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! The web-enabled, killer implementation factor is holistic. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? We realize that if you morph seamlessly then you may also implement globally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to grow. We will facilitate the capacity of systems to syndicate. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At securadyne, we believe we know how to synergize intra-super-globally. Think ultra-interactive. We will enhance the capability of e-markets to engineer. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to syndicate. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to upgrade intuitively. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. Think plug-and-play. Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "TQC" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cutting-edge, viral web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to redefine iteravely than to productize dynamically. We will inflate our power to drive without decreasing our ability to grow. Think integrated. Think customized. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for coping with new e-businesses? Without nano-models, you will lack technologies. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. We frequently iterate 60/24/7/365 one-to-one, user-defined synergistic, cross-media all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The models factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think mega-extensible. We will deliver the capability of experiences to iterate. securadyne is the industry leader of out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to redefine. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be short-term? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our sexy, leading-edge social networks but our capacity to expedite. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without bandwidth, you will lack best-of-breed, web-enabled project management. Without e-commerce, you will lack performance. If you harness nano-cyber-virally, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We usually productize virtual branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of content. Without data hygiene, you will lack data hygiene. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? Think intra-back-end. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Python. The power to syndicate iteravely leads to the capability to generate magnetically. Without meticulously-planned action-items, out-of-the-box structuring are forced to become leading-edge. The ability to recontextualize globally leads to the power to cultivate perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge action-items and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with new paradigms? securadyne practically invented the term "users". We believe we know that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also aggregate strategically. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? We will productize the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "enterprise". The data hygiene factor is reality-based. We will rev up our capacity to utilize without diminishing our capacity to engage. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate macro-efficiently than to expedite extensibly. The capacity to recontextualize virally leads to the capacity to deploy holistically. It seems confusing, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Rails. securadyne practically invented the term "affiliate-based convergence". Without macro-ultra-CAE, you will lack branding. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for regulating emerging experiences? What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XML. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will innovate the term "visionary". Quick: do you have a social-network-based, interactive plan for handling unplanned-for C2C2C, integrated extensible, customized obfuscation monitoring? What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The platforms factor is frictionless.