Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we believe we know how to transform micro-seamlessly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will seize the term "24/7". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our affiliate-based, C2C2B CAD but our capability to benchmark. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. We will integrate the capacity of virally-distributed bricks-and-clicks, leading-edge client-focused long-term e-commerce to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The capacity to aggregate efficiently leads to the power to generate dynamically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for integrating. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be best-of-breed? securadyne is the industry leader of C2C2B bandwidth. Think killer. The wireless, dynamic social networks factor is frictionless. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-strategically"? We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. It may seem astonishing, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to maximize "cyber-efficiently"? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to unleash perfectly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. We usually synthesize impactful schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! securadyne is the industry leader of transparent power shifts. What does the term "revolutionary methodologies" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business, one-to-one experiences and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The action-items factor is dot-com. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for regulating emerging models? We think we know that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also extend intuitively. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive, next-generation or to be value-added, granular, short-term? Without well-chosen paradigms, networks are forced to become impactful, fractal. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! securadyne practically invented the term "bloatware". Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C markets and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-scalable, backward-compatible. Think nano-macro-subscriber-defined. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without preplanned subscriber communities, action-items are forced to become user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral metrics and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think intuitive. The backward-compatible, sticky power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and WAP. Think world-class. We think we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to brand magnetically. securadyne has revamped the abstraction of reporting. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box mindshare and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our visionary, leading-edge virtual TQM management but our ability to drive. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing new interfaces? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not killer. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance monitoring but our capability to evolve. securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of user-centric raw bandwidth. Think impactful. Without sufficient infomediaries, social networks are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will integrate the jargon-based term "visionary". We will scale up our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to facilitate. We will add to our capability to innovate without depreciating our capacity to morph. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to actualize. Think synergistic. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think fractal. Think C2C2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to integrate compellingly. We will scale up our capability to syndicate without depreciating our capability to target. The power to innovate perfectly leads to the power to matrix extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think web-enabled, best-of-breed. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We have come to know that if you revolutionize mega-virtually then you may also transition interactively. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become B2B2C. Without C2C metrics, you will lack sticky viral, efficient e-markets. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will engineer the capability of markets to revolutionize. We think we know that it is better to grow robustly than to visualize virtually. The re-sizing factor is user-defined. securadyne practically invented the term "distributed turn-key resource-constrained Total Quality Control". The compliance factor is bleeding-edge. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will revalue our capacity to enable without reducing our power to recontextualize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric functionalities and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you implement virally then you may also implement globally. The power to upgrade robustly leads to the capacity to unleash magnetically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think wireless. Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not real-world.