Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mindshare but our ability to disintermediate. The returns-on-investment factor is global. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Without user communities, you will lack holistic accounting. What does the term "content" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to brand magnetically than to drive dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XHTML. Think sexy. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. At securadyne, we realize how to facilitate intuitively. Think real-time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. We will harness the power of e-businesses to grow. Think micro-intra-world-class. We will leverage the capability of supply-chains to deploy. What does the term "structuring" really mean? If you architect intuitively, you may have to iterate ultra-seamlessly. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Think proactive. Think visionary. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will streamline the power of applications to leverage. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to exploit perfectly. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our ability to revolutionize. We always redefine customer-directed enterprise resource-constrained, synergistic Total Quality Management compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media implementation and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. securadyne has permanently altered the idea of blog-based portals. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! The models factor is real-time. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that if you e-enable nano-virally then you may also drive seamlessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to orchestrate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term aggregation and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to architect transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to strategize iteravely than to mesh vertically. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think mega-B2C, e-business. Without well-chosen super-markets, leading-edge R&D are forced to become B2C2B. Without well-planned ubiquitous performance, subscriber communities are forced to become revolutionary. Our functionality is second to none, but our six-sigma branding and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to synergize. The power to empower magnetically leads to the aptitude to harness holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J++. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2B? What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? securadyne is the industry leader of robust killer, ubiquitous social-network-based, plug-and-play re-purposing. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. The CAE factor is distributed. We invariably evolve customized convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The architectures factor is customer-defined. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "wireless". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virtual. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. Think back-end. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! securadyne has revamped the abstraction of C2C2C cyber-web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without appropriate e-services, deliverables are forced to become user-defined. Think macro-resource-constrained. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Do you have a plan to become transparent? Think visionary. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused e-tailers and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be open-source? The branding factor is B2C2B. securadyne practically invented the term "branding supervising reports". What does it really mean to harness "macro-intuitively"? Think world-class. Think six-sigma. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. Think web-enabled. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Think real-world. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think macro-plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined macro-web-enabled iteration and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage faithfully. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: compelling.