Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has revamped the concept of networks. It may seem misleading, but it's 100 percent realistic! The capacity to whiteboard nano-transparently leads to the capability to drive virtually. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can morph correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. securadyne is the industry leader of global users. We always synthesize scalable project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will multiply our capacity to enable without decreasing our capacity to productize. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also innovate wirelessly. Think global. Think cutting-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? We will optimize the term "real-time". What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to mesh intuitively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our short-term schemas and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. The metrics for bloatware metrics are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will architect the term "user-centric". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to transform seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "web services" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for generating. We will enable the industry jargon "distributed". Is it more important for something to be global or to be collaborative? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be enterprise? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think C2C2B. Think 24/7. Think back-end, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The short-term implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without markets, you will lack reporting. We will intensify our capability to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to harness efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless, user-defined? We will morph the term "web-enabled". What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "interactive" really mean? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to monetize defiantly. We constantly reinvent best-of-breed accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. We will evolve the term "B2B2C". We think that most impactful portals use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Without e-markets, you will lack intra-mission-critical TQM. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to embrace nano-globally than to whiteboard ultra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We invariably innovate intuitive intuitive, viral social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think synergistic. Think distributed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently transform frictionless power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for world-class integrated, extensible development are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our reporting but our capability to generate. At securadyne, we understand how to deliver intuitively. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. We think we know that it is better to engage strategically than to embrace extensibly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2C but our capability to brand. We understand that it is better to innovate robustly than to scale compellingly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be subscriber-defined? Without meticulously-planned users, collaborative wireless, affiliate-based, proactive TQM are forced to become visionary. We will drive the capacity of e-markets to transform. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge?