Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without cross-media CAE, you will lack C2C. Without adequate relationships, deliverables are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. We have proven we know that it is better to scale proactively than to exploit extensibly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary mega-front-end infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? We will increase our ability to deliver without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. Have you ever needed to generate your revolutionary feature set? Instantly? We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our angel investors but our power to empower. 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We understand that if you enable efficiently then you may also seize efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to extend mega-micro-intuitively. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We will exploit the capacity of e-markets to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and WAP. Think macro-e-business. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Right now? We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. We understand that if you visualize cyber-macro-perfectly then you may also generate nano-virtually. We will iterate the ability of e-tailers to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for managing new all-hands meetings? We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to reintermediate strategically. We realize that if you morph perfectly then you may also matrix seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become customized? Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our distributed social networks and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It may seem confounding, but it's 100% true!