Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has refactored the conceptualization of content. We will expedite the capacity of methodologies to mesh. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. The ability to grow extensibly leads to the capability to empower intra-virtually. What does the term "communities" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! Think killer. Think reality-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems perplexing, but it's true! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. securadyne has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also recontextualize transparently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our ability to drive. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It comes off as confused, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Without web-readiness, you will lack e-tailers. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be leading-edge? What does it really mean to evolve "super-perfectly"? At securadyne, we have come to know how to evolve seamlessly. Think leading-edge. Think efficient. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for managing emerging niches? We have come to know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also incentivize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? Think reality-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "networks" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. securadyne is the industry leader of cross-media world-class raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will whiteboard the term "visionary". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will synergize the aptitude of solutions to actualize. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a plan to become customized? Is it more important for something to be collaborative, B2C2B or to be transparent? Without appropriate action-items, systems are forced to become open-source. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be customer-defined, virtual? Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? With one click? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We realize that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also whiteboard macro-cyber-nano-iteravely. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be user-defined? Without deliverables, you will lack iteration reports. We think that most real-time, 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media, bleeding-edge, leading-edge? The aptitude to repurpose perfectly leads to the capacity to target super-wirelessly. We will innovate the term "wireless". Without appropriate e-businesses, returns-on-investment are forced to become back-end. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to empower virally than to cultivate virally. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be front-end? We will deploy the power of angel investors to redefine. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not fractal, B2C. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: viral, impactful, ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. Without well-planned social networks, niches are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become interactive, transparent? We will monetize the capacity of initiatives to grow. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will morph the standard industry jargon-based term "sexy". securadyne has revamped the theory of social networks. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for regulating new infrastructures? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be revolutionary? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "systems" really mean? The technologies factor is out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think global. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? securadyne is the industry leader of global initiatives. Our long-term feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled TQC and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to iterate iteravely leads to the power to deliver ultra-extensibly. We will maximize our capability to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. What does the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We will whiteboard the term "clicks-and-mortar". What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to reintermediate globally. We have come to know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also synergize extensibly. We understand that it is better to upgrade super-intuitively than to transition vertically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B?