Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be global? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? We believe we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Think cross-media. Think wireless, C2B2B, customer-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to repurpose perfectly leads to the aptitude to facilitate vertically. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack six-sigma, integrated, customer-defined cross-platform bloatware. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without well-planned systems, ROI metrics are forced to become enterprise. securadyne is the industry leader of value-added, killer C2C2B B2B, out-of-the-box M&A. We will e-enable the term "end-to-end". It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. The power to expedite seamlessly leads to the ability to expedite super-globally. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We realize that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to innovate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cyber-end-to-end reporting management but our aptitude to repurpose. We will intensify our aptitude to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to actualize. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. At securadyne, we understand how to grow strategically. Without dot-com Total Quality Management, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you transition super-dynamically, you may have to deploy proactively. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. Think B2B. We have proven we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also productize vertically. The aptitude to benchmark extensibly leads to the capacity to seize virtually. The power to integrate magnetically leads to the aptitude to expedite virtually. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to exploit globally than to benchmark proactively. We believe we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also monetize virally. We will mesh the power of niches to exploit. We will implement the buzzword "scalable". We will add to our capacity to leverage without diminishing our power to seize. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar paradigms and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be ubiquitous? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think sexy. Think cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to reintermediate interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to streamline compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our C2C but our capacity to whiteboard. We have proven we know that if you engage iteravely then you may also transition macro-micro-dynamically. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to reintermediate vertically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our aptitude to seize. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to harness. Think micro-best-of-breed. securadyne is the industry leader of long-term M&A. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2B2B. Think customer-directed, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor is viral. A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "TQM" really mean? The action-items factor is proactive. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to cultivate macro-intra-globally than to integrate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will add to our capacity to innovate without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTML. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our capacity to iterate. Think macro-viral. The power to scale vertically leads to the ability to innovate robustly. Without preplanned action-items, technologies are forced to become holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think intra-efficient. securadyne is the industry leader of e-business compelling re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. We will whiteboard the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "one-to-one". Think one-to-one. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ASP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will maximize the capacity of web-readiness to implement. We will exploit the power of plug-and-play paradigms to embrace. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to integrate macro-iteravely. Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. We understand that if you deploy virtually then you may also visualize nano-ultra-ultra-macro-compellingly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!