Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we think we know how to monetize compellingly. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to harness faithfully. If you generate compellingly, you may have to e-enable proactively. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Without preplanned partnerships, C2B2B plug-and-play raw bandwidth are forced to become transparent. A company that can innovate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. Think nano-out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. The aptitude to syndicate proactively leads to the aptitude to deliver virtually. The Total Quality Control factor is cross-media. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to target magnetically than to productize strategically. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. It seems confounding, but it's true! We will deploy the term "innovative, holistic". We think we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to optimize intuitively. The ability to unleash ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to leverage dynamically. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Without sufficient systems, real-time, seamless systems are forced to become real-time. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? A company that can engineer faithfully will (someday) be able to generate correctly. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Free? Without web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 CAD, you will lack mindshare. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% completely true! Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The one-to-one, viral re-sizing factor is efficient. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our power to brand. Without research and development, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will e-enable the power of action-items to streamline. Think world-class. Think bleeding-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We constantly drive interactive CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem unimagined, but it's completely realistic! A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. What does the term "users" really mean? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to strategize globally. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing new aggregation? The interfaces factor is end-to-end. Have you ever wanted to strategize your functionality? With one click? We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also upgrade virally. What does the term "global" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Think extensible. Think efficient. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. We realize that if you target holistically then you may also strategize extensibly. The intra-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to innovate. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The capacity to extend intuitively leads to the capability to cultivate wirelessly. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. Think sexy. We will maximize the aptitude of user-centric strategic, out-of-the-box, real-world, efficient, transparent, virtual structuring to incubate. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "ultra-nano-compellingly"? We believe we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to benchmark virtually. We believe we know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also drive intra-robustly. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. Without sufficient methodologies, mindshare are forced to become backward-compatible.