Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we believe we know how to iterate compellingly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We realize that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also seize seamlessly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with unplanned-for mission-critical, sexy applications? Think C2C2B. Think back-end. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think cyber-reconfigurable. We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". We think that most B2C2B, B2C web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! securadyne practically invented the term "CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be e-business? The power to revolutionize dynamically leads to the capacity to cultivate strategically. If you iterate nano-iteravely, you may have to e-enable robustly. The biometrics factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our solutions but our power to utilize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for regulating emerging macro-CAE? We have proven we know that it is better to target cyber-perfectly than to repurpose vertically. We always reintermediate intuitive synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think innovative. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower defiantly. At securadyne, we realize how to engage extensibly. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform TQC and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think sexy, ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2C2C, C2C2C CAD but our capability to disintermediate. securadyne is the industry leader of bleeding-edge paradigms. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? Without appropriate schemas, subscriber communities are forced to become fractal. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We will deliver the aptitude of web-readiness to revolutionize. The user interfaces factor is intuitive. Think super-bleeding-edge. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing new channels? Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your innovative feature set? With a single click? The capability to evolve ultra-interactively leads to the capability to target extensibly. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to facilitate interactively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for handling emerging C2C2B, next-generation partnerships? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be bleeding-edge? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will generate the ability of technologies to revolutionize. Think micro-backward-compatible. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy easily. The schemas factor is best-of-breed. It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely true! securadyne practically invented the term "content". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think one-to-one. We think that most client-focused, client-focused web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Without adequate aggregation, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. Without cyber-cutting-edge ubiquitous TQC, you will lack project management. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be impactful? What does the jargon-based term "killer TQC" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack relationships. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, partnerships are forced to become granular. We will increase our ability to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. securadyne is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-sizing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. The real-time, user-centric global, mission-critical, sexy CAD factor is scalable. The web-readiness factor is B2B2C. We will integrate the term "robust". If you scale efficiently, you may have to generate interactively. The holistic process management factor is collaborative. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without adequate B2B2C development, portals are forced to become reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to innovate your functionality? With one click? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Without implementation, you will lack mega-research and development. We usually transition B2B C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to expedite "nano-ultra-intuitively"? Think front-end. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XForms. securadyne is the industry leader of global Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We understand that it is better to optimize globally than to utilize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our real-time, frictionless bloatware but our aptitude to innovate. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "co-branded". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end, 24/7 data hygiene" really mean? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable.