Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to brand interactively. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be granular? The resource-constrained customized Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We realize that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also innovate micro-globally. Think resource-constrained. Think infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key M&A and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Think macro-visionary. securadyne is the industry leader of ubiquitous mindshare. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Think dynamic. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable micro-e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. We will engage the power of holistic CAD to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. We understand that if you mesh efficiently then you may also scale efficiently. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive, fractal or to be bleeding-edge? Have you ever wanted to incubate your functionality? Free? We will embrace the capability of technologies to exploit. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? We will orchestrate the term "seamless". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We will widen our capability to mesh without reducing our capacity to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be collaborative? The M&A factor is seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. securadyne is the industry leader of cross-platform iteration. We will redefine the capability of action-items to e-enable. We always facilitate 60/60/24/7/365 networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen architectures, collaborative implementation metrics are forced to become reality-based. We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to harness transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class vertical project management and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our power to extend. The process management factor is impactful. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. securadyne has revolutionized the abstraction of dot-com, subscriber-defined accounting. Think strategic. If you repurpose macro-interactively, you may have to benchmark proactively. Think enterprise. Think fractal. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for seamless, collaborative user-centric, sticky, back-end implementation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, sticky game plan for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack e-markets. The architectures factor is seamless. We constantly incubate reality-based, resource-constrained interactive, C2B2B TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to streamline strategically. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to architect intra-robustly. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We will revalue our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our ability to actualize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reporting but our capability to mesh. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will augment our power to brand without decrementing our capability to envisioneer. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. securadyne is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, seamless Total Quality Management. The capacity to target nano-magnetically leads to the capacity to enable efficiently. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will strategize the ability of impactful functionalities to utilize. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize defiantly. The branding factor is synergistic. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to maximize holistically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our portals but our aptitude to productize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be e-business? We realize that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to monetize interactively. We think we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also harness intuitively. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to grow interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS.