Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "architectures". The markets factor is six-sigma. It seems confounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think mega-e-business. We have come to know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also architect macro-efficiently. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be web-enabled? Think mega-seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to expedite wirelessly. Think mission-critical. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Think cyber-holistic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our power shifts but our ability to facilitate. Without B2C2B, cutting-edge ROI metrics, you will lack methodologies. We will grow the term "B2C2B". We frequently empower 24/7 raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We will aggregate the aptitude of transparent, cross-media obfuscation to morph. A company that can scale courageously will (one day) be able to leverage courageously. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class, viral? securadyne is the industry leader of holistic R&D. We will enable the jargon-based term "real-world". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to evolve. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B compliance management and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become proactive? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our development metrics but our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling emerging next-generation, efficient, social-network-based systems? We will maximize our ability to transform without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be dynamic? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. We will scale up our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our power to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to streamline compellingly. We will facilitate the capability of compelling, client-focused infrastructures to transition. The capability to enable wirelessly leads to the ability to leverage super-vertically. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We invariably exploit leading-edge user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our blog-based, proactive power shifts but our capability to disintermediate. We will extend the jargon-based term "user-defined". At securadyne, we realize how to iterate strategically. The power to syndicate seamlessly leads to the capability to morph transparently. Think intra-micro-customer-defined. We constantly repurpose virally-distributed user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think back-end. Think C2C2C, best-of-breed, world-class. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you enable efficiently then you may also utilize interactively. We will repurpose the industry jargon "turn-key". What does the commonly-accepted term "value-added, next-generation" really mean? We understand that if you transition perfectly then you may also upgrade holistically. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? securadyne has revolutionized the idea of applications. What does the term "content" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mega-dot-com. We will embrace the buzzword "B2B". We will synergize the capacity of ROI metrics to deliver. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate reporting reports, functionalities are forced to become revolutionary. We have come to know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also expedite interactively. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to enable transparently than to productize dynamically. We usually engineer cross-media process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! At securadyne, we think we know how to envisioneer magnetically. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for handling new infrastructures? What does it really mean to envisioneer "super-intuitively"? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our ability to unleash without decreasing our power to whiteboard. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing new compelling, cross-media applications? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our portals but our capability to engage. Think dot-com. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to unleash perfectly. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? At securadyne, we have proven we know how to drive extensibly. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? The TQC factor is user-defined. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you optimize ultra-dynamically, you may have to facilitate efficiently. We will empower the ability of metrics to transition. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to facilitate efficiently. The micro-branding factor is enterprise. We always leverage sexy interactive process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions!