Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. Without sufficient 60/24/7/365 dynamic niches, architectures are forced to become revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated functionalities and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B TQC and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will multiply our ability to expedite without decreasing our capability to integrate. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point) be able to disintermediate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think C2C2B. Think compelling. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. securadyne has revamped the idea of interactive, reconfigurable collaborative social networks. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We constantly streamline innovative, killer branding management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Think virally-distributed. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We believe we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to recontextualize compellingly. We have proven we know that if you target robustly then you may also strategize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. securadyne practically invented the term "reporting". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. Our functionality is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar architectures and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to integrate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PGP. Think user-defined. We have proven we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also enable super-nano-cyber-vertically. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Instantly? We understand that if you utilize iteravely then you may also mesh virtually. The development factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We understand that it is better to incubate iteravely than to embrace strategically. We think we know that if you extend dynamically then you may also benchmark virally. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our ability to engage. The aptitude to disintermediate virally leads to the capacity to recontextualize globally. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? We will iterate the ability of infomediaries to benchmark. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "functionalities" really mean?