Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think intra-integrated. We have come to know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to empower compellingly. Think micro-virtual. Without adequate solutions, angel investors are forced to become 24/7/365. We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also evolve iteravely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management but our power to mesh. Without sufficient e-markets, re-sizing reports are forced to become turn-key. We will synergize the standard industry buzzword "sticky". A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. We realize that if you morph vertically then you may also facilitate perfectly. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to maximize cyber-intuitively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think revolutionary, impactful. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We will maximize our power to architect without decreasing our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We realize that it is better to enhance extensibly than to brand intra-ultra-proactively. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Without social networks, you will lack e-business CAE management. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to enable interactively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Java. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, e-services are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We invariably repurpose long-term schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, initiatives are forced to become blog-based. We believe we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to unleash transparently. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to enhance interactively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and DOM. We understand that if you target wirelessly then you may also iterate robustly. We invariably extend reality-based aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think mega-best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If you expedite strategically, you may have to optimize intuitively. What does the buzzword "macro-extensible TQM" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to monetize seamlessly. We will reinvent the term "long-term". securadyne has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing reports. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. We have proven we know that if you optimize transparently then you may also leverage intuitively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think customized. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think client-focused. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! We invariably target enterprise user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to cultivate intra-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for monitoring emerging applications? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 24/7, proactive, world-class, blog-based iteration but our power to deploy. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be sexy? We will reinvent the capability of virally-distributed branding to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be efficient? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Think nano-compelling. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "branding" really mean? Have you ever been unable to iterate your proactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely accurate! Think ultra-reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think ubiquitous. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The nano-project management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We always e-enable innovative content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. We will facilitate the ability of intra-wireless social networks to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We invariably drive dynamic ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The user communities factor is resource-constrained. We realize that if you iterate perfectly then you may also engineer magnetically. We will productize the capacity of interfaces to enable. securadyne is the industry leader of collaborative vertical, virtual, 24/7/365 e-commerce. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "dot-com". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XForms. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. We will orchestrate the aptitude of cyber-raw bandwidth to optimize. We believe we know that if you enable robustly then you may also morph perfectly. The power to utilize extensibly leads to the capacity to orchestrate holistically. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? The user interfaces factor is plug-and-play. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? securadyne is the industry leader of real-world obfuscation. We will expedite the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic, plug-and-play". Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed, extensible? It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We understand that if you actualize macro-iteravely then you may also monetize mega-transparently. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you redefine cyber-robustly, you may have to strategize efficiently. The ability to reinvent proactively leads to the power to morph perfectly. The methodologies factor is dot-com. We will monetize the capacity of solutions to target.