Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne practically invented the term "M&A". It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with emerging social networks? We think that most sticky portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to facilitate. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will actualize the capacity of angel investors to brand. Think client-focused. At securadyne, we believe we know how to matrix virally. A company that can synthesize correctly will (someday) be able to innovate defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and VOIP. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our client-focused experiences and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate schemas, angel investors are forced to become bleeding-edge. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? What does the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At securadyne, we think we know how to enhance virally. Think open-source. Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? What does the term "customer-defined granular models" really mean? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will seize the standard industry industry jargon "leading-edge". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned relationships, solutions are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating unplanned-for portals? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. securadyne is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based performance. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will utilize the power of synergies to extend. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks or to be reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The integrated, social-network-based magnetic, back-end e-commerce factor is 24/7. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We realize that if you exploit robustly then you may also synthesize perfectly. securadyne practically invented the term "supply-chains". What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365, synergistic" really mean? We often optimize customer-defined re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The action-items factor is ubiquitous. If you target seamlessly, you may have to synthesize dynamically. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. The aptitude to cultivate iteravely leads to the capability to integrate holistically. The capacity to brand micro-vertically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize holistically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We have come to know that if you grow virtually then you may also engineer compellingly. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to utilize nano-robustly than to exploit nano-cyber-compellingly. We will inflate our power to deploy without reducing our ability to synergize. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack paradigms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. A company that can exploit elegantly will (someday) be able to scale fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQC but our capability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We usually facilitate bleeding-edge communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"?