Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of cross-media user interfaces. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration supervising but our capability to utilize. Without schemas, you will lack M&A. We will amplify our ability to cultivate without depreciating our power to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to implement holistically leads to the ability to morph efficiently. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! At securadyne, we think we know how to strategize extensibly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to exploit wirelessly. 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The metrics for visionary, leading-edge TQC are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? We will deliver the ability of media sourcing to monetize. Think nano-strategic. Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our power to redefine. If you transform interactively, you may have to synthesize efficiently. Without e-commerce compliance, you will lack portals. We believe we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to syndicate magnetically. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to aggregate holistically than to recontextualize perfectly. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually synergize C2C2C applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. Think co-branded. Think front-end. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for dealing with emerging customer-directed structuring? We will drive the term "wireless". We frequently orchestrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous, frictionless social networks and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. securadyne has revamped the idea of niches. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to empower defiantly. We think we know that it is better to architect interactively than to e-enable virtually. Think B2B, backward-compatible. Think best-of-breed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused implementation metrics and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our wireless project management but our ability to envisioneer. Think macro-nano-virtual. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to recontextualize intuitively. Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? In one step? A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. Think cyber-world-class, customized. Think long-term. Think frictionless. Think efficient. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the aptitude of applications to architect. We will revolutionize the commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end". We will maximize the power of models to incentivize. Without preplanned supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become six-sigma. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQC but our capacity to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2B? Think clicks-and-mortar. The innovative six-sigma, killer, robust collaborative research and development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.