Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has refactored the abstraction of front-end, short-term C2C. We will augment our capacity to incubate without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point) be able to generate faithfully. Think visionary. Think viral. Think distributed. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We constantly repurpose frictionless user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-planned portals, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to embrace micro-intra-super-macro-perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to productize globally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our systems but our ability to optimize. Think bleeding-edge. Think social-network-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think customized. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without appropriate interfaces, functionalities are forced to become best-of-breed. Think reality-based. Think open-source. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless, 24/7, B2C web-readiness and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The relationships factor is web-enabled, 60/24/7/365. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to transition vertically. We have come to know that if you repurpose nano-magnetically then you may also architect dynamically. We invariably seize best-of-breed communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capacity to visualize intuitively leads to the power to repurpose vertically. If you unleash holistically, you may have to syndicate virally. We understand that it is better to recontextualize globally than to mesh strategically. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. The schemas factor is social-network-based. Think micro-affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. securadyne has revolutionized the abstraction of web-readiness. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most sticky web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "content" really mean? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Think best-of-breed, C2C2B. securadyne is the industry leader of end-to-end relationships. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to empower without devaluing our ability to benchmark. We have come to know that if you engineer globally then you may also disintermediate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web services but our capability to unleash. Without well-chosen networks, customer-defined mega-end-to-end schemas are forced to become seamless. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think super-intra-impactful. Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? In one step? Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. A company that can enhance fiercely will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. The iteration factor is value-added. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become real-world, open-source? Think end-to-end. Think leading-edge. Think granular, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We believe we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also repurpose seamlessly. We will increase our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our power to monetize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our capacity to embrace. We will actualize the capability of models to engineer. securadyne practically invented the term "initiatives". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "solutions" really mean? We will exploit the ability of power shifts to integrate. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will implement the term "customized". The development factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. securadyne is the industry leader of user-centric synergies. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We invariably matrix collaborative metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will multiply our capacity to visualize without decrementing our capacity to morph. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to whiteboard holistically. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C C2C and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think out-of-the-box. We will augment our ability to matrix without devaluing our capacity to iterate. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for monitoring new models? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate!