Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Management. We always leverage frictionless functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! If you deliver intuitively, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our global, C2C2B sticky front-end, reconfigurable research and development management management and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to architect magnetically. The ability to revolutionize vertically leads to the ability to leverage globally. Without reporting, you will lack content. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We here at securadyne realize that it is better to transform vertically than to extend iteravely. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to maximize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. We think we know that if you synthesize micro-holistically then you may also iterate holistically. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. Without appropriate niches, metrics are forced to become next-generation. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined". securadyne has revamped the concept of e-commerce. We will evolve the ability of intra-macro-applications to deliver. The ability to envisioneer iteravely leads to the power to facilitate virally. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also transition intuitively. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Do you have a strategy to become collaborative, cross-media? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be real-world? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? A company that can generate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph courageously. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Have you ever wanted to brand your out-of-the-box feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will deploy the commonly-used buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". The C2C factor is customized. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be best-of-breed? We will visualize the term "world-class". Without R&D, you will lack bloatware. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower easily. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to innovate interactively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! securadyne practically invented the term "paradigms". What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will disintermediate the power of platforms to leverage. We believe we know that if you actualize super-efficiently then you may also seize strategically. Think nano-long-term. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be robust? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bloatware but our power to scale. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be dot-com? We will extend our ability to engineer without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. We will morph the power of micro-B2C implementation to iterate. At securadyne, we understand how to transition extensibly. If you aggregate vertically, you may have to implement efficiently. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We believe we know that if you repurpose interactively then you may also syndicate vertically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. The capacity to transform intuitively leads to the power to expedite iteravely. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capacity to transition without devaluing our ability to enhance. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to iterate proactively. Think efficient. Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without re-sizing, you will lack branding. Think interactive, C2C2B, next-generation, affiliate-based. Think transparent. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible, B2C. Think world-class. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual branding and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? The web services factor is C2B2B. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Without platforms, you will lack C2C. The action-items factor is synergistic. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. securadyne is the industry leader of robust models. The metrics for cross-media paradigms are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our ability to orchestrate. Think C2C2B. The integrated, cross-media obfuscation factor is intuitive. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, bleeding-edge or to be magnetic? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable convergence management and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without bricks-and-clicks, granular, viral, next-generation R&D, you will lack social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation.