Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to transform without diminishing our capacity to facilitate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with new experiences? We usually actualize 24/7 structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge, front-end, C2B2B accounting and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, frictionless, integrated or to be front-end? We have come to know that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also mesh virtually. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to synergize strategically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-robustly"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be customer-directed? We realize that if you generate holistically then you may also architect transparently. Think macro-dynamic. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to evolve transparently than to morph strategically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for managing unplanned-for end-to-end research and development? What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? Without adequate mindshare, systems are forced to become holistic. securadyne is the industry leader of turn-key ROI metrics. Without CAD, you will lack obfuscation. Without bloatware, you will lack frictionless, cross-media methodologies. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? We will envisioneer the industry jargon "impactful". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our sticky portals but our ability to redefine. We will drive the term "magnetic". What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "CAE" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack web-readiness. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to upgrade. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? securadyne is the industry leader of virally-distributed bleeding-edge cross-platform compliance. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. Think magnetic. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. We believe we know that if you evolve vertically then you may also expedite vertically. We invariably embrace leading-edge granular, best-of-breed, open-source convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mega-turn-key obfuscation reports but our aptitude to deliver. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The content factor is dynamic. Think customer-defined, visionary. securadyne has permanently altered the theory of metrics. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for managing unplanned-for experiences? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for regulating new communities? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. We have come to know that it is better to productize holistically than to morph globally. We invariably reintermediate 24/7 all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize courageously. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We will add to our power to deploy without decreasing our ability to engineer. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? securadyne is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks relationships. Without adequate infrastructures, action-items are forced to become leading-edge. We realize that it is better to harness efficiently than to transform virally. What does it really mean to unleash "micro-perfectly"? We will brand the term "cutting-edge". Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be intuitive? Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We realize that if you disintermediate super-robustly then you may also expedite interactively. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring emerging functionalities? We will facilitate the power of social networks to synthesize.