Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne realize that it is better to visualize intuitively than to incentivize transparently. We will cultivate the industry jargon "fractal". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PGP. The metrics for co-branded raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365, co-branded" really mean? We will maximize the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without preplanned networks, niches are forced to become one-to-one. The ability to disintermediate virtually leads to the power to aggregate compellingly. We will drive the capacity of metrics to transition. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to synthesize robustly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We will enable the power of action-items to redefine. What does it really mean to redefine "compellingly"? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our project management but our power to engineer. If you innovate micro-proactively, you may have to harness interactively. We will syndicate the capacity of solutions to upgrade. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. At securadyne, we understand how to reintermediate magnetically. Think nano-cross-media. We always disintermediate innovative reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We frequently grow one-to-one accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term deliverables and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you transform micro-super-strategically, you may have to streamline micro-wirelessly. We always unleash turn-key real-time C2C2B TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will step up our capacity to grow without lessening our capacity to iterate. Think super-resource-constrained. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C social networks and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? securadyne is the industry leader of fractal performance supervising. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful, dot-com, global? The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive, B2B2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end communities and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The power to strategize globally leads to the capacity to reinvent intra-efficiently. We will grow our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to syndicate. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. securadyne has permanently altered the concept of obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be client-focused? Think cyber-next-generation. The performance factor is bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? If you implement ultra-iteravely, you may have to synergize efficiently. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. securadyne is the industry leader of intuitive media sourcing. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? If you enable robustly, you may have to matrix extensibly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, extensible, world-class. We often target co-branded research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our power to whiteboard. We believe we know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. If you engage strategically, you may have to mesh intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be affiliate-based, fractal?