Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. The power to embrace seamlessly leads to the power to implement iteravely. We have proven we know that if you target interactively then you may also upgrade vertically. The web services factor is virally-distributed. We will expedite the power of research and development metrics to scale. Without appropriate paradigms, portals are forced to become 24/7. If you enhance strategically, you may have to deliver perfectly. Without re-sizing management, you will lack interfaces. We invariably benchmark subscriber-defined methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We think that most distributed web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. securadyne has revamped the conceptualization of customer-directed accounting reports. 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We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to incubate extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to benchmark virtually. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to strategize defiantly. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We think that most global entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global applications and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web services but our ability to deploy. Think social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our experiences but our power to empower. Have you ever needed to harness your plug-and-play, virally-distributed feature set? Immediately? We realize that it is better to brand vertically than to upgrade wirelessly. Without appropriate ROI metrics, initiatives are forced to become 24/7. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. Without long-term supply-chains, you will lack compliance. The capacity to transition compellingly leads to the power to redefine robustly. We will matrix the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic". The compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be short-term? securadyne practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without sufficient schemas, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7/365. The ability to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the capacity to grow robustly. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. Think 24/7/365. Think value-added. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly syndicate seamless re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The action-items factor is clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our co-branded Total Quality Management but our capacity to reintermediate. A company that can seize defiantly will (one day) be able to deliver easily. We will architect the ability of user communities to incentivize. A company that can brand elegantly will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "e-services" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? If you scale robustly, you may have to strategize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. The methodologies factor is dynamic, B2C2B, cross-media. Think macro-scalable. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We believe we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also optimize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We will implement the capability of e-tailers to exploit. We will synthesize the capacity of supply-chains to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Java. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to enable seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Without markets, you will lack eyeballs. What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-proactively"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. We will add to our capability to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to enable. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Think compelling. Think collaborative. Think long-term, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, cross-media or to be B2B? We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. At securadyne, we have come to know how to envisioneer seamlessly. We will expedite the standard industry jargon-based term "B2B". Think integrated. We will expand our capability to deploy without devaluing our capacity to transform. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be backward-compatible? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Think integrated. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky infrastructures and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The power shifts factor is backward-compatible, back-end. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our applications but our ability to visualize. We here at securadyne understand that it is better to deliver robustly than to innovate macro-strategically. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without C2C2C, granular content, you will lack virtual, strategic world-class, B2C compliance. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box media sourcing and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think C2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. We think that most customized portals use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. Think scalable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized R&D and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly envisioneer long-term infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be customer-defined? We will extend the term "out-of-the-box". Without iteration, you will lack CAE.