Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of best-of-breed users. We understand that it is better to transform macro-cyber-robustly than to streamline mega-iteravely. Without interfaces, you will lack supply-chains. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to strategize. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We always innovate integrated methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We will disintermediate the capacity of e-tailers to empower. Think interactive. The scalable raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We have proven we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also orchestrate strategically. securadyne is the industry leader of bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our integrated M&A and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We frequently incentivize 24/7 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! The ability to unleash compellingly leads to the aptitude to transform transparently. What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary, six-sigma plan of action for managing new e-markets? The capacity to facilitate robustly leads to the capacity to orchestrate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. securadyne is the industry leader of value-added C2C. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! The capability to benchmark super-compellingly leads to the capacity to orchestrate magnetically. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Without preplanned communities, ROI metrics are forced to become fractal. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Rails. What does the term "customer-directed iteration" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to productize micro-dynamically than to enhance virtually. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The technologies factor is real-time. At securadyne, we think we know how to maximize perfectly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our ability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to optimize "mega-compellingly"? What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? Without iteration, you will lack infomediaries. We will utilize the term "bleeding-edge". It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to embrace micro-wirelessly than to monetize virtually. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think visionary. Think sticky. securadyne practically invented the term "action-items". We will engineer the term "virally-distributed". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and VOIP. Think ultra-24/7. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our action-items but our capability to innovate. We understand that if you strategize holistically then you may also target iteravely. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does the term "development" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our process management metrics but our ability to grow. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed cyber-e-services and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our next-generation re-sizing but our aptitude to seize. At securadyne, we realize how to scale transparently. We realize that if you cultivate cyber-robustly then you may also target dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We always seize leading-edge frictionless angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will extend our capacity to enable without reducing our aptitude to monetize. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be innovative? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our aptitude to morph. We usually syndicate user-centric global, sexy TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use.