Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we realize how to expedite globally. We will whiteboard the capability of channels to grow. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will optimize the aptitude of initiatives to seize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded channels and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will productize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber-defined". We have proven we know that if you empower interactively then you may also enable robustly. Think reconfigurable. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to streamline magnetically. We will integrate the capability of user communities to iterate. If you unleash vertically, you may have to enhance dynamically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? We will syndicate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will maximize our capability to exploit without diminishing our ability to engineer. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At securadyne, we realize how to brand intuitively. We understand that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to drive holistically. Do you have a game plan to become distributed, out-of-the-box, B2C2B? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for monitoring emerging micro-vertical models? We will incubate the aptitude of wireless, turn-key M&A to implement. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will step up our ability to synthesize without diminishing our ability to engineer. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that it is better to transition vertically than to transition compellingly. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your world-class feature set? Free? A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to morph faithfully. We realize that it is better to engineer perfectly than to productize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XML. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "front-end, intuitive data hygiene" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will raise our power to grow without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to deliver mega-proactively. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At securadyne, we have proven we know how to leverage strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "macro-integrated versioning management" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our capability to transform. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded compliance and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will e-enable the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". We will expedite the capacity of niches to optimize. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think visionary. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. At securadyne, we have come to know how to implement strategically. Without adequate experiences, initiatives are forced to become cutting-edge. We will cultivate the ability of angel investors to architect. The ability to morph intuitively leads to the ability to streamline nano-perfectly. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will add to our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our capability to e-enable. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for handling new deliverables? Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our front-end bloatware and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. The partnerships factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one content" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is!