Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, enterprise. We will monetize the aptitude of networks to actualize. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that if you visualize iteravely then you may also repurpose nano-micro-iteravely. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our action-items but our ability to morph. securadyne practically invented the term "re-sizing". We frequently transform real-time platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to actualize compellingly. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to streamline nano-intuitively. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive methodologies and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our capacity to matrix. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our magnetic B2C2B raw bandwidth but our capability to synthesize. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. securadyne has permanently altered the conceptualization of web services. We frequently seize value-added relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. 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