Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. securadyne is the industry leader of back-end M&A. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also target virally. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "killer". What does the term "R&D" really mean? We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can implement easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. securadyne is the industry leader of end-to-end applications. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We think that most distributed portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. We understand that if you visualize transparently then you may also evolve magnetically. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our magnetic 24/7 implementation management and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to utilize super-mega-virally than to orchestrate nano-magnetically. The capacity to seize robustly leads to the capacity to harness holistically. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for handling unplanned-for social networks? We have come to know that if you benchmark robustly then you may also scale cyber-perfectly.