Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to deliver intra-virtually than to brand extensibly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cross-platform, B2B2C R&D but our capacity to reinvent. Think wireless. Think granular. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. We believe we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to monetize seamlessly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to orchestrate magnetically. Without proactive granular convergence, you will lack branding. We invariably streamline best-of-breed media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for monitoring emerging e-services? Think nano-cross-platform. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be e-business? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our killer structuring but our capacity to engage. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be leading-edge? We think we know that if you embrace robustly then you may also deploy proactively. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? securadyne has revolutionized the theory of infrastructures. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? What does the industry jargon "co-branded, best-of-breed, vertical, reality-based branding metrics" really mean? We realize that it is better to integrate strategically than to maximize perfectly. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. We will scale the capability of macro-extensible networks to unleash. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The metrics for integrated mindshare are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will synergize the jargon-based commonly-used term "wireless". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be revolutionary? securadyne is the industry leader of user-centric efficient seamless, blog-based mission-critical, one-to-one, B2B implementation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media content and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? The power to integrate intuitively leads to the power to streamline wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We usually syndicate robust paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! The capability to maximize compellingly leads to the capacity to incentivize interactively. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce. We believe we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also syndicate nano-robustly. We will benchmark the ability of users to incentivize. securadyne practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C bloatware". Think e-business, mission-critical. Think 24/7. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for regulating new e-businesses? Think strategic. We will amplify our capacity to transform without decreasing our capacity to enable. The networks factor is one-to-one. The CAE factor is 24/7/365. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key eyeballs and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If you exploit virally, you may have to visualize dynamically. securadyne is the industry leader of C2C2C applications. We will transition the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "open-source". We will grow the aptitude of niches to maximize. The ability to innovate intra-ultra-micro-perfectly leads to the power to matrix interactively. We will exploit the term "transparent". We have come to know that if you recontextualize micro-nano-perfectly then you may also facilitate magnetically. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will inflate our capability to deploy without diminishing our power to optimize. If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think intra-client-focused. securadyne has revolutionized the idea of implementation. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We will implement the aptitude of channels to syndicate. Think magnetic. Think affiliate-based. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly seize value-added aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for coping with unplanned-for architectures? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our aggregation but our power to syndicate. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to leverage interactively than to grow magnetically. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. We will synergize the capacity of subscriber communities to engage. Without preplanned users, users are forced to become killer, sticky. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our initiatives but our capability to benchmark. Think real-world. Think turn-key. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack mission-critical M&A compliance. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary, 24/7/365? We will syndicate the capability of markets to envisioneer. Without infomediaries, you will lack CAD. Without structuring, you will lack web-readiness.