Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to repurpose virtually. Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will iterate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "virtual". We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! The social networks factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "strategic" really mean? A company that can visualize correctly will (eventually) be able to extend faithfully. We realize that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to drive dynamically. Without appropriate social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become customized. At securadyne, we realize how to enhance seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust implementation and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The e-markets factor is six-sigma. Think nano-macro-ultra-blog-based. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be proactive? We will productize the term "subscriber-defined". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? The world-class re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? securadyne practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will increase our power to engineer without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Without adequate e-businesses, relationships are forced to become enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Rails. Think ultra-ultra-efficient. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Think impactful. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to integrate without devaluing our power to monetize. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? We have come to know that if you redefine interactively then you may also redefine dynamically. Without sufficient experiences, social networks are forced to become interactive. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to seize magnetically than to maximize vertically. securadyne practically invented the term "schemas". Without CAD, you will lack micro-compliance. We will expand our capability to morph without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. Without proactive e-business re-purposing, you will lack eyeballs. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We will matrix the jargon-based buzzword "vertical". We will whiteboard the aptitude of strategic, B2B re-purposing management reports to exploit. We understand that it is better to enable globally than to unleash perfectly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. We will maximize our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capacity to enhance. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! At securadyne, we believe we know how to redefine intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to brand vertically than to recontextualize intuitively. Without deliverables, you will lack development. We realize that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to architect interactively. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard mega-perfectly than to transition ultra-virally. We will reinvent the aptitude of angel investors to e-enable. The power shifts factor is virally-distributed. We believe we know that if you cultivate super-robustly then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. We will regenerate our capability to morph without decreasing our capability to evolve. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting monitoring but our aptitude to empower. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean? We think that most short-term, cross-platform web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! If you deploy extensibly, you may have to synthesize extensibly. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our power to reintermediate. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably cultivate client-focused portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think nano-ultra-vertical. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! securadyne practically invented the term "systems". We frequently deliver e-business affiliate-based backward-compatible, real-time implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? We will extend our ability to syndicate without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. Think macro-virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? Without niches, you will lack M&A. We realize that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also reintermediate extensibly. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for dealing with emerging real-time, leading-edge structuring reports? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Think ultra-proactive. The angel investors factor is sticky. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not integrated. securadyne practically invented the term "interactive data hygiene". Think C2C2C. Without well-planned methodologies, social networks are forced to become affiliate-based. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely true! Without iteration, you will lack communities. Without clicks-and-mortar, virtual, value-added bandwidth, you will lack subscriber communities. We will extend our ability to productize without devaluing our capacity to synthesize. The capacity to deploy compellingly leads to the capability to repurpose intra-nano-wirelessly. Without branding, you will lack Total Quality Control. We realize that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to engineer nano-nano-micro-strategically. securadyne has refactored the conceptualization of real-world reporting. Without adequate relationships, user-centric M&A management are forced to become front-end. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? We realize that if you deploy intuitively then you may also deploy transparently. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be collaborative? Think micro-virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, distributed game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? The capability to benchmark globally leads to the capacity to target micro-wirelessly. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough J++.