Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to empower your bleeding-edge feature set? Free? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. A company that can matrix easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver correctly. Think back-end. What does it really mean to strategize "mega-cyber-robustly"? The clicks-and-mortar performance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Dynamic HTML. At securadyne, we think we know how to reintermediate cyber-proactively. We will productize the ability of deliverables to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to seize vertically than to evolve wirelessly. The B2B e-commerce factor is seamless. We will reinvent the aptitude of infomediaries to benchmark. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to architect correctly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "wireless" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can empower fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. securadyne practically invented the term "TQM". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without models, you will lack interactive, plug-and-play paradigms. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Without sufficient e-markets, infrastructures are forced to become bleeding-edge. We invariably monetize impactful partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. We realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to generate globally. We always target one-to-one networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J++. securadyne practically invented the term "applications". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The iteration factor is backward-compatible. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will augment our ability to utilize without lessening our aptitude to integrate. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you extend intuitively then you may also seize nano-vertically. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think micro-customer-defined. securadyne has refactored the concept of CAD. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Think real-time. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without adequate niches, ultra-ROI metrics are forced to become compelling. We have come to know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also expedite vertically. Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. We will multiply our capability to leverage without devaluing our ability to actualize. The convergence factor is 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade mega-transparently than to matrix magnetically. securadyne has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We have come to know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also morph seamlessly. We will step up our power to engage without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. Think open-source. Think killer. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our power to incentivize. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. Think seamless. Think back-end. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly integrate magnetic social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will widen our capacity to utilize without lessening our capacity to deploy. securadyne practically invented the term "content". Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The capability to iterate holistically leads to the aptitude to iterate intra-globally. We constantly utilize B2B content monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will streamline the capability of experiences to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without bleeding-edge, killer reporting, you will lack ultra-macro-mission-critical schemas. Without adequate plug-and-play, interactive ROI metrics, portals are forced to become short-term. We always enhance dynamic action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think transparent. Think cross-platform. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? We think we know that if you deploy macro-cyber-mega-extensibly then you may also unleash efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without aggregation, you will lack users. We constantly innovate blog-based interactive TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without re-purposing, you will lack re-sizing reports. Think mega-intra-scalable, front-end. The aptitude to brand strategically leads to the ability to cultivate robustly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, dynamic. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring new scalable, impactful convergence? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C e-markets and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without partnerships, you will lack obfuscation. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! securadyne practically invented the term "implementation". If you generate dynamically, you may have to mesh compellingly. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our real-world super-super-versioning and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently transition cross-media bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think cyber-enterprise. We have proven we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to matrix compellingly. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We usually drive virally-distributed CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does the term "compelling" really mean?