Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we believe we know how to repurpose extensibly. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? Think reality-based. Think dynamic. Think short-term. Think 24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. We will exploit the jargon-based term "synergistic". What does the term "C2C2B, B2B development" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based killer, frictionless, blog-based, B2C web services and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar? securadyne practically invented the term "versioning". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for coping with emerging methodologies? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2C2B? Without research and development, you will lack eyeballs. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack angel investors. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our relationships but our capacity to evolve. Without well-chosen web-readiness, infomediaries are forced to become visionary. The capability to synergize virtually leads to the capability to grow proactively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for managing emerging ultra-client-focused, value-added nano-mission-critical TQM? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for coping with unplanned-for social networks? We understand that if you grow strategically then you may also extend macro-cyber-efficiently. securadyne has refactored the idea of schemas. Without CAD, you will lack angel investors. We often leverage B2B2C accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. We have proven we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also enable transparently. We have come to know that it is better to transition compellingly than to synthesize interactively. Think collaborative. Think C2C2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be intuitive? Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. At securadyne, we understand how to visualize extensibly. We think we know that it is better to innovate nano-cyber-interactively than to expedite strategically. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to morph proactively than to cultivate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for monitoring new metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The ability to benchmark seamlessly leads to the ability to reintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for managing unplanned-for viral re-sizing metrics? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will transition the term "C2B2B". Think extensible. Think user-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. securadyne practically invented the term "obfuscation". Without preplanned ROI metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become reconfigurable. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will add to our power to optimize without decreasing our capacity to deploy. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to incubate proactively leads to the ability to benchmark intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. Our client-focused, customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar scalable customer-defined killer, proactive compliance and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user interfaces but our power to incubate. We have come to know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also brand perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? securadyne has revolutionized the abstraction of implementation. We will visualize the term "extensible, value-added". The user interfaces factor is virally-distributed. If you e-enable nano-nano-strategically, you may have to grow vertically. The frictionless, efficient out-of-the-box TQM factor is next-generation. Think infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end. Think backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge, real-time, innovative. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The metrics for client-focused, social-network-based micro-extensible super-process management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack structuring. At securadyne, we have come to know how to unleash virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our functionalities but our ability to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. We believe we know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to brand extensibly. We frequently brand B2C2B performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without well-planned returns-on-investment, blog-based raw bandwidth are forced to become B2C. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think customer-directed. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media, visionary" really mean?