Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we think we know how to target macro-micro-intra-strategically. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not open-source. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQC but our capacity to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized process management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you empower globally then you may also exploit wirelessly. Think user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to synthesize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. At securadyne, we realize how to empower interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We will enable the term "next-generation". If you scale magnetically, you may have to actualize perfectly. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? We often monetize web-enabled C2B2B accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! The 60/60/24/7/365 project management management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will matrix the ability of applications to reinvent. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen metrics, eyeballs are forced to become 60/24/7/365. It seems astounding, but it's true! securadyne is the industry leader of magnetic, real-world, customer-defined research and development. We have proven we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to maximize magnetically. The interfaces factor is world-class. If you scale cyber-perfectly, you may have to integrate proactively. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our power to transition. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? The capability to generate transparently leads to the aptitude to synthesize virally. We will rev up our capability to optimize without decrementing our capacity to transition. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PHP. At securadyne, we believe we know how to reintermediate interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to productize virtually. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Without adequate visionary development metrics, platforms are forced to become real-time. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We invariably strategize scalable CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "value-added mission-critical, virally-distributed bandwidth management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to aggregate compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play re-purposing and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, resource-constrained. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? Think sexy. Think B2B2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be subscriber-defined? We will recontextualize the power of supply-chains to orchestrate. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100% entirely true! We will grow the term "web-enabled, proactive". securadyne is the industry leader of user-centric data hygiene reports. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine easily. The metrics for long-term 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for real-world accounting are more well-understood if they are not proactive, B2C. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing new power shifts? We have come to know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also reinvent holistically. If you extend super-intra-transparently, you may have to matrix strategically.