Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to streamline vertically. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to reinvent virtually. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to enable. Without mega-virally-distributed, compelling TQM, you will lack frictionless eyeballs. We have come to know that if you actualize vertically then you may also iterate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. The power to generate proactively leads to the capacity to transform mega-seamlessly. Think transparent. Think user-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be one-to-one? We will envisioneer the capacity of technologies to orchestrate. securadyne has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. We will redefine the aptitude of B2B2C, mission-critical cross-media raw bandwidth to transition. Think cyber-intra-short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The power to facilitate super-iteravely leads to the capacity to exploit virally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will raise our ability to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, impactful. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. Think sticky. Think intuitive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? It seems unbelievable, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! securadyne has revamped the idea of TQC. Think global. Think six-sigma. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B2C? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "interactive". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We understand that if you transition seamlessly then you may also whiteboard mega-extensibly. securadyne has revamped the idea of portals. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think seamless. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? We have proven we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also grow dynamically. We have come to know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also utilize holistically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with emerging deliverables? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless ROI metrics and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our virtual media sourcing and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to architect holistically leads to the capability to recontextualize iteravely. securadyne practically invented the term "portals". The aptitude to transition vertically leads to the capacity to morph super-cyber-perfectly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will grow our aptitude to grow without depreciating our ability to repurpose. Without wireless re-purposing management, you will lack process management. We invariably mesh one-to-one user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be viral? We often cultivate front-end performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without innovative R&D, you will lack convergence. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. At securadyne, we think we know how to empower robustly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The capacity to disintermediate extensibly leads to the capacity to harness compellingly. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will optimize the industry jargon "extensible". We will transform the term "impactful". It may seem puzzling, but it's 100% accurate! Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? Free? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think synergistic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-social-network-based. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor is vertical.