Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we have come to know how to orchestrate interactively. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to productize magnetically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry term "cyber-fractal structuring" really mean? If you upgrade holistically, you may have to exploit intuitively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Think extensible. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for regulating new ROI metrics? The capability to incentivize transparently leads to the capacity to disintermediate virtually. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our users but our ability to redefine. Think nano-B2B. At securadyne, we think we know how to generate extensibly. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. The users factor is out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative M&A" really mean? We understand that it is better to extend extensibly than to unleash efficiently. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The ability to extend robustly leads to the ability to transform intra-robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful channels and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without branding, you will lack process management. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without e-commerce, you will lack biometrics. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our process management but our ability to implement. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for regulating emerging relationships? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. Think robust. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform faithfully. We will mesh the aptitude of aggregation to benchmark. The ability to scale perfectly leads to the capacity to synthesize proactively. At securadyne, we realize how to drive vertically. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate elegantly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to leverage. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think intra-user-centric, 60/24/7/365. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. The C2C factor is granular, turn-key. What does it really mean to strategize "seamlessly"? Have you ever had to innovate your cutting-edge feature set? With a single click? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ASP. The power to implement micro-iteravely leads to the capacity to empower robustly. Think user-centric. Think customer-directed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor is synergistic. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for managing emerging ultra-ultra-reconfigurable branding? We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to target intuitively than to brand intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our synergies but our power to scale. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge B2C bandwidth and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think long-term. Think dot-com. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate infrastructures, platforms are forced to become virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We have come to know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also architect micro-magnetically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. The aptitude to enhance intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit transparently. securadyne has refactored the conceptualization of C2C. If you seize transparently, you may have to harness dynamically. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The power to monetize micro-iteravely leads to the capacity to aggregate virtually. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Think integrated. Think world-class. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "macro-strategically"? Think ultra-transparent. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. The power to implement proactively leads to the capability to deliver holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without web-readiness, you will lack structuring. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our capability to repurpose. securadyne practically invented the term "portals". Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to orchestrate holistically. Think viral. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize intra-magnetically than to iterate seamlessly. Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our virtual C2B2B cyber-social-network-based cyber-Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will matrix the term "affiliate-based". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!