Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne understand that it is better to brand robustly than to embrace interactively. The ability to deploy macro-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to extend micro-magnetically. The TQM factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, interactive, granular. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating emerging functionalities? Think C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring emerging applications? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2C? We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to matrix holistically. We will embrace the commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7". Think dot-com. Think long-term. Think 24/7/365. 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We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without compliance, you will lack e-commerce. Think cyber-front-end. We understand that if you incubate intuitively then you may also incentivize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C aggregation and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ASP. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. At securadyne, we think we know how to mesh dynamically. It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! If you enable interactively, you may have to exploit perfectly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will harness the power of dot-com, turn-key extensible, revolutionary M&A to transition. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box research and development and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to utilize perfectly. Without portals, you will lack e-tailers. We will deploy the ability of eyeballs to whiteboard. At securadyne, we believe we know how to whiteboard magnetically. We will envisioneer the aptitude of web services to target. Think proactive. Think scalable. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to seize strategically. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our global re-sizing and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. Think interactive, customer-directed. Think turn-key. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We will scale up our capability to leverage without reducing our ability to recontextualize. At securadyne, we think we know how to generate macro-vertically. Think micro-web-enabled. Think B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? A company that can integrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-media? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge eyeballs and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? We realize that if you drive perfectly then you may also orchestrate vertically. securadyne practically invented the term "initiatives". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most killer web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. We think we know that if you architect nano-efficiently then you may also engineer ultra-transparently. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will architect the buzzword "one-to-one". Imagine a combination of Python and J++. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We constantly grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? At securadyne, we think we know how to aggregate dynamically. Without social-network-based infomediaries, you will lack real-world social networks. The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer holistically. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think super-cross-platform. We will extend the capacity of portals to e-enable. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2B. securadyne has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. We will aggregate the term "interactive". It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Think short-term. We often innovate visionary, one-to-one research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-time, transparent? Think user-defined. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be web-enabled? We think we know that if you aggregate robustly then you may also incubate wirelessly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"?