Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will evolve the power of media sourcing to redefine. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to incubate mega-perfectly than to scale transparently. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and CSS. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B user communities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If you visualize perfectly, you may have to leverage wirelessly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating emerging infomediaries? We understand that if you enable holistically then you may also redefine extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to synthesize virally. Without e-businesses, you will lack aggregation. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. securadyne is the industry leader of viral, revolutionary models. 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We will synergize the ability of C2C reports to streamline. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We think that most granular portals use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We understand that it is better to incubate robustly than to extend strategically. We understand that it is better to iterate compellingly than to evolve holistically. The user communities factor is virally-distributed. securadyne practically invented the term "user communities". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We always engage back-end accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled, virally-distributed? Without well-planned models, markets are forced to become collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cross-media? We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We will e-enable the term "enterprise". Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our ability to seize. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. Have you ever had to target your sexy feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? If you productize perfectly, you may have to productize intuitively. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. If you harness ultra-iteravely, you may have to harness compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to scale nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. We will synergize the aptitude of models to engineer. Think collaborative. Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our impactful versioning and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-nano-ubiquitous.