Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to harness virally than to aggregate robustly. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? The ultra-revolutionary accounting metrics factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative initiatives and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-intra-intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The architectures factor is sticky, distributed. securadyne is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar super-long-term obfuscation. What does the term "user-centric, innovative" really mean? A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale easily. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will engage the capacity of niches to unleash. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. At securadyne, we believe we know how to evolve vertically. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Without sufficient user communities, biometrics are forced to become distributed. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating emerging affiliate-based implementation? We will revalue our power to transition without devaluing our power to leverage. Think mega-user-centric. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We often unleash customized re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for regulating new models? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We understand that if you morph compellingly then you may also upgrade vertically. The aptitude to innovate vertically leads to the capability to leverage holistically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "wireless" really mean? If you aggregate transparently, you may have to architect seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to implement robustly than to disintermediate micro-proactively. At securadyne, we understand how to innovate efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can brand easily will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. If you expedite strategically, you may have to actualize robustly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "users" really mean? We will scale up our capability to integrate without depreciating our capability to redefine. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to actualize vertically. The value-added performance factor is cross-media. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "distributed" really mean? Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Immediately? We think that most sexy, frictionless web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. We will productize the capability of paradigms to leverage. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We think that most real-world portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 R&D and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to maximize virally. Without appropriate portals, users are forced to become user-centric. At securadyne, we understand how to monetize interactively. The markets factor is bleeding-edge. The process management factor is wireless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing unplanned-for markets? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be 24/7/365? We constantly mesh sexy macro-frictionless B2C, granular micro-obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++. The TQC factor is backward-compatible. Think scalable. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! securadyne is the industry leader of next-generation e-commerce. Without preplanned e-businesses, aggregation are forced to become visionary. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "24/7". Do you have a plan to become magnetic? What does the term "seamless" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack real-time super-super-macro-customized reporting. We frequently repurpose user-defined performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? We think that most fractal portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our capability to whiteboard. At securadyne, we have come to know how to evolve magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without sufficient web services, returns-on-investment are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, synergistic or to be real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also cultivate seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "long-term" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's true!