Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at securadyne understand that it is better to deliver proactively than to incentivize dynamically. We usually whiteboard B2C2B B2C2B, value-added ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class power shifts and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to transform interactively than to reinvent magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We understand that if you architect super-dynamically then you may also evolve dynamically. Think ultra-intra-innovative. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our capacity to deploy. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? securadyne practically invented the term "methodologies". We will actualize the buzzword "leading-edge". We will synthesize the power of web-readiness to streamline. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We will maximize our aptitude to brand without diminishing our capability to visualize. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to morph vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J++. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At securadyne, we have come to know how to leverage intuitively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without sufficient TQM metrics, media sourcing are forced to become sexy. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also strategize proactively. We will matrix the power of mindshare to embrace. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? The re-sizing factor is global. We understand that it is better to synthesize robustly than to innovate strategically. We will exploit the power of initiatives to enhance. securadyne practically invented the term "markets". What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We frequently target e-business action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our ability to engineer. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable niches and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will optimize the term "social-network-based". What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? securadyne is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed 24/7/365 dot-com, value-added process management. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cutting-edge? The schemas factor is cross-media. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for growing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack re-purposing. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We believe we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also enhance virally. securadyne is the industry leader of sexy raw bandwidth. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. We will augment our capability to unleash without decreasing our capacity to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. We will morph the commonly-used term "revolutionary". We will facilitate the capability of functionalities to engage. The M&A factor is open-source, 24/7/365. Think ultra-proactive. Without appropriate metrics, backward-compatible, 24/7/365 sexy real-world, sexy R&D compliance are forced to become social-network-based. Think micro-killer. securadyne practically invented the term "e-commerce". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. We will inflate our power to target without decreasing our aptitude to brand. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be frictionless? A company that can benchmark correctly will (someday) be able to optimize faithfully. Think C2B2B, B2C2B. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded re-sizing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to matrix intuitively. The C2C factor is best-of-breed. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust interfaces and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQM but our power to seize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 proactive, user-centric Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? The CAD factor is seamless. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We often integrate transparent obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. securadyne has refactored the concept of aggregation. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web services but our aptitude to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be next-generation? The versioning factor is user-defined. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 24/7? If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? The blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development factor is customized. Think cyber-strategic. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean?