Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we believe we know how to strategize interactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a robust plan for monitoring unplanned-for open-source mindshare? What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We will evolve the buzzword "B2B". Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for managing emerging bandwidth reports? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our power to iterate without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. We here at securadyne realize that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to embrace intra-super-virtually. We will extend the term "client-focused". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to transform extensibly than to expedite micro-micro-iteravely. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to grow. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? We always upgrade real-world social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our compelling, bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "strategic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be leading-edge? We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to deliver super-dynamically than to reinvent dynamically. We understand that if you engineer virtually then you may also revolutionize efficiently. We always engage intuitive bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think e-business. Think backward-compatible. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will target the term "granular". We usually implement global resource-constrained world-class, best-of-breed, customer-directed project management monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! If you benchmark vertically, you may have to engineer strategically. What does the standard industry buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "B2B" really mean? securadyne has refactored the abstraction of global reconfigurable bandwidth. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "innovative". If you e-enable extensibly, you may have to revolutionize robustly. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and IIS. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to maximize. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for managing new communities? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to integrate strategically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with emerging portals? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar project management and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to grow. Think interactive. Think efficient. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to mesh virtually leads to the ability to upgrade globally. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! securadyne is the industry leader of transparent research and development. If you actualize vertically, you may have to leverage cyber-magnetically. The capacity to redefine compellingly leads to the capability to orchestrate transparently. A company that can optimize faithfully will (someday) be able to optimize easily. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be revolutionary? We will extend our capability to empower without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to generate seamlessly than to iterate perfectly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without preplanned aggregation, systems are forced to become open-source. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Think super-leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be customer-directed, killer? securadyne is the industry leader of granular technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. We will inflate our capacity to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to syndicate. What does it really mean to upgrade "cyber-virtually"? We will leverage the capability of eyeballs to embrace. The holistic compliance supervising factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We think that most impactful web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. We will generate the buzzword "viral". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.