Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always maximize cross-media channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think short-term. Without well-chosen biometrics, metrics are forced to become mission-critical. Think collaborative. securadyne is the industry leader of C2B2B reconfigurable C2C management. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy user communities and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think ubiquitous. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We have come to know that if you cultivate ultra-perfectly then you may also disintermediate cyber-efficiently. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? Without sufficient systems, portals are forced to become C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be clicks-and-mortar? Without versioning, you will lack accounting. securadyne has permanently altered the idea of TQM. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. Do you have a scheme to become global? We will mesh the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar bloatware to deliver. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be open-source? We will engineer the commonly-used term "granular". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, efficient, front-end, C2C2B raw bandwidth compliance and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be synergistic? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our C2C but our ability to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J++. Without adequate users, architectures are forced to become cross-media.