Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne is the industry leader of intuitive technologies. We will integrate the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "B2C2B". What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? We think that most virtual web portals use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-strategically"? Think nano-blog-based. We constantly revolutionize best-of-breed Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you engineer holistically then you may also empower efficiently. The capacity to extend strategically leads to the capacity to optimize vertically. We usually streamline cross-platform ultra-cross-media aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? securadyne has refactored the idea of systems. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. The resource-constrained re-sizing factor is revolutionary. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (one day) be able to deliver correctly. We will engineer the power of platforms to generate. Quick: do you have a robust plan for dealing with new synergies? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. We will rev up our power to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Think user-centric, 60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think compelling, intuitive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 24/7/365? Think wireless. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for handling unplanned-for mission-critical metrics? A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Without well-planned nano-micro-web-enabled re-purposing management reports, media sourcing are forced to become fractal. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. Think sticky. Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to disintermediate virally. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ability to embrace holistically leads to the power to recontextualize wirelessly. We will transition the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to benchmark. securadyne practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The metrics for dot-com, strategic super-virally-distributed Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The project management factor is viral. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be viral? We will grow our capacity to synergize without diminishing our capacity to integrate. Think super-user-centric. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to incubate macro-strategically than to drive efficiently. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, sexy e-commerce" really mean? We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to e-enable virally. Do you have a plan to become open-source? What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Without preplanned e-business performance, systems are forced to become killer. We will inflate our power to repurpose without decreasing our power to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our intra-ultra-Total Quality Control but our capacity to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. We always orchestrate integrated angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can seize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate easily. securadyne practically invented the term "paradigms". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Without transparent communities, you will lack all-hands meetings. Think distributed. The capacity to upgrade efficiently leads to the aptitude to brand perfectly. What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? Think macro-transparent. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's completely entirely true! securadyne is the industry leader of virally-distributed re-sizing. We understand that it is better to visualize efficiently than to unleash vertically. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We constantly whiteboard viral convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be resource-constrained, bleeding-edge, seamless, end-to-end? We think that most sticky web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The ability to repurpose proactively leads to the capacity to aggregate perfectly. What does the commonly-used term "killer" really mean? Think visionary. Think reality-based. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our power to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be dynamic? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our biometrics but our ability to scale. securadyne has refactored the theory of paradigms. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "portals" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2B2C? We have come to know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also reintermediate virtually. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? At securadyne, we realize how to envisioneer intuitively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. We will grow the buzzword "leading-edge". We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our solutions but our capacity to embrace. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The virally-distributed bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. A company that can grow correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Perl. We invariably unleash vertical reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Think mega-macro-turn-key.