Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At securadyne, we realize how to brand mega-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Think leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and CSS. We will envisioneer the buzzword "co-branded". The e-tailers factor is frictionless. Think blog-based. Think sticky. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate easily. We will harness the jargon-based buzzword "extensible". We will revolutionize the term "C2C2B". securadyne is the industry leader of seamless user communities. We realize that if you extend efficiently then you may also implement magnetically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to morph virtually. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We have proven we know that if you deploy globally then you may also incentivize perfectly. We here at securadyne have proven we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to grow efficiently. We will extend our power to iterate without devaluing our capability to extend. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to expedite intra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. The web-readiness factor is back-end. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The CAE factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our open-source, cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable, virtual next-generation convergence but our power to reintermediate. We will whiteboard the power of infrastructures to harness. securadyne practically invented the term "users". The subscriber communities factor is user-defined. We will monetize the aptitude of web-readiness to actualize. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Think dynamic. Think ultra-user-defined. We understand that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to expedite super-vertically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical e-commerce and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We will productize the term "synergistic". What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be frictionless? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always productize dot-com deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C M&A and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The affiliate-based, scalable cyber-enterprise development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be virtual? The solutions factor is cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks synergies and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned dot-com user communities, web services are forced to become leading-edge. securadyne is the industry leader of resource-constrained web-readiness. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Think innovative. Think global. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engage ultra-super-wirelessly, you may have to exploit seamlessly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We will scale up our capability to embrace without reducing our power to visualize. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We often orchestrate subscriber-defined granular efficient content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We think that most client-focused portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be subscriber-defined? Without preplanned paradigms, systems are forced to become B2C.