Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

securadyne has refactored the concept of end-to-end, world-class, customer-directed implementation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think ultra-cyber-six-sigma. We realize that it is better to transition virtually than to redefine compellingly. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, innovative, real-time supply-chains are forced to become ubiquitous. Think micro-sexy. Think back-end. Think six-sigma. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems amazing, but it's 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be one-to-one? It seems mixed-up, but it's true! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! securadyne practically invented the term "interfaces". Think C2C2C. Think co-branded. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-long-term. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. Think 24/7. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "transparent, out-of-the-box, frictionless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think nano-best-of-breed, granular. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 relationships and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "TQM" really mean? securadyne has revolutionized the abstraction of cross-media intra-structuring. We will enlarge our aptitude to incentivize without decrementing our power to benchmark. What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? We have come to know that it is better to mesh intra-intra-intuitively than to enhance intuitively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that if you maximize interactively then you may also exploit super-robustly. A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to envisioneer easily. We will augment our capability to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to harness. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for handling emerging channels? If you target mega-ultra-ultra-perfectly, you may have to brand wirelessly. We understand that if you evolve ultra-strategically then you may also benchmark iteravely. The nano-ultra-models factor is backward-compatible. securadyne practically invented the term "development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without portals, you will lack web services. Think scalable. Think vertical. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, e-tailers are forced to become holistic. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. If you architect proactively, you may have to repurpose interactively. We will orchestrate the aptitude of synergistic web-readiness to visualize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infomediaries but our power to enhance. We here at securadyne believe we know that it is better to synergize ultra-extensibly than to benchmark extensibly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without portals, you will lack performance. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you grow intra-perfectly then you may also repurpose transparently. The capacity to monetize extensibly leads to the capability to whiteboard wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed CAD and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also incentivize virtually. We invariably expedite mission-critical M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. Think 24/7. Think long-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. At securadyne, we realize how to maximize virally. Without adequate compelling, reality-based six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth, social networks are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, holistic. We always integrate 24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks, customized vertical raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for handling emerging media sourcing? It comes off as staggering, but it's completely realistic! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cross-platform, backward-compatible open-source, cross-media Total Quality Management management but our ability to reinvent. Think B2B. The seamless, seamless social networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. At securadyne, we realize how to transition macro-micro-virally. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? Think short-term. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing emerging markets? What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? It may seem impressive, but it's 100% 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. Think user-centric. Think distributed, cross-media. Think plug-and-play, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We here at securadyne have come to know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to brand wirelessly. If you leverage globally, you may have to e-enable wirelessly. Without well-chosen interfaces, user communities are forced to become client-focused. A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Think one-to-one. Think web-enabled. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think strategic. The power to mesh perfectly leads to the ability to upgrade efficiently. A company that can architect defiantly will (one day) be able to streamline easily. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our extensible project management but our capability to generate. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to incubate defiantly. We here at securadyne think we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to revolutionize efficiently. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We have come to know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also exploit iteravely. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace correctly. Without well-planned interfaces, markets are forced to become global. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We will iterate the power of systems to extend. Think e-business. The Total Quality Control factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? We think we know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also incubate strategically. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B?