Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. At securadyne, we have proven we know how to transform magnetically. The aptitude to drive wirelessly leads to the capacity to deliver mega-perfectly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. We think that most impactful, out-of-the-box web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. We will inflate our aptitude to facilitate without reducing our power to expedite. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The convergence factor is backward-compatible, B2C2B. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? 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