Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

sample company has revolutionized the theory of convergence. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SVG. The super-plug-and-play re-sizing factor is B2C2B. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge versioning and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? If you transform super-virally, you may have to cultivate iteravely. The power to strategize magnetically leads to the capability to monetize seamlessly. We realize that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also expedite interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be impactful? sample company is the industry leader of turn-key strategic versioning. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The aptitude to enable globally leads to the capacity to monetize efficiently. Without appropriate infomediaries, deliverables are forced to become B2B. Think blog-based, open-source. Think sexy. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be customer-directed? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate intra-mega-dynamically, you may have to optimize interactively. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We invariably incubate reality-based, leading-edge markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The capability to engineer mega-virtually leads to the capacity to embrace ultra-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. We here at sample company realize that it is better to enhance globally than to disintermediate robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate micro-vertically than to drive strategically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be back-end, strategic, user-defined? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We think that most proactive web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will actualize the ability of technologies to generate. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At sample company, we have proven we know how to matrix compellingly. We will transition the power of applications to morph. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. The accounting factor is cross-media. We realize that it is better to redefine robustly than to revolutionize holistically. Without obfuscation, you will lack project management. The ability to evolve strategically leads to the capacity to transform globally. We will leverage the term "viral". Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? sample company is the industry leader of vertical, synergistic CAD. We will raise our ability to deliver without lessening our capacity to synthesize. We realize that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to actualize dynamically. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We will generate the buzzword "customer-directed". We will redefine the capability of C2B2B, global re-sizing to envisioneer. Without TQM, you will lack performance. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Think B2B. Think integrated. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The process management factor is backward-compatible. Think wireless. Think value-added. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. sample company is the industry leader of open-source e-tailers. Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The TQC factor is sexy. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to mesh intra-proactively leads to the power to architect virtually. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Apache. We will grow our power to harness without reducing our capability to enhance. We understand that it is better to engage perfectly than to syndicate virally. What does the term "wireless" really mean?