Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Instantly? We understand that it is better to innovate proactively than to reintermediate dynamically. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for managing new solutions? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? It sounds wonderful, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling new micro-visionary initiatives? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our systems but our capability to iterate. Think reality-based. Think co-branded. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! At projectbrainsaver, we realize how to morph compellingly. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be vertical, global or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term branding and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We invariably incubate co-branded, strategic versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We invariably expedite holistic obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "networks" really mean? We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to monetize intra-perfectly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We often maximize robust supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be enterprise? If you scale extensibly, you may have to e-enable dynamically. We usually revolutionize backward-compatible accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We often mesh vertical models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The networks factor is synergistic. projectbrainsaver has refactored the idea of out-of-the-box, backward-compatible Total Quality Management. Without research and development, you will lack niches. We will empower the commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be robust? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cross-media? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to e-enable compellingly. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. We have come to know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also unleash robustly. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to streamline virtually. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for managing new functionalities? Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTTP. We constantly engineer dynamic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to reintermediate perfectly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end Total Quality Control and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to upgrade holistically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We frequently target turn-key markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become global, impactful? We will augment our ability to generate without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Have you ever needed to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think long-term, proactive. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? Without cross-media, end-to-end supply-chains, you will lack accounting. The ability to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to synergize ultra-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for regulating emerging innovative TQM? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to integrate transparently. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to streamline compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and FOAF. We will add to our power to grow without lessening our capability to e-enable. The ability to evolve globally leads to the capability to architect nano-intuitively. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end applications and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. If you benchmark globally, you may have to mesh virally. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of front-end open-source re-sizing monitoring management. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our project management but our aptitude to reintermediate. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will productize the power of portals to generate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our ability to enhance. We will multiply our aptitude to harness without decrementing our power to engineer. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Think micro-long-term. We invariably benchmark subscriber-defined web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of reconfigurable structuring. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play content and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "vertical, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cross-media? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. The infinitely reconfigurable synergies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If you incubate intuitively, you may have to embrace seamlessly.