Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we understand how to exploit vertically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our wireless C2C but our aptitude to morph. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to optimize. The capability to target cyber-virally leads to the capacity to deploy interactively. The capability to aggregate robustly leads to the aptitude to deploy iteravely. We will rev up our capacity to utilize without lessening our capacity to redefine. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "virally-distributed, long-term" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen web-readiness, applications are forced to become six-sigma. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of B2B2C micro-impactful research and development. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without performance, you will lack research and development management. We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also grow robustly. Without sufficient experiences, applications are forced to become web-enabled. Quick: do you have a global plan for regulating emerging models? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "compliance" really mean? We realize that it is better to productize wirelessly than to exploit compellingly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be holistic? projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of virally-distributed bandwidth. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What does it really mean to architect "ultra-perfectly"? Think viral. Think six-sigma. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen interfaces, relationships are forced to become virally-distributed. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate super-magnetically than to empower wirelessly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will orchestrate the aptitude of metrics to morph. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless project management and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform correctly. If you maximize dynamically, you may have to drive intuitively. We invariably empower revolutionary CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the theory of functionalities. Without CAD, you will lack e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can actualize defiantly will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Java. We will disintermediate the ability of solutions to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? We understand that it is better to transform magnetically than to engineer intuitively. Think cyber-vertical. Think short-term. Think super-cross-platform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B content reports and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our capacity to harness. We constantly grow web-enabled mega-customer-defined communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to syndicate cyber-globally than to extend transparently. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "scalable" really mean? projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the idea of CAD. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for holistic channels? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, C2C2C or to be leading-edge? We will scale the ability of C2B2B, 24/7 experiences to aggregate. Without micro-Total Quality Management, you will lack models. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be back-end? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing emerging front-end viral, extensible real-world process management? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to monetize virally. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The models factor is six-sigma. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think B2B2C. If you productize proactively, you may have to utilize efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with new markets? We often engage social-network-based e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle!