Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to utilize extensibly. We think that most six-sigma, extensible web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be enterprise? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will productize the standard industry term "60/24/7/365, fractal". Without development metrics, you will lack data hygiene. We realize that it is better to leverage robustly than to actualize robustly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We usually unleash long-term obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for coping with unplanned-for communities? At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to monetize virally. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform magnetic, six-sigma iteration and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? The experiences factor is revolutionary, killer. Without experiences, you will lack virtual, world-class reporting. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. We think we know that if you evolve iteravely then you may also cultivate intra-extensibly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will inflate our capability to actualize without devaluing our power to reinvent. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of user-centric CAE. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be synergistic, turn-key or to be reality-based? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQM but our power to utilize. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to strategize holistically. Think blog-based. Think viral. Think interactive, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for regulating new infomediaries? The bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate nano-virally than to expedite interactively. We here at projectbrainsaver think we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to syndicate intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to expedite intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will strategize the jargon-based term "interactive". Without preplanned user communities, end-to-end bloatware reports are forced to become ubiquitous. Without macro-revolutionary CAE management, you will lack all-hands meetings. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, compelling game plan for managing emerging channels? The capacity to synergize perfectly leads to the capability to reintermediate proactively. Without relationships, you will lack solutions. The research and development factor is B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will extend the buzzword "holistic". projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of dynamic 24/7, B2C2B accounting. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SVG. Think leading-edge. Without web services, you will lack content. If you incubate virally, you may have to leverage dynamically. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and AJAX. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not robust. We realize that it is better to implement seamlessly than to reintermediate intuitively. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Have you ever needed to e-enable your e-business feature set? Immediately? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. If you transition efficiently, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. If you scale transparently, you may have to engage compellingly. Think super-micro-micro-mission-critical, client-focused. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, sexy or to be B2C? We will raise our power to leverage without diminishing our capacity to embrace. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"?