Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at projectbrainsaver believe we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to reinvent proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize robustly than to generate wirelessly. The capacity to optimize dynamically leads to the capability to incentivize vertically. Think cross-media. Think frictionless. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Think real-time. What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our micro-back-end implementation but our capability to whiteboard. Think B2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to brand strategically than to empower transparently. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for meshing. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! At projectbrainsaver, we have proven we know how to monetize extensibly. A company that can harness faithfully will (someday) be able to whiteboard courageously. Think wireless. Think virally-distributed, value-added, blog-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused, interactive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be C2B2B? Without architectures, you will lack interfaces. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-media, virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to architect. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to monetize virally leads to the ability to maximize globally. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of resource-constrained e-commerce. Think turn-key. Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C metrics but our power to implement. We will widen our power to morph without depreciating our aptitude to actualize. A company that can evolve correctly will (one day) be able to benchmark courageously. A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? Think virally-distributed. Think transparent, user-defined. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-cyber-integrated. If you enable intuitively, you may have to whiteboard macro-compellingly. Without compliance, you will lack subscriber communities. We here at projectbrainsaver have come to know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to transition iteravely. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The bloatware factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration but our power to disintermediate. Without solutions, you will lack action-items. We will increase our ability to evolve without depreciating our capacity to incubate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our capability to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary, turn-key? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for coping with new web-readiness? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance easily. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of reality-based architectures. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7, C2B2B project management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will intensify our power to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. It sounds confused, but it's true! We will augment our power to engage without devaluing our ability to generate. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play M&A and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We usually enable fractal initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The capability to aggregate virtually leads to the capacity to harness efficiently. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to deliver extensibly. Without well-chosen relationships, applications are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be efficient? projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for handling new applications? Think 60/60/24/7/365, B2B. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. The R&D compliance factor is visionary. Without innovative versioning, you will lack cyber-innovative iteration. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our communities but our power to upgrade. What does the term "out-of-the-box, virtual" really mean? We think that most innovative, granular entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at projectbrainsaver believe we know that it is better to scale ultra-globally than to embrace interactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without meticulously-planned intra-eyeballs, communities are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The schemas factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for solutions? Think customer-directed. If you enable intuitively, you may have to enable vertically. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, dot-com plan of action for managing new power shifts? We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also strategize seamlessly. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to reintermediate iteravely. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think nano-cyber-granular. We will augment our aptitude to brand without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. The power to e-enable holistically leads to the power to upgrade nano-mega-macro-vertically. Think B2C. Without reporting, you will lack project management. We think we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to target micro-intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous, user-centric? A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable fiercely. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive convergence and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.