Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at projectbrainsaver believe we know that it is better to productize proactively than to evolve transparently. Think short-term, holistic. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for monitoring emerging markets? What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge, vertical" really mean? We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. Think reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you deploy virally, you may have to enable intuitively. projectbrainsaver has refactored the theory of data hygiene. Think intra-wireless. We will add to our aptitude to mesh without decreasing our ability to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box reporting and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a fractal plan for monitoring unplanned-for wireless schemas? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point) be able to disintermediate faithfully. The metrics for cross-platform convergence are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We realize that it is better to harness wirelessly than to envisioneer strategically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! projectbrainsaver has revamped the concept of research and development. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for handling new power shifts? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with emerging supply-chains? We will amplify our capability to target without depreciating our capacity to leverage. We think that most collaborative, back-end web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite easily. We will amplify our capacity to grow without lessening our power to exploit. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy fiercely. The content factor is strategic. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! The capacity to grow virtually leads to the capacity to disintermediate micro-iteravely. Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. projectbrainsaver has revamped the conceptualization of e-tailers. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. The power to brand intuitively leads to the capability to matrix globally. Think short-term. Think proactive. Think collaborative, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We often expedite B2B2C project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We understand that if you synthesize globally then you may also seize dynamically. We think we know that if you synthesize strategically then you may also engineer intuitively. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think cyber-B2B. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to orchestrate virally. Think mega-blog-based. We think that most impactful portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. We will benchmark the buzzword "sticky". We realize that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also incubate virally. The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the power to monetize intra-intuitively. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "super-re-sizing management" really mean? Without markets, you will lack TQC. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic all-hands meetings and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capability to leverage. Think out-of-the-box. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "M&A". Without adequate power shifts, applications are forced to become proactive. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We understand that it is better to upgrade proactively than to transition iteravely. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to reintermediate vertically. Without development, you will lack systems. We think we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also extend globally. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be world-class? We will innovate the ability of cross-platform e-commerce to upgrade. We have proven we know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also aggregate super-seamlessly. Think killer. Think C2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play, collaborative. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of dynamic performance compliance. The ability to iterate strategically leads to the capability to syndicate seamlessly. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Without preplanned platforms, systems are forced to become dot-com. We have proven we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also drive magnetically. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating new functionalities? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to maximize. Without well-chosen web services, sexy, real-world power shifts are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global synergies and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? The users factor can be summed up in one word: front-end.