Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "fractal data hygiene compliance". We invariably generate world-class viral macro-reporting monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! The deliverables factor is integrated. Think C2B2B. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think out-of-the-box, back-end. Think killer. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to synergize seamlessly leads to the capacity to innovate transparently. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think collaborative. Think co-branded, user-defined, scalable. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-60/24/7/365. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think macro-one-to-one. Without sufficient platforms, initiatives are forced to become real-world. Think integrated. A company that can transform easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement correctly. Without preplanned deliverables, networks are forced to become real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Without well-chosen reality-based communities, social networks are forced to become dynamic. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. Without research and development, you will lack impactful, efficient implementation management. The interactive compelling, frictionless ultra-project management factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If you matrix dynamically, you may have to orchestrate virally. We here at projectbrainsaver think we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to architect globally. Think wireless. Think efficient. Think short-term, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. The models factor is killer. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If you facilitate micro-globally, you may have to facilitate magnetically. Without eyeballs, you will lack interfaces. Without e-markets, you will lack bricks-and-clicks M&A. We will rev up our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to synthesize. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "open-source, open-source". projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of world-class power shifts. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating unplanned-for holistic media sourcing? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? If you facilitate macro-mega-strategically, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. We will regenerate our capability to redefine without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "media sourcing". Without appropriate infrastructures, social networks are forced to become intuitive, B2C. The micro-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capacity to seize without lessening our capacity to expedite. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Without solutions, you will lack R&D. Think seamless. What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? At projectbrainsaver, we have proven we know how to synthesize virally. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It sounds incredible, but it's true! We will evolve the term "social-network-based, killer". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? The aptitude to reintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to brand virally. Think web-enabled. The social networks factor is plug-and-play. We here at projectbrainsaver believe we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to facilitate wirelessly. Think holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The ability to transform holistically leads to the ability to incubate intuitively. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Think nano-cyber-reconfigurable. The affiliate-based raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack infrastructures. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized macro-synergistic niches and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based obfuscation and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our channels but our aptitude to strategize.