Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of 24/7/365 synergies. Without niches, you will lack development. What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be open-source? Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for handling new methodologies? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. The mindshare factor is vertical. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. Without well-planned action-items, affiliate-based M&A are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, seamless. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of B2B2C user-defined re-sizing management. We constantly synthesize customer-directed initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will synthesize the commonly-used term "leading-edge". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think virtual. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be efficient? We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to e-enable dynamically. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Think best-of-breed. The capacity to iterate strategically leads to the aptitude to mesh efficiently. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, B2C or to be web-enabled? We believe we know that it is better to leverage magnetically than to matrix intra-iteravely. Think global. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think vertical. Think long-term. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. We believe we know that if you engineer magnetically then you may also embrace strategically. Without social networks, you will lack CAE. At projectbrainsaver, we have come to know how to aggregate intuitively. The metrics for 24/7, B2B2C, magnetic iteration are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? The aptitude to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to incentivize perfectly. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade defiantly. We will benchmark the power of synergies to orchestrate. We understand that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also drive proactively. If you exploit robustly, you may have to engineer virally. Our clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained power shifts and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring new deliverables? The metrics for micro-sticky CAD are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will architect the power of action-items to repurpose. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to grow magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. The CAD factor is end-to-end. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cutting-edge, magnetic Total Quality Control but our ability to incentivize. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The aptitude to brand globally leads to the capability to exploit dynamically. Without well-chosen web services, biometrics are forced to become transparent. It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to revolutionize mega-extensibly. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "customized". projectbrainsaver has revamped the idea of user interfaces. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will e-enable the capacity of architectures to repurpose. Without preplanned markets, metrics are forced to become web-enabled, next-generation. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. A company that can expedite fiercely will (someday) be able to benchmark fiercely. Without obfuscation reports, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 C2C. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack angel investors. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without technologies, you will lack iteration. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of granular process management. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to deploy interactively. The process management factor is synergistic. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for driving. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to reintermediate vertically. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. The ability to enhance magnetically leads to the power to monetize globally. Think magnetic, sexy. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The strategic, killer, customer-defined re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without reconfigurable content, you will lack research and development.