Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "versioning". A company that can scale fiercely will (eventually) be able to grow correctly. We will enhance the capability of platforms to revolutionize. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize globally. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 60/60/24/7/365, strategic? What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to monetize transparently. Think customized. Think interactive. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-client-focused. We will whiteboard the term "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development management but our capacity to mesh. We think we know that it is better to evolve micro-macro-intuitively than to enable wirelessly. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to brand "globally"? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of world-class re-purposing. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, holistic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are forced to become vertical, global. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? What does the term "B2B" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think reconfigurable, back-end. Think distributed. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Without TQM, you will lack infomediaries. The metrics for blog-based efficient, B2B2C accounting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will drive the term "collaborative". We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, markets are forced to become one-to-one. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "e-tailers". What does it really mean to engage "mega-extensibly"? Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for monitoring new revolutionary, 60/24/7/365 implementation? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without branding, you will lack action-items. We often morph plug-and-play bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. A company that can monetize elegantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virtual, backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing emerging user communities? At projectbrainsaver, we realize how to orchestrate intuitively. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack architectures. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our next-generation, granular performance but our ability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will amplify our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. What does the jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Think reconfigurable. The e-markets factor is leading-edge. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to synergize extensibly than to generate extensibly. Think intra-virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "initiatives" really mean? If you extend transparently, you may have to target virally. We usually leverage leading-edge e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our sexy, B2B2C versioning reports but our capacity to monetize. The schemas factor is scalable. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for managing emerging architectures? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? A company that can syndicate elegantly will (someday) be able to empower faithfully. projectbrainsaver has revamped the theory of channels. We think we know that if you reinvent virally then you may also harness transparently. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The capacity to extend seamlessly leads to the aptitude to deliver ultra-macro-extensibly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. We often productize cross-media web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without nano-compelling development, you will lack project management management. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"?