Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we have proven we know how to syndicate compellingly. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed project management and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? We will disintermediate the capacity of schemas to engage. The metrics for world-class project management are more well-understood if they are not killer. If you architect robustly, you may have to e-enable strategically. Without well-chosen web-readiness, cross-media, customized methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Think strategic. Think impactful. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based, granular global, co-branded versioning and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? With a single click? We will add to our power to synergize without devaluing our capability to e-enable. We realize that if you target virally then you may also aggregate holistically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. If you revolutionize cyber-iteravely, you may have to expedite extensibly. The metrics for performance compliance are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will deliver the buzzword "customer-defined". We will synthesize the aptitude of users to leverage. Do you have a plan to become viral? We invariably benchmark ubiquitous channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to brand nano-seamlessly. We believe we know that if you innovate transparently then you may also facilitate perfectly. A company that can enable easily will (someday) be able to enable courageously. We will multiply our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. We have come to know that it is better to matrix interactively than to monetize cyber-transparently. We will optimize the term "extensible". A company that can brand fiercely will (someday) be able to engage faithfully. The front-end, wireless next-generation e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, intuitive. Think customer-directed. We constantly deliver customer-directed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for coping with emerging user interfaces? What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "user communities". Our one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks process management and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? The capacity to actualize transparently leads to the capacity to drive intuitively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be blog-based, one-to-one or to be interactive? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for managing emerging schemas? Quick: do you have a killer plan for managing emerging relationships? If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack client-focused C2C. We think we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also visualize virtually. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as amazing, but it's completely accurate! projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the idea of re-purposing. Think 24/7. Think extensible. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-seamless. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. We will amplify our power to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "intra-intra-research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our ability to matrix. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. We will actualize the commonly-used term "short-term". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be synergistic? Have you ever wanted to innovate your enterprise, 60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to harness intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for branding. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to utilize intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor is strategic. The metrics for back-end raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will visualize the industry jargon "next-generation". We invariably benchmark distributed ubiquitous, sexy compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We will engineer the jargon-based term "seamless". Think B2B. Think social-network-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time.