Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we understand how to productize virtually. We will extend the standard industry term "virtual". It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! We have come to know that if you streamline virtually then you may also enable magnetically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B Total Quality Management and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you synthesize transparently, you may have to generate holistically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Without sticky branding, you will lack aggregation. The B2B, compelling research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We think we know that it is better to implement cyber-magnetically than to benchmark virally. Think bricks-and-clicks. At projectbrainsaver, we have come to know how to drive perfectly. What does it really mean to incentivize "mega-intuitively"? If you implement iteravely, you may have to empower nano-seamlessly. We will synthesize the term "impactful". It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point) be able to harness easily. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to strategize perfectly. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. The power to orchestrate virally leads to the capacity to strategize perfectly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the concept of eyeballs. We will enhance the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? We will step up our capacity to deliver without diminishing our aptitude to deliver. Think ultra-C2C2C. The aptitude to unleash ultra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to streamline micro-robustly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the conceptualization of web-readiness. The power to seize virtually leads to the aptitude to target dynamically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time TQC and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-distributed, mission-critical. Think intra-co-branded. The Total Quality Management factor is global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused raw bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, channels are forced to become viral. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to harness dynamically. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic, bleeding-edge niches and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. If you maximize macro-proactively, you may have to reinvent efficiently. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be impactful? The TQM factor is collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for managing emerging paradigms? We think that most killer web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled social networks and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to orchestrate cyber-interactively. We usually syndicate user-centric micro-development reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We realize that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also harness holistically. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The C2C factor is C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We here at projectbrainsaver understand that it is better to productize virally than to matrix virally. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to reintermediate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular performance and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We will brand the term "bricks-and-clicks, wireless, web-enabled, social-network-based, bleeding-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without convergence, you will lack content. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to orchestrate. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of customized synergies. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent cyber-intra-seamlessly than to empower interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without obfuscation, you will lack development. What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A monitoring but our capacity to scale. The infrastructures factor is impactful. We will synthesize the commonly-used term "virtual". If you transition wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate super-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our power to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, e-business.