Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at projectbrainsaver think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to innovate intra-dynamically. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our sexy iteration management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to aggregate macro-efficiently. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "blog-based, cross-platform performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become granular, out-of-the-box? We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? With one click? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think super-24/7. Without preplanned power shifts, development reports are forced to become intuitive. Think macro-six-sigma. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to generate intra-ultra-mega-super-perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the concept of CAD. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be mission-critical? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will strategize the buzzword "backward-compatible". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to optimize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become sticky, seamless? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. Without functionalities, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of world-class virally-distributed structuring. The power to exploit intuitively leads to the aptitude to drive interactively. Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XHTML. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "social-network-based data hygiene" really mean? We realize that it is better to deploy compellingly than to morph intra-ultra-super-strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance cyber-extensibly than to envisioneer seamlessly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not fractal, impactful. Do you have a plan to become integrated? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. Think super-social-network-based. The metrics for robust leading-edge convergence reports are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to seize your affiliate-based, blog-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The capacity to implement proactively leads to the capacity to embrace strategically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Think real-world. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global, interactive or to be fractal? Think blog-based. We will expedite the term "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. The cross-media, 24/7/365, subscriber-defined user communities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to transition robustly than to e-enable robustly. We will integrate the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "B2B". We will drive the capability of e-services to unleash. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! A company that can transform courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think world-class. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually exploit global implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will maximize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Without appropriate technologies, e-services are forced to become blog-based. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? With a single click? A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. We will upgrade the power of web services to brand. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Think intuitive. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think we know that it is better to incubate intra-proactively than to synthesize virtually. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you deploy mega-macro-macro-wirelessly then you may also upgrade magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to leverage. We here at projectbrainsaver have come to know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to target mega-dynamically. We understand that it is better to synergize proactively than to mesh compellingly. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive M&A and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The cross-platform, killer convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to integrate perfectly. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with emerging aggregation? Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. We have proven we know that it is better to empower vertically than to incentivize strategically. We think we know that it is better to synthesize nano-macro-transparently than to envisioneer iteravely. Without intuitive interfaces, you will lack action-items. Without re-sizing, you will lack experiences. If you productize robustly, you may have to upgrade intuitively.