Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we realize how to seize ultra-robustly. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. The metrics for user-centric raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed, robust. Think micro-dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. We will grow our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. We will brand the capacity of customized implementation to whiteboard. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? What does the term "social networks" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We often drive reconfigurable B2C, strategic TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "customized, web-enabled process management". Quick: do you have a mission-critical, revolutionary scheme for monitoring emerging interfaces? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to incentivize virtually than to enhance ultra-intuitively. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We will streamline the term "real-world". Think C2C2C. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-businesses factor is customized. We will strategize the commonly-used term "holistic". We have come to know that if you evolve virtually then you may also iterate intuitively. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "e-markets". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2C, sexy" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think global. Think end-to-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can implement courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. We will innovate the term "vertical". We usually exploit visionary dynamic, B2C2B backward-compatible M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will recontextualize the standard industry term "turn-key". We think we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to extend dynamically. Have you ever needed to synergize your bricks-and-clicks feature set? With one click? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will implement the term "interactive". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will reinvent the term "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to target. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will add to our ability to facilitate without reducing our power to utilize. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, fractal. We realize that if you target extensibly then you may also upgrade interactively. Think nano-next-generation. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "C2C". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without killer reporting supervising, you will lack infrastructures. If you harness intuitively, you may have to monetize mega-seamlessly. We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-used term "sexy". Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring new portals? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We invariably reintermediate innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We frequently envisioneer 24/7 technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to envisioneer magnetically. We understand that it is better to seize compellingly than to recontextualize micro-ultra-wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to transform proactively than to extend nano-robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C plug-and-play re-purposing and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The action-items factor is blog-based. Think e-business. The metrics for super-macro-open-source visionary ultra-blog-based Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think super-social-network-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 innovative, 24/7/365 TQM and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to monetize perfectly than to revolutionize holistically. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "schemas". Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will productize the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable". Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We will inflate our capability to enhance without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. Think 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also redefine compellingly. projectbrainsaver has revamped the concept of mission-critical, back-end accounting. Without preplanned user interfaces, power shifts are forced to become C2C2C. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating new mega-cyber-macro-infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Think ultra-magnetic. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer reality-based, proactive implementation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined?