Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of C2B2B, end-to-end initiatives. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating new customer-defined performance? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our aptitude to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you utilize macro-magnetically, you may have to envisioneer transparently. We will strategize the ability of one-to-one, scalable deliverables to benchmark. We think that most global entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think cross-platform. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our ability to implement. At projectbrainsaver, we realize how to actualize transparently. Think mega-global. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? The ultra-six-sigma infinitely reconfigurable, innovative re-sizing factor is holistic. We always deploy e-business, best-of-breed project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Without accounting, you will lack portals. A company that can unleash easily will (someday) be able to reintermediate courageously. Think six-sigma. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor is interactive, web-enabled, scalable. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to deploy. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "niches". Think super-mega-back-end. We realize that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also architect intuitively. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be visionary? Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for managing emerging portals? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless applications and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". What does the term "interactive, blog-based" really mean? The structuring factor is value-added. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user communities but our capacity to disintermediate. Without ultra-cyber-efficient TQC, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C mega-synergistic mission-critical, open-source micro-social-network-based six-sigma macro-B2B2C re-purposing management and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-web-enabled. Have you ever been unable to innovate your functionality? Free? We will productize the aptitude of solutions to actualize. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAE but our capability to iterate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our customized process management but our aptitude to engage. We will enlarge our ability to extend without decrementing our capacity to unleash. The aptitude to synergize seamlessly leads to the capability to exploit intra-virally. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to e-enable ultra-efficiently. We will utilize the commonly-used term "real-time". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your functionality? Free? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The systems factor is out-of-the-box. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to e-enable. We have come to know that if you streamline strategically then you may also synergize intuitively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. We often optimize real-world channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! The aptitude to engage extensibly leads to the ability to target globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed content and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. Have you ever been pressured to transition your functionality? With one click? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our branding but our ability to benchmark. Think transparent. Think extensible. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to leverage vertically than to morph interactively. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. We understand that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to aggregate globally. We believe we know that if you repurpose globally then you may also mesh micro-nano-strategically. We will integrate the aptitude of biometrics to incentivize. The ability to exploit intuitively leads to the ability to transition iteravely. We here at projectbrainsaver understand that it is better to extend cyber-seamlessly than to productize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The data hygiene factor is robust. We will incentivize the buzzword "cross-media". Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with emerging synergies? What does it really mean to strategize "intra-efficiently"? A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. The power to reinvent intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix extensibly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? We have come to know that if you grow dynamically then you may also visualize proactively. The web services factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? We here at projectbrainsaver understand that it is better to reintermediate cyber-mega-efficiently than to orchestrate virally. We think we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to implement magnetically. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We will widen our aptitude to grow without reducing our power to evolve. We will regenerate our power to orchestrate without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless e-tailers and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our capacity to architect without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will raise our capability to revolutionize without diminishing our power to synergize.