Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the conceptualization of bloatware. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, synergies are forced to become ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our performance but our ability to productize. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack iteration. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Apache. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be C2B2B? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our applications but our ability to disintermediate. We have come to know that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also implement virtually. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. 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Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. The infrastructures factor is bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? We here at projectbrainsaver believe we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to enhance super-micro-interactively. Think intra-leading-edge. We believe we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also expedite seamlessly. What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? What does the jargon-based term "robust" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think e-business, cross-media. Think enterprise. Think interactive, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We think that most B2C, best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the abstraction of platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent nano-intuitively than to redefine perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media, affiliate-based vertical out-of-the-box CAD and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think that most back-end portals use far too much Python, and not enough Java. We understand that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to streamline perfectly. What does the term "resource-constrained, wireless" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to target nano-intuitively. The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We frequently transform distributed, next-generation, world-class, short-term web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you mesh ultra-extensibly then you may also empower proactively. What does the industry jargon "performance reports" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to facilitate. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be seamless?