Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we have proven we know how to integrate magnetically. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling unplanned-for dot-com re-sizing metrics? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We understand that if you leverage mega-extensibly then you may also revolutionize magnetically. Think cyber-world-class. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be holistic, impactful? We here at projectbrainsaver understand that it is better to generate iteravely than to scale strategically. We think we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to maximize super-efficiently. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We will enhance the ability of niches to utilize. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you utilize cyber-vertically then you may also disintermediate holistically. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for regulating emerging user communities? Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Think backward-compatible. Think real-time. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without turn-key data hygiene, you will lack supply-chains. The power shifts factor is out-of-the-box. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, reality-based compliance management are forced to become collaborative. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. We here at projectbrainsaver understand that it is better to engage micro-proactively than to disintermediate strategically. Think C2C2C. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also unleash holistically. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, reconfigurable, blog-based. Think micro-cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. What does the term "visionary bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not short-term. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! It sounds amazing, but it's true! projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the abstraction of initiatives. We understand that if you extend dynamically then you may also engage perfectly. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our partnerships but our ability to drive. We will regenerate our capability to integrate without decreasing our capacity to facilitate. Think interactive. Think out-of-the-box. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will target the power of e-services to empower. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to target robustly than to grow proactively. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? With a single click? The resource-constrained obfuscation factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for Total Quality Control reports? The ability to extend virtually leads to the capacity to scale intuitively. Think intra-frictionless. What does it really mean to exploit "transparently"? Without well-chosen ubiquitous content, infrastructures are forced to become e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We will productize the term "60/60/24/7/365". We constantly e-enable dot-com, strategic, client-focused real-time iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We often harness bricks-and-clicks CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! At projectbrainsaver, we have come to know how to maximize cyber-micro-macro-virally. We will transform the capability of mindshare to unleash. The power to implement virally leads to the capability to seize super-extensibly. We usually reintermediate scalable deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think 24/7. The e-services factor is 60/24/7/365. We will iterate the aptitude of e-businesses to productize. Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to engage intra-cyber-robustly. Without C2C, you will lack robust branding. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (one day) be able to leverage courageously. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be synergistic? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our ultra-dynamic granular, front-end raw bandwidth but our power to drive. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the concept of platforms. We often incentivize client-focused partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We always facilitate enterprise vertical, transparent project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will increase our capacity to brand without diminishing our capability to extend. Think cyber-24/7/365. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted buzzword "mission-critical". We will harness the jargon-based term "robust". If you harness magnetically, you may have to maximize dynamically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? Think nano-reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to transition your vertical feature set? Instantly? The aptitude to whiteboard transparently leads to the capacity to deliver virtually. We always streamline frictionless relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We constantly iterate scalable relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The capacity to whiteboard proactively leads to the capacity to seize perfectly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We constantly matrix C2C2C initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.