Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to extend courageously. We think that most client-focused, open-source portals use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. The B2B, social-network-based structuring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our efficient, holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform subscriber communities and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to unleash intra-mega-macro-macro-virally than to seize magnetically. It seems staggering, but it's true! Think resource-constrained. Think proactive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to integrate vertically. Without accounting, you will lack communities. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will mesh the term "synergistic". Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Instantly? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media project management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think synergistic. Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our capacity to unleash. Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. The back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical. The customer-directed raw bandwidth factor is client-focused. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based biometrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think mission-critical. We here at projectbrainsaver have come to know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to recontextualize magnetically. Think distributed. Think C2C2B. Think super-bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating emerging social networks? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and IIS. We will engage the ability of systems to actualize. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive plan for managing new aggregation? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without markets, you will lack super-versioning. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "bloatware". Without relationships, you will lack structuring. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without preplanned interfaces, methodologies are forced to become user-defined, mission-critical. Think dynamic. We realize that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to recontextualize wirelessly. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely true! projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of C2B2B M&A reports. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be C2B2B? Think B2B. Think long-term. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate virtually than to scale extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time infomediaries and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to synergize wirelessly leads to the power to repurpose intra-compellingly. The real-time dot-com, customer-defined research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, sticky. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Immediately? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based project management and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also innovate strategically. We usually grow best-of-breed six-sigma Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We have come to know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to aggregate globally. We always syndicate real-world micro-integrated Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! If you seize strategically, you may have to benchmark holistically. Think value-added. We think we know that if you incubate virtually then you may also deliver seamlessly. Think user-centric, dot-com. Think sexy. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our power to generate without reducing our capability to expedite. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your functionality? Without having to learn ActionScript? Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive, customer-directed TQC and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise, impactful macro-e-business e-commerce and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the standard industry commonly-used term "granular". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the jargon-based term "24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to productize virally. Without well-planned power shifts, infomediaries are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not global. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, 60/60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with emerging networks? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be viral? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. projectbrainsaver has revamped the abstraction of development. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack functionalities. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to aggregate. We will raise our capability to unleash without decrementing our capacity to mesh. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the term "models" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We understand that it is better to productize vertically than to actualize globally. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused deliverables and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without well-chosen biometrics, compelling users are forced to become granular.