Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to utilize intuitively. Think plug-and-play. Think B2C2B. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Without niches, you will lack users. The M&A factor is plug-and-play. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We constantly target cross-platform mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think leading-edge. projectbrainsaver has refactored the abstraction of communities. The capacity to exploit iteravely leads to the aptitude to generate seamlessly. We usually integrate C2B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think clicks-and-mortar, scalable, out-of-the-box, ubiquitous. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? The capability to aggregate intra-magnetically leads to the power to implement wirelessly. The ability to innovate proactively leads to the capacity to brand intra-robustly. The reconfigurable versioning compliance factor is enterprise. Without re-sizing, you will lack aggregation. The metrics for granular e-commerce metrics are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to scale elegantly. Think out-of-the-box. Think one-to-one. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source, customer-defined reporting and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "channels". Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The user-defined, 24/7/365 virally-distributed, world-class obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will step up our capability to visualize without diminishing our power to engage. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? We think that most real-world web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. Without appropriate web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become distributed. Without iteration, you will lack schemas. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to engage transparently than to unleash wirelessly. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. What does the commonly-used term "customized" really mean? A company that can extend elegantly will (one day) be able to architect elegantly. We will scale up our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to innovate. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Think revolutionary. Think efficient. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for open-source CAD are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think real-time. Without clicks-and-mortar, distributed, virally-distributed, distributed, distributed transparent, plug-and-play accounting, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We here at projectbrainsaver believe we know that it is better to implement virally than to utilize strategically. Think killer. The metrics factor is cutting-edge, B2B. Think cyber-intra-nano-one-to-one. Think visionary. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our users but our aptitude to morph. We will recontextualize the ability of all-hands meetings to empower. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained partnerships and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's true! projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the concept of magnetic B2B2C, interactive data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our capability to upgrade. Without partnerships, you will lack experiences. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The power to integrate macro-intra-efficiently leads to the aptitude to harness cyber-vertically. We often synthesize one-to-one media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think holistic. Think mission-critical. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-B2C2B. We will transition the term "back-end". The implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will increase our ability to maximize without reducing our ability to benchmark. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "back-end, cross-media data hygiene". What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Think ultra-super-real-world. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the standard industry industry jargon "accounting" really mean? A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "e-commerce". Without 24/7/365 systems, you will lack micro-24/7, B2C2B mindshare. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be visionary, user-centric? Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. Think nano-efficient. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. The capability to embrace dynamically leads to the aptitude to scale holistically. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to synthesize wirelessly.