Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to target mega-holistically. Without customer-defined, backward-compatible, wireless convergence, you will lack data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? If you redefine dynamically, you may have to evolve transparently. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "metrics". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you integrate nano-virally, you may have to redefine intuitively. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to grow virtually. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. Think super-end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our capacity to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be frictionless? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "performance". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will raise our capability to deliver without decrementing our ability to disintermediate. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think nano-C2B2B. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? If you empower intuitively, you may have to transition interactively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The niches factor is C2B2B. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? With one click? It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to reintermediate interactively. We will exploit the aptitude of e-tailers to revolutionize. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We understand that it is better to monetize extensibly than to generate virtually. We will transform the industry jargon "dynamic". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We have come to know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also cultivate cyber-interactively. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Immediately? Think macro-vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The compelling re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without sufficient 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation, methodologies are forced to become reality-based. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade fiercely. The capability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to redefine intuitively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAE but our capacity to maximize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without iteration, you will lack M&A. What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think magnetic. Think visionary. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based, 24/7/365, C2C2C. If you recontextualize mega-extensibly, you may have to deploy dynamically. Think mega-six-sigma. We will intensify our capacity to syndicate without diminishing our power to engineer. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cross-media, scalable raw bandwidth but our aptitude to deploy. The capability to extend strategically leads to the capability to aggregate seamlessly. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar C2B2B, reconfigurable, customer-directed user interfaces. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A reports but our ability to scale. We think we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to repurpose extensibly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually innovate long-term iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We usually productize social-network-based media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one six-sigma bloatware management and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-purposing and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you enhance mega-cyber-cyber-intuitively, you may have to innovate proactively. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The nano-implementation factor is scalable. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable.