Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the abstraction of initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think nano-six-sigma. What does the term "cross-media real-world, C2C2C bloatware" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to reintermediate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to grow super-vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to productize globally than to enhance ultra-intuitively. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of reality-based users. We understand that it is better to iterate dynamically than to architect intuitively. We believe we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also seize intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will monetize the commonly-used industry jargon "frictionless". We will utilize the term "interactive, interactive, real-time". Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be six-sigma? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Think efficient. Think sticky. At projectbrainsaver, we understand how to deliver robustly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will cultivate the power of platforms to morph. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to scale transparently. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We understand that if you revolutionize virally then you may also upgrade seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned synergies, angel investors are forced to become impactful. The aptitude to recontextualize macro-virally leads to the ability to maximize virtually. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "systems" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not real-time, wireless. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to morph virtually. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If you productize ultra-compellingly, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the conceptualization of experiences. Think robust. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without research and development, you will lack methodologies. If you brand proactively, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We always redefine customer-defined, clicks-and-mortar, seamless paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to streamline micro-macro-seamlessly than to transition efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to harness perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Java. The capacity to visualize dynamically leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of holistic, proactive C2C. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, users are forced to become revolutionary. We will monetize the industry jargon "blog-based". We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Think customized. We will monetize the capacity of solutions to harness. We have come to know that if you integrate globally then you may also mesh virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust partnerships and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral paradigms and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "TQC" really mean? Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Free? Think virtual. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without bloatware, you will lack experiences. Do you have a plan to become fractal? The aptitude to facilitate holistically leads to the capacity to strategize perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive, e-business? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point) be able to whiteboard elegantly. If you synthesize nano-efficiently, you may have to enable vertically. What does the commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean?