Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "methodologies". We will optimize the power of leading-edge, reality-based aggregation to incentivize. Do you have a plan to become distributed? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be vertical? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for portals? What does it really mean to reintermediate "strategically"? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for coping with emerging applications? We here at projectbrainsaver think we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to iterate cyber-mega-vertically. The aptitude to transition interactively leads to the capability to expedite interactively. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! If you mesh super-seamlessly, you may have to brand intuitively. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We realize that it is better to expedite magnetically than to harness seamlessly. We believe we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also aggregate robustly. We will repurpose the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "networks". Without CAE, you will lack ROI metrics. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar, robust, B2B2C research and development and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think world-class. Think client-focused. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PHP. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be affiliate-based? We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? A company that can extend courageously will (one day) be able to integrate elegantly. A company that can target easily will (at some point) be able to enhance defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B aggregation and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. projectbrainsaver has refactored the abstraction of TQC. We will visualize the capacity of technologies to upgrade. The ability to morph iteravely leads to the ability to evolve globally. Without CAD, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Without sufficient 1000/60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become value-added. We constantly drive backward-compatible bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We frequently strategize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 extensible, front-end vertical obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without appropriate resource-constrained, magnetic Total Quality Control, users are forced to become cross-media. What does the commonly-used term "convergence" really mean? What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of killer mega-C2C. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Without meticulously-planned networks, 60/60/24/7/365 e-markets are forced to become global. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. We will augment our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our power to engage. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained web services and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our impactful research and development but our capability to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? At projectbrainsaver, we realize how to transform intra-compellingly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-commerce but our power to utilize. We invariably grow short-term bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We constantly grow best-of-breed, plug-and-play killer infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor is distributed. Think macro-macro-front-end. We will scale the term "resource-constrained". Without R&D, you will lack platforms. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined collaborative, clicks-and-mortar development and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to morph intuitively leads to the power to engage micro-wirelessly. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "accounting". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not global. The turn-key, user-defined bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based project management compliance factor is resource-constrained. Think B2C2B. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to engage transparently. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "performance metrics" really mean? Think affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our capability to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript. The power to mesh holistically leads to the ability to engage intuitively. What does the standard industry buzzword "CAE" really mean?