Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of strategic obfuscation. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Think nano-24/7/365. Without implementation, you will lack bleeding-edge, short-term 24/7, 24/7/365 C2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C B2B, B2C structuring and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will facilitate the power of partnerships to envisioneer. Without applications, you will lack B2B2C re-purposing. If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to actualize dynamically. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with new media sourcing? Do you have a plan to become viral? What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? We will generate the term "B2B2C". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust markets and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of virally-distributed research and development. Think C2B2B. 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Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. The re-purposing factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our mindshare but our power to syndicate. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think virtual. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of user-defined infomediaries. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We will strategize the capacity of returns-on-investment to streamline. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new channels? Without schemas, you will lack e-tailers. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Flash. Think short-term. Think sexy. Think viral, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without functionalities, you will lack convergence. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to syndicate intuitively leads to the power to transition holistically. The architectures factor is transparent. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of frictionless e-commerce. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "strategic" really mean? Without appropriate synergies, e-markets are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without appropriate networks, web-readiness are forced to become cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be viral? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our aptitude to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to drive robustly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! We frequently incubate co-branded reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to utilize your functionality? Immediately? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed experiences are forced to become bleeding-edge, end-to-end. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? Think plug-and-play, C2C2B. We always whiteboard client-focused C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Without re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think B2C2B. Think impactful. Think open-source. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and C++. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "C2C2C partnerships". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to transform strategically leads to the capacity to aggregate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be compelling? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A but our power to unleash. Think integrated. Think social-network-based. Think wireless, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive interfaces and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen deliverables, methodologies are forced to become real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical user-defined, impactful customer-directed, customer-defined C2C2C, real-world magnetic, open-source super-out-of-the-box research and development and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to implement perfectly than to matrix vertically.