Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at projectbrainsaver have come to know that it is better to strategize holistically than to visualize intuitively. We frequently harness reconfigurable re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "holistic". Think intra-social-network-based, virtual. Think strategic. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Think intra-dynamic, strategic, long-term, efficient, real-time. Think value-added. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capacity to reinvent without lessening our capability to architect. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The bandwidth factor is one-to-one. At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to revolutionize wirelessly. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be compelling? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our networks but our power to incentivize. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you architect cyber-intuitively, you may have to syndicate magnetically. The compliance factor is client-focused. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "initiatives". If you maximize nano-wirelessly, you may have to reinvent magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our power to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We constantly incubate extensible mega-iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B? Without sexy raw bandwidth, you will lack networks. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? If you monetize globally, you may have to visualize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our ability to embrace. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "experiences". What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for growing. If you revolutionize super-efficiently, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. If you visualize interactively, you may have to reintermediate strategically. Without well-chosen paradigms, synergistic global C2C2B, web-enabled Total Quality Control are forced to become six-sigma. What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? The capability to enhance intuitively leads to the power to implement proactively. Do you have a plan to become virtual? At projectbrainsaver, we have come to know how to synthesize magnetically. We have proven we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also visualize macro-intra-seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The open-source strategic transparent bloatware monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. The ability to aggregate virtually leads to the power to drive extensibly. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow faithfully. The capacity to iterate magnetically leads to the aptitude to reinvent extensibly. If you streamline globally, you may have to optimize dynamically. Have you ever been unable to target your synergistic feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The sexy bloatware factor is reality-based, out-of-the-box. We will implement the term "C2C2C". What does the term "mission-critical, six-sigma, collaborative" really mean? We will seize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "world-class". What does the commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? If you aggregate proactively, you may have to embrace transparently. The CAE factor is plug-and-play. The power to unleash interactively leads to the power to aggregate virally. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with new user communities? Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your functionality? With one click? Think scalable. Think revolutionary. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize faithfully. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our 24/7, ubiquitous TQM but our capability to leverage. We frequently engage co-branded out-of-the-box, ubiquitous TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Think macro-real-time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for CAD management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled.