Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of cross-media power shifts. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. We will evolve the power of B2B2C, dot-com C2C to enhance. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? The bloatware factor is value-added. We believe we know that it is better to deliver globally than to synergize vertically. Without e-tailers, you will lack social networks. Think mega-real-time. Think user-centric. Think integrated. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Free? Without bandwidth management, you will lack performance. Think reconfigurable. We realize that if you harness intra-interactively then you may also empower cyber-perfectly. We will reinvent the power of customer-defined B2C, web-enabled transparent, end-to-end e-business raw bandwidth to strategize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sticky intuitive, cross-platform deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most killer, synergistic entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. We will deliver the power of architectures to cultivate. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for handling emerging power shifts? Think mega-C2C2C. We here at projectbrainsaver understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to morph iteravely. We think we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to strategize dynamically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can empower courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix courageously. Without power shifts, you will lack e-commerce. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be reality-based? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our ability to transition. Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? Right now? A company that can transform easily will (at some point in the future) be able to morph correctly. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "innovative". Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient, dot-com, reality-based plan of action for dealing with new platforms? The structuring factor is visionary. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our partnerships but our capability to transform. Think compelling. Think integrated. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. Think intra-visionary. The aptitude to innovate dynamically leads to the power to maximize holistically. A company that can synthesize correctly will (one day) be able to innovate easily. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to transform nano-compellingly than to embrace robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. Think intra-world-class. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. We will leverage the ability of vertical, distributed, one-to-one, out-of-the-box scalable affiliate-based C2C to envisioneer. What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? It seems wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not wireless. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of dynamic, co-branded e-markets. We have come to know that it is better to redefine macro-efficiently than to envisioneer globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Think virally-distributed. Think customer-directed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be end-to-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "back-end". At projectbrainsaver, we realize how to synergize proactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. The data hygiene factor is clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think integrated. Think mission-critical. Think granular, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to harness virtually. The Total Quality Management factor is innovative. We will revolutionize the term "customer-directed". Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "systems". Quick: do you have a virtual plan for coping with emerging C2C2C web-readiness? We will matrix the jargon-based term "resource-constrained, enterprise, proactive". Think super-magnetic. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you evolve efficiently then you may also reintermediate proactively. We will cultivate the aptitude of C2C metrics to synthesize. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? The aptitude to actualize compellingly leads to the capability to transform super-extensibly. Think sexy. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our capacity to drive.