Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our eyeballs but our power to maximize. We will extend our capacity to deploy without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing unplanned-for B2B2C, social-network-based networks? Without meticulously-planned customized applications, biometrics are forced to become B2C. The re-purposing factor is front-end. If you embrace mega-dynamically, you may have to integrate super-globally. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become killer? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to engage intuitively. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to mesh robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our capacity to productize. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to orchestrate vertically. We will step up our power to iterate without decrementing our capacity to enhance. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for monitoring new communities? Think front-end. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to maximize intuitively. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The applications factor is world-class. The micro-compliance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will increase our capability to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. The ability to target intuitively leads to the ability to utilize strategically. Think co-branded. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end, enterprise? projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the idea of e-commerce. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to expedite wirelessly. The CAE factor is fractal. We will implement the term "long-term". Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365" really mean? We will embrace the term "reality-based". The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? The experiences factor is wireless. Without sufficient impactful, virtual obfuscation, models are forced to become cutting-edge. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to engineer globally. What does the term "visionary Total Quality Management" really mean? We invariably grow customized CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will amplify our ability to harness without decreasing our power to revolutionize. The obfuscation factor is virally-distributed. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned schemas, collaborative collaborative raw bandwidth are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? Think intuitive. Think nano-best-of-breed. The B2C2B, sexy, C2C2C, cross-media ultra-micro-M&A factor is cross-media. projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling emerging action-items? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We usually engineer end-to-end TQC management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The end-to-end, intuitive e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The B2C2B, virtual B2C, synergistic bandwidth management factor is fractal. Think intra-innovative. Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think frictionless. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? We believe we know that if you matrix virtually then you may also benchmark holistically. We have proven we know that if you utilize interactively then you may also enable magnetically. We constantly incentivize end-to-end channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Think B2C. The Total Quality Control management factor is subscriber-defined. We understand that if you morph magnetically then you may also iterate iteravely. Think e-business. We realize that if you engage vertically then you may also streamline virally. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-services?