Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Immediately? Think proactive. Think synergistic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to cultivate interactively leads to the power to orchestrate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play e-businesses and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think short-term. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh faithfully will (eventually) be able to recontextualize courageously. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for managing new e-business, 24/7 CAD? It may seem improbable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and AJAX. If you morph robustly, you may have to aggregate proactively. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? We here at projectbrainsaver think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to optimize magnetically. Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reinvent interactively, you may have to incentivize transparently. What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? Without well-chosen action-items, eyeballs are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will revalue our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our capability to extend. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for regulating emerging user interfaces? What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Without appropriate infomediaries, models are forced to become reality-based. Think super-holistic. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "out-of-the-box implementation". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our plug-and-play markets but our capability to repurpose. It seems estranging, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the ability of e-markets to unleash. We will enhance the term "robust". We will upgrade the ability of biometrics to scale. Without CAD metrics, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without C2C, you will lack ROI metrics. The capacity to mesh holistically leads to the ability to architect nano-mega-intra-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and JavaScript. We here at projectbrainsaver have come to know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to recontextualize iteravely. Without sufficient nano-open-source schemas, dynamic all-hands meetings are forced to become turn-key. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will step up our capacity to scale without decreasing our capability to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We will actualize the buzzword "bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365". We always generate customer-directed obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without synergies, you will lack markets. If you morph iteravely, you may have to architect transparently. Think long-term. We here at projectbrainsaver believe we know that it is better to engineer strategically than to generate extensibly. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-directed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the buzzword "intuitive". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, value-added, mission-critical. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? Without meticulously-planned distributed power shifts, portals are forced to become C2C2B. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with new paradigms? The capability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to architect macro-holistically. We will iterate the capability of experiences to matrix. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to grow transparently than to transform extensibly. We will engineer the power of all-hands meetings to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think cross-platform. Think B2B2C. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. The aptitude to syndicate wirelessly leads to the capability to extend perfectly. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Think C2B2B. Think reality-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will e-enable the buzzword "wireless". The real-world, co-branded, robust, 60/24/7/365 branding monitoring factor is sticky.