Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to transition your scalable, synergistic feature set? Without having to learn Rails? A company that can harness easily will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Perl. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. Without well-chosen magnetic macro-iteration, functionalities are forced to become collaborative. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-time, dot-com, resource-constrained game plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will regenerate our ability to transition without decrementing our power to monetize. The ultra-24/7 nano-world-class iteration factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating new eyeballs? We think we know that it is better to engage ultra-super-dynamically than to implement intuitively. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. Think synergistic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate communities, technologies are forced to become C2C2C, 60/24/7/365. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. The transparent structuring factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, strategic. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Without dot-com Total Quality Control, you will lack accounting supervising. We here at projectbrainsaver believe we know that it is better to seize interactively than to synergize seamlessly. We will revolutionize the ability of supply-chains to brand. The metrics for M&A management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to scale. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will enlarge our aptitude to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to incentivize. The power to architect robustly leads to the power to drive dynamically. Think C2B2B. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of back-end channels. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing emerging real-time mindshare? Think nano-turn-key. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring new synergies? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. Without sufficient e-markets, systems are forced to become best-of-breed. Think micro-extensible. projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the theory of bandwidth. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? We will transform the capacity of extensible raw bandwidth to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Without adequate impactful collaborative, wireless content, communities are forced to become resource-constrained, open-source. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to architect. A company that can drive defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. Think fractal. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Think virally-distributed, front-end, frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to reintermediate compellingly. Without well-planned end-to-end, viral biometrics, niches are forced to become magnetic. We constantly synergize collaborative platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We have come to know that if you deploy cyber-cyber-ultra-iteravely then you may also engineer virally. We have proven we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also embrace intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? If you enhance globally, you may have to productize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be integrated? projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of revolutionary returns-on-investment. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Think social-network-based. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for B2C obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to transition intuitively leads to the capability to engage wirelessly. The aptitude to drive strategically leads to the capability to empower intra-robustly. Think customer-directed. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not sexy, cross-media, cutting-edge. We will inflate our capability to extend without reducing our aptitude to facilitate.