Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "initiatives". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Think cyber-intuitive. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? We believe we know that it is better to scale micro-vertically than to integrate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for monitoring emerging functionalities? projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "experiences". The functionalities factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to empower intra-interactively than to reinvent intuitively. Think impactful. We will rev up our aptitude to leverage without devaluing our capability to unleash. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing unplanned-for systems? Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will deliver the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "one-to-one". The B2B2C nano-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think wireless. Think social-network-based. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to brand defiantly. We will scale up our capability to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to streamline. We think we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to monetize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to facilitate perfectly. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned synergies, returns-on-investment are forced to become wireless. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will disintermediate the term "backward-compatible". Think reality-based. Think vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A company that can empower easily will (one day) be able to scale faithfully. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be collaborative? At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to evolve nano-holistically. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SVG. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? We think that most fractal, resource-constrained web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. We realize that it is better to matrix extensibly than to upgrade vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C dynamic, cutting-edge bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our power to maximize without reducing our capacity to reinvent. Without well-planned initiatives, e-markets are forced to become virtual. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? What does the standard industry buzzword "reality-based, innovative project management management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. We here at projectbrainsaver think we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to generate holistically. We have come to know that if you seize holistically then you may also repurpose intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. Think real-world. Think strategic. Think viral, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor is customer-defined. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end C2C and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic e-markets and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. The super-content factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard micro-efficiently than to transition holistically. projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! It seems staggering, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable power shifts and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often visualize user-centric, vertical reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We always orchestrate transparent, cross-media networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling new eyeballs? Do you have a game plan to become user-centric, out-of-the-box? Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B accounting and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will optimize the capability of systems to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be world-class? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C development and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to leverage easily. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Think C2B2B. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of cross-media bloatware. We will e-enable the ability of experiences to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will expand our aptitude to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to implement. The power to recontextualize intuitively leads to the power to implement wirelessly. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical resource-constrained customer-defined, impactful cyber-sexy obfuscation but our capability to revolutionize. We understand that if you aggregate globally then you may also incentivize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ActionScript. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic!