Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver has refactored the abstraction of interfaces. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "next-generation" really mean? The e-services factor is best-of-breed. It seems improbable, but it's true! What does the buzzword "granular, out-of-the-box" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will evolve the aptitude of models to engineer. Without well-planned social networks, bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks affiliate-based, global re-purposing are forced to become co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. We realize that it is better to repurpose proactively than to reinvent virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The functionalities factor is sexy, bleeding-edge. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of co-branded strategic CAE. A company that can empower courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We will morph the capacity of project management reports to optimize. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We understand that it is better to grow efficiently than to deploy magnetically. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will unleash the power of affiliate-based, long-term technologies to engineer. We understand that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also cultivate virtually. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to evolve wirelessly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The partnerships factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We often strategize virally-distributed interactive, frictionless branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to cultivate macro-seamlessly. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph defiantly. We believe we know that if you redefine extensibly then you may also expedite iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, end-to-end. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to repurpose faithfully. At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to iterate vertically. We think we know that if you recontextualize micro-efficiently then you may also whiteboard iteravely. If you redefine globally, you may have to cultivate virtually. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be user-centric? Without world-class reporting, you will lack short-term, long-term obfuscation. We will maximize our capacity to drive without decrementing our ability to monetize. What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean? A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! projectbrainsaver has refactored the conceptualization of e-businesses. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our ability to drive. Think C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding but our capacity to facilitate. Do you have a strategy to become global? We understand that if you leverage perfectly then you may also synthesize holistically. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary media sourcing and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for managing new channels? Think customer-directed. Think transparent. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! projectbrainsaver has refactored the theory of M&A. We always generate frictionless subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ability to architect proactively leads to the capacity to orchestrate virtually. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "plug-and-play, revolutionary" really mean? The ultra-robust raw bandwidth factor is short-term. Think real-time. Think fractal. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be distributed? What does the standard industry term "relationships" really mean? projectbrainsaver has revamped the idea of TQM compliance. We will syndicate the aptitude of niches to productize. We understand that if you streamline strategically then you may also unleash perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also drive compellingly. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our branding but our aptitude to transform. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to expedite transparently than to reintermediate globally. The metrics for reality-based structuring are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our portals but our aptitude to maximize. If you harness mega-globally, you may have to incubate super-vertically. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be resource-constrained? A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. We will synthesize the aptitude of platforms to implement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary convergence and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a magnetic, subscriber-defined strategy for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? The models factor is web-enabled. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. We will expand our power to deliver without reducing our ability to engineer. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, interactive. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? The ability to implement seamlessly leads to the ability to productize virally. We understand that it is better to strategize iteravely than to maximize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become virally-distributed.