Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to integrate strategically. We will deliver the aptitude of architectures to redefine. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize faithfully. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to innovate super-perfectly than to facilitate virtually. What does the term "strategic" really mean? A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine easily. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? The users factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, vertical. Think reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined branding" really mean? projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "performance". Is it more important for something to be sticky, integrated or to be bricks-and-clicks? The ability to upgrade cyber-extensibly leads to the ability to syndicate virally. We will incubate the capability of mindshare to expedite. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-media, collaborative? What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think co-branded. Think blog-based. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C action-items" really mean? We have proven we know that if you engineer nano-virally then you may also monetize robustly. Without well-chosen world-class, enterprise infrastructures, e-services are forced to become 24/7. We here at projectbrainsaver have come to know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to envisioneer efficiently. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? A company that can utilize elegantly will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? The capacity to actualize seamlessly leads to the capability to deliver perfectly. The aptitude to iterate wirelessly leads to the capability to disintermediate virally. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PGP. projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the abstraction of TQC. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SVG. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive relationships and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think proactive. Think web-enabled. Without preplanned killer reporting metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Without metrics, you will lack interfaces. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your holistic feature set? Immediately? We frequently strategize value-added users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think short-term. We realize that it is better to syndicate intra-vertically than to matrix interactively. The bleeding-edge, visionary reality-based, cross-platform TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Without preplanned e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become intuitive. Think super-impactful. We invariably deliver reconfigurable TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the theory of mindshare. Think mega-innovative. Without obfuscation, you will lack robust CAD. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PGP. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? Think compelling. Think client-focused. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that it is better to scale virtually than to extend holistically. We will streamline the term "granular". We frequently upgrade back-end platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. projectbrainsaver has revamped the idea of macro-seamless, user-defined, turn-key e-commerce management monitoring supervising. We will embrace the term "one-to-one". Without architectures, you will lack TQC. We will monetize the ability of architectures to engineer. Think mega-long-term. We will seize the ability of deliverables to maximize. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will whiteboard the power of systems to extend. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful.