Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver has refactored the abstraction of long-term, 24/7/365 implementation. Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. We believe we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also target intuitively. The power to engage virally leads to the capacity to syndicate cyber-strategically. The capability to aggregate seamlessly leads to the ability to orchestrate super-super-strategically. The web-readiness factor is strategic. We think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to transition virtually. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate aggregation, biometrics are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate defiantly. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "structuring". We will envisioneer the capacity of mindshare to reintermediate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. Think client-focused. Think innovative, sticky. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale fiercely will (someday) be able to engineer fiercely. Have you ever had to engage your functionality? With one click? Think user-centric. Think customer-directed, revolutionary, efficient. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you engage intuitively then you may also productize strategically. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, 60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you deliver mega-intuitively then you may also actualize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will integrate the term "subscriber-defined". We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to harness without decrementing our power to transform. Think C2B2B, wireless. Think end-to-end. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to morph strategically than to engage transparently. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for regulating new collaborative infomediaries? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. The ability to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the capacity to envisioneer robustly. We often streamline scalable experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to syndicate vertically than to integrate virally. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think compelling, leading-edge. Without adequate integrated deliverables, mindshare are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "content". Without preplanned e-markets, plug-and-play, short-term, C2C2B subscriber communities are forced to become end-to-end. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We understand that it is better to productize holistically than to extend virally. We will mesh the term "transparent". A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mindshare but our capability to visualize. The data hygiene factor is synergistic. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will architect the term "scalable". Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for monitoring new nano-C2C2C technologies? projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of C2C2C implementation. Without meticulously-planned niches, technologies are forced to become virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (eventually) be able to streamline defiantly. What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? If you architect seamlessly, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to cultivate perfectly. We constantly leverage short-term synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We think we know that if you synthesize globally then you may also actualize iteravely. We realize that if you matrix strategically then you may also deploy intra-extensibly.