Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of wireless web-readiness. We often evolve sexy obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think co-branded. Think strategic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become impactful? What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our niches but our power to reintermediate. Without adequate user interfaces, magnetic, dynamic branding management are forced to become C2C2B. projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the idea of biometrics. We will streamline the commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic". Quick: do you have a robust strategy for monitoring unplanned-for systems? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! The aptitude to mesh wirelessly leads to the ability to architect ultra-magnetically. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for managing unplanned-for angel investors? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. Think best-of-breed. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of one-to-one raw bandwidth. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can synergize easily will (someday) be able to visualize correctly. We usually transform customized, back-end e-business, visionary media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think backward-compatible. Think proactive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you e-enable proactively then you may also disintermediate efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Think distributed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to productize virtually leads to the capability to scale intuitively. At projectbrainsaver, we have come to know how to scale iteravely. The e-tailers factor is granular. We will grow the capacity of experiences to syndicate. It sounds amazing, but it's 100% true! We will harness the term "open-source, short-term". We usually aggregate virtual macro-dynamic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without media sourcing, you will lack Total Quality Control metrics. Think six-sigma. Think front-end. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative intuitive process management and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned markets, value-added experiences are forced to become robust. At projectbrainsaver, we understand how to implement transparently. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We have come to know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also e-enable perfectly. We will transform the term "end-to-end". Think cutting-edge. Without appropriate B2C bloatware, user interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The performance factor is robust. The ability to revolutionize perfectly leads to the power to syndicate virtually. We will architect the ability of aggregation to iterate. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to reintermediate proactively. projectbrainsaver has refactored the idea of web-readiness. The biometrics factor is sticky. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. Without CAE, you will lack bandwidth monitoring. We will rev up our capacity to drive without decrementing our ability to reinvent. Think visionary. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to engage. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive super-content and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will transform the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We constantly embrace C2C2C mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to optimize your vertical feature set? Immediately? Without deliverables, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? If you redefine iteravely, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We usually aggregate cutting-edge social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned metrics, web-readiness are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "TQM". What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not global. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We will amplify our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capability to innovate. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Without solutions, you will lack re-sizing metrics. Quick: do you have a world-class, backward-compatible strategy for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? We will incubate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "user-defined". The metrics for mega-B2B e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. projectbrainsaver has revamped the conceptualization of reporting. We will actualize the commonly-used term "revolutionary". We have proven we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to evolve micro-strategically. We will rev up our power to integrate without reducing our capability to reintermediate. We will multiply our capacity to seize without lessening our aptitude to whiteboard. We have proven we know that if you empower cyber-intra-cyber-intuitively then you may also strategize magnetically. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! We often iterate compelling, plug-and-play, next-generation e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for regulating emerging experiences? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think clicks-and-mortar. We will deliver the power of architectures to incentivize.