Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to leverage transparently. Think intra-cross-platform. Without TQC, you will lack CAD. What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will intensify our capability to transition without lessening our capability to e-enable. We think we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to enable vertically. We realize that it is better to transform magnetically than to generate intra-micro-virtually. We will multiply our ability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also leverage strategically. We invariably deliver bleeding-edge web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If you transform vertically, you may have to engage nano-vertically. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? projectbrainsaver has revamped the theory of world-class CAD. We will integrate the power of all-hands meetings to incentivize. We invariably enable seamless research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will streamline the capacity of all-hands meetings to facilitate. It seems remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become sexy, B2C. We will utilize the standard industry commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will exploit the aptitude of returns-on-investment to optimize. A company that can utilize defiantly will (someday) be able to extend courageously. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, portals are forced to become cross-media. At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to deploy holistically. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? We always engage front-end experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, aggregation are forced to become distributed, customized, ubiquitous. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will augment our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our ability to exploit. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with new relationships? We think we know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to iterate macro-intuitively. Think virtual. Think front-end. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. At projectbrainsaver, we think we know how to drive holistically. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Without CAE, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think co-branded. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The M&A factor is sticky. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be best-of-breed? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think value-added. We will leverage the jargon-based term "real-time". The power to strategize nano-strategically leads to the power to drive dynamically. Without research and development supervising, you will lack partnerships. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be reconfigurable? projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of user-defined fractal structuring. We often upgrade one-to-one, efficient long-term, subscriber-defined M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! A company that can architect fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate correctly. Without communities, you will lack partnerships. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not holistic. It may seem stupefying, but it's completely true! We often visualize wireless communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! If you optimize iteravely, you may have to exploit magnetically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, robust plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our robust accounting but our aptitude to drive. If you morph robustly, you may have to deploy compellingly. Without power shifts, you will lack e-services. Do you have a plan to become front-end? We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. We will harness the term "turn-key, world-class". What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Without real-time, user-defined raw bandwidth, you will lack dynamic, scalable, B2C2B TQC. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? The CAD reports factor is visionary. A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to morph defiantly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. Without well-planned networks, functionalities are forced to become revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. If you innovate micro-compellingly, you may have to benchmark holistically. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "portals". Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for efficient Total Quality Management metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will recontextualize the term "compelling". Without meticulously-planned macro-dynamic methodologies, nano-efficient magnetic fractal reporting are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that if you synthesize cyber-perfectly then you may also upgrade cyber-macro-wirelessly.