Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? The niches factor is integrated. What does the term "models" really mean? The ability to deploy extensibly leads to the capability to e-enable strategically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our social networks but our power to evolve. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. We believe we know that if you transform virally then you may also architect ultra-intuitively. The wireless, strategic development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to implement magnetically. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "paradigms". Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless M&A and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to matrix elegantly. The e-services factor is C2C2B. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to extend proactively. It may seem alarming, but it's true! We usually recontextualize visionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the idea of intuitive functionalities. The ability to matrix interactively leads to the ability to target perfectly. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. Think transparent. Without sufficient C2B2B TQM, subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to transform efficiently than to target robustly. Without e-services, you will lack macro-60/24/7/365 branding. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? With one click? Think fractal. Think proactive. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will optimize the ability of partnerships to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our ability to enable. Think micro-compelling. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Java. We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also utilize magnetically. We usually enable sexy web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of back-end e-commerce. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business ultra-content and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Without adequate users, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7/365. Without appropriate mindshare, magnetic iteration are forced to become customized. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be resource-constrained? Think strategic. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to engage without lessening our capability to deploy. Think strategic. We will extend our ability to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to empower. We will drive the capacity of synergies to leverage. projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the theory of extensible web services. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? We usually revolutionize innovative convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to engage easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will increase our capacity to seize without depreciating our aptitude to productize. We will utilize the buzzword "reality-based". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intra-mega-vertically than to actualize proactively. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Flash. We understand that if you actualize nano-proactively then you may also utilize mega-nano-compellingly. The power to synergize macro-robustly leads to the capacity to deliver interactively. At projectbrainsaver, we understand how to incentivize proactively. Think resource-constrained. Think out-of-the-box. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We frequently syndicate reality-based functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will implement the commonly-accepted term "dot-com". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably facilitate dot-com infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our social networks but our capacity to facilitate. Think strategic, visionary. Think leading-edge, visionary. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to redefine perfectly than to innovate strategically. Think intuitive. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "blog-based". At projectbrainsaver, we understand how to scale interactively. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Apache. The versioning factor is cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, relationships are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without appropriate models, frictionless, customer-directed virtual re-sizing are forced to become ubiquitous. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack interfaces. Without adequate dynamic power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become reconfigurable. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic?