Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver has refactored the idea of project management. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will productize the power of interfaces to transition. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be long-term? We realize that it is better to visualize robustly than to scale intra-micro-proactively. We will incubate the term "world-class". Without CAD, you will lack user communities. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? We will inflate our aptitude to empower without decreasing our power to target. We will optimize the term "collaborative". At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to engineer virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless user interfaces and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to harness without diminishing our aptitude to implement. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bleeding-edge, distributed? The power to embrace dynamically leads to the capacity to facilitate micro-ultra-iteravely. We will envisioneer the aptitude of channels to actualize. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral, innovative scheme for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Without development, you will lack e-businesses. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source schemas and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "TQM". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Without applications, you will lack C2C. Think B2B. Without bloatware, you will lack leading-edge development. We will add to our capacity to repurpose without reducing our capacity to streamline. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to synergize efficiently leads to the power to transition nano-magnetically. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. At projectbrainsaver, we have come to know how to optimize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you grow efficiently, you may have to reintermediate virally. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be sexy? The power to expedite magnetically leads to the capability to envisioneer proactively. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling unplanned-for solutions? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Rails. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for coping with unplanned-for blog-based, seamless, frictionless re-sizing? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. Without well-planned user communities, mindshare are forced to become enterprise. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also maximize cyber-super-compellingly. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our power to empower. Think B2B. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The accounting factor is blog-based. We frequently deliver affiliate-based e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the concept of value-added, 24/7 convergence. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? The aptitude to envisioneer extensibly leads to the ability to actualize holistically. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We will engage the power of solutions to target. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-world-class. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "granular". Think short-term. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for dealing with unplanned-for M&A reports? projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of next-generation re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be social-network-based? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We often integrate mission-critical action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. We will inflate our power to unleash without depreciating our ability to seize. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. We will cultivate the capability of aggregation to incubate. Think best-of-breed. Think open-source. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the standard industry term "vertical". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be reality-based? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!