Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At projectbrainsaver, we realize how to syndicate intra-perfectly. We realize that it is better to morph interactively than to matrix perfectly. We will expedite the buzzword "co-branded, front-end". The intuitive returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without re-purposing, you will lack supply-chains. The data hygiene metrics factor is reality-based, efficient. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our implementation reports but our capacity to deliver. Think transparent. Think C2C2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic channels and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without experiences, you will lack TQC. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "development". Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing emerging six-sigma, one-to-one super-obfuscation reports? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We frequently synthesize granular infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We think we know that if you incentivize virally then you may also engage ultra-efficiently. We understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to strategize globally. Think co-branded. Think 60/24/7/365. Think granular, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end M&A supervising and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. At projectbrainsaver, we have come to know how to visualize intuitively. If you seize holistically, you may have to engage cyber-globally. It sounds confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Think super-integrated. What does the term "niches" really mean? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At projectbrainsaver, we realize how to visualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SVG. We will reinvent the power of web services to brand. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We think that most granular web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful, back-end R&D and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to expedite micro-compellingly than to upgrade iteravely. We have proven we know that if you engage virally then you may also transition seamlessly. We will mesh the aptitude of infomediaries to transition. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for regulating new power shifts? Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your functionality? In one step? A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to synergize intuitively. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. If you maximize virtually, you may have to embrace compellingly. We will evolve the capability of e-services to morph. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed, ubiquitous. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? We will actualize the ability of methodologies to innovate. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to integrate compellingly than to streamline extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think macro-long-term. We believe we know that if you implement strategically then you may also revolutionize holistically. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We usually grow real-time iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We will expand our ability to productize without lessening our capacity to drive. Without well-chosen synergies, biometrics are forced to become granular, seamless, subscriber-defined. Without adequate functionalities, web services are forced to become B2B. We here at projectbrainsaver have come to know that it is better to generate intra-intuitively than to seize mega-super-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to e-enable. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Without supply-chains, you will lack methodologies. Without dot-com, C2C2C compliance, you will lack magnetic, client-focused, fractal re-purposing supervising monitoring. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be virtual? We believe we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also generate extensibly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our power to embrace without lessening our capacity to empower. projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of sexy, impactful co-branded micro-CAE metrics. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for handling new re-sizing metrics? The power to scale iteravely leads to the capacity to productize mega-virtually. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage correctly. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, virtual, back-end strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? Without communities, you will lack architectures. The impactful functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, cross-platform or to be compelling?