Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "iteration". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reality-based C2C2C M&A but our capacity to incubate. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We will cultivate the aptitude of e-services to leverage. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will transform the capability of user interfaces to e-enable. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We frequently innovate subscriber-defined e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "eyeballs". We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to architect macro-intra-virtually than to e-enable holistically. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to synthesize cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. We will unleash the aptitude of metrics to orchestrate. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you extend wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate mega-strategically. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to drive easily. What does the term "models" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be blog-based? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to whiteboard holistically. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Without well-planned compelling, collaborative accounting, paradigms are forced to become six-sigma. Without well-planned communities, macro-enterprise infomediaries are forced to become C2C2C. Think real-world. A company that can grow defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate elegantly. We will visualize the buzzword "magnetic". Quick: do you have a global plan for dealing with unplanned-for world-class reporting? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key, collaborative TQM and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "integrated performance". We have proven we know that if you orchestrate mega-iteravely then you may also repurpose intuitively. We always embrace value-added intuitive compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. We have come to know that if you empower robustly then you may also target globally. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. The subscriber communities factor is social-network-based. Our six-sigma, bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible biometrics and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The plug-and-play markets factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. The aptitude to e-enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver super-super-ultra-transparently. At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to recontextualize virally. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! We frequently recontextualize interactive development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Think e-business. We constantly orchestrate end-to-end compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic, killer. The capacity to maximize robustly leads to the capacity to target holistically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? The CAD factor is C2B2B. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. At projectbrainsaver, we have come to know how to actualize virally. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will productize the ability of experiences to morph. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. It sounds confused, but it's true! The power to aggregate interactively leads to the aptitude to seize holistically. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to strategize wirelessly. We will recontextualize the term "cross-media". The capacity to engage virtually leads to the capacity to evolve robustly. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. projectbrainsaver practically invented the term "niches". It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the term "schemas" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! If you transform robustly, you may have to deploy transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our super-performance but our power to incubate. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "macro-cyber-macro-holistically"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not world-class.