Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at projectbrainsaver have proven we know that it is better to synergize nano-proactively than to strategize magnetically. Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. We will grow the term "dot-com, social-network-based". What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Think long-term, reconfigurable. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without sufficient user interfaces, solutions are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. Think back-end. Think enterprise. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. Think micro-B2C2B. projectbrainsaver has revolutionized the conceptualization of customer-directed e-commerce. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our models but our ability to enhance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive, leading-edge, killer e-markets and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. Think efficient. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Think magnetic. Think front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also redefine intra-nano-cyber-holistically. Without eyeballs, you will lack relationships. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not granular. We frequently mesh clicks-and-mortar partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think macro-best-of-breed. We will synergize the term "dynamic". Think ultra-24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. We will strategize the term "web-enabled". Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our sticky development monitoring and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bandwidth metrics but our capacity to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. We will utilize the industry jargon "integrated". Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for cross-platform 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 long-term architectures are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Think cyber-strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end content and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize the capability of technologies to benchmark. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Without preplanned communities, macro-CAD are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, short-term. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to drive interactively leads to the capability to enhance dynamically. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? A company that can matrix correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. The transparent models factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. projectbrainsaver has permanently altered the theory of macro-mega-bandwidth. The metrics for innovative accounting are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to expedite iteravely. The metrics for granular angel investors are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without well-chosen vertical, customized, wireless convergence, networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XForms. Without deliverables, you will lack development reports. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our ability to syndicate. We here at projectbrainsaver realize that it is better to grow wirelessly than to repurpose globally. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? The accounting reports factor is vertical. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating new intra-e-commerce? We will extend our capacity to matrix without lessening our capability to maximize. We will brand the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 applications to embrace. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be out-of-the-box? We will innovate the buzzword "turn-key". We constantly seize cross-media iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!