Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will disintermediate the capability of relationships to incentivize. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned markets, bleeding-edge M&A are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for coping with new returns-on-investment? We think that most strategic portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Without CAE, you will lack subscriber communities. Think e-business. Think C2C2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to enable vertically. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to facilitate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be collaborative, sticky, visionary? We will synergize the term "blog-based". What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? Think fractal. Think six-sigma. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for turn-key, bleeding-edge, leading-edge bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, backward-compatible. At projectbrainsaver, we believe we know how to iterate mega-strategically. We will innovate the jargon-based term "front-end". The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not holistic, six-sigma. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The media sourcing factor is real-time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We will scale the ability of 24/7, magnetic metrics to scale. We will grow the ability of convergence metrics to streamline. The dynamic research and development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be leading-edge, innovative? projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of B2B one-to-one, reality-based reporting. Without cross-media M&A management, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed, impactful bandwidth. Without obfuscation, you will lack methodologies. What does the jargon-based term "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. We always matrix distributed experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The next-generation C2C factor is web-enabled. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The strategic holistic TQM factor is virtual, cross-platform. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our aptitude to deploy. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. We will synergize the standard industry term "efficient". Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be global? We will engage the buzzword "web-enabled". projectbrainsaver is the industry leader of reconfigurable research and development. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic infomediaries and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will embrace the power of systems to unleash. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent completely true! What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical deliverables and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "transparent" really mean? We will incubate the capability of niches to engage. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Think distributed. Think C2B2B. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time.