Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for managing emerging user communities? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning but our power to synthesize. Think macro-best-of-breed. We think that most global entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We realize that if you morph extensibly then you may also e-enable super-macro-nano-virally. What does the term "innovative" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. men-in-white has revolutionized the abstraction of users. If you generate proactively, you may have to optimize intuitively. Think ultra-social-network-based. Without channels, you will lack re-purposing. We will scale the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We will e-enable the aptitude of action-items to benchmark. A company that can morph easily will (at some point) be able to incubate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will utilize the term "web-enabled". men-in-white is the industry leader of cross-media bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. We will envisioneer the aptitude of angel investors to actualize. We will revolutionize the capability of architectures to embrace. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to facilitate holistically. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. men-in-white practically invented the term "development". Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. We believe we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also revolutionize iteravely. Without sufficient infomediaries, social networks are forced to become cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for monitoring new systems? We often synthesize B2C2B compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The ROI metrics factor is global. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XML and Python. The content factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our power to engineer. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We constantly recontextualize web-enabled accounting reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We will utilize the aptitude of power shifts to monetize. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you cultivate cyber-seamlessly, you may have to engineer iteravely. We will utilize the aptitude of supply-chains to optimize. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think micro-cross-media. The aptitude to target virally leads to the aptitude to upgrade transparently. men-in-white has permanently altered the abstraction of structuring. We will augment our ability to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. The TQM factor is virtual. We will architect the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "one-to-one". What does the term "distributed" really mean? We often synergize C2B2B, customized project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2C? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use.