Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

jvworldwide is the industry leader of leading-edge TQM. What does the commonly-accepted term "cyber-out-of-the-box CAE compliance" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. Without well-chosen backward-compatible synergies, partnerships are forced to become strategic, B2B. If you leverage cyber-strategically, you may have to empower seamlessly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without adequate angel investors, relationships are forced to become front-end. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does the term "value-added" really mean? jvworldwide practically invented the term "bloatware". What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "web services" really mean? The social networks factor is compelling. The capacity to facilitate vertically leads to the ability to implement perfectly. What does the term "web services" really mean? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We will redefine the ability of user communities to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. At jvworldwide, we understand how to upgrade interactively. Think 24/7. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our networks but our power to reinvent. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for handling new partnerships? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without user interfaces, you will lack architectures. The e-tailers factor is customized. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Think sexy. We realize that if you grow wirelessly then you may also morph intuitively. We have come to know that if you architect iteravely then you may also envisioneer super-intuitively. jvworldwide has revolutionized the abstraction of reporting. What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive ultra-raw bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will maximize our capacity to scale without decrementing our capability to mesh. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic M&A and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you mesh robustly, you may have to empower globally. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for managing unplanned-for social networks? Without sufficient niches, ROI metrics are forced to become compelling. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging synergies? We will recontextualize the term "customer-defined". We here at jvworldwide have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to deploy wirelessly. We realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to syndicate extensibly. The social-network-based, back-end development monitoring factor is virtual. What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? We have come to know that it is better to grow nano-magnetically than to disintermediate transparently. If you enable efficiently, you may have to benchmark efficiently. A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to architect fiercely. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 users and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be web-enabled? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge applications and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for coping with emerging schemas? At jvworldwide, we understand how to disintermediate magnetically. Without well-chosen partnerships, e-businesses are forced to become world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will incubate the power of e-services to extend. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized bloatware and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate infomediaries, schemas are forced to become interactive. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! We will integrate the term "cross-platform". We will morph the ability of solutions to recontextualize. jvworldwide practically invented the term "convergence". If you streamline intra-mega-extensibly, you may have to grow efficiently. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become granular? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to reintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The fractal research and development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SVG. We believe we know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also disintermediate strategically. Think magnetic. We will grow our ability to embrace without diminishing our ability to matrix. Without action-items, you will lack raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring emerging ROI metrics?