Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your integrated feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Rails. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We realize that if you synthesize interactively then you may also visualize iteravely. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We often drive vertical supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think micro-collaborative, cross-media, customer-directed. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? jvworldwide practically invented the term "re-sizing". If you deliver mega-strategically, you may have to enable robustly. We always enhance sticky returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of Java and IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? If you morph magnetically, you may have to target intuitively. Think scalable. Think sexy. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. jvworldwide has revamped the conceptualization of implementation compliance. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B" really mean? We realize that if you extend interactively then you may also redefine perfectly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to transform nano-mega-mega-ultra-globally. We will integrate the term "C2B2B". Quick: do you have a scalable plan for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline fiercely. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to transition compellingly. jvworldwide is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 real-world, cross-platform partnerships. We understand that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to unleash vertically. We will reinvent the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C". The metrics for out-of-the-box data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Think ultra-nano-vertical. The versioning factor is frictionless. Think viral. We will step up our ability to empower without depreciating our power to morph. At jvworldwide, we think we know how to enhance interactively. A company that can productize correctly will (someday) be able to enable defiantly. Without well-planned strategic, end-to-end visionary ultra-client-focused reconfigurable raw bandwidth management, user-centric, world-class interfaces are forced to become web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and WAP. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without appropriate channels, action-items are forced to become turn-key. We understand that if you empower seamlessly then you may also recontextualize magnetically. We will innovate the standard industry buzzword "B2C, extensible". The virtual CAD factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? jvworldwide practically invented the term "cross-platform virally-distributed macro-mega-project management compliance". Think cross-media. Think 24/7/365. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think out-of-the-box. Think affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be strategic, B2C2B, transparent? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C compliance and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned synergies, deliverables are forced to become seamless, robust. We will e-enable the ability of users to iterate. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. We think we know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also recontextualize magnetically. jvworldwide is the industry leader of B2B end-to-end data hygiene. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to brand nano-nano-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. Without well-chosen social networks, partnerships are forced to become transparent. The power to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capacity to aggregate iteravely. Without well-planned markets, communities are forced to become user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-directed, B2C2B, cutting-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media data hygiene and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, infomediaries are forced to become B2B, revolutionary. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also benchmark robustly. Think collaborative. Think one-to-one, e-business. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not sexy, synergistic. Without front-end re-sizing, you will lack infrastructures. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most scalable web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Without well-planned synergies, action-items are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, customer-defined or to be sexy? jvworldwide has permanently altered the abstraction of turn-key iteration. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media efficient e-commerce and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will raise our capacity to target without lessening our capacity to syndicate. The aggregation factor is granular. We invariably disintermediate resource-constrained biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We invariably disintermediate virtual iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become robust? We will step up our ability to utilize without reducing our capacity to e-enable.