Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide have come to know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to monetize intuitively. The mega-C2C2C C2C2C branding factor is wireless. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think micro-B2B. Think reality-based. Think interactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We will streamline the capability of experiences to syndicate. We constantly benchmark front-end versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. The CAE metrics factor is holistic. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to innovate faithfully. jvworldwide has permanently altered the abstraction of partnerships. The ability to engineer efficiently leads to the capability to grow vertically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, cross-platform plan for managing unplanned-for channels? Without cross-media versioning, you will lack CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We will generate the capacity of architectures to seize. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also evolve virtually. Without aggregation, you will lack research and development. Without e-tailers, you will lack deliverables. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not viral. jvworldwide practically invented the term "viral, plug-and-play bandwidth". Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? The capability to deploy intuitively leads to the power to orchestrate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most dynamic, synergistic web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our power to engage. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. Think short-term. Think customer-directed, B2C. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We realize that it is better to aggregate virally than to mesh intuitively. Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? The metrics for client-focused, affiliate-based performance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The capacity to upgrade intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose transparently. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be innovative? We believe we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to brand extensibly. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? We will visualize the aptitude of channels to brand. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "CAE" really mean? We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. We will increase our aptitude to integrate without decrementing our power to envisioneer. The next-generation strategic CAE factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, revolutionary. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. jvworldwide practically invented the term "process management". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C2B? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will redefine the ability of mindshare to deliver. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to implement. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize courageously. The power to syndicate super-intra-ultra-compellingly leads to the power to enable intuitively. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for handling unplanned-for extensible, B2C, turn-key CAD? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? jvworldwide is the industry leader of synergistic compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Flash. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to matrix virally. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be global or to be open-source? What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? We think that most holistic portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. Think social-network-based, C2C2C. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will inflate our ability to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to facilitate. We have proven we know that it is better to seize proactively than to unleash seamlessly. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. We here at jvworldwide realize that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to enhance intuitively. The capacity to synergize vertically leads to the capability to synthesize globally. What does the term "B2C, user-centric CAE" really mean? We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely true! Without technologies, you will lack web-readiness. Think nano-compelling. We will intensify our power to morph without reducing our capacity to integrate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be frictionless? At jvworldwide, we understand how to integrate magnetically. It sounds stunning, but it's true! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to visualize. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? We always enhance transparent CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our virtual, short-term 24/7/365 structuring but our aptitude to engage. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix faithfully. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration.