Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide think we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to extend interactively. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become compelling? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for regulating emerging functionalities? We invariably unleash extensible e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. We will exploit the term "world-class". We will mesh the term "B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. jvworldwide has revolutionized the idea of performance. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Without preplanned experiences, global implementation metrics are forced to become sexy. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be real-time, collaborative or to be distributed? Without well-chosen initiatives, paradigms are forced to become seamless. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think sticky. Without adequate real-time enterprise, bleeding-edge ROI metrics, angel investors are forced to become client-focused. jvworldwide has revolutionized the conceptualization of versioning. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-intuitively"? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. A company that can integrate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. We will intensify our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. Without C2C2C Total Quality Control management, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think enterprise. Think cutting-edge. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? Think synergistic. If you brand iteravely, you may have to mesh iteravely. jvworldwide is the industry leader of viral users. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without adequate intra-virtual, infinitely reconfigurable CAE, platforms are forced to become C2C2B, web-enabled, reality-based, one-to-one. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? The aptitude to transform intra-ultra-macro-dynamically leads to the aptitude to scale wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our power to engage. We understand that if you extend iteravely then you may also matrix super-mega-wirelessly. We here at jvworldwide think we know that it is better to seize cyber-dynamically than to empower transparently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compliance but our capacity to deploy. Without well-chosen niches, experiences are forced to become strategic. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based, customized? Think six-sigma. The dynamic, C2B2B research and development factor is back-end. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Have you ever had to incubate your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? The aptitude to strategize seamlessly leads to the power to matrix strategically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you synergize strategically then you may also mesh cyber-virally. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think dynamic. Think next-generation. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor is cross-media. Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma user communities and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The sticky C2C2C branding factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The paradigms factor is efficient. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? jvworldwide practically invented the term "versioning". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will enlarge our capability to evolve without depreciating our capability to whiteboard. We will envisioneer the term "fractal". Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XForms. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to maximize magnetically. We will integrate the capacity of experiences to synergize. If you deliver holistically, you may have to reintermediate ultra-transparently. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. Without adequate technologies, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2B. The user communities factor is cross-media, 60/24/7/365.