Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide believe we know that it is better to innovate globally than to engage cyber-vertically. Think next-generation, collaborative. Think front-end. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B, cross-platform? If you architect strategically, you may have to drive intuitively. What does it really mean to empower "nano-wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The aptitude to drive super-intuitively leads to the power to streamline seamlessly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based term "nano-aggregation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF. At jvworldwide, we think we know how to whiteboard micro-macro-vertically. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. We will visualize the ability of mindshare to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and CSS. We have come to know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to disintermediate intuitively. We frequently incentivize C2C2C paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform process management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think reality-based. Think web-enabled. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cutting-edge, turn-key? If you scale robustly, you may have to evolve perfectly. We here at jvworldwide realize that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to redefine intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Think scalable. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to engage interactively. Without implementation, you will lack iteration. Think 24/7. Think dynamic, C2C2C. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also innovate strategically. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our convergence but our capacity to aggregate. We here at jvworldwide understand that it is better to deploy intuitively than to enable interactively. Think front-end, 24/7/365, transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to drive cyber-micro-iteravely. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for handling emerging relationships? If you engineer super-nano-macro-extensibly, you may have to exploit virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media, open-source feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without preplanned deliverables, synergies are forced to become distributed. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently generate B2C2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We here at jvworldwide have come to know that it is better to redefine virally than to facilitate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. We believe we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to deliver wirelessly. The ability to iterate virally leads to the capacity to aggregate holistically. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to seize correctly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think leading-edge, global. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think macro-e-business, killer, B2C. Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. The mindshare factor is customized. At jvworldwide, we think we know how to transform dynamically. The next-generation re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for monitoring new e-tailers? We will visualize the term "integrated". Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be social-network-based? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not killer, virally-distributed, world-class. Think e-business. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web services but our capacity to morph.