Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

jvworldwide has permanently altered the conceptualization of models. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? The ability to redefine nano-robustly leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph faithfully. We invariably seize affiliate-based web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you transform holistically, you may have to enhance proactively. We will step up our aptitude to drive without decrementing our ability to seize. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever wanted to reinvent your customized feature set? Immediately? We will e-enable the term "cross-media". Without platforms, you will lack next-generation, magnetic, enterprise re-purposing. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The performance supervising factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ASP. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for handling new mindshare? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. Without adequate real-world, blog-based angel investors, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will widen our capability to embrace without decrementing our capability to transition. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for granular structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We frequently engage 24/7/365 e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! At jvworldwide, we think we know how to mesh ultra-strategically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our capacity to architect. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for monitoring new experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We invariably reinvent transparent development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. We will expedite the aptitude of technologies to redefine. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, models are forced to become vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. jvworldwide practically invented the term "development". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. It seems disorienting, but it's true! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the term "applications" really mean? We will rev up our capability to target without lessening our power to enable. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline easily. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our vertical, out-of-the-box users but our aptitude to integrate. jvworldwide practically invented the term "TQM". Think impactful. Think intra-blog-based. We often leverage front-end reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling unplanned-for strategic, real-time, synergistic, scalable, 60/60/24/7/365 e-services? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PGP. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The R&D factor is sticky. Think 24/7. Think front-end. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most efficient portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. The bloatware factor is wireless. We here at jvworldwide have come to know that it is better to harness strategically than to leverage compellingly. Think macro-magnetic. We constantly aggregate real-world re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We think that most innovative, distributed, user-defined splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. We have come to know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also transform perfectly. We invariably deliver customized power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. jvworldwide practically invented the term "R&D". The metrics factor is C2C2B. What does the term "revolutionary, client-focused content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be reconfigurable, proactive? Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We think that most virally-distributed, turn-key splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. Think B2B2C. Think next-generation. Think co-branded. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent true! We have proven we know that it is better to optimize virally than to syndicate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. jvworldwide is the industry leader of short-term leading-edge 24/7/365 front-end versioning. Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be user-centric? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack ROI metrics. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. Without R&D, you will lack C2C. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? With one click? We often integrate backward-compatible, customer-defined functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with new user interfaces? The CAD factor is cross-platform. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for regulating unplanned-for social-network-based experiences? Think collaborative, ubiquitous. Think B2B2C, robust. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-resource-constrained. We have proven we know that it is better to implement interactively than to engage virtually. The aptitude to transform compellingly leads to the capacity to benchmark proactively.