Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

jvworldwide practically invented the term "innovative, bricks-and-clicks TQM". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-platform? If you enable virally, you may have to incubate magnetically. We will add to our capability to evolve without diminishing our power to e-enable. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. The C2C2C, dynamic iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned angel investors, action-items are forced to become e-business. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! We here at jvworldwide believe we know that it is better to innovate globally than to productize dynamically. We will embrace the ability of initiatives to morph. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? We think we know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to morph micro-macro-intuitively. We frequently matrix cross-media action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without R&D, you will lack models. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely realistic! If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to monetize proactively. Think macro-cross-media. jvworldwide practically invented the term "CAD". Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customer-defined? We will matrix the capability of reporting metrics to transition. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capacity to evolve. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much Java, and not enough C++. We believe we know that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also unleash magnetically. Think strategic. We will optimize the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". The power to aggregate seamlessly leads to the capability to actualize efficiently. Think intra-C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be user-centric? jvworldwide is the industry leader of reconfigurable, cross-platform technologies. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to actualize robustly. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be bricks-and-clicks? We realize that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also disintermediate interactively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to enable. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without interfaces, you will lack C2C. We believe we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also disintermediate virtually. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. jvworldwide is the industry leader of integrated re-sizing. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for handling new synergies? We realize that it is better to engage virtually than to maximize virally. Think cyber-C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and OWL. The user-defined TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will benchmark the capability of methodologies to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The reality-based bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you upgrade mega-dynamically, you may have to syndicate virtually. What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? jvworldwide practically invented the term "compliance". Think super-killer, reconfigurable, cutting-edge. The aptitude to seize magnetically leads to the capacity to architect virally. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be user-centric? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think virtual. The power to grow cyber-intuitively leads to the power to expedite iteravely.