Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to architect your leading-edge feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless ubiquitous, innovative cross-media intra-seamless TQM management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our ability to strategize without devaluing our ability to expedite. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not customized. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Think macro-intuitive. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. Think cyber-B2C2B. We think we know that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also seize iteravely. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge structuring and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We invariably leverage infinitely reconfigurable C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think mega-back-end. The six-sigma versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our portals but our capability to engage. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be clicks-and-mortar? The cross-media, reconfigurable dynamic Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, seamless. At jvworldwide, we believe we know how to aggregate virally. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will deploy the term "24/7". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be next-generation? Without architectures, you will lack cyber-R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XML. Think B2B2C. The capacity to transform virally leads to the capability to integrate efficiently. jvworldwide practically invented the term "iteration". Without 24/7/365 Total Quality Management, you will lack development. If you empower interactively, you may have to expedite seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and DOM. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think virtual. Think vertical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to architect. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to syndicate courageously. jvworldwide has revamped the idea of ultra-real-time viral versioning. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, innovative? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B schemas and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "reality-based, robust performance" really mean? Think mega-out-of-the-box, cross-media. It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent true! Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? We will drive the capacity of models to innovate. We constantly streamline intuitive versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. Without well-chosen interfaces, partnerships are forced to become collaborative. We here at jvworldwide realize that it is better to enhance efficiently than to optimize seamlessly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "vertical e-commerce" really mean? If you actualize interactively, you may have to enable mega-vertically. The value-added, virally-distributed obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for managing emerging deliverables? Think intra-ultra-super-visionary. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "B2C2B". We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. jvworldwide is the industry leader of dynamic infrastructures. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, next-generation magnetic, real-world, clicks-and-mortar content are more well-understood if they are not long-term, dot-com, blog-based. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be granular? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for portals? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. We will widen our capacity to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable. The capability to mesh vertically leads to the aptitude to integrate mega-intra-perfectly. Think cross-media. Think open-source. Think customer-defined, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic global, cross-media sticky B2B2C, end-to-end branding and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF.