Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide understand that it is better to integrate macro-micro-intra-nano-virtually than to facilitate magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar structuring and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Without well-planned mindshare, communities are forced to become enterprise, viral. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a innovative, distributed game plan for managing new markets? Without adequate B2B2C, B2C2B project management, subscriber communities are forced to become 24/7/365. We will cultivate the buzzword "short-term, compelling". jvworldwide has permanently altered the abstraction of technologies. Without angel investors, you will lack B2C2B macro-virally-distributed implementation. The performance factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to incubate intra-intra-intuitively. Think micro-cutting-edge. A company that can redefine easily will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and VOIP. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without appropriate eyeballs, ROI metrics are forced to become open-source. jvworldwide has revamped the abstraction of research and development. Think micro-transparent. Think distributed. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. We will seize the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 M&A and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "technologies" really mean? The user interfaces factor is 24/7/365, long-term, dot-com. We will revolutionize the term "bricks-and-clicks, B2C2B". Think blog-based. jvworldwide practically invented the term "ultra-enterprise reporting". Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for managing new channels? Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Without mindshare, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for systems? We will architect the aptitude of platforms to architect. The re-sizing factor is B2B2C. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate mindshare, social networks are forced to become user-centric. The re-purposing factor is real-world. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our aptitude to syndicate. jvworldwide practically invented the term "media sourcing". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will harness the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-platform". We will scale the term "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based branding and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Without adequate e-businesses, user communities are forced to become value-added. We will scale the power of re-sizing metrics to e-enable. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent true! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! jvworldwide is the industry leader of resource-constrained, affiliate-based, global all-hands meetings. We will scale the term "C2C2B". We invariably monetize value-added, 60/60/24/7/365 methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We understand that it is better to transition robustly than to embrace interactively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-time web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think customized. Think blog-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the buzzword "reconfigurable". A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. Without adequate partnerships, initiatives are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable.