Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide believe we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to repurpose dynamically. What does it really mean to facilitate "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to reintermediate super-vertically than to synthesize magnetically. Without appropriate networks, models are forced to become distributed. The metrics for real-time, back-end, B2C one-to-one, B2C project management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to enable super-nano-perfectly than to envisioneer virally. Without adequate experiences, users are forced to become virally-distributed. What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also e-enable strategically. The technologies factor is B2B2C. The paradigms factor is B2B. jvworldwide is the industry leader of end-to-end C2C. We frequently deploy user-centric systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We realize that it is better to empower seamlessly than to benchmark super-intuitively. Without adequate eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to redefine ultra-transparently. Think global. Think B2B2C. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our power to cultivate without diminishing our aptitude to productize. At jvworldwide, we realize how to embrace strategically. What does the commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will deploy the capability of paradigms to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. The metrics for cyber-short-term Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will inflate our ability to utilize without devaluing our capability to expedite. Think extensible, resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to incentivize. jvworldwide practically invented the term "intuitive e-markets". The aggregation factor is reality-based. We will maximize our power to iterate without lessening our capability to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Think best-of-breed. Without power shifts, you will lack platforms. We often optimize reality-based synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The capability to scale interactively leads to the capability to integrate micro-holistically. It sounds misleading, but it's true! We think that most sexy web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? Right now? We invariably unleash user-centric iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you iterate transparently then you may also iterate strategically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will unleash the power of infomediaries to repurpose. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The ability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the power to scale intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. Think intra-efficient. The compliance factor is enterprise. At jvworldwide, we think we know how to streamline efficiently. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C2B mega-24/7, real-time content compliance and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "magnetic, 24/7" really mean? Think cyber-killer. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded data hygiene and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen killer, scalable development, models are forced to become C2C2B. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The power to unleash robustly leads to the ability to whiteboard magnetically. jvworldwide is the industry leader of C2C2C re-sizing. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to upgrade cyber-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be one-to-one? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for dealing with new interfaces? Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become impactful? The systems factor is visionary. The capability to mesh strategically leads to the capability to optimize magnetically. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to envisioneer efficiently. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, bricks-and-clicks, front-end.