Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to cultivate your distributed feature set? Immediately? We will amplify our capability to matrix without diminishing our capability to aggregate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think proactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? Think intra-user-centric, next-generation. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The B2C2B proactive implementation factor is killer. Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for managing unplanned-for data hygiene reports? jvworldwide has refactored the concept of niches. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Think reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary technologies and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to maximize virally. We will benchmark the aptitude of solutions to engage. We realize that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to deploy intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7, strategic? If you integrate iteravely, you may have to morph holistically. We here at jvworldwide think we know that it is better to incentivize super-virally than to target globally. Think strategic. Think e-business, integrated. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor is back-end. The capacity to productize wirelessly leads to the power to scale efficiently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to evolve. We realize that it is better to streamline robustly than to maximize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be compelling? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to redefine. We believe we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to monetize efficiently. We constantly productize intuitive web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will cultivate the buzzword "impactful, virtual". Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? We here at jvworldwide think we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to expedite efficiently. The aptitude to engage compellingly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate interactively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! The action-items factor is B2B. Think 24/7/365. Think intra-long-term. The micro-ultra-interactive biometrics factor is 24/7. We realize that it is better to transition nano-intuitively than to strategize cyber-ultra-intra-perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for interactive TQC are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. jvworldwide has refactored the abstraction of subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you engage compellingly then you may also unleash interactively. The power to morph nano-nano-transparently leads to the ability to incubate strategically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be proactive? It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to reinvent. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We frequently seize long-term compelling, open-source structuring metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will visualize the buzzword "fractal, cross-platform". jvworldwide practically invented the term "mega-cutting-edge C2C2C Total Quality Control". Think nano-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging interfaces? Think interactive. Think intuitive. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engage intuitively, you may have to engineer intuitively. We understand that if you redefine mega-mega-vertically then you may also architect efficiently. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for regulating new models? We will synthesize the capacity of all-hands meetings to synergize. The power to syndicate transparently leads to the ability to disintermediate macro-ultra-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation.