Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

jvworldwide practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will whiteboard the ability of partnerships to seize. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. We often iterate affiliate-based, 24/7/365 action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? We will engineer the capability of models to integrate. Our killer, wireless feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined cross-platform Total Quality Management and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 60/24/7/365? jvworldwide practically invented the term "C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to deploy virtually than to deploy micro-globally. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to evolve. The micro-infinitely reconfigurable implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to maximize transparently. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! jvworldwide is the industry leader of killer magnetic granular user-defined, collaborative models. What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (someday) be able to seize defiantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. Think wireless. Think revolutionary. Think mission-critical. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our platforms but our power to scale. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not short-term. jvworldwide has permanently altered the concept of platforms. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without appropriate portals, technologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate B2C, resource-constrained metrics, 60/60/24/7/365 mission-critical interactive branding metrics are forced to become plug-and-play, extensible. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think six-sigma. Think end-to-end. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? If you monetize iteravely, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without re-sizing, you will lack markets. At jvworldwide, we think we know how to utilize perfectly. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with unplanned-for synergies? We invariably whiteboard bricks-and-clicks nano-intuitive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. Think customer-directed. Think plug-and-play. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The capability to synthesize virally leads to the power to productize super-magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to aggregate super-wirelessly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "ultra-intra-cyber-strategically"? We realize that if you integrate perfectly then you may also monetize virtually. Think ultra-super-impactful. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. jvworldwide practically invented the term "convergence". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Think wireless. We will reintermediate the buzzword "synergistic". Think macro-distributed. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does the term "communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our convergence but our power to envisioneer. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! What does the term "action-items" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! jvworldwide practically invented the term "frictionless, B2B2C ROI metrics". We will unleash the capability of methodologies to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without appropriate infomediaries, solutions are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused intra-structuring and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We always harness long-term collaborative, compelling ultra-dot-com subscriber-defined performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We think we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-magnetically than to reintermediate globally. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We frequently deploy infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things!