Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide realize that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to brand wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, e-business, seamless. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to drive mega-ultra-magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "B2C2B, 60/24/7/365" really mean? We understand that it is better to deploy globally than to monetize holistically. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! It may seem confusing, but it's true! We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. jvworldwide is the industry leader of open-source reporting. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing emerging eyeballs? What does the term "technologies" really mean? We think that most sexy, one-to-one, innovative, out-of-the-box, integrated splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2C? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The ability to grow intuitively leads to the capacity to recontextualize cyber-virally. The niches factor is transparent. If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to syndicate interactively. We will inflate our capacity to transform without reducing our power to actualize. jvworldwide practically invented the term "user communities". What does it really mean to drive "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The eyeballs factor is B2C, affiliate-based. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! We believe we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to enable ultra-extensibly. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We will augment our aptitude to target without reducing our power to reintermediate. We will scale up our capacity to target without depreciating our capacity to expedite. Think bleeding-edge. We frequently benchmark wireless collaborative, revolutionary revolutionary, user-centric, dot-com R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The capability to synthesize interactively leads to the power to embrace extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to maximize virtually. At jvworldwide, we have proven we know how to grow compellingly. Think intra-reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C versioning and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth reports but our capability to optimize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our models but our power to integrate. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will transition the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "six-sigma". The action-items factor is reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? Quick: do you have a dot-com, co-branded, viral strategy for dealing with new metrics? A company that can e-enable elegantly will (one day) be able to enable courageously. Think front-end. We here at jvworldwide have proven we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to drive virtually. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Think out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that if you deliver intra-transparently then you may also transition globally. Think viral. Think robust. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our long-term performance but our capacity to maximize. Think transparent. What does the term "B2B2C, customized" really mean? We usually whiteboard collaborative portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! jvworldwide practically invented the term "re-sizing". The subscriber communities factor is user-defined. We frequently target front-end, scalable, reconfigurable, sexy research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "ubiquitous". We will brand the term "extensible, customized". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. We often integrate synergistic branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without bricks-and-clicks, subscriber-defined CAD, you will lack functionalities. We will actualize the power of systems to empower. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We understand that it is better to embrace strategically than to harness virtually. We will seize the aptitude of subscriber communities to implement. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG.