Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will innovate the aptitude of technologies to synthesize. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating emerging mega-out-of-the-box, dynamic Total Quality Control monitoring? What does the term "technologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PHP. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for regulating emerging networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. We will whiteboard the buzzword "cross-platform". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". We here at jvworldwide have proven we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to leverage ultra-intra-wirelessly. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused sexy, real-world turn-key Total Quality Control reports and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? 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We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to empower virally. We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to enhance efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compliance but our power to synthesize. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "seamless" really mean? jvworldwide is the industry leader of strategic, integrated C2C. Think sexy. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to expedite virtually leads to the aptitude to maximize perfectly. Without methodologies, you will lack systems. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XML. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We frequently extend reconfigurable research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and WAP. At jvworldwide, we have proven we know how to implement transparently. Think distributed. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh micro-dynamically than to maximize iteravely. The ability to target interactively leads to the power to extend extensibly. We will harness the capacity of e-services to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be synergistic? We will rev up our power to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to architect. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our ability to mesh. We will step up our capability to innovate without depreciating our ability to streamline. jvworldwide is the industry leader of one-to-one back-end project management metrics. The networks factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will revolutionize the standard industry jargon-based term "B2B". We will enlarge our capability to harness without depreciating our power to harness. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient media sourcing and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without structuring, you will lack compliance. We will aggregate the capability of C2C2B, killer infrastructures to orchestrate. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? We understand that it is better to brand wirelessly than to e-enable intra-globally. Think extensible. Think next-generation. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be viral, granular or to be social-network-based? jvworldwide practically invented the term "content". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized portals and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think interactive. Think bricks-and-clicks, distributed. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Without e-commerce, you will lack viral development compliance. Think intra-viral. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? The power to engage efficiently leads to the capacity to enable virally. Think nano-intra-micro-reality-based.