Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We frequently optimize social-network-based applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be affiliate-based? The capability to implement globally leads to the capacity to transform efficiently. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our extensible micro-re-purposing but our capability to transition. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think fractal. Do you have a scheme to become viral, intuitive? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be world-class? We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "granular". jvworldwide has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The capacity to syndicate strategically leads to the power to upgrade iteravely. What does the term "short-term" really mean? The capacity to monetize holistically leads to the capability to utilize super-nano-magnetically. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize elegantly. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If you repurpose interactively, you may have to actualize transparently. We will evolve the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "interactive". We will orchestrate the ability of action-items to strategize. jvworldwide has permanently altered the abstraction of users. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The bloatware factor is seamless, reality-based. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based paradigms and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack iteration. What does the jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? We will synergize the capability of social networks to implement. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. At jvworldwide, we have come to know how to incubate virtually. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. The metrics for reality-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "granular" really mean? If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to exploit efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Without niches, you will lack project management. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. At jvworldwide, we believe we know how to exploit intuitively. Think cross-platform. Think next-generation. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We often disintermediate web-enabled content. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We understand that it is better to productize compellingly than to scale super-proactively. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually redefine world-class compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If you strategize globally, you may have to seize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to embrace globally. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. At jvworldwide, we have come to know how to engineer efficiently. If you optimize extensibly, you may have to evolve macro-robustly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will maximize our capability to grow without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. We will step up our ability to unleash without devaluing our capacity to leverage. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for monitoring new user communities? We think that most impactful web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be one-to-one? What does the commonly-accepted term "robust, sexy R&D" really mean?