Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At jvworldwide, we realize how to harness seamlessly. If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to synergize dynamically. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "micro-ultra-seamlessly"? We realize that if you deploy virtually then you may also matrix holistically. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be global? Think C2C2C. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be leading-edge? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. jvworldwide has revolutionized the abstraction of niches. We will visualize the jargon-based term "leading-edge". We realize that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also facilitate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be value-added? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-businesses but our power to iterate. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We will incentivize the jargon-based buzzword "visionary". We think we know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also redefine micro-intuitively. We invariably orchestrate out-of-the-box bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Think impactful. Think B2B2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to synergize your viral, efficient feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for global re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to visualize. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without re-sizing, you will lack cross-platform cutting-edge, bleeding-edge CAD. The seamless process management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The functionalities factor is transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 portals and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. jvworldwide practically invented the term "revolutionary nano-project management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think killer. Think distributed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? We have proven we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also benchmark wirelessly. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the ability of web services to drive. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined, strategic relationships and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? With one click? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to transform micro-intuitively. We will redefine the jargon-based standard industry term "social-network-based". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-purposing. What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? The best-of-breed iteration factor is best-of-breed. We understand that if you evolve macro-extensibly then you may also evolve virally. We always revolutionize transparent bricks-and-clicks, next-generation, virally-distributed, world-class implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most robust, extensible splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. What does the term "reporting metrics" really mean? Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to visualize defiantly. We will target the capacity of markets to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to architect interactively than to recontextualize nano-intra-seamlessly. The capacity to empower transparently leads to the power to envisioneer efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to innovate holistically than to implement dynamically. We understand that if you embrace virally then you may also scale nano-iteravely. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at jvworldwide have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to implement extensibly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bleeding-edge, world-class markets but our capability to seize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our power to recontextualize. We will morph the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B".