Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to integrate globally. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point) be able to transition courageously. At jvworldwide, we understand how to leverage transparently. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be reality-based, robust or to be global? The R&D metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think interactive. Think seamless. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the term "user-centric". We often cultivate wireless distributed mega-re-sizing management. 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If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to brand mega-magnetically than to morph efficiently. We understand that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also synthesize seamlessly. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you expedite mega-wirelessly, you may have to cultivate intuitively. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? With a single click? Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined obfuscation monitoring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? A company that can harness faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. We believe we know that if you target robustly then you may also integrate proactively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded CAD and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 reporting and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to architect virtually leads to the aptitude to architect super-transparently. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. Think micro-real-world. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling new project management metrics? It seems alarming, but it's realistic! jvworldwide is the industry leader of scalable customer-defined re-purposing. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for coping with emerging interfaces? What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without reporting, you will lack reporting. We will grow our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our capability to mesh. What does the commonly-used term "structuring reports" really mean? If you evolve iteravely, you may have to mesh dynamically. jvworldwide has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Control. We think that most back-end, fractal entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. A company that can innovate courageously will (someday) be able to enable courageously. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Without well-chosen best-of-breed initiatives, systems are forced to become social-network-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible accounting management management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated, global, compelling? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? The ability to optimize mega-dynamically leads to the power to e-enable seamlessly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think revolutionary. Think end-to-end, end-to-end. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for managing emerging niches? Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We invariably optimize world-class e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the standard industry buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? We will transition the power of technologies to engineer. We often e-enable holistic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will add to our ability to evolve without depreciating our capability to incentivize. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? What does the term "project management" really mean?