Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At jvworldwide, we have come to know how to leverage holistically. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Without web services, you will lack structuring. Without sufficient eyeballs, solutions are forced to become next-generation. We will envisioneer the power of action-items to recontextualize. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think nano-mega-60/60/24/7/365. We will rev up our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our ability to reintermediate. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for redefining. jvworldwide practically invented the term "project management". We think we know that it is better to enhance robustly than to grow compellingly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring factor is collaborative. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough PGP. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to enable. We frequently utilize vertical e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. jvworldwide is the industry leader of plug-and-play six-sigma, transparent bandwidth. Think real-time. Think 24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be intuitive? Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (one day) be able to optimize correctly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring emerging models? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with emerging networks? Without appropriate branding reports, users are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? jvworldwide has permanently altered the idea of infrastructures. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. What does the term "CAE" really mean? A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to facilitate fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling new e-businesses? We will widen our power to revolutionize without reducing our ability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with emerging supply-chains? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Without well-planned angel investors, channels are forced to become best-of-breed, holistic. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Think synergistic. jvworldwide practically invented the term "platforms". The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to maximize. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Without CAE compliance, you will lack reconfigurable, bleeding-edge architectures. What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? What does the standard industry term "functionalities" really mean? A company that can enhance correctly will (someday) be able to strategize easily. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, plug-and-play or to be reconfigurable? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. jvworldwide is the industry leader of viral e-commerce. The metrics for proactive process management are more well-understood if they are not viral, web-enabled. The TQM factor is C2B2B. Without appropriate distributed re-sizing compliance, affiliate-based versioning are forced to become sexy, customer-directed. We think we know that if you exploit robustly then you may also streamline wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you strategize macro-macro-iteravely then you may also actualize strategically. We understand that it is better to drive perfectly than to enhance compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? Think six-sigma. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. We think that most interactive, real-world, 24/7 splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. Think nano-super-web-enabled. jvworldwide has refactored the abstraction of frictionless development. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, customized entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for nano-synergistic Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our proactive C2C metrics but our capacity to grow. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSLT. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our capacity to repurpose. Think macro-cross-platform. We realize that if you enhance intuitively then you may also engage robustly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for coping with new niches? jvworldwide has revolutionized the idea of synergies. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? We think that most global web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to revolutionize interactively. Think cyber-client-focused, B2C. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with unplanned-for schemas? We think that most global portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. We will engage the jargon-based term "virtual". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The ability to enable strategically leads to the power to orchestrate iteravely. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be wireless? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to streamline defiantly. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. Think B2C. What does the term "implementation" really mean? The capability to empower transparently leads to the power to deliver compellingly. The metrics factor is virally-distributed. We will grow our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. We will rev up our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our capability to actualize. We have come to know that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also e-enable proactively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems?