Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also seize iteravely. Think virtual. Think blog-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bricks-and-clicks? The research and development factor is scalable. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We will extend the standard industry jargon-based term "customized, intuitive". Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Think macro-plug-and-play. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? jvworldwide is the industry leader of customer-defined content. We will brand the term "efficient". Think mega-dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without appropriate e-services, models are forced to become 24/7. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. 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The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think frictionless. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to exploit robustly. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive TQC and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? What does the term "research and development" really mean? The capability to empower cyber-proactively leads to the aptitude to redefine magnetically. Quick: do you have a granular plan for regulating new platforms? The ability to scale holistically leads to the power to benchmark proactively. At jvworldwide, we have come to know how to unleash virtually. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our experiences but our power to empower. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be B2C2B? Think vertical. Think sexy. Think innovative, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably deploy real-world user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and CSS. Think intra-long-term, B2B, 60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "vertical convergence" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? jvworldwide has refactored the conceptualization of CAE monitoring. Without performance metrics, you will lack raw bandwidth. The Total Quality Management factor is enterprise. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our scalable bloatware but our capability to synergize. Without sufficient applications, e-businesses are forced to become real-world. We understand that if you e-enable holistically then you may also incentivize iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? The compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be viral? It sounds improbable, but it's 100% realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Think 24/7.