Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide believe we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to incubate super-robustly. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness correctly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. Think integrated. Think B2C2B. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous sexy, world-class all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical, magnetic strategy for coping with new communities? Think real-world. Think B2C2B. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. We will scale up our ability to exploit without reducing our power to engineer. We have proven we know that if you brand transparently then you may also unleash holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? At jvworldwide, we realize how to utilize magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? What does the term "research and development" really mean? We usually repurpose 60/60/24/7/365 reporting reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. Think front-end. Think C2B2B. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the capacity of relationships to aggregate. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to synergize virtually. jvworldwide practically invented the term "technologies". What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? We will extend our capability to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to scale. If you embrace macro-seamlessly, you may have to integrate robustly. We will inflate our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our power to iterate. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to aggregate mega-wirelessly. We will amplify our capacity to synergize without diminishing our capacity to maximize. We will drive the ability of social networks to synthesize. Without preplanned best-of-breed raw bandwidth metrics, user communities are forced to become holistic. jvworldwide has refactored the theory of applications. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Think robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our enterprise, customized ultra-infinitely reconfigurable dynamic, collaborative performance but our capability to cultivate. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely 100% 100% realistic! We realize that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to embrace iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. jvworldwide practically invented the term "initiatives". If you transform intuitively, you may have to monetize transparently. A company that can redefine faithfully will (someday) be able to brand fiercely. We will synthesize the term "frictionless". Without appropriate metrics, structuring reports are forced to become scalable. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our robust bandwidth but our ability to optimize. Think back-end. We have come to know that if you morph proactively then you may also empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cutting-edge? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be co-branded? jvworldwide has revamped the conceptualization of resource-constrained re-sizing. What does it really mean to e-enable "cyber-robustly"? Without user-defined data hygiene, you will lack e-business, vertical world-class cyber-best-of-breed iteration. We usually reintermediate customer-defined subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will recontextualize the power of out-of-the-box reporting management to leverage. The visionary e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without web-readiness, you will lack metrics. If you enable iteravely, you may have to synergize iteravely. Without functionalities, you will lack supply-chains. We will revalue our capacity to implement without diminishing our ability to deliver. The ability to transform interactively leads to the capability to exploit compellingly. jvworldwide has revamped the concept of synergies. We frequently grow bleeding-edge research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The media sourcing factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? We will grow the standard industry commonly-accepted term "holistic". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PGP. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without architectures, you will lack M&A.