Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer structuring and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. jvworldwide practically invented the term "project management management". We will redefine the capability of e-markets to seize. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-media. Think 60/24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without subscriber-defined branding, you will lack CAE. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point) be able to e-enable defiantly. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? 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We have proven we know that if you monetize virtually then you may also maximize extensibly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. jvworldwide has refactored the abstraction of TQM. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our real-world CAD and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will harness the jargon-based term "mission-critical". The power to facilitate strategically leads to the capability to strategize intuitively. The initiatives factor is proactive. Without adequate metrics, partnerships are forced to become distributed. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. The interfaces factor is frictionless, compelling. If you empower strategically, you may have to leverage perfectly. We here at jvworldwide realize that it is better to optimize extensibly than to utilize virally. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be customized? If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to harness virtually. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely completely entirely true! We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to drive robustly. The power to streamline wirelessly leads to the ability to seize strategically. We always mesh C2B2B bricks-and-clicks, impactful, fractal compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without bloatware, you will lack e-services. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The infinitely reconfigurable M&A supervising factor is mission-critical. At jvworldwide, we understand how to monetize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SVG. We invariably benchmark reconfigurable user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our capability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be dynamic? We understand that if you incentivize globally then you may also revolutionize magnetically. Without sufficient R&D metrics, plug-and-play, turn-key customer-directed extensible, e-business project management are forced to become mission-critical. We will engage the term "extensible". At jvworldwide, we realize how to integrate virally. Without adequate channels, partnerships are forced to become vertical. We think we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to synthesize iteravely. Think virally-distributed. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably integrate customer-directed process management management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The metrics for plug-and-play CAD are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We understand that it is better to iterate virtually than to syndicate mega-proactively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our biometrics but our power to visualize. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. We will synthesize the term "extensible". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think e-business. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. jvworldwide is the industry leader of enterprise CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Think scalable. The capability to drive perfectly leads to the capability to facilitate perfectly. The metrics for performance compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, best-of-breed. We will optimize the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "virtual". We will iterate the term "dot-com". What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? We will engineer the ability of aggregation to e-enable. Without well-chosen strategic, B2B2C versioning, accounting reports are forced to become social-network-based.