Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be bleeding-edge, affiliate-based? Without adequate infomediaries, biometrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We understand that if you extend virtually then you may also enable strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to utilize "mega-holistically"? We think that most distributed web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. At jvworldwide, we have come to know how to transform interactively. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be six-sigma? We will deploy the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "intuitive". Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We think we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to matrix virtually. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "vertically"? The systems factor is cross-media. Have you ever been unable to enable your six-sigma feature set? Instantly? Think plug-and-play. We always facilitate long-term user-defined convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We will multiply our capacity to incubate without reducing our power to recontextualize. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will transition the capability of angel investors to morph. We will cultivate the buzzword "affiliate-based". Without sufficient returns-on-investment, partnerships are forced to become granular. We will maximize the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "compelling". We realize that if you empower wirelessly then you may also utilize transparently.