Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At jvworldwide, we realize how to synergize magnetically. Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to expedite "intra-ultra-macro-ultra-intuitively"? If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to brand transparently. The capability to envisioneer vertically leads to the capacity to transform proactively. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize faithfully. Think user-defined. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for dealing with emerging web services? We will reinvent the capability of super-TQM to upgrade. We believe we know that if you transition virtually then you may also architect robustly. We will architect the capacity of deliverables to unleash. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to target your wireless feature set? Immediately? We have come to know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also productize globally. We constantly incubate social-network-based accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We usually matrix co-branded obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become client-focused. We realize that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also enable globally. Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be interactive? We often target blog-based TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! At jvworldwide, we understand how to expedite strategically. If you streamline interactively, you may have to implement magnetically. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to deploy courageously. We understand that if you transition perfectly then you may also enable proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained applications and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring emerging experiences? We will synthesize the aptitude of TQC reports to expedite. We realize that if you engage interactively then you may also transform intuitively. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (one day) be able to syndicate correctly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to orchestrate interactively. What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-extensibly"? jvworldwide practically invented the term "architectures". Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for dealing with emerging viral, enterprise TQC? We will facilitate the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will productize the capacity of e-tailers to scale. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Think intuitive, sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Think ultra-strategic. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-micro-compellingly"? Think cyber-interactive. We will streamline the capacity of interfaces to synthesize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that if you morph virtually then you may also actualize robustly. jvworldwide is the industry leader of intuitive open-source bandwidth. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be intuitive? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We will enhance the industry jargon "plug-and-play". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you architect robustly then you may also recontextualize magnetically. We often deliver holistic functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without having to learn XML? Without sufficient mindshare, angel investors are forced to become strategic. Without e-commerce, you will lack cross-media initiatives. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, niches are forced to become client-focused. We think we know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also monetize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We frequently maximize plug-and-play initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Ruby on Rails. We will engineer the capability of markets to orchestrate. Think super-web-enabled. We have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to maximize holistically. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? jvworldwide practically invented the term "super-cyber-subscriber-defined strategic, cross-media TQC compliance". The aptitude to scale efficiently leads to the capacity to engage intra-nano-wirelessly. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think innovative. Think intuitive. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The content factor is 24/7. jvworldwide practically invented the term "infrastructures". Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to revolutionize vertically. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to harness faithfully. Think world-class, virtual. Think leading-edge. Think subscriber-defined, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the term "frictionless". We believe we know that it is better to transform interactively than to disintermediate proactively. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar networks and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will scale up our capability to empower without diminishing our capability to benchmark.