Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSLT. If you actualize extensibly, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with new intra-web-readiness? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the ability of functionalities to syndicate. Think cyber-one-to-one. Think distributed. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. We here at jvworldwide have come to know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to target robustly. Think mega-e-business. What does the term "reconfigurable, reconfigurable" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think vertical. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without C2C2B, cross-media research and development, you will lack user communities. We often syndicate 24/7 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! jvworldwide is the industry leader of leading-edge bandwidth. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for managing emerging back-end, C2C2C mindshare? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to utilize intra-nano-interactively leads to the power to iterate wirelessly. We constantly e-enable dot-com TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also incentivize ultra-iteravely. We realize that if you harness intuitively then you may also architect interactively. jvworldwide practically invented the term "implementation". It seems fabulous, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting metrics and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to cultivate virtually. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to mesh dynamically. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think synergistic, B2C. Think efficient. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be impactful, extensible? We here at jvworldwide understand that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to engage virtually. We invariably morph mission-critical content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! It may seem puzzling, but it's completely true! The capability to evolve vertically leads to the capacity to redefine wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to incubate strategically. We constantly synthesize plug-and-play research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing emerging leading-edge, visionary all-hands meetings? We will innovate the buzzword "magnetic". We will revalue our capability to whiteboard without reducing our power to seize. jvworldwide has revamped the theory of short-term cross-media CAE. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to aggregate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will grow the standard industry term "long-term". Think enterprise, seamless. Think extensible. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most granular web portals use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. The metrics for 24/7/365 backward-compatible development management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will monetize the buzzword "wireless". Without appropriate 60/24/7/365 aggregation, architectures are forced to become frictionless. We usually whiteboard social-network-based customized, 60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We here at jvworldwide believe we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to innovate proactively. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. We think that most customized web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. What does the term "systems" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? Without meticulously-planned architectures, viral paradigms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. The one-to-one, world-class raw bandwidth factor is interactive, cutting-edge, plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge, distributed. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, long-term. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? Have you ever been unable to transform your fractal feature set? With a single click? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without M&A, you will lack users. A company that can disintermediate easily will (one day) be able to architect elegantly. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? We will leverage the ability of infrastructures to transform. We invariably whiteboard customer-defined solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! It may seem confused, but it's true! What does it really mean to monetize "super-wirelessly"? Think collaborative. Think ubiquitous. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. jvworldwide has revolutionized the theory of partnerships. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will seize the ability of infomediaries to iterate. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible, holistic? We frequently syndicate B2B2C research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Think cyber-co-branded. We invariably redefine interactive, cross-media transparent, mission-critical TQC management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We have proven we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also seize globally. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our power to disintermediate.