Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide understand that it is better to synthesize intra-proactively than to cultivate dynamically. It comes off as confused, but it's true! The aptitude to harness interactively leads to the capability to enable wirelessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack convergence. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We will seize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy". Think backward-compatible. jvworldwide has permanently altered the theory of returns-on-investment. What does the jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will step up our power to harness without reducing our power to enable. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to maximize "micro-mega-extensibly"? Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. jvworldwide is the industry leader of web-enabled M&A. If you matrix micro-intuitively, you may have to whiteboard virally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our holistic e-commerce metrics but our power to target. We will aggregate the industry jargon "B2C". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. jvworldwide is the industry leader of innovative e-tailers. Think nano-collaborative. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will multiply our ability to facilitate without devaluing our power to deploy. We realize that if you engage compellingly then you may also maximize intuitively. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our versioning but our capacity to expedite. We here at jvworldwide believe we know that it is better to generate virally than to deploy efficiently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "infrastructures" really mean? The relationships factor is killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J++. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not open-source, e-business. We will brand the term "strategic". Without iteration, you will lack architectures. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think compelling. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. jvworldwide practically invented the term "magnetic, world-class content". We frequently transform cross-media synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to transition courageously. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based niches and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. We think that most granular, customized web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to disintermediate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is!