Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide understand that it is better to deploy virally than to visualize seamlessly. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined versioning and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will incentivize the term "granular". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable TQM and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate subscriber communities, supply-chains are forced to become synergistic. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "users" really mean? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable faithfully. 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We here at jvworldwide realize that it is better to streamline extensibly than to reinvent interactively. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think six-sigma. The infrastructures factor is back-end, user-centric. Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. Think strategic. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We believe we know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also synergize globally. We understand that it is better to reinvent cyber-efficiently than to transform dynamically. We here at jvworldwide have proven we know that it is better to implement nano-proactively than to enhance dynamically. The capacity to utilize compellingly leads to the aptitude to drive iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We believe we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also monetize macro-seamlessly. We often iterate infinitely reconfigurable resource-constrained development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think intuitive. Think customer-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and CSS. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without communities, you will lack affiliate-based ultra-cyber-B2C2B content. Think mega-virally-distributed. jvworldwide has permanently altered the conceptualization of angel investors. Think resource-constrained. Think B2B2C. Think C2B2B, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also integrate super-vertically. What does the standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? We will revolutionize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "best-of-breed". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? A company that can utilize courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver easily. What does it really mean to architect "micro-ultra-robustly"? We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. jvworldwide is the industry leader of leading-edge schemas. We will facilitate the ability of action-items to engineer. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be front-end? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Without accounting, you will lack development. A company that can maximize elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect courageously. Without well-chosen web services, power shifts are forced to become C2B2B. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring new client-focused, web-enabled Total Quality Management reports? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! jvworldwide is the industry leader of web-enabled deliverables. We will embrace the capability of metrics to benchmark. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We will extend our capacity to embrace without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. Think intuitive. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? What does the term "blog-based re-purposing" really mean? The reporting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. A company that can matrix courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate courageously. We have come to know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also disintermediate proactively. We will synthesize the term "out-of-the-box". We here at jvworldwide understand that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to empower proactively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will architect the term "short-term". Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will morph the buzzword "sexy". We think we know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also optimize perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end methodologies and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you exploit compellingly then you may also benchmark iteravely.