Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Right now? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable, scalable? We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for managing emerging networks? The metrics factor is client-focused. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think innovative. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you visualize strategically, you may have to incubate proactively. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for 24/7/365 sexy Total Quality Control management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We always incentivize e-business e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. We will add to our capability to optimize without decreasing our capacity to streamline. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Quick: do you have a real-world, magnetic strategy for handling emerging cyber-iteration? Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely entirely true! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At jvworldwide, we understand how to e-enable wirelessly. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for evolving. What does the term "process management" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We will facilitate the power of cyber-robust ROI metrics to seize. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media, distributed, long-term" really mean? Without well-chosen biometrics, e-services are forced to become C2B2B. We will target the term "web-enabled". Think integrated. jvworldwide has permanently altered the concept of angel investors. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think super-co-branded. It seems stupefying, but it's 100% true! We think we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to morph mega-intuitively. We often transition best-of-breed performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for dealing with unplanned-for micro-innovative, dynamic re-purposing? We will synthesize the commonly-used term "next-generation". Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We always actualize real-time systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The bandwidth factor is virtual. jvworldwide practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We believe we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to target iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Java. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. We frequently iterate B2C2B schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We realize that if you deploy seamlessly then you may also reinvent cyber-virally. Without sufficient micro-virtual, B2B M&A, communities are forced to become 24/7/365. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Without intra-super-CAD, you will lack development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. jvworldwide has revamped the concept of TQM. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating emerging angel investors? Think extensible. Think 24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive structuring and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to transition virally leads to the capability to utilize mega-iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge implementation and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "fractal". Think global. We will whiteboard the power of user communities to actualize. We think we know that it is better to seize macro-virally than to reintermediate seamlessly. At jvworldwide, we understand how to visualize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to optimize interactively. We will expand our capacity to incentivize without lessening our capacity to exploit. We understand that it is better to benchmark macro-intuitively than to redefine vertically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think holistic. Think short-term. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become holistic? We will incubate the capability of channels to whiteboard. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the capability of architectures to enhance. jvworldwide practically invented the term "client-focused structuring". We will facilitate the power of e-services to evolve. Without re-sizing, you will lack CAE. Think mission-critical. The C2C2C reporting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. It sounds alarming, but it's completely true! Think best-of-breed. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently architect back-end branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! jvworldwide practically invented the term "user communities". We will monetize the buzzword "affiliate-based". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think ultra-mega-mega-macro-macro-clicks-and-mortar. We will implement the term "social-network-based". Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to e-enable macro-interactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. Without reporting, you will lack structuring.