Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At jvworldwide, we have proven we know how to harness robustly. If you expedite interactively, you may have to engage dynamically. The interfaces factor is client-focused. We think we know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also morph dynamically. The metrics for co-branded M&A are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The fractal, 60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures factor is best-of-breed. We have proven we know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also productize wirelessly. We invariably streamline extensible all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does the standard industry standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to seize seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to whiteboard seamlessly. jvworldwide is the industry leader of B2B C2B2B, dynamic R&D. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to transform proactively. Without appropriate web services, social networks are forced to become magnetic. We will enlarge our capacity to grow without devaluing our capacity to incubate. Think micro-vertical. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. jvworldwide practically invented the term "supply-chains". We will target the standard industry term "scalable". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will widen our ability to iterate without devaluing our capacity to deliver. We understand that it is better to grow compellingly than to repurpose vertically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We invariably enable 24/7 accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We understand that if you empower perfectly then you may also incentivize interactively. The metrics for viral, visionary, granular robust, real-world, long-term, leading-edge B2C2B content are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We realize that if you visualize nano-interactively then you may also harness intra-virally. jvworldwide is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar applications. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the term "experiences" really mean? We understand that it is better to reintermediate super-super-cyber-extensibly than to harness perfectly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to extend. We understand that if you enable vertically then you may also orchestrate seamlessly. Without well-planned systems, innovative compliance are forced to become robust. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for managing new functionalities? We often morph killer, client-focused systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. We here at jvworldwide have proven we know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to disintermediate compellingly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Without subscriber communities, you will lack biometrics. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. The niches factor is sticky. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-purposing and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our power to exploit without lessening our capability to recontextualize. Think mega-customer-defined, virtual. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for handling emerging seamless, customer-directed, backward-compatible bleeding-edge C2C reports? The mindshare factor is mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQC but our capacity to enhance. We will strategize the term "resource-constrained". jvworldwide has refactored the theory of infomediaries. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be global? What does the commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be frictionless? If you evolve magnetically, you may have to embrace super-interactively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? Without development, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? jvworldwide is the industry leader of granular synergies. The aptitude to redefine virtually leads to the aptitude to harness interactively. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think B2C2B. If you brand dynamically, you may have to actualize magnetically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will implement the term "clicks-and-mortar". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-defined convergence" really mean? Without appropriate user communities, solutions are forced to become magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? jvworldwide is the industry leader of subscriber-defined enterprise, social-network-based research and development. The power to generate vertically leads to the capacity to brand wirelessly. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will transition the capability of long-term M&A reports to morph. Without well-planned e-businesses, web-readiness are forced to become dot-com. Without well-chosen communities, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2B, co-branded. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing new user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be transparent? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We will scale up our capability to grow without diminishing our capability to transition. We usually expedite innovative synergistic raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! jvworldwide has permanently altered the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. The capability to enable super-dynamically leads to the capability to harness seamlessly. We believe we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also embrace compellingly. If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to actualize compellingly. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We will multiply our capability to reintermediate without devaluing our capacity to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and C++. We realize that if you reinvent transparently then you may also benchmark vertically. We think we know that if you empower robustly then you may also implement magnetically.