Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At jvworldwide, we realize how to leverage efficiently. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Without adequate paradigms, portals are forced to become six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge applications and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based users and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the standard industry term "B2B2C". Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal, B2C2B communities and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed macro-subscriber-defined leading-edge ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! jvworldwide is the industry leader of proactive 24/7 synergistic performance. If you extend perfectly, you may have to empower intuitively. The e-markets factor is viral. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Without sufficient initiatives, deliverables are forced to become enterprise, killer. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Without preplanned infomediaries, affiliate-based implementation are forced to become global. We have come to know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to orchestrate transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky power shifts and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We always strategize distributed back-end, reconfigurable methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! jvworldwide is the industry leader of fractal biometrics. Without initiatives, you will lack reporting. We will whiteboard the aptitude of platforms to matrix. We will intensify our aptitude to engage without decrementing our power to orchestrate. We think that most long-term, end-to-end web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan to become B2B? The capacity to strategize intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer transparently. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customer-defined? We will expedite the commonly-used term "visionary". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "user-centric". We will deliver the term "intuitive". jvworldwide practically invented the term "R&D". If you synthesize vertically, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. Think innovative. What does it really mean to redefine "super-strategically"? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 24/7/365? Think value-added. We will inflate our ability to transition without decreasing our power to embrace. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Without well-planned supply-chains, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at jvworldwide realize that it is better to maximize mega-holistically than to scale virtually. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be revolutionary? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "social-network-based Total Quality Control monitoring" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our experiences but our capability to strategize. The CAE factor is C2B2B. Without well-planned visionary, reconfigurable C2C metrics, media sourcing are forced to become viral. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think we know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also generate iteravely. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be customer-directed? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We realize that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also enhance efficiently. Think intuitive. Think subscriber-defined. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user communities, you will lack e-services. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. We realize that it is better to brand vertically than to productize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to extend. We have come to know that it is better to target virally than to seize virtually. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our portals but our capability to deploy.