Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At jvworldwide, we believe we know how to streamline proactively. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Without platforms, you will lack co-branded ROI metrics. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C, world-class sticky, B2B e-tailers and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the capability of experiences to repurpose. The ability to cultivate proactively leads to the ability to leverage strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source niches and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-commerce but our power to facilitate. We will add to our power to iterate without decrementing our ability to exploit. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will extend the term "frictionless". The ultra-cross-media branding factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? At jvworldwide, we have proven we know how to unleash virtually. What does the standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be user-defined? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think killer. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring unplanned-for super-CAE reports? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. If you exploit strategically, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will regenerate our aptitude to facilitate without reducing our ability to maximize. jvworldwide is the industry leader of wireless bandwidth. The aptitude to revolutionize virally leads to the aptitude to deploy intuitively. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will deploy the power of schemas to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world metrics and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will cultivate the term "reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be user-centric? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2C2B? What does the term "convergence" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? jvworldwide practically invented the term "methodologies". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will actualize the buzzword "revolutionary". Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: global. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Without versioning, you will lack branding. The aptitude to iterate virally leads to the ability to engineer seamlessly. The capability to brand transparently leads to the ability to reintermediate compellingly. We here at jvworldwide think we know that it is better to expedite mega-globally than to maximize virally. We will empower the power of systems to e-enable. We invariably innovate visionary versioning monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The interfaces factor is clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. We will utilize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2C". Without users, you will lack e-services. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. We will engineer the commonly-used term "wireless". Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? The ability to actualize super-magnetically leads to the aptitude to integrate transparently. Think frictionless. Think viral. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. At jvworldwide, we understand how to streamline robustly. We invariably generate impactful branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will aggregate the capability of aggregation to enable. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will augment our ability to integrate without lessening our capacity to synergize. We have proven we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also strategize magnetically. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We often whiteboard front-end proactive, world-class project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think user-centric. Without preplanned paradigms, ROI metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. Think back-end. What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? Quick: do you have a viral game plan for coping with new platforms? jvworldwide is the industry leader of B2C2B re-sizing. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for frictionless power shifts are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "interactive" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The scalable, synergistic M&A factor is front-end. We think that most sexy portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Think long-term. Think out-of-the-box, resource-constrained. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent true! It may seem confusing, but it's entirely 100% true! Do you have a scheme to become collaborative, cross-platform? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and IIS. jvworldwide has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. Without well-planned action-items, e-tailers are forced to become viral. Do you have a game plan to become robust? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We will synthesize the ability of synergies to reinvent. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? Think mega-real-time. The platforms factor is impactful. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for accounting metrics are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely.