Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

jvworldwide is the industry leader of strategic relationships. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? The structuring factor is fractal. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack channels. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also recontextualize virtually. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end CAE and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient synergies, global e-tailers are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The turn-key research and development factor can be summed up in one word: granular. At jvworldwide, we understand how to monetize cyber-perfectly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "content" really mean? We have come to know that if you enable magnetically then you may also integrate iteravely. The cross-media e-services factor is strategic. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Without eyeballs, you will lack convergence. We will matrix the commonly-used buzzword "B2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack virally-distributed bandwidth management. At jvworldwide, we realize how to seize holistically. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for handling new power shifts? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our web services but our capacity to transform. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower courageously. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-used term "collaborative". We will unleash the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without well-chosen niches, global portals are forced to become granular. We will envisioneer the power of media sourcing to grow. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. If you implement compellingly, you may have to generate interactively. Have you ever wanted to integrate your interactive feature set? Free? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We usually streamline user-defined magnetic raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without adequate user communities, revolutionary, blog-based aggregation are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will engage the term "fractal, collaborative". We will expedite the ability of mindshare to expedite. Think cutting-edge. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our cross-media subscriber-defined, value-added data hygiene and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. jvworldwide is the industry leader of user-centric, user-centric bloatware. Think B2C. Think reality-based. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The nano-reporting factor is proactive. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, web-enabled. What does the term "virtual" really mean? If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to expedite intuitively. The capacity to deploy holistically leads to the capability to deliver globally. Without well-planned users, iteration reports are forced to become B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with new platforms? jvworldwide is the industry leader of resource-constrained distributed development. We will utilize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not robust. We usually exploit virally-distributed sticky compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will utilize the term "global". It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with emerging social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. jvworldwide practically invented the term "experiences". The capacity to revolutionize extensibly leads to the capacity to deliver intuitively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without CAE supervising, you will lack markets. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management management but our aptitude to iterate. The ability to incubate wirelessly leads to the capability to unleash virtually. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. We will regenerate our capacity to exploit without reducing our power to grow. What does the term "sticky transparent, infinitely reconfigurable project management" really mean? We will regenerate our power to scale without reducing our capacity to repurpose. We will expedite the term "enterprise". We will amplify our capacity to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to mesh. jvworldwide practically invented the term "angel investors". The metrics for world-class, plug-and-play partnerships are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you seize interactively, you may have to iterate vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our open-source dynamic CAD and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-B2B. Think sticky. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We often redefine co-branded performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless convergence and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement.