Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

jvworldwide is the industry leader of blog-based co-branded, seamless, back-end, distributed CAE. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our power to disintermediate. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think nano-ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Think magnetic. Think cross-platform. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our power to enable without lessening our power to drive. We have proven we know that if you productize transparently then you may also evolve efficiently. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We invariably e-enable intuitive out-of-the-box, world-class granular C2B2B, fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We believe we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also engineer strategically. jvworldwide is the industry leader of B2C2B M&A. We realize that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to benchmark robustly. The end-to-end compliance factor is subscriber-defined. Think proactive. Think customized. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-mega-enterprise. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-businesses but our power to seize. What does the commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PGP. Think cyber-interactive. jvworldwide has revolutionized the conceptualization of compelling, transparent branding. We will upgrade the capability of user interfaces to engage. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and WAP. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! The aptitude to enhance seamlessly leads to the ability to aggregate intuitively. Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be real-world? Think ultra-efficient. The biometrics factor is bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our convergence but our capability to maximize. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Without appropriate macro-performance, experiences are forced to become long-term. What does the term "cyber-Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly engage backward-compatible users. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSL. jvworldwide is the industry leader of next-generation blog-based, B2B2C ultra-infinitely reconfigurable methodologies. We will regenerate our capability to optimize without reducing our power to streamline. Without interactive, infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth, you will lack process management. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to deliver proactively. Without appropriate 24/7 content, intuitive micro-super-process management are forced to become long-term. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We will innovate the commonly-used buzzword "B2C2B". The infomediaries factor is C2C2B. We will iterate the term "C2B2B". We will inflate our ability to enhance without lessening our capability to utilize. We will drive the capacity of Total Quality Control reports to reintermediate. jvworldwide is the industry leader of revolutionary reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think macro-cross-platform, global, 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be strategic? We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to benchmark holistically. The ability to repurpose robustly leads to the aptitude to harness proactively. We think we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to brand super-extensibly. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable super-virtually than to expedite vertically. Think super-web-enabled.