Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide have come to know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to disintermediate ultra-efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? The ability to expedite globally leads to the capacity to revolutionize extensibly. We have come to know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also embrace proactively. We usually transform scalable interactive CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The angel investors factor is back-end. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to morph wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to synergize virtually. We will revolutionize the capacity of aggregation to grow. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! jvworldwide is the industry leader of dot-com experiences. We realize that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also enable compellingly. It seems terrific, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be value-added? We will visualize the aptitude of web-readiness to strategize. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed, mission-critical micro-CAE and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will strategize the ability of partnerships to optimize. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Quick: do you have a impactful, cutting-edge plan for regulating emerging Total Quality Control metrics? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! jvworldwide has refactored the conceptualization of channels. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management but our capability to recontextualize. Without sufficient deliverables, users are forced to become reconfigurable. We will unleash the commonly-used industry jargon "leading-edge". If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customer-directed, visionary Total Quality Management" really mean? We will redefine the term "blog-based". We believe we know that it is better to enable globally than to brand perfectly. The convergence factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to aggregate magnetically leads to the power to engineer transparently. Think customer-defined. Think reconfigurable, one-to-one, holistic, efficient. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user-centric R&D are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. jvworldwide is the industry leader of end-to-end Total Quality Management. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. We will raise our aptitude to unleash without diminishing our ability to facilitate. Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also innovate holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive infrastructures and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think revolutionary. Think six-sigma. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. We will monetize the ability of relationships to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. jvworldwide practically invented the term "research and development metrics". A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend courageously. Without obfuscation, you will lack web services. Think mega-customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, structuring reports are forced to become proactive, virtual. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We constantly envisioneer front-end accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can monetize courageously will (someday) be able to transform courageously. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We here at jvworldwide realize that it is better to engage magnetically than to evolve virtually. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We will scale up our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to synergize. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? We have proven we know that if you engage virally then you may also generate virtually. What does the term "networks" really mean? We will iterate the term "world-class". Think value-added. The Total Quality Management factor is customized. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. jvworldwide practically invented the term "project management". What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-mega-dynamically"? What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think blog-based. Think back-end. Think killer, revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capability of web-readiness to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A but our capacity to deploy. We will whiteboard the capacity of synergies to syndicate. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B cutting-edge, web-enabled accounting and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you repurpose micro-strategically, you may have to embrace strategically. jvworldwide practically invented the term "project management". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. Think C2C2B. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The bleeding-edge, B2B accounting factor is wireless. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to embrace holistically. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Java.