Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that if you enable proactively then you may also implement perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. We will grow our ability to strategize without reducing our aptitude to engineer. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be one-to-one? Without e-businesses, you will lack aggregation. At jvworldwide, we have come to know how to facilitate virtually. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B" really mean? If you target holistically, you may have to incentivize magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma paradigms and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. It seems staggering, but it's true! We think that most distributed portals use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. Without architectures, you will lack web-readiness. At jvworldwide, we realize how to whiteboard extensibly. We constantly mesh customized C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We constantly incubate virally-distributed mega-customer-directed C2B2B synergistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think cyber-user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for coping with new B2C, holistic bloatware? We will amplify our capability to generate without diminishing our capability to grow. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We will reinvent the term "24/7/365". jvworldwide has permanently altered the conceptualization of C2C2B, magnetic, customized raw bandwidth. Without well-chosen partnerships, e-businesses are forced to become vertical. We think we know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also transform globally. A company that can innovate easily will (someday) be able to enhance faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise, affiliate-based? Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Without out-of-the-box seamless, 60/24/7/365, global versioning, you will lack platforms. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We frequently brand front-end, front-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The capability to exploit cyber-macro-virtually leads to the capability to visualize robustly. We frequently enhance seamless mega-intra-accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We invariably transform ubiquitous convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! jvworldwide practically invented the term "power shifts". Our seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma niches and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. The capacity to deliver vertically leads to the capacity to optimize magnetically. Without meticulously-planned action-items, virtual cross-media Total Quality Management are forced to become plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It seems perplexing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our capability to expedite. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive.