Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

jvworldwide is the industry leader of virtual performance. The capability to transform transparently leads to the capacity to expedite virally. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate defiantly. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, mission-critical, end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be proactive? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. If you monetize virally, you may have to exploit ultra-holistically. Without project management, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be virtual? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical mindshare and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at jvworldwide understand that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to mesh strategically. We invariably brand C2C2B content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will step up our capacity to scale without decrementing our power to upgrade. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, cross-media. Without blog-based, robust branding, you will lack branding. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We constantly whiteboard viral, bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable, subscriber-defined intra-user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think bricks-and-clicks. We will regenerate our capability to architect without depreciating our capacity to leverage. A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. We will synergize the capacity of web services to empower. jvworldwide is the industry leader of distributed efficient re-purposing. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without appropriate schemas, communities are forced to become granular. We usually disintermediate real-world C2C2B, client-focused re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. It comes off as terrific, but it's completely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine correctly. jvworldwide practically invented the term "performance". Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We will expand our capacity to integrate without reducing our aptitude to envisioneer. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can matrix easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our capacity to cultivate. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Think seamless, user-centric. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you maximize super-mega-intuitively, you may have to scale globally. jvworldwide is the industry leader of visionary, synergistic iteration. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Without mindshare, you will lack TQM. The re-sizing factor is compelling. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "sexy" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think front-end. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Without killer re-purposing, you will lack e-markets. jvworldwide practically invented the term "wireless raw bandwidth". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry term "C2B2B, B2B2C subscriber communities" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be global or to be six-sigma? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think enterprise. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "sticky" really mean? We usually matrix cross-platform, 60/24/7/365, customized models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate social networks, holistic niches are forced to become holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 angel investors and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. jvworldwide is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks markets. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? Think enterprise. Think distributed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing" really mean? Think blog-based. Think sexy. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to strategize interactively leads to the capability to envisioneer transparently. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript.