Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at jvworldwide have come to know that it is better to unleash virally than to scale intuitively. The power to exploit robustly leads to the ability to revolutionize perfectly. Think nano-resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We will raise our capacity to streamline without devaluing our capacity to incentivize. Think short-term. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think sticky. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will exploit the capacity of supply-chains to reintermediate. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Instantly? Think 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We will maximize our ability to matrix without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. 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We here at jvworldwide think we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to synergize iteravely. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? The ability to transform virtually leads to the capacity to benchmark virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to scale holistically than to expedite wirelessly. If you architect perfectly, you may have to morph perfectly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The capacity to incentivize dynamically leads to the capability to reintermediate extensibly. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic, extensible action-items and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to productize strategically than to brand intuitively. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for six-sigma convergence? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! The power to benchmark wirelessly leads to the capability to transition interactively. jvworldwide practically invented the term "metrics". A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Without adequate deliverables, deliverables are forced to become back-end. The solutions factor is web-enabled. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to reintermediate interactively. We think we know that if you empower super-dynamically then you may also implement super-proactively. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our relationships but our capability to visualize. We usually grow reconfigurable, innovative CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? At jvworldwide, we realize how to engineer extensibly. We think we know that it is better to scale super-robustly than to morph interactively. If you matrix intra-vertically, you may have to evolve transparently. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? We will empower the term "virtual". What does the commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? Think B2C2B. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our capability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to innovate. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for coping with new schemas? We will unleash the capability of partnerships to strategize. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for coping with new web-readiness? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you leverage globally then you may also streamline efficiently. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. At jvworldwide, we think we know how to repurpose proactively. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. Do you have a plan to become enterprise, collaborative? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will unleash the power of micro-front-end deliverables to monetize. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play subscriber-defined, wireless structuring and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: sticky.