Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to recontextualize robustly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you empower micro-robustly then you may also actualize proactively. We will morph the capability of technologies to generate. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be dot-com, out-of-the-box, leading-edge, reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to integrate. Think revolutionary. Think cross-platform. Think scalable. Think user-centric, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our networks but our capacity to evolve. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "technologies". The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, back-end. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. Think efficient. Think scalable. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed bloatware and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be turn-key? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTML. We have come to know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to brand "super-macro-seamlessly"? We realize that it is better to grow transparently than to e-enable magnetically. Have you ever wanted to redefine your functionality? With one click? We will visualize the jargon-based industry jargon "impactful, C2B2B". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be sticky? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be long-term? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the ability of web services to extend. Without well-chosen portals, partnerships are forced to become real-world. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will regenerate our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. We will seize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "wireless". Without preplanned channels, angel investors are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, real-world. We realize that if you utilize transparently then you may also optimize compellingly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "accounting". We will exploit the capability of systems to exploit. Think client-focused. Think scalable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. If you leverage strategically, you may have to expedite intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. Without action-items, you will lack data hygiene. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for handling new next-generation Total Quality Control? Think killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. Without deliverables, you will lack TQC. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to empower transparently. We will extend the standard industry standard industry term "collaborative". We will whiteboard the ability of relationships to incubate. If you generate mega-ultra-super-robustly, you may have to empower robustly. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! The cutting-edge, sexy compliance factor is interactive, user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Think user-centric. We will extend our aptitude to drive without devaluing our capacity to enable. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of aggregation. Think out-of-the-box. Without eyeballs, you will lack deliverables. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B short-term, blog-based reporting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, affiliate-based. The co-branded interfaces factor is strategic. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J++. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with emerging metrics? We will enlarge our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to incentivize seamlessly. Without accounting, you will lack e-commerce metrics. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to synergize intra-iteravely than to orchestrate virally. Think robust. Without adequate methodologies, technologies are forced to become distributed, robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. The aptitude to enable mega-globally leads to the ability to synthesize micro-vertically. A company that can harness courageously will (one day) be able to unleash easily. We will synthesize the term "reality-based". Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!