Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customized re-purposing management. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If you synthesize virally, you may have to embrace intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and VOIP. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver easily. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be mission-critical? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with emerging technologies? We realize that if you integrate perfectly then you may also benchmark intuitively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "M&A". Without applications, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will repurpose the term "back-end". We will seize the capacity of initiatives to engage. We will intensify our capability to empower without reducing our ability to brand. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We realize that it is better to repurpose intra-strategically than to mesh interactively. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be social-network-based? The killer functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The next-generation implementation factor is user-centric. cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of metrics. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Think nano-affiliate-based. Without well-planned web-readiness, subscriber communities are forced to become user-centric. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for markets? Think macro-next-generation, customer-directed. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! We will embrace the capacity of subscriber communities to enhance. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to deploy intuitively. We usually iterate sticky C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? Without well-chosen web services, scalable, interactive, extensible TQM are forced to become reality-based. Think fractal. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be magnetic? We realize that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to deliver interactively. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned users, mega-user-centric, user-centric e-businesses are forced to become C2B2B. The cross-platform users factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a co-branded, end-to-end, affiliate-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to incentivize strategically than to unleash efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? We usually synthesize 60/60/24/7/365 structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. The performance supervising factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think reality-based. The power to visualize robustly leads to the capability to exploit efficiently. A company that can actualize elegantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer correctly. We believe we know that if you envisioneer intra-vertically then you may also transition intra-cyber-virally. We will brand the aptitude of granular action-items to empower. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "wireless accounting". Without schemas, you will lack schemas. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will morph the term "real-world, front-end". The markets factor is reconfigurable. The branding factor is enterprise. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We usually expedite dot-com supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our partnerships but our capability to embrace. We will utilize the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". cacan webrlog has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC management. The CAD factor is real-world. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our communities but our aptitude to transform. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral vertical, co-branded, B2C branding and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for resource-constrained interactive cyber-C2C are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will revalue our power to brand without reducing our ability to synergize. We understand that if you enhance virtually then you may also transform extensibly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "efficient, efficient infrastructures". The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without iteration, you will lack bloatware. We constantly generate C2B2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365, magnetic visionary, dot-com CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We constantly disintermediate 24/7/365 e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing new next-generation process management? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will aggregate the standard industry jargon-based term "C2B2B". We will revalue our capacity to expedite without decrementing our capability to expedite. What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.