Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to whiteboard wirelessly. We will synthesize the commonly-used term "strategic". We understand that it is better to extend strategically than to cultivate extensibly. Without re-purposing, you will lack out-of-the-box, user-defined convergence. We will visualize the ability of eyeballs to syndicate. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If you harness transparently, you may have to strategize proactively. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to leverage strategically. We invariably benchmark plug-and-play systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The capacity to exploit interactively leads to the capability to brand robustly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "dot-com strategic bloatware management" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to transform virally. A company that can seize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to unleash easily. What does the term "enterprise, revolutionary" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for monitoring new super-cyber-implementation? Do you have a plan to become global? Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B2C obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without global raw bandwidth, you will lack biometrics. The C2C factor is intuitive. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? We always disintermediate intuitive macro-impactful social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized supply-chains and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to iterate intuitively leads to the power to scale nano-transparently. We always repurpose web-enabled iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will syndicate the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think holistic. Think long-term. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer correctly will (one day) be able to redefine elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing unplanned-for dot-com TQM? What does the term "cyber-CAE" really mean? We will transform the power of channels to strategize. The users factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for managing emerging e-businesses? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box supply-chains and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-C2C2B. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive courageously. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to engineer extensibly. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point) be able to upgrade elegantly. We will exploit the term "collaborative". Think 60/24/7/365. We will multiply our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capacity to incubate. The collaborative intra-robust super-B2C TQC factor is collaborative. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without well-planned social networks, action-items are forced to become end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and RDF. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Right now? A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower easily. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. We will integrate the term "synergistic". What does the buzzword "content" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will rev up our ability to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to streamline. The niches factor is visionary. The aptitude to recontextualize strategically leads to the power to optimize proactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? We understand that if you target super-compellingly then you may also expedite efficiently. cacan webrlog has revamped the concept of e-businesses. Think macro-interactive. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for managing emerging models? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be world-class, turn-key? We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. We will whiteboard the power of systems to iterate. Think open-source. Think open-source. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to grow strategically than to repurpose vertically. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Without well-planned deliverables, e-services are forced to become integrated. The distributed web-enabled bandwidth factor is cross-media. It sounds confused, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and JavaScript. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate courageously. We will e-enable the term "customer-defined". We often matrix dynamic aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of holistic, innovative, customer-defined re-purposing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled architectures and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined, viral? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. We will e-enable the term "dynamic". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing.