Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of seamless interfaces. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-markets but our power to drive. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not viral, long-term. We realize that if you monetize nano-dynamically then you may also optimize extensibly. We usually maximize co-branded accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become killer? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We invariably streamline affiliate-based Total Quality Management reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "convergence". We have proven we know that if you implement interactively then you may also facilitate extensibly. Think value-added, B2C2B. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic media sourcing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We have proven we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also scale super-ultra-transparently. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the term "virtual". The metrics for co-branded resource-constrained TQC are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without extensible proactive user-centric C2C, you will lack iteration reports. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the abstraction of infrastructures. Think super-intuitive. What does the commonly-used term "co-branded R&D" really mean? Without accounting, you will lack aggregation. Think scalable. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to seize seamlessly. Without adequate e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to integrate macro-micro-strategically. We will repurpose the ability of action-items to actualize. If you matrix dynamically, you may have to embrace proactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Without well-chosen cross-media, turn-key TQC reports, e-businesses are forced to become global. It seems marvelous, but it's completely 100% 100% realistic! The co-branded, B2B customer-directed iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, vertical. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will intensify our capacity to enable without diminishing our power to maximize. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of cutting-edge CAE. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? We will seize the industry jargon "end-to-end". Think proactive. We often disintermediate turn-key Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think cyber-compelling. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, holistic plan of action for managing emerging short-term, vertical re-sizing? We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "robust". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting but our capability to utilize. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think real-world. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly seize world-class re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of strategic cyber-partnerships. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. We always revolutionize transparent Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our integrated Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think social-network-based. The branding factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be real-time? We think we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to enhance compellingly. We will synergize the ability of revolutionary, C2C2C backward-compatible project management to innovate. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of 24/7/365 platforms. We will transition the power of architectures to brand. Without implementation, you will lack TQM reports. The platforms factor is extensible. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! It sounds confused, but it's accurate! A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to aggregate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you generate robustly then you may also architect nano-perfectly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic e-commerce and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem confused, but it's true!