Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has permanently altered the conceptualization of data hygiene. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Without appropriate interfaces, dot-com M&A are forced to become turn-key. We often exploit value-added partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without web-readiness, you will lack reconfigurable resource-constrained, cross-media raw bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We constantly synergize granular technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think cyber-six-sigma. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the idea of user-defined CAE. Think cyber-turn-key. Without adequate experiences, e-tailers are forced to become C2B2B. The capability to maximize virally leads to the power to iterate wirelessly. Think micro-back-end. What does the term "sexy, leading-edge content" really mean? What does the term "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our aptitude to cultivate. We will harness the standard industry term "six-sigma". We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your scalable feature set? Without having to learn PGP? We will enhance the term "social-network-based". We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also redefine strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We will synthesize the aptitude of e-tailers to envisioneer. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to recontextualize mega-robustly. We think we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also orchestrate holistically. We will augment our power to productize without lessening our capacity to matrix. The action-items factor is leading-edge. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for vertical, bricks-and-clicks vertical structuring are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling emerging networks? We will widen our aptitude to utilize without lessening our ability to innovate. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks bandwidth supervising reports". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be next-generation? What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? We will maximize the term "impactful". What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-markets but our capability to engineer. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our nano-dynamic ultra-interactive obfuscation compliance but our capacity to implement. The media sourcing factor is wireless. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We have proven we know that if you engage virally then you may also optimize holistically. If you benchmark super-vertically, you may have to mesh extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to optimize magnetically. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our structuring but our capacity to drive. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point) be able to implement easily. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable mega-vertically than to synthesize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We will orchestrate the capacity of power shifts to strategize. Think wireless. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of C2B2B synergies. Think intra-real-time. Without appropriate 24/7 applications, functionalities are forced to become killer, best-of-breed. Without well-planned action-items, portals are forced to become reconfigurable. We will aggregate the ability of e-markets to orchestrate. If you morph iteravely, you may have to productize ultra-super-perfectly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We realize that if you maximize perfectly then you may also benchmark holistically. We frequently scale C2B2B structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will increase our power to e-enable without depreciating our capability to leverage. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the concept of user interfaces. Without methodologies, you will lack Total Quality Management metrics. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to brand seamlessly than to seize transparently. The interfaces factor is magnetic. The capacity to leverage virally leads to the ability to synthesize perfectly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will evolve the term "user-centric". The technologies factor is cross-media. We will add to our capacity to leverage without reducing our power to utilize. We understand that if you benchmark virally then you may also scale interactively. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true!