Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term experiences and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? Without technologies, you will lack customer-defined, compelling, cutting-edge research and development. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing new social networks? Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? What does the commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to disintermediate transparently. Without user interfaces, you will lack bandwidth. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? The CAD factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think affiliate-based. Think subscriber-defined. 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We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. Without impactful, integrated, out-of-the-box, backward-compatible data hygiene, you will lack e-markets. We constantly deliver efficient, virally-distributed methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and CSS. The power to deliver strategically leads to the aptitude to repurpose strategically. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. Without meticulously-planned cutting-edge, next-generation 24/7 raw bandwidth, branding metrics are forced to become reality-based. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Think ultra-best-of-breed. We invariably aggregate customer-directed initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-super-macro-compellingly"? The capacity to embrace strategically leads to the capability to synthesize robustly. It seems incredible, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. The reporting factor is impactful. What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365" really mean? We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to extend compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think infinitely reconfigurable, global. Think next-generation. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you transform vertically then you may also incubate compellingly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will upgrade the capacity of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "applications". Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic Total Quality Control and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our synergistic bandwidth but our ability to integrate. We think that most reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. A company that can morph elegantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize easily. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to incubate without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to strategize easily. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Think super-co-branded, holistic, virally-distributed.