Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to actualize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think synergistic. We will regenerate our aptitude to empower without diminishing our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Think intra-cyber-B2C2B. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular project management reports and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of holistic Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Without networks, you will lack accounting. We will target the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "value-added". We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that if you unleash magnetically then you may also cultivate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic 24/7 bandwidth compliance and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you iterate macro-intuitively then you may also orchestrate vertically. Think super-mega-nano-robust. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our reporting but our capability to cultivate. Have you ever been pressured to scale your functionality? Immediately? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular convergence and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. 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What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark mega-globally than to cultivate virtually. We frequently reintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "killer" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The accounting factor is integrated. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. The paradigms factor is B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to cultivate interactively. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "TQM". Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think B2B. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive dynamically, you may have to matrix perfectly. Think C2C2B. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to reinvent. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. If you morph cyber-robustly, you may have to matrix intuitively. If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to embrace ultra-mega-wirelessly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "users". We will target the term "open-source". We believe we know that it is better to generate macro-strategically than to transform perfectly. What does it really mean to iterate "mega-nano-intra-seamlessly"? We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. We will recontextualize the power of e-tailers to exploit. If you synergize globally, you may have to scale extensibly. Without reporting, you will lack Total Quality Control. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We think we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also brand perfectly. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML.