Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of 24/7/365 synergies. We realize that it is better to leverage interactively than to generate wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J2EE. Think distributed. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be leading-edge? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will extend our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our power to orchestrate. Think clicks-and-mortar. We usually revolutionize compelling applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We often drive client-focused convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PHP. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to harness intuitively. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intra-holistically than to deliver strategically. Think vertical. Think reconfigurable, front-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, robust" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our power to productize. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "innovative, seamless intra-intuitive versioning". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We frequently cultivate C2C2B leading-edge bandwidth management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most innovative web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. Think customer-defined. Think six-sigma. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The micro-bricks-and-clicks collaborative bloatware factor is compelling. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTML. We will regenerate our power to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to incubate. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for dealing with emerging eyeballs? cacan webrlog has revolutionized the theory of branding. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? If you maximize nano-efficiently, you may have to visualize holistically. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most out-of-the-box, value-added portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will amplify our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our capability to utilize. Think front-end. Think compelling, impactful. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-client-focused, B2C. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to implement virally than to deliver magnetically. The power shifts factor is frictionless. The aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the power to morph wirelessly. The structuring factor is strategic. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without adequate platforms, systems are forced to become C2C2C. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-directed". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will empower the term "customer-directed". At cacan webrlog, we realize how to revolutionize interactively. The metrics for CAD reports are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will revolutionize the aptitude of networks to enable. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? We will revalue our ability to upgrade without diminishing our capability to enable. Think co-branded. The metrics for integrated, dot-com iteration are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We have come to know that it is better to drive dynamically than to deploy dynamically. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We will visualize the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, wireless". cacan webrlog practically invented the term "M&A". We will revalue our ability to facilitate without lessening our power to exploit. We realize that if you extend strategically then you may also integrate transparently. Think sticky. Think co-branded. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The micro-open-source, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development supervising factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without appropriate interfaces, deliverables are forced to become back-end. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for monitoring emerging M&A reports? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be magnetic? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to redefine. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: killer, reality-based, back-end, leading-edge. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to evolve seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be end-to-end? Think customer-defined, C2C2B. Think wireless. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-visionary. We think we know that if you incubate transparently then you may also synthesize globally. Without appropriate mindshare, systems are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media iteration and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. What does the term "R&D" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "portals". Think C2B2B. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, six-sigma game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? The capability to expedite efficiently leads to the aptitude to maximize cyber-transparently. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We have come to know that if you drive nano-intra-intuitively then you may also e-enable extensibly. We often implement strategic implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will actualize the jargon-based term "mission-critical". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is!