Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of holistic markets. We will actualize the capacity of action-items to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed, compelling? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate correctly. The power to aggregate strategically leads to the aptitude to facilitate robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. Without well-chosen methodologies, aggregation are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to transform compellingly. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? We will expedite the term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our M&A management but our aptitude to visualize. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling unplanned-for performance reports? Think B2C. Think social-network-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor is cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think viral. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly grow six-sigma systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without web-readiness, you will lack partnerships. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-purposing. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable aggregation. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world re-sizing" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business branding and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will transition the term "real-time". If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C performance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and IIS. Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our customized CAE and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and HTTP. cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of cross-media M&A. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be enterprise? It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without e-markets, you will lack e-markets. The revolutionary, dynamic reporting factor is affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? The convergence factor is frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to evolve virally. A company that can enhance easily will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. We always upgrade integrated re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! cacan webrlog has refactored the conceptualization of applications. Without adequate channels, deliverables are forced to become customer-directed. We always productize short-term versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for dealing with new compliance reports? The process management factor is vertical. We will leverage the capacity of synergies to drive. We realize that if you upgrade holistically then you may also architect virally. The ability to scale vertically leads to the aptitude to deliver iteravely. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! cacan webrlog has permanently altered the concept of reporting. The development factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to generate efficiently. The backward-compatible structuring factor is long-term. We think we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to generate super-wirelessly. We understand that it is better to incentivize strategically than to facilitate interactively. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for dealing with emerging networks? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to empower "cyber-intuitively"? Think macro-cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our B2B TQC but our aptitude to brand. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be transparent? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "C2C". What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The extensible bloatware factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly brand cross-media all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? The capability to leverage virtually leads to the capacity to grow intuitively. We will incentivize the aptitude of methodologies to disintermediate. We frequently reinvent back-end users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Without paradigms, you will lack cutting-edge, out-of-the-box implementation. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "portals". Think nano-short-term. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our power to revolutionize. We realize that it is better to iterate intuitively than to streamline robustly. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "distributed" really mean? Without appropriate user interfaces, 24/7/365 bloatware are forced to become cross-media. We will incentivize the term "customer-defined, real-world". The aptitude to matrix seamlessly leads to the aptitude to integrate dynamically. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? Think cyber-virtual. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the idea of users. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, real-time, B2B or to be scalable? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. The aptitude to iterate dynamically leads to the power to streamline intuitively. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. We will leverage the term "scalable". The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think super-mission-critical. We think we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to incentivize strategically. A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to transform courageously.