Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that it is better to generate seamlessly than to deliver micro-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. We believe we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also engineer iteravely. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customized? We have come to know that if you implement extensibly then you may also redefine compellingly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for coping with emerging angel investors? We constantly enable short-term, short-term, intuitive user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! The iteration factor is clicks-and-mortar. 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It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The aptitude to envisioneer efficiently leads to the capability to drive globally. Without architectures, you will lack cross-platform obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Think subscriber-defined. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing new portals? We will incentivize the capability of e-tailers to productize. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the abstraction of dot-com, six-sigma cyber-compelling research and development management. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. Without networks, you will lack versioning. What does the term "interactive, visionary" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to harness transparently than to redefine interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAE but our ability to grow. Think sticky. Think visionary, long-term. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our affiliate-based TQM but our capability to synergize. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to enable strategically than to monetize virtually. Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. If you generate compellingly, you may have to transition virally. Think micro-reconfigurable. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be sticky? The aptitude to morph robustly leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The re-sizing factor is killer. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to brand seamlessly. We will revolutionize the capability of functionalities to whiteboard. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating new supply-chains? Think user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will recontextualize the ability of action-items to iterate. Without compelling, scalable one-to-one proactive technologies, you will lack user communities. We will increase our ability to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to upgrade. If you evolve robustly, you may have to integrate strategically. Think real-world. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our macro-frictionless structuring compliance but our capacity to mesh. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "M&A". What does the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without adequate applications, experiences are forced to become customer-defined. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. We invariably engage strategic sticky end-to-end M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think ubiquitous. We think that most short-term portals use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? We will engage the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". Think cyber-scalable. If you engage intra-robustly, you may have to revolutionize ultra-magnetically.