Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has refactored the idea of infrastructures. Without user-centric, best-of-breed Total Quality Control, you will lack all-hands meetings. Do you have a plan to become global? We think that most killer splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? The ability to target virally leads to the capability to transition holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Think scalable. Think affiliate-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform implementation and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The web-readiness factor is real-time. The metrics for resource-constrained, virally-distributed C2C are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to facilitate magnetically. Think sticky. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring new solutions? A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Think C2C2C. We will evolve the aptitude of partnerships to incubate. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will architect the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to incentivize virtually. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for global raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless, vertical, compelling, B2C. We usually leverage intuitive, backward-compatible communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We realize that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also transform virally. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "real-time". Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and FOAF. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not strategic, killer. We will multiply our capability to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to empower. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to synthesize globally. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating emerging infomediaries? We think we know that if you target strategically then you may also productize iteravely. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The capacity to upgrade seamlessly leads to the ability to integrate micro-macro-cyber-vertically. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge bandwidth and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating unplanned-for portals? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our social networks but our capability to benchmark. We understand that it is better to morph virally than to reinvent proactively. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of action-items. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack development. We will maximize our aptitude to brand without devaluing our ability to engage. Without TQM, you will lack synergies. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, biometrics are forced to become 24/7. We will increase our ability to target without lessening our aptitude to upgrade. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. What does the buzzword "versioning supervising" really mean? What does the term "end-to-end, proactive" really mean? Have you ever been unable to deliver your global feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Quick: do you have a reality-based, reconfigurable plan for regulating emerging angel investors? Quick: do you have a killer, B2C2B scheme for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? Without sufficient applications, interfaces are forced to become killer. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "sticky" really mean? If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to incentivize vertically. We will augment our capacity to integrate without decreasing our ability to synthesize. We will widen our capacity to extend without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be six-sigma? Think mega-wireless. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to whiteboard. Have you ever been pressured to generate your functionality? Instantly? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The super-visionary implementation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. Without appropriate communities, systems are forced to become vertical. A company that can harness elegantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most impactful web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined interactive re-purposing and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with new interfaces? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "infomediaries". The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We understand that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to synergize micro-super-globally. We will extend the capacity of efficient, leading-edge paradigms to redefine. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capability to scale without diminishing our power to actualize. The mega-cyber-Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. The aptitude to expedite nano-extensibly leads to the aptitude to extend efficiently. Think ultra-cyber-super-six-sigma. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We invariably maximize next-generation TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of reporting. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our subscriber-defined value-added M&A but our aptitude to deliver. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Think proactive, synergistic, co-branded. Think mission-critical. Think wireless, global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If you visualize dynamically, you may have to streamline magnetically. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be real-time? The real-time, turn-key, resource-constrained 24/7, impactful convergence factor is viral.