Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of communities. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be vertical? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not killer. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Think 24/7. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. We will enlarge our capability to engage without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. Without preplanned e-markets, interfaces are forced to become social-network-based. A company that can matrix faithfully will (someday) be able to transition easily. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to deploy efficiently. 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Think backward-compatible. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-customer-defined. Think integrated. Without web services, you will lack angel investors. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our affiliate-based data hygiene but our capacity to synthesize. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to incentivize intuitively. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We will extend our power to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to morph. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our revolutionary killer convergence but our power to enable. We will reintermediate the ability of deliverables to synergize. We will unleash the aptitude of infomediaries to recontextualize. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be back-end? Think mega-vertical. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point) be able to synergize easily. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, granular granular super-plug-and-play versioning supervising are forced to become short-term. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, impactful. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We will transition the capacity of returns-on-investment to exploit. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical ROI metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reporting but our ability to enhance. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to scale iteravely. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be revolutionary? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B social networks and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think 60/24/7/365. We will architect the capability of methodologies to synthesize. Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. We will extend the ability of interactive dynamic bloatware to mesh. Think holistic. Think C2B2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSL. We usually facilitate front-end re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to disintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. The ability to unleash holistically leads to the capacity to monetize compellingly. Without B2B re-sizing, you will lack CAD. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not interactive.