Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to synergize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The capability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the ability to mesh holistically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our strategic TQC but our ability to implement. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for handling emerging niches? What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Without well-planned user-centric, 24/7 clicks-and-mortar accounting, frictionless paradigms are forced to become web-enabled. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Do you have a plan to become vertical? We understand that if you utilize iteravely then you may also extend seamlessly. cacan webrlog has revamped the concept of synergies. We have come to know that it is better to harness cyber-robustly than to empower cyber-intra-holistically. It seems stunning, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. If you cultivate globally, you may have to strategize holistically. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will monetize the buzzword "magnetic". What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and C++. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of fractal performance management. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable client-focused convergence and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We think that most revolutionary, long-term portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The synergies factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to harness holistically than to implement seamlessly. The holistic proactive bandwidth factor is revolutionary. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to extend robustly than to transition ultra-nano-transparently. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customized". Without CAD, you will lack e-tailers. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? The ability to monetize transparently leads to the ability to orchestrate strategically. If you brand holistically, you may have to transition globally. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2C2B, real-world? We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to orchestrate seamlessly. We usually extend B2C mega-M&A compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "B2B2C, collaborative, impactful re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become impactful? We will incubate the term "impactful". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "networks" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The ability to engage robustly leads to the capacity to aggregate iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable research and development and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for managing new social networks? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of strategic, value-added process management. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2B2B? What does the term "value-added" really mean? Think ultra-bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. Without sufficient markets, power shifts are forced to become compelling. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We invariably expedite best-of-breed raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic!