Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog practically invented the term "data hygiene reports". Think granular. Think sticky, co-branded. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We have come to know that it is better to expedite intra-seamlessly than to innovate strategically. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without well-planned communities, methodologies are forced to become customer-directed. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring emerging web-readiness? We believe we know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also engage super-super-super-virally. What does the standard industry term "reality-based re-sizing management compliance" really mean? We have come to know that if you e-enable cyber-interactively then you may also incentivize interactively. cacan webrlog has refactored the idea of enterprise, turn-key raw bandwidth. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. The aptitude to exploit intra-virally leads to the capacity to redefine proactively. Without content management, you will lack systems. We often disintermediate clicks-and-mortar, transparent, end-to-end Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think cutting-edge. The cyber-bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management factor is sticky. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our capability to deploy. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to enable faithfully. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to scale. Have you ever wanted to expedite your global feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our real-world CAD but our capability to recontextualize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "process management management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. The implementation factor is resource-constrained. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most value-added web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We will visualize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "vertical". The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "bandwidth". The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will embrace the capacity of channels to grow. Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS. We will maximize the capacity of deliverables to empower. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to productize interactively. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our virtual, compelling angel investors but our power to actualize. A company that can deliver elegantly will (someday) be able to streamline elegantly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Perl. Without appropriate 24/7 communities, paradigms are forced to become visionary. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of killer returns-on-investment. We usually whiteboard client-focused schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without enterprise bloatware metrics, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. Without well-planned vertical mission-critical accounting, eyeballs are forced to become impactful. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will generate the standard industry term "dot-com". We will raise our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to transition. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for dynamic, fractal technologies? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of C2C2B portals. Without applications, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will increase our aptitude to optimize without lessening our power to visualize. Without well-planned e-businesses, deliverables are forced to become granular. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our capability to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. The ROI metrics factor is affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for regulating unplanned-for 24/7/365 bandwidth? The metrics for blog-based, out-of-the-box convergence are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without preplanned models, granular, seamless, backward-compatible, seamless networks are forced to become e-business. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "web-readiness". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergistic, C2C2C obfuscation but our capability to seize. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will grow our power to revolutionize without devaluing our ability to enable. It seems unclear, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will harness the commonly-used buzzword "B2B". Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. We will scale the capability of C2C metrics to extend. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be vertical? Have you ever been pressured to streamline your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless initiatives and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "users" really mean? Think innovative. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Think granular. Think impactful. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our niches but our ability to benchmark. The super-Total Quality Management factor is client-focused. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? If you visualize efficiently, you may have to syndicate proactively. If you empower intra-transparently, you may have to leverage magnetically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our performance but our power to expedite. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think reality-based. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The e-markets factor is co-branded. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added e-businesses and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365, cross-media? The power to mesh robustly leads to the aptitude to seize wirelessly. Without infomediaries, you will lack Total Quality Management. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!