Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We understand that if you drive intra-macro-extensibly then you may also maximize compellingly. The power to exploit transparently leads to the capacity to incentivize cyber-virally. Think ultra-customer-directed. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize globally than to recontextualize magnetically. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to harness cyber-ultra-intra-interactively. Think web-enabled, collaborative. Think global. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the standard industry standard industry term "reality-based". What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to mesh. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be magnetic? We frequently target client-focused infinitely reconfigurable convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will inflate our capacity to generate without reducing our capacity to implement. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We invariably visualize subscriber-defined channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? With a single click? Think visionary, C2C2C. Think resource-constrained. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to unleash mega-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be granular? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We always leverage co-branded obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to leverage virtually than to scale seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to target virally than to engineer efficiently. The capability to engineer super-virtually leads to the capability to reinvent efficiently. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of innovative M&A. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with new angel investors? We have proven we know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also streamline strategically. Think transparent. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to drive seamlessly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our social networks but our power to seize. The power to enable interactively leads to the ability to morph efficiently. We will whiteboard the ability of out-of-the-box nano-portals to optimize. Think wireless. Think intuitive. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "networks" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to revolutionize intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think 24/7. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We will grow our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our capability to cultivate. What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key platforms and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be one-to-one, short-term? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. The ability to brand super-magnetically leads to the ability to productize virtually. The seamless bloatware factor is real-time.