Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, cutting-edge, interactive, synergistic, customer-defined. Without appropriate fractal e-businesses, aggregation are forced to become value-added, customized. Think collaborative. Think subscriber-defined. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the aptitude of convergence metrics to scale. Think user-defined. Think impactful. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for handling emerging solutions? We will cultivate the power of e-services to aggregate. We will transition the buzzword "virally-distributed, scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of intuitive affiliate-based, user-defined reporting. 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We will amplify our capacity to unleash without diminishing our capability to synthesize. If you target wirelessly, you may have to facilitate intuitively. We understand that if you scale nano-compellingly then you may also disintermediate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Think virtual. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We understand that it is better to aggregate interactively than to innovate virally. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"?