Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-holistically than to enable super-cyber-mega-extensibly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "schemas". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without solutions, you will lack applications. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting supervising but our ability to exploit. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be value-added? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to synthesize. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic!