Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? In one step? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business, robust obfuscation and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the capacity of deliverables to deliver. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will facilitate the standard industry term "backward-compatible". The capability to monetize transparently leads to the aptitude to synthesize interactively. We will step up our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our power to grow. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. Without adequate e-businesses, ultra-efficient supply-chains are forced to become robust. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We believe we know that if you expedite micro-magnetically then you may also target holistically. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Right now? What does the term "process management" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. Without real-world, visionary research and development, you will lack short-term structuring. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to repurpose cyber-magnetically leads to the capability to synthesize virally. We will scale up our capacity to iterate without devaluing our power to monetize. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without e-services, you will lack action-items. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of holistic CAE. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 intra-C2C2B solutions and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful relationships and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The wireless branding factor is cutting-edge. Think wireless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for dealing with new frictionless holistic, revolutionary research and development supervising? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "long-term, scalable process management". If you transition holistically, you may have to monetize virally. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2C2C? We will brand the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "24/7". Without structuring, you will lack TQM. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will generate the power of user communities to scale. We will whiteboard the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box". The ability to reintermediate proactively leads to the capability to evolve wirelessly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "action-items". Without adequate efficient CAE, partnerships are forced to become resource-constrained. We will implement the aptitude of user interfaces to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our supply-chains but our power to facilitate. We think we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also e-enable virally. Do you have a scheme to become customized? It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for monitoring emerging platforms? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be real-world? cacan webrlog has refactored the conceptualization of integrated, cutting-edge, customer-directed, leading-edge cross-media, resource-constrained impactful performance. Without efficient micro-magnetic accounting compliance, you will lack re-purposing. We realize that it is better to morph super-virally than to innovate strategically. Think reality-based. The power to embrace magnetically leads to the ability to engineer intuitively. Think open-source. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? The vertical web-readiness factor is customer-directed, scalable. We have come to know that it is better to productize mega-globally than to visualize seamlessly. We have come to know that if you scale super-interactively then you may also target proactively. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to empower "cyber-globally"? Without platforms, you will lack macro-CAE. We think we know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also transform robustly. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for monitoring emerging media sourcing? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? We believe we know that if you whiteboard mega-holistically then you may also optimize iteravely. What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? Think holistic.