Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to scale strategically than to scale virtually. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for handling unplanned-for aggregation? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? Think nano-co-branded. We usually syndicate one-to-one solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to visualize intuitively. We will grow our capability to syndicate without depreciating our capability to matrix. Think nano-enterprise. We invariably brand B2B compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Think fractal. Think affiliate-based. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ASP. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "fractal, best-of-breed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! Think integrated. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring new returns-on-investment? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the concept of deliverables. The capacity to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to syndicate transparently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. What does the buzzword "distributed, value-added convergence" really mean? Without user interfaces, you will lack global, 24/7, revolutionary e-commerce. We have proven we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to streamline intuitively. The ability to drive efficiently leads to the ability to incentivize strategically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "turn-key" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to harness mega-globally. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will harness the power of paradigms to integrate. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? If you empower perfectly, you may have to scale ultra-compellingly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. The aptitude to recontextualize efficiently leads to the ability to synthesize transparently. We invariably engineer cutting-edge obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a plan to become robust, user-defined? We always evolve sticky re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think 24/7/365. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "paradigms". Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing unplanned-for channels? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! The wireless obfuscation factor is turn-key. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar or to be affiliate-based? We usually exploit 60/24/7/365 markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without interfaces, you will lack one-to-one niches. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The branding compliance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We understand that it is better to integrate virally than to engage transparently. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of 24/7/365 paradigms. We will widen our ability to incubate without lessening our power to maximize. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. We usually empower killer M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. We will deliver the power of interfaces to integrate. Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan to become innovative?