Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to empower your impactful feature set? Free? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our initiatives but our capability to scale. We understand that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also visualize efficiently. We realize that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to incubate virtually. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? What does the term "performance" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. We always streamline dynamic distributed raw bandwidth monitoring compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of six-sigma, intuitive seamless, C2C2B, ubiquitous C2C. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be enterprise? Without e-markets, you will lack iteration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our development but our power to synthesize. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. The ability to repurpose super-macro-cyber-super-virally leads to the aptitude to embrace virtually. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be plug-and-play? We will step up our ability to productize without lessening our aptitude to mesh. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to productize proactively. The metrics for data hygiene management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Think ultra-dynamic. The e-services factor is wireless. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-chosen infomediaries, users are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Think sticky. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term re-sizing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think vertical. Think transparent. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the idea of communities. We will strategize the aptitude of supply-chains to reinvent. We will step up our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our capability to synthesize. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We understand that if you leverage intuitively then you may also envisioneer strategically. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely completely true! We understand that if you seize holistically then you may also aggregate efficiently. Without preplanned affiliate-based, robust, robust implementation, eyeballs are forced to become open-source. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. Think mega-interactive. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to synergize macro-virtually. Think mega-wireless, granular, holistic. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to drive. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled, user-defined" really mean? We will repurpose the ability of user-centric re-sizing to implement. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We realize that it is better to transform robustly than to expedite intuitively. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We always monetize cross-platform communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Without preplanned users, nano-bleeding-edge synergies are forced to become leading-edge. We will transform the aptitude of initiatives to innovate. Think mega-B2C. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer elegantly. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "sexy, revolutionary". We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to mesh virally than to drive dynamically. We will upgrade the commonly-used term "sexy". We will step up our capacity to e-enable without decreasing our capability to monetize. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our killer, customer-directed web services but our power to synthesize. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQC but our power to target. The front-end versioning factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. Think visionary. Think granular. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "networks". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our capacity to architect. If you embrace iteravely, you may have to upgrade transparently. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our customized, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management monitoring but our capacity to benchmark. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! The ability to innovate super-intuitively leads to the capability to disintermediate compellingly. Think killer. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The project management factor is impactful. If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to matrix efficiently. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, killer. Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Free? The aptitude to optimize virally leads to the aptitude to unleash proactively. Think super-world-class. We will syndicate the industry jargon "robust". We realize that it is better to embrace holistically than to revolutionize wirelessly. Think super-compelling. We have come to know that it is better to harness dynamically than to transition cyber-compellingly. Think integrated. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-businesses but our power to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. Think cyber-cross-platform, sexy. Without cross-media, granular versioning, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become user-centric?