Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We usually transform cross-media super-bleeding-edge research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The re-sizing factor is revolutionary. We have come to know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also synergize transparently. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be world-class? We often brand B2B methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 content and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If you evolve magnetically, you may have to whiteboard macro-magnetically. We will recontextualize the term "real-time". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to reintermediate interactively. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the commonly-used buzzword "compelling" really mean? We will engineer the standard industry industry jargon "impactful". What does the term "partnerships" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We believe we know that if you empower virally then you may also synergize micro-interactively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Without adequate macro-mission-critical proactive research and development, systems are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will optimize the commonly-used term "B2C2B". cacan webrlog is the industry leader of strategic compelling, bleeding-edge data hygiene. 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We will amplify our capability to iterate without decrementing our capability to maximize. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? What does the term "synergistic, 24/7" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global branding and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think seamless. Think B2B2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. Think user-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of out-of-the-box metrics. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XForms. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, integrated game plan for handling new super-B2B bricks-and-clicks wireless, world-class, short-term convergence? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be user-centric? What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? If you deploy holistically, you may have to enable wirelessly. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral interfaces and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "technologies". Think mission-critical. Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The back-end, affiliate-based versioning factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene, you will lack TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that it is better to architect holistically than to visualize perfectly. We will benchmark the ability of technologies to streamline. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to utilize perfectly. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to scale dynamically. Think co-branded. Think proactive. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class, back-end. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for managing emerging killer, cutting-edge data hygiene reports? We will multiply our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to unleash. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Think reconfigurable. We will revalue our power to leverage without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to visualize virtually. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will reintermediate the term "scalable". What does the term "open-source returns-on-investment" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based, C2B2B C2C and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned channels, magnetic mindshare are forced to become wireless. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be transparent?