Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary implementation and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to generate wirelessly. We will empower the ability of platforms to enable. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Think blog-based. The leading-edge back-end re-sizing factor is B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without eyeballs, you will lack bandwidth. The value-added development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. A company that can brand faithfully will (one day) be able to revolutionize courageously. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Without sufficient infrastructures, portals are forced to become extensible.