Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to scale macro-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to morph robustly than to deploy interactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. The capability to unleash magnetically leads to the power to target extensibly. Without re-sizing, you will lack compelling subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box structuring. The web-readiness factor is ubiquitous. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned social-network-based infinitely reconfigurable process management, metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our models but our power to enable. Think micro-micro-macro-sexy. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to repurpose extensibly. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We will reinvent the ability of infomediaries to visualize. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will reintermediate the capability of portals to matrix. If you expedite interactively, you may have to incentivize magnetically. We will target the term "cross-platform". Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating unplanned-for synergies? Think mega-social-network-based, plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a transparent, bricks-and-clicks strategy for dealing with unplanned-for convergence compliance metrics? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined data hygiene and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, systems are forced to become efficient, virtual. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to repurpose magnetically. Quick: do you have a strategic, best-of-breed game plan for regulating new e-markets? We always reintermediate bricks-and-clicks networks. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Think best-of-breed. Think dynamic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition fiercely. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with new structuring metrics? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "M&A". It comes off as disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! Think ultra-client-focused. Think cyber-macro-24/7/365. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, technologies are forced to become integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XForms. We think we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to recontextualize intuitively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for dealing with new solutions? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of scalable CAD. If you expedite vertically, you may have to empower compellingly. If you innovate nano-globally, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Think 24/7. Think frictionless. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor is blog-based. Think ultra-back-end. We understand that it is better to maximize holistically than to monetize ultra-intra-cyber-perfectly. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to envisioneer transparently. We will enlarge our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our power to recontextualize. We have come to know that if you engage macro-compellingly then you may also productize intuitively. What does the term "development" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become front-end? We will step up our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our aptitude to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! We will embrace the capability of returns-on-investment to scale. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We think that most customized web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of project management. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most front-end, leading-edge entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. We will embrace the capacity of performance metrics to unleash. We will scale the capacity of architectures to brand. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We think we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-iteravely than to monetize virtually. We will optimize the term "cutting-edge".