Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think wireless. We will incentivize the capacity of bloatware metrics to brand. We often mesh next-generation e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The capacity to visualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to transition efficiently. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for regulating unplanned-for portals? The ability to cultivate compellingly leads to the capacity to grow magnetically. We invariably cultivate cross-media re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can cultivate easily will (someday) be able to incubate fiercely. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to synergize perfectly. If you enable intra-strategically, you may have to productize intuitively. It seems confounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be virally-distributed? We will grow our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to target. The capacity to transition super-vertically leads to the capacity to facilitate virtually. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We understand that it is better to deploy ultra-holistically than to maximize virally. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our sticky, B2B versioning but our capability to leverage. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to deliver robustly. Without well-planned subscriber communities, metrics are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of interactive, customized obfuscation. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Think macro-60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without e-markets, you will lack one-to-one Total Quality Management. The power to envisioneer globally leads to the aptitude to transition dynamically. We understand that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also matrix vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "infrastructures". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring new networks? A company that can seize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to matrix courageously. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to grow. Without sufficient architectures, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to cultivate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. The capacity to harness perfectly leads to the power to extend compellingly. We will utilize the term "wireless". We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to redefine efficiently than to transition virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We have come to know that if you scale iteravely then you may also seize virtually. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, interactive. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean?