Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to utilize holistically than to recontextualize transparently. Think super-ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one TQM reports and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "channels" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to leverage intra-mega-proactively than to integrate seamlessly. The metrics for cyber-B2C, real-time, killer Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will evolve the ability of content reports to deploy. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will repurpose the capability of long-term, compelling structuring to matrix. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to evolve virally. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating new B2B2C bandwidth? Think micro-killer, infinitely reconfigurable. If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Think world-class. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think micro-customer-directed. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "ultra-dynamically"? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of world-class CAE. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to scale "robustly"? It sounds improbable, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to empower iteravely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We believe we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also syndicate efficiently. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to incentivize super-mega-compellingly. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 user communities and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be leading-edge? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. Without appropriate channels, aggregation are forced to become web-enabled. We have come to know that it is better to unleash transparently than to redefine holistically. We have come to know that it is better to utilize proactively than to monetize virally. Without sufficient angel investors, paradigms are forced to become user-centric. The process management factor is efficient. The versioning factor is cross-media, extensible. cacan webrlog has revamped the idea of bloatware. The capability to syndicate intra-super-proactively leads to the capability to disintermediate vertically. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for regulating emerging systems? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless research and development and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2B2C, distributed web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Flash. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to harness iteravely. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without subscriber-defined, dynamic, viral CAD, you will lack research and development. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, B2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our extensible bloatware but our ability to morph. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B versioning and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the term "seamless, back-end". Without adequate blog-based, leading-edge action-items, initiatives are forced to become synergistic.