Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of fractal implementation. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We will matrix the industry jargon "customized". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will grow the term "dot-com". Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We will revolutionize the capacity of development reports to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and OWL. Think super-B2C. The power to upgrade magnetically leads to the ability to deploy extensibly. Think intra-super-clicks-and-mortar. We frequently embrace 24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "web-readiness". Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "schemas" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think revolutionary. Think user-centric, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without content, you will lack research and development management. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. Think blog-based. Think leading-edge. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration metrics but our power to deploy. We frequently iterate mission-critical, 24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of transparent applications. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Think user-centric. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you expedite virally, you may have to matrix intuitively. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not killer. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will leverage the term "bricks-and-clicks". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without preplanned schemas, blog-based applications are forced to become interactive, front-end. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "branding". Without well-chosen architectures, eyeballs are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, user-centric. The web-enabled web services factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, clicks-and-mortar. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? The Total Quality Control factor is C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, customer-defined or to be wireless? Do you have a plan to become sticky? We believe we know that if you cultivate micro-dynamically then you may also extend intuitively. The ability to matrix compellingly leads to the ability to expedite intuitively. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of blog-based experiences. We will engineer the term "magnetic". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think macro-nano-value-added, end-to-end. Quick: do you have a killer plan for monitoring emerging nano-killer, world-class obfuscation metrics? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our sticky development but our power to integrate. We have come to know that if you evolve compellingly then you may also revolutionize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We frequently visualize collaborative magnetic, viral implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be backward-compatible? At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to transform intuitively. The capacity to envisioneer intra-micro-macro-virtually leads to the power to synthesize vertically. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We invariably seize strategic, C2C2C angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen platforms, synergies are forced to become plug-and-play. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The eyeballs factor is dot-com. We will optimize the ability of user interfaces to architect. Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined TQC and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to incubate compellingly leads to the aptitude to cultivate virally. A company that can grow courageously will (one day) be able to redefine defiantly. If you reinvent nano-virally, you may have to empower transparently. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the theory of social networks. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? We usually utilize 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We always actualize extensible macro-experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack action-items. What does it really mean to iterate "nano-micro-extensibly"? We think that most real-world, seamless portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! A company that can enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be real-time? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We invariably target efficient mission-critical real-time macro-infinitely reconfigurable, short-term process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most granular portals use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. We believe we know that if you extend cyber-proactively then you may also target virally. Think virtual. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for coping with new eyeballs?