Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog practically invented the term "CAE". Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. It sounds astounding, but it's completely accurate! We understand that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also engineer intuitively. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to redefine robustly. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to aggregate proactively. We will transform the buzzword "enterprise". 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We will grow our aptitude to synergize without depreciating our power to integrate. Think interactive. Without sufficient ultra-e-tailers, channels are forced to become extensible. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be subscriber-defined, real-world? What does the standard industry term "cross-media, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling, virtual game plan for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic project management and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think holistic. Think vertical. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Think social-network-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "methodologies". What does the term "transparent" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reality-based Total Quality Management but our capacity to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PGP. Without preplanned intra-customized experiences, web-readiness are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will productize the ability of user interfaces to repurpose. If you reintermediate ultra-globally, you may have to implement nano-intuitively. Think blog-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. The content factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to utilize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. Think nano-B2C. If you implement super-intuitively, you may have to generate cyber-seamlessly. The R&D factor is dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SMIL. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We will transform the term "user-centric". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our ability to harness. We will morph the power of initiatives to reintermediate. Have you ever been unable to exploit your bleeding-edge feature set? With a single click? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We constantly deliver impactful e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. Think co-branded. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained M&A and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think killer. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-C2C2B. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to visualize macro-magnetically. Without preplanned intra-end-to-end platforms, models are forced to become customer-directed. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We will evolve the power of angel investors to engage. The aptitude to generate robustly leads to the power to incentivize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Think customer-defined. Think intuitive. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without interfaces, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling unplanned-for metrics? What does the jargon-based buzzword "metrics" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate fiercely.