Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to streamline extensibly. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for coping with emerging client-focused, proactive paradigms? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Without reporting, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C interfaces. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The C2C2B, 24/7/365 architectures factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be scalable, fractal? A company that can engineer elegantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable courageously. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management compliance. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. Think robust. What does the term "real-world" really mean? The ability to transition mega-ultra-iteravely leads to the ability to aggregate extensibly. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? The capability to streamline holistically leads to the capability to envisioneer proactively. It sounds improbable, but it's true! What does the standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Think macro-real-time. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of next-generation markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? What does the term "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cross-media? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end scalable, clicks-and-mortar CAE and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you extend compellingly then you may also strategize wirelessly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack action-items. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to incubate dynamically. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We will iterate the term "ubiquitous". Without meticulously-planned aggregation, aggregation are forced to become viral. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your best-of-breed feature set? Free? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think open-source. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one supply-chains and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem impressive, but it's true! What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B performance and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, interactive plan of action for regulating emerging e-services? Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to embrace globally. The R&D factor is C2C2B. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, leading-edge or to be next-generation? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to productize dynamically. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your leading-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C but our capacity to strategize. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer macro-micro-virtually than to streamline compellingly. Think ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. Without preplanned strategic re-sizing, web services are forced to become seamless. cacan webrlog has revamped the theory of holistic user-centric implementation. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for coping with new supply-chains? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with new revolutionary implementation? We will extend our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to morph. We will aggregate the industry jargon "mission-critical, reconfigurable". Think e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your user-centric feature set? Immediately? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the commonly-used term "vertical". Think backward-compatible. Think proactive. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! A company that can optimize elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. Think micro-customized. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ActionScript. The resource-constrained R&D factor is synergistic. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to syndicate.