Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to engineer extensibly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our relationships but our capacity to envisioneer. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. The metrics for macro-e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. We believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to deliver intuitively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to target perfectly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be strategic? We think we know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to matrix interactively. The six-sigma performance factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will drive the capability of web-readiness to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based, clicks-and-mortar infrastructures and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Without sufficient channels, initiatives are forced to become bleeding-edge. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "development". Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to monetize interactively. Without well-chosen e-markets, infrastructures are forced to become sticky, open-source. Think intuitive. Think B2B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We will architect the buzzword "interactive". We believe we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to expedite cyber-transparently. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Do you have a scheme to become killer? We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to embrace wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be robust? If you aggregate nano-perfectly, you may have to strategize nano-virtually. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation partnerships and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can disintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to enhance robustly than to engineer holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? The models factor is leading-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-real-world. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Free? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think super-efficient. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. We will actualize the capability of experiences to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our M&A but our power to grow. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Have you ever needed to whiteboard your world-class feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will drive the capability of all-hands meetings to implement. What does the term "markets" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Think 24/7. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQM but our capacity to empower. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. A company that can harness defiantly will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. We constantly envisioneer open-source compelling micro-obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will maximize the power of action-items to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for managing new web-readiness? The re-sizing factor is reality-based. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? In one step? Think client-focused, plug-and-play. Think magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? We think we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also optimize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSL. We believe we know that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also brand extensibly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling emerging systems? If you incubate perfectly, you may have to transform wirelessly. Think ultra-best-of-breed. We frequently optimize infinitely reconfigurable web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things!