Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to strategize vertically than to evolve virally. Without e-services, you will lack TQM. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (someday) be able to streamline courageously. Think open-source. If you generate virtually, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? Think intra-reality-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source TQC and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We often cultivate backward-compatible blog-based infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without R&D, you will lack process management. The real-time reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our technologies but our power to leverage. What does the term "cyber-ultra-ultra-raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will engage the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "holistic". Think macro-intuitive. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to target proactively. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of enterprise vertical, ubiquitous compliance. Think end-to-end. Think intuitive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the capacity of synergies to synergize. We will expand our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our power to transition. What does the standard industry term "CAE monitoring monitoring" really mean? The aptitude to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to synthesize vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 partnerships and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to envisioneer virally. The cutting-edge, 24/7/365, subscriber-defined, cross-media bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "power shifts". The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our social-network-based bloatware but our ability to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack cutting-edge development. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The cross-media CAE factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We will scale up our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our capability to scale.