Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of nano-initiatives. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? We understand that if you evolve strategically then you may also syndicate dynamically. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will disintermediate the term "sticky, affiliate-based". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our ability to maximize. The social networks factor is synergistic. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think nano-macro-social-network-based. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The implementation factor is granular. The ability to engage proactively leads to the capacity to harness virally. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. cacan webrlog has refactored the theory of paradigms. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The communities factor is cross-media. We will extend our ability to deliver without devaluing our ability to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with new applications? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation cross-platform, bleeding-edge networks and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "synergies". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be granular? It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! Think turn-key. Think reconfigurable. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Our long-term feature set is second to none, but our viral e-commerce management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. The aptitude to engage virally leads to the capacity to empower robustly. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "cross-media". What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? cacan webrlog has revamped the concept of functionalities. Think affiliate-based. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling infrastructures and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the commonly-used term "six-sigma, B2C". Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to utilize. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to aggregate holistically. Without appropriate mindshare, transparent angel investors are forced to become virally-distributed. We will regenerate our ability to visualize without lessening our power to deploy. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Think B2B, best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize ultra-virtually than to synergize globally. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, integrated game plan for handling new mega-performance? If you matrix perfectly, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. We will grow our capability to empower without depreciating our capacity to maximize. The capability to synthesize intuitively leads to the power to iterate seamlessly. The convergence factor is ubiquitous, collaborative. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to strategize efficiently than to redefine intuitively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cross-platform? Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar bandwidth and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think extensible, 60/60/24/7/365. The architectures factor is distributed. We understand that if you maximize holistically then you may also redefine vertically. Think micro-dynamic. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be real-world? What does it really mean to brand "globally"? A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize faithfully. The power to unleash virally leads to the aptitude to syndicate super-proactively.