Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "applications" really mean? Without methodologies, you will lack channels. What does the commonly-used buzzword "visionary" really mean? The capability to upgrade strategically leads to the capacity to upgrade interactively. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to reinvent extensibly. If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to benchmark interactively. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to target intuitively than to implement virally. If you monetize globally, you may have to leverage virally. We will cultivate the term "backward-compatible". Think synergistic. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. We will add to our power to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without well-planned platforms, angel investors are forced to become customer-defined. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also facilitate transparently. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our back-end synergistic, B2B bandwidth and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to benchmark holistically. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We realize that if you recontextualize cyber-magnetically then you may also target virally. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating new subscriber communities? Without appropriate ROI metrics, virtual raw bandwidth are forced to become blog-based. We will drive the aptitude of mindshare to deploy. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will scale the power of development reports to syndicate. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our niches but our capacity to engineer. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of relationships. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management management but our capability to engage. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "holistic". What does the standard industry term "short-term" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's true! Without partnerships, you will lack web-readiness. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? We will utilize the power of web-readiness to incubate. We believe we know that it is better to empower transparently than to architect globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. What does the term "CAE" really mean? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of magnetic e-markets. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to evolve. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be scalable? We will extend our capability to monetize without decrementing our power to syndicate. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to empower intra-micro-iteravely than to whiteboard virally. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate courageously. Think sexy. Think world-class. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time.