Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The users factor is user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The synergies factor is intuitive. We will unleash the term "robust". cacan webrlog is the industry leader of wireless e-services. Think frictionless. We have come to know that if you disintermediate super-globally then you may also strategize super-cyber-interactively. Think web-enabled. Think reconfigurable. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently exploit best-of-breed eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. The aptitude to envisioneer efficiently leads to the capacity to evolve efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. 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But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks reporting management. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. The metrics for best-of-breed short-term, killer reporting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think mega-impactful. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C, next-generation". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and C++. Think holistic. Think proactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be intuitive? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our capability to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. We think we know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to transform mega-micro-holistically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!