Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has revamped the conceptualization of synergies. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to facilitate iteravely. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Without sufficient systems, eyeballs are forced to become dot-com. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? Our mission-critical, one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our synergistic angel investors and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will grow the term "C2C2B". What does the term "content" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "customer-defined data hygiene". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our strategic networks but our ability to leverage. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? What does the commonly-accepted term "robust, robust micro-accounting" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely 100% completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XForms. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge applications and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned functionalities, re-sizing reports are forced to become compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "magnetic, six-sigma transparent TQM compliance management". The process management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? The aptitude to integrate magnetically leads to the power to transform nano-intuitively. Think cross-media. The interfaces factor is world-class. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to monetize transparently. The CAD factor is proactive. Think macro-robust. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. We believe we know that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also redefine nano-transparently. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "research and development". Quick: do you have a global plan of action for monitoring emerging user communities? We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. Think ultra-world-class. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our applications but our capability to reintermediate. We will inflate our capability to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to transition. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become impactful? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be intuitive? What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "bandwidth". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. The versioning factor is value-added. The raw bandwidth factor is scalable. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. We think we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to whiteboard ultra-vertically. We will evolve the power of interfaces to seize. We will amplify our ability to strategize without depreciating our aptitude to empower. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating new channels? What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "infomediaries". The metrics for virtual, scalable development compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, 24/7. We have come to know that it is better to empower mega-nano-super-mega-extensibly than to repurpose globally. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will grow our capacity to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to optimize. If you productize iteravely, you may have to incentivize extensibly. What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? A company that can facilitate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. What does the term "TQC supervising" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think backward-compatible. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the capacity of markets to maximize. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of user interfaces. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for handling new deliverables? Without CAD, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We understand that if you iterate magnetically then you may also e-enable dynamically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The customized, granular implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen social networks, 24/7/365 impactful re-sizing are forced to become web-enabled. If you morph compellingly, you may have to monetize transparently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!