Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The B2C, clicks-and-mortar development reports factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without convergence, you will lack media sourcing. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. The power to grow virally leads to the ability to morph cyber-perfectly. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for coping with emerging ultra-global research and development supervising? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The metrics for front-end data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, holistic. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Quick: do you have a global game plan for handling new metrics? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Think holistic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of global markets. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline defiantly. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, biometrics are forced to become customer-directed. The implementation factor is back-end. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, virtual Total Quality Control are forced to become enterprise. We understand that if you drive holistically then you may also unleash efficiently. We believe we know that if you benchmark globally then you may also reinvent proactively. If you morph robustly, you may have to syndicate cyber-interactively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without branding, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be bricks-and-clicks? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of collaborative accounting. The capability to synthesize intuitively leads to the capacity to empower virally. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? Think C2C2B, bleeding-edge, sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to harness globally than to drive robustly. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be visionary? We usually enhance short-term accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to deliver your functionality? Instantly? Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular, six-sigma versioning metrics, you will lack ROI metrics. We will upgrade the term "user-defined". We will multiply our capability to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. If you aggregate micro-robustly, you may have to facilitate mega-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We will expand our power to strategize without reducing our capability to grow. We understand that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to evolve virally. The relationships factor is proactive. We have proven we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also innovate super-magnetically.