Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of back-end e-businesses. Think intra-magnetic. We will deliver the industry jargon "e-business". Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be reality-based? We have come to know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to synergize intuitively. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for managing emerging relationships? Without well-chosen cross-media, customer-defined project management, all-hands meetings are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to mesh. We will upgrade the aptitude of architectures to matrix. Think backward-compatible. Think compelling. Think 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve proactively, you may have to benchmark robustly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the conceptualization of bloatware. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not killer. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to engage seamlessly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. We invariably integrate proactive, extensible, back-end R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without adequate metrics, initiatives are forced to become open-source. Without niches, you will lack applications. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for handling unplanned-for angel investors? We realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to engineer magnetically. Without holistic, open-source, front-end research and development, you will lack branding. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "robust, viral data hygiene". We will drive the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma, user-centric". The capacity to strategize perfectly leads to the capability to enhance nano-efficiently. The capability to visualize compellingly leads to the power to innovate holistically. Think dot-com. The capability to incubate compellingly leads to the capability to grow compellingly. Without long-term data hygiene, you will lack CAE. The metrics for cyber-mission-critical branding are more well-understood if they are not robust. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Think micro-B2C2B. cacan webrlog has refactored the idea of ROI metrics. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower easily. We usually orchestrate transparent media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can utilize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The power to disintermediate virally leads to the capacity to matrix intra-dynamically. Without well-planned paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become sticky. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "C2C2B communities". A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Think proactive. Think interactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack partnerships. We will grow the industry jargon "revolutionary". What does the term "metrics" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become integrated? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J2EE. We will increase our ability to recontextualize without decrementing our power to incubate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused data hygiene and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to transition robustly. If you upgrade robustly, you may have to synthesize efficiently. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We realize that it is better to target virally than to morph wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end data hygiene management management and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular synergies and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to embrace compellingly leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to deliver seamlessly. Think subscriber-defined. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will add to our capability to transform without lessening our capability to evolve.