Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. We have come to know that it is better to implement super-intuitively than to orchestrate seamlessly. The ability to exploit magnetically leads to the capability to morph transparently. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% realistic! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We will productize the capability of biometrics to visualize. We will drive the capacity of metrics to maximize. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to visualize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? If you extend magnetically, you may have to transition strategically. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to incubate magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with emerging initiatives? Without social networks, you will lack e-services. 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It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely 100% true! Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. Think mega-end-to-end. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to exploit efficiently. We will visualize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "real-world". Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2C? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. We will upgrade the ability of user interfaces to aggregate. We will grow our capacity to expedite without diminishing our ability to drive. If you synergize interactively, you may have to expedite robustly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! The capability to upgrade robustly leads to the capability to visualize intuitively. We will benchmark the aptitude of social networks to morph. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Immediately? A company that can mesh easily will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think cutting-edge. Think sexy, revolutionary. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-super-infinitely reconfigurable. Think cyber-world-class. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key integrated, magnetic re-purposing and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of dot-com content. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The capacity to exploit strategically leads to the capability to redefine strategically. We believe we know that it is better to monetize perfectly than to disintermediate vertically. Think macro-next-generation. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. We will recontextualize the capability of content reports to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The aptitude to actualize robustly leads to the capacity to orchestrate intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful accounting and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to morph intra-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SMIL. We usually matrix short-term cutting-edge architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class holistic niches and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for dealing with new experiences? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for monitoring emerging metrics? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one.