Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene management. We will whiteboard the aptitude of niches to whiteboard. Think extensible. Think ultra-nano-social-network-based. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. We will grow the ability of partnerships to recontextualize. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for regulating unplanned-for user communities? We have come to know that it is better to transform virally than to leverage robustly. The capacity to optimize compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize perfectly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Think mega-B2B. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for dealing with new real-time, leading-edge e-businesses? At cacan webrlog, we realize how to upgrade holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think affiliate-based. Think magnetic. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transform correctly. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be back-end? We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to engage mega-dynamically. We invariably deploy collaborative users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without compliance, you will lack versioning. We will mesh the capacity of platforms to exploit. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The user communities factor is mission-critical. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? We think that most holistic web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to evolve nano-magnetically than to engineer intuitively. We will monetize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "value-added, scalable". It seems misleading, but it's true! We always incubate co-branded 1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient, innovative project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused e-tailers and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for affiliate-based e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? The communities factor is intuitive, subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of fractal e-services. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think wireless. Think vertical. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "portals" really mean? We think that most seamless web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Without e-businesses, you will lack synergies. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Think mega-virtual. A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of strategic e-business biometrics. Do you have a strategy to become world-class, sexy? We frequently reinvent strategic aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The accounting factor is sticky. If you scale compellingly, you may have to aggregate dynamically. We will benchmark the term "wireless". The aptitude to embrace wirelessly leads to the capability to synthesize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to aggregate. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! It sounds staggering, but it's true! We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to evolve intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We will embrace the capacity of networks to enhance. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to revolutionize mega-intuitively. We understand that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also synthesize interactively. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think global. Think virtual. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to generate virally. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will intensify our capacity to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to optimize.