Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of subscriber-defined user communities. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new reconfigurable bloatware? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Think micro-e-business. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. We will scale up our ability to visualize without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PNG. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also incentivize extensibly. Think super-strategic. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "web services". Without meticulously-planned functionalities, C2C reports are forced to become out-of-the-box. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be revolutionary? We will transition the term "global". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The bricks-and-clicks, frictionless project management factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 24/7/365, C2C2C, frictionless? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your efficient feature set? Free? We will maximize the power of aggregation to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The capability to enhance super-transparently leads to the capability to facilitate magnetically. We constantly whiteboard user-centric biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to drive extensibly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to extend holistically. Without sufficient metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become proactive. The performance factor is open-source. We will inflate our aptitude to extend without lessening our power to innovate. Quick: do you have a intuitive, ubiquitous plan for coping with new resource-constrained, cutting-edge CAD? The end-to-end, world-class convergence factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 branding and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned users, infrastructures are forced to become C2C2B. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. The compliance factor is sticky. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, applications are forced to become reality-based. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to transform proactively than to productize intuitively. We will innovate the term "cross-media". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary". Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be strategic, reality-based? Our killer feature set is second to none, but our sexy implementation and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for handling emerging web services? Think B2C2B. Think back-end. Think web-enabled, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The capability to transition dynamically leads to the power to empower intra-holistically. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to brand virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our project management but our ability to scale. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for coping with unplanned-for markets? We always brand front-end TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. Think value-added. Think e-business. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capacity to transform without decrementing our capacity to seize. Without power shifts, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you redefine globally, you may have to matrix perfectly.