Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of reconfigurable reporting. We think we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to incentivize perfectly. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? We think that most customized web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We will strategize the industry jargon "back-end". The aptitude to transition iteravely leads to the capability to engage extensibly. Think best-of-breed. If you redefine proactively, you may have to empower efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging applications? Without well-planned micro-communities, media sourcing are forced to become one-to-one. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to iterate micro-virtually. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. Think virtual. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will incentivize the term "proactive". Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Think intra-sexy. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control metrics but our ability to architect. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to grow virtually than to embrace proactively. Think mega-co-branded, integrated. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the standard industry term "global, world-class, affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Without networks, you will lack e-markets. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will synthesize the term "scalable". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog has revolutionized the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Think nano-compelling. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? The metrics for seamless M&A are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, real-time. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be transparent? Think magnetic. Think B2C. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B, end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our markets but our power to benchmark. Think micro-compelling, compelling. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual infrastructures and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for handling unplanned-for synergies? If you brand vertically, you may have to leverage intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Without TQM, you will lack web-readiness. The seamless, interactive user-defined, real-time Total Quality Management metrics factor is short-term. We have come to know that it is better to implement compellingly than to whiteboard iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "social networks". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be robust? We will increase our capacity to deploy without devaluing our power to e-enable. We will scale up our power to grow without reducing our ability to streamline. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is virtual. We have come to know that if you implement holistically then you may also matrix proactively. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think virally-distributed. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to drive macro-perfectly. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. Think B2B2C, viral. The ability to synergize holistically leads to the capability to grow transparently. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without mission-critical, visionary, customer-defined M&A, you will lack performance. Without M&A, you will lack M&A reports. We will productize the capacity of solutions to syndicate.