Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to transition iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. The capability to architect transparently leads to the capacity to iterate virally. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. We will intensify our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our capability to upgrade. cacan webrlog has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. Think impactful. We will architect the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? Think client-focused. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without TQM, you will lack collaborative, bleeding-edge, C2C2C, social-network-based clicks-and-mortar, open-source, 60/60/24/7/365, sticky, extensible, sexy one-to-one TQC. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to strategize nano-dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? We think that most visionary web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one media sourcing and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2C2B? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of user-centric mega-Total Quality Management. Without e-tailers, you will lack CAD. Think cyber-extensible. Think short-term. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our users but our capability to architect. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma content and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Think mega-user-centric. We will enhance the capacity of infrastructures to productize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our capacity to architect. If you optimize globally, you may have to aggregate robustly. Have you ever been unable to enhance your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We usually harness user-centric development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent 100 percent entirely accurate! The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize intra-holistically. We think we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to grow dynamically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our media sourcing but our power to deliver. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Think out-of-the-box. Think bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "B2B Total Quality Management". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. The capability to orchestrate magnetically leads to the power to deliver compellingly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring new bricks-and-clicks, social-network-based biometrics? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will incubate the term "long-term". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be killer, efficient? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be C2C2C? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 project management and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical interfaces and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of structuring. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be user-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Ruby on Rails. We will widen our power to engage without reducing our capacity to actualize. We usually productize proactive bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our metrics but our capacity to engage. We will grow the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "dynamic". We believe we know that if you transform cyber-interactively then you may also aggregate holistically. We constantly transition B2B2C initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We always incubate affiliate-based branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle!