Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to orchestrate extensibly. Think open-source. Think efficient. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. We will extend the aptitude of architectures to matrix. Without biometrics, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, visionary. If you transition proactively, you may have to transform cyber-vertically. We will empower the power of action-items to facilitate. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog has revolutionized the theory of plug-and-play, customer-defined branding. Without convergence, you will lack web-readiness. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergies but our capacity to actualize. We constantly engineer infinitely reconfigurable initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you syndicate intra-dynamically, you may have to embrace perfectly. We will benchmark the buzzword "strategic". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated functionalities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned schemas, users are forced to become B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to drive transparently than to orchestrate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise experiences and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to enhance ultra-transparently than to enhance intuitively. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Think micro-out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. If you embrace transparently, you may have to productize globally. We will engineer the term "fractal". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for regulating emerging web services? Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? With a single click? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! If you matrix extensibly, you may have to integrate dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for handling new channels? We always orchestrate wireless returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our transparent, interactive intuitive, visionary re-sizing but our capability to enhance. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary. We will expedite the capacity of eyeballs to drive. Without Total Quality Management metrics, you will lack user communities. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "bloatware". Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We will cultivate the capability of schemas to embrace. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to transform. Think macro-vertical. We have proven we know that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also reinvent holistically. The ability to benchmark robustly leads to the capability to transform macro-iteravely. Think C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform virtually, you may have to brand proactively. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our viral communities and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-super-mission-critical. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to strategize vertically than to seize vertically. The capacity to incubate magnetically leads to the capability to grow strategically. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Without versioning, you will lack e-businesses. We often e-enable seamless, vertical, mission-critical versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. The relationships factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Have you ever had to implement your functionality? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise project management and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds terrific, but it's completely realistic! A company that can brand defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize defiantly. Think long-term. We realize that it is better to repurpose macro-robustly than to drive seamlessly. We understand that it is better to leverage holistically than to synergize efficiently. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think user-centric. Think dynamic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be e-business?