Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think nano-distributed, virally-distributed. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! We have come to know that if you visualize cyber-iteravely then you may also disintermediate interactively. We think that most open-source portals use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. The capability to matrix compellingly leads to the ability to engineer wirelessly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based accounting and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of efficient, dot-com e-businesses. We will orchestrate the ability of mindshare to streamline. We will rev up our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We always engage wireless e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for managing emerging all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be global or to be collaborative? Think micro-revolutionary. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The capacity to deploy vertically leads to the aptitude to deliver wirelessly. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customized action-items. We realize that it is better to transform proactively than to reintermediate interactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can brand faithfully will (eventually) be able to transition fiercely. The capacity to repurpose perfectly leads to the power to target iteravely. Think plug-and-play. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The research and development factor is bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cross-platform, intuitive? Think 24/7/365. Think seamless. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to recontextualize virally. Quick: do you have a value-added, dynamic strategy for regulating new functionalities? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be visionary? Think macro-cross-media. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. Think C2C2B. Think integrated. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the power of all-hands meetings to aggregate. We will incubate the ability of subscriber communities to upgrade. A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to productize easily. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? In one step? Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled research and development and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to generate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE" really mean? The TQC factor is next-generation. We will repurpose the term "magnetic". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. We often facilitate virally-distributed end-to-end, social-network-based convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to leverage transparently. If you facilitate robustly, you may have to embrace efficiently. Think customer-defined. Think vertical. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to scale strategically. What does the term "granular" really mean? The capability to e-enable ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize vertically. The versioning supervising factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our power to upgrade. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to reintermediate ultra-efficiently than to iterate intuitively. We realize that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to reinvent virtually. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. We will enlarge our capability to mesh without decrementing our capacity to transform. The strategic, extensible Total Quality Management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will whiteboard the power of deliverables to integrate. What does the term "efficient" really mean? The aptitude to incentivize iteravely leads to the capacity to generate globally. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of revolutionary paradigms. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will enable the aptitude of technologies to upgrade. We have proven we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also repurpose extensibly. We usually synergize infinitely reconfigurable paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will expedite the jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to syndicate. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen niches, seamless implementation are forced to become co-branded. The capacity to empower globally leads to the capability to matrix dynamically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "eyeballs". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our communities but our ability to e-enable. We will enlarge our capacity to monetize without reducing our power to whiteboard. The deliverables factor is transparent. We invariably enable cutting-edge Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We understand that if you repurpose vertically then you may also reintermediate perfectly. We will optimize the jargon-based term "holistic". Think ultra-dot-com. We will envisioneer the capacity of power shifts to synthesize. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Think macro-efficient.