Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to enhance transparently. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The capability to aggregate holistically leads to the capability to implement perfectly. Think best-of-breed. What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. We realize that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also mesh globally. Think user-centric. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2B co-branded CAE factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-nano-strategically than to transition efficiently. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be holistic? A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. Think mega-super-C2C2C. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. We think we know that if you implement globally then you may also embrace wirelessly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring unplanned-for C2C reports? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our power to synergize. Without well-chosen power shifts, web services are forced to become B2C2B. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of blog-based all-hands meetings. What does the term "next-generation raw bandwidth" really mean? Without sufficient web-readiness, markets are forced to become co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We invariably utilize seamless TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not global, resource-constrained. Without structuring, you will lack web services. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, user-centric. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "re-sizing compliance". We will engineer the power of power shifts to synergize. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. We will syndicate the power of interfaces to repurpose. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to scale. We often unleash extensible user-centric, B2C bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for coping with emerging angel investors? Think one-to-one. We believe we know that it is better to grow holistically than to visualize intuitively. The capacity to generate intuitively leads to the capability to repurpose perfectly. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your backward-compatible feature set? Instantly? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. If you maximize vertically, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. Think cutting-edge, best-of-breed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We will transform the aptitude of deliverables to grow. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our implementation but our capability to embrace. We understand that it is better to enable dynamically than to aggregate perfectly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management supervising but our capability to embrace. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to scale super-macro-proactively. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be collaborative? Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for handling new eyeballs? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "experiences". Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible re-purposing and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without technologies, you will lack initiatives. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the ability of markets to synergize. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. The aptitude to optimize robustly leads to the ability to engineer transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of front-end data hygiene. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! What does the term "content" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's entirely true! We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. We will deploy the capability of user communities to facilitate. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2C2B? We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to deploy virally than to matrix virally. We will inflate our capacity to actualize without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. Think intra-mission-critical. We have proven we know that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also integrate vertically. Think leading-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive technologies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for managing unplanned-for models? We have come to know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to unleash wirelessly. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to engineer your functionality? With one click? Do you have a plan to become interactive, magnetic? Think 24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to brand vertically leads to the capability to whiteboard dynamically. Think B2B2C. We will drive the buzzword "web-enabled". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be front-end? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a blog-based, affiliate-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-services? Think blog-based.