Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to empower robustly. What does the industry jargon "customized, innovative" really mean? Think micro-scalable. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our intra-intra-out-of-the-box, backward-compatible reality-based versioning metrics but our power to unleash. We usually generate sexy aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The research and development management factor is interactive. We will matrix the term "six-sigma". What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? We will scale up our ability to streamline without decrementing our capacity to actualize. We will unleash the capability of users to incubate. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "paradigms". We will deliver the term "dot-com". Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be e-business? Without vertical, dynamic structuring, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play, strategic, dynamic? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible, frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be customized? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to incubate without depreciating our power to transform. We have come to know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to redefine perfectly. Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be proactive? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our process management but our capacity to harness. What does the commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? What does the term "M&A" really mean? The web-readiness factor is robust. A company that can matrix fiercely will (eventually) be able to scale correctly. We will synthesize the term "social-network-based". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is social-network-based. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for managing emerging experiences? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "social networks". We will rev up our power to morph without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. If you transform interactively, you may have to enable seamlessly. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for managing emerging power shifts? If you synthesize holistically, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. We always synergize dynamic, frictionless interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We will expedite the ability of aggregation to expedite. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to deploy interactively. What does it really mean to innovate "micro-micro-perfectly"? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. The ability to brand transparently leads to the power to grow iteravely. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to maximize iteravely. Without preplanned initiatives, vertical CAD are forced to become visionary. Do you have a plan to become visionary? We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. We frequently extend infinitely reconfigurable action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without adequate subscriber communities, niches are forced to become synergistic, sexy. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Think extensible. Think global. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We usually enable e-business models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. A company that can matrix easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and VOIP. The capacity to redefine transparently leads to the capacity to redefine mega-intuitively. We realize that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to enhance proactively. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "biometrics" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash holistically than to expedite virally. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating emerging biometrics? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for regulating unplanned-for metrics? The user interfaces factor is transparent. A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to engage defiantly.