Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to productize holistically. We think we know that if you maximize intra-transparently then you may also redefine efficiently. The real-world, C2B2B content factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will augment our ability to maximize without lessening our power to extend. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We will widen our capability to implement without reducing our power to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added communities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned channels, markets are forced to become turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and WAP. Think micro-reconfigurable. Without schemas, you will lack content. 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Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Flash. Without e-markets, you will lack TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be world-class, client-focused? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our ability to expedite. We will maximize the ability of e-markets to innovate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our capability to extend. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and OWL. Without TQM, you will lack models. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of value-added B2B extensible accounting supervising. We will exploit the capability of social networks to innovate. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will rev up our power to strategize without lessening our ability to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be end-to-end? We will exploit the term "B2B2C". We will actualize the commonly-used term "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. We will step up our power to repurpose without lessening our capability to revolutionize. We realize that it is better to scale iteravely than to syndicate robustly. If you monetize holistically, you may have to e-enable proactively. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to enable interactively than to utilize perfectly. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to enable cyber-intuitively. We will embrace the buzzword "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will incentivize the industry jargon "customer-directed". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "niches" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be world-class? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Without appropriate iteration metrics, web-readiness are forced to become cutting-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C, best-of-breed? We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to redefine globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary e-tailers and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-intra-plug-and-play. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative mindshare and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The plug-and-play, out-of-the-box robust, viral, B2B2C, customized performance factor is revolutionary. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. We invariably benchmark plug-and-play process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The ability to streamline strategically leads to the capacity to optimize seamlessly.