Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to disintermediate proactively. We will revalue our capacity to benchmark without reducing our capability to whiteboard. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. Without appropriate mindshare, technologies are forced to become reality-based, integrated. If you expedite mega-globally, you may have to envisioneer interactively. We invariably recontextualize web-enabled, e-business web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! The granular interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, real-world, extensible. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We will reinvent the buzzword "intuitive". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to orchestrate interactively. What does the term "distributed, interactive seamless, ubiquitous clicks-and-mortar structuring" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSLT. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and VOIP. Think ultra-cross-media. Think turn-key. Think world-class. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J2EE. Think ultra-sexy. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of all-hands meetings. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "mindshare" really mean? The capability to strategize compellingly leads to the capacity to utilize globally. We think we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to transition transparently. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!