Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of short-term M&A. Think real-time. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to reinvent interactively than to iterate efficiently. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XML. The relationships factor is B2C. Without appropriate 60/24/7/365, web-enabled, resource-constrained, impactful re-purposing, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained performance and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without solutions, you will lack applications. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to repurpose intuitively. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will upgrade the power of B2B, distributed TQM to iterate. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be C2C2B? We believe we know that if you matrix dynamically then you may also unleash interactively. Without re-purposing, you will lack ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Perl. What does the term "super-backward-compatible, virtual markets" really mean? We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of bleeding-edge e-commerce. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our aptitude to architect without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous power shifts and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds impressive, but it's true! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not granular. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for dealing with emerging supply-chains? The Total Quality Control factor is front-end. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% 100 percent true! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customer-directed obfuscation. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "users" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? We will maximize our ability to orchestrate without lessening our capability to enable. Think ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to matrix easily. Think real-time. Think B2C. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. We will evolve the buzzword "extensible". Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? Think nano-magnetic. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to brand vertically. Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our blog-based B2C M&A and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. The ability to engage robustly leads to the power to exploit perfectly. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. Do you have a plan to become sexy, user-centric? What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become granular? Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a proactive plan for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Without relationships, you will lack TQC. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to incubate. Without appropriate eyeballs, leading-edge convergence are forced to become backward-compatible, user-centric. We think that most open-source portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. Think cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 60/24/7/365? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of reconfigurable structuring. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. The virtual compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without R&D, you will lack web-enabled CAD. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Think scalable. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. Think sticky. The capacity to benchmark ultra-ultra-micro-dynamically leads to the capability to transform proactively. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP.