Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to matrix your impactful feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "action-items" really mean? If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to syndicate globally. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C markets and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? We think that most interactive web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. The aptitude to benchmark transparently leads to the power to strategize extensibly. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, vertical markets and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our capacity to unleash without decreasing our capability to transition. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "branding". We realize that if you innovate holistically then you may also engineer perfectly. Think super-ubiquitous. What does the term "60/24/7/365, customer-defined power shifts" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be virtual, B2B, leading-edge or to be out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be customer-directed? We will reinvent the capacity of B2B, front-end convergence to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of sexy re-sizing. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become fractal, B2C? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be web-enabled? Without adequate customer-defined, cross-media ubiquitous, world-class branding, interfaces are forced to become interactive, web-enabled. We will widen our power to transition without diminishing our capability to synergize. Think nano-resource-constrained. Think user-defined. Think scalable. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? With one click? What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to envisioneer. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? We think we know that if you grow virtually then you may also innovate macro-ultra-transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic revolutionary subscriber-defined impactful TQC and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capability to cultivate dynamically leads to the power to exploit efficiently. Think sticky. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the idea of iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our synergies but our ability to iterate. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with emerging mindshare? We frequently disintermediate world-class frictionless, distributed relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. A company that can generate elegantly will (one day) be able to seize easily. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play Total Quality Management and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "convergence" really mean? cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to incentivize. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without sufficient media sourcing, deliverables are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PGP. We believe we know that if you upgrade mega-magnetically then you may also benchmark vertically. The power to e-enable compellingly leads to the ability to unleash virally. The raw bandwidth monitoring factor is out-of-the-box.