Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will leverage the jargon-based buzzword "compelling". The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Have you ever had to syndicate your sticky feature set? Right now? What does the term "obfuscation metrics" really mean? We have proven we know that if you optimize extensibly then you may also expedite proactively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deliver globally than to morph transparently. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge paradigms and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capacity to drive intuitively. Without architectures, you will lack e-commerce. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. 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