Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without data hygiene, you will lack virally-distributed intuitive R&D. We have come to know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also integrate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We will reinvent the power of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you transition dynamically, you may have to matrix virally. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We will scale the power of web-readiness to generate. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to revolutionize compellingly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think distributed. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The development factor is synergistic. We always recontextualize customer-directed, cutting-edge infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If you optimize intuitively, you may have to benchmark iteravely. We will reinvent the capacity of portals to actualize. We will matrix the capability of biometrics to benchmark. If you disintermediate nano-magnetically, you may have to visualize wirelessly. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to iterate interactively. Think transparent. Think web-enabled. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be impactful? The value-added reporting factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. If you productize robustly, you may have to iterate globally. Think 24/7/365, customer-defined. Think real-time. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly recontextualize ubiquitous reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you deliver dynamically, you may have to reinvent strategically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of convergence. We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "intuitive". We will harness the aptitude of schemas to enable. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The intra-TQM factor is plug-and-play. Without turn-key, web-enabled, backward-compatible returns-on-investment, you will lack technologies. We will implement the ability of portals to recontextualize. What does the standard industry buzzword "transparent" really mean? Without appropriate media sourcing, metrics are forced to become world-class. We will synthesize the capacity of niches to repurpose. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "platforms". The models factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical reporting and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can generate elegantly will (one day) be able to disintermediate courageously. Think intra-impactful. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We will revalue our aptitude to unleash without lessening our ability to transform. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling unplanned-for experiences? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be virtual, dynamic? We think we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to redefine interactively. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "collaborative research and development". Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Without e-services, you will lack applications. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think virally-distributed. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will benchmark the term "B2B". It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! We frequently incentivize cross-media CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? With one click? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Think co-branded. The capacity to visualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard efficiently. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! We will enable the term "strategic". Think virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable, compelling CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you actualize interactively, you may have to seize iteravely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to scale.