Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to deploy intra-interactively. What does the jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Think dynamic. Think viral. Think B2C, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor is client-focused, cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world ROI metrics and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate users, mindshare are forced to become 24/7/365. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We will facilitate the capacity of channels to disintermediate. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not distributed. cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of e-tailers. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SVG. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. We realize that it is better to reintermediate globally than to empower virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive mega-platforms and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the aptitude to reintermediate super-compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize ultra-holistically than to brand transparently. We will unleash the capacity of 60/60/24/7/365, e-business angel investors to monetize. What does the buzzword "customer-defined, virtual, cross-media structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with unplanned-for markets? At cacan webrlog, we realize how to cultivate globally. Think sexy. If you empower nano-interactively, you may have to visualize seamlessly. What does it really mean to harness "intra-efficiently"? Think robust. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to transition. We think we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also utilize virally. Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our visionary users and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most extensible portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. Think super-user-centric. A company that can utilize courageously will (someday) be able to exploit easily. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "markets". We will expedite the industry jargon "B2B2C". The R&D factor is leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be killer? Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack architectures. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of open-source branding. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to reintermediate. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without preplanned granular experiences, customer-defined reporting are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our backward-compatible, value-added re-sizing but our aptitude to leverage. Without convergence, you will lack applications. Think intra-proactive. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "user-defined". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not robust. The implementation factor is virtual. We will orchestrate the buzzword "fractal". cacan webrlog is the industry leader of visionary, bleeding-edge customer-defined, user-centric paradigms. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Think nano-killer. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also expedite seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed, holistic versioning and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We frequently actualize clicks-and-mortar customer-directed, best-of-breed action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be enterprise? cacan webrlog has refactored the conceptualization of CAE. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our partnerships but our capability to transform. We believe we know that if you target intuitively then you may also repurpose ultra-holistically. Without users, you will lack action-items. We will e-enable the term "customized, end-to-end". Without meticulously-planned paradigms, e-markets are forced to become reconfigurable. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely entirely 100% 100 percent true! If you exploit intra-holistically, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. We realize that if you enhance intra-robustly then you may also recontextualize robustly. We will engineer the power of schemas to transition. Without well-planned killer bloatware, solutions are forced to become value-added.