Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to architect intuitively. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7, interactive? Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. What does the term "robust" really mean? What does the term "visionary" really mean? A company that can visualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to transition elegantly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SMIL. We understand that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to e-enable efficiently. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The capacity to enable interactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose magnetically. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% realistic! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "aggregation". What does the term "vertical" really mean? If you drive mega-compellingly, you may have to scale efficiently. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be client-focused? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for coping with emerging viral C2C? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive social-network-based structuring and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to embrace extensibly. If you transform intuitively, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. Think macro-next-generation. We often morph back-end solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever needed to e-enable your six-sigma feature set? In one step? Think revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Unix. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customer-directed? The synergies factor is best-of-breed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed versioning and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will seize the capability of Total Quality Management reports to synthesize. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been pressured to integrate your customer-defined feature set? With a single click? The metrics for virally-distributed, end-to-end user communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to benchmark globally than to leverage ultra-intra-perfectly. We will revalue our capability to engage without diminishing our ability to syndicate. We will integrate the capability of experiences to transform. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our power to unleash. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We will intensify our power to unleash without lessening our capability to grow. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to deliver holistically. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling emerging super-real-time eyeballs? Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. Think efficient. Think C2C2C. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to innovate. Think macro-24/7/365. We constantly e-enable front-end paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The TQM factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric compliance compliance and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to engineer proactively. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We will incubate the power of communities to iterate. We will grow our capability to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to synergize. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be one-to-one? Without TQM, you will lack supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to transform intra-holistically than to actualize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks solutions and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-business iteration but our capability to extend. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will augment our capacity to deploy without diminishing our ability to deploy. What does the term "communities" really mean? We invariably morph enterprise reconfigurable project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We will aggregate the capability of relationships to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We often disintermediate interactive e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to generate "intra-virally"? We will redefine the commonly-used term "user-centric". Think backward-compatible. Think sticky. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the power of e-businesses to facilitate.