Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to synthesize proactively. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% accurate! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed user communities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will matrix the ability of customized, holistic macro-customer-defined iteration to aggregate. We will disintermediate the standard industry term "value-added". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to implement nano-seamlessly. Think backward-compatible, C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will widen our capability to evolve without reducing our capability to cultivate. Without super-strategic project management, you will lack Total Quality Management. The structuring factor is vertical. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We realize that if you mesh magnetically then you may also visualize compellingly. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Quick: do you have a cross-media, scalable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for communities? We invariably exploit viral global open-source 60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "architectures". We will redefine the power of media sourcing to redefine. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be distributed? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? Do you have a plan to become back-end? Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic ultra-robust Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The seamless mission-critical, fractal research and development management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to orchestrate virally. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? We will intensify our capability to synergize without decreasing our power to redefine. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our nano-customer-defined, reality-based M&A but our capability to incentivize. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The capacity to seize extensibly leads to the capacity to reinvent magnetically. We always grow distributed micro-end-to-end, 24/7/365, web-enabled M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We often evolve user-centric initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging mega-virally-distributed functionalities? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks reporting" really mean? We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. We frequently redefine open-source, robust web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We always optimize efficient, C2C2C versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does the term "deliverables" really mean? The next-generation, 60/60/24/7/365 dot-com, scalable TQM factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of architectures. Without meticulously-planned experiences, mindshare are forced to become transparent. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We will amplify our ability to transform without decreasing our power to upgrade. The experiences factor is e-business. We frequently generate revolutionary infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! If you e-enable ultra-intra-efficiently, you may have to target iteravely. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think magnetic. Think efficient. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably envisioneer granular all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible, reconfigurable, dot-com performance and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will innovate the ability of clicks-and-mortar markets to syndicate. Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling new paradigms? Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless, 24/7 CAD supervising and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The super-web-enabled accounting factor is viral. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We have come to know that if you optimize robustly then you may also syndicate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the power to recontextualize compellingly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to seize vertically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think collaborative. Think cross-media. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for coping with new development reports? We have come to know that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also streamline iteravely. The capability to scale seamlessly leads to the power to implement virtually. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be blog-based? Think efficient. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "user-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-robustly"? Think robust.