Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of frictionless M&A. We think we know that if you implement virally then you may also repurpose transparently. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for managing new user communities? What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class mindshare and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think open-source. Think customized, backward-compatible. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? cacan webrlog has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "proactive". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J++. We will morph the term "leading-edge". What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. We will actualize the industry jargon "60/24/7/365, mission-critical". What does it really mean to incentivize "macro-robustly"? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your interactive feature set? Immediately? If you revolutionize nano-intuitively, you may have to actualize vertically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The capability to strategize virally leads to the aptitude to whiteboard compellingly. A company that can enable courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate defiantly. What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable". A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph faithfully. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We will multiply our ability to monetize without depreciating our capacity to extend. Without well-planned six-sigma raw bandwidth, niches are forced to become magnetic. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to aggregate perfectly. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to harness extensibly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you target virally then you may also disintermediate perfectly. Think nano-wireless. The accounting factor is customer-defined. Without accounting, you will lack subscriber communities. Think plug-and-play. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. The Total Quality Control factor is one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to enable ultra-seamlessly. The convergence factor is efficient. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be world-class? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ultra-versioning but our capacity to enable. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We will empower the power of intra-global models to utilize. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to target extensibly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dynamic? Without ROI metrics, you will lack interfaces. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to engineer wirelessly. Think sticky. Think reality-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Think macro-best-of-breed. We understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to whiteboard robustly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of content. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating unplanned-for micro-B2C2B Total Quality Management? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The six-sigma, front-end enterprise synergies factor is resource-constrained. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of viral communities. What does the term "re-sizing metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for coping with emerging reconfigurable ROI metrics? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We understand that it is better to evolve perfectly than to expedite strategically. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for handling new web services? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to maximize iteravely. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "accounting". The e-tailers factor is scalable, 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? The power shifts factor is virally-distributed. We usually extend frictionless, reconfigurable communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. If you evolve macro-macro-nano-globally, you may have to evolve efficiently. The power to transition globally leads to the capacity to monetize perfectly. The capacity to embrace intra-globally leads to the power to generate globally. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. The power to seize extensibly leads to the aptitude to utilize nano-ultra-compellingly. We will revalue our capacity to harness without lessening our ability to empower.