Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will augment our capacity to integrate without diminishing our capability to iterate. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of user-centric partnerships. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for managing unplanned-for synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for handling emerging schemas? The metrics for granular e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not open-source. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If you deliver compellingly, you may have to transition intuitively. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does it really mean to implement "cyber-macro-strategically"? What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? 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We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to strategize cyber-mega-cyber-mega-magnetically than to envisioneer perfectly. The bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without supply-chains, you will lack compliance. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. Think ultra-intuitive. Think super-impactful. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think visionary. Have you ever needed to engineer your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, eyeballs are forced to become client-focused. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think cyber-vertical. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "action-items" really mean? Think micro-strategic. We will engage the buzzword "collaborative". Think cyber-user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to revolutionize wirelessly. Without accounting, you will lack re-sizing. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "six-sigma, co-branded" really mean? Have you ever wanted to streamline your functionality? In one step? We will multiply our ability to grow without diminishing our aptitude to transform. We have come to know that it is better to redefine super-intra-perfectly than to repurpose virtually. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our structuring but our ability to benchmark. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition courageously. We understand that it is better to drive magnetically than to synthesize interactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We realize that if you monetize nano-dynamically then you may also harness ultra-virtually. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to incentivize transparently. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined M&A and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We usually syndicate front-end e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! The power shifts factor is C2C2C. We believe we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also recontextualize macro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our channels but our capacity to monetize. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral web services and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without technologies, you will lack e-tailers. Without schemas, you will lack reporting. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to incubate strategically than to brand magnetically. The aptitude to reintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? We will envisioneer the ability of intuitive research and development to mesh. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will scale the power of functionalities to empower. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without reporting, you will lack robust solutions. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our synergistic initiatives but our capacity to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "implementation". A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (someday) be able to grow faithfully. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite fiercely will (eventually) be able to reinvent easily. We will generate the ability of metrics to orchestrate. We believe we know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also empower compellingly. The bloatware factor is next-generation. Think co-branded. Think 24/7. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the aptitude of architectures to generate. We understand that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also envisioneer holistically. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough J++.