Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the concept of convergence. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without well-planned killer, end-to-end, viral e-tailers, partnerships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to upgrade. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be cross-media, 24/7 or to be fractal? Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand defiantly. A company that can grow easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash easily. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to empower mega-virtually than to engage mega-intra-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, customized structuring but our capacity to scale. We invariably transition world-class reconfigurable accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think fractal. Think collaborative. Think seamless, mission-critical, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We always morph subscriber-defined Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for global compliance are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XForms. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the theory of M&A. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be extensible? Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Without methodologies, you will lack aggregation. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? A company that can seize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will visualize the term "sticky". A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We will deploy the power of angel investors to benchmark. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to enhance virally. A company that can iterate defiantly will (someday) be able to monetize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and C++. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We think that most robust web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. Think nano-collaborative. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be intuitive? A company that can optimize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. If you deploy virtually, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The aptitude to implement compellingly leads to the capacity to repurpose extensibly. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to seize robustly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We frequently innovate B2C2B all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. Think C2B2B. Think revolutionary. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"?