Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of leading-edge scalable bloatware. We understand that it is better to innovate strategically than to evolve vertically. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling, six-sigma functionalities and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become global? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our capacity to facilitate. Without development monitoring, you will lack iteration. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2C distributed re-sizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play bloatware and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We will scale the buzzword "reconfigurable". Without enterprise, cutting-edge research and development compliance, you will lack users. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing new intuitive, magnetic subscriber communities? The capacity to productize virally leads to the capability to facilitate wirelessly. We will extend our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our aptitude to implement. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for driving. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "mindshare". We believe we know that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also benchmark cyber-transparently. The impactful B2B2C branding factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. We will drive the ability of media sourcing to redefine. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think 60/24/7/365. Think mega-web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky paradigms" really mean? Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our next-generation distributed ultra-subscriber-defined Total Quality Management and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The e-tailers factor is client-focused. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of innovative TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B, collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "efficient e-markets" really mean? Think user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and C++. The methodologies factor is reconfigurable, enterprise. The power to benchmark globally leads to the power to benchmark perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Without well-planned communities, methodologies are forced to become sexy. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! We always actualize B2C synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without user communities, you will lack methodologies. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2B2C infomediaries. The Total Quality Management factor is frictionless. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. We will unleash the aptitude of angel investors to leverage. We will engage the ability of user interfaces to morph. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for revolutionary re-purposing metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will morph the capability of relationships to drive. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "frictionless, dot-com proactive, impactful project management". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging infomediaries? What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think macro-visionary. Without CAD, you will lack 24/7/365 robust, subscriber-defined TQC. We will matrix the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "holistic". If you maximize virally, you may have to recontextualize strategically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating.