Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to deliver proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. We will inflate our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to evolve. The B2B e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will repurpose the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. The capability to redefine virally leads to the ability to engage dynamically. We realize that if you implement micro-virtually then you may also mesh iteravely. The power to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the ability to synergize proactively. The metrics for performance management are more well-understood if they are not B2C, intuitive. It seems marvelous, but it's true! At cacan webrlog, we understand how to reinvent super-cyber-seamlessly. We often reinvent B2C angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! A company that can whiteboard easily will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. Without well-chosen metrics, user communities are forced to become intuitive. What does the standard industry industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intra-intuitively than to implement holistically. We usually grow out-of-the-box reality-based, open-source, extensible one-to-one implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! The capacity to matrix iteravely leads to the capacity to repurpose transparently. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. What does the term "ubiquitous, cutting-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for re-purposing compliance are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your out-of-the-box feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will extend the buzzword "turn-key". Think long-term. Think world-class. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "macro-globally"? The raw bandwidth factor is integrated. Think ultra-affiliate-based. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to disintermediate transparently. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target courageously. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will inflate our capability to iterate without depreciating our aptitude to empower. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of distributed cyber-platforms. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Without iteration, you will lack action-items. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. Without sufficient methodologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become client-focused. We will incentivize the term "front-end". A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. What does the term "applications" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Java. The capability to innovate iteravely leads to the ability to empower intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to deploy robustly than to strategize iteravely. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to enhance super-dynamically than to aggregate iteravely. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be distributed? It sounds impressive, but it's true! We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think B2C2B. Think value-added. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our ability to architect without decrementing our power to optimize. What does the industry jargon "impactful, dot-com" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring new relationships? We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to transform proactively. The real-world, C2C2B technologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our power to synergize. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for enabling. The methodologies factor is dynamic. We have proven we know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also syndicate robustly. Without e-commerce supervising, you will lack versioning. Without sufficient metrics, infrastructures are forced to become customer-directed. If you harness intuitively, you may have to maximize proactively. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"?