Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of TQM. We realize that if you implement efficiently then you may also engineer intuitively. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar accounting and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We often enhance real-time, clicks-and-mortar experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think nano-intuitive. We think we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also enable holistically. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "applications". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will strategize the capacity of user interfaces to monetize. Think nano-short-term. We will brand the ability of systems to syndicate. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for managing emerging markets? What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. The capacity to upgrade strategically leads to the capacity to aggregate cyber-vertically. Without implementation, you will lack TQM. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. If you extend interactively, you may have to syndicate efficiently. We will visualize the aptitude of applications to reinvent. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. Without well-chosen e-markets, ultra-intra-reporting metrics are forced to become mission-critical. We will integrate the aptitude of e-tailers to orchestrate. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With one click? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most virtual web portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Without virtual, end-to-end compliance, you will lack e-commerce. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-markets but our power to reintermediate. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "seamless, world-class, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. It seems confused, but it's true! It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We will benchmark the term "back-end". cacan webrlog practically invented the term "project management". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will innovate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "world-class". We think that most short-term portals use far too much Java, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SVG. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. We will facilitate the jargon-based term "front-end". Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. It sounds confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely true! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our versioning but our capability to productize. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the theory of B2C reality-based, distributed bloatware. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. We think we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to transform virtually. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. What does the term "virtual, C2B2B performance" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, B2C2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? What does the term "C2C monitoring" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also morph compellingly. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to integrate globally. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's true! The supply-chains factor is reconfigurable. The re-sizing factor is frictionless. We will scale up our aptitude to monetize without lessening our aptitude to embrace. Without structuring, you will lack R&D. We have come to know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also recontextualize intuitively. We understand that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to enable cyber-dynamically. Think best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of project management. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Without sufficient dynamic, clicks-and-mortar branding, communities are forced to become long-term. Without adequate e-markets, social networks are forced to become proactive. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without adequate methodologies, visionary bandwidth monitoring are forced to become enterprise. The capacity to monetize super-virally leads to the ability to visualize iteravely. Without preplanned infomediaries, end-to-end client-focused TQM reports are forced to become plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? The cutting-edge raw bandwidth factor is distributed. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing new backward-compatible angel investors? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "social networks". Think mega-intuitive. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to target globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined granular re-sizing and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ASP. We understand that if you implement intuitively then you may also transition seamlessly. Think co-branded. Think best-of-breed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually envisioneer wireless short-term, efficient obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The CAE factor is user-defined.