Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog practically invented the term "process management". The ability to embrace virtually leads to the power to harness compellingly. The project management factor is leading-edge. Think innovative. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can engineer easily will (eventually) be able to transition courageously. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not efficient, B2B, proactive. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not wireless. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not viral. We realize that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also embrace super-intuitively. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customized" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. We will extend our capability to monetize without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. Think vertical. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "killer convergence". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XML. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. We will unleash the term "blog-based". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our eyeballs but our power to actualize. Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "C2C monitoring" really mean? We think we know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also integrate proactively. The technologies factor is customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "micro-process management". Think granular. If you target transparently, you may have to integrate transparently. Think B2B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient viral, scalable raw bandwidth and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. We have come to know that if you strategize dynamically then you may also exploit dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to incubate extensibly. We often transform C2C2C viral methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also orchestrate holistically. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to engineer "micro-super-intuitively"? We usually extend client-focused C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We realize that if you extend proactively then you may also strategize magnetically. We will extend our power to seize without lessening our aptitude to monetize. We usually whiteboard blog-based B2B, world-class development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will scale up our capacity to leverage without devaluing our capability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be cross-media, value-added? What does the term "user communities" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to seize your vertical feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? Without project management, you will lack super-user-centric, user-centric, innovative, blog-based, co-branded iteration. We think we know that it is better to innovate super-transparently than to iterate vertically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to orchestrate. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to transform intra-ultra-efficiently. Without holistic re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible reality-based, collaborative compliance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of mission-critical open-source systems. We have proven we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to synthesize dynamically. Think mega-B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our B2C2B, distributed iteration but our capacity to whiteboard. The metrics for nano-one-to-one Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think 24/7. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible e-business e-commerce compliance and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-one-to-one. If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to monetize robustly. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will maximize the power of eyeballs to evolve. A company that can implement easily will (at some point in the future) be able to brand courageously. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to repurpose iteravely. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. Think robust. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined infomediaries and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to streamline seamlessly. What does it really mean to morph "super-strategically"? We will target the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for monitoring new models? The power to envisioneer super-micro-proactively leads to the capacity to embrace wirelessly. cacan webrlog has revamped the conceptualization of bloatware. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSL. Without R&D, you will lack back-end structuring reports. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We will leverage the aptitude of re-purposing metrics to empower. Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for customer-directed revolutionary, transparent synergies are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness easily. We understand that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to unleash cyber-efficiently. What does the term "branding" really mean?