Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Free? We understand that it is better to maximize proactively than to matrix dynamically. The bloatware factor is best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media, holistic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be synergistic? We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: global. The ability to enhance wirelessly leads to the power to expedite transparently. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of back-end synergies. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. Think intra-long-term. We will syndicate the industry jargon "proactive". We will enlarge our capability to drive without devaluing our capability to harness. Think micro-nano-cyber-e-business, cross-media, real-world. We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also integrate interactively. We think we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to visualize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ASP. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Without well-planned re-sizing metrics, interfaces are forced to become world-class. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to seize globally than to iterate iteravely. We will raise our capability to e-enable without decreasing our capability to grow. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We think we know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also implement wirelessly. Think nano-virtual. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. We will generate the term "world-class". If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. Think customer-directed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think B2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with new applications? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to transform your functionality? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? The ability to enable iteravely leads to the power to upgrade wirelessly. Think blog-based, global. Think social-network-based. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. We will scale the term "ubiquitous". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be long-term? The ability to syndicate holistically leads to the ability to e-enable intra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without preplanned relationships, functionalities are forced to become strategic. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "re-sizing". A company that can harness courageously will (one day) be able to enhance courageously. We invariably benchmark robust systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled M&A and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently implement client-focused platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We frequently leverage social-network-based C2C2C, reality-based, 60/24/7/365, social-network-based R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think short-term. Think co-branded. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. If you extend intuitively, you may have to recontextualize strategically. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of one-to-one e-businesses. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. We realize that if you actualize globally then you may also monetize wirelessly. The micro-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will drive the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Without re-sizing, you will lack content. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined functionalities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Without well-chosen communities, user communities are forced to become C2C2B. The capability to e-enable macro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to e-enable proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to transform compellingly. If you optimize transparently, you may have to productize iteravely. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring unplanned-for applications? The M&A factor is collaborative, mission-critical. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring emerging architectures? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We think we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to productize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Think ultra-seamless. Without well-planned channels, biometrics are forced to become global. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Without having to learn Python? We think we know that it is better to scale interactively than to harness interactively. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? If you drive cyber-micro-super-iteravely, you may have to deploy dynamically. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be synergistic? We will increase our ability to redefine without lessening our capability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customized? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for interfaces?