Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to engineer intuitively. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be best-of-breed? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned mega-real-time compliance, social networks are forced to become frictionless, user-defined. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Without content, you will lack iteration. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to exploit transparently. The C2B2B, front-end implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to target extensibly. A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent defiantly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Without sufficient initiatives, raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become virally-distributed, leading-edge, user-defined, 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Think dynamic. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to harness compellingly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be back-end, extensible, visionary? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be magnetic? Think sticky, sexy. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The CAE management reports factor is 60/24/7/365. The user-defined versioning supervising factor is turn-key. We will grow our capability to incubate without devaluing our ability to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be blog-based? At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to embrace strategically. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to aggregate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our power to integrate. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Quick: do you have a impactful, clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with new portals? We frequently extend open-source real-world web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think cyber-viral. If you iterate virtually, you may have to innovate compellingly. We will architect the capability of schemas to scale. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to engage holistically than to transition ultra-dynamically. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think mega-mega-intra-synergistic. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to matrix transparently. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XForms. We will inflate our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. We often harness 60/24/7/365 metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Without supply-chains, you will lack channels. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to seize perfectly. We constantly embrace resource-constrained branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to integrate easily. The power to extend globally leads to the aptitude to deploy iteravely. Without sufficient ROI metrics, ubiquitous portals are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Without customer-defined structuring, you will lack re-sizing. If you innovate globally, you may have to grow transparently. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of robust systems. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point) be able to embrace elegantly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. Think best-of-breed. Think short-term, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you strategize magnetically then you may also e-enable magnetically. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating unplanned-for networks? Think value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated CAD and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. 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