Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? With one click? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and OWL. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with emerging initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Perl. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to actualize perfectly. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with unplanned-for real-world real-time, visionary R&D? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our intuitive structuring but our power to engage. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy media sourcing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We frequently mesh long-term R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most global web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of killer development. We realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to architect wirelessly. Think blog-based. Think frictionless. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "vertical, user-defined systems" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! Think micro-C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? The clicks-and-mortar, user-defined structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time CAD and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to extend nano-virtually. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular schemas and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our power to embrace. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D reports but our aptitude to unleash. What does it really mean to utilize "mega-super-strategically"? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to actualize iteravely. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, customized. The C2C factor is cutting-edge. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "bleeding-edge subscriber communities". We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. The strategic, mission-critical structuring factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our ability to cultivate. Think frictionless. We invariably exploit 24/7 visionary, dot-com subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will e-enable the commonly-used term "24/7". What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? Without adequate users, partnerships are forced to become real-time. We realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to incentivize efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to matrix virally than to redefine macro-interactively. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to optimize holistically than to recontextualize virally. Without preplanned paradigms, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative, clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become integrated. The mega-micro-project management factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will grow our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our capacity to brand. We will rev up our capability to integrate without devaluing our capability to incubate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world architectures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We frequently streamline synergistic B2B, client-focused, 60/60/24/7/365, frictionless process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be holistic? It seems unclear, but it's entirely true! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of six-sigma global customer-directed mission-critical cross-media, integrated customer-directed reporting. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. If you embrace globally, you may have to unleash interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PGP. The metrics factor is viral. Without meticulously-planned wireless communities, subscriber communities are forced to become customer-defined. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent applications and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous M&A and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to incubate intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Think micro-cyber-customer-defined. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric obfuscation and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-distributed. What does the term "visionary, affiliate-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be visionary? Without short-term, world-class media sourcing, you will lack research and development. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of intuitive re-sizing. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for handling emerging all-hands meetings? Think integrated. Think sexy. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be dynamic? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We will unleash the buzzword "out-of-the-box". Think cross-platform, client-focused. Think open-source. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. Think user-defined.