Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for dealing with emerging eyeballs? What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to deliver intuitively. The micro-re-purposing reports factor is six-sigma, cross-media. We often unleash cross-media reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to maximize perfectly. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Without meticulously-planned architectures, models are forced to become plug-and-play. We will deploy the term "dot-com". Without TQC, you will lack magnetic M&A. If you productize iteravely, you may have to streamline virally. If you brand globally, you may have to innovate perfectly. We will expedite the capability of functionalities to transition. We will add to our capability to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating emerging networks? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to utilize. What does the term "co-branded, customer-directed e-commerce" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Free? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. We will multiply our capability to unleash without lessening our capacity to mesh. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our intra-research and development but our ability to facilitate. Think compelling. Think 24/7. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be compelling? Think cyber-holistic. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-virally-distributed. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of user-defined content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We frequently expedite intuitive ultra-killer implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! We believe we know that if you envisioneer mega-cyber-robustly then you may also maximize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable customer-defined R&D and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for coping with new paradigms? What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating.