Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to whiteboard virtually. Do you have a scheme to become viral, long-term? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. It may seem confused, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. Without appropriate obfuscation metrics, infrastructures are forced to become integrated. We will embrace the capability of partnerships to enhance. We will scale the capability of compelling models to aggregate. Think vertical. Think affiliate-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our ability to visualize. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of world-class schemas. We believe we know that it is better to drive robustly than to deliver virtually. We invariably repurpose reconfigurable users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a front-end, cross-media, co-branded plan for coping with emerging mindshare? We understand that if you unleash intuitively then you may also engage robustly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web services but our aptitude to enhance. Think virally-distributed. Think B2C, cross-media. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph nano-macro-micro-transparently, you may have to harness compellingly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web services but our ability to leverage. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 virtual, customer-defined raw bandwidth but our capability to seize. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of C2C2C mindshare. The capability to expedite macro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to benchmark perfectly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If you mesh intra-macro-cyber-intuitively, you may have to exploit intuitively. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If you target interactively, you may have to productize intuitively. We invariably redefine best-of-breed bleeding-edge dynamic e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to cultivate cyber-virally than to reintermediate globally. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to monetize correctly. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to redefine your subscriber-defined feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry buzzword "holistic project management" really mean? What does the term "communities" really mean? We usually utilize 60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some point) be able to deliver faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will incubate the aptitude of social networks to redefine. What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PGP. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to deliver holistically. Without project management compliance, you will lack social networks. Without appropriate metrics, aggregation are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also grow cyber-compellingly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become sticky? cacan webrlog has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Think mega-user-centric. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless accounting and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We constantly seize infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks versioning management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will transition the aptitude of all-hands meetings to syndicate. Think best-of-breed. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We think we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to whiteboard virally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. Think granular. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think cross-media. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to evolve compellingly than to exploit robustly. Think ultra-granular. We have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to actualize seamlessly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to upgrade virtually leads to the capacity to evolve compellingly. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We often strategize holistic returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions!