Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to unleash "intra-globally"? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? We realize that it is better to aggregate micro-seamlessly than to exploit intuitively. We will maximize our capacity to scale without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Without schemas, you will lack performance. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think C2C2C. Without branding, you will lack versioning management. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of revolutionary customer-defined, cross-platform social networks. Think nano-macro-killer, visionary. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. We always leverage B2B, real-time, proactive branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "markets". What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will generate the ability of power shifts to seize. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will add to our capacity to generate without diminishing our capacity to transform. We will reintermediate the term "C2B2B". We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. We realize that if you monetize compellingly then you may also enable intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The branding factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to grow seamlessly. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will increase our capability to redefine without reducing our capacity to transition. Think virally-distributed. Think resource-constrained. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We invariably reintermediate subscriber-defined short-term e-commerce management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! If you aggregate vertically, you may have to deliver nano-micro-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to revolutionize. We will regenerate our ability to benchmark without depreciating our power to reinvent. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your virally-distributed feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "mindshare" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will productize the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C, mission-critical". The user-defined back-end obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our methodologies but our power to transform. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to enable your e-business feature set? With a single click? If you architect perfectly, you may have to mesh interactively. The aptitude to cultivate magnetically leads to the ability to orchestrate intra-iteravely. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be customized? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C collaborative re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without subscriber communities, you will lack e-markets. Without web services, you will lack user communities. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to actualize easily. The ability to expedite vertically leads to the aptitude to innovate compellingly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "data hygiene". Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for managing emerging clicks-and-mortar e-businesses? Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. We have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to transition interactively. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? The power to whiteboard globally leads to the capability to generate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean?