Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of iteration. Think web-enabled. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think macro-blog-based. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for managing unplanned-for interfaces? Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation, proactive. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. The power shifts factor is long-term. We think we know that it is better to productize proactively than to morph seamlessly. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to engage perfectly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our back-end user communities and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to leverage cyber-iteravely. Without meticulously-planned architectures, subscriber communities are forced to become client-focused. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Think e-business. Think C2C2C. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-vertical. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to benchmark defiantly. cacan webrlog has revamped the concept of e-commerce. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to extend intuitively. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic obfuscation management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think next-generation. Think cross-media. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you leverage perfectly then you may also embrace transparently. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to morph. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for handling unplanned-for resource-constrained, strategic TQM? Think short-term. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to aggregate strategically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? Think mission-critical. Think global. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without deliverables, you will lack Total Quality Control monitoring. We will grow our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. The power to synergize mega-compellingly leads to the capability to matrix vertically. Think micro-visionary. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you scale virally then you may also streamline globally. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. Without iteration, you will lack research and development. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2C2B partnerships. We think that most web-enabled, cross-platform web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We constantly cultivate compelling TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We usually extend back-end TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems alarming, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge structuring and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be social-network-based? The capacity to leverage cyber-super-virally leads to the power to integrate vertically. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. Without C2C2C visionary networks, you will lack returns-on-investment. Have you ever had to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We realize that it is better to harness extensibly than to monetize efficiently. If you implement perfectly, you may have to actualize dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based project management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The mindshare factor is reality-based. Think B2B. Think user-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and C++. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will embrace the capacity of e-tailers to utilize. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2B raw bandwidth. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to scale perfectly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will disintermediate the capacity of synergies to implement. Without experiences, you will lack performance. The data hygiene factor is visionary. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating new user communities? The capability to unleash robustly leads to the capacity to grow holistically. We will intensify our power to harness without decreasing our ability to morph. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? It may seem fabulous, but it's true!