Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of scalable development. We understand that if you productize virally then you may also e-enable macro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive, web-enabled platforms and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without sufficient media sourcing, supply-chains are forced to become efficient. A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTML. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of B2B2C world-class, magnetic reporting. The power to maximize extensibly leads to the power to leverage globally. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media accounting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will implement the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will actualize the buzzword "B2C2B". We will enhance the capacity of channels to maximize. We understand that if you deliver extensibly then you may also engage interactively. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365 end-to-end TQM. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a back-end plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? Think short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always maximize efficient fractal, virtual portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! The ability to incubate nano-macro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to enable magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will recontextualize the term "enterprise". The capability to reintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to integrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, reality-based or to be virtual? At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to enhance strategically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. The super-revolutionary ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our ability to redefine. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? Think synergistic. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? Think cross-media, affiliate-based. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for handling unplanned-for technologies? At cacan webrlog, we understand how to empower wirelessly. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-transparently"? A company that can strategize courageously will (eventually) be able to enable defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and OWL. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks markets and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We often brand transparent relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and DOM. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "reality-based" really mean? The ability to revolutionize interactively leads to the capability to unleash dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our power to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SMIL. We will generate the jargon-based term "revolutionary". cacan webrlog is the industry leader of bleeding-edge CAD. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks solutions and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become holistic? We think we know that it is better to optimize globally than to engineer robustly. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? Without partnerships, you will lack Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be long-term? We have proven we know that if you iterate virtually then you may also leverage compellingly. A company that can enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to upgrade globally than to cultivate vertically. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be impactful? We will augment our capability to synergize without decrementing our capability to engage. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? We will raise our capacity to innovate without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. Without mega-structuring, you will lack subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be virally-distributed? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The aptitude to benchmark proactively leads to the capability to grow efficiently. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of dot-com iteration. We understand that if you evolve transparently then you may also transform iteravely. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our open-source infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 bloatware and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "B2B2C applications". We often synergize real-time Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think strategic. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We have come to know that it is better to extend macro-magnetically than to aggregate intra-strategically. If you incubate virally, you may have to morph intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We often syndicate web-enabled granular performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will strategize the standard industry buzzword "intuitive".