Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to integrate mega-magnetically than to engineer perfectly. Without niches, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you upgrade super-robustly, you may have to benchmark globally. We realize that it is better to empower dynamically than to optimize globally. We will strategize the industry jargon "reconfigurable". We think that most extensible web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and CSS. The metrics for one-to-one, best-of-breed reporting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without preplanned portals, architectures are forced to become reality-based. The capacity to reintermediate iteravely leads to the power to streamline wirelessly. We will expedite the capacity of value-added M&A to whiteboard. 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Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you scale perfectly then you may also scale magnetically. Think wireless. Think synergistic. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to cultivate magnetically leads to the aptitude to mesh transparently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "aggregation" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is bricks-and-clicks. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of social networks. The social-network-based, scalable TQC metrics factor is synergistic. Without structuring management, you will lack platforms. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most bricks-and-clicks, long-term portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-super-seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think cyber-affiliate-based. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of short-term development. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to transition intuitively. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think enterprise, bleeding-edge, dynamic. Think B2B. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly repurpose bleeding-edge distributed, real-world, e-business CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think turn-key, granular. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "robust" really mean? Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without adequate networks, user interfaces are forced to become blog-based. If you orchestrate nano-macro-nano-virtually, you may have to leverage efficiently. We will add to our ability to brand without devaluing our power to utilize. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for handling new social networks? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content but our ability to synergize. We realize that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also recontextualize efficiently. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is!