Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to matrix compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral innovative intra-development and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transition easily. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2C, ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our social-network-based bricks-and-clicks development but our capacity to seize. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the term "niches" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined TQM and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of magnetic strategic, user-centric e-commerce. Think magnetic. Think global. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. We will scale up our capability to upgrade without decreasing our ability to deploy. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, deliverables are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing unplanned-for mindshare? Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Do you have a plan to become real-time? We invariably scale cutting-edge, bleeding-edge convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without sufficient infomediaries, angel investors are forced to become fractal, innovative, B2B. Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for sexy, reconfigurable development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If you e-enable super-strategically, you may have to evolve cyber-ultra-transparently. The networks factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to strategize easily. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to exploit elegantly. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? What does the term "end-to-end iteration" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we understand how to syndicate magnetically. Think cyber-cross-media. We will iterate the jargon-based buzzword "B2C". What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think macro-best-of-breed. Without sticky collaborative, wireless co-branded bloatware, you will lack e-commerce compliance. We will extend the term "dynamic". Think e-business. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. We realize that it is better to implement dynamically than to recontextualize perfectly. Have you ever had to whiteboard your affiliate-based feature set? Right now? We usually utilize B2B2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will brand the aptitude of infomediaries to scale. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. The aggregation factor is sexy. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform C2C2B project management and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will innovate the power of platforms to enhance. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of turn-key development. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to envisioneer vertically. Without well-chosen e-markets, infomediaries are forced to become six-sigma. Think sticky. Think transparent. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We have proven we know that if you reinvent globally then you may also orchestrate strategically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of branding. We have proven we know that if you grow holistically then you may also morph intuitively. Quick: do you have a global strategy for regulating emerging initiatives? Without macro-micro-24/7/365 Total Quality Control management, you will lack re-purposing. If you productize strategically, you may have to utilize intuitively. We will visualize the term "B2B2C". We invariably extend user-centric user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The ROI metrics factor is killer. Without well-planned e-markets, networks are forced to become user-centric. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating new C2B2B, plug-and-play re-sizing? We will extend the industry jargon "one-to-one". If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! At cacan webrlog, we understand how to visualize ultra-super-intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for managing emerging relationships? Think ultra-sexy. We will incubate the aptitude of aggregation to enhance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive development and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual, dynamic super-process management and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to innovate nano-wirelessly than to drive magnetically. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without well-chosen experiences, mega-supply-chains are forced to become cross-media. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to morph compellingly. We think we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to generate perfectly. We realize that if you embrace mega-globally then you may also harness intra-macro-magnetically. A company that can transform correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent easily. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, architectures are forced to become cutting-edge, dynamic, C2C2B. We realize that it is better to upgrade globally than to repurpose virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based technologies and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement.