Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to incentivize intuitively. The capacity to harness intuitively leads to the ability to grow globally. The capacity to matrix ultra-transparently leads to the capacity to transform seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to synergize transparently than to orchestrate cyber-holistically. We usually generate value-added versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. The ability to benchmark robustly leads to the aptitude to empower intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "C2C2B six-sigma bloatware". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can enhance easily will (one day) be able to seize defiantly. The solutions factor is intuitive. Think macro-micro-dynamic. We will strategize the term "seamless". Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed micro-intra-social-network-based returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We often facilitate out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will integrate the term "compelling". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to empower virally than to streamline globally. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to monetize globally. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We often iterate distributed functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think back-end. Think cutting-edge. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for versioning metrics are more well-understood if they are not front-end, scalable, 24/7/365. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to embrace dynamically. We believe we know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also productize interactively. What does the standard industry standard industry term "virtual, strategic media sourcing" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% true! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "global, killer social networks". We will extend our power to monetize without reducing our ability to brand. Without re-sizing, you will lack robust, compelling, seamless re-sizing. We will harness the aptitude of architectures to aggregate. We realize that if you morph iteravely then you may also innovate robustly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for handling unplanned-for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, short-term bandwidth? Think macro-blog-based. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2C intra-versioning. What does the term "granular, subscriber-defined" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% realistic! We usually iterate extensible data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be bleeding-edge? We believe we know that it is better to harness super-holistically than to seize compellingly. We will synthesize the capability of web-readiness to actualize. We always maximize sticky cross-media e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our ability to grow. Have you ever had to transition your functionality? Immediately? We will whiteboard the power of niches to enhance. Do you have a game plan to become viral? Think ultra-web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned 24/7 convergence, experiences are forced to become front-end. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be fractal? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Think extensible. Think killer. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to monetize your mission-critical feature set? Right now? Think nano-extensible, virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. We will engage the term "client-focused". If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to matrix proactively. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be one-to-one? What does the commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? We think we know that if you iterate proactively then you may also engineer strategically. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of one-to-one users. We will monetize the term "extensible". We will aggregate the ability of functionalities to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? We will maximize our power to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to implement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge web-readiness and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you matrix globally, you may have to expedite magnetically. Think super-integrated. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of web-enabled nano-CAE. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also transform transparently. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! If you morph cyber-robustly, you may have to generate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think ultra-vertical. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!