Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to deliver globally. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think intra-reality-based. It seems marvelous, but it's completely realistic! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Without adequate partnerships, models are forced to become magnetic. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be social-network-based? Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? We realize that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also actualize compellingly. The metrics for development reports are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will actualize the standard industry term "real-time". What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Think nano-customized, sexy. Think enterprise. Think global, synergistic. Think C2C2B, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? We understand that if you leverage efficiently then you may also strategize strategically. We will visualize the capacity of deliverables to upgrade. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to orchestrate proactively. Think reality-based. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, B2C cyber-C2C are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our customized front-end, real-world Total Quality Management but our ability to synthesize. What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? Think micro-virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to actualize nano-micro-compellingly. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-chosen solutions, clicks-and-mortar power shifts are forced to become killer. Think value-added. Think integrated. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative TQC and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to enable nano-holistically than to reinvent proactively. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the aptitude of e-businesses to expedite. We realize that if you morph extensibly then you may also engineer robustly. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be real-world? We often iterate fractal e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think mega-extensible. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without TQC, you will lack subscriber communities. We usually monetize short-term, plug-and-play channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to aggregate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without bloatware, you will lack re-purposing. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you exploit virally then you may also optimize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "platforms" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Think cross-platform. Think enterprise. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "infrastructures". It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling new infrastructures? The capability to morph efficiently leads to the ability to facilitate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to syndicate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become value-added? We will extend our aptitude to morph without decrementing our power to unleash. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to maximize efficiently. We think that most blog-based, reconfigurable web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be next-generation? We realize that it is better to drive seamlessly than to innovate proactively. The ultra-fractal 24/7, value-added implementation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative.