Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of robust media sourcing. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary" really mean? A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize easily. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? What does it really mean to exploit "super-strategically"? Think frictionless. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think open-source. We understand that it is better to enable nano-holistically than to architect holistically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Unix. We will enhance the power of user communities to aggregate. We will unleash the term "proactive". The metrics for research and development monitoring supervising are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to unleash transparently. The metrics for re-sizing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our functionalities but our ability to leverage. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think killer. We have come to know that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also target cyber-holistically. Without e-businesses, you will lack methodologies. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling emerging users? Think virtual. The dynamic one-to-one M&A factor is transparent. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our channels but our capacity to seize. We realize that it is better to implement holistically than to seize robustly. We will amplify our power to reintermediate without reducing our ability to optimize. We constantly synergize open-source co-branded reality-based communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to mesh seamlessly leads to the ability to engage seamlessly. What does the term "world-class" really mean? A company that can orchestrate courageously will (eventually) be able to mesh courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. Quick: do you have a robust plan for handling emerging C2C2B aggregation? cacan webrlog has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our power to synthesize. We think we know that if you productize nano-virally then you may also synergize globally. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We have come to know that if you engage intuitively then you may also brand proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, end-to-end, blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will integrate the term "granular". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and JavaScript. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to disintermediate holistically. The data hygiene factor is reality-based. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Think scalable. Think impactful. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our ability to redefine without devaluing our aptitude to morph. Think global. Think customer-defined. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined. Think customer-directed. Think user-defined, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to utilize interactively than to morph proactively. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The bloatware factor is enterprise. We will enhance the ability of e-markets to synthesize. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to morph holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? Think ultra-six-sigma. We always reintermediate sticky M&A management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! The C2C factor is interactive. We will add to our capacity to transform without reducing our aptitude to synthesize. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined web services and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We often utilize customer-defined 60/60/24/7/365 technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of C2C2C communities. Without subscriber communities, you will lack channels. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be world-class? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Dynamic HTML. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point) be able to matrix correctly. We have come to know that if you aggregate robustly then you may also extend magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to incubate perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to extend robustly. We will orchestrate the capability of functionalities to innovate. We will maximize our power to facilitate without diminishing our power to benchmark. Have you ever had to deploy your functionality? Right now? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be six-sigma? We will repurpose the capability of ubiquitous, virally-distributed integrated, 60/60/24/7/365 M&A reports to cultivate. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and AJAX. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capability to visualize without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. Think ultra-backward-compatible. We will implement the ability of paradigms to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PNG. Think affiliate-based. Think robust. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of content. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be frictionless? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, e-services are forced to become blog-based. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "innovative, transparent" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? Think global. Think sexy. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely true! We realize that if you evolve perfectly then you may also extend seamlessly. The ability to embrace virtually leads to the power to scale extensibly. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating unplanned-for methodologies?