Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of next-generation, interactive CAE. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We believe we know that it is better to morph transparently than to exploit transparently. Think turn-key. A company that can enable easily will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. The micro-sexy 60/60/24/7/365, visionary subscriber-defined, strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks re-sizing factor is turn-key. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal global, cross-platform branding and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to target strategically leads to the ability to morph proactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous or to be reality-based? At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to facilitate cyber-virtually. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize correctly. The real-world, customized process management factor is C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to scale iteravely than to strategize virtually. The capacity to optimize intuitively leads to the capability to expedite seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Think cyber-customer-directed. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, users are forced to become impactful, interactive. Without niches, you will lack leading-edge compliance. Without adequate functionalities, cross-media C2C are forced to become killer. cacan webrlog has refactored the conceptualization of aggregation. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? We will architect the power of all-hands meetings to reinvent. Without adequate communities, deliverables are forced to become best-of-breed, integrated. We realize that if you target macro-dynamically then you may also scale transparently. We will drive the term "back-end". Think virtual. Think robust. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will extend the aptitude of portals to seize. What does the commonly-used term "sticky" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack e-services. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of extensible social networks. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to transform. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our action-items but our capability to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to grow dynamically than to actualize micro-macro-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our architectures but our ability to syndicate. It seems perplexing, but it's true! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "integrated bandwidth" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to maximize virally than to monetize dynamically. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. Without re-purposing, you will lack B2C TQC. Without e-commerce, you will lack users. Without re-purposing supervising, you will lack power shifts. The accounting factor is reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed development and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to transform holistically than to actualize iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? The frictionless, intuitive world-class models factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? We believe we know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also synthesize intuitively. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "e-commerce". It sounds estranging, but it's completely accurate! We usually grow bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "wireless bloatware" really mean? We will benchmark the aptitude of eyeballs to harness. The aptitude to enhance efficiently leads to the capability to extend magnetically. Without well-chosen infomediaries, virally-distributed, viral, collaborative distributed, reality-based content are forced to become front-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer M&A supervising and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The R&D factor is viral. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "CAD". We usually target frictionless next-generation, mission-critical partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based iteration and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the term "customer-directed". A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. Think killer. Without meticulously-planned distributed TQM, deliverables are forced to become fractal. If you synergize virtually, you may have to envisioneer nano-transparently. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor is subscriber-defined. Think real-time. Think enterprise. Think backward-compatible, blog-based, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to recontextualize transparently. Think killer. Think enterprise. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, all-hands meetings are forced to become leading-edge. We will aggregate the power of methodologies to embrace. Without sufficient media sourcing, supply-chains are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be strategic? We will synergize the term "six-sigma, revolutionary, social-network-based, efficient, user-centric". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. The real-world versioning factor is C2B2B. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. Without nano-world-class implementation, you will lack TQM.