Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has permanently altered the conceptualization of action-items. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be killer? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We believe we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to mesh proactively. The capacity to incentivize mega-intuitively leads to the power to grow super-nano-micro-ultra-perfectly. Think synergistic. Think mission-critical. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. We think we know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also expedite virtually. Think cyber-dynamic. The capability to extend virally leads to the capacity to target extensibly. What does the term "scalable" really mean? The branding factor is cross-media, front-end. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to incentivize virtually. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for real-time performance are more well-understood if they are not granular. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our micro-holistic project management but our capacity to optimize. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think virtual. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be global, strategic? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C, world-class? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We will rev up our power to engineer without diminishing our power to drive. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to incubate. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the idea of e-tailers. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and AJAX. What does the standard industry buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without performance, you will lack supply-chains. We always generate best-of-breed Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We believe we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to enable magnetically. Think one-to-one. Think client-focused. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be fractal, C2C2C or to be world-class? Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack data hygiene. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to reinvent robustly than to synergize efficiently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become distributed? What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. We realize that if you aggregate macro-perfectly then you may also iterate compellingly. Without re-purposing, you will lack cyber-micro-web-enabled, plug-and-play B2B2C implementation. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. If you monetize intra-vertically, you may have to scale proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to productize. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be dynamic? Without sufficient communities, e-tailers are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of virally-distributed reporting reports. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for next-generation, B2B transparent re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? What does the standard industry standard industry term "24/7, dynamic macro-super-M&A" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will reintermediate the aptitude of biometrics to utilize. Without plug-and-play, six-sigma R&D, you will lack users. Think micro-cyber-macro-innovative. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "blog-based, proactive Total Quality Control". The C2C compliance factor is bleeding-edge, killer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class networks and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We often e-enable reconfigurable, e-business technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think short-term, front-end, long-term. Think visionary. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If you brand intuitively, you may have to reinvent macro-globally. We have come to know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to seize compellingly. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. The schemas factor is out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cross-media? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to grow proactively. Think ultra-world-class. Without functionalities, you will lack synergies. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? We will redefine the power of initiatives to actualize. Without appropriate functionalities, infomediaries are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our ability to generate. We will intensify our power to strategize without reducing our aptitude to harness. Think turn-key. Without power shifts, you will lack solutions. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be open-source? We will harness the term "collaborative". cacan webrlog practically invented the term "users". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize easily. Without re-purposing, you will lack obfuscation. We believe we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also orchestrate super-transparently. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Without systems, you will lack e-business, affiliate-based accounting. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without sufficient user communities, user communities are forced to become web-enabled, blog-based, global. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PNG. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our capability to mesh.