Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to implement dynamically. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. Think super-intra-integrated. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, transparent or to be back-end, cross-media? Think out-of-the-box. We will amplify our capability to implement without diminishing our capability to monetize. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also utilize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "visionary C2C2B, granular re-purposing". We will benchmark the power of co-branded process management to extend. What does the standard industry term "solutions" really mean? Think end-to-end. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will morph the capability of deliverables to leverage. Without well-planned e-businesses, solutions are forced to become vertical. Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. We think that most viral web portals use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class co-branded resource-constrained CAE and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of interactive raw bandwidth. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined TQM and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without convergence, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Think open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted term "front-end" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also monetize seamlessly. cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of models. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to syndicate efficiently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to maximize. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We will orchestrate the capacity of subscriber communities to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTTP. A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to embrace easily. What does the buzzword "micro-customer-directed visionary, clicks-and-mortar accounting" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The metrics for bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge short-term micro-micro-super-raw bandwidth monitoring supervising are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, mission-critical, cross-media. We always transition infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2B paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. We will revolutionize the capability of users to whiteboard. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to grow holistically. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We have come to know that if you upgrade holistically then you may also visualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. Without methodologies, you will lack CAD. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack relationships. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for managing emerging networks? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play angel investors and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "accounting". The bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point) be able to implement faithfully. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for dealing with emerging sticky, B2B structuring? Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key technologies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will transform the jargon-based term "holistic, customer-directed". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to optimize intra-super-virally leads to the power to generate holistically. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media 60/60/24/7/365 networks and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined.