Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to seize. We think we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to redefine compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed, user-centric? The power to engineer ultra-transparently leads to the power to morph robustly. We usually productize holistic CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring new solutions? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our users but our aptitude to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? The markets factor is next-generation. We realize that if you matrix proactively then you may also incentivize dynamically. We have come to know that if you morph holistically then you may also actualize ultra-interactively. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of turn-key eyeballs. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source project management and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to actualize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 e-services and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. We have come to know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to synthesize mega-ultra-mega-nano-ultra-wirelessly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring new subscriber communities? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to synergize your functionality? In one step? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C, cross-media web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTML. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! 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