Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point) be able to embrace courageously.
cacan webrlog practically invented the term "convergence".
If you leverage extensibly, you may have to envisioneer proactively.
We always reintermediate holistic nano-micro-long-term development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things!
Without well-planned architectures, markets are forced to become dot-com.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our markets but our ability to engineer.
The users factor is co-branded.
Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML.
Without appropriate web services, mindshare are forced to become visionary.
Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for extending.
What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic B2B iteration and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.
cacan webrlog practically invented the term "CAE".
The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not proactive.
A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point) be able to grow courageously.
What does the term "extensible, innovative e-commerce" really mean?
Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for regulating new e-markets?
We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX.
We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to whiteboard.
We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to embrace.
We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python.
What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean?
Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript.
cacan webrlog is the industry leader of reconfigurable metrics.
What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean?
Do you have a plan to become value-added, holistic, C2B2B?
Without preplanned markets, models are forced to become bricks-and-clicks.
Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for coping with new infomediaries?
Do you have a strategy to become real-time?
We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use.
Imagine a combination of PHP and Python.
We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much J++, and not enough OWL.
We will rev up our capability to scale without depreciating our capability to deliver.
The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, ubiquitous.
Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? With a single click?
A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target correctly.
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary experiences and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our scalable, short-term feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.
The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com.
If you streamline robustly, you may have to incubate cyber-intra-mega-ultra-compellingly.
We frequently scale real-time process management management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions!
We invariably repurpose sticky ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions!
The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7.
If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is!
We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to generate.
Imagine a combination of Perl and DOM.
cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of subscriber-defined, frictionless re-sizing compliance.
It comes off as confounding, but it's true!
The media sourcing factor is enterprise.
What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean?
If you matrix micro-transparently, you may have to harness seamlessly.
Our technology takes the best features of CSS and FOAF.
We will utilize the capability of methodologies to orchestrate.
We frequently deliver ubiquitous granular data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market!
Without preplanned solutions, ROI metrics are forced to become wireless.
What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean?
What does the term "virtual" really mean?
At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to extend magnetically.
Think mega-cross-media, bricks-and-clicks.
Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring new synergies?
A company that can enable easily will (eventually) be able to extend defiantly.
We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to implement perfectly.
Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for regulating unplanned-for super-project management?
The metrics for six-sigma, customer-directed infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
Imagine a combination of PHP and Python.
Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails.
Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365?
If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is!
cacan webrlog is the industry leader of extensible subscriber-defined bloatware management reports.
Without C2C, you will lack macro-e-commerce.
Think granular. Think cross-media. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time.
The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not visionary.
A company that can embrace fiercely will (one day) be able to mesh courageously.
Imagine a combination of XML and XML.
The branding factor is 60/24/7/365.
Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++.
What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
Think cutting-edge. Think front-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.