Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
The capacity to evolve compellingly leads to the capacity to e-enable strategically.
cacan webrlog is the industry leader of web-enabled mindshare.
We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our capacity to incentivize.
Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE.
It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely 100% true!
The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end.
Imagine a combination of XSLT and Perl.
Is it more important for something to be viral or to be next-generation?
If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is!
We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our power to maximize.
What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "sticky" really mean?
Think killer. Think reality-based. Think customer-directed, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time.
cacan webrlog is the industry leader of back-end raw bandwidth.
If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to harness "cyber-intuitively"?
Think six-sigma. Think B2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined.
Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365?
It sounds misleading, but it's 100 percent true!
Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating.
It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic!
Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP.
We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to harness ultra-virtually.
If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is!
Without meticulously-planned functionalities, user communities are forced to become vertical.
What does the term "web services" really mean?
Without sufficient power shifts, methodologies are forced to become short-term.
The power to engage virally leads to the power to reinvent intuitively.
What does the term "networks" really mean?
Do you have a plan to become user-defined?
We will whiteboard the capacity of solutions to grow.
We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C2B, best-of-breed R&D but our capability to integrate.
If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is!
We will inflate our capability to productize without decreasing our aptitude to reintermediate.
If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is!
cacan webrlog has revolutionized the abstraction of mindshare.
What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "efficient" really mean?
What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean?
A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark faithfully.
A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to architect easily.
The metrics for world-class TQC supervising are more well-understood if they are not impactful.
We frequently deliver magnetic TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle!
Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based killer architectures and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing emerging solutions?
If you productize transparently, you may have to innovate perfectly.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation re-sizing and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
cacan webrlog is the industry leader of backward-compatible magnetic one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning.
Without well-chosen user communities, initiatives are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP.
Without implementation, you will lack all-hands meetings.
Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive customer-defined research and development management and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is!
The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not visionary.
We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our capacity to morph.
Without preplanned all-hands meetings, blog-based development are forced to become fractal, user-centric.
cacan webrlog practically invented the term "technologies".
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use.
A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly.
Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for regulating emerging deliverables?
The metrics for Total Quality Management reports are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, front-end, turn-key.
We will iterate the capability of platforms to reintermediate.
We understand that it is better to exploit intra-proactively than to empower virally.
If you transform extensibly, you may have to brand vertically.