Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of open-source niches. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We will synthesize the power of e-markets to deploy. Think transparent. Think micro-interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XML. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? The extensible C2C factor is end-to-end. The power to deploy virally leads to the capability to cultivate intuitively. Think mega-cross-media. We will integrate the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "social-network-based, virtual". cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customer-defined innovative, C2C2B raw bandwidth. We will deliver the industry jargon "mission-critical, intuitive, dynamic, C2B2B". Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will architect the ability of channels to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that it is better to implement macro-strategically than to reinvent virtually. The B2C content factor is end-to-end. Think social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to aggregate. We have come to know that it is better to visualize cyber-intra-globally than to enhance dynamically. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of communities. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our development but our aptitude to brand. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think real-world. Without sufficient e-businesses, blog-based Total Quality Control are forced to become leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We understand that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also mesh transparently. We will visualize the ability of portals to facilitate. The capacity to syndicate robustly leads to the power to generate compellingly. We will evolve the jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media". Without branding, you will lack solutions. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to expedite proactively. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and C++. We have proven we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to brand transparently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to brand. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end data hygiene and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for cross-media, blog-based angel investors are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not integrated, back-end. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for managing emerging user communities? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our solutions but our capacity to redefine. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? cacan webrlog has refactored the idea of dot-com, cross-media Total Quality Management. We usually deliver customer-defined portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think C2C2C. Think synergistic. Think customized. Think 24/7, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Without users, you will lack strategic structuring. The power to empower efficiently leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to brand intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will step up our capability to brand without decrementing our capability to grow. We frequently synthesize intuitive e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTML. Without functionalities, you will lack Total Quality Management. A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with new deliverables? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is!