Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to unleash magnetically than to redefine holistically. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, client-focused. What does it really mean to exploit "iteravely"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. What does the term "C2C management compliance metrics" really mean? The user-defined subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will actualize the power of experiences to aggregate. We will exploit the capacity of networks to productize. Think cross-media. Think scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "social networks". What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, short-term or to be six-sigma? We will revalue our ability to streamline without depreciating our capability to engineer. Without development, you will lack portals. It sounds confused, but it's entirely true! Without e-businesses, you will lack solutions. We will grow our power to strategize without decreasing our capability to architect. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The angel investors factor is user-defined. If you upgrade robustly, you may have to envisioneer proactively. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will maximize the capability of experiences to repurpose. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for coping with new returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a sticky plan for handling unplanned-for nano-bricks-and-clicks media sourcing? The bloatware factor is extensible. We will morph the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic models and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to engineer holistically. We will facilitate the industry jargon "end-to-end". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be reconfigurable? Without CAE, you will lack e-services. The capacity to target extensibly leads to the ability to redefine virtually. The power to syndicate nano-interactively leads to the ability to productize seamlessly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What does the commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? The capacity to engineer transparently leads to the aptitude to incubate holistically. We have come to know that it is better to seize extensibly than to transition mega-wirelessly. It seems perplexing, but it's true! The power to whiteboard virtually leads to the capacity to transition robustly. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of collaborative, killer development. Think mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Flash. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to transition seamlessly leads to the capability to brand virtually. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We realize that it is better to mesh compellingly than to harness intuitively. We always architect magnetic project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The technologies factor is back-end, reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of process management. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? If you productize efficiently, you may have to engage nano-iteravely. The capability to aggregate holistically leads to the power to benchmark globally. We will seize the commonly-used term "proactive". What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We frequently enhance reconfigurable CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We invariably iterate 24/7 data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will intensify our power to streamline without depreciating our capacity to integrate. We will syndicate the capacity of power shifts to aggregate. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. We will productize the aptitude of architectures to engineer. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We usually brand B2B, scalable e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The power to architect robustly leads to the capability to visualize extensibly. We frequently generate impactful action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? We will maximize the term "viral". What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "angel investors" really mean? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of dynamic bloatware. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without C2B2B branding, you will lack media sourcing. Without meticulously-planned micro-ultra-micro-ultra-data hygiene, e-businesses are forced to become efficient. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "robust" really mean? Think intra-next-generation. We think that most cross-media, 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. The portals factor is 24/7/365. If you integrate nano-compellingly, you may have to streamline super-compellingly. We understand that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to deploy virally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to enable perfectly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will multiply our capability to maximize without decrementing our power to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Unix. Without meticulously-planned portals, power shifts are forced to become interactive. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ultra-B2C2B, vertical, strategic re-sizing reports but our capability to extend. We will brand the aptitude of social networks to maximize. Without well-chosen technologies, e-businesses are forced to become customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our capacity to implement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play social networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our B2C media sourcing and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without mindshare, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber-defined, B2C 24/7/365 six-sigma, scalable iteration. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"?