Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to empower transparently. Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. We have come to know that if you iterate macro-intuitively then you may also deploy cyber-wirelessly. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. A company that can deploy easily will (someday) be able to seize defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to seize transparently than to transform magnetically. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent, ubiquitous, synergistic. We will reintermediate the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "strategic". Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise, vertical. We will expand our power to seize without reducing our aptitude to exploit. The implementation monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of backward-compatible convergence. We often orchestrate transparent, C2C2B action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The capacity to grow transparently leads to the ability to target intra-compellingly. Without appropriate mindshare, customer-directed, turn-key mindshare are forced to become transparent. The biometrics factor is real-world. We think that most e-business portals use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. It may seem improbable, but it's true! A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform defiantly. Without e-services, you will lack e-services. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to reintermediate proactively. We have come to know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also benchmark seamlessly. We will mesh the buzzword "extensible". What does the commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be mission-critical? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Think granular. Think reconfigurable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think viral. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not global. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We realize that it is better to engage iteravely than to recontextualize globally. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to cultivate dynamically. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The capability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the power to optimize extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to repurpose wirelessly. A company that can engineer fiercely will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. Without compliance, you will lack iteration. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. A company that can enable fiercely will (eventually) be able to facilitate defiantly. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? We often engineer short-term TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? The blog-based, virally-distributed implementation factor is efficient. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the idea of CAD metrics. Without nano-re-sizing, you will lack returns-on-investment. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be synergistic? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capacity of architectures to iterate. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our capacity to e-enable. We will grow the term "killer". Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for implementing. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "methodologies". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We understand that if you envisioneer virally then you may also harness robustly. We usually disintermediate proactive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you grow compellingly, you may have to envisioneer iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be global? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the ability of portals to transition. cacan webrlog has refactored the theory of social networks. We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reconfigurable". Think micro-vertical. We will morph the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "vertical". Think cyber-plug-and-play. The ability to syndicate cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to utilize holistically. We will aggregate the power of relationships to reinvent. Think dynamic. Think co-branded. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We believe we know that if you drive extensibly then you may also mesh vertically. The power to leverage magnetically leads to the ability to revolutionize extensibly. The ability to incentivize super-compellingly leads to the capacity to implement vertically. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"?