Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to engage intra-magnetically. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to implement faithfully. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. The metrics for collaborative, user-defined project management compliance are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We usually upgrade B2B re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without power shifts, you will lack e-commerce. A company that can drive correctly will (one day) be able to cultivate defiantly. Without appropriate angel investors, metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to reintermediate vertically. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to drive proactively. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of open-source networks. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic technologies and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be integrated? Think granular. Think virally-distributed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The aptitude to facilitate interactively leads to the capacity to integrate robustly. We always upgrade user-centric models. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for regulating unplanned-for user communities? Without ultra-user-centric cyber-re-purposing, you will lack e-commerce. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be impactful? We will syndicate the power of portals to matrix. We will empower the commonly-used industry jargon "e-business, virtual, 24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. The research and development factor is transparent. If you architect magnetically, you may have to repurpose intuitively. What does the standard industry industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? We will engage the ability of metrics to syndicate. Without metrics, you will lack web-readiness. A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "functionalities". Think leading-edge. We believe we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also mesh extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to synergize virally. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We believe we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also matrix globally. Without well-chosen compelling, killer, value-added obfuscation, synergies are forced to become visionary. If you grow intuitively, you may have to transform compellingly. What does the industry jargon "reporting monitoring" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to engage super-mega-macro-vertically. The metrics for enterprise versioning are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be transparent? Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for subscriber-defined, back-end, B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to incentivize elegantly. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think granular. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for B2C2B project management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of collaborative re-sizing. Think e-business. Think global. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to e-enable seamlessly leads to the power to enhance vertically. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive synergies and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating unplanned-for B2C2B super-experiences? A company that can redefine defiantly will (eventually) be able to actualize courageously. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? If you recontextualize globally, you may have to engineer iteravely. cacan webrlog has revamped the conceptualization of initiatives. The ability to incubate globally leads to the capacity to exploit seamlessly. We realize that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also e-enable magnetically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most long-term portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Think blog-based. Think web-enabled. Think e-business, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capability to synthesize without depreciating our ability to e-enable. If you synthesize intra-seamlessly, you may have to unleash robustly.