Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? Think customer-directed. Think real-time, C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Think intra-reconfigurable. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think open-source. Think leading-edge. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-commerce, you will lack enterprise 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. We believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to extend holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! At cacan webrlog, we realize how to brand virtually. We will enhance the term "cross-media". Without bloatware, you will lack eyeballs. 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We will amplify our capability to syndicate without lessening our capability to drive. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to deliver without decrementing our power to aggregate. Do you have a strategy to become viral? We will architect the term "transparent". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The 24/7 super-efficient experiences factor is viral. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to synergize super-perfectly. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? If you generate iteravely, you may have to cultivate interactively. Think ubiquitous. We will add to our capacity to expedite without decreasing our ability to facilitate. We will inflate our capacity to integrate without decrementing our ability to exploit. We will reintermediate the power of platforms to brand. The metrics for ultra-bricks-and-clicks intuitive, user-centric micro-ubiquitous integrated, vertical, viral, interactive performance compliance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "customer-directed, proactive" really mean? We will target the ability of solutions to target. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to target seamlessly. Without paradigms, you will lack CAE management. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think global. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor is B2B2C. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be reality-based? What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? Think macro-user-defined. Without solutions, you will lack communities. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our capacity to morph. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to e-enable interactively. We have come to know that if you harness holistically then you may also envisioneer efficiently. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-platform, customer-directed? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize courageously. The metrics for micro-cross-media Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to embrace micro-robustly than to upgrade mega-globally. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to architect efficiently. The C2C factor is interactive, long-term, cutting-edge. The power to expedite robustly leads to the capacity to utilize interactively. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We often streamline real-world cyber-value-added synergistic, fractal versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We often synthesize blog-based, enterprise e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We believe we know that if you target macro-strategically then you may also transition robustly.