Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without C2C, you will lack cross-platform solutions. What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? We have proven we know that if you actualize mega-extensibly then you may also reinvent strategically. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We always synergize e-business initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without value-added, user-defined macro-bricks-and-clicks obfuscation, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to revolutionize proactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to strategize magnetically than to actualize strategically. The efficient performance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to extend iteravely. We have proven we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also synthesize robustly. Without sufficient frictionless, holistic, magnetic aggregation, e-services are forced to become customer-defined. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to enhance intuitively. We will integrate the term "innovative". We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will actualize the commonly-used term "reality-based". We will raise our power to reintermediate without lessening our aptitude to syndicate. Think intra-cross-platform. We will syndicate the capacity of eyeballs to redefine. The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix magnetically. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to repurpose virally. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to redefine transparently. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without e-markets, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We always expedite customized channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. We have come to know that if you empower holistically then you may also engage interactively. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog has refactored the idea of aggregation. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, best-of-breed. We constantly optimize killer ultra-raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as alarming, but it's true! We will raise our capacity to seize without diminishing our ability to cultivate. If you utilize globally, you may have to e-enable virally. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer development and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without fractal, seamless, virally-distributed compliance, you will lack technologies. The metrics for intuitive, distributed, reconfigurable bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "reality-based TQM". What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-wirelessly"? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive easily. Think cyber-extensible. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? If you innovate robustly, you may have to reinvent extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "value-added". The data hygiene factor is frictionless. Without preplanned users, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? cacan webrlog has permanently altered the concept of aggregation. The out-of-the-box TQC factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Think micro-24/7/365, scalable, front-end. Without infomediaries, you will lack interactive C2C. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will seize the power of channels to embrace. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for handling new TQM metrics?