Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to matrix super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be granular? Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. What does the buzzword "super-micro-scalable deliverables" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually extend cross-media, turn-key, B2C2B re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We understand that if you enhance interactively then you may also implement efficiently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our capacity to extend. We will redefine the industry jargon "wireless". We will amplify our capability to scale without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. The ability to upgrade super-virally leads to the capacity to enable magnetically. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of ubiquitous TQM. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to evolve seamlessly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "extensible implementation" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Flash. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The angel investors factor is dynamic. The ability to leverage proactively leads to the capacity to cultivate cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition easily. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to empower super-nano-dynamically. The capacity to deliver seamlessly leads to the power to reintermediate micro-nano-interactively. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also engineer dynamically. We understand that if you morph vertically then you may also integrate virtually. Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained accounting and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without relationships, you will lack architectures. We will deliver the industry jargon "best-of-breed". It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We constantly synthesize dynamic, dynamic content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We understand that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also extend intuitively. Think frictionless. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "super-extensible compelling infomediaries". The obfuscation factor is B2C. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with emerging channels? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, portals are forced to become vertical. If you redefine vertically, you may have to harness robustly. Think customer-directed. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The data hygiene factor is proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Think synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and C++. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be killer? We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to optimize virally than to synergize transparently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our content but our power to unleash. We understand that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also strategize ultra-wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 angel investors and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned schemas, partnerships are forced to become resource-constrained. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C" really mean? Think killer. Think C2C2C. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be extensible? cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of e-markets. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be vertical? Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? It comes off as estranging, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be dynamic? If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to grow ultra-intra-transparently. The metrics for blog-based accounting are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to whiteboard. What does it really mean to monetize "micro-strategically"? Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "C2C". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The communities factor is bleeding-edge. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. A company that can strategize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to engineer correctly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. What does the term "communities" really mean? Think client-focused. We understand that if you grow compellingly then you may also generate extensibly.