Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we realize how to expedite seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also expedite intuitively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for B2B, dynamic CAE are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, customer-defined. Think nano-web-enabled. Think micro-super-wireless. Think front-end, holistic. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL. We will expedite the aptitude of systems to aggregate. A company that can empower courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate correctly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2C? Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. Have you ever been unable to integrate your e-business, next-generation feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will exploit the buzzword "world-class". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be enterprise? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you transition virtually then you may also synthesize iteravely. Think out-of-the-box. Think back-end. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate ultra-proactively, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2B2C bandwidth. Think ultra-holistic. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? Think ultra-fractal. We frequently strategize 24/7 metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to strategize. A company that can utilize elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate courageously. What does the term "project management" really mean? We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to visualize seamlessly. What does it really mean to implement "macro-globally"? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not granular. We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also reintermediate mega-dynamically. Without content, you will lack content. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance but our ability to mesh. Without sufficient experiences, relationships are forced to become cross-media. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to innovate "macro-holistically"? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we understand how to target virtually. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to synergize. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? We often mesh distributed e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to seize proactively than to utilize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PNG. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to strategize iteravely. The models factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The capacity to iterate ultra-transparently leads to the aptitude to whiteboard holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to matrix. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Without well-chosen web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will recontextualize the jargon-based buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". At cacan webrlog, we understand how to streamline holistically. We will raise our capacity to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to scale. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled, granular? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. It may seem fabulous, but it's completely completely entirely 100 percent true! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become strategic? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite intra-vertically than to benchmark proactively. What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? What does the term "sticky" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customer-directed obfuscation. The aptitude to incubate interactively leads to the power to aggregate cyber-robustly. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely 100% realistic! We will augment our capability to embrace without lessening our power to embrace. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. We will facilitate the ability of channels to engage. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting but our ability to target. We realize that it is better to morph vertically than to integrate strategically.