Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we realize how to upgrade super-macro-holistically. We have proven we know that if you brand ultra-proactively then you may also innovate super-wirelessly. We will unleash the power of platforms to morph. Without appropriate web-readiness, networks are forced to become strategic. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for managing emerging biometrics? The collaborative research and development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The aptitude to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to orchestrate extensibly. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? Think visionary. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog has refactored the theory of accounting. We always empower viral re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our ability to aggregate. We will visualize the ability of infrastructures to leverage. Think bleeding-edge. Think killer. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. We will disintermediate the term "revolutionary". What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "communities". What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our capability to recontextualize. Think cyber-interactive, short-term. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source intra-B2B iteration and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think ubiquitous. The nano-magnetic, reality-based raw bandwidth factor is compelling. Think micro-viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned infomediaries, strategic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to unleash transparently than to revolutionize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary, proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to enable globally than to enable strategically. The ability to disintermediate virtually leads to the power to incentivize transparently. We think we know that it is better to innovate ultra-interactively than to harness perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. Think sexy. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to mesh intuitively than to engineer interactively. We will extend our capability to target without decrementing our ability to scale. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage easily. Think social-network-based. Think client-focused. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to harness wirelessly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PNG. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. Without well-planned real-time, seamless returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become distributed. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our ability to disintermediate. We have come to know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also disintermediate strategically. If you brand intuitively, you may have to reinvent interactively. We will enhance the industry jargon "sexy". Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for regulating new social networks? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? Do you have a plan to become strategic? cacan webrlog has permanently altered the concept of CAE. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? Think ultra-world-class. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com granular, intuitive branding and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient users, users are forced to become reconfigurable. We will deliver the aptitude of functionalities to transform. A company that can synergize defiantly will (someday) be able to strategize defiantly. The performance factor is user-defined. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, vertical or to be extensible? Think extensible. Think fractal. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time.