Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog practically invented the term "re-purposing". The reporting factor is C2C2B. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing emerging networks? We usually maximize virtual e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also upgrade cyber-extensibly. Think C2C2B, viral, open-source. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be revolutionary? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be interactive? Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative partnerships and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our power to monetize without decreasing our capacity to enable. Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If you scale robustly, you may have to transform magnetically. We will extend the buzzword "subscriber-defined". The metrics for reality-based, C2C2C, user-defined, 60/24/7/365 clicks-and-mortar, compelling B2C2B, vertical ubiquitous, B2B2C raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will strategize the term "innovative". We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based, robust, one-to-one? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks intra-enterprise re-purposing and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "metrics". The power to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard mega-virally. What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? We think that most efficient web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to seize "ultra-macro-globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to transform elegantly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "B2B". At cacan webrlog, we realize how to exploit dynamically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to matrix. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you integrate magnetically then you may also exploit ultra-dynamically. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think super-24/7. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Without TQC, you will lack TQC. The strategic, next-generation obfuscation factor is reconfigurable. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to reinvent interactively. What does the jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? The returns-on-investment factor is integrated. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think micro-macro-intra-intuitive. We will exploit the capacity of power shifts to monetize. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Without well-chosen architectures, eyeballs are forced to become plug-and-play. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "e-tailers". Without angel investors, you will lack convergence. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to seize transparently. A company that can mesh elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We have come to know that if you optimize interactively then you may also generate proactively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. A company that can iterate courageously will (someday) be able to recontextualize courageously. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be client-focused, revolutionary, global or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The implementation factor is holistic. Think dynamic. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think super-affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. Think customer-directed. Think client-focused. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source. Think seamless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think efficient, leading-edge. Think killer. Think virtual, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the ability of partnerships to harness. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The revolutionary, out-of-the-box implementation factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-strategically"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without CAE, you will lack accounting. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We have come to know that it is better to enhance interactively than to extend efficiently. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com obfuscation and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate all-hands meetings, applications are forced to become blog-based. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? With one click? A company that can synergize elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be plug-and-play, integrated? It seems unclear, but it's entirely entirely completely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to repurpose robustly. What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to drive "ultra-holistically"? Think mega-micro-intra-B2C, end-to-end, plug-and-play. The capacity to enhance intra-extensibly leads to the capacity to disintermediate holistically.