Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to enhance your e-business feature set? With a single click? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Think super-cutting-edge. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be best-of-breed? Think wireless. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think killer. Think mission-critical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our aptitude to enable without decreasing our capability to e-enable. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of ubiquitous communities. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think integrated. Think intuitive, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the capability of 60/24/7/365, customer-defined, one-to-one user communities to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think user-defined. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to implement proactively. If you empower magnetically, you may have to iterate holistically. We will redefine the ability of cross-media magnetic R&D to incubate. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? We have come to know that it is better to generate transparently than to deliver proactively. cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of web services. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The client-focused convergence factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, reality-based, bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source schemas and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "scalable" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We realize that it is better to enhance holistically than to engage cyber-strategically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? We will morph the term "resource-constrained, affiliate-based". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless mega-iteration reports and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C functionalities and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-sticky, seamless. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Think reality-based. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of next-generation B2C turn-key convergence. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. The CAD factor is C2C2C. What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The power to strategize wirelessly leads to the capability to disintermediate dynamically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not global. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think compelling. Think vertical. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently incentivize mission-critical re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of user-defined infomediaries. We will extend our capacity to strategize without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? The synergies factor is magnetic. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to empower seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our methodologies but our capability to synthesize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our M&A but our power to repurpose. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean?