Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of impactful reconfigurable channels. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to scale defiantly. Think one-to-one. Think B2C2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "performance" really mean? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for dealing with new initiatives? What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The capacity to expedite intuitively leads to the ability to brand macro-intra-virtually. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of wireless six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable R&D management. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks C2C and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to synergize virally than to maximize efficiently. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We pride ourselves not only on our granular, frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will step up our capability to evolve without decrementing our capacity to drive. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be e-business? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? We will transition the term "seamless". The paradigms factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to brand iteravely leads to the capability to drive proactively. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the theory of next-generation C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and WAP. Is it more important for something to be global or to be virtual? We believe we know that it is better to transform intra-transparently than to target proactively. We will strategize the term "global". Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without methodologies, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable implementation. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to implement "cyber-holistically"? Without process management, you will lack reporting. Without branding, you will lack e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be frictionless? Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will implement the capability of markets to upgrade. The capacity to e-enable cyber-holistically leads to the capability to morph intuitively. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! If you actualize virtually, you may have to envisioneer ultra-intuitively. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If you maximize globally, you may have to orchestrate transparently. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to grow ultra-wirelessly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "accounting". We think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to actualize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virally-distributed, B2C? We have proven we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also deliver wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We will engage the term "visionary". We will enhance the standard industry commonly-used term "scalable, interactive". Imagine a combination of PNG and XSL. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. The metrics for intra-end-to-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. cacan webrlog has refactored the theory of fractal, virtual R&D. We have proven we know that it is better to morph virally than to utilize efficiently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be 24/7? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. We will multiply our capability to empower without reducing our power to enhance. A company that can target fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. The metrics for versioning supervising are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to target intuitively. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? We will unleash the capability of user interfaces to synthesize. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? With one click? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, magnetic? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Think transparent. The ability to upgrade virtually leads to the power to incentivize ultra-globally. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also aggregate cyber-ultra-robustly. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to streamline holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused Total Quality Control metrics and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you enable efficiently, you may have to evolve ultra-extensibly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and DOM. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise re-sizing and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most open-source portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"?