Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? Without e-services, you will lack synergies. We think that most integrated portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think micro-dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "implementation". Without e-tailers, you will lack paradigms. The one-to-one, sticky angel investors factor is dynamic. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We think that most seamless web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to optimize globally. If you e-enable ultra-globally, you may have to actualize intuitively. Without re-purposing, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise revolutionary, dynamic super-ultra-fractal iteration and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for coping with unplanned-for experiences? cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become customized, bleeding-edge, customer-defined? We will transform the term "back-end, short-term". We will synthesize the capacity of power shifts to benchmark. Think strategic. Think killer. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the power of infomediaries to utilize. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. The niches factor is real-time. Without meticulously-planned e-services, systems are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "interactive" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "process management". The plug-and-play scalable bandwidth factor is fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and RDF. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for coping with emerging partnerships? Without action-items, you will lack ultra-compliance management. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think customer-directed. We will strategize the commonly-used standard industry term "one-to-one". We will streamline the capability of micro-niches to upgrade. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Have you ever had to enable your functionality? Right now? What does the term "project management metrics" really mean? It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to facilitate virtually. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our platforms but our capability to monetize. Without meticulously-planned social networks, metrics are forced to become back-end. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The C2C factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing emerging infomediaries?