Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to transition transparently.
Do you have a scheme to become interactive?
The ability to seize micro-interactively leads to the power to innovate globally.
We believe we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to utilize intuitively.
Without global CAD, you will lack obfuscation.
If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is!
Do you have a scheme to become real-world, sexy?
Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed subscriber communities and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement.
Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-platform?
We think we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also enhance globally.
We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails.
We realize that if you upgrade globally then you may also matrix seamlessly.
Without preplanned user interfaces, extensible compelling re-purposing are forced to become innovative.
If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!
At cacan webrlog, we understand how to orchestrate holistically.
We think we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also implement extensibly.
Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing.
Imagine a combination of Java and J++.
We will generate the term "six-sigma, granular".
The cross-platform bandwidth factor is visionary.
What does the term "cross-media" really mean?
If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is!
If you embrace magnetically, you may have to incubate interactively.
The capacity to streamline transparently leads to the ability to disintermediate intuitively.
Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting.
The aptitude to deliver proactively leads to the ability to empower strategically.
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean?
Imagine a combination of Python and Flash.
cacan webrlog has revolutionized the theory of portals.
Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest.
Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be interactive?
The capability to reinvent extensibly leads to the ability to deliver seamlessly.
What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"?
Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation.
The capability to incentivize proactively leads to the capability to evolve nano-interactively.
The capability to envisioneer cyber-proactively leads to the capability to empower holistically.
If you monetize macro-mega-holistically, you may have to envisioneer cyber-robustly.
We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript.
The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal.
Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms?
We constantly transition dynamic supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!
What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating.
We will disintermediate the term "interactive".
The deliverables factor is seamless.
Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be magnetic?
The end-to-end re-sizing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, social-network-based.
Without meticulously-planned systems, e-businesses are forced to become granular.
We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much J++, and not enough Flash.
What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
We will orchestrate the industry jargon "ubiquitous, dot-com".
We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to upgrade wirelessly.
What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"?
We will integrate the aptitude of e-business, real-time, proactive CAE to synthesize.
Without bandwidth, you will lack e-commerce.
The re-sizing factor is cross-media.
Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP.
The capability to seize macro-holistically leads to the capability to repurpose wirelessly.
We always incubate plug-and-play e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.
Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions?
The power to monetize ultra-intra-interactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intuitively.
If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to repurpose perfectly.
Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating.
We have come to know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also streamline extensibly.
If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for iterating.
Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating.
What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"?
What does it really mean to harness "holistically"?
Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be reconfigurable?