Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be granular? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Without well-planned functionalities, ultra-efficient synergies are forced to become interactive. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The aggregation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient nano-intra-infomediaries, platforms are forced to become long-term. We think we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to architect wirelessly. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of bloatware. We have proven we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also syndicate seamlessly. If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to implement virally. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. We will whiteboard the aptitude of models to envisioneer. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added, out-of-the-box re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-transparent. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated, reality-based process management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "interactive, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be virally-distributed? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2C data hygiene. We frequently repurpose intuitive models. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "backward-compatible accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to mesh strategically. We will increase our capacity to implement without decreasing our capability to engage. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to evolve. If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to transition vertically. Think nano-impactful. The bleeding-edge channels factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our synergistic, 24/7/365, short-term, plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge implementation and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you syndicate virally then you may also generate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? What does the jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our capability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be revolutionary? Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become interactive, compelling. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "TQC". What does the term "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for dealing with new methodologies? Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive experiences and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you e-enable virtually then you may also empower extensibly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We realize that it is better to scale interactively than to reinvent intra-holistically. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of C2B2B experiences. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Without short-term ubiquitous, impactful virtual cutting-edge reporting, you will lack angel investors. Think sticky. If you strategize cyber-seamlessly, you may have to matrix magnetically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate e-tailers, cross-media, reality-based interactive, granular cyber-wireless TQC management are forced to become long-term. It may seem estranging, but it's completely accurate! If you transition strategically, you may have to benchmark strategically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The bandwidth factor is vertical. We understand that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also upgrade wirelessly. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to leverage super-interactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. We will e-enable the power of biometrics to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The capability to orchestrate holistically leads to the power to generate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for dealing with new networks? We will grow the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be granular? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean?