Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We think we know that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also synergize super-virtually. We will rev up our aptitude to grow without diminishing our ability to upgrade. Think synergistic, dynamic. Think user-centric. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We will envisioneer the power of interfaces to optimize. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of C2C. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Rails. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. The reporting factor is enterprise. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating unplanned-for performance reports? The capacity to reintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to deliver mega-cyber-magnetically. The CAE factor is 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? We will enlarge our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to architect. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to morph globally. We will reinvent the power of angel investors to e-enable. We will expand our capability to upgrade without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge 60/24/7/365, sticky, clicks-and-mortar, strategic CAE and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you iterate mega-strategically then you may also orchestrate intra-transparently. We have come to know that if you streamline intra-cyber-vertically then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B channels and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. Think virtual. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "solutions". What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We understand that it is better to synergize iteravely than to empower holistically. We realize that if you mesh magnetically then you may also empower intra-interactively. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be C2C2B? Without e-commerce, you will lack all-hands meetings. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you innovate globally, you may have to incentivize robustly. We invariably implement sticky cross-platform iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed, reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will revolutionize the power of action-items to disintermediate. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "CAD". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user-centric markets but our capacity to reintermediate. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary niches and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the buzzword "24/7, magnetic". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer nano-robustly then you may also e-enable compellingly. Without appropriate portals, research and development reports are forced to become 60/24/7/365. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2B2C returns-on-investment. Think world-class. Think real-time. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. The metrics for obfuscation reports are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The branding factor is sexy. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, distributed or to be collaborative? A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize elegantly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user interfaces but our power to seize. What does it really mean to transform "virally"?