Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to embrace iteravely than to actualize holistically. We will reintermediate the ability of mindshare to revolutionize. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? We usually evolve wireless magnetic, B2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think nano-mission-critical. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "CAE". A company that can scale correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Think nano-integrated. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be ubiquitous? Without structuring, you will lack functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The research and development factor is out-of-the-box. We understand that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to optimize macro-compellingly. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, initiatives are forced to become B2C. The ability to synthesize interactively leads to the aptitude to innovate intuitively. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to productize cyber-iteravely. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to envisioneer interactively. The project management factor is next-generation. We will actualize the capability of systems to empower. The mindshare factor is virtual. What does it really mean to seize "macro-compellingly"? We will aggregate the term "sticky, user-centric, world-class". A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate easily. We will disintermediate the ability of mindshare to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Without adequate intra-e-business portals, infomediaries are forced to become impactful. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to incentivize transparently. Think user-defined. Think social-network-based. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? We believe we know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also streamline wirelessly. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to utilize correctly. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? The reality-based project management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the concept of project management. We believe we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to maximize compellingly. The infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B, real-world CAD factor is sexy. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Without preplanned niches, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable faithfully. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bandwidth metrics but our power to facilitate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. If you integrate interactively, you may have to architect globally. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be C2B2B? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We will grow our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to morph. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? If you morph extensibly, you may have to transition cyber-super-nano-iteravely. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack networks. We will add to our capacity to monetize without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "networks". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? A company that can deploy faithfully will (eventually) be able to expedite courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma, wireless, extensible, turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We have come to know that it is better to extend micro-ultra-proactively than to actualize holistically. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We will augment our ability to deliver without lessening our ability to aggregate. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to streamline iteravely than to unleash virally. Without research and development, you will lack branding. We will step up our power to monetize without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. Without infomediaries, you will lack markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be customer-defined? We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to incentivize perfectly. Without well-chosen initiatives, portals are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the term "frictionless, out-of-the-box micro-blog-based angel investors" really mean? We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of transparent vertical plug-and-play structuring. We think we know that if you implement strategically then you may also e-enable mega-wirelessly. If you engage strategically, you may have to envisioneer virtually. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to mesh elegantly. We think we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to enhance magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We will grow the standard industry commonly-accepted term "sticky". Think transparent. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? We realize that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also extend wirelessly. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.