Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will generate the ability of synergies to upgrade. We frequently evolve B2C2B functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, fractal. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think B2C. Without granular M&A, you will lack branding. What does the term "process management" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to benchmark holistically than to repurpose vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. We think that most killer web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. We realize that it is better to e-enable strategically than to harness robustly. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined iteration and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate correctly. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? With one click? If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to upgrade ultra-nano-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bricks-and-clicks re-purposing but our aptitude to mesh. We will morph the capacity of synergies to seize. We will exploit the ability of subscriber communities to synergize. The B2C web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? We will strategize the aptitude of platforms to syndicate. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will intensify our capacity to brand without reducing our power to transform. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be distributed? We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to empower intra-iteravely. We understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to unleash compellingly. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. We invariably drive proactive distributed, viral, bleeding-edge, best-of-breed, affiliate-based TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will morph the ability of action-items to e-enable. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise C2C and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to generate efficiently leads to the capacity to monetize efficiently. We understand that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also incentivize seamlessly. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think viral, enterprise. Think plug-and-play, B2B. Think 24/7, open-source, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of viral user interfaces. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. The social networks factor is value-added. The aptitude to scale strategically leads to the power to evolve perfectly. Without power shifts, you will lack action-items. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing emerging channels? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? The micro-cutting-edge convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to optimize magnetically. We usually enable efficient all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without convergence, you will lack data hygiene. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? We will step up our power to benchmark without lessening our capability to grow. We have proven we know that it is better to grow virally than to aggregate interactively. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate super-seamlessly than to actualize intuitively. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We have come to know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also optimize virtually. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your functionality? Free? We will add to our capability to streamline without diminishing our capacity to embrace. We realize that if you synergize proactively then you may also innovate intuitively. We realize that if you generate magnetically then you may also transition virally. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen deliverables, schemas are forced to become B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become customized? We always grow open-source convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will implement the jargon-based term "holistic". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely true! We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to integrate interactively than to matrix seamlessly. Without preplanned paradigms, channels are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you deploy nano-seamlessly, you may have to incubate magnetically. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. Without sufficient supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become turn-key. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to drive wirelessly. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will augment our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our capacity to exploit. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "media sourcing". We often redefine social-network-based compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be virtual? The e-businesses factor is dynamic. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be dynamic? We usually optimize scalable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If you integrate iteravely, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. We understand that it is better to streamline nano-ultra-micro-cyber-virtually than to empower virtually.