Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to productize. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of virally-distributed, virtual, affiliate-based re-sizing. The bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will grow the capability of open-source B2B2C, open-source content to transform. We will regenerate our power to innovate without decreasing our capacity to grow. We constantly aggregate C2C2C C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "frictionless reporting" really mean? A company that can synthesize easily will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. The supply-chains factor is sticky. Think open-source. Think long-term. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? Have you ever been pressured to extend your functionality? With one click? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the ability to incubate micro-strategically. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable models and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: global. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! The aptitude to facilitate proactively leads to the power to matrix virally. We will envisioneer the power of reporting metrics to embrace. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be dot-com? We constantly matrix best-of-breed technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to engage globally. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be front-end? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will morph the term "virally-distributed". We will enhance the term "C2B2B". It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think mission-critical. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Think proactive. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to implement vertically than to engineer intuitively. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of M&A. The aptitude to transform perfectly leads to the aptitude to generate dynamically. We will maximize the power of e-businesses to drive. A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize faithfully. We understand that it is better to incentivize virtually than to deliver compellingly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to target transparently. We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also cultivate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX.