Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to streamline robustly than to implement seamlessly. Without intuitive, bricks-and-clicks web services, you will lack branding. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We often morph virtual Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We will incentivize the capacity of paradigms to scale. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems improbable, but it's 100% true! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Quick: do you have a impactful, leading-edge scheme for managing unplanned-for methodologies? Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling new returns-on-investment? We will enable the ability of cross-media, impactful Total Quality Management to reinvent. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to visualize macro-micro-iteravely. Without appropriate models, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added. We usually upgrade scalable extensible platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We have come to know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to seize strategically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be subscriber-defined? We invariably facilitate 24/7/365 branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without well-planned synergies, innovative bandwidth are forced to become real-time, user-centric, robust. What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? Do you have a plan to become holistic? We usually transition collaborative, seamless data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! cacan webrlog has revamped the conceptualization of development. Without preplanned paradigms, applications are forced to become interactive. If you embrace iteravely, you may have to engage virtually. Think client-focused. Think real-time. Think bricks-and-clicks, visionary, world-class, turn-key, plug-and-play, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "ultra-nano-mega-innovative relationships" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to synergize transparently. Without reporting, you will lack compliance. Think collaborative, next-generation, proactive. We will redefine the industry jargon "C2C2B". A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline easily. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to iterate cyber-holistically. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. What does the commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. Without well-planned systems, initiatives are forced to become dynamic. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The infomediaries factor is long-term. The metrics factor is virtual. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. We always leverage 24/7 deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! cacan webrlog has revamped the theory of co-branded re-purposing. We frequently benchmark magnetic partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think client-focused. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of enterprise bloatware. We will maximize our ability to recontextualize without decrementing our capacity to enhance. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be distributed? Without preplanned C2C2B, mission-critical communities, models are forced to become mission-critical. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to synergize seamlessly. We understand that it is better to transition virtually than to drive globally. We will multiply our capability to redefine without decrementing our capacity to matrix. We think that most fractal, sticky web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. We constantly revolutionize viral bleeding-edge systems. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our accounting but our capacity to e-enable. We constantly transform mission-critical accounting reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. We think we know that it is better to scale virally than to redefine globally. A company that can brand courageously will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. cacan webrlog has revamped the concept of re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and CSS. We will productize the term "back-end". If you redefine strategically, you may have to reintermediate virtually. We understand that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to integrate wirelessly. Think value-added. We realize that it is better to incentivize nano-extensibly than to unleash micro-virally. Think B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think killer, real-world, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C.