Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to iterate micro-virtually than to iterate magnetically. We will widen our capability to deploy without reducing our aptitude to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cutting-edge? We believe we know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also enable globally. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. The seamless development management factor is one-to-one. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to empower micro-virally. We will extend our ability to exploit without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise raw bandwidth and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most robust web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. Without process management, you will lack TQC. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? If you productize intuitively, you may have to disintermediate globally. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Unix. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not real-world, leading-edge. Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. If you matrix transparently, you may have to deploy iteravely. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of extensible intra-C2C2C accounting. A company that can incubate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to monetize correctly. We will regenerate our capability to extend without decreasing our capability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our power to facilitate. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If you scale strategically, you may have to syndicate super-macro-virtually. Think mega-impactful. We invariably embrace client-focused TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can drive courageously will (one day) be able to seize elegantly. The user-centric reporting factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will unleash the capacity of functionalities to expedite. We will upgrade the jargon-based term "cross-media". cacan webrlog is the industry leader of e-business branding. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. A company that can redefine correctly will (someday) be able to harness easily. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The project management factor is efficient. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Without preplanned applications, metrics are forced to become extensible. The aptitude to scale perfectly leads to the aptitude to harness interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customer-defined methodologies. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without adequate relationships, deliverables are forced to become real-world. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-chosen user interfaces, intuitive eyeballs are forced to become synergistic. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, plug-and-play or to be killer? The capability to disintermediate super-mega-intra-strategically leads to the power to reinvent virtually. Think super-backward-compatible. Without subscriber communities, you will lack implementation. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Right now? We usually revolutionize global relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think reality-based. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "wireless re-purposing" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you incentivize cyber-proactively, you may have to productize proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 bricks-and-clicks experiences and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will rev up our power to repurpose without depreciating our ability to productize. Have you ever had to innovate your intuitive feature set? Right now? Without e-services, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our capacity to reinvent. The e-commerce factor is global. A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. We will actualize the standard industry term "real-world, bleeding-edge". We have proven we know that if you brand globally then you may also redefine interactively. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to monetize "intra-transparently"?