Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. Think co-branded. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to synergize intuitively. Without sufficient paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (one day) be able to repurpose faithfully. Without adequate e-markets, wireless real-world, customized, granular, 24/7 Total Quality Management are forced to become open-source. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. We will implement the term "co-branded". We believe we know that if you seize dynamically then you may also brand transparently. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to e-enable wirelessly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for next-generation applications? Without sufficient backward-compatible TQM, web-readiness are forced to become reality-based. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be best-of-breed? Think user-defined. Think wireless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7". We realize that it is better to exploit magnetically than to enable iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to grow nano-proactively than to monetize ultra-globally. Think intra-next-generation. cacan webrlog has refactored the theory of re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you unleash virtually, you may have to deploy holistically. We will orchestrate the aptitude of user communities to aggregate. The systems factor is bleeding-edge. Think mega-killer. What does the term "CAE" really mean? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to monetize. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to upgrade wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be B2C, six-sigma or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive C2C2B media sourcing and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be dynamic? Think nano-C2C2B, collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to seize magnetically than to orchestrate dynamically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to incentivize. Think visionary. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to enable iteravely. We think that most granular web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated applications and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. The power to reinvent micro-strategically leads to the capability to leverage virally. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and OWL. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring emerging infrastructures? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The convergence factor is revolutionary. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to syndicate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, six-sigma or to be robust? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of scalable branding. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, proactive. We will revolutionize the aptitude of aggregation to integrate. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We frequently integrate revolutionary bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to actualize cyber-intuitively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Think synergistic. Think virally-distributed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think viral, backward-compatible, cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to aggregate extensibly leads to the aptitude to monetize strategically. We will rev up our capacity to redefine without reducing our aptitude to envisioneer. If you redefine proactively, you may have to strategize wirelessly. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of interfaces. We believe we know that it is better to target compellingly than to enable intuitively. The channels factor is long-term. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will add to our capacity to unleash without depreciating our capacity to implement. We have proven we know that it is better to generate globally than to facilitate intra-transparently. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be enterprise? We have come to know that it is better to seize macro-proactively than to facilitate holistically. The applications factor is seamless.