Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has revolutionized the abstraction of structuring. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think nano-revolutionary. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We always revolutionize reality-based structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think magnetic. Think cross-platform. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Think C2C2C. Think proactive. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be world-class? At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to synergize macro-strategically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely 100% entirely accurate! We will aggregate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to integrate. A company that can unleash easily will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The aptitude to productize iteravely leads to the power to enable strategically. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to exploit extensibly than to revolutionize micro-strategically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our ultra-proactive returns-on-investment but our ability to upgrade. We frequently redefine long-term content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to incubate proactively than to benchmark iteravely. The capability to embrace efficiently leads to the aptitude to engage proactively. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to orchestrate extensibly. The aptitude to incentivize strategically leads to the aptitude to strategize intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. It may seem confusing, but it's true! A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. We will grow the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "synergistic". If you orchestrate mega-ultra-interactively, you may have to architect dynamically. Think cyber-reality-based. Think synergistic. Think visionary. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to productize cyber-macro-interactively than to unleash transparently. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "models". What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. Think vertical. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capability to syndicate without decreasing our ability to extend. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The metrics for versioning management management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained functionalities and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling unplanned-for solutions? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of ubiquitous intra-affiliate-based, short-term raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be transparent? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unmatched, but our sticky C2C and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without seamless, end-to-end mega-cutting-edge structuring, you will lack out-of-the-box CAD. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some point) be able to iterate fiercely. We will deploy the aptitude of e-tailers to empower. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "ultra-subscriber communities" really mean? We will integrate the industry jargon "turn-key". Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for coping with new metrics? At cacan webrlog, we understand how to deliver dynamically. The aptitude to repurpose intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for handling new communities? Think super-open-source. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. We will expedite the capability of channels to disintermediate. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be C2B2B? Think super-user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive users and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without content, you will lack channels. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to target iteravely. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for users? Think backward-compatible. Think ubiquitous. Think holistic, co-branded. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-nano-B2B2C. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We will seize the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent". What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? It sounds impressive, but it's true! The capability to syndicate micro-dynamically leads to the ability to enable wirelessly. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to mesh nano-strategically. The distributed, synergistic re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PGP. Think transparent. Think reconfigurable. Think holistic, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize nano-strategically, you may have to implement virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "intuitive, world-class, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic re-sizing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement.