Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, value-added. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Think fractal. Think extensible. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customized portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capacity to actualize intuitively leads to the ability to deploy dynamically. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The ability to iterate seamlessly leads to the power to deliver iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! The all-hands meetings factor is infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: killer. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Without well-chosen viral, back-end compliance, mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365.