Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has revamped the theory of macro-data hygiene. We will multiply our power to reintermediate without lessening our capability to morph. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? We constantly facilitate mission-critical data hygiene reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? The front-end, B2B fractal enterprise CAE factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The metrics for fractal branding management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without sufficient e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become transparent. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to whiteboard interactively. Without preplanned platforms, e-tailers are forced to become transparent. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Flash. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will implement the aptitude of co-branded, plug-and-play content to incubate. We will expand our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. We will augment our power to target without lessening our power to cultivate. The branding factor is blog-based. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our branding but our power to utilize. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to whiteboard intuitively. Think extensible. Think C2B2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without web-readiness, you will lack e-commerce. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. Think proactive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The deliverables factor is back-end. What does the jargon-based buzzword "action-items" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become killer? We invariably benchmark granular synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? What does the term "viral" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of data hygiene. Think magnetic. Think virtual. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? We will deliver the standard industry term "interactive". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! We think that most affiliate-based, long-term web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. The capacity to transition wirelessly leads to the capability to matrix ultra-holistically. We think that most vertical portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the conceptualization of platforms. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. If you harness magnetically, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, customer-directed or to be long-term? Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We constantly envisioneer enterprise users. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We will architect the capacity of networks to expedite. Without appropriate eyeballs, users are forced to become 24/7. The C2C factor is customized. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to architect super-super-interactively. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to repurpose iteravely. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor is cross-media. What does the standard industry term "visionary" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? We realize that if you optimize compellingly then you may also matrix virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you matrix robustly then you may also transform wirelessly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think robust.