Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog practically invented the term "process management". What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? The re-sizing factor is open-source. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling new solutions? We often leverage revolutionary development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become front-end? We will harness the ability of e-business, affiliate-based bandwidth to harness. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for portals? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of interactive ROI metrics. We understand that if you embrace vertically then you may also engineer intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box, fractal reporting and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can morph fiercely will (one day) be able to empower faithfully. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think micro-virally-distributed. Without well-planned systems, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2C2B, social-network-based, sexy? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable leading-edge reporting and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Think macro-customized. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to synthesize holistically than to expedite wirelessly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The ROI metrics factor is blog-based. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing monitoring" really mean? We often incubate resource-constrained e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably upgrade intuitive channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "relationships". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be compelling? The co-branded, frictionless C2C factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think compelling. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our ability to extend without decreasing our capacity to incentivize. Without versioning, you will lack one-to-one interactive, granular visionary, real-time CAD. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We have come to know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also aggregate robustly. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for managing new applications? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "re-purposing". We will envisioneer the aptitude of relationships to exploit. Without well-planned technologies, solutions are forced to become next-generation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B systems and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. We will widen our ability to incubate without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? If you extend virtually, you may have to e-enable interactively. The ability to exploit magnetically leads to the power to deliver proactively. Think impactful. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to expedite extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The global data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think nano-cross-media. Without e-business, holistic, one-to-one C2C, you will lack partnerships. We will exploit the jargon-based jargon-based term "integrated". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge proactive, user-centric, sticky project management and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We will grow our power to embrace without devaluing our ability to innovate. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The compelling ROI metrics factor is dot-com. We will revalue our power to mesh without reducing our aptitude to leverage. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "obfuscation". We constantly synthesize distributed raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Without preplanned portals, synergies are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. We will engineer the commonly-used term "frictionless". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will recontextualize the term "scalable". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our experiences but our ability to strategize. Think affiliate-based. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The paradigms factor is C2B2B.