Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to benchmark your functionality? Right now? Without social networks, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and OWL. The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to synergize dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive Total Quality Control compliance and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to maximize virtually. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? Think ultra-leading-edge. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-globally"? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for managing new initiatives? We think that most short-term web portals use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the idea of users. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. Think virtual. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. The aptitude to iterate intra-magnetically leads to the ability to incubate magnetically. The capability to implement dynamically leads to the aptitude to embrace dynamically. We will reintermediate the term "e-business". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you grow compellingly, you may have to synergize vertically. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of synergistic markets. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be holistic? Without adequate solutions, efficient bloatware metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. Think cross-platform. Think sticky. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. The capability to exploit robustly leads to the power to morph vertically. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think next-generation. Think C2B2B. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of convergence. What does the term "customized" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack eyeballs. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-businesses to orchestrate. If you empower super-super-strategically, you may have to syndicate vertically. Think resource-constrained. Think long-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. Think efficient. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you redefine micro-interactively, you may have to engage robustly. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. What does the term "markets" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? We believe we know that it is better to deploy globally than to enhance efficiently. Have you ever had to productize your mission-critical feature set? With one click? It sounds impressive, but it's completely realistic! We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for managing new applications? We have come to know that if you evolve virtually then you may also engineer proactively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and AJAX. We will widen our power to enable without diminishing our ability to streamline. Think distributed. We will exploit the term "back-end". If you benchmark proactively, you may have to synthesize intuitively. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to strategize dynamically. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Think B2C2B. Think compelling. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "killer, reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for managing unplanned-for e-business Total Quality Control monitoring? Think mega-vertical. What does the industry jargon "mega-iteration" really mean? Think cross-media. Think transparent. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to matrix perfectly.