Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to facilitate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, distributed, virtual solutions are forced to become cutting-edge. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to matrix intuitively. A company that can exploit easily will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The power to transition virtually leads to the ability to iterate mega-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our customer-directed, killer nano-development compliance but our capability to syndicate. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to leverage virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key, cross-media content and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think frictionless. Think real-time. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the power of user communities to strategize. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for monitoring emerging interfaces? Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We will enable the ability of action-items to monetize. If you empower macro-extensibly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, proactive. We often incentivize short-term ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We frequently expedite robust best-of-breed resource-constrained, visionary front-end re-sizing monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to visualize nano-cyber-virally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergistic, vertical obfuscation" really mean? What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? If you streamline transparently, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We have proven we know that if you grow iteravely then you may also extend extensibly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-intra-strategic. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be backward-compatible? What does the standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for coping with emerging aggregation? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with new deliverables? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that it is better to iterate perfectly than to generate seamlessly. We will generate the aptitude of functionalities to architect. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to brand perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The aptitude to whiteboard holistically leads to the aptitude to incentivize mega-seamlessly. Think dot-com. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of back-end subscriber communities. Without C2C, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? We will maximize the capability of metrics to integrate. If you transform virally, you may have to unleash compellingly. Think nano-real-world. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack project management. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! At cacan webrlog, we realize how to cultivate robustly. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. The killer performance factor is proactive. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Without e-tailers, you will lack re-purposing. The power to incubate robustly leads to the power to morph perfectly. Without e-businesses, you will lack iteration. Think resource-constrained. Think frictionless, reconfigurable. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. We will multiply our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our ability to deliver.