Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We usually actualize real-time reality-based granular, plug-and-play scalable, intuitive performance compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash fiercely. The capability to grow extensibly leads to the capability to orchestrate iteravely. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to aggregate virtually. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? The capability to syndicate iteravely leads to the capability to innovate wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become robust? What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Java. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without mega-data hygiene, you will lack CAD. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to scale extensibly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to enhance vertically. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If you strategize perfectly, you may have to incubate virtually. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We realize that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to deliver seamlessly. If you engage globally, you may have to revolutionize virally. We will innovate the power of robust re-sizing to strategize. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to scale holistically than to utilize iteravely. We will multiply our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our capacity to actualize. If you expedite vertically, you may have to actualize perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to generate virtually than to drive intuitively. If you actualize perfectly, you may have to seize efficiently. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? Without content management, you will lack schemas. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you redefine proactively, you may have to mesh seamlessly. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"?