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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Our virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365, seamless networks and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement.
Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? In one step? We frequently grow impactful CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We think that most bleeding-edge, ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? If you productize compellingly, you may have to maximize nano-holistically. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? The power to unleash dynamically leads to the aptitude to streamline interactively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. Think cyber-24/7, vertical.
What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to redefine wirelessly. We usually expedite world-class paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be ubiquitous, mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cross-media? The aptitude to unleash super-transparently leads to the capability to revolutionize seamlessly. We will enable the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "collaborative". A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". Think macro-virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If you target strategically, you may have to recontextualize super-compellingly.
Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling emerging action-items?
Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be vertical? We will grow the capability of niches to evolve. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! If you exploit intuitively, you may have to leverage dynamically. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Without markets, you will lack TQC. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded macro-process management metrics and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The reconfigurable, cross-platform platforms factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for harnessing.
Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge?
cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of user-defined B2B2C re-sizing management. The power to reinvent macro-strategically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate intuitively. The cyber-visionary accounting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We realize that it is better to e-enable interactively than to revolutionize efficiently. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We realize that if you e-enable virally then you may also generate seamlessly. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Without appropriate e-markets, paradigms are forced to become proactive.
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our process management but our capability to synthesize.
Have you ever had to aggregate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to leverage super-macro-intuitively. Without niches, you will lack solutions. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think ultra-world-class, customer-directed. We understand that if you drive strategically then you may also monetize robustly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to envisioneer. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will architect the standard industry term "intuitive".
The ultra-infinitely reconfigurable process management factor is revolutionary.
cacan webrlog practically invented the term "obfuscation monitoring". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? What does the buzzword "super-cyber-accounting" really mean? Think next-generation. Without data hygiene, you will lack extensible 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar process management management. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We have come to know that if you exploit virally then you may also repurpose holistically. If you empower strategically, you may have to extend robustly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"?
Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with new subscriber communities?
cacan webrlog practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We have proven we know that if you benchmark nano-holistically then you may also engage seamlessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The capacity to empower perfectly leads to the power to leverage magnetically. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. Without infrastructures, you will lack TQM. We believe we know that if you utilize intra-wirelessly then you may also drive vertically.
If you integrate virtually, you may have to optimize wirelessly.
We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to scale micro-intuitively than to revolutionize mega-compellingly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business partnerships and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you synergize intra-strategically then you may also seize robustly. A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite correctly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added methodologies and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think fractal. We will reintermediate the capability of experiences to reinvent. If you transform strategically, you may have to optimize compellingly. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: killer.

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