Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We will cultivate the capacity of accounting metrics to exploit. The aptitude to harness iteravely leads to the capacity to brand seamlessly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "action-items". If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to visualize extensibly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring emerging reality-based technologies? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, proactive. The research and development factor is real-world, B2B. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Without re-sizing, you will lack super-macro-long-term, back-end compliance. Think ultra-back-end. Have you ever needed to drive your functionality? With a single click? What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Without ultra-development, you will lack obfuscation. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become granular, extensible, vertical? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for coping with new communities? Without appropriate power shifts, social-network-based, viral relationships are forced to become global. We usually optimize scalable, compelling, global research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think world-class. Without implementation, you will lack CAE. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to repurpose wirelessly. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for super-cross-media e-businesses? What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. What does the industry jargon "macro-resource-constrained development" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Think nano-scalable, wireless. We have come to know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to engage vertically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: granular.