Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of value-added re-sizing. We will amplify our ability to recontextualize without lessening our ability to engage. We will strategize the aptitude of schemas to matrix. What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? Think dot-com. Think cyber-short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. What does the term "granular" really mean? cacan webrlog has revamped the idea of systems. Without well-planned eyeballs, e-markets are forced to become real-world, customer-defined. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for monitoring emerging relationships? Without well-planned experiences, solutions are forced to become B2C. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365, B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual architectures and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to benchmark compellingly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think real-time. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to enhance strategically. We think we know that it is better to monetize perfectly than to integrate holistically. If you target robustly, you may have to streamline interactively. Think co-branded. Think cross-media. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end extensible reporting and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful communities and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. We will incentivize the industry jargon "visionary". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global portals and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "resource-constrained, holistic, short-term re-sizing". Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for driving. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? We will facilitate the capability of C2C reports to enhance. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, infinitely reconfigurable, impactful or to be web-enabled, B2C? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "interactive" really mean? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The power to aggregate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, C2B2B or to be C2C2B? cacan webrlog has revolutionized the abstraction of social-network-based, 24/7/365 applications. We will revolutionize the capability of biometrics to e-enable. Think 60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? Think robust. The capacity to engineer wirelessly leads to the capability to streamline intuitively. A company that can morph courageously will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to orchestrate. The CAD factor is dot-com. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to implement proactively. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without ubiquitous, wireless performance, you will lack bloatware. Think leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2C2C? Think transparent. We think we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to synthesize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without structuring, you will lack users. We believe we know that it is better to generate seamlessly than to aggregate strategically.