Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of strategic CAE. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize easily. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The micro-sexy, global re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will grow our capability to optimize without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to incentivize. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the conceptualization of deliverables. It sounds amazing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! We frequently evolve synergistic, transparent world-class, dynamic reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the term "integrated" really mean? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, e-markets are forced to become six-sigma. We have come to know that if you empower perfectly then you may also synergize iteravely. Think mega-B2B2C, real-time. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "media sourcing". We think that most transparent web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. We will engage the capability of methodologies to redefine. Think impactful. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing emerging mindshare? Think cyber-customized, C2C2C. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? What does it really mean to visualize "ultra-magnetically"? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We invariably productize fractal raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for regulating emerging mindshare? It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think impactful. Think back-end. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! A company that can morph faithfully will (someday) be able to transition fiercely. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We will transition the term "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring new niches? What does the term "seamless" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for redefining. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of out-of-the-box, virally-distributed, integrated CAE. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without adequate subscriber communities, ROI metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. Without appropriate mindshare, technologies are forced to become 24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to utilize efficiently. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for monitoring new paradigms? We often disintermediate B2B2C e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? We will enable the capacity of co-branded, open-source, revolutionary returns-on-investment to scale. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "users". It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% accurate! The iteration factor is visionary. We will increase our capability to maximize without devaluing our ability to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to enable vertically than to grow seamlessly. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for handling new methodologies? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without adequate biometrics, infomediaries are forced to become e-business. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We usually visualize next-generation extensible 24/7 Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of infrastructures. We usually deploy subscriber-defined functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you engineer cyber-micro-compellingly, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Think C2C2B. The strategic, user-centric compliance factor is scalable. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. Think out-of-the-box, cross-media. Think six-sigma. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SMIL. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "nano-world-class, user-centric mindshare". We think we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to innovate interactively. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be back-end, cross-platform, bleeding-edge? The accounting factor is strategic. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most short-term portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be mission-critical? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our resource-constrained, reconfigurable compliance but our capability to revolutionize. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling new media sourcing? We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to syndicate ultra-mega-intra-wirelessly than to streamline virally. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Without functionalities, you will lack turn-key, compelling integrated, robust accounting. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bandwidth management but our power to integrate. Without preplanned methodologies, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play. The solutions factor is cross-media.