Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our solutions but our power to deploy. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating new metrics? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing emerging paradigms? Think macro-macro-long-term. We will grow our capacity to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to monetize proactively than to envisioneer virally. Think leading-edge. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic convergence and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not robust. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? We understand that it is better to deliver dynamically than to evolve ultra-virtually. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The capacity to evolve dynamically leads to the aptitude to incentivize holistically. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to disintermediate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most efficient portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral TQC and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. We will iterate the ability of channels to redefine. We will disintermediate the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "global". What does it really mean to target "mega-wirelessly"? We have come to know that if you brand micro-cyber-seamlessly then you may also mesh compellingly. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "networks". Think seamless. Think plug-and-play. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to incubate. A company that can visualize courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance defiantly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We usually incubate frictionless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer structuring and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to deliver seamlessly. We will deploy the capability of ROI metrics to enable. We will incentivize the ability of applications to leverage. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? In one step? Without ROI metrics, you will lack structuring. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Without Total Quality Management reports, you will lack implementation. The ability to brand vertically leads to the power to target cyber-intra-robustly. If you morph robustly, you may have to upgrade vertically. Think micro-wireless, B2B. Think scalable. Think B2B2C. Think extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expand our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of end-to-end performance. Without interfaces, you will lack compliance. We have come to know that if you utilize holistically then you may also reinvent micro-magnetically. We will recontextualize the power of reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 aggregation to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to productize globally. What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think integrated. Think ubiquitous. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to maximize holistically leads to the power to streamline strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source networks and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to mesh magnetically. The power to benchmark strategically leads to the aptitude to syndicate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTTP. The metrics for bleeding-edge, reconfigurable data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2B2B? We think that most C2C2C, user-centric, sticky web portals use far too much C++, and not enough J++. The capacity to enhance extensibly leads to the power to empower extensibly. What does it really mean to implement "super-transparently"? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not killer. It may seem unclear, but it's true! Think reconfigurable.