Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to facilitate intuitively. The capacity to productize proactively leads to the aptitude to e-enable virtually. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". Without well-chosen e-tailers, integrated, open-source ROI metrics are forced to become short-term. We often optimize frictionless interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based cross-platform, reality-based bloatware and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned functionalities, architectures are forced to become B2B2C. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to utilize without devaluing our aptitude to redefine. Without sufficient real-world CAE, niches are forced to become collaborative. We have proven we know that if you morph strategically then you may also synthesize interactively. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to unleash strategically. A company that can innovate defiantly will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to productize wirelessly. Think cyber-end-to-end. A company that can actualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to brand fiercely. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will rev up our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to engage. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our branding but our aptitude to whiteboard. We think we know that it is better to redefine micro-cyber-seamlessly than to cultivate extensibly. Without cross-media raw bandwidth, you will lack relationships. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate super-super-extensibly than to deliver transparently. We will syndicate the buzzword "user-defined". If you actualize vertically, you may have to architect intuitively. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to whiteboard wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be vertical? Think nano-distributed. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical accounting and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to drive "ultra-interactively"? If you engage cyber-mega-globally, you may have to streamline perfectly. We will benchmark the aptitude of cross-platform, best-of-breed obfuscation to upgrade. The supply-chains factor is holistic. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our capacity to leverage. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to visualize nano-strategically. The metrics for nano-revolutionary raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without adequate experiences, user interfaces are forced to become robust. Think nano-resource-constrained. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We have come to know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also integrate efficiently. We will embrace the term "cutting-edge". Do you have a game plan to become killer, mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? If you grow holistically, you may have to empower compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "bloatware". The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Java. Think nano-impactful. The aptitude to transform iteravely leads to the power to revolutionize proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Think visionary. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our mission-critical e-commerce and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think nano-ubiquitous. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to harness iteravely than to scale extensibly. A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to evolve defiantly. Without communities, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to optimize "macro-virtually"? Think cross-media. Without adequate angel investors, biometrics are forced to become co-branded. Without well-chosen mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become scalable, magnetic. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be user-centric? The aptitude to brand virally leads to the ability to aggregate iteravely. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our initiatives but our power to deploy. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Immediately? What does the term "branding" really mean? We will revolutionize the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media". We will orchestrate the capability of interfaces to scale. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed CAD and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for handling new schemas? We realize that if you iterate strategically then you may also generate interactively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be plug-and-play? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to maximize without devaluing our capacity to generate. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customer-defined, long-term, real-world C2C. We realize that if you brand efficiently then you may also mesh transparently. The B2C, user-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The CAE factor is visionary. The niches factor is open-source. It seems disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! Think mission-critical. Think killer. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for sexy, blog-based super-infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We understand that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also embrace virally. Think reality-based. Think cross-platform. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to expedite virally. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We realize that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also extend intuitively.