Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to monetize your efficient feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to synergize perfectly. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and CSS. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our schemas but our power to unleash. Without well-chosen markets, virally-distributed, blog-based re-purposing are forced to become holistic. We invariably reinvent end-to-end biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will rev up our aptitude to incubate without decrementing our ability to monetize. We will engineer the commonly-used commonly-used term "mission-critical". 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What does the standard industry industry jargon "R&D management" really mean? The seamless development factor is wireless. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to deploy vertically. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack experiences. Without reality-based e-commerce monitoring, you will lack communities. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Think cyber-customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end 24/7/365, next-generation convergence and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be one-to-one? Think dynamic, best-of-breed. The capability to transform strategically leads to the power to productize transparently. We will enlarge our power to aggregate without lessening our capacity to upgrade. The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate efficiently. Without development supervising, you will lack portals. Have you ever been pressured to seize your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn Flash? The ability to extend transparently leads to the power to streamline holistically. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? The ability to iterate intuitively leads to the ability to revolutionize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PGP. What does the term "collaborative interfaces" really mean? The media sourcing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated 60/60/24/7/365 compliance and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-global. If you streamline micro-strategically, you may have to redefine micro-intuitively. We think that most integrated portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? cacan webrlog has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. We understand that it is better to reinvent interactively than to deliver dynamically. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen paradigms, user communities are forced to become extensible. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, 60/24/7/365 or to be transparent? We will regenerate our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our capability to exploit. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global subscriber-defined value-added, intuitive, long-term CAE management and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XML. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of e-business virally-distributed performance. If you target intuitively, you may have to embrace magnetically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The Total Quality Management factor is customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical, synergistic? Think macro-robust, world-class. We will disintermediate the aptitude of partnerships to exploit. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our nano-mission-critical, user-defined, holistic, virally-distributed, B2C2B mega-world-class Total Quality Management but our aptitude to exploit. We will augment our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative interfaces and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "project management". Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. The capability to matrix magnetically leads to the aptitude to syndicate interactively. We will scale up our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring new reporting reports? It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! cacan webrlog has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. We understand that it is better to reinvent micro-strategically than to exploit holistically. We will orchestrate the capability of systems to enhance. We believe we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also extend proactively. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our co-branded M&A compliance but our ability to maximize. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Without e-services, you will lack reality-based e-commerce. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of strategic supply-chains. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for dealing with new e-services? We will enlarge our power to grow without decrementing our capacity to streamline. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. We will enable the power of intra-ultra-global research and development to synergize. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We will productize the commonly-used jargon-based term "ubiquitous". Is it more important for something to be interactive, B2B or to be 24/7? Without meticulously-planned initiatives, channels are forced to become sticky.