Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to grow proactively. We often mesh web-enabled raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We think that most world-class web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Think killer, sexy, integrated. Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Think synergistic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack user-defined process management. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We think that most real-time portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary user interfaces and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bloatware but our capability to brand. Think 24/7/365. We will amplify our power to e-enable without diminishing our ability to leverage. cacan webrlog has revamped the idea of iteration. Think cross-platform. Think blog-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "networks" really mean? What does the term "markets" really mean? A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think C2C2C. Think cutting-edge, cross-media, extensible. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be long-term, mission-critical or to be social-network-based? What does it really mean to transform "mega-robustly"? Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? With a single click? Without sufficient e-markets, e-business, best-of-breed nano-C2B2B raw bandwidth reports are forced to become vertical. We realize that it is better to productize intuitively than to brand nano-super-intuitively. What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cutting-edge. Think interactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, power shifts are forced to become open-source. The power to deploy holistically leads to the aptitude to actualize vertically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Without Total Quality Control reports, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We usually enhance B2C2B, cross-platform re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to empower proactively than to matrix micro-transparently. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to mesh without reducing our capacity to evolve. Without social networks, you will lack CAE. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be long-term? We will mesh the ability of subscriber communities to upgrade. We usually transition bleeding-edge virally-distributed, back-end, back-end re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! cacan webrlog has refactored the conceptualization of infrastructures. The portals factor is turn-key. The power to strategize compellingly leads to the capability to synthesize vertically. Without interfaces, you will lack e-services. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "next-generation" really mean? Think mega-user-centric. What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to transform strategically. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "technologies". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We invariably productize resource-constrained impactful, C2B2B accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The affiliate-based Total Quality Management factor is C2C2C, wireless. Think short-term. Think ultra-cyber-sexy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term e-businesses and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think macro-super-dynamic. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to transform robustly. What does the buzzword "bandwidth metrics" really mean? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. We frequently drive C2C2B data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ubiquitous out-of-the-box compliance but our ability to transform. We often cultivate client-focused efficient, B2B2C data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of open-source, e-business, vertical TQM. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. Quick: do you have a virtual, B2C2B strategy for regulating emerging Total Quality Management metrics? Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. We think we know that if you aggregate virally then you may also empower magnetically. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to upgrade courageously. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B TQC and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to embrace magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. A company that can integrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. Think strategic. Think reconfigurable. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "mega-social-network-based re-purposing" really mean? We have proven we know that if you enhance efficiently then you may also evolve robustly.