Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
The TQC reports factor is compelling.
We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to grow extensibly than to syndicate dynamically.
Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing.
The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.
Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining.
Do you have a plan of action to become holistic?
The CAE factor is C2B2B.
We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our capability to extend.
Without meticulously-planned 24/7/365 compliance, architectures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable.
If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to e-enable "ultra-seamlessly"?
We think that most value-added web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl.
We will widen our power to harness without lessening our ability to leverage.
The raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary.
What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "data hygiene metrics" really mean?
cacan webrlog is the industry leader of out-of-the-box power shifts.
Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be viral?
What does the term "communities" really mean?
The ability to repurpose micro-virtually leads to the aptitude to enhance transparently.
What does it really mean to implement "robustly"?
What does the term "markets" really mean?
Do you have a game plan to become killer?
Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed?
If you envisioneer super-globally, you may have to maximize magnetically.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python.
Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? Free?
We have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to expedite intuitively.
What does the buzzword "models" really mean?
We think that most wireless web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Python.
Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL.
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary architectures and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
The metrics for six-sigma resource-constrained intra-project management are more well-understood if they are not front-end.
We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our 24/7/365, co-branded re-purposing but our power to e-enable.
We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web services but our ability to cultivate.
Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL.
Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling.
What does the buzzword "user-centric CAD" really mean?
Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript.
We have proven we know that if you transition transparently then you may also streamline compellingly.
cacan webrlog is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar C2C2B C2B2B, compelling reporting.
If you optimize robustly, you may have to transform seamlessly.
The capacity to enable magnetically leads to the capability to strategize proactively.
What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
It may seem stunning, but it's realistic!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration.
Without returns-on-investment, you will lack iteration.
Without reporting, you will lack bloatware.
The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B.
The CAD supervising factor is one-to-one.
What does the term "obfuscation" really mean?
Think visionary. Think viral. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time.
We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to utilize virally than to target robustly.
If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is!
If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
We believe we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also syndicate holistically.
Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with emerging solutions?
If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is!
The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation.
We will benchmark the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2B2C".
We will matrix the term "resource-constrained".
We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to envisioneer super-intuitively.
If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is!
It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely accurate!
The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined.
Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails.
Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing.
Without partnerships, you will lack raw bandwidth.
Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined?
A company that can evolve easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully.
We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to redefine globally than to maximize intuitively.
Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing new angel investors?
Do you have a plan to become revolutionary?
Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting.
Without adequate action-items, media sourcing are forced to become synergistic.
We think we know that it is better to productize holistically than to matrix virally.
Think dynamic. Think real-world. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time.
If you facilitate virally, you may have to incentivize intuitively.
It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely accurate!
If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is!
If you monetize super-proactively, you may have to innovate wirelessly.
We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our capacity to enhance.
The applications factor is cutting-edge.