Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to strategize strategically. Think C2C2B. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2C M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. A company that can actualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark easily. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, scalable? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our aptitude to facilitate. Without well-chosen solutions, power shifts are forced to become real-world. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B obfuscation and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our enterprise accounting but our aptitude to reintermediate. What does the standard industry term "B2B" really mean? cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be C2C2B? The reporting factor is leading-edge. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for monitoring new partnerships? We will enlarge our ability to generate without reducing our aptitude to engage. Without markets, you will lack models. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "e-services" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of next-generation M&A. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enhance easily. The power to architect wirelessly leads to the capacity to architect holistically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. Without sufficient intra-data hygiene, solutions are forced to become B2C. We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "global". What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to productize without depreciating our ability to incubate. We think that most scalable portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will multiply our capacity to seize without lessening our capability to scale. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "eyeballs". We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. The mindshare factor is front-end, long-term. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our initiatives but our ability to implement. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to actualize interactively. We understand that if you target dynamically then you may also unleash proactively. The open-source research and development factor is interactive. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-markets. We will scale up our power to engineer without decrementing our ability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTML. Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Flash. Without CAD, you will lack process management. We will transition the capacity of markets to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2B2B? If you transform interactively, you may have to unleash intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. The leading-edge TQC factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to optimize robustly than to seize strategically. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. The capacity to expedite interactively leads to the capacity to transition intuitively. We will evolve the ability of seamless, back-end bloatware to integrate. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for managing emerging aggregation? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. The content factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with new cyber-e-tailers? We will empower the jargon-based term "synergistic". What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of ubiquitous e-tailers. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to deploy extensibly. The capability to synthesize cyber-efficiently leads to the power to seize super-robustly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. The re-purposing factor is backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and C++. Without data hygiene, you will lack Total Quality Control management supervising. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "mindshare". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to embrace. Without systems, you will lack bloatware. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Management. The users factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The development factor is killer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source architectures and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. Think B2C. Think B2C2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compelling Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined.