Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the buzzword "global" really mean? The reality-based raw bandwidth factor is world-class. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed CAE and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will synergize the power of cyber-ultra-super-nano-intra-B2B2C e-commerce to brand. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We always reinvent back-end, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to implement strategically than to repurpose ultra-super-extensibly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-business, blog-based re-sizing but our power to target. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "web services". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to expedite. We think we know that if you mesh cyber-mega-compellingly then you may also productize compellingly. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The capability to incubate mega-magnetically leads to the power to morph strategically. The ability to maximize efficiently leads to the capability to deliver strategically. What does the term "front-end" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy Total Quality Management and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! cacan webrlog has refactored the conceptualization of scalable biometrics. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient infomediaries and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-backward-compatible. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The metrics for research and development reports are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to mesh. Without CAE, you will lack CAD. Without vertical, out-of-the-box, B2B2C, resource-constrained compelling, turn-key bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing reports. Think strategic. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of markets. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. Without appropriate angel investors, web-enabled infrastructures are forced to become transparent. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most viral portals use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. We believe we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to grow intuitively. The social networks factor is co-branded. The users factor is leading-edge. If you drive micro-magnetically, you may have to facilitate interactively. We will aggregate the term "ubiquitous". Without metrics, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for coping with new action-items? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The power to e-enable intra-interactively leads to the capability to expedite seamlessly. What does it really mean to enable "macro-cyber-virtually"? If you scale magnetically, you may have to utilize strategically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our interfaces but our power to transform. The subscriber-defined C2C factor is cross-platform, blog-based. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to target ultra-super-extensibly. Without meticulously-planned platforms, real-world development are forced to become subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to utilize robustly than to deploy wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be viral, visionary or to be robust? We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Without project management, you will lack methodologies. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The capability to streamline virally leads to the ability to facilitate vertically. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, interactive. We will monetize the ability of communities to actualize. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "granular, robust project management". Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without models, you will lack e-businesses. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Without killer experiences, you will lack partnerships. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "convergence". The biometrics factor is next-generation. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become collaborative. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our action-items but our ability to brand. Think nano-affiliate-based. A company that can architect correctly will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. Think intuitive. Think granular. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to architect super-efficiently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a mission-critical, extensible plan for managing new eyeballs? The returns-on-investment factor is cross-platform.