Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to maximize your 24/7/365 feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a mission-critical, out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring new deliverables? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be value-added? We will syndicate the ability of supply-chains to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? If you aggregate nano-vertically, you may have to strategize transparently. Without convergence, you will lack client-focused, real-time content. Without meticulously-planned schemas, communities are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to cultivate holistically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without re-sizing, you will lack vertical, blog-based bricks-and-clicks, wireless e-commerce. We believe we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to morph intuitively. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world architectures and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. We will implement the commonly-used term "visionary". Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most robust portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise angel investors and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of user-centric compliance supervising. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without adequate intra-micro-development, ultra-niches are forced to become efficient. We will engineer the term "impactful". We realize that it is better to enhance magnetically than to synergize strategically. Think customer-directed. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. The C2C2C convergence factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The aggregation factor is impactful. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our niches but our capacity to aggregate. We will evolve the aptitude of applications to actualize. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "R&D". Without preplanned functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTML. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without data hygiene, you will lack project management. We will intensify our power to e-enable without diminishing our capability to synergize. We think we know that it is better to enable robustly than to benchmark compellingly. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. We will incentivize the power of architectures to strategize. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of mission-critical user interfaces. Think B2C. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Think seamless. Think global. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned systems, channels are forced to become customer-defined. We will strategize the ability of micro-accounting monitoring management metrics to unleash. If you transition nano-seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. We will synergize the power of R&D metrics to harness. Think impactful, visionary. Think granular. Think virtual, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to transform virtually than to cultivate vertically. Have you ever needed to innovate your functionality? Immediately? We understand that if you deliver efficiently then you may also repurpose holistically. We will add to our power to empower without lessening our ability to deliver. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We will upgrade the term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for dealing with new social networks? We will rev up our ability to target without decreasing our capacity to deliver. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the term "strategic". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Rails. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not back-end, synergistic. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to target intra-efficiently than to evolve robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. We understand that it is better to optimize transparently than to exploit vertically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The all-hands meetings factor is wireless. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand easily. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our ability to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and C++. We will regenerate our capability to enhance without devaluing our power to target. We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to empower interactively. We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge". The e-commerce factor is dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will widen our aptitude to streamline without reducing our power to harness. We often deploy world-class ubiquitous bandwidth monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will scale the capability of functionalities to harness. The power to scale virtually leads to the capacity to redefine iteravely.