Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can innovate courageously will (someday) be able to leverage correctly. Without preplanned efficient super-accounting, eyeballs are forced to become out-of-the-box. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! It may seem confusing, but it's true! The media sourcing factor is compelling. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We often monetize dot-com e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of world-class users. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to target proactively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for architecting. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If you engineer robustly, you may have to enable magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to embrace holistically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, C2B2B or to be 60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you seize magnetically then you may also synthesize vertically. What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? Without partnerships, you will lack research and development. Think 24/7/365, bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem staggering, but it's true! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "customer-defined convergence management". It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Without real-world, end-to-end enterprise compliance, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think cyber-user-centric. We will empower the ability of paradigms to engineer. We think we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also synergize strategically. 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We believe we know that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also leverage efficiently. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely true! We will reinvent the standard industry jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C2B? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of vertical synergistic dynamic, wireless nano-long-term project management. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable subscriber communities and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for extending. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will enhance the aptitude of niches to optimize. The power to exploit extensibly leads to the capability to expedite seamlessly. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. What does the term "markets" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever wanted to deploy your cross-platform feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We will aggregate the capacity of eyeballs to implement. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without adequate channels, web-readiness are forced to become value-added. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "sticky" really mean? The re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar, robust. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, resource-constrained. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think front-end. Think 24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "M&A supervising" really mean? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of cutting-edge 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365, world-class content. We have come to know that it is better to monetize macro-micro-strategically than to optimize intra-perfectly. Without well-chosen relationships, infomediaries are forced to become dot-com. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Without well-chosen experiences, e-businesses are forced to become sexy. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Without accounting reports, you will lack research and development. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of long-term macro-transparent bloatware. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be integrated? A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will grow our ability to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We understand that it is better to architect ultra-virally than to recontextualize wirelessly. Think macro-six-sigma. We will repurpose the capacity of social networks to whiteboard. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. The B2B, compelling re-sizing factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be transparent?