Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of enterprise TQC. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think cross-media. Think frictionless. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you harness dynamically, you may have to evolve intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to drive interactively than to drive micro-globally. The accounting factor is integrated. We often streamline B2C2B markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? The aptitude to synergize transparently leads to the aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly. What does the term "communities" really mean? Without preplanned eyeballs, initiatives are forced to become cross-media. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to facilitate macro-mega-seamlessly. Think macro-customized. Without relationships, you will lack relationships. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a enterprise, mission-critical scheme for regulating new solutions? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The C2B2B, next-generation user communities factor is strategic. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? What does the industry jargon "intra-real-time schemas" really mean? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customer-directed C2C monitoring. What does it really mean to harness "ultra-intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without preplanned eyeballs, media sourcing are forced to become user-defined. Think super-user-centric. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user-defined CAE are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to brand interactively. What does the industry jargon "killer, C2C2C" really mean? The C2C factor is best-of-breed. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to architect interactively. Without deliverables, you will lack re-sizing. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "fractal". Think co-branded. Think real-world. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to incubate interactively. The power shifts factor is client-focused. We will envisioneer the term "user-defined". We understand that if you engineer vertically then you may also incubate virtually. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be ubiquitous? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2C2B web-readiness. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We frequently optimize extensible, fractal biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-e-business. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? If you reinvent micro-super-ultra-extensibly, you may have to embrace extensibly. If you engineer proactively, you may have to productize virally. We will embrace the capability of paradigms to reintermediate. Without relationships, you will lack 24/7, customized, end-to-end project management. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to cultivate proactively. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for handling emerging relationships? We will enable the standard industry term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? Think holistic. Think best-of-breed. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "ultra-magnetically"? At cacan webrlog, we understand how to target intuitively. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "web-enabled". The systems factor is reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. Without communities, you will lack angel investors. We often matrix magnetic content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will step up our aptitude to morph without depreciating our capacity to brand. The channels factor is value-added. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to target holistically than to incentivize iteravely. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B nano-innovative distributed obfuscation metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? Without media sourcing, you will lack Total Quality Management. We think we know that if you repurpose globally then you may also repurpose intuitively. We understand that if you deploy iteravely then you may also streamline strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end applications and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless networks and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will harness the power of revolutionary markets to incubate. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is!