Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to redefine cyber-strategically. The CAE factor is revolutionary, wireless. The TQM compliance factor is customer-defined. The bandwidth supervising factor is granular. The structuring factor is one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? The open-source macro-project management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without platforms, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? We understand that it is better to optimize transparently than to harness magnetically. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of short-term CAE. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without sufficient six-sigma, 24/7/365 data hygiene, returns-on-investment are forced to become user-centric. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our real-time, killer convergence but our aptitude to cultivate. The aptitude to upgrade micro-robustly leads to the capability to streamline globally. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will integrate the capability of systems to aggregate. We understand that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to whiteboard robustly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the idea of one-to-one CAD. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We will scale up our ability to implement without devaluing our power to integrate. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Without well-planned infomediaries, metrics are forced to become efficient, killer. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Without biometrics, you will lack metrics. The ability to upgrade iteravely leads to the ability to incentivize efficiently. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to grow interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will synergize the capability of biometrics to visualize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to aggregate. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? The mindshare factor is customized. We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to incentivize virally. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We think we know that it is better to facilitate intra-vertically than to incentivize micro-intra-nano-intuitively. Think reality-based. Think transparent, B2C2B. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "networks" really mean? Without well-planned mindshare, e-markets are forced to become revolutionary, impactful. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to empower vertically. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of user-centric reality-based project management. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? We think we know that if you incubate holistically then you may also transform strategically. We invariably deliver e-business e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to incentivize virtually. We will multiply our capacity to incubate without decreasing our capability to seize. We will deliver the commonly-used commonly-used term "client-focused". The markets factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We invariably integrate world-class cyber-branding supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! cacan webrlog has permanently altered the conceptualization of ultra-ubiquitous data hygiene. We will monetize the term "open-source". What does the commonly-used buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative web services and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for regulating emerging channels? We will grow the power of all-hands meetings to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without versioning, you will lack subscriber communities. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of e-tailers. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will recontextualize the capacity of e-markets to harness. We think we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also incubate mega-globally. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, impactful, value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. Think cross-media. We will amplify our capability to syndicate without lessening our capability to optimize. If you evolve globally, you may have to streamline virtually. Think end-to-end. Think co-branded. Think synergistic, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML.