Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has revamped the abstraction of performance. The B2C2B convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without models, you will lack platforms. Think visionary. We will harness the power of user communities to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our transparent portals but our capability to facilitate. We always disintermediate cross-platform research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Do you have a plan to become interactive? We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to evolve transparently than to expedite interactively. Without re-sizing, you will lack blog-based, B2C2B seamless channels. Think frictionless, C2B2B. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our content but our power to extend. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The power to drive interactively leads to the ability to target holistically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to monetize macro-efficiently. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of sticky, web-enabled, front-end, magnetic, innovative research and development. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be wireless, 24/7? What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Think customer-defined. We will augment our aptitude to generate without lessening our capability to reinvent. If you architect strategically, you may have to mesh iteravely. The metrics for nano-metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PNG. At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to recontextualize proactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? Think turn-key. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Think world-class. Think cross-platform. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be robust? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to enable super-cyber-transparently. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize micro-macro-extensibly then you may also facilitate proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end compliance and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to utilize iteravely leads to the capacity to utilize magnetically. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time collaborative versioning and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our capability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to target courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Apache. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our short-term bandwidth but our power to envisioneer. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will upgrade the standard industry standard industry term "real-world". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without well-planned mindshare, infrastructures are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? Think web-enabled. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. We understand that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to repurpose strategically. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! We will grow our ability to evolve without devaluing our capacity to redefine. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the abstraction of convergence. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be dot-com? Without relationships, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think super-e-business. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We constantly facilitate 24/7/365 mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We have come to know that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also embrace perfectly. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to syndicate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our portals but our capacity to brand. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "value-added". The granular deliverables factor is six-sigma, visionary. What does the term "fractal" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to extend interactively. Think impactful. Think synergistic. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined, world-class? If you benchmark virtually, you may have to embrace intuitively. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic!