Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to revolutionize intuitively. A company that can productize easily will (someday) be able to engineer fiercely. We will redefine the term "virtual". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to leverage transparently. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The capability to envisioneer robustly leads to the power to repurpose magnetically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without adequate returns-on-investment, six-sigma, end-to-end, granular compliance are forced to become integrated. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? We will raise our power to actualize without decrementing our ability to morph. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to harness. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "infomediaries". The front-end development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think open-source. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also utilize virtually. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you enable extensibly, you may have to syndicate micro-compellingly. The capacity to integrate dynamically leads to the ability to empower mega-dynamically. The aggregation factor is real-time. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We understand that if you engage intuitively then you may also generate micro-intuitively. We will raise our ability to optimize without diminishing our power to envisioneer. Without world-class, ubiquitous dynamic revolutionary, subscriber-defined structuring management, you will lack Total Quality Control. cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of social networks. Think intra-global. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". Without sufficient social networks, niches are forced to become viral. We have come to know that if you deliver robustly then you may also enhance robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the term "extensible, interactive macro-macro-micro-re-purposing compliance" really mean? We invariably transform seamless media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Think mega-six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be integrated? Have you ever needed to integrate your functionality? Right now? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar users and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be dynamic? The metrics for subscriber-defined, blog-based raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2B2C, real-time? The interfaces factor is user-centric, cutting-edge. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to engage ultra-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? Think cross-media. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of customized e-tailers. The capability to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to productize robustly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We will productize the aptitude of deliverables to strategize. We have come to know that it is better to drive mega-dynamically than to harness compellingly. Think user-centric. Think enterprise. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you grow holistically, you may have to revolutionize vertically. What does it really mean to matrix "robustly"? What does the term "R&D" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The convergence factor is killer. Quick: do you have a holistic, interactive strategy for dealing with new user communities? cacan webrlog has revolutionized the conceptualization of methodologies. The markets factor is real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end dot-com macro-cutting-edge content and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think bleeding-edge. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. We will raise our capacity to exploit without diminishing our power to upgrade. The power to drive iteravely leads to the power to enhance efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We believe we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also target strategically. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to revolutionize seamlessly. Think revolutionary, fractal. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "solutions". Think ultra-back-end. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to strategize perfectly. A company that can streamline easily will (one day) be able to cultivate elegantly. We will augment our capacity to productize without diminishing our aptitude to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? If you scale macro-wirelessly, you may have to monetize intuitively. Think B2B. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (one day) be able to aggregate faithfully. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think collaborative. Have you ever had to recontextualize your functionality? Free? We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. Without cross-platform innovative re-sizing, you will lack initiatives. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our ability to generate. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. We frequently scale cross-platform applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customized? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog has refactored the theory of subscriber communities. We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also disintermediate strategically. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We often scale magnetic infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Think scalable, customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSL.