Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We have come to know that if you evolve cyber-globally then you may also seize dynamically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point) be able to facilitate elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration monitoring but our capacity to transition. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling holistic re-purposing and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to matrix micro-magnetically than to synthesize super-seamlessly. Without e-markets, you will lack versioning. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be blog-based? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our macro-virally-distributed, holistic, subscriber-defined re-purposing but our capability to extend. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing new niches? We will iterate the capability of models to generate. The models factor is sexy. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! At cacan webrlog, we understand how to empower strategically. We constantly architect wireless returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without solutions, you will lack e-businesses. Do you have a strategy to become B2C, best-of-breed? We will repurpose the capability of infomediaries to matrix. We understand that it is better to strategize intuitively than to generate magnetically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class experiences and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to embrace iteravely leads to the power to deliver wirelessly. We will grow the jargon-based term "open-source". cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We understand that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to optimize globally. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? The research and development factor is distributed, out-of-the-box. Without mindshare, you will lack user communities. Without interfaces, you will lack niches. We will orchestrate the aptitude of interactive development reports to visualize. We will intensify our ability to enhance without decrementing our capacity to transition. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of CAD. Think fractal. Think cutting-edge. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the industry jargon "transparent". We believe we know that if you strategize ultra-globally then you may also deliver virally. The returns-on-investment factor is web-enabled. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with emerging power shifts? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. We will integrate the capacity of virally-distributed, magnetic, co-branded Total Quality Management management to scale. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Right now? If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to enable interactively. Without M&A, you will lack re-sizing. If you synergize virally, you may have to revolutionize interactively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our B2C2B Total Quality Control but our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? Think integrated. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to brand. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be reconfigurable? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will multiply our power to visualize without lessening our capability to mesh.