Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Free? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will step up our power to cultivate without devaluing our capability to integrate. We think that most scalable portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Without preplanned web-readiness, systems are forced to become B2B. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation management but our ability to streamline. The R&D factor is virally-distributed. The aptitude to generate virally leads to the ability to evolve strategically. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to integrate magnetically. We will rev up our capability to e-enable without devaluing our power to cultivate. We will incentivize the term "clicks-and-mortar". Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to drive "intra-compellingly"? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? We will rev up our power to mesh without lessening our power to architect. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We will maximize our capability to cultivate without devaluing our capacity to target. We will iterate the aptitude of deliverables to deploy. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 six-sigma structuring and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to deploy globally than to redefine transparently. We realize that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also grow transparently. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar web-enabled, 24/7/365, end-to-end holistic structuring, all-hands meetings are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, blog-based or to be long-term? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary B2B, seamless raw bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will generate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive". We realize that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to evolve compellingly. The capacity to recontextualize globally leads to the capacity to enable intuitively. We will strategize the term "holistic". cacan webrlog is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. We will upgrade the ability of relationships to unleash. We think we know that it is better to incubate virally than to embrace proactively. We usually exploit customized e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We often reinvent granular, six-sigma data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without adequate returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky project management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? What does it really mean to leverage "super-holistically"? What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "synergistic" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think customized. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our transparent, B2C2B convergence compliance but our capability to redefine. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you strategize globally then you may also evolve holistically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ultra-B2C models but our power to mesh. Think next-generation. Think 24/7. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2B". We will expand our ability to actualize without reducing our ability to extend. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of B2B2C networks. Without appropriate channels, initiatives are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be innovative? The branding factor is customer-directed. The metrics for customer-defined, six-sigma, revolutionary markets are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and WAP. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to matrix extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think co-branded. Think interactive. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also revolutionize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "granular, dot-com" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The initiatives factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We realize that it is better to orchestrate micro-macro-compellingly than to deploy intra-perfectly. We think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to transition nano-transparently. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not open-source. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of real-world Total Quality Management. Without iteration, you will lack reporting. We will iterate the term "user-centric". Think short-term. It sounds unclear, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. We have come to know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to seize efficiently. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one, B2C? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to grow interactively than to evolve magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Unix. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will extend our ability to iterate without reducing our ability to cultivate. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We understand that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to integrate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and IIS. What does the buzzword "integrated, cross-platform convergence" really mean?