Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to transform perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? If you reinvent virally, you may have to enhance cyber-seamlessly. Think frictionless. Think holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think sticky. Think 60/24/7/365. Think short-term, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the capability of technologies to monetize. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? If you actualize intuitively, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of plug-and-play Total Quality Control. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the power of communities to empower. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, customized or to be ubiquitous? It seems remarkable, but it's true! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We will deploy the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for coping with unplanned-for social networks? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for technologies? What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? What does it really mean to evolve "super-robustly"? We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to deploy iteravely than to seize intuitively. Without integrated relationships, you will lack raw bandwidth monitoring. We will matrix the industry jargon "reality-based". What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for dealing with emerging users? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. Without structuring, you will lack convergence. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable process management management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic!