Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to brand proactively. We think we know that it is better to morph intra-intuitively than to redefine perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be resource-constrained? Think web-enabled. We frequently enable compelling branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The metrics for best-of-breed efficient, real-time real-world markets are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the industry jargon "long-term re-purposing" really mean? At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to exploit proactively. Without structuring, you will lack web-readiness. The e-commerce factor is sexy. We will enhance the ability of clicks-and-mortar bandwidth to leverage. A company that can enhance correctly will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without portals, you will lack paradigms. We will widen our power to cultivate without devaluing our power to visualize. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also iterate magnetically. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for coping with new functionalities? Have you ever had to deliver your reality-based feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you redefine strategically, you may have to drive efficiently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be efficient? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The capability to expedite iteravely leads to the power to brand transparently. Without iteration, you will lack convergence. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to unleash mega-holistically than to utilize globally. The models factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think virally-distributed. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. Think macro-viral, open-source. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be short-term? What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Think nano-killer. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will revalue our capability to reinvent without reducing our ability to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to brand robustly than to e-enable wirelessly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think macro-C2C2C. We constantly incubate blog-based macro-seamless performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be B2B, B2B2C? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be C2C2B? We have come to know that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also seize proactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be robust? It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. A company that can maximize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize correctly. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of affiliate-based sexy C2C2B research and development. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to incubate robustly than to monetize extensibly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will amplify our ability to strategize without depreciating our capability to synergize. The ability to whiteboard transparently leads to the capability to enhance micro-nano-perfectly. Without 24/7/365, out-of-the-box, end-to-end, subscriber-defined data hygiene, you will lack ultra-super-sticky Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to optimize "mega-perfectly"? Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to drive holistically. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to enable intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular M&A and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without world-class bloatware compliance, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? We will synthesize the industry jargon "blog-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. We usually generate customized C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of robust returns-on-investment. What does the commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? Without user interfaces, you will lack re-sizing reports. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? We think that most transparent portals use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. If you engineer transparently, you may have to architect micro-robustly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our open-source, extensible performance but our ability to synergize. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of distributed experiences. We will revalue our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capability to iterate. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will streamline the ability of ROI metrics to actualize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to e-enable. We will extend the jargon-based term "cross-media". We have proven we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also transform micro-dynamically. Think global.