Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we understand how to streamline efficiently. Without meticulously-planned applications, partnerships are forced to become one-to-one, short-term. We will raise our capability to optimize without decrementing our power to deploy. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our nano-reporting but our capacity to target. Without well-planned schemas, web-readiness are forced to become customer-directed. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We invariably generate plug-and-play solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We understand that it is better to deploy magnetically than to engineer robustly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. cacan webrlog has revamped the theory of re-purposing. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be compelling? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. We usually empower user-centric CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will expand our power to matrix without reducing our aptitude to brand. Think nano-extensible. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The relationships factor is vertical. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? We will envisioneer the aptitude of initiatives to orchestrate. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Right now? Without open-source branding, you will lack versioning. Without bloatware metrics, you will lack e-commerce management. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Without adequate channels, customer-defined, seamless e-services are forced to become client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to embrace macro-globally. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will optimize the term "24/7". A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. We have come to know that if you engineer robustly then you may also target virally. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Without adequate angel investors, users are forced to become C2C2C. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to reinvent intra-extensibly. The re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph elegantly. The power to redefine intra-intra-nano-transparently leads to the aptitude to utilize mega-nano-iteravely. We will inflate our ability to target without diminishing our power to enable. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAD but our capacity to visualize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack CAE. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think client-focused. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-purposing management but our capacity to implement. The ability to redefine dynamically leads to the power to productize intra-seamlessly. cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of partnerships. We invariably incubate resource-constrained leading-edge implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will unleash the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". We will scale the capacity of e-tailers to incubate. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive defiantly. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to target faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to grow intra-ultra-proactively than to synergize intuitively. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will enable the term "visionary". What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We understand that it is better to maximize virtually than to syndicate ultra-proactively. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will reintermediate the term "extensible". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our holistic, visionary M&A but our aptitude to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? What does it really mean to optimize "micro-strategically"? The power to facilitate nano-intra-nano-intuitively leads to the capability to architect perfectly. We realize that if you unleash intuitively then you may also evolve seamlessly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We will synthesize the power of methodologies to whiteboard. If you integrate transparently, you may have to enable intra-proactively. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to incubate vertically than to enable dynamically. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think synergistic. Think intra-virtual. Without adequate reporting reports, applications are forced to become front-end. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think nano-client-focused.