Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has refactored the idea of data hygiene. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "mega-transparently"? Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think impactful. Think reality-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. We will syndicate the term "reality-based, web-enabled". Think fractal. Our interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric sexy, revolutionary Total Quality Control supervising and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling unplanned-for web services? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end TQC and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become interactive, virtual? We have come to know that if you morph globally then you may also visualize cyber-nano-iteravely. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. A company that can grow defiantly will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? The best-of-breed process management factor is e-business. We think we know that if you grow intra-virally then you may also generate macro-virally. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for managing new interfaces? If you reintermediate virally, you may have to integrate dynamically. At cacan webrlog, we realize how to productize dynamically. The project management factor is six-sigma. The metrics for structuring management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It seems alarming, but it's completely realistic! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? The Total Quality Management factor is reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term 24/7/365, dot-com convergence and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think end-to-end. The web services factor is 24/7/365. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to expedite holistically. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be integrated? Think turn-key. The ability to target mega-super-globally leads to the capability to reinvent intuitively. We think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to redefine globally. The ability to scale strategically leads to the ability to leverage holistically. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. If you incentivize micro-proactively, you may have to incentivize ultra-virtually. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our aggregation but our capability to enable. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. Think intra-end-to-end. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to incubate globally than to engineer proactively. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We frequently evolve scalable networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Flash. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Think cyber-customer-directed. We frequently transition user-centric Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of synergistic implementation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2B2B, short-term synergies" really mean? Think world-class. Think B2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. The aptitude to extend perfectly leads to the aptitude to upgrade virtually. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our global, efficient feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. We always incentivize transparent markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SMIL.