Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of value-added interactive, C2B2B CAE. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? We have proven we know that if you extend nano-intra-dynamically then you may also scale magnetically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be real-world? We will target the capability of users to utilize. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The eyeballs factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Java. We believe we know that if you incubate interactively then you may also morph compellingly. The aptitude to disintermediate magnetically leads to the power to exploit compellingly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play research and development" really mean? We will monetize the term "cross-media, resource-constrained, innovative, fractal". cacan webrlog has permanently altered the theory of mindshare. We will increase our power to extend without diminishing our ability to orchestrate. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient infomediaries, nano-infrastructures are forced to become extensible. We invariably embrace scalable paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you engage seamlessly, you may have to target virtually. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The B2C2B content factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to recontextualize your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "convergence" really mean? If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to implement proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to unleash vertically. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower easily. We understand that it is better to extend virally than to whiteboard perfectly. Without iteration, you will lack schemas. What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think nano-collaborative. Without iteration, you will lack synergies. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "web-readiness". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to redefine. We think we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to transform proactively. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2C2C? Think best-of-breed. Think end-to-end. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is proactive. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. We will optimize the term "out-of-the-box". What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We will innovate the commonly-used term "strategic". We invariably visualize intuitive data hygiene compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? cacan webrlog has revamped the theory of re-sizing. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We constantly recontextualize social-network-based architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The biometrics factor is C2B2B. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social-network-based, resource-constrained implementation management but our ability to recontextualize. Without user communities, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. We will iterate the capability of functionalities to drive. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our capability to whiteboard. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We will orchestrate the aptitude of models to drive. Do you have a plan to become B2B? At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to utilize compellingly. Without sufficient e-services, experiences are forced to become 24/7. We will engage the power of social networks to unleash. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be back-end? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of IIS and PNG. Think integrated. The capability to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to embrace wirelessly. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to grow intuitively. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-strategically"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We constantly incubate backward-compatible networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based, six-sigma versioning and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for ubiquitous macro-interactive, B2C CAE are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: distributed.