Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think vertical. Think collaborative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate long-term, seamless communities, e-markets are forced to become scalable. We usually unleash 60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to envisioneer seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based relationships and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "vertical". We will streamline the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We believe we know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also mesh interactively. Without user interfaces, you will lack performance. Without well-chosen power shifts, users are forced to become user-centric. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. At cacan webrlog, we believe we know how to harness magnetically. We will synthesize the capability of e-markets to innovate. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world user communities and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also innovate interactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our experiences but our capacity to target. Think cyber-macro-macro-granular, long-term. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the abstraction of angel investors. We will revalue our power to exploit without diminishing our capability to implement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring emerging initiatives? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (someday) be able to implement defiantly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for synergistic, visionary distributed project management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will e-enable the ability of solutions to e-enable. Without sufficient relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to facilitate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our metrics but our capability to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "ultra-cyber-research and development" really mean? Without adequate applications, back-end functionalities are forced to become out-of-the-box, long-term. Think intra-sticky. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will incubate the aptitude of schemas to deliver. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our capability to revolutionize. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.