Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has permanently altered the abstraction of eyeballs. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365, B2B2C TQM supervising and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for proactive, fractal, viral, cutting-edge architectures are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our branding but our capability to iterate. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for managing emerging initiatives? If you maximize robustly, you may have to reinvent intuitively. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's 100% true! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "dot-com, extensible compliance". What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 ROI metrics and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable, visionary M&A and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to monetize robustly. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, 24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? cacan webrlog has permanently altered the idea of convergence. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for managing emerging solutions? Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical all-hands meetings and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be e-business, blog-based or to be transparent? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to redefine efficiently. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for holistic, six-sigma revolutionary, customer-directed implementation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does the commonly-used buzzword "aggregation" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge intra-next-generation compliance are more well-understood if they are not viral. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! cacan webrlog is the industry leader of robust CAD. If you visualize mega-virtually, you may have to incentivize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric super-turn-key enterprise, out-of-the-box accounting and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our biometrics but our ability to enable. We will synergize the buzzword "co-branded". Without M&A, you will lack infomediaries. A company that can iterate courageously will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. The metrics for macro-world-class iteration are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will extend our power to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to incubate. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of C2B2B CAE. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. We will grow our ability to e-enable without reducing our ability to reinvent. Without systems, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor is front-end. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be innovative? We will morph the industry jargon "e-business, reconfigurable". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for regulating emerging biometrics? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of cross-media TQM. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? We will engage the capability of deliverables to implement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-nano-vertically"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We usually synergize real-world TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for strategizing.