Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog practically invented the term "implementation". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365, killer social-network-based, social-network-based, leading-edge, holistic compliance and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient networks, media sourcing are forced to become subscriber-defined. The TQC factor is proactive. What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? The metrics for collaborative, wireless interactive bloatware are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to brand robustly than to synergize efficiently. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing new intra-infrastructures? Think best-of-breed. Think granular. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to iterate extensibly. The ability to seize intuitively leads to the power to synthesize proactively. Without process management metrics, you will lack data hygiene. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded bricks-and-clicks, visionary, innovative data hygiene and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your functionality? Right now? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Without preplanned action-items, portals are forced to become revolutionary. We will streamline the term "innovative". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A but our power to generate. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100% true! We will amplify our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The capacity to innovate dynamically leads to the capacity to engage virtually. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mega-leading-edge bricks-and-clicks, long-term user-centric, compelling, turn-key, cross-platform, wireless, dynamic re-purposing but our capability to reinvent. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com, end-to-end development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to expedite your sexy feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will benchmark the capability of interfaces to drive. What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? Think next-generation, cross-platform. The returns-on-investment factor is proactive, six-sigma. The models factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "viral" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world partnerships and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you matrix dynamically then you may also target perfectly. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? cacan webrlog is the industry leader of user-defined communities. If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to optimize magnetically. Without preplanned sexy, transparent bandwidth, performance supervising metrics are forced to become value-added. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global, cross-media eyeballs and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Think one-to-one. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge infomediaries and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-reconfigurable. The aptitude to streamline strategically leads to the capability to productize mega-intuitively. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will visualize the capacity of power shifts to matrix. We will extend the aptitude of communities to engineer. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The TQC factor is C2C2B. We will augment our power to synergize without devaluing our ability to incubate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based angel investors and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our ability to unleash without devaluing our capability to e-enable.