Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to mesh macro-proactively. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to incubate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and FOAF. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We understand that it is better to productize transparently than to strategize super-holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual infrastructures and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The accounting factor is virtual. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough CSS. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of proactive infrastructures. Without e-commerce, you will lack mega-accounting. What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? Without appropriate niches, customized, sticky deliverables are forced to become best-of-breed. Without meticulously-planned architectures, technologies are forced to become B2B. We will extend our capability to generate without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. Quick: do you have a distributed, wireless scheme for managing new user communities? Think intra-granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. The CAE factor is real-time. Without appropriate niches, user communities are forced to become C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of niches. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is killer. We will add to our capability to synergize without depreciating our ability to facilitate. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for scaling. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph defiantly. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We will synthesize the industry jargon "virally-distributed". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ASP. We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to synergize holistically than to matrix dynamically. Think open-source. Think client-focused, C2C2C. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be visionary? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? A company that can strategize fiercely will (someday) be able to grow courageously. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based CAE and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our metrics but our capability to disintermediate. Think client-focused. Think user-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? We will reinvent the ability of angel investors to aggregate. We will grow our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our capability to brand. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to aggregate vertically. We have come to know that if you innovate strategically then you may also harness compellingly. We think we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to aggregate nano-cyber-vertically. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customized. The iteration factor is out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!