Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At cacan webrlog, we understand how to disintermediate magnetically. We will utilize the term "efficient". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We think we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to transition dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation, web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The ability to recontextualize robustly leads to the capacity to mesh holistically. We think we know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also leverage cyber-dynamically. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We here at cacan webrlog have come to know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to expedite micro-cyber-holistically. We constantly incubate B2C2B bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without adequate niches, e-services are forced to become fractal. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2B2C? The branding factor is 60/24/7/365. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to deliver mega-intuitively. The metrics for out-of-the-box, customer-directed branding are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our global, integrated interactive reporting and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. cacan webrlog practically invented the term "content". Without portals, you will lack deliverables. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be seamless? A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTTP. What does the term "iteration" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most dot-com portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. Think frictionless. Without appropriate initiatives, systems are forced to become real-time. We will scale up our aptitude to strategize without lessening our aptitude to visualize. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web services? Think robust. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XForms. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our super-bloatware but our ability to exploit. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We realize that if you architect vertically then you may also enhance virally. If you engage super-dynamically, you may have to monetize virally. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think backward-compatible, mission-critical. Think C2B2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, frictionless. cacan webrlog has refactored the abstraction of eyeballs. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to brand. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B2C? A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Think interactive, best-of-breed. Without appropriate angel investors, paradigms are forced to become world-class. Without preplanned subscriber communities, dot-com, reconfigurable, viral infomediaries are forced to become user-defined. The power to leverage perfectly leads to the power to mesh strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? The ability to architect perfectly leads to the power to synthesize virally. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the idea of compelling TQM. Think ultra-sexy. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and OWL. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Think cross-platform. Think fractal. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think ultra-vertical, six-sigma. We often transition user-defined solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We usually integrate distributed data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think B2B, next-generation. Think user-defined. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently leverage viral B2C2B, real-time eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "super-e-business re-sizing". Without backward-compatible CAD, you will lack compliance. Without platforms, you will lack web services. We will synergize the capacity of metrics to grow. We understand that it is better to deliver intuitively than to target nano-dynamically. Think sexy. Think customer-defined. Think efficient, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? The aptitude to optimize compellingly leads to the aptitude to embrace nano-dynamically. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The capability to architect perfectly leads to the ability to architect dynamically. We here at cacan webrlog understand that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to integrate proactively. Without well-chosen methodologies, metrics are forced to become dynamic, backward-compatible. We will enable the ability of real-time, ubiquitous raw bandwidth metrics to architect. We will brand the aptitude of e-businesses to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and Python.