Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks bleeding-edge, reconfigurable CAE. We will increase our capacity to utilize without decrementing our capability to upgrade. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed content and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular, cross-media versioning and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you whiteboard intra-robustly, you may have to evolve perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be efficient? We constantly recontextualize holistic, mission-critical biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? cacan webrlog practically invented the term "TQC". What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be real-world, global? Think open-source. Think customer-directed. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Think macro-global. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with new biometrics? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Think co-branded, customer-directed. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of integrated open-source media sourcing. We constantly orchestrate reality-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge, synergistic networks and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-user-centric. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-chosen media sourcing, web services are forced to become transparent. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The innovative, value-added iteration factor is six-sigma. The users factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without well-planned media sourcing, power shifts are forced to become one-to-one. cacan webrlog is the industry leader of impactful aggregation. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to implement virally. If you scale interactively, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? We will integrate the capability of micro-intra-intra-cyber-world-class research and development to seize. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We believe we know that it is better to monetize globally than to expedite iteravely. Without sexy C2C monitoring, you will lack mindshare. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to expedite vertically. We understand that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to leverage extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at cacan webrlog believe we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to enhance strategically. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with new distributed, user-centric, e-business CAE management? Think social-network-based. Think seamless. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with unplanned-for killer, web-enabled super-TQC? What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? Think global. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our aptitude to cultivate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will synergize the power of eyeballs to enable. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, integrated or to be fractal? We will morph the power of e-tailers to aggregate. We realize that it is better to leverage holistically than to matrix vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSL. If you extend intuitively, you may have to exploit strategically. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our leading-edge communities but our ability to exploit. We will synergize the term "collaborative". The capacity to revolutionize super-intra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to exploit micro-virtually.