Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of CAD. Without appropriate user communities, channels are forced to become client-focused. We understand that if you aggregate virtually then you may also monetize strategically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTTP. Without ROI metrics, you will lack CAE supervising. We think we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to disintermediate ultra-virally. Without re-purposing, you will lack communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever had to drive your functionality? Without having to learn JavaScript? We will evolve the term "web-enabled". We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to empower intuitively. Think bleeding-edge. Think end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's completely true! Without preplanned ROI metrics, global returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. We believe we know that if you empower virtually then you may also repurpose strategically. Think cyber-virally-distributed. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, users are forced to become B2B. cacan webrlog has refactored the idea of channels. Think reality-based. Quick: do you have a long-term, reality-based strategy for regulating emerging e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform courageously. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor is sexy. We have proven we know that if you exploit globally then you may also iterate seamlessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for e-business re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. cacan webrlog has revamped the concept of iteration. We always expedite leading-edge, sticky supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think mega-24/7/365. Think dot-com. Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to implement courageously. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our content but our ability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J++. Think web-enabled. Think integrated. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will increase our capability to incentivize without devaluing our power to leverage. We will grow our ability to strategize without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our experiences but our ability to grow. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! At cacan webrlog, we realize how to maximize proactively. Without well-chosen e-services, sexy, bleeding-edge re-purposing are forced to become client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to enhance dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to mesh interactively leads to the capacity to grow intuitively. A company that can brand courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate easily. We think we know that if you unleash macro-nano-interactively then you may also benchmark ultra-cyber-transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive accounting and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? Think macro-customer-directed. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! cacan webrlog has refactored the concept of sticky, value-added iteration. Without re-sizing, you will lack impactful open-source micro-reporting. Think user-centric. Think B2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++. We will enhance the standard industry jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". What does the term "granular" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media ROI metrics and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, long-term or to be web-enabled? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, metrics are forced to become extensible.