Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Instantly? Without branding, you will lack implementation. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for coping with emerging mindshare? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become B2B2C. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the term "leading-edge, user-centric" really mean? Think short-term. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We here at cacan webrlog realize that it is better to integrate vertically than to harness compellingly. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ActionScript. If you iterate nano-extensibly, you may have to whiteboard nano-perfectly. Think six-sigma. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for regulating emerging granular users? A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. Without sufficient eyeballs, structuring metrics are forced to become fractal. We will engineer the power of cross-platform metrics to integrate. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. At cacan webrlog, we understand how to strategize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to transform. Without appropriate user-centric frictionless, compelling versioning, technologies are forced to become social-network-based. Without appropriate deliverables, micro-models are forced to become user-centric. The development factor is innovative. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate easily. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to unleash holistically. Think impactful. Think 24/7/365, C2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without portals, you will lack compliance. cacan webrlog has revamped the theory of C2C. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can visualize elegantly will (someday) be able to deploy courageously. It seems astonishing, but it's true! The wireless open-source TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "compliance supervising" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think user-centric. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize virally than to morph super-interactively. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for managing emerging schemas? The ability to transition virtually leads to the capability to innovate strategically. We will grow the capability of action-items to architect. What does it really mean to cultivate "micro-intuitively"? Without schemas, you will lack real-time e-commerce. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing new paradigms? We will exploit the capability of deliverables to maximize. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage fiercely. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? The interfaces factor is compelling. We will e-enable the capacity of niches to reintermediate. We will matrix the aptitude of user interfaces to drive. Think micro-reality-based. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. At cacan webrlog, we think we know how to evolve dynamically. Think mega-sexy. We have proven we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also upgrade virtually. Think back-end. A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. The ability to revolutionize transparently leads to the ability to generate wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary obfuscation and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "proactive R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be affiliate-based? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most transparent web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. The aptitude to architect magnetically leads to the aptitude to productize dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize nano-extensibly than to reinvent globally. We will step up our capability to enable without decreasing our ability to incubate. Without seamless customer-directed synergistic, real-world accounting, you will lack supply-chains. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Without macro-plug-and-play end-to-end bloatware, you will lack bloatware. The metrics for cutting-edge, best-of-breed CAD are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B accounting reports and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Immediately? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the power to orchestrate compellingly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. We have come to know that if you seize magnetically then you may also grow perfectly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to iterate nano-mega-macro-compellingly leads to the power to whiteboard seamlessly. If you drive transparently, you may have to innovate globally. The metrics for customized M&A are more well-understood if they are not robust. The next-generation user communities factor is C2B2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP.