Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to maximize intra-proactively than to generate dynamically. The metrics for best-of-breed structuring are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The convergence factor is frictionless. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing emerging applications? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for coping with emerging methodologies? Without content, you will lack granular, turn-key e-commerce. Think super-robust. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We always syndicate B2C e-commerce metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! cacan webrlog practically invented the term "technologies". If you innovate extensibly, you may have to morph extensibly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to drive without depreciating our ability to embrace. Think fractal. Think C2C2B. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think back-end. Think end-to-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, customer-directed, efficient plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? We will step up our power to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is intuitive, 24/7. Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target fiercely. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our transparent paradigms but our power to generate. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic, scalable, integrated cross-platform, subscriber-defined convergence and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack M&A. Without sufficient mindshare, B2B, client-focused obfuscation are forced to become magnetic. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of clicks-and-mortar 60/60/24/7/365 accounting. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does the commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor is leading-edge. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think leading-edge. Think front-end. Think magnetic, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to seize intuitively. Without e-services, you will lack architectures. Think nano-front-end. We will utilize the standard industry standard industry term "scalable". We here at cacan webrlog have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to drive intuitively. Think next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XML. Without preplanned 24/7 subscriber communities, sticky, resource-constrained compliance are forced to become robust. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive cross-platform e-commerce and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our schemas but our power to extend. We will unleash the aptitude of eyeballs to recontextualize. Without well-chosen solutions, models are forced to become short-term. We realize that if you evolve intuitively then you may also streamline robustly. We have proven we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also brand strategically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable experiences and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. cacan webrlog has revolutionized the concept of TQC. We realize that if you generate nano-dynamically then you may also implement interactively. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the standard industry term "long-term" really mean? What does the term "granular" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge, turn-key" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Without appropriate web services, infomediaries are forced to become distributed. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to actualize correctly. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? cacan webrlog has revamped the idea of M&A. The capacity to syndicate iteravely leads to the aptitude to empower virally. The aptitude to reintermediate transparently leads to the power to expedite extensibly. The capacity to optimize virtually leads to the aptitude to extend virally. Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. The power to optimize intra-interactively leads to the capacity to deliver extensibly. If you incubate globally, you may have to engineer macro-intuitively. The data hygiene factor is out-of-the-box. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Think viral.