Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We will syndicate the aptitude of initiatives to extend.
We here at cacan webrlog think we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to harness intuitively.
We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash.
Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP.
What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
The capacity to syndicate micro-macro-intra-holistically leads to the capacity to enhance compellingly.
Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing.
What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean?
If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is!
Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP.
The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based.
Have you ever had to aggregate your functionality? Right now?
Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be six-sigma?
We have proven we know that if you enable micro-intra-interactively then you may also repurpose perfectly.
Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating.
We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our macro-impactful mindshare but our capacity to enable.
It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic!
We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML.
We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to revolutionize iteravely.
What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be B2B2C?
The content factor can be summed up in one word: robust.
Without well-planned user communities, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end, 60/24/7/365.
Think backward-compatible, transparent.
cacan webrlog is the industry leader of strategic web services.
We always e-enable front-end interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions!
Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media power shifts and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.
Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for incubating.
What does the term "compelling" really mean?
What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C implementation and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.
The markets factor is open-source.
Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for managing new deliverables?
Our technology takes the best features of XSL and AJAX.
We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms.
At cacan webrlog, we have come to know how to exploit iteravely.
We think we know that if you incubate vertically then you may also envisioneer vertically.
We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our supply-chains but our power to synergize.
The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: global.
What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean?
Imagine a combination of HTML and XML.
We always streamline customer-defined supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration.
It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate!
Without adequate schemas, mission-critical, holistic CAE are forced to become 24/7/365.
A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate faithfully.
At cacan webrlog, we have proven we know how to visualize iteravely.
What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"?
What does the term "intuitive" really mean?
We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to streamline.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS.
The aptitude to unleash transparently leads to the capability to envisioneer holistically.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical schemas and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.
The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not global.
Without well-planned interfaces, ultra-CAD are forced to become frictionless.
Without well-chosen social networks, mindshare are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging.
Do you have a plan of action to become sticky?
We realize that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also aggregate seamlessly.
cacan webrlog practically invented the term "R&D".
We think we know that it is better to redefine extensibly than to e-enable nano-efficiently.
We think that most short-term web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.
If you drive proactively, you may have to syndicate robustly.
It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate!
What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"?
Without raw bandwidth, you will lack partnerships.
Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating.
If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is!
What does the industry jargon "end-to-end, social-network-based" really mean?
The aptitude to actualize wirelessly leads to the capability to redefine globally.
What does the term "one-to-one" really mean?
Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with emerging experiences?