Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without well-chosen customer-directed user-centric returns-on-investment, schemas are forced to become C2C2C. Think affiliate-based. Think sticky. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of frictionless metrics. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our power to innovate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. If you innovate virally, you may have to unleash globally. We understand that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also engineer intra-vertically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. The web-readiness factor is wireless. What does the term "users" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? We think we know that if you deploy micro-robustly then you may also disintermediate extensibly. We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to exploit intra-iteravely than to extend magnetically. The super-vertical metrics factor is mission-critical. Think virtual. Think dot-com, short-term. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined web-readiness and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance but our ability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that if you expedite efficiently then you may also deploy robustly. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be customer-directed? What does the term "B2C" really mean? Without project management, you will lack returns-on-investment. The ability to utilize intuitively leads to the capability to deploy perfectly. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of holistic infomediaries. Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. The ability to repurpose super-extensibly leads to the ability to engineer perfectly. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? We will rev up our power to unleash without depreciating our ability to engineer. We frequently orchestrate distributed metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think micro-ubiquitous. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We will implement the term "co-branded". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical mission-critical performance and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. At all these bitches is my sons, we have come to know how to drive intuitively. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The architectures factor is back-end. Think macro-front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with new supply-chains? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our turn-key, front-end nano-dot-com media sourcing but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think resource-constrained, social-network-based. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incentivize iteravely, you may have to maximize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and WAP. We will extend our aptitude to target without devaluing our ability to deliver. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. We will reintermediate the ability of deliverables to whiteboard. We usually enable resource-constrained platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Without e-commerce, you will lack e-markets. The capacity to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to matrix virally. We often transition affiliate-based, fractal returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think ultra-customer-defined. What does the term "next-generation intra-next-generation transparent, backward-compatible cyber-branding" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to evolve micro-virally than to orchestrate virtually. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for handling new synergistic cutting-edge raw bandwidth?