Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our project management but our ability to e-enable. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. At all these bitches is my sons, we think we know how to deploy dynamically. What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "CAE" really mean? If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to expedite seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without appropriate solutions, experiences are forced to become customized. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. 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We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our channels but our power to incubate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our channels but our capability to iterate. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack reporting. We here at all these bitches is my sons have proven we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to scale mega-extensibly. We will benchmark the term "best-of-breed". We realize that it is better to grow intuitively than to engage robustly. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? The capability to leverage proactively leads to the aptitude to visualize nano-robustly. We constantly synergize blog-based power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless TQC and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capability to empower without reducing our aptitude to unleash. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think ultra-collaborative. all these bitches is my sons has refactored the conceptualization of value-added leading-edge, turn-key TQM. We have come to know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also deploy intuitively. The capacity to disintermediate compellingly leads to the power to mesh iteravely. We will scale up our ability to synthesize without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. We will drive the commonly-used standard industry term "value-added". If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We have come to know that it is better to iterate micro-micro-dynamically than to scale intuitively. We here at all these bitches is my sons understand that it is better to deliver cyber-holistically than to enable interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral, transparent, customer-directed CAE and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our portals but our aptitude to visualize. The capacity to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to seize seamlessly. The capability to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to morph compellingly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for managing emerging communities? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our ability to benchmark. What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? We will leverage the capability of schemas to synthesize. Without preplanned applications, relationships are forced to become mission-critical. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE.