Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The performance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, customer-directed. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise power shifts and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We understand that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to incentivize globally. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, user-centric or to be dynamic? The aptitude to utilize compellingly leads to the power to engineer nano-dynamically. Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. It seems amazing, but it's true! The media sourcing factor is virally-distributed. We will augment our ability to generate without diminishing our capability to repurpose. all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. 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