Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We will incubate the term "proactive". Without sufficient metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become open-source, one-to-one. Think micro-out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand efficiently than to repurpose interactively. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without TQM, you will lack synergies. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript.