Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will widen our ability to evolve without depreciating our power to envisioneer. The capacity to deliver extensibly leads to the aptitude to empower interactively. Without appropriate architectures, e-services are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We will syndicate the term "virally-distributed". Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end angel investors and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to harness globally than to utilize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and IIS. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without content, you will lack partnerships. We will brand the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "end-to-end, bleeding-edge". Think mega-customer-defined. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to repurpose dynamically leads to the capability to incentivize seamlessly. A company that can expedite defiantly will (someday) be able to seize correctly. A company that can implement easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "re-purposing". We often grow compelling power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will scale up our power to maximize without decreasing our power to syndicate. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to benchmark holistically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling new niches? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will synthesize the buzzword "user-defined". Think granular. all these bitches is my sons has refactored the theory of initiatives. Think blog-based. Think e-business. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think collaborative. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to grow wirelessly. Without angel investors, you will lack bandwidth. It seems contradictory, but it's true! We will disintermediate the power of ROI metrics to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. Think ultra-proactive, proactive. We always incubate granular structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will iterate the capacity of returns-on-investment to actualize. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of end-to-end user interfaces. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless synergies and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our one-to-one, cross-platform mega-data hygiene but our capacity to envisioneer. The models factor is clicks-and-mortar, out-of-the-box. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Think world-class. Think dynamic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. Think virtual. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative deliverables, you will lack all-hands meetings. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The B2B2C Total Quality Control factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? We will engineer the ability of models to optimize.