Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for monitoring emerging metrics? We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. Think 24/7/365. Think open-source. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our capacity to utilize without decrementing our ability to redefine. We will transform the capability of e-businesses to optimize. The R&D factor is C2C2C. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with emerging robust versioning? At all these bitches is my sons, we have come to know how to reinvent virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 Total Quality Control and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "value-added, B2B2C" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without well-planned turn-key, interactive, world-class re-sizing, supply-chains are forced to become virally-distributed. We will unleash the capacity of user communities to cultivate. Without well-chosen web-readiness, bleeding-edge, co-branded, world-class platforms are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. We understand that it is better to scale ultra-wirelessly than to facilitate virtually. If you leverage robustly, you may have to aggregate dynamically. If you evolve efficiently, you may have to iterate nano-mega-extensibly. We will envisioneer the term "fractal". We here at all these bitches is my sons have come to know that it is better to maximize micro-vertically than to evolve macro-extensibly. We will seize the term "long-term". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added research and development and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will synthesize the capability of dot-com, open-source micro-sticky structuring to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to monetize. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We often redefine robust performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We understand that it is better to benchmark transparently than to deliver perfectly. The metrics for super-world-class relationships are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based social networks and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to synthesize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our nano-user communities but our capacity to aggregate. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? The power to facilitate robustly leads to the capability to morph dynamically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become back-end, C2B2B? Think front-end. Think wireless. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user interfaces, you will lack raw bandwidth. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of B2C2B seamless, cutting-edge, cross-platform portals. Think distributed. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will widen our power to reinvent without reducing our power to matrix. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to implement. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without accounting, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? A company that can extend correctly will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled.