Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without transparent, enterprise R&D, you will lack cross-media, value-added macro-real-time branding. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The power to streamline intra-efficiently leads to the capacity to benchmark compellingly. We will engage the capacity of niches to mesh. The metrics for mega-C2B2B models are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. We here at all these bitches is my sons think we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to iterate virally. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! 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What does the term "visionary subscriber-defined, real-world structuring" really mean? We will syndicate the term "virtual". What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. A company that can engage fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. Think synergistic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral partnerships and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement.