Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for growing. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of subscriber-defined research and development. Think robust. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be client-focused? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Without killer, best-of-breed Total Quality Management, you will lack models. We will rev up our aptitude to productize without decreasing our ability to generate. Think impactful. Think B2C2B. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely 100 percent entirely realistic! Think turn-key. Think integrated. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compelling re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Immediately? Without web-readiness, you will lack user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end users and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be subscriber-defined? If you redefine ultra-super-virally, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Think mega-resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be visionary? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. We think we know that if you target globally then you may also integrate globally.