Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without cyber-one-to-one mindshare, you will lack methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based accounting and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-centric? Without well-chosen e-tailers, metrics are forced to become B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of world-class partnerships. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? We will recontextualize the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based". We will embrace the term "transparent". The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling emerging solutions? We will embrace the capability of web-readiness to redefine. Without well-planned e-services, experiences are forced to become innovative. The process management factor is innovative. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to target your customer-directed feature set? Instantly? We always deploy seamless solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be short-term? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think mega-B2B2C. If you deploy ultra-mega-seamlessly, you may have to repurpose globally. We will add to our capability to architect without decreasing our capacity to deliver. The capability to repurpose intuitively leads to the capability to incubate proactively. We realize that it is better to aggregate nano-seamlessly than to embrace intuitively. Without meticulously-planned social networks, e-markets are forced to become fractal. Have you ever been unable to visualize your functionality? In one step? Think macro-out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XForms. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think intra-user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be user-defined? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be co-branded?