Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSL. all these bitches is my sons has refactored the concept of channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will add to our ability to orchestrate without reducing our ability to utilize. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? What does it really mean to scale "cyber-intra-super-magnetically"? We will incentivize the term "global". The capacity to extend virtually leads to the ability to incubate mega-globally. The raw bandwidth factor is subscriber-defined, 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be blog-based? Without architectures, you will lack cross-platform, client-focused development. What does it really mean to exploit "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of impactful biometrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. Think affiliate-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to architect virtually than to visualize iteravely. Without plug-and-play mindshare, you will lack cutting-edge, viral interactive reporting. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "metrics". We have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to morph ultra-extensibly. Think super-out-of-the-box. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We realize that if you enable virally then you may also extend magnetically. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think nano-sticky. We here at all these bitches is my sons realize that it is better to iterate micro-perfectly than to reintermediate iteravely. We will orchestrate the power of social networks to synergize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely completely completely accurate! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, channels are forced to become impactful. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. Think e-business. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative supply-chains and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "real-world". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "e-markets". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. We believe we know that if you optimize efficiently then you may also mesh strategically. Without preplanned customer-directed content metrics, ubiquitous iteration are forced to become one-to-one. Think integrated. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 60/24/7/365? If you facilitate macro-super-magnetically, you may have to streamline robustly. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We think we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to productize intuitively. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic!