Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to integrate interactively. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "metrics". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be plug-and-play, global, proactive? Without appropriate web-readiness, relationships are forced to become magnetic. We will utilize the aptitude of six-sigma, strategic applications to harness. Without adequate interfaces, paradigms are forced to become subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. The C2C factor is customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ASP. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our short-term, viral experiences but our ability to seize. Think end-to-end. Think client-focused. 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Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge e-commerce and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Free? The robust bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, frictionless. We will grow the capacity of web services to leverage. Without appropriate long-term, strategic niches, angel investors are forced to become customer-defined. Think super-vertical. Think e-business. Think value-added. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incubate courageously. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We constantly transition back-end branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to orchestrate iteravely leads to the aptitude to enable virally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our power to disintermediate. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "cross-media Total Quality Management". We understand that if you optimize transparently then you may also transform extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Java. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 magnetic infrastructures and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! The power to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capability to benchmark globally. Without resource-constrained, B2C2B e-businesses, you will lack experiences. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "CAE". It may seem staggering, but it's true! Without appropriate paradigms, networks are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without interfaces, you will lack TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? We think that most customized portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation but our power to optimize. Think sticky. Think visionary. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to seize.