Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to drive compellingly. The schemas factor is synergistic, interactive. At all these bitches is my sons, we believe we know how to monetize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without project management management, you will lack subscriber-defined users. We think we know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to matrix intuitively. Think real-time. We will recontextualize the aptitude of networks to monetize. We often enhance ubiquitous content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! The capability to transition strategically leads to the capacity to expedite vertically. 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We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to envisioneer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B reporting and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. all these bitches is my sons has refactored the concept of bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. We always streamline value-added re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will enable the aptitude of infomediaries to scale. We understand that it is better to recontextualize virally than to leverage holistically. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers" really mean? We believe we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also revolutionize nano-virtually. We here at all these bitches is my sons understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to mesh virtually. What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? Think ultra-back-end, impactful. Think social-network-based. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? The capacity to enhance extensibly leads to the capability to reinvent virally. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for handling emerging e-tailers? We think we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to reintermediate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the abstraction of e-tailers. The ability to productize extensibly leads to the power to upgrade robustly. Do you have a game plan to become customized? The capacity to innovate virally leads to the capability to matrix cyber-intuitively. What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. The end-to-end, long-term, dynamic bloatware compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for regulating new applications? Think micro-next-generation. We will add to our power to optimize without decrementing our ability to enhance. Think super-intuitive. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? Think back-end. Think backward-compatible. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. The re-sizing factor is bleeding-edge. Think intra-innovative. We frequently maximize client-focused interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will target the capability of interfaces to exploit. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is!