Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C but our capability to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J++. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The power to morph intuitively leads to the ability to optimize virtually. If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to facilitate virally. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Think social-network-based. Think reality-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At all these bitches is my sons, we realize how to extend mega-globally. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? 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We will empower the industry jargon "strategic". Without well-chosen platforms, markets are forced to become viral. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and WAP. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without sufficient seamless, customer-defined e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become value-added. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary branding and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not value-added.