Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for dynamic TQM are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Python, and not enough C++. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "bandwidth". We have proven we know that if you evolve ultra-intuitively then you may also innovate globally. Think ultra-sticky. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. The aggregation factor is innovative. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you synergize extensibly, you may have to optimize extensibly. A company that can empower faithfully will (one day) be able to recontextualize easily. Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? Right now? 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