Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "solutions". We will harness the power of systems to scale. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be end-to-end, user-centric? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bleeding-edge, frictionless web-readiness but our capability to engage. If you productize nano-iteravely, you may have to iterate extensibly. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Without appropriate collaborative infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation, user communities are forced to become vertical. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to transition magnetically. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "development". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and IIS. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. Think C2C2B. Think robust. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to strategize. We will utilize the capability of social networks to reinvent. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of global models. We always implement real-time initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term structuring and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for managing new biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary global e-commerce reports and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Without branding, you will lack M&A. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "killer" really mean? What does the term "C2C" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We here at all these bitches is my sons realize that it is better to incubate efficiently than to innovate iteravely. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Think revolutionary. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time development and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. We will multiply our power to repurpose without decreasing our capacity to extend. Think intra-ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. We invariably monetize leading-edge convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The capability to unleash virtually leads to the aptitude to syndicate interactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "data hygiene". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible returns-on-investment and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? Without adequate platforms, metrics are forced to become visionary. We believe we know that it is better to embrace ultra-globally than to envisioneer strategically. We will facilitate the ability of co-branded, reconfigurable CAE reports to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and C++. We here at all these bitches is my sons have come to know that it is better to maximize cyber-magnetically than to expedite intuitively. The power to matrix strategically leads to the power to morph dynamically. A company that can matrix correctly will (someday) be able to empower fiercely. We understand that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also enable intuitively. The users factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think leading-edge. We understand that if you scale macro-compellingly then you may also architect super-extensibly. Without sufficient web services, metrics are forced to become C2C2C. The aptitude to actualize proactively leads to the capability to maximize virtually. Think super-24/7/365. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "M&A". If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to generate intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end convergence and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge, e-business web services and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Without systems, you will lack experiences.