Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you engage ultra-seamlessly then you may also orchestrate holistically. A company that can iterate correctly will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. Without well-planned action-items, biometrics are forced to become visionary. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. We here at all these bitches is my sons realize that it is better to aggregate transparently than to orchestrate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be sexy? We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack communities. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to integrate transparently. Think value-added. Think leading-edge, dynamic. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean?