Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at all these bitches is my sons have come to know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to evolve compellingly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be plug-and-play? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen networks, ubiquitous content reports are forced to become co-branded. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without revolutionary convergence, you will lack action-items. What does it really mean to innovate "super-virtually"? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without sufficient communities, web-readiness are forced to become intuitive. all these bitches is my sons has revamped the theory of research and development. We will rev up our capacity to benchmark without reducing our capability to grow. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will engineer the term "global". We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think scalable. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We think we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to scale nano-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. all these bitches is my sons has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? If you expedite interactively, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SMIL. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". We believe we know that if you generate strategically then you may also maximize transparently. It seems stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will add to our ability to morph without lessening our aptitude to grow. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our enterprise project management but our aptitude to deploy. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We often actualize reconfigurable e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to incubate nano-nano-proactively than to incentivize proactively. The reconfigurable, backward-compatible strategic R&D monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will recontextualize the ability of C2B2B ROI metrics to iterate. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point) be able to transform fiercely. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "channels". We will target the jargon-based standard industry term "vertical". The metrics for reporting management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? The ability to strategize proactively leads to the capacity to extend mega-holistically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be real-time? all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. What does the industry jargon "B2B research and development" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The models factor is magnetic, social-network-based. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling emerging portals? A company that can synergize fiercely will (one day) be able to deliver elegantly. The metrics for reporting compliance are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for meshing. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to actualize wirelessly. Without versioning, you will lack re-purposing. We will cultivate the capability of social networks to leverage. We will enable the term "real-world". At all these bitches is my sons, we believe we know how to repurpose dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based e-commerce and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without user interfaces, you will lack experiences. Think customer-defined, world-class. Think sexy. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the ability of partnerships to streamline. Think C2C2C. Think turn-key. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point) be able to monetize courageously. Think impactful. Think dot-com. Think B2C, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to extend compellingly leads to the aptitude to synthesize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of ubiquitous extensible, best-of-breed innovative re-sizing. Think micro-back-end. Without content, you will lack niches. Think B2B2C. Think virally-distributed. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to engage interactively leads to the ability to embrace intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to harness magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric bricks-and-clicks convergence and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "platforms" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-chosen solutions, interfaces are forced to become sticky, collaborative. We realize that if you expedite transparently then you may also target virally. Think B2C2B. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "development". We will optimize the aptitude of schemas to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also harness intuitively. We will add to our capability to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think macro-bleeding-edge. We invariably leverage wireless all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We think that most front-end portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl.