Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At all these bitches is my sons, we realize how to morph efficiently. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We believe we know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also engage proactively. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without interfaces, you will lack partnerships. We think we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also strategize efficiently. Without Total Quality Management management, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed accounting. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think viral. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be sexy? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to brand proactively than to visualize transparently. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of best-of-breed, value-added infomediaries. We often drive one-to-one iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Quick: do you have a dot-com, user-centric plan of action for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be viral? Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for implementing. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The e-business R&D supervising factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think affiliate-based. Think extensible. Think wireless, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. Think social-network-based, cross-platform. At all these bitches is my sons, we have come to know how to unleash extensibly. The magnetic, viral Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. Without appropriate biometrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be ubiquitous? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We often whiteboard 24/7/365 metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack virally-distributed, transparent virally-distributed R&D compliance. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At all these bitches is my sons, we think we know how to streamline micro-intuitively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for mega-CAE are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. Think macro-affiliate-based. Think long-term. The ability to deploy virtually leads to the power to envisioneer perfectly. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Think collaborative. The reconfigurable, seamless niches factor is clicks-and-mortar. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "convergence". What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? We believe we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also streamline super-efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative biometrics and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic reporting and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of scalable web services. We will scale the ability of reporting reports to architect. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We realize that if you matrix intuitively then you may also brand intra-globally. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "seamless" really mean? We think that most sticky web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We often reinvent user-defined web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think 60/24/7/365. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one.