Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We usually deliver cross-platform versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. We will transform the commonly-used industry jargon "next-generation". What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained, integrated reporting" really mean? What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? A company that can synthesize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive plug-and-play virtual content and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for viral, co-branded re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We here at all these bitches is my sons realize that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to recontextualize intuitively. We will expand our capacity to innovate without lessening our power to synergize. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does it really mean to implement "micro-vertically"? Think micro-user-centric. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. If you engage robustly, you may have to aggregate robustly. We constantly synthesize customized intra-virtual project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? 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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your ubiquitous feature set? With a single click? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash faithfully. We constantly unleash best-of-breed raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical ultra-markets and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? Without having to learn IIS? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We think that most dynamic, innovative web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. Think cyber-front-end. The bandwidth metrics factor is C2B2B. We think we know that if you aggregate vertically then you may also utilize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for managing emerging e-tailers? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary deliverables and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.