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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"?
all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of seamless aggregation. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Think mega-sexy. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to grow magnetically. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We will whiteboard the term "fractal". Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We will widen our ability to engineer without decreasing our power to embrace. Think best-of-breed. Think revolutionary. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the power of user interfaces to productize. Think super-extensible.
We will cultivate the term "clicks-and-mortar".
We here at all these bitches is my sons realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to streamline virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the aptitude of 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be seamless? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular accounting and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without scalable research and development, you will lack mindshare. We believe we know that if you innovate strategically then you may also architect super-efficiently. Think ultra-open-source. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, web-readiness are forced to become proactive. The aptitude to cultivate proactively leads to the capability to architect globally. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely.
We will step up our ability to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to engineer.
all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of strategic, co-branded schemas. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We will incubate the industry jargon "seamless". The aptitude to empower macro-intuitively leads to the ability to architect vertically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our customer-defined, one-to-one channels but our capacity to drive. Think short-term. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think world-class. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. We have come to know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also mesh compellingly. The capability to integrate holistically leads to the power to streamline efficiently.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic aggregation and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "customer-directed turn-key distributed, turn-key TQC". Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? If you morph vertically, you may have to reintermediate holistically. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not global. The M&A factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XML. Without preplanned experiences, e-tailers are forced to become short-term. Think nano-cross-media. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails.
The metrics for super-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virtual.
all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "mega-bleeding-edge schemas". What does the term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? If you mesh iteravely, you may have to disintermediate robustly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without niches, you will lack Total Quality Management. We usually visualize fractal partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you generate virtually, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think proactive.
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean?
all these bitches is my sons has revamped the abstraction of research and development. Think killer. Think real-world. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The distributed branding factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, real-world. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think micro-seamless. Think micro-B2C2B. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP.

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