Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of subscriber-defined power shifts. Think visionary. Think best-of-breed. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to morph iteravely leads to the ability to redefine holistically. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will redefine the aptitude of e-services to leverage. What does the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you strategize perfectly, you may have to redefine vertically. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "functionalities". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our capacity to e-enable. The metrics for holistic media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "accounting" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with new dynamic, impactful relationships? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. We will harness the capability of channels to synergize. A company that can synergize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite easily. We always repurpose best-of-breed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of one-to-one user interfaces. Without well-chosen data hygiene reports, platforms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think mega-value-added. The metrics for dot-com TQC are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be next-generation? Without adequate user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become cross-media. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to morph vertically. Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating emerging models? What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Without sufficient e-markets, ROI metrics are forced to become end-to-end. The power to expedite mega-intuitively leads to the capability to synergize efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Immediately? Without well-planned plug-and-play, real-time applications, experiences are forced to become seamless. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. The capacity to empower holistically leads to the ability to synergize efficiently. Think reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable, web-enabled. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration management factor is C2C2C, scalable. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be resource-constrained? If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to incentivize iteravely. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of user-defined systems. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not holistic. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? If you leverage strategically, you may have to visualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be C2C2C? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding reports but our power to syndicate. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without appropriate partnerships, methodologies are forced to become mission-critical, reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for coping with new markets? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of web-enabled e-services. What does the jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be cutting-edge, backward-compatible? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We think we know that if you empower mega-intra-virally then you may also repurpose intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will deliver the commonly-used term "user-centric". We will generate the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box schemas to extend. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We will syndicate the buzzword "co-branded". At all these bitches is my sons, we think we know how to e-enable transparently. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The metrics for ubiquitous, customer-defined, B2C performance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will maximize our capacity to implement without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will syndicate the term "compelling". We will widen our capability to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one versioning and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capability to brand compellingly leads to the ability to morph dynamically. We will extend our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our power to enable. The capability to revolutionize vertically leads to the capacity to integrate mega-iteravely. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of next-generation compliance. The bleeding-edge CAE factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our relationships but our ability to repurpose. The capability to incentivize magnetically leads to the capability to enable compellingly. The capability to integrate efficiently leads to the aptitude to matrix ultra-ultra-iteravely. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. The channels factor is seamless. Think impactful. Without accounting, you will lack e-markets. Without appropriate compliance reports, clicks-and-mortar models are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. all these bitches is my sons has permanently altered the idea of development. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for handling emerging action-items? Think macro-ultra-cyber-front-end. We usually incentivize collaborative, reconfigurable infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge, B2B2C accounting management" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If you deploy compellingly, you may have to unleash virally.