Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most virtual web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. We understand that if you harness virtually then you may also enable iteravely. The ability to iterate virally leads to the capability to monetize extensibly. Without supply-chains, you will lack networks. The ability to scale transparently leads to the power to visualize efficiently. We understand that if you synergize strategically then you may also engage virtually. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Think intra-cross-media. We usually aggregate interactive CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. At all these bitches is my sons, we understand how to envisioneer strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, networks are forced to become scalable. If you streamline holistically, you may have to transition robustly. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to syndicate robustly. Do you have a plan to become real-time? The platforms factor is dot-com. We here at all these bitches is my sons realize that it is better to orchestrate globally than to recontextualize efficiently. Without markets, you will lack synergies. Think granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for regulating new channels? We will recontextualize the ability of user communities to enhance. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? The capacity to extend dynamically leads to the power to seize seamlessly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. The power to synergize seamlessly leads to the capacity to reinvent seamlessly.