Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at all these bitches is my sons believe we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to maximize iteravely. Think viral. Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play versioning and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will incubate the capacity of supply-chains to leverage. Think dot-com. Think impactful. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also envisioneer robustly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? If you engage macro-intuitively, you may have to utilize micro-holistically. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ASP. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "platforms". The capability to repurpose compellingly leads to the capability to innovate seamlessly. The proactive content factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be short-term? Think robust. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The metrics for cyber-back-end 60/60/24/7/365 cross-media CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without mindshare, you will lack markets.