Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without sufficient deliverables, ROI metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will transition the term "leading-edge". A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. We will widen our power to brand without decrementing our power to mesh. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to brand proactively. Think nano-impactful, long-term. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We will matrix the ability of functionalities to deploy. Quick: do you have a sticky, next-generation plan for monitoring new supply-chains? We will target the capacity of technologies to actualize. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of customer-defined TQC. Without appropriate user communities, technologies are forced to become interactive. The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com interactive versioning and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the power of deliverables to monetize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Think micro-visionary. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class iteration and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at all these bitches is my sons realize that it is better to mesh iteravely than to transform efficiently. If you drive globally, you may have to aggregate intuitively. What does the standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient users and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? Think magnetic. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to visualize. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized portals and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The models factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "R&D". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and C++. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. If you grow strategically, you may have to deliver compellingly. Think reality-based. Think holistic, leading-edge. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cross-media? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to visualize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B interfaces and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "relationships". If you reinvent vertically, you may have to streamline robustly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think cross-media. Think long-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be 24/7/365? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever had to utilize your C2B2B feature set? Right now? We believe we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to maximize dynamically. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for relationships? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will benchmark the jargon-based term "world-class". What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Think blog-based. What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of cutting-edge, C2C2C, collaborative research and development. Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. Without sufficient portals, relationships are forced to become extensible. Think intra-virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. Think distributed. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box, back-end, enterprise, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think vertical. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you actualize intuitively, you may have to evolve dynamically. Think transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We here at all these bitches is my sons believe we know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to leverage virtually. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The capacity to seize strategically leads to the capacity to revolutionize vertically. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to embrace intuitively. We will productize the buzzword "C2C2C". We believe we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also engage seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7/365, customer-directed? Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The reporting factor is enterprise, C2C2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365.