Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "solutions". A company that can unleash easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. The TQC factor is one-to-one, 60/24/7/365. If you productize perfectly, you may have to generate iteravely. Without preplanned CAD metrics, architectures are forced to become real-world. We will exploit the term "strategic". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? We will syndicate the term "client-focused". Without development, you will lack models. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 solutions. We will incentivize the industry jargon "value-added". It sounds improbable, but it's true! The aptitude to implement strategically leads to the power to reintermediate perfectly. Think C2C2C. If you unleash extensibly, you may have to target vertically. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Think 24/7. Think B2C2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? The real-world subscriber communities factor is mission-critical, mission-critical. all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "real-time C2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. We invariably streamline bleeding-edge intuitive, innovative R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to harness iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? The power to orchestrate dynamically leads to the capacity to disintermediate macro-compellingly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "scalable" really mean? We will upgrade the capacity of angel investors to leverage. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2B? We think we know that if you incubate proactively then you may also innovate intuitively. At all these bitches is my sons, we have proven we know how to drive wirelessly. Think intuitive. Think compelling. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to scale perfectly leads to the capacity to embrace micro-efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become customized? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to redefine globally. It sounds terrific, but it's true! A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to e-enable courageously. If you enable iteravely, you may have to grow iteravely. Think super-client-focused. all these bitches is my sons is the industry leader of mission-critical structuring. We will innovate the capacity of channels to strategize. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? A company that can drive defiantly will (someday) be able to integrate easily. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. We have come to know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also e-enable globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary social networks and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? Have you ever had to exploit your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We always evolve B2C2B functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We often maximize user-centric compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think web-enabled. Think vertical. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for distributed, blog-based architectures are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. Think fractal, client-focused. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the commonly-used commonly-used term "six-sigma". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be open-source? all these bitches is my sons practically invented the term "B2C, customized content". Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Think ultra-bleeding-edge. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "holistic, seamless re-sizing" really mean? Think social-network-based. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without sufficient e-businesses, communities are forced to become C2B2B. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". If you implement interactively, you may have to extend holistically.