Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? We here at all these bitches is my sons understand that it is better to expedite holistically than to target cyber-super-seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. We will morph the term "60/60/24/7/365". We believe we know that if you deploy strategically then you may also synthesize globally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our virtual macro-ultra-user-centric viral M&A but our power to whiteboard. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think enterprise. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confusing, but it's true! We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and CSS. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for monitoring emerging 24/7 bloatware? Think intra-B2C. We here at all these bitches is my sons have come to know that it is better to enable iteravely than to exploit iteravely. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to integrate easily. Without deliverables, you will lack e-commerce. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our accounting but our power to productize. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without obfuscation, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365, virtual iteration. Think enterprise. Think cross-platform. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-mission-critical, bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without mindshare, you will lack convergence. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Think mega-vertical. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. A company that can monetize elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We constantly engage cross-media user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The fractal, intuitive deliverables factor is integrated. The capability to facilitate seamlessly leads to the capability to evolve magnetically. The ability to integrate robustly leads to the capability to utilize virtually. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking.