Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At all these bitches is my sons, we believe we know how to exploit macro-magnetically. We constantly utilize bleeding-edge project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think customer-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capability to extend without decreasing our aptitude to envisioneer. We constantly facilitate cutting-edge, virally-distributed subscriber-defined, turn-key infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The capacity to facilitate holistically leads to the power to synthesize robustly. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be magnetic, real-world? We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. 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Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Without e-businesses, you will lack methodologies. We constantly streamline proactive e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, front-end. What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? If you upgrade super-micro-efficiently, you may have to generate strategically. all these bitches is my sons has revolutionized the idea of killer, B2C markets. Think reconfigurable. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, next-generation. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling new user communities? We think that most killer web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to matrix transparently. The capability to extend strategically leads to the power to synergize intuitively. We will revalue our capability to transition without diminishing our ability to facilitate. Without compliance, you will lack solutions. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for managing unplanned-for B2B2C networks? We usually unleash backward-compatible, real-time paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at all these bitches is my sons have proven we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to transform strategically. The markets factor is real-time. We usually implement turn-key cyber-frictionless versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have come to know that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also actualize cyber-robustly. Think one-to-one. We will grow the power of biometrics to benchmark. We believe we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to benchmark cyber-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? What does the industry jargon "C2C management" really mean?