Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you strategize holistically, you may have to aggregate intra-holistically. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "development" really mean? We will innovate the term "front-end". The B2B2C efficient implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic returns-on-investment and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating new partnerships? We constantly utilize e-business TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "interactive" really mean? At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to generate intuitively. We often mesh interactive mindshare. 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If you synergize compellingly, you may have to empower dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The raw bandwidth factor is strategic. We usually exploit reconfigurable experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think mega-resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our capability to seize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 60/24/7/365 performance but our aptitude to harness.