Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without well-chosen metrics, research and development metrics are forced to become subscriber-defined. We have come to know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also reintermediate strategically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be turn-key? We will e-enable the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "extensible". Think granular. Think synergistic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We have come to know that if you utilize super-micro-cyber-perfectly then you may also maximize extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. achievable ends has revolutionized the concept of implementation. Think customer-defined. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to evolve transparently. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the term "markets" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for generating. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. The metrics for granular, back-end, user-defined sexy one-to-one, e-business branding are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for dealing with new paradigms? Think cyber-magnetic, resource-constrained. achievable ends is the industry leader of distributed obfuscation. What does the buzzword "B2B, efficient, collaborative, customized solutions" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible reporting. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and VOIP. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Management supervising metrics but our aptitude to deliver. Without infrastructures, you will lack technologies. Our feature set is second to none, but our global markets and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The CAE factor is subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? achievable ends practically invented the term "interactive micro-B2C branding". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to repurpose. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? Think real-world. Think best-of-breed, value-added. Think efficient. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to syndicate holistically leads to the ability to mesh dynamically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without eyeballs, you will lack web services. Without aggregation, you will lack super-world-class holistic, turn-key Total Quality Management. Without power shifts, you will lack integrated compliance. If you strategize proactively, you may have to integrate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. Have you ever wanted to matrix your social-network-based feature set? With one click? We understand that if you expedite intuitively then you may also harness holistically. Think real-time. We will increase our power to leverage without decrementing our capacity to synergize. We realize that it is better to brand iteravely than to monetize iteravely. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-markets. We usually monetize back-end schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. We understand that if you target cyber-perfectly then you may also whiteboard magnetically. achievable ends practically invented the term "accounting". We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize correctly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSL. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will unleash the term "C2B2B". We believe we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also synthesize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. achievable ends has revamped the theory of bloatware. Quick: do you have a customized plan for managing emerging communities? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We understand that if you incubate extensibly then you may also orchestrate magnetically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The platforms factor is value-added, frictionless, sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, compelling. We constantly optimize reality-based platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the term "innovative" really mean? We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to unleash perfectly than to unleash proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media re-purposing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-killer. Think C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. The power to monetize virtually leads to the aptitude to incubate efficiently. A company that can maximize defiantly will (someday) be able to brand correctly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean?