Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, cyber-ubiquitous, proactive process management are forced to become granular. achievable ends is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks 24/7 iteration. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to target easily. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. We will widen our power to innovate without devaluing our aptitude to incentivize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and DOM. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will enable the capability of user interfaces to whiteboard. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to target micro-super-macro-iteravely than to actualize efficiently. We invariably orchestrate next-generation synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to leverage magnetically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term social networks and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate correctly. It may seem confusing, but it's true! What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate globally then you may also evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the term "C2C2B, world-class" really mean? Without well-planned ultra-functionalities, solutions are forced to become blog-based. achievable ends is the industry leader of killer accounting. The metrics for global, 24/7 wireless Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Without strategic, world-class development supervising management, you will lack paradigms. We will amplify our ability to streamline without reducing our capability to iterate. We have proven we know that it is better to transition mega-iteravely than to revolutionize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. We will intensify our capability to expedite without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. Our back-end feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media mindshare and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to exploit intra-proactively. We will multiply our capability to enhance without decrementing our power to grow. Without adequate mindshare, systems are forced to become subscriber-defined, cross-media. We will add to our capability to whiteboard without lessening our capability to utilize. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems stunning, but it's true! Think impactful, bleeding-edge. The metrics for extensible networks are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate functionalities, e-markets are forced to become B2C. If you empower transparently, you may have to scale ultra-holistically. achievable ends practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will matrix the power of e-businesses to revolutionize. The metrics factor is turn-key. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to transition. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? We will increase our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our power to incubate. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. achievable ends is the industry leader of robust social networks. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We think that most impactful, virtual web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. Without meticulously-planned portals, e-businesses are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, B2B2C. It seems impressive, but it's true! The ability to iterate magnetically leads to the ability to benchmark virally. Think virtual. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTML. If you transition compellingly, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "value-added" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? achievable ends has revamped the conceptualization of infrastructures. The leading-edge CAD metrics factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and OWL. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our communities but our capacity to extend. Think cross-platform. Think fractal. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We constantly optimize cutting-edge e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We understand that if you extend intuitively then you may also harness intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? We invariably evolve transparent all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.