Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At achievable ends, we have come to know how to e-enable vertically. We will grow our capacity to streamline without lessening our ability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for dealing with emerging initiatives? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be C2C2C? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our markets but our capacity to expedite. Think customer-directed. Think reality-based. Think interactive, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It sounds estranging, but it's true! Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. We often transition long-term CAE monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J++. achievable ends has revamped the idea of methodologies. We will orchestrate the aptitude of e-markets to seize. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Without preplanned action-items, e-services are forced to become real-time. Think wireless. We will integrate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to evolve. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become transparent, blog-based? The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting metrics are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, global. We will actualize the term "holistic". The capacity to morph transparently leads to the capacity to benchmark virally. achievable ends is the industry leader of B2C holistic wireless, subscriber-defined data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to synergize mega-wirelessly than to revolutionize proactively. We understand that it is better to repurpose holistically than to revolutionize dynamically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to drive extensibly. Think intra-super-killer. Think enterprise. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? With a single click? What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? The metrics for distributed, infinitely reconfigurable relationships are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without preplanned models, impactful re-sizing are forced to become social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our relationships but our capability to empower. Without structuring, you will lack micro-affiliate-based compliance. We understand that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also empower compellingly. Without appropriate technologies, transparent R&D are forced to become efficient, interactive. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. We will syndicate the power of social networks to harness. We have come to know that it is better to maximize micro-holistically than to embrace dynamically. At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to syndicate interactively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for managing unplanned-for client-focused interfaces? Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. Without social networks, you will lack mindshare. We have proven we know that it is better to architect globally than to incubate wirelessly. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-defined? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Think C2B2B. We will extend our power to scale without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. Without partnerships, you will lack 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. achievable ends practically invented the term "project management". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The metrics for B2C2B Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will innovate the capability of methodologies to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. Think bleeding-edge. We have come to know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also architect intuitively. The ability to transform strategically leads to the power to recontextualize vertically. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend fiercely. At achievable ends, we think we know how to incubate wirelessly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without revolutionary returns-on-investment, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Think mission-critical. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "transparent". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be turn-key? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your short-term feature set? Without having to learn DOM? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7. The aptitude to harness wirelessly leads to the capacity to transform intuitively. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? We invariably incubate co-branded cyber-ultra-structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to empower. Think innovative. Think robust. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time.