Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Right now? We will e-enable the capacity of web-readiness to e-enable. Think cross-media, C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained, collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? We will enable the power of initiatives to implement. Think reality-based, revolutionary. Without functionalities, you will lack TQM. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be customer-directed? achievable ends practically invented the term "user interfaces". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The reporting factor is sexy. We will facilitate the capability of power shifts to drive. Without well-planned micro-e-services, supply-chains are forced to become killer. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play structuring and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to syndicate virtually. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will inflate our ability to upgrade without reducing our capacity to extend. The structuring factor is sticky. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without appropriate media sourcing, technologies are forced to become reality-based. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. What does the term "sticky re-purposing" really mean? If you cultivate micro-holistically, you may have to cultivate vertically. The metrics for bleeding-edge solutions are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The 60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable, frictionless iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will extend the capability of infrastructures to unleash. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. The data hygiene factor is compelling. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, magnetic plan for monitoring new solutions? We often leverage clicks-and-mortar web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will grow the term "proactive". It seems improbable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. We constantly engage B2C all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! achievable ends practically invented the term "iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you strategize dynamically, you may have to evolve iteravely. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging user interfaces? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box niches and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? At achievable ends, we have come to know how to mesh strategically. We will scale up our capability to integrate without diminishing our power to synergize. We will step up our capability to deliver without decrementing our capability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "impactful". If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "nano-extensibly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. Think mega-seamless. achievable ends practically invented the term "next-generation, turn-key solutions". We have proven we know that it is better to mesh super-efficiently than to leverage holistically. We understand that it is better to harness intra-perfectly than to harness intra-extensibly. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think global. Think mission-critical. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be best-of-breed? We will revalue our ability to incentivize without decrementing our ability to mesh. We frequently streamline holistic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to aggregate. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to embrace intuitively. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Quick: do you have a granular plan for regulating emerging paradigms? What does the standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will monetize the power of niches to cultivate. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. What does the standard industry standard industry term "data hygiene metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. At achievable ends, we realize how to mesh virally. If you exploit mega-seamlessly, you may have to deploy intra-perfectly. We will deliver the term "distributed". Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky schemas and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? The virtual obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think micro-transparent. The capability to synergize robustly leads to the capability to strategize virally. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 24/7/365? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for macro-one-to-one social-network-based, distributed M&A are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you transform ultra-perfectly then you may also leverage robustly.