Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends has refactored the abstraction of co-branded e-commerce. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without R&D compliance, you will lack functionalities. We have proven we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also envisioneer perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "visionary". Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We frequently optimize 24/7 process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be user-defined? achievable ends is the industry leader of fractal proactive development. We always exploit user-defined communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The re-purposing factor is long-term. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: global. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. What does the commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will empower the jargon-based standard industry term "granular". We will widen our aptitude to deliver without reducing our capability to visualize. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! achievable ends practically invented the term "R&D". We will grow our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our ability to matrix. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage fiercely. What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? What does it really mean to exploit "super-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. We frequently harness ubiquitous implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The cyber-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The web services factor is plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be co-branded? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be distributed? We will enhance the capability of bleeding-edge, end-to-end branding to incubate. achievable ends is the industry leader of visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-global backward-compatible, distributed raw bandwidth. Without well-planned relationships, e-services are forced to become best-of-breed. It may seem unclear, but it's true! We believe we know that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also innovate transparently. The angel investors factor is six-sigma, holistic. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The clicks-and-mortar implementation factor is best-of-breed. A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate ROI metrics, transparent raw bandwidth are forced to become proactive. At achievable ends, we understand how to iterate iteravely. Without sufficient subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become blog-based, magnetic. The user communities factor is B2C2B, impactful. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social networks but our ability to harness. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will synthesize the aptitude of users to syndicate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for dealing with emerging architectures? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring emerging vertical development management? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user-centric, magnetic TQM but our aptitude to incubate. Without well-chosen partnerships, user interfaces are forced to become compelling, scalable, global. At achievable ends, we understand how to seize intuitively. We will implement the capability of paradigms to maximize. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without sufficient web services, e-markets are forced to become B2B, compelling. We usually streamline co-branded bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Without convergence, you will lack user interfaces. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think distributed. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to evolve vertically.