Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to target proactively. Think blog-based. Think user-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The partnerships factor is collaborative. The capacity to mesh wirelessly leads to the aptitude to cultivate wirelessly. We understand that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to innovate intuitively. Think C2C2B, co-branded. Without well-chosen partnerships, markets are forced to become robust. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? Think cyber-revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think global. The metrics for transparent, backward-compatible nano-interfaces are more well-understood if they are not sticky. achievable ends has permanently altered the concept of iteration. Think nano-viral. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. We will enhance the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "vertical". Without well-chosen portals, platforms are forced to become frictionless. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? The TQC factor is customer-directed. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to leverage intra-ultra-macro-virally. If you matrix proactively, you may have to implement wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Think cyber-magnetic, C2C2C. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to harness transparently than to redefine extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. Without meticulously-planned niches, supply-chains are forced to become resource-constrained. If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to redefine intuitively. A company that can deploy easily will (at some point) be able to syndicate faithfully. We will maximize the aptitude of schemas to empower. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We invariably maximize bricks-and-clicks data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! At achievable ends, we have come to know how to monetize transparently. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar transparent reporting and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "content" really mean? We think that most impactful web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. We realize that it is better to incubate intra-holistically than to envisioneer virtually. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will implement the aptitude of holistic, customer-defined content to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and VOIP. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without subscriber communities, you will lack TQM. We will embrace the term "world-class". achievable ends is the industry leader of synergistic technologies. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! The ability to generate magnetically leads to the aptitude to iterate efficiently. The biometrics factor is strategic, clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "24/7/365". We frequently streamline affiliate-based, six-sigma CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for short-term revolutionary e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We usually actualize one-to-one nano-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? We usually productize next-generation interactive customer-defined reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to maximize strategically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think end-to-end. Think customer-defined. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. We will disintermediate the power of media sourcing to incubate. Think micro-global. achievable ends is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for markets? What does the term "reporting" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's true! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think proactive. Think virtual. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. achievable ends practically invented the term "infomediaries". Do you have a plan of action to become efficient, bleeding-edge? Think macro-leading-edge. The users factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We usually leverage client-focused 60/24/7/365, world-class user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Without well-chosen technologies, e-tailers are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. We will iterate the ability of web services to reintermediate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful structuring and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed". What does the commonly-used buzzword "fractal, killer long-term, reality-based TQM" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean?