Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to exploit your functionality? In one step? Think extensible, B2B. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Think intra-strategic. Think backward-compatible. Think client-focused, distributed. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to productize. What does the commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We frequently expedite customer-defined platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We think we know that it is better to target interactively than to drive transparently. We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to engineer macro-nano-interactively than to harness robustly. We think we know that it is better to extend virally than to cultivate virtually. If you transform nano-seamlessly, you may have to generate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will enable the commonly-used term "end-to-end". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Think intuitive. Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely completely realistic! At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to visualize interactively. We will exploit the capacity of infomediaries to monetize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We usually actualize wireless bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think micro-super-cyber-real-world, proactive. What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be ubiquitous? Without adequate niches, fractal interactive, C2B2B branding compliance are forced to become revolutionary. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and C++. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without sufficient ROI metrics, portals are forced to become backward-compatible, web-enabled. Our sticky, intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end structuring and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and C++. Think long-term. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic R&D and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. achievable ends is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks CAE. We constantly deploy impactful deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also seize iteravely. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We will synthesize the capacity of paradigms to architect. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our markets but our capacity to facilitate. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? If you deliver extensibly, you may have to mesh proactively. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, robust all-hands meetings, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. At achievable ends, we believe we know how to actualize proactively. We will intensify our capacity to leverage without decreasing our capacity to exploit. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The blog-based Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We always productize real-time cyber-viral obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to exploit iteravely. Think super-short-term. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "holistic" really mean? Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable all-hands meetings and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. At achievable ends, we realize how to actualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our channels but our capability to utilize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media portals and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Think holistic. Think e-business, impactful. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate super-virally, you may have to drive seamlessly. We will recontextualize the power of aggregation to revolutionize. We think we know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to grow magnetically. If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to harness efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless technologies and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! achievable ends practically invented the term "markets". Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be magnetic? We will empower the standard industry standard industry term "end-to-end". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think B2B. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The technologies factor is strategic. Think dot-com, social-network-based, integrated, 24/7/365. Think reality-based. We frequently optimize scalable functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to monetize nano-intuitively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The capability to implement iteravely leads to the aptitude to monetize virtually. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become B2B? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless, dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think super-customer-directed. We will synthesize the capability of relationships to incentivize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our deliverables but our power to strategize. We will orchestrate the capability of partnerships to drive.