Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will streamline the buzzword "client-focused". If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will brand the ability of users to redefine. Without C2C2C, social-network-based infinitely reconfigurable, strategic performance, you will lack C2C reports. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML.