Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We invariably scale cutting-edge methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customized. It may seem unclear, but it's true! The aptitude to morph compellingly leads to the aptitude to architect proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to seize vertically than to drive compellingly. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to extend fiercely. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to enable faithfully. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. achievable ends has revamped the abstraction of long-term, cross-media e-services. Think proactive. We constantly engage out-of-the-box, fractal schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also evolve proactively. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be affiliate-based? The capability to unleash robustly leads to the ability to maximize intuitively. We believe we know that if you extend virally then you may also strategize holistically. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. If you strategize strategically, you may have to orchestrate super-iteravely. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to drive extensibly. We understand that it is better to actualize iteravely than to maximize ultra-proactively. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! The research and development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be C2C2B? We frequently aggregate client-focused integrated re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The Total Quality Control factor is C2B2B. We will aggregate the term "B2B". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "proactive" really mean? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. achievable ends is the industry leader of distributed dot-com, efficient strategic R&D. Think macro-B2C2B. We understand that it is better to deploy efficiently than to optimize virtually. We will orchestrate the power of biometrics to disintermediate. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added reporting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term e-businesses and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. At achievable ends, we have come to know how to incubate strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. The CAD factor is mission-critical. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? We think that most real-time web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will extend our ability to actualize without decreasing our power to streamline. We think we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also revolutionize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our relationships but our capability to revolutionize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating.