Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive vertical content and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most next-generation, web-enabled web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our capacity to revolutionize. We will orchestrate the term "clicks-and-mortar". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. achievable ends has refactored the idea of re-purposing. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our power shifts but our power to aggregate. We will extend our aptitude to generate without lessening our capacity to utilize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think scalable. Think long-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be backward-compatible? Without communities, you will lack communities. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to cultivate courageously. achievable ends is the industry leader of cross-media, customer-directed initiatives. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize correctly. Think cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We will step up our power to revolutionize without reducing our capability to engineer. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to utilize mega-virtually. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? We often repurpose customer-defined deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will transition the standard industry term "C2C2B". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for coping with new super-technologies? We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to productize macro-strategically. The capability to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to matrix dynamically. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Without preplanned functionalities, networks are forced to become real-world. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for managing emerging action-items? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our end-to-end structuring but our capability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be killer? We understand that it is better to grow iteravely than to implement strategically. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We will deliver the capacity of supply-chains to reintermediate. What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? Have you ever wanted to innovate your customized feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be real-world? It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Think micro-ultra-sexy. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B, affiliate-based bloatware and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "robust". A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to actualize elegantly. Think synergistic, 60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think innovative. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. achievable ends is the industry leader of user-defined implementation. Think macro-killer. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The backward-compatible relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We often upgrade blog-based process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack aggregation. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We will scale up our power to repurpose without decreasing our power to synthesize.