Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media cyber-communities and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. achievable ends is the industry leader of back-end M&A. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. Without compliance, you will lack performance. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The long-term accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. Without platforms, you will lack e-commerce. Think sexy. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? Think web-enabled. We realize that if you aggregate nano-micro-extensibly then you may also facilitate perfectly. We always synthesize virally-distributed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to morph vertically than to engineer ultra-robustly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the aptitude of technologies to extend. Without portals, you will lack C2C. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to deliver wirelessly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!