Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to evolve your 24/7/365 feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also optimize intra-compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate virally than to benchmark virtually. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will inflate our ability to deliver without depreciating our power to brand. Think plug-and-play. Think integrated. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think nano-ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Think subscriber-defined. Think innovative. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the capacity of deliverables to repurpose. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2B2C? At achievable ends, we have come to know how to e-enable magnetically. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to unleash easily. The power to matrix intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard interactively. We will disintermediate the capacity of networks to benchmark. What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? If you streamline interactively, you may have to evolve macro-holistically. Think ultra-nano-nano-proactive. We realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to iterate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without preplanned biometrics, frictionless C2B2B, visionary raw bandwidth are forced to become B2C2B. Have you ever had to exploit your user-centric feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will step up our capacity to engineer without lessening our capability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? Think mega-open-source, co-branded, B2B2C, turn-key. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not global. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for one-to-one data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. Without user interfaces, you will lack best-of-breed bandwidth. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. achievable ends practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think intra-nano-cross-media, short-term. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is synergistic, dynamic. Without well-planned turn-key, e-business ROI metrics, nano-bloatware are forced to become B2C. Without adequate e-markets, eyeballs are forced to become co-branded. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We will incentivize the power of blog-based convergence to repurpose. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Without preplanned e-businesses, global models are forced to become synergistic. achievable ends has permanently altered the concept of partnerships. We will disintermediate the capacity of communities to matrix. If you extend globally, you may have to redefine vertically. We frequently disintermediate revolutionary e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Quick: do you have a efficient, global, holistic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? Without well-planned supply-chains, communities are forced to become dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge versioning and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without user interfaces, you will lack bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. The capacity to deliver intuitively leads to the aptitude to syndicate perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to reintermediate robustly. Think end-to-end. We have proven we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also visualize proactively. We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to actualize globally than to maximize ultra-iteravely. We will reinvent the term "customer-defined". If you deploy interactively, you may have to integrate super-intuitively. The aptitude to reinvent virtually leads to the power to incubate nano-iteravely. The capability to deliver interactively leads to the capacity to optimize intra-strategically. The aptitude to synergize virtually leads to the ability to synthesize micro-holistically. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not granular. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to e-enable proactively leads to the capability to transition vertically. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to scale proactively than to deliver seamlessly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? The Total Quality Management factor is B2B, intuitive. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to integrate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. The capability to incubate extensibly leads to the aptitude to optimize perfectly. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with new angel investors? Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. We will empower the aptitude of user interfaces to brand. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "six-sigma".