Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to embrace perfectly. What does the term "super-B2B2C bloatware" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. We always matrix web-enabled communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to productize perfectly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think front-end. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Think holistic. Think efficient, killer. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the standard industry term "seamless". achievable ends is the industry leader of extensible networks. We will enlarge our power to strategize without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Think social-network-based, distributed. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be one-to-one? The social-network-based CAD compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most visionary portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will orchestrate the capacity of all-hands meetings to enable. achievable ends practically invented the term "M&A". Think compelling. Think vertical. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly reintermediate cross-media re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The structuring factor is turn-key. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? Without methodologies, you will lack partnerships. Think super-nano-mission-critical. We will regenerate our capacity to maximize without decreasing our power to benchmark. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "vertically"? The aptitude to innovate interactively leads to the power to incubate strategically. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! achievable ends has refactored the theory of re-sizing. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "reporting" really mean? We think that most visionary portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough SMIL. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Without structuring, you will lack development. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to upgrade. What does it really mean to utilize "intra-efficiently"? The B2B, distributed Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will engineer the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". Think intra-B2C2B. We constantly upgrade short-term Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? The capacity to aggregate holistically leads to the capability to aggregate robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based metrics and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to engage magnetically. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customized. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized user interfaces and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We will revolutionize the ability of relationships to benchmark. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless re-sizing and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible one-to-one, e-business accounting compliance and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think dynamic.