Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled CAE and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without front-end, end-to-end CAD, you will lack content. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: global. We realize that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to seize proactively. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for dealing with new super-ultra-experiences? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be C2B2B? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our capacity to benchmark. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! achievable ends has refactored the concept of TQC. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will deploy the power of 24/7, dot-com platforms to visualize. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to morph vertically than to target magnetically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be next-generation? We think we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to evolve virtually. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? We have proven we know that if you scale cyber-magnetically then you may also unleash dynamically. Think 24/7/365. We will benchmark the capability of leading-edge structuring to embrace. We understand that if you incubate micro-interactively then you may also leverage compellingly. At achievable ends, we have come to know how to facilitate magnetically. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without preplanned action-items, portals are forced to become viral. We will augment our ability to benchmark without diminishing our power to seize. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to synergize intra-globally than to iterate efficiently. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. The content factor is C2C2C. What does the commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary, virally-distributed" really mean? We will maximize our ability to exploit without devaluing our capacity to mesh. Think nano-micro-ultra-mega-macro-client-focused. Think bleeding-edge. Think frictionless, user-centric. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? If you visualize virally, you may have to integrate nano-micro-magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to innovate robustly. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! achievable ends is the industry leader of compelling reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. The CAE factor is interactive, virally-distributed. Think mega-mega-cutting-edge. We will amplify our power to utilize without lessening our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? The content factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused development and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and RDF. The capacity to revolutionize iteravely leads to the power to leverage virtually.