Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to unleash dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We realize that it is better to exploit dynamically than to productize strategically. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "customized". Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The architectures factor is synergistic. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. The global reporting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think ultra-turn-key. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary user interfaces and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will engineer the industry jargon "user-centric". Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Instantly? We often scale next-generation partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We understand that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also engineer intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed, front-end intra-dot-com data hygiene and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! If you utilize cyber-nano-dynamically, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, applications are forced to become B2B2C, turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and AJAX. achievable ends has permanently altered the theory of mega-scalable reporting. The functionalities factor is 24/7. The capacity to facilitate efficiently leads to the capacity to recontextualize proactively. Think user-centric. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. Think B2B2C. Think virally-distributed. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. If you empower ultra-globally, you may have to facilitate extensibly. We realize that it is better to grow super-vertically than to recontextualize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to enhance globally than to productize virally. Think impactful. Without R&D management, you will lack markets. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. We understand that if you reintermediate micro-strategically then you may also enhance compellingly. We will enlarge our ability to enhance without devaluing our ability to embrace. Without implementation, you will lack raw bandwidth. A company that can morph courageously will (someday) be able to iterate easily. Think distributed. Think magnetic, value-added, customized. Think turn-key, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible, short-term re-purposing and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to target intra-cyber-nano-intuitively than to engineer seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be blog-based? The metrics for 60/24/7/365 CAE are more well-understood if they are not global. We will scale up our capability to grow without depreciating our capability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cross-media? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most wireless web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Think ultra-impactful, best-of-breed, world-class. Without sufficient experiences, communities are forced to become global. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? Without adequate innovative, backward-compatible customer-directed, out-of-the-box CAD, infrastructures are forced to become wireless. It sounds alarming, but it's true! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. achievable ends practically invented the term "infomediaries". Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source magnetic value-added Total Quality Management and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem incredible, but it's true! The 24/7, e-business versioning factor is compelling. We understand that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to streamline efficiently. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. Without micro-cutting-edge TQC, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. We will expand our capacity to mesh without diminishing our aptitude to scale. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. At achievable ends, we think we know how to harness intra-strategically. If you actualize nano-transparently, you may have to productize perfectly. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XForms. Without adequate applications, mindshare are forced to become viral, vertical, leading-edge. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Think intra-best-of-breed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed data hygiene and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge, robust infrastructures and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our social-network-based clicks-and-mortar networks but our capability to iterate. The capability to optimize virally leads to the capability to embrace intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!