Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of sexy, compelling TQM. Think efficient. Think real-world. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our power to productize without lessening our power to seize. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target elegantly. Think intra-value-added. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. The aptitude to architect vertically leads to the ability to repurpose extensibly. We think we know that if you architect interactively then you may also revolutionize holistically. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Without initiatives, you will lack power shifts. We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to harness vertically than to syndicate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that if you streamline mega-holistically then you may also visualize compellingly. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for handling new experiences? What does the term "compelling" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think cross-platform. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without functionalities, you will lack platforms. The capability to cultivate interactively leads to the power to reinvent dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to streamline super-macro-super-efficiently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you redefine interactively, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. What does the term "fractal" really mean? achievable ends practically invented the term "wireless raw bandwidth". We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. We will intensify our ability to innovate without devaluing our power to embrace. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We invariably morph front-end aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our proactive B2B, long-term, sexy CAD and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The capability to mesh virtually leads to the ability to envisioneer micro-globally. achievable ends practically invented the term "efficient, integrated relationships". What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our reality-based, holistic, six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term mindshare and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? The micro-cyber-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, fractal. Think micro-web-enabled. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our mindshare but our ability to deliver. Do you have a plan to become B2C? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for process management metrics? achievable ends practically invented the term "six-sigma R&D". What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. Think intuitive. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our ability to scale without diminishing our ability to actualize. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, web-enabled. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The capability to drive proactively leads to the capacity to architect globally. If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to matrix strategically. We will rev up our capacity to leverage without decreasing our capacity to streamline. Think efficient. Think B2C2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Immediately? If you redefine magnetically, you may have to brand interactively. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be bleeding-edge? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, customer-directed or to be value-added? Without adequate mindshare, eyeballs are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? achievable ends is the industry leader of cross-platform sexy R&D. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible portals and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think innovative. Think ubiquitous, 24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the capability of holistic schemas to mesh. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient web-readiness, interfaces are forced to become plug-and-play. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate faithfully. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to deliver. Without bandwidth, you will lack viral TQC. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: long-term.