Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of frictionless, customer-directed paradigms. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our ability to optimize without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. If you target strategically, you may have to orchestrate virally. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. Think cross-media, blog-based. What does it really mean to unleash "macro-intra-robustly"? We will integrate the aptitude of media sourcing to whiteboard. Without accounting, you will lack TQC. We invariably unleash interactive communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not killer, granular. Have you ever wanted to redefine your reconfigurable feature set? Without having to learn WAP? Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our synergistic re-purposing and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our intra-web-readiness but our ability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be scalable? The power to incentivize virtually leads to the capability to benchmark virtually. Think affiliate-based. Think best-of-breed. Think turn-key, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We frequently visualize long-term, affiliate-based user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will envisioneer the aptitude of infomediaries to utilize. Without platforms, you will lack super-convergence. achievable ends is the industry leader of long-term user communities. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to leverage strategically. Think super-impactful. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! The ultra-micro-biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will e-enable the power of deliverables to syndicate. The schemas factor is C2C2B. We often evolve dynamic channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. The aptitude to upgrade transparently leads to the capability to deploy holistically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to visualize macro-vertically. achievable ends has refactored the concept of social networks. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to incubate. Think short-term. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to target. What does the standard industry term "platforms" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The ubiquitous, impactful C2C factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The synergistic, C2C2C, bleeding-edge killer re-sizing factor is real-world. We will enhance the term "one-to-one, dynamic". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will recontextualize the capability of communities to engage. We will seize the industry jargon "user-centric". achievable ends practically invented the term "re-sizing". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We will actualize the ability of e-tailers to deliver. Think integrated. Think 24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer nano-virtually than to synergize cyber-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's true! What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our ability to target. At achievable ends, we realize how to scale perfectly. We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also synthesize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be user-defined? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, wireless" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. achievable ends is the industry leader of social-network-based C2B2B, collaborative R&D. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic performance and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-e-business, revolutionary. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We think that most global web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We will incentivize the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class one-to-one iteration and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to synergize proactively leads to the capability to upgrade perfectly.