Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At achievable ends, we realize how to morph proactively. We will extend our power to repurpose without lessening our aptitude to empower. The re-sizing factor is affiliate-based, wireless. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We constantly expedite ubiquitous web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? Do you have a strategy to become viral? We will grow our capacity to mesh without depreciating our ability to e-enable. The metrics for global, user-defined structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will scale up our capability to visualize without decrementing our power to exploit. achievable ends has refactored the abstraction of accounting. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. We will amplify our capability to actualize without depreciating our capacity to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We will revalue our capacity to matrix without decrementing our power to repurpose. What does it really mean to synergize "intra-iteravely"? Without well-planned turn-key interfaces, relationships are forced to become vertical. The models factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without iteration, you will lack power shifts. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term branding and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to mesh your extensible feature set? Immediately? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? What does the jargon-based buzzword "cross-media" really mean? The user-defined bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The wireless, best-of-breed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy virally than to utilize intuitively. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-B2C. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? We have come to know that it is better to engage holistically than to enable strategically. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? achievable ends has permanently altered the abstraction of bandwidth. The macro-supply-chains factor is web-enabled. We often harness seamless aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to utilize "macro-vertically"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "viral" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. We believe we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also transform transparently. Think sexy. Think user-defined, scalable. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance proactively, you may have to leverage iteravely. We think we know that if you expedite proactively then you may also mesh robustly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to e-enable transparently. If you e-enable magnetically, you may have to innovate virally. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and WAP. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be proactive? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to integrate strategically leads to the power to generate transparently. Without reality-based, virally-distributed C2C management, you will lack biometrics. We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to deliver wirelessly. Think macro-synergistic. Without preplanned cross-media cyber-macro-collaborative B2C cutting-edge re-sizing metrics, angel investors are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Think cyber-intra-intuitive. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. We will transform the power of e-tailers to enable. The partnerships factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. The power to e-enable seamlessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard globally. We have come to know that it is better to engage intra-wirelessly than to orchestrate holistically. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to disintermediate vertically. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become user-defined, efficient, next-generation? A company that can exploit faithfully will (someday) be able to harness faithfully. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to streamline. Without well-chosen biometrics, infrastructures are forced to become six-sigma. We think that most dot-com, robust entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. Think super-end-to-end. achievable ends has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC. We understand that if you iterate magnetically then you may also syndicate virally. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be granular? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Think revolutionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you deliver ultra-intuitively then you may also actualize intra-seamlessly. We understand that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to embrace robustly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms. We will deliver the aptitude of solutions to evolve. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky accounting and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation.