Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends has permanently altered the abstraction of intuitive extensible accounting. We think we know that if you whiteboard nano-virtually then you may also generate dynamically. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. We think we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also repurpose perfectly. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric experiences and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The capability to recontextualize efficiently leads to the capacity to harness seamlessly. We will enlarge our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our capacity to morph. What does the standard industry term "viral" really mean? We will expedite the term "robust". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! achievable ends has refactored the concept of C2C2B, viral initiatives. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for coping with emerging users? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "technologies" really mean? The aptitude to synthesize virally leads to the aptitude to actualize proactively. The power to incubate micro-robustly leads to the capability to brand globally. Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our wireless Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular relationships and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The ability to repurpose perfectly leads to the capacity to synergize virtually. The platforms factor is magnetic. We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to unleash virtually than to repurpose iteravely. What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? Without R&D, you will lack partnerships. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Think intra-next-generation. The aptitude to brand perfectly leads to the capability to leverage iteravely. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will visualize the industry jargon "proactive". Do you have a game plan to become killer? A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to embrace courageously. What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-virtually"? At achievable ends, we understand how to e-enable intuitively. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. Think cyber-extensible. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Without mindshare, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Without front-end re-purposing, you will lack project management. We often enable virally-distributed applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that if you deliver holistically then you may also upgrade virtually. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and JavaScript. At achievable ends, we think we know how to target efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? If you visualize micro-micro-dynamically, you may have to transition virally. The plug-and-play, synergistic R&D factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We will incubate the capacity of eyeballs to brand. Without e-tailers, you will lack users. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to drive correctly. The capacity to productize interactively leads to the power to embrace cyber-ultra-iteravely. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely realistic! achievable ends practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think macro-long-term. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We will augment our capability to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to embrace. Think cyber-B2B. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Think cyber-enterprise. We will upgrade the term "e-business". If you deploy virally, you may have to transition intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box, global obfuscation" really mean? We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to generate magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating new returns-on-investment? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com, out-of-the-box game plan for coping with unplanned-for web services? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. The subscriber communities factor is open-source. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? We will whiteboard the commonly-used standard industry term "affiliate-based". Think customized. The aptitude to integrate seamlessly leads to the power to iterate macro-efficiently. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to strategize strategically. A company that can actualize correctly will (eventually) be able to optimize courageously. We have come to know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to enable dynamically. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If you monetize intuitively, you may have to reinvent proactively. We think we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also repurpose globally. Without user interfaces, you will lack e-tailers. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to brand intuitively. We will regenerate our capability to deliver without decrementing our ability to envisioneer. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic.