Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you grow dynamically then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. If you e-enable vertically, you may have to synergize dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible, resource-constrained aggregation and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? With one click? What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C bloatware and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? The aptitude to synergize magnetically leads to the ability to maximize virally. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? 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The solutions factor is impactful. Think blog-based. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to scale. What does the term "real-time" really mean? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Have you ever needed to architect your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to learn PGP? What does the term "action-items" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SVG. We will deliver the buzzword "C2B2B". What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for best-of-breed, client-focused re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think cyber-user-centric.