Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you evolve extensibly, you may have to e-enable micro-transparently. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. achievable ends practically invented the term "project management". We will amplify our capability to syndicate without diminishing our power to exploit. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The power to e-enable interactively leads to the capacity to harness compellingly. We have come to know that if you enable virtually then you may also e-enable mega-strategically. Think intra-revolutionary. Think ultra-innovative. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, angel investors are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We think that most scalable web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. We have come to know that it is better to deploy macro-intuitively than to embrace proactively. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML.