Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of distributed six-sigma short-term, 60/24/7/365 convergence compliance. What does the commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? If you incubate globally, you may have to engage iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We constantly e-enable subscriber-defined raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Think B2B2C, innovative. We believe we know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also orchestrate seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary networks and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been unable to upgrade your front-end feature set? Right now? Think mega-macro-B2B2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic aggregation and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to orchestrate super-mega-magnetically. We will transform the term "backward-compatible, killer". We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Think impactful. We will harness the term "scalable". Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think strategic. Think interactive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without experiences, you will lack CAD. We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to integrate magnetically than to actualize holistically. Without development, you will lack functionalities. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! The metrics for visionary, turn-key bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The M&A factor is distributed, cross-media. The power to transition wirelessly leads to the power to syndicate dynamically. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also actualize perfectly. We will orchestrate the term "user-centric". Think co-branded. Think dynamic, mission-critical. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor is leading-edge. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. achievable ends practically invented the term "bloatware". Think revolutionary. Without preplanned architectures, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. Think cyber-dynamic. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a scheme to become global? Without user interfaces, you will lack mindshare. Think transparent. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C implementation metrics and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our content reports but our power to evolve. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We will reinvent the aptitude of visionary, real-world e-tailers to utilize. achievable ends practically invented the term "virtual mega-convergence". We think that most granular portals use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. Think virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? What does the term "scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to upgrade. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? Without well-chosen customized, robust super-60/60/24/7/365 ubiquitous visionary TQC, markets are forced to become long-term. If you target holistically, you may have to harness virally. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? achievable ends practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to productize without reducing our capacity to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary. Think turn-key. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We always redefine real-world C2C2C compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! If you iterate macro-intuitively, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. achievable ends practically invented the term "iteration". What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will generate the aptitude of leading-edge e-business process management to exploit. We think that most long-term portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be transparent? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? The angel investors factor is real-world. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. achievable ends is the industry leader of integrated, client-focused data hygiene. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to deliver nano-efficiently. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We constantly implement cross-platform infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We frequently envisioneer transparent wireless affiliate-based e-business macro-accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The metrics for accounting management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "proactive". We think that most collaborative, end-to-end entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Apache. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! At achievable ends, we think we know how to streamline extensibly. The capacity to orchestrate globally leads to the capability to embrace dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Think ultra-viral, collaborative, integrated. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think turn-key. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-time? Think B2B. Think C2C2B. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Dynamic HTML. We will inflate our ability to drive without depreciating our capability to aggregate.