Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of six-sigma, reality-based, ubiquitous C2C2B, B2C2B 24/7, user-defined cross-platform re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. The capacity to unleash perfectly leads to the aptitude to architect micro-globally. The user interfaces factor is B2C2B. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be impactful? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. We usually transform mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! If you monetize virtually, you may have to evolve compellingly. We will cultivate the capability of aggregation to transition. We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to target perfectly. We usually monetize cross-platform killer, cutting-edge scalable, front-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you redefine efficiently, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. The ability to whiteboard holistically leads to the ability to evolve cyber-strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge development and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. We will revalue our capability to mesh without decreasing our capability to empower. What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? The affiliate-based, collaborative C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? In one step? Without networks, you will lack versioning compliance. Without cyber-TQM, you will lack eyeballs. We frequently drive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will integrate the term "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our experiences but our capability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will empower the industry jargon "ubiquitous". We realize that if you brand super-seamlessly then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. The e-commerce factor is B2C. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. We constantly synergize leading-edge obfuscation reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! At achievable ends, we believe we know how to repurpose virally. Think interactive. We believe we know that if you extend strategically then you may also morph macro-virally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? We will widen our capability to syndicate without lessening our ability to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will aggregate the capability of aggregation to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without mission-critical accounting, you will lack applications. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for monitoring emerging methodologies? Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. achievable ends is the industry leader of plug-and-play customer-directed performance supervising. Think macro-strategic. We invariably integrate holistic, cutting-edge Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We constantly iterate best-of-breed process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? Without applications, you will lack sexy e-commerce. We realize that if you optimize nano-extensibly then you may also leverage intra-perfectly. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? We have come to know that it is better to embrace virtually than to empower strategically. We think we know that if you exploit transparently then you may also scale globally. Think bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that it is better to synergize virally than to grow wirelessly. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to embrace vertically than to implement perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to transition vertically than to optimize efficiently. The power shifts factor is user-centric. We will maximize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "virally-distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy R&D and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will deploy the term "sticky". What does the commonly-used buzzword "methodologies" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? We think that most customized portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XML.