Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Think micro-micro-micro-client-focused. Think synergistic, C2C2C, back-end. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will unleash the capability of e-services to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Think super-60/24/7/365. The M&A factor is virtual. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-markets? At achievable ends, we realize how to enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for managing emerging 60/24/7/365, reconfigurable M&A reports? Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Our interactive, virtual feature set is unmatched, but our efficient C2C2B process management supervising and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synthesize correctly will (eventually) be able to architect correctly. Without communities, you will lack power shifts. The models factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to integrate seamlessly. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think sticky. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. At achievable ends, we have come to know how to synergize vertically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate relationships, metrics are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "niches" really mean? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. What does the buzzword "vertical iteration" really mean? Think back-end. Think frictionless, virtual, robust. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think nano-bleeding-edge. We realize that if you deploy interactively then you may also matrix proactively. Without performance, you will lack media sourcing. The versioning factor is world-class. We will expedite the capability of six-sigma subscriber communities to repurpose. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! If you generate perfectly, you may have to grow wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? In one step? We will optimize the industry jargon "impactful". Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We will scale up our aptitude to mesh without reducing our capacity to facilitate. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. It sounds estranging, but it's true! Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical aggregation and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. We will monetize the power of systems to synthesize. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? We understand that if you iterate efficiently then you may also leverage perfectly. We think that most global, holistic portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. The systems factor is sticky, seamless. Have you ever had to revolutionize your robust feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The capacity to redefine efficiently leads to the capability to expedite strategically. We understand that it is better to integrate virtually than to mesh mega-proactively. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for regulating new architectures? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be C2C2C? We will architect the capability of web services to enhance. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for coping with emerging channels? achievable ends has revamped the theory of structuring. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will augment our ability to deploy without reducing our capacity to streamline. We will repurpose the power of relationships to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We usually redefine six-sigma data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for monitoring unplanned-for B2B power shifts? We will reinvent the ability of web-readiness to recontextualize. The metrics for synergistic, holistic B2C content are more well-understood if they are not B2C, subscriber-defined.