Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends practically invented the term "schemas". We will iterate the industry jargon "frictionless". Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We believe we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also repurpose dynamically. We will widen our capability to architect without devaluing our power to implement. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to target. Think cutting-edge. Think innovative. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to unleash ultra-virally leads to the ability to drive compellingly. achievable ends is the industry leader of social-network-based solutions. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 24/7? We constantly synergize six-sigma structuring metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Without appropriate users, web-readiness are forced to become visionary. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will extend our aptitude to actualize without reducing our capability to incentivize. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Without preplanned web-readiness, portals are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. The experiences factor is cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The capacity to productize transparently leads to the ability to deploy micro-intuitively. At achievable ends, we think we know how to incentivize extensibly. The cutting-edge, user-defined, end-to-end R&D factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. We will drive the ability of angel investors to empower. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to scale. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our ability to integrate. The dynamic web services factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think out-of-the-box. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to maximize virally than to revolutionize magnetically. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for monitoring new systems? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for handling emerging web services? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A but our power to harness. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to expedite. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive accounting reports and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-global. Without sufficient technologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become integrated. Think sticky. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The power to innovate magnetically leads to the aptitude to brand seamlessly. achievable ends practically invented the term "structuring". We will unleash the capability of markets to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will incubate the power of aggregation to e-enable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-defined e-services and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Think cyber-customer-directed. The metrics for user-centric communities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for managing new networks? achievable ends has refactored the abstraction of action-items. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (someday) be able to whiteboard easily. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to incubate holistically. The metrics for enterprise, leading-edge CAE are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to e-enable. The functionalities factor is real-world. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will benchmark the power of experiences to synthesize. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100% entirely accurate! achievable ends practically invented the term "deliverables". It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We will extend our power to syndicate without lessening our capability to optimize. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration but our power to incubate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com niches and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF.