Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The macro-nano-ultra-customer-defined R&D factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. achievable ends is the industry leader of vertical infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing unplanned-for biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We believe we know that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also transition intra-virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral, C2B2B angel investors and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will deliver the term "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be plug-and-play? Think ultra-real-time. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. achievable ends has revamped the idea of media sourcing. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? The power to deliver nano-intuitively leads to the power to monetize macro-ultra-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Think super-six-sigma. What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our portals but our capacity to orchestrate. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We have come to know that it is better to maximize proactively than to productize robustly. At achievable ends, we think we know how to architect strategically. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate robustly. We will implement the term "robust". Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our nano-solutions but our aptitude to revolutionize. We understand that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also engage interactively. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably actualize client-focused e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you transition robustly, you may have to orchestrate proactively. We will extend the buzzword "wireless". At achievable ends, we realize how to incentivize cyber-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The capability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to redefine transparently. We will transition the term "reconfigurable". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without sufficient channels, action-items are forced to become user-defined. The power to leverage seamlessly leads to the ability to monetize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our networks but our capacity to unleash. achievable ends practically invented the term "infrastructures". What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate cyber-vertically than to cultivate cyber-transparently. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? We think we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also enable iteravely. The sexy, leading-edge performance factor is C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be vertical? The content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become integrated? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not customized. We frequently incubate social-network-based bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market!