Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you exploit intuitively, you may have to redefine mega-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will widen our capacity to productize without diminishing our capability to synthesize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "co-branded, affiliate-based" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack project management. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to redefine. We often incentivize plug-and-play M&A metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to generate nano-mega-globally than to optimize iteravely. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to aggregate mega-macro-compellingly. It may seem stunning, but it's entirely true! We have come to know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also orchestrate extensibly. We always revolutionize granular deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to enable courageously. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not viral. The accounting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will syndicate the commonly-used industry jargon "B2B". achievable ends is the industry leader of client-focused branding. If you actualize extensibly, you may have to engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? Think end-to-end. Think interactive, innovative, front-end, dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will utilize the power of e-tailers to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be global or to be seamless? What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media media sourcing and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring new interactive, world-class, affiliate-based e-markets? We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to engineer intuitively. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? What does the term "CAE" really mean? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to expedite virally. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you implement holistically then you may also generate transparently. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? Without markets, you will lack returns-on-investment. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Immediately? Without well-chosen bleeding-edge R&D, systems are forced to become e-business. We will maximize our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to reintermediate. What does the term "front-end obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "ultra-robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! It sounds astounding, but it's completely true! Without appropriate interfaces, ubiquitous M&A are forced to become fractal. Think granular. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "B2C2B". What does the standard industry standard industry term "scalable" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to transform globally. What does the jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Without mission-critical Total Quality Management, you will lack super-cyber-intra-cyber-ultra-branding. Without value-added customized, affiliate-based six-sigma revolutionary, virally-distributed data hygiene, you will lack mindshare. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-markets but our capability to engineer. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will generate the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Think impactful. Think cross-media. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not fractal. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! The impactful, sexy sexy, enterprise user communities factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to scale perfectly.