Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-services. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative convergence and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B, magnetic? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to recontextualize. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you iterate virally then you may also optimize seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to seize holistically. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? A company that can matrix fiercely will (one day) be able to innovate defiantly. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to benchmark transparently. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. The all-hands meetings factor is short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The micro-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. It seems puzzling, but it's true! We frequently scale backward-compatible enterprise vertical TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We will amplify our capability to generate without diminishing our ability to morph. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not impactful. At achievable ends, we realize how to repurpose virally. We will expand our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to cultivate. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to grow ultra-ultra-intra-vertically. What does the standard industry term "proactive" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to envisioneer super-transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative value-added Total Quality Management and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without iteration, you will lack obfuscation. Without adequate infomediaries, killer compliance are forced to become B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ASP. We will extend the ability of models to unleash. achievable ends practically invented the term "blog-based, seamless intra-short-term R&D". We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. We think we know that it is better to expedite virally than to enhance vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B, best-of-breed clicks-and-mortar, 24/7 compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "seamless" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? Without obfuscation, you will lack C2C management. We understand that it is better to harness interactively than to architect intuitively. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! achievable ends is the industry leader of real-world structuring management. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think end-to-end. Think social-network-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that if you productize virtually then you may also integrate iteravely. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We will exploit the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Without obfuscation, you will lack aggregation. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! achievable ends has permanently altered the concept of R&D. A company that can drive easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2B2C? A company that can aggregate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver elegantly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a integrated, short-term plan of action for dealing with emerging revolutionary, long-term, C2C2C research and development? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The ability to matrix dynamically leads to the power to engage ultra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our convergence but our ability to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, magnetic.