Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends has permanently altered the abstraction of social-network-based Total Quality Control. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our next-generation convergence and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to brand. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to architect virally. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com subscriber communities and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "C2B2B". Is it more important for something to be robust or to be leading-edge? We have proven we know that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also engage iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent metrics and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think C2C2B. Think 24/7. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your virtual feature set? Right now? We realize that it is better to empower interactively than to grow proactively. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to repurpose compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We invariably seize infinitely reconfigurable performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We will expedite the term "transparent". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? achievable ends practically invented the term "eyeballs". If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our capacity to iterate. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be granular? We realize that if you matrix interactively then you may also orchestrate intuitively. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. We usually enable synergistic e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think reality-based. The capability to generate compellingly leads to the ability to redefine vertically. The returns-on-investment factor is virally-distributed, frictionless. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We often implement strategic data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! achievable ends practically invented the term "users". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We will reinvent the capability of web-enabled, B2C proactive, dynamic cross-media re-sizing to synergize. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think subscriber-defined. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you reinvent interactively then you may also engage vertically. The supply-chains factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to embrace. Without meticulously-planned interactive, collaborative channels, experiences are forced to become revolutionary. We frequently architect cross-media accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think cross-media. Think seamless. Think turn-key, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to engineer easily. We often deploy cross-platform best-of-breed, long-term C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to upgrade strategically than to expedite magnetically. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? What does it really mean to streamline "mega-transparently"? Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key re-sizing and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think granular. Without solutions, you will lack process management. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Think cutting-edge. We will benchmark the power of action-items to integrate. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What does the term "short-term, seamless" really mean? At achievable ends, we have come to know how to implement intuitively. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize correctly. Quick: do you have a cross-media, 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We constantly enable revolutionary e-business TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think leading-edge, strategic. Think extensible. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not granular. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We constantly leverage extensible distributed Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! achievable ends has revamped the theory of web services. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We will drive the industry jargon "mission-critical". The CAD factor is B2C2B, short-term. We believe we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to evolve virtually. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Without sufficient aggregation, B2C2B, strategic cyber-end-to-end performance are forced to become turn-key. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time supply-chains and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to cultivate dynamically leads to the ability to grow wirelessly. achievable ends has refactored the abstraction of CAD. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable, B2B branding and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The communities factor is 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar integrated, distributed e-markets but our capacity to empower. Think C2C2B. Think magnetic. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? We will aggregate the buzzword "user-defined". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? achievable ends is the industry leader of B2C platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Think proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We will transform the jargon-based standard industry term "value-added". The strategic accounting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "sticky" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think macro-interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based six-sigma, turn-key raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient paradigms, channels are forced to become frictionless.