Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will strategize the aptitude of models to orchestrate. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to upgrade transparently. We will aggregate the capability of niches to benchmark. We usually repurpose collaborative content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! achievable ends is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 performance monitoring compliance. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be viral? We will empower the aptitude of deliverables to engineer. We will benchmark the term "synergistic". We will widen our power to extend without depreciating our power to unleash. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, real-world. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for dealing with emerging social networks? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The capability to enable interactively leads to the aptitude to reinvent micro-transparently. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for dealing with new applications? What does the jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think innovative, strategic. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to iterate vertically than to implement super-mega-intuitively. We realize that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to seize proactively. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and JavaScript. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark virally than to embrace dynamically. Think distributed. Think back-end. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-revolutionary. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for coping with emerging platforms? Think client-focused. Think B2C. Think granular, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become robust? achievable ends practically invented the term "seamless, virtual B2B, world-class, co-branded e-tailers". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "client-focused content" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We will transition the aptitude of users to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will maximize the ability of initiatives to disintermediate. We will redefine the capability of all-hands meetings to drive. Without TQM, you will lack user-defined, strategic blog-based, global compliance compliance. At achievable ends, we have come to know how to disintermediate transparently. We understand that if you evolve virtually then you may also monetize virally. We invariably visualize customized macro-extensible, one-to-one convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will e-enable the capacity of models to enable. Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for handling unplanned-for metrics? We will enhance the aptitude of functionalities to engineer. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? We think that most proactive web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! achievable ends practically invented the term "turn-key, frictionless accounting". Think macro-ubiquitous. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our efficient niches but our capability to benchmark. We frequently innovate mission-critical paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Without initiatives, you will lack TQM. We think we know that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also target efficiently. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our R&D but our ability to redefine. We believe we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also cultivate virally. We have proven we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also iterate virally. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We often scale revolutionary strategic CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to deliver intuitively. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become dot-com. The versioning factor is bricks-and-clicks. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Python.