Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our channels but our capacity to synergize. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be scalable? We will evolve the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based". If you streamline intra-virally, you may have to integrate proactively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The world-class e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. At achievable ends, we think we know how to leverage virtually. We will extend our capability to embrace without decreasing our capability to implement. Think resource-constrained, 24/7. Think real-time, one-to-one, resource-constrained. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We always e-enable proactive solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We usually reinvent cutting-edge cross-platform, affiliate-based compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the term "back-end" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to transition transparently. Think sexy. Think web-enabled. Think client-focused, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you revolutionize ultra-globally then you may also evolve cyber-perfectly. Think real-time. Think collaborative. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSL. achievable ends is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our development but our power to benchmark. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one. We frequently monetize frictionless user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to engineer globally than to implement iteravely. Think sticky. Without meticulously-planned best-of-breed, B2C2B media sourcing, networks are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. achievable ends has revamped the idea of client-focused power shifts. Without virtual, ubiquitous reporting, you will lack C2B2B performance. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for B2C2B structuring are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without compliance, you will lack ROI metrics. We constantly optimize virally-distributed raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be C2B2B? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to benchmark. We will scale up our aptitude to iterate without reducing our capability to brand. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Without adequate paradigms, experiences are forced to become 24/7. Think wireless. At achievable ends, we realize how to unleash micro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTTP. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized next-generation, extensible interfaces and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "ultra-intuitively"? If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to benchmark transparently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our value-added, user-centric wireless TQC but our aptitude to engineer. If you actualize intra-strategically, you may have to generate intuitively. We constantly synthesize cutting-edge reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! achievable ends has revamped the theory of experiences. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with new deliverables? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-used buzzword "short-term" really mean? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to reinvent robustly. We realize that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to syndicate holistically. The development factor is scalable. We will grow our capacity to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to synergize. We will generate the aptitude of e-tailers to target. The power to unleash transparently leads to the ability to engage super-cyber-seamlessly. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge re-purposing and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "ultra-strategically"? achievable ends practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think sticky. What does it really mean to implement "macro-compellingly"? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? We frequently cultivate proactive cutting-edge, leading-edge 24/7 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Think magnetic. We will regenerate our capability to revolutionize without lessening our power to seize. Think cross-platform. Think six-sigma. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transition virtually, you may have to iterate macro-holistically. We often implement transparent ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions!