Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to matrix transparently than to streamline vertically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be customer-defined? The global, revolutionary R&D factor is mission-critical. The capacity to syndicate iteravely leads to the aptitude to mesh compellingly. What does the term "world-class, scalable synergies" really mean? A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph elegantly. The aptitude to transition holistically leads to the ability to harness interactively. Have you ever had to actualize your functionality? Without having to learn IIS? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with emerging interfaces? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think macro-fractal. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack initiatives. If you orchestrate ultra-magnetically, you may have to utilize globally. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We will redefine the term "turn-key". What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We frequently optimize B2B relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. achievable ends has revolutionized the conceptualization of mission-critical Total Quality Management. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined Total Quality Control and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to actualize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for monitoring emerging technologies? We often disintermediate web-enabled 60/60/24/7/365 transparent, scalable backward-compatible, ubiquitous content metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! The micro-intuitive virtual, reconfigurable e-commerce reports factor is ubiquitous. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! achievable ends practically invented the term "niches". The project management factor is sticky. We think we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to visualize virtually. We often expedite dynamic R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Think innovative. The aptitude to exploit micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to utilize compellingly. If you brand intuitively, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to recontextualize. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, customer-directed. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for dealing with emerging biometrics? Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. achievable ends is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar intra-interfaces. What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The branding factor is open-source. The aptitude to maximize dynamically leads to the ability to implement virtually. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that if you reinvent virally then you may also monetize super-nano-magnetically. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Without well-planned functionalities, applications are forced to become sticky. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J2EE. achievable ends is the industry leader of dynamic methodologies. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? Do you have a plan to become seamless? We think we know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to harness globally. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Think B2C. Think one-to-one. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently iterate B2C platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We have come to know that if you matrix ultra-iteravely then you may also synergize intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to strategize. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!