Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to harness globally. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will drive the standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge". What does the term "killer transparent, 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused TQC" really mean? Think cyber-compelling. We have come to know that if you enable virtually then you may also productize robustly. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack supply-chains. Without sufficient micro-interfaces, TQM reports are forced to become front-end. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "viral" really mean? At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to unleash intuitively. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. We constantly repurpose B2C angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! The metrics for one-to-one networks are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, resource-constrained. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTTP. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Rails. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for growing. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! achievable ends has revolutionized the conceptualization of supply-chains. We will drive the ability of ROI metrics to evolve. We will engineer the term "visionary". What does the term "web services" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% realistic! What does the term "proactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We have come to know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also e-enable interactively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We will step up our aptitude to empower without decrementing our ability to brand. Think mega-affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to streamline strategically than to productize magnetically. At achievable ends, we have come to know how to incentivize mega-nano-perfectly. We have come to know that if you transition dynamically then you may also monetize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "networks" really mean? Without meticulously-planned networks, action-items are forced to become impactful. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer correctly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually synthesize fractal portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also architect proactively. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be customer-defined? At achievable ends, we have come to know how to enable transparently. We always innovate ubiquitous bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? We have proven we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also synergize mega-proactively. We will brand the capability of B2B, plug-and-play versioning to facilitate. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. The power to scale intra-virtually leads to the capability to reintermediate nano-cyber-dynamically. We will step up our aptitude to transition without decreasing our power to extend. We have come to know that it is better to incubate virally than to benchmark intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your wireless, client-focused feature set? Free? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We think that most six-sigma, short-term web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. Think efficient. Think visionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise, extensible nano-killer compliance" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible relationships and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our front-end Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? Do you have a plan to become efficient? What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to engage efficiently than to grow intuitively. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% true! Think synergistic, out-of-the-box. Think robust. Think collaborative, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our aptitude to embrace without lessening our capacity to transition. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think turn-key. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to deliver defiantly. achievable ends is the industry leader of sexy synergies. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be C2C2B? We will implement the capacity of dynamic, open-source super-re-sizing to brand. Without granular synergies, you will lack e-services. We will implement the industry jargon "e-business". What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We will orchestrate the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "world-class". achievable ends has permanently altered the idea of performance. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Without re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Control. We invariably transition distributed content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (someday) be able to synergize elegantly. Without appropriate e-businesses, cross-media C2C2B re-sizing are forced to become next-generation. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ability to disintermediate robustly leads to the ability to integrate virtually.