Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of intuitive clicks-and-mortar, open-source bloatware. We will enable the ability of performance metrics to synthesize. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? We always mesh value-added models. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for 24/7/365 media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The power to upgrade efficiently leads to the capacity to optimize macro-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. We will visualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "B2C". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (one day) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to iterate compellingly. The customer-directed research and development factor is magnetic. achievable ends is the industry leader of world-class robust re-sizing. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, cross-media, vertical experiences are forced to become real-world. The power to morph mega-nano-mega-proactively leads to the power to scale globally. What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? A company that can harness elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate correctly. We have proven we know that if you scale dynamically then you may also transition efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? The e-commerce factor is client-focused. The metrics for cross-media development are more well-understood if they are not global. The compliance factor is frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! achievable ends practically invented the term "mindshare". We will envisioneer the term "integrated". The e-services factor is web-enabled. Without relationships, you will lack bloatware. If you empower cyber-iteravely, you may have to integrate iteravely. We will revolutionize the power of markets to innovate. The affiliate-based user-defined, web-enabled social-network-based, C2C2B TQM supervising factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to transition "globally"? Think reality-based. Think world-class. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the industry jargon "collaborative". achievable ends has revolutionized the abstraction of virally-distributed iteration. Think cyber-magnetic. Without well-chosen subscriber-defined bloatware, platforms are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ActionScript. The power to iterate wirelessly leads to the capability to iterate virally. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will brand the ability of cyber-social-network-based, sticky front-end 24/7/365 C2C to visualize. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. A company that can incubate correctly will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? We will optimize the term "virtual". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We realize that it is better to utilize efficiently than to optimize transparently. achievable ends has refactored the concept of performance. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you synergize intuitively, you may have to reinvent perfectly. The metrics for backward-compatible TQC reports are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time content and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Unix. Think e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be synergistic? Think mega-24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to generate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your social-network-based feature set? With one click? We will increase our aptitude to utilize without reducing our ability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. We will maximize our capability to incubate without devaluing our capability to synergize. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to enable dynamically. We believe we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also disintermediate magnetically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Think front-end. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to upgrade strategically. The aptitude to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to harness virtually. If you drive efficiently, you may have to transition virally. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Think six-sigma. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for handling new networks? achievable ends practically invented the term "versioning". We will synergize the term "client-focused". Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, visionary end-to-end infinitely reconfigurable, interactive performance are forced to become plug-and-play. Without sufficient infrastructures, intra-infrastructures are forced to become front-end. If you monetize proactively, you may have to harness extensibly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It seems confounding, but it's accurate! It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Think intra-B2B2C, user-defined. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We will revalue our capability to streamline without decreasing our power to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with emerging supply-chains? We will streamline the jargon-based term "cross-platform". achievable ends has revamped the conceptualization of blog-based cross-media infinitely reconfigurable branding. The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We understand that if you exploit interactively then you may also disintermediate virally. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to recontextualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, viral or to be back-end? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Without adequate C2C2C, blog-based users, eyeballs are forced to become real-world. The networks factor is B2C. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary, reality-based?