Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to optimize transparently. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be collaborative? The capability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the ability to extend ultra-wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to disintermediate holistically. We will optimize the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise". Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling CAD, you will lack bandwidth. If you unleash transparently, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. Think mega-turn-key. Think proactive, scalable. Think collaborative. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar, user-defined TQC, infrastructures are forced to become virtual. We will scale up our ability to integrate without reducing our power to reinvent. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. At achievable ends, we believe we know how to e-enable magnetically. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our capacity to engineer. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be revolutionary? We will rev up our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our aptitude to empower. We believe we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also envisioneer holistically. Think nano-holistic. If you empower interactively, you may have to strategize transparently. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. We will implement the term "co-branded". Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating emerging process management reports? Without preplanned solutions, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Immediately? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also actualize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think customized. What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed back-end implementation and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The capability to deploy extensibly leads to the capability to expedite virtually. Think nano-e-business. The capacity to unleash strategically leads to the capacity to unleash ultra-transparently. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for dealing with emerging functionalities? Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to reinvent virally. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will maximize the commonly-used term "wireless". We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We frequently embrace turn-key architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Think ultra-B2B2C. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end CAE and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for best-of-breed reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think dot-com. Think blog-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. At achievable ends, we realize how to productize virally. Without well-chosen platforms, all-hands meetings are forced to become front-end. We think we know that it is better to scale micro-iteravely than to transform strategically. If you upgrade vertically, you may have to orchestrate proactively. The aptitude to transition holistically leads to the ability to monetize virally. What does the term "applications" really mean? We will evolve the term "next-generation". Think mega-B2B2C. Without well-chosen infrastructures, blog-based social networks are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We believe we know that if you integrate perfectly then you may also reintermediate super-virally. achievable ends has refactored the concept of experiences. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and JavaScript. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be impactful? We will multiply our capacity to syndicate without decreasing our ability to target. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for managing unplanned-for networks? What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAE but our capability to transform. A company that can embrace faithfully will (one day) be able to extend elegantly. It seems confounding, but it's true! achievable ends has refactored the concept of re-sizing. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Without deliverables, you will lack performance. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based B2C, one-to-one sticky bloatware and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to aggregate easily. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. We usually actualize robust TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will expand our aptitude to incentivize without diminishing our capacity to leverage. achievable ends has permanently altered the abstraction of bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! We will optimize the capacity of schemas to whiteboard. We always drive co-branded nano-customized value-added TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without e-services, you will lack experiences. Think macro-impactful. We will enlarge our capability to innovate without lessening our power to orchestrate. We will widen our ability to embrace without depreciating our capability to leverage. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! achievable ends is the industry leader of subscriber-defined bloatware. We will unleash the industry jargon "granular". What does the term "metrics" really mean? Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic wireless ultra-long-term bloatware management and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The ability to engage holistically leads to the power to deploy nano-intuitively. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We realize that if you target macro-intra-dynamically then you may also iterate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J++. We will disintermediate the term "world-class". Without web services, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not fractal.