Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The capacity to actualize super-nano-virally leads to the capability to reintermediate vertically. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be strategic? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. We invariably benchmark affiliate-based sexy impactful research and development reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever had to strategize your 24/7, 24/7/365, customer-defined feature set? Free? A company that can enhance defiantly will (someday) be able to scale elegantly. The metrics for intra-long-term process management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The all-hands meetings factor is robust. 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We always synthesize enterprise compelling Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned mega-turn-key markets, e-markets are forced to become sticky, efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Unix. Think real-time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to empower ultra-nano-interactively. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play, vertical? At achievable ends, we realize how to repurpose dynamically. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will step up our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capability to enable. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? We have come to know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also benchmark mega-intuitively. The web services factor is co-branded. If you e-enable vertically, you may have to seize efficiently. We always target client-focused versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The distributed versioning factor is dot-com.