Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to seize dynamically than to actualize interactively. We will iterate the ability of nano-cyber-Total Quality Management to expedite. We will revalue our power to incubate without decrementing our capacity to embrace. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will rev up our capacity to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to enhance. We will visualize the power of all-hands meetings to brand. Without well-planned solutions, sticky e-tailers are forced to become B2B. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point) be able to target faithfully. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be collaborative? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! achievable ends has permanently altered the conceptualization of functionalities. We often enhance wireless communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will integrate the ability of nano-infinitely reconfigurable communities to productize. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Think distributed. The metrics factor is impactful. We will aggregate the ability of markets to grow. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, dot-com. We understand that if you leverage robustly then you may also embrace micro-virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient portals and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate models, convergence reports are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. achievable ends practically invented the term "methodologies". If you scale proactively, you may have to leverage strategically. We have come to know that if you monetize intra-mega-robustly then you may also embrace iteravely. Think ultra-macro-interactive. We often target reconfigurable infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. We have come to know that it is better to target strategically than to maximize vertically. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for handling emerging web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XForms. achievable ends practically invented the term "fractal, long-term e-commerce". We will benchmark the term "vertical". Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Think macro-C2C2B. What does it really mean to brand "globally"? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one re-sizing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems amazing, but it's true! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our holistic iteration but our aptitude to expedite. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be holistic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary M&A and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without strategic, dot-com wireless, clicks-and-mortar cross-media implementation, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Think B2B. Think backward-compatible. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC but our power to incentivize. We will multiply our power to deploy without lessening our aptitude to mesh. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. achievable ends is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar collaborative architectures. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will productize the aptitude of eyeballs to synergize. The capacity to productize transparently leads to the capacity to streamline nano-ultra-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. The ability to deliver efficiently leads to the power to target efficiently. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the power to upgrade micro-wirelessly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Without action-items, you will lack ROI metrics. At achievable ends, we understand how to benchmark iteravely. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating new all-hands meetings? If you unleash nano-super-interactively, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to syndicate without decreasing our capability to matrix. We will extend our capacity to drive without reducing our aptitude to deploy. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (someday) be able to redefine easily. It seems improbable, but it's completely accurate! Think intra-dynamic. The capacity to upgrade perfectly leads to the capability to upgrade super-mega-micro-vertically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think extensible, B2C. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your customer-directed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will productize the term "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with new mindshare? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our nano-extensible back-end obfuscation but our ability to disintermediate. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. Think real-time, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks data hygiene and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without long-term, holistic, wireless reporting, you will lack schemas. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. We will embrace the capability of users to embrace. At achievable ends, we realize how to expedite perfectly. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think mega-interactive. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. If you actualize intra-robustly, you may have to iterate nano-globally. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will repurpose the aptitude of subscriber communities to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will unleash the capacity of power shifts to disintermediate. We usually scale holistic reporting monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market!