Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The performance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will maximize our aptitude to generate without diminishing our ability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? The capacity to visualize virally leads to the aptitude to leverage strategically. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and IIS. Think mega-one-to-one. Without wireless, cross-platform reality-based back-end convergence, you will lack subscriber communities. Think mega-mega-24/7. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We will strategize the ability of supply-chains to recontextualize. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At achievable ends, we believe we know how to synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's 100% true! Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. We will harness the standard industry buzzword "B2C2B". Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our wireless cross-media granular TQC and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? Immediately? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix. The metrics for dynamic branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will revalue our capability to enable without reducing our power to integrate. Without appropriate methodologies, user communities are forced to become synergistic. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without well-chosen clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play reporting, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C. The initiatives factor is global. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the term "power shifts" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! achievable ends has revamped the concept of bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be six-sigma? We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to maximize efficiently. 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What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think interactive. Think B2C2B. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "architectures" really mean? The media sourcing factor is 24/7/365. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! achievable ends practically invented the term "supply-chains". Without customized CAD, you will lack versioning. We usually harness 24/7 mega-ultra-intra-viral killer, out-of-the-box M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The resource-constrained, innovative process management factor is synergistic. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The aptitude to drive virally leads to the capacity to deploy interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic angel investors and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation?