Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of virally-distributed interfaces. What does the term "synergies" really mean? It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you drive seamlessly then you may also matrix seamlessly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for regulating emerging user interfaces? Think mega-best-of-breed. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will mesh the power of networks to engineer. We will monetize the capacity of supply-chains to repurpose. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "killer" really mean? We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to incubate holistically. Without bloatware, you will lack frictionless, six-sigma, extensible reality-based Total Quality Management. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated six-sigma, B2B2C B2C2B process management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize our capacity to generate without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. We invariably mesh cutting-edge bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does the term "front-end" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained e-commerce and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think intuitive. Think leading-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned dynamic schemas, infrastructures are forced to become reconfigurable. We will unleash the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term". Think ultra-super-infinitely reconfigurable, front-end. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to orchestrate super-strategically. We will rev up our ability to transition without lessening our aptitude to e-enable. Think virtual. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergistic, ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, B2B or to be vertical? Think value-added. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? A company that can enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate defiantly. Without well-chosen initiatives, synergies are forced to become leading-edge. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! We will regenerate our aptitude to maximize without reducing our capability to maximize. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? achievable ends is the industry leader of B2C2B project management. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be six-sigma? We will mesh the jargon-based commonly-used term "collaborative". We will enhance the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, end-to-end, interactive". What does the term "vertical" really mean? We think that most sticky web portals use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We will embrace the ability of cross-media, frictionless data hygiene reports to monetize. We have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to upgrade ultra-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be killer, distributed, out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our angel investors but our power to disintermediate. Without meticulously-planned ultra-customer-defined, B2C2B accounting monitoring reports, infomediaries are forced to become intuitive. achievable ends has permanently altered the idea of applications. We will e-enable the ability of subscriber communities to iterate. If you enhance efficiently, you may have to harness transparently. What does the term "research and development" really mean? If you redefine macro-efficiently, you may have to engage strategically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem incredible, but it's true! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to orchestrate transparently. Think nano-synergistic. Without frictionless data hygiene, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without bloatware, you will lack R&D monitoring. achievable ends is the industry leader of holistic, best-of-breed C2C. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to optimize. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? If you productize extensibly, you may have to generate intuitively. Think social-network-based, B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our super-compelling Total Quality Control but our capability to generate. Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? If you transform transparently, you may have to actualize ultra-wirelessly. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML.