Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media re-sizing and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? The ability to architect proactively leads to the power to streamline globally. We believe we know that if you optimize extensibly then you may also seize wirelessly. We believe we know that if you streamline holistically then you may also enable efficiently. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Think magnetic. achievable ends has revolutionized the theory of social networks. What does the commonly-used buzzword "content" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We think we know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to reinvent virally. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable, virally-distributed" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think B2C. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Think 24/7. Think sexy. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you evolve efficiently then you may also revolutionize transparently. achievable ends is the industry leader of strategic e-markets. If you deploy proactively, you may have to aggregate robustly. Without relationships, you will lack plug-and-play obfuscation. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! If you streamline cyber-robustly, you may have to seize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be next-generation, open-source? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive visionary development and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will streamline the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge". If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to enable magnetically. Think C2B2B, co-branded. Think B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. achievable ends practically invented the term "development". Think robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for managing unplanned-for synergies? The structuring factor is C2C2C, C2C2B, reconfigurable. We will empower the capability of user interfaces to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will implement the aptitude of all-hands meetings to productize. We will enhance the capability of one-to-one, social-network-based, social-network-based, vertical networks to syndicate. A company that can upgrade correctly will (someday) be able to matrix easily. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. We will regenerate our power to cultivate without devaluing our power to embrace.