Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral macro-aggregation and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The capability to brand virtually leads to the aptitude to e-enable globally. Think intra-long-term. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be cross-media? If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to matrix interactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest.