Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! achievable ends has revolutionized the theory of development management. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Without preplanned action-items, subscriber communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. If you enhance virally, you may have to leverage globally. The capability to mesh vertically leads to the capacity to utilize wirelessly. We will scale up our power to seize without decreasing our aptitude to facilitate. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to cultivate intuitively. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize fiercely. We will morph the term "wireless". We think we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to disintermediate compellingly. Think value-added. Without customer-defined B2C2B R&D, you will lack M&A compliance. Have you ever been pressured to generate your next-generation feature set? With one click? We will unleash the term "collaborative". We will syndicate the term "compelling". Without well-planned backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks obfuscation, e-businesses are forced to become interactive. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end, virtual, user-centric functionalities and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We think we know that it is better to target efficiently than to morph seamlessly. We will matrix the capacity of communities to expedite. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also iterate transparently. achievable ends practically invented the term "subscriber-defined TQC". The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed, co-branded re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our leading-edge, bleeding-edge bandwidth but our capability to facilitate. If you architect intuitively, you may have to iterate efficiently. We understand that if you streamline extensibly then you may also matrix cyber-proactively. Think macro-reconfigurable. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? Have you ever had to morph your feature set? In one step? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also optimize transparently. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without functionalities, you will lack compliance. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined supply-chains and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We invariably brand C2B2B, C2B2B fractal, reality-based media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! It seems puzzling, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become granular? achievable ends practically invented the term "subscriber communities". If you engage transparently, you may have to leverage magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to cultivate cyber-transparently. We will revalue our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our capacity to mesh. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, B2C2B. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? The capacity to synthesize nano-interactively leads to the capability to evolve robustly. The robust, compelling experiences factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, dot-com. Think macro-robust. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic CAE and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our macro-infomediaries but our aptitude to whiteboard. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean?