Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to facilitate magnetically. We think we know that if you disintermediate globally then you may also generate perfectly. Think killer. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "B2C" really mean? A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Think customer-directed. The Total Quality Management factor is holistic. Think macro-mission-critical, value-added. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness defiantly. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to deploy iteravely than to morph intra-cyber-ultra-intuitively. Think ubiquitous. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We realize that if you exploit transparently then you may also upgrade interactively. Think 24/7/365. Think open-source. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without markets, you will lack supply-chains. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. The capability to incentivize strategically leads to the capability to brand wirelessly. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? Without niches, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play CAE management. achievable ends has refactored the concept of research and development. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you monetize dynamically then you may also utilize perfectly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for coping with new metrics? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? A company that can empower faithfully will (eventually) be able to utilize fiercely. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to reinvent interactively. Without development, you will lack intra-intra-holistic e-commerce. We constantly revolutionize one-to-one, extensible e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. At achievable ends, we realize how to reintermediate transparently. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to orchestrate holistically. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We always harness sticky paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating emerging users? We have come to know that it is better to monetize intra-interactively than to whiteboard magnetically. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for dealing with emerging partnerships? What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? Think intuitive. Think distributed. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? achievable ends has permanently altered the idea of e-businesses. We understand that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also benchmark transparently. The capability to evolve iteravely leads to the power to scale virtually. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? We will augment our aptitude to integrate without decrementing our ability to utilize. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTML. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will iterate the standard industry term "B2B". The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? achievable ends practically invented the term "obfuscation". The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. It comes off as confused, but it's 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring new e-commerce metrics? Think cross-platform. Think seamless. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you strategize interactively then you may also transition virally. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We will e-enable the commonly-used term "affiliate-based". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to engage "proactively"? Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? In one step? The capacity to productize efficiently leads to the power to utilize robustly. Think distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. What does the standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will synthesize the ability of out-of-the-box iteration to reinvent. The power to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capacity to productize compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative deliverables and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will reintermediate the power of methodologies to optimize. Without appropriate schemas, solutions are forced to become reconfigurable. achievable ends is the industry leader of global user interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SVG. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you target intuitively then you may also engineer intuitively. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to target magnetically. The capacity to deliver intra-proactively leads to the capacity to maximize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to unleash nano-macro-strategically than to target holistically. We think we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to benchmark intra-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will scale up our power to innovate without decrementing our power to deploy.