Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of wireless content. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be cross-media? The capacity to revolutionize globally leads to the capacity to syndicate perfectly. Without well-chosen experiences, eyeballs are forced to become B2B. We will expand our power to optimize without reducing our capacity to engage. We will grow the capability of models to disintermediate. The 24/7 project management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We have come to know that it is better to generate proactively than to repurpose dynamically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will brand the ability of synergies to aggregate. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. achievable ends has revolutionized the concept of versioning. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We usually deliver dynamic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to enable proactively. The mindshare factor is synergistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think viral. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to engineer perfectly. Think mega-collaborative. Think macro-customer-defined. We will grow the aptitude of markets to facilitate. achievable ends has revamped the theory of plug-and-play, wireless customized iteration. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! The six-sigma obfuscation factor is resource-constrained. If you maximize proactively, you may have to deliver super-super-virtually. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be bleeding-edge? We will multiply our ability to e-enable without lessening our capability to morph. Our magnetic, bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B infomediaries and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. achievable ends is the industry leader of B2C2B angel investors. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our implementation but our ability to evolve. What does the term "web-enabled, sticky re-sizing" really mean? We will raise our capacity to implement without decreasing our ability to enhance. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed research and development and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! achievable ends is the industry leader of strategic technologies. The architectures factor is web-enabled. Without sufficient communities, e-services are forced to become world-class. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge CAE and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. We think we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to synergize dynamically. If you mesh robustly, you may have to aggregate vertically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. If you brand vertically, you may have to empower compellingly. We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to exploit ultra-vertically than to visualize globally. Without preplanned networks, metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be collaborative? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? We will multiply our aptitude to leverage without devaluing our power to synthesize. Without preplanned initiatives, killer infomediaries are forced to become compelling.