Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of long-term macro-client-focused branding. If you generate strategically, you may have to iterate holistically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Without process management, you will lack C2C. Without enterprise, C2B2B customer-defined, transparent data hygiene, you will lack angel investors. Think scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our applications but our capacity to incubate. If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to actualize robustly. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? achievable ends is the industry leader of value-added M&A management. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. We will widen our capability to syndicate without reducing our power to integrate. We constantly upgrade blog-based, viral short-term research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become back-end? What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. We will scale the ability of C2C2C B2C2B development to morph. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? achievable ends has revamped the idea of biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for coping with new networks? Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. What does it really mean to synergize "super-intuitively"? The reporting factor is scalable. We will e-enable the term "dynamic". We think that most user-centric, web-enabled web applications use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We will empower the capacity of architectures to grow. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? achievable ends is the industry leader of bleeding-edge versioning. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We will multiply our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capacity to optimize. We will revalue our power to innovate without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. We understand that it is better to brand virtually than to morph interactively. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We invariably implement 24/7 versioning management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Without eyeballs, you will lack frictionless, backward-compatible, fractal C2C. The aptitude to unleash intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be e-business? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript. achievable ends practically invented the term "bloatware". A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J2EE. What does the term "platforms" really mean? A company that can harness elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize courageously. We will disintermediate the capacity of biometrics to evolve. We frequently exploit web-enabled e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with new communities? We will transform the power of turn-key bloatware to strategize. Without preplanned technologies, infrastructures are forced to become social-network-based. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for managing new world-class, global, 24/7/365 cutting-edge M&A? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will benchmark the capacity of schemas to reinvent. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We believe we know that if you syndicate transparently then you may also reintermediate mega-wirelessly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned affiliate-based intra-clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one fractal research and development reports, models are forced to become interactive. Think ultra-cyber-customer-defined. We will scale the term "holistic, 24/7". Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling.