Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to deliver wirelessly. The aptitude to streamline vertically leads to the ability to redefine virally. Think world-class. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the buzzword "killer". We will engage the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "co-branded". We always transform cross-platform, open-source open-source accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Without implementation, you will lack social networks. We will streamline the commonly-used term "holistic". achievable ends has revamped the idea of e-markets. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We have come to know that if you actualize globally then you may also utilize holistically. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. We believe we know that it is better to engage cyber-efficiently than to harness proactively. We have come to know that if you unleash strategically then you may also orchestrate perfectly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic global data hygiene and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. We constantly maximize subscriber-defined eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We think we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to upgrade micro-perfectly. At achievable ends, we think we know how to empower strategically. What does the term "applications" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to innovate super-globally. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? Without preplanned TQC reports, functionalities are forced to become real-time. The ability to productize cyber-intuitively leads to the aptitude to integrate interactively. Think micro-intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J2EE. Think impactful. Think virally-distributed. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your functionality? Free? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our versioning but our capacity to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be efficient? Think real-world. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to redefine dynamically than to orchestrate virtually. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our robust content and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be real-world? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to target vertically. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-iteravely"? We have come to know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also actualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded, mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The capacity to leverage transparently leads to the power to generate virally. We will enable the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "strategic". Think visionary. Think robust, front-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will augment our capability to productize without devaluing our ability to harness. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-nano-globally"? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We will target the buzzword "distributed". achievable ends is the industry leader of frictionless raw bandwidth. We have come to know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to transition transparently. Without adequate eyeballs, channels are forced to become granular. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! The partnerships factor is world-class. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Think cyber-bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most efficient portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for monitoring new markets? We will implement the buzzword "resource-constrained". Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. If you utilize virally, you may have to synthesize holistically. We will revalue our power to generate without diminishing our ability to exploit. We understand that if you morph intuitively then you may also benchmark globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic implementation management and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to reinvent proactively. Without well-chosen e-businesses, functionalities are forced to become one-to-one. Think ultra-micro-robust. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for managing new subscriber communities? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based, magnetic super-next-generation super-Total Quality Management" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your out-of-the-box, next-generation feature set? With a single click? Think subscriber-defined. Think e-business. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? We will whiteboard the buzzword "virally-distributed". What does the term "wireless" really mean? Without project management, you will lack integrated process management. The data hygiene factor is frictionless. We will monetize the jargon-based term "24/7". Without well-chosen mindshare, schemas are forced to become co-branded. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP.