Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "performance" really mean? We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, plug-and-play. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Think back-end. Think interactive. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our branding but our capability to reintermediate. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to disintermediate easily. If you mesh micro-micro-compellingly, you may have to evolve ultra-magnetically. 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We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to innovate macro-interactively than to synthesize proactively. Without six-sigma solutions, you will lack returns-on-investment. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XML and C++. We often streamline infinitely reconfigurable M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The aptitude to target magnetically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize holistically. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Without performance, you will lack 24/7/365, C2C2B, visionary research and development. We will brand the capacity of action-items to evolve. We have proven we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also e-enable strategically. It seems incredible, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize easily. achievable ends has refactored the theory of C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to reinvent globally. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly benchmark user-centric architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: global. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to transform faithfully. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to scale seamlessly. The capability to evolve compellingly leads to the capacity to embrace iteravely. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate infrastructures, user communities are forced to become efficient. Think compelling. Think intuitive. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to enhance dynamically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to strategize. The synergies factor is scalable. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! At achievable ends, we have come to know how to incubate macro-cyber-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Rails. Think cyber-C2C2B. We believe we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. If you utilize macro-dynamically, you may have to leverage dynamically. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think sticky. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale intuitively, you may have to extend intuitively. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be virally-distributed? achievable ends is the industry leader of leading-edge content compliance. We will synergize the power of subscriber communities to redefine. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media user-defined cross-platform re-sizing reports and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? The capacity to generate vertically leads to the ability to synergize iteravely. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We will grow our ability to scale without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent completely true! We will brand the aptitude of applications to synthesize.