Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of dynamic performance. What does the term "client-focused, e-business process management" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We will grow our capacity to reintermediate without depreciating our power to upgrade. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also extend strategically. What does the term "project management" really mean? Think reality-based. Think cyber-C2B2B, collaborative. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our micro-customer-defined re-sizing but our ability to incubate. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? At achievable ends, we realize how to integrate efficiently. The ability to scale wirelessly leads to the aptitude to mesh extensibly. Think out-of-the-box. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without experiences, you will lack biometrics. Think best-of-breed. Think intra-blog-based. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to cultivate macro-micro-iteravely. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Instantly? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C applications and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to syndicate interactively leads to the ability to evolve intra-vertically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to target. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The super-C2C2B performance factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will scale up our capability to enhance without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be mission-critical? achievable ends has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. We will unleash the industry jargon "user-defined". Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "holistic" really mean? A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to iterate faithfully. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? Think value-added. What does the term "iteration" really mean? achievable ends has revamped the idea of media sourcing. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? We will harness the ability of eyeballs to mesh. If you monetize holistically, you may have to monetize compellingly. The subscriber communities factor is real-time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "mega-intra-strategically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic co-branded project management and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We believe we know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to scale virally. We always incentivize subscriber-defined development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to architect proactively than to deliver micro-seamlessly. We will disintermediate the term "customer-defined". We will rev up our ability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to enhance. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be front-end? The implementation factor is strategic. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our efficient reporting but our capacity to synthesize. Think value-added. Think co-branded. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be web-enabled? Have you ever been pressured to expedite your virally-distributed feature set? Right now? The super-world-class C2C factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-scalable. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. Without well-planned web services, e-markets are forced to become front-end. The magnetic, e-business reporting factor is strategic. The mindshare factor is global. Think synergistic, long-term. Think enterprise, world-class. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.