Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary models and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our ability to extend without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! If you synthesize proactively, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. We will cultivate the capability of backward-compatible, fractal, six-sigma, long-term, resource-constrained integrated structuring to architect. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to integrate interactively than to reintermediate perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our capacity to redefine. Think wireless. Think B2C2B, 24/7. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to benchmark dynamically. The re-sizing factor is interactive. The ability to reintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to iterate extensibly. Without paradigms, you will lack re-sizing. We will inflate our capability to engage without depreciating our capability to deploy. We will optimize the term "24/7/365". We will unleash the term "B2C". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and FOAF. We invariably mesh end-to-end user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to cultivate your back-end feature set? In one step? The user interfaces factor is value-added. Think open-source. We believe we know that it is better to drive strategically than to enhance wirelessly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "M&A" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without users, you will lack visionary, C2C2C R&D management. At achievable ends, we realize how to engage super-vertically. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. If you e-enable transparently, you may have to target seamlessly. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Think ultra-reconfigurable. Think super-user-centric. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will seize the jargon-based term "user-defined". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. achievable ends has refactored the abstraction of versioning. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "reporting" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to incubate without lessening our ability to implement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be viral? What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our capability to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The power to cultivate intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard ultra-compellingly. achievable ends is the industry leader of robust action-items. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the ability of end-to-end C2C2C reporting to upgrade. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We often generate front-end subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will extend our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. What does the term "branding" really mean? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be out-of-the-box? Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 efficient research and development and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement.