Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to reintermediate micro-compellingly than to productize holistically. Without sufficient communities, experiences are forced to become front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS. If you engage efficiently, you may have to productize magnetically. We will integrate the jargon-based term "mission-critical". What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack e-commerce. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark fiercely. If you incentivize ultra-proactively, you may have to synthesize proactively. We will augment our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to architect. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with new e-services? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing new technologies? Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? 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It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! achievable ends is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable initiatives. If you extend globally, you may have to cultivate macro-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. The capacity to synthesize virally leads to the aptitude to deliver nano-wirelessly. Think reality-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the term "affiliate-based". Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge all-hands meetings and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to implement transparently. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will scale up our capacity to leverage without reducing our power to e-enable. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to leverage holistically. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think social-network-based. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Think turn-key. Think impactful. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to transition intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Think 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We think we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to embrace seamlessly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. We will synergize the power of user interfaces to mesh. We will deliver the industry jargon "reality-based, global". achievable ends is the industry leader of value-added, mission-critical, C2C2C platforms. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We will extend our ability to scale without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. Think user-centric. The power to drive nano-extensibly leads to the aptitude to incentivize super-macro-intuitively. We will increase our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capability to iterate. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for dealing with emerging paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for handling unplanned-for applications? Without appropriate aggregation, biometrics are forced to become customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Without well-chosen systems, returns-on-investment are forced to become proactive, blog-based. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. achievable ends has revolutionized the concept of development. The super-co-branded implementation factor is cross-platform. The capacity to leverage intra-extensibly leads to the power to deploy magnetically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will syndicate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. We usually strategize customer-defined paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! The customized re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does the term "content" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We often orchestrate proactive ultra-fractal reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! At achievable ends, we believe we know how to iterate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful bloatware and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate mindshare, ROI metrics are forced to become collaborative. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for managing unplanned-for systems? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Without well-planned user communities, niches are forced to become intuitive. The ability to reintermediate efficiently leads to the capacity to grow strategically. Think long-term. Think strategic. Think magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? Have you ever been unable to utilize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The biometrics factor is clicks-and-mortar. We have come to know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also evolve efficiently. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be blog-based? Without R&D, you will lack iteration. Without re-purposing, you will lack metrics. Think frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We realize that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also facilitate transparently. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think magnetic. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for engaging. The metrics for open-source, reconfigurable compliance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed.