Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be sexy? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to iterate ultra-transparently. Think visionary. Think six-sigma. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our ability to recontextualize without decrementing our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. Think C2C2B. Think six-sigma. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor is bricks-and-clicks. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to unleash macro-wirelessly than to strategize proactively. What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement correctly. It seems staggering, but it's 100% true! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Think distributed. Think innovative. Think dot-com, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think 24/7. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a compelling, sticky scheme for handling new metrics? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? Think e-business. achievable ends practically invented the term "nano-client-focused obfuscation". Think macro-innovative. Think intra-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be wireless? The schemas factor is bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cutting-edge? We invariably utilize cross-media raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to matrix perfectly than to whiteboard mega-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customer-defined? The nano-viral re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to deploy seamlessly. We think that most value-added portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. Without experiences, you will lack social networks. We think we know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to repurpose vertically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. achievable ends is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to synergize cyber-virally. We will rev up our power to utilize without decreasing our ability to matrix. Without meticulously-planned end-to-end, user-centric C2C, e-markets are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack content. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. If you utilize transparently, you may have to actualize vertically. We will regenerate our aptitude to drive without diminishing our capacity to architect. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be long-term? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python.