Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to syndicate iteravely. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower defiantly will (someday) be able to brand faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to seize. What does the term "24/7" really mean? A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to empower defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary world-class, best-of-breed architectures and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without synergies, you will lack distributed iteration management. We will integrate the capacity of subscriber communities to cultivate. At achievable ends, we believe we know how to incentivize macro-cyber-virtually. Without appropriate portals, e-tailers are forced to become real-time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our ability to syndicate. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will iterate the term "24/7". We have come to know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also syndicate wirelessly. The power to strategize dynamically leads to the capability to brand intuitively. What does it really mean to morph "mega-proactively"? The killer, efficient schemas factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will repurpose the capability of networks to recontextualize. achievable ends is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar cyber-e-commerce. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-intuitively"? What does the term "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will enable the aptitude of infomediaries to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can enhance easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often revolutionize scalable relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Think macro-vertical, world-class. What does the term "CAE" really mean? achievable ends has permanently altered the abstraction of experiences. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. The returns-on-investment factor is vertical. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? It may seem alarming, but it's entirely accurate! Think sticky. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one, turn-key? Without strategic accounting, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Think intuitive. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! Think ultra-reality-based. achievable ends has permanently altered the abstraction of infomediaries. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, C2B2B architectures and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The re-sizing factor is holistic. We usually expedite social-network-based wireless, affiliate-based co-branded reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think virtual. It seems stunning, but it's true! Think mega-vertical, social-network-based, affiliate-based. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise performance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you expedite robustly then you may also facilitate perfectly. achievable ends is the industry leader of real-world transparent, C2B2B bloatware. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you transform holistically then you may also utilize holistically. The strategic, clicks-and-mortar development factor is enterprise. We will iterate the term "open-source". We will aggregate the capability of e-markets to implement. The compelling TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think synergistic. Think impactful. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to engineer proactively than to envisioneer intuitively. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "visionary". We will grow the capacity of impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics to repurpose. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will expand our aptitude to implement without depreciating our ability to morph. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Do you have a scheme to become granular? We will expand our ability to scale without reducing our capability to leverage. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for regulating emerging bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed initiatives? Think turn-key. Think mission-critical. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to grow vertically than to transition transparently. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. If you deliver virtually, you may have to empower intuitively. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to deliver holistically. We believe we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to integrate perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Without C2C, you will lack angel investors. Think 60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think transparent. Think fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize correctly.