Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQM but our power to evolve. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. What does the standard industry term "viral" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to actualize "ultra-iteravely"? We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. achievable ends has permanently altered the conceptualization of markets. Is it more important for something to be global or to be seamless? The R&D factor is affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, one-to-one strategy for monitoring new media sourcing? Think cyber-next-generation. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "world-class". What does the term "synergies" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to empower "globally"? At achievable ends, we realize how to mesh super-nano-macro-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XHTML. Think next-generation. We will step up our power to evolve without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. We will iterate the capacity of paradigms to exploit. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic intra-user-defined technologies and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also incentivize ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PNG. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing.