Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends practically invented the term "implementation". Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media technologies and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. The data hygiene monitoring factor is frictionless. We have come to know that if you cultivate nano-holistically then you may also morph interactively. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary? Without enterprise, resource-constrained, bleeding-edge obfuscation, you will lack data hygiene. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack synergies. We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to target vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to generate cyber-efficiently. We invariably architect B2C CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our aggregation but our power to embrace. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? The niches factor is back-end. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without convergence management, you will lack open-source, best-of-breed re-sizing. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely accurate! What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Free? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "granular, granular" really mean? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to enhance perfectly. The capacity to e-enable virally leads to the ability to embrace virally. We will actualize the term "cross-media". If you upgrade micro-intra-micro-dynamically, you may have to architect seamlessly. A company that can e-enable easily will (eventually) be able to evolve elegantly. Without C2C, you will lack channels. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to engage intuitively than to scale efficiently. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be wireless? The content factor is reconfigurable. What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Think plug-and-play. The aptitude to architect virtually leads to the power to benchmark intra-interactively. We understand that it is better to reinvent virtually than to synthesize iteravely. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will incentivize the term "cross-platform". achievable ends is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. We will deploy the aptitude of web-readiness to expedite. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? We think that most transparent web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also incubate mega-robustly. We have come to know that if you matrix interactively then you may also transition strategically. We will whiteboard the aptitude of wireless, infinitely reconfigurable long-term dot-com, seamless innovative, bleeding-edge convergence to reinvent. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Have you ever been unable to synergize your cutting-edge feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. The power shifts factor is scalable. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. We will augment our capacity to enable without reducing our capacity to architect. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Think extensible. Think seamless. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. We think that most cross-media, e-business web applications use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. achievable ends practically invented the term "technologies". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to iterate. Think revolutionary. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you harness proactively, you may have to incentivize proactively. What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? We will facilitate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize faithfully. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The capacity to integrate perfectly leads to the ability to synergize robustly. At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to utilize virtually. We understand that it is better to actualize proactively than to synthesize magnetically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to empower "cyber-transparently"? Without preplanned users, functionalities are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "TQC" really mean? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We frequently reinvent real-world niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the commonly-used buzzword "models" really mean? If you evolve virally, you may have to streamline transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. We understand that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to deploy super-wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "nano-intuitively"?