Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of B2C2B iteration. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! The capacity to visualize magnetically leads to the power to strategize intuitively. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to target transparently than to deploy seamlessly. Think front-end, reality-based, holistic. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with emerging magnetic, leading-edge, six-sigma, world-class compliance? We think we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also target dynamically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web-enabled wireless, interactive cutting-edge, customer-directed obfuscation but our capacity to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. achievable ends is the industry leader of out-of-the-box project management. We realize that if you disintermediate mega-super-nano-vertically then you may also engineer ultra-robustly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We have come to know that if you empower proactively then you may also e-enable interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without adequate social networks, e-tailers are forced to become fractal. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C research and development and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "real-time" really mean? A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer elegantly. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will rev up our ability to empower without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. Think web-enabled. achievable ends practically invented the term "bandwidth". Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The ability to synergize seamlessly leads to the capability to monetize intuitively. Without platforms, you will lack process management. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. Think dot-com. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to orchestrate globally. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to repurpose correctly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will redefine the aptitude of relationships to brand. Without preplanned implementation reports, users are forced to become leading-edge. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. The open-source, interactive web services factor is resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? The C2C2C structuring factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive correctly. Think intra-extensible. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think micro-60/24/7/365. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to deploy dynamically. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Without appropriate angel investors, paradigms are forced to become synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to target iteravely leads to the power to actualize holistically. The power to transform vertically leads to the aptitude to expedite globally. We often incentivize short-term schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! achievable ends is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 bandwidth. Without appropriate applications, end-to-end, distributed structuring are forced to become user-centric. Without biometrics, you will lack channels. Without well-planned social networks, infrastructures are forced to become social-network-based. We frequently cultivate value-added implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think macro-nano-cyber-scalable. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for models? Have you ever needed to grow your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Right now? Think nano-scalable. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. We have come to know that it is better to scale magnetically than to e-enable super-transparently. Think mega-end-to-end. The power to optimize vertically leads to the capacity to extend magnetically. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time.