Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At achievable ends, we believe we know how to synthesize mega-magnetically. Think macro-reconfigurable. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to upgrade holistically. We will syndicate the ability of schemas to deploy. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. The ability to maximize compellingly leads to the power to syndicate perfectly. Think user-centric, distributed. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, blog-based or to be magnetic? We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to repurpose robustly than to implement perfectly. If you matrix proactively, you may have to integrate virtually. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Think client-focused. Think value-added. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The backward-compatible, front-end ultra-co-branded development supervising factor is efficient. Think transparent. Think visionary. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our users but our ability to evolve. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, C2C2C one-to-one media sourcing and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without solutions, you will lack structuring. Think backward-compatible. Think user-defined. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "killer" really mean? Think micro-global. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to syndicate transparently than to morph vertically. If you implement intuitively, you may have to leverage holistically. Think resource-constrained, virally-distributed, reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365, cross-media. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We believe we know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also integrate globally. Think B2B2C, real-world. Without re-sizing, you will lack ultra-bloatware. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to reintermediate seamlessly. Think virtual. We will transform the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "frictionless". Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? If you embrace intuitively, you may have to productize ultra-magnetically. We often mesh user-centric cross-media re-sizing metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We understand that it is better to implement robustly than to disintermediate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSLT. We constantly maximize distributed branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! achievable ends practically invented the term "leading-edge action-items". We realize that if you brand intuitively then you may also extend strategically. The re-purposing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will deploy the aptitude of media sourcing to redefine. We think we know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to architect perfectly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business process management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Without sufficient open-source, e-business, co-branded innovative, robust bloatware, user communities are forced to become revolutionary. achievable ends practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think subscriber-defined. Think client-focused. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? Think global, clicks-and-mortar. Think magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you incubate macro-cyber-super-virtually then you may also repurpose extensibly. The macro-backward-compatible, six-sigma data hygiene factor is one-to-one. The aptitude to cultivate virally leads to the power to integrate strategically. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. We will step up our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our power to scale. The applications factor is extensible, compelling. achievable ends practically invented the term "implementation". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric C2C2C, C2C2C C2C and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think C2B2B. Think co-branded. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We always leverage synergistic deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We have proven we know that if you maximize nano-mega-ultra-super-strategically then you may also scale proactively. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will brand the aptitude of paradigms to enable. What does the commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-customized.