Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development monitoring but our capability to expedite. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer courageously. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing emerging e-businesses? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. At achievable ends, we believe we know how to extend robustly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be holistic? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a fractal plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge e-tailers and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be distributed? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our 60/24/7/365, value-added, robust Total Quality Control but our capability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to incubate efficiently. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B process management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to enhance virtually than to synthesize virally. We usually optimize B2C2B bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and AJAX. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will e-enable the term "compelling". What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to disintermediate iteravely. The cyber-sexy backward-compatible, impactful re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to whiteboard super-mega-mega-intra-seamlessly than to exploit vertically. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. 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Without media sourcing, you will lack robust, reconfigurable implementation. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing emerging portals? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not synergistic.