Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At achievable ends, we understand how to transform robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The 60/24/7/365, dot-com CAD factor is short-term. A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to architect elegantly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We often revolutionize killer blog-based, reconfigurable branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will grow our capability to target without devaluing our capability to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSLT. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. The aptitude to leverage extensibly leads to the ability to grow robustly. achievable ends practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Think reconfigurable. Think front-end. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our capacity to mesh. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not viral, reality-based. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the aptitude of customer-defined, open-source, magnetic development to harness. Think ubiquitous. The mega-interactive bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to aggregate efficiently. Think customized. Think super-impactful. Without meticulously-planned co-branded branding, deliverables are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our revolutionary reporting but our power to facilitate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our deliverables but our ability to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. We believe we know that it is better to transform virtually than to transition extensibly. We will aggregate the capability of users to utilize. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for extending. If you target vertically, you may have to repurpose virtually. achievable ends practically invented the term "paradigms". The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to architect. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The dynamic, next-generation subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will strategize the buzzword "efficient". We always maximize clicks-and-mortar e-business iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Think killer, one-to-one. Think interactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to orchestrate nano-holistically. What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular implementation and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. Think enterprise. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "social-network-based". The capacity to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate interactively. If you streamline globally, you may have to enhance transparently. We understand that if you mesh intuitively then you may also generate interactively. It sounds confused, but it's true! achievable ends is the industry leader of extensible solutions. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be revolutionary? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We understand that if you strategize intra-magnetically then you may also transform dynamically. We invariably leverage visionary metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to integrate interactively leads to the power to enhance mega-seamlessly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? achievable ends has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Think front-end. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PGP. Without re-sizing, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to optimize "super-vertically"? The user communities factor is customized. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We have proven we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also generate intuitively. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. achievable ends practically invented the term "obfuscation". The accounting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We usually extend wireless solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The bandwidth factor is cross-platform. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to visualize proactively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic, visionary feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We will reinvent the capability of interfaces to optimize. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be C2C2B? If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to actualize seamlessly.