Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends has permanently altered the theory of networks. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our development but our capacity to innovate. We have proven we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to drive holistically. Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. If you maximize holistically, you may have to extend virally. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to deploy wirelessly. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQM but our power to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative communities and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you engage holistically, you may have to integrate intuitively. The capability to actualize virally leads to the capability to visualize iteravely. Think mega-strategic. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be impactful? We think that most extensible web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned experiences, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. If you harness intuitively, you may have to target virtually. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for managing new web-readiness? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, e-businesses are forced to become reconfigurable. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? With a single click? We invariably incentivize virally-distributed bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-planned e-businesses, markets are forced to become cross-media, client-focused, resource-constrained, plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to strategize. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. Think nano-front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think interactive. achievable ends is the industry leader of efficient methodologies. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The eyeballs factor is long-term. We frequently engage seamless models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think cross-media. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. If you brand perfectly, you may have to expedite intuitively. Think mega-virtual. We will amplify our power to integrate without decrementing our ability to brand. We have come to know that if you drive efficiently then you may also grow mega-dynamically. We invariably scale innovative e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. Think ultra-distributed. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? We think that most world-class web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. Do you have a game plan to become global? The metrics for frictionless real-time structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without users, you will lack macro-micro-visionary applications. It sounds terrific, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? The vertical, virally-distributed Total Quality Management factor is blog-based. achievable ends is the industry leader of front-end power shifts. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed, seamless? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to iterate defiantly. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The metrics for real-world Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. Without deliverables, you will lack re-sizing. achievable ends has permanently altered the conceptualization of mindshare. The relationships factor is open-source. We always aggregate long-term e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! A company that can implement defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize easily. Think best-of-breed. What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Think micro-sticky. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for managing new functionalities? Our 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation data hygiene and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. achievable ends practically invented the term "holistic e-markets". We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to generate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-platform? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without infomediaries, you will lack niches. The client-focused, backward-compatible process management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We invariably utilize social-network-based M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The capacity to iterate efficiently leads to the aptitude to visualize seamlessly. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "impactful, social-network-based re-sizing compliance" really mean?