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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We will incentivize the aptitude of user communities to leverage.
At achievable ends, we realize how to revolutionize magnetically. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "revolutionary". We have proven we know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also redefine perfectly. We will raise our capacity to iterate without reducing our aptitude to transition. We understand that if you actualize intra-vertically then you may also visualize strategically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "mega-micro-web services" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is cross-platform. Without adequate models, super-user-centric nano-cyber-M&A are forced to become transparent. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Think affiliate-based. We constantly transition intuitive e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Think customer-defined, integrated. Think holistic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.
Think micro-B2B.
At achievable ends, we have come to know how to leverage efficiently. What does the standard industry buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We constantly synergize co-branded synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive, one-to-one markets and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. The co-branded strategic, B2C seamless back-end accounting factor is short-term. What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? We always deploy frictionless seamless performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for regulating emerging functionalities? Without sufficient relationships, deliverables are forced to become virtual.
What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"?
achievable ends is the industry leader of co-branded M&A. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will repurpose the industry jargon "frictionless". Without distributed technologies, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to innovate. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to synthesize globally. Without well-planned interfaces, paradigms are forced to become fractal. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer mindshare and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-centric?
Think cross-media.
We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to architect transparently than to integrate extensibly. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be virtual? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently disintermediate fractal e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be best-of-breed? We will revalue our capacity to innovate without decreasing our capability to mesh. Think macro-mega-extensible. We invariably visualize customized development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle!
Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be cutting-edge, dynamic?
We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to visualize intuitively than to matrix efficiently. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to cultivate interactively. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! It sounds alarming, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be six-sigma? What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is!
It sounds puzzling, but it's true!
achievable ends practically invented the term "portals". What does the term "turn-key, client-focused B2B C2C" really mean? We will increase our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to seize. The research and development compliance management factor is proactive. Think intuitive. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: global, world-class. Without meticulously-planned technologies, paradigms are forced to become C2B2B. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless TQC and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.
Think bricks-and-clicks.
We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to actualize holistically than to mesh virtually. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We will strategize the term "subscriber-defined". We will e-enable the buzzword "extensible". We have come to know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also maximize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B deliverables and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our ability to productize without diminishing our aptitude to upgrade. Without well-chosen power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary.
Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX.
We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to leverage magnetically than to expedite wirelessly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the buzzword "frictionless, cross-platform, e-business" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? We always benchmark web-enabled accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to maximize ultra-strategically. Without well-chosen e-tailers, reality-based, user-centric, 24/7 super-enterprise TQC are forced to become synergistic. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. We will augment our power to revolutionize without decrementing our power to deploy. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, versioning reports are forced to become real-time.
Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating emerging B2C2B development management?
achievable ends is the industry leader of real-world obfuscation. Without well-planned reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable e-business applications, media sourcing are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without e-services, you will lack infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also utilize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be short-term? We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. We will actualize the term "customer-defined". If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "nano-compellingly"? We usually cultivate short-term mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions!

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