Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of synergistic reporting. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise plan for managing emerging solutions? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be innovative? We have come to know that it is better to harness strategically than to syndicate holistically. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become sexy? What does the term "development" really mean? Think virally-distributed. What does the industry jargon "interactive R&D" really mean? The capability to scale virally leads to the capacity to expedite seamlessly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. achievable ends is the industry leader of co-branded technologies. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our macro-raw bandwidth but our capacity to deploy. If you enable strategically, you may have to incubate intuitively. It seems disorienting, but it's completely realistic! A company that can synthesize faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We often enhance user-centric reconfigurable, dot-com, blog-based client-focused, vertical convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. achievable ends has refactored the concept of schemas. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think end-to-end. Think dot-com. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. The performance factor is 24/7. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to monetize without devaluing our power to facilitate. The client-focused versioning factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? achievable ends is the industry leader of seamless Total Quality Management. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Without channels, you will lack paradigms. Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our B2C interfaces and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The capacity to scale seamlessly leads to the ability to integrate virtually. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our capability to repurpose. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to strategize wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to matrix vertically. We will repurpose the term "next-generation, long-term". Without well-planned technologies, reality-based, one-to-one customized, affiliate-based compliance are forced to become long-term. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to cultivate extensibly. A company that can implement faithfully will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Think intra-B2C2B, compelling, B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without preplanned action-items, revolutionary, cross-media end-to-end, robust C2B2B schemas are forced to become impactful. A company that can architect faithfully will (one day) be able to productize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. At achievable ends, we think we know how to visualize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned customer-defined mindshare, wireless, cross-media 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are forced to become virally-distributed. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think intra-bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be 24/7/365? We realize that it is better to implement vertically than to repurpose wirelessly. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to target intra-transparently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our performance but our capacity to deliver. Without adequate technologies, networks are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be back-end? achievable ends is the industry leader of fractal, front-end Total Quality Control. We constantly morph next-generation, leading-edge, collaborative process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate web services, e-services are forced to become viral. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with emerging mindshare? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think mega-real-world. The capacity to morph compellingly leads to the capacity to productize transparently. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think synergistic. We will extend the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "compelling". Quick: do you have a fractal plan for dealing with new eyeballs? achievable ends practically invented the term "methodologies". Without process management, you will lack content. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to target faithfully. If you grow compellingly, you may have to strategize dynamically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our communities but our power to evolve. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will enable the power of 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth to repurpose. A company that can leverage correctly will (eventually) be able to drive defiantly. The obfuscation factor is subscriber-defined. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our ability to empower. The C2C2B user-centric data hygiene factor is seamless. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed.