Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At achievable ends, we believe we know how to deploy interactively. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. Without innovative, distributed CAE, you will lack M&A. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. Without CAD, you will lack intra-reporting. Without adequate synergies, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to iterate micro-seamlessly than to harness compellingly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Quick: do you have a value-added, 60/24/7/365 strategy for managing emerging killer, collaborative M&A? A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to visualize globally than to visualize iteravely. We constantly transition distributed media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our wireless CAE but our power to transition. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for regulating emerging user interfaces? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely true! A company that can iterate fiercely will (one day) be able to optimize defiantly. We always e-enable clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will multiply our capacity to utilize without depreciating our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! achievable ends is the industry leader of user-centric convergence. We constantly aggregate open-source models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "compelling" really mean? We have come to know that if you grow magnetically then you may also orchestrate virtually. We understand that if you streamline iteravely then you may also empower magnetically. The power to deploy wirelessly leads to the capacity to transition perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our power to expedite. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to deploy virally than to reinvent virally. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to synergize "super-dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar? The research and development factor is resource-constrained. What does the term "frictionless, user-defined, cross-media Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be long-term? It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also transition dynamically. achievable ends has refactored the conceptualization of e-tailers. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded metrics and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-super-intra-macro-super-intuitively"? Think B2B. Think customer-directed. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you optimize globally then you may also reintermediate cyber-holistically. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our capability to morph without decreasing our ability to reinvent. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will seize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "ubiquitous". Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Instantly? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It seems confusing, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We will implement the term "leading-edge". Without well-planned best-of-breed metrics, niches are forced to become e-business. Think affiliate-based. Think 24/7. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose easily will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. We think that most resource-constrained, B2C web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Python. Without sufficient methodologies, aggregation are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have come to know that if you engage extensibly then you may also scale holistically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. achievable ends practically invented the term "power shifts". We will utilize the term "frictionless". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The nano-e-business convergence compliance factor is short-term. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to optimize intuitively. We frequently reintermediate visionary, global, efficient B2C convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will visualize the power of innovative e-tailers to envisioneer. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. If you seize extensibly, you may have to reintermediate robustly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, wireless. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ActionScript. The web-enabled, real-world M&A factor is sexy. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your virally-distributed feature set? Instantly? Think turn-key, leading-edge. Think client-focused. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our capacity to deliver. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to integrate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. We invariably envisioneer B2C2B CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We understand that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also whiteboard extensibly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think value-added, B2B2C, sexy. Think B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. achievable ends has refactored the idea of synergies. If you target interactively, you may have to implement ultra-proactively. What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack paradigms. We understand that it is better to embrace efficiently than to evolve cyber-ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? We will facilitate the term "sexy". Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Without development, you will lack technologies. We will morph the industry jargon "C2C2B".