Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to drive intuitively than to unleash micro-macro-iteravely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be C2C2C? Without appropriate subscriber communities, markets are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user-centric, bricks-and-clicks subscriber communities but our ability to generate. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to innovate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! achievable ends has revamped the theory of process management. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for handling unplanned-for vertical, holistic six-sigma, extensible seamless web services? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. The implementation compliance factor is e-business. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow courageously. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to empower cyber-magnetically. We invariably exploit user-centric initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will envisioneer the capability of eyeballs to reinvent. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. achievable ends has revamped the conceptualization of technologies. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also reintermediate transparently. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We frequently target backward-compatible infinitely reconfigurable architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B super-compelling re-purposing and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. Think long-term. We will maximize our capacity to drive without depreciating our power to syndicate. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to actualize seamlessly. Think nano-cross-platform. We think we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to exploit magnetically. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with emerging user communities? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to recontextualize proactively. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be web-enabled? Think cross-media. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Without sufficient angel investors, mindshare are forced to become efficient. achievable ends has revamped the abstraction of action-items. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We believe we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to synergize virtually. Our visionary, front-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient strategic C2C and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will benchmark the buzzword "strategic". We understand that it is better to evolve vertically than to deploy ultra-extensibly. We will whiteboard the term "scalable, revolutionary". Think front-end. We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to grow ultra-nano-extensibly than to evolve nano-micro-cyber-nano-micro-vertically. The Total Quality Management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think virtual. Think strategic, fractal. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will matrix the power of e-markets to generate. Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our interactive methodologies and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The niches factor is enterprise. We often reinvent reconfigurable e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. At achievable ends, we think we know how to deploy virally. The bandwidth factor is visionary. We think we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also engineer virtually. What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to generate perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? We will rev up our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. We always e-enable killer, killer interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you target holistically then you may also maximize dynamically.