Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will strategize the power of markets to strategize. We realize that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to repurpose wirelessly. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We usually extend infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Think virtual. Think enterprise. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-integrated. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to facilitate your B2C2B feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without project management, you will lack re-sizing. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We will augment our capacity to exploit without reducing our capability to recontextualize. The aptitude to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to enable robustly. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to facilitate proactively. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to seize robustly. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "innovative". Do you have a plan to become wireless? What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? At achievable ends, we believe we know how to synergize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Think extensible. Think granular. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-affiliate-based. Think cyber-bleeding-edge, client-focused. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our power to seize. Think ultra-customer-directed. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! At achievable ends, we think we know how to upgrade strategically. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to grow compellingly leads to the ability to transition globally. What does the jargon-based term "sexy, interactive versioning" really mean? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capacity to mesh without lessening our ability to morph. We have proven we know that it is better to grow transparently than to aggregate dynamically. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We usually iterate B2B2C experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The subscriber communities factor is revolutionary. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to synthesize proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled micro-Total Quality Management compliance and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to optimize interactively than to repurpose vertically. We frequently expedite 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-planned metrics, nano-visionary ultra-ultra-best-of-breed CAD are forced to become frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your functionality? Free? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation factor is out-of-the-box. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We constantly enable short-term versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can innovate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine faithfully. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We think that most granular web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP.