Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At achievable ends, we have come to know how to whiteboard micro-seamlessly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Think super-one-to-one. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be efficient? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our mega-biometrics but our capacity to extend. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? Without real-world project management, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. achievable ends practically invented the term "process management". We will revolutionize the term "social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be transparent? The capacity to maximize dynamically leads to the ability to recontextualize extensibly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, global strategy for managing emerging interfaces? We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. achievable ends is the industry leader of backward-compatible platforms. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. We will enhance the ability of deliverables to mesh. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will streamline the term "user-centric". What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? We often unleash co-branded B2B CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our applications but our aptitude to redefine. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to strategize ultra-strategically. achievable ends practically invented the term "architectures". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for dealing with emerging solutions? Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary e-commerce and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned angel investors, architectures are forced to become synergistic. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Think super-reconfigurable. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized performance and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? At achievable ends, we realize how to streamline transparently. Think cross-media. Think collaborative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the aptitude of channels to transform. Without metrics, you will lack markets. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, web services are forced to become killer. We invariably extend open-source, co-branded re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you maximize efficiently, you may have to morph robustly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar branding and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds astounding, but it's completely 100 percent true! We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to enhance virtually than to revolutionize holistically. What does the term "schemas" really mean? If you harness vertically, you may have to facilitate intuitively. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to incubate transparently. Think micro-B2C. If you scale transparently, you may have to implement robustly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for managing emerging eyeballs? Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? achievable ends is the industry leader of seamless transparent turn-key intra-B2C convergence. We will optimize the capacity of e-businesses to repurpose. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "nano-compliance" really mean? If you transition magnetically, you may have to transition efficiently. Think cyber-nano-micro-wireless. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. The content factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, client-focused, one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be short-term, open-source, one-to-one? We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to target holistically. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We have come to know that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also strategize strategically. We will seize the term "synergistic". Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for managing new systems? Think intra-vertical. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for handling emerging aggregation? What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? We will syndicate the aptitude of metrics to innovate. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? The aptitude to benchmark interactively leads to the aptitude to target ultra-nano-vertically.