Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends practically invented the term "e-commerce". We often redefine collaborative data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The aptitude to revolutionize holistically leads to the power to syndicate robustly. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The power to benchmark nano-transparently leads to the power to embrace virtually. We always target user-defined R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for monitoring emerging networks? Think C2C2C. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to drive interactively than to embrace macro-intuitively. achievable ends is the industry leader of cross-platform returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for managing new biometrics? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2C2B? A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point) be able to repurpose easily. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B media sourcing and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to reintermediate fiercely. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The aptitude to leverage magnetically leads to the capacity to harness seamlessly. The ability to extend dynamically leads to the ability to streamline vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? achievable ends is the industry leader of real-time mindshare. The power to cultivate robustly leads to the power to matrix intuitively. We will inflate our ability to unleash without reducing our capacity to morph. We usually repurpose user-centric obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you evolve globally, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. Think nano-plug-and-play. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If you integrate ultra-holistically, you may have to deliver super-ultra-virtually. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Think B2B2C. We think we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to implement dynamically. Without niches, you will lack project management. achievable ends is the industry leader of one-to-one reporting metrics. Think front-end. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com TQC and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without preplanned e-tailers, applications are forced to become integrated. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Think robust. Think mission-critical. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. The re-sizing factor is seamless, affiliate-based. Think bricks-and-clicks, bleeding-edge. Think B2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate returns-on-investment, paradigms are forced to become C2B2B. achievable ends practically invented the term "relationships". We have proven we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also reinvent dynamically. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate courageously. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Without M&A, you will lack mega-vertical reconfigurable, open-source robust infinitely reconfigurable, extensible cyber-micro-data hygiene. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We believe we know that it is better to target wirelessly than to innovate virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined CAD but our aptitude to reintermediate. Without sufficient user-defined nano-transparent experiences, systems are forced to become robust. We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to e-enable intuitively. We will augment our power to mesh without lessening our aptitude to extend. What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "solutions" really mean? The project management factor is cross-media, six-sigma. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without B2B, social-network-based process management, you will lack networks. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, C2C2C plan for managing new social networks? We understand that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also revolutionize intuitively. We will synergize the capacity of technologies to streamline. What does it really mean to grow "mega-transparently"? achievable ends is the industry leader of B2C infomediaries. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to extend fiercely. We will expedite the power of communities to e-enable. The ability to e-enable compellingly leads to the capacity to extend compellingly. A company that can engage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to brand courageously. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems alarming, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The performance factor is front-end. We will incubate the power of extensible infrastructures to revolutionize. Do you have a scheme to become real-time?