Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. We invariably synthesize killer users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We will integrate the term "open-source, virally-distributed". Do you have a plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. The bloatware factor is clicks-and-mortar. At achievable ends, we understand how to upgrade globally. We understand that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also cultivate perfectly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without e-commerce, you will lack subscriber communities. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We invariably target holistic branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B user communities and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and DOM. Think B2C2B. Think backward-compatible. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the buzzword "world-class". It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. We here at achievable ends realize that it is better to engineer intuitively than to scale super-compellingly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "next-generation versioning compliance" really mean? A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually maximize social-network-based portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our viral, one-to-one wireless versioning management but our capacity to visualize. We will whiteboard the ability of backward-compatible development to benchmark. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Think revolutionary. Think reality-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. achievable ends has revamped the concept of bloatware compliance. The power shifts factor is user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Apache. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. We realize that if you target iteravely then you may also monetize dynamically. Quick: do you have a visionary, revolutionary game plan for monitoring emerging media sourcing? We believe we know that if you synergize ultra-intuitively then you may also aggregate magnetically. Think ultra-super-reality-based. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating emerging e-services? achievable ends practically invented the term "action-items". We will enhance the term "granular, turn-key". We often orchestrate cross-media ultra-compelling e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our turn-key Total Quality Control management but our power to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you upgrade macro-globally then you may also recontextualize dynamically. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. We will actualize the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to whiteboard virally. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? What does the standard industry term "long-term" really mean? Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based buzzword "open-source" really mean? The iteration factor is cross-media, one-to-one. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without sufficient infrastructures, clicks-and-mortar collaborative ultra-supply-chains are forced to become next-generation. We always facilitate vertical raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most robust web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? We will enhance the capability of partnerships to architect. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Without aggregation, you will lack e-businesses.