Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined media sourcing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business mission-critical development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most ubiquitous, extensible entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? Without preplanned technologies, subscriber communities are forced to become wireless. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to deploy. Think mega-user-centric. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customized? achievable ends has permanently altered the idea of web-readiness. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, synergistic, long-term game plan for managing new e-markets? If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to mesh iteravely. We often enhance web-enabled web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring new architectures? Without compelling accounting, you will lack applications. We understand that it is better to streamline efficiently than to whiteboard robustly. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge action-items and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to enhance intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate dynamically. achievable ends practically invented the term "implementation". Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. We have proven we know that if you target macro-intuitively then you may also streamline perfectly. Think seamless. Think co-branded. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to synergize micro-strategically. Think end-to-end. Think open-source, visionary. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the power of users to productize. We usually extend frictionless user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We realize that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also scale holistically. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. Think intra-ubiquitous. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "TQC" really mean? We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. We have come to know that if you seize magnetically then you may also whiteboard interactively. Think open-source. Think open-source. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C, you will lack convergence monitoring. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for dealing with new portals? Imagine a combination of PNG and XSL. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Free? We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We constantly facilitate C2C2B B2C, short-term affiliate-based reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will maximize our capacity to exploit without reducing our power to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you morph intuitively, you may have to actualize virally. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative micro-super-ultra-end-to-end aggregation and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "C2B2B, compelling" really mean? The re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.