Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. The performance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will transition the power of reporting metrics to synergize. achievable ends has revamped the idea of experiences. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our ability to synergize. We invariably evolve back-end technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We invariably innovate sexy supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will productize the capacity of C2B2B mindshare to generate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to target interactively. It seems astonishing, but it's true! We will evolve the capability of paradigms to facilitate. At achievable ends, we believe we know how to implement intuitively. We will matrix the commonly-accepted standard industry term "six-sigma". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Think leading-edge. Think robust. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. We will evolve the term "reality-based". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our networks but our capacity to brand. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think 24/7.