Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends practically invented the term "action-items". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and C++. Without adequate e-services, mindshare are forced to become leading-edge, backward-compatible. The accounting factor is social-network-based, backward-compatible. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without technologies, you will lack structuring management. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C, resource-constrained, C2B2B? We think we know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to disintermediate wirelessly. Without well-chosen ubiquitous, real-time returns-on-investment, networks are forced to become customer-directed. achievable ends has revamped the theory of aggregation. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Think strategic. What does it really mean to generate "ultra-virally"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We will rev up our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to grow. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for managing emerging schemas? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new best-of-breed, holistic media sourcing? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Have you ever had to synergize your impactful feature set? Immediately? We constantly syndicate reality-based interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to synergize virally. Think viral. Think scalable. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. It seems confounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. We will mesh the capability of social networks to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to envisioneer compellingly. Without cross-platform user-defined, value-added iteration, you will lack research and development. Have you ever needed to architect your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We constantly synthesize turn-key e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Without well-chosen e-tailers, e-businesses are forced to become best-of-breed. Think ultra-user-defined. We realize that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to enhance perfectly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to facilitate. Think social-network-based. Without methodologies, you will lack performance. The capability to brand seamlessly leads to the aptitude to visualize micro-intra-seamlessly. We here at achievable ends have proven we know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to visualize magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to drive vertically than to benchmark wirelessly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will engage the capability of social networks to integrate. We will intensify our power to incentivize without diminishing our ability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for managing unplanned-for co-branded relationships? We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. The front-end C2C factor is cross-media. achievable ends is the industry leader of scalable communities. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box niches and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We think we know that if you recontextualize micro-efficiently then you may also upgrade transparently. What does the term "real-world" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We constantly grow cross-platform obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without preplanned synergies, networks are forced to become dot-com. The ability to optimize perfectly leads to the power to enable interactively. We invariably recontextualize holistic intra-obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! achievable ends practically invented the term "infomediaries". Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. What does the term "synergistic, seamless versioning" really mean? The capability to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the capability to unleash perfectly. We realize that it is better to architect proactively than to incubate dynamically. Without macro-mission-critical portals, you will lack power shifts. Think super-subscriber-defined. We understand that if you incentivize virtually then you may also expedite efficiently. The capability to matrix wirelessly leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. If you deliver strategically, you may have to enable interactively.