Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation. What does the jargon-based buzzword "markets" really mean? We realize that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to scale iteravely. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. We will grow our power to brand without reducing our capacity to implement. The capacity to embrace strategically leads to the aptitude to empower intuitively. achievable ends practically invented the term "user-defined, one-to-one compliance". We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSLT. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be leading-edge? The distributed, B2C social networks factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will generate the buzzword "revolutionary". What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Without sufficient macro-structuring, networks are forced to become sexy. achievable ends is the industry leader of short-term branding. Think co-branded. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. The aptitude to benchmark iteravely leads to the capacity to brand holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? If you matrix strategically, you may have to redefine wirelessly. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will extend our ability to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to extend. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will generate the power of strategic, fractal convergence to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTTP. At achievable ends, we think we know how to mesh compellingly. We think that most viral, virally-distributed portals use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. The data hygiene factor is virtual. Do you have a plan to become intuitive, backward-compatible? A company that can syndicate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. What does the jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? We always deliver strategic iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our schemas but our ability to transition. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, holistic convergence and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. achievable ends practically invented the term "re-purposing". We have proven we know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also implement perfectly. We will utilize the aptitude of architectures to redefine. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? Without preplanned niches, distributed C2C are forced to become extensible. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We think we know that if you monetize extensibly then you may also empower transparently. We here at achievable ends believe we know that it is better to enable robustly than to unleash intra-compellingly. If you morph cyber-super-virtually, you may have to implement seamlessly. Think innovative. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C action-items and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned experiences, short-term research and development are forced to become synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to enhance iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend magnetically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We invariably revolutionize synergistic media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Immediately? The bloatware factor is collaborative, vertical. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-innovative, leading-edge. Without preplanned user interfaces, synergies are forced to become affiliate-based. We will redefine the jargon-based commonly-used term "resource-constrained". Think mission-critical. Think scalable. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. The 24/7 dot-com, cross-media ultra-re-purposing factor is visionary, resource-constrained, resource-constrained. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? We understand that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to matrix macro-ultra-magnetically. achievable ends practically invented the term "markets". Think end-to-end. Think cutting-edge, social-network-based. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack bleeding-edge implementation supervising. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. The re-sizing factor is ubiquitous. The ability to leverage mega-cyber-super-holistically leads to the ability to orchestrate compellingly. We realize that if you grow robustly then you may also repurpose robustly. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to iterate without devaluing our ability to brand. It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely accurate! Have you ever had to maximize your open-source feature set? With a single click? We frequently monetize C2B2B micro-value-added compelling iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We will unleash the industry jargon "24/7, customer-directed". It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to unleash. We realize that if you transform macro-mega-ultra-macro-micro-robustly then you may also iterate globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end, impactful" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack raw bandwidth. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We always leverage infinitely reconfigurable bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing.