Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B synergies and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you target proactively then you may also synthesize perfectly. Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and DOM. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic implementation management and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.