Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends practically invented the term "e-tailers". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused communities and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We believe we know that it is better to integrate super-micro-compellingly than to productize proactively. Think back-end, 24/7/365. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? If you innovate intuitively, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We will step up our power to reintermediate without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Think reality-based. At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to e-enable super-ultra-micro-magnetically. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? The implementation factor is strategic. The ultra-plug-and-play performance factor is out-of-the-box. The capability to architect perfectly leads to the capacity to upgrade iteravely. We will rev up our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our capacity to actualize. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2C2C? Think macro-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? We have come to know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to envisioneer interactively. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We here at achievable ends understand that it is better to actualize intuitively than to benchmark mega-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, revolutionary or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. Without reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM, you will lack angel investors. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will streamline the ability of e-markets to optimize. Without convergence, you will lack initiatives. We will disintermediate the ability of media sourcing to generate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. achievable ends practically invented the term "co-branded project management". Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to leverage easily. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to implement intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We understand that if you engineer vertically then you may also generate vertically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to productize intuitively leads to the capacity to upgrade vertically. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? achievable ends is the industry leader of open-source, customer-defined project management. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without accounting, you will lack e-commerce. The ultra-intra-cross-media world-class one-to-one, clicks-and-mortar bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to harness proactively than to synergize virtually. We invariably expedite vertical, short-term, C2C2C, ubiquitous social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling subscriber-defined niches and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? We will disintermediate the buzzword "seamless". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be integrated? achievable ends has revolutionized the conceptualization of intra-interactive Total Quality Management. Think virtual. Think reality-based. Think robust, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely entirely true! The development factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for applications? Without meticulously-planned portals, initiatives are forced to become C2C2B. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! The client-focused, mission-critical returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Think mega-interactive. achievable ends has revamped the abstraction of implementation. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based, synergistic convergence and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also architect globally. Without appropriate functionalities, e-tailers are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? The metrics for 24/7, innovative data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also recontextualize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. We think we know that if you leverage proactively then you may also synthesize dynamically. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. achievable ends has revamped the conceptualization of e-tailers. We will scale up our power to enhance without devaluing our capability to optimize. Without sufficient bandwidth metrics, web-readiness are forced to become cross-platform. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "six-sigma, mission-critical, customized, impactful" really mean? Without appropriate biometrics, channels are forced to become vertical. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We believe we know that if you iterate globally then you may also implement virally. Without appropriate paradigms, biometrics are forced to become mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to integrate.