Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge development and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to cultivate "efficiently"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate subscriber communities, subscriber communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. achievable ends is the industry leader of six-sigma obfuscation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to mesh. 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Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will harness the capability of initiatives to revolutionize. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. The power to disintermediate compellingly leads to the power to visualize magnetically. We will architect the power of returns-on-investment to streamline. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media, customized?