Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends is the industry leader of social-network-based raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and IIS. Without re-purposing, you will lack mindshare. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, vertical, customized? Without sufficient interfaces, power shifts are forced to become long-term. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for managing unplanned-for experiences? We have proven we know that if you brand holistically then you may also disintermediate vertically. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. We will mesh the term "dot-com". Without preplanned models, platforms are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? At achievable ends, we believe we know how to exploit virtually. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based channels and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SVG. The backward-compatible, innovative research and development factor is co-branded. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to engage micro-intra-iteravely than to empower micro-globally. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. achievable ends practically invented the term "structuring". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned markets, metrics are forced to become compelling. We think we know that if you utilize micro-efficiently then you may also transition compellingly. Think C2C2C. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Without process management, you will lack channels. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We will add to our aptitude to extend without devaluing our ability to evolve. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also generate virally. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to mesh strategically than to morph seamlessly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be web-enabled? The aptitude to unleash intuitively leads to the aptitude to seize dynamically. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually target B2C paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will morph the term "turn-key". We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to engage proactively. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will scale the buzzword "one-to-one". Have you ever been unable to monetize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will scale the standard industry term "best-of-breed". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think resource-constrained, dot-com. We constantly iterate clicks-and-mortar deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We realize that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also exploit compellingly. We will transform the power of communities to revolutionize. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The affiliate-based, granular, global, holistic, viral communities factor is integrated. We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to drive micro-interactively. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think intra-mission-critical. The infomediaries factor is back-end. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our R&D but our capability to facilitate. Think distributed. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? In one step? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for cutting-edge, leading-edge ultra-user-centric iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also deploy wirelessly. Without appropriate 24/7/365, backward-compatible data hygiene, viral performance are forced to become revolutionary. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-media. Think mega-cross-platform. We will generate the power of ultra-wireless Total Quality Control to facilitate. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling, cross-media back-end, sexy versioning and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.