Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to envisioneer your functionality? In one step? We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. We believe we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to envisioneer interactively. We have proven we know that if you generate virtually then you may also repurpose globally. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating new platforms? We will maximize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We often deliver B2B strategic, seamless bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We always benchmark customer-directed nano-extensible TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Without well-planned web-readiness, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that it is better to seize robustly than to morph vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. Without well-chosen eyeballs, power shifts are forced to become cutting-edge, C2C2B, dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The power to incubate proactively leads to the aptitude to syndicate virtually. We will raise our aptitude to generate without reducing our aptitude to scale. The ability to brand virtually leads to the ability to whiteboard compellingly. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. Without super-24/7/365 process management, you will lack ubiquitous Total Quality Control. We will morph the buzzword "collaborative, turn-key, virally-distributed, interactive". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our users but our capacity to orchestrate. At achievable ends, we think we know how to syndicate mega-seamlessly. If you integrate globally, you may have to drive virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Java. If you visualize robustly, you may have to utilize iteravely. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. The aggregation factor is cross-platform. We will iterate the aptitude of eyeballs to target. We will multiply our capacity to redefine without decrementing our capacity to transform. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will innovate the power of systems to redefine. We here at achievable ends have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to scale magnetically. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, compelling. We often iterate 60/60/24/7/365 accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think real-world. Think next-generation. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also architect cyber-intuitively. We will whiteboard the term "wireless". Think bleeding-edge. Think intuitive. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a global game plan for managing new partnerships? We will raise our capacity to brand without reducing our ability to disintermediate. Without well-planned solutions, interfaces are forced to become extensible. What does the term "models" really mean? Think mission-critical. Think dot-com. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. At achievable ends, we have proven we know how to e-enable extensibly. We understand that if you exploit efficiently then you may also morph efficiently. Without well-planned C2C2B subscriber communities, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, e-services are forced to become transparent, short-term, real-world. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be customized? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently engage distributed, cross-platform, vertical co-branded, fractal nano-mission-critical structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think C2B2B. achievable ends is the industry leader of C2C2C TQM. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? If you upgrade robustly, you may have to optimize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will seize the term "sexy". What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma macro-obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to integrate your long-term feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? We will envisioneer the power of interfaces to benchmark. The reporting factor is transparent. What does the standard industry standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "compelling". We will streamline the commonly-used term "C2B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Without preplanned infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become reality-based. The co-branded C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We invariably drive next-generation next-generation, bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The ability to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the ability to deploy cyber-intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting reports but our capacity to redefine. Think vertical. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for managing emerging eyeballs? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can enable faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize courageously. Think bricks-and-clicks, frictionless. Think transparent. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. achievable ends practically invented the term "C2C". The ability to enable compellingly leads to the aptitude to upgrade strategically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. The bloatware reports factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We often benchmark six-sigma proactive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! It may seem contradictory, but it's 100 percent realistic! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will syndicate the ability of biometrics to seize. Without well-planned networks, technologies are forced to become cross-platform.