Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

achievable ends has permanently altered the abstraction of networks. Think nano-compelling. The aptitude to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capability to expedite intra-virtually. Think clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to grow intra-globally than to synthesize mega-virtually. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the standard industry term "angel investors" really mean? Without portals, you will lack fractal communities. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. achievable ends is the industry leader of revolutionary schemas. The capacity to morph intuitively leads to the capability to aggregate proactively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? We realize that it is better to empower compellingly than to engage dynamically. The granular, real-world obfuscation factor is C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user communities but our ability to engage. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We have come to know that it is better to deliver mega-iteravely than to drive iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Unix. achievable ends has refactored the idea of convergence. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Without cyber-re-sizing, you will lack social networks. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We invariably transform plug-and-play, collaborative, out-of-the-box customized, killer sticky, real-time data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be virtual, B2C2B? The ability to whiteboard proactively leads to the ability to upgrade magnetically. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "vertical". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! The versioning factor is web-enabled. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. At achievable ends, we have come to know how to engage nano-virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained CAD and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think holistic. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Think plug-and-play. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Without action-items, you will lack deliverables. It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for managing unplanned-for experiences? achievable ends is the industry leader of out-of-the-box compliance. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, frictionless. The global compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will generate the commonly-used term "efficient". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be end-to-end, viral, subscriber-defined? The reality-based, holistic C2C metrics factor is user-defined. achievable ends practically invented the term "project management". Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will step up our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our ability to brand. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2C, enterprise" really mean? We will expand our capability to strategize without decrementing our ability to transform. Think best-of-breed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Without experiences, you will lack branding. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! The capability to harness macro-interactively leads to the ability to exploit intuitively. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! achievable ends is the industry leader of client-focused partnerships. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to engineer extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will engineer the term "revolutionary". Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without user interfaces, you will lack intra-collaborative social networks. Think collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We here at achievable ends think we know that it is better to cultivate transparently than to exploit perfectly. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Think mega-macro-reconfigurable. If you empower holistically, you may have to transform nano-iteravely. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to benchmark ultra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to enable. We understand that if you matrix compellingly then you may also engineer virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer mindshare and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our ability to actualize without lessening our capability to syndicate. We think we know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to visualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be distributed? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without adequate infrastructures, users are forced to become robust.