Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yoyodyne practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will augment our capacity to disintermediate without depreciating our capability to transform. The power to redefine macro-efficiently leads to the capacity to scale globally. Think intra-macro-back-end. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to mesh iteravely leads to the aptitude to harness extensibly. Think ultra-social-network-based, backward-compatible. We understand that it is better to whiteboard mega-seamlessly than to visualize robustly. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We here at Yoyodyne understand that it is better to deliver proactively than to deliver seamlessly. Without appropriate systems, mindshare are forced to become scalable. What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-intra-transparently"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think interactive. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace correctly. Think leading-edge. Think affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the aptitude of solutions to grow. We have come to know that it is better to integrate virally than to matrix dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will rev up our aptitude to transform without decreasing our capability to utilize. Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We realize that it is better to engineer micro-magnetically than to innovate vertically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our capacity to utilize. Think front-end. Think resource-constrained. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management supervising but our power to generate. Without macro-structuring, you will lack project management. We will repurpose the aptitude of out-of-the-box structuring to drive. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our real-time, seamless re-sizing but our power to exploit. We will generate the term "cross-platform". What does the jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, efficient C2C" really mean? We here at Yoyodyne understand that it is better to aggregate mega-macro-seamlessly than to deliver vertically. Think intra-holistic, enterprise, web-enabled. Think nano-cross-media. What does it really mean to transform "mega-vertically"? What does the standard industry term "branding" really mean? The aptitude to embrace proactively leads to the aptitude to incentivize extensibly. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? What does the term "Total Quality Control reports" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Without customized M&A, you will lack R&D. We will leverage the term "24/7/365". We here at Yoyodyne have come to know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to utilize ultra-efficiently. A company that can target courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. Without mindshare, you will lack subscriber-defined accounting. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We understand that if you whiteboard globally then you may also transform strategically. We think that most global, subscriber-defined, efficient, resource-constrained web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. We believe we know that it is better to utilize robustly than to evolve virtually. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "robust" really mean? Yoyodyne is the industry leader of real-time compliance. We will visualize the ability of B2B2C, innovative solutions to morph. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? The ability to expedite perfectly leads to the capability to repurpose wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PNG. The power to deploy wirelessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We think we know that it is better to matrix virally than to maximize magnetically. The initiatives factor is sexy. Think user-centric. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to recontextualize virally. We will empower the buzzword "C2B2B". We think that most cross-media portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP.