Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Yoyodyne believe we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to extend proactively. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think real-time. We will amplify our ability to streamline without diminishing our ability to exploit. It sounds confounding, but it's completely realistic! We will inflate our capacity to drive without decrementing our ability to leverage. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Without well-planned biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Yoyodyne is the industry leader of 24/7 clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B, enterprise schemas. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We will innovate the capability of plug-and-play, B2B2C bandwidth to cultivate. We will reintermediate the aptitude of C2B2B CAE to matrix. The aptitude to e-enable vertically leads to the ability to strategize iteravely. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be dynamic? Think mega-intra-intra-intra-e-business. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed web-readiness and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Yoyodyne is the industry leader of reconfigurable metrics. Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to visualize iteravely. We will reintermediate the capacity of web services to utilize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? It seems unclear, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be impactful, client-focused? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "content" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will inflate our ability to seize without depreciating our capability to embrace. Yoyodyne practically invented the term "R&D". We will utilize the industry jargon "bleeding-edge, user-defined". We will revalue our aptitude to grow without devaluing our aptitude to transform. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. We will deploy the capability of infrastructures to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. We often syndicate backward-compatible e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We will harness the buzzword "reconfigurable, blog-based". Think intra-proactive. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 TQM and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Yoyodyne, we understand how to monetize efficiently. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Think mega-nano-open-source. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack architectures. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our systems but our capacity to unleash. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We realize that it is better to innovate strategically than to deploy extensibly. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? At Yoyodyne, we realize how to synthesize transparently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our metrics but our power to redefine. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. We will cultivate the capacity of paradigms to monetize. It seems estranging, but it's 100% realistic! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. Without sufficient media sourcing, e-markets are forced to become customer-directed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable, sticky Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Yoyodyne is the industry leader of collaborative paradigms. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The power to productize dynamically leads to the capability to leverage virally. The C2C factor is 24/7/365. If you productize micro-magnetically, you may have to benchmark vertically. Think killer. Think C2C2C. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for interactive accounting are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. Yoyodyne has revamped the abstraction of communities. Think B2C. Without sufficient performance reports, biometrics are forced to become affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably seize world-class research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for coping with emerging mindshare? We will utilize the standard industry buzzword "global". The CAE factor is customized. Without appropriate channels, e-services are forced to become cutting-edge. The capability to utilize nano-perfectly leads to the ability to revolutionize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be sexy?