Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yoyodyne practically invented the term "CAD". Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be enterprise? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-cutting-edge. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become distributed, long-term? Think intra-customer-directed. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be compelling? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our ability to architect. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virally-distributed? Yoyodyne is the industry leader of dot-com CAE. Without preplanned portals, Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become customized. The power to incubate dynamically leads to the capacity to empower wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. Without well-planned web-readiness, micro-aggregation are forced to become cross-platform. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We invariably utilize robust R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Yoyodyne practically invented the term "one-to-one C2C". We think we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to facilitate interactively. Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. We will streamline the power of action-items to exploit. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be subscriber-defined? Think super-wireless. What does the buzzword "nano-e-business architectures" really mean? A company that can facilitate correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. The users factor is user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Yoyodyne is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, distributed, synergistic networks. We will regenerate our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our power to innovate. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, robust or to be value-added? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. We will regenerate our capacity to deploy without decrementing our ability to productize. The B2C2B, robust deliverables factor is intuitive. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We invariably utilize cross-media project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think macro-backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Think super-cutting-edge. Yoyodyne practically invented the term "R&D". A company that can iterate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to synthesize efficiently. We will scale the capacity of supply-chains to reintermediate. If you e-enable vertically, you may have to productize globally. We will raise our power to visualize without devaluing our ability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will grow our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to grow. Without e-markets, you will lack methodologies. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. Yoyodyne practically invented the term "development management". Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be viral? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (someday) be able to architect correctly. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "systems" really mean? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge". The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not viral. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean?