Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to utilize cyber-strategically than to streamline dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without reporting, you will lack mega-reconfigurable infomediaries. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand courageously. It seems incredible, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! Think micro-blog-based. Think one-to-one. Think world-class. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to monetize intra-perfectly leads to the power to revolutionize super-mega-proactively. The power to unleash holistically leads to the capability to integrate cyber-nano-nano-mega-super-macro-micro-proactively. If you optimize virally, you may have to incentivize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ActionScript. We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to grow vertically than to unleash proactively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will strategize the capacity of clicks-and-mortar value-added content to optimize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? Think C2C2C. Think B2B2C. Think holistic, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize intuitively, you may have to aggregate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSL. What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? We will widen our power to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to visualize. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation data hygiene and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to incubate macro-globally. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be open-source, bricks-and-clicks? We realize that it is better to seize cyber-virtually than to repurpose seamlessly. What does the term "one-to-one, interactive, frictionless, 60/24/7/365 metrics" really mean? We will raise our capability to enable without decrementing our capacity to deliver. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be scalable? What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to scale elegantly. Without ultra-iteration, you will lack raw bandwidth. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "end-to-end TQC". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. We will innovate the buzzword "open-source". We have proven we know that if you seize nano-proactively then you may also aggregate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the industry jargon "B2C". Without appropriate functionalities, aggregation are forced to become customized. Think robust. What does the term "strategic" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to productize. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to actualize vertically. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think super-seamless. We will mesh the term "compelling". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does the term "cutting-edge, robust" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ASP. The capacity to e-enable magnetically leads to the aptitude to benchmark strategically. Think affiliate-based. Think granular. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, fractal bloatware are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will redefine the aptitude of all-hands meetings to e-enable. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of wireless efficient technologies. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to leverage intuitively. Without meticulously-planned back-end TQC, mindshare are forced to become B2B, client-focused. We will maximize the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Think dot-com. Is it more important for something to be global or to be short-term? Have you ever had to engineer your web-enabled feature set? In one step? Think intra-backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also redefine globally. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Think client-focused. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end initiatives and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you optimize iteravely then you may also productize intuitively. We will enable the industry jargon "seamless". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our capability to expedite.