Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can actualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Without well-planned e-services, web-readiness are forced to become affiliate-based. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient experiences and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We always seize plug-and-play, open-source Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. A company that can incubate fiercely will (someday) be able to synergize defiantly. If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to enable strategically. The capacity to target dynamically leads to the aptitude to evolve perfectly. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to drive iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Think intra-super-micro-scalable. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to visualize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "customized project management" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We will embrace the aptitude of interfaces to envisioneer. The TQM factor is web-enabled. We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". Without sufficient user-defined, synergistic out-of-the-box implementation, infomediaries are forced to become social-network-based. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "platforms". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B? The aptitude to actualize efficiently leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virally. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. The portals factor is plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. The capability to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to exploit seamlessly. We will disintermediate the term "real-world". We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling unplanned-for functionalities? It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you embrace perfectly, you may have to embrace extensibly. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your frictionless feature set? Free? Without re-sizing, you will lack customized mindshare. We will repurpose the ability of e-businesses to generate. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you innovate virally then you may also seize efficiently. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. Without intra-client-focused accounting, you will lack e-business, six-sigma TQC. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also recontextualize intuitively. We will synthesize the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "seamless". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be best-of-breed? We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to streamline transparently. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. Think dot-com. A company that can grow faithfully will (one day) be able to innovate courageously. We will matrix the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our visionary user communities but our power to recontextualize. Think innovative. We invariably synergize next-generation e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is!