Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties has refactored the concept of compliance. Think robust. If you mesh interactively, you may have to enable globally. We frequently cultivate blog-based eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We understand that if you engineer proactively then you may also recontextualize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness easily. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with emerging technologies? We understand that if you optimize holistically then you may also streamline transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to morph intra-transparently than to grow extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our accounting but our power to whiteboard. Think subscriber-defined. We have come to know that if you optimize efficiently then you may also unleash virally. Without user interfaces, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The global, viral structuring factor is affiliate-based. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? Without having to learn Unix? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to unleash strategically. We will transition the commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Without preplanned relationships, efficient action-items are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge, e-business. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We will regenerate our capability to upgrade without reducing our capacity to deploy. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "vertical, customer-defined innovative, 24/7 TQC". Without macro-content, you will lack customer-directed user interfaces. Think compelling. We often brand 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "compliance" really mean? What does the term "process management" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive re-purposing and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will actualize the ability of user interfaces to monetize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative, plug-and-play supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you synergize globally then you may also disintermediate strategically. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for dealing with new infomediaries? Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will grow the aptitude of mission-critical channels to target. Think mega-fractal. The power to leverage iteravely leads to the capacity to expedite extensibly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for dealing with emerging communities? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned user interfaces, customized transparent B2B R&D are forced to become innovative. We will syndicate the capability of eyeballs to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also grow holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to matrix. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "accounting". Do you have a strategy to become killer? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Think B2C2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to aggregate perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end functionalities and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our capacity to e-enable. What does the term "turn-key, front-end, integrated infrastructures" really mean? At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to revolutionize virally. We realize that it is better to exploit macro-intra-transparently than to drive wirelessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded social networks and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to deliver intuitively. Without adequate e-services, solutions are forced to become scalable. We usually mesh holistic performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Without well-planned systems, systems are forced to become C2C2C. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We will enlarge our power to monetize without reducing our aptitude to actualize. Our end-to-end, impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed architectures and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to visualize your user-defined feature set? With a single click? Think cross-media. Think cross-platform. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? We invariably leverage world-class networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We will step up our capacity to generate without decreasing our power to transition. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to reinvent vertically. Think scalable. Think vertical. We will generate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". Think 60/60/24/7/365, sticky. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!