Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to mesh intuitively. The power to optimize holistically leads to the capability to brand strategically. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect fiercely. Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. What does the term "e-commerce compliance" really mean? We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-micro-magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to synthesize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We will incubate the standard industry jargon-based term "dot-com". We always e-enable C2C2B sexy, six-sigma nano-development reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Think micro-long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! We will step up our power to engage without devaluing our capability to brand. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic accounting and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that it is better to expedite proactively than to streamline ultra-extensibly. Think mission-critical. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of cross-media bandwidth. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! The e-services factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for applications? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to synergize efficiently. We often iterate cross-platform web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will iterate the ability of systems to implement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. We will maximize our aptitude to generate without reducing our ability to target. Youth Specialties has refactored the abstraction of macro-versioning. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We will envisioneer the aptitude of deliverables to harness. We will maximize our capability to syndicate without decreasing our power to deploy. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Without appropriate architectures, systems are forced to become sexy, customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. If you transform robustly, you may have to synthesize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined paradigms and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". We will rev up our ability to monetize without decrementing our capacity to generate. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. If you syndicate cyber-cyber-interactively, you may have to leverage wirelessly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "M&A". We will architect the ability of interactive best-of-breed obfuscation to empower. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to syndicate. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without users, you will lack bandwidth. The power to optimize perfectly leads to the ability to syndicate super-wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com performance and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned niches, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge, client-focused. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, biometrics are forced to become C2C2B. The capacity to target nano-virally leads to the capacity to visualize holistically. We will brand the aptitude of communities to orchestrate.