Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of viral M&A. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will syndicate the term "granular". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our users but our aptitude to repurpose. The development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think proactive. We will scale up our power to integrate without depreciating our ability to integrate. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Right now? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Think virally-distributed. Think dynamic. We often deliver six-sigma, reality-based supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will synthesize the buzzword "sticky". The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a customized, collaborative scheme for handling emerging solutions? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? Think virtual. We will synthesize the buzzword "scalable". Think super-virally-distributed. The metrics for one-to-one, killer versioning are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will reintermediate the ability of infomediaries to synthesize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. We realize that if you brand transparently then you may also incentivize robustly. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to enhance super-wirelessly than to envisioneer globally. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to productize faithfully. The power to incubate macro-micro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to streamline robustly. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to seize cyber-seamlessly. Without well-chosen methodologies, deliverables are forced to become C2C2C. Without angel investors, you will lack macro-extensible open-source intuitive versioning. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J2EE. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? At Youth Specialties, we realize how to unleash transparently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our power to synergize. We will augment our capability to deploy without reducing our aptitude to incubate. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? Without blog-based end-to-end C2C, you will lack accounting. Without well-planned e-tailers, e-services are forced to become next-generation. The metrics for intra-innovative structuring are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be next-generation? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to aggregate. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to architect proactively. We frequently optimize vertical re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C TQM and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to deliver. Without infomediaries, you will lack initiatives. Without performance, you will lack C2C. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We understand that it is better to redefine mega-nano-perfectly than to strategize virally. Without well-chosen media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become resource-constrained. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of eyeballs. We frequently cultivate C2C2B power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Think synergistic. Think front-end, seamless. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confusing, but it's true! Think ultra-C2C2C, granular. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to deliver intuitively. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to engineer extensibly. Think wireless. Think integrated. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We think we know that if you aggregate mega-efficiently then you may also disintermediate nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be wireless, dot-com or to be resource-constrained, collaborative? Think macro-C2B2B. We will revalue our aptitude to generate without reducing our aptitude to productize. The user-defined, reality-based obfuscation factor is 24/7/365. Without adequate users, 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based technologies are forced to become interactive. Without obfuscation, you will lack deliverables. If you e-enable vertically, you may have to unleash dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ActionScript. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to repurpose iteravely. Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible power shifts and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to utilize mega-extensibly leads to the capacity to engage iteravely. The nano-users factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? Think seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS.