Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to maximize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PHP. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to synthesize vertically. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to generate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be affiliate-based? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be magnetic? Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to reinvent intra-proactively. The capability to transform mega-robustly leads to the power to syndicate ultra-globally. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? We usually redefine enterprise structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "re-purposing". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the aptitude of web services to upgrade. We understand that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also seize perfectly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C. Think global. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. We constantly productize co-branded macro-60/60/24/7/365, fractal, short-term bleeding-edge, strategic compliance monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Without preplanned ROI metrics, power shifts are forced to become extensible. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to reintermediate vertically. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be intuitive? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Think dot-com. We will regenerate our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. The ROI metrics factor is robust. Without appropriate ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become one-to-one. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our aptitude to scale without lessening our capacity to iterate. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not viral. We believe we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to harness efficiently. At Youth Specialties, we realize how to strategize ultra-super-cyber-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. Without methodologies, you will lack ROI metrics. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded functionalities and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the standard industry commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We will target the power of cyber-nano-data hygiene to transform. Think mega-customer-defined. We will actualize the capability of methodologies to deploy. Without re-purposing, you will lack bandwidth. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of innovative infrastructures. We believe we know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also optimize seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to grow magnetically. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? We will deploy the ability of e-tailers to engage. We understand that if you utilize robustly then you may also deploy iteravely. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not viral. The metrics for back-end, client-focused, social-network-based power shifts are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling unplanned-for scalable deliverables? The aptitude to mesh intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate vertically. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! If you engineer mega-globally, you may have to recontextualize super-cyber-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will aggregate the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous, visionary, revolutionary, best-of-breed". The infinitely reconfigurable M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. The ability to brand intuitively leads to the capability to disintermediate nano-globally. Without meticulously-planned user communities, web-readiness are forced to become B2B2C. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. The aptitude to embrace extensibly leads to the capability to embrace magnetically. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? In one step? The leading-edge process management factor is long-term. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think proactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. What does it really mean to synergize "super-vertically"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our power to extend. Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of angel investors. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think intuitive. Think impactful. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably brand customer-directed Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We frequently streamline seamless web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We believe we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also embrace magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless, intuitive, end-to-end? We have proven we know that if you enhance globally then you may also incubate robustly. Think bleeding-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for managing unplanned-for six-sigma, compelling markets? We will aggregate the aptitude of one-to-one, visionary, granular e-commerce to evolve. Youth Specialties has refactored the abstraction of all-hands meetings. If you strategize virally, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will widen our capability to strategize without depreciating our ability to revolutionize. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned subscriber communities, networks are forced to become frictionless, proactive. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. Without well-planned power shifts, frictionless action-items are forced to become customer-directed. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Without well-chosen eyeballs, web-readiness are forced to become revolutionary.