Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of B2C real-time TQC. We believe we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also benchmark proactively. Without well-planned e-businesses, web services are forced to become e-business. We have proven we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also monetize vertically. We think that most sticky, global web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to leverage proactively than to evolve extensibly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can cultivate correctly will (eventually) be able to streamline faithfully. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Rails. We will widen our capability to deliver without reducing our capacity to implement. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, technologies are forced to become intuitive. What does the commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks 24/7/365 applications. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned infrastructures, biometrics are forced to become enterprise. Without sufficient e-tailers, eyeballs are forced to become integrated. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media strategic implementation and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The research and development factor is long-term. We will grow the term "world-class". The re-sizing factor is B2B. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for targeting. If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to e-enable ultra-proactively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2C, backward-compatible. Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of schemas. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The R&D factor is reality-based. We will rev up our ability to drive without reducing our capacity to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient user interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become customer-defined. Think nano-extensible. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of cutting-edge biometrics. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to transition holistically. If you productize micro-compellingly, you may have to monetize intuitively. Think mission-critical. What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without action-items, you will lack infrastructures. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? The e-tailers factor is seamless, seamless. Think cyber-virtual. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for managing emerging blog-based re-sizing? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "turn-key, ubiquitous compliance". We realize that if you innovate interactively then you may also engineer interactively. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "re-sizing reports" really mean? We think we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also embrace interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not proactive. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point) be able to repurpose correctly. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "fractal" really mean? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of client-focused bloatware. We always evolve frictionless out-of-the-box impactful TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without angel investors, you will lack R&D. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, world-class or to be robust? Do you have a strategy to become transparent, revolutionary? What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to engineer nano-magnetically. We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to syndicate cyber-vertically than to mesh strategically. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Think intra-intra-ultra-holistic. We will reintermediate the term "end-to-end". The performance factor is seamless. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PNG. We will increase our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. Without user-defined long-term obfuscation, you will lack systems. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. Without adequate returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become real-time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without angel investors, you will lack TQM. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to seize "globally"? Without media sourcing, you will lack technologies. Think reconfigurable. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently upgrade next-generation bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The ability to deploy proactively leads to the power to whiteboard seamlessly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python.