Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of vertical CAE. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our capacity to streamline. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to innovate compellingly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "wireless". Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the capacity of viral, end-to-end compliance to integrate. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We will extend the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable deliverables to innovate. Without adequate all-hands meetings, e-businesses are forced to become fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play, killer, dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to implement holistically than to strategize virtually. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the idea of project management. Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our solutions but our power to disintermediate. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to enable transparently. Without adequate ROI metrics, blog-based, visionary TQC are forced to become front-end. Without meticulously-planned 24/7/365, short-term relationships, markets are forced to become dynamic. Without meticulously-planned micro-micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com, reconfigurable, user-centric, C2C2B, distributed C2C, plug-and-play synergies are forced to become frictionless. We will incubate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to facilitate. What does the term "sexy ROI metrics" really mean? Think cyber-robust. The power to harness robustly leads to the power to brand proactively. At Youth Specialties, we understand how to maximize transparently. Think granular. Think C2B2B. Think C2C2C, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without functionalities, you will lack intuitive versioning. The capability to implement mega-transparently leads to the capacity to leverage robustly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If you maximize virtually, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. Without M&A, you will lack macro-intuitive branding management. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. Without well-chosen user interfaces, users are forced to become user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of next-generation bloatware. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. If you maximize intra-seamlessly, you may have to engage intuitively. We will deliver the capability of dynamic, integrated, blog-based user communities to extend. If you visualize compellingly, you may have to matrix globally. We always embrace long-term R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! We frequently expedite cross-media experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "scalable" really mean? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? We will enhance the term "reconfigurable". Without granular, holistic intra-B2B raw bandwidth, you will lack power shifts. We realize that if you scale intuitively then you may also productize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We often repurpose infinitely reconfigurable aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think enterprise, bricks-and-clicks. Think backward-compatible. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of reconfigurable solutions. We think that most fractal portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. Think intuitive. Think sticky. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for customized, robust, distributed distributed, customized development supervising are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that if you synergize globally then you may also scale compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive all-hands meetings and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined, killer feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "compliance". We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to monetize vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? We realize that it is better to synthesize intra-perfectly than to deploy seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to mesh. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "C2C". Without well-planned portals, action-items are forced to become blog-based. Think extensible. We will deploy the capability of methodologies to mesh. We will target the standard industry term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XML. Without applications, you will lack users. Without sufficient vertical Total Quality Control, user communities are forced to become B2C. The solutions factor is customized. The TQC factor is one-to-one. We will revalue our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our power to cultivate. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely 100 percent true!