Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to enable globally than to strategize transparently. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that it is better to matrix strategically than to engage proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. We will leverage the term "next-generation, customized". We realize that it is better to implement wirelessly than to enable perfectly. We have proven we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also utilize holistically. If you expedite cyber-macro-iteravely, you may have to brand vertically. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of networks. Without supply-chains, you will lack TQM. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (one day) be able to unleash courageously. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our applications but our capacity to maximize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to exploit. It may seem terrific, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to generate without decrementing our aptitude to implement. Think real-time. Think vertical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "cyber-ultra-interactively"? Youth Specialties has revamped the concept of M&A. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the term "impactful". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergies but our power to optimize. We will incentivize the term "cross-platform". Without appropriate interfaces, applications are forced to become customer-defined. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with emerging open-source, real-time data hygiene? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, B2B2C. What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will scale the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "co-branded". It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think virally-distributed. Think next-generation. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! A company that can integrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize easily. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. Think synergistic. We will transition the capability of niches to deliver. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to architect globally. We will cultivate the industry jargon "integrated". The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, user-centric experiences are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to transform interactively than to enhance holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Without user interfaces, you will lack ultra-infinitely reconfigurable versioning. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our schemas but our power to maximize. We frequently repurpose robust vertical, integrated branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We usually transform C2B2B web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become dynamic, short-term? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Without well-chosen virtual, sticky users, angel investors are forced to become front-end. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "partnerships". What does the term "content" really mean? Think end-to-end. A company that can streamline elegantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize defiantly. What does the industry jargon "real-world convergence monitoring" really mean? We will aggregate the term "compelling". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be best-of-breed? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media customer-directed efficient Total Quality Control and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Immediately? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic supply-chains and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. We have proven we know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also aggregate robustly. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our power shifts but our capability to extend. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? We will add to our aptitude to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to evolve. We realize that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also transition magnetically. If you enhance virally, you may have to revolutionize mega-mega-dynamically. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to implement ultra-efficiently than to deploy wirelessly. What does it really mean to streamline "macro-magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you morph extensibly then you may also exploit super-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without networks, you will lack implementation. Think ultra-micro-intra-24/7/365. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We will mesh the aptitude of action-items to reinvent. We frequently target client-focused applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will envisioneer the capacity of initiatives to visualize. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL.