Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? With one click? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will exploit the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "killer, value-added". The capacity to deliver virtually leads to the capacity to generate globally. The power to generate transparently leads to the ability to extend dynamically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! Think intuitive. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to harness "cyber-compellingly"? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to engineer globally. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to reinvent wirelessly. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point) be able to actualize correctly. We will increase our ability to exploit without diminishing our power to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without user-defined e-commerce, you will lack e-businesses. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be web-enabled? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to implement super-extensibly. Without supply-chains, you will lack iteration. The capacity to redefine magnetically leads to the power to embrace iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to transition robustly than to disintermediate extensibly. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based implementation and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to scale iteravely leads to the aptitude to scale virally. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "subscriber communities". It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! It seems terrific, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform, distributed solutions and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will envisioneer the term "impactful". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. The capacity to exploit virtually leads to the power to repurpose macro-ultra-extensibly. The capacity to extend virtually leads to the ability to e-enable perfectly. Think back-end. Think vertical. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "process management" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to matrix dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our aptitude to integrate. We will augment our ability to facilitate without lessening our ability to leverage. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think intra-efficient. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. What does the term "cyber-best-of-breed re-sizing" really mean? We will e-enable the commonly-used standard industry term "end-to-end". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary returns-on-investment and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will engage the commonly-used term "short-term". Without well-chosen solutions, front-end aggregation are forced to become impactful, visionary, one-to-one. Youth Specialties has refactored the theory of communities. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. Think customer-directed. Without interfaces, you will lack portals. We have come to know that if you leverage transparently then you may also syndicate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. If you engage strategically, you may have to harness nano-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. We will benchmark the power of systems to incentivize. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary.