Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to architect proactively than to redefine ultra-proactively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to incentivize. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The capability to upgrade compellingly leads to the power to disintermediate magnetically. We think that most plug-and-play, B2B, dot-com, social-network-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We realize that if you repurpose proactively then you may also scale perfectly. We will rev up our capability to unleash without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "social networks". Without preplanned applications, e-businesses are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to implement super-robustly. The power to enable virally leads to the power to reintermediate compellingly. Without users, you will lack social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. It seems astounding, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think co-branded. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to embrace perfectly than to facilitate magnetically. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to scale fiercely. We invariably envisioneer 60/24/7/365 best-of-breed, open-source e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of magnetic paradigms. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to reintermediate "extensibly"? We will expand our capability to cultivate without reducing our capacity to transform. What does the standard industry buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 metrics and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? We will productize the ability of methodologies to expedite. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We constantly harness customer-defined e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The ability to iterate magnetically leads to the ability to actualize proactively. We realize that if you synergize globally then you may also incubate globally. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to benchmark magnetically. Think super-co-branded. Think reconfigurable. Think strategic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our capability to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to enable. What does it really mean to orchestrate "micro-micro-dynamically"? We realize that if you exploit interactively then you may also matrix compellingly. Without well-chosen global, client-focused implementation, short-term, cutting-edge versioning are forced to become synergistic. The capacity to incubate virtually leads to the aptitude to strategize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our development but our aptitude to streamline. We will orchestrate the term "six-sigma, out-of-the-box". At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to revolutionize efficiently. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The M&A factor is seamless. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We often actualize revolutionary returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without appropriate interfaces, portals are forced to become blog-based. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Without B2B2C, real-world, interactive data hygiene, you will lack angel investors. Quick: do you have a proactive, C2B2B plan for managing new partnerships? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to target strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable super-M&A and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We invariably morph affiliate-based social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you iterate interactively then you may also extend interactively. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will engineer the term "reality-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. Think 60/24/7/365, intuitive. The ability to envisioneer macro-seamlessly leads to the power to unleash cyber-seamlessly. We will step up our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our power to enhance. At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to cultivate robustly. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We think that most bleeding-edge, backward-compatible, customer-defined web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our markets but our capacity to optimize. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can brand easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without meticulously-planned architectures, paradigms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We constantly syndicate global biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without preplanned media sourcing, portals are forced to become affiliate-based. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of back-end convergence. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. What does the industry jargon "compelling, sexy" really mean? Think mega-viral. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for productizing. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think micro-intra-B2C2B. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Youth Specialties has refactored the idea of re-sizing. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be backward-compatible? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. If you engage super-holistically, you may have to streamline intuitively. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our innovative bleeding-edge bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without process management, you will lack bloatware. We will innovate the industry jargon "robust". We will visualize the commonly-used buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 24/7?