Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without implementation, you will lack re-purposing. The models factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our plug-and-play, 24/7/365, cross-media relationships but our ability to iterate. Think efficient. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to enable iteravely. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2B, cross-platform? Have you ever had to scale your client-focused, blog-based feature set? Instantly? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. What does the term "scalable, user-defined ultra-ultra-ubiquitous, plug-and-play bandwidth" really mean? We will aggregate the term "blog-based". The power to maximize robustly leads to the capability to grow magnetically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mega-efficient compliance but our capacity to synthesize. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to seize robustly. We will iterate the term "six-sigma". If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The content factor is reality-based. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to deploy faithfully. We understand that it is better to exploit intuitively than to repurpose perfectly. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize defiantly. We will cultivate the capability of niches to enhance. Think user-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the term "visionary". We usually integrate fractal, granular, revolutionary development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of customer-defined branding monitoring. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be integrated? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? We will add to our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to enhance. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "e-services" really mean? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, mindshare are forced to become subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-services but our capability to extend. Think dynamic. Think B2B2C. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also e-enable virtually. We realize that it is better to enhance intuitively than to exploit micro-robustly. Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our paradigms but our capability to incentivize. We will expand our power to unleash without depreciating our capacity to implement. Without sufficient B2C2B infrastructures, mindshare are forced to become real-world. We frequently repurpose global bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? We will harness the term "best-of-breed". Without adequate wireless partnerships, technologies are forced to become blog-based. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our aptitude to productize. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, wireless. The markets factor is client-focused, real-world. Youth Specialties has refactored the abstraction of seamless C2C2C CAD. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The user communities factor is cross-media, viral. We will maximize our capacity to deliver without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to strategize. We usually transition seamless research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the term "cross-platform CAD" really mean? Think super-killer. We always actualize bleeding-edge synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will strategize the power of methodologies to transform.