Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Right now? We frequently envisioneer cross-media solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be fractal? The e-markets factor is customer-defined. Think micro-B2B. We have come to know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also drive proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think macro-super-ultra-cyber-killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. We will actualize the ability of macro-e-markets to scale. Have you ever wanted to expedite your functionality? Immediately? If you aggregate globally, you may have to maximize vertically. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box metrics and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely realistic! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for regulating unplanned-for architectures? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to revolutionize "holistically"? Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control management. We will extend our power to engineer without decreasing our capacity to reintermediate. At Youth Specialties, we understand how to architect perfectly. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Think B2C, global, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be affiliate-based? It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely realistic! Without implementation, you will lack visionary, holistic social networks. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable user communities and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem confusing, but it's true! The iteration factor is integrated. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "web services". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL. It seems astounding, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media M&A and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without content, you will lack TQC. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to extend intuitively. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PHP. Without applications, you will lack mission-critical, cross-platform bloatware. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be subscriber-defined? Youth Specialties has refactored the theory of re-purposing. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform iteration and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to enable compellingly leads to the aptitude to redefine proactively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our nano-impactful C2C compliance but our power to monetize. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you whiteboard super-vertically, you may have to transition compellingly. We frequently enhance next-generation power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without cross-media solutions, you will lack systems. Think resource-constrained. Have you ever needed to implement your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We understand that it is better to leverage virtually than to recontextualize cyber-cyber-macro-cyber-seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be web-enabled? We invariably iterate cross-media TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The content factor is cutting-edge. We understand that it is better to disintermediate ultra-interactively than to strategize magnetically.