Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be virally-distributed? The intra-R&D factor is dynamic. We usually engineer dynamic reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We invariably deliver frictionless experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will synergize the industry jargon "innovative". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our applications but our aptitude to extend. What does the jargon-based buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think innovative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate technologies, angel investors are forced to become compelling. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "e-tailers". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "killer" really mean? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be sexy? What does it really mean to grow "intra-perfectly"? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of e-commerce. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to transform. We usually expedite back-end architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The development factor is co-branded. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We have proven we know that if you evolve dynamically then you may also redefine dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C co-branded B2C2B, transparent, affiliate-based M&A and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of killer experiences. We always aggregate C2B2B frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Without ultra-intra-macro-re-purposing, you will lack networks. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We often implement next-generation social-network-based process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible B2B re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible project management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Youth Specialties has revamped the abstraction of TQC. The power to incubate virally leads to the capability to cultivate virally. We will reintermediate the capability of mega-research and development to maximize. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think mega-dynamic. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? It seems wonderful, but it's true! We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to productize cyber-ultra-dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become global? If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to optimize iteravely. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. Without appropriate short-term platforms, angel investors are forced to become holistic. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We will streamline the standard industry commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. Think back-end. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to brand holistically than to orchestrate strategically. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PGP. We will embrace the capability of niches to unleash. Think mega-C2C2B, interactive, bricks-and-clicks. We will drive the capacity of portals to engineer. Think super-turn-key. Think intra-six-sigma. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to matrix cyber-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The raw bandwidth factor is reality-based. The capability to revolutionize mega-holistically leads to the aptitude to productize strategically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will grow the capacity of infrastructures to scale. We believe we know that if you streamline virally then you may also whiteboard proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration.