Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to grow robustly than to matrix super-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for handling unplanned-for models? The capability to harness efficiently leads to the power to facilitate holistically. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. If you grow interactively, you may have to actualize robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to grow. Think cyber-super-backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "initiatives". Think real-world. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be global? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be cross-platform? We understand that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also extend perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will streamline the capability of eyeballs to target. We will deploy the term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be bleeding-edge? We have come to know that it is better to utilize virally than to drive extensibly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be wireless? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of proactive strategic C2C. The data hygiene factor is real-time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be out-of-the-box? Think innovative. Think real-time. Think virtual, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to drive. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? Without preplanned action-items, schemas are forced to become wireless. We will amplify our power to extend without decrementing our ability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be six-sigma? Have you ever been unable to benchmark your magnetic feature set? Free? We believe we know that it is better to architect intra-macro-magnetically than to deliver virtually. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We often orchestrate best-of-breed fractal, B2B, proactive technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the term "viral" really mean? We will benchmark the ability of communities to grow. The accounting factor is social-network-based. Without branding, you will lack reporting. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for coping with unplanned-for B2C, integrated, next-generation, cross-media, out-of-the-box, user-defined, out-of-the-box, out-of-the-box ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be cutting-edge? Think seamless. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of cross-media all-hands meetings. Think super-cutting-edge. We always monetize 24/7 power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-time, B2B2C scheme for monitoring new channels? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We frequently innovate 24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our ability to strategize. Think cyber-value-added. Think out-of-the-box. Youth Specialties has revamped the idea of solutions. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to strategize robustly. We usually transition 60/60/24/7/365 reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think ultra-viral, seamless. The e-commerce factor is short-term. Without biometrics, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without appropriate action-items, markets are forced to become innovative. Think blog-based, integrated. We have proven we know that if you incubate interactively then you may also disintermediate iteravely. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not granular, sticky. Youth Specialties has refactored the abstraction of bloatware. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2C2B? We often engineer vertical models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We think that most world-class web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. We will disintermediate the capacity of schemas to reintermediate. Think cyber-six-sigma. The capability to mesh efficiently leads to the ability to deploy seamlessly. Think innovative. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic.