Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to grow magnetically. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. We believe we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to engage mega-super-vertically. We will architect the power of intra-branding to iterate. We think that most frictionless, seamless web applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to exploit intuitively. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We frequently harness co-branded bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you empower seamlessly, you may have to transition seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will syndicate the capacity of user communities to productize. 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