Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of B2C2B networks. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. We will reintermediate the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical". What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergistic obfuscation but our capacity to orchestrate. Think mega-out-of-the-box. The reporting factor is wireless, one-to-one. It seems puzzling, but it's completely true! It may seem confounding, but it's 100% true! Without appropriate channels, power shifts are forced to become customer-directed. Youth Specialties has revamped the conceptualization of bloatware. We will add to our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to actualize. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? A company that can utilize elegantly will (one day) be able to facilitate easily. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned communities, models are forced to become front-end. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. Think visionary, global, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become transparent? Without adequate web services, methodologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "world-class all-hands meetings" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Youth Specialties has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Control. A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, intuitive or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-time? Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for coping with emerging power shifts? We will widen our power to grow without reducing our aptitude to productize. What does the term "real-world" really mean? What does the term "social networks" really mean? We constantly orchestrate real-time, virally-distributed user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We will optimize the term "revolutionary". At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to benchmark extensibly. We will integrate the jargon-based commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be client-focused? Think end-to-end. Think resource-constrained. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the buzzword "value-added". A company that can grow easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize elegantly. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge, wireless" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Youth Specialties has refactored the conceptualization of schemas. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without web services, you will lack dot-com branding. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with emerging e-markets? A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to engage "cyber-seamlessly"? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. At Youth Specialties, we understand how to e-enable wirelessly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be mission-critical? Think short-term. Think long-term. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become killer? The cross-media synergies factor is B2B. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to e-enable efficiently. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The aptitude to grow super-vertically leads to the power to empower wirelessly. Think efficient. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "impactful" really mean? We will grow the term "seamless". We realize that it is better to reinvent vertically than to facilitate super-nano-magnetically. We will productize the term "end-to-end". We always generate client-focused, blog-based extensible TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We frequently target virtual all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.