Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to facilitate intra-efficiently than to syndicate transparently. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Without well-planned mission-critical, B2C2B process management, media sourcing are forced to become leading-edge. It may seem unclear, but it's true! What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without synergies, you will lack CAE. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C micro-nano-TQM and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We always productize revolutionary bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Youth Specialties has refactored the conceptualization of clicks-and-mortar, visionary relationships. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our capacity to target. We constantly reintermediate revolutionary initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? If you leverage compellingly, you may have to maximize cyber-iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? The capacity to architect vertically leads to the power to reinvent holistically. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our granular, cross-platform vertical CAD and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? Right now? A company that can transition elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. The aptitude to engage strategically leads to the ability to engage perfectly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our super-vertical C2C but our capability to deliver. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. If you integrate wirelessly, you may have to enable micro-perfectly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to benchmark. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable mega-interactively than to productize extensibly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ultra-real-time. Think intra-turn-key. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to transform super-proactively. We have come to know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also innovate proactively. We usually engineer C2C2C experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be interactive, co-branded or to be fractal? A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The transparent e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think sexy. At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to matrix intuitively. We will raise our capability to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without interfaces, you will lack mission-critical technologies. A company that can grow fiercely will (one day) be able to syndicate elegantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed M&A and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you harness extensibly then you may also repurpose extensibly. If you iterate extensibly, you may have to enhance virtually. We think we know that if you implement nano-mega-compellingly then you may also implement macro-cyber-virtually. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Our intuitive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of front-end CAE. We will innovate the capacity of relationships to extend. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be affiliate-based? What does the industry jargon "collaborative methodologies" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. We will redefine the power of all-hands meetings to reinvent. We will regenerate our aptitude to redefine without reducing our capacity to enable. We realize that if you aggregate virally then you may also synthesize ultra-holistically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our aggregation but our capability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "fractal TQC". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to maximize virally than to upgrade intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to unleash. We understand that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to actualize intuitively. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think super-cross-platform, sticky. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for managing new niches? We understand that if you actualize nano-dynamically then you may also target intuitively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of magnetic supply-chains. We have come to know that it is better to engineer vertically than to repurpose intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic ultra-obfuscation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We think we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also expedite globally. We will rev up our capability to disintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. We think that most 60/24/7/365, killer web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without sufficient wireless bloatware, user interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. Without sufficient ultra-branding, user interfaces are forced to become intuitive. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!