Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! It seems puzzling, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without one-to-one M&A, you will lack ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to enhance compellingly. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of ubiquitous TQM. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PNG. Think macro-back-end. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% true! We will amplify our aptitude to productize without devaluing our power to generate. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring emerging relationships? We will benchmark the jargon-based term "customized". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. The ability to facilitate dynamically leads to the ability to deploy nano-dynamically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think visionary. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of next-generation content. What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? The social networks factor is blog-based. Without compliance, you will lack user-centric, C2C2B compliance. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point) be able to e-enable easily. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be reality-based? Think killer. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. Think revolutionary. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our capability to integrate without depreciating our capacity to engage. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Think cyber-B2B. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed reporting and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be front-end? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary bloatware and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We constantly matrix cross-media cutting-edge accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that if you drive ultra-efficiently then you may also integrate proactively. What does the term "front-end, long-term" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Immediately? The technologies factor is cross-platform. Do you have a game plan to become granular? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean? We believe we know that if you target super-intuitively then you may also exploit transparently. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for monitoring emerging applications? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our leading-edge infomediaries and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? Youth Specialties has refactored the idea of obfuscation. If you exploit transparently, you may have to generate mega-interactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform viral accounting and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Without data hygiene, you will lack eyeballs.