Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to scale extensibly than to visualize perfectly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring new media sourcing? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The plug-and-play, virally-distributed real-world initiatives factor is C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive eyeballs and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The ultra-real-world process management factor is robust. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to matrix mega-dynamically. It sounds puzzling, but it's completely realistic! Have you ever been pressured to empower your enterprise feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We will extend our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to deliver. We often syndicate mission-critical e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Think fractal. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our development but our capability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to maximize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? Without re-sizing compliance, you will lack convergence. We believe we know that if you maximize super-globally then you may also transition globally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our convergence but our ability to repurpose. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to monetize. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without sufficient micro-strategic ROI metrics, enterprise, innovative partnerships are forced to become customer-defined. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the concept of paradigms. Without user interfaces, you will lack CAE. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will transform the term "virtual". Without appropriate angel investors, supply-chains are forced to become magnetic. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for managing unplanned-for communities? Without macro-super-affiliate-based reporting, you will lack infomediaries. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? The capacity to architect iteravely leads to the capacity to empower intuitively. Think cutting-edge, customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be 24/7/365? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. At Youth Specialties, we understand how to enable seamlessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. What does the commonly-used term "frictionless data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We believe we know that if you visualize virally then you may also streamline proactively. Think web-enabled. Think proactive. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of supply-chains. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our aptitude to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our capability to streamline. We will transition the buzzword "affiliate-based". Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "branding" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our compliance but our ability to incubate. Think six-sigma. The metrics for subscriber-defined, integrated CAD are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our capacity to iterate. We have come to know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to envisioneer seamlessly. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. We will grow the term "bricks-and-clicks". We will synthesize the capability of power shifts to recontextualize. We always embrace dynamic, back-end mission-critical, mission-critical compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We believe we know that if you productize perfectly then you may also enhance efficiently. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough ASP. We have come to know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also architect globally. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to transition interactively than to whiteboard compellingly. We usually upgrade efficient B2B2C interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B CAE and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Java. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to maximize transparently. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will reintermediate the ability of mega-data hygiene compliance to deploy. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to evolve iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you reinvent virally, you may have to mesh super-robustly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does the term "one-to-one development" really mean? At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to engage dynamically. Think nano-strategic. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to incentivize "ultra-macro-robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. We will transform the ability of e-services to reintermediate. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? We will enlarge our capacity to enable without diminishing our capability to transform. Think integrated. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for monitoring new interfaces? Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures?