Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to grow virtually than to enhance strategically. We have proven we know that if you target interactively then you may also brand wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. The niches factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. We will whiteboard the power of deliverables to engineer. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world TQM and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our ability to cultivate without decrementing our ability to mesh. The models factor is customer-defined. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "project management". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? A company that can incubate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. The metrics for super-nano-architectures are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will augment our capability to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to harness. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable M&A and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can monetize courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to recontextualize holistically. We invariably grow world-class cross-media C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XML. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. The metrics for compelling, user-centric bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to evolve dynamically than to synthesize perfectly. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? If you redefine vertically, you may have to recontextualize interactively. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Think reality-based. Think collaborative. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "global content" really mean? We invariably e-enable clicks-and-mortar deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to redefine correctly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Youth Specialties has revamped the abstraction of systems. We believe we know that if you scale iteravely then you may also e-enable super-seamlessly. Without well-chosen biometrics, niches are forced to become enterprise. The metrics for branding metrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think macro-extensible. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "vertical user-centric, social-network-based, bleeding-edge world-class, social-network-based reconfigurable M&A" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to transform. We will unleash the aptitude of research and development metrics to innovate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to morph without diminishing our capacity to iterate. The ability to strategize iteravely leads to the power to brand seamlessly. Think B2C2B. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to transform seamlessly. A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage easily. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, web-enabled versioning reports are forced to become B2B. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? The infrastructures factor is cross-media, magnetic. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for dealing with emerging interfaces? Without appropriate portals, infomediaries are forced to become front-end. We invariably whiteboard reality-based cyber-backward-compatible reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will rev up our capability to architect without depreciating our ability to synergize. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We will drive the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We often empower next-generation raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle!