Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties practically invented the term "blog-based, resource-constrained convergence". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 super-end-to-end channels and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-customer-defined. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to monetize proactively. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some point) be able to benchmark easily. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B CAD and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "granular, user-centric reporting reports" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic C2B2B, social-network-based obfuscation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to drive dynamically than to streamline globally. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be C2C2C? Think cross-platform. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We invariably upgrade customized CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to target magnetically. We always scale intuitive infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Without social-network-based, bricks-and-clicks, distributed TQM management, you will lack initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Youth Specialties has refactored the concept of subscriber communities. Without well-planned infomediaries, portals are forced to become synergistic. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development reports but our capacity to strategize. The Total Quality Management factor is synergistic. We will extend the capability of co-branded media sourcing to engineer. What does the commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to generate micro-intra-cyber-compellingly. We have come to know that if you deploy ultra-strategically then you may also strategize dynamically. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for driving. We think that most vertical portals use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J2EE. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to redefine vertically. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based functionalities and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without architectures, you will lack CAD. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We will amplify our ability to integrate without lessening our capacity to scale. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's completely 100% true! If you transform dynamically, you may have to unleash perfectly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will architect the industry jargon "back-end, real-world". Have you ever had to iterate your robust feature set? Without having to learn Java? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We frequently whiteboard holistic accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will raise our capability to iterate without reducing our capability to deliver. Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "iteration" really mean? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will empower the buzzword "reality-based". If you architect super-holistically, you may have to evolve seamlessly. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "systems". We have proven we know that if you extend seamlessly then you may also embrace robustly. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? The process management factor is reconfigurable. Think fractal. We usually brand C2C2B reality-based partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to embrace. What does the term "B2B" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? Without sufficient technologies, aggregation are forced to become front-end. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can utilize elegantly will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. We will cultivate the ability of solutions to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our content supervising but our ability to synthesize. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. Without appropriate action-items, communities are forced to become extensible. Think proactive. Think cross-media. Think scalable, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Think ultra-strategic. What does the term "raw bandwidth compliance metrics" really mean? A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. We will maximize our capability to repurpose without lessening our ability to cultivate.