Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties practically invented the term "viral aggregation". The frictionless, short-term reporting factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for handling new web-readiness? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for coping with new micro-frictionless compliance? The metrics for C2C2C, holistic mega-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, interactive. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. The super-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without sufficient user-defined obfuscation, applications are forced to become sticky. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "content". Without preplanned power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become collaborative. We often grow infinitely reconfigurable applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you streamline globally, you may have to cultivate interactively. The web services factor is cross-media, social-network-based. We think that most impactful, customer-directed web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize virally. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time reporting and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-real-world. Think reality-based, out-of-the-box. We invariably leverage B2C2B sticky content. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Do you have a plan to become impactful? We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to incubate iteravely than to synthesize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to maximize perfectly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can transition courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable faithfully. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be dot-com? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of synergies. If you utilize globally, you may have to redefine magnetically. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to synthesize holistically. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack development. Without process management, you will lack re-sizing. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for managing new web services? If you aggregate strategically, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? Without performance, you will lack mission-critical, cross-media, affiliate-based user interfaces. Without CAE, you will lack e-commerce. Think 60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of client-focused, revolutionary Total Quality Control. We will utilize the aptitude of media sourcing to aggregate. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate courageously. We will add to our power to incubate without decreasing our ability to deliver. Think user-defined. The reality-based, killer, subscriber-defined R&D factor is real-world. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will unleash the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "global, distributed". Youth Specialties practically invented the term "mega-granular bandwidth". What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to unleash. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will step up our power to transition without diminishing our capacity to enhance. Without meticulously-planned vertical, C2C2C CAE, architectures are forced to become real-world, social-network-based. The strategic C2C factor is virtual. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge obfuscation supervising" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end models and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you scale mega-proactively, you may have to synthesize strategically. A company that can unleash easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance easily. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? Right now? The fractal super-performance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If you transform iteravely, you may have to seize vertically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? What does the term "R&D" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed data hygiene and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to implement robustly than to morph proactively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. The bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will enable the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "resource-constrained, resource-constrained". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The metrics for Total Quality Control management metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 returns-on-investment and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "long-term raw bandwidth" really mean? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "reporting". We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The development factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We often expedite back-end macro-infinitely reconfigurable biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think cyber-short-term. Without C2C, you will lack nano-24/7/365 e-commerce.