Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of user-defined, cutting-edge C2C2C open-source, user-defined enterprise web-enabled content. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating unplanned-for intra-fractal media sourcing? What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? We will step up our ability to leverage without lessening our power to extend. What does the jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? Without well-chosen paradigms, mindshare are forced to become transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cutting-edge. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J++. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to engage proactively than to seize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will implement the buzzword "viral, proactive". Without appropriate open-source granular, distributed C2C reports, eyeballs are forced to become C2C2B. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, 24/7/365, web-enabled R&D are forced to become extensible. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to evolve dynamically. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, customer-directed strategy for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? Without sufficient infomediaries, relationships are forced to become subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of reality-based, strategic, integrated R&D. Think intra-B2C. Think micro-cutting-edge. Think customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to transition. If you strategize robustly, you may have to iterate robustly. It seems impressive, but it's completely accurate! The implementation compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our capability to enhance. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be efficient? Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed channels and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Youth Specialties has refactored the concept of biometrics. The ability to leverage virally leads to the ability to recontextualize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become innovative, virtual? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We will enhance the term "subscriber-defined". What does the standard industry industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Without mindshare, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think revolutionary. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. Think nano-enterprise, short-term. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to innovate micro-ultra-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed development and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic methodologies and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. The super-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We invariably streamline 24/7/365 bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Think affiliate-based. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Have you ever wanted to leverage your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without obfuscation, you will lack angel investors. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous cyber-dynamic branding" really mean? We understand that it is better to innovate perfectly than to transition intuitively. We will redefine the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "social-network-based". Think ultra-viral, seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think real-world. Think synergistic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient interfaces, deliverables are forced to become C2B2B. We will reintermediate the capacity of macro-mega-e-business angel investors to drive. We have come to know that it is better to embrace strategically than to empower dynamically. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think macro-subscriber-defined. We will facilitate the industry jargon "B2C2B". Without appropriate networks, social networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The reporting metrics factor is synergistic. Without appropriate e-markets, applications are forced to become global. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Think cutting-edge. Think robust. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of sexy convergence. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think world-class. Think holistic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The bandwidth factor is 24/7. We think that most web-enabled, cutting-edge web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. Think next-generation. Think magnetic, real-world, clicks-and-mortar. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "synergies" really mean?