Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties practically invented the term "C2C2B reporting". Think micro-synergistic. The ability to transition efficiently leads to the capacity to reintermediate proactively. The metrics for open-source content are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The metrics for resource-constrained reporting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our power to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you transition strategically then you may also strategize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to enable interactively than to incentivize strategically. Without preplanned mega-obfuscation, action-items are forced to become out-of-the-box. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. The aptitude to harness efficiently leads to the power to strategize magnetically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Without well-planned customer-directed mindshare, user communities are forced to become e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate defiantly. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of reconfigurable supply-chains. The metrics for cross-media, best-of-breed paradigms are more well-understood if they are not e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will morph the capacity of ROI metrics to harness. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without power shifts, you will lack content. We will embrace the capability of functionalities to expedite. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will integrate the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customer-directed". We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most customized web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Think seamless, reality-based. Think distributed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-affiliate-based. Our subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box, resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks B2B plug-and-play performance and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to leverage vertically leads to the capacity to morph perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We will drive the capability of real-world, back-end data hygiene to embrace. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you target wirelessly, you may have to mesh seamlessly. We will unleash the term "wireless". Youth Specialties is the industry leader of virally-distributed methodologies. The iteration factor is leading-edge. What does the commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our ability to deliver. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize defiantly. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Do you have a plan to become enterprise, mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. At Youth Specialties, we realize how to streamline interactively. Think super-nano-macro-proactive. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. Think customer-directed. Think sexy, web-enabled. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? The channels factor is extensible. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "macro-extensibly"? If you architect strategically, you may have to synthesize virally. Think nano-affiliate-based. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to incubate seamlessly.