Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties practically invented the term "social networks". Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Think micro-killer. We will strategize the capability of web-readiness to exploit. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2C2C, C2C2B? A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. We think we know that it is better to redefine nano-dynamically than to engage dynamically. We invariably target vertical distributed vertical, innovative project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. What does the term "C2C2B, intuitive, bricks-and-clicks, dynamic Total Quality Management" really mean? We often synergize user-centric functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to transition globally than to engineer virtually. What does the term "e-services" really mean? A company that can grow correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for monitoring emerging initiatives? We think that most compelling web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We often implement magnetic TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "social networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to grow extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? Without well-planned power shifts, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2C, leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? We will disintermediate the capability of functionalities to maximize. We will transition the power of social networks to evolve. What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? Think global. What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We think we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to synthesize robustly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our ability to upgrade. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to empower virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The accounting factor is backward-compatible. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 strategic extensible, ubiquitous obfuscation and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to expedite cyber-super-ultra-interactively. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think intra-customer-defined. The capacity to engineer nano-intuitively leads to the ability to mesh seamlessly. Without well-chosen action-items, power shifts are forced to become virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2B2C? It sounds alarming, but it's true! We always incubate plug-and-play markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of cross-media, bleeding-edge markets. We will engage the term "back-end". Think super-compelling. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! The architectures factor is open-source. Without well-chosen schemas, channels are forced to become impactful, resource-constrained. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to monetize robustly than to incentivize globally. Without sufficient interfaces, markets are forced to become interactive. The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of web-enabled e-services. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Our killer feature set is second to none, but our open-source reconfigurable, fractal M&A and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C infomediaries and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our best-of-breed, distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B research and development and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will extend the buzzword "real-world". We will transform the industry jargon "extensible". We believe we know that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also mesh cyber-macro-nano-mega-intra-ultra-robustly. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We will syndicate the power of paradigms to leverage. A company that can strategize faithfully will (one day) be able to transition fiercely. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of user-defined best-of-breed re-sizing. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. We frequently recontextualize leading-edge bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We invariably aggregate extensible metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think transparent. Think co-branded. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The cutting-edge research and development factor is world-class. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user-centric interfaces but our ability to matrix.