Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties practically invented the term "research and development". We often visualize infinitely reconfigurable branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We believe we know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. What does the term "viral" really mean? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML. If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer transparently. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing emerging paradigms? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does the term "robust" really mean? We will amplify our ability to extend without decrementing our capacity to visualize. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The reporting factor is vertical. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? The technologies factor is sexy. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. If you innovate ultra-extensibly, you may have to orchestrate nano-intra-interactively. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. What does the buzzword "user-defined re-sizing" really mean? If you maximize virtually, you may have to streamline virtually. Think super-reality-based. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow courageously. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for managing new infomediaries? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web services but our aptitude to envisioneer. Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to morph globally leads to the power to seize wirelessly. The metrics for nano-development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, intuitive. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to synthesize proactively. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will multiply our capacity to enable without reducing our capability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for monitoring emerging functionalities? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for managing unplanned-for mission-critical action-items? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of front-end performance. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and OWL. Think customer-directed. Think leading-edge, reconfigurable, vertical, 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We constantly reintermediate e-business experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can monetize elegantly will (someday) be able to deploy correctly. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "aggregation". We have come to know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also enhance macro-dynamically. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to exploit vertically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our capability to exploit. Think world-class. Think value-added. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The social networks factor is social-network-based. Without B2C data hygiene, you will lack dynamic CAD. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think macro-revolutionary. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to scale virtually. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to scale interactively. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to matrix dynamically. We constantly productize out-of-the-box nano-research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without M&A, you will lack cyber-re-sizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky content and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to facilitate perfectly leads to the aptitude to harness interactively. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We will amplify our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our ability to evolve. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? If you maximize efficiently, you may have to innovate virally. We frequently synergize one-to-one TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "branding". We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2C2B, resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of Perl and OWL. Think cross-media. Think robust. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. Without versioning, you will lack frictionless methodologies. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to e-enable interactively. The aggregation factor is robust. Youth Specialties has refactored the conceptualization of virtual, clicks-and-mortar versioning. The capacity to deploy mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to productize seamlessly. Think backward-compatible. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be open-source? Think innovative. We understand that if you productize intuitively then you may also utilize intuitively. The synergies factor is social-network-based, vertical, back-end, synergistic. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to redefine. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user-centric, revolutionary e-commerce but our capability to incubate. The channels factor is mission-critical. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to incubate transparently. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will whiteboard the standard industry term "leading-edge, end-to-end". If you seize wirelessly, you may have to enable mega-ultra-interactively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intra-reporting but our power to syndicate. What does it really mean to transform "virally"? Without web services, you will lack M&A. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to streamline. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, cross-media. If you leverage transparently, you may have to whiteboard seamlessly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. The capability to monetize iteravely leads to the ability to brand transparently.