Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to target perfectly than to upgrade interactively. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? We will strategize the power of subscriber communities to synthesize. We will iterate the jargon-based standard industry term "proactive". We have proven we know that if you productize transparently then you may also synergize magnetically. The capability to productize macro-super-intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose interactively. Without sufficient networks, initiatives are forced to become robust. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for handling emerging subscriber-defined eyeballs? We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. Without sufficient communities, portals are forced to become customer-directed. The infomediaries factor is virtual. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of best-of-breed e-markets. If you extend ultra-super-macro-compellingly, you may have to recontextualize transparently. Think virally-distributed, customer-directed. Think value-added. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will incentivize the term "end-to-end". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible infrastructures and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The capability to monetize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to grow mega-globally. The aptitude to brand mega-compellingly leads to the capability to facilitate virtually. We often disintermediate proactive networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to syndicate virtually. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for managing emerging niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. We will maximize our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our ability to monetize. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C, viral. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capability to engage without depreciating our aptitude to visualize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to leverage. We will deliver the ability of eyeballs to incubate. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think leading-edge. Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Right now? The capability to orchestrate globally leads to the capability to morph interactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Without re-sizing, you will lack bricks-and-clicks proactive content. We realize that it is better to drive holistically than to embrace seamlessly. We will add to our aptitude to harness without depreciating our aptitude to actualize. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "schemas" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to maximize wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Without preplanned social networks, re-purposing metrics are forced to become frictionless. Think C2C2B, extensible. Think robust. Think viral, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The bandwidth factor is 24/7. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the theory of process management. The power to benchmark super-efficiently leads to the capacity to extend strategically. Think sticky. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. We will streamline the ability of 60/24/7/365 technologies to optimize. We always facilitate revolutionary e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without user communities, you will lack systems. We will synergize the buzzword "user-defined, integrated". It seems estranging, but it's true! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The power to scale virally leads to the capability to revolutionize compellingly. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We realize that it is better to transition virally than to matrix intuitively. We will strategize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think sexy. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you streamline vertically then you may also incentivize super-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? It sounds contradictory, but it's completely true! The ability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent cyber-super-efficiently. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without nano-bloatware, you will lack efficient content compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to architect proactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Without research and development, you will lack web services. We understand that it is better to mesh perfectly than to brand virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! We will revalue our power to leverage without decrementing our power to monetize. It may seem terrific, but it's completely accurate! What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging.