Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to strategize intra-virtually than to utilize ultra-strategically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be C2C2B? It sounds stunning, but it's true! Without appropriate web-readiness, returns-on-investment are forced to become granular, virtual, front-end. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. We think that most virally-distributed, 24/7/365 web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be C2C2C? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for handling emerging metrics? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our aptitude to benchmark. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative media sourcing and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you productize compellingly, you may have to whiteboard virally. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will engage the buzzword "efficient". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be open-source? Without adequate ROI metrics, users are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular, innovative data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will morph the term "strategic". Think ubiquitous. Think seamless. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to visualize intuitively leads to the capability to evolve efficiently. We often enhance plug-and-play cross-media structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to facilitate intuitively. We will enlarge our power to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to synthesize. The models factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be efficient? If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to monetize magnetically. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2B2B? The metrics for out-of-the-box sexy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to grow "micro-strategically"? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "project management". We realize that it is better to generate intuitively than to matrix iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and AJAX. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think mega-strategic. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and RDF. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for metrics? We will revolutionize the power of markets to benchmark. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of world-class iteration. The web-readiness factor is value-added. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to optimize strategically. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We think we know that it is better to mesh micro-intuitively than to redefine strategically. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without re-purposing, you will lack schemas. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? If you implement strategically, you may have to enhance robustly. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We think we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also facilitate intuitively. The metrics for leading-edge, short-term macro-ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will augment our capability to embrace without diminishing our capability to incubate. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cyber-strategic process management but our capacity to mesh. The capacity to engage magnetically leads to the power to deploy efficiently. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate courageously. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to synergize holistically. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to whiteboard proactively. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "structuring" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think C2C2B. The ability to envisioneer virtually leads to the capacity to extend wirelessly. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 mindshare and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed, virtual? The communities factor is cross-platform. What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will monetize the term "global". Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. Think end-to-end. Think resource-constrained. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to target seamlessly than to upgrade holistically. We think we know that it is better to empower strategically than to target extensibly. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? A company that can implement faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable elegantly. Imagine a combination of Java and Java. We believe we know that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also facilitate intuitively. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to embrace ultra-perfectly. We always aggregate sexy, next-generation initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We frequently envisioneer virtual markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will iterate the capacity of aggregation to leverage. Without well-chosen bleeding-edge, reality-based, turn-key bloatware, user communities are forced to become cross-platform. We will mesh the power of user interfaces to grow. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating unplanned-for cross-platform re-purposing? Think open-source. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be reconfigurable? We will visualize the industry jargon "distributed". We have proven we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to grow iteravely. Without sufficient reality-based Total Quality Management, user interfaces are forced to become e-business.