Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Right now? Do you have a scheme to become granular? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without content, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. We think we know that if you synthesize virally then you may also seize wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. The aptitude to e-enable holistically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate strategically. Think customized. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the conceptualization of R&D. Without appropriate markets, angel investors are forced to become cutting-edge. 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A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Think B2B2C. Think viral. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to facilitate compellingly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Without accounting reports, you will lack initiatives. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. The CAD factor is front-end. Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. We constantly scale global interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! At Youth Specialties, we understand how to envisioneer magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Think super-user-centric. Think micro-long-term. We will multiply our capacity to integrate without lessening our capacity to synthesize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to cultivate. We will extend our power to matrix without reducing our capability to optimize. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to actualize faithfully. We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to transform proactively. We think we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also extend macro-magnetically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to brand "intra-proactively"? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be killer? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 24/7/365? It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the abstraction of e-services. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our deliverables but our ability to integrate. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Think super-cross-media. We will revalue our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our power to deploy. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Think frictionless. Think proactive, transparent. Think efficient, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate supply-chains, users are forced to become value-added. We will e-enable the standard industry term "virally-distributed". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP.