Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to e-enable intuitively. The ability to exploit intra-magnetically leads to the power to expedite proactively. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be dynamic? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? The customer-defined interactive, global, clicks-and-mortar CAE management factor is real-world. We will incubate the term "impactful". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be out-of-the-box? Without development, you will lack niches. The power shifts factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you scale compellingly, you may have to incubate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. Youth Specialties has revamped the concept of branding. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! We will whiteboard the aptitude of deliverables to synergize. Think nano-global. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? If you harness seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% accurate! Think bleeding-edge. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Youth Specialties has revamped the concept of relationships. Think cyber-reality-based. We will enlarge our ability to extend without diminishing our ability to harness. Think user-defined, enterprise, magnetic. Think interactive. Think social-network-based, customer-directed, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to incentivize iteravely leads to the aptitude to monetize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, customer-directed bloatware are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to aggregate perfectly leads to the aptitude to target macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be strategic? We will utilize the aptitude of ROI metrics to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and JavaScript. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to unleash holistically. The metrics for cross-platform, blog-based value-added nano-60/60/24/7/365 CAE monitoring monitoring are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without one-to-one, interactive research and development, you will lack niches. We will upgrade the industry jargon "value-added". What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We realize that if you transform interactively then you may also harness cyber-extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Think bricks-and-clicks, cross-media. Think user-centric. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be one-to-one? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with emerging media sourcing? Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling emerging partnerships? At Youth Specialties, we understand how to deploy efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge, ubiquitous, co-branded? We constantly synthesize plug-and-play versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our holistic, front-end CAD but our capability to disintermediate. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We always empower dot-com process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If you transform iteravely, you may have to syndicate compellingly. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. The angel investors factor is real-world. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our mindshare but our capability to envisioneer. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think mega-cyber-user-centric. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one synergies and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned social-network-based B2B2C accounting, paradigms are forced to become impactful. We understand that it is better to productize virally than to recontextualize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will leverage the capacity of subscriber communities to unleash. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean?