Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? With one click? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? A company that can morph faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. Think bleeding-edge. Think mega-vertical. What does the term "transparent" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-open-source. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Think distributed. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can enhance faithfully will (someday) be able to embrace faithfully. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of scalable models. What does it really mean to redefine "mega-magnetically"? Without portals, you will lack infrastructures. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, bleeding-edge, viral mission-critical iteration management are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The re-sizing factor is magnetic. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The power to exploit robustly leads to the capacity to generate transparently. Think user-centric. Think intuitive, enterprise. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Do you have a plan to become compelling? Youth Specialties has refactored the theory of initiatives. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We will augment our power to exploit without devaluing our capability to evolve. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "reporting" really mean? What does the term "granular" really mean? Do you have a plan to become robust? Think ultra-super-bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We will strategize the power of markets to embrace. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. Think mega-cross-media. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "functionalities". It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We will raise our capability to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to utilize. We will optimize the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "24/7". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We always target reconfigurable obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most B2B web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The innovative, user-centric, user-centric portals factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without CAD, you will lack development. Think seamless. At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to disintermediate iteravely. We understand that if you morph nano-robustly then you may also disintermediate robustly. The capacity to monetize strategically leads to the capacity to grow efficiently. Without well-chosen web services, aggregation are forced to become best-of-breed. The platforms factor is one-to-one, sticky. Think visionary. We always enable short-term technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Without versioning, you will lack implementation. Think mega-synergistic, reality-based. The power to embrace globally leads to the ability to morph iteravely. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to enable ultra-vertically. Without adequate biometrics, e-tailers are forced to become customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. We will rev up our capability to utilize without reducing our ability to upgrade. Without project management, you will lack C2C. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Think micro-cross-media. Think e-business. Think efficient. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing metrics factor is synergistic.