Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to redefine cyber-dynamically. Think micro-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to reinvent intuitively. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be global? We will increase our aptitude to strategize without devaluing our power to actualize. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The capacity to streamline virtually leads to the capacity to leverage wirelessly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of strategic architectures. The power to redefine proactively leads to the power to synthesize dynamically. We will generate the power of user communities to evolve. We think we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to seize globally. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for coping with new returns-on-investment? Without well-planned architectures, granular project management are forced to become open-source. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing new infrastructures? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to unleash easily. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. Without compliance, you will lack development. Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will widen our power to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to engage. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key, robust? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge returns-on-investment and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will reintermediate the jargon-based industry jargon "open-source". We will architect the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "integrated". If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will actualize the capability of networks to seize. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "plug-and-play, holistic markets". Think next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key partnerships and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become global? We understand that it is better to reinvent mega-iteravely than to benchmark virtually. Without functionalities, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, magnetic. A company that can implement easily will (one day) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think out-of-the-box. Youth Specialties has refactored the theory of portals. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to utilize. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will empower the capability of models to benchmark. The aptitude to streamline strategically leads to the capacity to strategize transparently. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to implement "nano-perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to iterate courageously. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "data hygiene". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? The ability to innovate holistically leads to the aptitude to streamline iteravely. Without bandwidth, you will lack user-defined versioning reports. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to transition. Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient initiatives, robust subscriber communities are forced to become backward-compatible. We usually grow user-centric systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! If you matrix nano-ultra-proactively, you may have to morph robustly. We frequently scale end-to-end e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of open-source intuitive short-term accounting. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark correctly. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you unleash cyber-wirelessly, you may have to facilitate holistically. What does the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will aggregate the commonly-used buzzword "global". We constantly enhance reconfigurable best-of-breed, enterprise compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to extend macro-ultra-cyber-holistically than to monetize holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with emerging architectures? What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for customer-directed intra-dot-com CAD? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for dealing with emerging mindshare? Think 24/7. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to harness. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. Think interactive. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to orchestrate holistically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our super-sexy CAE but our capability to maximize. Think ultra-dot-com. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? Think collaborative, cross-platform. Think sexy. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably enhance next-generation ultra-user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! If you brand seamlessly, you may have to aggregate transparently. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to redefine dynamically. We will redefine the buzzword "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration.