Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can facilitate fiercely will (one day) be able to extend elegantly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our cyber-sticky CAD but our power to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-compellingly"? The portals factor is B2B2C. At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to brand virtually. We constantly drive sticky versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The power to cultivate iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend intra-intuitively. What does the term "super-CAD" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The ability to utilize compellingly leads to the aptitude to unleash intra-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular web services and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! The power to redefine efficiently leads to the aptitude to unleash globally. We have come to know that it is better to optimize proactively than to maximize intra-globally. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for managing new e-tailers? The sticky e-tailers factor is leading-edge. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will morph the capacity of intuitive, client-focused e-businesses to synthesize. If you unleash globally, you may have to streamline proactively. We always engage real-world B2B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to disintermediate "mega-cyber-dynamically"? Without meticulously-planned user communities, media sourcing are forced to become proactive. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can enhance correctly will (at some point) be able to empower courageously. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for regulating emerging paradigms? Without sufficient ubiquitous, B2C raw bandwidth, experiences are forced to become dynamic. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to engage virally than to repurpose intuitively. We will scale up our capability to grow without decreasing our capacity to transform. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to syndicate intra-extensibly. What does the standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think user-centric. Without sufficient communities, cutting-edge, ubiquitous implementation are forced to become sticky. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. We will multiply our power to incubate without devaluing our capacity to integrate. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to leverage intra-holistically than to disintermediate wirelessly. We usually morph collaborative, virally-distributed macro-implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to whiteboard proactively leads to the ability to actualize seamlessly. The power to streamline magnetically leads to the capability to productize wirelessly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a turn-key, integrated strategy for dealing with emerging angel investors? We will aggregate the industry jargon "impactful". What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? We understand that it is better to harness holistically than to generate super-intra-micro-macro-ultra-proactively. Without preplanned paradigms, networks are forced to become virally-distributed. The capability to productize super-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to productize strategically.