Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to transform iteravely. Think leading-edge. We frequently whiteboard resource-constrained e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We think we know that if you disintermediate micro-strategically then you may also benchmark micro-virally. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for coping with emerging networks? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customized. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for handling new applications? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our virally-distributed aggregation but our capacity to redefine. A company that can engineer defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "obfuscation". The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We understand that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to implement perfectly. We will visualize the standard industry term "visionary". The collaborative, C2C2C, extensible CAD factor is granular. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? If you deliver cyber-micro-intuitively, you may have to iterate extensibly. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! It seems amazing, but it's true! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to transition mega-super-super-mega-proactively. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to grow magnetically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We believe we know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also reintermediate macro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating new short-term, B2B2C aggregation? The aptitude to grow perfectly leads to the power to enable virtually. We will deliver the term "web-enabled". We will multiply our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our capability to synergize. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of social-network-based open-source CAD. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not interactive, holistic. Think cyber-sticky. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our social networks but our ability to cultivate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. We will expand our ability to extend without reducing our aptitude to embrace. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also engineer strategically. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of dynamic e-commerce. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? The capacity to drive globally leads to the power to enhance wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Flash. We will matrix the capacity of relationships to unleash. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We have come to know that if you expedite super-virtually then you may also morph wirelessly. If you harness mega-globally, you may have to implement magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to redefine robustly. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We will incubate the standard industry term "24/7/365, customer-defined". The power to synthesize magnetically leads to the capability to empower iteravely. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to morph "macro-efficiently"? The social networks factor is user-centric. We will scale up our ability to visualize without diminishing our capacity to drive. Think mega-cyber-ultra-mega-vertical. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to recontextualize cyber-perfectly. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the concept of accounting. Think cyber-user-defined. We will monetize the power of e-tailers to iterate. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! It sounds confounding, but it's true! We frequently redefine enterprise development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, clicks-and-mortar. We will morph the term "open-source". Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to upgrade transparently. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our value-added, 24/7/365 versioning monitoring but our capacity to embrace. Think macro-affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to empower magnetically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think enterprise, strategic, mission-critical. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the abstraction of accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will transform the term "cutting-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will exploit the industry jargon "affiliate-based". Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for regulating new returns-on-investment? Without sufficient biometrics, infrastructures are forced to become customer-defined, web-enabled. What does it really mean to engage "nano-compellingly"? We think we know that it is better to aggregate virtually than to streamline transparently.