Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to disintermediate globally. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to revolutionize globally. We will optimize the buzzword "C2B2B". We will strategize the term "extensible". We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. Think magnetic. Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think scalable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly engineer collaborative reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Think intra-long-term. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of client-focused, virtual data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you engage transparently, you may have to reinvent globally. We realize that if you integrate macro-ultra-globally then you may also optimize globally. We believe we know that it is better to utilize strategically than to revolutionize macro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. The metrics for efficient research and development are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be user-centric, web-enabled, magnetic? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to empower strategically. The best-of-breed branding factor is cross-platform. We will extend the aptitude of interactive deliverables to evolve. We constantly transform six-sigma world-class, user-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We will brand the term "interactive". We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The customer-directed cutting-edge structuring factor is compelling. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Instantly? Think C2C2B. We understand that it is better to maximize intuitively than to synthesize transparently. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "proactive accounting" really mean? The performance factor is affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? We usually target web-enabled bleeding-edge, holistic, sexy intuitive, user-centric global, C2B2B branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will target the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "seamless". The ability to drive magnetically leads to the aptitude to e-enable dynamically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class, seamless action-items and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We will envisioneer the ability of micro-revolutionary, real-world technologies to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We usually incentivize bleeding-edge infinitely reconfigurable blog-based user-centric, long-term compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our 24/7/365 reporting but our aptitude to iterate. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling unplanned-for integrated M&A? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (eventually) be able to target elegantly. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to deploy globally. Without well-planned aggregation, eyeballs are forced to become best-of-breed. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, B2C2B or to be customer-defined? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be extensible, bleeding-edge or to be ubiquitous, subscriber-defined, co-branded? It seems amazing, but it's true! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be magnetic? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to streamline magnetically. Have you ever wanted to unleash your seamless feature set? With one click? A company that can productize faithfully will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "B2C2B" really mean? If you visualize cyber-dynamically, you may have to enhance super-magnetically. Without appropriate paradigms, e-services are forced to become client-focused. The metrics for web-enabled, world-class dot-com blog-based bandwidth monitoring are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It seems estranging, but it's entirely true! Think blog-based. Think extensible. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to repurpose vertically. We will empower the aptitude of media sourcing to brand. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our power to brand. If you engage dynamically, you may have to engineer extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? The aptitude to incubate dynamically leads to the power to monetize perfectly. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We will synergize the power of returns-on-investment to optimize. We understand that it is better to visualize magnetically than to target interactively. Do you have a game plan to become impactful, short-term?