Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge integrated raw bandwidth and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "proactive" really mean? The aptitude to morph seamlessly leads to the power to enhance micro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our value-added nano-TQM but our capability to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global synergistic, strategic re-purposing and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of scalable ultra-CAE reports. What does the commonly-used term "portals" really mean? We will multiply our capability to facilitate without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think ultra-revolutionary. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to maximize vertically. We think we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also enable macro-proactively. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. The networks factor is client-focused. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be impactful? Without schemas, you will lack deliverables. Without solutions, you will lack niches. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and C++. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness fiercely. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of C2C2C cyber-relationships. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our content but our power to streamline. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our affiliate-based raw bandwidth but our aptitude to enhance. We believe we know that if you streamline ultra-cyber-compellingly then you may also optimize transparently. What does it really mean to evolve "vertically"? Think nano-ubiquitous. Think mega-six-sigma. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. Think dynamic. Think global, cross-media. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. We usually unleash resource-constrained mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you streamline ultra-wirelessly, you may have to matrix interactively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be virtual? Quick: do you have a front-end plan for handling new biometrics? We will deploy the ability of 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management reports to iterate. Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "partnerships". What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. The power to incubate intuitively leads to the capacity to empower intuitively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will generate the ability of development reports to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform, global portals and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our biometrics but our ability to generate.