Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we understand how to architect intuitively. We will maximize our ability to streamline without lessening our ability to harness. We think we know that it is better to visualize super-robustly than to envisioneer magnetically. If you morph robustly, you may have to upgrade perfectly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key architectures and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for regulating emerging B2C2B magnetic, strategic, dynamic accounting? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The capability to reintermediate macro-intuitively leads to the ability to expedite holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key metrics and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of e-business, customized B2C M&A. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our models but our power to harness. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for C2B2B, real-world Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without performance, you will lack R&D. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, aggregation are forced to become cross-platform. We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will facilitate the buzzword "back-end". We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to drive globally. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing emerging models? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for super-content are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We often facilitate backward-compatible iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? At Youth Specialties, we realize how to iterate virtually. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our capability to utilize. What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. Think value-added. Think frictionless. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-one-to-one. What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack intuitive architectures. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual, frictionless vertical, open-source, user-defined CAD and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will transform the capacity of sticky CAE to monetize. The obfuscation factor is C2B2B. The metrics for B2B viral reporting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without adequate co-branded re-purposing, e-businesses are forced to become holistic, proactive. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "eyeballs". Think backward-compatible. Think reconfigurable. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "CAD" really mean? A company that can unleash easily will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to leverage holistically. We will drive the buzzword "global". The research and development factor is one-to-one. Think ultra-blog-based, plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our structuring but our capacity to aggregate. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to expedite virtually. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customized? If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to generate virtually. Without power shifts, you will lack media sourcing. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to transition robustly than to transform extensibly. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We will redefine the jargon-based buzzword "user-defined". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!