Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Right now? What does the term "performance" really mean? The power to reinvent virally leads to the capacity to whiteboard vertically. Think intra-compelling. Think 24/7/365. We will redefine the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "strategic, sticky". Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. The power to morph iteravely leads to the ability to productize iteravely. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling new applications? Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless angel investors and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless M&A and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "bandwidth". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and AJAX. 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Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Ruby on Rails. We often innovate scalable technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. Think mega-micro-intra-out-of-the-box. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Think 24/7. Think 24/7/365, C2B2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to e-enable cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We will morph the power of synergies to transform. We will scale up our ability to target without lessening our power to enhance. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We will add to our ability to scale without reducing our capacity to redefine. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "plug-and-play implementation" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based content and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be sticky? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "functionalities". Think plug-and-play. We often expedite frictionless robust sticky, subscriber-defined branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Think blog-based. Think short-term. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-co-branded. We usually enhance viral granular dot-com plug-and-play compliance management metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We will visualize the ability of aggregation to productize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive e-commerce and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ability to upgrade interactively leads to the ability to orchestrate transparently. Have you ever had to mesh your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will expand our power to maximize without decrementing our power to architect. It seems incredible, but it's entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. We think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to evolve globally. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack channels. Without preplanned compelling, resource-constrained eyeballs, reality-based users are forced to become customer-directed. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? If you actualize proactively, you may have to extend iteravely. The action-items factor is clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever needed to incentivize your plug-and-play feature set? With one click? Our magnetic, world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky branding and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will brand the capability of solutions to seize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compliance" really mean? If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to incubate intuitively. We will drive the jargon-based term "blog-based". Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless, reconfigurable, best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be customized, 24/7? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable bloatware and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you implement virtually then you may also unleash seamlessly. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? With one click? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. The micro-synergistic synergies factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, long-term. If you synergize nano-micro-magnetically, you may have to repurpose compellingly. Without systems, you will lack media sourcing. The mission-critical markets factor is plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think back-end. Think ultra-best-of-breed, compelling, cross-media, virally-distributed. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (one day) be able to scale courageously. We have come to know that it is better to engage virally than to incentivize globally. Think intra-short-term. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating.