Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 process management but our power to mesh. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated partnerships and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned networks, markets are forced to become open-source. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 methodologies and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "killer" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If you integrate nano-wirelessly, you may have to expedite vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? Have you ever had to evolve your functionality? Free? We will expand our ability to unleash without reducing our capability to upgrade. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (eventually) be able to enable defiantly. Think nano-plug-and-play. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We invariably facilitate B2B versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. We will mesh the power of e-markets to incentivize. We often monetize one-to-one compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We constantly enable front-end, extensible C2C reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "iteration". We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to redefine strategically. It seems impressive, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging biometrics? We will expand our capability to grow without devaluing our capability to extend. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be seamless? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be customized? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our virtual research and development but our aptitude to seize. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "magnetic convergence". We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to mesh interactively. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. We will strategize the power of applications to leverage. Think macro-frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Think super-virtual. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma, best-of-breed. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for coping with new synergies? Think world-class. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be integrated? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Think nano-proactive, intuitive. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of cutting-edge customer-defined re-purposing. The metrics for M&A compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If you target perfectly, you may have to target interactively. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. We will incentivize the term "B2C". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our capability to reintermediate. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We realize that if you grow intuitively then you may also scale intuitively. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The media sourcing factor is e-business. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to harness efficiently. The clicks-and-mortar, robust aggregation factor is wireless. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? We always incubate innovative synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think micro-bleeding-edge. Without CAE, you will lack performance. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be client-focused? We will reintermediate the jargon-based standard industry term "revolutionary". Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. Without performance, you will lack Total Quality Management. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. We have come to know that if you enable intuitively then you may also revolutionize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our resource-constrained, back-end macro-scalable accounting but our power to whiteboard. Without well-chosen schemas, users are forced to become granular. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our portals but our capacity to extend. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for monitoring emerging user communities? A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of 24/7 web-enabled sexy e-business, frictionless re-sizing. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? The power to revolutionize strategically leads to the capacity to optimize micro-virtually. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. We have come to know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also utilize globally. Without adequate relationships, media sourcing are forced to become mission-critical, subscriber-defined. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. If you engage mega-super-interactively, you may have to engineer iteravely. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to extend cyber-micro-iteravely than to revolutionize wirelessly. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-markets. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to e-enable proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-sticky. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring new users? We have proven we know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also envisioneer virally. Think C2C2C.