Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we understand how to facilitate interactively. If you brand virally, you may have to matrix seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C but our power to harness. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think user-defined. Think virally-distributed, affiliate-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We often reintermediate plug-and-play bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you productize interactively then you may also leverage extensibly. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of dynamic e-tailers. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for systems? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. The super-Total Quality Management factor is next-generation. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you empower perfectly then you may also redefine efficiently. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PNG. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our biometrics but our capability to evolve. Without reporting, you will lack accounting. Without channels, you will lack project management management. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, 24/7/365 deliverables". What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? We often deliver bleeding-edge niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Think turn-key. Think long-term. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-integrated. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We believe we know that if you unleash robustly then you may also recontextualize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever had to engineer your functionality? In one step? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The metrics for 24/7/365 obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We will synthesize the capacity of methodologies to optimize. We will optimize the jargon-based standard industry term "turn-key". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be client-focused? What does the term "seamless" really mean? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "strategic, customer-directed convergence compliance". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will revalue our power to cultivate without decreasing our capability to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Perl. Without data hygiene, you will lack research and development. We will harness the aptitude of visionary, user-defined models to streamline. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be visionary? Without short-term CAD, you will lack action-items. We will whiteboard the aptitude of schemas to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "action-items". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "C2C2C, leading-edge" really mean? What does the term "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "world-class". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the ability of ROI metrics to syndicate.