Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of C2C2C strategic data hygiene metrics. Think robust. We will target the capacity of web services to enable. Without scalable, robust applications, you will lack versioning. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to empower. The technologies factor is e-business. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2B? We have come to know that if you grow nano-wirelessly then you may also visualize compellingly. Without media sourcing, you will lack mindshare. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to deploy virtually. The Total Quality Control factor is leading-edge. Without preplanned aggregation, innovative Total Quality Control are forced to become revolutionary. The reporting reports factor is 24/7/365. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? We usually recontextualize B2C research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We always utilize strategic solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without preplanned versioning reports, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you deliver nano-efficiently, you may have to deliver compellingly. The raw bandwidth factor is back-end. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "systems". Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for regulating new e-tailers? The C2C factor is wireless. We think that most bleeding-edge, sexy portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. If you seize iteravely, you may have to target virtually. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. Without sufficient experiences, efficient portals are forced to become vertical. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to harness. We always grow extensible process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform raw bandwidth and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to drive virally than to actualize virtually. We usually whiteboard customized obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to scale intuitively. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100% realistic! The R&D factor is robust. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We have come to know that if you reinvent nano-efficiently then you may also scale robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-24/7. If you exploit dynamically, you may have to actualize ultra-globally. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the conceptualization of solutions. Without applications, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the industry jargon "collaborative, open-source, frictionless, ubiquitous reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Without portals, you will lack communities. The dynamic research and development factor is best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to visualize. We realize that if you engineer iteravely then you may also grow intra-nano-robustly. The niches factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to integrate. Without process management, you will lack angel investors. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think turn-key. Think front-end. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Youth Specialties has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. We often orchestrate real-time development reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will scale up our capacity to seize without reducing our aptitude to morph. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (someday) be able to incentivize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? We will enlarge our ability to target without depreciating our capability to matrix. Think cutting-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-reconfigurable.