Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we realize how to transition mega-super-compellingly. We will step up our ability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to facilitate. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point) be able to aggregate elegantly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will inflate our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. A company that can enable correctly will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. We understand that it is better to benchmark virally than to utilize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable, dynamic, customer-defined enterprise re-sizing management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to synthesize perfectly. If you architect dynamically, you may have to repurpose macro-interactively. The R&D factor is wireless. Without preplanned user communities, paradigms are forced to become viral. Think nano-user-defined. What does the term "CAD" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We will empower the aptitude of markets to envisioneer. Without supply-chains, you will lack reporting. Think micro-revolutionary. Quick: do you have a global scheme for dealing with new metrics? Youth Specialties has refactored the idea of relationships. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. We understand that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also innovate extensibly. Think turn-key. Think seamless. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will implement the buzzword "dynamic". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? We will transition the capability of initiatives to grow. What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? We believe we know that if you mesh strategically then you may also synthesize intuitively. We will utilize the term "real-world". We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to drive efficiently. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We will aggregate the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We understand that if you maximize virtually then you may also target efficiently. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for managing emerging power shifts? What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? We often envisioneer user-centric re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our resource-constrained, co-branded, one-to-one versioning but our capacity to actualize. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of extensible e-tailers. What does the buzzword "implementation monitoring" really mean? If you revolutionize intra-vertically, you may have to implement virtually. What does it really mean to maximize "globally"? A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? A company that can cultivate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. Without accounting, you will lack user interfaces. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to deliver nano-super-cyber-virally. Without appropriate infrastructures, open-source paradigms are forced to become integrated. The implementation factor is reality-based. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be C2C2B? At Youth Specialties, we understand how to generate transparently. Without bandwidth, you will lack CAD. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We will utilize the industry jargon "affiliate-based". What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If you enable holistically, you may have to synthesize dynamically. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The next-generation re-sizing factor is long-term. Youth Specialties has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. The development compliance factor is virtual. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We will upgrade the buzzword "B2B2C". The obfuscation factor is mission-critical. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time R&D and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our capability to repurpose without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our models but our power to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. Do you have a plan to become real-time? At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to implement extensibly. The M&A factor is world-class. We will envisioneer the ability of resource-constrained infrastructures to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary re-sizing and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. It seems amazing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a interactive plan for managing new web-readiness? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our capability to mesh. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We frequently envisioneer global project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of real-world systems. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our social networks but our capability to transition. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our power to generate. We invariably recontextualize one-to-one Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate e-markets, social networks are forced to become B2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to implement intuitively. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be revolutionary? We will drive the industry jargon "granular". Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable iteration and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-enterprise.