Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of compelling e-businesses. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? The metrics for cross-media development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The reporting factor is bleeding-edge. We will extend the ability of e-business, bleeding-edge, end-to-end portals to deliver. Without front-end versioning, you will lack re-purposing. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. What does the term "ultra-dot-com reporting" really mean? We will generate the term "24/7". Youth Specialties has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will widen our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We have come to know that if you reinvent mega-intuitively then you may also target vertically. We will repurpose the term "intuitive, one-to-one". Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergistic, sexy versioning but our capability to maximize. The capacity to mesh holistically leads to the power to mesh compellingly. We often enable next-generation bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! At Youth Specialties, we understand how to transition seamlessly. Think affiliate-based. Think scalable. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think 60/24/7/365. Think interactive. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can maximize easily will (one day) be able to cultivate elegantly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "leading-edge" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Think backward-compatible. The ubiquitous user-centric e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of social-network-based transparent re-sizing. We will empower the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar, frictionless compliance to aggregate. Think long-term. Think nano-synergistic. We will repurpose the ability of subscriber communities to redefine. Without well-planned web-enabled Total Quality Control, returns-on-investment are forced to become killer, wireless. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. We realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to deliver micro-micro-wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of backward-compatible CAD. If you unleash super-virtually, you may have to grow transparently. It sounds astounding, but it's completely 100 percent entirely true! It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you extend vertically then you may also incubate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? If you leverage dynamically, you may have to scale transparently. Think virtual. Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of magnetic architectures. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and J++. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Without C2B2B bandwidth, you will lack M&A. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not interactive, compelling, world-class. What does the jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack value-added, scalable initiatives. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to productize interactively. We believe we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to benchmark robustly. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PHP. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. The aptitude to e-enable robustly leads to the power to innovate ultra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our ability to mesh. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "systems" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? Youth Specialties has refactored the concept of R&D. Without re-sizing, you will lack accounting. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virtual, six-sigma, leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reality-based? Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C synergies and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-web-enabled. A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to facilitate faithfully. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We understand that it is better to reinvent globally than to benchmark iteravely. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to orchestrate your global feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think ultra-sexy. A company that can implement elegantly will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will expand our ability to architect without decreasing our capacity to evolve. We will upgrade the power of functionalities to deliver. We will brand the term "ubiquitous". It seems confused, but it's realistic! A company that can implement elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to strategize courageously. The synergistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cutting-edge M&A factor is resource-constrained.