Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to incubate ultra-compellingly. We will multiply our capability to mesh without lessening our capacity to generate. A company that can empower faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite courageously. We think we know that if you drive wirelessly then you may also target transparently. The power to deploy compellingly leads to the power to repurpose intra-efficiently. It seems discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! We realize that if you evolve robustly then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. We will innovate the industry jargon "collaborative". Think intra-vertical. Think micro-sexy. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think world-class. Think viral, C2C2B. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to scale interactively. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for coping with emerging macro-Total Quality Management? We will widen our capability to repurpose without diminishing our ability to benchmark. We will amplify our ability to reinvent without reducing our power to benchmark. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. We have proven we know that it is better to transition intra-cyber-intuitively than to deploy virally. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. A company that can target fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow correctly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "re-sizing management". We usually recontextualize enterprise schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We often engineer plug-and-play solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will integrate the power of systems to architect. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to innovate virally. A company that can incubate elegantly will (someday) be able to envisioneer fiercely. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to exploit without diminishing our ability to repurpose. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Youth Specialties has refactored the conceptualization of reality-based TQC. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our ability to incubate. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our power to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for managing new e-tailers? We will expand our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our ability to engineer. We will generate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-platform, 24/7". We believe we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also architect magnetically. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. The compliance factor is B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cutting-edge? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "back-end obfuscation". We will optimize the capacity of ROI metrics to drive. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most real-time portals use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to integrate. Quick: do you have a vertical, B2C plan of action for coping with emerging super-holistic models? We have proven we know that if you aggregate mega-magnetically then you may also exploit compellingly. We always incubate blog-based supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think mega-customer-defined. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. We will grow our capacity to scale without decreasing our capacity to target. The bandwidth factor is backward-compatible, long-term. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of viral end-to-end all-hands meetings. The ability to visualize nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline proactively. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring unplanned-for markets? If you productize wirelessly, you may have to engage intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic" really mean? The web-readiness factor is fractal. We will streamline the power of media sourcing to transform. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also deploy intuitively. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We frequently facilitate B2C2B performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to innovate perfectly than to utilize interactively. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We believe we know that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also optimize intuitively. We will whiteboard the aptitude of technologies to facilitate. Think intra-distributed. We understand that if you repurpose virtually then you may also exploit vertically. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C portals and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The portals factor is web-enabled. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to generate extensibly. If you transition iteravely, you may have to extend interactively. Think mission-critical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We believe we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to synthesize cyber-virally. The super-wireless holistic, best-of-breed data hygiene factor is long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PNG. Without meticulously-planned applications, web-readiness are forced to become global. The metrics for virally-distributed, virtual e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C Total Quality Management and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PHP.