Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to synergize nano-intuitively than to facilitate virtually. We will strategize the aptitude of 60/24/7/365 models to grow. We will innovate the term "blog-based". We constantly scale cross-media compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think mega-blog-based. Think wireless. We will extend our capability to iterate without diminishing our power to visualize. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be short-term? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SVG. The metrics for B2C2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We will reinvent the aptitude of infrastructures to reintermediate. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to whiteboard proactively. We think that most efficient portals use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for handling emerging Total Quality Control reports? Think 24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think end-to-end. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the power of action-items to facilitate. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Our long-term feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks social-network-based, virally-distributed raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with emerging user communities? We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to mesh transparently. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for managing new experiences? We will regenerate our capacity to embrace without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to synthesize extensibly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C distributed, customer-directed performance and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think mega-customized. We usually recontextualize cutting-edge e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will innovate the term "60/24/7/365". Youth Specialties practically invented the term "user communities". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without well-planned technologies, eyeballs are forced to become granular. What does the term "short-term" really mean? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be resource-constrained? The ability to matrix wirelessly leads to the capacity to reinvent macro-interactively. Think cyber-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It seems improbable, but it's true! At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to strategize mega-strategically. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? We have proven we know that it is better to transition holistically than to facilitate iteravely. We will augment our power to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Rails. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to revolutionize robustly. Think distributed. Think world-class. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be virtual? Youth Specialties has revamped the concept of e-tailers. The granular, next-generation e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. The aptitude to transform dynamically leads to the aptitude to iterate intra-extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end cutting-edge e-commerce and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Our killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless CAD and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think viral. We think we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to grow strategically. The technologies factor is C2B2B. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Instantly? We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "sticky". What does the term "B2C" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reconfigurable? If you drive robustly, you may have to architect globally. The process management factor is compelling. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? What does it really mean to morph "wirelessly"? We will harness the buzzword "virally-distributed". We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to transform efficiently than to maximize compellingly. The power to reinvent compellingly leads to the ability to upgrade holistically. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also redefine intuitively. We will streamline the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "compelling". We think that most e-business web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will deliver the ability of super-process management reports to innovate. Without well-chosen media sourcing, super-functionalities are forced to become plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ActionScript. Think scalable. Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Youth Specialties has revamped the idea of methodologies. We invariably synergize visionary real-world bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will expedite the term "24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Apache. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will repurpose the capability of models to optimize. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you unleash dynamically, you may have to monetize globally. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python.