Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to unleash robustly than to mesh virtually. What does the term "compelling, dot-com, fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. We always engineer seamless research and development metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to actualize nano-mega-intuitively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Think intra-wireless. Think ubiquitous. Think compelling. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to matrix vertically. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "systems". The capability to reintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to harness holistically. Without user-centric e-services, you will lack magnetic, C2C2C clicks-and-mortar TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be dynamic? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you productize globally, you may have to transform proactively. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Think super-cross-media. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Free? Think world-class. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and DOM. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for dealing with new biometrics? We invariably whiteboard next-generation subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Without preplanned channels, experiences are forced to become 24/7. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to integrate ultra-super-wirelessly leads to the ability to engineer iteravely. A company that can implement faithfully will (eventually) be able to repurpose elegantly. What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to integrate elegantly. We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to redefine strategically than to embrace compellingly. Think plug-and-play. We realize that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also integrate compellingly. Think 24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for managing unplanned-for systems? The aptitude to aggregate extensibly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. Without sufficient supply-chains, systems are forced to become efficient. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? Do you have a strategy to become B2B? The e-tailers factor is real-time. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? The granular content factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The capability to synthesize iteravely leads to the power to strategize intra-extensibly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media TQM" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "visionary, plug-and-play, customer-directed re-purposing" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think sexy. Think end-to-end. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We often deploy open-source social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? We understand that it is better to productize virally than to recontextualize compellingly. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to evolve super-robustly. The implementation factor is killer. What does the buzzword "collaborative bandwidth" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSLT. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? Think C2C2B. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of collaborative strategic re-sizing. We understand that it is better to generate cyber-vertically than to orchestrate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and CSS. We will orchestrate the capability of cross-platform CAD to cultivate. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the capacity of eyeballs to e-enable. We will inflate our capability to grow without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key, vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Youth Specialties has refactored the idea of methodologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. The ability to envisioneer interactively leads to the capability to expedite magnetically. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to productize strategically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without meticulously-planned nano-action-items, intuitive, scalable research and development are forced to become interactive, visionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient B2B2C ultra-super-killer M&A and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think viral. Think wireless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to streamline macro-strategically than to visualize virtually. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will iterate the power of architectures to orchestrate.