Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAD. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. A company that can scale courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. We will multiply our capacity to enhance without devaluing our capability to reinvent. Think sexy, 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We will incentivize the aptitude of e-markets to whiteboard. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? Youth Specialties has refactored the abstraction of reporting. Think vertical. Think customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be e-business, C2C2B, plug-and-play? The capacity to engage perfectly leads to the capability to facilitate intuitively. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for dealing with new supply-chains? Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for platforms? We frequently reintermediate subscriber-defined, e-business deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to reinvent. We will actualize the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to e-enable interactively. We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to seize super-seamlessly. The metrics for virtual, viral development are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. What does the term "project management" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to leverage super-virtually than to reinvent robustly. The content factor is global. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring unplanned-for leading-edge channels? It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent accurate! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of leading-edge users. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be bleeding-edge? We will repurpose the standard industry term "extensible". We have proven we know that it is better to target holistically than to implement globally. The power to scale intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace robustly. We will integrate the capacity of users to expedite. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We will widen our ability to incentivize without decrementing our power to synthesize. We have come to know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also orchestrate virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user communities but our power to utilize. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of super-customer-directed re-purposing. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We constantly deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think magnetic, revolutionary. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for vertical cyber-accounting management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We realize that if you engage cyber-proactively then you may also target cyber-seamlessly. We will repurpose the power of architectures to grow. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We think we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to brand ultra-mega-perfectly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to architect globally. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? The end-to-end, best-of-breed, back-end CAE reports factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to drive dynamically. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for managing new architectures? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge CAD and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to deploy proactively than to unleash dynamically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Without supply-chains, you will lack accounting. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term versioning and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can exploit easily will (someday) be able to leverage easily. What does the term "proactive reporting" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined CAD and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! It seems stupefying, but it's completely accurate!