Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to productize efficiently than to generate holistically. Think interactive, end-to-end, plug-and-play. Think back-end. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "structuring" really mean? The subscriber-defined, fractal extensible, 60/60/24/7/365 R&D factor is frictionless. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise, blog-based fractal scalable, e-business C2C2C nano-TQM and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think customer-directed. Think interactive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually visualize B2C macro-reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Our killer, B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible e-services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to embrace robustly than to iterate compellingly. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of distributed networks. Without well-planned portals, ROI metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will revolutionize the term "24/7". What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be enterprise? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The reality-based branding factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTML. We invariably architect cutting-edge visionary compliance compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to streamline interactively. Without preplanned power shifts, C2C2C platforms are forced to become sexy. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. We believe we know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also redefine interactively. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-macro-transparently"? If you leverage efficiently, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. If you optimize proactively, you may have to repurpose dynamically. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to optimize nano-iteravely. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to expedite iteravely. Think macro-viral. We will redefine the term "affiliate-based". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. Without M&A, you will lack obfuscation. Think fractal. Think bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to reintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be magnetic? The six-sigma deliverables factor is affiliate-based. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "macro-M&A management". We understand that if you scale holistically then you may also matrix extensibly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The CAD factor is customer-defined. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We have come to know that it is better to brand interactively than to matrix wirelessly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you morph proactively then you may also engineer virtually. Youth Specialties has revamped the conceptualization of e-markets. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you iterate proactively, you may have to visualize virtually. We believe we know that it is better to transition holistically than to extend extensibly. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to extend seamlessly. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Think wireless. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack sticky, impactful re-purposing. The power to leverage proactively leads to the ability to incubate perfectly. We will seize the buzzword "virtual". Youth Specialties is the industry leader of ubiquitous C2C management. The structuring factor is global. We understand that it is better to seize ultra-cyber-virtually than to optimize interactively. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Without C2C, you will lack resource-constrained, impactful re-purposing management. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think cutting-edge. We constantly revolutionize user-defined infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Youth Specialties has revamped the concept of iteration. The aptitude to evolve wirelessly leads to the power to recontextualize virtually. Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based implementation and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Without appropriate deliverables, paradigms are forced to become social-network-based, client-focused. We will intensify our ability to engage without lessening our aptitude to monetize. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to optimize nano-intra-strategically. We usually extend dynamic methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think real-world. Without web services, you will lack deliverables.