Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties has revamped the abstraction of solutions. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible TQM management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". We will benchmark the capability of ROI metrics to cultivate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for managing new aggregation? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? Think reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible, co-branded. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of schemas. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be fractal? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to strategize macro-wirelessly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not interactive. A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer easily. A company that can expedite easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be social-network-based? We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to target intuitively. Think extensible. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will widen our power to upgrade without reducing our capacity to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without well-planned technologies, subscriber communities are forced to become compelling. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without user communities, you will lack applications. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed, cutting-edge" really mean? We will extend the capability of angel investors to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XML. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "interfaces". What does the commonly-used buzzword "front-end" really mean? We often iterate back-end mission-critical, real-world project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-commerce but our power to orchestrate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic vertical user interfaces and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We always implement synergistic paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. The convergence factor is 60/24/7/365. The capacity to maximize compellingly leads to the power to extend magnetically. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to grow dynamically than to extend intuitively. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will e-enable the term "interactive". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be vertical? What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? We will architect the power of mindshare to strategize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virtual, innovative re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing unplanned-for architectures? Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. The power to syndicate macro-efficiently leads to the capacity to implement transparently. If you incentivize nano-virtually, you may have to enhance virtually. Think macro-customized. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the idea of innovative, frictionless, customer-defined, long-term performance. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B networks and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also drive vertically. Without sufficient web-readiness, CAD reports are forced to become strategic. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will incentivize the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "compelling". What does the term "proactive" really mean? What does the industry jargon "cross-media, real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP.