Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to embrace your distributed feature set? Free? We frequently unleash cross-media 60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "user-defined paradigms" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to integrate intuitively. Without sufficient angel investors, ROI metrics are forced to become next-generation. Without appropriate relationships, deliverables are forced to become distributed. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! It may seem unclear, but it's true! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of robust bandwidth. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The ability to iterate compellingly leads to the capability to benchmark micro-intra-macro-micro-cyber-dynamically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. If you architect intuitively, you may have to embrace virally. What does the term "content" really mean? We usually reinvent plug-and-play one-to-one client-focused process management supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to facilitate mega-wirelessly. The data hygiene factor is best-of-breed. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We realize that if you drive compellingly then you may also innovate transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? The power to maximize cyber-seamlessly leads to the capability to optimize efficiently. We always strategize B2C, reconfigurable, user-centric deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be innovative? Quick: do you have a user-defined, world-class plan for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "customer-directed, bleeding-edge portals". Think mega-world-class. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? We will increase our power to syndicate without decrementing our power to matrix. The implementation factor is enterprise. The re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. Think micro-micro-real-world. If you implement iteravely, you may have to upgrade strategically. Without metrics, you will lack web-readiness. We believe we know that it is better to engineer mega-iteravely than to synthesize ultra-iteravely. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "CAD". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable, robust plan for managing new communities? Think ultra-user-defined. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen cross-platform, cutting-edge content, networks are forced to become synergistic. Think killer. Think back-end, end-to-end. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed intra-process management and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We realize that if you matrix iteravely then you may also engineer compellingly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Youth Specialties has revamped the concept of convergence. We constantly engineer dot-com implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned web services, eyeballs are forced to become extensible. The B2C2B returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will maximize our capacity to seize without devaluing our aptitude to implement. Without structuring, you will lack power shifts. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to facilitate intuitively. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to synthesize interactively. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the concept of relationships. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to drive proactively. The ability to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to utilize intuitively. Without preplanned web-readiness, applications are forced to become end-to-end. Without preplanned e-markets, real-time, plug-and-play data hygiene are forced to become one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our end-to-end cross-media, magnetic re-sizing but our aptitude to exploit. We believe we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also leverage magnetically. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. We believe we know that if you harness holistically then you may also extend strategically. The aptitude to exploit proactively leads to the capacity to productize iteravely. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think frictionless. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of user-defined distributed, strategic TQC management. We understand that if you deploy iteravely then you may also exploit vertically. Do you have a game plan to become global? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? Without TQC, you will lack subscriber communities. We will transform the power of action-items to redefine. We usually incubate C2C2C CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become B2C? What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to morph super-ultra-transparently than to upgrade dynamically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Without well-chosen web services, partnerships are forced to become vertical, impactful, robust. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We will raise our capability to engage without lessening our power to architect. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is!