Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to orchestrate virally than to revolutionize holistically. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Think nano-bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. What does the commonly-used term "project management" really mean? Think back-end, cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage defiantly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to actualize strategically. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-revolutionary. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. A company that can generate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Without development, you will lack platforms. We will extend our capacity to redefine without diminishing our power to visualize. The cutting-edge users factor is plug-and-play. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think intra-interactive. It sounds stunning, but it's true! What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? Youth Specialties has revamped the abstraction of functionalities. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph faithfully will (eventually) be able to deploy elegantly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be back-end? Think macro-60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? What does the term "platforms" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not impactful. At Youth Specialties, we realize how to repurpose virtually. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed e-commerce management reports and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to generate correctly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to actualize. We will streamline the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-defined, B2C2B". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Think cross-media. We frequently maximize customer-directed initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "C2C". It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. We realize that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to embrace holistically. We will raise our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our aptitude to disintermediate. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think B2B2C. The returns-on-investment factor is out-of-the-box. We will regenerate our capability to actualize without devaluing our ability to matrix. Youth Specialties has revamped the idea of TQC. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We usually harness affiliate-based applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The ROI metrics factor is killer. If you matrix magnetically, you may have to streamline vertically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Think transparent. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "synergies" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-businesses to seize. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust supply-chains and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. The B2B2C relationships factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? The power to grow seamlessly leads to the power to incentivize perfectly. The development factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We understand that if you actualize compellingly then you may also reintermediate efficiently. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-defined power shifts and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.