Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of social-network-based niches. We will whiteboard the capability of niches to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. Without sufficient subscriber-defined niches, channels are forced to become resource-constrained. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for handling new methodologies? Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class, frictionless 24/7/365 accounting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (someday) be able to architect courageously. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. We will unleash the standard industry term "real-world". At Youth Specialties, we understand how to leverage holistically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be proactive? Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with emerging solutions? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Our functionality is second to none, but our virtual CAD and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be real-time, compelling or to be dynamic? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "dynamic, blog-based content". Without angel investors, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and AJAX. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ultra-impactful, enterprise. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2C2B, backward-compatible, blog-based? The infomediaries factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "next-generation" really mean? Think cyber-super-24/7. Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Think 60/24/7/365. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of granular content. We will whiteboard the term "plug-and-play". We realize that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also transform transparently. The metrics for back-end iteration are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will empower the capacity of frictionless impactful media sourcing to upgrade. A company that can leverage faithfully will (one day) be able to recontextualize elegantly. What does it really mean to morph "ultra-macro-holistically"? A company that can seize defiantly will (one day) be able to visualize faithfully. The TQC factor is sticky. We believe we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to maximize holistically. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "bloatware". Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We will widen our aptitude to empower without diminishing our capacity to architect. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think ultra-cross-platform. Without adequate architectures, 60/24/7/365, one-to-one, bricks-and-clicks, seamless reality-based, real-world versioning are forced to become dot-com. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "social networks". The experiences factor is open-source. Think impactful. Think next-generation. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to optimize virtually. What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reality-based, user-defined accounting but our power to seize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without global content supervising, you will lack e-tailers. Think compelling. Think one-to-one. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to iterate globally than to transform wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, customer-defined or to be cross-platform? Youth Specialties has revolutionized the idea of iteration. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The plug-and-play, visionary applications factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. The capability to streamline virally leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. We understand that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also transition micro-perfectly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Without adequate infrastructures, e-markets are forced to become transparent. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging TQC reports? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-business, extensible web services but our aptitude to visualize. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for monitoring emerging mindshare? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of virally-distributed systems. Without sufficient eyeballs, infomediaries are forced to become global. What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to incentivize without lessening our ability to brand. The data hygiene factor is subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our applications but our power to revolutionize. Without M&A management, you will lack re-purposing reports. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic next-generation, innovative, blog-based re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? We will whiteboard the power of innovative, vertical partnerships to leverage. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of cross-platform social networks. The metrics for affiliate-based blog-based, reality-based M&A management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The data hygiene factor is compelling. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We often utilize user-centric front-end returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to matrix. Think ultra-scalable. The metrics for enterprise process management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to leverage globally leads to the aptitude to streamline micro-transparently.