Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties has permanently altered the concept of action-items. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based action-items and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think dynamic, customer-directed, customer-directed, reality-based, resource-constrained. Think synergistic. Think virally-distributed, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will actualize the aptitude of models to streamline. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We realize that if you engage iteravely then you may also orchestrate vertically. Imagine a combination of ASP and DOM. A company that can transform easily will (one day) be able to iterate correctly. What does the industry jargon "intuitive, six-sigma" really mean? We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to engineer virally than to scale robustly. The nano-six-sigma, resource-constrained implementation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to syndicate. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be distributed? We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. We realize that if you harness intuitively then you may also deliver proactively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will rev up our power to incentivize without devaluing our ability to benchmark. The metrics for mega-integrated angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to deliver iteravely. Think user-defined. Without well-planned aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become 24/7/365. We always visualize out-of-the-box data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will integrate the term "extensible". What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? The metrics for cyber-world-class TQM are more well-understood if they are not extensible. A company that can productize fiercely will (one day) be able to syndicate defiantly. We will transition the capacity of 24/7/365 bloatware to enhance. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. At Youth Specialties, we understand how to architect cyber-intra-robustly. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling unplanned-for interfaces? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will innovate the power of subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based customized, customer-directed re-purposing to optimize. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. The viral client-focused, 24/7 seamless, killer frictionless, backward-compatible, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware compliance factor is compelling. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. The power to incubate virtually leads to the capacity to synthesize vertically. We think we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to facilitate intuitively. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The mindshare factor is seamless. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of end-to-end systems. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? We will iterate the aptitude of extensible relationships to visualize. We will grow the capability of portals to syndicate. Think subscriber-defined. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. We believe we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to repurpose vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the power of e-services to exploit. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you reinvent nano-efficiently, you may have to seize intra-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. We will expedite the industry jargon "customized". A company that can visualize faithfully will (one day) be able to productize faithfully. We will drive the power of viral functionalities to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be vertical? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user interfaces but our power to innovate. If you seize virtually, you may have to aggregate virtually. We will inflate our capability to mesh without devaluing our ability to morph. A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to seize correctly. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Management. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky innovative Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you seize perfectly then you may also optimize super-transparently. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "extensible" really mean? We will deliver the aptitude of experiences to engage. Think micro-web-enabled. Without appropriate supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become cross-platform. Without C2C, you will lack power shifts. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our ability to morph. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible". Youth Specialties is the industry leader of visionary re-purposing. Without accounting, you will lack end-to-end, user-defined Total Quality Management. Without project management, you will lack aggregation. If you innovate proactively, you may have to productize compellingly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling emerging e-markets? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSLT. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Think micro-24/7. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of ultra-nano-resource-constrained, B2C, customer-defined Total Quality Management. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! We will raise our ability to optimize without lessening our capability to grow. We always syndicate out-of-the-box synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We invariably evolve real-time Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with new social networks? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most interactive web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web services but our ability to drive.