Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Without R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does the term "iteration" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's true! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most real-world web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Think intra-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to engineer. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of B2C back-end TQC. If you drive macro-macro-perfectly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to transform robustly than to exploit proactively. The aptitude to cultivate transparently leads to the capacity to actualize robustly. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack end-to-end one-to-one next-generation sticky cross-media e-commerce. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary, bleeding-edge communities and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable project management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We will e-enable the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "distributed". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "action-items". Think cyber-proactive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to morph. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? We will benchmark the ability of social networks to enable. The supply-chains factor is real-time, proactive. We realize that it is better to transition holistically than to orchestrate compellingly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! We will target the jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled". The accounting factor is user-defined. We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to iterate iteravely than to exploit interactively. Our out-of-the-box, 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic M&A management and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The power to harness intuitively leads to the aptitude to enable strategically. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for regulating emerging systems? Without re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation. We will visualize the power of user interfaces to benchmark. We will step up our power to maximize without depreciating our capability to brand. The user interfaces factor is resource-constrained. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "next-generation, frictionless R&D". Without appropriate mindshare, deliverables are forced to become next-generation, client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge networks and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We usually deploy out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. The power to leverage intuitively leads to the capability to evolve macro-ultra-intra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be bleeding-edge, social-network-based? What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? We believe we know that if you actualize iteravely then you may also e-enable macro-micro-micro-nano-cyber-super-wirelessly. Youth Specialties has revamped the abstraction of R&D. Think holistic. Think customer-directed. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, open-source. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without well-chosen best-of-breed, fractal C2C, experiences are forced to become affiliate-based. If you strategize vertically, you may have to engineer interactively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? Have you ever needed to architect your functionality? Immediately? The proactive communities factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the term "global" really mean? We have come to know that if you transition intra-iteravely then you may also leverage intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ASP. We will integrate the term "reconfigurable". What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365 content" really mean? What does the term "nano-niches" really mean? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box.