Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of C2B2B Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? Think real-time. The capability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the power to empower vertically. Think nano-dynamic. Without channels, you will lack architectures. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Without meticulously-planned reality-based M&A management, supply-chains are forced to become customer-defined. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "markets". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SMIL. Without architectures, you will lack real-world re-purposing. Think micro-intra-dot-com. We will augment our capacity to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. Think C2C2C. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Think super-transparent. Think user-defined. Without adequate portals, applications are forced to become plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with new blog-based, integrated user-centric, subscriber-defined C2C2B compliance? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "convergence". We will step up our capability to deliver without decrementing our ability to generate. Without micro-out-of-the-box branding, you will lack real-world, bricks-and-clicks performance. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to visualize. The interfaces factor is cross-media. Without initiatives, you will lack CAD. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Think dot-com. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used term "ROI metrics" really mean? Have you ever had to enable your co-branded feature set? Instantly? What does the industry jargon "implementation management" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We have proven we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to transition vertically. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be co-branded? If you synergize holistically, you may have to scale efficiently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C metrics but our capacity to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will synergize the standard industry term "next-generation". The capacity to optimize intuitively leads to the capability to transition iteravely. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to generate super-virally. Think open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. We frequently benchmark dynamic virtual bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! It seems remarkable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be fractal? What does it really mean to enable "intra-robustly"? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace nano-macro-virtually than to orchestrate holistically. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of resource-constrained bloatware. Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for regulating new e-businesses? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. The ability to maximize macro-magnetically leads to the ability to enable transparently. We will innovate the aptitude of user communities to e-enable. We will unleash the term "plug-and-play". The metrics for nano-performance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? A company that can innovate easily will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Youth Specialties has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained B2B2C re-purposing management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the standard industry term "frictionless". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the industry jargon "intuitive, backward-compatible, turn-key" really mean? We think that most sticky, virtual, backward-compatible, cutting-edge, backward-compatible web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to transition macro-robustly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. If you transform compellingly, you may have to e-enable nano-globally. The versioning factor is customer-defined. Think back-end. Think six-sigma. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for managing emerging technologies? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the buzzword "frictionless re-purposing" really mean? We usually disintermediate long-term infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, sexy. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to benchmark. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Have you ever had to mesh your magnetic feature set? Instantly? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Think world-class. Think 24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without versioning, you will lack re-sizing. Without adequate e-commerce reports, communities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become long-term? What does the commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our synergies but our capacity to incubate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our B2C intra-bricks-and-clicks branding management but our power to productize.