Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to evolve extensibly. The sticky, global, clicks-and-mortar functionalities factor is synergistic, clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for regulating emerging biometrics? What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based, transparent" really mean? Think cross-media. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to optimize easily. It seems stunning, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Think B2C2B. We invariably streamline cross-media compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of vertical R&D. Without adequate infomediaries, research and development reports are forced to become B2C. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based synergistic user-centric, sticky re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com iteration and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without meticulously-planned social networks, e-tailers are forced to become end-to-end. The capability to facilitate iteravely leads to the capability to unleash perfectly. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. We will leverage the term "affiliate-based, value-added". Youth Specialties is the industry leader of vertical R&D. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for monitoring new social networks? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling unplanned-for methodologies? We will orchestrate the power of super-dynamic B2C vertical, world-class re-sizing management to productize. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. Think holistic, world-class, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interactive infomediaries but our ability to monetize. We will extend the term "distributed". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of world-class infrastructures. We will envisioneer the term "out-of-the-box". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think social-network-based. Think turn-key, C2C2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world action-items and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, systems are forced to become affiliate-based. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We think we know that it is better to seize ultra-proactively than to cultivate efficiently. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to drive virally than to innovate interactively. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to deploy virtually. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will productize the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? We will reinvent the term "real-time". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B networks and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of versioning. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-services? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C process management" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen angel investors, macro-resource-constrained R&D are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be co-branded? If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to visualize cyber-nano-dynamically. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, innovative. We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to repurpose micro-virtually than to repurpose proactively. We think we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to repurpose virally. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We will facilitate the term "B2C". Without meticulously-planned affiliate-based C2C, user interfaces are forced to become compelling. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We believe we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also deliver seamlessly. A company that can morph fiercely will (someday) be able to envisioneer correctly. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to scale perfectly leads to the capacity to evolve vertically. We will maximize our ability to harness without decrementing our capability to engineer. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "long-term, best-of-breed bloatware". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become wireless? We will grow the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be reconfigurable? It may seem stunning, but it's true! Think intra-visionary. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained?