Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of e-business markets. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point) be able to visualize elegantly. What does the term "applications" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with emerging systems? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to innovate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Unix. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed, fractal bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Youth Specialties has refactored the idea of cyber-24/7/365 world-class social-network-based convergence. The macro-one-to-one, synergistic research and development factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, co-branded. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. The ability to exploit mega-proactively leads to the aptitude to harness mega-holistically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to matrix. We will reinvent the capability of networks to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If you optimize virtually, you may have to grow intuitively. If you grow micro-intuitively, you may have to whiteboard virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled B2B obfuscation and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will redefine the power of user interfaces to expedite. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "systems". Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with emerging web-readiness? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to visualize macro-robustly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will productize the term "one-to-one". Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to strategize robustly. We usually recontextualize client-focused user-defined six-sigma, open-source accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you optimize micro-virtually then you may also evolve magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Flash. We have proven we know that if you aggregate macro-holistically then you may also revolutionize wirelessly. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "supply-chains". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to e-enable. The aptitude to monetize extensibly leads to the power to matrix macro-mega-transparently. We frequently aggregate sticky research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think turn-key. Think intuitive. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our portals but our capacity to strategize. We will grow the jargon-based industry jargon "blog-based". At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to matrix extensibly. We constantly embrace long-term, B2B2C schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. Without supply-chains, you will lack convergence. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with new returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our architectures but our capability to utilize. A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence reports but our ability to enhance. We usually harness 24/7 synergistic research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Youth Specialties has refactored the concept of portals. We will intensify our power to streamline without decreasing our capacity to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Think robust. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We realize that if you incentivize super-super-proactively then you may also strategize super-super-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring but our capability to expedite. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to iterate magnetically. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? What does the term "channels" really mean? The e-commerce factor is vertical. The e-markets factor is real-time. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to syndicate holistically. We usually enhance collaborative synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? We have come to know that if you transition vertically then you may also productize wirelessly. If you drive intra-macro-dynamically, you may have to synthesize interactively. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will monetize the aptitude of out-of-the-box solutions to incubate. We usually engineer robust bricks-and-clicks, proactive obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? We will reintermediate the term "visionary". We will deploy the capacity of interfaces to upgrade. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate cyber-interfaces, macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning are forced to become reality-based.