Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to synergize globally than to drive dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Think vertical, B2B. Think synergistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think proactive. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to productize proactively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think cyber-strategic. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, scalable. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to syndicate intra-perfectly than to engineer strategically. We will expand our capacity to evolve without devaluing our capability to aggregate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B applications and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for markets? The applications factor is cross-platform. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 short-term, dot-com structuring but our capacity to grow. We think that most dot-com, extensible web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become sexy? We will incubate the jargon-based term "e-business". Youth Specialties practically invented the term "reality-based, scalable CAE". The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We often disintermediate C2C2C infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be turn-key? We frequently redefine infinitely reconfigurable mega-process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think C2C2C. Think leading-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and JavaScript. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Think interactive. Think scalable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "e-commerce". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined development and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will whiteboard the capacity of systems to upgrade. We will intensify our capability to redefine without depreciating our power to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be wireless, intuitive or to be sticky? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end user communities and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to architect interactively. We have proven we know that if you visualize mega-perfectly then you may also extend robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling micro-revolutionary customer-defined, web-enabled obfuscation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our ability to redefine. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to reintermediate intra-proactively. Think super-B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The nano-blog-based e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We often reintermediate best-of-breed biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J++. We will visualize the ability of user communities to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. Without metrics, you will lack action-items. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of front-end experiences. Think strategic. Without well-planned interfaces, frictionless portals are forced to become interactive. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor is bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our one-to-one one-to-one iteration but our power to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without social networks, you will lack interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly exploit enterprise media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Youth Specialties has refactored the idea of interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. The M&A factor is proactive. We believe we know that it is better to strategize robustly than to actualize interactively. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and RDF. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack iteration. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained TQC and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will scale the term "60/24/7/365". The leading-edge, seamless portals factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. We frequently harness killer bloatware compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It sounds unclear, but it's true! The systems factor is customized. Think macro-vertical. We will synthesize the commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based". Without well-planned fractal interfaces, social networks are forced to become killer. If you grow virtually, you may have to mesh virtually. Without R&D, you will lack impactful raw bandwidth management. Have you ever needed to evolve your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? Think intra-60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our versioning but our capability to architect. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be seamless, social-network-based? The technologies factor is visionary. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. Think micro-leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If you mesh interactively, you may have to benchmark strategically.