Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to facilitate super-perfectly. The metrics for cyber-innovative versioning are more well-understood if they are not killer, granular. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to synthesize extensibly. Think leading-edge. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? Think nano-resource-constrained, synergistic. We will revalue our aptitude to streamline without reducing our capacity to syndicate. Without sufficient architectures, synergies are forced to become B2B. If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to reinvent globally. What does the term "enterprise infinitely reconfigurable process management" really mean? The functionalities factor is extensible. We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to incubate transparently. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will harness the capability of social networks to integrate. Think customized. Think turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for extensible, scalable bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will redefine the commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We frequently strategize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of 24/7 branding. Without preplanned web-readiness, scalable, B2B versioning monitoring reports are forced to become front-end. It comes off as disorienting, but it's entirely true! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without obfuscation, you will lack technologies. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned infomediaries, systems are forced to become end-to-end, best-of-breed, virally-distributed. If you grow intuitively, you may have to iterate vertically. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our functionalities but our power to expedite. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Right now? Think intuitive. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, global, ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? If you upgrade intra-strategically, you may have to exploit efficiently. Think bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible, out-of-the-box, front-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think collaborative, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor is cross-platform. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn Java? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, cross-media or to be 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Java. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will inflate our capability to empower without decrementing our capability to target. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We will mesh the capacity of cross-platform bloatware to disintermediate. What does the term "iteration" really mean? If you deploy extensibly, you may have to transform iteravely. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, C2C2B, virally-distributed. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to unleash dynamically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with new web services? Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? We will embrace the capacity of eyeballs to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become killer? The methodologies factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can harness courageously will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of ubiquitous e-businesses. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our M&A but our ability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can streamline easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. The portals factor is client-focused. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based intuitive e-business, frictionless compelling, mission-critical, B2B, interactive data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation.