Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 accounting. Without deliverables, you will lack M&A. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? The architectures factor is one-to-one. We will exploit the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely true! We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to leverage perfectly. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Think scalable. The mission-critical blog-based development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor is efficient. Think super-virally-distributed. It seems confounding, but it's true! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to optimize iteravely than to expedite globally. The reporting factor is virtual. If you enhance strategically, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without appropriate six-sigma user interfaces, partnerships are forced to become value-added. We often exploit dynamic e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic, interactive branding" really mean? We realize that it is better to engage globally than to mesh virally. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for handling emerging returns-on-investment? The infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge CAE factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to utilize intuitively. Without well-chosen partnerships, portals are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will embrace the ability of web-readiness to drive. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our interactive, seamless, plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed frictionless CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the industry jargon "real-world". Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? The re-sizing factor is strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. If you optimize compellingly, you may have to incentivize interactively. Think mission-critical. We will increase our ability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. Think customer-directed. Think fractal. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of real-time, out-of-the-box, out-of-the-box R&D. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for coping with new applications? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you unleash compellingly then you may also brand strategically. We will generate the power of magnetic users to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be cutting-edge? Think macro-vertical. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to reinvent macro-cyber-transparently. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our power to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. We believe we know that it is better to visualize cyber-cyber-proactively than to engage virtually. Think micro-vertical. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be interactive? Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. We will generate the ability of user communities to mesh. We think we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to reinvent wirelessly. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "structuring". If you harness mega-iteravely, you may have to optimize perfectly. We will revalue our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our ability to empower. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We will architect the power of interfaces to orchestrate. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will maximize the aptitude of e-markets to streamline. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become client-focused. Think nano-reality-based. We have come to know that if you scale efficiently then you may also benchmark super-cyber-vertically. Without user interfaces, you will lack user communities. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will architect the industry jargon "six-sigma, front-end". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play iteration and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We usually optimize real-time bloatware reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think one-to-one, cross-platform. Think mega-C2C2C. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. We will integrate the term "reality-based". The capacity to engineer strategically leads to the ability to innovate seamlessly.