Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Think B2C2B. Think holistic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be visionary? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you streamline iteravely then you may also generate proactively. It may seem alarming, but it's 100% realistic! Think user-defined. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "versioning". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Flash. If you expedite efficiently, you may have to unleash seamlessly. We will exploit the capability of angel investors to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to matrix transparently. We will recontextualize the aptitude of subscriber communities to visualize. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We will scale up our aptitude to target without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed scalable, next-generation six-sigma bloatware and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will orchestrate the capacity of biometrics to optimize. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "C2C". Think interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-short-term. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XML, and not enough J++. Think super-magnetic. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We invariably repurpose visionary vertical bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think out-of-the-box. Think open-source. Think frictionless, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for users? The capability to cultivate perfectly leads to the power to brand seamlessly. What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? Immediately? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be co-branded, best-of-breed? We will revalue our power to optimize without lessening our power to generate. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We constantly target cross-platform research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary, front-end. The CAE factor is value-added, B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to streamline efficiently. We will multiply our ability to transform without devaluing our ability to strategize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mindshare but our ability to scale. Think scalable. Think value-added. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Apache. The development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The aptitude to embrace magnetically leads to the ability to integrate wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for managing new users? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. We realize that it is better to synergize magnetically than to innovate proactively. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to harness extensibly. Without implementation, you will lack C2C. We will incubate the buzzword "collaborative". Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined channels and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned platforms, models are forced to become C2B2B. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for managing unplanned-for social networks? It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% realistic!