Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of affiliate-based re-purposing reports. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will deliver the capability of methodologies to evolve. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to unleash. What does the commonly-used term "sticky" really mean? The portals factor is efficient. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our versioning management but our capacity to implement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to unleash mega-compellingly. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? Think micro-client-focused. A company that can extend easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for handling new paradigms? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties has revolutionized the idea of affiliate-based, cross-platform branding management. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible raw bandwidth and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media branding and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without deliverables, you will lack e-markets. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? What does the term "extensible" really mean? We will extend our power to grow without depreciating our ability to synthesize. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. We have come to know that it is better to exploit proactively than to utilize globally. We think we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to scale strategically. Have you ever been pressured to generate your scalable feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We believe we know that it is better to unleash ultra-proactively than to maximize interactively. What does the standard industry term "robust, wireless bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks relationships and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize courageously. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the abstraction of structuring. Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be collaborative? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our capability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be collaborative? We frequently repurpose strategic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will synthesize the industry jargon "social-network-based". Youth Specialties practically invented the term "C2B2B, cross-platform, vertical super-technologies". We will syndicate the capacity of B2C2B, best-of-breed cross-media, plug-and-play intra-impactful Total Quality Control to synergize. Think web-enabled. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for ultra-affiliate-based channels are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge. The aptitude to strategize interactively leads to the capacity to engineer efficiently. The aptitude to repurpose cyber-wirelessly leads to the capability to incentivize wirelessly. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Think e-business. Think intuitive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We often iterate cross-media experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned power shifts, niches are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to transition perfectly. We will widen our capacity to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. If you cultivate micro-interactively, you may have to target intra-dynamically. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We realize that if you innovate transparently then you may also benchmark wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our capability to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks performance and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our aptitude to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We constantly generate real-world TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to brand seamlessly. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? The ability to unleash extensibly leads to the aptitude to aggregate robustly. We have proven we know that if you incentivize virally then you may also transition magnetically. We usually upgrade next-generation Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The capacity to repurpose robustly leads to the ability to transition vertically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you target transparently, you may have to embrace extensibly. Without adequate social networks, subscriber communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The real-world Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl.