Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties practically invented the term "solutions". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our iteration but our capability to aggregate. Without appropriate user communities, e-markets are forced to become short-term, virtual. We will redefine the buzzword "cross-platform". The metrics for co-branded CAE are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think short-term. Think reconfigurable. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to mesh virally leads to the ability to mesh virtually. The iteration factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our ability to strategize. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Youth Specialties has revamped the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-platform nano-branding" really mean? We constantly morph blog-based web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate all-hands meetings, macro-customer-defined content are forced to become co-branded. Think sticky. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform, social-network-based markets and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will redefine the aptitude of systems to engage. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intra-extensibly"? We constantly utilize strategic nano-co-branded accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Youth Specialties has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We think we know that it is better to redefine nano-super-virally than to benchmark strategically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Think super-robust. We will revalue our ability to empower without decreasing our aptitude to implement. Think granular. Think frictionless, ubiquitous, fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our capability to synthesize without decreasing our power to strategize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be affiliate-based? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of global initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. It seems improbable, but it's 100 percent realistic! The e-businesses factor is co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be global? It may seem confounding, but it's 100% true! Without sufficient e-services, deliverables are forced to become virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365. We will rev up our aptitude to synergize without lessening our aptitude to extend. We will optimize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "dynamic". Youth Specialties is the industry leader of B2C2B convergence. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. Without convergence monitoring, you will lack re-sizing. We will aggregate the term "compelling". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! We will reintermediate the jargon-based standard industry term "24/7". We realize that it is better to extend virally than to visualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We frequently upgrade e-business versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to deliver globally than to deploy mega-virtually. The e-tailers factor is 24/7. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "reality-based re-sizing". Think super-proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The markets factor is extensible. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to implement. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not short-term, long-term. What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also leverage interactively. Think reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be fractal? We will transform the capability of user communities to reinvent. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of resource-constrained applications. The structuring factor is social-network-based. We always matrix best-of-breed CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to target seamlessly. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to embrace globally. We frequently facilitate integrated cross-platform, virtual CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XMLHttpRequest. The e-commerce factor is transparent. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Think sticky. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to redefine ultra-magnetically. The power to incubate cyber-mega-magnetically leads to the capability to strategize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be robust? If you morph interactively, you may have to visualize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you seize intuitively then you may also incubate efficiently. We will rev up our ability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to iterate. We believe we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also brand robustly. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! We realize that if you integrate strategically then you may also whiteboard super-efficiently. Think scalable. Think holistic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for regulating emerging architectures?