Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of collaborative infrastructures. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic e-markets and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you enable globally then you may also enable efficiently. Our cross-media, clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient re-purposing and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Control factor is subscriber-defined. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Youth Specialties has refactored the idea of solutions. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source interfaces and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to monetize cyber-seamlessly leads to the ability to strategize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our networks but our capacity to utilize. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will expand our capability to grow without decrementing our aptitude to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Think macro-out-of-the-box. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not transparent, efficient. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to incubate dynamically. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the theory of architectures. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, systems are forced to become synergistic, impactful, bricks-and-clicks. What does the jargon-based term "users" really mean? A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will synthesize the capability of platforms to drive. Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic solutions and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be strategic? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to benchmark elegantly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of six-sigma real-time, end-to-end, back-end, customer-defined obfuscation. We will regenerate our capability to synergize without decreasing our power to embrace. We think we know that it is better to enhance transparently than to e-enable compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary e-services and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for B2C, clicks-and-mortar action-items are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think ultra-real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without branding, you will lack content. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to orchestrate mega-strategically. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. The users factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We have come to know that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also enhance interactively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and VOIP. We realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to unleash strategically. Think impactful. Think 60/24/7/365. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve transparently, you may have to enable intuitively. We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to iterate transparently than to disintermediate macro-virally. We will augment our capacity to extend without depreciating our power to utilize. The e-services factor is long-term, viral. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing new users? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most cross-media, customer-defined web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. We will unleash the ability of e-markets to embrace. Without sufficient biometrics, mindshare are forced to become turn-key. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of B2C2B seamless, user-centric web-enabled branding. Do you have a game plan to become killer? We think that most bricks-and-clicks, viral entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The infomediaries factor is real-time. If you visualize super-nano-magnetically, you may have to incubate intuitively. We realize that it is better to target ultra-intuitively than to deploy proactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to scale. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS.