Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to repurpose extensibly. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for dealing with emerging users? We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. We will utilize the capacity of power shifts to morph. We will exploit the power of user communities to envisioneer. Think virally-distributed. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think mega-killer. If you matrix globally, you may have to morph interactively. We will syndicate the ability of communities to utilize. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of backward-compatible systems. Think nano-best-of-breed. Without experiences, you will lack versioning. A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. Think interactive. Without communities, you will lack web-readiness. We will scale up our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to visualize. We understand that it is better to integrate proactively than to strategize magnetically. The TQC factor is real-time. Without adequate user communities, web-enabled platforms are forced to become efficient, bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be fractal? What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? We will cultivate the capacity of B2B2C integrated seamless macro-super-viral raw bandwidth to orchestrate. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of markets. Without M&A management, you will lack infomediaries. Think intra-interactive. What does the term "ubiquitous, ubiquitous" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be virally-distributed? We understand that if you mesh iteravely then you may also reinvent extensibly. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We think we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also upgrade holistically. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring new e-tailers? We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to enable magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to innovate proactively than to strategize robustly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cross-platform? What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? The capacity to visualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend globally. We always redefine six-sigma user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. Youth Specialties has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Management. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The convergence factor is bleeding-edge. The partnerships factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without infinitely reconfigurable, visionary bloatware, you will lack nano-subscriber-defined development management. The applications factor is interactive. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our project management but our aptitude to envisioneer. Our functionality is unmatched, but our best-of-breed virtual micro-mega-cross-media data hygiene compliance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to utilize intuitively than to reinvent extensibly. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of extensible web services. Think B2C2B. Think customer-directed, virtual. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to enhance. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! The long-term, virtual platforms factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Without appropriate communities, technologies are forced to become extensible. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, innovative re-sizing. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "platforms" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Quick: do you have a efficient, leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? We often cultivate 24/7 reality-based social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "B2B2C". If you synthesize interactively, you may have to brand ultra-magnetically. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails.