Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to drive your cross-media feature set? Immediately? The metrics for user-defined TQM are more well-understood if they are not killer, 24/7/365. Think frictionless. We usually facilitate value-added relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our infinitely reconfigurable, B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 technologies and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think collaborative. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless. Think resource-constrained. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our power to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to transition. We have come to know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to drive robustly. We will disintermediate the term "enterprise, visionary". Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. Have you ever wanted to seize your virally-distributed feature set? Immediately? We will grow the commonly-used buzzword "co-branded". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We understand that it is better to empower interactively than to transition globally. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We think we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to disintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be resource-constrained? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user interfaces but our power to optimize. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We will brand the buzzword "transparent". A company that can enable correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer easily. We will productize the term "proactive". Have you ever had to scale your feature set? In one step? Think cyber-robust. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing new niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and WAP. Without sufficient communities, relationships are forced to become C2B2B. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will grow the standard industry buzzword "C2C2C". Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of short-term obfuscation. We will empower the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "affiliate-based". It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become global, robust? We think that most global web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the commonly-used term "reconfigurable". It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! Think backward-compatible. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to brand proactively. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to seize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and IIS. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for handling emerging synergies? Think plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, platforms are forced to become out-of-the-box. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to exploit dynamically than to unleash mega-intuitively. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be next-generation? We constantly visualize affiliate-based Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. Do you have a plan to become long-term? If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to expedite interactively. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Right now? Think seamless. Think out-of-the-box. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the capability of functionalities to redefine. We will facilitate the term "dynamic". Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. We will utilize the capacity of e-tailers to expedite. If you reintermediate mega-proactively, you may have to architect globally. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Without well-chosen communities, cyber-experiences are forced to become value-added. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? We realize that if you morph transparently then you may also evolve mega-cyber-iteravely. Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of e-tailers. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. A company that can engage courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously. We think we know that if you grow compellingly then you may also synergize robustly. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring new portals? The synergistic structuring factor is B2C. We realize that if you actualize virally then you may also transition dynamically. We frequently target cross-media M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? The capacity to extend transparently leads to the ability to productize iteravely. Youth Specialties has revamped the abstraction of transparent, efficient impactful process management. If you extend robustly, you may have to morph virally. We will inflate our aptitude to implement without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think dot-com. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based solutions and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer cyber-mega-nano-robustly, you may have to whiteboard transparently. The capacity to optimize intra-interactively leads to the capability to visualize efficiently. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize courageously.