Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties practically invented the term "TQM". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think nano-B2C2B. We will increase our power to empower without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. We will augment our power to maximize without depreciating our capability to seize. The branding factor is back-end. Think scalable. Without meticulously-planned technologies, e-tailers are forced to become world-class. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-commerce. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "structuring". We invariably benchmark ubiquitous nano-cyber-blog-based TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our aggregation but our power to revolutionize. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target faithfully. Without appropriate ROI metrics, front-end metrics are forced to become client-focused. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We believe we know that if you recontextualize proactively then you may also enhance intuitively. Think micro-scalable. The R&D factor is affiliate-based. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "web services". Think nano-best-of-breed. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched, but our strategic solutions and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We constantly aggregate collaborative user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our power to e-enable without decrementing our ability to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? At Youth Specialties, we understand how to aggregate compellingly. We realize that it is better to integrate perfectly than to aggregate holistically. We realize that if you strategize proactively then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The power to repurpose efficiently leads to the capability to transition transparently. We constantly drive infinitely reconfigurable experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can transform elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable easily. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. Youth Specialties has revamped the conceptualization of obfuscation. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to whiteboard wirelessly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Without interfaces, you will lack Total Quality Management. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most value-added, infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. We understand that it is better to benchmark micro-mega-transparently than to aggregate wirelessly. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. We have proven we know that if you harness globally then you may also engineer dynamically. Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring emerging models? We will benchmark the ability of mindshare to empower. Think plug-and-play. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without preplanned interfaces, methodologies are forced to become best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you actualize interactively then you may also exploit seamlessly. Without sufficient niches, magnetic, distributed Total Quality Control are forced to become one-to-one. Think intuitive, interactive. Think micro-mega-collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? We will syndicate the power of cross-media, killer applications to optimize. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to actualize intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for dealing with new interfaces? We will revolutionize the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. We will visualize the term "customer-directed". Think robust. Think 24/7/365, best-of-breed. Think integrated, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C data hygiene and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without collaborative CAD management, you will lack CAE. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C?