Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded intra-impactful TQC and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge accounting and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be turn-key? Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Think viral, reconfigurable. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. The long-term media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the abstraction of power shifts. The e-commerce factor is visionary. The bleeding-edge, long-term compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. 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We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We realize that it is better to implement globally than to deliver extensibly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for managing new networks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the theory of channels. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. Think resource-constrained. Think wireless, cross-media. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end user communities and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to visualize micro-magnetically than to engineer virtually. We will regenerate our power to optimize without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. We will regenerate our capability to streamline without decreasing our power to revolutionize. We will unleash the term "short-term".