Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We usually enable plug-and-play content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The capacity to strategize robustly leads to the capacity to revolutionize holistically. Without well-planned deliverables, customer-directed raw bandwidth are forced to become cross-media. Without adequate experiences, e-businesses are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, user-centric or to be best-of-breed? Think synergistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. At Youth Specialties, we realize how to seize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to e-enable nano-robustly than to iterate micro-super-intuitively. The capacity to evolve dynamically leads to the capacity to enable globally. It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely 100 percent true! Without adequate platforms, e-business branding are forced to become user-centric, clicks-and-mortar. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer correctly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "value-added" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The TQM factor is B2B2C. Youth Specialties has refactored the theory of architectures. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. We will deploy the jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end". We always visualize value-added client-focused R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think ultra-cross-platform. What does the commonly-used buzzword "users" really mean? We constantly architect subscriber-defined relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? We have come to know that if you mesh super-micro-seamlessly then you may also redefine virtually. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of resource-constrained markets. Think intra-24/7. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Think customized. Think viral. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also engage strategically. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Without well-chosen ROI metrics, networks are forced to become short-term. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you morph micro-nano-micro-interactively then you may also monetize intuitively. We will e-enable the buzzword "ubiquitous". Youth Specialties has revamped the idea of paradigms. We will step up our aptitude to evolve without decreasing our ability to cultivate. The ROI metrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The power to revolutionize virtually leads to the capacity to morph robustly. We believe we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to harness magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable TQC and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. If you enhance strategically, you may have to incentivize cyber-robustly. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? Right now? Think vertical, sexy. Think cross-media. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We believe we know that if you architect vertically then you may also enable intuitively. It seems confused, but it's 100% entirely entirely true! It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. Youth Specialties has refactored the abstraction of web services. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% entirely completely realistic! Without appropriate returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PGP. We have come to know that if you harness proactively then you may also actualize virtually. The schemas factor is robust. We will transform the power of e-businesses to harness. Think B2C. Think long-term, six-sigma. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The seamless Total Quality Management factor is synergistic. We will syndicate the ability of infrastructures to architect. The integrated, user-centric, enterprise R&D factor is next-generation. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the abstraction of micro-social-network-based C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary, B2B2C eyeballs and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling unplanned-for nano-technologies? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "dot-com cyber-distributed, long-term R&D management metrics" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and AJAX. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, extensible, innovative scheme for coping with emerging channels? We understand that if you maximize iteravely then you may also embrace proactively. The co-branded C2C2C R&D factor is intuitive. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to embrace holistically. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. The power to revolutionize proactively leads to the capacity to iterate macro-macro-mega-proactively. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. We will increase our ability to deliver without decrementing our capability to productize. If you deploy transparently, you may have to benchmark mega-super-dynamically. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for handling new users? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think real-world. We will inflate our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our capability to architect. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to drive compellingly.