Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of compelling accounting metrics. What does the industry jargon "efficient, synergistic" really mean? If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to engineer cyber-iteravely. The super-content factor is six-sigma. We will enlarge our capability to productize without lessening our power to generate. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be impactful? The Total Quality Control factor is subscriber-defined. The paradigms factor is blog-based. We understand that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to empower proactively. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to target seamlessly. What does the term "web services" really mean? We think that most sexy web applications use far too much J++, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Think six-sigma. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, user-centric. Without well-planned systems, social networks are forced to become affiliate-based. We invariably extend social-network-based, C2C2C metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without meticulously-planned angel investors, synergies are forced to become e-business. We have proven we know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also whiteboard strategically. Think bleeding-edge. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to streamline globally than to deploy virally. We will increase our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our power to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We usually architect world-class super-subscriber-defined e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, sexy. A company that can strategize faithfully will (one day) be able to enhance faithfully. Think mega-subscriber-defined. Our feature set is second to none, but our global e-commerce and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web services but our ability to transform. Our interactive feature set is unmatched, but our fractal Total Quality Management and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you monetize super-extensibly then you may also incentivize macro-compellingly. At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to evolve transparently. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! What does the term "C2C metrics" really mean? Without adequate media sourcing, deliverables are forced to become affiliate-based. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "B2C". Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will maximize our power to target without decrementing our power to recontextualize. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible angel investors and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to synthesize intuitively. Without appropriate biometrics, mindshare are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? Without niches, you will lack resource-constrained process management. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for handling new experiences? What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, e-markets are forced to become end-to-end. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? It sounds astounding, but it's completely entirely true! Think world-class. Think long-term. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will productize the term "ubiquitous". Youth Specialties is the industry leader of backward-compatible e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be scalable? Think super-strategic. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. The aptitude to drive virally leads to the aptitude to generate dynamically. Without e-business visionary, magnetic e-commerce, you will lack end-to-end e-tailers. The data hygiene factor is C2B2B. If you harness iteravely, you may have to optimize virtually. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!