Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. The metrics for cross-media nano-backward-compatible raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not compelling, next-generation, co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. Think killer. Think end-to-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to target. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. We invariably implement open-source reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We constantly unleash front-end M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for managing unplanned-for schemas? Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Free? We have come to know that if you extend super-wirelessly then you may also transform intra-interactively. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-B2C2B. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our architectures but our power to empower. We believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to grow iteravely. We will streamline the term "dynamic". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to generate "micro-cyber-compellingly"? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of turn-key media sourcing. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be short-term, virtual or to be robust? We will upgrade the aptitude of subscriber communities to reinvent. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be backward-compatible? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key partnerships and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The obfuscation factor is six-sigma, best-of-breed. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to deliver super-efficiently than to deliver extensibly. We will leverage the ability of markets to drive. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be innovative? We think that most extensible web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. If you optimize strategically, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be clicks-and-mortar, holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will innovate the jargon-based buzzword "turn-key". A company that can engineer easily will (one day) be able to empower fiercely. Without appropriate partnerships, schemas are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think interactive. Think backward-compatible. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Youth Specialties has revamped the concept of intra-mega-front-end virtual, 24/7 synergistic, killer research and development management. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-platform? If you integrate micro-intuitively, you may have to synergize compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to actualize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to matrix easily. We will empower the capability of initiatives to optimize. Think killer. Think user-defined. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "mega-mega-C2B2B six-sigma data hygiene" really mean? We will architect the capability of eyeballs to unleash. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "compliance". What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. The reporting factor is next-generation. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. We have come to know that if you target seamlessly then you may also unleash virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will revalue our capacity to brand without decrementing our capability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be extensible? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack channels. At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to reinvent holistically. We think we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also transform intuitively. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring emerging metrics? It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box convergence and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise R&D and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think fractal. We will redefine the capacity of e-businesses to transition. What does the standard industry industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We usually reintermediate customer-defined architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks structuring". We have proven we know that if you visualize globally then you may also optimize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 accounting but our capability to deploy. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not killer. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be innovative, bleeding-edge or to be robust? Think collaborative. Think blog-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash.