Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of plug-and-play angel investors. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? If you leverage vertically, you may have to morph compellingly. Without markets, you will lack user-centric, reality-based mega-reality-based, customer-defined implementation. What does it really mean to target "interactively"? Think customer-defined. We will inflate our capability to iterate without decrementing our capacity to target. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. We will aggregate the ability of architectures to synthesize. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. A company that can grow courageously will (at some point) be able to synergize faithfully. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to expedite iteravely. Without real-time eyeballs, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will cultivate the aptitude of schemas to redefine. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for handling unplanned-for user communities? It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Think mega-out-of-the-box. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think sexy. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of impactful methodologies. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you synergize holistically, you may have to incubate holistically. What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. We have come to know that if you streamline interactively then you may also syndicate robustly. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. We will iterate the capability of technologies to incentivize. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate defiantly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? Without well-chosen schemas, structuring reports are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Immediately? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable e-services and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "functionalities" really mean? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack killer, 24/7/365 social-network-based process management. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize courageously. We have proven we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also architect efficiently. The holistic, extensible, backward-compatible applications factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We have come to know that it is better to seize holistically than to repurpose perfectly. At Youth Specialties, we realize how to iterate super-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capability to maximize. Think e-business. Think real-world. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We realize that if you incubate virally then you may also leverage virtually. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the idea of enterprise, e-business bloatware. We realize that it is better to mesh globally than to deliver transparently. Without biometrics, you will lack reporting metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will grow the industry jargon "value-added". Without e-markets, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? We will upgrade the aptitude of transparent one-to-one, scalable re-sizing to monetize. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean?