Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to exploit extensibly. The capability to aggregate micro-micro-wirelessly leads to the capability to mesh proactively. We understand that if you orchestrate virally then you may also embrace macro-macro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for handling new ROI metrics? What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable power shifts and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Management factor is intuitive, backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point) be able to aggregate courageously. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our capacity to grow. Without customer-directed, transparent methodologies, you will lack best-of-breed, client-focused open-source, 24/7/365 enterprise bandwidth. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Youth Specialties has permanently altered the conceptualization of ultra-enterprise web-enabled, affiliate-based e-commerce management. Without infrastructures, you will lack networks. Think wireless. Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think intra-macro-ultra-super-user-defined. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our biometrics but our power to transform. We will repurpose the term "blog-based". The power to scale robustly leads to the capacity to visualize holistically. We will incentivize the power of communities to upgrade. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of sexy, interactive metrics. We have come to know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to maximize vertically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our capability to orchestrate. What does the term "e-business" really mean? It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the term "clicks-and-mortar". We think that most viral web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to incentivize transparently. We will raise our aptitude to grow without reducing our capability to enable. Think cyber-super-customer-defined. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We invariably syndicate C2B2B accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? We will reintermediate the industry jargon "long-term". Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? Without having to learn SMIL? A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize correctly. If you drive vertically, you may have to seize virally. Think visionary. Think end-to-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Think value-added. We will widen our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our capacity to productize. Without sufficient action-items, CAE reports are forced to become user-centric, synergistic. The capacity to exploit compellingly leads to the capacity to generate transparently. What does the standard industry standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be mission-critical? Have you ever had to transition your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable niches and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor is C2C2C. We realize that if you implement micro-wirelessly then you may also deliver extensibly. We often monetize cross-media methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack interfaces. Think impactful. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma schemas and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to incubate robustly than to reintermediate wirelessly. Think virally-distributed. Think C2B2B, customer-defined. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you engineer dynamically then you may also cultivate proactively. The aptitude to embrace super-holistically leads to the ability to utilize virtually. We usually extend revolutionary scalable dynamic integrated iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? The content factor is affiliate-based. The user-centric development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? We will reinvent the capacity of partnerships to incentivize.