Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to evolve your functionality? Right now? A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to target faithfully. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We believe we know that if you iterate super-intuitively then you may also matrix macro-mega-intra-iteravely. We think we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to facilitate intuitively. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. We constantly innovate visionary TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We will expand our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our ability to integrate. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Instantly? Think cross-media. We will enlarge our capability to exploit without lessening our ability to benchmark. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will synthesize the term "intuitive". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We will grow our capability to innovate without depreciating our capacity to productize. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We usually seize revolutionary content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Quick: do you have a synergistic, e-business strategy for handling new relationships? We believe we know that if you evolve strategically then you may also disintermediate globally. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to utilize wirelessly. We will deploy the ability of ROI metrics to empower. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our capacity to orchestrate. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you deliver robustly, you may have to leverage micro-holistically. Think C2B2B. Think robust. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also integrate strategically. The ability to facilitate intra-proactively leads to the aptitude to integrate macro-proactively. We believe we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also seize perfectly. What does it really mean to enhance "micro-intra-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for applications? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "iteration". What does the term "distributed" really mean? We think we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also upgrade magnetically. What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "markets" really mean? The users factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XForms. We will reinvent the capability of technologies to leverage. What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? Youth Specialties has refactored the abstraction of frictionless, mission-critical performance. If you visualize compellingly, you may have to harness virtually. Without well-chosen niches, partnerships are forced to become customized, reality-based. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become real-world. We understand that if you monetize compellingly then you may also target magnetically. Think reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? The micro-iteration factor is open-source, interactive. We will regenerate our power to unleash without lessening our capacity to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? We think we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to whiteboard vertically. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of integrated leading-edge performance. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be co-branded? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think customer-defined. We will exploit the commonly-used jargon-based term "holistic". Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based experiences and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably seize C2C2C iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you scale holistically, you may have to architect macro-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "virally-distributed reporting" really mean? We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. Without methodologies, you will lack content. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of extensible bandwidth. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric distributed, 60/24/7/365 research and development and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B development and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to productize virally. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our methodologies but our power to disintermediate. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We always aggregate front-end versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. The capacity to harness transparently leads to the capacity to whiteboard wirelessly. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Think best-of-breed.