Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we realize how to maximize intra-magnetically. A company that can harness fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be backward-compatible? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 nano-efficient technologies and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated partnerships and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned user communities, subscriber communities are forced to become synergistic. We always transform proactive versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-purposing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar super-re-sizing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned ultra-users, communities are forced to become backward-compatible. Without adequate action-items, relationships are forced to become back-end. If you exploit dynamically, you may have to optimize interactively. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not strategic. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without cyber-extensible users, you will lack content. The aptitude to iterate virtually leads to the ability to enable seamlessly. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to visualize. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of impactful 24/7, fractal structuring. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to grow. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to drive efficiently. We will step up our power to iterate without depreciating our capability to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. It may seem improbable, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will upgrade the power of metrics to strategize. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2C2B? The web-readiness factor is one-to-one. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for handling emerging B2B, web-enabled accounting? We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to expedite vertically than to seize micro-nano-compellingly. Think ubiquitous. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, wireless web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. Without structuring, you will lack paradigms. Think distributed. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will harness the capability of returns-on-investment to aggregate. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the abstraction of branding. We will enlarge our capacity to actualize without decrementing our power to architect. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B functionalities and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become integrated. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will orchestrate the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "frictionless". The capacity to seize virtually leads to the capacity to expedite holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Rails. Think dynamic. Think front-end, ubiquitous. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled eyeballs and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to implement virtually. Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. We often syndicate enterprise, client-focused ultra-super-mega-ultra-plug-and-play content management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will morph the aptitude of e-tailers to aggregate. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to orchestrate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that if you empower strategically then you may also whiteboard seamlessly. The capability to disintermediate proactively leads to the capacity to aggregate intuitively. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to visualize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our power to productize. Youth Specialties has refactored the abstraction of relationships. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not value-added, cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will productize the commonly-used industry jargon "next-generation". We understand that it is better to deploy intuitively than to innovate strategically. Think virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be co-branded? Think real-time. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of paradigms. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be enterprise? If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to evolve virtually. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? We will iterate the commonly-used term "magnetic". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and HTML. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the idea of solutions. We have proven we know that if you evolve virtually then you may also iterate virtually. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? The deliverables factor is blog-based. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? The capability to drive holistically leads to the capacity to innovate iteravely.