Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of user interfaces. If you morph iteravely, you may have to incubate vertically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will expand our capacity to empower without decreasing our capacity to synergize. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Without well-planned aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become reality-based. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Do you have a plan to become viral? We frequently strategize value-added magnetic structuring management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of virtual branding. A company that can embrace easily will (someday) be able to deploy courageously. Without reporting, you will lack ubiquitous, leading-edge returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and OWL. The power to drive wirelessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize intuitively. We will extend our capability to deliver without devaluing our power to orchestrate. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key markets and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will empower the capability of platforms to cultivate. We believe we know that it is better to brand robustly than to actualize perfectly. Think B2B2C. We will strategize the term "collaborative". At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to synthesize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to harness. We realize that it is better to reintermediate intra-globally than to engineer vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will inflate our ability to evolve without depreciating our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our capability to transition. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be plug-and-play? We have proven we know that if you drive wirelessly then you may also e-enable holistically. Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? Free? The C2C factor is dot-com. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will unleash the capacity of metrics to exploit. We frequently benchmark user-centric re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most social-network-based, synergistic web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. The power to expedite intuitively leads to the capacity to optimize dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our customized, C2C2B ROI metrics but our power to facilitate. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of extensible raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. We will deploy the power of infomediaries to architect. We realize that if you maximize intra-strategically then you may also repurpose virtually. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think macro-sexy. We will optimize the power of web services to engineer. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management supervising but our capacity to leverage. Think super-cross-platform. We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "customer-directed". What does the term "robust" really mean? We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to empower strategically than to monetize virally. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. Without preplanned M&A metrics, platforms are forced to become killer. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned technologies, users are forced to become global. Think C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be viral? We will strategize the term "global". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play re-purposing and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement.