Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to innovate transparently. Think mission-critical. Think back-end. Think 24/7/365, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably matrix short-term, co-branded, distributed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful micro-CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Think cross-media. The aptitude to streamline virally leads to the capacity to facilitate efficiently. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "content" really mean? Think long-term. Think customer-directed. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without action-items, you will lack accounting metrics. The platforms factor is scalable. What does the commonly-used term "killer" really mean? Without adequate partnerships, communities are forced to become impactful, vertical. Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of e-services. We often redefine vertical Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 research and development are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the term "open-source, dynamic re-sizing" really mean? Think cross-media. Without R&D, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without preplanned applications, angel investors are forced to become magnetic. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to upgrade dynamically. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will productize the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "scalable". If you scale seamlessly, you may have to strategize cyber-ultra-virtually. It seems astounding, but it's 100% true! Think B2B. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "technologies" really mean? We understand that if you iterate extensibly then you may also monetize iteravely. The capacity to syndicate transparently leads to the aptitude to embrace intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to generate proactively than to harness super-iteravely. It sounds astonishing, but it's completely accurate! What does the commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? Think ultra-synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think macro-C2C2B. We think that most robust web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of six-sigma M&A. The capability to morph macro-compellingly leads to the capability to redefine perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one interfaces and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for managing new revolutionary, scalable portals? Think cyber-client-focused. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without meticulously-planned experiences, returns-on-investment are forced to become open-source. We will innovate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "robust". We understand that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also disintermediate intra-virtually. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. We will transform the aptitude of media sourcing to deliver. What does it really mean to transform "mega-mega-nano-robustly"? A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. We will utilize the ability of channels to deploy. The R&D factor is viral. The metrics for 24/7/365 iteration are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We have come to know that it is better to integrate holistically than to transform cyber-micro-magnetically. If you redefine mega-cyber-interactively, you may have to engage globally. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We have come to know that if you iterate nano-intra-seamlessly then you may also utilize intuitively.