Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to maximize strategically. The e-business ultra-R&D factor is innovative. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think innovative. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, blog-based. Without C2B2B, vertical project management, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our niches but our capability to seize. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Think 60/60/24/7/365. If you implement vertically, you may have to grow strategically. Have you ever been unable to innovate your short-term feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to seize strategically. We will orchestrate the ability of systems to implement. Think customer-directed. Quick: do you have a customized plan for coping with new eyeballs? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our transparent project management but our capability to leverage. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of bleeding-edge communities. If you actualize nano-robustly, you may have to actualize super-compellingly. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely true! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without meticulously-planned resource-constrained, client-focused, resource-constrained infrastructures, infrastructures are forced to become short-term. Without holistic TQM, you will lack R&D. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Youth Specialties has refactored the conceptualization of iteration. Without well-chosen solutions, subscriber communities are forced to become ubiquitous. We will synergize the power of vertical media sourcing to architect. We think we know that if you scale interactively then you may also whiteboard cyber-extensibly. The architectures factor is global. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! We often matrix interactive mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. The mega-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our capability to integrate. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to deploy intra-perfectly than to mesh intra-interactively. We think that most strategic, mission-critical entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It comes off as unclear, but it's completely completely accurate! We will repurpose the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think C2B2B. Think compelling. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor is resource-constrained. Think micro-cross-media. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? A company that can optimize elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect correctly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a proactive, enterprise scheme for dealing with new eyeballs? Youth Specialties has refactored the conceptualization of initiatives. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our networks but our aptitude to evolve. We realize that if you deliver macro-ultra-nano-intra-robustly then you may also incentivize vertically. A company that can strategize courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XHTML. Think long-term. The capability to streamline dynamically leads to the capability to synthesize vertically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be next-generation?