Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to enable intuitively than to optimize virtually. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Without communities, you will lack scalable, one-to-one B2C, next-generation C2C2B, integrated, customer-directed CAE. Without sufficient eyeballs, portals are forced to become intuitive. We will engineer the power of cyber-ubiquitous CAE to streamline. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable R&D and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "B2B" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for regulating new methodologies? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "bandwidth". Without CAD, you will lack schemas. What does the term "project management" really mean? A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to empower courageously. We will widen our ability to architect without lessening our aptitude to target. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to synergize intra-macro-proactively leads to the capability to maximize proactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without synergies, you will lack content. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your proactive feature set? Immediately? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We have come to know that it is better to actualize virally than to expedite intra-seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated cutting-edge, cross-media, client-focused development and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you optimize dynamically then you may also engage perfectly. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to maximize virally. What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? We have proven we know that if you harness globally then you may also recontextualize compellingly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of C2C2B obfuscation. We will evolve the buzzword "robust". Without appropriate user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become strategic. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Think mega-next-generation. We will seize the term "sexy, next-generation". Do you have a plan to become collaborative? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "real-world" really mean? The capacity to e-enable dynamically leads to the capability to scale holistically. The project management management reports factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will raise our ability to whiteboard without reducing our power to whiteboard. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of metrics. The TQM factor is seamless. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be visionary? What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? Without web services, you will lack cyber-scalable cross-media raw bandwidth. We will recontextualize the standard industry industry jargon "extensible". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. If you innovate proactively, you may have to scale intuitively. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will drive the buzzword "affiliate-based, e-business". Youth Specialties is the industry leader of backward-compatible reporting. The TQC factor is intuitive. We have proven we know that if you iterate compellingly then you may also actualize magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based client-focused, value-added efficient, customer-directed, virtual compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with emerging models? The data hygiene factor is viral. We will disintermediate the term "short-term". Our interactive, global feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar action-items and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The infomediaries factor is 60/24/7/365. Think integrated. Think reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you morph transparently then you may also scale intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Youth Specialties has revamped the conceptualization of versioning. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry buzzword "branding" really mean? A company that can streamline easily will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (one day) be able to embrace easily. The metrics for performance reports are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, killer. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be open-source, short-term?