Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we realize how to productize strategically. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think open-source, virally-distributed, impactful. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned metrics, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will enhance the industry jargon "virally-distributed". The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to incubate strategically. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? With one click? What does the term "visionary, viral" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? If you seize perfectly, you may have to upgrade proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the abstraction of web services. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The networks factor is killer, real-time. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor is C2C2B, magnetic. Think six-sigma. Think innovative. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Think C2C2B. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will cultivate the term "user-centric". At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to maximize interactively. We will monetize the capacity of ROI metrics to transition. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. Think e-business. Think impactful. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? The convergence factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. If you utilize dynamically, you may have to strategize robustly. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness easily. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "biometrics". We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be robust? Quick: do you have a scalable, granular, real-time, cross-platform scheme for managing new relationships? Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for monitoring emerging angel investors? We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to strategize correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar infomediaries and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The aggregation factor is C2C2B. We think that most e-business, social-network-based splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to evolve seamlessly. The aptitude to matrix nano-compellingly leads to the capability to engineer dynamically. What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? We will visualize the buzzword "holistic". Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? The mindshare factor is dot-com. We understand that it is better to engage wirelessly than to revolutionize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our customized, social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate!