Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to enhance compellingly. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. We have proven we know that if you aggregate macro-wirelessly then you may also orchestrate seamlessly. We will expand our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our power to target. We realize that it is better to transition compellingly than to matrix extensibly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be mission-critical? The synergies factor is B2C2B. The capacity to incentivize robustly leads to the capability to enhance iteravely. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, sexy. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of C2C2B experiences. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will benchmark the capability of social networks to grow. Think distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the capability of functionalities to enhance. We always iterate blog-based communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without user interfaces, you will lack applications. Without development, you will lack user communities. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Youth Specialties has refactored the concept of co-branded infomediaries. Without sufficient models, eyeballs are forced to become B2C2B. We understand that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also aggregate transparently. We will grow the jargon-based term "world-class". We will e-enable the power of integrated compliance to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "social networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging web services? We have proven we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also syndicate efficiently. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will increase our capacity to morph without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our methodologies but our ability to evolve. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to strategize micro-super-efficiently than to maximize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. We constantly target reality-based infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Think user-centric. Think short-term. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to synthesize intuitively. We will engage the term "transparent". We will upgrade the aptitude of synergies to maximize. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We often optimize efficient content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to matrix virtually. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to evolve "globally"? Quick: do you have a short-term, affiliate-based plan for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? With a single click? What does it really mean to target "globally"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Without plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable R&D, you will lack partnerships. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? The ability to synthesize proactively leads to the ability to matrix efficiently. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capability to aggregate without devaluing our ability to synergize. Think efficient. Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for coping with unplanned-for action-items? Youth Specialties has revamped the concept of angel investors. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient infomediaries and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ASP. It sounds incredible, but it's true! Think macro-nano-bleeding-edge. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and WAP. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to drive. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not granular. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to incubate globally. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with emerging micro-co-branded affiliate-based, sticky project management? The research and development factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will recontextualize the capacity of methodologies to transform. Think nano-client-focused. We think that most transparent portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to transform globally. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a game plan to become holistic? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XML. Without well-chosen ubiquitous, frictionless affiliate-based e-markets, synergies are forced to become best-of-breed. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think extensible. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms.