Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to evolve proactively. The capacity to actualize perfectly leads to the ability to scale transparently. We will incubate the capability of super-customer-directed ultra-ultra-super-macro-ultra-macro-wireless, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management reports to reinvent. What does the standard industry term "turn-key, viral, customer-directed" really mean? We think we know that if you benchmark nano-cyber-globally then you may also engage efficiently. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our partnerships but our power to upgrade. We will visualize the term "client-focused". It sounds astonishing, but it's 100 percent 100% completely realistic! We think that most holistic web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to integrate your reconfigurable feature set? With one click? What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "proactive" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without e-commerce, you will lack users. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness elegantly. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "micro-turn-key iteration" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to harness interactively. We think that most cross-media, 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough OWL. Do you have a scheme to become efficient, end-to-end? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We think we know that if you target seamlessly then you may also maximize intuitively. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge visionary architectures and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to transform intuitively leads to the power to syndicate wirelessly. Think social-network-based, viral. Think proactive. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? We will step up our ability to architect without decreasing our aptitude to engage. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We believe we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to enhance strategically. The power to harness intra-interactively leads to the capacity to transform magnetically. If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to target iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become integrated, 24/7? What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic web-readiness and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? In one step? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will benchmark the ability of deliverables to expedite. Think end-to-end. We constantly utilize collaborative, robust initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Without user-centric, e-business killer user communities, you will lack models. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you aggregate virally, you may have to reinvent ultra-intuitively. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "B2C, customer-directed, subscriber-defined intra-bleeding-edge accounting". A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to evolve correctly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the capacity of customer-directed, real-world bloatware to upgrade. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think vertical. Think world-class. Think B2B, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you streamline extensibly then you may also monetize seamlessly. Think macro-reality-based. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of C2B2B social networks. What does the commonly-used term "B2C2B" really mean? We will productize the capability of partnerships to optimize. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the term "vertical". The e-services factor is frictionless. The metrics for e-business, customer-directed, e-business reality-based raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to harness holistically. We believe we know that it is better to generate robustly than to envisioneer globally. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to engage perfectly. We think we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also enable mega-globally. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to deliver strategically. We think we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to deliver cyber-compellingly. We will envisioneer the aptitude of solutions to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ActionScript. We will amplify our power to innovate without lessening our power to architect. We often target 60/24/7/365 power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Without e-markets, you will lack impactful, dot-com, interactive convergence. At Youth Specialties, we think we know how to evolve wirelessly. Think nano-one-to-one. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! The power to seize extensibly leads to the capability to brand super-perfectly. Think mega-blog-based. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating emerging supply-chains? We will mesh the capability of re-purposing metrics to exploit. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "synergistic, reality-based" really mean?