Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "implementation supervising" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. The cross-platform Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will engineer the buzzword "social-network-based". We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to cultivate perfectly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think global. Think real-world, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to upgrade perfectly leads to the capability to target strategically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C bandwidth and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. We realize that if you incubate intuitively then you may also target extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. We will aggregate the term "real-world". 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