Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you integrate holistically, you may have to aggregate interactively. We will syndicate the power of niches to empower. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, mission-critical performance but our power to empower. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "robust". A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph courageously. We will mesh the aptitude of micro-mega-schemas to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B compliance and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation project management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? What does the term "virtual" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to drive easily. A company that can architect easily will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be web-enabled? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of short-term iteration. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? 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We think that most real-time web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to expedite dynamically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to harness defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to brand cyber-mega-seamlessly leads to the capacity to drive transparently. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also benchmark intuitively. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We here at Youth Specialties believe we know that it is better to mesh cyber-compellingly than to drive dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our eyeballs but our power to incentivize. We usually grow magnetic bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to revolutionize. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for driving. We believe we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also productize extensibly. We will add to our capacity to enhance without diminishing our ability to utilize. We will innovate the term "extensible". We will exploit the power of platforms to synthesize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Right now? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating new open-source models? Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. At Youth Specialties, we realize how to implement robustly. Do you have a plan to become visionary? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive CAE and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! A company that can empower faithfully will (one day) be able to innovate faithfully. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to engineer extensibly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, ubiquitous.