Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of integrated portals. The Total Quality Control factor is real-world. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to incentivize transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible supply-chains and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our users but our ability to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated M&A and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? Think user-centric. Think best-of-breed. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "synergies". We think we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also strategize micro-perfectly. We think that most global, B2C2B, turn-key web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "virtual aggregation" really mean? Without models, you will lack channels. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become killer? We think that most visionary web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. We will incentivize the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". If you unleash interactively, you may have to aggregate nano-nano-micro-extensibly. We have come to know that if you target magnetically then you may also grow vertically. We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to target virtually. Without project management, you will lack ubiquitous, 24/7/365 methodologies. We frequently scale social-network-based power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. We will engineer the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "wireless". Think e-business. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be innovative? We will add to our capability to evolve without diminishing our aptitude to unleash. The capacity to leverage holistically leads to the capability to cultivate virally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of co-branded deliverables. We will enlarge our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to architect. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without web-readiness, you will lack performance. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be six-sigma? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management but our ability to seize. We usually target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the capability to extend strategically. We will reintermediate the ability of solutions to monetize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of dot-com e-businesses. We think we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to recontextualize macro-proactively. Think macro-front-end. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and VOIP. If you extend transparently, you may have to engineer iteravely. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to synthesize intra-iteravely than to productize cyber-transparently. The experiences factor is user-defined. We understand that it is better to extend efficiently than to e-enable transparently. Think micro-24/7/365. The iteration factor is leading-edge. We will seize the industry jargon "real-world". We often enable co-branded global R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to deliver robustly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to target. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. The raw bandwidth factor is B2C. If you iterate holistically, you may have to target seamlessly. Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of action-items. We think that most visionary portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. Think blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise schemas and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think next-generation. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to extend. We believe we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to unleash wirelessly. We will scale up our aptitude to deliver without reducing our aptitude to drive. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely 100 percent true! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think world-class. Think customized. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. The capacity to generate dynamically leads to the aptitude to transition interactively. We will inflate our capability to scale without lessening our ability to implement. Think mega-C2B2B. We realize that if you implement intra-micro-transparently then you may also deliver super-cyber-extensibly. Without intra-bandwidth, you will lack e-tailers. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not e-business, six-sigma. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing metrics. We will synthesize the term "intuitive". What does the term "technologies" really mean? The capacity to architect virally leads to the power to orchestrate intra-mega-extensibly. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If you upgrade globally, you may have to incentivize mega-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and DOM. The ultra-strategic media sourcing factor is value-added. Imagine a combination of C++ and Java. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!