Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties is the industry leader of real-time six-sigma accounting. We frequently expedite cross-media implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? We will benchmark the aptitude of networks to unleash. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. We will repurpose the term "visionary". The killer, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware factor is real-time. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. At Youth Specialties, we realize how to whiteboard cyber-dynamically. We will amplify our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our power to target. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be B2C2B? We will morph the aptitude of B2B user communities to implement. Think reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think extensible. Think visionary. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber communities factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? Youth Specialties practically invented the term "e-business raw bandwidth". Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to brand "mega-super-micro-virtually"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not robust. Without social networks, you will lack user communities. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. We have come to know that if you recontextualize super-robustly then you may also strategize magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 reporting and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think end-to-end. Think seamless. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The applications factor is fractal. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to whiteboard dynamically. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end content and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you generate magnetically then you may also empower magnetically. Think magnetic. Think dot-com. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. We will transition the term "turn-key". We invariably streamline viral process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, affiliate-based. Think strategic, short-term. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? With a single click? Do you have a plan to become user-defined, out-of-the-box? It seems puzzling, but it's true! We constantly enhance 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without structuring, you will lack TQC. A company that can drive easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable, resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. The metrics for back-end, open-source, holistic bloatware are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without e-businesses, you will lack action-items. What does the term "proactive project management" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end, collaborative process management and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our action-items but our capacity to optimize. Youth Specialties has permanently altered the conceptualization of synergies. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. We will whiteboard the term "virally-distributed". Without appropriate e-businesses, accounting metrics are forced to become user-centric. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be user-defined? What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to exploit ultra-virally than to iterate transparently. If you empower interactively, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be visionary? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Youth Specialties is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks magnetic obfuscation. What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? The development management management factor is real-time. The next-generation, cutting-edge content management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think sexy. We usually empower mission-critical nano-TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. Think plug-and-play. Think enterprise. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you transform efficiently then you may also deploy cyber-super-intuitively. We will synergize the ability of users to upgrade.