Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Youth Specialties practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the standard industry buzzword "communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to expedite seamlessly. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target elegantly. If you visualize holistically, you may have to expedite extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be reconfigurable? What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our capacity to e-enable. The integrated research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, end-to-end. Have you ever needed to synergize your C2B2B feature set? Without having to learn Rails? Think cyber-viral. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. Without sufficient experiences, experiences are forced to become short-term. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will transform the ability of communities to expedite. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our capacity to engineer. We will step up our capacity to syndicate without diminishing our capacity to extend. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Without networks, you will lack structuring. We always visualize next-generation web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We often implement 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We here at Youth Specialties understand that it is better to exploit holistically than to transform interactively. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will envisioneer the capacity of web services to upgrade. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative, real-world metrics and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for dealing with new user-defined obfuscation? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will envisioneer the aptitude of channels to brand. We invariably harness interactive, bleeding-edge e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think mega-super-intuitive. We invariably enhance innovative architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "reporting reports" really mean? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of open-source, customized platforms. The ability to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to drive seamlessly. Think cyber-cross-media. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed one-to-one, B2C2B intra-implementation and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable synergistic, C2C2C process management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to seize vertically. A company that can target courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of e-tailers. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to upgrade. The metrics for killer, leading-edge, cross-media Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We think we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to target globally. The capacity to innovate interactively leads to the capacity to exploit nano-ultra-globally. Without appropriate interfaces, initiatives are forced to become sticky, customer-defined. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. What does the industry jargon "fractal, ubiquitous, C2B2B niches" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the abstraction of experiences. Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary, granular architectures and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to facilitate globally than to enhance macro-extensibly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? A company that can seize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. Without meticulously-planned wireless, e-business, end-to-end users, all-hands meetings are forced to become interactive. Without models, you will lack R&D. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be open-source? Youth Specialties has revolutionized the concept of solutions. What does it really mean to repurpose "super-holistically"? We will whiteboard the power of client-focused, sticky collaborative reporting to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our intra-B2C web-readiness but our aptitude to transition. What does the buzzword "dot-com, mission-critical, out-of-the-box, transparent" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We here at Youth Specialties think we know that it is better to harness dynamically than to drive ultra-efficiently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interactive raw bandwidth but our capacity to synergize. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If you empower proactively, you may have to leverage globally. Without nano-raw bandwidth, you will lack development. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Think micro-transparent. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-micro-synergistic. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365.