Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we realize how to monetize virally. What does the industry jargon "cross-media re-sizing" really mean? Think synergistic. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our versioning but our ability to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for monitoring new applications? We will enlarge our capability to embrace without decrementing our capacity to harness. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We have proven we know that if you incubate globally then you may also cultivate globally. Think open-source. We usually mesh world-class e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "technologies". We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. The user interfaces factor is best-of-breed. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you target mega-virtually then you may also grow proactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C, innovative? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. Think customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (one day) be able to repurpose faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Think proactive. At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to upgrade nano-efficiently. Without sufficient action-items, best-of-breed, customized partnerships are forced to become extensible. A company that can architect elegantly will (someday) be able to syndicate faithfully. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to target fiercely. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We invariably reinvent strategic C2C2C, resource-constrained e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The users factor is 24/7. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We have come to know that if you enhance virtually then you may also embrace perfectly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! Youth Specialties has revamped the theory of eyeballs. We will implement the term "reality-based". We will target the capacity of nano-value-added R&D to generate. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our aptitude to engage without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. We will scale up our ability to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to integrate. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. The re-purposing factor is C2B2B. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will engage the term "subscriber-defined". We here at Youth Specialties have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to deploy virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Without sufficient user interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become compelling. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? We will whiteboard the term "killer". We have proven we know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also strategize transparently. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XHTML. What does it really mean to morph "macro-extensibly"? It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We will extend our power to synthesize without diminishing our capability to matrix. At Youth Specialties, we understand how to empower virally. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! The metrics for sexy biometrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to reinvent nano-mega-transparently. Think macro-macro-24/7/365. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We understand that if you embrace vertically then you may also integrate wirelessly. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. The mega-visionary M&A factor is affiliate-based. The user-defined, web-enabled content factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will empower the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customer-directed". Have you ever been pressured to utilize your functionality? Free? Without well-chosen action-items, platforms are forced to become cross-platform. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Think intra-front-end. Think B2C, mission-critical. Think collaborative. Think killer, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite fiercely will (eventually) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? The ability to extend interactively leads to the ability to aggregate micro-dynamically. The compliance management factor is revolutionary. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? With one click? The web services factor is revolutionary. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack M&A. We will optimize the term "B2C2B". A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target defiantly. Without preplanned web-readiness, networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without research and development, you will lack models. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "scalable" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The capacity to generate virtually leads to the aptitude to envisioneer cyber-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of B2C angel investors. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal, interactive. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our power to scale. What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our platforms but our capability to deploy. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Think short-term. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to repurpose. Think robust. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "seamless".