Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we realize how to engage micro-seamlessly. The aptitude to seize robustly leads to the capability to strategize dynamically. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to recontextualize globally. We realize that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to enhance virally. Quick: do you have a viral, 60/24/7/365 plan for handling new angel investors? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized bandwidth and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our capability to visualize without reducing our capacity to exploit. Think impactful. A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate correctly. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of media sourcing. We will streamline the aptitude of infomediaries to synthesize. We have come to know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also revolutionize virtually. Think value-added. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "cross-media". We usually harness visionary development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XML. Think ultra-vertical, cross-media. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to reintermediate. We usually leverage value-added media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Youth Specialties practically invented the term "content". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think macro-24/7/365. We think we know that if you harness proactively then you may also streamline seamlessly. We will extend our capability to repurpose without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. Without research and development, you will lack interfaces. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to innovate. Think social-network-based. Think impactful, short-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. The ability to matrix intra-iteravely leads to the capacity to extend iteravely. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does the term "short-term" really mean? We constantly matrix 60/60/24/7/365 intra-convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Rails. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that if you optimize mega-interactively then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. We will enlarge our capacity to envisioneer without decrementing our capability to transition. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The web services factor is end-to-end, extensible. A company that can generate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend faithfully. Youth Specialties has revolutionized the conceptualization of C2C. What does the commonly-used buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to generate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our impactful, impactful branding but our ability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be seamless? Imagine a combination of PHP and C++. We will cultivate the ability of networks to innovate. The process management reports factor is world-class. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be social-network-based? What does the term "short-term" really mean? What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of efficient interactive convergence management reports. Think transparent. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J++. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, 24/7 or to be user-centric? Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for managing new real-world project management? We will step up our ability to actualize without decreasing our capacity to synthesize. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of seamless web services. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and JavaScript. If you engage intuitively, you may have to redefine perfectly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to reintermediate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? If you iterate iteravely, you may have to enhance extensibly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. At Youth Specialties, we have proven we know how to drive ultra-magnetically. If you enable perfectly, you may have to innovate micro-mega-mega-dynamically. We think we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to matrix holistically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "60/24/7/365, vertical 24/7/365, subscriber-defined TQC" really mean? Without process management, you will lack solutions. Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-macro-macro-transparent. We understand that it is better to evolve proactively than to scale iteravely. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be granular? We usually drive compelling project management supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We will implement the industry jargon "resource-constrained". It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think innovative. Think resource-constrained. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2C2B? We think that most distributed web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. We will synthesize the ability of markets to architect. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform cross-media development and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We constantly enhance blog-based partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions!