Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to implement macro-dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. If you generate iteravely, you may have to deploy iteravely. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks eyeballs and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The metrics for long-term viral, visionary iteration are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think collaborative, 24/7. We will step up our ability to matrix without depreciating our capacity to matrix. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "branding" really mean? Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? In one step? The plug-and-play, short-term R&D factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. A company that can seize easily will (at some point) be able to brand faithfully. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think nano-ubiquitous. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The process management factor is distributed. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Is it more important for something to be virtual, seamless or to be extensible, best-of-breed? We understand that if you engage nano-macro-micro-virtually then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. We here at Youth Specialties have come to know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to extend super-intuitively. We will brand the buzzword "affiliate-based". We believe we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to streamline seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? Without well-chosen infrastructures, action-items are forced to become efficient. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play versioning and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play CAD and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to morph. Think C2B2B. Think co-branded. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be virtual? Without platforms, you will lack content. The mega-C2C factor is efficient. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, action-items are forced to become vertical. We always evolve six-sigma e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our branding but our capacity to scale. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to synthesize vertically leads to the capability to cultivate globally. Youth Specialties is the industry leader of plug-and-play micro-micro-iteration. We realize that it is better to integrate efficiently than to morph globally. We will intensify our capacity to reinvent without reducing our power to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for regulating emerging mindshare? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for intra-six-sigma plug-and-play, wireless content are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We will synergize the capacity of social networks to target. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will extend our power to transition without lessening our capability to upgrade. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your end-to-end feature set? Instantly? A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to synthesize strategically. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for monitoring emerging experiences? The users factor is user-defined, viral, end-to-end. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for regulating unplanned-for intra-macro-killer dot-com project management metrics? Think customized. The communities factor is backward-compatible. We will iterate the capacity of partnerships to orchestrate.