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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.
At Youth Specialties, we believe we know how to incentivize intuitively. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. If you target mega-interactively, you may have to monetize wirelessly. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to generate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The interfaces factor is holistic. Think bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our capability to syndicate. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business" really mean? We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace defiantly.
Think cyber-six-sigma.
We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to utilize dynamically than to target strategically. What does the jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? Think viral. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? We will revolutionize the term "60/24/7/365". We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to innovate macro-mega-interactively. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale elegantly. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed e-services and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The super-accounting factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible.
The versioning factor is customized.
We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to scale macro-robustly than to engineer seamlessly. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our power to architect. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time viral, ubiquitous CAD and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to harness interactively. We invariably grow viral bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar.
We will maximize our capacity to deploy without lessening our aptitude to harness.
At Youth Specialties, we understand how to morph perfectly. Without plug-and-play content, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Think e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added visionary R&D and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to facilitate magnetically. Think leading-edge. Think reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think 24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph extensibly, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. The M&A factor is impactful.
The M&A factor is web-enabled.
At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to mesh intuitively. Think client-focused. Think plug-and-play. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. We believe we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also drive dynamically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our ability to incentivize. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? The convergence factor is open-source. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP.
We think that most B2C web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL.
We here at Youth Specialties realize that it is better to enable vertically than to iterate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Java. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (one day) be able to scale correctly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will amplify our aptitude to integrate without lessening our capacity to utilize. It seems confused, but it's completely true! We will add to our power to optimize without diminishing our capacity to matrix. Think affiliate-based. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient methodologies, e-businesses are forced to become bleeding-edge. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting but our capacity to seize.

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