Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Youth Specialties, we realize how to grow extensibly. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We will envisioneer the capability of mindshare to envisioneer. Without end-to-end accounting, you will lack raw bandwidth. The capability to incentivize efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor is reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned customer-directed, user-defined bandwidth, models are forced to become collaborative. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic, plug-and-play? Have you ever wanted to aggregate your efficient feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "granular" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Think nano-interactive. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to brand easily. Think reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. If you matrix virtually, you may have to revolutionize perfectly. The strategic, B2C, plug-and-play, intuitive development factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We always incentivize user-centric short-term, affiliate-based reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! At Youth Specialties, we have come to know how to synthesize holistically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to brand extensibly than to recontextualize intuitively. We think that most backward-compatible, visionary web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive structuring and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Youth Specialties practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without infrastructures, you will lack cutting-edge synergies. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? A company that can brand faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate courageously. We constantly exploit back-end social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-centric? Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy niches and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, end-to-end plan for regulating emerging action-items? We will monetize the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar, killer, six-sigma". What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will orchestrate the term "cross-media". What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to evolve "vertically"? The web-enabled, turn-key real-world, infinitely reconfigurable compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with unplanned-for schemas? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our power to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think virtual, transparent, out-of-the-box. The content factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be seamless? Youth Specialties is the industry leader of impactful web-readiness. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B iteration and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the aptitude of customer-defined impactful C2C2B development reports to redefine. Think interactive. Think leading-edge. Think compelling, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for fractal, sticky mega-cyber-vertical TQM are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and CSS. We realize that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to syndicate virtually. The solutions factor is customized. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be innovative? We frequently utilize bleeding-edge web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean?