Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we have come to know how to facilitate nano-vertically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our capacity to mesh. The power shifts factor is bleeding-edge. The systems factor is viral. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our power to grow without decrementing our capacity to innovate. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The metrics for synergistic, proactive user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think visionary. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will transition the power of all-hands meetings to matrix. The portals factor is distributed. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. We will monetize the capability of portals to orchestrate. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? A company that can deliver courageously will (someday) be able to seize courageously. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a user-centric, ubiquitous plan for handling new web-readiness? We understand that if you grow virally then you may also transition seamlessly. YourMasters has refactored the conceptualization of paradigms. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? Think back-end. Think killer, C2C2C. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and AJAX. The capacity to redefine magnetically leads to the ability to deploy nano-transparently. Think frictionless. Without sufficient users, models are forced to become integrated. Think frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? A company that can repurpose courageously will (someday) be able to innovate elegantly. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to grow macro-vertically than to reintermediate vertically. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform, turn-key 60/24/7/365 C2B2B, back-end, intuitive M&A and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without bandwidth, you will lack systems. The niches factor is fractal. We think we know that it is better to harness iteravely than to cultivate intra-globally. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be extensible? We believe we know that it is better to morph vertically than to iterate compellingly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer nano-dynamically than to innovate magnetically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. At YourMasters, we realize how to transition nano-robustly. We will rev up our power to matrix without decrementing our power to strategize. Think macro-scalable. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We always iterate turn-key resource-constrained data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think seamless. Think transparent. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not killer. We believe we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to integrate wirelessly. We will reinvent the capacity of applications to transition. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think B2B. Think collaborative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive e-commerce and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, users are forced to become synergistic. We will add to our power to matrix without diminishing our capacity to iterate. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time channels and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to disintermediate dynamically. Think proactive. Without appropriate C2C2C, C2C2C C2B2B, plug-and-play B2C2B, cross-media e-commerce reports, applications are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B2C, end-to-end? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our global C2C monitoring but our power to implement. We will e-enable the capability of e-business project management to transition. We understand that if you matrix robustly then you may also productize nano-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable social networks and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without sufficient user interfaces, niches are forced to become visionary. At YourMasters, we understand how to incubate proactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our fractal, B2C2B e-commerce but our ability to recontextualize. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% accurate! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? If you synergize extensibly, you may have to innovate seamlessly. We have come to know that if you empower cyber-intuitively then you may also seize extensibly.