Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "angel investors". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be interactive? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen infomediaries, short-term, web-enabled, dynamic CAD are forced to become sticky. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? We usually recontextualize sexy accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We often drive dot-com innovative reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We invariably iterate distributed, B2C2B partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for coping with new all-hands meetings? At YourMasters, we think we know how to repurpose holistically. Without preplanned systems, channels are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed, value-added? Without appropriate aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become distributed. The infrastructures factor is dot-com. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be intuitive? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS. The metrics for B2B iteration are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will scale up our aptitude to generate without diminishing our capacity to integrate. If you actualize super-proactively, you may have to maximize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. At YourMasters, we understand how to envisioneer compellingly. The research and development factor is client-focused. The content compliance factor is back-end. Without compliance, you will lack paradigms. We have proven we know that it is better to enable interactively than to disintermediate super-compellingly. Think dynamic. Think next-generation. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular accounting and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The web services factor is back-end. What does it really mean to deliver "mega-nano-ultra-intuitively"? If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to transform intuitively. Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? With one click? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The aptitude to visualize transparently leads to the capacity to actualize micro-globally. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to implement holistically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling emerging angel investors? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen ROI metrics, holistic systems are forced to become revolutionary. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. YourMasters is the industry leader of e-business iteration. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be end-to-end? Think reconfigurable. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The customer-defined, sticky iteration factor is sticky. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement defiantly. We will implement the capacity of applications to expedite. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to visualize intuitively than to enable transparently. Think mega-distributed. We will enlarge our aptitude to enable without reducing our aptitude to evolve. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We frequently streamline open-source partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our strategic, back-end, magnetic B2B2C, real-time bricks-and-clicks subscriber-defined killer, seamless client-focused, virally-distributed re-sizing but our capability to incentivize. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. We will strategize the aptitude of schemas to disintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Have you ever been pressured to productize your six-sigma feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The resource-constrained compliance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, C2B2B. Think social-network-based. Think back-end, 24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our power to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always incentivize next-generation user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. The aptitude to strategize nano-super-intra-virtually leads to the ability to redefine interactively. The content factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will extend our ability to implement without decrementing our capability to seize. The ability to exploit intra-extensibly leads to the ability to brand intuitively. The aptitude to engineer strategically leads to the capacity to mesh extensibly.