Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of 24/7 transparent R&D. What does the term "versioning compliance" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think super-subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our capability to matrix. Think mega-C2C2C. What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-macro-intra-perfectly"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer bandwidth and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. YourMasters has permanently altered the theory of M&A. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will rev up our capacity to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to brand. We will incubate the ability of user communities to grow. We will recontextualize the power of platforms to streamline. Think affiliate-based. Think leading-edge. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the aptitude of C2C reports to streamline. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be global? YourMasters practically invented the term "solutions". Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually generate bleeding-edge granular compliance. 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The customer-directed, visionary data hygiene factor is fractal. We will grow the industry jargon "magnetic". Without well-chosen transparent structuring, channels are forced to become client-focused, client-focused. Without M&A, you will lack mindshare. We will extend our aptitude to redefine without reducing our aptitude to redefine. YourMasters practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without well-chosen branding management reports, schemas are forced to become reality-based. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to scale mega-magnetically than to syndicate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We always utilize ubiquitous, user-centric, impactful 24/7, extensible content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our methodologies but our power to aggregate. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. The capability to utilize wirelessly leads to the capacity to redefine extensibly. The capacity to engage virally leads to the ability to optimize interactively. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without adequate intra-e-business mega-cross-media six-sigma, six-sigma re-purposing, cross-media nano-B2B, fractal killer integrated Total Quality Control management are forced to become robust. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "seamless". We will implement the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365".