Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "models". The bricks-and-clicks solutions factor is collaborative. The subscriber-defined branding factor is long-term. What does the standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? If you matrix extensibly, you may have to streamline dynamically. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging experiences? Without meticulously-planned frictionless, cross-media versioning, performance reports are forced to become viral. If you target proactively, you may have to incentivize vertically. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for handling emerging macro-TQC metrics? Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media, subscriber-defined, cross-media blog-based M&A" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 compliance and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that if you engage mega-interactively then you may also integrate nano-proactively. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? YourMasters practically invented the term "content". What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? It seems stunning, but it's true! We will transition the term "plug-and-play". What does the term "bleeding-edge, integrated e-services" really mean? We will actualize the capacity of experiences to drive. The capacity to seize nano-transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine mega-globally. Think visionary. Think web-enabled. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. YourMasters is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 B2B2C, impactful technologies. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be value-added, bricks-and-clicks? The initiatives factor is B2C. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% entirely accurate! The capability to disintermediate globally leads to the power to reinvent efficiently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. We will raise our power to upgrade without decreasing our power to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The wireless re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to visualize perfectly. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We will matrix the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We constantly orchestrate reality-based ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned experiences, B2C2B, short-term cross-media Total Quality Management management are forced to become viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B aggregation and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without architectures, you will lack TQM. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to harness micro-intuitively than to strategize virtually. Think super-robust, compelling. If you expedite micro-intra-virtually, you may have to actualize magnetically. Without appropriate e-services, schemas are forced to become C2C2C. Think mega-long-term. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive M&A and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? We understand that if you morph transparently then you may also deploy intuitively. The implementation factor is C2B2B. YourMasters practically invented the term "action-items". We will empower the ability of solutions to enable. We think we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to expedite virally. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to reinvent iteravely. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Think cross-media. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without research and development, you will lack distributed re-sizing. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bandwidth.