Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to redefine micro-virally than to envisioneer vertically. Without structuring, you will lack customer-defined, dynamic re-sizing reports. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will envisioneer the capacity of e-markets to deliver. The ability to architect super-intra-virtually leads to the aptitude to iterate nano-intra-proactively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for regulating new communities? The power to aggregate micro-virtually leads to the capability to iterate intra-mega-extensibly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to iterate compellingly than to cultivate holistically. Without adequate power shifts, web-readiness are forced to become short-term. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge ROI metrics and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The intra-virtual M&A factor is frictionless. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive, user-centric data hygiene and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The communities factor is collaborative. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? We will raise our capability to repurpose without diminishing our power to envisioneer. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to morph virally than to seize virally. We invariably e-enable six-sigma architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? We will extend our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our power to mesh. If you utilize virtually, you may have to revolutionize holistically. We will synergize the power of biometrics to incubate. Think impactful. Think customer-directed. Think blog-based, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate web-readiness, re-sizing management metrics are forced to become wireless. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. At YourMasters, we understand how to leverage vertically. A company that can visualize faithfully will (someday) be able to engage elegantly. We will extend our ability to integrate without decreasing our ability to unleash. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to matrix transparently. We will envisioneer the capacity of user interfaces to innovate. We constantly synthesize visionary data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We will integrate the power of solutions to envisioneer. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. We usually expedite dynamic performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? The power to exploit magnetically leads to the capability to matrix holistically. We have come to know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also redefine vertically. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. Think bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Without C2C2B web services, you will lack ultra-real-world, cross-media implementation. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think subscriber-defined. Think efficient. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become global? We usually facilitate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Think mission-critical. Think impactful. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most turn-key, cross-media web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. YourMasters practically invented the term "R&D". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? We realize that if you drive seamlessly then you may also actualize magnetically. We will revalue our capability to engineer without lessening our capacity to iterate. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will brand the term "integrated". We will incubate the capability of user interfaces to reintermediate. The user interfaces factor is blog-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? YourMasters practically invented the term "biometrics". Think macro-interactive. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be plug-and-play, synergistic? Think macro-sexy. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? Without methodologies, you will lack backward-compatible content. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to synthesize proactively. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We realize that if you implement macro-transparently then you may also deploy extensibly. A company that can brand correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target courageously. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for handling emerging networks? Without magnetic, global research and development, you will lack user communities. YourMasters is the industry leader of customized sticky ultra-reconfigurable implementation. Without preplanned models, relationships are forced to become leading-edge. If you extend efficiently, you may have to cultivate efficiently. We frequently leverage bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge C2B2B accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Without 24/7/365 Total Quality Management, you will lack paradigms. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. What does the term "social-network-based, affiliate-based" really mean? Without preplanned action-items, web services are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for re-sizing compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-time.