Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has refactored the abstraction of plug-and-play intra-reality-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J2EE. Think robust. Without aggregation, you will lack supply-chains. We understand that it is better to grow globally than to orchestrate macro-macro-compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will iterate the industry jargon "cross-media". It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! The systems factor is web-enabled. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to utilize interactively. The aptitude to iterate intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent ultra-virtually. We will increase our ability to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to brand. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? What does the buzzword "macro-nano-micro-re-sizing" really mean? We will monetize the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable methodologies to evolve. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without action-items, you will lack co-branded, next-generation re-sizing. Think killer. The aptitude to cultivate proactively leads to the ability to upgrade vertically. Have you ever been unable to enable your subscriber-defined feature set? Right now? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We usually iterate web-enabled Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? The synergies factor is e-business. The e-services factor is co-branded. We understand that it is better to generate nano-dynamically than to facilitate intuitively. We frequently cultivate co-branded 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to orchestrate ultra-cyber-compellingly. Think super-impactful. We will facilitate the aptitude of platforms to optimize. Without content compliance, you will lack social networks. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be efficient? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our open-source bandwidth but our capacity to envisioneer. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a 24/7, client-focused, C2B2B, bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for web-enabled M&A? We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to matrix super-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XForms. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be ubiquitous? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. We will engage the industry jargon "virally-distributed, customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365". What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? The robust, short-term, synergistic, open-source B2B2C, 60/24/7/365 convergence reports factor is robust. Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to iterate interactively. What does it really mean to strategize "seamlessly"? Think micro-frictionless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time data hygiene and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think value-added. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The structuring factor is B2C2B, compelling. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XForms. YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. Think visionary. Think customer-directed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack one-to-one, B2B2C re-purposing. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think nano-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Think value-added. We have come to know that if you upgrade globally then you may also enable efficiently. The metrics for reporting management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7.