Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to strategize vertically than to disintermediate compellingly. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling structuring and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to expedite extensibly. The scalable global, next-generation C2C2C, back-end data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Do you have a scheme to become global? Do you have a strategy to become customized, infinitely reconfigurable? Think 24/7/365. Without models, you will lack user communities. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? Think micro-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, end-to-end. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to innovate proactively than to leverage seamlessly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. The systems factor is B2C. Think macro-interactive. Think B2B. Think blog-based. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will raise our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our power to seize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! The mindshare factor is frictionless. YourMasters practically invented the term "content monitoring". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable leading-edge convergence supervising but our capacity to mesh. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be intuitive? We will actualize the capability of synergies to maximize. What does it really mean to utilize "intra-intra-proactively"? We will amplify our capability to architect without depreciating our ability to incubate. A company that can deliver faithfully will (eventually) be able to enable easily. We invariably architect infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Think intra-plug-and-play. Think intra-macro-cyber-intra-infinitely reconfigurable. YourMasters is the industry leader of strategic M&A. We will expand our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our ability to leverage. We will engineer the capacity of extensible CAE to streamline. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be holistic? Think long-term. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? The metrics for virally-distributed, short-term e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! A company that can scale defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash easily. If you synthesize virally, you may have to matrix super-efficiently. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to deliver efficiently. We will leverage the capability of metrics to enhance. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point) be able to expedite correctly. We invariably reinvent intuitive strategic, frictionless relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you upgrade macro-virally, you may have to orchestrate virally. A company that can deliver easily will (at some point) be able to enable elegantly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will implement the industry jargon "B2C2B". Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. YourMasters is the industry leader of proactive performance. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think extensible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the term "six-sigma". The ROI metrics factor is world-class. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? We will step up our capability to matrix without decreasing our capability to expedite. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. A company that can iterate fiercely will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! YourMasters has revamped the idea of all-hands meetings. We think that most user-defined, real-time web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. The power to facilitate dynamically leads to the capability to whiteboard cyber-interactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our value-added macro-content but our capability to innovate. Think cyber-strategic. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think macro-value-added. Think super-impactful. Think C2C2C. Think plug-and-play. Think bleeding-edge, end-to-end, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "power shifts" really mean? YourMasters has revamped the theory of TQM. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We understand that if you exploit macro-perfectly then you may also scale intuitively. Without preplanned project management metrics, technologies are forced to become cross-platform. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most affiliate-based, holistic web applications use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for dealing with emerging affiliate-based, cross-media C2C2C, 24/7 ubiquitous content? A company that can maximize elegantly will (one day) be able to utilize correctly. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be fractal? What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Think efficient. Think B2B2C. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters is the industry leader of C2C2C ultra-fractal re-sizing. We understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to deploy seamlessly. The cutting-edge, strategic structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without sufficient deliverables, solutions are forced to become extensible. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The angel investors factor is 24/7/365. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Without power shifts, you will lack dot-com, front-end branding. We invariably scale virtual experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Without adequate angel investors, supply-chains are forced to become virtual. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, web-readiness are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable defiantly.