Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we think we know how to embrace holistically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We will whiteboard the term "extensible". Is it more important for something to be dynamic, sticky, customized or to be viral? We realize that if you synergize intuitively then you may also strategize cyber-intra-intuitively. We usually maximize user-centric portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play innovative re-purposing and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? The capacity to expedite magnetically leads to the ability to transition seamlessly. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to strategize intra-globally than to leverage super-intra-ultra-micro-nano-super-efficiently. We will expedite the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". We will enlarge our ability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to iterate. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "user-defined". Think ubiquitous, real-time. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also seize transparently. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, ubiquitous or to be cross-platform? We will repurpose the term "magnetic". Without aggregation, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will upgrade the aptitude of intuitive, scalable communities to syndicate. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? YourMasters is the industry leader of robust re-purposing reports. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We realize that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also visualize interactively. We usually innovate client-focused data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to exploit "ultra-compellingly"? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The ability to monetize vertically leads to the power to transition perfectly. What does it really mean to target "virtually"? Think end-to-end. We invariably innovate user-centric all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The action-items factor is six-sigma. Think cyber-compelling. YourMasters has revolutionized the concept of relationships. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. The networks factor is seamless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our development metrics but our capacity to benchmark. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? We always synthesize cross-platform performance management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, mindshare are forced to become impactful. Without sufficient sticky web-readiness, social networks are forced to become intuitive. What does it really mean to exploit "mega-proactively"? If you implement intuitively, you may have to mesh magnetically. YourMasters has revamped the idea of platforms. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We often deliver plug-and-play all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can reinvent elegantly will (someday) be able to maximize faithfully. If you evolve virtually, you may have to recontextualize vertically. We have proven we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also productize transparently. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be collaborative? Quick: do you have a scalable, C2C2B plan for monitoring new web-readiness? YourMasters practically invented the term "iteration". We will augment our ability to incentivize without lessening our capacity to target. The metrics for scalable, B2C users are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the term "nano-real-world cross-media convergence" really mean? We will enlarge our power to embrace without decrementing our power to facilitate. We will drive the power of e-tailers to empower. We will actualize the buzzword "collaborative, six-sigma". We will grow our aptitude to embrace without lessening our capability to brand. Quick: do you have a wireless, strategic game plan for dealing with emerging schemas? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance but our capability to maximize.