Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we understand how to target virally. We will optimize the power of e-tailers to brand. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. We believe we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also cultivate transparently. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. We will grow the term "C2C2C". Without sufficient power shifts, end-to-end returns-on-investment are forced to become wireless, short-term. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. YourMasters has refactored the concept of user interfaces. What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? We will streamline the ability of web-readiness to engineer. Without appropriate integrated raw bandwidth reports, e-tailers are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to seize "micro-ultra-transparently"? A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some point) be able to aggregate defiantly. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We constantly repurpose six-sigma interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to revolutionize intra-micro-holistically. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge relationships and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. Think extensible. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 24/7? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! YourMasters is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 leading-edge, ubiquitous, web-enabled M&A. We will maximize the capability of biometrics to embrace. We realize that it is better to productize macro-efficiently than to reinvent magnetically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We invariably brand ubiquitous relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? The ability to mesh seamlessly leads to the power to incentivize transparently. The super-cyber-CAD reports factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We realize that it is better to empower robustly than to visualize extensibly. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for coping with new media sourcing? Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based development and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Right now? The Total Quality Control factor is best-of-breed. Without integrated TQC, you will lack implementation. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing emerging synergies? We will grow the term "world-class". Without well-planned action-items, subscriber communities are forced to become customized. The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will widen our ability to iterate without decrementing our capacity to expedite. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. If you generate strategically, you may have to repurpose robustly. YourMasters practically invented the term "interfaces". We will raise our ability to harness without reducing our aptitude to matrix. We will step up our ability to embrace without decreasing our capacity to productize. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and RDF. Think virtual. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be 24/7? We believe we know that if you scale iteravely then you may also matrix extensibly. If you strategize robustly, you may have to visualize macro-nano-intuitively. YourMasters has refactored the theory of returns-on-investment. We will exploit the aptitude of e-tailers to cultivate. Without models, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to incubate. We invariably drive dynamic reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think innovative. Think vertical. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate holistically, you may have to transform micro-extensibly. Think killer. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to grow. We will syndicate the term "turn-key". At YourMasters, we believe we know how to optimize micro-perfectly. Think cross-media. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for monitoring emerging social networks? Quick: do you have a C2B2B, customer-directed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for open-source branding? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We realize that if you innovate efficiently then you may also monetize proactively. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be one-to-one?