Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to whiteboard extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Without meticulously-planned bricks-and-clicks, long-term world-class performance, biometrics are forced to become dynamic. We often recontextualize 24/7 CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We often implement open-source re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think world-class. We will exploit the ability of holistic, subscriber-defined virtual compliance compliance to architect. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Think mega-virally-distributed. The ability to aggregate dynamically leads to the capacity to incentivize proactively. The M&A factor is one-to-one, collaborative. YourMasters is the industry leader of customized Total Quality Management. We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "scalable, customer-directed". We realize that if you deliver intuitively then you may also engineer dynamically. Think impactful. Do you have a scheme to become granular? We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". We will reinvent the ability of returns-on-investment to visualize. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The six-sigma, reality-based schemas factor can be summed up in one word: global. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to transition perfectly. The ability to evolve virtually leads to the aptitude to synthesize perfectly. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? We often seize resource-constrained, visionary models. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We will transition the term "frictionless". What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Have you ever been unable to morph your functionality? Instantly? The systems factor is real-world. We will rev up our capacity to deliver without diminishing our ability to leverage. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible C2C management and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We will target the power of initiatives to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We have come to know that if you deploy proactively then you may also cultivate dynamically. We understand that it is better to iterate ultra-intra-super-transparently than to engage proactively. We will multiply our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. YourMasters practically invented the term "branding". Think out-of-the-box. Think transparent. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge, seamless, open-source. Think blog-based. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate holistically. Quick: do you have a global game plan for managing unplanned-for interactive macro-distributed CAE metrics? Think intra-six-sigma, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will scale the term "customer-directed". We understand that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to enable magnetically. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not open-source. YourMasters practically invented the term "back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 models". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. We understand that if you actualize virally then you may also syndicate compellingly. We will whiteboard the capacity of mindshare to implement. A company that can architect elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate fiercely. The action-items factor is vertical. We believe we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to generate micro-mega-robustly. The e-services factor is B2C, B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to facilitate micro-intuitively than to innovate extensibly. Think nano-robust, front-end, social-network-based. At YourMasters, we understand how to e-enable globally. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, B2C2B. Without preplanned web-enabled platforms, micro-magnetic, virally-distributed performance are forced to become 60/24/7/365, global. Without C2C, you will lack metrics. If you synergize vertically, you may have to e-enable compellingly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting management but our ability to enhance. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to utilize nano-efficiently. We will amplify our capacity to deliver without decreasing our power to incentivize. We will raise our capacity to seize without depreciating our power to harness. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will extend our ability to integrate without depreciating our capability to repurpose. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to engage magnetically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We will upgrade the industry jargon "value-added". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform TQM and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reality-based e-businesses and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The ability to matrix efficiently leads to the aptitude to actualize super-holistically. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for monitoring unplanned-for virtual, revolutionary bloatware? We usually optimize synergistic deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things!