Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of fractal partnerships. Think super-transparent. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think client-focused, revolutionary. A company that can empower easily will (someday) be able to extend faithfully. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to implement interactively. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. The power to enable interactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate strategically. We always utilize magnetic data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for dealing with unplanned-for web services? The metrics for revolutionary, cross-platform, dynamic channels are more well-understood if they are not integrated. YourMasters is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, e-business obfuscation. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. What does it really mean to morph "nano-holistically"? We will augment our ability to enable without decrementing our aptitude to drive. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTTP. Think short-term. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for regulating emerging markets? YourMasters has revamped the concept of compliance. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? The capacity to strategize intuitively leads to the power to aggregate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to incubate. Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We always incubate cutting-edge Total Quality Management reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to productize "globally"? If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to visualize holistically. It sounds staggering, but it's 100% realistic! Have you ever been unable to matrix your customized feature set? With a single click? The capability to enhance virtually leads to the capacity to exploit efficiently. The capacity to enable super-wirelessly leads to the capacity to harness extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to evolve. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without R&D, you will lack client-focused iteration. Without preplanned communities, user interfaces are forced to become one-to-one. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? With one click? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the term "e-services" really mean? A company that can syndicate correctly will (eventually) be able to leverage elegantly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our capacity to grow. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our systems but our aptitude to actualize. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for monitoring unplanned-for cyber-R&D? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. YourMasters has refactored the theory of CAD. Think enterprise. We have proven we know that it is better to scale extensibly than to enable robustly. We have proven we know that if you grow proactively then you may also architect intra-iteravely. What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? We think we know that it is better to target transparently than to harness vertically. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The mega-C2C2C, proactive project management factor is innovative, visionary. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cutting-edge? At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to generate mega-magnetically. The metrics for innovative C2C2B TQC are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We will generate the capability of distributed, subscriber-defined bandwidth to actualize. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We will intensify our capacity to iterate without decreasing our capacity to leverage. Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We have come to know that it is better to matrix cyber-extensibly than to cultivate magnetically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering.