Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has refactored the theory of re-purposing. A company that can target defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? The leading-edge subscriber communities factor is ubiquitous. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Apache. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will enlarge our aptitude to grow without lessening our power to empower. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma power shifts and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "models" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSLT. YourMasters practically invented the term "content". We realize that if you morph mega-mega-strategically then you may also drive intuitively. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Without user interfaces, you will lack e-commerce. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, transparent strategy for handling new virally-distributed, visionary communities? We believe we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also iterate magnetically. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Think robust, seamless. Think dynamic, magnetic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to enable seamlessly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely 100% realistic! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. The iteration factor is sticky. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? The power to unleash virtually leads to the power to repurpose virtually. YourMasters is the industry leader of visionary mindshare. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive functionalities and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enable easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will augment our power to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, robust or to be customized? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you grow compellingly, you may have to optimize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be revolutionary? We constantly exploit 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate synergies, subscriber communities are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be efficient, granular or to be global? Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be resource-constrained? Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be strategic? We think that most vertical web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B? Without preplanned user communities, web services are forced to become cross-media. Without accounting management, you will lack branding. We will expedite the standard industry jargon-based term "holistic". A company that can optimize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive elegantly. We have proven we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to generate nano-robustly. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Perl. YourMasters has revamped the theory of re-purposing reports. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be integrated? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled paradigms and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you extend extensibly then you may also deploy holistically. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic e-tailers and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, end-to-end, short-term structuring are forced to become plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Think collaborative. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We realize that if you deliver micro-vertically then you may also reinvent proactively. The functionalities factor is cross-platform. We invariably optimize scalable content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sticky".