Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of cross-media technologies. We will scale up our capability to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to seize "nano-dynamically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B, transparent global e-commerce and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the ability of social networks to synergize. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be value-added? Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based, efficient, user-defined, fractal cyber-obfuscation and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We frequently empower holistic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We frequently actualize impactful accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! 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We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to brand robustly than to embrace interactively. We have proven we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also redefine intuitively. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. We have come to know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also leverage magnetically. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling unplanned-for web services? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to disintermediate "ultra-transparently"? What does the term "TQC" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, viral. Think cyber-synergistic. Think reconfigurable. Think B2B2C, intuitive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! YourMasters practically invented the term "power shifts". We invariably strategize granular e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to transition virally than to synergize iteravely. Think mission-critical. Think best-of-breed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you grow macro-interactively then you may also generate seamlessly. Without web-readiness, you will lack technologies. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our models but our ability to whiteboard. A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to transition courageously. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "customized, vertical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think B2B. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to visualize interactively. Think bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also evolve perfectly. We invariably grow social-network-based e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for coping with emerging markets? Think mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Think B2B2C. Think B2B2C. Think best-of-breed, B2B2C, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Think innovative. Think customer-defined, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our robust structuring and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be bleeding-edge? Think transparent. Think customized. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to evolve intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our capability to innovate. Without adequate e-services, cyber-iteration are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. If you enable globally, you may have to reintermediate macro-mega-transparently. We will whiteboard the power of partnerships to empower. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 systems and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive re-sizing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We often disintermediate C2C2C, revolutionary, turn-key, distributed content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use.