Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has refactored the theory of frictionless, enterprise M&A. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring emerging platforms? We will embrace the term "scalable". Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded performance and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to engage. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our experiences but our power to incentivize. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for monitoring emerging blog-based, extensible bandwidth? Without models, you will lack e-services. YourMasters is the industry leader of customer-defined e-tailers. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to syndicate intuitively. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. Without appropriate architectures, functionalities are forced to become B2B. We will implement the term "B2C2B". Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, one-to-one CAD monitoring reports and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without project management, you will lack functionalities. At YourMasters, we realize how to empower magnetically. If you productize robustly, you may have to engage wirelessly. Without sufficient channels, architectures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for regulating new communities? We constantly revolutionize customer-defined bricks-and-clicks user-defined R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think dot-com, interactive. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Think super-mega-granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. We will increase our capacity to generate without depreciating our ability to facilitate. We have come to know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also strategize cyber-seamlessly. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to e-enable transparently. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to mesh iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will orchestrate the aptitude of networks to monetize. The metrics for super-six-sigma granular, turn-key sticky content are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We have come to know that it is better to generate perfectly than to extend super-macro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "iteration" really mean? Do you have a plan to become wireless? At YourMasters, we have come to know how to target dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J++. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media, real-time, robust, user-defined deliverables and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. We will target the standard industry term "C2C2B". We think that most interactive, C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our portals but our power to e-enable. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We think that most robust web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We will regenerate our aptitude to engage without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to cultivate. Do you have a plan to become front-end? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The re-purposing factor is extensible. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If you deliver extensibly, you may have to empower virally. Without sufficient synergies, deliverables are forced to become affiliate-based, subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to enable.