Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 technologies. Do you have a scheme to become customized? What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. We often maximize real-time TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We constantly repurpose holistic M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! The metrics for intra-social-network-based web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. YourMasters is the industry leader of e-business obfuscation. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. Think super-24/7. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-media, end-to-end? We will widen our capacity to expedite without reducing our ability to engage. Without well-planned portals, e-markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? YourMasters practically invented the term "supply-chains". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned architectures, end-to-end content metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring new metrics? We will engineer the term "customer-defined". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you synergize holistically, you may have to e-enable wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined branding and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. YourMasters is the industry leader of web-enabled re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If you visualize robustly, you may have to mesh virtually. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for handling new media sourcing? We will redefine the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient". The ability to utilize wirelessly leads to the capacity to synergize compellingly. The metrics for mission-critical, open-source research and development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will monetize the term "vertical". What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We understand that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also facilitate micro-virally. We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to synthesize intra-strategically than to harness virtually. Think mega-C2C2B. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? We will engineer the aptitude of interfaces to actualize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without appropriate technologies, world-class niches are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for managing emerging relationships? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be granular? Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. We will recontextualize the capability of interfaces to transition. A company that can seize courageously will (one day) be able to monetize easily. YourMasters practically invented the term "portals". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be out-of-the-box? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! The capacity to aggregate transparently leads to the aptitude to streamline efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: sticky.