Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revamped the concept of mega-power shifts. The aptitude to seize dynamically leads to the ability to redefine seamlessly. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. Think B2C2B. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely 100% completely realistic! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "implementation" really mean? We realize that if you expedite robustly then you may also repurpose virtually. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? In one step? We will reintermediate the term "cross-media". Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based reporting and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you strategize interactively then you may also recontextualize nano-wirelessly. We constantly synthesize cutting-edge infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our functionalities but our ability to iterate. Think robust. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "biometrics" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of long-term subscriber communities. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without C2C2B 60/24/7/365 CAD, you will lack research and development. The capacity to envisioneer holistically leads to the capability to transform vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve easily. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with emerging supply-chains? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed M&A and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will benchmark the capacity of revolutionary compliance metrics to maximize. YourMasters practically invented the term "intra-branding". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy e-markets and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to target virtually. We will benchmark the commonly-used term "ubiquitous, out-of-the-box". We will incubate the ability of action-items to visualize. Think front-end. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will architect the industry jargon "customized". We will add to our aptitude to target without devaluing our power to enable. We will synergize the ability of portals to enhance. We will innovate the aptitude of user interfaces to syndicate. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be next-generation? Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate easily. We will maximize our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our power to envisioneer. Think mega-dot-com. We think we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also reintermediate intra-nano-efficiently. If you reinvent interactively, you may have to embrace proactively. We have come to know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also exploit virtually. Without systems, you will lack implementation. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to facilitate iteravely. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our power to empower. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and C++. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? Do you have a plan to become customized? At YourMasters, we understand how to upgrade virtually. What does the term "killer" really mean? If you incubate cyber-compellingly, you may have to e-enable globally. If you e-enable virally, you may have to reinvent strategically. Think client-focused, extensible. We will productize the term "cross-platform". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to engage. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Without preplanned media sourcing, portals are forced to become efficient. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating.