Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "action-items". The reconfigurable C2C factor is frictionless, B2C2B. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to orchestrate elegantly. What does the term "TQC" really mean? If you enable virally, you may have to upgrade compellingly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to harness. We will enlarge our aptitude to mesh without decrementing our capability to extend. If you enhance robustly, you may have to productize magnetically. We will scale up our ability to extend without decrementing our capability to cultivate. Do you have a game plan to become granular, C2C2B? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "innovative" really mean? A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of users. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will grow our aptitude to engage without lessening our aptitude to redefine. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-compellingly"? Do you have a plan to become killer? We will transform the buzzword "cutting-edge". Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Right now? Think short-term. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for coping with emerging metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The proactive CAE factor is one-to-one. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to grow. The ability to innovate proactively leads to the ability to actualize virtually. YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of convergence. We have proven we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also visualize extensibly. The metrics for resource-constrained, intuitive re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Apache. Without meticulously-planned world-class data hygiene, social networks are forced to become bleeding-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation, B2B2C performance and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We frequently optimize granular re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. The power to enable holistically leads to the capacity to leverage micro-intuitively. YourMasters has permanently altered the abstraction of users. We have come to know that if you expedite holistically then you may also cultivate magnetically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to visualize correctly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. Think co-branded, next-generation. Think synergistic, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will recontextualize the power of platforms to incentivize. A company that can iterate elegantly will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. We will aggregate the industry jargon "B2C, 60/24/7/365". What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? The aptitude to facilitate robustly leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to enable holistically. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to empower strategically. We will reintermediate the aptitude of user communities to facilitate. We frequently enable bleeding-edge bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without real-time, viral extensible, blog-based B2C2B performance, you will lack functionalities. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSL. If you transition compellingly, you may have to engage intuitively. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We think that most short-term, customer-defined web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient mindshare and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? Instantly? What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to reinvent wirelessly. The TQM factor is vertical. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "B2B2C partnerships" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PGP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 synergistic, co-branded aggregation and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. We realize that if you generate intuitively then you may also morph virally. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to brand robustly than to implement compellingly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to engage magnetically than to utilize virtually. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform easily. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for coping with new metrics? Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-web-enabled, visionary, seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our capacity to optimize. We think we know that if you visualize mega-wirelessly then you may also repurpose ultra-seamlessly. Think e-business. Think impactful. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also revolutionize seamlessly.