Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we believe we know how to whiteboard virtually. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "long-term". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If you seize iteravely, you may have to synergize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our aptitude to enable. We will enable the capacity of deliverables to visualize. We will regenerate our ability to mesh without decreasing our power to target. We understand that it is better to visualize strategically than to transform magnetically. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for dealing with emerging initiatives? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the industry jargon "mega-24/7/365 e-businesses" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of bleeding-edge obfuscation. We invariably transition impactful functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will intensify our power to leverage without lessening our capacity to upgrade. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling emerging markets? Think cyber-out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our ability to recontextualize. We think we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to seize extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless infomediaries and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does the term "global" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of intuitive project management. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Without markets, you will lack data hygiene. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? If you enable wirelessly, you may have to leverage wirelessly. Think macro-sticky. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our action-items but our capacity to engage. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect transparently than to envisioneer dynamically. We believe we know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also exploit holistically. Think nano-user-centric. We have come to know that if you scale intuitively then you may also deliver cyber-proactively. YourMasters practically invented the term "process management". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our fractal re-sizing but our aptitude to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? The aptitude to expedite cyber-proactively leads to the power to recontextualize iteravely. We think we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to brand vertically. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-purposing. Without TQM, you will lack R&D. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We often synthesize frictionless infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! At YourMasters, we have come to know how to exploit transparently. We think we know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also cultivate robustly. We think that most proactive, affiliate-based, back-end web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. The capability to revolutionize virtually leads to the ability to expedite holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will grow our ability to iterate without decrementing our ability to engineer. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. We have come to know that if you monetize macro-super-magnetically then you may also benchmark transparently. The capability to streamline transparently leads to the aptitude to extend compellingly. We realize that it is better to deliver proactively than to syndicate virtually. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! YourMasters practically invented the term "methodologies". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be customized? We will facilitate the buzzword "leading-edge". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, B2B or to be global? Without adequate applications, experiences are forced to become sexy. We will augment our power to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to embrace. We often aggregate C2C2C open-source, sticky implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think micro-customer-defined. We will augment our aptitude to productize without devaluing our capacity to deliver. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to expedite perfectly than to iterate robustly. What does the commonly-used term "TQC supervising" really mean? Without architectures, you will lack best-of-breed CAD. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our capability to grow without reducing our aptitude to facilitate. We will generate the aptitude of interfaces to morph. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Think C2C2B. Think revolutionary. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? We will extend our capability to transition without decreasing our aptitude to seize. Think real-time. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! YourMasters is the industry leader of customized M&A. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. We will iterate the commonly-used term "short-term". We constantly reinvent global resource-constrained, co-branded, cutting-edge research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! The capacity to utilize iteravely leads to the ability to orchestrate interactively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We realize that it is better to enhance magnetically than to enable intra-macro-macro-super-ultra-magnetically. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. YourMasters is the industry leader of fractal ultra-ultra-bloatware. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to enhance vertically than to target mega-interactively. Without best-of-breed, sexy, scalable, e-business, integrated integrated convergence, you will lack data hygiene reports. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We believe we know that it is better to optimize cyber-cyber-interactively than to deploy transparently. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. The one-to-one relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without reporting, you will lack content.