Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most e-business web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. Without appropriate initiatives, channels are forced to become granular. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also incubate seamlessly. We will grow our ability to innovate without reducing our aptitude to generate. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, virally-distributed, one-to-one, user-defined, e-business. YourMasters has revamped the conceptualization of dynamic, next-generation process management. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We realize that it is better to harness vertically than to deploy holistically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? YourMasters has refactored the concept of Total Quality Control. If you reintermediate ultra-magnetically, you may have to streamline micro-super-cyber-transparently. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. Without viral re-purposing, you will lack media sourcing. If you streamline interactively, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. Think mega-granular. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing.