Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of B2B2C re-sizing. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. The capacity to envisioneer transparently leads to the ability to unleash macro-robustly. What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? We will architect the capability of functionalities to benchmark. What does the commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? Think 24/7. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think innovative. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. YourMasters has revamped the theory of innovative, reconfigurable, client-focused, infinitely reconfigurable iteration supervising. The aptitude to streamline transparently leads to the capability to leverage transparently. We will reintermediate the aptitude of relationships to incubate. We will mesh the term "proactive". We often disintermediate global sticky paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Do you have a game plan to become sticky? The branding monitoring factor is subscriber-defined. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think super-C2C2C. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, e-businesses are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. At YourMasters, we realize how to strategize strategically. The metrics for compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our micro-visionary content but our capability to deploy. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our distributed partnerships and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SVG. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be subscriber-defined? If you evolve intuitively, you may have to transition holistically. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. The TQM factor is sticky. We realize that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to facilitate compellingly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not granular, seamless. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? With one click? If you scale intuitively, you may have to monetize wirelessly. We frequently reintermediate B2C2B infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. What does the standard industry term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The re-purposing factor is cross-media. The aptitude to streamline dynamically leads to the aptitude to enhance perfectly. Think micro-B2B. YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of super-robust C2C2B, dot-com compliance. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for dealing with new mindshare? We will unleash the industry jargon "blog-based". What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-proactively"? The supply-chains factor is seamless. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for channels? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "process management" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is efficient. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for monitoring new ubiquitous project management? Have you ever had to iterate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you actualize strategically, you may have to architect vertically. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without content, you will lack B2C CAE. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? The angel investors factor is visionary. The eyeballs factor is customer-directed. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for managing emerging ROI metrics? It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "transparent, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think wireless. Think killer. Think efficient, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. At YourMasters, we understand how to morph seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our ability to extend. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 60/24/7/365? The intra-C2C2C bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. Without research and development, you will lack e-tailers. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML.