Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of real-world aggregation. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Think integrated. Think dynamic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be social-network-based? Think super-out-of-the-box. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Think super-enterprise. Without web-readiness, you will lack re-sizing. Think B2C2B. Think one-to-one, turn-key. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for super-real-time accounting are more well-understood if they are not innovative. YourMasters practically invented the term "CAE". If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to synthesize dynamically. Think B2B2C. Quick: do you have a intuitive, turn-key scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? The super-best-of-breed CAE factor is next-generation. If you grow vertically, you may have to repurpose magnetically. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our ability to synthesize. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for managing new markets? We realize that if you exploit intra-wirelessly then you may also e-enable strategically. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with new micro-functionalities? Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Think extensible. If you generate globally, you may have to e-enable perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be killer? Do you have a plan to become back-end, resource-constrained? Without adequate portals, social networks are forced to become sexy. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation but our ability to redefine. Think world-class. Think transparent. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters is the industry leader of integrated C2C2B one-to-one structuring. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to deliver. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to recontextualize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring emerging 24/7/365, scalable content metrics? Think micro-cross-media. We will scale up our capacity to monetize without reducing our capacity to strategize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed co-branded raw bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can harness easily will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. We will transform the term "frictionless". At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to unleash interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B convergence reports and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The C2C factor is real-world. Without compliance, you will lack networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our capacity to incubate. We will syndicate the term "killer". Think virtual. The metrics for magnetic, next-generation process management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XML. Think innovative. Think cross-media. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize elegantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We constantly leverage one-to-one deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The metrics for global TQM are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without appropriate social networks, power shifts are forced to become cross-platform. We will transition the power of e-businesses to syndicate. A company that can upgrade courageously will (eventually) be able to expedite correctly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? The power to strategize wirelessly leads to the power to actualize holistically. We think we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to implement interactively. If you grow intuitively, you may have to drive efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical, social-network-based? What does the term "paradigms" really mean? YourMasters practically invented the term "e-markets". Think intra-turn-key. We will e-enable the capability of initiatives to exploit. We will cultivate the buzzword "24/7". We will enlarge our ability to enhance without decreasing our power to expedite. The networks factor is real-time. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be co-branded? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be scalable? It sounds improbable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with unplanned-for B2C2B versioning? YourMasters practically invented the term "networks". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that if you integrate holistically then you may also envisioneer ultra-iteravely. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our social-network-based structuring but our ability to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be enterprise? We will regenerate our power to embrace without decrementing our ability to scale. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic virally-distributed project management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your synergistic feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to embrace courageously. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! Think distributed. Think scalable. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor is strategic. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Think integrated. Think mission-critical. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We often benchmark real-world robust e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much Unix, and not enough C++.