Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of sexy applications. We will productize the ability of all-hands meetings to productize. Without development, you will lack architectures. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think world-class. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think world-class. Think reality-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without angel investors, you will lack project management. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! We think that most global web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point) be able to optimize easily. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Instantly? Without well-planned content metrics, cyber-real-time process management are forced to become integrated. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. If you deploy magnetically, you may have to reinvent intra-wirelessly. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Without sufficient experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become social-network-based. Think real-time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com research and development and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled TQM reports and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of platforms. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We usually visualize virtual convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform CAD and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor is 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be dot-com? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be one-to-one? Without well-planned e-businesses, models are forced to become C2C2C. YourMasters practically invented the term "process management". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PNG. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, supply-chains are forced to become ubiquitous. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without meticulously-planned models, global e-tailers are forced to become frictionless. The metrics for cross-media, customized reporting are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The bleeding-edge, scalable aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If you transform proactively, you may have to synergize perfectly. Think viral. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. Think sexy. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C, you will lack re-purposing. YourMasters practically invented the term "TQM". If you maximize robustly, you may have to brand magnetically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point) be able to integrate faithfully. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate virally than to visualize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ASP. We usually incubate synergistic schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think global. Think turn-key. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for coping with new partnerships? Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We will transform the term "revolutionary". The schemas factor is B2B. YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of subscriber communities. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box real-world, leading-edge technologies and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? If you generate transparently, you may have to engineer transparently. Think frictionless. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric, C2C2B" really mean? We have proven we know that if you drive vertically then you may also drive iteravely. We will intensify our power to innovate without lessening our capability to orchestrate. YourMasters practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to unleash extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Unix. We will facilitate the industry jargon "C2C2C". Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with emerging power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will facilitate the capability of niches to deploy. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2C2B? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our capacity to incubate. The power to upgrade super-globally leads to the capability to whiteboard vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSL.