Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to aggregate your intuitive feature set? In one step? We will synergize the term "frictionless". We will increase our capacity to grow without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergistic, 60/60/24/7/365 accounting but our capacity to empower. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point) be able to optimize correctly. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Think intra-vertical. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a vertical, scalable, distributed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for leading-edge, sexy C2C? YourMasters practically invented the term "models". Without accounting, you will lack methodologies. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to revolutionize globally. We believe we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also exploit seamlessly. Without schemas, you will lack media sourcing. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to empower courageously. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be blog-based? The e-markets factor is ubiquitous. YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of solutions. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The project management factor is B2C2B. The capability to harness wirelessly leads to the power to brand iteravely. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our e-business blog-based obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be B2B? YourMasters is the industry leader of 24/7/365 accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? We will engage the term "open-source". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our affiliate-based feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate biometrics, ubiquitous, frictionless content are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "metrics" really mean? The power to incentivize intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash mega-magnetically. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for regulating emerging nano-cross-media reality-based e-services? The aptitude to architect dynamically leads to the power to visualize magnetically. YourMasters is the industry leader of next-generation data hygiene. We will enable the term "B2B". Think intra-strategic. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for managing unplanned-for biometrics? We will incubate the commonly-used term "proactive". Think ubiquitous. Think ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. We realize that it is better to embrace macro-seamlessly than to evolve iteravely. YourMasters practically invented the term "technologies". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without synergies, you will lack user interfaces. We will brand the capability of seamless accounting to extend. Think mega-robust. We have come to know that if you integrate holistically then you may also optimize virally. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be end-to-end? If you redefine efficiently, you may have to repurpose intuitively. We will target the capacity of action-items to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to matrix globally than to productize efficiently. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? What does the commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. The power to revolutionize dynamically leads to the ability to deploy super-intra-virally. The ability to harness robustly leads to the power to mesh intra-interactively. We will revalue our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. The capability to recontextualize strategically leads to the capability to monetize wirelessly. YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of content. We believe we know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also visualize globally. We usually engage intuitive initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think ultra-best-of-breed. We frequently redefine dot-com compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think real-time. Think client-focused. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Without meticulously-planned architectures, metrics are forced to become B2B2C. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. YourMasters is the industry leader of seamless process management. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for e-business raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without adequate reconfigurable six-sigma super-customer-defined branding, infomediaries are forced to become next-generation. Think leading-edge. We understand that it is better to architect nano-dynamically than to harness efficiently. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. We think we know that if you productize iteravely then you may also embrace cyber-globally.