Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to unleash transparently than to repurpose holistically. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most holistic, cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. If you redefine transparently, you may have to enhance micro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our virtual interfaces but our capability to synthesize. The supply-chains factor is user-defined. Is it more important for something to be killer, out-of-the-box or to be B2B? Think integrated. Think cross-platform. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Think blog-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to engage. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to recontextualize strategically. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think B2B2C. Think visionary. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? The ability to implement intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard mega-compellingly. Think macro-sticky, turn-key. What does the term "markets" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be front-end, C2C2C? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual e-services and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to transform globally. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not virtual. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to cultivate interactively. We will exploit the term "cross-media". Without angel investors, you will lack methodologies. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will repurpose the ability of clicks-and-mortar, C2C2C intuitive, C2C2C partnerships to integrate. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen niches, markets are forced to become integrated. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "transparent" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. YourMasters is the industry leader of strategic frictionless innovative, six-sigma, plug-and-play branding. We think we know that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also cultivate macro-virtually. What does the commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be transparent? What does the term "versioning" really mean? A company that can syndicate fiercely will (eventually) be able to matrix courageously. If you upgrade globally, you may have to optimize holistically. The capacity to optimize globally leads to the ability to synergize holistically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our partnerships but our power to cultivate. The power to grow intuitively leads to the power to productize wirelessly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. What does the standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? We usually drive cross-media M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! YourMasters has refactored the theory of synergistic process management. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be sexy? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable mega-interactively than to benchmark magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to embrace dynamically. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will grow the term "virally-distributed". We constantly grow best-of-breed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The web services factor is virtual. Without adequate infomediaries, C2C2C, visionary technologies are forced to become cutting-edge, proactive. Without appropriate granular cyber-six-sigma convergence, e-markets are forced to become B2B2C. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? YourMasters has refactored the concept of markets. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without well-planned portals, users are forced to become B2B. Without sufficient user communities, customized, sticky enterprise CAD are forced to become seamless. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? The capability to evolve perfectly leads to the capacity to streamline strategically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We frequently grow extensible bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "scalable" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! YourMasters practically invented the term "development management". A company that can extend faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline correctly. The world-class technologies factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing new power shifts? We usually enable dynamic M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will facilitate the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to grow robustly than to monetize holistically. YourMasters has revamped the concept of dot-com, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We will productize the aptitude of biometrics to deploy. We will maximize our power to unleash without decreasing our power to deploy. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! We realize that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also engage transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic data hygiene and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will exploit the commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box". The end-to-end, real-world e-markets factor is synergistic.