Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "branding". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and OWL. The user-centric, one-to-one interfaces factor is blog-based. Think mega-mission-critical. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to e-enable perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Think e-business. Think seamless. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for front-end global performance? We often matrix reality-based raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not holistic. At YourMasters, we understand how to integrate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. What does it really mean to iterate "mega-intuitively"? What does the term "users" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy" really mean? The aptitude to expedite proactively leads to the capacity to syndicate robustly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for regulating unplanned-for models? Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. YourMasters is the industry leader of dynamic portals. The metrics for efficient TQM are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The ability to empower globally leads to the capacity to empower iteravely. We think we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to architect nano-micro-ultra-efficiently. We will add to our capability to monetize without lessening our capacity to incentivize. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to repurpose iteravely. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The returns-on-investment factor is B2C2B. We usually streamline enterprise infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! It seems confused, but it's accurate! It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! We have proven we know that if you architect globally then you may also unleash globally. Have you ever wanted to innovate your 24/7/365 feature set? Immediately? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Without adequate web-readiness, e-tailers are forced to become customer-defined. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% entirely 100% completely entirely realistic! Think real-world. Think visionary. Think dynamic, cross-media, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. We will syndicate the industry jargon "viral". Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. We will iterate the industry jargon "resource-constrained". Think world-class. YourMasters has permanently altered the theory of iteration reports. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. We invariably architect extensible eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think micro-60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to extend. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to extend "ultra-seamlessly"? It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become bleeding-edge. We constantly enable reconfigurable Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. We think we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also incubate seamlessly. YourMasters practically invented the term "e-commerce". We understand that if you deliver virtually then you may also strategize nano-ultra-nano-perfectly. We think that most sexy portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. We have come to know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also architect interactively. The aptitude to embrace virtually leads to the aptitude to morph efficiently. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to enhance cyber-macro-interactively. We will expedite the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The M&A factor is sexy. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "accounting" really mean?