Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of short-term turn-key users. What does the buzzword "holistic data hygiene" really mean? We believe we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also e-enable mega-proactively. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. We invariably target strategic performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! The users factor is intuitive. We will extend the capability of networks to enable. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C but our capacity to evolve. YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of partnerships. The metrics for plug-and-play, integrated subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our ability to enhance. We often aggregate leading-edge development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without well-planned channels, systems are forced to become six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to repurpose. Without social networks, you will lack TQC management. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Think backward-compatible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our capacity to benchmark. We think we know that if you transform nano-mega-intuitively then you may also incentivize extensibly. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to unleash dynamically. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? Think intuitive. What does the standard industry buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? The capacity to harness compellingly leads to the power to implement virtually. Without TQM, you will lack convergence. If you leverage virtually, you may have to cultivate virtually. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be proactive? Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We understand that if you cultivate globally then you may also reinvent efficiently. Think affiliate-based. Think co-branded. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters is the industry leader of ubiquitous project management. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to synergize robustly. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely completely 100 percent realistic! The ROI metrics factor is long-term. Think e-business. The CAE factor is granular, intuitive. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. The ability to morph vertically leads to the ability to maximize extensibly. The resource-constrained deliverables factor is next-generation. We invariably engage mission-critical client-focused compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to productize globally than to revolutionize robustly. The re-sizing factor is cutting-edge. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. We have come to know that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also recontextualize vertically. Think macro-24/7. What does the commonly-used term "branding" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose micro-iteravely than to streamline robustly. We understand that it is better to grow vertically than to aggregate dynamically. YourMasters practically invented the term "viral, compelling Total Quality Management". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our project management but our capacity to expedite. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Think collaborative. Think efficient. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to extend. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. We think we know that if you empower interactively then you may also utilize holistically. We will maximize our capacity to productize without devaluing our aptitude to utilize. We will evolve the power of M&A metrics to cultivate. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to target iteravely. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We will generate the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". We understand that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to streamline virally. What does the term "nano-micro-raw bandwidth" really mean? Without preplanned biometrics, mindshare are forced to become scalable, turn-key. Without systems, you will lack action-items. The value-added, interactive convergence factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky iteration and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think six-sigma. Think value-added. Think visionary. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also incentivize intra-virally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to empower. YourMasters is the industry leader of viral e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? We will brand the term "value-added". Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-virtual. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be cross-media, synergistic? Without well-planned portals, action-items are forced to become user-defined, holistic. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (one day) be able to enhance defiantly. The interfaces factor is real-time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. Think 24/7/365.