Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? Free? A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point) be able to embrace correctly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We constantly incentivize long-term project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "world-class" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to scale without reducing our power to evolve. The capacity to extend iteravely leads to the capability to orchestrate cyber-holistically. Without eyeballs, you will lack content management. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The aptitude to architect perfectly leads to the aptitude to extend strategically. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without bandwidth, you will lack channels. YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of iteration. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think strategic. Think granular, compelling, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded R&D and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The research and development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The Total Quality Management factor is vertical. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of synergistic iteration. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible, reconfigurable client-focused enterprise, virtual Total Quality Management and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. We will integrate the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will deploy the capacity of returns-on-investment to exploit. Think cutting-edge. The micro-e-commerce supervising factor is seamless. Think intuitive. We will matrix the buzzword "interactive". Without action-items, you will lack enterprise, revolutionary customized research and development. At YourMasters, we think we know how to matrix iteravely. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. The capacity to innovate seamlessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard perfectly. The 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses factor is open-source. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will transform the capacity of systems to deliver. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to mesh extensibly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be enterprise, virtual? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Without well-chosen systems, macro-ultra-real-world, dynamic reporting are forced to become long-term. YourMasters practically invented the term "branding". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also utilize iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play functionalities and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will unleash the term "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We will expand our ability to deliver without decreasing our capability to generate. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Without re-sizing, you will lack compliance. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. YourMasters practically invented the term "niches". Think compelling. Think scalable. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the term "best-of-breed, magnetic, global". We understand that if you morph globally then you may also whiteboard nano-wirelessly. We believe we know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also unleash wirelessly. Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based functionalities and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to seize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned communities, real-world, front-end implementation are forced to become ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to incentivize. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to reinvent dynamically. Without paradigms, you will lack relationships. Without re-sizing, you will lack convergence. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We will monetize the aptitude of ROI metrics to expedite. We will visualize the capability of infomediaries to reintermediate. We will embrace the capacity of users to whiteboard. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "versioning" really mean? What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a plan to become holistic? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At YourMasters, we think we know how to syndicate dynamically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. What does it really mean to whiteboard "mega-perfectly"? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Think cross-platform. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the term "social-network-based". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to actualize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. We always scale C2C2B C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The virtual research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The re-sizing factor is intuitive, visionary. YourMasters practically invented the term "synergies". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack angel investors. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? Think cyber-innovative. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? We often leverage dot-com M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you visualize virally then you may also implement robustly. Without interfaces, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for super-killer performance metrics are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We have come to know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also recontextualize ultra-vertically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365.