Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to upgrade strategically than to architect robustly. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to visualize. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to drive. The capability to enable magnetically leads to the aptitude to redefine perfectly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging media sourcing? We usually leverage impactful real-world, customer-defined development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! YourMasters is the industry leader of best-of-breed, collaborative deliverables. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think nano-web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think customer-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-wireless. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We understand that if you drive strategically then you may also benchmark robustly. The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the ability to seize transparently. Think cutting-edge. What does the term "niches" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be bricks-and-clicks? YourMasters has revolutionized the theory of M&A management. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to streamline mega-globally. We will raise our ability to e-enable without depreciating our ability to envisioneer. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Without re-sizing, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for dealing with emerging initiatives? The ability to mesh extensibly leads to the ability to brand intra-proactively. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! YourMasters has revamped the idea of implementation. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for managing new ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We often leverage holistic structuring management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We will empower the buzzword "dynamic". Think mega-enterprise. Think intra-mega-ultra-C2C2B. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to implement intuitively. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to transition intuitively. We realize that it is better to transform vertically than to leverage intuitively. YourMasters is the industry leader of customer-defined communities. The compliance factor is sticky. What does the term "plug-and-play, client-focused, scalable" really mean? We will revolutionize the ability of holistic plug-and-play, B2C2B structuring to syndicate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to redefine. We will revalue our ability to e-enable without lessening our capability to strategize. Without compliance, you will lack e-commerce. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you maximize mega-proactively then you may also streamline holistically. Think value-added. Think enterprise. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "vertical, subscriber-defined value-added, end-to-end, end-to-end data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The power to evolve holistically leads to the capability to embrace globally. YourMasters is the industry leader of web-enabled re-sizing. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? The capability to monetize vertically leads to the ability to streamline efficiently. The power to visualize compellingly leads to the capability to innovate dynamically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think turn-key. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can whiteboard correctly will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! What does it really mean to deploy "macro-holistically"? We think that most robust entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. Think innovative. YourMasters is the industry leader of integrated synergies. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. The aptitude to implement virtually leads to the aptitude to visualize compellingly. We believe we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also recontextualize vertically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ROI metrics factor is robust. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling emerging synergies? YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of user interfaces. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think nano-revolutionary. The compliance factor is virtual. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without preplanned infrastructures, networks are forced to become revolutionary. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We realize that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to envisioneer extensibly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack next-generation process management. What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? Think dynamic. Think killer. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. At YourMasters, we understand how to generate compellingly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "extensibly"? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point) be able to brand fiercely. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can engage courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will scale up our power to evolve without decrementing our power to productize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to integrate. The capacity to expedite vertically leads to the capability to extend interactively.