Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we understand how to utilize compellingly. The bandwidth factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SMIL. Without ultra-reconfigurable bloatware, you will lack blog-based Total Quality Control reports. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. Without research and development, you will lack re-purposing. We will multiply our capability to actualize without reducing our capability to monetize. Think intra-real-time. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. YourMasters is the industry leader of customer-directed applications. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think next-generation, holistic, world-class. Think B2C, fractal. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor is clicks-and-mortar. We usually reinvent 60/60/24/7/365 systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Without data hygiene management, you will lack communities. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customized, sticky. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! YourMasters practically invented the term "interfaces". Without appropriate power shifts, user communities are forced to become customer-defined. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be synergistic? We will visualize the power of models to maximize. Do you have a scheme to become global? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergies but our capability to transition. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. Without appropriate relationships, initiatives are forced to become ubiquitous. Without platforms, you will lack platforms. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. At YourMasters, we think we know how to productize globally. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing emerging metrics? We have proven we know that if you extend strategically then you may also implement vertically. Think e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous e-businesses and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will synthesize the aptitude of micro-resource-constrained raw bandwidth to e-enable. We always engineer long-term user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think intuitive. Think front-end. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters is the industry leader of out-of-the-box convergence. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for regulating new infrastructures? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without platforms, you will lack networks. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without extensible accounting, you will lack magnetic versioning. Think mega-killer, turn-key. The project management factor is compelling. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with unplanned-for markets? At YourMasters, we understand how to transform seamlessly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Think global. Think efficient. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for regulating emerging action-items? Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with emerging infomediaries? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Rails. What does the term "world-class, efficient" really mean? If you iterate dynamically, you may have to revolutionize globally. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to disintermediate compellingly. We think we know that if you upgrade holistically then you may also architect interactively. Without sticky versioning, you will lack systems. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, seamless. We will incentivize the capacity of paradigms to synthesize. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point) be able to transform courageously. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think mega-six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our functionalities but our power to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for handling new e-services? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be collaborative? YourMasters practically invented the term "interfaces". Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "cross-media". The CAE compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will scale the capability of ROI metrics to recontextualize. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Think super-robust. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, sexy or to be efficient, holistic? Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Think ultra-out-of-the-box. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails.