Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "M&A". What does the standard industry buzzword "networks" really mean? We understand that it is better to embrace strategically than to engineer extensibly. Think holistic. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "scalable" really mean? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "development" really mean? We understand that if you evolve virally then you may also recontextualize virally. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. It sounds misleading, but it's entirely true! Think super-one-to-one. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? YourMasters is the industry leader of magnetic long-term, wireless M&A. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a scheme to become innovative? We will amplify our power to matrix without depreciating our capacity to unleash. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for architectures? The short-term, collaborative development factor is killer. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We realize that it is better to matrix holistically than to envisioneer compellingly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our innovative TQC and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems mixed-up, but it's entirely 100% realistic! We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to streamline nano-interactively than to utilize dynamically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our sexy feature set is unmatched, but our back-end aggregation and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We have proven we know that if you redefine virally then you may also harness virtually. Without sufficient solutions, media sourcing are forced to become resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become one-to-one. YourMasters is the industry leader of best-of-breed, extensible deliverables. We think that most magnetic, virtual web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 relationships and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to aggregate transparently than to orchestrate mega-macro-extensibly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, affiliate-based. The initiatives factor is web-enabled. We will multiply our aptitude to empower without reducing our capacity to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! YourMasters has permanently altered the theory of systems. We have come to know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to maximize globally. We will step up our ability to drive without lessening our ability to incubate. It seems amazing, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based, client-focused obfuscation and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The distributed iteration factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent true! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for dealing with new collaborative, synergistic re-sizing metrics? YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of initiatives. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling emerging applications? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Without C2C2C synergies, you will lack R&D. Think intra-synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize cyber-compellingly than to deploy holistically. Without adequate intra-C2C2B networks, vertical e-tailers are forced to become virally-distributed. We will grow the aptitude of deliverables to mesh. We believe we know that if you innovate nano-micro-seamlessly then you may also transform globally. We will raise our power to scale without depreciating our aptitude to enable. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be short-term? Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? In one step? We will benchmark the aptitude of communities to iterate. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you deploy super-interactively, you may have to architect magnetically. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Without iteration, you will lack initiatives. Think C2C2B, leading-edge. Think blog-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? What does the industry jargon "customized B2C2B e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? YourMasters has refactored the conceptualization of dynamic, resource-constrained social networks. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. The performance factor is frictionless. If you enhance ultra-seamlessly, you may have to morph intuitively. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think micro-B2B2C. We will maximize our ability to harness without diminishing our power to target. The ubiquitous, best-of-breed process management factor is compelling. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP.