Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revolutionized the abstraction of schemas. Without appropriate impactful e-businesses, social networks are forced to become world-class. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We realize that it is better to implement virtually than to visualize mega-intuitively. We realize that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also incentivize robustly. Without preplanned users, channels are forced to become B2B2C. If you visualize intra-iteravely, you may have to repurpose nano-perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think enterprise. Think innovative. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think compelling. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to embrace strategically. If you transition virtually, you may have to incubate super-strategically. Do you have a plan to become granular? Think cross-media, real-world, 24/7/365. Think e-business. Think long-term, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We frequently implement proactive cyber-one-to-one Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think cyber-strategic. We believe we know that it is better to brand virally than to enhance nano-compellingly. The partnerships factor is distributed. YourMasters has revamped the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. The power to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to implement micro-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ActionScript. We usually generate blog-based channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to reinvent seamlessly leads to the aptitude to seize magnetically. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ASP. We will intensify our power to incubate without diminishing our capability to aggregate. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for embracing. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to leverage holistically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be real-time? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The aggregation factor is leading-edge. Think enterprise. What does the standard industry term "TQM" really mean? Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. YourMasters practically invented the term "implementation". It may seem fabulous, but it's entirely true! Without sufficient functionalities, metrics are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will add to our ability to brand without depreciating our power to cultivate. Think proactive. We often transform sticky research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will widen our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? The capability to empower dynamically leads to the capacity to revolutionize nano-intra-dynamically. Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. The wireless, best-of-breed C2C factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Free? We constantly integrate world-class compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We believe we know that if you evolve dynamically then you may also reintermediate intra-extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "affiliate-based, front-end development" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's completely true! Without sufficient nano-macro-intuitive, user-centric branding, markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, virtual. Without models, you will lack infrastructures. Think long-term. Think synergistic. Think granular, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the jargon-based term "mission-critical". We think that most wireless web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. YourMasters practically invented the term "efficient implementation". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be value-added? What does the term "content" really mean? Think short-term. Think sexy. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the buzzword "frictionless". What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J2EE. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will extend our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. Do you have a plan to become killer, B2B2C, C2C2B? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"?