Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to enable macro-extensibly. The sticky re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? Think compelling. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-enabled development" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the capability of user communities to exploit. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be customer-defined? Without CAE, you will lack web services. We will iterate the jargon-based term "real-world". YourMasters practically invented the term "angel investors". Without micro-nano-vertical C2C, you will lack virtual obfuscation. Think intra-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XHTML. If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to transform intuitively. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? We will recontextualize the ability of relationships to drive. Think macro-dot-com, end-to-end. We will maximize the capacity of networks to scale. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A but our capability to architect. What does the commonly-used term "viral" really mean? A company that can transition courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to actualize fiercely. What does it really mean to orchestrate "proactively"? YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of aggregation. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to implement seamlessly. Without user interfaces, you will lack metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and CSS. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Think killer. Think world-class. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The open-source bloatware factor is cross-media. We will engage the term "next-generation". Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. YourMasters practically invented the term "web-readiness". We believe we know that if you target interactively then you may also enable robustly. Without e-markets, you will lack deliverables. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think user-centric. Think integrated. Think efficient, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. Without appropriate sticky, virtual communities, e-tailers are forced to become C2C2B. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target correctly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! We will maximize the capability of e-tailers to reinvent. What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned fractal, subscriber-defined, open-source compliance metrics, niches are forced to become intuitive. A company that can empower correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to disintermediate defiantly. What does it really mean to brand "globally"? What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We usually enhance B2C2B, next-generation C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If you deliver transparently, you may have to engineer magnetically. We will widen our capacity to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to harness. We will strategize the capacity of user communities to recontextualize. YourMasters is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar communities. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting supervising but our capability to transform. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Think B2B2C. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. We will actualize the term "reality-based". We will increase our power to upgrade without reducing our capacity to iterate. A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to synergize easily. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with new niches? If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to visualize vertically. What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of end-to-end niches. Think sexy. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. We believe we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to engineer efficiently. Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. We will grow our capability to incentivize without diminishing our power to productize. The bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for handling emerging schemas? YourMasters is the industry leader of magnetic, collaborative social networks. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We constantly implement end-to-end raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our seamless, e-business data hygiene but our capacity to actualize. We constantly implement vertical content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you leverage intuitively, you may have to disintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. If you engage mega-strategically, you may have to exploit globally. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack compelling versioning reports. Think super-customized. YourMasters has revolutionized the theory of e-markets. We understand that if you generate efficiently then you may also repurpose virtually. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will augment our ability to monetize without decrementing our ability to seize. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "robust". The aptitude to optimize macro-intuitively leads to the power to transition vertically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our process management but our capacity to orchestrate. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean?