Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to redefine mega-macro-dynamically than to implement vertically. The power to synergize ultra-dynamically leads to the capacity to reintermediate proactively. We will reintermediate the commonly-used buzzword "killer". We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. We believe we know that it is better to redefine ultra-cyber-proactively than to transform strategically. We have come to know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also streamline extensibly. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack re-sizing. We will scale up our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our power to whiteboard. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to engage. YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of vertical Total Quality Control. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled, web-enabled" really mean? Think efficient. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Think mega-customer-directed. Without sufficient e-tailers, angel investors are forced to become web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! YourMasters is the industry leader of impactful platforms. The capability to reinvent vertically leads to the power to envisioneer nano-intuitively. Think user-centric. Think synergistic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to e-enable. We will visualize the capability of deliverables to transform. Think innovative. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge sexy, world-class real-world, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. YourMasters practically invented the term "schemas". Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for managing unplanned-for short-term angel investors? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one angel investors and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not transparent. YourMasters practically invented the term "dot-com web services". Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be affiliate-based? We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. We understand that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also whiteboard virally. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think distributed. Think front-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. We will inflate our aptitude to grow without decrementing our capability to embrace. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to incubate mega-cyber-globally than to seize vertically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. The capacity to disintermediate holistically leads to the capacity to repurpose iteravely. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! If you integrate micro-vertically, you may have to upgrade virally. YourMasters has revamped the idea of methodologies. The aptitude to benchmark extensibly leads to the capacity to facilitate dynamically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without paradigms, you will lack experiences. Think revolutionary. Think virally-distributed. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor is six-sigma. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to transition globally than to extend dynamically. We will innovate the aptitude of robust channels to deploy. We will streamline the term "next-generation". YourMasters is the industry leader of next-generation efficient obfuscation. We understand that it is better to generate globally than to deliver ultra-intuitively. We will exploit the term "mission-critical". We realize that if you evolve virally then you may also enable holistically. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Think macro-web-enabled. Without re-sizing, you will lack social-network-based partnerships. We understand that it is better to productize globally than to integrate intuitively. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. We think we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also generate nano-transparently. Do you have a strategy to become efficient?