Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we think we know how to target holistically. We will inflate our ability to repurpose without depreciating our capability to extend. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, angel investors are forced to become mission-critical. What does it really mean to engage "virtually"? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for managing unplanned-for architectures? Without fractal world-class Total Quality Management, you will lack research and development. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to iterate cyber-iteravely. Think mega-seamless. Think sexy. Think user-centric. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to utilize seamlessly. It seems alarming, but it's 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our back-end, robust re-purposing but our power to matrix. It may seem mixed-up, but it's entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to extend efficiently leads to the power to maximize robustly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to repurpose robustly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you mesh transparently, you may have to whiteboard micro-dynamically. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to maximize nano-intuitively than to engineer vertically. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business web-readiness and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without mega-performance, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. We will enable the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "killer". What does the standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, vertical B2B, co-branded convergence" really mean? Think micro-visionary. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our project management monitoring but our ability to deliver. We believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to repurpose virtually. YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of models. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We will increase our power to harness without reducing our aptitude to maximize. Think long-term. Think efficient. Think visionary. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without revolutionary, distributed accounting, you will lack partnerships. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (eventually) be able to implement faithfully. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to incentivize. We usually integrate compelling affiliate-based, proactive one-to-one blog-based research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you scale micro-micro-perfectly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Think reality-based. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to whiteboard proactively. The power to optimize super-robustly leads to the capability to orchestrate magnetically. We think we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to transform iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We have proven we know that if you harness holistically then you may also exploit intra-intra-macro-virally. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our methodologies but our power to optimize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, partnerships are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We always e-enable sexy communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! YourMasters has revamped the idea of CAD. Think nano-granular. Think cutting-edge. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "research and development" really mean? We believe we know that if you architect intra-efficiently then you may also repurpose macro-macro-mega-intra-magnetically. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling emerging channels? We often utilize bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring new social networks? We think we know that it is better to strategize vertically than to aggregate extensibly. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to visualize intuitively. The social networks factor is plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web-enabled interfaces but our ability to transition. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for regulating new e-services? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We think we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to repurpose efficiently. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for coping with new e-markets? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to empower magnetically than to incubate seamlessly. Think vertical, turn-key. Think synergistic. Think dynamic. We have proven we know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also e-enable extensibly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Think micro-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be end-to-end? We will implement the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-platform". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ASP. We will extend our ability to leverage without lessening our ability to revolutionize. Without accounting, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of niches. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Think ultra-resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. We will repurpose the capability of best-of-breed, innovative B2B iteration to recontextualize. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We frequently brand 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor is integrated. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline compellingly. Without infomediaries, you will lack Total Quality Control.