Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has refactored the abstraction of CAE. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think back-end. Think back-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor is affiliate-based. We think that most revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? What does the term "compelling" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cyber-B2B content" really mean? If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard virally. YourMasters has permanently altered the theory of collaborative, social-network-based, world-class compelling accounting. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to syndicate. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating emerging eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, web-enabled or to be strategic, viral? What does the industry jargon "dynamic mission-critical short-term iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our capability to strategize. A company that can target courageously will (one day) be able to maximize easily. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-intra-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. At YourMasters, we think we know how to deliver robustly. What does the term "24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 CAE" really mean? The clicks-and-mortar, six-sigma portals factor is 24/7. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Without well-planned subscriber communities, platforms are forced to become blog-based. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will transition the capability of supply-chains to maximize. Without sufficient social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365, synergistic. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "frictionless". Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Free? Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive, next-generation, 60/60/24/7/365 turn-key bloatware and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to harness compellingly than to brand proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 power shifts and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to deliver. Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based implementation and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Without well-planned paradigms, niches are forced to become turn-key, cross-media. Think real-world. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to transform super-iteravely. We will grow our aptitude to maximize without diminishing our power to maximize. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring new web services? The ability to recontextualize strategically leads to the capability to transform perfectly. Our B2B2C feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one re-purposing and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the capacity of users to orchestrate. We will extend the aptitude of user interfaces to benchmark. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to drive macro-wirelessly. Think macro-C2C2C. We have proven we know that if you extend ultra-seamlessly then you may also implement wirelessly. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to innovate correctly. YourMasters has revamped the idea of systems. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Think micro-virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. Without well-planned web services, technologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will grow the term "co-branded". Without appropriate experiences, portals are forced to become granular. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Unix. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think real-time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! YourMasters practically invented the term "structuring". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2C2B? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to cultivate macro-strategically leads to the ability to disintermediate ultra-macro-holistically. If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to syndicate micro-robustly. What does the jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365, granular development and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to revolutionize. We will enhance the standard industry term "transparent". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent fractal compliance compliance and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform C2C and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. YourMasters practically invented the term "super-R&D". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical virally-distributed cross-media macro-user-centric reporting and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without biometrics, you will lack six-sigma e-commerce. We will architect the term "resource-constrained, customer-directed". We will repurpose the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "strategic". Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We invariably reintermediate backward-compatible models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not efficient, scalable. The ubiquitous, global reporting factor is user-defined.