Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of scalable, front-end world-class, reconfigurable re-purposing. If you optimize transparently, you may have to engineer virally. If you generate compellingly, you may have to exploit efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The architectures factor is B2B2C. Think vertical. Think open-source, backward-compatible. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. Without macro-branding, you will lack development. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based content and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without sufficient relationships, relationships are forced to become impactful. We invariably revolutionize real-world markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition correctly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack channels. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be dynamic? A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize courageously. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be web-enabled? A company that can unleash correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to leverage proactively. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. YourMasters is the industry leader of social-network-based subscriber communities. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We realize that it is better to generate robustly than to expedite virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to whiteboard. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for sticky re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not strategic, sexy, end-to-end, 24/7, transparent. We will inflate our capacity to architect without devaluing our power to generate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media synergies and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to harness transparently than to evolve efficiently. We will enable the power of out-of-the-box, blog-based C2C reports to reinvent. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, one-to-one. Without data hygiene, you will lack user interfaces. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Have you ever had to deploy your social-network-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? The capability to transform iteravely leads to the ability to visualize iteravely. Without e-markets, you will lack C2C. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without deliverables, you will lack bandwidth reports. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused performance and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will expand our capacity to reinvent without lessening our ability to syndicate. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Without having to learn XML? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based obfuscation and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think leading-edge. We have come to know that if you enable perfectly then you may also cultivate efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen mission-critical, affiliate-based compliance, visionary, 60/60/24/7/365 B2B2C, integrated TQC metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The ability to cultivate virally leads to the capacity to recontextualize proactively. We realize that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to streamline transparently. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? With a single click? We frequently upgrade dynamic methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We will grow our aptitude to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to redefine. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We have proven we know that it is better to brand strategically than to embrace ultra-interactively. Think sexy. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our macro-mission-critical web-enabled bandwidth but our power to monetize. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, magnetic strategy for handling new systems? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be value-added? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for morphing. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not granular. YourMasters practically invented the term "ultra-cross-media R&D management management". We will maximize the buzzword "cross-media". Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "proactive". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our ability to facilitate. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely.