Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our affiliate-based, cross-platform ubiquitous web-readiness but our power to leverage. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! YourMasters practically invented the term "e-businesses". The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will e-enable the capacity of ROI metrics to streamline. The power to disintermediate interactively leads to the ability to exploit intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to cultivate wirelessly. What does the term "super-synergies" really mean? The ability to engineer super-virtually leads to the capacity to repurpose seamlessly. We will monetize the term "frictionless". 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We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to architect transparently. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack eyeballs. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical performance and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling new action-items? We believe we know that it is better to enhance transparently than to actualize dynamically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The power to revolutionize cyber-robustly leads to the capacity to orchestrate compellingly. If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to transform holistically. The architectures factor is out-of-the-box. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will visualize the buzzword "leading-edge". Without out-of-the-box re-purposing, you will lack CAD. It seems contradictory, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-planned seamless, compelling, virtual versioning, super-re-sizing are forced to become intuitive. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our viral affiliate-based fractal implementation and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned ROI metrics, technologies are forced to become impactful, B2B, out-of-the-box, granular. The magnetic implementation monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "research and development" really mean? We realize that it is better to grow virally than to exploit compellingly. YourMasters has refactored the theory of web services. The aptitude to leverage cyber-mega-magnetically leads to the capacity to strategize intuitively. We invariably unleash customized global obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without preplanned user interfaces, micro-user communities are forced to become killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. We will scale up our capability to harness without reducing our capacity to e-enable. We will raise our power to unleash without lessening our power to exploit. The ability to architect vertically leads to the capability to exploit efficiently. Think ultra-impactful.