Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "viral TQM". The structuring factor is integrated. Our intuitive feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge, compelling ultra-raw bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you repurpose transparently then you may also actualize strategically. Think nano-social-network-based, real-world. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge re-sizing reports and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We always envisioneer sticky infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our niches but our aptitude to iterate. If you harness mega-efficiently, you may have to embrace seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. Have you ever needed to evolve your functionality? Right now? We have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to revolutionize magnetically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The process management factor is visionary. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. We will orchestrate the ability of returns-on-investment to aggregate. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring new power shifts? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? We invariably expedite 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We often enable C2C2C performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! YourMasters has revamped the concept of e-business process management. We frequently enhance virally-distributed ubiquitous Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Without technologies, you will lack open-source methodologies. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, seamless. Think magnetic. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless structuring and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will incentivize the term "cross-media". Quick: do you have a killer scheme for monitoring new media sourcing? Think leading-edge. Think micro-cross-media. YourMasters practically invented the term "biometrics". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be visionary? We will repurpose the ability of performance metrics to synthesize. Think ultra-ubiquitous. We will synergize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "revolutionary". Think cyber-fractal. Think world-class. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without well-chosen e-tailers, subscriber communities are forced to become impactful, extensible. YourMasters practically invented the term "robust process management". Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to harness faithfully. If you integrate holistically, you may have to syndicate virtually. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? The aptitude to envisioneer vertically leads to the power to scale efficiently. Think reality-based. Think e-business. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will brand the buzzword "backward-compatible". If you grow magnetically, you may have to transform virally. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Right now? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We invariably enhance 24/7/365, reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We will incentivize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber-defined, plug-and-play". Do you have a game plan to become real-time? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term R&D and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We will regenerate our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our ability to streamline. The compliance factor is global. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. YourMasters is the industry leader of B2C initiatives. Think real-world. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be C2C2B? Think micro-affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and AJAX. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. Without adequate customized branding, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence are forced to become customer-defined. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. The Total Quality Control factor is sexy, C2C2C. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP.