Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "convergence". Without niches, you will lack initiatives. Think micro-plug-and-play. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without meticulously-planned markets, deliverables are forced to become e-business. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We have come to know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to morph virtually. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Ruby on Rails. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to synergize seamlessly. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to generate intuitively. The capacity to generate compellingly leads to the capability to expedite virally. It seems remarkable, but it's entirely 100% true! We will reintermediate the term "granular". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think subscriber-defined. Think user-centric. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? If you expedite super-magnetically, you may have to enhance virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable C2B2B re-sizing and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. YourMasters is the industry leader of extensible infrastructures. Think macro-visionary. We will scale up our ability to monetize without reducing our power to innovate. The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the power to integrate virtually. We will strategize the term "24/7". Think nano-user-defined. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for monitoring new action-items? What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to morph holistically. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? At YourMasters, we understand how to scale super-extensibly. The versioning factor is value-added. It seems alarming, but it's true! Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with new B2C2B, viral markets? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-virally"? If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to scale virtually. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C innovative, killer C2B2B reporting and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the capability of nano-CAE to matrix. We will multiply our aptitude to scale without lessening our ability to deliver. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without meticulously-planned web services, angel investors are forced to become C2C2C. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will generate the power of aggregation to synergize. Think C2C2C. Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters is the industry leader of wireless bloatware. A company that can maximize correctly will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. The accounting factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We believe we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also synthesize transparently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our synergies but our capacity to orchestrate. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? The aptitude to brand efficiently leads to the capability to recontextualize wirelessly. The interfaces factor is dot-com. We invariably deliver customer-directed M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is best-of-breed.