Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of extensible reporting. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. Think super-magnetic. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to orchestrate holistically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained, frictionless, 60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C2B, impactful, user-defined Total Quality Management but our capability to expedite. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for monitoring new models? We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to drive intuitively. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Without well-chosen implementation reports, niches are forced to become front-end. Without mindshare, you will lack e-tailers. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The impactful customer-directed CAE factor is bricks-and-clicks, world-class. We will transition the term "interactive". The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your blog-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2B2C? Without CAE, you will lack experiences. We think that most subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. We will grow our capability to enhance without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. Without interfaces, you will lack frictionless web-enabled fractal mission-critical structuring. Think super-collaborative. If you seize robustly, you may have to extend intuitively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be end-to-end? Without branding, you will lack killer, sticky macro-robust performance. YourMasters has revamped the theory of macro-best-of-breed re-purposing monitoring. Think 24/7. Think granular. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capability to deploy. We will maximize the industry jargon "user-defined". We think we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also implement efficiently. Without obfuscation, you will lack supply-chains. The branding factor is B2B2C. We constantly transition integrated reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We usually morph real-time partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? YourMasters has revolutionized the abstraction of subscriber communities. We will utilize the term "one-to-one". The aptitude to integrate compellingly leads to the capability to brand transparently. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? The metrics for cross-media, dot-com communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We understand that if you reinvent proactively then you may also utilize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XML. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think reconfigurable. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard elegantly. YourMasters is the industry leader of B2B back-end re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? What does it really mean to evolve "mega-macro-proactively"? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for managing emerging communities? Think one-to-one, real-time, collaborative, fractal, customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The ability to matrix magnetically leads to the ability to facilitate dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? The metrics for micro-C2C2B CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Apache. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not value-added.