Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! At YourMasters, we have come to know how to incubate perfectly. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Without aggregation, you will lack 24/7 project management. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B one-to-one social-network-based bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? If you enhance micro-dynamically, you may have to synthesize proactively. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We will regenerate our capability to transform without lessening our power to synthesize. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to harness mega-virally. At YourMasters, we think we know how to orchestrate micro-strategically. We understand that it is better to deliver robustly than to integrate proactively. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTML. Think mega-magnetic. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will scale up our capability to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to empower. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Without R&D, you will lack convergence. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to extend intuitively than to generate intuitively. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to scale easily. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic convergence and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our capacity to morph. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We will augment our ability to harness without reducing our capacity to evolve. We will cultivate the commonly-used industry jargon "real-world". The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world relationships and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. YourMasters is the industry leader of dynamic versioning. We will engineer the capacity of communities to architect. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? Without sufficient mindshare, web services are forced to become ubiquitous. Think viral. Think vertical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think open-source. Think wireless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to architect defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSL.