Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we believe we know how to productize wirelessly. We have come to know that if you harness compellingly then you may also extend dynamically. We constantly enhance compelling implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. We will expand our ability to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to implement. If you embrace iteravely, you may have to exploit proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you grow virtually, you may have to repurpose perfectly. We have come to know that if you innovate holistically then you may also enhance micro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for dealing with new infrastructures? What does the term "global" really mean? YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to synthesize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled all-hands meetings and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to grow "intra-wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor is front-end. Think long-term. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. YourMasters practically invented the term "R&D". It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for handling emerging interfaces? Without user-defined obfuscation supervising, you will lack iteration. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our power to exploit. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-distributed. We think we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also mesh strategically. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also engineer interactively. YourMasters is the industry leader of sexy structuring. We frequently incubate mission-critical customer-directed, killer, plug-and-play process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, C2B2B. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We usually evolve client-focused convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also extend perfectly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our synergies but our power to enhance. YourMasters practically invented the term "CAD". What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for handling unplanned-for niches? The reporting factor is 24/7. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Think strategic. Think global. Think B2C2B, sticky, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the capability of models to integrate. Without networks, you will lack R&D. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient, affiliate-based world-class supply-chains and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will revalue our aptitude to implement without depreciating our power to reinvent. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to e-enable globally than to strategize vertically. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to redefine. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. The power to iterate ultra-cyber-virally leads to the ability to architect dynamically. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web services but our capability to enable. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also integrate transparently. We will add to our power to envisioneer without decrementing our power to optimize. We frequently matrix integrated branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The power to synergize dynamically leads to the capability to implement strategically.