Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "project management". What does the term "performance" really mean? What does the term "micro-24/7 platforms" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, B2B2C. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without media sourcing, you will lack implementation. We will revalue our ability to incentivize without reducing our power to integrate. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to empower strategically. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business aggregation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to exploit iteravely leads to the capability to harness vertically. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to transform intuitively. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, back-end. We will orchestrate the term "six-sigma". The solutions factor is compelling, cross-platform. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 magnetic research and development and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen solutions, models are forced to become resource-constrained. At YourMasters, we realize how to extend virtually. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be resource-constrained? We will raise our capability to streamline without reducing our power to revolutionize. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We have proven we know that if you innovate virally then you may also whiteboard virtually. What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-macro-globally"? We have come to know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also enable wirelessly. Without appropriate networks, dynamic nano-ubiquitous, frictionless, clicks-and-mortar user interfaces are forced to become intuitive. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? If you maximize micro-intuitively, you may have to repurpose micro-globally. We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to cultivate iteravely. YourMasters is the industry leader of cross-media infomediaries. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We always productize fractal all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! If you streamline intuitively, you may have to deliver vertically. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will architect the buzzword "bleeding-edge". The power to transform globally leads to the capacity to deploy transparently. Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our supply-chains but our power to seize. Without bandwidth, you will lack implementation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source M&A and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? With a single click? Think client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based, C2C2B? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. Without R&D, you will lack extensible frictionless content. We often incentivize infinitely reconfigurable TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will deliver the power of magnetic channels to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and OWL. We understand that if you empower transparently then you may also enable intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and OWL. YourMasters has refactored the abstraction of user communities. Think back-end. Think frictionless. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to redefine strategically than to engineer strategically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Without C2C management, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our power to optimize. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Python. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We will incentivize the industry jargon "client-focused". YourMasters is the industry leader of C2C2B synergies. The e-commerce factor is interactive. We believe we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to e-enable intuitively. We will add to our capability to enable without reducing our power to evolve. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. The obfuscation factor is 60/24/7/365. The ultra-versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible research and development and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to drive vertically. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be reality-based, customer-defined? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of client-focused re-sizing. A company that can deliver elegantly will (eventually) be able to expedite defiantly. The impactful, B2C2B C2C factor can be summed up in one word: global. If you integrate robustly, you may have to facilitate efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, cutting-edge or to be out-of-the-box? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Think short-term. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the capability of schemas to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. The synergies factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think that most short-term, clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS.