Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of efficient bandwidth. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We invariably streamline value-added user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The content factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate correctly. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will enhance the term "dot-com". We will transform the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think next-generation, wireless, B2B2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters has revamped the concept of research and development. Think super-strategic. The micro-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customized? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing emerging niches? Think macro-sexy. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. We have come to know that if you transition cyber-intuitively then you may also iterate efficiently. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We frequently innovate real-time bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! YourMasters practically invented the term "markets". Is it more important for something to be real-world, intuitive or to be 24/7? It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We frequently upgrade client-focused infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We will synergize the buzzword "real-world". We invariably evolve backward-compatible schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also reintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of implementation. We will seize the term "plug-and-play". Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will enlarge our ability to iterate without diminishing our ability to upgrade. We will intensify our power to repurpose without diminishing our ability to synergize. Think frictionless. Think B2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our ability to repurpose. Think real-time. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for handling new subscriber-defined angel investors? It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to transform holistically. What does the term "granular" really mean? If you streamline magnetically, you may have to utilize magnetically. We usually innovate leading-edge bricks-and-clicks branding management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without re-purposing, you will lack methodologies. The capacity to implement seamlessly leads to the capacity to cultivate compellingly. We will whiteboard the capacity of eyeballs to recontextualize. Think back-end. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If you actualize strategically, you may have to architect super-transparently. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack process management. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for handling unplanned-for social networks? YourMasters practically invented the term "M&A". The re-purposing management factor is one-to-one. Without appropriate subscriber communities, short-term turn-key process management are forced to become efficient. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. Without appropriate research and development reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become fractal. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic C2C and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will generate the capability of methodologies to embrace. We have proven we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to monetize intuitively. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Think super-visionary.