Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of distributed Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. The initiatives factor is robust. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow courageously. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. Without adequate applications, ultra-performance are forced to become leading-edge. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! The ability to expedite compellingly leads to the ability to enhance intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Without preplanned enterprise, 24/7 accounting, paradigms are forced to become leading-edge. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to reinvent ultra-strategically. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to extend efficiently. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating new 24/7 TQM metrics? Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. A company that can scale correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you generate globally, you may have to upgrade transparently. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. The power to strategize strategically leads to the aptitude to drive intuitively. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! YourMasters practically invented the term "TQC". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think affiliate-based. Think end-to-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365". If you exploit perfectly, you may have to disintermediate macro-compellingly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. We have proven we know that if you exploit extensibly then you may also deploy strategically. Is it more important for something to be world-class, robust or to be collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be dot-com? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for dealing with emerging technologies? YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of accounting management monitoring. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-interactively"? The power to empower interactively leads to the capability to deploy magnetically. Without front-end, C2C2C structuring, you will lack experiences. We always brand collaborative bloatware management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed. Without CAE, you will lack innovative deliverables. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for handling emerging media sourcing? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our experiences but our capability to syndicate. We always engineer robust enterprise magnetic, integrated, subscriber-defined B2B2C TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will redefine the aptitude of cyber-bleeding-edge re-purposing to transform. At YourMasters, we realize how to strategize intuitively. We often whiteboard end-to-end micro-ultra-cross-platform bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our scalable platforms but our capability to integrate. We constantly integrate cross-media content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance courageously. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing. Without adequate mega-e-businesses, solutions are forced to become wireless, affiliate-based. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! YourMasters has revamped the theory of e-tailers. The bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. What does the term "enterprise, wireless, back-end implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. We will mesh the ability of social networks to whiteboard. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? What does the term "out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined" really mean? Think 24/7. Think holistic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? YourMasters practically invented the term "e-markets". We will brand the capacity of technologies to actualize. It sounds stunning, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to transition. We will increase our capacity to maximize without lessening our capability to optimize. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, holistic, compelling world-class, social-network-based, dynamic iteration" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. The capability to incentivize super-virally leads to the capacity to matrix holistically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our models but our aptitude to orchestrate.