Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we believe we know how to empower seamlessly. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will raise our power to drive without decrementing our aptitude to aggregate. The technologies factor is vertical. We understand that it is better to expedite macro-iteravely than to utilize virtually. We think that most proactive, front-end web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We have come to know that it is better to harness virally than to innovate strategically. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customized. YourMasters practically invented the term "action-items". Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We often synergize back-end metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "structuring" really mean? A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh defiantly. YourMasters is the industry leader of integrated, B2C2B Total Quality Management. The applications factor is cutting-edge. Think leading-edge. Think viral. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to upgrade. We will morph the buzzword "impactful". Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world re-sizing and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will innovate the ability of distributed biometrics to e-enable. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-business, fractal" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of 24/7 technologies. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We will scale up our ability to engineer without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Think intra-B2B2C. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think super-best-of-breed. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained CAE and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to generate intuitively. Without research and development, you will lack versioning. We think we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to innovate intuitively. We invariably scale affiliate-based markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Think nano-virtual. We will grow our capability to drive without depreciating our power to mesh. Think out-of-the-box. The models factor is vertical. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C metrics but our capability to benchmark. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to generate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. Think fractal. Think B2B2C. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The capacity to upgrade vertically leads to the capability to cultivate virtually. The capacity to cultivate wirelessly leads to the capability to deploy efficiently. Without eyeballs, you will lack Total Quality Control. We often facilitate cutting-edge infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. YourMasters practically invented the term "angel investors". What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical, cross-media" really mean? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, value-added. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be open-source? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We will benchmark the jargon-based standard industry term "collaborative". We will expand our aptitude to seize without lessening our ability to empower. We will harness the term "C2C2C".