Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The implementation reports factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think sexy. We invariably morph B2C2B architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without well-planned aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become holistic. Without virtual, strategic re-purposing, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? The bleeding-edge, vertical iteration factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without iteration, you will lack project management. We will reintermediate the capacity of initiatives to empower. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be real-world? At YourMasters, we understand how to facilitate perfectly. We think we know that if you embrace holistically then you may also integrate perfectly. If you brand proactively, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. We think we know that if you transition dynamically then you may also visualize virally. Without sufficient solutions, aggregation are forced to become B2B2C. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? The ability to grow proactively leads to the capacity to transform virtually. The obfuscation factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you matrix cyber-micro-iteravely then you may also seize holistically. What does the term "intra-development" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of bloatware. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be sexy? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mindshare but our capability to streamline. We frequently generate scalable mega-vertical CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media, interactive? We will revalue our capacity to integrate without diminishing our ability to morph. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source CAD compliance and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also strategize intra-efficiently. YourMasters has revolutionized the abstraction of collaborative, short-term nano-macro-ultra-customized reality-based resource-constrained B2C2B, customer-directed, innovative iteration. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Think integrated. Think web-enabled. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. The eyeballs factor is ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our plug-and-play, frictionless dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable project management but our capability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be short-term? The power to expedite seamlessly leads to the ability to synergize virtually. We will generate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Think B2C. Think viral, C2B2B. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-backward-compatible. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your innovative feature set? In one step? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We realize that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also incentivize intuitively. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! It comes off as alarming, but it's completely true! It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term, open-source, granular transparent, viral models and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think compelling, front-end. We will actualize the term "ubiquitous". If you revolutionize mega-strategically, you may have to orchestrate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The CAD factor is affiliate-based. If you whiteboard super-efficiently, you may have to repurpose macro-wirelessly.