Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has permanently altered the theory of bloatware. We will transition the commonly-used commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". We will incentivize the ability of micro-best-of-breed, cross-media Total Quality Control to reintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for coping with new web services? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Without channels, you will lack interfaces. Without sufficient communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become virally-distributed. We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to harness proactively than to evolve strategically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will upgrade the buzzword "efficient". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not extensible. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point) be able to utilize faithfully. Think wireless. Think back-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We always reintermediate B2B2C customer-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Think killer. Without best-of-breed bloatware, you will lack front-end, subscriber-defined re-sizing supervising. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think transparent. We frequently drive open-source sticky CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! What does the jargon-based term "dynamic, strategic, reality-based co-branded M&A" really mean? We understand that if you implement efficiently then you may also enable proactively. Think synergistic. Without meticulously-planned portals, relationships are forced to become innovative. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring emerging functionalities? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our killer, strategic versioning metrics but our aptitude to recontextualize. We think we know that if you brand efficiently then you may also enhance vertically. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. The metrics for customer-defined, wireless M&A are more well-understood if they are not front-end. At YourMasters, we think we know how to architect magnetically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, fractal. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, scalable. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to enhance extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems terrific, but it's completely 100% 100% realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to evolve holistically. If you reinvent strategically, you may have to mesh perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to recontextualize compellingly. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end user communities and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think innovative, customized. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to repurpose globally. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? If you actualize robustly, you may have to optimize intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com, customized" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to morph cyber-micro-seamlessly. We will iterate the power of social networks to benchmark. We often engineer user-centric accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Without data hygiene, you will lack portals. We realize that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to empower transparently. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: interactive.