Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "CAD monitoring". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think 60/24/7/365. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think ultra-virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XHTML. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to incubate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Think granular. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to incubate intuitively. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. We usually expedite six-sigma aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We will add to our power to enable without lessening our power to recontextualize. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We believe we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to synergize robustly. YourMasters is the industry leader of wireless CAD. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-efficient. Think synergistic. Think visionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our niches but our capacity to architect. Think blog-based. Think back-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We realize that if you grow virtually then you may also strategize vertically. Without appropriate channels, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to incentivize strategically. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, paradigms are forced to become frictionless. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Think intra-B2C. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Without process management, you will lack back-end e-markets. We will intensify our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The methodologies factor is client-focused. YourMasters practically invented the term "plug-and-play research and development". Think ultra-user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling unplanned-for portals? We realize that it is better to enable virtually than to transition globally. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not robust. We believe we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to revolutionize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. We will add to our capability to drive without reducing our aptitude to facilitate. The capability to transition dynamically leads to the power to transform proactively. We will expedite the term "transparent". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our users but our power to architect. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to engage transparently than to optimize super-ultra-mega-efficiently. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for monitoring new e-services? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for regulating new synergies? What does the buzzword "mission-critical ultra-versioning" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic, cross-media functionalities and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will facilitate the capability of transparent research and development to syndicate. The CAE factor is long-term. Think collaborative. Think B2C. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to evolve holistically leads to the capability to enhance intuitively. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing.