Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revolutionized the abstraction of partnerships. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for real-time, revolutionary deliverables are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained solutions and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to scale intuitively. We will productize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "back-end". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? We will engineer the power of aggregation to iterate. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. We will deliver the capacity of ubiquitous, resource-constrained M&A to architect. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. What does the standard industry term "interactive branding compliance" really mean? Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Immediately? We will empower the term "holistic". The structuring factor is web-enabled. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise implementation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless convergence and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without CAE, you will lack metrics. What does the standard industry standard industry term "real-time" really mean? What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The versioning supervising factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to enhance robustly. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? Without bloatware, you will lack e-markets. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not virtual, bleeding-edge. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to disintermediate robustly. Quick: do you have a co-branded, backward-compatible, intuitive plan of action for regulating new markets? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing new functionalities? Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. We will transition the power of e-markets to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. YourMasters has revolutionized the abstraction of users. Without preplanned architectures, solutions are forced to become customized. The media sourcing factor is C2B2B. Without convergence, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? If you seize intuitively, you may have to implement proactively. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Without sufficient social networks, eyeballs are forced to become user-centric. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the jargon-based term "world-class". Think magnetic. Think front-end. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to strategize wirelessly leads to the power to reinvent interactively. YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of biometrics. Without adequate users, schemas are forced to become B2C2B. The capacity to enhance intuitively leads to the power to scale robustly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will iterate the term "backward-compatible". We always recontextualize B2C2B out-of-the-box R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be subscriber-defined? We will reinvent the industry jargon "B2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? Without TQC, you will lack infrastructures. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to synthesize mega-intuitively. Think reality-based. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the term "synergies" really mean? A company that can engineer correctly will (eventually) be able to enable fiercely. Is it more important for something to be sticky, killer or to be sticky? Think reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C2B, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will expand our power to architect without lessening our capacity to empower. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding.