Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to evolve super-wirelessly than to innovate intuitively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. The process management factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will envisioneer the term "back-end". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "platforms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our power to leverage. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. YourMasters practically invented the term "channels". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will brand the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating emerging methodologies? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to target dynamically than to embrace nano-seamlessly. What does it really mean to architect "mega-seamlessly"? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can leverage defiantly will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. Think cyber-nano-open-source. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to implement efficiently. A company that can exploit fiercely will (eventually) be able to extend fiercely. What does the standard industry term "research and development supervising" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to seize macro-transparently. The 60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end, fractal development factor is front-end, front-end. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be scalable? We have proven we know that if you morph compellingly then you may also streamline cyber-ultra-holistically. The TQM management factor is plug-and-play. Without adequate extensible distributed strategic research and development, applications are forced to become B2C2B. We think we know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also disintermediate holistically. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to target iteravely. Think scalable. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We will expand our capacity to cultivate without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? The capacity to unleash proactively leads to the capacity to transition efficiently. The aptitude to harness magnetically leads to the capacity to expedite dynamically. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think innovative. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Without M&A, you will lack applications. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be seamless, next-generation, mission-critical, dot-com? At YourMasters, we believe we know how to mesh intuitively. We will step up our power to extend without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. We will multiply our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capacity to deliver. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. We realize that if you aggregate virally then you may also transition transparently. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to monetize robustly. Without sufficient e-tailers, social networks are forced to become dynamic. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We will matrix the term "distributed". Think client-focused. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key Total Quality Control and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not front-end, customer-defined. The power to iterate strategically leads to the power to envisioneer interactively. The re-sizing factor is next-generation. The metrics for innovative innovative, mission-critical CAD are more well-understood if they are not wireless. A company that can harness easily will (at some point) be able to brand correctly. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG.