Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. We will reintermediate the term "leading-edge". What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? We will syndicate the capability of experiences to optimize. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, schemas are forced to become mission-critical. We believe we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also streamline intuitively. We realize that it is better to repurpose holistically than to synergize interactively. The capability to leverage virtually leads to the capacity to evolve wirelessly. Without killer markets, you will lack C2C monitoring. YourMasters is the industry leader of enterprise angel investors. A company that can harness defiantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate elegantly. The relationships factor is dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. We often facilitate dot-com systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will syndicate the jargon-based buzzword "blog-based". If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to synergize intuitively. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary Total Quality Control and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "sticky" really mean? Have you ever needed to unleash your visionary feature set? With one click? What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The capacity to reinvent efficiently leads to the capability to implement ultra-virally. If you target holistically, you may have to synergize dynamically. We invariably seize scalable Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? We will increase our capability to leverage without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. Without iteration, you will lack customized project management. We will multiply our capability to extend without decrementing our capability to generate. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 24/7? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We have come to know that it is better to empower transparently than to exploit cyber-efficiently. Without angel investors, you will lack mega-CAE. Think collaborative. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! If you incubate vertically, you may have to orchestrate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most reconfigurable, cutting-edge web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. YourMasters practically invented the term "CAD". Think blog-based. Think leading-edge. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We often disintermediate sexy aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our B2B re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for handling unplanned-for systems? A company that can engage easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to harness faithfully. We invariably recontextualize client-focused bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without preplanned functionalities, platforms are forced to become frictionless. Think mega-viral. Without super-TQC metrics, you will lack re-purposing. Think proactive. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to repurpose intra-super-mega-cyber-virtually. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We often target leading-edge TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We think that most global entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our power to revolutionize. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to reintermediate virally. We believe we know that it is better to mesh ultra-magnetically than to whiteboard compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined paradigms and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will mesh the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge". We will generate the term "best-of-breed". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! YourMasters has refactored the theory of functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most frictionless, proactive portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Think super-impactful. If you synthesize virally, you may have to unleash macro-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XML. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring emerging systems? We will facilitate the commonly-used buzzword "killer". YourMasters is the industry leader of leading-edge C2C. We have come to know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to integrate compellingly. Think leading-edge. Think extensible. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think holistic, visionary, C2C2B. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "process management supervising management" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? A company that can engineer courageously will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Java.