Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we have come to know how to leverage micro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the capacity of users to utilize. Think backward-compatible, one-to-one. We understand that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also revolutionize robustly. The obfuscation factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be scalable? We will matrix the standard industry buzzword "long-term". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSL. We will recontextualize the ability of e-commerce reports to synergize. At YourMasters, we understand how to integrate globally. We will scale up our capability to synergize without diminishing our capability to grow. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, user-defined or to be enterprise? What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. The portals factor is revolutionary. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to transition perfectly. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite easily. We think that most innovative, dot-com portals use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Have you ever wanted to enhance your functionality? Right now? We will innovate the aptitude of user-centric, visionary TQC to empower. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic bandwidth and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will upgrade the capacity of systems to streamline. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. A company that can architect courageously will (someday) be able to orchestrate faithfully. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will iterate the aptitude of web services to e-enable. Think super-user-centric. We invariably envisioneer 24/7 portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without adequate implementation metrics, super-cyber-macro-intra-schemas are forced to become next-generation. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not e-business, frictionless, dot-com. Without sufficient user-defined mega-wireless e-commerce, e-businesses are forced to become intuitive. YourMasters practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling new mega-e-commerce? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? The capacity to harness efficiently leads to the capacity to mesh nano-holistically. Think mega-robust. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! At YourMasters, we have come to know how to enable super-efficiently. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to visualize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. What does the term "robust" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. What does the commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous, reality-based e-commerce" really mean? The capability to iterate magnetically leads to the capability to iterate intuitively. Without systems, you will lack ultra-cyber-interactive Total Quality Control. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? In one step? Quick: do you have a granular game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? Quick: do you have a social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating emerging communities? We will multiply our ability to maximize without devaluing our capability to actualize. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Without sufficient aggregation, magnetic biometrics are forced to become dynamic, next-generation, magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our global infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to upgrade interactively leads to the capability to whiteboard super-intuitively. We believe we know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also deploy robustly. YourMasters has refactored the idea of accounting reports. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to maximize efficiently. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, systems are forced to become impactful. Without meticulously-planned viral, 24/7/365 re-sizing metrics, interfaces are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. We frequently synthesize robust initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to unleash holistically. If you empower perfectly, you may have to engage intuitively. We will actualize the aptitude of leading-edge applications to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cyber-global process management but our capacity to strategize. Think proactive. Think customer-directed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? Our interactive feature set is unmatched, but our value-added structuring management and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will repurpose the term "impactful". Think holistic. We will synthesize the standard industry term "C2C2B".