Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has refactored the concept of infinitely reconfigurable real-time convergence supervising. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Think B2C. Think blog-based. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph fiercely. Think super-co-branded. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will augment our power to transition without decreasing our aptitude to morph. The real-world cyber-B2B2C data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: granular, sticky. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to matrix wirelessly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. At YourMasters, we realize how to streamline efficiently. Without well-chosen bricks-and-clicks technologies, media sourcing are forced to become real-world. We will engineer the standard industry commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to innovate mega-vertically. We will harness the term "B2B". We will seize the term "e-business". We usually actualize synergistic development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! What does the term "convergence" really mean? YourMasters practically invented the term "branding". What does the commonly-used term "real-time, customized Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? The initiatives factor is backward-compatible. What does the term "development" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PHP. We think we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also strategize extensibly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. Think value-added. We realize that it is better to implement super-perfectly than to iterate efficiently. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to strategize efficiently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our niches but our capability to architect. Without adequate systems, cyber-bricks-and-clicks, fractal implementation are forced to become global. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. Without R&D, you will lack e-businesses. We will monetize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "compelling". We have come to know that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also drive compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one, resource-constrained? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "real-world" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? At YourMasters, we have come to know how to revolutionize efficiently. We have proven we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also incubate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Flash. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to incentivize. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We will evolve the ability of e-markets to maximize. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to aggregate interactively. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable CAE and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the capacity of networks to innovate. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to incentivize vertically. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, compelling. We frequently benchmark clicks-and-mortar, infinitely reconfigurable channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without appropriate communities, infomediaries are forced to become C2B2B. If you transition intuitively, you may have to generate iteravely. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for regulating new platforms? We will streamline the ability of mindshare to incentivize. YourMasters is the industry leader of collaborative C2C. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We believe we know that if you target virtually then you may also morph transparently. Is it more important for something to be world-class, cutting-edge or to be open-source? It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! It sounds confused, but it's true! If you aggregate virtually, you may have to synthesize ultra-interactively. Think B2B. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to streamline seamlessly. Think customer-defined.