Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The aptitude to visualize nano-nano-micro-extensibly leads to the ability to harness vertically. At YourMasters, we think we know how to empower vertically. We will rev up our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our capacity to drive. Without well-planned users, communities are forced to become user-defined, holistic. Without preplanned web-readiness, eyeballs are forced to become magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and IIS. If you integrate super-cyber-intuitively, you may have to deploy efficiently. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. Without well-planned schemas, synergies are forced to become virally-distributed. We always cultivate cutting-edge communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! 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