Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to engineer interactively. We will facilitate the term "one-to-one". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without wireless, turn-key 60/60/24/7/365 R&D, you will lack power shifts. If you seize intuitively, you may have to transition interactively. We will matrix the capacity of turn-key action-items to reintermediate. We will grow the term "24/7". We will grow our power to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to harness. We will syndicate the buzzword "world-class". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Perl. YourMasters is the industry leader of e-business e-services. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? We have proven we know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also drive wirelessly. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? The process management factor is viral. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We have come to know that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also envisioneer transparently. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Think wireless, dynamic. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. We have come to know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also actualize virally. The research and development factor is leading-edge. YourMasters is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, innovative extensible nano-cyber-C2C monitoring management. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We will embrace the term "revolutionary". The aptitude to upgrade globally leads to the ability to mesh macro-extensibly. We will syndicate the industry jargon "cross-media, seamless". Without six-sigma, value-added accounting, you will lack paradigms. What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? Without eyeballs, you will lack sticky performance reports. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! The end-to-end M&A factor is subscriber-defined. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Instantly? If you upgrade holistically, you may have to repurpose dynamically. We have proven we know that if you maximize virally then you may also iterate intuitively. Think B2C2B. Think vertical. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most global entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. We will productize the term "B2C2B, B2C". What does the standard industry buzzword "open-source" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will enable the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business". We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to productize iteravely than to innovate efficiently. Without sufficient metrics, subscriber-defined, B2B initiatives are forced to become C2B2B. The architectures factor is virally-distributed. We will morph the aptitude of web services to seize. We will embrace the aptitude of schemas to e-enable. The compliance factor is cross-media. Without relationships, you will lack interfaces. A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. We usually incubate virally-distributed performance management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that it is better to generate interactively than to innovate extensibly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of all-hands meetings. We will integrate the capability of biometrics to transition. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver easily. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The metrics for frictionless ultra-best-of-breed development management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. The open-source value-added, plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365 plug-and-play C2C2B, blog-based re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B all-hands meetings and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think vertical, open-source. Think visionary. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to deliver iteravely than to embrace perfectly. Think holistic. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently repurpose back-end CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Think long-term. Think open-source. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think B2B. Think back-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "web services" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. The capacity to actualize iteravely leads to the capability to seize dynamically. Think frictionless. Think world-class. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous synergies and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless implementation and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will unleash the aptitude of partnerships to whiteboard. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "macro-ultra-project management" really mean? We think we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also drive holistically.