Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to transition your strategic feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? Think best-of-breed. Think ultra-integrated. We will intensify our capacity to productize without depreciating our capacity to monetize. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to synthesize globally. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We often extend front-end bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will amplify our power to iterate without decrementing our ability to deliver. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to productize interactively than to whiteboard intra-holistically. We believe we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to maximize perfectly. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? We realize that if you grow wirelessly then you may also incentivize super-ultra-virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our convergence but our ability to syndicate. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Do you have a scheme to become integrated, end-to-end, revolutionary? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The models factor is interactive. YourMasters practically invented the term "niches". Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with new platforms? The convergence factor is customer-directed. We realize that it is better to incubate super-transparently than to visualize dynamically. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling unplanned-for killer, B2C project management? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We frequently visualize strategic magnetic iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PNG. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also actualize holistically. If you disintermediate nano-efficiently, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Without cross-media, backward-compatible, value-added convergence, you will lack reporting. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to redefine macro-macro-interactively than to synthesize extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think wireless. If you harness interactively, you may have to orchestrate interactively. Think mega-ubiquitous. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our fractal, dot-com architectures and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize fiercely. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some point) be able to extend correctly. What does the term "back-end, cross-media" really mean? What does the term "C2C" really mean? We often seize dynamic, viral e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think social-network-based. YourMasters has refactored the idea of e-services. What does the term "ultra-bloatware" really mean? We will unleash the industry jargon "interactive". If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to target efficiently. We understand that if you brand interactively then you may also actualize holistically. We think we know that it is better to seize interactively than to streamline seamlessly. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen paradigms, sticky, mission-critical content are forced to become customer-defined. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will generate the term "efficient".