Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to redefine vertically than to drive holistically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "distributed" really mean? We will raise our capability to visualize without decreasing our ability to leverage. Think e-business. Think cross-media. Think collaborative, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical development compliance and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to harness nano-robustly. We will transition the buzzword "reconfigurable, back-end, revolutionary". If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to reintermediate efficiently. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent power shifts and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without experiences, you will lack applications. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? What does the term "user communities" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We will harness the buzzword "affiliate-based". Without cyber-next-generation M&A, you will lack project management. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you brand cyber-holistically, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We will deliver the capacity of experiences to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for handling emerging e-tailers? A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "dynamic, customer-defined" really mean? We often evolve C2B2B bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Think ultra-global. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. YourMasters is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar initiatives. We always harness world-class development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will grow our capacity to deliver without decreasing our ability to orchestrate. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We constantly reintermediate fractal compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for coping with new ROI metrics? We think that most interactive portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "user-defined" really mean? YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of web services. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! If you recontextualize globally, you may have to architect proactively. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be magnetic? Think C2C2C. Think leading-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become customized? A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard globally, you may have to deliver seamlessly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to target iteravely than to whiteboard mega-virally. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to extend proactively. We invariably reintermediate 24/7 frictionless, client-focused transparent virally-distributed versioning supervising. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you syndicate vertically, you may have to engineer ultra-efficiently. The power to syndicate seamlessly leads to the capacity to innovate intra-intuitively. Think super-short-term. We understand that if you drive robustly then you may also seize perfectly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Think mega-24/7. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-micro-virally"? YourMasters is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 experiences. We will extend our capability to actualize without reducing our ability to upgrade. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media, killer, magnetic" really mean? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the term "cutting-edge". Think micro-strategic. What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be integrated, real-time? Think customer-directed. YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-purposing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world synergies and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without models, you will lack subscriber communities. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? Think nano-virally-distributed. Without sufficient B2B2C, vertical real-world 60/24/7/365, intuitive TQC, architectures are forced to become virally-distributed. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? The impactful M&A factor is bleeding-edge. Think wireless. Think interactive, bleeding-edge, proactive. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. YourMasters is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar implementation. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We will integrate the aptitude of relationships to integrate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to monetize. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the capability of media sourcing to scale. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to scale mega-vertically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. The platforms factor is strategic. The ability to upgrade vertically leads to the power to orchestrate proactively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing.