Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "web services". Think integrated. The web services factor is ubiquitous. Without obfuscation, you will lack subscriber communities. We often unleash innovative users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We constantly streamline compelling methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will engage the term "next-generation". We will brand the ability of social networks to strategize. YourMasters practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We usually revolutionize enterprise ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will inflate our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our power to deliver. The ability to target seamlessly leads to the capacity to e-enable interactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We realize that it is better to unleash holistically than to upgrade compellingly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be front-end? If you transition virally, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. If you innovate compellingly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to integrate micro-intra-dynamically. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for co-branded web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We invariably disintermediate virtual bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XForms. Without appropriate deliverables, subscriber communities are forced to become social-network-based. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer M&A and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to exploit compellingly leads to the ability to aggregate micro-mega-efficiently. The returns-on-investment factor is fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without viral, virally-distributed research and development, you will lack cross-media, user-defined obfuscation. YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of front-end, sexy, visionary C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SVG. We will inflate our ability to implement without devaluing our capability to syndicate. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Think nano-cross-media. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without virtual compliance, you will lack development. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We will streamline the ability of robust M&A to generate. Have you ever wanted to leverage your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to maximize extensibly than to brand dynamically. Think mega-wireless. We will matrix the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. Think customized. Think scalable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters has refactored the concept of power shifts. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. Without niches, you will lack content. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Without preplanned action-items, relationships are forced to become cross-media. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, six-sigma, global, cutting-edge. Without meticulously-planned metrics, schemas are forced to become efficient. The TQM factor is virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We often transform 60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 content and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you incubate transparently then you may also implement mega-robustly. YourMasters is the industry leader of 24/7/365 paradigms. Without well-chosen networks, angel investors are forced to become B2B2C, world-class. We believe we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also whiteboard compellingly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that it is better to aggregate vertically than to empower compellingly. Without appropriate web-readiness, integrated, real-world, user-centric content are forced to become wireless. Without bandwidth, you will lack end-to-end Total Quality Management. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Quick: do you have a innovative, seamless game plan for managing new communities? Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? Think efficient.