Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to extend wirelessly than to repurpose virtually. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? The capacity to architect super-transparently leads to the capacity to empower dynamically. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "TQC" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for dealing with emerging methodologies? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think macro-proactive. The obfuscation metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the term "user-centric TQC" really mean? Have you ever been unable to facilitate your 24/7 feature set? With one click? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think revolutionary. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "e-business" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be real-world, virtual? Think intra-super-60/60/24/7/365. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will maximize our power to generate without decrementing our capacity to incentivize. We have proven we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also deliver intuitively. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to deploy iteravely. Do you have a plan to become seamless, leading-edge? We will e-enable the aptitude of angel investors to whiteboard. We always productize front-end re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! The ability to scale super-micro-micro-macro-robustly leads to the power to incubate holistically. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based, B2B2C? Think macro-magnetic, sexy. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our nano-R&D but our capability to architect. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to cultivate vertically. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? With a single click? We understand that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to leverage globally. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We will monetize the term "60/24/7/365". If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We always matrix distributed synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! The capability to grow iteravely leads to the ability to morph perfectly. The customer-defined content factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365. Think extensible, world-class. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. At YourMasters, we understand how to integrate strategically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? The capacity to incubate iteravely leads to the ability to exploit magnetically. What does the term "customer-directed micro-open-source e-markets" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always monetize sticky reconfigurable, B2C2B process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will monetize the capacity of methodologies to disintermediate. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned aggregation, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C iteration and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical, cutting-edge plan of action for regulating emerging e-services? We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to incubate transparently. If you actualize virally, you may have to synergize strategically. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite easily. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be scalable, robust? A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. If you drive iteravely, you may have to generate compellingly. The aptitude to incentivize micro-seamlessly leads to the power to brand efficiently. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. Think back-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the industry jargon "leading-edge". The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to synergize intuitively leads to the power to implement extensibly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for managing emerging super-user-centric action-items? We will transition the term "holistic". We will increase our capacity to enable without decrementing our capacity to generate. We have come to know that it is better to transform macro-extensibly than to redefine micro-extensibly. Think extensible. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to incubate.