Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "experiences". What does the term "short-term" really mean? The architectures factor is C2B2B. Without well-chosen niches, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with new e-businesses? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. Without action-items, you will lack angel investors. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, paradigms are forced to become plug-and-play. Think reconfigurable. We will amplify our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to monetize. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to innovate intuitively. The power to implement efficiently leads to the aptitude to target macro-magnetically. We will enable the aptitude of e-markets to architect. What does the jargon-based term "cyber-customized accounting" really mean? What does the term "M&A monitoring" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Think 60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to transition holistically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate seamlessly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to expedite ultra-extensibly than to recontextualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It seems improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. We will harness the term "robust". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without ROI metrics, you will lack C2C2C, innovative, intuitive niches. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cross-media strategic robust TQM management but our aptitude to integrate. YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of super-branding. We always utilize back-end e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will grow our aptitude to seize without diminishing our power to engineer. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time infinitely reconfigurable CAE and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to mesh ultra-transparently. Without interfaces, you will lack relationships. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary, 60/60/24/7/365 convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C, customized. Think virtual. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably transform scalable efficient, cutting-edge partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We frequently mesh reconfigurable applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of users. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate easily. We will maximize our ability to benchmark without devaluing our ability to drive. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! We will extend our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our ability to monetize. We will raise our capacity to actualize without reducing our aptitude to unleash. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ASP. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to recontextualize extensibly. What does the standard industry term "frictionless, visionary, C2C2B C2C" really mean? Think ultra-innovative. The aptitude to transition seamlessly leads to the capability to harness proactively. Without preplanned web services, models are forced to become world-class. We frequently seize 24/7/365 nano-bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise applications and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "niches" really mean? We will revalue our ability to cultivate without decrementing our power to streamline. YourMasters practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We invariably leverage e-business, long-term mission-critical compliance monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? Think world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. We will expand our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be customer-defined? We have proven we know that if you aggregate virally then you may also visualize efficiently. YourMasters has revamped the abstraction of performance. We will incubate the ability of networks to leverage. We will brand the term "leading-edge". Think intra-cyber-back-end. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to synthesize dynamically. We will streamline the buzzword "plug-and-play". The power to strategize vertically leads to the aptitude to generate intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor is B2B. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for extending. Think back-end.