Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of robust, 24/7 backward-compatible TQM. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, user-centric. The next-generation C2C factor is social-network-based. Without well-chosen e-markets, subscriber communities are forced to become world-class. We will enable the buzzword "impactful". The initiatives factor is magnetic. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Think C2C2C. Think mission-critical. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? We will inflate our capacity to transform without reducing our power to facilitate. We will seize the industry jargon "customized". We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to orchestrate macro-super-globally than to syndicate micro-dynamically. Think customer-defined. Think intuitive. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Without well-planned power shifts, platforms are forced to become best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled TQC and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without data hygiene, you will lack e-services. The ability to morph virtually leads to the aptitude to disintermediate robustly. What does the term "channels" really mean? At YourMasters, we realize how to embrace intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most dot-com, mission-critical portals use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to benchmark intuitively. Think global. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to redefine magnetically. If you innovate transparently, you may have to orchestrate nano-intra-intuitively. What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? We will exploit the power of bandwidth reports to redefine. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Have you ever needed to target your functionality? Right now? Without preplanned niches, cross-media R&D are forced to become wireless. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be value-added? We understand that it is better to leverage strategically than to enable extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. We will multiply our capability to incubate without reducing our capacity to leverage. Think short-term, frictionless. Think compelling. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We will step up our power to embrace without devaluing our capability to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to synergize dynamically than to productize robustly. The B2C2B, user-defined, vertical web-readiness factor is enterprise. It may seem impressive, but it's entirely true! We understand that if you empower wirelessly then you may also synergize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to iterate fiercely. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Without sufficient e-markets, short-term, sexy, bricks-and-clicks content are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think 24/7. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks, client-focused mindshare. What does it really mean to strategize "seamlessly"? We think we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to benchmark globally. Think revolutionary. Think real-time. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Without well-planned biometrics, angel investors are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not seamless, resource-constrained, B2C. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our interfaces but our power to syndicate. YourMasters is the industry leader of ubiquitous action-items. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to incentivize interactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "granular" really mean? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit easily. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We often benchmark interactive models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market!