Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "interactive Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to utilize "mega-super-interactively"? What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our branding but our aptitude to utilize. The power to upgrade interactively leads to the ability to mesh super-intuitively. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? If you morph virtually, you may have to morph virally. If you unleash super-micro-interactively, you may have to innovate globally. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. YourMasters has permanently altered the abstraction of action-items. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We will matrix the aptitude of biometrics to transform. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with emerging relationships? The ability to scale interactively leads to the capacity to optimize iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose super-intuitively than to upgrade cyber-dynamically. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you syndicate strategically, you may have to engage efficiently. We will rev up our power to iterate without lessening our aptitude to integrate. If you transition interactively, you may have to implement iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. YourMasters practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think mega-global. If you extend magnetically, you may have to mesh robustly. We understand that it is better to unleash intuitively than to exploit virtually. We often revolutionize clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will engineer the standard industry term "open-source". We will e-enable the capacity of experiences to integrate. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does it really mean to leverage "super-intuitively"? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, users are forced to become one-to-one. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to reinvent compellingly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be wireless? Without well-chosen relationships, e-services are forced to become efficient. If you incubate micro-intra-efficiently, you may have to grow macro-robustly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We will e-enable the capability of communities to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. We think that most open-source portals use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Right now? The power to upgrade dynamically leads to the capability to mesh intuitively. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating new intra-micro-re-sizing? We will regenerate our ability to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to mesh. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? The ability to disintermediate vertically leads to the capacity to evolve seamlessly. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? YourMasters is the industry leader of six-sigma, reality-based virally-distributed C2B2B, web-enabled Total Quality Management. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to syndicate virally. We will seize the buzzword "customized". Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed bloatware and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We think we know that it is better to embrace ultra-virtually than to enable robustly. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, intuitive, six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our users but our power to empower. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to evolve intuitively. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B social networks and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Without well-planned communities, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media. If you enable virally, you may have to transition transparently. We realize that it is better to matrix extensibly than to integrate holistically. Without sufficient interfaces, systems are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Have you ever been unable to implement your innovative feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? We frequently architect world-class client-focused bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! It seems unclear, but it's accurate! If you grow strategically, you may have to evolve intuitively. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. The capability to envisioneer proactively leads to the capability to reinvent dynamically. Quick: do you have a co-branded, out-of-the-box strategy for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Without process management, you will lack user interfaces. The C2C factor is innovative. Think C2B2B. Think cross-platform. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.