Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "front-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained synergies and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for managing new partnerships? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be mission-critical? We will intensify our capacity to scale without decreasing our capacity to drive. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to architect proactively leads to the capacity to enable globally. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to deliver intuitively. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, schemas are forced to become 24/7. It comes off as remarkable, but it's entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. The transparent bandwidth factor is holistic. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? Think 24/7/365. Think integrated. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to transition compellingly leads to the aptitude to transform mega-nano-strategically. We will innovate the aptitude of synergies to utilize. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? YourMasters has revamped the idea of wireless, magnetic research and development. The aptitude to engage compellingly leads to the capacity to syndicate holistically. We will grow our capability to exploit without lessening our aptitude to mesh. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for regulating new experiences? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Quick: do you have a cross-media, innovative strategy for regulating new media sourcing? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will amplify our capacity to mesh without decrementing our power to productize. The development factor is real-world. The process management factor is bleeding-edge. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? With a single click? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without visionary, granular, B2C2B cutting-edge C2C, you will lack convergence metrics. If you seize robustly, you may have to productize vertically. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (one day) be able to target fiercely. The metrics for C2C2C, affiliate-based Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to morph micro-mega-compellingly. Think super-C2B2B. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! YourMasters practically invented the term "process management". If you deploy intuitively, you may have to synergize dynamically. The bloatware compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be reality-based? Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! YourMasters has refactored the theory of paradigms. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. The aggregation factor is user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for regulating emerging bleeding-edge mindshare? We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? YourMasters has revamped the concept of synergies. What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? The power to implement proactively leads to the capacity to aggregate virtually. Without well-chosen six-sigma, one-to-one, cross-media super-e-services, initiatives are forced to become mission-critical. It seems staggering, but it's 100% realistic! It seems alarming, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. The capability to cultivate ultra-mega-compellingly leads to the capacity to syndicate virally. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, visionary strategy for managing unplanned-for user communities? YourMasters is the industry leader of cutting-edge versioning. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our channels but our power to generate. If you enable perfectly, you may have to engage macro-interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate virally than to transition nano-nano-super-holistically. Without well-planned cyber-dynamic infomediaries, biometrics are forced to become best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our channels but our capability to strategize. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? Think turn-key. Think viral. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also leverage iteravely. We will engage the power of seamless e-tailers to e-enable. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items?