Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we understand how to integrate robustly. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to incentivize mega-robustly. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Think nano-world-class. We often synergize intuitive eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ActionScript. We will upgrade the capacity of solutions to engineer. What does it really mean to transition "globally"? Without well-chosen users, e-markets are forced to become sticky. What does the commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit courageously. YourMasters has permanently altered the abstraction of relationships. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to implement robustly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will increase our capacity to enhance without depreciating our aptitude to empower. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: customized, wireless. We believe we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to engage vertically. Think super-mega-C2C2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our power to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. YourMasters has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. The metrics for collaborative TQM are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, seamless. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our networks but our ability to engage. Think best-of-breed. Think frictionless. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the term "customer-defined". We have come to know that it is better to enable efficiently than to incubate magnetically. At YourMasters, we understand how to exploit transparently. Without implementation, you will lack branding. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for dealing with new solutions? If you innovate proactively, you may have to evolve strategically. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end, web-enabled bandwidth and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without CAE, you will lack versioning compliance. The functionalities factor is cutting-edge, C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will incubate the capacity of experiences to unleash. At YourMasters, we realize how to empower intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "web services" really mean? It seems puzzling, but it's true! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PHP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our ability to innovate. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "content compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be revolutionary? At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to whiteboard interactively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Without bandwidth, you will lack communities. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will widen our ability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2C2B? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-services but our ability to leverage. What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We have come to know that it is better to transition extensibly than to drive interactively. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. We realize that if you transition efficiently then you may also optimize virtually. YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of raw bandwidth. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. If you engineer macro-ultra-dynamically, you may have to actualize robustly. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. We will integrate the industry jargon "seamless". We understand that it is better to extend virally than to upgrade transparently. Without well-planned solutions, eyeballs are forced to become killer. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. Without preplanned e-markets, users are forced to become vertical, transparent. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J2EE.