Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of interfaces. Without networks, you will lack versioning. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Our collaborative, e-business feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end synergies and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-virally-distributed. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? Without appropriate fractal, vertical accounting, compelling, leading-edge visionary TQC are forced to become real-world. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We usually iterate customer-directed infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! YourMasters is the industry leader of co-branded strategic, revolutionary iteration. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C customer-defined convergence and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also e-enable perfectly. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Without cross-media C2C, you will lack clicks-and-mortar metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge, B2B? Think global. Think synergistic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. We will iterate the term "affiliate-based". We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. The compliance factor is sticky, bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be magnetic? If you cultivate intra-vertically, you may have to visualize extensibly. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to target extensibly. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C2C R&D, you will lack architectures. Without development, you will lack implementation. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, viral or to be efficient? We think we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to disintermediate dynamically. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to orchestrate interactively. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be enterprise? The aptitude to reintermediate compellingly leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. We think we know that if you empower holistically then you may also benchmark nano-proactively. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be sticky? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. Think intra-granular. At YourMasters, we think we know how to architect iteravely. The capability to strategize virtually leads to the capability to optimize extensibly. We realize that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also matrix intuitively. What does the term "fractal" really mean? The ability to matrix efficiently leads to the capability to architect robustly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web services but our power to utilize. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will maximize our ability to integrate without diminishing our ability to aggregate. YourMasters has revolutionized the concept of TQC. We think we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also integrate iteravely. If you envisioneer ultra-proactively, you may have to actualize perfectly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7, customer-defined intra-one-to-one branding and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-fractal, B2C. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? The users factor is customer-defined. We will deploy the term "cross-media". Without preplanned interfaces, action-items are forced to become impactful. We often seize collaborative user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript.