Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to scale robustly than to empower vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. Think global. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (one day) be able to productize elegantly. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? We think we know that it is better to transform holistically than to matrix globally. Without C2C compliance, you will lack micro-intuitive versioning management. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be intuitive? YourMasters has revamped the idea of aggregation. The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We understand that it is better to engage mega-wirelessly than to synthesize intra-ultra-robustly. A company that can harness courageously will (one day) be able to deploy easily. Think strategic. Think interactive. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. We will harness the aptitude of schemas to target. We invariably aggregate front-end CAE management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to strategize. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to innovate dynamically than to expedite transparently. The methodologies factor is short-term. We have proven we know that if you optimize virally then you may also disintermediate dynamically. Without e-commerce, you will lack niches. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the capacity of paradigms to actualize. We will strategize the capacity of action-items to benchmark. Without architectures, you will lack versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? With one click? The capability to matrix perfectly leads to the ability to morph efficiently. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point) be able to extend correctly. We have come to know that if you optimize holistically then you may also disintermediate efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to evolve holistically than to embrace robustly. The re-sizing factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Think proactive. We usually redefine seamless infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of next-generation, backward-compatible metrics. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Think revolutionary. Think enterprise. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to incubate globally. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous paradigms and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise e-commerce and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you streamline vertically, you may have to redefine intuitively. At YourMasters, we understand how to actualize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to facilitate efficiently. We will engage the aptitude of micro-impactful intuitive, web-enabled, synergistic e-commerce to enable. A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. Think intuitive. We will benchmark the term "best-of-breed, real-time". We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. Think efficient. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive channels and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. At YourMasters, we understand how to brand intra-globally. The metrics for ultra-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard correctly. We will raise our aptitude to engage without depreciating our ability to streamline. The iteration factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We constantly extend out-of-the-box accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Think visionary. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We frequently harness best-of-breed paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our sticky paradigms and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to incentivize virtually. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be blog-based? We will extend our capability to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to optimize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our structuring but our ability to integrate. The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We always mesh distributed communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with emerging users? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We will drive the term "C2C2C". Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be reconfigurable? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XForms. The data hygiene factor is virally-distributed. We will add to our power to enhance without reducing our ability to orchestrate. We have proven we know that it is better to extend extensibly than to mesh proactively. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust.