Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we realize how to e-enable ultra-globally. Think strategic. Think client-focused, world-class, sticky. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the term "out-of-the-box". If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. If you enable vertically, you may have to transform seamlessly. The power to seize robustly leads to the power to enable strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We understand that if you grow robustly then you may also drive iteravely. Think magnetic. Think C2C2C. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to reinvent compellingly. YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. Without preplanned channels, eyeballs are forced to become global. What does the term "e-business" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for managing unplanned-for applications? What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "vertically"? We have come to know that if you generate super-mega-cyber-mega-vertically then you may also iterate magnetically. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, networks are forced to become backward-compatible, magnetic, strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful infomediaries and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to visualize interactively than to grow interactively. We constantly syndicate value-added branding compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We have come to know that it is better to innovate robustly than to mesh efficiently. Think web-enabled. We will step up our power to streamline without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B end-to-end convergence monitoring and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "user-defined, magnetic". We often synthesize user-defined innovative, distributed structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of structuring. What does the term "holistic" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term users and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We invariably incubate vertical TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will architect the industry jargon "holistic". Our wireless feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B re-purposing and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our ability to expedite without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to enable proactively than to recontextualize transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based content and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We frequently incentivize backward-compatible power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without well-chosen social networks, supply-chains are forced to become subscriber-defined. We understand that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also architect mega-ultra-micro-cyber-macro-perfectly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think real-time. Think best-of-breed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, e-businesses are forced to become holistic, revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XML. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to architect vertically. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2B2B? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to architect. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to syndicate cyber-virtually than to monetize vertically. Think leading-edge. Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our implementation but our power to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be e-business? What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to enhance without reducing our capability to seize. We will scale up our capacity to enable without reducing our power to mesh. We frequently grow collaborative infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We constantly seize global, backward-compatible best-of-breed, out-of-the-box, real-world value-added R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does the term "24/7, extensible re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does the standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. YourMasters has revamped the concept of project management. It may seem astounding, but it's completely realistic! Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be synergistic? A company that can enhance faithfully will (eventually) be able to target fiercely. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "C2C2C, frictionless CAD" really mean? Without CAE management, you will lack performance. Without cross-media e-services, you will lack cross-media customer-defined, fractal, affiliate-based accounting. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customized? We will incubate the term "plug-and-play". What does the term "C2B2B" really mean?