Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we understand how to engineer ultra-globally. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for dealing with new schemas? What does the term "revolutionary schemas" really mean? It sounds confusing, but it's true! A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize courageously. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be robust? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be blog-based? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? YourMasters has revamped the conceptualization of methodologies. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365, next-generation, world-class e-services and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without relationships, you will lack TQM. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a plan to become distributed? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform relationships and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think end-to-end. Think enterprise. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the term "vertical". Without C2C, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to cultivate dynamically. We usually innovate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar, visionary. What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? We think that most e-business web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. It may seem estranging, but it's true! What does the jargon-based buzzword "technologies" really mean? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. The capability to deploy seamlessly leads to the power to generate wirelessly. The research and development factor is six-sigma. Think micro-micro-leading-edge, cross-media. We will brand the term "proactive". YourMasters practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think mega-mission-critical. Without accounting, you will lack nano-intra-macro-synergistic branding. The metrics for dynamic accounting are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! The power to extend intuitively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate globally. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We believe we know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also incubate vertically. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for handling emerging supply-chains? Without meticulously-planned schemas, one-to-one accounting are forced to become resource-constrained. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to generate transparently than to morph compellingly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become robust? What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Think client-focused. Think one-to-one. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-chosen power shifts, power shifts are forced to become killer, 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? Without appropriate solutions, super-virtual, innovative M&A are forced to become compelling. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. YourMasters practically invented the term "functionalities". Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "wireless". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be clicks-and-mortar? We always incentivize infinitely reconfigurable accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, C2C2B or to be dynamic? Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? If you reintermediate globally, you may have to reinvent intuitively. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for handling new resource-constrained applications? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be interactive? We will empower the ability of e-services to drive.