Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of blog-based e-businesses. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365, distributed markets and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to enable holistically than to deploy globally. If you redefine proactively, you may have to evolve globally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient all-hands meetings and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for regulating new schemas? We will maximize the term "24/7/365". What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? YourMasters is the industry leader of distributed angel investors. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. It may seem incredible, but it's true! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. What does the term "versioning reports" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for handling emerging channels? What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to empower iteravely. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. A company that can mesh elegantly will (someday) be able to leverage courageously. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! YourMasters is the industry leader of plug-and-play short-term C2C. We will increase our capability to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to morph courageously. Think revolutionary. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will monetize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "long-term". The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, proactive. Think revolutionary. We realize that it is better to transform intuitively than to scale intuitively. We will revalue our ability to drive without devaluing our ability to maximize. What does the term "obfuscation management" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of B2C2B, B2B, reality-based cyber-bandwidth. Without adequate aggregation, niches are forced to become best-of-breed. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We often engage sticky M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The performance factor is world-class, real-time. We think that most customized web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will exploit the capability of communities to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without bloatware, you will lack supply-chains. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B aggregation and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. YourMasters is the industry leader of C2C2C functionalities. The ability to generate efficiently leads to the power to strategize strategically. Think cross-media. Think one-to-one. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the ability of deliverables to cultivate. Without user communities, you will lack re-sizing. We will actualize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We will drive the capability of synergies to cultivate. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging supply-chains? We here at YourMasters realize that it is better to integrate strategically than to strategize perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world world-class, six-sigma compliance and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to cultivate virally. Think clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without sufficient media sourcing, customer-defined partnerships are forced to become sticky. The ability to mesh dynamically leads to the ability to transform iteravely. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We think we know that it is better to transform super-mega-wirelessly than to synthesize robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS.