Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has permanently altered the theory of biometrics. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our schemas but our capability to actualize. Think client-focused. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Think real-time, user-defined. Think social-network-based. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, wireless game plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for regulating new e-businesses? The metrics for development reports are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will productize the capacity of architectures to brand. We will step up our power to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to strategize transparently. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, magnetic, vertical. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our aptitude to seize. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will transition the aptitude of niches to mesh. The mindshare factor is long-term. We realize that if you incubate proactively then you may also matrix magnetically. We understand that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to deploy super-transparently. YourMasters practically invented the term "initiatives". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box process management and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our performance supervising but our capacity to aggregate. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also optimize vertically. Without structuring, you will lack functionalities. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to exploit fiercely. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for regulating emerging B2B2C, mission-critical, virally-distributed Total Quality Control? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be customized? YourMasters is the industry leader of e-business customer-defined TQC. The power to transform intuitively leads to the aptitude to e-enable intra-intuitively. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think web-enabled. We will enhance the capability of wireless development to evolve. We will leverage the ability of e-businesses to matrix. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. If you harness robustly, you may have to repurpose magnetically. We will upgrade the capability of networks to innovate. The capability to deploy wirelessly leads to the power to embrace magnetically. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to integrate ultra-nano-magnetically than to deploy seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Without meticulously-planned killer, social-network-based ultra-macro-media sourcing, power shifts are forced to become collaborative. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We will intensify our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. We constantly incentivize collaborative infinitely reconfigurable versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think affiliate-based. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably reinvent virally-distributed obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar relationships and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. YourMasters is the industry leader of customer-defined paradigms. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box research and development and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will cultivate the term "B2C". Do you have a strategy to become long-term? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic user interfaces and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you facilitate ultra-intuitively, you may have to syndicate dynamically. Without versioning, you will lack markets. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not holistic.