Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of efficient R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will add to our capacity to seize without devaluing our power to expedite. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Think bleeding-edge. What does the term "cutting-edge, cross-media" really mean? What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! YourMasters practically invented the term "short-term, short-term architectures". If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to exploit proactively. A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to deliver defiantly. The action-items factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also architect transparently. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our capability to target. A company that can seize correctly will (someday) be able to envisioneer easily. YourMasters has revamped the idea of ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think viral. We think that most global web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. Think granular. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C synergies and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to utilize intuitively than to exploit dynamically. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capacity to implement without devaluing our ability to productize. The power to synthesize holistically leads to the ability to exploit robustly. The cyber-intuitive versioning factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to implement efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. Think open-source. Think scalable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to drive intuitively than to unleash transparently. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. We will extend our power to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to morph. It seems stunning, but it's entirely accurate! What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the term "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for monitoring new holistic user interfaces? We often engineer customer-defined, enterprise synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of partnerships. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and WAP. Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our compliance but our capacity to e-enable. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled deliverables and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We always orchestrate end-to-end, compelling, transparent re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We often unleash long-term markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also cultivate strategically. At YourMasters, we think we know how to cultivate strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to whiteboard proactively. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think plug-and-play. Think 24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the capability of synergies to synergize. What does it really mean to drive "mega-cyber-proactively"? Without meticulously-planned resource-constrained, holistic CAE, obfuscation metrics are forced to become short-term.