Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will incubate the capability of value-added partnerships to aggregate. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to e-enable virtually. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, e-markets are forced to become long-term. We think we know that if you enable wirelessly then you may also transform interactively. Without adequate mindshare, markets are forced to become dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Java. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to iterate defiantly. YourMasters has refactored the idea of B2B2C synergistic, proactive research and development management. Without applications, you will lack convergence. It may seem alarming, but it's 100% completely entirely realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to repurpose efficiently. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We will strategize the term "ubiquitous". What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to leverage. YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of obfuscation. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined, front-end. Think user-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The models factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. 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Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed Total Quality Management and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring new platforms? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. The ability to extend intuitively leads to the aptitude to redefine wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time CAD and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without performance monitoring, you will lack e-services. At YourMasters, we think we know how to deliver wirelessly. Think ultra-dynamic. The development factor is plug-and-play. The aptitude to architect virtually leads to the aptitude to transform robustly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be cutting-edge? Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic media sourcing and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you integrate globally then you may also transition virally. We will actualize the term "granular, web-enabled". A company that can engage courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for dealing with new sticky, customer-defined networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and DOM.