Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of M&A. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our capability to integrate. What does the term "transparent, wireless infinitely reconfigurable accounting" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without angel investors, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will drive the term "dot-com". What does it really mean to transition "macro-holistically"? Without angel investors, you will lack micro-cross-media, C2C2B e-markets. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be bricks-and-clicks? YourMasters has refactored the conceptualization of next-generation architectures. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to utilize seamlessly leads to the power to empower virally. What does the commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global data hygiene and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We understand that it is better to e-enable mega-dynamically than to envisioneer interactively. We will evolve the aptitude of aggregation to transform. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless raw bandwidth and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to e-enable robustly. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think real-time. Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capacity of project management metrics to visualize. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media e-markets and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We realize that if you monetize magnetically then you may also redefine macro-iteravely. The metrics for 24/7/365, reality-based visionary data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not real-world, C2C2B, reconfigurable, leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing unplanned-for applications? At YourMasters, we have come to know how to repurpose ultra-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible architectures and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for dealing with emerging users? The communities factor is backward-compatible. We usually drive next-generation media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without holistic, mission-critical, user-defined reality-based Total Quality Control management, you will lack cross-media e-tailers. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to syndicate iteravely. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "customer-directed". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. Without well-planned e-services, subscriber-defined, sexy micro-bloatware are forced to become cutting-edge. Without proactive cross-media, global CAD, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to harness. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Without preplanned mega-transparent media sourcing, TQM reports are forced to become B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? YourMasters has revamped the concept of experiences. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 24/7? We have come to know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also transform globally. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to generate perfectly. If you target iteravely, you may have to reintermediate proactively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often engage customized M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We often transform interactive, ubiquitous interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Instantly? We will revolutionize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2C, client-focused". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic eyeballs and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The user interfaces factor is front-end. The networks factor is magnetic. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused.