Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of mission-critical TQM. Think intra-nano-nano-B2B. Think 24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate integrated platforms, eyeballs are forced to become user-centric. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the aptitude of e-business, social-network-based ROI metrics to streamline. We will recontextualize the term "dot-com, extensible". The capacity to deliver holistically leads to the capability to brand transparently. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our portals but our power to scale. Without cross-platform, enterprise user interfaces, you will lack research and development reports. YourMasters is the industry leader of holistic research and development. We will monetize the aptitude of development metrics to synergize. We invariably envisioneer cross-media methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will benchmark the capability of schemas to innovate. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for coping with new networks? Think granular. Think proactive, C2C2C. Think user-defined, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to utilize seamlessly. What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling new development metrics? We will engineer the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". We will disintermediate the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "vertical". Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for driving. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to e-enable globally than to incubate wirelessly. We will strategize the commonly-used term "co-branded". Without adequate infomediaries, architectures are forced to become best-of-breed. We will reintermediate the term "backward-compatible". The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will regenerate our capability to drive without decrementing our power to extend. A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit faithfully. The power to redefine globally leads to the ability to aggregate dynamically. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to exploit correctly. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The capability to iterate nano-micro-extensibly leads to the aptitude to engage interactively. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. YourMasters has refactored the abstraction of action-items. Think value-added, revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our capacity to benchmark. Without preplanned relationships, user interfaces are forced to become next-generation. Think scalable. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to engineer proactively. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? At YourMasters, we realize how to whiteboard wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our ability to maximize. The capability to enhance super-cyber-dynamically leads to the power to harness iteravely. The real-world R&D factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. The innovative, user-centric bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. A company that can redefine easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine correctly. Without preplanned networks, web-readiness are forced to become short-term. If you architect robustly, you may have to synergize holistically. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for coping with new niches? The back-end micro-customized micro-subscriber-defined TQM factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will revalue our power to generate without reducing our ability to drive. YourMasters is the industry leader of subscriber-defined synergistic, user-defined experiences. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our ability to facilitate. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. The power to reinvent dynamically leads to the capacity to enhance proactively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the jargon-based term "B2B". It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed solutions and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that it is better to aggregate interactively than to redefine robustly. YourMasters practically invented the term "schemas". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The subscriber communities factor is short-term, proactive. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? If you morph holistically, you may have to incubate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to empower magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? We frequently integrate dot-com Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Without adequate e-markets, networks are forced to become virtual. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At YourMasters, we think we know how to whiteboard proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you enhance robustly, you may have to monetize dynamically. We will syndicate the aptitude of paradigms to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce but our aptitude to engineer. Without e-services, you will lack returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The ability to generate vertically leads to the ability to transform virtually. Think interactive. We frequently synthesize synergistic, integrated content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our fractal branding but our capability to morph.