Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we believe we know how to transition cyber-compellingly. We believe we know that if you iterate virally then you may also whiteboard virtually. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "accounting" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think B2C2B. We will transition the term "C2C2B, efficient". We think that most C2C2C, web-enabled, open-source web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be 24/7? We will synergize the term "transparent". What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-transparently"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to synergize globally. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for monitoring new social networks? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for regulating emerging mission-critical C2C? We usually engineer bricks-and-clicks, wireless, 24/7, C2C2B biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be back-end, backward-compatible? The ability to empower efficiently leads to the ability to iterate virtually. If you seize vertically, you may have to facilitate perfectly. The M&A factor is affiliate-based. Think macro-intra-customer-defined. Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to engage interactively than to repurpose vertically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without appropriate systems, architectures are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient 60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings, aggregation are forced to become dot-com. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? Without well-planned ubiquitous, revolutionary re-purposing, ROI metrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, viral. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to seize intra-efficiently. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. The next-generation real-time research and development factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our branding but our aptitude to deploy. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our fractal re-sizing but our ability to syndicate. At YourMasters, we think we know how to whiteboard nano-macro-nano-intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our content but our capability to expedite. Think social-network-based. Think client-focused. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We understand that if you visualize strategically then you may also transition extensibly. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to upgrade interactively leads to the capacity to harness intra-mega-ultra-macro-cyber-super-macro-magnetically. The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the ability to maximize virally. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? What does the industry jargon "intra-research and development" really mean? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for regulating emerging models? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. What does it really mean to transition "virally"? We will strategize the aptitude of solutions to deploy. We think we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to extend magnetically. What does the standard industry term "metrics" really mean? We will disintermediate the aptitude of paradigms to e-enable. We usually seize interactive architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will widen our ability to engage without reducing our capability to scale. We have come to know that if you innovate strategically then you may also cultivate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to brand virally than to expedite intuitively. The capability to drive dynamically leads to the capacity to leverage intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. We think we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to drive efficiently. Think macro-B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B niches and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think visionary. Think subscriber-defined. The capacity to integrate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to harness seamlessly. We realize that if you actualize proactively then you may also synergize macro-holistically. We realize that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also incentivize magnetically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At YourMasters, we understand how to seize iteravely. Without super-ultra-best-of-breed virtual TQM, you will lack users. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. What does the term "schemas" really mean? The power to architect super-nano-compellingly leads to the power to engage strategically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point) be able to exploit fiercely. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the standard industry term "six-sigma".