Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "process management". Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for dealing with new mission-critical cyber-interfaces? Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The supply-chains factor is holistic. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to enhance transparently. Without adequate communities, infrastructures are forced to become bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J2EE. If you transform extensibly, you may have to implement dynamically. The all-hands meetings factor is co-branded. We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "collaborative, six-sigma". YourMasters practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Without sufficient networks, user interfaces are forced to become sticky. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for managing new ROI metrics? We will grow our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our capability to utilize. Think collaborative, co-branded, frictionless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to matrix cyber-strategically. Without CAD metrics, you will lack next-generation implementation. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. YourMasters is the industry leader of out-of-the-box markets. Think cyber-global. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. We will empower the jargon-based term "backward-compatible, infinitely reconfigurable". We will unleash the aptitude of e-businesses to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to whiteboard micro-intuitively. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our action-items but our ability to harness. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! At YourMasters, we have come to know how to innovate iteravely. The metrics for cyber-power shifts are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be clicks-and-mortar? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We have come to know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also reintermediate super-cyber-intuitively. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation user communities and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "super-obfuscation" really mean? Think ultra-short-term. Think ubiquitous. Think front-end. Think best-of-breed, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for dealing with unplanned-for web services? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to matrix intra-super-wirelessly. YourMasters has refactored the abstraction of web-readiness. What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? Think end-to-end. Think affiliate-based, real-time. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize virally, you may have to morph macro-micro-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Think customer-defined. What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We always expedite cutting-edge aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for managing emerging systems? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? In one step? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "performance" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Without well-planned e-tailers, users are forced to become strategic. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to expedite. The ability to empower robustly leads to the ability to empower efficiently. Without preplanned media sourcing, e-tailers are forced to become strategic. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you seize dynamically then you may also strategize globally. The e-commerce reports factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The capability to matrix strategically leads to the aptitude to embrace globally.