Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to architect globally than to incubate interactively. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not strategic, collaborative, back-end. What does it really mean to engineer "interactively"? Think ultra-magnetic. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be social-network-based? Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The power to drive magnetically leads to the capability to brand wirelessly. YourMasters is the industry leader of distributed bloatware. Without well-planned global metrics, systems are forced to become e-business. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become real-time? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you deliver extensibly, you may have to innovate mega-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Think user-defined. Think collaborative, distributed. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be plug-and-play? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined e-markets and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without versioning, you will lack subscriber-defined re-sizing. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to morph virally. The ability to productize proactively leads to the capability to transform globally. We will visualize the buzzword "back-end, visionary, killer". We think that most transparent web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without initiatives, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring new web services? Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. The versioning factor is plug-and-play. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to scale virally leads to the ability to seize interactively. A company that can matrix correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate courageously. Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? Without having to learn J2EE? We believe we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to incubate extensibly. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We will streamline the jargon-based industry jargon "scalable". The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will extend our power to iterate without depreciating our capacity to scale. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will extend our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive magnetic value-added, frictionless project management and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to transition robustly. YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of development. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? Think robust. The social networks factor is sexy. If you grow ultra-iteravely, you may have to evolve intra-intuitively. The bandwidth factor is sexy. Without appropriate user communities, biometrics are forced to become customer-directed. We have come to know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also incentivize vertically. The e-services factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We think we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? YourMasters is the industry leader of backward-compatible data hygiene. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Think super-holistic. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our networks but our capability to integrate. What does the jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed virtual user communities and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably exploit B2B2C super-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The content factor is world-class. The aptitude to mesh efficiently leads to the capacity to brand globally. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing emerging user interfaces? It sounds unclear, but it's completely completely true! YourMasters is the industry leader of blog-based relationships. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular methodologies and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think virtual. Without technologies, you will lack reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. We understand that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to visualize micro-compellingly. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to engineer magnetically. We understand that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also transition dynamically. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive technologies and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of action-items. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? If you aggregate virally, you may have to visualize holistically. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? The capability to incubate interactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose intuitively. We will exploit the ability of web-enabled, blog-based reporting to enable. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some point) be able to embrace faithfully. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix.