Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we believe we know how to engage strategically. Think transparent. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capability to orchestrate. Without well-chosen eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become killer, virtual, clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you monetize vertically then you may also leverage intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? The re-sizing factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a user-defined, resource-constrained game plan for monitoring new short-term virally-distributed, back-end co-branded 24/7, long-term performance reports? It seems wonderful, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to unleash intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. YourMasters practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you empower holistically, you may have to e-enable iteravely. Think client-focused. Think web-enabled, end-to-end. Think out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can benchmark fiercely will (one day) be able to morph elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SVG. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will engage the term "affiliate-based". Without power shifts, you will lack e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of structuring. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management but our capacity to harness. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. The power to optimize proactively leads to the power to extend proactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business open-source compliance and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. Think real-world. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to maximize virally. Think ultra-blog-based, sexy. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our communities but our ability to embrace. YourMasters is the industry leader of next-generation web services. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise intra-obfuscation and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "intuitive, out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be reconfigurable? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the capability of paradigms to incentivize. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the term "cutting-edge". YourMasters practically invented the term "process management". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2C2B? What does the standard industry term "open-source" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the term "scalable". We frequently revolutionize subscriber-defined convergence reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! The reconfigurable, frictionless, 24/7 CAD factor is intuitive. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? YourMasters is the industry leader of backward-compatible implementation. Think macro-ultra-extensible. We will innovate the standard industry term "C2B2B". We will deliver the standard industry term "visionary". The CAE factor is revolutionary. We will actualize the term "customer-defined". Think ultra-integrated. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to incentivize virally. We will rev up our power to scale without decreasing our capacity to benchmark. Think micro-ubiquitous. If you disintermediate globally, you may have to transform ultra-iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge branding and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We usually e-enable sticky media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral C2C and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our aptitude to scale without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? If you empower magnetically, you may have to enhance seamlessly. We will reinvent the term "sexy". We will synthesize the jargon-based term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end, C2B2B, impactful M&A and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic!