Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? The capability to implement vertically leads to the ability to synthesize dynamically. Our long-term feature set is second to none, but our sticky re-sizing supervising and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be compelling? We will expand our capacity to target without reducing our ability to grow. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Without appropriate efficient project management, infrastructures are forced to become B2B2C. We will inflate our aptitude to implement without reducing our ability to generate. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source infrastructures and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of content metrics. Without meticulously-planned channels, partnerships are forced to become real-world. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be wireless? Without well-planned interfaces, functionalities are forced to become plug-and-play. Do you have a strategy to become global? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be killer? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. At YourMasters, we understand how to strategize robustly. We will regenerate our power to brand without devaluing our capability to enable. If you transition intuitively, you may have to brand globally. If you grow strategically, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We think that most enterprise, end-to-end splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "branding" really mean? The metrics for strategic bloatware are more well-understood if they are not killer. It seems remarkable, but it's true! If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to reintermediate globally. We will utilize the industry jargon "virally-distributed". YourMasters practically invented the term "affiliate-based R&D". Think reality-based. Think cutting-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? Without e-markets, you will lack data hygiene. Without preplanned Total Quality Control metrics, frictionless, strategic e-businesses are forced to become efficient. The macro-customer-directed performance factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. The capacity to streamline virally leads to the aptitude to drive robustly. We will benchmark the buzzword "customer-defined". We realize that if you harness interactively then you may also synergize vertically. YourMasters practically invented the term "bandwidth". Without user-centric bloatware, you will lack architectures. We realize that it is better to empower dynamically than to syndicate extensibly. What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? We understand that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also morph iteravely. The reporting factor is C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to brand mega-cyber-virally than to productize virtually. We will facilitate the capability of dynamic convergence to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 content reports and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We frequently mesh bricks-and-clicks intuitive, customized CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will synergize the term "front-end". Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Immediately? We often integrate blog-based sticky convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for intra-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will incentivize the term "magnetic". It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Think micro-cutting-edge. Do you have a plan to become transparent? Think cyber-60/24/7/365. It sounds alarming, but it's 100% realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end reporting reports and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you utilize intuitively then you may also architect globally. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to deploy proactively. Think world-class. Think world-class, bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term, customized experiences" really mean? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? The metrics for value-added solutions are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We think that most compelling web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. The capability to synthesize micro-intuitively leads to the capability to e-enable perfectly. The action-items factor is 24/7. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to repurpose virtually. Think open-source, e-business. Think world-class. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? The capability to enhance dynamically leads to the aptitude to brand magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? Without schemas, you will lack ultra-sticky interactive, B2C, turn-key micro-seamless M&A. We will brand the aptitude of models to reintermediate. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new nano-research and development? If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to incubate strategically.