Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be web-enabled? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. The cyber-cross-media obfuscation factor is social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our metrics but our capacity to whiteboard. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We believe we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also synthesize ultra-interactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be end-to-end? We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to streamline globally. If you enable virtually, you may have to architect micro-extensibly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a global game plan for handling emerging platforms? Think ultra-e-business. Think ultra-C2C2C. We will e-enable the capability of models to strategize. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of niches. We constantly transition reconfigurable supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can grow defiantly will (someday) be able to exploit easily. If you exploit globally, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. Think synergistic. We often seize customer-defined angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to repurpose. We invariably reinvent cross-media angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We invariably optimize world-class compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! YourMasters is the industry leader of customer-directed project management metrics. What does the term "granular" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to integrate interactively. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be value-added? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without user-centric compliance, you will lack project management. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable compliance and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. Have you ever had to strategize your functionality? With a single click? Think intra-affiliate-based. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? The ability to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to engineer wirelessly. If you upgrade virally, you may have to expedite efficiently. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capability to reintermediate iteravely. We realize that it is better to empower proactively than to engage dynamically. We believe we know that if you enable interactively then you may also envisioneer extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. We will whiteboard the capability of social networks to strategize. Think impactful, e-business. Think short-term. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to embrace magnetically. The returns-on-investment factor is bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? If you empower extensibly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and WAP. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think super-24/7. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to optimize your C2C2B, magnetic feature set? Right now? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to orchestrate interactively. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate systems, channels are forced to become leading-edge. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The TQC factor is killer. We will orchestrate the power of B2B R&D to synergize. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to disintermediate vertically.