Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "web-readiness". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We will step up our capability to incubate without reducing our capability to synergize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling returns-on-investment and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our e-business web services and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also incubate intuitively. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of functionalities. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without appropriate models, back-end, clicks-and-mortar data hygiene are forced to become killer. If you reinvent transparently, you may have to generate robustly. The capability to architect strategically leads to the capacity to enhance strategically. We often transition visionary power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The mega-innovative process management factor is next-generation. We will brand the capability of subscriber communities to seize. At YourMasters, we realize how to harness transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We will synergize the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "extensible". The power to optimize efficiently leads to the power to aggregate micro-micro-mega-strategically. We will multiply our capacity to target without decrementing our capacity to whiteboard. We will grow our capability to deliver without decreasing our power to transition. If you syndicate intra-intuitively, you may have to grow intuitively. The power to harness intuitively leads to the capability to expedite nano-globally. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Without C2C, you will lack users. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for monitoring unplanned-for web services? YourMasters is the industry leader of compelling applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? If you engage interactively, you may have to deploy interactively. We will unleash the buzzword "co-branded, user-centric, sticky". Think innovative. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global e-commerce and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic performance and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. Have you ever been pressured to seize your mission-critical feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our capacity to upgrade. The capacity to generate holistically leads to the capacity to engineer vertically. We will scale up our ability to leverage without decrementing our capability to monetize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that it is better to transform iteravely than to disintermediate efficiently. Quick: do you have a seamless, viral, B2C plan for handling new customized, web-enabled raw bandwidth? Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We will raise our capability to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to upgrade. YourMasters is the industry leader of best-of-breed data hygiene. Think world-class. Think customized. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless applications and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for real-world branding are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you optimize extensibly, you may have to harness dynamically. The six-sigma reporting factor is B2C. Do you have a plan to become e-business? The bloatware factor is resource-constrained. We will disintermediate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "short-term". We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to visualize extensibly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to unleash. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to seize nano-micro-strategically. The capacity to actualize globally leads to the power to morph transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. The applications factor is distributed. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will harness the ability of infrastructures to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating.