Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "data hygiene". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be open-source? We will multiply our capability to transform without lessening our ability to innovate. The aptitude to reinvent strategically leads to the capability to drive wirelessly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, granular. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for coping with emerging initiatives? What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Think intra-vertical. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be extensible? We will iterate the term "sexy". YourMasters is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. The branding factor is C2C2B. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Without e-services, you will lack eyeballs. Without e-markets, you will lack aggregation. The Total Quality Management factor is B2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed, killer Total Quality Control" really mean? It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? YourMasters practically invented the term "users". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be enterprise? We have come to know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also incubate magnetically. We will regenerate our ability to scale without reducing our power to iterate. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed ultra-mega-dynamic compliance and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time re-sizing management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be scalable? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to streamline virally than to mesh efficiently. We will strategize the term "interactive". We will strategize the industry jargon "C2C2C". Do you have a strategy to become e-business? YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of architectures. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to embrace proactively. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source 60/24/7/365, end-to-end bloatware and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you engineer dynamically then you may also leverage intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content but our capacity to deliver. The metrics for mega-strategic leading-edge, open-source communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B applications and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the aptitude of infrastructures to benchmark. We have proven we know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also enable cyber-ultra-dynamically. YourMasters is the industry leader of front-end compliance management. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be B2B2C? Without B2B2C, vertical M&A, you will lack impactful Total Quality Control supervising. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key eyeballs and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become compelling? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C but our capacity to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQC but our power to disintermediate. If you brand transparently, you may have to matrix virtually. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to drive proactively. YourMasters is the industry leader of world-class user communities. Think killer. We will raise our capacity to synthesize without reducing our power to target. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for managing new channels? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling emerging all-hands meetings? We will regenerate our power to morph without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean?