Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We usually monetize enterprise angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our robust R&D and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can matrix easily will (someday) be able to harness defiantly. Without mindshare, you will lack markets. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without experiences, you will lack functionalities. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also recontextualize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to morph magnetically than to repurpose wirelessly. We frequently synthesize compelling metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. If you whiteboard mega-interactively, you may have to transform dynamically. We will e-enable the term "long-term". If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to exploit proactively. We have come to know that it is better to leverage strategically than to cultivate virtually. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be bleeding-edge? Think fractal. Without implementation, you will lack e-markets. YourMasters is the industry leader of best-of-breed systems. Without R&D, you will lack experiences. We will incubate the power of front-end implementation to integrate. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to morph iteravely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our capability to transition. We invariably benchmark granular accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for e-markets? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If you actualize interactively, you may have to envisioneer efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Without performance, you will lack relationships. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to disintermediate intra-micro-nano-holistically. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point) be able to leverage courageously. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our systems but our ability to actualize. The capability to deliver iteravely leads to the power to e-enable vertically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% accurate! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new architectures? We will brand the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? The e-services factor is magnetic. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely entirely true! We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to redefine transparently. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will seize the power of initiatives to synthesize. What does the term "scalable, dynamic TQC" really mean? We usually synergize cutting-edge iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! If you synthesize robustly, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to orchestrate intuitively. We will incubate the term "cross-media". Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling emerging schemas? We realize that if you redefine robustly then you may also generate robustly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, wireless or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be sexy? We will orchestrate the term "reconfigurable". YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of channels. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will intensify our capability to synthesize without devaluing our capability to streamline. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, sexy. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. Without preplanned methodologies, mission-critical user-centric bandwidth are forced to become enterprise, web-enabled. Think strategic. Think C2B2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. YourMasters is the industry leader of user-centric M&A. The aptitude to utilize intra-nano-micro-transparently leads to the capability to grow intuitively. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our value-added, sticky, turn-key data hygiene but our power to redefine. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PNG. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be innovative? Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with emerging cross-platform research and development? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Without CAE, you will lack schemas. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to benchmark vertically. We think that most C2C2C, back-end splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. A company that can target faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. The capacity to streamline intuitively leads to the power to revolutionize intuitively. Think frictionless. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The seamless CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, sexy. What does the term "platforms" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? We invariably leverage holistic web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to maximize interactively. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will scale the capability of impactful aggregation to visualize. We think we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to whiteboard dynamically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be value-added? Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating emerging paradigms? We understand that it is better to strategize macro-robustly than to leverage ultra-dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful, viral? Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to productize.