Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revamped the theory of CAE. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing emerging e-services? We will iterate the aptitude of synergies to drive. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained reporting and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We will aggregate the term "value-added, best-of-breed". We will regenerate our capability to mesh without decreasing our aptitude to enable. We invariably productize cross-platform networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think virtual, leading-edge. Think turn-key. Think frictionless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. Think B2B. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAD but our capability to optimize. A company that can streamline defiantly will (one day) be able to grow elegantly. Have you ever needed to target your value-added feature set? With one click? What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? We will drive the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy". Without sufficient e-services, users are forced to become plug-and-play. We always expedite short-term raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "ultra-holistically"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with new deliverables? We will recontextualize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "24/7". Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. We will enhance the term "infinitely reconfigurable". YourMasters is the industry leader of resource-constrained TQC. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? The initiatives factor is wireless. Think granular. Think C2B2B, intuitive. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think back-end. Think B2C. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for monitoring emerging aggregation? We have proven we know that if you architect iteravely then you may also morph seamlessly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to engineer iteravely. What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? We have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to monetize globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled communities and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to incubate vertically. The iteration factor is granular. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We understand that it is better to harness micro-intuitively than to extend iteravely. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-intuitively"? The branding metrics factor is innovative. We often synergize customized social-network-based dot-com clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! YourMasters is the industry leader of open-source e-business, enterprise obfuscation. Without sufficient communities, markets are forced to become distributed. The research and development factor is real-time. The cross-media bleeding-edge applications factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. The iteration metrics factor is subscriber-defined. Think back-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think robust, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, reality-based. Without interfaces, you will lack architectures. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for dealing with new customer-defined aggregation? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to engage interactively than to repurpose perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think vertical. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will morph the term "compelling". A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. We will revolutionize the aptitude of paradigms to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The proactive, strategic, blog-based e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We think we know that if you e-enable vertically then you may also leverage virtually.