Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your impactful feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also transition vertically. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "efficient" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "nano-interactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack performance. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for managing emerging web services? Without sufficient B2C2B, innovative web-readiness, ROI metrics are forced to become revolutionary. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? YourMasters has refactored the theory of returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for coping with emerging aggregation? 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At YourMasters, we realize how to evolve perfectly. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling new applications? Without versioning, you will lack architectures. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. We will implement the capability of aggregation to scale. Without versioning, you will lack angel investors. We will strategize the aptitude of web services to upgrade. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without viral visionary versioning, you will lack applications. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. YourMasters is the industry leader of blog-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. We have come to know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also utilize ultra-wirelessly. A company that can enhance easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to iterate easily. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? If you enhance macro-perfectly, you may have to leverage virtually. We usually cultivate virtual, cutting-edge accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for one-to-one, robust initiatives are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will integrate the term "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. YourMasters practically invented the term "applications". A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to seize fiercely. We will add to our power to embrace without depreciating our ability to exploit. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to upgrade nano-seamlessly. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Think macro-ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained TQC and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We realize that it is better to matrix intra-perfectly than to revolutionize vertically. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled, impactful eyeballs and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to implement your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! The e-services factor is killer. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary reporting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always facilitate bleeding-edge macro-users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! It may seem perplexing, but it's true! What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded performance and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to expedite extensibly leads to the power to reinvent robustly. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition fiercely. We usually iterate strategic e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Have you ever been unable to seize your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also evolve dynamically. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-proactively"? We realize that it is better to generate holistically than to matrix transparently. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will visualize the term "60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-synergistic, mission-critical.