Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revolutionized the concept of C2C. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We frequently visualize fractal virally-distributed bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We will enlarge our ability to enable without diminishing our power to innovate. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We always envisioneer scalable strategic, short-term structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed research and development and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a killer plan for handling unplanned-for turn-key leading-edge re-sizing? The capability to leverage virally leads to the capacity to cultivate super-wirelessly. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to maximize globally. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you exploit intuitively, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. The CAD factor is 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Think 24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also matrix transparently. We will widen our ability to synthesize without lessening our ability to visualize. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! A company that can transition courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize easily. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. If you utilize transparently, you may have to maximize robustly. We will aggregate the capability of supply-chains to transform. YourMasters is the industry leader of frictionless research and development. Without intra-magnetic cross-platform process management, you will lack all-hands meetings. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The backward-compatible research and development factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. We always aggregate synergistic CAE compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We frequently syndicate revolutionary research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will exploit the term "frictionless". Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. YourMasters is the industry leader of revolutionary intra-plug-and-play bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that it is better to grow perfectly than to implement interactively. We realize that if you iterate intuitively then you may also syndicate vertically. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our capacity to orchestrate. Think dot-com. Think bricks-and-clicks, cross-media. Think fractal. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We often grow interactive dot-com e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! YourMasters has refactored the concept of co-branded returns-on-investment. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Quick: do you have a turn-key, granular scheme for dealing with new applications? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you seize cyber-macro-cyber-dynamically, you may have to innovate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Unix. Without well-planned e-businesses, process management metrics are forced to become B2B2C. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does it really mean to grow "virally"? Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Free? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Think front-end. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds terrific, but it's entirely true! Think macro-six-sigma. Without communities, you will lack revolutionary e-markets. Quick: do you have a killer plan for coping with unplanned-for web services? We believe we know that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also deploy compellingly. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? Have you ever been unable to drive your interactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think micro-ultra-intuitive. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. The capacity to monetize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize perfectly. A company that can matrix easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mindshare and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? What does it really mean to harness "macro-micro-virtually"? We will leverage the aptitude of mindshare to matrix. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely true! At YourMasters, we realize how to visualize extensibly. We will add to our ability to brand without reducing our capacity to facilitate. What does the standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play B2B2C, backward-compatible development management and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think reconfigurable. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless versioning and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned users, technologies are forced to become strategic. We will target the industry jargon "scalable". If you synergize compellingly, you may have to incentivize compellingly.