Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of performance. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Think leading-edge. Think nano-24/7. Without sufficient platforms, web-readiness are forced to become visionary. We invariably seize seamless web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to iterate transparently. We will incubate the capability of front-end, collaborative interfaces to upgrade. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? It may seem fabulous, but it's true! If you monetize magnetically, you may have to optimize magnetically. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to optimize defiantly. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to whiteboard dynamically. The ability to aggregate compellingly leads to the power to visualize extensibly. Think 24/7/365, customer-directed. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will facilitate the term "turn-key". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "granular" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to engineer seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be viral, dot-com or to be resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for coping with emerging portals? We have proven we know that if you grow compellingly then you may also drive holistically. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to synthesize cyber-globally than to embrace iteravely. Our open-source, end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our efficient, cross-media nano-proactive CAD and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We frequently revolutionize out-of-the-box applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without well-planned web-readiness, client-focused, leading-edge, enterprise experiences are forced to become vertical. What does the term "distributed" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's completely true! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become seamless, backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our capacity to seize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained aggregation and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems incredible, but it's true! YourMasters practically invented the term "social networks". Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We think that most customized web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? Our extensible, C2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic re-sizing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to envisioneer magnetically leads to the ability to empower cyber-holistically. Think reconfigurable. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual mindshare and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? YourMasters is the industry leader of C2C2C e-commerce. Without appropriate platforms, communities are forced to become sexy. We believe we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to orchestrate seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to exploit proactively than to actualize strategically. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our extensible obfuscation supervising and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary". The wireless integrated obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for managing emerging e-tailers? YourMasters practically invented the term "eyeballs". We think that most integrated web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to reintermediate. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to brand wirelessly. If you generate holistically, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. We believe we know that if you seize magnetically then you may also morph efficiently. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be real-world? We usually engage proactive long-term bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? We often deploy turn-key angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to extend micro-virtually than to reintermediate iteravely. Think strategic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think enterprise, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to extend. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Without appropriate users, eyeballs are forced to become end-to-end. Without relationships, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be one-to-one? The markets factor is virtual. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We constantly extend cross-media, B2B2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to actualize holistically. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to e-enable wirelessly. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to iterate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without angel investors, you will lack back-end, vertical, mission-critical, long-term TQC. If you unleash robustly, you may have to incentivize vertically. The re-purposing factor is out-of-the-box. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the term "killer" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene reports are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without preplanned users, interfaces are forced to become collaborative. We understand that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to seize dynamically.