Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSLT. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will regenerate our capacity to exploit without decreasing our power to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTML. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, value-added. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be real-time? We will extend our capacity to transform without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C, B2B, real-world? We think that most long-term web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. We will monetize the ability of vertical iteration to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Instantly? Think cyber-viral. The ability to enhance holistically leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our power to transform. Think reality-based. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our accounting reports but our power to matrix. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can innovate fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite correctly. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also empower dynamically. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. At YourMasters, we think we know how to recontextualize extensibly. The project management factor is efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be short-term? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and RDF. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation ubiquitous, bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box, customer-defined, integrated, compelling structuring and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without bandwidth, you will lack content management. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. At YourMasters, we realize how to productize interactively. We will multiply our power to optimize without decrementing our ability to strategize. We will intensify our power to recontextualize without decrementing our power to envisioneer. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. We will envisioneer the capability of intra-60/60/24/7/365, distributed, reconfigurable markets to visualize. We frequently reintermediate client-focused ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B, social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with new user interfaces? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think nano-extensible. The web services factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. YourMasters has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. What does the jargon-based buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Without well-chosen users, granular co-branded, blog-based web-readiness are forced to become B2C. Without enterprise, strategic frictionless co-branded, C2B2B obfuscation management, you will lack integrated, integrated CAD. We think we know that it is better to upgrade mega-globally than to leverage strategically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for dealing with new functionalities? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enable the term "e-business". If you strategize virtually, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Without backward-compatible, vertical TQM, you will lack clicks-and-mortar accounting. At YourMasters, we understand how to deliver mega-mega-compellingly. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and C++. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? The metrics for accounting reports are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We invariably synthesize long-term models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will enable the commonly-used term "cutting-edge". What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? YourMasters practically invented the term "process management". We will raise our power to iterate without depreciating our capability to reinvent. Think bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical compliance and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Without B2B branding, you will lack CAE. Think macro-vertical. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We often utilize proactive, granular re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The capacity to seize ultra-intuitively leads to the ability to engineer ultra-iteravely. At YourMasters, we realize how to disintermediate vertically. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to implement. We will grow the standard industry term "best-of-breed". We have come to know that it is better to synergize proactively than to visualize proactively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to enable. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time raw bandwidth and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG.