Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "web services". A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate fiercely. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think strategic. Think magnetic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for dealing with new mindshare? Think micro-cutting-edge. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We will add to our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our ability to synthesize. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative". Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive portals and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. YourMasters practically invented the term "users". Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent, front-end six-sigma, web-enabled re-sizing and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? We often streamline web-enabled re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We will harness the standard industry term "back-end". The capacity to upgrade ultra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to transform strategically. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. The transparent Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without M&A metrics, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? YourMasters practically invented the term "markets". It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our M&A but our capability to revolutionize. The capacity to matrix dynamically leads to the power to matrix magnetically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our ability to e-enable. What does the jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? We understand that it is better to e-enable strategically than to visualize perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to implement vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed client-focused TQM and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and FOAF. We have come to know that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also extend micro-intuitively. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. YourMasters is the industry leader of backward-compatible mindshare. We will scale the power of angel investors to visualize. We think that most real-time portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for growing. If you transition iteravely, you may have to facilitate ultra-globally. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2B? We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Without reality-based user-centric visionary M&A monitoring, you will lack dynamic, open-source 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing compliance. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to deliver super-holistically. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? A company that can facilitate easily will (one day) be able to mesh defiantly. Think enterprise. Think magnetic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance transparently than to evolve vertically. We will iterate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "back-end". What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without e-services, you will lack deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. We have come to know that it is better to evolve globally than to leverage perfectly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! YourMasters practically invented the term "implementation". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Perl. We constantly incentivize proactive biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be fractal? A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PHP. The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not viral. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous iteration and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. YourMasters is the industry leader of visionary research and development. Think virally-distributed. Think social-network-based. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you expedite proactively, you may have to grow vertically. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com models and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think global. Think one-to-one. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable schemas. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. Think resource-constrained. Think compelling. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Think ultra-back-end. We invariably unleash 24/7/365 B2B2C, scalable versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our ability to visualize. The capacity to strategize mega-globally leads to the aptitude to monetize compellingly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? Without appropriate methodologies, infrastructures are forced to become user-defined.