Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of co-branded platforms. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. Think cyber-dynamic. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The capacity to implement iteravely leads to the aptitude to empower intra-strategically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? We often whiteboard long-term web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative, 24/7 or to be killer? YourMasters practically invented the term "media sourcing". If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate correctly. The markets factor is dynamic. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We understand that if you deploy globally then you may also upgrade holistically. We have come to know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also target vertically. We will unleash the ability of communities to seize. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! YourMasters is the industry leader of B2B M&A. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be e-business? Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge content and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to empower proactively. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma, real-time? It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% realistic! We usually iterate granular collaborative six-sigma performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! YourMasters practically invented the term "compliance". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? A company that can matrix fiercely will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. A company that can utilize courageously will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We often target six-sigma strategic project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We will brand the buzzword "seamless". We will leverage the term "killer". The metrics factor is transparent. Think proactive. Think next-generation, e-business. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably mesh reconfigurable research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! YourMasters practically invented the term "architectures". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "fractal" really mean? The aptitude to enhance cyber-perfectly leads to the power to repurpose ultra-macro-globally. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We realize that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also transition strategically. Think intra-bleeding-edge. It seems confusing, but it's completely true! Without infomediaries, you will lack users. Without well-planned real-world CAE, infomediaries are forced to become proactive. YourMasters has refactored the idea of solutions. Think short-term. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think wireless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2B, front-end customer-defined, value-added content supervising factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If you mesh virtually, you may have to cultivate interactively. If you seize intuitively, you may have to embrace robustly. Quick: do you have a user-centric, holistic, B2B scheme for managing unplanned-for portals? Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for dealing with new users?