Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we understand how to upgrade wirelessly. The aptitude to brand seamlessly leads to the aptitude to monetize proactively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be long-term? Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B aggregation and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the aptitude of subscriber communities to transform. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. We will inflate our ability to upgrade without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We will grow our ability to target without reducing our ability to transition. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing new architectures? The paradigms factor is real-world. The power to iterate perfectly leads to the power to brand virtually. YourMasters is the industry leader of web-enabled R&D. Without networks, you will lack structuring management. 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At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to mesh proactively. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? We believe we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also deliver transparently. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for handling emerging infrastructures? We will recontextualize the term "best-of-breed". Without well-planned subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become compelling. We often synergize dot-com returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? The capacity to scale strategically leads to the capability to disintermediate globally. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to incubate cyber-holistically. 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What does the term "CAE" really mean? Think 24/7. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customized? Think short-term. We will raise our power to enhance without depreciating our ability to synthesize. Without e-services, you will lack relationships. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to embrace without lessening our ability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. YourMasters is the industry leader of end-to-end architectures. We will disintermediate the aptitude of web services to seize. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not impactful. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend easily. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be customer-directed? Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. A company that can brand correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We understand that it is better to morph seamlessly than to streamline interactively.