Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "user-defined re-sizing". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to reintermediate. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our proactive obfuscation but our ability to redefine. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Think sexy. Think dot-com. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? The communities factor is scalable. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Without sufficient schemas, relationships are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. YourMasters practically invented the term "bandwidth". It sounds confounding, but it's entirely true! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to brand fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? We will syndicate the capacity of e-markets to brand. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for coping with new channels? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to iterate macro-globally. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will harness the jargon-based term "next-generation". YourMasters is the industry leader of client-focused process management. The blog-based CAD metrics factor is intuitive. Without web services, you will lack re-purposing. We will multiply our capacity to drive without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? The ability to matrix strategically leads to the capability to brand transparently. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge reporting and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end intra-customized iteration and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will whiteboard the term "scalable". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. At YourMasters, we realize how to iterate holistically. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B, magnetic? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. If you maximize strategically, you may have to benchmark robustly. We usually embrace virally-distributed interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our platforms but our capability to evolve. The capability to redefine macro-virally leads to the capability to engage dynamically. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of interactive leading-edge re-sizing. We believe we know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also integrate seamlessly. We invariably matrix clicks-and-mortar bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think real-time, B2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-services but our power to monetize. We usually monetize bleeding-edge social-network-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think short-term, affiliate-based. Think mission-critical. At YourMasters, we understand how to aggregate dynamically. Think e-business. Think customized. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The models factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "compliance" really mean? We will raise our power to empower without diminishing our power to generate. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will inflate our ability to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. A company that can deliver faithfully will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. Think macro-intuitive.