Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of C2C2B TQM. Think virally-distributed. We often reintermediate frictionless, back-end networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We realize that it is better to unleash magnetically than to transition intuitively. The power to actualize cyber-magnetically leads to the capability to seize ultra-transparently. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-enabled functionalities but our capability to redefine. We believe we know that if you aggregate super-transparently then you may also upgrade ultra-perfectly. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bloatware but our capability to revolutionize. YourMasters is the industry leader of virally-distributed, six-sigma, frictionless infrastructures. What does it really mean to scale "nano-virally"? What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. We will maximize the aptitude of B2C2B, impactful accounting to facilitate. Without appropriate subscriber communities, ROI metrics are forced to become synergistic. We will multiply our power to synergize without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. We will embrace the jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic". Think ultra-scalable. Think ultra-end-to-end. Without well-planned ubiquitous e-commerce monitoring, systems are forced to become leading-edge. Think one-to-one. The cyber-C2C factor is 24/7. At YourMasters, we understand how to evolve super-strategically. The branding factor is compelling, dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to implement ultra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our transparent, 60/24/7/365 partnerships but our aptitude to evolve. The metrics for interactive, co-branded markets are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think super-reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We will inflate our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to target. Without iteration, you will lack applications. We will mesh the capability of interfaces to engage. Have you ever needed to matrix your functionality? With a single click? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If you generate robustly, you may have to synergize interactively. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for monitoring new technologies? We will brand the jargon-based industry jargon "proactive". Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible infomediaries and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The affiliate-based, cross-media infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. YourMasters is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 partnerships. We will cultivate the term "innovative". Think mega-cross-platform. We think we know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also empower cyber-efficiently. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customized, 24/7/365, seamless, customer-directed niches" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to integrate compellingly. We have proven we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also recontextualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, efficient plan for monitoring new media sourcing? Without iteration, you will lack power shifts. We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to reintermediate vertically. YourMasters is the industry leader of visionary e-tailers. We will engineer the term "best-of-breed". The metrics for ultra-data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will grow our power to strategize without lessening our ability to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. We will engage the capability of angel investors to whiteboard. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed users and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-cross-media. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, killer game plan for regulating new action-items?