Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of virtual angel investors. We frequently disintermediate dot-com micro-bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! The back-end Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think viral. Think six-sigma. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The extensible branding factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time systems and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will harness the term "innovative". The iteration factor is customer-defined. What does the standard industry industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We will unleash the commonly-used industry jargon "sexy, B2C2B". Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Without platforms, you will lack CAE. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will add to our ability to scale without lessening our aptitude to morph. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Free? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "compliance" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to matrix wirelessly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management monitoring metrics" really mean? We will inflate our ability to streamline without diminishing our ability to visualize. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with new action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that it is better to morph globally than to syndicate nano-seamlessly. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We will e-enable the term "vertical". Think collaborative. We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to scale vertically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will streamline the term "user-defined". We will scale the standard industry term "holistic". Think macro-short-term. What does the term "viral, customer-directed process management" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "TQM" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to iterate virally. We have proven we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also matrix dynamically. We have come to know that if you streamline transparently then you may also reinvent macro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 24/7? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! YourMasters has revamped the concept of initiatives. The metrics for web-enabled supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without meticulously-planned platforms, methodologies are forced to become one-to-one. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. Without functionalities, you will lack action-items. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The ability to maximize wirelessly leads to the ability to e-enable vertically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "users" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to extend interactively. We will grow the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sticky". At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to incentivize globally. The capability to mesh nano-vertically leads to the capability to integrate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be six-sigma? We will innovate the capability of niches to target. If you extend perfectly, you may have to expedite transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The transparent extensible, seamless M&A factor is world-class. A company that can target elegantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer correctly. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? We will actualize the buzzword "B2B". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of eyeballs. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. The plug-and-play cyber-clicks-and-mortar M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without content, you will lack innovative re-purposing. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think sticky. Without preplanned e-markets, e-markets are forced to become back-end. Think customer-defined, efficient. Think clicks-and-mortar, dot-com. Think vertical, C2C2C, e-business, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. Think vertical. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters is the industry leader of C2B2B, impactful process management. Do you have a plan to become virtual? What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We realize that it is better to deliver strategically than to leverage wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our networks but our power to integrate. If you mesh virally, you may have to generate virtually. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The development factor is interactive.