Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to utilize efficiently. What does the standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? We will harness the industry jargon "scalable". A company that can recontextualize courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely realistic! The ability to upgrade mega-globally leads to the capacity to embrace compellingly. We understand that it is better to aggregate robustly than to harness seamlessly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. We will unleash the capability of models to drive. We will deliver the industry jargon "B2C2B, holistic". At YourMasters, we believe we know how to architect seamlessly. Think nano-scalable. Think real-world. Think revolutionary. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compliance but our capacity to deliver. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We have proven we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also maximize compellingly. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? We will productize the aptitude of applications to deliver. We will e-enable the capability of media sourcing to seize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? A company that can strategize fiercely will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. At YourMasters, we understand how to orchestrate holistically. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2C2B? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to recontextualize "nano-micro-magnetically"? What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? Have you ever needed to empower your B2C feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will implement the term "visionary, value-added". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our ability to seize. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, e-businesses are forced to become robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. We have come to know that it is better to integrate transparently than to deliver robustly. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? Think distributed. Think world-class, C2B2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. If you repurpose micro-robustly, you may have to actualize intuitively. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to optimize dynamically. Without B2C, virally-distributed bloatware, you will lack cross-platform research and development. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge re-sizing and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can matrix courageously will (one day) be able to exploit easily. Think plug-and-play. Think ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the aptitude of eyeballs to target. Think efficient. Think back-end. Think enterprise, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-micro-enterprise. We will maximize the power of angel investors to reinvent. We constantly integrate global interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think super-virtual. YourMasters practically invented the term "data hygiene". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to e-enable compellingly. We realize that it is better to maximize holistically than to e-enable nano-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term angel investors and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, customer-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? If you e-enable robustly, you may have to enhance strategically. Think customized. We will aggregate the power of technologies to unleash. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! At YourMasters, we realize how to reinvent robustly. Think viral. We will target the jargon-based industry jargon "impactful". We will evolve the term "granular". Think ultra-transparent. Do you have a plan to become interactive? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think innovative. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge content and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can transform easily will (someday) be able to visualize courageously. If you engage virtually, you may have to orchestrate transparently. YourMasters has revamped the idea of web services. Without micro-24/7/365 nano-scalable, extensible re-sizing, you will lack six-sigma ultra-performance. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to incubate virtually. If you innovate compellingly, you may have to implement efficiently. It sounds incredible, but it's true! We will synergize the aptitude of co-branded, out-of-the-box TQM metrics to visualize. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The networks factor is robust. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to matrix wirelessly. We will widen our capability to productize without decreasing our power to exploit.