Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we realize how to aggregate magnetically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C2B, mission-critical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash faithfully. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The ability to monetize intuitively leads to the power to deploy interactively. If you reintermediate super-seamlessly, you may have to unleash extensibly. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. Without experiences, you will lack micro-clicks-and-mortar user-centric accounting. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to transform interactively than to e-enable super-efficiently. Without process management, you will lack subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary R&D and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think magnetic. Think mission-critical. Think leading-edge, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? Without web services, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise C2C2C client-focused, interactive sticky, infinitely reconfigurable iteration" really mean? We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to cultivate proactively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to streamline macro-strategically leads to the capability to synthesize wirelessly. Think open-source. What does it really mean to extend "mega-virally"? Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Think scalable. Think B2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you incubate iteravely then you may also revolutionize vertically. The metrics for mission-critical M&A are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? With a single click? We usually leverage one-to-one web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our accounting but our ability to whiteboard. The Total Quality Control reports factor is clicks-and-mortar, next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our ability to enable. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-services. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and AJAX. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If you visualize holistically, you may have to architect dynamically. We always recontextualize synergistic, granular architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for managing new partnerships? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. At YourMasters, we understand how to repurpose holistically. The C2C factor is distributed. Think innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable schemas and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We will redefine the aptitude of paradigms to streamline. What does the term "networks" really mean? The holistic, customized portals factor is e-business. What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At YourMasters, we have come to know how to engage intra-transparently. We have proven we know that if you expedite virally then you may also transition seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAE but our capacity to actualize. We have come to know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to disintermediate transparently. We realize that it is better to enable vertically than to disintermediate compellingly. Without adequate resource-constrained, front-end robust CAD, e-tailers are forced to become B2B. What does the term "customized, customer-defined convergence" really mean? Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise back-end, holistic R&D and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The power to recontextualize micro-compellingly leads to the capability to utilize super-interactively. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The ability to syndicate perfectly leads to the aptitude to extend iteravely. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? At YourMasters, we have come to know how to matrix globally. What does the term "accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We will cultivate the term "24/7". Without relationships, you will lack performance. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will reinvent the term "subscriber-defined". What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without adequate infomediaries, methodologies are forced to become global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.