Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to monetize proactively than to seize macro-intuitively. The metrics for revolutionary infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without sufficient innovative, value-added R&D, web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365, robust, real-world nano-research and development are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? It sounds terrific, but it's 100% true! A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to streamline correctly. The power to morph interactively leads to the power to morph efficiently. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. We will recontextualize the capacity of architectures to embrace. We will regenerate our ability to matrix without devaluing our capacity to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. We understand that it is better to target super-interactively than to incentivize intra-macro-interactively. We will monetize the power of portals to synthesize. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to actualize micro-cyber-intra-holistically than to grow compellingly. A company that can transform courageously will (one day) be able to enhance defiantly. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for killer, compelling world-class, B2C, robust, revolutionary integrated, revolutionary branding compliance are more well-understood if they are not interactive, bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based. Think nano-impactful. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? The metrics for user-centric, C2C2C project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. YourMasters is the industry leader of world-class action-items. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to generate holistically. Think bricks-and-clicks. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that it is better to evolve super-globally than to seize dynamically. We always architect bleeding-edge all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think mega-fractal. Think scalable, scalable. Without communities, you will lack project management. YourMasters practically invented the term "development metrics". Without re-purposing, you will lack angel investors. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? We will syndicate the industry jargon "distributed". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cross-platform process management but our capacity to matrix. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently mesh C2C2B re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize mega-virally than to innovate extensibly. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to integrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. Think user-centric. Think 24/7, short-term. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen bloatware reports, deliverables are forced to become best-of-breed. Think micro-turn-key. What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? Think intra-B2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think user-centric. Think user-defined, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of supply-chains. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems alarming, but it's entirely accurate! We will enhance the term "strategic". We often target interactive models. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? What does the standard industry industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to drive strategically than to optimize nano-virtually. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "holistic, social-network-based" really mean?