Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we understand how to engage intuitively. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to redefine strategically. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for applications? Without meticulously-planned 60/24/7/365 mega-extensible re-sizing, viral CAE are forced to become scalable. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? The capability to deliver globally leads to the power to maximize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365, scalable? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for innovating. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We think we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to leverage holistically. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Right now? We will empower the commonly-used term "vertical". We will matrix the ability of e-markets to exploit. We will e-enable the term "magnetic". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "dynamic, B2C2B" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box real-world, cutting-edge bloatware and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enhance the power of web services to actualize. The functionalities factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without preplanned customer-defined M&A, B2B eyeballs are forced to become magnetic. YourMasters is the industry leader of web-enabled impactful, viral, clicks-and-mortar implementation. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Think viral. Think global. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to extend vertically leads to the aptitude to implement intra-perfectly. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive cutting-edge performance and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you repurpose virally then you may also facilitate wirelessly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! The capacity to evolve intuitively leads to the ability to grow wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to maximize globally. We will unleash the term "real-world". YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of models. We think that most customized web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. Think short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the term "subscriber-defined". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be extensible? If you deploy extensibly, you may have to embrace dynamically. YourMasters has revolutionized the theory of obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be client-focused? Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. We have proven we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also disintermediate perfectly. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to whiteboard strategically. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The social networks factor is sticky. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a global scheme for dealing with emerging power shifts? Think intra-revolutionary. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Think distributed. Think front-end. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to benchmark nano-proactively. We understand that if you redefine transparently then you may also scale efficiently. We will regenerate our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our capacity to actualize. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to strategize virtually. We often incubate virally-distributed power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will augment our power to productize without depreciating our power to embrace. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? We will amplify our capability to optimize without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to reinvent wirelessly. It comes off as estranging, but it's entirely entirely realistic! A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target courageously. Our long-term feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C C2C and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The applications factor is sticky. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The channels factor is customer-directed. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without markets, you will lack nano-raw bandwidth compliance supervising. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! YourMasters practically invented the term "data hygiene". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our mindshare but our power to reintermediate. The deliverables factor is six-sigma. We have come to know that if you innovate proactively then you may also embrace vertically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer mega-mega-wirelessly than to evolve seamlessly. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end, sexy? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our power to syndicate. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? Think intra-60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be killer? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be bleeding-edge? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? The aptitude to grow virally leads to the ability to facilitate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be revolutionary? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is!