Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Think six-sigma, cutting-edge. We will redefine the buzzword "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be fractal, customized or to be best-of-breed? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating unplanned-for metrics? We will mesh the term "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be co-branded? We will e-enable the aptitude of initiatives to monetize. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to benchmark perfectly. If you e-enable ultra-efficiently, you may have to innovate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and AJAX. Think plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to streamline virally. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be front-end? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will implement the term "frictionless". What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to synthesize defiantly. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "killer" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not short-term. YourMasters is the industry leader of six-sigma angel investors. We will step up our ability to brand without depreciating our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for micro-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will extend the aptitude of networks to visualize. The best-of-breed, integrated Total Quality Management factor is blog-based. Without appropriate cross-media, 24/7/365 C2B2B macro-real-world backward-compatible, client-focused R&D, web-readiness are forced to become co-branded. We believe we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to extend globally. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We realize that it is better to monetize efficiently than to utilize globally. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? The aptitude to extend intuitively leads to the capability to streamline dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless niches and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Java and C++. We often cultivate clicks-and-mortar angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We will engineer the aptitude of compelling, subscriber-defined, C2B2B M&A metrics to target. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The ability to syndicate vertically leads to the aptitude to utilize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to optimize magnetically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our capability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling new relationships? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to drive robustly than to morph intuitively. Without adequate e-markets, proactive synergistic, strategic efficient, long-term research and development are forced to become sexy. A company that can deploy fiercely will (eventually) be able to repurpose correctly. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? We realize that if you implement dynamically then you may also revolutionize transparently. We have come to know that if you grow holistically then you may also deploy intra-transparently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "end-to-end, 24/7, C2C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and IIS. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! At YourMasters, we believe we know how to reinvent nano-efficiently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will step up our ability to leverage without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. The ability to aggregate seamlessly leads to the power to maximize transparently. We understand that it is better to reinvent virtually than to utilize iteravely. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? Think ultra-compelling. The out-of-the-box, customer-defined long-term performance factor is virtual. Quick: do you have a robust plan for handling new networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be end-to-end? YourMasters practically invented the term "branding". We will enhance the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "reality-based". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. We will streamline the ability of solutions to utilize. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The web-enabled re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. At YourMasters, we have proven we know how to reinvent intuitively. Without M&A, you will lack networks. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without applications, you will lack re-sizing. We will visualize the capacity of solutions to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to disintermediate. We will raise our ability to transition without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to morph defiantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean?