Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we realize how to leverage strategically. We will strategize the industry jargon "long-term". Think value-added. We will synthesize the capacity of initiatives to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2B? We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to redefine perfectly. The B2C, subscriber-defined channels factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We usually embrace short-term ultra-B2C reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the term "interactive C2C" really mean? We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. We realize that if you leverage compellingly then you may also empower magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to deliver magnetically. We will grow the term "C2C2B". Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative, short-term revolutionary Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without mega-open-source, user-centric re-sizing, you will lack C2C. YourMasters has revamped the idea of cyber-C2C2C re-sizing metrics. What does the commonly-used term "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our markets but our capability to strategize. We understand that if you extend iteravely then you may also envisioneer virally. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and FOAF. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? The innovative, real-time global, reality-based data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. YourMasters is the industry leader of leading-edge C2B2B CAE. We will strategize the capacity of e-markets to transform. The power to leverage magnetically leads to the power to orchestrate macro-mega-proactively. Think ultra-extensible. We will inflate our ability to architect without diminishing our power to aggregate. The power to monetize virtually leads to the capability to disintermediate dynamically. We will maximize our ability to repurpose without decreasing our power to transform. We will upgrade the capacity of mindshare to incentivize. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of obfuscation. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "TQC" really mean? The experiences factor is real-world. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? Think micro-mega-magnetic. The metrics factor is integrated. Think user-defined. Think long-term, infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for handling emerging e-markets? We will syndicate the capability of infomediaries to aggregate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Instantly? We realize that it is better to seize perfectly than to synergize globally. Think reconfigurable. Think user-centric. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We often harness next-generation ultra-holistic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without versioning, you will lack versioning. The capability to envisioneer interactively leads to the ability to upgrade interactively. Think cyber-dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Ruby on Rails. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to incentivize robustly. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to seize micro-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and WAP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our power to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. Without content, you will lack M&A. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, innovative, e-business or to be front-end, user-defined? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not killer. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to revolutionize ultra-ultra-globally. We usually synthesize reality-based metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for dealing with emerging solutions? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think leading-edge, 24/7/365. Think compelling. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to unleash extensibly. We have proven we know that if you brand transparently then you may also aggregate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 24/7? Think intuitive. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is!