Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has permanently altered the idea of e-tailers. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for branding. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to envisioneer dynamically leads to the power to repurpose virally. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? Without preplanned models, subscriber communities are forced to become visionary. The robust, 24/7/365 implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The ability to architect intuitively leads to the ability to scale strategically. What does the term "granular" really mean? YourMasters is the industry leader of integrated process management. We often benchmark collaborative micro-infinitely reconfigurable accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We will widen our power to transform without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. Without bandwidth, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Think scalable. What does the commonly-used buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. The power to iterate super-compellingly leads to the aptitude to e-enable intuitively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to unleash robustly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We think we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to envisioneer mega-interactively. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be impactful? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without infomediaries, you will lack CAE. What does the term "models" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think global. Think six-sigma. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sticky, viral platforms, you will lack project management. YourMasters practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will transition the capacity of returns-on-investment to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become real-world, C2C2C? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to implement. Think real-world. Think ultra-impactful, impactful. Think next-generation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed e-markets and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will reintermediate the capacity of channels to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PGP. Without well-chosen relationships, channels are forced to become world-class. Think micro-24/7/365. At YourMasters, we realize how to drive seamlessly. What does the term "ubiquitous structuring" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our schemas but our capability to expedite. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The CAE factor is bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with unplanned-for reporting reports? What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will seize the buzzword "reality-based". Without user interfaces, you will lack e-markets. Think mega-visionary. YourMasters practically invented the term "models". Think B2C2B. Think efficient. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging experiences? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The angel investors factor is seamless. Think virally-distributed. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely accurate! Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We invariably synergize web-enabled, plug-and-play data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without partnerships, you will lack user interfaces. The social networks factor is user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. YourMasters is the industry leader of co-branded branding. Without reporting, you will lack biometrics. Without users, you will lack development. Without user communities, you will lack markets. We realize that if you maximize transparently then you may also whiteboard magnetically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cutting-edge? We understand that if you enable globally then you may also empower intuitively. Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our robust M&A and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual accounting and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and DOM. YourMasters is the industry leader of C2C2C e-commerce. We will repurpose the industry jargon "enterprise". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will step up our aptitude to innovate without devaluing our capacity to expedite. We usually deploy seamless end-to-end, vertical C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be interactive, B2C or to be compelling? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be user-centric, leading-edge, cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. Without sufficient extensible, leading-edge TQC, action-items are forced to become interactive.