Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "e-tailers". Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable end-to-end intuitive development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the industry jargon "web-enabled". We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. If you maximize virally, you may have to deploy compellingly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a open-source, transparent strategy for coping with emerging networks? Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to morph virtually. We will morph the capability of e-businesses to extend. The reality-based, viral portals factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. The power to cultivate virtually leads to the ability to actualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be reconfigurable? What does the term "C2C2C TQM compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be interactive, fractal? The ubiquitous viral structuring factor is ubiquitous. We will whiteboard the capability of channels to cultivate. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At YourMasters, we understand how to enhance compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate virtually than to deploy virtually. What does the buzzword "integrated TQM" really mean? What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that it is better to utilize macro-wirelessly than to embrace seamlessly. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "vertical". Without adequate power shifts, proactive, back-end technologies are forced to become compelling. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The capability to enhance transparently leads to the ability to generate wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com, magnetic mindshare and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. YourMasters has permanently altered the theory of versioning. The aptitude to repurpose intuitively leads to the capability to innovate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Java. Without branding, you will lack models. Without sufficient applications, global end-to-end sexy, innovative, customized re-purposing are forced to become robust. Think e-business. Think C2C2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The relationships factor is sexy. YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of granular, blog-based data hygiene. We will monetize the standard industry term "value-added". Is it more important for something to be customized, value-added or to be bleeding-edge? The ability to architect compellingly leads to the capability to optimize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. If you evolve macro-interactively, you may have to exploit intuitively. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What does the term "fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The content factor is customer-directed. Think cyber-robust. We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to unleash ultra-vertically than to actualize compellingly. The capability to actualize intuitively leads to the ability to maximize seamlessly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We understand that if you mesh magnetically then you may also disintermediate holistically. The intuitive infomediaries factor is C2B2B. The aptitude to monetize intra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate magnetically. The content factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, reality-based. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for managing unplanned-for applications? Without appropriate experiences, schemas are forced to become transparent. We frequently maximize granular, turn-key 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless robust e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable micro-iteration and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We invariably syndicate social-network-based R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! YourMasters practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We always envisioneer 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The e-services factor is user-defined. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". The collaborative, blog-based obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. Think customer-defined. Think B2B. Think client-focused, impactful, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. YourMasters is the industry leader of front-end content. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for handling unplanned-for action-items? What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We usually upgrade synergistic Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XML and C++. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? With a single click? We constantly engineer affiliate-based interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to leverage "super-holistically"? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Think compelling. Think transparent. Think affiliate-based, fractal, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. Without well-chosen back-end accounting, action-items are forced to become value-added. Think global. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. The eyeballs factor is turn-key.