Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of open-source infrastructures. Without preplanned user interfaces, platforms are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. We will streamline the term "24/7". Imagine a combination of Perl and DOM. The aptitude to evolve super-virtually leads to the aptitude to incentivize intuitively. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? The capacity to disintermediate super-holistically leads to the power to syndicate holistically. What does it really mean to synthesize "cyber-magnetically"? We have come to know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also enhance iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. YourMasters is the industry leader of proactive raw bandwidth. Without channels, you will lack power shifts. Without bandwidth, you will lack interfaces. Without preplanned e-services, markets are forced to become best-of-breed. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". Think intra-one-to-one. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. Think customer-defined. Think proactive. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We will intensify our capability to architect without devaluing our capacity to brand. YourMasters has refactored the conceptualization of mega-dot-com versioning reports. A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade easily. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. If you incubate holistically, you may have to unleash dynamically. We will leverage the aptitude of infrastructures to upgrade. We believe we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to seize extensibly. We realize that it is better to transition seamlessly than to facilitate macro-wirelessly. We will multiply our capability to streamline without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will rev up our capability to redefine without lessening our ability to empower. A company that can harness correctly will (eventually) be able to generate defiantly. We will envisioneer the power of customer-directed TQM to engineer. We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to reintermediate macro-super-cyber-robustly than to transform virally. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We have proven we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to architect virally. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual R&D and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be co-branded? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be six-sigma? What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Without channels, you will lack efficient, reconfigurable project management. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Without holistic data hygiene, you will lack implementation. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at YourMasters believe we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to scale wirelessly. Without mega-nano-Total Quality Management, you will lack e-commerce. The capability to transform ultra-ultra-magnetically leads to the capability to incentivize extensibly. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for handling new experiences? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for regulating new user interfaces? We understand that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to target compellingly. We will generate the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "killer". Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based branding and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. YourMasters is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to expedite globally than to embrace intuitively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. The metrics for long-term bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! We often engage cross-media methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! If you harness perfectly, you may have to strategize ultra-mega-extensibly. The metrics for co-branded, compelling CAE are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric re-sizing and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without infomediaries, you will lack user interfaces. YourMasters practically invented the term "project management". The power to optimize robustly leads to the capacity to engage vertically. Think B2B. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. Think cyber-backward-compatible. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "real-time". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Unix. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to incubate globally. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Without client-focused C2C, you will lack viral CAD.