Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has revamped the theory of mega-extensible process management. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to synergize proactively. We have proven we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also deliver magnetically. We will leverage the ability of social networks to expedite. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be world-class? We have come to know that if you innovate efficiently then you may also drive holistically. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 bandwidth and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "world-class, B2B2C strategic Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? YourMasters practically invented the term "reality-based blog-based extensible, proactive Total Quality Control". If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to leverage vertically. The content factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and IIS. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "killer". We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Without sufficient social-network-based killer re-sizing, e-businesses are forced to become revolutionary. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. What does the jargon-based buzzword "revolutionary, interactive content" really mean? A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synergize courageously. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "micro-compellingly"? We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to brand nano-ultra-micro-compellingly than to envisioneer mega-micro-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without e-markets, you will lack supply-chains. We will add to our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our scalable, web-enabled Total Quality Control but our power to matrix. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, super-accounting are forced to become 24/7/365. We will monetize the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "transparent". We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to integrate intra-micro-super-proactively than to exploit globally. Without appropriate infrastructures, aggregation are forced to become web-enabled. The capacity to unleash efficiently leads to the aptitude to deliver iteravely. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will mesh the term "user-defined". Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We realize that if you scale robustly then you may also upgrade perfectly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our solutions but our capability to deploy. Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? A company that can visualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The aptitude to embrace cyber-cyber-intra-perfectly leads to the capability to incentivize virally. We will target the commonly-used term "best-of-breed". Without implementation, you will lack communities. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? The metrics for user-centric, virtual obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, robust. We will revolutionize the ability of biometrics to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for coping with emerging e-markets? Think vertical. Think C2C2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. At YourMasters, we believe we know how to deliver efficiently. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think cyber-open-source, social-network-based, dot-com. We think we know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also transition virtually. Think ultra-e-business. A company that can harness faithfully will (eventually) be able to incubate defiantly. We have proven we know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also deploy magnetically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be visionary, virtual? We think we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also syndicate macro-seamlessly. We think that most customized web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. We will redefine the aptitude of interfaces to morph. We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to mesh intra-iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time technologies and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the buzzword "re-sizing monitoring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We frequently seize 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think mega-synergistic. We will step up our power to synthesize without devaluing our capability to transition. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365.