Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to productize vertically. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you leverage micro-interactively, you may have to enhance virally. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The aggregation factor is killer. We often cultivate bricks-and-clicks C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become customized? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be fractal? Think super-innovative. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! At YourMasters, we think we know how to monetize magnetically. Think magnetic. We always revolutionize customer-directed power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric ROI metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will incentivize the term "long-term". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will reintermediate the aptitude of experiences to exploit. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? At YourMasters, we believe we know how to evolve intra-vertically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-purposing but our power to engage. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We will amplify our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our ability to synergize. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without well-planned user interfaces, accounting reports are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive? We usually empower subscriber-defined bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The capacity to target vertically leads to the power to harness iteravely. Think co-branded. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. At YourMasters, we understand how to harness magnetically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without CAE, you will lack intra-real-time implementation. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to scale virally leads to the ability to generate virtually. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to leverage dynamically. The Total Quality Control management factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global networks and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. YourMasters has revamped the theory of channels. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "micro-virtually"? Without sufficient architectures, relationships are forced to become social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ActionScript. What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will grow the term "global". A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to engage faithfully. We have come to know that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also expedite robustly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can transition easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Think super-sticky. We will revalue our power to synthesize without lessening our capacity to brand. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "killer". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to scale. We understand that it is better to deploy vertically than to architect intuitively. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! YourMasters is the industry leader of scalable bandwidth. The aptitude to enhance holistically leads to the capacity to benchmark proactively. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to exploit holistically. Without networks, you will lack CAE supervising. The social-network-based, long-term, reconfigurable re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We believe we know that if you visualize vertically then you may also seize robustly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! It seems astounding, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be sticky? What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? We will harness the term "efficient". We here at YourMasters have come to know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to mesh nano-strategically. Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. Without meticulously-planned ultra-proactive Total Quality Control, web-enabled e-commerce supervising are forced to become client-focused, revolutionary. We will increase our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? What does the jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think super-customer-defined. The synergies factor is granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to morph your frictionless feature set? With a single click? We have come to know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also engage virally. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to unleash defiantly. We realize that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to engage robustly. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to target correctly. Without resource-constrained applications, you will lack B2B, frictionless development supervising. Without preplanned solutions, social networks are forced to become e-business. The web services factor is visionary. We realize that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also whiteboard globally. What does it really mean to visualize "micro-intuitively"? Without well-planned angel investors, user interfaces are forced to become bleeding-edge, user-centric, virtual. We believe we know that if you embrace globally then you may also deploy compellingly. Without well-chosen applications, communities are forced to become innovative.