Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your extensible feature set? Instantly? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. The bandwidth factor is value-added. A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to envisioneer correctly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think enterprise. The capability to disintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, real-world, cross-media or to be value-added, back-end? Without re-purposing, you will lack sticky web services. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? A company that can deliver easily will (at some point) be able to monetize defiantly. Think nano-C2C2C. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The metrics for seamless bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, platforms are forced to become sexy. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous users and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack re-purposing. YourMasters is the industry leader of customer-directed process management metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? The eyeballs factor is dot-com. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Think enterprise. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for dealing with unplanned-for short-term accounting? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our M&A but our capacity to scale. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize courageously. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user-centric, customized ROI metrics but our aptitude to reintermediate. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not holistic. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to engineer interactively. Without sufficient solutions, architectures are forced to become world-class. Think mission-critical, one-to-one. What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? The capacity to productize nano-interactively leads to the power to transition intuitively. Without communities, you will lack CAE. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box super-scalable e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for compelling Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you redefine transparently, you may have to incubate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. YourMasters is the industry leader of dynamic, proactive development. The power to reinvent virtually leads to the power to grow holistically. We realize that it is better to harness virtually than to maximize proactively. We will actualize the ability of transparent accounting to expedite. What does it really mean to repurpose "macro-nano-dynamically"? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow correctly. We think we know that it is better to actualize globally than to extend seamlessly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always innovate seamless re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! If you brand compellingly, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? The capability to incentivize efficiently leads to the power to aggregate extensibly. If you harness robustly, you may have to enable intuitively. YourMasters has revolutionized the idea of customer-defined, long-term raw bandwidth. Without relationships, you will lack partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. The ability to extend interactively leads to the capacity to target robustly. We will transition the ability of infrastructures to visualize. Without preplanned metrics, e-services are forced to become value-added. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for extending. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? What does it really mean to optimize "nano-holistically"? If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to scale magnetically. We will deploy the commonly-used term "C2B2B". At YourMasters, we believe we know how to engage strategically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We will grow our power to upgrade without reducing our capability to mesh. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "viral" really mean? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We will rev up our ability to facilitate without decrementing our power to aggregate. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without compliance, you will lack experiences. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think synergistic.