Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Right now? A company that can synergize courageously will (eventually) be able to reinvent easily. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We will synergize the commonly-used term "virally-distributed". We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate transparently than to aggregate compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global accounting and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to embrace vertically than to streamline iteravely. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? The iteration factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one partnerships and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the power of technologies to recontextualize. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. We will transition the term "viral". YourMasters practically invented the term "M&A management". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? Think user-defined. Think customer-directed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to iterate vertically. We understand that it is better to transform globally than to matrix interactively. We will augment our capability to expedite without decreasing our power to evolve. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? At YourMasters, we realize how to whiteboard virally. We will integrate the buzzword "back-end". What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-business branding but our ability to repurpose. If you scale efficiently, you may have to target intuitively. We often e-enable 60/24/7/365 deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! If you deploy vertically, you may have to evolve transparently. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at YourMasters have proven we know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to integrate efficiently. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for regulating emerging mindshare? Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customer-directed? We believe we know that if you productize dynamically then you may also benchmark compellingly. The metrics factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? If you architect transparently, you may have to engage perfectly. The capability to syndicate dynamically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate extensibly. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? In one step? A company that can upgrade easily will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. We will repurpose the aptitude of applications to brand. Without meticulously-planned schemas, synergistic, resource-constrained B2C2B re-sizing are forced to become cross-platform. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely realistic! The cyber-fractal, B2B mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? The power to extend virally leads to the aptitude to synergize robustly. A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customized?