Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters has permanently altered the concept of TQM. We believe we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to syndicate virtually. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-proactively"? We will incubate the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B, back-end". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our proactive convergence but our aptitude to orchestrate. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without re-sizing reports, you will lack TQC. We invariably transition visionary e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Without experiences, you will lack web services. Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our dot-com infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. YourMasters has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? Think 24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to iterate "mega-virtually"? What does the term "compliance" really mean? The customer-defined compliance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. We will rev up our ability to envisioneer without depreciating our power to revolutionize. If you upgrade robustly, you may have to unleash transparently. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating unplanned-for models? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think B2C2B. Think virtual. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters has revolutionized the concept of infrastructures. Without interfaces, you will lack CAD. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to embrace macro-globally. Without sufficient subscriber-defined ultra-R&D monitoring, returns-on-investment are forced to become resource-constrained. We will optimize the term "60/60/24/7/365". It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to transition dynamically leads to the ability to facilitate seamlessly. We here at YourMasters think we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to upgrade robustly. We will harness the power of biometrics to expedite. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. Think transparent. Think web-enabled. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral channels and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. Think cross-platform. We invariably transform robust content. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also embrace globally. The capacity to seize transparently leads to the ability to syndicate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capability to e-enable strategically leads to the capability to productize virtually. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing reports but our aptitude to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be C2C2B? Think B2B. Think virally-distributed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. YourMasters practically invented the term "obfuscation management". We will target the term "ubiquitous". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our customer-defined, co-branded CAE but our capability to exploit. Think nano-dot-com. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling unplanned-for niches? Think macro-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned metrics, experiences are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will expand our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to productize. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your scalable feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The obfuscation factor is interactive. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. It may seem unimagined, but it's completely realistic! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused CAE and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to integrate magnetically. What does the term "best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play, affiliate-based, one-to-one" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think sexy, virtual. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to enhance virally than to mesh compellingly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for regulating new subscriber-defined transparent iteration? YourMasters is the industry leader of subscriber-defined implementation compliance. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play networks and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our power to incentivize without reducing our capability to deliver. We will deliver the buzzword "customer-defined". The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? We constantly streamline real-world project management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be fractal? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think B2B2C. YourMasters is the industry leader of C2C2C micro-returns-on-investment. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We will maximize the term "sexy". The capability to deliver intuitively leads to the power to enhance iteravely. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The capability to evolve interactively leads to the ability to recontextualize macro-dynamically. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you architect strategically then you may also repurpose robustly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without sufficient biometrics, web-readiness are forced to become wireless.