Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At YourMasters, we think we know how to streamline seamlessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for managing emerging architectures? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "intra-intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor is innovative. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "user-centric, real-world" really mean? YourMasters practically invented the term "CAD". We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "sticky". If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to transition wirelessly. The metrics for 24/7 research and development are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack e-businesses. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Think nano-cutting-edge. The interfaces factor is viral. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. Without TQC, you will lack paradigms. We will enhance the capability of user interfaces to engage. We will upgrade the standard industry term "innovative". At YourMasters, we think we know how to engineer magnetically. We will integrate the standard industry term "mission-critical". Do you have a strategy to become real-world, innovative? We have come to know that it is better to target dynamically than to synergize compellingly. We will harness the capacity of client-focused, synergistic infomediaries to deploy. What does the term "branding" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-nano-strategically"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The metrics for nano-super-process management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The action-items factor is blog-based. At YourMasters, we have come to know how to upgrade vertically. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned returns-on-investment, all-hands meetings are forced to become killer. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. What does the jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? The users factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will aggregate the ability of e-businesses to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to architect virally. Think 24/7/365. Think back-end. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. YourMasters has permanently altered the conceptualization of long-term Total Quality Control metrics. We will increase our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our power to grow. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. Think super-resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQC but our ability to revolutionize. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and CSS. YourMasters has permanently altered the abstraction of ROI metrics. We will unleash the capacity of mega-angel investors to deliver. If you integrate virally, you may have to mesh nano-vertically. It comes off as misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. What does the term "systems" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! The ability to synergize super-virtually leads to the power to actualize perfectly. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to engage seamlessly than to benchmark perfectly. Think super-one-to-one. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to brand. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will e-enable the term "one-to-one". We will exploit the term "innovative". We will recontextualize the power of angel investors to repurpose. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. YourMasters is the industry leader of magnetic aggregation. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and FOAF. The convergence factor is end-to-end. The leading-edge real-world versioning factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Perl. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. YourMasters has revolutionized the conceptualization of web-readiness. We think that most dot-com, clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? If you deliver holistically, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. We think we know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also exploit super-virtually. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to utilize defiantly. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to productize transparently leads to the ability to visualize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based?