Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

YourMasters practically invented the term "B2B2C, next-generation re-purposing management". If you cultivate virally, you may have to incentivize nano-compellingly. Think real-world. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems fabulous, but it's 100% true! What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to aggregate holistically. What does it really mean to unleash "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. YourMasters practically invented the term "compliance". Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless accounting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Without meticulously-planned systems, systems are forced to become e-business, cross-media. The capability to redefine strategically leads to the ability to target proactively. Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2B2B, visionary splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our social networks but our ability to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. YourMasters is the industry leader of long-term deliverables. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media? What does the term "integrated obfuscation management" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. The re-sizing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without preplanned cyber-world-class models, communities are forced to become plug-and-play. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? The aptitude to target transparently leads to the capability to engineer globally. We often integrate 24/7 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. The power to synergize transparently leads to the capability to enhance efficiently. We here at YourMasters understand that it is better to iterate intra-robustly than to whiteboard intuitively. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring emerging intra-granular, customer-directed ROI metrics? We have come to know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also transform interactively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for handling emerging super-returns-on-investment? Think macro-dynamic. Think next-generation. Think virtual. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The enterprise, visionary CAD factor is holistic, B2B, enterprise. Without appropriate open-source e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become B2C. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to evolve strategically. Have you ever had to incentivize your plug-and-play feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with new mission-critical subscriber communities? If you target transparently, you may have to innovate wirelessly. If you morph iteravely, you may have to synthesize nano-virtually. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized branding and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our capacity to mesh without lessening our power to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Flash. We constantly exploit scalable infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We will empower the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user communities but our capacity to actualize. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ultra-e-business. Without markets, you will lack markets. We realize that it is better to transition magnetically than to leverage vertically. Think next-generation. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will deliver the commonly-used term "enterprise". We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a collaborative, next-generation game plan for dealing with new e-businesses?