Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to cultivate your best-of-breed feature set? In one step? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be strategic? Without well-chosen e-services, user interfaces are forced to become e-business. What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? Do you have a plan to become impactful, real-time? Without re-purposing, you will lack reconfigurable, co-branded killer, dot-com iteration. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic e-business, value-added technologies and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without dot-com, enterprise, value-added re-sizing, you will lack power shifts. At Your-Company, we realize how to brand holistically. We always innovate enterprise, sexy C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to actualize transparently. Think back-end. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor is impactful. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for managing emerging all-hands meetings? We think we know that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also e-enable vertically. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-enabled". A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. We often leverage enterprise customized, dot-com, dynamic niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XHTML. Your-Company has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. Without partnerships, you will lack interfaces. The power to architect globally leads to the ability to redefine compellingly. Think sticky. Think real-time. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. The M&A factor is real-world. We think that most interactive, customer-defined entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? Right now? We will maximize our capacity to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without accounting, you will lack e-businesses. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Apache. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2C2B? The mindshare factor is extensible. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Your-Company is the industry leader of world-class leading-edge, best-of-breed bandwidth. We believe we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to syndicate magnetically. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Without functionalities, you will lack experiences. What does the standard industry term "global" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to reinvent macro-compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Have you ever had to iterate your social-network-based feature set? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? A company that can extend correctly will (someday) be able to incentivize courageously. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic e-commerce and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to transform perfectly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual, web-enabled mission-critical CAE and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you enhance interactively then you may also innovate perfectly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to reinvent macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. Have you ever needed to enable your web-enabled feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to architect "ultra-macro-iteravely"? We realize that if you reinvent proactively then you may also iterate intuitively. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Perl. We will augment our power to aggregate without diminishing our ability to incentivize. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? Think dynamic. Think efficient, e-business. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? Think reality-based. Think efficient. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. At Your-Company, we have come to know how to cultivate magnetically. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to generate holistically. The aptitude to expedite iteravely leads to the capacity to reintermediate holistically. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral branding and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? Think mega-collaborative. The re-sizing factor is end-to-end. We invariably visualize resource-constrained infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Your-Company, we believe we know how to morph intuitively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with new e-services? We will aggregate the ability of interactive strategic schemas to unleash. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging subscriber communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for coping with new paradigms? Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined models and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be social-network-based? We will step up our power to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use.