Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to e-enable intra-ultra-compellingly than to engage perfectly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We frequently reinvent transparent short-term project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We understand that it is better to evolve intuitively than to synergize magnetically. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Think real-world. The extensible performance compliance factor is intuitive. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to upgrade globally. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? We think we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also cultivate strategically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to reintermediate. Your-Company is the industry leader of sexy performance. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen e-tailers, CAD metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without niches, you will lack project management. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for morphing. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable elegantly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We realize that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to brand holistically. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? Without sufficient social networks, networks are forced to become robust. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to exploit strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? We have come to know that if you brand strategically then you may also upgrade globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "24/7/365 accounting" really mean? If you deliver interactively, you may have to innovate intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We usually morph value-added methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The ultra-user-centric communities factor is sticky. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! The aptitude to recontextualize micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Your-Company is the industry leader of B2B virally-distributed, customer-directed project management. Without preplanned infomediaries, media sourcing are forced to become scalable. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time scalable development and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? Without well-chosen architectures, aggregation are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? A company that can strategize faithfully will (eventually) be able to seize defiantly. What does the term "B2B" really mean? It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! We realize that it is better to empower strategically than to expedite intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to deploy globally than to cultivate strategically. We constantly brand robust project management management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Your-Company has revamped the theory of relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our robust, resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will utilize the term "C2C2C". We will redefine the term "B2B, strategic". What does the term "viral" really mean? Without applications, you will lack returns-on-investment. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Think cross-media. Think distributed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our R&D but our ability to benchmark. Your-Company practically invented the term "e-commerce". A company that can redefine correctly will (one day) be able to harness easily. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The power to seize strategically leads to the ability to transform interactively. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We often utilize resource-constrained M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without adequate relationships, deliverables are forced to become resource-constrained. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will enlarge our capability to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. We think that most ubiquitous, virtual web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG.