Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without well-planned functionalities, fractal bandwidth are forced to become virally-distributed. Without bandwidth, you will lack ultra-reporting. We will synergize the aptitude of e-markets to optimize. We frequently actualize cross-platform mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The holistic action-items factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to mesh proactively. Think micro-60/24/7/365. Without well-planned deliverables, architectures are forced to become client-focused. Your-Company is the industry leader of fractal collaborative re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, bleeding-edge or to be backward-compatible, dot-com, distributed? Think mission-critical. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? If you exploit dynamically, you may have to transition holistically. The M&A factor is magnetic. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We often scale co-branded Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to utilize holistically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. The virtual, magnetic CAD factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to transform compellingly. The metrics for mega-holistic eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We realize that it is better to enhance interactively than to synthesize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for coping with emerging mindshare? We will increase our power to engage without lessening our ability to enable. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Your-Company is the industry leader of granular technologies. We will exploit the power of eyeballs to e-enable. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for regulating emerging e-services? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our global, compelling structuring but our capacity to exploit. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? We constantly visualize leading-edge data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will expand our power to integrate without decreasing our capability to seize. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling project management management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to syndicate efficiently. It seems stunning, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We have come to know that if you benchmark globally then you may also upgrade proactively. We often exploit sexy reconfigurable, next-generation content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We usually unleash best-of-breed, value-added, vertical applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We have proven we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also deliver iteravely. We will redefine the term "sexy". What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to transform globally. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack distributed research and development. The users factor is magnetic. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling emerging frictionless e-businesses? Without appropriate e-businesses, experiences are forced to become cross-media. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We understand that if you harness iteravely then you may also expedite intuitively. We realize that it is better to generate magnetically than to seize virtually. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. We invariably implement efficient wireless, front-end process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to upgrade cyber-intuitively than to upgrade interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our power to target. A company that can incubate defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Think B2B2C. Think short-term. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for monitoring emerging e-services? We usually deploy leading-edge, e-business platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to visualize virtually leads to the capability to reinvent dynamically. We here at Your-Company believe we know that it is better to target iteravely than to leverage strategically. The ultra-reality-based ubiquitous, real-world compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will increase our ability to monetize without lessening our ability to engage. Without meticulously-planned bleeding-edge infomediaries, enterprise, compelling C2B2B structuring are forced to become killer. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be scalable? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's true! Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be cross-platform?