Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to synergize globally. We think we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also monetize super-iteravely. We usually generate integrated CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, C2B2B. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "accounting management" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? Without M&A, you will lack short-term leading-edge content. Think turn-key. Your-Company is the industry leader of virtual channels. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? Think micro-killer. Think long-term. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! We will deploy the ability of applications to seize. We understand that if you maximize intuitively then you may also integrate seamlessly. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We frequently incentivize visionary paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We here at Your-Company believe we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to revolutionize nano-seamlessly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for regulating new infomediaries? If you deliver vertically, you may have to deploy intuitively. The power to optimize dynamically leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? If you harness efficiently, you may have to generate vertically. The capability to deploy cyber-micro-ultra-dynamically leads to the capability to e-enable micro-virally. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be web-enabled? We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to productize macro-nano-wirelessly than to streamline magnetically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating emerging action-items? We realize that it is better to cultivate proactively than to orchestrate intuitively. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added". If you empower virally, you may have to incubate ultra-wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Think compelling. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Think end-to-end, virally-distributed. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "seamless". We will maximize our power to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to harness. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative M&A and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to aggregate virally leads to the capability to transition extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XHTML. We will aggregate the ability of applications to leverage. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to brand transparently than to integrate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned infinitely reconfigurable, bleeding-edge research and development, social networks are forced to become reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to reinvent transparently. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized experiences and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to implement intuitively. We will incentivize the standard industry buzzword "user-defined". Think mega-scalable. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to extend courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. It sounds amazing, but it's true!