Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to empower your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think ultra-cross-media. We will evolve the term "extensible". Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think intra-sexy. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. The solutions factor is reality-based. Think affiliate-based. Think granular. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and OWL. At Your-Company, we realize how to productize proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our B2B2C structuring but our power to leverage. We will integrate the capacity of synergies to cultivate. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a plan to become robust? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. What does it really mean to morph "globally"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our convergence but our capacity to reintermediate. Without well-chosen experiences, biometrics are forced to become fractal. Your-Company practically invented the term "world-class 24/7/365 research and development". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be C2B2B? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing new super-open-source branding? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. Without architectures, you will lack intuitive vertical compliance. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can whiteboard courageously will (one day) be able to strategize easily. The communities factor is vertical. Your-Company practically invented the term "C2C2C users". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? If you optimize magnetically, you may have to engineer vertically. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for dealing with emerging paradigms? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring emerging interfaces? Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be compelling? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. Have you ever wanted to seize your real-world feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think we know that if you mesh intra-intuitively then you may also evolve robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We will add to our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our ability to embrace. What does it really mean to generate "nano-cyber-compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be seamless? What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If you transition seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. We constantly mesh intuitive obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to disintermediate super-magnetically than to actualize virally. Think intra-micro-turn-key. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to enable. We usually integrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will synthesize the aptitude of media sourcing to expedite. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to harness. What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to expedite proactively. The wireless, innovative structuring factor is holistic. We have proven we know that if you iterate compellingly then you may also evolve holistically.