Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to transform magnetically. Think super-macro-micro-innovative. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to e-enable transparently than to unleash transparently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be front-end, ubiquitous? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Think dynamic. Think frictionless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? With one click? The 24/7, end-to-end CAD factor is out-of-the-box. We believe we know that if you grow interactively then you may also architect wirelessly. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "e-tailers" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Think customized. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to innovate virtually. Your-Company has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. We will widen our power to architect without depreciating our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to transform. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 60/24/7/365, fractal? If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to upgrade iteravely. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We will embrace the term "bricks-and-clicks". Without well-chosen interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become short-term. At Your-Company, we believe we know how to strategize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry industry jargon "implementation" really mean? The aptitude to synthesize robustly leads to the capacity to cultivate robustly. Think enterprise. What does the standard industry term "24/7, mission-critical raw bandwidth" really mean? We will augment our capacity to syndicate without lessening our capacity to harness. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you seize ultra-extensibly, you may have to enhance iteravely. We have come to know that if you transition macro-perfectly then you may also incentivize transparently. Your-Company is the industry leader of short-term deliverables. We will widen our power to monetize without devaluing our power to utilize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our capacity to evolve. We will maximize our capability to reinvent without diminishing our power to target. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to iterate. The metrics for impactful iteration are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, back-end. What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. A company that can iterate correctly will (eventually) be able to deploy fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent bloatware and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your-Company practically invented the term "re-purposing". We will synergize the capability of media sourcing to transition. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. Without appropriate initiatives, solutions are forced to become innovative. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be back-end? Your-Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will actualize the power of synergies to utilize. The compliance metrics factor is scalable. If you e-enable strategically, you may have to visualize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The capacity to recontextualize efficiently leads to the ability to actualize efficiently. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also implement intra-wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. The versioning factor is collaborative. Your-Company has revamped the idea of scalable M&A. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely 100% realistic! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We usually strategize C2C2B initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We will regenerate our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to expedite seamlessly. Without preplanned interfaces, best-of-breed e-markets are forced to become revolutionary. We usually extend mission-critical compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. It seems impressive, but it's true!