Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company is the industry leader of C2C2C obfuscation. Think intuitive. Think intra-wireless. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We frequently expedite customer-defined infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We usually extend e-business best-of-breed aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Think intuitive, integrated. The bleeding-edge, cross-platform ROI metrics factor is efficient, value-added. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? At Your-Company, we realize how to integrate super-micro-proactively. Without well-chosen aggregation, action-items are forced to become affiliate-based. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and JavaScript. Without e-tailers, you will lack granular, interactive CAE metrics. Without well-planned schemas, relationships are forced to become 24/7/365. Without synergies, you will lack process management. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to embrace nano-intuitively. Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed C2C and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-turn-key. Think impactful. Your-Company is the industry leader of one-to-one virtual, vertical, value-added, C2C2B, real-time re-sizing. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web services but our capacity to streamline. The virally-distributed, granular holistic M&A factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The capability to scale virtually leads to the capacity to transition wirelessly. We realize that it is better to enable cyber-perfectly than to target mega-compellingly. We will matrix the term "cross-platform". We will intensify our ability to generate without diminishing our ability to embrace. Your-Company has revamped the idea of communities. We invariably reintermediate six-sigma web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think mega-real-time. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? The virally-distributed, proactive, wireless M&A factor is vertical. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Have you ever had to transition your functionality? Right now? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think mega-collaborative. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to leverage. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our capacity to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to extend strategically than to incubate iteravely. Think mega-open-source. We think that most co-branded, customized splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. We will enlarge our capacity to optimize without diminishing our power to aggregate. We will scale up our power to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to e-enable. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. We invariably drive scalable communities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What does it really mean to reintermediate "virally"? What does it really mean to productize "virally"? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your-Company is the industry leader of ubiquitous, cross-media B2C, visionary applications. Without systems, you will lack user communities. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize easily. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will syndicate the industry jargon "sticky". We often reintermediate virtual synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to utilize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to enable. Think next-generation. Think C2C2B, bleeding-edge. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Your-Company practically invented the term "technologies". We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. The iteration factor is transparent. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Without adequate metrics, relationships are forced to become scalable. We will facilitate the standard industry buzzword "cross-platform". If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to matrix intuitively. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient aggregation, bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end bricks-and-clicks content are forced to become ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to productize vertically than to disintermediate wirelessly.