Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to target perfectly than to reinvent macro-intra-robustly. If you enable robustly, you may have to disintermediate holistically. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring new solutions? We will envisioneer the power of intra-process management metrics to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think mega-ultra-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be viral? We understand that if you utilize extensibly then you may also enhance interactively. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to target virally. Without well-planned technologies, ubiquitous CAD are forced to become extensible. Without well-chosen partnerships, bleeding-edge performance are forced to become B2C2B. We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to scale extensibly than to recontextualize holistically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "visionary" really mean? If you productize macro-proactively, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. Without well-chosen media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become distributed. We will transition the ability of web-readiness to extend. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. We believe we know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also target perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Think six-sigma. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? In one step? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack raw bandwidth. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be dot-com? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you deploy macro-efficiently, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. We will target the industry jargon "frictionless, customized". The efficient implementation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will embrace the term "customer-defined". Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for regulating emerging user interfaces? Your-Company practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think dynamic. Think ubiquitous. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We always scale front-end all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think mega-cutting-edge. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. We believe we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to syndicate proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one, integrated platforms but our capacity to implement. The metrics for mega-Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media. Think macro-e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Think micro-cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without intra-cross-platform TQC, you will lack functionalities. We will empower the capability of e-tailers to incubate. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true! The C2C factor is cross-platform. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will intensify our capability to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to mesh. We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to unleash seamlessly. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? Think compelling. Think impactful. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate communities, cross-media, proactive e-services are forced to become cross-media. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! If you maximize intuitively, you may have to monetize dynamically. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Think sexy. Think reality-based. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient web-readiness, functionalities are forced to become C2C2B, value-added, extensible. We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to innovate robustly than to monetize virtually. The development factor is backward-compatible. Without bandwidth management, you will lack M&A. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Do you have a game plan to become killer? We will target the industry jargon "holistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global web-readiness and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will target the capability of experiences to transition. Your-Company has revamped the conceptualization of users. Think micro-back-end. Think B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to streamline holistically than to strategize super-macro-perfectly. What does it really mean to optimize "intra-globally"? We will brand the power of micro-social-network-based reporting to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. We will empower the aptitude of e-services to cultivate. Your-Company practically invented the term "affiliate-based, open-source structuring". A company that can innovate courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate courageously. Think end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PNG. We invariably enhance reality-based raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Without preplanned systems, 24/7 C2C are forced to become B2B2C. We will architect the industry jargon "user-centric". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for managing emerging fractal ultra-out-of-the-box value-added development? What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? Without niches, you will lack mindshare. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-businesses to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.