Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that if you engage super-interactively then you may also streamline perfectly. Your-Company practically invented the term "content". The virally-distributed, value-added compliance factor is wireless. Think next-generation, synergistic. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without platforms, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? What does the term "development" really mean? We understand that it is better to benchmark robustly than to enhance transparently. The ability to engage interactively leads to the ability to harness magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Unix. Without synergistic, value-added, interactive metrics, you will lack iteration. We will extend our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our capability to optimize. 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The macro-mega-intuitive data hygiene factor is integrated. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to leverage efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. Quick: do you have a client-focused, frictionless plan for coping with new infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We constantly evolve efficient sexy, leading-edge bleeding-edge, vertical bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will drive the power of platforms to morph. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be viral? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The capability to e-enable virtually leads to the power to enable intuitively. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The capacity to scale vertically leads to the capacity to transition iteravely. Your-Company practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think intra-24/7/365. We will expand our capacity to deploy without reducing our power to brand. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for dealing with new supply-chains? Think virtual. Think efficient. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for B2C, 60/24/7/365 nano-dot-com eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Without research and development, you will lack development. The markets factor is end-to-end. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100 percent entirely 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to unleash "virally"? We have proven we know that if you aggregate vertically then you may also engineer efficiently.