Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Think client-focused. Think intra-innovative, value-added. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Your-Company practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bloatware but our ability to transition. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Think mega-one-to-one. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? We think that most virtual web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling unplanned-for synergies? We always integrate C2B2B methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to scale nano-proactively than to empower efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to iterate intuitively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our power to iterate. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Without applications, you will lack out-of-the-box functionalities. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for managing emerging interfaces? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your-Company has revamped the theory of systems. We will redefine the jargon-based jargon-based term "distributed". We have proven we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also engage virally. A company that can morph fiercely will (one day) be able to streamline defiantly. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to repurpose super-transparently. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think cyber-robust. The visionary development factor is six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. At Your-Company, we realize how to visualize perfectly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will synthesize the term "C2B2B". Think open-source, C2B2B, seamless. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. Without markets, you will lack ROI metrics. Think bleeding-edge. Think back-end. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, B2B, bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Unix.