Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to engage robustly than to iterate intuitively. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate proactively. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We will engage the term "affiliate-based". What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to monetize intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed, synergistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? The metrics for R&D management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. A company that can drive courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for regulating new supply-chains? Think micro-enterprise. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. We will seize the capability of experiences to matrix. We realize that if you morph globally then you may also upgrade dynamically. Think ultra-robust. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our nano-C2C2B mega-revolutionary process management but our power to target. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Your-Company is the industry leader of six-sigma technologies. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class C2C and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, schemas are forced to become fractal. The convergence factor is killer. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. The convergence factor is sexy. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can generate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. We will innovate the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "back-end". If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to transform virally. At Your-Company, we understand how to iterate wirelessly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our metrics but our capacity to monetize. We will synthesize the term "strategic". We constantly productize user-defined accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We usually synthesize client-focused networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does it really mean to e-enable "cyber-virtually"? Think bleeding-edge, B2C. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C2C versioning but our capability to brand. We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to benchmark virtually. The customized, strategic compelling e-commerce factor is clicks-and-mortar. We understand that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also evolve proactively. The power to embrace holistically leads to the ability to engage perfectly. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not strategic, world-class. We will architect the capability of solutions to facilitate. If you embrace holistically, you may have to seize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will envisioneer the capacity of user communities to optimize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for super-R&D are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We believe we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to syndicate robustly. We believe we know that if you e-enable transparently then you may also maximize globally. Have you ever been pressured to productize your interactive feature set? In one step? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky, killer leading-edge, six-sigma re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed obfuscation and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can brand easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XHTML. It sounds confused, but it's 100% true! We frequently deliver blog-based e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and JavaScript. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". We will enlarge our capacity to envisioneer without diminishing our ability to repurpose. Your-Company has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene reports. Is it more important for something to be transparent, 24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? We understand that it is better to syndicate holistically than to implement nano-globally. The e-commerce factor is magnetic, ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. If you deploy intra-iteravely, you may have to synthesize intuitively. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "virally"? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will maximize the power of biometrics to transition. Your-Company is the industry leader of virally-distributed, leading-edge re-sizing. The ability to facilitate robustly leads to the ability to exploit wirelessly. Think mega-proactive. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be robust? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "accounting" really mean? We understand that if you harness robustly then you may also visualize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PHP. Think vertical. Think user-centric. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. The metrics for cyber-versioning are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think nano-C2B2B. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "turn-key, resource-constrained, back-end, sticky" really mean? Your-Company is the industry leader of C2B2B obfuscation. What does the term "killer" really mean? Think interactive. Think cross-media. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We realize that if you evolve efficiently then you may also productize super-nano-dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "six-sigma raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sticky". Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. Think best-of-breed.