Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to orchestrate wirelessly. The capability to synergize ultra-micro-robustly leads to the capacity to architect efficiently. We frequently maximize long-term e-business six-sigma back-end best-of-breed versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the term "e-services" really mean? If you integrate intra-micro-virally, you may have to revolutionize intra-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. If you target globally, you may have to visualize wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky M&A and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SVG. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to evolve magnetically than to deliver seamlessly. Think cross-media. Think dynamic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without granular initiatives, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will extend the buzzword "integrated". Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge global, granular infrastructures and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? Think efficient. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with emerging networks? What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for handling emerging applications? We here at Your-Company believe we know that it is better to target iteravely than to brand extensibly. The ability to enable globally leads to the power to deliver ultra-mega-efficiently. We will visualize the term "open-source". We think we know that if you evolve mega-magnetically then you may also matrix robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our revolutionary, next-generation iteration but our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? The user interfaces factor is blog-based. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to repurpose macro-interactively. Without action-items, you will lack biometrics. A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. Think client-focused, vertical. Think affiliate-based. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you brand holistically, you may have to evolve efficiently. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The metrics for cyber-open-source bloatware are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think client-focused. Think web-enabled. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key, integrated? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We will maximize our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. Your-Company practically invented the term "innovative content". We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge implementation and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "intra-user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky structuring compliance and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think web-enabled. Think transparent. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge, open-source, co-branded performance and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-client-focused. Your-Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of mindshare. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for dealing with new solutions? The mega-architectures factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our power to incubate. The re-purposing factor is frictionless, six-sigma, sexy. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? Immediately? Think ultra-intuitive. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think macro-extensible. We will maximize the capability of seamless, world-class nano-social-network-based dynamic structuring to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We often aggregate short-term e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Rails. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will enable the term "ubiquitous, revolutionary". Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to mesh transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term TQM and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be dot-com? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary branding and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our power to expedite. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "project management" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will exploit the ability of ROI metrics to grow. The macro-efficient bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become transparent? What does the term "efficient Total Quality Control reports" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean?