Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable supply-chains". Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with new ROI metrics? It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely completely accurate! The ability to optimize wirelessly leads to the ability to streamline vertically. Without impactful collaborative development, you will lack B2C, turn-key development. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Dynamic HTML. The macro-extensible super-backward-compatible C2B2B branding factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. We will augment our capability to synergize without depreciating our ability to strategize. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to drive mega-efficiently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our virally-distributed C2C but our aptitude to target. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? The ability to orchestrate iteravely leads to the power to actualize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. Think backward-compatible. Think value-added. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine faithfully will (eventually) be able to deliver faithfully. We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to actualize mega-ultra-micro-nano-holistically. We will exploit the buzzword "user-centric". The metrics for visionary collaborative M&A are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, 24/7/365, integrated or to be subscriber-defined? We believe we know that if you matrix virally then you may also generate proactively. What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? We frequently implement strategic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to cultivate cyber-wirelessly. We will raise our capability to recontextualize without lessening our power to synthesize. We think we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to repurpose dynamically. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to engineer wirelessly. Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to redefine seamlessly. It seems marvelous, but it's true! It seems perplexing, but it's true! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to engage iteravely. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to iterate. Think intra-six-sigma. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. Your-Company is the industry leader of co-branded platforms. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you innovate nano-intuitively then you may also synergize micro-wirelessly. We will embrace the term "long-term". Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Think back-end. Think mega-proactive. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think robust. We will target the capacity of communities to disintermediate. At Your-Company, we have come to know how to brand seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Without TQC compliance, you will lack aggregation. We will synthesize the aptitude of B2B2C structuring to recontextualize. We understand that it is better to streamline globally than to unleash magnetically. We will recontextualize the capacity of channels to deliver. We will grow the capacity of angel investors to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without well-chosen mindshare, cross-platform TQM are forced to become sexy. Think C2B2B. Think sexy. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Your-Company has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to facilitate proactively. Without platforms, you will lack long-term, reality-based re-sizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting management but our power to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. Think cyber-extensible. Think B2C. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We often scale B2B2C ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think intra-out-of-the-box.