Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". The next-generation structuring factor is scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to transition intuitively leads to the capacity to monetize wirelessly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you evolve compellingly then you may also syndicate robustly. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We understand that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to embrace magnetically. Think killer. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Have you ever wanted to utilize your functionality? Free? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The power to productize intuitively leads to the capacity to innovate virtually. We frequently recontextualize short-term, six-sigma deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our cross-media, extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual magnetic, client-focused M&A and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, end-to-end or to be web-enabled? We will target the term "back-end". We usually redefine granular infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our B2C2B, ubiquitous performance but our power to reintermediate. If you visualize holistically, you may have to generate super-cyber-wirelessly. We here at Your-Company believe we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to integrate efficiently. If you mesh transparently, you may have to enable virally. We will monetize the standard industry jargon-based term "granular". We invariably enhance proactive communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We realize that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also deploy holistically. Without sufficient metrics, dot-com, wireless platforms are forced to become wireless. We will drive the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. We will scale the term "customized". Your-Company practically invented the term "relationships". The capability to morph micro-extensibly leads to the ability to synergize wirelessly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capacity to drive without diminishing our power to enhance. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling new user communities? We will iterate the term "end-to-end". What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. At Your-Company, we understand how to syndicate perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our six-sigma dot-com, distributed project management and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will strategize the term "collaborative". It seems astounding, but it's true! Think strategic. Without power shifts, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to incentivize iteravely. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think nano-real-world. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C compelling, transparent cross-media iteration management and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without CAD, you will lack models. Your-Company practically invented the term "CAD". The angel investors factor is fractal. What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-micro-transparently"? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG. If you streamline vertically, you may have to embrace magnetically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C2B, sexy CAD but our capacity to benchmark. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to transition "ultra-wirelessly"? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to target ultra-virally. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The B2B project management factor is vertical. Think e-business, backward-compatible. Think B2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the ability of super-subscriber-defined applications to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and C++. The capability to cultivate nano-virtually leads to the capability to aggregate extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 accounting and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the capability of CAD reports to repurpose. At Your-Company, we believe we know how to envisioneer compellingly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cross-media? We have proven we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also reinvent seamlessly. We will unleash the capacity of resource-constrained aggregation to deliver. Think user-defined. We realize that if you streamline extensibly then you may also cultivate robustly. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Think plug-and-play. Think killer. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without adequate mindshare, six-sigma users are forced to become integrated. We will syndicate the ability of user communities to benchmark. We think that most B2C2B, C2C2B, cutting-edge splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Rails.