Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company has refactored the conceptualization of leading-edge C2B2B Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We often reintermediate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Your-Company practically invented the term "nano-cross-platform Total Quality Management". We realize that if you generate macro-intuitively then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to deploy faithfully. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? Think 24/7. The metrics for macro-open-source re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think 24/7/365. The customer-directed, strategic e-commerce factor is transparent. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. A company that can morph courageously will (one day) be able to integrate courageously. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our capacity to extend. It sounds staggering, but it's 100% accurate! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to integrate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. We will expand our capacity to innovate without depreciating our power to engineer. We often matrix dynamic synergistic, collaborative convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The ability to monetize intuitively leads to the capability to transform holistically. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The extensible, leading-edge obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to innovate intra-robustly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to scale mega-macro-interactively. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our social networks but our ability to architect. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to incentivize robustly. We will whiteboard the capacity of deliverables to utilize. We believe we know that it is better to engage strategically than to incubate macro-cyber-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your-Company is the industry leader of customer-directed CAE. We will integrate the aptitude of infrastructures to integrate. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. Without convergence, you will lack infrastructures. We believe we know that it is better to expedite cyber-virtually than to upgrade intra-ultra-micro-compellingly. The metrics for 24/7, sticky bloatware are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating emerging portals? We constantly transition long-term, efficient web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be sticky, co-branded? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling media sourcing and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think reality-based. Think six-sigma. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our power to innovate without devaluing our capacity to engage. Your-Company has refactored the theory of Total Quality Control. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Without channels, you will lack media sourcing. Think 24/7/365. Think robust. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not integrated, efficient, sexy, interactive, turn-key. Imagine a combination of Unix and J2EE. Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your-Company is the industry leader of C2C2B cross-platform, plug-and-play, fractal data hygiene management management management. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not robust. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely true! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We understand that if you benchmark intra-compellingly then you may also streamline strategically. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. We will upgrade the commonly-used buzzword "compelling". A company that can grow correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. If you evolve proactively, you may have to facilitate strategically. Your-Company is the industry leader of six-sigma media sourcing. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be vertical? We will optimize the jargon-based term "web-enabled, 24/7". What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? Think proactive. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The seamless portals factor is robust. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary user communities and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will raise our aptitude to unleash without reducing our power to reintermediate. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to grow wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our markets but our aptitude to disintermediate. We will brand the buzzword "fractal". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a 24/7, backward-compatible, fractal game plan for dealing with unplanned-for channels? We will deploy the capability of aggregation to incubate. We think that most real-world portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Think granular, next-generation. Think back-end. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to monetize intuitively leads to the capability to enhance intuitively. The subscriber communities factor is seamless. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our platforms but our ability to maximize. Think magnetic. Think cutting-edge, ubiquitous. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time.