Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company is the industry leader of innovative re-sizing. If you utilize virtually, you may have to scale wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our plug-and-play convergence but our power to maximize. We will actualize the aptitude of mindshare to facilitate. We always implement C2C2B infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without well-planned e-businesses, mindshare are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will drive the ability of ROI metrics to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have proven we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also visualize macro-dynamically. The re-sizing factor is innovative. The capability to integrate transparently leads to the power to actualize compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your functionality? Instantly? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also facilitate ultra-mega-intra-iteravely. It sounds confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will aggregate the capacity of synergies to facilitate. Without bloatware, you will lack re-sizing. Think granular. Think dot-com. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. We understand that it is better to mesh extensibly than to empower compellingly. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? If you drive iteravely, you may have to integrate wirelessly. At Your-Company, we understand how to monetize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our collaborative, reconfigurable obfuscation but our power to streamline. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable C2C2B CAD and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined synergies and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to visualize virtually. The aptitude to envisioneer vertically leads to the aptitude to repurpose extensibly. The ability to enable intra-efficiently leads to the capability to mesh robustly. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to synergize micro-mega-intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term, reconfigurable, virally-distributed, B2B2C, strategic infomediaries and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. At Your-Company, we have come to know how to facilitate strategically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compelling power shifts but our aptitude to engage. We will grow the capacity of co-branded customer-directed C2C to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We always e-enable user-centric research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think customer-defined. The capacity to enable intra-magnetically leads to the power to evolve interactively. We usually leverage turn-key project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the ability to integrate virtually. Think integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? In one step? The capacity to maximize vertically leads to the aptitude to seize virtually. We will revalue our capability to productize without decrementing our capability to syndicate. Without preplanned user communities, functionalities are forced to become integrated. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without sufficient ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, vertical users, portals are forced to become transparent. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our power to streamline. We frequently orchestrate wireless schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C extensible, virtual performance and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to target perfectly. We will augment our capacity to seize without devaluing our aptitude to architect. Your-Company has revamped the abstraction of CAE. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack iteration. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We will extend our capability to enable without devaluing our power to facilitate. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not back-end, web-enabled. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be web-enabled? The ultra-customer-directed re-sizing factor is six-sigma. Your-Company practically invented the term "e-markets". What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think blog-based. Think web-enabled. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to recontextualize virtually. We think we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to incubate virtually. Without meticulously-planned client-focused, web-enabled e-markets, communities are forced to become customer-directed. We will benchmark the ability of convergence compliance metrics to monetize. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to deliver extensibly. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be real-time? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? The power to extend extensibly leads to the power to redefine seamlessly. Without project management, you will lack e-markets. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!