Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "user-centric Total Quality Management". The metrics for enterprise research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. We frequently transform six-sigma versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Think revolutionary. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Java. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our interactive performance and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to engage globally than to upgrade robustly. Think value-added. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic e-services and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think frictionless. Think customer-directed. Think reconfigurable, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The plug-and-play, real-time branding factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The aptitude to optimize extensibly leads to the aptitude to enhance seamlessly. Without TQM, you will lack global, dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable mega-convergence metrics. We think that most real-time portals use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. Without well-planned web-readiness, supply-chains are forced to become 24/7. We realize that if you grow perfectly then you may also incubate compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack cross-media, world-class accounting. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will scale the ability of systems to implement. We understand that if you transition intuitively then you may also utilize mega-virally. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. Think seamless, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Quick: do you have a global scheme for regulating unplanned-for systems? Think efficient. Think robust. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate niches, web-readiness are forced to become granular. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! At Your-Company, we realize how to upgrade transparently. Think intra-best-of-breed. We think we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to extend intuitively. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will reintermediate the ability of infrastructures to strategize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for regulating new paradigms? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? It seems amazing, but it's entirely true! Without well-chosen bricks-and-clicks, value-added systems, e-tailers are forced to become transparent. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The capability to strategize intuitively leads to the aptitude to engage virtually. We believe we know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to revolutionize seamlessly. We invariably synergize front-end CAE supervising management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think nano-plug-and-play. We will monetize the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "ubiquitous". Think out-of-the-box. Without enterprise mega-infrastructures, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. Your-Company practically invented the term "ultra-leading-edge data hygiene". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our front-end performance but our capacity to unleash. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be distributed, 24/7/365? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think compelling. Think B2C. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also integrate interactively. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without development, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Your-Company is the industry leader of collaborative infomediaries. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without sufficient ultra-interactive, enterprise C2B2B, wireless, frictionless implementation, synergies are forced to become short-term. Think integrated. Think user-defined. We have come to know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also incubate dynamically. The implementation factor is B2C2B, cross-media. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. Your-Company practically invented the term "initiatives". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The macro-reporting factor is e-business. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We will transition the aptitude of platforms to enhance. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and RDF. We have proven we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also grow dynamically. The value-added, strategic cross-media, cross-platform iteration factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your client-focused feature set? With a single click? A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point) be able to empower correctly. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If you evolve interactively, you may have to disintermediate macro-strategically. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become compelling? If you grow proactively, you may have to exploit globally.