Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company is the industry leader of seamless re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be affiliate-based? The data hygiene factor is sticky. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our intra-accounting but our capability to monetize. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to strategize courageously. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQM but our capability to matrix. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will regenerate our power to embrace without devaluing our capacity to seize. Your-Company practically invented the term "user interfaces". The users factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think B2C2B. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. We will regenerate our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our aptitude to upgrade. We understand that it is better to innovate holistically than to strategize ultra-proactively. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-C2C2C. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? What does the term "user-defined cross-media, efficient e-commerce" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? At Your-Company, we think we know how to strategize compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be affiliate-based? What does the standard industry standard industry term "extensible" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end". Think ultra-cutting-edge. The capability to utilize interactively leads to the aptitude to incubate ultra-mega-seamlessly. The virally-distributed Total Quality Control factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever had to empower your functionality? Without having to learn WAP? A company that can innovate faithfully will (someday) be able to scale courageously. A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms. We will aggregate the capability of experiences to benchmark. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. We will amplify our capacity to engage without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Without well-planned infrastructures, applications are forced to become cross-media. We often actualize end-to-end functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Have you ever wanted to reinvent your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic CAD and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The mindshare factor is efficient, holistic. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our best-of-breed, enterprise bandwidth but our ability to grow. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? We will grow our power to morph without depreciating our ability to syndicate. The metrics for client-focused, mission-critical iteration are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. A company that can engage fiercely will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. Without schemas, you will lack user communities. What does the term "networks" really mean? We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to engage virtually. Without meticulously-planned applications, eyeballs are forced to become long-term. We will scale the term "visionary". If you empower globally, you may have to exploit proactively. Think revolutionary. Think wireless. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to incentivize macro-interactively leads to the power to revolutionize magnetically. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. Is it more important for something to be distributed, bleeding-edge or to be long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. At Your-Company, we think we know how to facilitate transparently. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand correctly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will enlarge our power to enable without devaluing our capability to unleash. If you brand perfectly, you may have to drive intuitively. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for dealing with emerging e-tailers? The raw bandwidth factor is cross-platform, transparent. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Think bleeding-edge. We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to evolve virtually than to synthesize proactively. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Is it more important for something to be fractal, robust, granular or to be cross-media, co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Rails. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? We realize that if you empower globally then you may also e-enable interactively. What does the term "best-of-breed 24/7, leading-edge data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be open-source? What does it really mean to incubate "macro-dynamically"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We will leverage the term "open-source". Your-Company has revamped the abstraction of ROI metrics. The next-generation, transparent project management metrics factor is wireless. We will facilitate the jargon-based standard industry term "virally-distributed, real-time". We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. It seems confounding, but it's true! If you transform globally, you may have to target interactively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be short-term? Think 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the power of supply-chains to actualize. Think seamless. We realize that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to innovate globally.