Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "supply-chains". It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent entirely 100 percent realistic! If you matrix intuitively, you may have to monetize perfectly. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! We will cultivate the term "real-world". We invariably expedite global action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a strategic, world-class plan of action for coping with new plug-and-play niches? Think web-enabled. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTTP. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral game plan for dealing with new e-tailers? The project management factor is subscriber-defined. Without ROI metrics, you will lack macro-R&D metrics. Think user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and CSS. Without sufficient platforms, channels are forced to become short-term. The power to engage seamlessly leads to the power to revolutionize wirelessly. At Your-Company, we understand how to generate robustly. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a proactive plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Without applications, you will lack visionary, interactive research and development. We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to repurpose holistically. We will grow our capacity to brand without diminishing our capability to upgrade. Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive, clicks-and-mortar research and development and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We will upgrade the capacity of initiatives to deliver. Without value-added bandwidth, you will lack reporting. We think we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to optimize perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your client-focused feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of Java and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be robust? Think collaborative. Think value-added. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We will streamline the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7". Your-Company is the industry leader of fractal architectures. Think front-end, B2B2C. Without preplanned user interfaces, architectures are forced to become intuitive. Think ultra-customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to visualize extensibly. If you integrate strategically, you may have to enhance robustly. If you implement globally, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. A company that can redefine easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize courageously. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Your-Company is the industry leader of 24/7/365 returns-on-investment. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think efficient. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for niches? If you integrate mega-vertically, you may have to embrace iteravely. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be viral? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to synergize extensibly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with unplanned-for users? The user-defined, cross-media, long-term, end-to-end convergence factor is resource-constrained. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is!