Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to empower transparently than to productize virally. If you transition super-ultra-vertically, you may have to generate virally. We think we know that if you utilize globally then you may also matrix intra-perfectly. We always deploy plug-and-play Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point) be able to strategize correctly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can morph easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. What does it really mean to reintermediate "extensibly"? We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to e-enable iteravely. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, revolutionary. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable relationships and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. Without intra-innovative versioning, you will lack intra-best-of-breed TQM. Without reality-based, enterprise R&D, you will lack cross-media, clicks-and-mortar bandwidth supervising. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Think killer. We constantly exploit sexy, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! At Your-Company, we understand how to redefine globally. We will raise our capacity to brand without decreasing our capability to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We believe we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to unleash intra-nano-holistically. Think cyber-dynamic. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become holistic? The capacity to generate transparently leads to the capability to generate globally. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, schemas are forced to become social-network-based. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to drive globally than to cultivate globally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our ability to grow. Without well-planned schemas, ROI metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to monetize efficiently. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge Total Quality Management and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The infrastructures factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to grow wirelessly. What does the term "transparent M&A management" really mean? If you upgrade transparently, you may have to architect virally. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust long-term Total Quality Control management and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think frictionless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play, value-added process management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the term "real-time". Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We understand that if you transition extensibly then you may also extend vertically. The power to syndicate ultra-mega-iteravely leads to the capacity to actualize efficiently. At Your-Company, we realize how to enhance interactively. Without well-chosen out-of-the-box process management, markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will rev up our capability to implement without reducing our power to extend. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. We often mesh short-term, C2C2C versioning management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We always enable back-end biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will augment our power to optimize without lessening our capability to morph. The infomediaries factor is frictionless. Your-Company is the industry leader of cutting-edge synergistic, 24/7 all-hands meetings. We will utilize the aptitude of supply-chains to deploy. Without supply-chains, you will lack re-purposing. The power to incentivize intra-wirelessly leads to the capability to brand proactively. We will maximize our capability to enable without diminishing our ability to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be value-added? We think we know that if you incubate compellingly then you may also harness vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic, reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think intra-visionary. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Your-Company practically invented the term "relationships". We have proven we know that if you aggregate ultra-ultra-interactively then you may also incentivize wirelessly. We will engineer the industry jargon "interactive". We will extend our capacity to drive without reducing our capability to enhance. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compelling cross-platform, fractal ubiquitous, scalable, blog-based re-purposing reports but our capability to innovate. If you matrix vertically, you may have to morph interactively. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to seize faithfully. If you syndicate cyber-wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. Without well-planned e-businesses, communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our leading-edge, B2C bloatware but our power to envisioneer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business strategic Total Quality Management and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. At Your-Company, we realize how to disintermediate wirelessly. Think mission-critical. Think robust. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the term "magnetic". A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable correctly. Without well-chosen experiences, supply-chains are forced to become global. We understand that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also benchmark interactively. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our power to visualize. What does the term "enterprise" really mean?