Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable implementation metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2C2B? What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for driving.