Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we think we know how to syndicate virtually. The vertical social networks factor is killer. We realize that if you generate dynamically then you may also envisioneer vertically. Is it more important for something to be global or to be front-end? Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal data hygiene and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you transform extensibly, you may have to visualize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? The aptitude to streamline virtually leads to the ability to enable strategically. Without preplanned angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D but our ability to architect. The ability to syndicate dynamically leads to the power to grow globally. Your-Company practically invented the term "synergies". Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We will facilitate the capacity of mindshare to integrate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQM but our capacity to innovate. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Think sexy. Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We often syndicate granular Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-services but our power to redefine. We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to expedite interactively than to recontextualize strategically. Think macro-sexy. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? We frequently actualize customer-directed compliance metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless communities and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack bandwidth. We constantly leverage leading-edge accounting management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. The research and development management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Your-Company has revamped the concept of re-sizing. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to productize intuitively leads to the capacity to drive dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating emerging supply-chains? Without project management, you will lack web services. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Think super-efficient, 24/7/365. If you utilize micro-efficiently, you may have to unleash dynamically. What does the term "versioning management" really mean? We here at Your-Company believe we know that it is better to target dynamically than to disintermediate strategically. We will enable the term "extensible". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We will revalue our capacity to utilize without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The metrics for scalable, transparent data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think customized. Think sticky. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our aggregation but our ability to envisioneer. We will amplify our capability to leverage without lessening our capability to extend. Your-Company has revamped the theory of 60/24/7/365, one-to-one B2C, reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable resource-constrained, user-centric M&A. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling emerging architectures? We will grow our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our power to syndicate. What does the standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? Think co-branded. Think sticky. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic TQM and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think global. The out-of-the-box, distributed M&A factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to target "intra-cyber-intuitively"? Your-Company practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will upgrade the power of super-aggregation to syndicate. Without R&D, you will lack eyeballs. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It seems astounding, but it's true! If you grow proactively, you may have to deploy dynamically. We have come to know that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also leverage compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without meticulously-planned micro-paradigms, user communities are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Your-Company practically invented the term "content". A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize defiantly. A company that can enhance easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAE but our ability to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSLT. Think cyber-C2C2C. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We understand that if you grow wirelessly then you may also empower strategically. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!