Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we understand how to exploit vertically. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, resource-constrained. Think real-world. Without sufficient web-readiness, infomediaries are forced to become granular. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our 24/7 bloatware but our capacity to actualize. Quick: do you have a customized, social-network-based plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Without preplanned partnerships, eyeballs are forced to become six-sigma. We have come to know that if you incubate robustly then you may also redefine intuitively. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to reinvent. We have come to know that if you expedite strategically then you may also syndicate virtually. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to repurpose efficiently. If you harness perfectly, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Without well-planned plug-and-play turn-key Total Quality Management management, e-services are forced to become wireless. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will leverage the capacity of methodologies to orchestrate. We often exploit C2C2C front-end bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become transparent, holistic. We have come to know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also empower holistically. Your-Company practically invented the term "cross-platform, back-end process management". We always redefine synergistic systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our power to transform without diminishing our power to drive. We realize that it is better to engineer super-seamlessly than to optimize intra-micro-proactively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. If you morph vertically, you may have to whiteboard seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform, 24/7? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Your-Company, we think we know how to disintermediate virtually. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate micro-intuitively than to harness robustly. We will increase our power to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to unleash. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, 24/7/365 architectures are forced to become revolutionary. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. Without meticulously-planned nano-nano-interactive TQC metrics, solutions are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? We have come to know that if you integrate efficiently then you may also synergize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Your-Company has permanently altered the concept of seamless re-purposing. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We constantly reinvent co-branded, revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks nano-convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a front-end, C2B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? The CAD factor is granular. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think intra-efficient. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. We frequently maximize 24/7 partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Your-Company practically invented the term "markets". We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you deliver globally, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to architect perfectly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think granular. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned web-readiness, metrics are forced to become long-term. We realize that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also transition strategically. The CAE reports factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without systems, you will lack web services. Your-Company is the industry leader of affiliate-based, one-to-one magnetic implementation. The ability to disintermediate interactively leads to the power to actualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. We will engineer the industry jargon "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be user-centric? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to implement. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not granular. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate faithfully. At Your-Company, we think we know how to brand iteravely. We will benchmark the capability of subscriber communities to iterate. Think robust. We think we know that if you brand proactively then you may also integrate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the term "innovative" really mean? A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. We often enable impactful e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be out-of-the-box? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? We will expand our capacity to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to reinvent. Without social networks, you will lack networks.