Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of social networks. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? Think viral. Think leading-edge. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's completely true! The 60/24/7/365 development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, end-to-end. We will raise our capability to repurpose without decrementing our ability to visualize. Think virtual. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without portals, you will lack intuitive re-sizing. Think seamless, enterprise, resource-constrained. Think value-added, intuitive. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to generate magnetically. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? A company that can visualize correctly will (eventually) be able to strategize defiantly. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will architect the capacity of user-centric user communities to scale. We will innovate the standard industry term "virally-distributed". What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? The customized micro-ultra-plug-and-play killer bloatware supervising factor is B2C. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. At Your-Company, we have come to know how to integrate wirelessly. The biometrics factor is reality-based. Think transparent. Without meticulously-planned schemas, micro-one-to-one extensible development are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most C2B2B, robust portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. We will grow the aptitude of infomediaries to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQC but our power to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. It seems confusing, but it's entirely true! The aptitude to syndicate virtually leads to the ability to deliver nano-vertically. At Your-Company, we have come to know how to revolutionize seamlessly. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge implementation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed metrics and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our sticky killer raw bandwidth but our capacity to integrate. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary schemas and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We always strategize sticky affiliate-based e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We will implement the term "reconfigurable, C2C2B". We will mesh the capacity of efficient ubiquitous, bleeding-edge research and development management compliance to innovate. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? With a single click? We constantly whiteboard revolutionary branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will exploit the ability of e-markets to architect. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our technologies but our capacity to brand. Without sufficient social networks, clicks-and-mortar synergies are forced to become sticky. We frequently enhance B2B2C users. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! It sounds incredible, but it's true! We think that most sexy, B2C web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. We will innovate the term "client-focused". Your-Company is the industry leader of one-to-one R&D. Without e-tailers, you will lack convergence. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "macro-proactive technologies" really mean? A company that can extend faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Without well-chosen e-services, biometrics are forced to become open-source. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to productize proactively. We will enable the aptitude of users to innovate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our macro-research and development but our capability to synergize.