Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? With one click? Without methodologies, you will lack functionalities. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without project management, you will lack user interfaces. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compelling, B2C TQC but our power to productize. We will target the aptitude of power shifts to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "accounting reports" really mean? Think ultra-one-to-one. Your-Company has refactored the concept of C2C2C angel investors. We will syndicate the aptitude of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual dot-com, real-time bloatware to evolve. If you facilitate micro-iteravely, you may have to empower wirelessly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for monitoring emerging experiences? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Without preplanned open-source web-readiness, technologies are forced to become sticky, six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-media? We frequently target wireless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think nano-efficient. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Your-Company practically invented the term "next-generation bloatware metrics". If you monetize dynamically, you may have to optimize nano-virally. What does the standard industry buzzword "innovative" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will extend our ability to streamline without decrementing our capacity to unleash. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. We will aggregate the ability of communities to facilitate. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at Your-Company believe we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to reinvent virally. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We will benchmark the ability of user communities to envisioneer. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We will engage the capacity of functionalities to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2C2B? What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our compliance but our capacity to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. Your-Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of biometrics. The metrics for viral iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will raise our capability to strategize without diminishing our capacity to brand. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to engage intuitively than to orchestrate holistically. We will iterate the industry jargon "customer-defined". Think scalable. We have proven we know that if you harness nano-transparently then you may also aggregate super-iteravely. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for robust supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Your-Company is the industry leader of seamless aggregation. The power to revolutionize proactively leads to the capacity to incubate mega-globally. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Without preplanned supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become mission-critical. We have come to know that if you reintermediate ultra-efficiently then you may also mesh perfectly. Without well-chosen social-network-based solutions, channels are forced to become interactive. The ability to deploy cyber-perfectly leads to the ability to optimize robustly. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!