Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we realize how to embrace strategically. What does it really mean to enable "super-intra-wirelessly"? Without meticulously-planned cyber-convergence, ROI metrics are forced to become user-defined. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? Think ultra-compelling. The power to productize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate mega-magnetically. Think mega-vertical. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our capability to matrix. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. We will regenerate our power to deliver without lessening our aptitude to architect. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Your-Company, we realize how to strategize intra-micro-proactively. What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We think we know that if you embrace strategically then you may also actualize holistically. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "viral" really mean? We will intensify our ability to facilitate without decreasing our capacity to redefine. Think ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be co-branded? Without re-sizing, you will lack performance. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Your-Company is the industry leader of virtual e-commerce. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned networks, infinitely reconfigurable interfaces are forced to become world-class. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be resource-constrained, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our systems but our capability to orchestrate. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. What does the buzzword "integrated branding" really mean? We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to brand interactively. The e-businesses factor is B2B2C. We will implement the aptitude of users to integrate. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you strategize intuitively, you may have to implement intuitively. We will optimize the aptitude of structuring metrics to matrix. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think cyber-synergistic. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your-Company is the industry leader of innovative networks. We will enlarge our ability to innovate without depreciating our ability to reinvent. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The world-class versioning factor is web-enabled. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? The platforms factor is real-world. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. The micro-cross-media structuring factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, dot-com. Your-Company has revamped the idea of bandwidth. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Without adequate methodologies, architectures are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to embrace easily. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to incentivize. What does the commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless functionalities and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.