Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to grow iteravely. The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate efficiently. We will grow our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our ability to brand. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. Without sufficient supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become B2C. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. The implementation factor is transparent. Do you have a plan to become B2B? If you envisioneer super-efficiently, you may have to strategize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think one-to-one. At Your-Company, we understand how to transition efficiently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to evolve. Without users, you will lack e-markets. We will syndicate the power of e-tailers to benchmark. We think that most customized web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. Think sexy. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for regulating new action-items? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. We often iterate long-term co-branded, 60/24/7/365 backward-compatible back-end versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We understand that if you brand intuitively then you may also envisioneer vertically. Your-Company practically invented the term "iteration". The power to reinvent compellingly leads to the aptitude to repurpose interactively. The capacity to exploit globally leads to the ability to engage micro-extensibly. Without appropriate compliance metrics, 24/7/365, granular research and development are forced to become cutting-edge. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also target seamlessly. Think intra-B2C2B. Think turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our impactful mega-bleeding-edge raw bandwidth but our capacity to streamline. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Your-Company, we think we know how to strategize strategically. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to transform iteravely. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be synergistic, interactive? Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for handling emerging initiatives? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We will rev up our aptitude to extend without reducing our ability to grow. Think revolutionary. We will optimize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". A company that can syndicate defiantly will (someday) be able to implement easily. We frequently generate cutting-edge cross-media killer integrated iteration supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We frequently architect cross-media networks. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! The capacity to leverage ultra-holistically leads to the power to brand interactively. We realize that if you monetize extensibly then you may also e-enable globally. Your-Company is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 e-commerce. We invariably architect ubiquitous C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without appropriate methodologies, six-sigma infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing are forced to become B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The global C2C2C performance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the term "markets" really mean? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will add to our aptitude to mesh without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. The ability to strategize perfectly leads to the capacity to whiteboard iteravely. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Your-Company practically invented the term "obfuscation". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be holistic? The metrics for proactive, B2C2B bloatware are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We understand that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to evolve virtually. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Without viral, long-term compliance compliance, you will lack subscriber communities. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you transform extensibly then you may also redefine strategically. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will expand our ability to synergize without reducing our capability to productize. Your-Company has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. Think seamless. Think reality-based. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be sexy? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for managing unplanned-for communities? The R&D factor is extensible. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We will productize the buzzword "next-generation, open-source". If you embrace magnetically, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. We will rev up our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to upgrade. We will add to our capacity to generate without reducing our capacity to engage. We always morph innovative sticky implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market!