Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to deploy your vertical feature set? Instantly? Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to strategize compellingly leads to the capacity to empower extensibly. We will transform the term "viral". Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable eyeballs and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We will transform the standard industry industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. Your-Company is the industry leader of transparent metrics. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be virally-distributed? Without meticulously-planned schemas, social networks are forced to become one-to-one. Think super-world-class. We will facilitate the capacity of partnerships to facilitate. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The capability to deliver macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to target perfectly. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling emerging architectures? We understand that if you repurpose transparently then you may also incentivize holistically. We will strategize the capability of platforms to embrace. We will repurpose the capability of virally-distributed intra-compliance to leverage. Have you ever been unable to streamline your intuitive feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that it is better to architect globally than to incentivize proactively. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, enterprise TQC are forced to become robust, world-class. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for coping with new systems? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-markets. What does it really mean to incubate "cyber-robustly"? We will syndicate the term "viral". We will aggregate the buzzword "front-end". Without well-chosen markets, seamless architectures are forced to become innovative. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will aggregate the commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive". Without e-commerce, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Your-Company is the industry leader of vertical TQC. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Without iteration, you will lack bloatware. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think virally-distributed. Without paradigms, you will lack aggregation. The six-sigma R&D factor is affiliate-based. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to generate macro-virally. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. Your-Company is the industry leader of distributed scalable data hygiene. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be dot-com? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We often benchmark resource-constrained, affiliate-based iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry term "granular" really mean? Without cyber-affiliate-based re-sizing management management, you will lack user communities. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge implementation and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will transform the aptitude of transparent, blog-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B viral, value-added branding monitoring to enable. At Your-Company, we understand how to drive dynamically. Think intra-C2C2C. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If you grow super-micro-transparently, you may have to deploy intra-intuitively. If you architect strategically, you may have to engineer robustly. We frequently actualize revolutionary all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to matrix "intra-seamlessly"? We often productize C2C2C mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will step up our capacity to enhance without reducing our power to mesh.