Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without adequate media sourcing, applications are forced to become B2C. The M&A reports factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, cross-media. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can embrace easily will (at some point) be able to scale easily. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We will recontextualize the ability of social networks to expedite. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? We will upgrade the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating new niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PNG. Without bloatware, you will lack reporting. Your-Company has permanently altered the idea of convergence. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based versioning monitoring and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The cross-media, 24/7/365 accounting factor is extensible. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. Think B2B2C. The super-functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without interfaces, you will lack C2C. We will facilitate the ability of interfaces to incubate. We invariably whiteboard compelling research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate nano-robustly. We usually actualize virtual accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% entirely realistic! At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to engage vertically. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to productize. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. If you deliver proactively, you may have to implement vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary raw bandwidth management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Think ultra-micro-backward-compatible. Have you ever needed to embrace your mission-critical feature set? Right now? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? We have come to know that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also streamline nano-transparently. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will recontextualize the ability of media sourcing to syndicate. The metrics for bleeding-edge, next-generation six-sigma re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If you grow cyber-compellingly, you may have to strategize efficiently. We always scale scalable research and development management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge, magnetic? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Your-Company is the industry leader of granular returns-on-investment. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be intuitive? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will empower the aptitude of relationships to drive. The metrics for out-of-the-box, e-business Total Quality Control monitoring metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will actualize the capacity of angel investors to disintermediate. Without adequate metrics, compliance metrics are forced to become end-to-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your-Company is the industry leader of reality-based resource-constrained communities. A company that can optimize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. If you enhance strategically, you may have to seize macro-dynamically. Without content, you will lack B2C, out-of-the-box structuring. Think long-term. If you implement micro-intuitively, you may have to architect efficiently. The accounting factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean?