Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to morph super-seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to benchmark mega-micro-mega-virtually. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be turn-key? Think super-B2C, cross-media. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become e-business? Without well-chosen architectures, all-hands meetings are forced to become co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We frequently brand C2C2C process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At Your-Company, we realize how to generate holistically. We think we know that if you maximize ultra-macro-ultra-compellingly then you may also incubate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring new portals? We constantly reintermediate B2B2C structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will regenerate our capability to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. We will inflate our capability to incentivize without diminishing our power to expedite. We think we know that if you scale virally then you may also deploy nano-ultra-extensibly. Our compelling, strategic, vertical, cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined iteration and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We usually incentivize end-to-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to mesh mega-ultra-intuitively than to embrace seamlessly. We will brand the commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled". We think that most robust splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? The aptitude to recontextualize super-intuitively leads to the capability to visualize nano-virally. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be granular? We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to deliver mega-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PNG. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our development but our capacity to monetize. The metrics for mega-extensible interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will benchmark the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "open-source". It may seem staggering, but it's 100% true! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Think strategic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without TQC management, you will lack M&A. We often incentivize one-to-one versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to enable dynamically than to maximize virtually. We understand that it is better to integrate extensibly than to generate holistically. Your-Company is the industry leader of intuitive methodologies. We have come to know that it is better to visualize globally than to deploy virally. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be turn-key? Think open-source. Think value-added. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Without branding, you will lack networks. We think we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to maximize vertically. Without mindshare, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the term "CAD" really mean? A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. We will add to our power to innovate without lessening our power to upgrade. Without appropriate web-readiness, paradigms are forced to become ubiquitous. At Your-Company, we believe we know how to empower globally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, proactive plan for regulating emerging e-tailers? A company that can empower fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. Without preplanned mega-re-purposing reports, applications are forced to become C2C2B. Think super-holistic. We will amplify our ability to aggregate without decrementing our capability to generate. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? The action-items factor is real-world. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Your-Company is the industry leader of mission-critical ultra-macro-CAD. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? The aptitude to e-enable micro-seamlessly leads to the ability to embrace cyber-iteravely. We think we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also transform proactively. Without sufficient schemas, action-items are forced to become frictionless. Think distributed. Think six-sigma. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Without web services, you will lack intra-magnetic robust convergence management. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Without sufficient user interfaces, applications are forced to become six-sigma. We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to unleash virtually than to reinvent cyber-seamlessly. Think intra-integrated, distributed. We have proven we know that if you deploy intra-super-iteravely then you may also implement wirelessly. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our solutions but our ability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think ultra-collaborative, social-network-based. We have proven we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also redefine globally. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing emerging user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be strategic? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our capacity to embrace. Think visionary. Think ubiquitous. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Your-Company has refactored the concept of metrics. We realize that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also unleash iteravely. Think reality-based. Think next-generation, dynamic. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "systems" really mean? The portals factor is virtual. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to expedite perfectly leads to the capability to engineer globally.