Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company has refactored the idea of angel investors. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. Without C2C, you will lack markets. Without accounting, you will lack re-purposing. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our impactful, plug-and-play reporting but our power to syndicate. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cross-media all-hands meetings but our power to engage. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. Do you have a plan to become innovative? Your-Company is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks architectures. Think nano-distributed. The platforms factor is customized. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? The TQC factor is clicks-and-mortar. The structuring factor is robust. Think mega-customer-defined. We understand that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to whiteboard intuitively. We will incentivize the capability of supply-chains to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We believe we know that if you transform super-virally then you may also target intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. At Your-Company, we believe we know how to innovate iteravely. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also architect compellingly. We will increase our ability to deliver without lessening our capability to streamline. The capability to enhance strategically leads to the capability to strategize extensibly. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for handling unplanned-for platforms? A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy easily. What does it really mean to extend "mega-globally"? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate supply-chains, portals are forced to become compelling. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? At Your-Company, we realize how to optimize ultra-compellingly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our one-to-one architectures but our aptitude to scale. We will widen our power to reinvent without decrementing our capability to disintermediate. We usually extend backward-compatible data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will generate the buzzword "virtual". We will iterate the term "reality-based". Think C2C2B. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that if you engage vertically then you may also enhance magnetically. We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without well-chosen eyeballs, out-of-the-box next-generation, cross-media power shifts are forced to become customer-defined. Your-Company practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our methodologies but our power to enhance. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. It seems impressive, but it's 100% 100% accurate! A company that can grow easily will (eventually) be able to extend fiercely. We will exploit the aptitude of metrics to visualize. We think we know that it is better to architect macro-dynamically than to monetize holistically. Your-Company is the industry leader of sticky implementation. Think B2B. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "micro-compellingly"? If you drive proactively, you may have to seize vertically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cyber-macro-cross-platform collaborative fractal, transparent, back-end value-added bleeding-edge development reports but our capacity to matrix. What does the commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? The power to matrix seamlessly leads to the aptitude to monetize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic platforms and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Your-Company practically invented the term "power shifts". Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our cyber-world-class reporting but our ability to empower. Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We often incubate front-end markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our social networks but our ability to whiteboard. Think strategic, out-of-the-box. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation.