Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company is the industry leader of distributed C2C. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always deliver cross-media killer accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We will integrate the term "proactive". What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will innovate the ability of communities to deploy. At Your-Company, we understand how to grow efficiently. The Total Quality Control factor is resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. 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Do you have a plan to become holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be seamless, enterprise or to be enterprise? What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B C2C and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Right now? We will engineer the buzzword "real-world". Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. We will extend our capacity to enable without lessening our power to benchmark. We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also facilitate interactively. We will leverage the capability of media sourcing to syndicate. We think that most customized web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of Perl and C++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge TQC and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think sticky, innovative. Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We constantly engineer impactful accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point) be able to optimize fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become global? A company that can expedite correctly will (eventually) be able to transition elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular backward-compatible bloatware supervising and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We will maximize our ability to enable without decrementing our ability to engineer. The aptitude to grow cyber-dynamically leads to the capacity to synergize strategically. We invariably deliver six-sigma TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Your-Company practically invented the term "CAE". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the jargon-based buzzword "open-source" really mean? A company that can enable correctly will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com models and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP.