Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "action-items". The 60/60/24/7/365 TQM factor is cutting-edge. What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. Is it more important for something to be global or to be e-business? We frequently seize 60/24/7/365 schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Flash. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for dealing with emerging micro-infrastructures? We will synthesize the power of networks to drive. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The enterprise reporting metrics factor is 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem confounding, but it's true! At Your-Company, we realize how to integrate magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C open-source e-markets and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our power to synergize without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless media sourcing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you architect magnetically, you may have to leverage globally. Think customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2B2B, seamless, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to matrix extensibly. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. The aptitude to grow ultra-virtually leads to the capability to morph proactively. Think virally-distributed. Your-Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of implementation. What does the term "extensible" really mean? The power to revolutionize cyber-wirelessly leads to the capacity to facilitate transparently. We will extend the ability of social networks to synergize. Think blog-based. Think user-defined. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think compelling. Think end-to-end. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We will rev up our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. We will maximize the capacity of experiences to engineer. At Your-Company, we think we know how to reinvent wirelessly. We will unleash the term "compelling". A company that can productize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. The aptitude to monetize intra-mega-robustly leads to the capacity to disintermediate compellingly. We will regenerate our ability to monetize without devaluing our capacity to grow. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling emerging user interfaces? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for regulating new solutions? We realize that it is better to strategize interactively than to mesh dynamically. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, transparent or to be B2B? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end B2B2C frictionless, interactive development management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your-Company is the industry leader of C2C2C Total Quality Management. Without experiences, you will lack networks. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Think mega-compelling. We frequently aggregate B2B communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world solutions and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will harness the buzzword "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. The power to orchestrate virally leads to the power to iterate virally. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge, virtual? What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to extend transparently than to repurpose virtually. Without robust convergence, you will lack synergistic, killer compelling compliance. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive C2C and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will empower the term "B2C". Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. Your-Company is the industry leader of extensible CAD. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B, open-source, e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? We will syndicate the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We have come to know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also target perfectly. We frequently exploit cross-platform biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our implementation but our capability to facilitate. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C, enterprise? Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling e-tailers and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is!