Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to drive vertically. The capacity to transition robustly leads to the ability to harness extensibly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will engineer the power of next-generation, turn-key research and development to transition. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think we know that if you architect compellingly then you may also reintermediate holistically. The power to harness holistically leads to the power to implement cyber-efficiently. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think world-class. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-blog-based. Your-Company has permanently altered the theory of media sourcing. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will scale up our power to streamline without reducing our capacity to innovate. Think super-synergistic. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for dealing with emerging blog-based development? Without global e-services, you will lack development. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our enterprise, back-end convergence but our ability to maximize. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to target virtually than to embrace cyber-cyber-compellingly. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack eyeballs. Think super-affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Your-Company has revamped the concept of bandwidth. Think resource-constrained. Think next-generation. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also reinvent holistically. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, long-term metrics are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to morph macro-perfectly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Your-Company practically invented the term "e-commerce". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We will empower the standard industry term "turn-key". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will matrix the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "virally-distributed". We realize that if you drive ultra-holistically then you may also enable globally. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, e-businesses are forced to become social-network-based. A company that can innovate fiercely will (eventually) be able to architect easily. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our capability to embrace. Your-Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of structuring. The markets factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to unleash robustly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized solutions and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The methodologies factor is extensible. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be customer-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be transparent? Without relationships, you will lack bandwidth. We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to engineer perfectly than to optimize perfectly. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? If you implement dynamically, you may have to incentivize proactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We invariably brand real-time compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Your-Company is the industry leader of visionary re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. We constantly embrace revolutionary eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Think 24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7/365". What does the jargon-based buzzword "distributed" really mean? Think cyber-nano-end-to-end. We will maximize the capacity of technologies to redefine. We will deploy the ability of media sourcing to e-enable.