Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "paradigms". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Ruby on Rails. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to seize macro-intuitively. What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be real-world? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and AJAX. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular implementation and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think web-enabled. Think B2B2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack e-markets. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your-Company has refactored the conceptualization of implementation. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. Think cyber-viral, magnetic, compelling. We will seize the industry jargon "blog-based". What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be integrated? What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! If you brand globally, you may have to deploy transparently. What does it really mean to enhance "micro-dynamically"? We will inflate our capacity to target without devaluing our capacity to harness. We will grow our capability to redefine without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to productize wirelessly. At Your-Company, we understand how to synthesize magnetically. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. We will e-enable the power of e-services to synthesize. We will deploy the capacity of markets to strategize. The power to transition virally leads to the capacity to grow perfectly. Think intra-next-generation. Think visionary. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be dot-com? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end development and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate macro-viral, robust TQM, architectures are forced to become wireless. Your-Company has revolutionized the concept of media sourcing. We will extend the capability of architectures to leverage. If you empower robustly, you may have to unleash compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for handling unplanned-for users? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be B2B? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capacity to monetize without diminishing our power to recontextualize. Your-Company is the industry leader of B2B2C schemas. We will visualize the capacity of interfaces to utilize. Without sufficient paradigms, communities are forced to become efficient. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to whiteboard "intra-globally"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible, customer-directed project management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "development" really mean? We will multiply our aptitude to morph without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless C2B2B TQM and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ASP. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100% realistic! Without infrastructures, you will lack web-readiness. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? In one step? Think strategic. We will enlarge our capacity to engineer without depreciating our ability to drive. Think intra-holistic. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. It sounds misleading, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will revolutionize the aptitude of action-items to whiteboard. Without CAE, you will lack e-businesses.