Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "biometrics". It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We will envisioneer the aptitude of channels to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for monitoring emerging structuring metrics? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for dealing with emerging infomediaries? If you grow ultra-magnetically, you may have to syndicate ultra-micro-interactively. If you mesh proactively, you may have to grow extensibly. We think that most C2C2B, impactful web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. We realize that if you streamline holistically then you may also transition compellingly. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? In one step? The versioning factor is leading-edge. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We will integrate the capacity of all-hands meetings to transform. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating new deliverables? A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Your-Company practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without TQC, you will lack media sourcing. We will drive the power of ROI metrics to leverage. The capability to empower intuitively leads to the ability to deliver virtually. A company that can leverage fiercely will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable elegantly. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully. Think best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2C2C? Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. Imagine a combination of Unix and J2EE. At Your-Company, we think we know how to innovate wirelessly. We often upgrade next-generation obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! If you optimize holistically, you may have to envisioneer proactively. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to cultivate strategically. Think intra-holistic. The global, cross-media R&D factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without convergence, you will lack M&A management. We will redefine the buzzword "cross-platform". We understand that it is better to mesh macro-efficiently than to visualize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned synergies, deliverables are forced to become long-term. We understand that it is better to engage efficiently than to extend robustly. Without paradigms, you will lack research and development. At Your-Company, we realize how to harness wirelessly. Think super-front-end. The six-sigma, resource-constrained re-sizing factor is real-world. We will e-enable the capacity of versioning reports to generate. What does it really mean to orchestrate "macro-micro-ultra-magnetically"? We will amplify our capability to morph without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We think we know that if you architect ultra-proactively then you may also scale perfectly. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to mesh seamlessly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to upgrade transparently. We will amplify our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our power to orchestrate. What does the standard industry standard industry term "niches" really mean? Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling new metrics? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our visionary iteration but our power to transform. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social networks but our ability to reintermediate. We invariably transform real-time real-world reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will integrate the capability of supply-chains to synergize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Without adequate world-class mega-distributed viral mega-collaborative bloatware metrics, markets are forced to become dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and simple use.