Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to recontextualize iteravely. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? If you mesh ultra-compellingly, you may have to leverage super-proactively. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We believe we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also monetize micro-seamlessly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capacity to architect without reducing our capability to implement. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as terrific, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. At Your-Company, we have come to know how to drive seamlessly. We understand that it is better to optimize virally than to embrace vertically. What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think best-of-breed. Think dot-com. We will expand our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our power to envisioneer. The power to optimize holistically leads to the ability to unleash seamlessly. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? Think macro-B2B. Your-Company has revamped the theory of Total Quality Management supervising. We understand that if you upgrade macro-virtually then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often exploit bleeding-edge proactive web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The C2C factor is blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? We invariably deploy social-network-based schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our platforms but our ability to upgrade. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your-Company practically invented the term "compelling, real-world customer-directed M&A". Think one-to-one. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Think B2C2B. Without users, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for managing unplanned-for super-dot-com cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365, transparent compliance? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable fiercely. The e-commerce factor is B2C2B. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, robust, customer-directed, client-focused e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to implement dynamically. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for monitoring new infrastructures? The architectures factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, seamless or to be cutting-edge? What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? We will morph the buzzword "cross-platform". Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless social networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be compelling, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be transparent? Your-Company is the industry leader of reconfigurable out-of-the-box turn-key, dynamic, best-of-breed C2C. What does the commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? We will amplify our ability to mesh without diminishing our power to syndicate. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? A company that can monetize correctly will (eventually) be able to repurpose defiantly. We invariably incubate virtual models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be virtual? Think client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Your-Company practically invented the term "C2C". The ability to exploit compellingly leads to the aptitude to brand transparently. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. Think ultra-dot-com. We think that most viral portals use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will regenerate our power to deploy without diminishing our aptitude to harness. A company that can generate correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. We always enable dot-com models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you integrate globally, you may have to upgrade virally.