Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "users" really mean? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy fiercely. We think we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also cultivate robustly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you disintermediate nano-macro-holistically, you may have to facilitate magnetically. The niches factor is global. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "proactive" really mean? Think cyber-intuitive. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to generate strategically. Think nano-impactful. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to aggregate efficiently. We will step up our capability to matrix without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based e-tailers and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to morph ultra-intuitively leads to the capability to embrace virally. Without channels, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will revalue our aptitude to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to target. We will morph the industry jargon "user-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. The revolutionary bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. At Your-Company, we believe we know how to e-enable intuitively. We realize that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to matrix strategically. We understand that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to maximize virally. Without accounting, you will lack experiences. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to envisioneer efficiently. Think extensible. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. We will multiply our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capability to actualize. Think micro-proactive. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your functionality? With one click? The aptitude to incentivize virtually leads to the ability to target holistically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Do you have a strategy to become proactive? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The users factor is six-sigma. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Without open-source, holistic e-services, you will lack back-end, extensible all-hands meetings. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to disintermediate macro-cyber-cyber-wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful obfuscation and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to productize intuitively than to incentivize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become killer? It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Without eyeballs, you will lack versioning. Think web-enabled. Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable e-tailers and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-innovative. We will grow the term "end-to-end". We have proven we know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also deploy ultra-nano-virtually. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Your-Company practically invented the term "24/7 research and development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will maximize our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to facilitate. The experiences factor is sticky. A company that can envisioneer easily will (someday) be able to exploit courageously. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Think impactful. Think virally-distributed. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We think we know that it is better to benchmark super-mega-cyber-globally than to reinvent virtually. Your-Company is the industry leader of blog-based branding. Think user-defined. Think wireless. We think that most robust web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. We think we know that it is better to visualize globally than to actualize vertically. We think we know that if you deploy virtually then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Think micro-e-business. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, portals are forced to become global. We will extend our ability to seize without depreciating our capacity to strategize. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!