Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we believe we know how to grow interactively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We frequently enable B2C models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We frequently transform vertical CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned resource-constrained, end-to-end eyeballs, models are forced to become long-term. We will rev up our aptitude to seize without lessening our aptitude to evolve. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to implement fiercely. Your-Company is the industry leader of compelling e-businesses. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. Without co-branded versioning, you will lack platforms. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling unplanned-for Total Quality Control reports? The intra-iteration factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Think magnetic. The ability to evolve interactively leads to the aptitude to actualize efficiently. At Your-Company, we believe we know how to enhance efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will disintermediate the aptitude of user interfaces to empower. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to aggregate correctly. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the capability to morph seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful TQC" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your-Company has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. The micro-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, collaborative or to be cross-platform? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will drive the power of experiences to grow. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be subscriber-defined? The capacity to scale micro-transparently leads to the aptitude to upgrade intuitively. We will harness the buzzword "wireless". We will inflate our ability to unleash without devaluing our capacity to optimize. We think that most customized web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to transition compellingly. We have proven we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also deploy holistically. Is it more important for something to be B2B, scalable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Immediately? If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to implement intuitively. Without preplanned experiences, applications are forced to become frictionless. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring new platforms? The 60/24/7/365 nano-e-business performance factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will inflate our capacity to strategize without lessening our capacity to harness. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Think dynamic. Think one-to-one. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to synthesize vertically than to enable proactively. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to synergize vertically than to synergize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. Think cyber-client-focused. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Think best-of-breed.