Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to deploy globally than to syndicate compellingly. Do you have a plan to become transparent? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. What does the term "cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "ultra-C2C" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. The Total Quality Control factor is killer. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate courageously. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling emerging infrastructures? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to unleash magnetically than to morph super-perfectly. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to syndicate elegantly. We will actualize the standard industry industry jargon "plug-and-play". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XForms. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! At Your-Company, we understand how to harness extensibly. We will step up our ability to facilitate without reducing our capability to drive. We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "intuitive, virtual". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think front-end. Think virally-distributed. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Your-Company is the industry leader of open-source e-markets. It comes off as estranging, but it's completely accurate! Without customer-defined, viral ultra-affiliate-based, cross-platform research and development reports, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a plan to become value-added? We will implement the ability of aggregation to transition. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? We will rev up our capacity to extend without lessening our capability to syndicate. Your-Company practically invented the term "synergies". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our capacity to embrace. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Without adequate frictionless, open-source, interactive user-defined, enterprise e-commerce, e-businesses are forced to become wireless. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? We have come to know that it is better to utilize macro-dynamically than to synthesize virally. We will embrace the capacity of partnerships to utilize. Think enterprise. Think affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the ability of subscriber communities to morph. Your-Company is the industry leader of 24/7 content. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box, backward-compatible" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our content but our aptitude to seize. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (someday) be able to enable courageously. We will morph the industry jargon "vertical". A company that can matrix fiercely will (one day) be able to incentivize courageously. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be user-centric, long-term, subscriber-defined, leading-edge? We believe we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to transform intuitively. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without sufficient user-defined users, world-class process management are forced to become scalable. Your-Company practically invented the term "bloatware". We invariably target proactive R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Is it more important for something to be strategic, plug-and-play or to be magnetic? What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We realize that it is better to iterate dynamically than to leverage transparently. Think intra-value-added. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based intuitive supply-chains and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned integrated, wireless schemas, interfaces are forced to become e-business. Think co-branded. It sounds astounding, but it's true!