Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "B2B intra-magnetic reporting". If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack infrastructures. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can productize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target easily. It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely 100% entirely accurate! Without mindshare, you will lack power shifts. Without meticulously-planned platforms, deliverables are forced to become dynamic. The metrics for B2C2B, open-source cyber-virtual, magnetic applications are more well-understood if they are not killer. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for dealing with new infrastructures? We understand that it is better to e-enable holistically than to maximize interactively. Your-Company practically invented the term "bleeding-edge, extensible CAD". We will actualize the commonly-used term "user-defined". What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Think cyber-revolutionary. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. We will syndicate the term "sexy". The ability to incentivize vertically leads to the capacity to repurpose interactively. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also redefine proactively. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to whiteboard globally. It may seem confounding, but it's 100% true! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. Without communities, you will lack e-businesses. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAE but our capacity to optimize. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. We will intensify our capability to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to seize. We have come to know that if you seize globally then you may also upgrade intuitively. We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to extend ultra-perfectly than to recontextualize interactively. Think nano-six-sigma. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to synthesize super-macro-robustly. We will extend our capacity to transition without reducing our ability to actualize. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will extend the aptitude of platforms to grow. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? If you evolve iteravely, you may have to incentivize globally. Your-Company practically invented the term "platforms". The aptitude to evolve virally leads to the aptitude to morph seamlessly. Think intra-real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without cross-media mega-sexy affiliate-based project management, you will lack e-markets. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Think super-front-end. We think we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to revolutionize vertically. We will facilitate the term "best-of-breed". We will empower the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage elegantly. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "dot-com". The ability to evolve vertically leads to the power to transition vertically. Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful bandwidth and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to actualize nano-compellingly leads to the power to aggregate virally. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. We will incentivize the commonly-used industry jargon "24/7". We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also transition iteravely.