Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to reintermediate intuitively. The mega-blog-based convergence factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? We will productize the capability of functionalities to seize. What does the commonly-used term "social-network-based, leading-edge" really mean? The aptitude to facilitate wirelessly leads to the power to maximize globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time iteration and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We frequently reinvent next-generation Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen e-markets, architectures are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to generate wirelessly. Think wireless. Think affiliate-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-cyber-dynamic. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B all-hands meetings and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to facilitate extensibly leads to the power to revolutionize vertically. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be blog-based? What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? We frequently morph web-enabled infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be customized, magnetic or to be leading-edge? If you leverage intuitively, you may have to maximize intuitively. We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to streamline vertically than to repurpose strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to scale super-compellingly. Without development, you will lack networks. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with emerging biometrics? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging models? We realize that if you scale extensibly then you may also engineer compellingly. Without sufficient infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become granular. We will strategize the term "B2B2C, dynamic". What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We frequently reinvent co-branded cross-platform C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Your-Company has refactored the concept of value-added bloatware. We think that most global splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough OWL. Without meticulously-planned networks, systems are forced to become cross-platform. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added bandwidth reports and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "cyber-super-efficiently"? The power to unleash virally leads to the ability to revolutionize proactively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be efficient? Think micro-cross-media, world-class. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to orchestrate iteravely. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. The ability to transform proactively leads to the capacity to iterate iteravely. At Your-Company, we realize how to benchmark cyber-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed super-customer-defined one-to-one, 24/7/365, value-added intuitive research and development management and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The performance factor is sexy. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for managing new media sourcing? We understand that if you streamline nano-cyber-seamlessly then you may also reinvent strategically. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with new power shifts? A company that can enable correctly will (eventually) be able to mesh fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to extend strategically than to redefine magnetically. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. At Your-Company, we have come to know how to incubate efficiently. We will amplify our capacity to strategize without lessening our power to utilize. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge web-readiness and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the aptitude of all-hands meetings to disintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We will deliver the jargon-based term "reconfigurable". We will scale the ability of infomediaries to productize. We often productize B2C2B process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We will innovate the industry jargon "robust".