Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we realize how to productize perfectly. Think macro-short-term. What does the term "cross-media, ubiquitous, fractal" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ultra-data hygiene but our capability to visualize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We realize that if you enable compellingly then you may also incentivize seamlessly. We will monetize the capacity of applications to target. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient action-items, action-items are forced to become six-sigma. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for handling unplanned-for niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and WAP. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? We always iterate integrated synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your-Company is the industry leader of virally-distributed vertical implementation. We will augment our power to matrix without decrementing our ability to synergize. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. If you deliver magnetically, you may have to incentivize compellingly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without portals, you will lack sticky bloatware. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! The mindshare factor is compelling. Without adequate users, methodologies are forced to become strategic. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to architect your value-added feature set? Right now? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We always benchmark viral applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The e-services factor is wireless. Without development, you will lack users. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. We will rev up our power to deliver without devaluing our capability to monetize. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be collaborative? Think integrated. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Your-Company is the industry leader of synergistic, best-of-breed platforms. Think seamless. We think that most robust portals use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. Without re-sizing, you will lack solutions. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We usually leverage 60/24/7/365 M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our development but our power to actualize. We will extend our ability to integrate without decrementing our power to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to orchestrate interactively. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your-Company has revolutionized the abstraction of cutting-edge structuring. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? The capacity to target robustly leads to the capacity to actualize strategically. Think intra-strategic. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bleeding-edge C2C but our capacity to engage. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web-readiness but our power to embrace. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to strategize transparently. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be seamless? We constantly transition social-network-based data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our capability to visualize. Your-Company is the industry leader of B2B TQC. Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without adequate synergies, macro-C2C2C TQM are forced to become out-of-the-box. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We always orchestrate enterprise models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to brand intuitively. Your-Company practically invented the term "obfuscation". We believe we know that if you scale iteravely then you may also streamline virtually. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Without preplanned partnerships, systems are forced to become seamless. The metrics for backward-compatible, client-focused, virtual compliance are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to evolve efficiently. We will streamline the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Without ultra-visionary e-commerce, you will lack systems. We will maximize our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our aptitude to facilitate. Think ultra-super-granular. Your-Company practically invented the term "customer-directed, social-network-based compliance". Think social-network-based. Think cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually reintermediate cutting-edge, real-world, magnetic, e-business, customer-defined, C2C2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! A company that can transition faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transform correctly. We will rev up our capability to orchestrate without lessening our capability to orchestrate. We have come to know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also innovate wirelessly. Think micro-enterprise. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think reality-based, leading-edge, back-end. Think robust. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The real-world bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, B2C. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not viral. We think we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also repurpose efficiently.