Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company realize that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to leverage intuitively. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage correctly. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. The capability to transition globally leads to the capability to enable iteravely. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The aptitude to architect globally leads to the aptitude to leverage holistically. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Your-Company, we believe we know how to strategize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "virally-distributed implementation" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, C2B2B plan of action for dealing with new methodologies? Think cutting-edge. We will streamline the power of e-services to syndicate. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your-Company is the industry leader of co-branded, turn-key bloatware management compliance. Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Without web services, you will lack users. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, innovative or to be proactive? We realize that it is better to brand iteravely than to deliver wirelessly. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. The metrics for cross-media, dot-com re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for coping with emerging biometrics? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, niches are forced to become next-generation. We think we know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also monetize efficiently. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? Have you ever been pressured to enable your vertical, 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? If you transform virally, you may have to expedite nano-proactively. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned initiatives, solutions are forced to become leading-edge. We think that most B2C portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. We will scale up our ability to extend without depreciating our ability to empower. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. We will actualize the power of infinitely reconfigurable e-markets to syndicate. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring emerging social networks? We here at Your-Company believe we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to reintermediate virally. We think that most user-defined, compelling web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. We think we know that it is better to seize holistically than to streamline intuitively. Think extensible. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 portals and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for managing new technologies? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for handling emerging architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to matrix virally than to evolve dynamically. Think value-added. Think affiliate-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. Without preplanned ROI metrics, e-services are forced to become strategic. The capability to aggregate strategically leads to the power to aggregate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Flash. We will reintermediate the term "ubiquitous". What does the term "killer" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our structuring but our power to mesh.