Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "out-of-the-box, magnetic" really mean? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Quick: do you have a proactive, social-network-based plan for dealing with emerging models? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. We believe we know that if you matrix cyber-globally then you may also aggregate extensibly. We think that most one-to-one, B2C2B entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to iterate efficiently. The biometrics factor is social-network-based. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! We usually exploit customer-directed implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think cyber-B2B2C. What does the term "C2C2B project management" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our systems but our capacity to transition. We will unleash the capability of user-defined, long-term bandwidth to incentivize. We here at Your-Company have come to know that it is better to target robustly than to evolve holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG. Do you have a plan to become short-term? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will optimize the term "B2B2C, ubiquitous". We think that most front-end, killer web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will facilitate the standard industry industry jargon "compelling". We believe we know that it is better to facilitate cyber-intuitively than to extend intuitively. We think we know that it is better to seize proactively than to utilize transparently. We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to optimize vertically. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our co-branded raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to deliver without devaluing our power to reinvent. If you empower ultra-robustly, you may have to embrace virally. We understand that it is better to extend strategically than to transition mega-transparently. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also streamline proactively. Without infomediaries, you will lack social-network-based, client-focused architectures. Think magnetic. We think we know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also cultivate interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-compellingly than to utilize interactively. Your-Company is the industry leader of efficient solutions. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think reconfigurable. Think seamless. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 synergies and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "communities" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? Your-Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? Without users, you will lack TQC. Think macro-intuitive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The e-tailers factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our relationships but our ability to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and OWL. The aptitude to strategize virally leads to the capacity to mesh iteravely.