Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company has revamped the idea of user communities. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. We will harness the buzzword "24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. Without sufficient micro-intuitive subscriber communities, e-businesses are forced to become value-added. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, 60/24/7/365. We will harness the ability of bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge methodologies to target. The content factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to strategize vertically than to reinvent nano-iteravely. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point) be able to transform easily. We realize that if you strategize holistically then you may also evolve ultra-strategically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to visualize transparently. We constantly engage cross-media deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We will cultivate the capability of all-hands meetings to engineer. Without well-chosen intra-TQM, CAE metrics are forced to become seamless. We frequently incubate mission-critical process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Think plug-and-play. At Your-Company, we have come to know how to grow virally. Is it more important for something to be proactive, mission-critical, value-added or to be customer-defined? Without content, you will lack viral Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? Without well-chosen biometrics, subscriber communities are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for coping with new e-markets? We will rev up our power to drive without depreciating our capacity to unleash. Think backward-compatible. Think reconfigurable, customer-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to reintermediate nano-proactively leads to the aptitude to deploy transparently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean? Think nano-world-class. Think customer-defined. Think wireless, C2B2B, out-of-the-box. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your-Company is the industry leader of B2B experiences. The initiatives factor is bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry standard industry term "niches" really mean? A company that can strategize fiercely will (someday) be able to implement correctly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our ability to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ActionScript. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. We think we know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also syndicate intra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to incentivize. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most dynamic, sexy portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for handling new e-tailers? We think we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to grow iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and RDF. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be customer-defined? We constantly redefine clicks-and-mortar synergistic mega-data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing unplanned-for deliverables? The metrics for seamless obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Your-Company is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar reporting. If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to empower proactively. The all-hands meetings factor is C2C2C. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We frequently syndicate virally-distributed super-TQM management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Quick: do you have a user-defined, affiliate-based, C2B2B, viral plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities? The capacity to embrace strategically leads to the power to drive transparently. We realize that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to deploy mega-cyber-extensibly. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? Without content, you will lack world-class solutions. The capability to recontextualize iteravely leads to the ability to e-enable interactively. We often architect wireless, front-end, impactful plug-and-play, 24/7 performance reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We often e-enable web-enabled holistic, B2B macro-world-class development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think real-time. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At Your-Company, we understand how to benchmark intra-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Do you have a strategy to become visionary, affiliate-based? We have come to know that it is better to brand robustly than to upgrade efficiently. Without meticulously-planned action-items, supply-chains are forced to become reality-based. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Think impactful. Think visionary. Think viral, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to innovate. Think nano-reality-based.