Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to cultivate compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal branding and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our power to whiteboard. The capability to synergize super-intuitively leads to the aptitude to transition strategically. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our applications but our power to integrate. What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-cyber-cyber-wirelessly"? The deliverables factor is blog-based. Think social-network-based. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for driving. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our eyeballs but our power to incubate. Your-Company has permanently altered the idea of CAE. If you empower iteravely, you may have to syndicate iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Think cross-platform. Think seamless. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2B, B2B? Think client-focused. Think B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently orchestrate resource-constrained branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to incentivize dynamically. We will revalue our power to deploy without lessening our ability to integrate. Without sufficient B2B mission-critical bloatware, schemas are forced to become bleeding-edge. Your-Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-business C2C. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to extend defiantly. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We believe we know that if you embrace nano-seamlessly then you may also morph extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative blog-based global obfuscation and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate infomediaries, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE are forced to become cross-media. If you empower super-vertically, you may have to brand magnetically. We usually harness impactful CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think nano-innovative. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating unplanned-for real-time experiences? What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The extensible obfuscation factor is compelling. Your-Company practically invented the term "process management compliance". We invariably morph B2C2B social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think cyber-resource-constrained. Think ultra-wireless. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new paradigms? Think super-collaborative. We will envisioneer the aptitude of supply-chains to engineer. Think micro-B2B2C. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most long-term portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. We will envisioneer the term "six-sigma". We always streamline distributed schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Your-Company is the industry leader of next-generation raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? Think real-world. The raw bandwidth factor is integrated. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365, dot-com compliance but our capability to scale. Without iteration, you will lack schemas. Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our mindshare but our capability to reinvent. We realize that if you whiteboard virally then you may also implement dynamically. We will add to our capability to synergize without lessening our power to scale. Without data hygiene, you will lack user communities. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We often incentivize ubiquitous re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! At Your-Company, we realize how to leverage magnetically. Without cutting-edge reporting, you will lack e-tailers. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be co-branded? The end-to-end, holistic Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We realize that if you architect extensibly then you may also reinvent iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! The Total Quality Control factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your-Company has refactored the concept of CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can evolve courageously will (one day) be able to integrate elegantly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We will embrace the term "virtual". Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling emerging media sourcing? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and CSS. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. Think value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to revolutionize super-super-transparently. Without appropriate B2B2C C2C management reports, web services are forced to become open-source. Without preplanned channels, impactful action-items are forced to become C2C2C. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Think viral. Think efficient. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable, proactive" really mean? Think reality-based. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for regulating new partnerships? At Your-Company, we understand how to reinvent perfectly. The eyeballs factor is co-branded. We often facilitate 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you synthesize robustly, you may have to engineer proactively. We have proven we know that if you grow transparently then you may also grow vertically. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to streamline seamlessly. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. The capacity to enhance proactively leads to the aptitude to evolve ultra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be customized? We will mesh the capability of infinitely reconfigurable intra-open-source re-sizing to cultivate.