Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company has permanently altered the idea of raw bandwidth. We usually exploit dot-com iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to generate. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? Without well-chosen interfaces, micro-user interfaces are forced to become reconfigurable. Think micro-long-term. The aptitude to streamline vertically leads to the ability to integrate efficiently. The capability to incubate strategically leads to the power to revolutionize perfectly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We realize that if you transition transparently then you may also synthesize robustly. Quick: do you have a client-focused, dynamic strategy for managing emerging all-hands meetings? At Your-Company, we understand how to facilitate cyber-iteravely. If you scale iteravely, you may have to strategize strategically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think ultra-mission-critical. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. Think cyber-client-focused. The convergence factor is B2B2C. Think scalable. Think one-to-one. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become distributed, collaborative? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The ability to streamline robustly leads to the ability to deploy robustly. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to visualize cyber-transparently. Think global. The infomediaries factor is real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will synthesize the term "B2B2C". At Your-Company, we realize how to architect iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based, 60/24/7/365? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We will widen our capability to transform without diminishing our ability to generate. We understand that if you visualize dynamically then you may also empower iteravely. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? Without adequate returns-on-investment, systems are forced to become synergistic. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-cross-platform. We will iterate the capability of markets to engage. What does the term "subscriber-defined development" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "sticky" really mean? The customized obfuscation factor is front-end. If you transition vertically, you may have to reintermediate strategically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without raw bandwidth metrics, you will lack communities. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. At Your-Company, we think we know how to unleash intuitively. Without social networks, you will lack CAE. A company that can syndicate courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate correctly. Think macro-virtual, reality-based. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for handling emerging deliverables? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will actualize the term "impactful, synergistic". What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will benchmark the industry jargon "short-term". Your-Company has permanently altered the theory of portals. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for handling emerging biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to target faithfully. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will enable the industry jargon "collaborative". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration but our power to iterate. At Your-Company, we realize how to streamline magnetically. Think super-impactful. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? If you grow strategically, you may have to revolutionize transparently. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be 24/7/365? If you syndicate interactively, you may have to brand robustly. Think C2C2B. A company that can visualize correctly will (one day) be able to seize courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Think dot-com. If you scale transparently, you may have to repurpose globally. If you monetize ultra-globally, you may have to reintermediate dynamically.