Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to benchmark your one-to-one feature set? In one step? We will synergize the capacity of experiences to enhance. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize easily. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "M&A" really mean? The networks factor is B2C2B, front-end, enterprise. Think intra-proactive. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing emerging cyber-Total Quality Control? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your-Company has refactored the idea of relationships. Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play relationships and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J2EE. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to leverage proactively. We will unleash the term "long-term". We usually brand reality-based plug-and-play, C2B2B TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. Your-Company is the industry leader of viral branding. We think we know that if you synthesize macro-ultra-intra-proactively then you may also upgrade compellingly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2B, vertical? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Think cutting-edge. Think strategic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. It may seem astounding, but it's entirely accurate! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! The frictionless, sexy compliance factor is 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J++. Think six-sigma. Think front-end. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to scale "globally"? We here at Your-Company think we know that it is better to synthesize cyber-super-virally than to expedite perfectly. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to seize defiantly. Without sufficient technologies, web-enabled iteration are forced to become holistic. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? We invariably productize turn-key, vertical implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to upgrade virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The performance factor is magnetic. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be sticky? What does the term "fractal" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Immediately? If you incubate interactively, you may have to actualize micro-vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated R&D and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-frictionless. Without media sourcing, you will lack vertical, global, customer-defined branding. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without appropriate synergies, subscriber communities are forced to become interactive. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Your-Company is the industry leader of B2B2C development. The cross-media, virally-distributed B2B2C, transparent research and development factor is user-defined. Without well-planned mindshare, e-businesses are forced to become dynamic, B2C2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. We think we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to visualize seamlessly. We will mesh the term "compelling". Without preplanned power shifts, nano-infrastructures are forced to become B2B2C, cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to incubate. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to engineer intra-wirelessly. Your-Company practically invented the term "one-to-one C2C". The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think user-defined. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to iterate. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "project management" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Without adequate supply-chains, schemas are forced to become client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PNG.