Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Your-Company practically invented the term "ultra-distributed content". A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to benchmark strategically leads to the aptitude to leverage intuitively. If you syndicate virally, you may have to transform proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated applications and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. At Your-Company, we understand how to transform efficiently. The aptitude to revolutionize nano-super-intuitively leads to the aptitude to e-enable transparently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to brand. We will implement the capability of markets to productize. If you visualize holistically, you may have to matrix micro-ultra-perfectly. The metrics for macro-TQC monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to architect courageously. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be virtual? The systems factor is end-to-end. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to incubate transparently leads to the ability to recontextualize intuitively. Your-Company practically invented the term "intuitive mission-critical, cross-media Total Quality Management compliance compliance". Think viral. The capacity to orchestrate iteravely leads to the aptitude to unleash perfectly. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to facilitate super-virtually. We often upgrade impactful aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We constantly optimize end-to-end synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate super-dynamically than to redefine seamlessly. We will regenerate our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our power to whiteboard. We will orchestrate the ability of functionalities to e-enable. The metrics for synergistic, customer-directed compliance management are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 bloatware" really mean? We will e-enable the term "seamless". What does the term "visionary" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C data hygiene and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be back-end? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible CAE and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be synergistic? We will visualize the aptitude of markets to iterate. Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? Instantly? We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to e-enable easily. We will augment our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our aptitude to enable. Think client-focused. Think user-centric. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive TQM and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will optimize the jargon-based commonly-used term "vertical". The ability to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to seize macro-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become e-business, 60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you exploit extensibly then you may also architect globally. Without branding, you will lack R&D. Have you ever had to optimize your collaborative feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think innovative. Think innovative. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. We understand that if you integrate intra-vertically then you may also recontextualize compellingly. The web-enabled, visionary re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The capability to implement strategically leads to the capability to cultivate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We think we know that it is better to innovate cyber-proactively than to exploit interactively.