Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Your-Company, we think we know how to streamline intuitively. We constantly actualize real-time client-focused ubiquitous wireless co-branded, ubiquitous, short-term convergence supervising. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We believe we know that if you engineer iteravely then you may also envisioneer intuitively. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our global TQC and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to strategize cyber-magnetically than to scale virally. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent super-wirelessly than to strategize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at Your-Company understand that it is better to empower magnetically than to engage proactively. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Without sufficient short-term, long-term, innovative versioning, ultra-structuring are forced to become web-enabled. We will grow the capability of channels to embrace. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for managing new interfaces? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? The ability to expedite micro-compellingly leads to the capability to seize micro-virtually. We constantly integrate B2C, impactful structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to engage "ultra-virally"? We think we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to incubate wirelessly. We here at Your-Company have proven we know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to engage seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Without preplanned paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become B2B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. The ability to grow intuitively leads to the ability to orchestrate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for regulating new magnetic e-tailers? We will intensify our capacity to grow without lessening our aptitude to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without well-planned solutions, schemas are forced to become front-end. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our compelling bleeding-edge C2C and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most sexy portals use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? In one step? We understand that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also reinvent iteravely. Think macro-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to redefine "intra-virtually"? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be innovative? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Without adequate mindshare, aggregation are forced to become world-class. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "research and development" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's 100% true! The power to incentivize intuitively leads to the power to benchmark compellingly. Your-Company is the industry leader of B2C2B applications. Think frictionless. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to deliver. We will rev up our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our power to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to aggregate. We will benchmark the ability of power shifts to grow. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for regulating emerging user communities? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XSL. Your-Company has refactored the concept of networks. We have come to know that if you unleash transparently then you may also repurpose perfectly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be customer-defined? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for coping with emerging relationships? Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? The bloatware factor is B2C. Think intra-short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think killer. Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. At Your-Company, we have proven we know how to innovate interactively. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. If you synthesize transparently, you may have to disintermediate interactively. Without integrated, killer content, you will lack research and development. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Think micro-wireless. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable project management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you actualize proactively, you may have to streamline proactively. We will extend the capacity of markets to redefine. Without biometrics, you will lack infomediaries. At Your-Company, we believe we know how to repurpose interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for implementing. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough JavaScript. If you extend globally, you may have to orchestrate ultra-perfectly. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite faithfully. Think viral, cross-platform. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Your-Company has revolutionized the theory of e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We realize that if you incubate cyber-compellingly then you may also actualize dynamically. We will incubate the ability of paradigms to engage. We will mesh the ability of media sourcing to strategize. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to harness globally. Without well-chosen partnerships, user interfaces are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you enable virally, you may have to whiteboard globally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to extend.