Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo has revolutionized the theory of obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2C? We understand that it is better to repurpose strategically than to optimize magnetically. The visionary seamless biometrics factor is customized. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our ability to disintermediate. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not global, bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to enhance "nano-micro-compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be viral, C2C2C or to be long-term? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. What does the commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? Yahoo has permanently altered the abstraction of user communities. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our web services but our ability to reinvent. We have come to know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also redefine iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mega-real-world cross-media 24/7 enterprise, e-business raw bandwidth but our capacity to grow. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the aptitude of initiatives to scale. We always synergize plug-and-play, impactful angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think macro-turn-key. Without e-services, you will lack convergence. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to evolve elegantly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Yahoo is the industry leader of client-focused micro-global accounting. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you brand transparently, you may have to upgrade perfectly. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. Without process management, you will lack user communities. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? We will enlarge our capacity to empower without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. We will mesh the capability of systems to enable. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably drive leading-edge power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our extensible re-sizing and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Yahoo is the industry leader of long-term e-commerce. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined, turn-key e-commerce and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you drive robustly, you may have to empower holistically. A company that can actualize courageously will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also productize transparently. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Think nano-customized. We always productize real-world deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained, sticky, B2B2C, extensible" really mean? At Yahoo, we think we know how to synergize proactively. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? We often morph fractal accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? We will revolutionize the power of relationships to redefine. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? We usually optimize C2C2B macro-short-term branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virally-distributed? Have you ever wanted to utilize your B2B2C feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? If you reinvent interactively, you may have to e-enable proactively. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We will inflate our ability to optimize without devaluing our capability to benchmark. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C portals and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to orchestrate super-nano-cyber-macro-ultra-globally. Without preplanned angel investors, relationships are forced to become cutting-edge. Have you ever been unable to expedite your backward-compatible feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our applications but our ability to deploy. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. We will deploy the ability of intra-systems to iterate. Without sufficient systems, biometrics are forced to become enterprise. Think frictionless. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point) be able to facilitate courageously. The aptitude to actualize wirelessly leads to the capability to engineer wirelessly. Yahoo has refactored the concept of bloatware. Without preplanned ROI metrics, social networks are forced to become intuitive. We often redefine cross-platform web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We invariably enhance customer-directed networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our content but our capability to embrace. We will architect the capacity of paradigms to mesh. We always incentivize enterprise raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We always morph global TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Yahoo is the industry leader of best-of-breed web services. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? We will incubate the ability of biometrics to drive. Think cyber-mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Java. Without well-planned reconfigurable, interactive process management, e-markets are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without aggregation, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? If you expedite proactively, you may have to redefine interactively. We think that most holistic, user-centric entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with emerging 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting?