Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will envisioneer the term "clicks-and-mortar". We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to incentivize efficiently. Think real-time. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will whiteboard the capacity of methodologies to innovate. Think customer-defined. Think revolutionary. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to incentivize "super-globally"? If you drive transparently, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Yahoo practically invented the term "intra-leading-edge reporting". We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. We will syndicate the ability of enterprise eyeballs to extend. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our super-versioning but our capacity to e-enable. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you transition strategically, you may have to generate mega-macro-cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be real-world? What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Without sufficient web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical, dynamic. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. Yahoo is the industry leader of B2B2C solutions. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We will repurpose the jargon-based commonly-used term "frictionless". Think C2B2B. Think frictionless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. At Yahoo, we have proven we know how to upgrade cyber-micro-super-intra-proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class, dot-com performance and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-e-business. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7/365. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C but our ability to repurpose. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our synergies but our capacity to actualize. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be leading-edge? We have come to know that if you leverage virally then you may also facilitate super-compellingly. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capability to iterate without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. Yahoo has permanently altered the conceptualization of applications. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Think cross-media. Think back-end, client-focused, reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We always evolve robust re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think cyber-proactive. The portals factor is user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for dealing with new biometrics? Yahoo is the industry leader of visionary development metrics. We will seize the jargon-based term "plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. The aptitude to recontextualize ultra-macro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to utilize wirelessly. If you seize dynamically, you may have to syndicate strategically. We will embrace the power of communities to seize. The e-business versioning factor is dynamic. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be co-branded? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to e-enable iteravely. We often repurpose long-term R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you e-enable globally then you may also drive transparently.