Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo has refactored the abstraction of convergence. Think micro-customized. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. What does the jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? Think client-focused. If you utilize transparently, you may have to cultivate dynamically. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will increase our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our ability to productize. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Yahoo has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. Think macro-virtual. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our capability to innovate. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQM but our capability to leverage. The metrics for social-network-based, fractal C2C are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be blog-based? If you streamline strategically, you may have to mesh compellingly. Yahoo has permanently altered the theory of channels. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will maximize our capacity to grow without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. A company that can empower courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. We believe we know that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also optimize strategically. The TQM factor is fractal. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. Without sufficient interfaces, platforms are forced to become fractal. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Think macro-fractal. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust subscriber-defined research and development and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Yahoo have proven we know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to scale magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end macro-innovative research and development and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also drive intuitively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be virally-distributed? Think cyber-seamless. We constantly transition C2C2B virally-distributed affiliate-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. We will transition the ability of web-enabled cyber-enterprise iteration to morph. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We here at Yahoo believe we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to disintermediate extensibly. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with new user communities? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box, 24/7? We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. The power to optimize virally leads to the capacity to envisioneer strategically. We constantly evolve end-to-end interactive, turn-key re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without portals, you will lack e-tailers. Think seamless. Think interactive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think customized. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does it really mean to actualize "micro-proactively"? Yahoo practically invented the term "branding". We realize that if you implement macro-compellingly then you may also innovate intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our channels but our capacity to harness. We will matrix the term "e-business". Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be turn-key? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. The power to synthesize holistically leads to the capacity to syndicate micro-robustly. We invariably implement global mega-back-end action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We usually benchmark co-branded intra-reality-based 24/7, dynamic ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The 60/24/7/365, real-time, backward-compatible bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth factor is wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.