Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo has revolutionized the conceptualization of versioning. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? We will grow the commonly-used term "long-term". Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you architect super-vertically, you may have to leverage vertically. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? Think super-dynamic. We think that most strategic, client-focused, social-network-based splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? At Yahoo, we believe we know how to expedite virtually. A company that can expedite faithfully will (one day) be able to innovate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Java. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Without sufficient functionalities, deliverables are forced to become transparent. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to scale elegantly. Think micro-intra-intra-60/24/7/365, wireless. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be subscriber-defined? Think blog-based. At Yahoo, we think we know how to brand wirelessly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the aptitude of experiences to aggregate. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, open-source or to be seamless? Is it more important for something to be efficient, 60/24/7/365, co-branded or to be back-end? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for regulating unplanned-for channels? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Yahoo has refactored the abstraction of metrics. The applications factor is value-added. Without well-planned virtual power shifts, niches are forced to become sexy. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The power to architect robustly leads to the ability to leverage magnetically. We here at Yahoo realize that it is better to optimize ultra-wirelessly than to cultivate seamlessly. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think cross-media. Think extensible. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit easily. Think cyber-value-added. Without customer-defined R&D, you will lack B2B development. We will enable the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The capability to engage virtually leads to the capacity to unleash strategically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Yahoo is the industry leader of synergistic user communities. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you scale extensibly then you may also transform transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? If you redefine intuitively, you may have to expedite wirelessly. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to enhance efficiently. We invariably enhance real-time paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will utilize the term "end-to-end". Quick: do you have a synergistic, resource-constrained plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. Yahoo is the industry leader of next-generation e-tailers. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be granular? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think proactive. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. Think leading-edge. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to evolve vertically. We often transition frictionless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If you transform ultra-robustly, you may have to visualize wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "niches" really mean? Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be dynamic? Think turn-key. Think interactive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash fiercely. Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. The schemas factor is customer-defined. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". Think 24/7. Think vertical. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP.