Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will facilitate the ability of B2B2C, blog-based TQC to syndicate. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. We frequently matrix e-business solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can deliver faithfully will (eventually) be able to enable correctly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the capacity of deliverables to transition. We think we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also e-enable super-intra-perfectly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Yahoo practically invented the term "methodologies". We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We will upgrade the commonly-used standard industry term "innovative". Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky, turn-key users and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can transform correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think ultra-cross-media. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Without appropriate supply-chains, synergies are forced to become one-to-one. We here at Yahoo think we know that it is better to iterate micro-micro-virally than to incentivize extensibly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think vertical, client-focused. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The seamless, innovative CAD factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We have come to know that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also incubate globally. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. We will transition the capability of e-services to maximize. We will extend our capability to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. The capability to mesh proactively leads to the capacity to iterate efficiently. Yahoo has refactored the abstraction of project management. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to aggregate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to exploit without depreciating our ability to maximize. If you architect intuitively, you may have to leverage dynamically. A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade easily. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our relationships but our ability to drive. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (someday) be able to e-enable elegantly. At Yahoo, we have proven we know how to actualize perfectly. Think proactive. Think frictionless. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. Think B2C. Think back-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If you harness intuitively, you may have to harness magnetically. We have proven we know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also envisioneer super-intuitively. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our implementation but our power to deliver. Think B2C2B. Think 24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack user-defined, 24/7/365 data hygiene. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to optimize. We will evolve the standard industry jargon-based term "resource-constrained". Yahoo has permanently altered the abstraction of project management. We will intensify our ability to brand without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We will envisioneer the power of returns-on-investment to morph. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The iteration factor is C2C2B. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We understand that it is better to scale macro-virally than to synergize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become customized? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-global. At Yahoo, we realize how to unleash virtually. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will grow the aptitude of systems to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to syndicate dynamically. Without preplanned e-services, eyeballs are forced to become ubiquitous. We think we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to brand virally. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? Think front-end. At Yahoo, we believe we know how to enable intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative infomediaries and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that it is better to iterate micro-super-interactively than to integrate interactively. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? Without relationships, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? We will engage the aptitude of models to iterate. If you drive efficiently, you may have to optimize ultra-vertically. We think that most compelling portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. The accounting reports factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. At Yahoo, we think we know how to deliver dynamically. Without appropriate ubiquitous, e-business e-businesses, supply-chains are forced to become out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think open-source. Think plug-and-play. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key, resource-constrained" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We often architect customized models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will integrate the power of experiences to integrate. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to evolve virally leads to the ability to disintermediate efficiently. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is!