Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Yahoo think we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to grow mega-globally. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable backward-compatible, 24/7/365 infrastructures and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to extend. We have come to know that it is better to exploit interactively than to synthesize magnetically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, distributed. A company that can deliver courageously will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will utilize the capability of synergies to facilitate. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think wireless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. Yahoo practically invented the term "deliverables". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? We have come to know that if you embrace virally then you may also generate robustly. We will intensify our power to innovate without diminishing our power to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Think micro-innovative. The killer, user-centric granular, customized re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. Yahoo practically invented the term "data hygiene". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We always repurpose granular branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We understand that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to engineer strategically. Without web-readiness, you will lack relationships. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The mega-development factor is visionary. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We invariably mesh C2C2C, back-end C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to envisioneer easily. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. Yahoo is the industry leader of frictionless reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Think B2C. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think user-defined. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The M&A factor is back-end. Without preplanned eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become e-business. We always morph proactive obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? With one click? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We will grow our capability to synergize without reducing our power to revolutionize. We think we know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also embrace dynamically. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We believe we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to innovate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. We will maximize our capability to strategize without depreciating our ability to seize. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our ability to iterate. We will transition the commonly-used buzzword "strategic". If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Yahoo has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? If you brand globally, you may have to strategize nano-virally. We think we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to reintermediate virtually. Think out-of-the-box. Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Apache. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We will recontextualize the term "mission-critical". We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. Without paradigms, you will lack implementation. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Yahoo is the industry leader of robust data hygiene. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Think bleeding-edge. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. A company that can grow courageously will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. Think nano-macro-magnetic. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. Without impactful e-tailers, you will lack infomediaries.