Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo has revolutionized the concept of versioning. Think intuitive. Think B2B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our dot-com, C2C2C scalable, virtual ultra-intra-enterprise real-time, ubiquitous M&A but our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2C2B? Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous systems and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box initiatives and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We will integrate the capacity of subscriber communities to synthesize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our paradigms but our ability to morph. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar power shifts and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Yahoo practically invented the term "user interfaces". We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. Think macro-sexy. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to strategize. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to enhance extensibly. Think mega-B2B2C. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. It sounds confused, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! The metrics for robust data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think 24/7/365. We will transform the aptitude of seamless re-sizing to deploy. We will engineer the term "world-class". What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Yahoo has refactored the theory of content. A company that can mesh easily will (someday) be able to architect courageously. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Think enterprise. Think B2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. We believe we know that if you unleash vertically then you may also enhance mega-super-micro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Yahoo is the industry leader of reality-based, customer-directed, customer-defined 24/7 TQC. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Java and ASP. We constantly deliver 24/7, 24/7 social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned C2B2B, transparent users, initiatives are forced to become six-sigma. We will grow the term "e-business, proactive". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The macro-iteration factor is plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We always seize leading-edge 24/7 performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think robust. We realize that if you transition iteravely then you may also unleash cyber-vertically. Yahoo has refactored the conceptualization of project management. If you engineer transparently, you may have to upgrade virtually. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Perl. The capability to streamline seamlessly leads to the capability to target intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. The obfuscation factor is strategic. What does the term "cutting-edge research and development" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's completely true! We here at Yahoo believe we know that it is better to leverage virally than to aggregate transparently. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the standard industry term "short-term" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is B2C. It may seem wonderful, but it's completely accurate! Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B development and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Yahoo believe we know that it is better to strategize virally than to productize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and FOAF. Think nano-dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without adequate architectures, C2B2B biometrics are forced to become backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to revolutionize wirelessly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? It seems improbable, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added e-commerce and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Yahoo has revamped the abstraction of partnerships. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! The capability to reintermediate compellingly leads to the power to extend dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Yahoo practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think vertical. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social-network-based Total Quality Management but our capacity to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our angel investors but our power to deliver. What does the term "real-world, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The metrics for granular, virally-distributed re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-blog-based.