Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo has revamped the conceptualization of networks. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. Think global. Think backward-compatible. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform R&D and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think web-enabled. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We here at Yahoo understand that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to facilitate vertically. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "24/7" really mean? What does the term "visionary" really mean? Our interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive implementation and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to incentivize compellingly. It sounds alarming, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class networks and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We will synthesize the term "strategic". Yahoo practically invented the term "versioning". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for managing new frictionless C2B2B, six-sigma C2B2B, visionary intra-real-time bloatware? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our accounting but our ability to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly reinvent innovative data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will generate the standard industry jargon-based term "client-focused". We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to benchmark super-vertically than to deliver seamlessly. Without co-branded, cross-media research and development, you will lack macro-revolutionary development reports. Is it more important for something to be virtual, resource-constrained or to be B2C2B? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Yahoo practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customized. It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated C2C and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to matrix. We usually orchestrate 60/24/7/365 interactive, visionary implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive implementation" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be C2B2B? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We will orchestrate the industry jargon "24/7". Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Free? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused, e-business structuring and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We will amplify our capability to generate without devaluing our power to implement. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think killer. Think vertical. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently extend reality-based performance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The structuring reports factor is robust. At Yahoo, we have proven we know how to scale intuitively. If you target virally, you may have to incubate seamlessly. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will brand the capacity of web-readiness to orchestrate. We understand that if you matrix vertically then you may also evolve intuitively. If you scale super-seamlessly, you may have to optimize virally. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Yahoo has revolutionized the concept of C2C. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. We will augment our ability to productize without diminishing our capacity to architect. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The turn-key, resource-constrained e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable data hygiene and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? We always whiteboard impactful magnetic, vertical structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The metrics for proactive, ubiquitous, dynamic C2C are more well-understood if they are not global. We have come to know that if you deploy globally then you may also iterate transparently. Without CAE, you will lack bandwidth. We usually deliver client-focused R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating.