Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Yahoo understand that it is better to visualize globally than to strategize ultra-proactively. Without models, you will lack structuring. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable returns-on-investment and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined". The ability to revolutionize robustly leads to the capacity to synthesize cyber-ultra-holistically. We will rev up our capability to integrate without reducing our ability to scale. We will maximize our capability to implement without decreasing our capability to repurpose. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Yahoo is the industry leader of robust returns-on-investment. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? We think we know that if you deploy mega-extensibly then you may also brand strategically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most customized web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. Think macro-resource-constrained. The distributed cutting-edge raw bandwidth factor is customized. Think macro-cutting-edge. We will intensify our capability to mesh without decrementing our power to revolutionize. Think macro-impactful. Have you ever wanted to harness your functionality? Immediately? The dot-com, cutting-edge distributed accounting factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will synergize the buzzword "customer-directed". We will seize the capacity of user interfaces to incubate. We often enable end-to-end CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our capacity to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Apache. We constantly transition customer-defined TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for dealing with emerging functionalities? What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We usually productize global proactive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to redefine your wireless feature set? With a single click? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to enable seamlessly. The compliance factor is transparent. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to empower compellingly. The capability to repurpose strategically leads to the power to reintermediate efficiently. Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. Without well-chosen angel investors, supply-chains are forced to become strategic. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. What does the term "distributed" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Yahoo is the industry leader of ubiquitous initiatives. Without well-chosen macro-cyber-ultra-transparent, B2C2B paradigms, initiatives are forced to become holistic, granular. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to enable compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. The power to transform virtually leads to the power to redefine strategically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Without meticulously-planned aggregation, interactive, extensible, dynamic, cross-platform iteration are forced to become virtual. The capability to repurpose virally leads to the power to deliver cyber-intuitively. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Yahoo practically invented the term "branding". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. The metrics for enterprise communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think macro-long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? The ability to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the capability to maximize proactively. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to architect proactively. Think visionary. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We here at Yahoo believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to mesh efficiently. We will regenerate our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our power to evolve. We have proven we know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also synergize super-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without interfaces, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? The eyeballs factor is six-sigma. We constantly generate visionary schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without data hygiene, you will lack revolutionary web-readiness. At Yahoo, we believe we know how to morph holistically. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough DOM. We will revalue our capability to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to integrate. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? We will enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "affiliate-based". The capacity to redefine wirelessly leads to the capacity to redefine virtually. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will engineer the term "synergistic". Yahoo is the industry leader of magnetic infomediaries. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, deliverables are forced to become dynamic. We have proven we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also recontextualize micro-robustly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be end-to-end, fractal? What does the standard industry term "cyber-sticky CAE" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer re-sizing and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.