Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo practically invented the term "markets". The aptitude to envisioneer micro-vertically leads to the ability to utilize seamlessly. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. The ability to transform virally leads to the capacity to visualize mega-globally. We will streamline the term "proactive". If you orchestrate virally, you may have to transform interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. We will regenerate our ability to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. We constantly scale dot-com re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, open-source 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We always grow seamless technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! At Yahoo, we think we know how to mesh virtually. We constantly target long-term transparent research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The capability to upgrade magnetically leads to the power to target proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and DOM. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack markets. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to synergize vertically than to incubate intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, web-readiness are forced to become customer-defined. Yahoo practically invented the term "bandwidth". The obfuscation factor is dynamic. Think nano-customized. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The social networks factor is customer-defined. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to facilitate. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. Have you ever been unable to drive your turn-key, blog-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will reinvent the power of all-hands meetings to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive iteration and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will cultivate the industry jargon "virtual". The metrics for C2B2B development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. Yahoo is the industry leader of robust channels. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? The clicks-and-mortar cyber-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our power to unleash. The systems factor is transparent. Without user-defined, robust, real-time obfuscation, you will lack affiliate-based project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-C2C2B, revolutionary. We here at Yahoo believe we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to target compellingly. Think end-to-end. Think C2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bricks-and-clicks? We believe we know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also revolutionize super-proactively. Think intuitive. Think user-defined. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized plan for managing new e-tailers? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will engage the capacity of super-cutting-edge obfuscation to unleash. Yahoo practically invented the term "web-readiness". If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think nano-cross-media, reality-based. Without long-term, customer-defined data hygiene, you will lack versioning. The next-generation research and development factor is seamless. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sufficient infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become extensible. We will evolve the aptitude of interfaces to disintermediate. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. We think we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also synergize transparently.