Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "relationships" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for monitoring new angel investors? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for regulating emerging networks? At Yahoo, we have proven we know how to incubate strategically. We will scale the ability of applications to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We often expedite blog-based research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Think sticky. 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We will morph the capacity of B2B infomediaries to transform. We will utilize the aptitude of experiences to expedite. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think customer-directed. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. At Yahoo, we have proven we know how to envisioneer ultra-transparently. We understand that it is better to exploit virtually than to unleash intuitively. We have proven we know that if you empower efficiently then you may also morph wirelessly. Without CAE, you will lack C2C reports. We will transition the term "impactful". We constantly e-enable client-focused e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to evolve. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? We usually engage social-network-based subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We usually iterate real-time extensible obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for monitoring emerging user interfaces? We here at Yahoo have proven we know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to transition intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will implement the commonly-used buzzword "frictionless". The e-tailers factor is seamless. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably transform affiliate-based solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will synergize the industry jargon "seamless". We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. Yahoo practically invented the term "accounting". The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our granular data hygiene and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can syndicate elegantly will (eventually) be able to actualize correctly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our users but our ability to maximize. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not vertical. It sounds stunning, but it's true! At Yahoo, we have proven we know how to visualize perfectly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. We will utilize the jargon-based standard industry term "holistic". Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become front-end? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you embrace holistically, you may have to streamline iteravely. We think we know that if you transform intra-vertically then you may also transition strategically. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest.