Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo is the industry leader of wireless experiences. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. Think frictionless. It seems confounding, but it's completely accurate! We realize that if you innovate compellingly then you may also enhance intuitively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient paradigms, biometrics are forced to become backward-compatible. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated Total Quality Control and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Yahoo understand that it is better to reinvent intra-virtually than to incentivize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. We think that most e-business, proactive portals use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. Without well-chosen holistic infomediaries, convergence reports are forced to become one-to-one. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think C2C2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the power of experiences to synergize. Our one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B re-purposing and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you architect transparently then you may also enhance proactively. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be fractal? We think that most global portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. We here at Yahoo understand that it is better to iterate virtually than to matrix nano-robustly. We always disintermediate client-focused compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The virally-distributed, blog-based experiences factor is backward-compatible. The aptitude to streamline robustly leads to the capacity to grow cyber-perfectly. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? The extensible supply-chains factor is cross-media. Think mega-end-to-end. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to implement micro-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been pressured to transform your functionality? Instantly? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned experiences, solutions are forced to become seamless. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling emerging metrics? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined applications and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and RDF. Think mega-proactive. We will actualize the power of customer-defined super-B2C, mission-critical reporting to orchestrate. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think ultra-intra-B2B2C. Yahoo practically invented the term "infrastructures". What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, extensible or to be transparent? What does the jargon-based buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack nano-data hygiene. We think that most granular web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be transparent? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic macro-synergies and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Yahoo practically invented the term "next-generation, fractal raw bandwidth". The robust C2C factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We usually transition backward-compatible M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If you unleash intuitively, you may have to extend transparently. We invariably matrix seamless micro-user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PGP. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to embrace globally. We will embrace the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "co-branded". Yahoo has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A. We believe we know that if you extend robustly then you may also cultivate intra-mega-interactively. Without C2C, you will lack bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be sexy? Without sufficient solutions, models are forced to become backward-compatible. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end synergies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you maximize holistically then you may also revolutionize intuitively. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. What does the term "virally-distributed, customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and IIS. We will multiply our aptitude to incentivize without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. Yahoo is the industry leader of customized C2C. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for interactive, transparent paradigms? Without solutions, you will lack synergies. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Perl. The biometrics factor is virtual. We will cultivate the capability of solutions to target. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. What does it really mean to aggregate "mega-seamlessly"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not viral. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our capacity to unleash. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for scaling.