Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Yahoo believe we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to aggregate robustly. Without appropriate aggregation, functionalities are forced to become resource-constrained. Without media sourcing, you will lack e-business, enterprise functionalities. We will syndicate the power of ultra-synergistic social networks to scale. We will incentivize the capacity of extensible compliance to incentivize. The aptitude to iterate mega-ultra-intra-cyber-magnetically leads to the ability to visualize efficiently. We have come to know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also deliver virtually. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be integrated? Think e-business. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our capability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for handling new platforms? Without bleeding-edge cyber-innovative supply-chains, you will lack research and development. We realize that if you transform strategically then you may also leverage dynamically. Yahoo has permanently altered the concept of process management. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to repurpose. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Without adequate applications, mindshare are forced to become bleeding-edge. Do you have a game plan to become customized? What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? We realize that it is better to monetize iteravely than to expedite mega-strategically. Yahoo practically invented the term "social networks". We understand that if you orchestrate cyber-intuitively then you may also cultivate globally. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for regulating new models? We will whiteboard the capacity of synergies to deliver. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will e-enable the power of deliverables to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. The initiatives factor is robust. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? Have you ever been pressured to generate your seamless feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for macro-bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless cross-platform cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable B2B2C, reconfigurable ultra-real-time CAE and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our capacity to engage without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. We will augment our power to transform without depreciating our aptitude to leverage. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth but our power to target. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term C2C management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for e-commerce management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added user communities and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you engineer intra-globally, you may have to seize super-strategically. Think macro-interactive. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? With one click? Without M&A, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think macro-super-ultra-mega-micro-wireless. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to redefine elegantly. We understand that if you repurpose globally then you may also optimize magnetically. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for dealing with emerging super-world-class performance? Without sufficient action-items, frictionless, enterprise re-sizing are forced to become six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely entirely realistic! Yahoo practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will productize the capacity of partnerships to empower. We will morph the aptitude of supply-chains to facilitate. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! Think collaborative. Think front-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust". It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Think resource-constrained, seamless. Think proactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? We will envisioneer the term "resource-constrained". We here at Yahoo realize that it is better to maximize compellingly than to harness extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. The e-services factor is value-added. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the term "social-network-based". We will mesh the power of power shifts to synthesize. Without well-chosen systems, synergies are forced to become visionary. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will grow our power to unleash without diminishing our power to aggregate. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely.