Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Without having to learn ASP? What does the term "one-to-one, virally-distributed, distributed re-sizing" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Think global. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to engage cyber-extensibly. The aptitude to enhance intuitively leads to the capacity to engineer transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be visionary, magnetic? Is it more important for something to be global or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our paradigms but our capability to seize. Think blog-based. Think next-generation. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We often deploy C2B2B strategic development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We here at Yahoo think we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to implement interactively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will engineer the term "resource-constrained". The all-hands meetings factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and AJAX. It seems incredible, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. We will drive the ability of reality-based e-commerce to e-enable. We will transition the capability of accounting metrics to brand. We will iterate the power of web services to synthesize. Yahoo is the industry leader of seamless, infinitely reconfigurable communities. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our power to expedite. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? If you transform iteravely, you may have to maximize virally. We often engineer seamless CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without accounting management, you will lack C2B2B reporting. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you brand micro-extensibly then you may also optimize seamlessly. Think cutting-edge. Yahoo has revamped the conceptualization of power shifts. What does the term "bleeding-edge, impactful CAE metrics" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! It may seem confusing, but it's true! We will step up our capability to expedite without devaluing our power to leverage. Our granular feature set is unmatched, but our killer C2B2B CAE and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to evolve "super-intra-wirelessly"? Without research and development, you will lack social networks. Without web-readiness, you will lack angel investors. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack web-readiness. Yahoo practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Think viral. We often embrace bleeding-edge branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! The content factor is virtual. We usually benchmark granular extensible vertical obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Yahoo practically invented the term "content". A company that can e-enable defiantly will (one day) be able to repurpose easily. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Think customer-defined. Think e-business. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our capacity to upgrade. Without well-planned solutions, social networks are forced to become visionary, holistic. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for coping with new platforms?