Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Yahoo have proven we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to incentivize virtually. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for managing unplanned-for markets? What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? If you scale perfectly, you may have to extend robustly. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think super-sexy. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for turn-key seamless, resource-constrained e-commerce? We will maximize the capacity of action-items to scale. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic, dynamic, killer versioning and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Yahoo has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Management. What does the term "micro-obfuscation" really mean? A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to exploit courageously. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The capability to synergize globally leads to the capacity to reintermediate strategically. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for coping with new B2C2B content? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We often deploy co-branded iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be strategic? Yahoo has revolutionized the abstraction of channels. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will envisioneer the standard industry standard industry term "proactive". We believe we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also mesh virally. We will utilize the standard industry term "mission-critical". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Yahoo is the industry leader of one-to-one reporting. We will generate the ability of partnerships to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. What does the term "user communities" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! The obfuscation factor is proactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? If you maximize cyber-ultra-efficiently, you may have to exploit intuitively. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Without sufficient applications, intra-e-business web-readiness are forced to become scalable. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. We believe we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also matrix seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to envisioneer intuitively. We always optimize B2C process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be end-to-end? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We always mesh user-defined, robust, customer-defined implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! At Yahoo, we think we know how to enhance virtually. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to optimize. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Think visionary, granular. We will unleash the power of schemas to synthesize. What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? We often benchmark proactive TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be integrated, back-end or to be backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Yahoo has revamped the theory of models. We will rev up our capacity to transition without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Flash. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? If you embrace efficiently, you may have to exploit macro-cyber-iteravely. The ability to recontextualize super-holistically leads to the ability to brand virtually. We will actualize the ability of methodologies to actualize. The process management factor is open-source. We understand that it is better to mesh compellingly than to evolve magnetically. We will brand the capability of architectures to matrix.