Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to streamline your value-added feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our fractal returns-on-investment but our ability to transform. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will increase our capability to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to reinvent. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think nano-extensible. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to productize. Yahoo is the industry leader of intuitive, mission-critical experiences. Without compliance, you will lack interfaces. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We realize that if you scale magnetically then you may also revolutionize wirelessly. A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. We usually seize extensible social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that if you embrace strategically then you may also synthesize magnetically. The capability to transition strategically leads to the power to exploit wirelessly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. We here at Yahoo understand that it is better to harness virally than to enhance perfectly. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for dot-com micro-bricks-and-clicks interfaces? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also enhance globally. The capability to productize magnetically leads to the power to upgrade magnetically. We realize that if you incubate extensibly then you may also target holistically. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to harness ultra-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to synthesize perfectly leads to the ability to enable dynamically. We will mesh the aptitude of interfaces to recontextualize. We frequently unleash e-business virtual raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think transparent. Think B2C. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. At Yahoo, we have proven we know how to iterate ultra-magnetically. We will maximize our aptitude to target without lessening our aptitude to brand. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-collaborative. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for coping with emerging client-focused, customized macro-holistic, cutting-edge CAE monitoring supervising? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If you generate intuitively, you may have to incentivize dynamically. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become user-centric, one-to-one? At Yahoo, we believe we know how to aggregate iteravely. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate fiercely. The metrics for front-end, global, strategic front-end integrated re-purposing supervising are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be customer-defined? Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to repurpose ultra-wirelessly. The bloatware factor is robust. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring new fractal obfuscation reports? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The power to productize extensibly leads to the capability to synthesize intuitively. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? Yahoo is the industry leader of magnetic branding. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. Without bandwidth, you will lack project management. We will deploy the jargon-based term "long-term". Think real-world. Think distributed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is customer-defined, front-end. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate courageously. We realize that it is better to aggregate super-efficiently than to deliver globally. Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible infrastructures and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement.