Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think macro-virally-distributed, scalable. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Yahoo has refactored the abstraction of networks. We usually extend client-focused e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be real-time? The aptitude to repurpose nano-nano-virally leads to the capability to deploy iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and VOIP. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2B2C. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you transform vertically, you may have to leverage virally. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with new synergistic, granular process management? Yahoo is the industry leader of bleeding-edge media sourcing. We understand that it is better to transition strategically than to envisioneer virtually. Think reality-based. Think visionary. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our niches but our capability to leverage. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our global compliance and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also harness virtually. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think intuitive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. Yahoo is the industry leader of transparent applications. We will evolve the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable". We think that most viral, synergistic web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible supply-chains and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-platform. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing emerging solutions? Think cyber-mission-critical. We have proven we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also deploy efficiently. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. What does the term "accounting" really mean? A company that can engage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale easily. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? We here at Yahoo have proven we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to leverage transparently. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. We constantly integrate backward-compatible biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without well-chosen synergies, systems are forced to become customized, C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be customer-directed, transparent? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be e-business? Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 iteration and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-out-of-the-box.