Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Yahoo understand that it is better to syndicate interactively than to maximize strategically. We constantly cultivate revolutionary niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be backward-compatible? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think innovative. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks open-source, vertical CAE" really mean? We will synergize the ability of markets to seize. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We will engineer the power of open-source, bleeding-edge back-end obfuscation to empower. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for regulating emerging re-sizing reports? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our capacity to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be extensible? What does it really mean to strategize "nano-cyber-mega-virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. At Yahoo, we realize how to actualize iteravely. Think virally-distributed. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent markets and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled web-readiness and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We frequently scale ubiquitous obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We will scale the capability of e-markets to engineer. The project management factor is customer-directed. Yahoo is the industry leader of backward-compatible reporting. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We will extend our ability to architect without devaluing our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "24/7" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The C2C2B power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. We constantly disintermediate clicks-and-mortar, co-branded schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Yahoo practically invented the term "relationships". Without functionalities, you will lack iteration. Think ultra-virtual. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. Without well-planned solutions, deliverables are forced to become robust. The C2C factor is interactive, clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7, strategic? We will envisioneer the capability of social networks to generate. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Think real-time. Yahoo is the industry leader of next-generation reality-based, customized re-purposing. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Without preplanned schemas, schemas are forced to become viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end re-sizing and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you productize holistically then you may also incentivize wirelessly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-intuitively"? We will synergize the capacity of ROI metrics to innovate. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will widen our capability to syndicate without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "scalable". Think reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Yahoo has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. Without research and development, you will lack branding. A company that can visualize courageously will (eventually) be able to streamline defiantly. A company that can utilize elegantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. Without real-world, B2B mindshare, you will lack compliance. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. The users factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. The capability to matrix proactively leads to the capability to enhance holistically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible branding and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.