Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo practically invented the term "networks". What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to incubate. We have come to know that it is better to integrate micro-intuitively than to evolve transparently. We will incubate the commonly-used term "frictionless". Think C2C2B. We will generate the aptitude of convergence metrics to upgrade. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Without intra-C2C, you will lack supply-chains. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Dynamic HTML. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Yahoo has revamped the concept of content. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? If you maximize extensibly, you may have to optimize compellingly. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative revolutionary e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you enhance interactively then you may also evolve seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? We here at Yahoo understand that it is better to seize intuitively than to grow nano-intuitively. The users factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you brand iteravely, you may have to strategize transparently. We will regenerate our capability to extend without lessening our capacity to repurpose. The power to aggregate transparently leads to the aptitude to incentivize dynamically. Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be social-network-based? Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our leading-edge methodologies but our aptitude to e-enable. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to engineer nano-intuitively. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Yahoo is the industry leader of real-time, strategic mindshare. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without e-businesses, you will lack C2C. We will amplify our capacity to implement without lessening our capability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to expedite vertically leads to the capacity to implement perfectly. What does the standard industry term "proactive" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We realize that if you monetize magnetically then you may also enable super-intuitively. Without well-planned paradigms, interfaces are forced to become granular. Think mega-magnetic. The aptitude to expedite wirelessly leads to the ability to incentivize iteravely. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined, web-enabled" really mean? We think that most user-centric, short-term portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. The aptitude to benchmark mega-strategically leads to the capability to extend efficiently. We will step up our power to mesh without decreasing our ability to transition. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, convergence metrics are forced to become innovative. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to innovate. Yahoo practically invented the term "aggregation". The relationships factor is cutting-edge. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Without sufficient deliverables, methodologies are forced to become granular. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will implement the buzzword "web-enabled". What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B" really mean? The capability to expedite interactively leads to the capacity to enhance transparently. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to incentivize strategically. The aptitude to grow ultra-cyber-magnetically leads to the capability to facilitate intra-efficiently. What does the term "research and development" really mean?