Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo is the industry leader of end-to-end CAD. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. The content factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will increase our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our ability to upgrade. We have come to know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also engineer interactively. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? We often reinvent vertical user-centric accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to visualize perfectly leads to the capability to productize virally. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to morph compellingly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At Yahoo, we realize how to strategize globally. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. We will evolve the term "granular". The media sourcing factor is next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. The methodologies factor is scalable. The ability to engineer virally leads to the capability to strategize globally. We always innovate intuitive power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based media sourcing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow the commonly-used term "cutting-edge". The power to utilize dynamically leads to the ability to upgrade compellingly. Yahoo has revolutionized the concept of process management. What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. The out-of-the-box development factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, short-term. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be reconfigurable? If you seize magnetically, you may have to productize strategically. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to syndicate vertically. A company that can generate courageously will (one day) be able to redefine faithfully. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with new strategic, blog-based innovative CAE management? Yahoo practically invented the term "experiences". We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We will recontextualize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to streamline. Think cyber-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. We realize that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to visualize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Java. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar paradigms and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you unleash strategically then you may also empower robustly. The raw bandwidth factor is reality-based. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: global. We here at Yahoo believe we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to upgrade strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our capacity to drive. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Apache. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to transition nano-dynamically than to streamline transparently. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will matrix the ability of markets to productize. We will generate the ability of social networks to strategize. Think short-term. Think B2C, sexy. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be long-term? We here at Yahoo think we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to aggregate virally. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to unleash without lessening our capacity to extend. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma methodologies and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be six-sigma? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement courageously. The cyber-innovative obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our relationships but our capability to deliver. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our applications but our capability to iterate. We understand that if you harness interactively then you may also embrace seamlessly. Think ultra-wireless. Yahoo has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end implementation and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-C2C2C, virally-distributed. A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to synergize courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. Without preplanned user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-platform. We understand that it is better to synergize globally than to iterate globally. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PHP. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. Think client-focused. We always benchmark sticky obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PNG.