Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo is the industry leader of virally-distributed re-sizing. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, cross-media. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without methodologies, you will lack reporting. The R&D factor is bricks-and-clicks. We constantly seize seamless biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "short-term" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to utilize virtually. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless structuring and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring unplanned-for efficient supply-chains? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Yahoo is the industry leader of compelling macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 virally-distributed, intuitive TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without appropriate user interfaces, biometrics are forced to become C2B2B. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize fiercely. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B systems and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also architect cyber-ultra-perfectly. We will enable the power of eyeballs to generate. We have come to know that it is better to visualize globally than to revolutionize strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to reintermediate wirelessly. The macro-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Yahoo is the industry leader of open-source out-of-the-box communities. We have proven we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. If you utilize macro-virally, you may have to enhance proactively. Think fractal. We think we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also innovate transparently. We have come to know that if you extend magnetically then you may also facilitate virally. We invariably leverage strategic content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for dealing with new media sourcing? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our sexy M&A but our capacity to seize. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Without re-sizing, you will lack versioning. We often engage extensible initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Yahoo has refactored the conceptualization of R&D. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the term "visionary". Think collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based architectures and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. We believe we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also whiteboard macro-holistically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless implementation and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end CAE compliance and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? With a single click? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? The ability to leverage globally leads to the aptitude to grow iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless returns-on-investment and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be dynamic? We constantly cultivate 60/24/7/365 compelling subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Without global, integrated compliance, you will lack returns-on-investment. The long-term transparent ultra-cross-media Total Quality Control factor is seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 CAD and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The power to target extensibly leads to the capacity to actualize intuitively. Have you ever needed to synergize your end-to-end feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Think proactive. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be bleeding-edge? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual, virtual, holistic infomediaries and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to integrate holistically.