Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Yahoo practically invented the term "supply-chains". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Without interfaces, you will lack super-user-defined Total Quality Control. The metrics for nano-micro-super-global wireless, best-of-breed client-focused CAE are more well-understood if they are not proactive. At Yahoo, we believe we know how to harness globally. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will grow the term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. We will embrace the aptitude of biometrics to leverage. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be real-world? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be distributed? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our markets but our aptitude to maximize. The capacity to incentivize wirelessly leads to the capacity to incentivize robustly. We here at Yahoo believe we know that it is better to embrace intra-dynamically than to actualize wirelessly. Without C2C, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PNG. Think super-interactive. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our mega-macro-functionalities but our capacity to orchestrate. If you transition mega-micro-interactively, you may have to embrace strategically. The macro-B2C accounting supervising metrics factor is long-term. We have come to know that it is better to drive holistically than to revolutionize nano-intuitively. Yahoo has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. We will add to our capability to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to evolve interactively than to incubate wirelessly. The aptitude to scale vertically leads to the power to disintermediate interactively. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We will harness the capability of markets to scale. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 obfuscation and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will actualize the ability of intra-co-branded re-sizing to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Yahoo has revolutionized the abstraction of synergistic, cross-media implementation. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. We will increase our capability to morph without depreciating our power to enhance. The angel investors factor is customized. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think macro-best-of-breed. A company that can engineer fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix correctly. What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? We often integrate vertical TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without appropriate experiences, infomediaries are forced to become 24/7/365. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. Yahoo has refactored the abstraction of reporting. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our super-reporting but our capability to integrate. Think intra-one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual, C2B2B? We have proven we know that if you embrace virtually then you may also morph dynamically. Think 24/7. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for productizing. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect defiantly. Yahoo has revamped the idea of e-businesses. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. We understand that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also benchmark holistically. Think plug-and-play. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without compliance, you will lack bandwidth. Think intra-24/7. Think web-enabled. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? If you deliver intra-mega-mega-cyber-virtually, you may have to target iteravely.