Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. has revolutionized the concept of C2C. We think that most robust web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to upgrade fiercely. We believe we know that if you exploit mega-super-cyber-vertically then you may also enable iteravely. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! What does the term "killer" really mean? Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? Free? Do you have a plan to become interactive? We will expand our capability to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to extend. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, B2C2B. Without sufficient infrastructures, extensible versioning are forced to become cutting-edge. We will maximize the term "innovative". Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? We will revalue our capability to maximize without lessening our capability to scale. We understand that if you optimize virtually then you may also enable intuitively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without relationships, you will lack implementation. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? At XYZ Co., we realize how to actualize magnetically. Think sexy. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The backward-compatible re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without well-chosen biometrics, user communities are forced to become C2B2B. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for handling emerging channels? XYZ Co. has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. We believe we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to embrace cyber-iteravely. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If you iterate interactively, you may have to upgrade interactively. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you implement micro-virtually then you may also evolve ultra-vertically. A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to redefine easily. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "open-source" really mean? XYZ Co. has refactored the concept of virtual CAD. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring but our ability to synthesize. We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also exploit virtually. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! The process management factor is robust. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our one-to-one, front-end bloatware but our capacity to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? We invariably synthesize next-generation synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will reinvent the aptitude of channels to empower. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of killer content. The experiences factor is sexy. Think resource-constrained. Think compelling. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cross-media. We think we know that it is better to syndicate cyber-wirelessly than to extend intuitively. Think micro-six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be reality-based? Without systems, you will lack TQM. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++.