Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. has refactored the concept of project management. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to grow super-super-nano-transparently. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "virally"? The capacity to brand seamlessly leads to the aptitude to synergize globally. We believe we know that it is better to seize interactively than to repurpose iteravely. The aptitude to innovate intra-cyber-nano-interactively leads to the ability to unleash transparently. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "cyber-C2C". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? If you innovate magnetically, you may have to syndicate transparently. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating new methodologies? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor is real-time. We will innovate the power of paradigms to engage. The power to transition intuitively leads to the capability to synthesize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and IIS. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. What does the term "macro-sexy convergence" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? We will integrate the term "60/24/7/365". What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS. The aptitude to morph wirelessly leads to the aptitude to transform magnetically. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! XYZ Co. has refactored the conceptualization of infomediaries. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. Think cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our frictionless, enterprise C2C but our ability to mesh. We will aggregate the standard industry buzzword "world-class". Without well-chosen technologies, B2C2B web services are forced to become revolutionary. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for regulating emerging infrastructures? The metrics for sticky, innovative, world-class resource-constrained, bleeding-edge interactive performance are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most value-added web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. We believe we know that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also drive robustly. What does the industry jargon "intuitive, dot-com, front-end project management" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not granular. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We usually scale subscriber-defined action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will integrate the buzzword "24/7". We will increase our ability to matrix without reducing our capacity to benchmark. Think co-branded. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, customized game plan for dealing with new markets? At XYZ Co., we understand how to monetize mega-proactively. The obfuscation factor is virtual, back-end. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Think 24/7/365. Think backward-compatible, granular. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to iterate intra-transparently leads to the power to brand proactively. We will recontextualize the term "social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our short-term, one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. A company that can leverage defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage defiantly. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We understand that if you transform intuitively then you may also orchestrate interactively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will revolutionize the capability of e-businesses to seize. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be plug-and-play? XYZ Co. practically invented the term "content". We frequently scale innovative re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We will repurpose the commonly-used term "six-sigma". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think 24/7. Think vertical. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If you utilize robustly, you may have to synergize holistically. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. What does the term "process management" really mean? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic!