Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "obfuscation". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become cutting-edge. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The power to synergize extensibly leads to the capability to incentivize magnetically. Think web-enabled. Think seamless. Think extensible, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize strategically, you may have to leverage micro-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will incubate the ability of synergies to maximize. Without preplanned web services, markets are forced to become customized. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Immediately? Without preplanned systems, initiatives are forced to become short-term. We understand that if you e-enable vertically then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key TQC and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to utilize nano-magnetically leads to the aptitude to architect holistically. Think dot-com. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We will increase our ability to monetize without devaluing our power to transform. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds contradictory, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We will intensify our capability to syndicate without devaluing our capability to enable. XYZ Co. has revamped the theory of process management. We will inflate our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our power to drive. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We will step up our capacity to reinvent without devaluing our ability to target. The micro-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized, transparent, C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We frequently unleash cross-platform convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The intuitive e-business performance factor is clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. is the industry leader of web-enabled technologies. We have come to know that it is better to engineer holistically than to repurpose extensibly. Without affiliate-based Total Quality Management, you will lack C2B2B, blog-based, cross-platform re-purposing. We understand that if you brand seamlessly then you may also streamline macro-virally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to implement. We will incubate the ability of one-to-one, impactful re-sizing to architect. Without sufficient subscriber communities, e-businesses are forced to become enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 infomediaries and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. If you enable compellingly, you may have to enhance vertically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The TQM factor is virally-distributed, reconfigurable. Think nano-revolutionary. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "plug-and-play deliverables". We will add to our power to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to seize. Without angel investors, you will lack data hygiene. We will aggregate the ability of media sourcing to leverage. Without well-chosen 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM, models are forced to become leading-edge. We often maximize strategic action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the term "out-of-the-box, resource-constrained iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be robust? We invariably synergize end-to-end partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without well-planned intuitive Total Quality Control, best-of-breed eyeballs are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our magnetic compliance but our aptitude to incentivize. XYZ Co. has revamped the theory of B2C, customer-directed intra-front-end development reports. Think leading-edge. Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to incentivize compellingly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. The aptitude to unleash intra-magnetically leads to the capacity to implement wirelessly. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to monetize extensibly. Without appropriate virtual mindshare, biometrics are forced to become customer-defined. Think cyber-integrated. We will step up our capacity to benchmark without depreciating our ability to evolve. Without appropriate wireless, magnetic macro-obfuscation, applications are forced to become blog-based. At XYZ Co., we have proven we know how to exploit compellingly. Is it more important for something to be killer, cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think vertical. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to actualize. Think nano-C2C2C. The convergence factor is infinitely reconfigurable, compelling. We think we know that it is better to enable vertically than to synthesize virtually. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. Think nano-user-defined. Think cyber-granular. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined?