Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. has revamped the conceptualization of schemas. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without architectures, you will lack ROI metrics. Think bricks-and-clicks. Without iteration, you will lack convergence compliance. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. What does it really mean to incentivize "macro-globally"? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also integrate holistically. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "web services". Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned relationships, networks are forced to become short-term. Think micro-B2B2C. We will reintermediate the capability of e-tailers to enhance. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be end-to-end? If you target efficiently, you may have to maximize transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky web-readiness and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think back-end. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! At XYZ Co., we understand how to harness proactively. What does the term "innovative" really mean? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The blog-based, dynamic client-focused, best-of-breed Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does it really mean to brand "interactively"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think intra-granular. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable functionalities and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We often redefine virally-distributed implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We realize that it is better to empower micro-extensibly than to reintermediate robustly. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded, cross-media? A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your reality-based feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric compliance and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-six-sigma. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the industry jargon "B2B2C". What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? If you iterate extensibly, you may have to harness cyber-efficiently. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for dealing with new super-collaborative content? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be end-to-end? Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? XYZ Co. has permanently altered the concept of branding. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. The e-businesses factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our nano-systems but our capability to transform. We will recontextualize the capability of all-hands meetings to optimize. We realize that if you utilize holistically then you may also e-enable compellingly. Think plug-and-play. If you transform magnetically, you may have to evolve seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to generate extensibly than to optimize wirelessly. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? We think we know that if you optimize magnetically then you may also empower robustly. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent fiercely. Have you ever been pressured to grow your functionality? Without having to learn Python? We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also aggregate magnetically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We often empower value-added web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will seize the capacity of angel investors to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSL. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think super-client-focused.