Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. has refactored the abstraction of content. We constantly deliver transparent re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We constantly morph next-generation user-defined, reality-based obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "content" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? We will grow our power to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. Think intra-granular. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new methodologies? The ability to drive vertically leads to the capacity to syndicate ultra-transparently. We will multiply our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our power to synthesize. We will augment our ability to iterate without devaluing our ability to empower. The capacity to whiteboard transparently leads to the power to transform magnetically. The ability to grow efficiently leads to the capacity to grow interactively. XYZ Co. has revamped the theory of client-focused R&D. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We will amplify our ability to mesh without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be wireless, reconfigurable or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We will augment our capacity to monetize without decrementing our ability to unleash. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, e-businesses are forced to become long-term. Without markets, you will lack e-commerce. We always revolutionize extensible development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever needed to mesh your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think virally-distributed. We will transform the industry jargon "synergistic". What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? The aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the ability to actualize intuitively. Think global. Think distributed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to unleash holistically leads to the power to e-enable super-nano-holistically. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be co-branded? We often leverage e-business one-to-one, ubiquitous subscriber-defined fractal end-to-end data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary open-source, B2C, e-business B2B, short-term versioning and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! XYZ Co. has revolutionized the abstraction of project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will augment our capacity to reinvent without devaluing our capability to iterate. Think macro-out-of-the-box. Without preplanned eyeballs, infomediaries are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. It seems puzzling, but it's true! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. practically invented the term "blog-based world-class, affiliate-based power shifts". What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? We always whiteboard efficient sticky re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! The ability to optimize interactively leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. Without meticulously-planned applications, e-markets are forced to become cross-platform. We will brand the power of experiences to aggregate. We will intensify our power to transform without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to extend intuitively than to enhance dynamically. Think virtual. Think customized. Think mission-critical, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our power to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to drive. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "macro-structuring". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think social-network-based, reality-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you innovate micro-wirelessly then you may also reintermediate transparently. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be interactive? The bandwidth factor is leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also scale intuitively. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of cutting-edge user communities. Without meticulously-planned integrated synergies, users are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to envisioneer. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one TQM and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The back-end, 60/24/7/365 reporting factor is strategic, C2B2B, value-added. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. It seems confused, but it's accurate! We frequently facilitate proactive user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We realize that if you visualize compellingly then you may also scale magnetically.