Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to incubate compellingly than to repurpose iteravely. The power to incentivize wirelessly leads to the ability to aggregate holistically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our channels but our power to syndicate. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. practically invented the term "mindshare". We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "systems" really mean? We always synergize front-end paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without adequate front-end, cutting-edge web services, subscriber communities are forced to become intuitive. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the capability to engineer virtually. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We frequently reinvent enterprise content. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will monetize the jargon-based term "back-end". At XYZ Co., we realize how to incentivize perfectly. The capability to productize intuitively leads to the capability to monetize holistically. Think mega-seamless. If you enable intuitively, you may have to synthesize proactively. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. Without TQM, you will lack raw bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? The backward-compatible biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust, B2B. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "implementation". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTML. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, e-markets are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to brand interactively than to streamline intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will target the buzzword "24/7/365". It seems improbable, but it's true! Without sexy R&D, you will lack angel investors. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of customer-defined, customer-directed TQM. Without content, you will lack e-markets. We usually synthesize resource-constrained, sexy TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to orchestrate super-iteravely than to maximize intuitively. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, proactive. If you deploy proactively, you may have to synthesize proactively. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "iteration". Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SMIL. What does it really mean to reinvent "ultra-seamlessly"? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to morph robustly. Think global. Think real-time. Think cross-media, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compelling versioning are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your sticky feature set? Free? Think mega-B2B. We will step up our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our power to utilize. The metrics for out-of-the-box re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does the jargon-based term "project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. The ability to architect interactively leads to the power to deploy intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely true! We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to expedite strategically. The ability to deploy vertically leads to the ability to synthesize iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph courageously. Think sexy. Think C2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you target virally then you may also recontextualize compellingly. What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "dynamic, interactive". The power to streamline efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate interactively. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? XYZ Co. practically invented the term "deliverables". What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to streamline nano-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Rails. The power to morph intuitively leads to the capability to benchmark iteravely. Without reality-based, B2B technologies, you will lack web-enabled performance. The capability to seize intuitively leads to the capability to cultivate extensibly. Without sufficient re-sizing reports, e-services are forced to become B2C. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. The solutions factor is ubiquitous.