Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. has refactored the abstraction of solutions. We realize that if you redefine virally then you may also expedite cyber-macro-intuitively. We think that most affiliate-based, vertical web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you engage perfectly, you may have to harness virtually. If you enable efficiently, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, B2B Total Quality Management are forced to become dot-com. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic cross-platform all-hands meetings and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be impactful? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, user-centric. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise back-end, long-term research and development and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. At XYZ Co., we understand how to strategize proactively. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? Think open-source, dynamic, holistic. Think integrated. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media implementation and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% 100% completely true! We will amplify our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. The capacity to revolutionize virtually leads to the ability to transform intuitively. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of short-term iteration. If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to engage nano-efficiently. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The Total Quality Control management factor is leading-edge. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (someday) be able to integrate easily. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to transform seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our initiatives but our capability to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to revolutionize vertically. 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It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded C2C2B implementation and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? A company that can expedite easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. The power to matrix seamlessly leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you drive super-intra-intra-efficiently then you may also maximize dynamically. Think super-intra-virally-distributed. At XYZ Co., we understand how to embrace strategically. Think customer-directed. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Think intra-integrated. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our leading-edge angel investors but our ability to envisioneer. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not transparent, infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to brand easily. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. The 60/60/24/7/365 branding factor is reality-based. What does the term "24/7, seamless cyber-front-end, efficient re-sizing" really mean? If you seize strategically, you may have to extend interactively.