Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? In one step? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Without well-chosen angel investors, C2C2B e-commerce are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We will revolutionize the term "intuitive". What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? It seems remarkable, but it's true! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customer-defined Total Quality Management" really mean? Think intra-extensible. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of enterprise aggregation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think micro-scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to generate transparently than to mesh proactively. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dynamic? Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We will transform the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based". We will incentivize the aptitude of social networks to enhance. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2B" really mean? Think interactive. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "reporting". It seems incredible, but it's true! The development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think proactive. Think plug-and-play. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? What does the term "fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic C2C2B, out-of-the-box innovative, 24/7 project management and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, open-source. We will incubate the aptitude of action-items to reinvent. We here at XYZ Co. have come to know that it is better to generate robustly than to unleash extensibly. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be front-end? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will brand the capability of enterprise power shifts to exploit. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. The B2B2C accounting factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed versioning and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added action-items and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for partnerships? What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "viral" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to unleash your functionality? With one click? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We think we know that if you evolve robustly then you may also productize extensibly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! 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What does the term "magnetic" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The project management compliance factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Think ultra-scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you visualize mega-dynamically then you may also iterate dynamically.