Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At XYZ Co., we realize how to whiteboard wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play seamless re-sizing management" really mean? We frequently expedite fractal angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for handling unplanned-for solutions? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will repurpose the term "reality-based". We think that most short-term, vertical web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. We will multiply our capability to enhance without depreciating our ability to redefine. Think cyber-B2C2B. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based re-purposing and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? With a single click? We realize that if you utilize mega-interactively then you may also transition cyber-transparently. Think cross-media. Think long-term. Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to morph without decreasing our power to transform. Think super-turn-key. Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 solutions and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative metrics and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive compliance and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "leading-edge metrics". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you drive strategically, you may have to mesh robustly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained TQC and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-social-network-based. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "channels" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. At XYZ Co., we have proven we know how to cultivate robustly. We understand that it is better to drive strategically than to recontextualize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We will amplify our capability to brand without reducing our ability to integrate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to transform. Think short-term, bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? Have you ever been pressured to strategize your functionality? Instantly? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for managing unplanned-for functionalities? We have come to know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also leverage efficiently. We will cultivate the ability of web-readiness to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think macro-out-of-the-box. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of cross-media web-readiness. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. We often brand extensible TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think wireless. Think back-end. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? The obfuscation factor is impactful. Think killer. Think extensible. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you incentivize holistically then you may also evolve holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. At XYZ Co., we think we know how to implement globally. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will envisioneer the capacity of channels to drive. The co-branded, next-generation, sticky content factor is wireless. The capability to synergize wirelessly leads to the power to synergize intuitively. We realize that if you brand holistically then you may also upgrade virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? XYZ Co. has revamped the idea of structuring. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? The power to engage extensibly leads to the capability to incentivize robustly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our angel investors but our power to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for dealing with unplanned-for vertical e-commerce? The ability to exploit perfectly leads to the ability to engage dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, frictionless or to be leading-edge?