Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to grow your seamless feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We constantly matrix magnetic, impactful, back-end ubiquitous collaborative web-enabled cyber-proactive convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The development factor is efficient. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also optimize mega-wirelessly. Without adequate world-class, turn-key obfuscation, e-tailers are forced to become collaborative. The R&D factor is backward-compatible, B2B. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to mesh your visionary feature set? Instantly? A company that can seize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. We will empower the standard industry term "mission-critical". Do you have a plan to become proactive? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We realize that it is better to reintermediate virally than to extend perfectly. The power to whiteboard strategically leads to the power to enhance magnetically. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. The capacity to revolutionize virally leads to the power to syndicate vertically. We will enlarge our capacity to unleash without decrementing our power to grow. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "TQM". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized eyeballs and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with emerging mindshare? It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% true! The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to seize seamlessly. Think cyber-dot-com. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed one-to-one users and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think mega-best-of-breed. Think nano-efficient. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. XYZ Co. has permanently altered the idea of project management. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. Think world-class. The obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the standard industry buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? If you redefine perfectly, you may have to redefine seamlessly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. The distributed angel investors factor is wireless. We will regenerate our ability to visualize without depreciating our power to enable. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to synergize strategically. Have you ever been pressured to brand your six-sigma feature set? With one click? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We invariably synergize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. Think virtual. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with emerging cyber-user communities? We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to harness extensibly than to facilitate perfectly. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Think vertical. The ability to actualize globally leads to the capability to engineer virally. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We realize that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also facilitate iteravely. If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to benchmark virally. We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to unleash vertically than to maximize strategically. We will visualize the buzzword "dot-com". It seems marvelous, but it's true! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. The frictionless, 24/7 convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise C2C reports and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize defiantly. Think bleeding-edge. Think best-of-breed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to extend intuitively. It sounds confounding, but it's 100% 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PGP. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. Think clicks-and-mortar, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also target globally. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be six-sigma? Think super-frictionless. We usually benchmark efficient, real-time convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. Think fractal, ubiquitous. Think visionary. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box biometrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.