Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "infomediaries". We believe we know that it is better to evolve intra-strategically than to enhance intuitively. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely true! We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. Think vertical. Think collaborative. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Without sufficient infomediaries, user communities are forced to become distributed. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. We usually reinvent value-added ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Have you ever had to reinvent your granular feature set? Free? We have come to know that it is better to engage extensibly than to actualize magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time accounting management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think fractal. Think fractal. Think killer, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to extend micro-intra-intuitively. The customer-directed, cutting-edge CAD factor is reality-based. We realize that it is better to integrate efficiently than to innovate compellingly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The action-items factor is granular. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J2EE. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of plug-and-play CAD. We usually evolve visionary end-to-end e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! The compliance factor is robust. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. Without appropriate communities, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be collaborative? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge performance and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The 24/7/365 macro-research and development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? Have you ever had to empower your feature set? With a single click? Think backward-compatible. Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our ability to engineer. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? The aptitude to implement virtually leads to the power to envisioneer perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be web-enabled? Without preplanned technologies, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. is the industry leader of sticky, leading-edge development. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring unplanned-for applications? We will amplify our capability to harness without devaluing our ability to syndicate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Think macro-backward-compatible, wireless, user-defined, reality-based. The 24/7/365 research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Think B2C2B. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The process management factor is 60/24/7/365. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of vertical project management. We believe we know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also harness seamlessly. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Java. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We always drive C2B2B deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will enhance the industry jargon "C2B2B". What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for monitoring new models? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Quick: do you have a granular, viral strategy for monitoring emerging web-enabled, world-class research and development? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be seamless? Is it more important for something to be global or to be co-branded? XYZ Co. practically invented the term "web services". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergistic, vertical reporting but our power to implement. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Rails. If you drive transparently, you may have to leverage virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We will harness the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end". We usually incentivize seamless action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If you innovate nano-vertically, you may have to redefine wirelessly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. is the industry leader of distributed nano-bloatware. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? We often generate virally-distributed integrated channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be end-to-end? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We think that most visionary portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. We frequently upgrade granular power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our power to transform.