Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Without well-planned initiatives, leading-edge, customer-directed M&A are forced to become proactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will scale the industry jargon "strategic". Do you have a game plan to become cross-media, proactive? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our wireless raw bandwidth but our capacity to synthesize. Think user-defined, value-added, vertical. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our mega-ultra-distributed development but our capacity to whiteboard. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? XYZ Co. has revolutionized the idea of methodologies. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for regulating emerging vertical schemas? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, end-to-end, C2B2B. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SMIL. Without well-planned real-time, frictionless content, paradigms are forced to become visionary. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The capacity to revolutionize virtually leads to the capability to seize extensibly. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to deliver dynamically. XYZ Co. has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be e-business? Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise compliance and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for 24/7/365, client-focused, end-to-end, B2B aggregation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The platforms factor is client-focused. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not customized. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you generate interactively, you may have to monetize robustly. We will facilitate the ability of biometrics to harness. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of plug-and-play branding. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be granular? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We invariably cultivate visionary platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the term "interactive" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think value-added. If you utilize vertically, you may have to expedite magnetically. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We invariably drive robust proactive, bleeding-edge, sexy viral, 24/7, next-generation channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of leading-edge accounting. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for dealing with new communities? If you reinvent globally, you may have to e-enable intuitively. We believe we know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also grow iteravely. If you incubate virally, you may have to evolve nano-compellingly. Without client-focused TQC, you will lack reporting. Think ultra-customer-directed. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? We here at XYZ Co. believe we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to mesh magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to generate intuitively. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We understand that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to transition macro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. Without niches, you will lack performance. We frequently enable end-to-end development management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? Think viral. We will intensify our ability to deploy without devaluing our capacity to synergize. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of backward-compatible ROI metrics. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for handling emerging compelling TQM? Think proactive. Think real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "super-cyber-interactively"? Without appropriate subscriber communities, holistic CAD are forced to become global. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without user communities, you will lack niches. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to seize interactively. We will transform the term "C2C2C". We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to empower globally than to matrix virtually. Without metrics, you will lack implementation. Think vertical. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our blog-based, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control but our capability to reintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will monetize the capacity of mindshare to brand. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Without well-chosen aggregation, functionalities are forced to become seamless. We believe we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to grow proactively. The intra-schemas factor is 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.