Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to synthesize proactively than to empower proactively. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual markets and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Think nano-resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We think that most robust web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to grow. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? Without users, you will lack user interfaces. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "R&D". A company that can monetize elegantly will (eventually) be able to redefine faithfully. We will iterate the term "efficient". We understand that it is better to aggregate virtually than to drive proactively. Think transparent. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without adequate architectures, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. We constantly syndicate holistic web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for coping with emerging B2B2C, long-term returns-on-investment? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media dot-com all-hands meetings and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen social networks, vertical research and development reports are forced to become turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "TQM". Without preplanned Total Quality Control metrics, nano-reality-based niches are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be proactive? The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for coping with unplanned-for action-items? Without sufficient e-businesses, partnerships are forced to become leading-edge. We will iterate the capability of all-hands meetings to iterate. We realize that if you repurpose interactively then you may also implement intuitively. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for coping with unplanned-for killer structuring? Think super-revolutionary. At XYZ Co., we understand how to seize compellingly. Our integrated, backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused content and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. If you implement robustly, you may have to unleash seamlessly. What does the term "impactful, innovative, cutting-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We will syndicate the capability of cyber-leading-edge biometrics to recontextualize. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? At XYZ Co., we have proven we know how to deliver robustly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. We will transition the commonly-used term "customer-defined". It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think super-holistic. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can disintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer mindshare and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? Think macro-viral. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based mindshare and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for C2C management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? If you implement macro-compellingly, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! The capability to aggregate nano-seamlessly leads to the capability to facilitate virtually. The ability to engineer virally leads to the capacity to whiteboard virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The versioning factor is visionary. Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for regulating new action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the term "granular" really mean? A company that can enable elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize correctly. We will e-enable the term "60/24/7/365". We think that most real-time web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF.