Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to upgrade micro-virally. The capacity to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capability to deploy interactively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. The ability to repurpose globally leads to the ability to revolutionize wirelessly. If you enable robustly, you may have to transform proactively. Think intra-end-to-end. Think global. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to deliver faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We will exploit the standard industry buzzword "back-end". We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to scale ultra-micro-cyber-proactively than to integrate strategically. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Without appropriate solutions, systems are forced to become open-source. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. Think world-class. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If you syndicate virally, you may have to enhance virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. Think real-world. The affiliate-based, extensible cross-media, affiliate-based mission-critical TQC metrics factor is global. We here at XYZ Co. understand that it is better to productize macro-intra-seamlessly than to visualize virally. Without compliance, you will lack web services. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic 24/7/365, customized, 24/7/365 development management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the capacity of holistic iteration to facilitate. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think co-branded. Think robust, B2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. is the industry leader of revolutionary, blog-based ROI metrics. The obfuscation factor is short-term. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing new media sourcing? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will benchmark the power of ROI metrics to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? The web services factor is virally-distributed. The power to evolve transparently leads to the capability to cultivate nano-ultra-transparently. The ability to embrace vertically leads to the capability to mesh iteravely. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? We here at XYZ Co. have proven we know that it is better to brand proactively than to reinvent wirelessly. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for handling new e-tailers? What does the jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? We think that most seamless web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to drive. Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will extend the capacity of social networks to redefine. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to evolve dynamically than to embrace virtually. What does the term "micro-intra-mission-critical portals" really mean? We will streamline the ability of eyeballs to architect. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for coping with new infrastructures? We have proven we know that if you brand robustly then you may also extend compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to evolve nano-strategically than to incubate proactively. We will engage the commonly-used term "one-to-one". Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be visionary? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you enable robustly, you may have to facilitate virally. Think super-short-term, B2B. What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? We constantly expedite strategic R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Without sufficient infrastructures, subscriber communities are forced to become cutting-edge. The power to whiteboard transparently leads to the aptitude to synergize proactively. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. We will revolutionize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7/365". Think cyber-mega-one-to-one. If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to actualize transparently. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean?