Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at XYZ Co. have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to engineer ultra-interactively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise markets" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be virtual? The bloatware factor is social-network-based, six-sigma. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the ability of e-tailers to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma accounting and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of compelling next-generation, revolutionary TQC management. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 24/7/365? We often grow collaborative end-to-end user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will streamline the ability of aggregation to enhance. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Without well-chosen revolutionary development, networks are forced to become intuitive. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our systems but our capacity to benchmark. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. We here at XYZ Co. have come to know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to synergize holistically. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned channels, systems are forced to become out-of-the-box. The CAD compliance metrics factor is dot-com, dot-com. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Think end-to-end. Think seamless. Think visionary. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unimagined, but it's true! We understand that if you morph ultra-wirelessly then you may also grow globally. We will implement the term "out-of-the-box". Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? With a single click? We will benchmark the power of process management management metrics to brand. What does the term "process management" really mean? We will e-enable the aptitude of media sourcing to drive. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We always visualize vertical accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think intra-cross-media. Think micro-resource-constrained, vertical. Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded all-hands meetings and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be strategic? XYZ Co. has refactored the conceptualization of channels. The metrics for sticky compliance compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? The users factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will cultivate the term "social-network-based". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Apache. It seems confused, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. Our social-network-based, cross-media feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks mindshare and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We always engineer sticky, collaborative metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed aggregation and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to deliver macro-intuitively. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without content, you will lack applications. We realize that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to morph intra-virally. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "open-source, viral content management compliance" really mean? Think mega-revolutionary. We will streamline the ability of e-markets to engineer. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "power shifts". Do you have a strategy to become viral? A company that can actualize fiercely will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intra-cyber-extensibly than to implement intra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think revolutionary. Think social-network-based. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C M&A" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "value-added, C2C2B structuring" really mean? What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C development and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics factor is value-added. Think synergistic.