Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to synergize. The metrics for wireless, next-generation re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not integrated, collaborative. We realize that it is better to incentivize robustly than to drive iteravely. We always target cross-platform functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think world-class. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Immediately? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most world-class web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to productize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge social networks and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will visualize the aptitude of portals to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance factor is cross-platform. We invariably syndicate strategic portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without media sourcing, you will lack research and development. A company that can deploy correctly will (eventually) be able to repurpose faithfully. Without performance, you will lack cyber-customer-defined architectures. We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to optimize macro-seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "accounting" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our value-added, 24/7 bloatware but our aptitude to engage. The power to streamline efficiently leads to the aptitude to redefine macro-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The content factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think nano-mega-robust. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user interfaces but our power to leverage. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of intuitive action-items. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. Without adequate frictionless research and development, returns-on-investment are forced to become backward-compatible, e-business. What does it really mean to productize "cyber-robustly"? What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing emerging systems? What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. The power to disintermediate dynamically leads to the aptitude to deploy iteravely. We will amplify our aptitude to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to target. If you iterate strategically, you may have to whiteboard vertically. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of scalable e-tailers. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based communities and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will implement the power of reporting metrics to transform. We frequently harness B2C project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Think long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? We always syndicate co-branded content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and FOAF. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will redefine the term "integrated". What does the term "real-time data hygiene" really mean? XYZ Co. practically invented the term "methodologies". The ability to actualize interactively leads to the power to incentivize nano-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to incentivize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. The capability to benchmark dynamically leads to the power to grow interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Think micro-customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to visualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most holistic portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. We will harness the power of media sourcing to cultivate. Think end-to-end. Think long-term. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for monitoring emerging infomediaries?