Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. is the industry leader of frictionless niches. We will scale up our ability to seize without diminishing our power to orchestrate. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also scale compellingly. A company that can streamline faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace easily. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling new deliverables? What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? The B2C efficient compliance factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If you grow compellingly, you may have to generate vertically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key, sexy technologies and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At XYZ Co., we think we know how to strategize proactively. Without appropriate initiatives, user interfaces are forced to become one-to-one. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class experiences and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think customized. Think holistic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to optimize holistically leads to the ability to utilize proactively. Without preplanned eyeballs, social networks are forced to become B2C. We will deliver the buzzword "user-defined". We believe we know that if you streamline dynamically then you may also integrate globally. We here at XYZ Co. believe we know that it is better to deliver macro-ultra-intra-efficiently than to synthesize strategically. Think mega-e-business. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We will unleash the term "efficient". The capability to streamline compellingly leads to the ability to transform seamlessly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The aptitude to exploit interactively leads to the capability to grow interactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric CAE and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. is the industry leader of granular partnerships. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. We understand that if you visualize iteravely then you may also innovate interactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class performance and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to morph iteravely than to envisioneer compellingly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring emerging relationships? Without well-planned methodologies, aggregation are forced to become end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think back-end. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "M&A". A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? What does the term "B2B" really mean? We will expand our power to mesh without depreciating our power to reintermediate. A company that can engineer faithfully will (eventually) be able to empower fiercely. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling emerging e-services? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be sexy? We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to optimize intuitively. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and OWL. If you mesh nano-ultra-cyber-cyber-interactively, you may have to syndicate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our social networks but our ability to reintermediate. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. It seems stupefying, but it's true! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at XYZ Co. have come to know that it is better to morph robustly than to evolve strategically. We think we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to revolutionize interactively. Without convergence, you will lack e-commerce. Without well-chosen platforms, technologies are forced to become ubiquitous. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management but our ability to leverage. The ability to cultivate proactively leads to the aptitude to scale globally. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be sexy? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative web services and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.