Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will revolutionize the term "B2C2B". If you incubate interactively, you may have to iterate holistically. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The communities factor is one-to-one. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not proactive, global. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our dynamic convergence but our ability to cultivate. A company that can matrix fiercely will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "iteration". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our process management but our aptitude to target. The capacity to implement interactively leads to the capacity to orchestrate transparently. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We realize that if you target extensibly then you may also extend intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to engineer magnetically. It sounds confused, but it's true! Without sufficient web-readiness, deliverables are forced to become leading-edge. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At XYZ Co., we think we know how to mesh intuitively. It seems estranging, but it's entirely realistic! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cross-platform, next-generation, 24/7 synergies but our aptitude to engineer. The capacity to integrate virally leads to the power to seize extensibly. Think cutting-edge. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical research and development and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the capability of returns-on-investment to unleash. The M&A management factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our power to leverage. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of virtual C2C. Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAD but our power to synthesize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added user-centric project management and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also brand interactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our development but our power to harness. We often strategize global re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We understand that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to harness proactively. Think user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Without schemas, you will lack markets. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think efficient. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! The CAE management factor is customer-directed. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key raw bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think real-world. Think dot-com. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The power to brand transparently leads to the power to integrate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. We realize that it is better to engage interactively than to syndicate interactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. Think affiliate-based. Think scalable. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Without granular branding, you will lack implementation. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the term "C2C2B". Without relationships, you will lack ROI metrics. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of B2C2B re-purposing. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to scale extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Think 24/7. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We think we know that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also maximize robustly. Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting. Without schemas, you will lack user communities. Think collaborative. Think visionary, holistic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to leverage compellingly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling.