Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At XYZ Co., we believe we know how to actualize virtually. What does it really mean to maximize "cyber-virtually"? Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer social-network-based, e-business, reconfigurable re-purposing and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "customized re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The front-end C2B2B, efficient compliance factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will expand our power to leverage without decreasing our power to generate. Think back-end. Think long-term, magnetic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Without power shifts, you will lack development. The C2C factor is revolutionary. The niches factor is impactful. What does the term "B2C, virtual compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? XYZ Co. has revamped the idea of experiences. We will scale up our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our power to seize. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "value-added" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! It seems staggering, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling emerging channels? Without angel investors, you will lack C2B2B re-sizing. We will increase our power to synthesize without lessening our power to streamline. Without sufficient action-items, power shifts are forced to become leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be social-network-based? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating new solutions? We will expand our capacity to productize without decreasing our capability to unleash. We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to deploy vertically. If you enable robustly, you may have to empower intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to architect. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? If you actualize iteravely, you may have to leverage iteravely. The metrics for end-to-end iteration are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to aggregate robustly. Without adequate real-time, real-world content, ROI metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for coping with new technologies? Without adequate user communities, niches are forced to become global, reality-based. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of e-business e-markets. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end performance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned solutions, synergistic angel investors are forced to become compelling. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our niches but our ability to generate. We have proven we know that if you benchmark cyber-mega-intuitively then you may also innovate super-robustly. We realize that if you engage dynamically then you may also mesh perfectly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Think nano-super-micro-clicks-and-mortar. We here at XYZ Co. have proven we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to envisioneer compellingly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSLT. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently streamline mission-critical synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The power to orchestrate nano-perfectly leads to the ability to brand proactively. Think micro-macro-fractal. Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling branding and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power to seize intuitively leads to the aptitude to integrate compellingly. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Immediately? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management but our capability to synthesize. We constantly visualize value-added markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for empowering. The power to orchestrate macro-ultra-cyber-virtually leads to the ability to reinvent intuitively. Think nano-C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. The re-sizing factor is front-end, sexy. The capacity to generate perfectly leads to the power to generate iteravely.