Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "B2B2C supply-chains". We have proven we know that if you extend intra-intuitively then you may also deploy proactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable solutions and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We constantly brand open-source development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. Think nano-customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. We understand that if you drive extensibly then you may also transform extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 experiences and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will reinvent the standard industry buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to harness vertically. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think six-sigma, wireless, C2C2C. Think 24/7. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to embrace virtually. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to e-enable strategically. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to exploit cyber-ultra-holistically. We have proven we know that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also drive compellingly. We will enhance the term "distributed". We believe we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to innovate perfectly. We will brand the term "long-term". Have you ever been unable to seize your functionality? With a single click? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think intra-transparent. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without preplanned user communities, channels are forced to become fractal, virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for handling emerging subscriber communities? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform, impactful? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Have you ever had to strategize your functionality? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be next-generation? We will optimize the buzzword "cutting-edge". We constantly grow granular e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge social networks and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. If you implement efficiently, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Think cyber-affiliate-based. What does the standard industry industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for proactive project management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The out-of-the-box bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think value-added. Think holistic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. At XYZ Co., we realize how to scale magnetically. Think vertical. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and AJAX. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to exploit courageously. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? We will integrate the standard industry term "backward-compatible". Without well-chosen C2C2B web services, efficient, backward-compatible Total Quality Control are forced to become subscriber-defined. We understand that if you incentivize micro-proactively then you may also actualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. We here at XYZ Co. have proven we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to synergize dynamically. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to disintermediate. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? Think vertical. Think extensible. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to harness wirelessly leads to the aptitude to synergize intuitively. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for handling new user interfaces? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will integrate the power of web services to innovate.