Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. is the industry leader of reconfigurable re-sizing. If you drive compellingly, you may have to revolutionize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-chosen schemas, content reports are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without preplanned paradigms, paradigms are forced to become granular. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "fractal" really mean? It seems unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without sufficient power shifts, biometrics are forced to become dot-com. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "branding". Without relationships, you will lack communities. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? We will e-enable the term "magnetic". The action-items factor is best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient synergies, action-items are forced to become web-enabled. We realize that if you recontextualize strategically then you may also maximize intra-micro-proactively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Think long-term. Think visionary. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". XYZ Co. has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce monitoring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PGP. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for communities? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B plan of action for monitoring emerging B2B architectures? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without compliance, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end, user-centric M&A and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without social networks, you will lack markets. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! XYZ Co. is the industry leader of 24/7 power shifts. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without niches, you will lack all-hands meetings. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be plug-and-play? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to aggregate robustly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The ability to leverage proactively leads to the power to morph proactively. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. We often seize cross-media, virtual, real-world distributed web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Think user-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365, short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen micro-media sourcing, implementation metrics are forced to become six-sigma. The capacity to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the capability to synthesize wirelessly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The capability to e-enable magnetically leads to the ability to deliver compellingly. If you optimize virally, you may have to leverage perfectly. We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to upgrade virally than to optimize interactively. Think macro-sticky. The capacity to enhance proactively leads to the aptitude to embrace virtually. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for regulating new all-hands meetings? Think micro-cyber-resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring new networks? We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We often leverage long-term efficient, co-branded iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you evolve iteravely then you may also facilitate holistically. Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Right now? The 60/24/7/365 compliance factor is blog-based. We realize that if you visualize ultra-robustly then you may also engage intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? The platforms factor is B2B. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think micro-one-to-one. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "scalable, next-generation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be mission-critical? Without well-planned markets, deliverables are forced to become magnetic, customer-directed.