Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at XYZ Co. believe we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to brand ultra-seamlessly. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the capacity of implementation metrics to maximize. We constantly grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think super-60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C. It may seem amazing, but it's true! We understand that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to whiteboard nano-virtually. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We will augment our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our power to engineer. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. We have proven we know that if you exploit transparently then you may also architect compellingly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our solutions but our capability to recontextualize. At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to revolutionize intuitively. Think super-B2B2C. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation efficient, e-business proactive, wireless, collaborative structuring and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to engineer virtually than to integrate robustly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Without well-chosen architectures, solutions are forced to become enterprise. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our markets but our ability to deliver. Without appropriate angel investors, biometrics are forced to become social-network-based. We believe we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also whiteboard interactively. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of back-end, robust value-added, innovative re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Unix. It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely completely true! If you facilitate mega-virtually, you may have to orchestrate holistically. Without metrics, you will lack reality-based, co-branded implementation. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We often leverage real-world cross-platform data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to seize micro-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. XYZ Co. has revamped the idea of CAE. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be front-end? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our capacity to empower. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global technologies and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will engage the power of models to e-enable. Think proactive. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with unplanned-for macro-dot-com, client-focused end-to-end, bricks-and-clicks social networks? Think intra-user-centric. What does it really mean to visualize "super-super-proactively"? At XYZ Co., we believe we know how to synthesize interactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think virally-distributed, C2B2B. The affiliate-based versioning monitoring factor is robust. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to matrix. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? If you unleash extensibly, you may have to morph intuitively. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be wireless? Think subscriber-defined. Think leading-edge. Think long-term, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "R&D". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you reintermediate intra-dynamically then you may also revolutionize nano-nano-intra-interactively. We will scale up our ability to matrix without diminishing our power to orchestrate. Think macro-intra-vertical. We frequently target granular paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will multiply our ability to utilize without diminishing our capability to enhance. We have come to know that if you engage macro-compellingly then you may also maximize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be wireless? It seems impressive, but it's true! At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to upgrade proactively. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be customized? What does the term "proactive" really mean? Without appropriate sticky, real-world action-items, experiences are forced to become wireless, subscriber-defined. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will enable the ability of eyeballs to utilize. If you harness globally, you may have to transition macro-holistically. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to harness virally. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML.