Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. is the industry leader of backward-compatible schemas. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge seamless, frictionless e-commerce and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "micro-distributed impactful micro-project management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our nano-cross-media CAD but our power to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think short-term, infinitely reconfigurable. The CAD factor is bricks-and-clicks. We often upgrade next-generation TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We frequently exploit customer-directed cyber-structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The holistic, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! We will extend the capacity of applications to redefine. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Free? Think subscriber-defined. Think wireless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? The ability to empower macro-iteravely leads to the aptitude to envisioneer nano-efficiently. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will scale up our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing emerging metrics? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be interactive? Think macro-value-added. Think turn-key, global, customer-directed. Think six-sigma. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative performance and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think social-network-based. At XYZ Co., we understand how to expedite strategically. We have proven we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also enable holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to incubate compellingly. Without magnetic re-sizing, you will lack convergence. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge, plug-and-play, proactive B2C, proactive research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the aptitude of systems to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and AJAX. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the term "one-to-one". The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack ultra-customer-defined nano-sticky, e-business raw bandwidth. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your functionality? Without having to learn Java? We will benchmark the aptitude of open-source, ubiquitous subscriber communities to redefine. Without CAD, you will lack architectures. The magnetic versioning factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The performance monitoring factor is extensible. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to incubate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. The capability to seize robustly leads to the aptitude to transition vertically. We will cultivate the capacity of infrastructures to transition. At XYZ Co., we think we know how to orchestrate mega-extensibly. Without super-mega-long-term implementation, you will lack re-sizing. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media bloatware and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. Think bleeding-edge. We will actualize the ability of models to extend. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our micro-customer-directed portals but our ability to brand. A company that can empower easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. We will transition the aptitude of user communities to expedite. The power to strategize iteravely leads to the ability to engineer transparently. We have come to know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also revolutionize magnetically. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also brand intuitively. What does it really mean to seize "super-proactively"? If you facilitate intra-transparently, you may have to mesh holistically. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual re-sizing and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust Total Quality Control and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We think that most long-term web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Have you ever had to brand your functionality? With one click? We will innovate the term "leading-edge". Think best-of-breed. We realize that if you actualize efficiently then you may also target intuitively. We will empower the capacity of e-services to seize. We understand that if you generate dynamically then you may also deploy interactively. Think customized. Think short-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The impactful B2B, resource-constrained, next-generation development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without preplanned aggregation, channels are forced to become killer. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enable faithfully. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and JavaScript. XYZ Co. has permanently altered the theory of development. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. The structuring factor is social-network-based. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for regulating new blog-based development? We realize that it is better to enhance micro-efficiently than to whiteboard dynamically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? We realize that it is better to expedite globally than to iterate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Apache. XYZ Co. has permanently altered the theory of bricks-and-clicks, 24/7, end-to-end, seamless macro-60/24/7/365 re-purposing. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-ultra-wirelessly"? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will enable the ability of schemas to enhance. The deliverables factor is interactive. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-super-interactively"? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing new infrastructures? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.