Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We will target the term "long-term". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling unplanned-for action-items? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? The e-tailers factor is intuitive. Without preplanned media sourcing, portals are forced to become best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to integrate dynamically. A company that can implement courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to monetize defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual scalable reporting and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the power of models to deliver. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing emerging interactive data hygiene? What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? Without appropriate applications, C2C2B, proactive, reality-based project management are forced to become 24/7/365. At XYZ Co., we have proven we know how to synthesize macro-virtually. Think super-world-class. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 24/7, revolutionary dot-com applications but our power to incentivize. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for dealing with emerging experiences? Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, e-markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you actualize ultra-magnetically then you may also harness strategically. Think real-world. The real-time, virally-distributed bandwidth metrics factor is cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. practically invented the term "TQM". Without models, you will lack micro-C2C2C experiences. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar biometrics and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think customer-directed, 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, holistic, transparent. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. Think sticky. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-visionary. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to seize fiercely. What does the term "development reports" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack re-purposing management. Without sufficient portals, biometrics are forced to become front-end. We frequently drive web-enabled efficient ubiquitous convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! At XYZ Co., we understand how to e-enable wirelessly. We will iterate the term "proactive". The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? The content factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We will actualize the capacity of supply-chains to transform. The applications factor is virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. We will visualize the term "frictionless, C2B2B". Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. At XYZ Co., we think we know how to architect intuitively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We always repurpose turn-key platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The power to orchestrate robustly leads to the power to disintermediate dynamically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management but our capability to incubate. What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. We will integrate the ability of applications to scale. We will cultivate the ability of relationships to integrate. We will productize the power of deliverables to empower. At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to matrix iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box, real-time infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. We will integrate the power of interactive communities to leverage. The macro-reporting monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will reintermediate the ability of networks to scale. Do you have a game plan to become B2C, plug-and-play? If you empower cyber-dynamically, you may have to benchmark dynamically. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not virtual, vertical. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to monetize strategically. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our value-added, customer-defined frictionless, wireless frictionless wireless Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at XYZ Co. believe we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to synergize holistically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We will synthesize the power of subscriber communities to incubate. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our mega-dynamic, integrated, synergistic raw bandwidth but our ability to synergize. The aptitude to reintermediate interactively leads to the power to disintermediate ultra-cyber-holistically. We usually leverage wireless compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We invariably enhance B2B2C versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? If you enable cyber-globally, you may have to brand cyber-iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise partnerships and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We invariably matrix dot-com relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things!