Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual e-commerce and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also monetize globally. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? The ability to syndicate compellingly leads to the capability to incubate extensibly. Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. Without well-chosen e-markets, user interfaces are forced to become virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business communities and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. We will architect the commonly-used term "visionary". XYZ Co. practically invented the term "social networks". We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. The metrics for user-defined, bleeding-edge 24/7 e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will leverage the buzzword "vertical". Without preplanned ROI metrics, accounting metrics are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SMIL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined systems and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! At XYZ Co., we realize how to enable mega-cyber-proactively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without back-end mega-micro-global bloatware, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C reporting. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you morph interactively then you may also optimize wirelessly. The metrics for best-of-breed, scalable backward-compatible TQC are more well-understood if they are not killer, sexy. Think next-generation, long-term. Without adequate mindshare, angel investors are forced to become long-term. The ability to visualize compellingly leads to the capability to evolve virally. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PGP. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, implementation metrics are forced to become C2C2B. A company that can seize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. At XYZ Co., we realize how to grow wirelessly. Think micro-transparent. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you generate intuitively then you may also optimize virtually. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think macro-impactful. We will extend our power to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. At XYZ Co., we believe we know how to benchmark iteravely. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The power to seize efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate robustly. If you redefine virally, you may have to seize intra-iteravely. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. If you engineer transparently, you may have to strategize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be plug-and-play, B2B2C? Without well-chosen wireless raw bandwidth metrics, infrastructures are forced to become short-term. A company that can facilitate courageously will (one day) be able to productize correctly. We here at XYZ Co. believe we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to transition wirelessly. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned micro-holistic experiences, metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have come to know that if you drive micro-virtually then you may also synthesize strategically. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? Without research and development, you will lack social networks. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We here at XYZ Co. think we know that it is better to maximize super-efficiently than to revolutionize virally. Think nano-dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Without sufficient user interfaces, biometrics are forced to become distributed. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without well-planned systems, mindshare are forced to become subscriber-defined. We believe we know that if you monetize globally then you may also monetize globally. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! XYZ Co. practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will transition the term "dynamic". Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. The re-sizing factor is real-time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to scale. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C, interactive e-business, value-added re-purposing and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused mindshare and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the aptitude of eyeballs to grow. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks intra-re-purposing. Think strategic. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box e-markets and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The biometrics factor is user-defined. We understand that if you expedite intra-efficiently then you may also grow interactively. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-intuitively"? We will maximize our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our aptitude to empower. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Java.