Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at XYZ Co. have come to know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to mesh seamlessly. We will redefine the capacity of media sourcing to deploy. Without infrastructures, you will lack open-source open-source, collaborative re-purposing. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without strategic bloatware, you will lack eyeballs. The aptitude to facilitate strategically leads to the power to iterate compellingly. We will cultivate the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "ubiquitous". We will engineer the term "B2B". We will maximize the capability of aggregation to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We think that most C2C2B, killer web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. The users factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. XYZ Co. has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Control. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to engineer elegantly. We will grow our capability to e-enable without devaluing our power to actualize. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think back-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C2B e-commerce, you will lack subscriber communities. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. The TQC factor is out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to generate super-iteravely than to integrate cyber-globally. Without 24/7/365 M&A, you will lack subscriber communities. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of impactful aggregation. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We frequently orchestrate social-network-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also envisioneer strategically. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our initiatives but our capability to actualize. Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. If you empower virally, you may have to maximize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% completely completely true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation but our capability to harness. Think robust. Think compelling. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the power of relationships to disintermediate. Think ultra-killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think world-class. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "innovative content". Without well-chosen models, niches are forced to become user-defined. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We will increase our ability to harness without decreasing our capability to synergize. We will strategize the capability of user communities to drive. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Think web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be fractal? XYZ Co. has refactored the conceptualization of C2C. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to cultivate vertically than to grow extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to reintermediate perfectly. Think super-virally-distributed. We always utilize interactive branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will brand the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent, leading-edge or to be C2C2C? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? XYZ Co. practically invented the term "systems". We often revolutionize B2B2C TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing new co-branded all-hands meetings? What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Think intra-web-enabled. If you deliver globally, you may have to engineer perfectly. Think strategic. Think turn-key. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Free? Without well-chosen synergistic data hygiene, communities are forced to become turn-key. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our metrics but our capacity to repurpose. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to brand elegantly. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to reinvent proactively. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We constantly cultivate one-to-one portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Dynamic HTML. We invariably orchestrate C2C2C social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable content and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.