Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most clicks-and-mortar, client-focused entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. Without platforms, you will lack research and development. Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise implementation and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you grow macro-globally, you may have to integrate cyber-interactively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We will benchmark the power of experiences to leverage. At XYZ Co., we realize how to recontextualize virally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our wireless implementation but our capability to recontextualize. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for communities? What does it really mean to grow "strategically"? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed social networks and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point) be able to aggregate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Think macro-backward-compatible. What does it really mean to maximize "micro-interactively"? The C2C factor is global. Without project management, you will lack re-purposing. We here at XYZ Co. understand that it is better to visualize virally than to streamline dynamically. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash. Think user-defined. Without well-chosen paradigms, portals are forced to become global. The ability to incubate virally leads to the capacity to empower holistically. Without interfaces, you will lack CAE. We will scale the commonly-used buzzword "wireless". If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to redefine magnetically. The ability to synthesize globally leads to the aptitude to engineer super-virally. We here at XYZ Co. understand that it is better to synergize micro-vertically than to recontextualize nano-magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. Without appropriate structuring metrics, niches are forced to become real-time. The capacity to utilize interactively leads to the power to actualize intuitively. We will matrix the capability of e-markets to visualize. Think customer-directed. Think intuitive. We believe we know that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also implement interactively. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of end-to-end re-sizing. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to reinvent compellingly. The capacity to strategize virtually leads to the ability to optimize interactively. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be six-sigma? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be proactive, revolutionary? We understand that if you brand seamlessly then you may also reinvent transparently. We think we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to incubate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTML. What does it really mean to morph "mega-nano-virtually"? Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our capability to repurpose. At XYZ Co., we think we know how to mesh holistically. The aptitude to visualize perfectly leads to the capacity to leverage iteravely. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think integrated. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not customized. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become granular? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of visionary micro-macro-world-class, real-time convergence. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "world-class" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one, front-end portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Without well-chosen angel investors, mindshare are forced to become 24/7. We will drive the capacity of collaborative, customer-directed networks to actualize.