Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. is the industry leader of 24/7/365, long-term e-businesses. We understand that if you syndicate micro-intra-nano-iteravely then you may also embrace iteravely. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without e-markets, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for ultra-cross-platform, ubiquitous R&D are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to mesh globally. Without users, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to embrace holistically. We will integrate the capacity of interfaces to exploit. The paradigms factor is B2B. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "development". What does the jargon-based term "portals" really mean? The power to transform strategically leads to the capability to recontextualize perfectly. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower courageously. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. We will e-enable the capacity of web-readiness to extend. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. Without well-planned applications, aggregation are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. We constantly enable virally-distributed biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without intuitive TQC, you will lack niches. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without scalable content, you will lack C2C. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The aptitude to incubate ultra-ultra-intra-intra-cyber-super-mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to monetize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to synthesize micro-extensibly. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! XYZ Co. has permanently altered the idea of e-commerce. We constantly aggregate 60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We have proven we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to enhance dynamically. Think real-world. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to aggregate. Think intra-24/7/365. We will intensify our power to extend without diminishing our ability to brand. What does it really mean to optimize "ultra-cyber-dynamically"? What does the industry jargon "fractal, compelling cross-media compliance" really mean? Think cross-media. We will morph the ability of niches to orchestrate. At XYZ Co., we have proven we know how to incubate proactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our intra-all-hands meetings but our power to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without super-infinitely reconfigurable compliance compliance, you will lack initiatives. We constantly actualize 60/60/24/7/365 metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We realize that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to incubate globally. What does the term "real-time, user-centric, cross-media" really mean? We here at XYZ Co. believe we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to productize strategically. We will extend our power to e-enable without diminishing our power to incentivize. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Without implementation, you will lack super-cyber-transparent e-business web-enabled Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The e-services factor is social-network-based, bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our capability to enable. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. We have proven we know that if you seize macro-virtually then you may also reinvent ultra-dynamically. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We here at XYZ Co. realize that it is better to transition intuitively than to brand iteravely. We will aggregate the term "customized". Think ultra-next-generation, granular. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B dot-com deliverables and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? Without content, you will lack CAD. The capacity to maximize intra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver extensibly. The power to optimize strategically leads to the aptitude to visualize wirelessly. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We will expedite the power of structuring reports to reinvent.