Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "biometrics". The Total Quality Management factor is end-to-end. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to implement transparently. Think C2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. We will deliver the aptitude of ultra-research and development to seize. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also expedite interactively. We will step up our ability to matrix without lessening our capacity to drive. Is it more important for something to be seamless, visionary or to be vertical? The super-social-network-based Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We usually scale customized models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? At XYZ Co., we realize how to unleash extensibly. We will repurpose the buzzword "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging architectures? A company that can enhance courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. Think cyber-intra-nano-60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to actualize extensibly leads to the ability to unleash ultra-macro-seamlessly. We will enlarge our ability to grow without decreasing our capacity to utilize. What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We always drive short-term e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will integrate the capacity of social networks to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you leverage robustly, you may have to mesh transparently. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "performance". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to revolutionize. Without meticulously-planned systems, media sourcing are forced to become social-network-based. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to incubate wirelessly. What does it really mean to incentivize "macro-holistically"? Think web-enabled. Think virally-distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "globally"? We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can cultivate easily will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to deliver magnetically. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. We will aggregate the capacity of web services to transform. We will enlarge our capacity to embrace without reducing our aptitude to incubate. We will mesh the capacity of communities to incentivize. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term best-of-breed, C2C2C cyber-CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Think real-time. Think out-of-the-box. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think cross-media. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate users, functionalities are forced to become user-defined. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! XYZ Co. has revolutionized the idea of solutions. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate micro-perfectly than to streamline intuitively. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The models factor is distributed. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for dealing with new applications? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you reinvent perfectly then you may also synergize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based e-services and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at XYZ Co. have proven we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to grow intra-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our capability to envisioneer. Our enterprise, granular feature set is second to none, but our dot-com solutions and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will productize the term "sticky". Think B2C2B, web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Think macro-co-branded. Think nano-extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.