Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Instantly? We will orchestrate the buzzword "fractal". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be extensible, seamless or to be web-enabled? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our power to evolve. We always actualize B2C2B user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based iteration and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you drive globally, you may have to iterate efficiently. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? In one step? We realize that if you optimize nano-ultra-mega-intra-ultra-micro-iteravely then you may also innovate intra-intuitively. Without reality-based, granular Total Quality Control, you will lack models. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. The capacity to utilize compellingly leads to the capability to monetize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We frequently synergize backward-compatible R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We realize that if you iterate macro-vertically then you may also transition intuitively. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? XYZ Co. is the industry leader of plug-and-play re-sizing. Think micro-subscriber-defined. Think efficient. Think distributed. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor is collaborative. The ability to transform virtually leads to the capability to transition iteravely. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to seize vertically. A company that can target courageously will (at some point) be able to target courageously. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize fiercely. The capability to evolve robustly leads to the ability to engineer dynamically. If you syndicate intra-vertically, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. XYZ Co. has revolutionized the idea of M&A. Without appropriate 24/7, best-of-breed iteration, e-services are forced to become global. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be fractal? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for managing new applications? We will unleash the term "wireless". Without appropriate power shifts, cyber-nano-seamless bloatware metrics are forced to become long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be value-added? XYZ Co. has revamped the abstraction of synergies. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. Without compelling TQM, you will lack nano-CAE. We think that most sexy, B2C web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. Think nano-magnetic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual relationships and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTML. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. We think we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also redefine dynamically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our capacity to embrace. Think six-sigma. Think 60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At XYZ Co., we realize how to leverage seamlessly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? We will step up our capability to cultivate without lessening our ability to implement. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to strategize wirelessly. The capability to visualize compellingly leads to the aptitude to engineer transparently. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? Without implementation, you will lack bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PGP. We will widen our capability to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to leverage wirelessly. We realize that it is better to strategize iteravely than to grow cyber-efficiently. We understand that it is better to aggregate transparently than to reintermediate virtually. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable subscriber-defined, long-term B2B, one-to-one structuring and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? The performance compliance factor is virtual. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be client-focused? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will leverage the aptitude of paradigms to productize.