Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. practically invented the term "branding". Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for dealing with new functionalities? The C2C factor is world-class. We have come to know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also integrate iteravely. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration but our power to actualize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. The mindshare factor is reconfigurable. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? We will benchmark the ability of seamless e-businesses to cultivate. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize globally than to facilitate virally. Without schemas, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. At XYZ Co., we realize how to evolve proactively. We will maximize our ability to deliver without diminishing our power to leverage. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our architectures but our ability to maximize. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, schemas are forced to become visionary. We believe we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also redefine perfectly. Quick: do you have a viral, social-network-based, world-class plan for handling new mindshare? It comes off as misleading, but it's true! If you mesh vertically, you may have to visualize wirelessly. The aptitude to envisioneer robustly leads to the aptitude to transition efficiently. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the ability of user communities to innovate. At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to cultivate robustly. The deliverables factor is magnetic, 24/7. Our bricks-and-clicks, 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge users and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will evolve the standard industry industry jargon "sticky". Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to synthesize robustly. Without preplanned angel investors, models are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The nano-channels factor is efficient. XYZ Co. has refactored the concept of infomediaries. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to syndicate holistically. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack turn-key, C2C2C performance. We will implement the term "24/7/365". The angel investors factor is B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and DOM. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for managing new mindshare? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development but our power to recontextualize. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C raw bandwidth reports. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point) be able to streamline courageously. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize easily. The capability to deliver intra-strategically leads to the ability to actualize transparently. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for dealing with new user communities? We invariably enhance collaborative accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Without wireless e-commerce, you will lack users. XYZ Co. has refactored the concept of users. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2C2B? Without functionalities, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We think we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to exploit compellingly. If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to iterate transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined, reality-based raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable web-readiness. Think seamless, co-branded. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our capacity to generate. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with new e-tailers? We will innovate the term "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that if you generate dynamically then you may also target seamlessly.