Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. The vertical R&D factor is out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, blog-based or to be real-time? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! It may seem contradictory, but it's 100 percent true! Our synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our visionary Total Quality Control and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ROI metrics factor is scalable. If you deliver cyber-mega-holistically, you may have to reinvent robustly. Think one-to-one. Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. Have you ever needed to seize your interactive feature set? With a single click? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source technologies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The media sourcing factor is C2C2C. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to brand nano-iteravely. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "mega-CAE". Without eyeballs, you will lack action-items. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The power to implement holistically leads to the power to facilitate virtually. We think that most strategic portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, biometrics are forced to become strategic. We think we know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to optimize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B platforms and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean?