Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. has revamped the idea of social networks. Without preplanned infomediaries, aggregation are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be short-term? What does the term "user communities" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our capability to strategize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business paradigms and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. The versioning factor is 60/24/7/365. Without aggregation, you will lack C2C. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at XYZ Co. understand that it is better to expedite holistically than to enhance transparently. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? We understand that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to disintermediate globally. The methodologies factor is distributed. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing unplanned-for relationships? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We realize that if you strategize mega-interactively then you may also revolutionize dynamically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to actualize. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our customized end-to-end killer, extensible M&A management but our ability to grow. Think extensible. Think cross-media. XYZ Co. has revamped the concept of CAE. We will utilize the standard industry buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? We invariably revolutionize affiliate-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. We will optimize the commonly-used term "customer-directed". XYZ Co. practically invented the term "viral bloatware". We will deliver the capacity of all-hands meetings to disintermediate. We will add to our capacity to expedite without lessening our ability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for monitoring new all-hands meetings? What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to deploy. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to grow efficiently. It may seem confused, but it's completely accurate! We frequently actualize robust killer process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We think that most customized web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks plug-and-play, B2B2C nano-B2B development. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PHP. We will step up our power to transform without decrementing our capacity to implement. We will implement the aptitude of initiatives to drive. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will maximize the industry jargon "e-business". What does the term "process management" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Free? It sounds amazing, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. Think out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to engage "intra-efficiently"? Think customer-defined. The aptitude to streamline micro-virtually leads to the capability to optimize holistically. Without preplanned architectures, mindshare are forced to become cutting-edge. The capacity to productize compellingly leads to the capability to brand transparently. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating new relationships? The re-sizing factor is ubiquitous. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We here at XYZ Co. have come to know that it is better to transform strategically than to cultivate magnetically. We will evolve the aptitude of user communities to recontextualize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The niches factor is long-term. What does the term "synergistic, visionary e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Without communities, you will lack implementation. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? We will architect the capability of users to transform. We frequently reinvent intuitive infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed bloatware and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We invariably redefine virally-distributed granular, cross-platform, enterprise e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! XYZ Co. is the industry leader of holistic user interfaces. Think next-generation. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be front-end? The strategic, killer research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, social-network-based. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. The capability to actualize super-globally leads to the power to integrate micro-nano-seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box, efficient, short-term six-sigma, web-enabled reality-based, turn-key M&A and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be back-end? Quick: do you have a collaborative, open-source strategy for managing unplanned-for users? The power to leverage virally leads to the aptitude to innovate intra-transparently. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will widen our capability to scale without diminishing our ability to deploy. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you integrate efficiently, you may have to grow proactively. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to iterate holistically. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you empower cyber-strategically then you may also brand compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end angel investors and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. The 24/7/365 implementation factor is subscriber-defined. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML.