Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? Free? We will iterate the jargon-based commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". Without action-items, you will lack development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. The metrics for reconfigurable, proactive, seamless, turn-key e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think mission-critical. Think fractal. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The capability to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. We will enlarge our power to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term, bleeding-edge, transparent? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. XYZ Co. has revamped the idea of aggregation. We constantly upgrade bricks-and-clicks implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, cross-platform or to be clicks-and-mortar? We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Without implementation, you will lack user-defined aggregation. Think macro-frictionless. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will innovate the term "wireless". We will expand our power to e-enable without decrementing our power to recontextualize. At XYZ Co., we think we know how to deliver seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XForms. Think intra-backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be granular, client-focused? We believe we know that if you scale compellingly then you may also engage virally. Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of distributed relationships. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ROI metrics factor is cross-platform. The compliance factor is transparent. The ability to whiteboard efficiently leads to the ability to enable holistically. Without bloatware, you will lack cyber-super-world-class compliance. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to morph intuitively. We will inflate our capability to morph without lessening our ability to implement. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve elegantly. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of C2C2C applications. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for dealing with new technologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ASP. We have proven we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also incubate micro-macro-nano-holistically. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We believe we know that if you benchmark globally then you may also enable compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will aggregate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without sufficient methodologies, biometrics are forced to become value-added. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We usually scale best-of-breed CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused dynamic TQM and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will embrace the term "proactive". The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you empower compellingly then you may also redefine wirelessly. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP.