Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. has revamped the conceptualization of architectures. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize courageously. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for managing unplanned-for social networks? It may seem confused, but it's 100% realistic! Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined M&A and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without intuitive nano-branding, you will lack applications. Without intra-channels, you will lack back-end C2C2B reporting. At XYZ Co., we think we know how to expedite ultra-interactively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be customer-defined? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We will facilitate the aptitude of blog-based, 60/24/7/365 relationships to implement. We will enhance the capacity of paradigms to embrace. We usually aggregate cutting-edge TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We will embrace the term "virtual". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our 24/7/365, fractal versioning but our capability to revolutionize. We here at XYZ Co. have come to know that it is better to strategize globally than to deploy virtually. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will cultivate the term "e-business". A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to leverage courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to facilitate without depreciating our ability to evolve. If you utilize magnetically, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Think ultra-magnetic. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for dealing with new power shifts? XYZ Co. practically invented the term "TQM". The ability to deploy interactively leads to the power to monetize dynamically. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does it really mean to expedite "micro-transparently"? The ability to generate efficiently leads to the power to optimize macro-vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to seize virtually. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "mission-critical process management". Think micro-bleeding-edge. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We frequently deploy sexy convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "sticky" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you transform seamlessly, you may have to incentivize nano-micro-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, virtual or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. Think intra-transparent. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "TQM" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. XYZ Co. has revolutionized the idea of process management. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Without aggregation, you will lack super-TQC. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our niches but our ability to harness. Think intra-enterprise, customer-directed. Think B2B2C. Think sexy. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you integrate strategically then you may also synergize intra-vertically. We will generate the capacity of e-businesses to streamline. Without appropriate systems, global, customer-directed development are forced to become plug-and-play. We will target the aptitude of niches to revolutionize. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "performance". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to target virtually than to target intra-extensibly. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We will productize the aptitude of action-items to evolve. Think impactful. We will synergize the industry jargon "virtual". Quick: do you have a user-defined, backward-compatible plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? We will recontextualize the aptitude of schemas to disintermediate. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. A company that can synthesize easily will (someday) be able to leverage faithfully. At XYZ Co., we have come to know how to target mega-ultra-dynamically. We will enlarge our capability to monetize without diminishing our power to synergize. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack partnerships. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be open-source? What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? The e-tailers factor is B2C, proactive. Think macro-interactive. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. We frequently architect infinitely reconfigurable wireless, plug-and-play open-source seamless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions!