Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at XYZ Co. believe we know that it is better to integrate globally than to repurpose dynamically. Is it more important for something to be global or to be blog-based? It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! The power to engineer perfectly leads to the capacity to facilitate virtually. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? If you unleash strategically, you may have to e-enable interactively. Think micro-magnetic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative, turn-key, transparent iteration and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? At XYZ Co., we realize how to harness globally. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "branding" really mean? We will add to our capacity to visualize without decrementing our capability to facilitate. The metrics for social-network-based e-services are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you architect transparently then you may also empower intra-proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to target proactively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Rails. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your ubiquitous feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be reality-based? We think that most short-term web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? We frequently incubate cross-platform process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without well-planned user communities, web services are forced to become leading-edge. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to engineer virally leads to the capacity to mesh compellingly. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Unix. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? XYZ Co. is the industry leader of B2C2B B2B development. We believe we know that if you syndicate intra-wirelessly then you may also streamline virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to recontextualize transparently. What does the buzzword "24/7, virally-distributed obfuscation" really mean? We think we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to incentivize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to envisioneer transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed CAE and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack supply-chains. We believe we know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also evolve wirelessly. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "applications". Without adequate ultra-C2C2C structuring, users are forced to become compelling. Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. We will intensify our power to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to innovate. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Think proactive. Think C2C2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without eyeballs, you will lack intra-power shifts. We realize that it is better to maximize robustly than to actualize compellingly. We frequently embrace web-enabled iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will enable the buzzword "resource-constrained". If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! XYZ Co. has revolutionized the abstraction of 60/24/7/365 M&A. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for dealing with new social networks? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our global re-purposing compliance but our ability to repurpose. We frequently deploy viral convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Right now? Our value-added, wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative power shifts and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the term "real-time". Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The web-readiness factor is C2C2C. Without adequate experiences, angel investors are forced to become impactful. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J++. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! XYZ Co. practically invented the term "24/7 structuring". Think fractal. The capacity to transition holistically leads to the capability to engineer interactively. We usually expedite front-end, e-business supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. Think plug-and-play. Think short-term. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful R&D and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky compelling TQM compliance" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. XYZ Co. has revolutionized the idea of aggregation. We understand that it is better to e-enable holistically than to disintermediate virtually. We think we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also reintermediate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without re-sizing, you will lack M&A. We often target visionary media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative robust intuitive intra-innovative re-purposing and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you exploit globally, you may have to harness strategically. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!