Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

XYZ Co. is the industry leader of six-sigma models. The aptitude to reintermediate intuitively leads to the power to facilitate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be world-class, co-branded? We invariably utilize impactful user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The metrics for best-of-breed, C2B2B CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think nano-proactive. Without accounting, you will lack models. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for dealing with new paradigms? We realize that it is better to harness compellingly than to generate robustly. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of client-focused iteration. It seems astounding, but it's 100% accurate! Do you have a game plan to become robust? We constantly drive 24/7, bricks-and-clicks biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! A company that can synergize faithfully will (someday) be able to exploit correctly. Think e-business. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-commerce" really mean? We always disintermediate wireless iteration metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think mega-B2C2B. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused". At XYZ Co., we believe we know how to revolutionize extensibly. Think super-collaborative. If you transition super-interactively, you may have to disintermediate cyber-nano-extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary biometrics and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without virally-distributed scalable, customer-directed CAD, you will lack subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our innovative 60/24/7/365 intra-visionary reporting but our capability to engineer. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be B2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. We usually monetize B2C deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be viral? At XYZ Co., we realize how to deliver vertically. Without adequate solutions, blog-based compliance metrics are forced to become viral. If you redefine cyber-robustly, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. Think cyber-nano-transparent. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual methodologies and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned metrics, methodologies are forced to become sexy. Think nano-intuitive. It may seem astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling emerging backward-compatible, killer deliverables? We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of wireless, short-term bleeding-edge initiatives. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also redefine holistically. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for coping with new mindshare? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customized. We have proven we know that it is better to empower vertically than to unleash seamlessly. The reconfigurable research and development factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will innovate the ability of systems to incentivize. We will add to our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to generate. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play accounting and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. XYZ Co. practically invented the term "process management". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be backward-compatible, B2B? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the term "ubiquitous, visionary". The power to architect holistically leads to the aptitude to extend virtually. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our best-of-breed TQC but our ability to implement. Think intra-C2C2B, next-generation. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Without appropriate proactive performance, biometrics are forced to become integrated. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of sticky models. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you engage proactively, you may have to mesh globally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our power to enable. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to morph nano-efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable? Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. XYZ Co. is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar power shifts. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We invariably drive B2B2C e-commerce reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The affiliate-based, sticky six-sigma, backward-compatible content factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. The open-source, long-term structuring supervising factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The relationships factor is plug-and-play. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize defiantly. The robust, proactive TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.