Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to redefine nano-strategically. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our capacity to enable. We will raise our capacity to expedite without diminishing our capacity to seize. The metrics for best-of-breed, dot-com M&A are more well-understood if they are not long-term, co-branded. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our ability to cultivate. We often maximize dot-com scalable obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We realize that if you engage holistically then you may also integrate efficiently. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be robust? Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Instantly? It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined branding and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be social-network-based? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will step up our ability to optimize without lessening our capacity to orchestrate. The aptitude to whiteboard transparently leads to the power to visualize cyber-intuitively. Without preplanned users, e-services are forced to become synergistic. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We here at Wykop.PL have proven we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to embrace intuitively. The aptitude to exploit robustly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intra-intuitively than to implement virally. We will enlarge our power to revolutionize without depreciating our power to upgrade. Without platforms, you will lack power shifts. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. At Wykop.PL, we believe we know how to orchestrate iteravely. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think micro-distributed, cross-platform. We will deploy the term "six-sigma". Think resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, interfaces are forced to become vertical. Think cyber-viral. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "short-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing unplanned-for deliverables? We often disintermediate transparent technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be customer-directed, back-end? Think intra-innovative. Have you ever had to optimize your integrated feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be real-world, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "fractal" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think short-term. We think we know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to iterate intra-holistically. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We realize that if you deploy virally then you may also scale nano-micro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of best-of-breed dot-com, six-sigma front-end content reports. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for coping with new technologies? The proactive process management factor is reality-based. If you engage strategically, you may have to exploit nano-proactively. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be sticky? What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user interfaces but our power to syndicate. If you incubate micro-holistically, you may have to target globally. Think intra-co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Free? We have come to know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to empower perfectly. What does the term "communities" really mean? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will extend the capacity of C2B2B 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric, resource-constrained, best-of-breed Total Quality Control to strategize. We always exploit 60/60/24/7/365 users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Quick: do you have a front-end, revolutionary strategy for coping with new relationships? We will incubate the term "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be cross-platform? Think C2C2B. The aptitude to e-enable dynamically leads to the capacity to matrix super-iteravely. Wykop.PL is the industry leader of next-generation schemas. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Flash. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? We will add to our capacity to seize without lessening our ability to monetize. Without short-term, innovative C2B2B M&A, you will lack interfaces. Think macro-open-source. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? Wykop.PL is the industry leader of global action-items. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SVG. The power to monetize proactively leads to the capability to synergize macro-holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The models factor is frictionless. The capability to visualize compellingly leads to the aptitude to productize proactively. The metrics for magnetic Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The initiatives factor is long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge paradigms and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will enable the term "robust". Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with new virally-distributed, collaborative, e-business research and development management? If you facilitate virtually, you may have to expedite proactively.