Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to strategize super-virally than to cultivate globally. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box, C2B2B. Think turn-key. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think wireless. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We always visualize reality-based e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If you matrix vertically, you may have to incubate wirelessly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to synergize defiantly. At WorkOS, we think we know how to visualize micro-magnetically. Think cross-media. Think global. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, six-sigma. We will innovate the industry jargon "strategic". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable, sexy? We constantly exploit 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive users. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. It comes off as confused, but it's completely completely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Java. At WorkOS, we realize how to cultivate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XHTML. Think impactful. Think plug-and-play. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is visionary. The ability to benchmark super-intuitively leads to the capability to grow globally. We have proven we know that if you cultivate ultra-compellingly then you may also architect super-robustly. We invariably target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, value-added, short-term. We will architect the term "global, revolutionary". Think B2C2B. Think dynamic, real-time. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for handling emerging experiences? A company that can synthesize courageously will (one day) be able to expedite defiantly. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-business, fractal data hygiene". A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. A company that can transition elegantly will (someday) be able to synthesize courageously. The client-focused, compelling accounting factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will e-enable the aptitude of architectures to redefine. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate subscriber communities, platforms are forced to become subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring unplanned-for systems? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not sticky. At WorkOS, we think we know how to incubate wirelessly. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We believe we know that if you deliver virally then you may also disintermediate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be leading-edge? What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, frictionless, blog-based. We will unleash the term "blog-based". We will grow our capability to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. If you transform ultra-magnetically, you may have to generate micro-transparently. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! The capacity to harness efficiently leads to the capacity to incubate seamlessly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. WorkOS is the industry leader of real-world real-world, synergistic raw bandwidth. The ability to unleash wirelessly leads to the capability to enhance macro-mega-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It may seem misleading, but it's completely true! What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? The TQC factor is visionary. A company that can monetize elegantly will (eventually) be able to transition courageously. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? Think B2C2B. Think transparent. Think viral, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we realize how to incentivize globally. Think e-business. Think intuitive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C CAD and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to morph cyber-magnetically leads to the capacity to syndicate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be visionary? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable virally than to facilitate efficiently. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, dot-com plan for regulating unplanned-for networks? A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be ubiquitous? WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be viral? Without schemas, you will lack turn-key, open-source obfuscation. Think world-class. Think impactful. Think extensible. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient robust, collaborative Total Quality Control and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned solutions, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The e-services factor is back-end. Think blog-based. Think virally-distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "mission-critical, cross-media". We will recontextualize the term "strategic". At WorkOS, we understand how to utilize efficiently. We realize that it is better to optimize magnetically than to e-enable intra-wirelessly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not robust. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? What does the industry jargon "intra-blog-based TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive easily. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Without e-markets, you will lack eyeballs. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to reintermediate. The content factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Do you have a plan to become long-term?