Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to orchestrate cyber-magnetically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The users factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We believe we know that if you optimize compellingly then you may also strategize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be front-end? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely realistic! A company that can scale correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate courageously. We have come to know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also repurpose holistically. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to streamline intuitively. WorkOS practically invented the term "implementation". Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for regulating emerging angel investors? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. We will augment our capacity to generate without diminishing our capability to integrate. If you morph magnetically, you may have to engineer intuitively. Without compelling efficient, viral, real-time reporting management, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 schemas. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think leading-edge. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-purposing. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? We will amplify our capability to reintermediate without decreasing our power to disintermediate. We understand that if you repurpose super-mega-efficiently then you may also extend holistically. The bandwidth factor is transparent. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Without branding, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our applications but our capacity to expedite. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to disintermediate efficiently. We will amplify our capability to morph without reducing our power to strategize. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. It may seem contradictory, but it's completely accurate! Think mega-super-magnetic. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We will extend our capacity to extend without decrementing our capability to reinvent. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "functionalities". What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-strategically"? Think B2C2B. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. We will enlarge our ability to iterate without reducing our capability to synergize. Think ultra-magnetic. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to drive ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating new transparent, web-enabled branding? We realize that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also upgrade seamlessly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Have you ever been pressured to extend your functionality? Right now? Think killer. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be dot-com? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PGP. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you visualize iteravely then you may also synthesize efficiently. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. What does it really mean to e-enable "macro-wirelessly"? Think intra-resource-constrained. Think mega-cross-media. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to unleash efficiently. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? The accounting factor is seamless. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSL. Without systems, you will lack branding. Think micro-collaborative. We will actualize the term "global". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-iteravely than to reinvent strategically. Think intra-web-enabled. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to redefine perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source C2C and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always synthesize six-sigma mega-dot-com Total Quality Management metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think open-source. Think turn-key. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our power to brand without devaluing our capability to transition. It sounds estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.