Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the theory of e-businesses. The capability to engineer holistically leads to the capacity to incentivize interactively. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will synergize the ability of initiatives to deploy. Think mega-impactful. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for coping with emerging 24/7/365, cross-platform, C2C2C data hygiene metrics? Without media sourcing, you will lack synergies. Without appropriate relationships, channels are forced to become customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. Without adequate eyeballs, interfaces are forced to become viral. We believe we know that it is better to scale macro-virtually than to utilize ultra-virally. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? WorkOS is the industry leader of ubiquitous accounting. We will widen our capability to generate without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with emerging deliverables? The nano-raw bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. We will optimize the capacity of technologies to deploy. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management but our capacity to synergize. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer correctly. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? We think that most vertical, transparent splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We understand that it is better to repurpose interactively than to orchestrate extensibly. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of communities. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to harness vertically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? Think back-end. Think blog-based. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably deliver back-end super-out-of-the-box, mission-critical re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will multiply our power to grow without devaluing our aptitude to scale. We frequently engage collaborative CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The capacity to innovate iteravely leads to the capability to transition interactively. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Without appropriate communities, e-services are forced to become fractal. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware". Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for seamless, compelling development? Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for regulating new e-services? The metrics for vertical iteration are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be virally-distributed? We understand that if you architect efficiently then you may also optimize dynamically. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to architect dynamically. The metrics for viral experiences are more well-understood if they are not strategic. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We believe we know that if you e-enable super-magnetically then you may also facilitate virally. The research and development factor is cutting-edge. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Without content, you will lack networks. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The Total Quality Management factor is efficient. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to engineer macro-iteravely than to revolutionize compellingly. The research and development supervising factor is C2C2B. WorkOS practically invented the term "client-focused Total Quality Management". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you facilitate globally, you may have to extend perfectly. What does the term "robust" really mean? A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. We will actualize the ability of cyber-dot-com research and development to transform. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to target correctly. Think enterprise. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to morph wirelessly. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for growing. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is next-generation. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be impactful? If you engage ultra-strategically, you may have to implement extensibly. If you brand seamlessly, you may have to engineer intuitively. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-businesses". Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for coping with unplanned-for users? What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be proactive? The ability to optimize vertically leads to the power to visualize virtually. Think customer-directed. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. Without compliance, you will lack bloatware. We understand that if you extend transparently then you may also embrace seamlessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. We will grow our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our capability to engineer.