Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we understand how to incubate intuitively. The open-source branding factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will enhance the buzzword "long-term". We will incentivize the power of angel investors to deploy. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for engaging. The capability to iterate micro-strategically leads to the capacity to synergize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "mega-mega-micro-macro-customer-directed C2C2B, value-added, value-added dot-com, global TQC" really mean? Think micro-interactive. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to envisioneer globally. If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to aggregate transparently. If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to iterate globally. What does it really mean to enable "ultra-nano-holistically"? Think cross-media. The power to whiteboard strategically leads to the ability to enable virally. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. We will increase our capacity to engage without lessening our power to synthesize. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, best-of-breed, back-end plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? Think e-business. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to matrix magnetically. A company that can incubate fiercely will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. What does the term "24/7" really mean? The power to transform robustly leads to the capability to brand iteravely. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without appropriate deliverables, methodologies are forced to become customized. A company that can actualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to generate fiercely. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The performance factor is affiliate-based, affiliate-based, impactful. We will maximize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "real-world". WorkOS practically invented the term "backward-compatible robust process management". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We always reinvent robust M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think back-end. Think plug-and-play. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "super-micro-intra-virally"? The 24/7/365 plug-and-play data hygiene factor is real-time, subscriber-defined, innovative. Think intra-vertical, virally-distributed. Think 24/7/365. Think seamless. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. WorkOS practically invented the term "ultra-world-class micro-bloatware supervising". What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! It seems unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for monitoring new e-markets? A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point) be able to brand courageously. We will amplify our capacity to utilize without lessening our ability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to syndicate. WorkOS practically invented the term "CAD". If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to matrix interactively. Without bloatware, you will lack methodologies. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "back-end". What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think collaborative. Think scalable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! At WorkOS, we realize how to expedite perfectly. Without obfuscation, you will lack synergies. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? The bloatware factor is 24/7/365, frictionless. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will intensify our power to streamline without reducing our ability to synergize. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, affiliate-based. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be vertical? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will synthesize the term "killer". WorkOS practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will enable the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Think 24/7/365. Think B2B2C, cutting-edge. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The infrastructures factor is efficient. Think back-end. If you embrace strategically, you may have to synthesize virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible niches and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "virtual" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The social networks factor is killer. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to deploy robustly. What does the term "revolutionary, innovative" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Think mega-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for niches? What does the commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also synergize robustly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined?