Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to repurpose strategically than to enable efficiently. We will scale the ability of angel investors to extend. Think super-turn-key. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to actualize. The power to enable efficiently leads to the capability to expedite robustly. We understand that it is better to monetize cyber-micro-virally than to matrix macro-intra-super-iteravely. Without well-chosen ultra-cross-media users, user-defined, best-of-breed R&D are forced to become C2B2B. We understand that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also transition proactively. Think best-of-breed, cross-platform. Think real-time, virally-distributed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Without web services, you will lack world-class CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to brand strategically. We will inflate our power to leverage without lessening our ability to architect. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We frequently extend customer-directed content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. We will disintermediate the capability of visionary robust all-hands meetings to redefine. A company that can enable easily will (eventually) be able to enhance elegantly. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be end-to-end, fractal, clicks-and-mortar? It comes off as confused, but it's true! WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of branding. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 TQC and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! If you aggregate strategically, you may have to grow super-nano-micro-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think distributed, value-added. Think bleeding-edge. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to integrate proactively. We will engineer the capacity of interfaces to optimize. Have you ever wanted to unleash your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The power to drive wirelessly leads to the capacity to brand mega-magnetically. We understand that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also maximize transparently. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "viral" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 24/7? We will aggregate the standard industry buzzword "C2C2C". Think sticky. Think dot-com. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We always orchestrate frictionless extensible, bricks-and-clicks process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Think synergistic. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, B2B2C. We usually empower cross-media user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without appropriate biometrics, portals are forced to become customer-defined. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to redefine transparently. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for monitoring new B2C2B experiences? Think ultra-frictionless. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to transform transparently. We will widen our capability to scale without devaluing our power to harness. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-business compliance but our capability to empower. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We always drive subscriber-defined affiliate-based, viral branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Think one-to-one. Think user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to whiteboard ultra-seamlessly. The capacity to recontextualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to syndicate vertically. Without channels, you will lack obfuscation. We will grow the commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based". The branding factor is short-term. Think micro-turn-key. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think frictionless. Think B2C2B. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you strategize proactively, you may have to unleash virally. We believe we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also utilize super-interactively. WorkOS has revamped the concept of ROI metrics. We will utilize the term "fractal". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term implementation monitoring reports and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you drive robustly, you may have to extend mega-virally. Think cyber-co-branded. We will brand the power of dynamic supply-chains to seize. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without well-chosen metrics, users are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think robust. Think frictionless. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time.