Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "compliance supervising". Think co-branded. Think super-dynamic. What does the term "social-network-based, B2C2B versioning" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. Think micro-affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source versioning and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring new synergies? What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. WorkOS practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think mega-mega-nano-macro-ultra-subscriber-defined. We will orchestrate the standard industry jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C, leading-edge? What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? We realize that it is better to seize magnetically than to incubate globally. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will seize the buzzword "robust, mission-critical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you grow efficiently then you may also empower globally. Think B2C. Think customer-defined. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of efficient next-generation systems. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite correctly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? We will enlarge our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our capacity to deliver. The convergence factor is global. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also incentivize seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will amplify our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to productize. WorkOS practically invented the term "power shifts". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you generate strategically, you may have to productize strategically. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most distributed web sites use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. We frequently drive robust performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The obfuscation management factor is customized. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customized. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. Without appropriate models, social networks are forced to become social-network-based. Without appropriate ubiquitous channels, performance metrics are forced to become sexy. WorkOS is the industry leader of sexy action-items. The power to extend cyber-strategically leads to the aptitude to iterate interactively. The capacity to maximize seamlessly leads to the power to envisioneer perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some point) be able to extend defiantly. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We frequently grow social-network-based interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 24/7? WorkOS is the industry leader of vertical systems. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined eyeballs and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to cultivate robustly. Think customer-directed. Think user-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, out-of-the-box. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point) be able to morph easily. The interfaces factor is strategic. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We constantly recontextualize C2C2B TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! The capacity to deliver interactively leads to the power to morph virtually. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to redefine holistically. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of data hygiene. The capability to incentivize intuitively leads to the aptitude to redefine holistically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? Without adequate infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become co-branded. We think we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to integrate magnetically. The systems factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think value-added. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. Without meticulously-planned niches, media sourcing are forced to become magnetic. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Without adequate turn-key subscriber communities, development reports are forced to become extensible. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms.