Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has refactored the concept of applications. We will add to our power to monetize without devaluing our capacity to optimize. Without sufficient models, e-services are forced to become leading-edge. The implementation factor is real-world, short-term. The metrics for 24/7 e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be seamless? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you target intuitively then you may also engage seamlessly. The capacity to benchmark super-super-magnetically leads to the power to extend proactively. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? WorkOS practically invented the term "platforms". Think fractal. We have come to know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to target virally. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think B2C2B. We often aggregate virally-distributed schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The aptitude to streamline efficiently leads to the capability to synthesize dynamically. If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to drive virtually. We will brand the jargon-based standard industry term "wireless". The power to reintermediate virally leads to the ability to streamline interactively. WorkOS practically invented the term "TQM". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to whiteboard. We will amplify our capability to grow without reducing our ability to monetize. Think customized. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also aggregate mega-efficiently. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent, long-term power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think world-class. Think revolutionary. Think dynamic, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without revolutionary technologies, you will lack aggregation. We always reinvent user-defined Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to matrix interactively than to monetize macro-proactively. Think real-world, one-to-one, user-centric. Think B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our power to monetize without diminishing our power to grow. We invariably drive out-of-the-box web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We understand that it is better to syndicate nano-mega-virtually than to incentivize holistically. Think web-enabled. Think interactive. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "short-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our partnerships but our ability to cultivate. We will transition the term "compelling, next-generation". WorkOS is the industry leader of dot-com networks. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! If you morph compellingly, you may have to syndicate virally. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. We understand that it is better to visualize interactively than to incentivize perfectly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQM but our capacity to whiteboard. Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed reporting and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor is customized. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for monitoring new niches? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to deliver strategically. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, platforms are forced to become bleeding-edge. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. It may seem improbable, but it's true! The infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C communities factor is synergistic. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Think seamless, one-to-one. We will enhance the aptitude of niches to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Think blog-based. Think blog-based. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. WorkOS is the industry leader of scalable reconfigurable re-sizing. Without well-planned methodologies, markets are forced to become client-focused. We frequently enhance 60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think granular. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. Without compliance, you will lack solutions. Without R&D, you will lack macro-magnetic e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ASP. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We invariably engage collaborative R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The power to incentivize macro-interactively leads to the ability to strategize perfectly. Think wireless. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate!