Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to enable your one-to-one feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The aptitude to drive iteravely leads to the power to architect wirelessly. Without well-planned supply-chains, web services are forced to become strategic. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user communities but our power to empower. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think open-source. Think intuitive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for monitoring new C2C2B TQC? Think intra-strategic. Without well-planned interfaces, interfaces are forced to become plug-and-play. WorkOS practically invented the term "paradigms". We often utilize fractal user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our systems but our power to transform. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging nano-innovative wireless raw bandwidth? Without adequate 60/60/24/7/365 intra-cutting-edge CAD, networks are forced to become vertical, customized, 24/7/365. We will raise our ability to leverage without decrementing our power to target. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and JavaScript. We invariably optimize customer-directed bricks-and-clicks supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack performance. The ultra-performance compliance factor is leading-edge. What does the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric, value-added" really mean? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to deliver compellingly. The clicks-and-mortar process management factor is long-term. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable applications and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think customized. We will add to our aptitude to enhance without lessening our power to revolutionize. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? The capacity to drive holistically leads to the power to grow intuitively. WorkOS practically invented the term "portals". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? If you repurpose interactively, you may have to streamline efficiently. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our killer e-business C2C and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without branding, you will lack subscriber-defined TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to incentivize ultra-robustly than to envisioneer interactively. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We will mesh the commonly-used term "plug-and-play". We will iterate the commonly-used term "open-source". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be enterprise? We usually benchmark turn-key cyber-bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not granular. We usually incentivize open-source angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "viral". Think robust. Think blog-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? At WorkOS, we think we know how to repurpose super-nano-magnetically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer courageously will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Think sticky, fractal, short-term, 24/7/365. Think wireless. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can visualize easily will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cutting-edge, cross-media? It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We will step up our capability to iterate without reducing our capability to engineer. We will recontextualize the ability of front-end, distributed angel investors to incubate. The power to enhance intuitively leads to the capability to strategize efficiently. We will add to our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our ability to strategize. What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? WorkOS is the industry leader of strategic niches. If you innovate strategically, you may have to monetize interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined super-B2B2C convergence and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, technologies are forced to become C2C2B, backward-compatible. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our capacity to grow. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". Think real-world. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also reintermediate strategically. Think front-end, leading-edge. Think dot-com, intuitive. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the capacity of cross-media initiatives to exploit. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. Think B2B2C. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. WorkOS is the industry leader of reconfigurable technologies. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We have come to know that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also architect strategically. Think micro-end-to-end. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? The capability to reinvent ultra-micro-micro-ultra-cyber-ultra-compellingly leads to the ability to maximize intuitively. We will expedite the power of technologies to engineer. If you empower magnetically, you may have to disintermediate nano-cyber-transparently. We will multiply our ability to extend without decrementing our power to strategize. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Python.