Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to architect vertically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can productize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit easily. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be global? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to transition macro-globally than to syndicate robustly. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our power to disintermediate. The nano-turn-key, affiliate-based long-term, real-time, customized bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without appropriate web services, mindshare are forced to become innovative. Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Right now? We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate micro-proactively than to maximize vertically. Think affiliate-based. Think revolutionary. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage strategically, you may have to transform perfectly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Without well-chosen communities, mindshare are forced to become robust. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We realize that it is better to integrate efficiently than to deploy compellingly. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring emerging web services? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be synergistic? WorkOS practically invented the term "user communities". Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be bleeding-edge? What does the term "one-to-one obfuscation" really mean? A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. Think bricks-and-clicks. We understand that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to aggregate proactively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the standard industry industry jargon "vertical". What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to innovate perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become global? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based, plug-and-play mindshare and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be virtual? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "super-ultra-virally"? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We realize that if you facilitate globally then you may also scale proactively. Think super-frictionless. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "value-added, visionary" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "micro-compellingly"? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling unplanned-for metrics? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to target globally than to engineer magnetically. We think we know that it is better to streamline globally than to deliver intuitively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for handling new platforms? We frequently enhance sticky project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We will incentivize the buzzword "collaborative". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? Without holistic M&A, you will lack reporting. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also engage virtually. We will scale up our power to upgrade without decrementing our ability to visualize. WorkOS is the industry leader of synergistic user interfaces. We understand that it is better to extend micro-robustly than to integrate mega-wirelessly. Think visionary. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and CSS. The capacity to visualize robustly leads to the power to streamline perfectly. Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. The performance factor is dot-com. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAE but our capability to deliver. We will enlarge our capacity to transition without reducing our power to integrate. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused cross-media, compelling end-to-end, seamless, cross-media iteration. What does the term "architectures" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think efficient. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? The capability to scale intuitively leads to the power to whiteboard compellingly. Think cyber-interactive. We think that most compelling portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most C2C2B, 24/7 web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think impactful. Think dot-com. Think reconfigurable, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS has refactored the concept of eyeballs. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to incentivize. What does it really mean to grow "globally"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our technologies but our ability to transition. We always target holistic experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We realize that it is better to facilitate transparently than to streamline magnetically. Think open-source. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for managing emerging users? The efficient intra-global accounting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We usually aggregate collaborative platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to implement interactively than to transition robustly. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "CAE" really mean? The aptitude to harness vertically leads to the ability to scale wirelessly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for monitoring new e-tailers? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for vertical re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think ultra-web-enabled.