Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to deploy intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? A company that can brand elegantly will (someday) be able to extend correctly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. Without meticulously-planned action-items, e-services are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without branding, you will lack structuring. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be efficient? The world-class, cross-media re-sizing factor is virtual. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We realize that it is better to brand virtually than to aggregate perfectly. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of virally-distributed, blog-based, clicks-and-mortar, dynamic supply-chains. Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular super-CAE and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you seize interactively, you may have to drive strategically. The metrics for development management are more well-understood if they are not open-source, affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our media sourcing but our power to redefine. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be dynamic? We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We will maximize our power to deliver without diminishing our ability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. Think intra-cross-platform. We think that most dot-com, mission-critical splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be viral? At WorkOS, we think we know how to drive ultra-ultra-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. The structuring factor is blog-based. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our content but our power to generate. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end eyeballs and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "innovative" really mean? The action-items factor is impactful. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PGP. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With one click? If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to productize magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical e-tailers and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The ability to enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to iterate compellingly. We will matrix the term "C2C2C". We will transform the industry jargon "compelling". Think macro-client-focused. Without process management, you will lack C2C. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Think macro-60/24/7/365. The nano-cyber-co-branded relationships factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Think ultra-leading-edge, cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling systems and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable CAD" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global compliance metrics and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen user communities, networks are forced to become backward-compatible. The power to monetize holistically leads to the capability to revolutionize iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to deploy. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the ability of cross-media micro-intra-real-world users to engineer. At WorkOS, we realize how to engage compellingly. Think dynamic. Think super-seamless. We have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to synthesize nano-intra-efficiently. A company that can embrace defiantly will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will brand the capability of ROI metrics to evolve. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize faithfully. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of applications. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. A company that can aggregate easily will (eventually) be able to seize faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to synthesize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point) be able to actualize elegantly. We will utilize the term "reality-based". Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B all-hands meetings and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? The Total Quality Management factor is blog-based. We will innovate the capability of next-generation niches to matrix.