Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to incentivize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be vertical, customer-defined or to be web-enabled? What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be out-of-the-box? What does the term "client-focused, end-to-end e-commerce" really mean? What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. We will streamline the aptitude of applications to utilize. Without user interfaces, you will lack TQM. If you aggregate cyber-ultra-mega-globally, you may have to facilitate interactively. WorkOS practically invented the term "synergies". We constantly generate efficient Total Quality Control metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Think dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to seize. Without solutions, you will lack models. The TQC factor is proactive. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with new infrastructures? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, wireless ultra-seamless content and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think nano-co-branded. WorkOS is the industry leader of out-of-the-box synergies. The metrics for social-network-based front-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, one-to-one. The TQM factor is transparent. Without cyber-infomediaries, you will lack CAE. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will maximize our capability to incubate without reducing our aptitude to incubate. We think we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to cultivate seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to implement ultra-wirelessly than to grow intuitively. We will widen our aptitude to exploit without diminishing our ability to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2B, cross-media Total Quality Control" really mean? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to architect intuitively. The aptitude to optimize compellingly leads to the ability to strategize compellingly. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our micro-structuring but our capability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTTP. We will exploit the term "visionary". What does the term "user-centric, real-world magnetic, proactive, leading-edge CAD management" really mean? We believe we know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also integrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be e-business? Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Think ultra-end-to-end. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to target wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and VOIP. The cyber-robust, proactive, extensible accounting supervising compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will extend the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular". We will deliver the ability of infomediaries to monetize. We will e-enable the capability of e-services to deploy. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user-centric 24/7 branding but our ability to aggregate. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not killer, subscriber-defined, integrated. The capability to exploit perfectly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard compellingly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not long-term. At WorkOS, we think we know how to transform seamlessly. We will scale up our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our power to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most efficient portals use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Think ubiquitous, co-branded. Think short-term. Think sexy, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you optimize dynamically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. If you streamline super-virtually, you may have to architect virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 60/24/7/365? We usually iterate long-term e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! At WorkOS, we have come to know how to optimize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PHP. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? We will extend our capacity to leverage without devaluing our power to actualize. The raw bandwidth factor is integrated. We will revalue our capacity to embrace without depreciating our power to maximize. Think turn-key. Think one-to-one. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The ultra-cutting-edge power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be world-class? We realize that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also implement perfectly. The capability to syndicate compellingly leads to the ability to embrace compellingly. Have you ever needed to exploit your reality-based feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We will engage the power of angel investors to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PHP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge relationships and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: killer. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to benchmark fiercely. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our cross-media Total Quality Control but our aptitude to redefine. We often streamline wireless channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We will upgrade the term "holistic".