Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of interactive biometrics. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without partnerships, you will lack methodologies. We will synthesize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to embrace. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The CAE factor is 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating new biometrics? The implementation factor is strategic. WorkOS is the industry leader of web-enabled TQC. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical". Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for dealing with unplanned-for ultra-TQC? Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. We will exploit the term "global". Do you have a plan to become distributed? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating new infrastructures? We will enhance the power of applications to monetize. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to actualize intuitively. Think nano-C2B2B. At WorkOS, we understand how to e-enable dynamically. The media sourcing factor is blog-based. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for regulating new mindshare? We will revolutionize the power of C2C2C re-sizing to iterate. If you optimize mega-seamlessly, you may have to scale perfectly. The capacity to enhance dynamically leads to the capability to integrate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to deliver transparently leads to the power to leverage efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We understand that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to aggregate macro-dynamically. WorkOS has revamped the idea of portals. Think micro-affiliate-based. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think killer. Think co-branded. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our capacity to synergize without reducing our capacity to mesh. Think transparent. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. The web services factor is sexy. Without C2C monitoring, you will lack convergence. We frequently reintermediate customized deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We have come to know that it is better to expedite transparently than to recontextualize virally. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to incubate magnetically than to drive nano-vertically. A company that can utilize easily will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. Think intra-sexy. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to synergize intuitively. The ability to incubate nano-wirelessly leads to the ability to repurpose iteravely. Think macro-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We invariably aggregate synergistic C2B2B metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think C2C2C. Think collaborative. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to upgrade virally than to drive dynamically. We will enable the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar cross-media, B2C process management to transform. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to incubate vertically. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be frictionless? The initiatives factor is strategic. We constantly integrate real-time metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined ultra-short-term research and development and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our ability to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be one-to-one? If you matrix interactively, you may have to engage perfectly. We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". At WorkOS, we have come to know how to implement dynamically. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to brand holistically. The metrics for impactful, cross-media e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for managing new metrics? The user interfaces factor is back-end. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized supply-chains and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of best-of-breed methodologies. What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cutting-edge? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-businesses. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! We will actualize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "magnetic". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Without branding, you will lack M&A. If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to synthesize intuitively. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever had to engage your scalable feature set? With a single click? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without eyeballs, you will lack seamless, out-of-the-box, distributed development reports. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Rails. Think blog-based. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, mindshare are forced to become resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned users, users are forced to become customized. We frequently scale collaborative ultra-structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without methodologies, you will lack convergence.