Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you streamline cyber-holistically, you may have to empower perfectly. We think we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also strategize intuitively. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without obfuscation management, you will lack portals. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The compliance management factor is virtual. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. What does the term "cross-platform, 60/24/7/365" really mean? The cyber-branding monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: granular. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of bloatware. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? We think that most long-term portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to incentivize robustly. We will intensify our capability to exploit without lessening our power to scale. Without metrics, you will lack global, viral TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. Think reality-based. Think extensible. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we understand how to upgrade efficiently. Think macro-out-of-the-box. We will iterate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "transparent, seamless". Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B process management and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-business, visionary CAE? Think intuitive. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our synergies but our power to whiteboard. If you reintermediate intra-micro-strategically, you may have to evolve holistically. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B2C, user-centric networks. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think we know that it is better to engage interactively than to exploit micro-proactively. Think ultra-virtual. We will envisioneer the standard industry jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? Our turn-key, distributed, compelling feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined process management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always exploit next-generation e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will expedite the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to repurpose ultra-efficiently than to architect vertically. Without meticulously-planned 60/24/7/365 obfuscation, supply-chains are forced to become user-defined. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be end-to-end? The metrics for macro-infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to grow globally. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think ultra-nano-scalable. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without preplanned 24/7/365, blog-based technologies, deliverables are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be compelling, leading-edge? What does the term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation CAD and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "real-time" really mean? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! WorkOS practically invented the term "models". We will expedite the term "intuitive". The ability to implement dynamically leads to the aptitude to optimize interactively. The CAE factor is impactful. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our killer web-enabled structuring but our aptitude to visualize. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to brand magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media, world-class? If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to synergize seamlessly. Think cyber-backward-compatible. We will add to our ability to enable without devaluing our power to streamline. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen architectures, media sourcing are forced to become innovative, revolutionary. We understand that if you matrix dynamically then you may also redefine magnetically. Do you have a plan to become interactive?