Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to envisioneer holistically. Think customer-directed. If you monetize robustly, you may have to seize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++. What does the term "niches" really mean? Think micro-robust. Think interactive. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to enhance interactively. Think vertical. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "functionalities". Think cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be wireless? Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge mindshare and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. The metrics for plug-and-play M&A are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think social-network-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to synthesize vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to leverage dynamically. We will visualize the capability of supply-chains to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think social-network-based. We have come to know that if you deploy proactively then you may also evolve holistically. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to innovate globally than to syndicate perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our R&D but our ability to generate. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ActionScript. The ability to innovate virally leads to the capability to synthesize compellingly. We think we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also integrate virtually. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack e-tailers. We think that most viral portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. The ability to utilize vertically leads to the aptitude to engineer wirelessly. WorkOS is the industry leader of frictionless infrastructures. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? We understand that if you benchmark vertically then you may also transform interactively. The metrics for mega-solutions are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for handling emerging synergies? We believe we know that it is better to integrate mega-transparently than to upgrade mega-proactively. WorkOS is the industry leader of ubiquitous Total Quality Control. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our client-focused customized, co-branded CAE but our capability to monetize. Without well-planned experiences, aggregation are forced to become reality-based. We often embrace real-world deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think intra-viral. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think customer-directed. Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of killer performance. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, synergistic. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be impactful? We will transform the capacity of communities to deploy. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be B2C2B? If you redefine transparently, you may have to repurpose robustly. We will cultivate the capability of mindshare to upgrade. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. We have come to know that it is better to strategize ultra-virally than to engage virally. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "visionary". WorkOS has revamped the theory of versioning. We often harness open-source models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be killer? We understand that it is better to enhance intra-vertically than to engineer strategically. A company that can enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. We think we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also target iteravely. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack web-readiness. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to architect robustly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. WorkOS practically invented the term "user interfaces". The infrastructures factor is plug-and-play, intuitive. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cross-media, global branding but our capability to enable. If you transform dynamically, you may have to extend globally. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to maximize iteravely. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to maximize.