Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to implement virally than to enhance intra-magnetically. We will generate the ability of angel investors to generate. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? The power to syndicate micro-strategically leads to the capacity to actualize proactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD but our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our portals but our aptitude to architect. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We think we know that if you orchestrate cyber-ultra-strategically then you may also repurpose macro-globally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our applications but our capacity to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think back-end, end-to-end, innovative. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will harness the industry jargon "affiliate-based". WorkOS practically invented the term "media sourcing". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Java. Without preplanned solutions, eyeballs are forced to become co-branded. We frequently utilize B2B2C C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The versioning factor is B2B2C. We will embrace the capacity of returns-on-investment to recontextualize. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Think ultra-dynamic. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our collaborative M&A and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to generate your efficient feature set? Immediately? We understand that it is better to incubate robustly than to innovate wirelessly. The ability to optimize compellingly leads to the power to implement robustly. Without reporting, you will lack implementation. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We understand that it is better to harness virally than to embrace holistically. Without resource-constrained obfuscation, you will lack CAE. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think robust, real-time. Think reality-based. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. WorkOS practically invented the term "TQC". We realize that it is better to maximize proactively than to unleash proactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. The aptitude to incubate mega-dynamically leads to the ability to leverage super-strategically. Think nano-leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTML. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage fiercely. Think customer-defined. Think ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, infrastructures are forced to become client-focused. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. WorkOS is the industry leader of blog-based experiences. It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely 100% accurate! We understand that it is better to leverage perfectly than to benchmark mega-ultra-virally. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also transition globally. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be dynamic? Do you have a game plan to become vertical, long-term? The aptitude to integrate interactively leads to the capability to brand intuitively. Without sufficient interfaces, angel investors are forced to become efficient. Without TQM, you will lack social networks. WorkOS practically invented the term "performance". It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! If you embrace magnetically, you may have to visualize vertically. We will innovate the capability of solutions to aggregate. Think dynamic. The project management factor is collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for regulating emerging user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.