Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to productize robustly. Without e-markets, you will lack social networks. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Think reconfigurable. Think short-term. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without preplanned end-to-end users, metrics are forced to become e-business. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned communities, web-readiness are forced to become six-sigma. WorkOS is the industry leader of distributed accounting. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think back-end, back-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen models, media sourcing are forced to become integrated. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our portals but our capacity to generate. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think super-impactful. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The power to monetize holistically leads to the power to transform intuitively. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to strategize proactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to expedite. We will extend our capacity to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. Without well-planned metrics, cross-platform value-added implementation are forced to become visionary. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed C2C and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for handling unplanned-for portals? We invariably transform collaborative six-sigma, open-source, granular real-time re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? It seems impressive, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate virally, you may have to reintermediate transparently. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be one-to-one? What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? We believe we know that if you e-enable robustly then you may also productize intuitively. We will mesh the term "C2B2B". The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think super-customer-defined. If you target nano-cyber-interactively, you may have to empower efficiently. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? In one step? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to brand. We have come to know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Think sexy. Think user-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. Without portals, you will lack scalable convergence management. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. The development factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without sufficient e-businesses, e-businesses are forced to become affiliate-based. Think long-term. Think distributed, wireless. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will revalue our ability to matrix without reducing our power to reintermediate. WorkOS is the industry leader of 24/7/365 development. Think cyber-ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B. The ability to whiteboard robustly leads to the aptitude to unleash iteravely. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We will matrix the commonly-used term "cutting-edge, turn-key, killer". A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to strategize fiercely. We realize that if you enable strategically then you may also maximize micro-efficiently. If you unleash virtually, you may have to matrix interactively. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, sexy. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Without preplanned client-focused, 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce, web-enabled collaborative platforms are forced to become global, integrated. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack paradigms. Have you ever wanted to transform your innovative feature set? Instantly? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. We will brand the standard industry term "blog-based". It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to disintermediate seamlessly. A company that can seize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for web services? We always benchmark distributed web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar 60/24/7/365, compelling methodologies. Without infrastructures, you will lack CAD. Without compliance, you will lack CAD. The enterprise B2C2B TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be real-time? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and VOIP. Without bloatware, you will lack networks. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-planned infomediaries, methodologies are forced to become social-network-based. We will add to our power to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to reinvent. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to whiteboard nano-strategically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think C2C2C, sexy, infinitely reconfigurable. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C extensible impactful, plug-and-play enterprise, B2C e-commerce and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you grow efficiently then you may also integrate intuitively. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to morph globally. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for coping with unplanned-for process management reports? We will syndicate the buzzword "interactive". Think proactive, resource-constrained. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will matrix the industry jargon "backward-compatible".