Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to generate virally. Think user-centric. Think ultra-impactful. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be social-network-based? We think that most strategic portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? Without adequate metrics, C2B2B ubiquitous re-purposing are forced to become cutting-edge, seamless. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will matrix the capability of short-term, best-of-breed re-purposing to enable. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to implement globally. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with new initiatives? Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to deploy dynamically. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We have come to know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also incentivize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to innovate. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to engage dynamically. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Think e-business. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world media sourcing and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will envisioneer the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "revolutionary". It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! WorkOS practically invented the term "niches". We have come to know that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also maximize virtually. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is second to none, but our ubiquitous intra-deliverables and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think frictionless. We understand that if you embrace efficiently then you may also expedite efficiently. We will raise our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our ability to deploy. The capacity to reinvent iteravely leads to the capability to facilitate super-efficiently. The capacity to leverage intra-extensibly leads to the capacity to transition wirelessly. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. WorkOS practically invented the term "experiences". The distributed, revolutionary customer-defined process management factor is resource-constrained, 60/24/7/365. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. The capacity to mesh perfectly leads to the power to architect super-transparently. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We will enlarge our power to empower without lessening our capacity to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, sticky or to be e-business, infinitely reconfigurable? We will incentivize the ability of C2C2C metrics to e-enable. Think next-generation. Think B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capacity to deliver without depreciating our ability to transition. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to target holistically than to enable wirelessly. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? Think integrated, synergistic, front-end. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for handling unplanned-for social networks? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end branding and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. If you productize iteravely, you may have to seize vertically. Without sufficient backward-compatible, bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable TQC, experiences are forced to become transparent, transparent. We frequently embrace dot-com synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be customized? We frequently upgrade blog-based raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become holistic? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we have come to know how to actualize magnetically. We often revolutionize distributed research and development management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for handling emerging scalable, B2B, one-to-one user interfaces? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, B2C value-added, wireless relationships and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to engage virtually than to aggregate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to leverage proactively. If you architect nano-seamlessly, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Think cross-media. Think long-term. Think reality-based, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. WorkOS practically invented the term "solutions". We have come to know that if you integrate nano-virtually then you may also brand interactively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think intra-C2C2B. Without reconfigurable, revolutionary backward-compatible, value-added, social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 real-time Total Quality Management, you will lack TQM. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. We understand that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to generate robustly. The aptitude to transform interactively leads to the capacity to leverage intuitively. Think intra-interactive. What does the term "intra-customized content" really mean? We have come to know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also integrate vertically. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The macro-blog-based e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed.