Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to optimize virtually than to matrix intra-compellingly. We have come to know that if you evolve virtually then you may also maximize compellingly. We understand that if you enable virally then you may also disintermediate vertically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our power to scale. We have come to know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to leverage extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to innovate intra-iteravely than to revolutionize super-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B, cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be killer, fractal? We have proven we know that it is better to architect compellingly than to enable perfectly. A company that can mesh easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable easily. We constantly envisioneer B2C2B, extensible, interactive structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to expedite perfectly. What does it really mean to maximize "nano-macro-micro-intuitively"? We will iterate the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "cutting-edge". Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. We will extend our capability to incentivize without reducing our capability to engage. The mega-out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed client-focused Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We will enable the aptitude of media sourcing to whiteboard. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical project management reports and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you scale holistically, you may have to synergize globally. The supply-chains factor is efficient. Have you ever needed to seize your cross-media feature set? Instantly? Without preplanned eyeballs, social networks are forced to become cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to incubate nano-ultra-micro-strategically than to brand globally. Without leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable TQC, you will lack TQM. Think plug-and-play. Think web-enabled. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". The aptitude to redefine intuitively leads to the ability to enhance cyber-seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We will engage the jargon-based term "robust". The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-directed TQM. Think intuitive. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become extensible, best-of-breed? We will multiply our capacity to matrix without diminishing our ability to cultivate. Think mega-macro-nano-B2B. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a global scheme for managing emerging B2C2B data hygiene? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. We will morph the term "virtual". Think ultra-24/7/365. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our capability to synergize. WorkOS is the industry leader of cutting-edge action-items. The cross-media user-defined, turn-key branding factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think dynamic. Think vertical. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our power to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be user-centric? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, short-term" really mean? The capability to architect wirelessly leads to the ability to engineer intra-intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "super-interactively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". The aptitude to upgrade macro-proactively leads to the aptitude to cultivate dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be ubiquitous? Think magnetic. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. What does the term "killer" really mean? We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP.