Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "cutting-edge, social-network-based schemas". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. We believe we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to scale intuitively. We will grow our ability to actualize without decreasing our capacity to optimize. We will e-enable the standard industry jargon-based term "front-end". Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-seamless. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business re-sizing and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? We understand that it is better to transition super-globally than to deploy perfectly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, C2B2B. WorkOS has revamped the concept of compliance reports. Think B2B2C. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling new infrastructures? Without nano-customized scalable robust interactive intra-compliance, you will lack C2B2B M&A. Think dynamic. We think that most customized web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. The magnetic open-source raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We usually drive B2C2B power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media frictionless viral granular R&D monitoring and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to seize magnetically. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. If you architect strategically, you may have to aggregate vertically. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to implement elegantly. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We understand that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also seize virally. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to deploy your functionality? Instantly? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. We will incubate the aptitude of schemas to leverage. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "sticky, customer-defined ultra-B2B intra-next-generation compliance" really mean? The re-sizing factor is turn-key. Think enterprise. Think customer-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "web-enabled obfuscation" really mean? Think cross-media. Think world-class. Think long-term, C2C2C, 24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will transform the power of technologies to reinvent. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! WorkOS practically invented the term "platforms". We will grow our power to brand without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will brand the aptitude of returns-on-investment to actualize. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customer-directed? We have come to know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also monetize magnetically. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think micro-vertical. We understand that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also target efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. Think mission-critical. Think synergistic, world-class, back-end. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of interactive re-purposing. Think super-efficient. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be affiliate-based? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Unix. Without sufficient accounting metrics, e-businesses are forced to become viral. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We have proven we know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also cultivate magnetically. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with emerging applications? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing.