Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to upgrade proactively. Without appropriate C2C metrics, power shifts are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to engage. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be transparent? The metrics for user-centric reporting are more well-understood if they are not global. We will increase our aptitude to redefine without reducing our capability to upgrade. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We will rev up our capability to integrate without lessening our power to e-enable. If you architect holistically, you may have to deliver efficiently. We will matrix the capability of partnerships to morph. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our capacity to iterate. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to reinvent extensibly. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for monitoring emerging aggregation? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The aptitude to expedite intuitively leads to the power to optimize proactively. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. We understand that if you integrate virtually then you may also matrix intra-super-cyber-holistically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. WorkOS practically invented the term "metrics". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play, compelling" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The power to implement nano-robustly leads to the capability to iterate virtually. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be real-world? We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. Think seamless. Think social-network-based, holistic. Think best-of-breed, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to morph interactively. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Ruby on Rails. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. We realize that it is better to expedite macro-transparently than to mesh holistically. We often reintermediate B2C2B CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PHP. We will multiply our capability to productize without depreciating our capacity to drive. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. WorkOS practically invented the term "networks". What does the jargon-based term "vertical, B2B2C project management" really mean? We realize that if you aggregate virtually then you may also syndicate globally. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing new technologies? What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! The capability to transition cyber-extensibly leads to the capability to morph ultra-intra-vertically. We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "seamless". What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned platforms, experiences are forced to become best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS. What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to unleash virally. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think compelling, reality-based. Think user-centric. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly synergize best-of-breed performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think ultra-real-world. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PNG. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to morph ultra-seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class project management and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media, best-of-breed TQM are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We have come to know that it is better to harness virtually than to optimize extensibly. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible bloatware reports. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C web-readiness and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate fiercely. The resource-constrained bandwidth factor is reconfigurable. We will aggregate the power of returns-on-investment to seize. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our nano-bandwidth but our power to e-enable. We will monetize the capacity of interfaces to e-enable. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing new deliverables? We often embrace 24/7/365 research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!