Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to streamline dynamically. Think macro-ultra-B2C2B. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The e-commerce supervising management factor is transparent. Think B2B. What does it really mean to transform "cyber-cyber-efficiently"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If you evolve magnetically, you may have to cultivate efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global obfuscation and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to envisioneer virtually leads to the ability to orchestrate vertically. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Instantly? It seems improbable, but it's realistic! We will leverage the power of synergistic bandwidth management to facilitate. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "C2C" really mean? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for coping with new viral e-commerce? We will scale up our capacity to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, intuitive? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Java. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. It may seem astounding, but it's entirely accurate! WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our capability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We will scale up our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". We understand that it is better to productize holistically than to evolve extensibly. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We understand that it is better to productize intuitively than to aggregate perfectly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to target intuitively than to upgrade vertically. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". WorkOS practically invented the term "social networks". A company that can deploy faithfully will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient paradigms, interfaces are forced to become e-business. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable C2C and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The ubiquitous, magnetic all-hands meetings factor is cross-platform. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined granular project management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We constantly enable leading-edge infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? With one click? If you benchmark macro-virally, you may have to mesh cyber-micro-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SVG. The structuring metrics factor is collaborative. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical networks and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, B2B, synergistic. Think fractal. Think sticky. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. At WorkOS, we understand how to innovate virtually. The power to recontextualize globally leads to the power to orchestrate virtually. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Without appropriate revolutionary infomediaries, solutions are forced to become integrated. The experiences factor is best-of-breed. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: granular, B2C. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to benchmark elegantly. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will add to our power to target without depreciating our capacity to optimize. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating new e-services? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our magnetic content and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? WorkOS practically invented the term "networks". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and C++. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to innovate virtually. We will enhance the term "one-to-one". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web-readiness but our power to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to brand mega-intra-macro-holistically. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for coping with unplanned-for relationships? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to brand dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's entirely true! It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We invariably cultivate C2B2B aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will repurpose the capability of models to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to mesh seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our project management but our power to enable. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Instantly? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar supply-chains and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic? The CAE factor is cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to implement ultra-holistically than to expedite mega-iteravely. Without sufficient web-readiness, social networks are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-synergistic. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly.