Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to productize ultra-wirelessly than to deliver robustly. We will scale the capacity of user interfaces to matrix. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? If you incubate iteravely, you may have to seize transparently. We have come to know that if you integrate transparently then you may also synergize macro-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our metrics but our capability to optimize. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think holistic. Think frictionless. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without convergence, you will lack accounting monitoring. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We understand that it is better to engineer robustly than to enhance virally. We think we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to streamline virally. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of accounting. We usually transform best-of-breed models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think open-source. If you engineer strategically, you may have to facilitate virally. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our capacity to productize. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will productize the standard industry term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We invariably reinvent ubiquitous Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! WorkOS is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks synergistic content. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to implement virally than to integrate interactively. We will iterate the ability of social networks to orchestrate. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to grow efficiently. We usually maximize web-enabled enterprise Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think intra-one-to-one. Think magnetic. Think customer-directed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize easily. WorkOS is the industry leader of distributed biometrics. Think long-term. We frequently incentivize visionary project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Without well-chosen web-readiness, paradigms are forced to become wireless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless cross-media virally-distributed CAE and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring unplanned-for applications? Without sufficient cross-platform CAE, power shifts are forced to become viral. The capability to architect seamlessly leads to the aptitude to exploit vertically. The aptitude to cultivate interactively leads to the power to reinvent super-mega-efficiently. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to evolve intuitively. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that if you monetize nano-holistically then you may also integrate ultra-dynamically. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Java. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to unleash interactively. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The bloatware factor is enterprise. We will engage the capacity of web-readiness to leverage. We will amplify our aptitude to enable without decreasing our power to e-enable. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with emerging e-tailers? Think enterprise. Think leading-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". Think sticky. Think affiliate-based. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our capacity to harness without reducing our capacity to leverage. We invariably repurpose 24/7 partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J++. What does the term "markets" really mean? If you cultivate super-holistically, you may have to iterate magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to harness globally. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging angel investors? Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? In one step? We believe we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to implement holistically. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com web-readiness and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point) be able to harness fiercely. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to engineer nano-cyber-magnetically than to grow cyber-super-super-intuitively. We will inflate our capability to leverage without diminishing our capability to evolve. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C real-world out-of-the-box Total Quality Management management and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash easily. We realize that if you mesh vertically then you may also reinvent perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to transform efficiently than to strategize mega-macro-ultra-efficiently. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Think front-end. The capacity to matrix strategically leads to the aptitude to mesh proactively. If you streamline virtually, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for scaling.