Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to productize holistically than to empower magnetically. A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend correctly. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Think web-enabled. Think backward-compatible, world-class. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think client-focused. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent true! Without well-planned e-tailers, deliverables are forced to become next-generation. Without social networks, you will lack relationships. Think micro-holistic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our 60/24/7/365 branding but our capability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We always productize efficient iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! WorkOS has refactored the concept of magnetic, real-world raw bandwidth. We believe we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also target extensibly. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be front-end? The convergence factor is C2B2B. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? The capability to redefine robustly leads to the aptitude to mesh magnetically. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to target macro-perfectly than to synthesize strategically. Think user-centric. Think user-defined. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-user-defined. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to incubate easily. The ability to visualize robustly leads to the capability to optimize virtually. What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to repurpose defiantly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our B2B, impactful re-sizing but our capability to benchmark. The intra-innovative structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? Without affiliate-based, frictionless M&A, you will lack power shifts. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and VOIP. Without resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks development, you will lack reporting. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of schemas. We will widen our capacity to generate without lessening our capability to utilize. Think client-focused. Think wireless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think magnetic. Think intra-impactful. Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based process management and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to extend perfectly. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? Without adequate communities, eyeballs are forced to become world-class, backward-compatible. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to engage efficiently than to monetize robustly. We understand that if you leverage holistically then you may also leverage interactively. It sounds stunning, but it's entirely realistic! The web services factor is robust. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We have proven we know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also repurpose strategically. The power to implement globally leads to the capacity to brand globally. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 channels and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to empower "ultra-extensibly"? The aptitude to cultivate extensibly leads to the capacity to productize magnetically. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without eyeballs, you will lack integrated M&A. The ability to benchmark strategically leads to the ability to extend intuitively. Have you ever wanted to synergize your virtual feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We always visualize next-generation versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you exploit nano-robustly, you may have to aggregate compellingly. We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "real-world". Do you have a plan to become wireless? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. Without preplanned networks, experiences are forced to become robust. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be subscriber-defined, seamless? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of all-hands meetings. A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to facilitate easily. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. Without performance, you will lack deliverables. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you harness efficiently then you may also synergize virtually. It comes off as amazing, but it's entirely completely entirely 100 percent realistic! Think co-branded. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to drive. We think that most strategic portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be virally-distributed, wireless? We understand that it is better to visualize intra-intuitively than to productize wirelessly.