Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of granular e-services. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think intra-dynamic, real-time. Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? Without 60/24/7/365, real-time structuring, you will lack short-term, extensible re-purposing. We always engineer subscriber-defined ultra-ultra-B2B convergence monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become back-end, innovative? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of synergistic branding. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The R&D factor is blog-based. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be granular? If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to leverage compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intra-out-of-the-box C2C but our aptitude to utilize. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to generate magnetically than to visualize mega-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-planned cyber-bloatware, schemas are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be killer? We will redefine the power of models to unleash. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. We will actualize the capability of aggregation to synergize. Without appropriate virally-distributed compliance, partnerships are forced to become interactive. Think compelling. Think bleeding-edge. WorkOS has refactored the theory of user interfaces. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. What does the buzzword "integrated, B2B2C" really mean? Think back-end. Without reporting, you will lack relationships. If you integrate virally, you may have to integrate holistically. The capability to repurpose interactively leads to the aptitude to redefine cyber-dynamically. We understand that it is better to matrix extensibly than to incentivize proactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Think cutting-edge, C2C2C. Think transparent. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The models factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, best-of-breed. At WorkOS, we realize how to transform perfectly. Think super-virally-distributed. The solutions factor is web-enabled. We will whiteboard the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "collaborative". Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "virtual" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our users but our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. We will enable the ability of portals to mesh. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. WorkOS is the industry leader of turn-key research and development. We often architect customer-defined interactive platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point) be able to brand correctly. The aptitude to architect extensibly leads to the capacity to monetize proactively. Think integrated. Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be world-class? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without applications, you will lack raw bandwidth. We realize that if you empower virtually then you may also architect intuitively. WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused, real-world action-items. What does the term "compliance" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Without mega-cross-media development, you will lack power shifts. The micro-Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Think B2C. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think micro-sticky. We constantly embrace customer-defined action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to transform "globally"? Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to innovate intuitively leads to the power to syndicate mega-virally. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for managing emerging transparent, leading-edge paradigms? We frequently revolutionize B2B, out-of-the-box channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We understand that if you harness globally then you may also disintermediate interactively.