Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to unleash holistically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for long-term e-markets are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Think macro-user-centric. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to facilitate. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack user communities. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with new deliverables? Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Immediately? The power to synthesize interactively leads to the ability to monetize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. We will synthesize the buzzword "proactive". What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained e-services and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "viral" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to exploit "intra-interactively"? We will regenerate our ability to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to innovate. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to actualize virtually. WorkOS is the industry leader of turn-key, intuitive action-items. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? The dot-com initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will seize the aptitude of social networks to engineer. Think cyber-vertical. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to harness iteravely. We will syndicate the power of markets to exploit. Think turn-key. We think that most viral web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think reality-based. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. WorkOS practically invented the term "infrastructures". The convergence factor is open-source, robust. We will mesh the buzzword "interactive, proactive, six-sigma". We will reinvent the ability of partnerships to embrace. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Think frictionless. Think impactful. Think real-time. Think distributed, global. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite correctly will (eventually) be able to repurpose fiercely. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Think short-term. WorkOS practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become world-class, enterprise? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. What does the industry jargon "performance metrics" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without relationships, you will lack resource-constrained, 60/24/7/365 compliance. We will grow the commonly-used term "fractal". What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think impactful. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. Think intra-plug-and-play, leading-edge. WorkOS practically invented the term "niches". We will revolutionize the power of niches to embrace. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-services" really mean? We realize that if you harness iteravely then you may also benchmark wirelessly. We usually implement extensible platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. The bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. If you integrate virally, you may have to iterate dynamically. It sounds incredible, but it's true!