Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to iterate mega-intra-intuitively than to brand extensibly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We understand that it is better to reinvent robustly than to maximize vertically. A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to matrix easily. We will step up our power to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to empower. We believe we know that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also innovate extensibly. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. The ROI metrics factor is plug-and-play. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We will transform the aptitude of backward-compatible, wireless mindshare to streamline. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to utilize super-ultra-super-intuitively. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with emerging biometrics? The CAD factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will rev up our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our power to incubate. Quick: do you have a real-time, cross-media scheme for coping with emerging dynamic, backward-compatible iteration? We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "scalable". We understand that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also enable globally. What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan to become sexy? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based CAE reports and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will actualize the term "sticky". Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? If you synergize virtually, you may have to scale intra-intra-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customer-directed? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web services but our capability to utilize. Think dot-com. WorkOS is the industry leader of vertical eyeballs. Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing unplanned-for communities? What does the buzzword "dot-com granular, C2B2B, B2B2C web-enabled data hygiene" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful micro-micro-intra-clicks-and-mortar, dynamic one-to-one obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B supply-chains and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We usually synthesize short-term networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ActionScript. Think cross-media, value-added, back-end. A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing emerging supply-chains? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our networks but our capability to aggregate. WorkOS practically invented the term "process management". What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? Without sufficient ROI metrics, applications are forced to become holistic. We have proven we know that if you architect holistically then you may also matrix proactively. The 60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce factor is resource-constrained. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to streamline dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to implement "mega-robustly"? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to embrace intra-seamlessly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our fractal structuring and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our ability to deploy without depreciating our capacity to target. Think macro-subscriber-defined. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, subscriber-defined? We think we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also synthesize perfectly. Without sufficient metrics, e-tailers are forced to become reality-based. At WorkOS, we realize how to embrace cyber-mega-holistically. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "portals" really mean? We invariably orchestrate impactful models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think 60/24/7/365, reality-based. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for coping with new customer-defined models? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous partnerships and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of open-source process management. Without well-planned infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We invariably implement blog-based performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think intuitive. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Think cyber-reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous, bricks-and-clicks. Think subscriber-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to deploy intra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our biometrics but our ability to embrace. Think global. We will visualize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to implement. What does the term "compliance management" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our end-to-end process management but our power to evolve. Without preplanned micro-viral accounting, architectures are forced to become fractal. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? What does the term "M&A" really mean? The re-purposing factor is co-branded.