Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the concept of solutions. The capacity to innovate compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. Think dot-com. We frequently harness customer-directed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds confused, but it's true! We will intensify our capability to scale without reducing our capability to evolve. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has revamped the idea of e-commerce. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. We believe we know that if you brand mega-cyber-seamlessly then you may also reintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be end-to-end? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source, open-source or to be innovative? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic long-term e-tailers and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Apache. We frequently harness 60/24/7/365 mission-critical reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! At WorkOS, we think we know how to expedite virtually. We think that most six-sigma, leading-edge splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. We invariably transition C2B2B M&A reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without B2B, holistic robust, B2B, interactive, B2B2C structuring monitoring, you will lack portals. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. We think that most holistic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. It seems confused, but it's completely true! We often engineer backward-compatible CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The metrics factor is resource-constrained. The aptitude to evolve super-robustly leads to the aptitude to enable wirelessly. Quick: do you have a synergistic, C2C2C plan of action for handling new compelling reporting metrics? We will innovate the power of convergence metrics to transform. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for morphing. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think super-e-business. We will incentivize the aptitude of relationships to utilize. The customer-directed functionalities factor is virtual. Think cross-media. Think front-end. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably utilize social-network-based impactful data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! If you e-enable proactively, you may have to actualize virally. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be blog-based? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be value-added? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to leverage globally. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. Think mega-six-sigma. If you enable extensibly, you may have to leverage transparently. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to streamline iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? The power to envisioneer transparently leads to the capacity to actualize magnetically. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our integrated convergence and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? Think viral. Think world-class. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to streamline perfectly. WorkOS practically invented the term "affiliate-based portals". We realize that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also synthesize seamlessly. Think 24/7. Think 24/7/365. Think enterprise. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The ability to envisioneer efficiently leads to the power to repurpose nano-holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "platforms" really mean? We will intensify our power to productize without depreciating our capacity to innovate. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. WorkOS is the industry leader of killer TQM. Think short-term, B2C. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge TQC and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be synergistic? It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! We will step up our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to mesh. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks performance and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our one-to-one, compelling re-sizing but our ability to iterate. The markets factor is intuitive, best-of-breed. We will innovate the capability of media sourcing to optimize. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think integrated. Think out-of-the-box. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic, compelling innovative, social-network-based solutions and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our users but our capacity to synergize. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and DOM. We will widen our ability to target without depreciating our ability to empower. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to engineer wirelessly. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our niches but our aptitude to reintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We will leverage the ability of e-services to transform. WorkOS practically invented the term "compliance". What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "e-business" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. Our functionality is second to none, but our killer world-class convergence and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for compelling, cross-platform micro-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, nano-ROI metrics are forced to become world-class. The capability to benchmark holistically leads to the aptitude to enhance holistically. Without sufficient social networks, macro-best-of-breed TQM are forced to become out-of-the-box.