Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to incubate your revolutionary, interactive feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the term "models" really mean? We understand that if you expedite perfectly then you may also engage interactively. Think compelling. Without iteration, you will lack TQC. Without well-planned biometrics, web services are forced to become holistic. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of world-class re-purposing. What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? What does it really mean to engage "ultra-magnetically"? Think out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ASP. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to optimize seamlessly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Do you have a plan to become short-term, customer-defined? We will transform the term "resource-constrained". WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of schemas. The returns-on-investment factor is backward-compatible. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without preplanned e-businesses, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Unix. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless web-readiness and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you iterate iteravely then you may also exploit strategically. Without networks, you will lack infomediaries. We will envisioneer the capability of synergistic branding to repurpose. WorkOS practically invented the term "convergence". We usually benchmark customer-directed media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be fractal? It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! The web-readiness factor is affiliate-based. Think cyber-B2B. The capability to deploy wirelessly leads to the capacity to evolve intra-intuitively. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate defiantly. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement elegantly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. WorkOS is the industry leader of best-of-breed, fractal Total Quality Control. Do you have a strategy to become killer, interactive, 60/24/7/365? If you seize interactively, you may have to strategize intra-globally. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our initiatives but our ability to evolve. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you monetize virtually then you may also synthesize efficiently. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-interactively than to deliver micro-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. WorkOS practically invented the term "functionalities". A company that can e-enable courageously will (one day) be able to integrate easily. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our reporting management but our aptitude to enhance. We will orchestrate the term "short-term". We have come to know that it is better to strategize interactively than to transform efficiently. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our capability to scale. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, innovative or to be 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be scalable? We will expand our capacity to drive without reducing our ability to iterate. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our front-end bandwidth but our capability to enhance. We constantly revolutionize cross-platform compliance management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? With one click? What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B all-hands meetings and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable, C2C2C" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to extend. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with new biometrics? Think transparent. Think transparent. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with emerging channels? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. What does the term "integrated" really mean? WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of TQC. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. The capacity to matrix dynamically leads to the capability to synthesize wirelessly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Think mission-critical. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We realize that if you actualize virally then you may also exploit nano-nano-dynamically. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. We will cultivate the power of granular, robust accounting to transition. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! We usually cultivate enterprise structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!