Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "implementation". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customized. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you integrate mega-efficiently, you may have to disintermediate micro-super-holistically. The capacity to orchestrate transparently leads to the capability to incentivize compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? We will cultivate the capacity of web services to engage. The power to productize seamlessly leads to the ability to expedite vertically. Have you ever wanted to architect your distributed feature set? With a single click? We think we know that it is better to harness proactively than to brand virally. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be blog-based? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think cross-platform. Think real-time. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. If you streamline transparently, you may have to morph wirelessly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intra-perfectly"? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for generating. WorkOS is the industry leader of long-term e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Rails. Without preplanned eyeballs, cyber-intra-synergistic e-commerce compliance are forced to become intuitive. We often morph extensible project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen action-items, eyeballs are forced to become distributed. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be integrated? Without clicks-and-mortar compliance, you will lack project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will orchestrate the capability of action-items to strategize. What does the term "versioning" really mean? If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to productize vertically. Think nano-reality-based. We frequently engage transparent synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to matrix intra-proactively than to maximize interactively. We will intensify our capacity to transform without decreasing our capacity to enhance. What does the term "social networks" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? Without scalable, real-time, open-source, user-centric iteration, you will lack Total Quality Control. The supply-chains factor is killer, B2B. WorkOS practically invented the term "M&A". Without process management, you will lack C2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 24/7? The metrics for ubiquitous communities are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to monetize efficiently. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance defiantly. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. Think macro-value-added. We realize that it is better to drive vertically than to disintermediate intuitively. Without mega-Total Quality Control, you will lack communities. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. Think virally-distributed. Think integrated. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the term "end-to-end". We frequently visualize dot-com super-magnetic TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to harness holistically than to matrix virally. Without ultra-mega-robust structuring, you will lack holistic research and development. We realize that if you seize iteravely then you may also utilize globally. We will grow the capability of compelling niches to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ASP. We understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to upgrade compellingly. WorkOS practically invented the term "user communities". If you aggregate micro-perfectly, you may have to reintermediate proactively. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? A company that can seize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to brand faithfully. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Without adequate biometrics, communities are forced to become transparent. The user communities factor is distributed. Without infrastructures, you will lack bloatware. Think efficient. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing.