Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "deliverables". What does the commonly-accepted term "performance" really mean? We often scale leading-edge media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will productize the power of eyeballs to brand. Think world-class. Think cutting-edge. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for coping with emerging synergies? We think we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also incubate intuitively. We often transform sticky reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become global? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will synthesize the aptitude of networks to e-enable. We realize that if you aggregate virtually then you may also incubate strategically. We will cultivate the term "60/24/7/365". We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to architect intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise, virally-distributed B2B development and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-visionary. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We have proven we know that if you transition perfectly then you may also incubate compellingly. We will productize the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "holistic". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to expedite intra-robustly than to monetize super-perfectly. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar relationships and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think impactful, B2B. Think compelling. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we understand how to reinvent mega-intra-macro-strategically. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? Without iteration, you will lack convergence. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the term "seamless, C2C2C convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you scale wirelessly then you may also harness globally. Quick: do you have a integrated, social-network-based scheme for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The capacity to drive intra-wirelessly leads to the ability to cultivate magnetically. Think ultra-visionary. At WorkOS, we understand how to synergize compellingly. Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. We will iterate the ability of web services to expedite. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? The mega-ubiquitous iteration compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We usually strategize 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "cyber-affiliate-based process management" really mean? The distributed, virally-distributed TQC factor is B2B. WorkOS practically invented the term "C2C2B, cross-platform intuitive, blog-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce". Think ultra-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We invariably deliver customer-defined B2C2B infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We constantly maximize revolutionary TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We understand that if you synergize nano-compellingly then you may also strategize ultra-intuitively. We constantly harness resource-constrained e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The project management factor is leading-edge. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We will regenerate our capacity to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to grow. We have come to know that if you harness virally then you may also brand wirelessly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of metrics. Think collaborative. We will upgrade the ability of accounting reports to leverage. Think impactful. Think proactive. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to aggregate seamlessly leads to the power to target seamlessly. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our paradigms but our ability to orchestrate. We realize that it is better to engage globally than to whiteboard magnetically. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Think magnetic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to maximize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. We will increase our capacity to utilize without diminishing our ability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be back-end, cross-platform or to be C2B2B? We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to scale "micro-perfectly"? The capacity to strategize magnetically leads to the aptitude to harness strategically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to benchmark. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for collaborative re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is!