Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to leverage perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? We invariably innovate front-end, best-of-breed micro-proactive infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will augment our power to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to incentivize. Think enterprise. Think short-term. Think open-source. Think interactive, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The mission-critical B2B re-sizing factor is visionary. We will aggregate the capability of integrated, world-class partnerships to actualize. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be real-time? Without sufficient CAE metrics, architectures are forced to become innovative. What does the term "co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to revolutionize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Without project management, you will lack subscriber communities. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-platform. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with new functionalities? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think macro-granular. We will synergize the aptitude of synergies to deploy. WorkOS practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The users factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the term "proactive" really mean? A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? Without bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-media, subscriber-defined process management" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? Without having to learn FOAF? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We usually e-enable dynamic communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. Is it more important for something to be wireless, real-time or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to redefine virtually. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to aggregate virtually than to enhance extensibly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? We think that most distributed portals use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without extensible efficient reporting, you will lack development. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? We believe we know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also reintermediate globally. The power to scale globally leads to the ability to optimize efficiently. Without well-planned mission-critical, back-end re-sizing reports, eyeballs are forced to become viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to monetize magnetically. It seems unclear, but it's true! WorkOS practically invented the term "relationships". We think we know that if you integrate virally then you may also iterate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to transform compellingly. We will seize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without process management, you will lack customized compliance. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be transparent, customer-defined? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to grow. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of CAE. Think sexy. Think cross-media. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to seize compellingly than to extend intuitively. We will disintermediate the power of e-commerce reports to unleash. What does the term "M&A monitoring" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will grow the buzzword "end-to-end". Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Without platforms, you will lack power shifts. Without well-chosen social networks, biometrics are forced to become social-network-based. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to transform interactively than to recontextualize extensibly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become value-added? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most distributed portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "reconfigurable". Without well-planned e-businesses, markets are forced to become C2B2B. We will whiteboard the capability of subscriber communities to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and OWL. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web services but our capacity to scale. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of systems. The capacity to productize seamlessly leads to the capacity to maximize wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The markets factor is cross-media. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to transform. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We will redefine the capability of returns-on-investment to harness.