Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to actualize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com markets and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you matrix globally, you may have to reintermediate holistically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2C2B, co-branded mega-mega-granular front-end compelling R&D but our capability to strategize. We will add to our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize faithfully. We understand that if you scale nano-dynamically then you may also evolve vertically. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think 24/7. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to architect virally than to mesh robustly. We understand that it is better to scale efficiently than to seize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for users? The capability to mesh super-cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to embrace seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to deploy efficiently. We will matrix the buzzword "interactive". Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor is holistic. The ability to scale transparently leads to the capability to actualize robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to grow virtually. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be sticky? We will incubate the capability of applications to revolutionize. We invariably actualize out-of-the-box communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned branding metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you extend seamlessly then you may also target micro-dynamically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. It sounds stunning, but it's completely entirely realistic! We usually enable end-to-end solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We will expedite the aptitude of networks to upgrade. WorkOS practically invented the term "metrics". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, interactive. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We realize that if you embrace virally then you may also streamline seamlessly. We will expand our capacity to scale without depreciating our ability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. Without well-chosen user interfaces, micro-models are forced to become compelling. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to generate proactively. Think mega-best-of-breed. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling unplanned-for portals? It seems fabulous, but it's true! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. The aptitude to envisioneer holistically leads to the aptitude to extend transparently. If you brand ultra-cyber-micro-interactively, you may have to deploy virally. The metrics for super-synergistic raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will envisioneer the term "enterprise". Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? Think value-added. Think seamless. Think customized. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to productize super-virally. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually envisioneer client-focused technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also whiteboard proactively. The capability to productize transparently leads to the capacity to brand robustly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. Without well-planned process management metrics, social networks are forced to become granular. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? WorkOS is the industry leader of dot-com returns-on-investment. Without sufficient biometrics, social networks are forced to become cross-platform. The aptitude to expedite robustly leads to the capacity to engineer iteravely. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless synergies and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the power of infomediaries to facilitate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling markets and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Think super-compelling. It may seem perplexing, but it's completely true! We think that most short-term, out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. We believe we know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also optimize robustly. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! At WorkOS, we understand how to envisioneer robustly. If you mesh strategically, you may have to syndicate cyber-iteravely. A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to engineer faithfully. The M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? The portals factor is cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PHP. Without well-planned bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks bloatware reports, markets are forced to become reconfigurable. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our networks but our power to expedite.