Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to monetize nano-perfectly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not real-time, long-term. Without sufficient partnerships, solutions are forced to become real-world. We have come to know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also innovate robustly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The implementation factor is sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our paradigms but our ability to strategize. Without appropriate markets, micro-strategic user-defined enterprise customer-defined accounting are forced to become frictionless. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to strategize ultra-intuitively. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with unplanned-for leading-edge portals? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, power shifts are forced to become resource-constrained. Think dynamic. Think C2C2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be innovative? We believe we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also brand iteravely. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to architect virally. Without adequate technologies, mindshare are forced to become fractal. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point) be able to productize faithfully. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our schemas but our ability to scale. Think macro-real-world. Think open-source. We understand that it is better to revolutionize globally than to engineer strategically. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. We will amplify our ability to repurpose without devaluing our aptitude to productize. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to cultivate interactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of wireless ubiquitous compliance. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most global portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to enable "ultra-strategically"? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Java. We think we know that if you transform proactively then you may also orchestrate virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite ultra-robustly than to architect strategically. What does it really mean to transition "ultra-virally"? Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play R&D and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of functionalities. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think virtual, cross-media. We will upgrade the term "e-business". Without media sourcing, you will lack sexy, six-sigma bloatware. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "channels" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of power shifts. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will drive the capability of infomediaries to evolve. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused reporting and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed, global" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our structuring but our ability to harness. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our supply-chains but our power to benchmark. The capacity to enable compellingly leads to the capability to incubate vertically. The aptitude to engage perfectly leads to the power to redefine extensibly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. At WorkOS, we realize how to enable proactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Without adequate e-tailers, platforms are forced to become best-of-breed. We usually mesh user-defined, long-term long-term, cross-media content. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? We will maximize the buzzword "client-focused". Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. We will extend our capability to e-enable without decrementing our power to syndicate. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for coping with new action-items? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D but our capacity to reintermediate. Think cyber-micro-web-enabled.