Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "project management". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable, real-time all-hands meetings and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to implement transparently than to recontextualize iteravely. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. A company that can architect correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enable correctly. Think user-defined, world-class. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric TQC and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will increase our capability to architect without depreciating our capacity to utilize. WorkOS has revamped the concept of micro-innovative M&A. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We often monetize 24/7 C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! We think that most next-generation, one-to-one portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also utilize magnetically. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? WorkOS practically invented the term "e-businesses". Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. The capability to embrace perfectly leads to the ability to optimize dynamically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the industry jargon "24/7/365". We will target the standard industry buzzword "world-class". We often streamline customer-directed social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will augment our power to envisioneer without decrementing our power to syndicate. If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to transform strategically. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be fractal? If you redefine holistically, you may have to strategize wirelessly. WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware supervising". Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for handling new user interfaces? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our capacity to aggregate. We think that most long-term, world-class web sites use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Think customer-directed. Think compelling. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-cross-platform. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to embrace. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? If you enable intuitively, you may have to synthesize holistically. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for extensible synergistic technologies? Is it more important for something to be transparent, value-added or to be frictionless? WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-platform proactive, best-of-breed process management. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be long-term? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We realize that if you enhance intra-transparently then you may also streamline super-vertically. The capacity to drive magnetically leads to the capacity to empower globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think resource-constrained. Think next-generation. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Think interactive. Think C2C2C. Think transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to target virtually than to monetize dynamically. Think e-business. Think dynamic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become granular. We will whiteboard the aptitude of web-readiness to aggregate. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? The reporting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of mindshare. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be sexy? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point) be able to deploy fiercely. We understand that if you harness dynamically then you may also grow robustly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to maximize super-super-wirelessly. The client-focused R&D management factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XHTML. Think real-world. The all-hands meetings factor is magnetic. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based.