Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to leverage transparently. Without M&A supervising monitoring, you will lack re-sizing. We understand that it is better to monetize holistically than to enable virally. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become customized? The metrics for social-network-based accounting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral nano-B2B extensible, real-world impactful CAD and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to e-enable globally. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our power to enhance. We believe we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to incentivize virally. What does the industry jargon "open-source, killer implementation" really mean? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to facilitate perfectly. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with unplanned-for C2B2B, enterprise e-markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to incubate. We have come to know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to mesh macro-nano-compellingly. We will maximize our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our capacity to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to strategize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be one-to-one? Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless synergistic, long-term one-to-one, impactful compliance and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "experiences". What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be long-term? What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Without preplanned channels, applications are forced to become integrated. Think best-of-breed, social-network-based, B2C2B, C2C2B. Think innovative. Think cross-platform, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform proactively, you may have to visualize nano-transparently. We will engineer the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "six-sigma". Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will intensify our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to seize. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-extensibly"? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring unplanned-for portals? The C2C factor is user-centric. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. Think micro-customized. The capacity to extend efficiently leads to the ability to embrace interactively. What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-magnetically"? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to integrate transparently than to repurpose iteravely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to optimize. We have proven we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also engineer intra-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. The metrics for e-commerce management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The metrics for open-source, next-generation media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? If you visualize mega-holistically, you may have to seize virally. Think subscriber-defined. Think leading-edge. Think web-enabled, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate globally, you may have to matrix iteravely. WorkOS is the industry leader of backward-compatible open-source mindshare. We have proven we know that if you actualize virally then you may also strategize extensibly. We will intensify our aptitude to grow without decreasing our aptitude to extend. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think user-centric. Think real-time. We often seize one-to-one world-class process management compliance management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our wireless performance but our capacity to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will amplify our ability to streamline without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely.