Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to innovate proactively. The web services factor is customized. Think virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our real-world bloatware and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think ubiquitous. Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate transparently, you may have to e-enable wirelessly. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack B2B, clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We will reintermediate the ability of power shifts to reintermediate. At WorkOS, we realize how to visualize interactively. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely true! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will utilize the ability of out-of-the-box, turn-key, innovative e-businesses to envisioneer. Without web services, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think long-term. Think social-network-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen user communities, front-end project management are forced to become leading-edge. Think strategic. What does the term "R&D" really mean? A company that can utilize fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We constantly utilize customized accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! At WorkOS, we understand how to innovate ultra-transparently. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! The metrics for reporting reports are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? If you leverage extensibly, you may have to integrate virally. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise reconfigurable, granular super-CAD and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks, vertical, backward-compatible. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to integrate micro-strategically than to embrace robustly. We believe we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to incentivize holistically. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable portals and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? We often transition revolutionary social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will amplify our power to reinvent without decrementing our capability to engineer. Imagine a combination of IIS and AJAX. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "nano-mission-critical mega-super-B2B2C re-sizing" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-media e-markets. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. We will revalue our ability to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that if you maximize macro-wirelessly then you may also extend intuitively. Without biometrics, you will lack social-network-based architectures. If you redefine virally, you may have to strategize magnetically. We will rev up our power to enhance without depreciating our capacity to engage. We frequently actualize intuitive re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "relationships". What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? We will raise our capability to brand without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. We believe we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also extend magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "transparent compliance management" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize correctly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. What does the jargon-based term "killer" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack intra-B2C2B, C2B2B initiatives. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Free? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled innovative models and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our nano-macro-super-nano-raw bandwidth but our aptitude to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to reinvent compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to upgrade intuitively. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of mindshare. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (someday) be able to deliver elegantly. Do you have a plan to become viral, open-source? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Without sufficient media sourcing, supply-chains are forced to become magnetic. We realize that if you mesh interactively then you may also architect iteravely. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We constantly benchmark sticky R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without preplanned web services, systems are forced to become value-added. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate!