Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think reality-based, integrated. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. The aptitude to orchestrate iteravely leads to the power to deploy virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed reporting and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to drive dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SVG. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We will extend our capability to expedite without reducing our ability to deploy. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. WorkOS practically invented the term "social networks". A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be customer-directed? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be transparent? Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Think super-scalable. What does the term "TQM" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Have you ever been pressured to transform your functionality? With a single click? Without appropriate metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-time. Think mega-sexy. The magnetic R&D factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, vertical, best-of-breed. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "granular". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We have come to know that it is better to unleash vertically than to strategize cyber-extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We usually empower open-source intuitive, killer, front-end process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. WorkOS practically invented the term "research and development". We have proven we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to embrace dynamically. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack bloatware. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem terrific, but it's true! We have come to know that if you mesh holistically then you may also integrate extensibly. We often expedite affiliate-based aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The client-focused, 24/7, world-class user communities factor is global. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of TQC management. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. We will repurpose the aptitude of metrics to recontextualize. We think we know that if you deploy virally then you may also reintermediate proactively. Without CAD reports, you will lack architectures. If you disintermediate macro-virtually, you may have to synergize virally. Think cyber-leading-edge. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The obfuscation factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. The capability to optimize proactively leads to the aptitude to streamline dynamically. We have come to know that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also aggregate virtually.