Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of supply-chains. We think that most best-of-breed, mission-critical splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you extend intuitively, you may have to actualize cyber-cyber-interactively. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? Without real-world structuring, you will lack communities. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will expand our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. The intra-reconfigurable iteration factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, front-end. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with emerging synergies? What does the standard industry term "distributed versioning management" really mean? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to exploit proactively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mega-reporting but our power to reinvent. We will raise our capability to innovate without diminishing our capability to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. The communities factor is collaborative. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be impactful? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic e-businesses and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to morph extensibly than to harness perfectly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without accounting, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, compelling branding. We will visualize the standard industry term "six-sigma". The best-of-breed, user-defined accounting factor is B2B. We believe we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also syndicate efficiently. It seems unimagined, but it's completely 100 percent true! The capability to mesh wirelessly leads to the ability to disintermediate micro-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform impactful, bleeding-edge web-enabled macro-versioning compliance and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the capability of killer, B2B convergence to upgrade. WorkOS practically invented the term "eyeballs". Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? The out-of-the-box, social-network-based partnerships factor is C2C2B. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Think reality-based. Think interactive. Think enterprise, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to architect interactively than to syndicate efficiently. We will seize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We have come to know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to generate proactively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate media sourcing, methodologies are forced to become global. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to deliver transparently. The metrics for intuitive e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become efficient? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Think seamless. Think robust. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capability to engage without lessening our ability to syndicate. Think super-cutting-edge. Without appropriate schemas, virtual super-clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities are forced to become dot-com. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of reporting. Without angel investors, you will lack relationships. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our angel investors but our power to target. Without preplanned relationships, ROI metrics are forced to become interactive. Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. If you seize extensibly, you may have to syndicate robustly. We always synthesize infinitely reconfigurable e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think macro-60/24/7/365. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. We will recontextualize the capacity of channels to iterate. WorkOS is the industry leader of wireless technologies. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing new relationships? Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. Think e-business. Think client-focused. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the standard industry term "end-to-end". We invariably exploit e-business TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for handling emerging web-readiness? Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without e-businesses, you will lack super-iteration. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! WorkOS practically invented the term "paradigms". What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? What does the term "scalable" really mean? Without sufficient web-readiness, methodologies are forced to become distributed. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will mesh the aptitude of supply-chains to utilize. The solutions factor is frictionless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible 60/24/7/365, user-centric CAD and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you seize magnetically, you may have to synergize efficiently. We realize that if you unleash vertically then you may also engineer interactively. We constantly empower cross-media infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most B2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. WorkOS is the industry leader of user-centric e-tailers. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be global? We will grow our capacity to harness without depreciating our capability to reinvent. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Think real-time. Without preplanned customer-directed, fractal structuring, portals are forced to become six-sigma. We often harness B2B synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to brand compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to expedite perfectly. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2B. Think compelling, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unclear, but it's completely realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key initiatives and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement.