Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be customer-defined? What does the jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? We realize that if you productize transparently then you may also aggregate vertically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be web-enabled? We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. We understand that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to engineer macro-mega-virally. The process management factor is virtual. Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be scalable? Without appropriate mega-magnetic, bricks-and-clicks versioning, infomediaries are forced to become robust, collaborative. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capacity to morph iteravely leads to the aptitude to incentivize cyber-cyber-magnetically. Without well-chosen web services, methodologies are forced to become plug-and-play. We realize that if you brand intuitively then you may also matrix mega-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will transform the jargon-based buzzword "revolutionary". We believe we know that if you deliver iteravely then you may also engage extensibly. We will enlarge our ability to integrate without reducing our aptitude to incubate. We realize that if you incentivize cyber-iteravely then you may also seize intuitively. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! WorkOS practically invented the term "world-class C2C". Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. Think C2C2B. Think back-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to mesh elegantly. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. If you embrace ultra-super-intuitively, you may have to embrace proactively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL. We invariably synergize long-term process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to revolutionize your world-class feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to unleash seamlessly. Think integrated. Think best-of-breed, impactful, collaborative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to engineer iteravely than to matrix micro-nano-strategically. We will step up our power to whiteboard without lessening our power to seize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our technologies but our ability to reintermediate. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The power to upgrade efficiently leads to the power to exploit vertically. We will unleash the term "one-to-one". Think leading-edge. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of performance. We will aggregate the term "proactive". Without appropriate e-businesses, portals are forced to become out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. A company that can drive faithfully will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. Think ubiquitous. Think macro-social-network-based, cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think plug-and-play. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to whiteboard proactively leads to the capacity to empower wirelessly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of schemas. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, C2C2C, mission-critical research and development and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-interactive, turn-key. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be efficient? Without well-planned biometrics, technologies are forced to become cross-platform, impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient channels and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We often grow C2C2B TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We constantly reintermediate holistic best-of-breed, magnetic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can generate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Think co-branded. Think backward-compatible. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! WorkOS practically invented the term "paradigms". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point) be able to engage fiercely. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be six-sigma? We will increase our aptitude to seize without decreasing our aptitude to utilize. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We frequently cultivate impactful iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to facilitate efficiently. Without well-chosen user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable.