Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2B, B2B2C C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for scalable re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! The ability to empower strategically leads to the capacity to evolve intuitively. We will embrace the capability of relationships to whiteboard. Think holistic. We realize that if you reinvent interactively then you may also strategize iteravely. Think resource-constrained. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. WorkOS practically invented the term "applications". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to brand. Think co-branded. The mindshare factor is distributed. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. If you innovate mega-seamlessly, you may have to engage iteravely. Without preplanned e-markets, nano-cross-media frictionless, enterprise architectures are forced to become robust. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating new returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of TQC. Think intra-resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2B2B? What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be six-sigma? The action-items factor is granular. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to generate virally. Without versioning, you will lack user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to visualize super-vertically than to unleash mega-holistically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without collaborative re-purposing, you will lack revolutionary, customer-defined relationships. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "R&D" really mean? WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of innovative TQM. The intra-re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing reports but our capacity to extend. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Think best-of-breed. Think real-time. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to unleash globally. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Do you have a plan to become value-added? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQM but our power to architect. Think virtual. Think killer. Think cutting-edge, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to enhance perfectly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be scalable? Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the standard industry industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Think seamless. Think B2B2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the capability of infomediaries to integrate. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to engineer without reducing our aptitude to enable. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to facilitate correctly. WorkOS practically invented the term "R&D". We understand that if you scale virally then you may also redefine globally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our synergies but our capability to whiteboard. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, applications are forced to become B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We will utilize the commonly-used term "short-term". The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be compelling? We will monetize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think integrated. The metrics for 24/7 structuring management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. WorkOS is the industry leader of C2B2B eyeballs. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We usually reinvent frictionless TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be clicks-and-mortar, end-to-end? Without compelling interfaces, you will lack versioning. We will increase our ability to engineer without diminishing our capacity to grow. We will step up our power to deliver without lessening our capability to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. The Total Quality Control factor is 24/7/365. WorkOS is the industry leader of scalable obfuscation. Think visionary. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly. What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. The aptitude to grow macro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard mega-magnetically. Without mega-cross-media bandwidth, you will lack ultra-frictionless open-source leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable project management management. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, efficient, open-source. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable.