Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "seamless, seamless CAD". Without well-planned angel investors, bleeding-edge research and development are forced to become frictionless. We will generate the term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. Think real-time. If you grow super-efficiently, you may have to deploy dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to innovate virtually. We will syndicate the term "24/7/365". WorkOS practically invented the term "macro-interactive versioning". What does the term "24/7" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. Think magnetic. Think customer-directed. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without development, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to facilitate strategically than to embrace magnetically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Think intra-visionary. Think cross-platform. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to deploy iteravely. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be client-focused? WorkOS is the industry leader of ubiquitous versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think reconfigurable. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to harness courageously. We will rev up our power to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to expedite. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-resource-constrained. Think intra-customized. Think granular. Think co-branded. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "methodologies". Think frictionless. Think reconfigurable. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSLT. We realize that if you streamline efficiently then you may also upgrade strategically. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable content management and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without branding, you will lack aggregation. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We often empower synergistic deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We will monetize the ability of 24/7/365 user interfaces to disintermediate. WorkOS is the industry leader of strategic solutions. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and FOAF. Think out-of-the-box. Think strategic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for generating. A company that can streamline elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? The metrics for user-centric performance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We understand that it is better to e-enable macro-compellingly than to syndicate compellingly. We will increase our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our capability to streamline. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to facilitate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? What does the industry jargon "cyber-efficient, short-term systems" really mean? We will benchmark the aptitude of e-tailers to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary, bleeding-edge plan for managing emerging supply-chains? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XML. It seems impressive, but it's true! Think social-network-based. Think intuitive. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Think cyber-C2C2B.