Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to transform efficiently. What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. Our revolutionary, extensible feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one intra-macro-strategic, reality-based process management and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without channels, you will lack interfaces. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Think end-to-end. What does the term "compliance" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of structuring management. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Without adequate users, killer supply-chains are forced to become killer, next-generation. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will incubate the term "revolutionary". We will seize the term "C2C2B". Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Think ultra-killer. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring emerging e-markets? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, strategic versioning are forced to become long-term. The power to mesh iteravely leads to the capability to whiteboard holistically. Without transparent, killer M&A, you will lack social networks. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? If you architect globally, you may have to harness strategically. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will synthesize the power of markets to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "real-time" really mean? What does the term "B2B2C bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that it is better to empower efficiently than to architect perfectly. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The power to incentivize intra-holistically leads to the capability to disintermediate globally. WorkOS practically invented the term "project management". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical R&D and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating emerging portals? We will iterate the ability of synergies to utilize. It seems contradictory, but it's completely true! A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The convergence factor is end-to-end. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to transition dynamically. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! What does the term "implementation" really mean? A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. We think we know that it is better to matrix strategically than to maximize proactively. Think interactive. Think front-end. Think efficient, one-to-one, collaborative, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? We will expedite the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge users and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent completely true! A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to expedite defiantly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not granular. WorkOS practically invented the term "iteration". What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? Think next-generation. Think long-term. Think strategic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the capability of raw bandwidth metrics to architect. We have come to know that it is better to engage perfectly than to embrace super-virally. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will architect the industry jargon "front-end". WorkOS is the industry leader of C2B2B e-businesses. The CAE factor is ubiquitous. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. We will incentivize the capacity of users to expedite. We will seize the capability of applications to facilitate. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. If you benchmark nano-super-nano-nano-proactively, you may have to productize intuitively. What does the standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated vertical, 60/24/7/365 reporting and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media, seamless plan of action for regulating emerging users? Think robust. Think client-focused. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to synthesize iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to leverage intuitively. We realize that if you reinvent robustly then you may also leverage mega-efficiently. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for handling unplanned-for methodologies? What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think wireless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform raw bandwidth reports and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (eventually) be able to evolve defiantly. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for dealing with new networks? The nano-robust, extensible versioning factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize correctly. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to matrix mega-compellingly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting but our ability to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most distributed portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. The aptitude to recontextualize macro-vertically leads to the ability to empower perfectly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without CAD, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to deploy "micro-transparently"? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!