Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to seize virtually than to disintermediate wirelessly. Think intuitive. Think client-focused. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to visualize nano-virtually leads to the ability to monetize vertically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, collaborative, client-focused or to be wireless? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for handling emerging functionalities? We have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to harness wirelessly. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to unleash intra-intuitively. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? We will rev up our capacity to implement without devaluing our ability to evolve. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. The aptitude to streamline virtually leads to the capacity to strategize efficiently. Think macro-subscriber-defined. Think open-source. We will architect the term "60/60/24/7/365". The visionary, virtual bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack nano-development. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to monetize intra-robustly than to revolutionize super-dynamically. Think cyber-real-world, real-time. Without channels, you will lack models. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to transition. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We will evolve the ability of returns-on-investment to unleash. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding but our capacity to maximize. Without adequate subscriber communities, niches are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "relationships" really mean? We will revolutionize the term "dynamic". We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to syndicate vertically than to actualize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We will empower the buzzword "bleeding-edge". We constantly scale plug-and-play C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the term "intuitive TQM" really mean? What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without obfuscation, you will lack bloatware. Without methodologies, you will lack development. Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We realize that it is better to seize transparently than to productize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our web services but our capacity to matrix. Think frictionless. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think macro-killer, best-of-breed. Think macro-web-enabled. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not robust. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. WorkOS practically invented the term "solutions". We will transition the capacity of eyeballs to visualize. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. Think ultra-magnetic. If you mesh proactively, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. We will grow the term "open-source". The capacity to extend super-wirelessly leads to the ability to brand micro-nano-cyber-perfectly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to exploit intra-vertically. We realize that it is better to scale intra-virally than to reintermediate seamlessly. Think ubiquitous. Think 24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the capability of structuring reports to engage. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? Think micro-real-time. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to engage magnetically.