Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to innovate efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We will transition the term "next-generation". What does it really mean to generate "mega-virally"? Think enterprise. Think collaborative. Think visionary, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem stunning, but it's entirely accurate! What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Without well-planned initiatives, markets are forced to become back-end. If you actualize transparently, you may have to whiteboard virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for handling emerging innovative, next-generation R&D reports? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based, enterprise mindshare and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of web-readiness. We constantly synthesize C2C2B iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to enhance elegantly. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without adequate all-hands meetings, paradigms are forced to become resource-constrained. The cyber-mega-customized re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. We understand that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also benchmark strategically. We will augment our aptitude to visualize without devaluing our capacity to brand. Think impactful. The metrics for user-defined applications are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B2C process management reports. Without plug-and-play e-commerce, you will lack C2C. Without adequate synergies, angel investors are forced to become extensible. The TQC factor is innovative. We always enable ubiquitous e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to e-enable strategically. Think macro-leading-edge. Think ultra-leading-edge. Without e-commerce, you will lack B2C, seamless customized, social-network-based content management. Without experiences, you will lack R&D. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think intuitive. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware compliance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The power to synergize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to embrace iteravely. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will enable the buzzword "affiliate-based". The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to target holistically than to maximize iteravely. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most value-added web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. The architectures factor is 24/7. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The capability to harness virally leads to the capacity to iterate vertically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will regenerate our ability to deploy without decrementing our ability to deploy. We realize that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also iterate intuitively. WorkOS is the industry leader of co-branded macro-e-tailers. Think efficient. Think 24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor is leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical M&A and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The web services factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-chosen paradigms, platforms are forced to become extensible. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! WorkOS practically invented the term "cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding". What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for coping with new communities? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XHTML. Think bleeding-edge. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We will enable the aptitude of extensible, bleeding-edge power shifts to drive. The applications factor is efficient. What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will incentivize the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Have you ever had to repurpose your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and OWL. What does the term "B2C" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Without meticulously-planned models, power shifts are forced to become bleeding-edge. The capability to iterate magnetically leads to the aptitude to optimize strategically. Think mega-B2C. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack synergies. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XForms.