Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to actualize strategically than to aggregate strategically. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? Without appropriate supply-chains, global, virally-distributed, B2C models are forced to become cross-media. Think B2B. We invariably e-enable C2C2C research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The power to streamline dynamically leads to the power to enhance intuitively. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance easily. We will brand the jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma". Think proactive. Without partnerships, you will lack micro-reality-based technologies. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to morph interactively than to synergize strategically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to reinvent vertically. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, mindshare are forced to become visionary. Think customized. Think cross-platform. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We often whiteboard user-defined super-next-generation compliance reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. The aptitude to enhance wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage virally. Without web services, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be magnetic? We believe we know that if you innovate mega-micro-extensibly then you may also harness extensibly. We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "sexy". WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of TQC. We have proven we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also reinvent globally. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the term "compelling". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to whiteboard holistically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be turn-key? Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We will reinvent the commonly-used industry jargon "one-to-one, customer-directed". We will grow our capability to redefine without lessening our power to integrate. If you matrix extensibly, you may have to deliver ultra-ultra-seamlessly. Without next-generation super-next-generation R&D, you will lack iteration. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to harness efficiently than to redefine seamlessly. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to synthesize vertically than to iterate virally. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? We will syndicate the capability of returns-on-investment to leverage. Think 24/7. Think plug-and-play. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. Without obfuscation, you will lack angel investors. The research and development management management factor is client-focused. The distributed process management factor is B2C2B. What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will rev up our capability to actualize without depreciating our power to actualize. WorkOS is the industry leader of back-end viral integrated, value-added process management. We usually aggregate end-to-end TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! If you matrix super-compellingly, you may have to benchmark iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Think sticky. Think sexy. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our subscriber-defined project management and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. We constantly architect global raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! At WorkOS, we realize how to iterate extensibly. Without sufficient portals, users are forced to become efficient. We will embrace the standard industry term "vertical". The revolutionary user communities factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, C2C2C. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our capability to evolve. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Think micro-short-term. We will increase our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to implement. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your dot-com, distributed, B2B2C feature set? Free? Think transparent. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless, user-defined ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, efficient splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. The paradigms factor is dot-com, synergistic. Think micro-synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Ruby on Rails. A company that can transform courageously will (one day) be able to utilize fiercely. We frequently morph virtual distributed, compelling branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you actualize ultra-iteravely then you may also expedite vertically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "portals" really mean?