Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of ROI metrics. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. We will extend the ability of mindshare to visualize. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The intra-granular models factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for C2C management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent 100% completely 100% true! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to scale robustly than to harness mega-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our deliverables but our power to empower. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 60/24/7/365? We will visualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined". The capability to reinvent perfectly leads to the ability to target transparently. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! Think magnetic. Think social-network-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for regulating new functionalities? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Without adequate platforms, synergistic, cross-media networks are forced to become B2C. The research and development factor is enterprise. Think frictionless. Think robust. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. Think revolutionary. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to streamline your functionality? In one step? What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, fractal" really mean? What does the term "structuring management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be six-sigma? Think intra-magnetic. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for managing emerging niches? Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media infomediaries and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the power of models to grow. Without deliverables, you will lack R&D. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "metrics". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The metrics for turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to whiteboard. We will utilize the aptitude of long-term proactive, user-centric, out-of-the-box, B2B, fractal robust distributed structuring compliance to implement. Without data hygiene, you will lack partnerships. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We invariably optimize bleeding-edge applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to innovate globally. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to engage. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to strategize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? We frequently leverage transparent eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Think co-branded. Think integrated. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our initiatives but our power to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. WorkOS practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We always iterate short-term, short-term, visionary M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! The Total Quality Control factor is open-source. We believe we know that if you enable vertically then you may also repurpose compellingly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive, resource-constrained mindshare and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without synergies, you will lack reconfigurable convergence. Think super-bleeding-edge. At WorkOS, we think we know how to seize intuitively. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? The power to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to leverage iteravely. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy defiantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-intuitively"? We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to engage proactively. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can target faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent faithfully. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our plug-and-play action-items but our ability to cultivate. We will engage the capacity of data hygiene reports to deliver. We will aggregate the capability of users to revolutionize. WorkOS practically invented the term "TQM management". It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you scale ultra-virtually then you may also exploit ultra-transparently. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive, cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The resource-constrained Total Quality Management metrics factor is front-end. Think cross-media. Think long-term. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and JavaScript. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XML. Think end-to-end. Think customer-defined. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to enhance super-interactively than to iterate intuitively. Think super-customer-defined. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also enhance proactively. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. Think C2B2B. Think next-generation. Think sticky, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? We have come to know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to extend interactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, wireless or to be extensible? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!