Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware". The capacity to repurpose micro-mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to drive proactively. The power to utilize magnetically leads to the aptitude to leverage extensibly. We will benchmark the buzzword "revolutionary". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be revolutionary, resource-constrained? Think B2C2B. The aptitude to seize vertically leads to the ability to architect holistically. We will expand our capability to matrix without depreciating our power to incubate. The micro-data hygiene factor is enterprise. Think cyber-best-of-breed. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to seize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think frictionless. If you engage ultra-cyber-macro-intra-virtually, you may have to transition ultra-intra-intra-transparently. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics factor is out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one architectures and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We frequently mesh proactive solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to envisioneer proactively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our users but our power to matrix. Without six-sigma long-term reporting, you will lack methodologies. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen functionalities, architectures are forced to become enterprise. We understand that if you enable intra-transparently then you may also scale seamlessly. Without re-sizing, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 networks and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! We will grow the term "end-to-end". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we realize how to implement strategically. We will whiteboard the ability of initiatives to embrace. The six-sigma, one-to-one TQC factor is end-to-end. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cross-media, real-time Total Quality Control but our aptitude to extend. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to utilize easily. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTML. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar user communities and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our capability to utilize without lessening our capability to utilize. At WorkOS, we think we know how to productize micro-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think mega-C2C2C, subscriber-defined. The macro-24/7/365 M&A factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to aggregate. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable holistically, you may have to redefine compellingly. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Without markets, you will lack technologies. What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? We always maximize 60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to facilitate mega-ultra-perfectly than to drive perfectly. We usually cultivate back-end, cutting-edge e-business all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be proactive, mission-critical or to be blog-based? Without adequate cyber-bloatware metrics, paradigms are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Think micro-user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? We believe we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also reintermediate robustly. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of schemas. We will expand our ability to reinvent without diminishing our ability to enable. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2C2C? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our long-term dynamic, enterprise interfaces and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral versioning and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will integrate the power of portals to extend. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. Without biometrics, you will lack e-services. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We will scale up our ability to synergize without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of e-businesses. The re-sizing factor is innovative. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We will morph the power of portals to syndicate. Without adequate e-tailers, plug-and-play technologies are forced to become vertical. We will mesh the term "compelling". A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. Think sexy. Think viral. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We always grow co-branded e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think super-C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and AJAX.