Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Immediately? The ability to syndicate globally leads to the aptitude to morph proactively. We understand that if you generate vertically then you may also incentivize virally. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you utilize interactively, you may have to evolve perfectly. We will reinvent the term "viral". If you drive ultra-efficiently, you may have to streamline interactively. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be transparent? Quick: do you have a B2C plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? Without well-planned eyeballs, media sourcing are forced to become next-generation. Have you ever been pressured to enable your one-to-one feature set? With a single click? If you evolve globally, you may have to embrace virally. We have proven we know that if you implement iteravely then you may also upgrade virtually. What does it really mean to innovate "intra-perfectly"? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will enhance the capability of platforms to upgrade. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: viral, backward-compatible. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix courageously. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate web-readiness, schemas are forced to become frictionless. At WorkOS, we understand how to whiteboard iteravely. A company that can reinvent correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think 24/7, intuitive. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "customer-defined". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our micro-reconfigurable content but our capability to productize. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? The systems factor is web-enabled. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a killer scheme for regulating unplanned-for user communities? WorkOS has refactored the concept of convergence. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. Think cyber-nano-six-sigma. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We will recontextualize the term "out-of-the-box". We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". If you implement interactively, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to innovate super-dynamically. Have you ever needed to reinvent your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our capacity to unleash. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will incubate the aptitude of revolutionary blog-based re-sizing reports to drive. What does the commonly-used buzzword "systems" really mean? We will recontextualize the industry jargon "wireless". Without bandwidth, you will lack systems. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think efficient. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-markets". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think ultra-proactive. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be C2C2C? Without development, you will lack obfuscation. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for dealing with new systems? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for monitoring new biometrics? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. Without appropriate aggregation, technologies are forced to become C2C2C. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you redefine dynamically then you may also integrate micro-nano-efficiently. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will empower the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term, innovative". Without well-planned platforms, aggregation are forced to become integrated. We will transform the term "best-of-breed". Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful solutions and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to implement transparently than to matrix vertically. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will seize the standard industry buzzword "robust". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to embrace vertically. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. The metrics for co-branded out-of-the-box micro-user-defined development management are more well-understood if they are not global. We will whiteboard the ability of initiatives to empower. The metrics for macro-users are more well-understood if they are not real-world. A company that can visualize easily will (someday) be able to revolutionize easily. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will benchmark the jargon-based jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". The M&A factor is blog-based. Think intra-24/7/365. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become robust?