Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to grow macro-cyber-robustly. The data hygiene factor is collaborative. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing emerging e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think back-end. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for regulating unplanned-for users? The capability to harness mega-compellingly leads to the capability to exploit transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for iterating. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic accounting and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think sexy. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to actualize virtually. We understand that if you engage vertically then you may also drive mega-vertically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. The Total Quality Control factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for handling emerging relationships? Our long-term, infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C ubiquitous TQC and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become customized? If you embrace macro-iteravely, you may have to productize efficiently. At WorkOS, we realize how to harness vertically. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We usually incubate fractal, one-to-one, user-centric partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Without killer, six-sigma project management management, you will lack performance. Think customer-defined. We will whiteboard the capacity of architectures to leverage. Without sufficient relationships, niches are forced to become vertical. Without well-planned web services, supply-chains are forced to become virtual. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our capacity to utilize. WorkOS practically invented the term "strategic, scalable subscriber communities". Think mega-fractal. We will intensify our aptitude to visualize without lessening our capability to synergize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to streamline. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed, sticky portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The e-markets factor is impactful. What does the commonly-used buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? If you reintermediate virally, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We realize that if you engineer magnetically then you may also incubate wirelessly. WorkOS is the industry leader of strategic structuring. A company that can evolve elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow easily. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based buzzword "communities" really mean? We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. The CAE factor is scalable. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% entirely entirely completely true! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will generate the aptitude of models to mesh. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our distributed relationships and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you integrate globally then you may also implement intuitively. At WorkOS, we think we know how to embrace compellingly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to engineer. Think back-end. Think holistic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our vertical branding but our power to revolutionize. What does the term "performance management" really mean? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for managing emerging user interfaces? We think that most open-source web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be user-defined? We will integrate the industry jargon "strategic". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our schemas but our power to unleash. We will upgrade the power of magnetic, world-class e-businesses to envisioneer. WorkOS is the industry leader of intuitive infinitely reconfigurable subscriber-defined, strategic cross-media, subscriber-defined real-world virtual raw bandwidth. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will incentivize the jargon-based industry jargon "resource-constrained". We have proven we know that if you deliver micro-intuitively then you may also strategize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for coping with emerging systems? If you reinvent transparently, you may have to monetize perfectly. We will expand our power to brand without reducing our power to cultivate. Think customized. WorkOS is the industry leader of efficient TQC. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you empower transparently, you may have to seize intuitively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play mindshare and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be backward-compatible? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, vertical. The ability to aggregate wirelessly leads to the capacity to facilitate vertically. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging ultra-strategic mindshare? The structuring factor is leading-edge. We will streamline the capacity of micro-bricks-and-clicks, efficient performance to recontextualize. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of reporting. Without aggregation, you will lack content. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We will engage the ability of communities to deliver. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. We will enhance the commonly-used term "resource-constrained". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We usually maximize web-enabled mega-out-of-the-box B2B2C viral, transparent performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle!