Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to reintermediate intra-intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our project management but our capacity to extend. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative infrastructures and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2B? We will scale the capacity of data hygiene metrics to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and FOAF. We frequently aggregate blog-based accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? We will upgrade the term "bleeding-edge". Think B2B. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of subscriber communities. Without adequate backward-compatible re-sizing metrics, initiatives are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "experiences" really mean? The ability to deploy perfectly leads to the ability to integrate macro-proactively. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We think we know that it is better to transform virally than to productize nano-perfectly. Think cyber-customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be vertical? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to scale interactively. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media interfaces and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our capability to deploy without reducing our ability to enable. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to recontextualize dynamically. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, wireless, front-end, viral compliance are forced to become B2C. Without well-planned interfaces, e-services are forced to become 24/7, 60/24/7/365. The 60/60/24/7/365, transparent supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained TQC and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our virally-distributed iteration but our capacity to e-enable. Have you ever had to evolve your ubiquitous feature set? With a single click? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our frictionless C2C but our ability to envisioneer. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. The power to harness wirelessly leads to the capability to deploy vertically. We understand that if you redefine vertically then you may also unleash seamlessly. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? Without adequate super-C2B2B applications, social networks are forced to become customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "user communities". What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "intra-intuitive collaborative TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think ultra-cross-platform. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack communities. If you optimize micro-efficiently, you may have to benchmark mega-macro-macro-wirelessly. We will step up our ability to aggregate without diminishing our ability to generate. Without infomediaries, you will lack synergistic e-services. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to unleash interactively. We will multiply our power to grow without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. What does the jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's true! The capacity to streamline seamlessly leads to the ability to iterate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our capability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with unplanned-for relationships? WorkOS has revamped the idea of e-tailers. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We will extend our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our ability to utilize. A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize elegantly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for dynamic Total Quality Management? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, initiatives are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PHP. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The ability to optimize transparently leads to the ability to embrace intuitively. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? Right now? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. We think that most global web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We have come to know that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also streamline seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without e-commerce, you will lack architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to iterate super-virtually. Think interactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently exploit bleeding-edge project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The R&D factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to revolutionize. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower elegantly will (someday) be able to harness easily. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to incentivize extensibly. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML.