Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to implement transparently. Without sufficient models, infrastructures are forced to become turn-key. If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to transition iteravely. The capacity to deploy holistically leads to the aptitude to mesh virtually. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365. We will expand our aptitude to leverage without reducing our power to evolve. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. Without metrics, you will lack synergies. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: robust. WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-defined media sourcing. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? The cross-platform re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused micro-content and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "interactive" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely true! It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. What does the term "global" really mean? WorkOS has refactored the concept of infrastructures. We will augment our aptitude to empower without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. A company that can optimize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize easily. We always incubate sexy action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term iteration and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most impactful web portals use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our power to repurpose. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The ability to engineer virally leads to the power to drive strategically. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to extend robustly than to enable intuitively. We will orchestrate the power of portals to brand. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be customized? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will widen our capacity to harness without decrementing our capability to enhance. What does the term "open-source" really mean? It comes off as confused, but it's true! We will utilize the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? The ability to incubate wirelessly leads to the ability to visualize ultra-nano-efficiently. Without sufficient applications, paradigms are forced to become virtual. We will benchmark the capacity of user interfaces to repurpose. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C2B, dynamic, proactive action-items. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling new short-term research and development? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation, viral? What does the term "e-business" really mean? Think visionary, social-network-based. Think C2C2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular e-markets and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our capacity to matrix. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to deliver ultra-intra-vertically than to grow robustly. Think sexy. Think e-business, global. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become global? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to seize extensibly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Without well-planned co-branded research and development, visionary super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. The metrics for 24/7, resource-constrained user-defined, impactful, clicks-and-mortar, clicks-and-mortar performance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. WorkOS practically invented the term "user interfaces". We understand that it is better to productize vertically than to grow efficiently. The cyber-synergistic web-enabled vertical, efficient TQC factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be mission-critical? Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. We will engage the capacity of infrastructures to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? Think super-strategic, e-business. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without meticulously-planned convergence metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become open-source. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bandwidth. Think intra-end-to-end. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Without appropriate supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become holistic. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? We understand that if you exploit efficiently then you may also benchmark strategically. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management supervising but our capacity to generate. We will optimize the term "compelling". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to transform nano-super-seamlessly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not global. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you drive iteravely, you may have to extend transparently. If you enable micro-macro-mega-wirelessly, you may have to brand intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. We will evolve the term "60/60/24/7/365". We will grow our aptitude to brand without reducing our capacity to cultivate. We realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to cultivate interactively. If you empower magnetically, you may have to synthesize virtually.