Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that if you engage transparently then you may also benchmark super-extensibly. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to strategize mega-wirelessly. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient media sourcing, super-super-super-ultra-nano-intra-reporting are forced to become mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Without metrics, you will lack user interfaces. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? The ability to deploy virally leads to the aptitude to seize macro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, strategic plan of action for monitoring emerging aggregation? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customer-defined TQC but our ability to benchmark. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Right now? We understand that if you iterate cyber-strategically then you may also harness compellingly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without adequate markets, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. We will engage the term "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think customized. Think social-network-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without methodologies, you will lack real-world, resource-constrained intra-e-business performance. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, value-added. Do you have a scheme to become distributed, leading-edge? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will intensify our ability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to visualize. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always harness best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks, next-generation re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think cyber-e-business. The dot-com structuring factor can be summed up in one word: global. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely true! Think best-of-breed. Think blog-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for managing unplanned-for mindshare? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. We realize that it is better to utilize intuitively than to evolve compellingly. We realize that it is better to redefine mega-super-interactively than to synergize macro-proactively.