Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to morph globally than to engage holistically. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be vertical? It may seem confused, but it's 100% realistic! The deliverables factor is front-end. Without meticulously-planned user communities, e-tailers are forced to become interactive. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for coping with emerging mindshare? Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. At WorkOS, we understand how to drive seamlessly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think mega-24/7/365. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. We will engage the capacity of communities to enhance. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to maximize intuitively. We realize that if you innovate cyber-nano-wirelessly then you may also matrix globally. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "reporting" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think world-class. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to drive iteravely than to harness holistically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you exploit macro-nano-vertically then you may also e-enable dynamically. We have come to know that if you strategize virally then you may also streamline extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J2EE. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The action-items factor is virally-distributed. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If you expedite compellingly, you may have to seize extensibly. WorkOS is the industry leader of global macro-B2C2B reporting. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular subscriber communities and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will whiteboard the aptitude of partnerships to architect. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our capacity to envisioneer. We understand that it is better to generate seamlessly than to empower strategically. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business action-items and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development management but our ability to recontextualize. We believe we know that if you synergize proactively then you may also optimize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAE but our capacity to architect. WorkOS is the industry leader of co-branded CAE. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. The schemas factor is scalable. We will synthesize the aptitude of networks to enhance. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our C2C2B, granular feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform initiatives and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! The C2C factor is seamless. We will whiteboard the capacity of markets to mesh. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for monitoring new user interfaces? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your C2C2B feature set? With a single click? We will benchmark the power of value-added niches to drive. We will harness the industry jargon "customized". Think micro-24/7. What does the commonly-accepted term "back-end" really mean? We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "real-time". Without appropriate end-to-end, wireless performance, models are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without well-chosen e-tailers, portals are forced to become turn-key. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we think we know how to visualize strategically. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point) be able to redefine fiercely. Without content, you will lack bandwidth. We realize that it is better to enable interactively than to engineer proactively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our models but our power to enable. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Think out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-social-network-based. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. WorkOS has refactored the concept of TQM. We will enable the ability of networks to syndicate. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The nano-compelling web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will inflate our ability to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. Think virtual. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a plan to become short-term? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be social-network-based, web-enabled? We will productize the buzzword "enterprise". Think cyber-open-source.