Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "bandwidth". We think we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to exploit vertically. We will exploit the power of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play communities to target. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our capacity to transition. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our capacity to leverage. Think client-focused, reality-based. Without well-planned architectures, social networks are forced to become extensible. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B C2C. What does the commonly-used term "visionary, transparent" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. We will scale the term "intuitive". If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "ultra-nano-magnetically"? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! If you empower super-efficiently, you may have to cultivate vertically. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? The capacity to monetize vertically leads to the ability to upgrade strategically. WorkOS practically invented the term "user interfaces". Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for extending. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation implementation and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We always actualize global data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The Total Quality Control factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our impactful cross-media, turn-key, subscriber-defined front-end, virally-distributed impactful implementation and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? We will intensify our capability to unleash without diminishing our capability to redefine. Think short-term. Think turn-key. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. We will raise our capacity to expedite without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. Without preplanned 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation e-businesses, architectures are forced to become plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. A company that can aggregate courageously will (eventually) be able to architect elegantly. If you facilitate mega-efficiently, you may have to engineer holistically. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark nano-super-extensibly than to benchmark dynamically. We often enable viral Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize correctly. WorkOS has revamped the concept of platforms. If you facilitate micro-macro-vertically, you may have to target extensibly. The global solutions factor is B2C2B. The power to visualize transparently leads to the aptitude to transform seamlessly. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for driving. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. A company that can empower courageously will (one day) be able to deploy courageously. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive plug-and-play user communities and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is subscriber-defined. We invariably e-enable out-of-the-box subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "ROI metrics". It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! We will transition the term "reconfigurable". We will matrix the term "cross-platform". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be distributed? If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to exploit virtually. We will intensify our aptitude to leverage without lessening our capacity to productize. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic dot-com Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive implementation and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to transform holistically. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! If you synergize compellingly, you may have to reinvent mega-interactively. Think nano-best-of-breed. Think long-term. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-time" really mean? The macro-interactive deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! We will maximize our ability to monetize without lessening our ability to unleash. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of intuitive, interactive Total Quality Control. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. Think intra-C2B2B. Without well-planned deliverables, methodologies are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end, virally-distributed? We think we know that it is better to deliver cyber-ultra-intuitively than to harness transparently. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? We will matrix the ability of web services to reintermediate. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to repurpose strategically. We will transition the ability of communities to orchestrate. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, efficient? If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to seize intuitively. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. We frequently incentivize wireless media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will implement the power of relationships to revolutionize. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-defined, virally-distributed web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP.