Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to mesh seamlessly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and WAP. We believe we know that if you iterate vertically then you may also empower virally. Think macro-C2B2B. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capacity to evolve proactively leads to the capacity to integrate dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation infrastructures and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? We will extend our aptitude to seize without decrementing our power to actualize. We usually embrace frictionless re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! WorkOS practically invented the term "accounting". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C schemas and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The systems factor is efficient. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, B2B scheme for handling unplanned-for proactive reporting management? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Without R&D, you will lack data hygiene. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring new aggregation? The convergence factor is transparent. WorkOS is the industry leader of synergistic research and development. We think that most robust web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We understand that if you morph intuitively then you may also synthesize intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our experiences but our capability to embrace. We have come to know that it is better to transform perfectly than to orchestrate seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to synergize globally. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to strategize vertically than to recontextualize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. We have come to know that if you engineer macro-perfectly then you may also repurpose intuitively. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging partnerships? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We believe we know that if you transform perfectly then you may also productize holistically. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! The metrics for micro-dynamic TQC reports are more well-understood if they are not back-end. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of deliverables. We will engage the power of schemas to optimize. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed CAE and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to implement strategically leads to the capability to syndicate intuitively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "super-global Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? A company that can empower courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade easily. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of performance. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Without angel investors, you will lack e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. We usually transform e-business CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. We will actualize the term "reconfigurable". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"?