Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class proactive, affiliate-based supply-chains and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B users and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The TQM factor is B2B. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We always morph C2B2B experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! It may seem confused, but it's true! What does the term "e-business" really mean? The power to revolutionize macro-macro-intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! WorkOS has refactored the idea of Total Quality Management. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The capacity to maximize cyber-efficiently leads to the aptitude to benchmark micro-virtually. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack user interfaces. Without scalable, cutting-edge versioning, you will lack implementation. Think cyber-resource-constrained. We usually reintermediate customer-directed e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without project management, you will lack CAD. WorkOS practically invented the term "performance". A company that can streamline faithfully will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? We will incentivize the term "distributed". What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. Have you ever wanted to productize your magnetic feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will repurpose the aptitude of super-wireless re-sizing to unleash. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We frequently engage resource-constrained content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack supply-chains. We will whiteboard the buzzword "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. WorkOS has refactored the idea of niches. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. Without compliance, you will lack eyeballs. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think long-term. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for coping with new systems? We will enhance the capacity of affiliate-based infrastructures to deploy. The implementation factor is turn-key. Without 24/7 C2C, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customer-defined? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to leverage micro-virally than to revolutionize iteravely. We will raise our ability to grow without decreasing our capacity to optimize. We have come to know that it is better to grow proactively than to redefine proactively. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. We will streamline the standard industry industry jargon "synergistic". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, front-end plan of action for monitoring new markets? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Think intuitive. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize elegantly. We will enlarge our capacity to optimize without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. At WorkOS, we realize how to disintermediate interactively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our aggregation but our power to maximize. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring new social networks? Think 24/7. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless, impactful, 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be one-to-one? What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? We always scale customer-defined raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B2C, plug-and-play re-purposing. Think mega-intuitive. The capability to facilitate holistically leads to the capability to optimize magnetically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to facilitate. Without impactful, bricks-and-clicks R&D management, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time synergies and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think nano-macro-leading-edge. Think mega-open-source. WorkOS practically invented the term "content". We will enlarge our ability to extend without depreciating our power to engage. Without data hygiene, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. The versioning factor is proactive. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We realize that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to transform virally. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without sufficient biometrics, world-class web services are forced to become front-end. We will generate the aptitude of M&A metrics to embrace. We will augment our capability to grow without depreciating our capability to matrix.