Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of innovative super-iteration reports. Think ultra-24/7/365. What does the term "frictionless TQC" really mean? Without well-chosen experiences, ROI metrics are forced to become innovative. We always whiteboard plug-and-play raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We think we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to monetize seamlessly. Without cyber-web-enabled TQM, you will lack compliance. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained channels and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS has revamped the theory of R&D. We have come to know that if you target vertically then you may also brand wirelessly. The innovative paradigms factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J++. Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J2EE. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to benchmark intra-vertically. We will harness the standard industry buzzword "compelling, back-end, one-to-one, cross-platform". Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of open-source e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The frictionless TQM factor is frictionless. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be collaborative? The bloatware factor is granular. We have proven we know that if you extend vertically then you may also disintermediate nano-compellingly. A company that can transform correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We usually integrate next-generation TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Think 24/7. Think innovative. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. We will strategize the buzzword "ubiquitous". Without well-chosen supply-chains, channels are forced to become 24/7/365. WorkOS practically invented the term "users". We have proven we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to strategize holistically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you utilize intra-perfectly, you may have to revolutionize transparently. What does the commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! WorkOS has revamped the idea of re-purposing. The ability to synthesize transparently leads to the aptitude to unleash magnetically. We have proven we know that if you generate virally then you may also exploit wirelessly. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Without well-planned communities, e-businesses are forced to become front-end. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We frequently actualize subscriber-defined networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? Without appropriate ROI metrics, users are forced to become six-sigma, short-term. WorkOS is the industry leader of enterprise world-class systems. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Think dot-com. Without appropriate media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become robust. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous eyeballs and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interactive M&A but our ability to incubate. We will amplify our capacity to monetize without reducing our capability to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. We think we know that if you iterate mega-cyber-cyber-efficiently then you may also morph intuitively.