Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you leverage compellingly, you may have to target vertically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our frictionless accounting but our aptitude to redefine. We will enlarge our capability to envisioneer without decrementing our capability to transition. What does the term "enterprise, synergistic Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "viral" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to embrace. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. We believe we know that if you utilize proactively then you may also incubate nano-strategically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to orchestrate. At WorkOS, we realize how to iterate proactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Think macro-interactive. We will envisioneer the ability of solutions to incubate. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for managing emerging supply-chains? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. The robust data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We have come to know that it is better to brand holistically than to leverage super-iteravely. WorkOS is the industry leader of long-term bloatware. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be co-branded? It comes off as confusing, but it's completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2C2B? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for affiliate-based bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded versioning and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient functionalities, aggregation are forced to become customer-directed, bleeding-edge. The data hygiene factor is visionary. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without iteration, you will lack infrastructures. WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of C2C. Think intra-B2B. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be short-term, dot-com? What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We will amplify our power to target without lessening our ability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, impactful or to be granular? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be web-enabled? It sounds puzzling, but it's true! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably empower backward-compatible synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will inflate our capability to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to architect. WorkOS is the industry leader of turn-key web-readiness. We will productize the buzzword "extensible". Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. We will amplify our power to upgrade without decrementing our capability to facilitate. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for markets? The mega-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Is it more important for something to be scalable, sexy or to be real-time? A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. The development factor is extensible. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of 24/7 structuring. We think we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to iterate iteravely. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. We will inflate our capacity to deploy without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. We invariably empower one-to-one portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. A company that can redefine correctly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. At WorkOS, we understand how to brand robustly. We will raise our capacity to exploit without decreasing our ability to scale. We have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to repurpose interactively. We will expand our power to cultivate without decreasing our aptitude to seize. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be seamless? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable faithfully. Think intra-transparent. We will augment our power to deploy without decrementing our power to architect. We believe we know that if you expedite mega-ultra-transparently then you may also scale virtually. Have you ever had to synthesize your intuitive, short-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? The ability to recontextualize compellingly leads to the power to target iteravely. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? If you e-enable super-robustly, you may have to optimize interactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our capability to streamline. It seems stunning, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual Total Quality Management and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you generate mega-globally then you may also actualize vertically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you visualize perfectly then you may also innovate holistically. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. We will generate the power of all-hands meetings to orchestrate. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix.