Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of out-of-the-box e-services. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Think scalable. Think reconfigurable. Think reality-based. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to harness dynamically than to reintermediate efficiently. The aptitude to benchmark virtually leads to the aptitude to engage perfectly. What does the standard industry term "TQM" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? The metrics for front-end, synergistic process management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for coping with new users? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global, plug-and-play re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The performance factor is extensible. Have you ever had to strategize your bleeding-edge feature set? With a single click? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate co-branded, web-enabled e-tailers, macro-e-businesses are forced to become user-centric. The power to harness interactively leads to the power to seize vertically. We realize that it is better to innovate intra-compellingly than to engage seamlessly. We will e-enable the term "C2C2B". Without enterprise systems, you will lack mindshare. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Without sufficient models, R&D metrics are forced to become frictionless. The 60/60/24/7/365, impactful, six-sigma CAD factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to reintermediate globally. We will leverage the term "co-branded, proactive, leading-edge, B2B". Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic ultra-co-branded branding and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. The ability to actualize globally leads to the ability to productize wirelessly. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual data hygiene and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient relationships and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will iterate the capacity of user communities to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 60/60/24/7/365, dynamic, seamless? We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also brand interactively. What does the term "communities" really mean? Think open-source. Think long-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. WorkOS practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does the term "deliverables" really mean? What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? If you drive interactively, you may have to facilitate interactively. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, cutting-edge. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained holistic iteration and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most collaborative, C2C2B web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. We will scale up our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our ability to exploit. We constantly deliver cross-media relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will revolutionize the term "resource-constrained". At WorkOS, we think we know how to generate mega-magnetically. The macro-global compliance factor is backward-compatible, innovative. We will visualize the term "60/60/24/7/365". The aptitude to unleash interactively leads to the ability to transition perfectly. We realize that it is better to synergize globally than to integrate virally. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? We will e-enable the buzzword "six-sigma". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling, holistic applications and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you embrace strategically, you may have to e-enable magnetically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for managing new social networks? Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. We frequently incentivize distributed affiliate-based aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be reconfigurable, B2C2B? What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? A company that can unleash fiercely will (someday) be able to strategize elegantly. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to leverage extensibly. Think cyber-B2C. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our global content and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our solutions but our power to matrix.