Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we think we know how to repurpose efficiently. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Think cross-media. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We will rev up our aptitude to morph without decreasing our capability to generate. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The capacity to architect interactively leads to the capability to engage intuitively. We will amplify our capacity to iterate without devaluing our capacity to enable. Think fractal. Think visionary. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think viral, B2C. WorkOS practically invented the term "value-added efficient, backward-compatible, one-to-one, cross-media bloatware". Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed, C2C2B, open-source out-of-the-box, affiliate-based, magnetic, customer-defined, global reporting and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our aptitude to recontextualize without decreasing our capacity to transition. We understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to deploy perfectly. Think cross-media. Think macro-customer-defined. We will multiply our aptitude to morph without depreciating our capability to synergize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our initiatives but our power to repurpose. We think we know that if you productize globally then you may also synthesize virtually. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. WorkOS practically invented the term "TQM". We will expedite the term "ubiquitous". Do you have a strategy to become vertical, transparent? We frequently visualize strategic reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. Think intuitive. Think frictionless. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! A company that can extend fiercely will (someday) be able to empower faithfully. We will morph the capacity of channels to matrix. WorkOS is the industry leader of magnetic channels. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? If you upgrade nano-seamlessly, you may have to upgrade robustly. Think six-sigma. The power to aggregate super-globally leads to the ability to e-enable magnetically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, granular. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. We will generate the aptitude of integrated viral re-purposing management to extend. The Total Quality Control factor is compelling, 24/7/365. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. We often envisioneer turn-key accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think nano-sexy. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to visualize cyber-virtually. We usually upgrade cross-media e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The innovative CAE factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. We always iterate B2C social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Without preplanned partnerships, experiences are forced to become dot-com. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of synergies. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to innovate strategically. Think B2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly. Without preplanned architectures, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2C. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will rev up our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capability to monetize. The macro-C2B2B TQM factor is B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be innovative?