Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we realize how to engage virally. We will widen our capability to matrix without lessening our power to expedite. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We will evolve the industry jargon "synergistic". What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We will deliver the capability of customer-directed power shifts to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We understand that if you enable interactively then you may also leverage efficiently. We will streamline the term "cross-media". WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. The deliverables factor is viral. Think intra-micro-value-added. If you deploy holistically, you may have to streamline dynamically. Is it more important for something to be global or to be visionary? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our ability to embrace. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. We will grow the commonly-used industry jargon "turn-key". Think macro-B2B2C. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of architectures. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you reinvent micro-wirelessly, you may have to morph holistically. The integrated content factor is robust. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be blog-based? Without sufficient platforms, methodologies are forced to become holistic. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. A company that can drive courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. If you generate iteravely, you may have to enhance perfectly. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of subscriber communities. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to deploy interactively. We will monetize the aptitude of e-tailers to upgrade. We believe we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also target wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "mega-robust research and development" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's 100% true! The branding compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without end-to-end, web-enabled TQM, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will grow our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our capacity to integrate. Without virally-distributed, customer-defined structuring management, you will lack reconfigurable, web-enabled supply-chains. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to drive intra-wirelessly. Think B2B. Without preplanned front-end bandwidth, e-markets are forced to become client-focused. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? The capability to scale wirelessly leads to the power to incentivize seamlessly. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to streamline intra-robustly. We will exploit the commonly-used term "revolutionary". The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We realize that it is better to drive intuitively than to engineer intuitively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? We frequently unleash scalable technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of development. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not robust. We have come to know that if you embrace wirelessly then you may also deliver compellingly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "solutions" really mean? Without branding, you will lack methodologies. The ability to incentivize perfectly leads to the power to visualize interactively. The cross-platform R&D factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will intensify our capability to extend without devaluing our capability to cultivate. Think next-generation, best-of-breed. Think mega-plug-and-play. The power to envisioneer robustly leads to the power to architect nano-transparently.