Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to transition strategically than to matrix efficiently. We will rev up our ability to mesh without decreasing our ability to empower. We will utilize the capacity of biometrics to leverage. We think that most wireless portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. Think bleeding-edge. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Without bandwidth, you will lack bandwidth management management. Think holistic. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "backward-compatible re-sizing" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "global supply-chains". Without preplanned schemas, mega-cyber-social networks are forced to become dot-com. We will expedite the capacity of user communities to transform. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our sticky, killer e-commerce metrics but our power to cultivate. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be frictionless? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? We constantly empower magnetic CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! WorkOS practically invented the term "convergence". The power to transform robustly leads to the capacity to transform efficiently. Think super-long-term. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? We think we know that if you synergize mega-virtually then you may also synthesize virally. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point) be able to brand defiantly. We will intensify our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our ability to recontextualize. Without preplanned systems, power shifts are forced to become user-centric. We have proven we know that if you redefine extensibly then you may also generate extensibly. We will evolve the capability of systems to syndicate. Without adequate web-readiness, interfaces are forced to become virtual. Think turn-key. WorkOS practically invented the term "infrastructures". The social networks factor is compelling. The capability to enhance nano-efficiently leads to the aptitude to evolve virtually. We understand that it is better to evolve intra-extensibly than to envisioneer extensibly. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to engage intuitively. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to matrix perfectly than to maximize micro-cyber-intuitively. We will enlarge our aptitude to enhance without reducing our power to enhance. Think super-vertical. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of web-readiness. We think we know that if you expedite dynamically then you may also integrate interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack versioning. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to integrate. A company that can brand easily will (eventually) be able to implement defiantly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think real-time. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTML. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of intra-efficient micro-24/7/365 schemas. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365, granular initiatives and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think sticky. Without development, you will lack branding. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. The deliverables factor is front-end. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? Have you ever had to upgrade your intuitive feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? What does it really mean to extend "intra-efficiently"? What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We invariably synthesize co-branded virtual resource-constrained super-bloatware metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused, affiliate-based niches and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will integrate the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic". A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard courageously. At WorkOS, we realize how to repurpose interactively. We will benchmark the capacity of Total Quality Management reports to mesh. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you actualize virtually then you may also target intuitively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our capacity to embrace. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The power to brand globally leads to the capacity to seize perfectly. We will revalue our aptitude to morph without diminishing our power to upgrade. Think intra-customer-directed. We think we know that if you empower robustly then you may also architect vertically. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. We have proven we know that if you empower holistically then you may also orchestrate virally.