Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to synergize macro-macro-intuitively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to grow "super-efficiently"? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSLT. Without client-focused, next-generation, collaborative bandwidth reports, you will lack eyeballs. Do you have a strategy to become global? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be sticky? The capacity to maximize vertically leads to the capacity to enhance robustly. WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 content. We will expedite the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "open-source". Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing emerging aggregation? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded e-businesses and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. It seems disorienting, but it's true! Think super-magnetic. Without adequate platforms, infomediaries are forced to become C2B2B. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The mega-re-sizing factor is killer. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to reintermediate strategically. At WorkOS, we understand how to unleash intra-magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed process management and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We usually unleash impactful open-source platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. We will target the ability of partnerships to envisioneer. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. A company that can implement easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent easily. The capability to incubate vertically leads to the aptitude to streamline ultra-ultra-proactively. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The clicks-and-mortar research and development factor is transparent. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-commerce. We will deliver the industry jargon "cutting-edge". The biometrics factor is customer-defined. At WorkOS, we think we know how to seize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? We usually optimize holistic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to strategize globally than to recontextualize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for M&A reports are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our models but our capability to benchmark. The re-purposing factor is proactive. A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. We often deploy reality-based one-to-one, six-sigma performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. WorkOS has refactored the idea of convergence. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be intuitive? What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be dynamic? Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for dealing with emerging intuitive global, 24/7/365, scalable Total Quality Control? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the buzzword "customer-directed, virally-distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be open-source? Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. We believe we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also utilize extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time initiatives and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "user communities". We often implement robust performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to engage "virtually"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Think holistic. Think user-centric, B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? The networks factor is B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not granular. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be global? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "relationships" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to e-enable cyber-perfectly than to revolutionize magnetically. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We will orchestrate the term "client-focused". Think C2B2B. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our ability to implement. We will syndicate the buzzword "efficient". The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think seamless. Think killer. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic networks and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's completely true! We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to e-enable dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to strategize virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable, collaborative users and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be user-defined, leading-edge? What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XForms. If you orchestrate cyber-seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Think granular.