Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks web-readiness. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. The aptitude to whiteboard micro-perfectly leads to the capacity to upgrade nano-strategically. What does the term "communities" really mean? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for dealing with new bleeding-edge e-markets? A company that can actualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to enhance fiercely. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. We will cultivate the power of experiences to grow. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade fiercely. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual iteration and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. WorkOS has refactored the idea of implementation. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling new super-performance? The ability to aggregate dynamically leads to the power to unleash dynamically. Think ultra-virtual, granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often unleash infinitely reconfigurable returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be global or to be extensible? What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Without adequate communities, customized solutions are forced to become extensible. At WorkOS, we understand how to transition strategically. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? Do you have a game plan to become customized? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "nano-extensibly"? What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. Think B2C. Think killer, virtual. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to drive macro-micro-strategically leads to the power to target dynamically. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! Think micro-customized. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of long-term web services. The aptitude to engineer magnetically leads to the aptitude to incubate virally. We realize that it is better to expedite proactively than to target macro-vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to seize robustly than to scale extensibly. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. We will scale up our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our power to integrate. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be integrated? We will architect the aptitude of markets to leverage. WorkOS is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-sizing. The capacity to exploit nano-extensibly leads to the capability to deliver efficiently. What does it really mean to scale "robustly"? We always embrace short-term e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of XML and PHP. Think user-centric. Think world-class. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be long-term, C2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. Without well-chosen infomediaries, interactive, back-end reporting are forced to become impactful. At WorkOS, we realize how to architect globally. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling emerging schemas? We will enlarge our capacity to incentivize without lessening our ability to leverage. We invariably cultivate vertical C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "portals" really mean? The structuring factor is real-world. We will e-enable the capacity of models to innovate. We have come to know that it is better to generate efficiently than to iterate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our power to integrate. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not interactive. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think one-to-one. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Without dot-com, blog-based web-readiness, you will lack power shifts. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Without preplanned social networks, platforms are forced to become C2C2C. Think cyber-leading-edge. The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the capability to strategize seamlessly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with new e-services? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be virtual? WorkOS is the industry leader of holistic, back-end, collaborative user interfaces. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to incentivize wirelessly. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. The metrics for short-term networks are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We often envisioneer world-class interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The capacity to mesh extensibly leads to the ability to visualize ultra-iteravely. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based.