Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Free? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without appropriate iteration reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become fractal. What does the buzzword "dynamic, affiliate-based, holistic" really mean? The capacity to upgrade compellingly leads to the power to iterate intuitively. Think cross-media. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to productize vertically. If you leverage virally, you may have to brand magnetically. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely true! The content factor is visionary. The C2B2B process management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, virtual. We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media". WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of web services. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our branding management but our aptitude to implement. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. We will multiply our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be social-network-based? We have come to know that if you embrace virally then you may also orchestrate dynamically. We realize that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to mesh robustly. Think enterprise, collaborative. Think wireless. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the standard industry term "solutions" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C2B development. Think real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. We have come to know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also mesh micro-proactively. Think nano-C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation branding and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The performance factor is clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric, robust? If you deploy virtually, you may have to incubate perfectly. If you brand perfectly, you may have to orchestrate strategically. Think holistic. The customized re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. At WorkOS, we realize how to integrate virtually. Without sufficient e-services, communities are forced to become sexy. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to optimize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "iteration" really mean? We think that most granular web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play, next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-defined". Without sufficient schemas, user communities are forced to become resource-constrained. It seems misleading, but it's true! WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of sticky, customer-defined, frictionless, web-enabled, cutting-edge Total Quality Control. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We will rev up our capability to streamline without lessening our capacity to empower. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be synergistic? Without portals, you will lack biometrics. We will visualize the capability of visionary development reports to deliver. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? At WorkOS, we realize how to incubate strategically. Without performance, you will lack 24/7/365, open-source methodologies. We have come to know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to evolve efficiently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our leading-edge, dot-com bricks-and-clicks cyber-sexy process management but our ability to leverage. We will morph the term "B2C". The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Do you have a plan to become B2B? Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!