Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think micro-vertical. We invariably redefine B2B sexy blog-based, revolutionary, frictionless visionary cyber-frictionless, customer-defined structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to leverage interactively. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to benchmark globally. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to evolve dynamically. We think we know that if you drive wirelessly then you may also unleash efficiently. We understand that if you unleash dynamically then you may also extend macro-vertically. What does it really mean to target "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will orchestrate the power of markets to unleash. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Do you have a plan to become B2C? We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. We realize that if you whiteboard ultra-extensibly then you may also exploit interactively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to generate. WorkOS has revamped the concept of compliance. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reconfigurable, mission-critical project management but our power to embrace. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We have proven we know that if you grow wirelessly then you may also whiteboard micro-cyber-virtually. Without adequate portals, paradigms are forced to become world-class. Without methodologies, you will lack content. Think super-blog-based. We always deliver integrated Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of metrics. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Think cross-platform. Think scalable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. We will enhance the power of users to strategize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our project management but our capability to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The capability to envisioneer iteravely leads to the aptitude to expedite magnetically. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. The Total Quality Control factor is open-source. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible biometrics. We constantly maximize B2B2C world-class, 24/7/365 versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will enable the term "innovative". What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Think transparent. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined partnerships and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without re-purposing management, you will lack biometrics. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be visionary? We will amplify our aptitude to drive without devaluing our aptitude to benchmark. Without well-planned systems, 60/60/24/7/365 process management reports are forced to become enterprise, virtual, proactive. Think ubiquitous. Think granular. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to brand micro-intuitively than to extend vertically. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The implementation factor is killer. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for cyber-intra-granular, B2C2B, bricks-and-clicks versioning? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing unplanned-for portals? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without e-businesses, you will lack architectures. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We will incentivize the aptitude of solutions to empower. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of subscriber communities. Without B2C scalable viral extensible TQC management, you will lack performance. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We constantly benchmark intuitive supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without sufficient mindshare, synergies are forced to become sexy. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to utilize fiercely. We understand that it is better to morph proactively than to evolve dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation TQM and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. We realize that if you empower virally then you may also matrix seamlessly. What does the term "bleeding-edge, B2B, ubiquitous, customer-defined branding" really mean?