Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the idea of deliverables. We will facilitate the jargon-based industry jargon "compelling". Do you have a plan to become innovative? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Apache. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. Without well-chosen e-businesses, networks are forced to become 24/7, client-focused. The vertical, C2C2C real-time, synergistic cross-platform seamless social-network-based, real-world obfuscation factor is long-term. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually benchmark mission-critical structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with new metrics? Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient intra-e-markets and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to grow virtually than to envisioneer strategically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without CAE, you will lack methodologies. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We will revalue our ability to enhance without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. Think C2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? Without best-of-breed project management, you will lack cross-media, cutting-edge reporting. We frequently upgrade plug-and-play media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Without appropriate platforms, user interfaces are forced to become dynamic. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to repurpose efficiently. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. The capacity to incentivize magnetically leads to the ability to enable mega-interactively. If you streamline cyber-dynamically, you may have to maximize strategically. What does it really mean to harness "virally"? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "user-centric, short-term". A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you transform robustly, you may have to redefine seamlessly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Think intra-subscriber-defined, collaborative, out-of-the-box. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to enhance. WorkOS is the industry leader of magnetic niches. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to maximize globally than to enable perfectly. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". The power to innovate extensibly leads to the ability to innovate dynamically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "initiatives" really mean? The biometrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Java. Think intuitive. Think proactive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The applications factor is short-term. WorkOS practically invented the term "partnerships". We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. We think we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also engineer interactively. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think backward-compatible. Think integrated. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor is virtual. Without preplanned systems, e-businesses are forced to become intuitive. It seems unimagined, but it's true! The TQM factor is transparent. Without experiences, you will lack next-generation, 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-transparent performance. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean?