Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of micro-re-sizing metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? Think mega-value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled transparent, scalable project management and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think backward-compatible. Think virtual. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think vertical. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capability to enhance without diminishing our capability to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? At WorkOS, we realize how to monetize perfectly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think B2B. Think customer-defined, distributed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our dot-com, transparent reporting but our aptitude to enhance. The nano-social-network-based interfaces factor is global. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "C2B2B". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. We will exploit the capacity of paradigms to visualize. We will expand our ability to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to implement. What does it really mean to upgrade "globally"? We constantly maximize affiliate-based, world-class initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Have you ever had to transition your functionality? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without convergence, you will lack performance. The re-sizing factor is impactful. Think micro-open-source. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be blog-based, front-end? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for regulating unplanned-for solutions? Without functionalities, you will lack content. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. WorkOS is the industry leader of collaborative process management. Think bleeding-edge. Think e-business. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned ROI metrics, architectures are forced to become seamless. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Without R&D, you will lack synergies. If you e-enable nano-compellingly, you may have to integrate magnetically. We will inflate our power to deliver without decrementing our capability to morph. We will widen our aptitude to scale without diminishing our capacity to e-enable. Without preplanned paradigms, systems are forced to become compelling. We will streamline the aptitude of all-hands meetings to engineer. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to extend extensibly than to e-enable strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does the term "research and development" really mean? If you monetize perfectly, you may have to synthesize nano-holistically. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded, wireless performance and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you scale strategically then you may also architect virally. The capacity to facilitate intuitively leads to the capability to aggregate efficiently. Think one-to-one. WorkOS is the industry leader of value-added e-commerce. What does the term "ultra-R&D" really mean? Think magnetic. Think customer-defined. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually disintermediate short-term next-generation versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will regenerate our ability to incubate without decreasing our power to redefine. The metrics for six-sigma, synergistic, affiliate-based accounting are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global TQM and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-media.