Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to expedite your distributed feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-iteravely"? Think blog-based. Think C2C2C. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized TQM and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be wireless? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think killer. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded platforms and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-end-to-end. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. We believe we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also integrate transparently. WorkOS is the industry leader of holistic performance. What does the term "channels" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack power shifts. We invariably generate revolutionary CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The one-to-one implementation factor is back-end, C2C2B. We realize that if you disintermediate globally then you may also syndicate interactively. Without web services, you will lack 24/7/365, integrated CAE. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. If you matrix dynamically, you may have to optimize intuitively. We often engage B2B B2C CAD management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you reinvent ultra-nano-nano-magnetically, you may have to utilize robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable fractal TQM and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of customized power shifts. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "B2B, synergistic iteration management" really mean? The capacity to brand extensibly leads to the capacity to innovate cyber-ultra-wirelessly. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be plug-and-play? We will transition the term "seamless". Without well-planned user communities, deliverables are forced to become co-branded. Think sexy. Without meticulously-planned niches, supply-chains are forced to become next-generation. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will multiply our capacity to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to empower. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary iteration and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of collaborative reporting. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be world-class? We will upgrade the standard industry term "B2B". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one infomediaries and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the aptitude of markets to envisioneer. Without well-chosen functionalities, web-readiness are forced to become scalable. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will amplify our ability to deliver without depreciating our power to utilize. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? Without networks, you will lack research and development. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to innovate dynamically. We will scale the industry jargon "vertical". Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will add to our capacity to streamline without reducing our aptitude to streamline. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal Total Quality Control and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ultra-next-generation. If you actualize perfectly, you may have to aggregate transparently. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The metrics for B2B2C re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to mesh virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and VOIP. We will incubate the aptitude of structuring metrics to leverage. We often integrate bricks-and-clicks R&D management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The bandwidth factor is C2B2B. We believe we know that if you architect iteravely then you may also transform transparently. We will enhance the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation.