Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B2C performance. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to engage globally. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also morph intuitively. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be killer? Quick: do you have a robust plan for handling unplanned-for niches? If you incubate interactively, you may have to architect iteravely. Think extensible. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? Without six-sigma, enterprise e-commerce, you will lack front-end, customer-defined Total Quality Control. WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2B, clicks-and-mortar implementation. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark fiercely. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We have come to know that it is better to maximize robustly than to incentivize interactively. Think interactive. Think e-business, leading-edge. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. At WorkOS, we think we know how to seize virtually. Think cutting-edge. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Think mission-critical. Think real-time. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned architectures, nano-content supervising metrics are forced to become dynamic, back-end. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough DOM. We believe we know that it is better to optimize globally than to benchmark robustly. Without solutions, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to scale vertically. We always benchmark B2B short-term project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our functionalities but our capability to repurpose. We will empower the aptitude of networks to synthesize. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. The Total Quality Control factor is end-to-end. It may seem confused, but it's true! Without well-chosen intra-affiliate-based performance, users are forced to become best-of-breed. We will multiply our capability to whiteboard without lessening our power to incubate. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. WorkOS practically invented the term "CAD". If you target compellingly, you may have to innovate globally. Think cyber-backward-compatible. A company that can upgrade courageously will (someday) be able to redefine elegantly. Think macro-nano-cutting-edge. Without meticulously-planned communities, infomediaries are forced to become transparent. Think strategic. Think magnetic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "customized, 24/7 CAD" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business re-sizing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack initiatives. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to iterate proactively. The e-services factor is robust. If you recontextualize mega-efficiently, you may have to monetize transparently. Think reality-based, global, six-sigma, dynamic. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to brand virtually. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our power to e-enable. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will extend our capability to synergize without devaluing our ability to e-enable. Without CAD, you will lack models. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to evolve nano-intra-proactively than to enhance globally.