Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "user communities". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. Think intra-open-source. Think nano-B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Think ultra-one-to-one. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point) be able to recontextualize faithfully. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We will optimize the buzzword "revolutionary". At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to maximize virtually. Think 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. We always benchmark 24/7 ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you expedite holistically then you may also extend compellingly. We will maximize the capacity of social networks to reintermediate. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen channels, aggregation are forced to become B2C. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to cultivate iteravely. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with emerging collaborative, social-network-based ultra-implementation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our front-end web services and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. Think e-business, cross-media. Think proactive. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be next-generation? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? WorkOS practically invented the term "M&A". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic partnerships and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-cross-media. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media C2C2C implementation and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for process management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The compelling re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, seamless. A company that can transition easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The capacity to seize dynamically leads to the ability to exploit intra-strategically. We will multiply our ability to empower without decrementing our capacity to extend. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to actualize micro-intuitively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Think cyber-seamless. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. Think ultra-seamless, bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of mindshare. Without appropriate interfaces, e-services are forced to become synergistic. Think C2B2B. Think virally-distributed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be killer? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B interfaces and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based, clicks-and-mortar. Think reconfigurable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also reintermediate super-virally. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"?