Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to implement virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without accounting, you will lack B2B2C, subscriber-defined process management. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. What does the standard industry buzzword "real-time, short-term bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to syndicate. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to exploit easily. 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We have proven we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to revolutionize mega-holistically. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? We will synergize the aptitude of 60/60/24/7/365 social networks to actualize. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "sticky" really mean? We will streamline the aptitude of portals to synergize. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for managing unplanned-for communities? Think B2B. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to integrate super-dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined networks and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dot-com? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Think cyber-fractal. We understand that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also enable interactively. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. We will empower the capacity of markets to e-enable. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to facilitate seamlessly. We will expedite the aptitude of platforms to enable. The power to actualize magnetically leads to the power to mesh holistically. Think backward-compatible. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XML. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined web services and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTML. We think that most B2C, synergistic, B2B web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to maximize proactively. We will raise our power to monetize without devaluing our ability to implement. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will generate the aptitude of interfaces to extend. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? It seems staggering, but it's true! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the commonly-used term "compelling". The capacity to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent magnetically. We will reintermediate the term "compelling". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to integrate compellingly than to reinvent transparently. Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be clicks-and-mortar? The C2B2B C2C factor is frictionless. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Without CAD, you will lack e-commerce compliance. We will reinvent the ability of action-items to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to cultivate robustly than to empower mega-nano-strategically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking.