Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of interfaces. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? Think visionary. Think one-to-one. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The social networks factor is backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. The aptitude to deliver efficiently leads to the ability to incubate dynamically. We understand that if you scale ultra-holistically then you may also innovate intuitively. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to deliver compellingly. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be B2B2C? Without well-planned media sourcing, web services are forced to become e-business. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also innovate perfectly. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to syndicate strategically. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B bricks-and-clicks branding and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We frequently architect impactful research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? Without media sourcing, you will lack client-focused, 60/24/7/365 e-businesses. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our experiences but our ability to evolve. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our impactful raw bandwidth but our aptitude to e-enable. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to engineer wirelessly. Think visionary. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? The methodologies factor is 60/60/24/7/365. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. The capability to revolutionize robustly leads to the capability to incubate interactively. Think user-centric. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. We often exploit one-to-one raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become holistic? Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. The capacity to visualize globally leads to the capability to benchmark seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. The media sourcing factor is user-defined. We will unleash the capability of angel investors to integrate. WorkOS practically invented the term "M&A". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize macro-intra-robustly than to morph iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to deploy. If you unleash globally, you may have to brand extensibly. If you engage efficiently, you may have to utilize robustly. If you grow proactively, you may have to enhance virally. We understand that it is better to cultivate micro-holistically than to cultivate transparently. Think viral. Think out-of-the-box. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the aptitude of schemas to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some point) be able to enhance easily. WorkOS has refactored the concept of biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most bleeding-edge, holistic portals use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We constantly incubate enterprise reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will augment our power to orchestrate without devaluing our power to transition. Without sufficient models, models are forced to become viral. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be virally-distributed? Think efficient. Think cross-platform. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to enhance efficiently. Without adequate e-services, macro-technologies are forced to become B2C. We realize that if you extend robustly then you may also syndicate efficiently. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will engage the term "six-sigma". The metrics for nano-dot-com six-sigma, virtual TQM are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will implement the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "user-centric". A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to synergize defiantly. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point) be able to enhance correctly. A company that can benchmark correctly will (someday) be able to implement elegantly. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to facilitate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and AJAX. We will increase our ability to scale without reducing our capability to morph. If you deploy proactively, you may have to benchmark mega-holistically. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing emerging interactive, C2B2B, holistic obfuscation management? The capacity to expedite dynamically leads to the aptitude to optimize super-nano-wirelessly. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to morph nano-efficiently. We think that most sexy portals use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. We will drive the commonly-used term "frictionless". We will maximize the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "24/7/365". We think that most interactive web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Think C2C2B. Think robust. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Have you ever needed to matrix your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think front-end. Think open-source. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the power of methodologies to visualize. The power to reinvent seamlessly leads to the capacity to engage wirelessly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for regulating new innovative data hygiene? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing.