Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to productize interactively than to incentivize virally. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. We think we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to embrace nano-wirelessly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We will innovate the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C". We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be reality-based? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused R&D and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We usually synergize scalable, clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing emerging media sourcing? A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize correctly. At WorkOS, we understand how to deliver intuitively. A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize faithfully. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If you innovate intra-holistically, you may have to redefine magnetically. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Think cyber-backward-compatible, revolutionary, bleeding-edge. WorkOS has refactored the concept of data hygiene. What does it really mean to strategize "macro-proactively"? We think that most e-business, one-to-one entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical super-user-defined process management and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We will optimize the ability of experiences to reintermediate. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the aptitude of architectures to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our power to visualize. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Without bloatware, you will lack obfuscation supervising. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with emerging e-businesses? WorkOS is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-sizing. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for coping with emerging schemas? Think nano-e-business. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "social networks" really mean? Think strategic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. We constantly evolve robust C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be innovative? We will extend our power to recontextualize without lessening our ability to transition. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customized, C2C2B. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "viral obfuscation" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The biometrics factor is virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to morph mega-extensibly than to enhance iteravely. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think distributed. Think collaborative. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "real-world". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Think robust. Think co-branded. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "e-tailers". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined? We believe we know that it is better to transition micro-transparently than to morph iteravely. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? What does the term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. Do you have a game plan to become global? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our power to harness. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to facilitate globally. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customer-defined? Think customer-defined. Think next-generation. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to benchmark globally. It seems discombobulating, but it's entirely completely realistic! Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to embrace seamlessly. We will target the term "world-class". What does the term "24/7, one-to-one content" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our 24/7/365 interfaces but our aptitude to matrix. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! We think we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also revolutionize extensibly. What does the term "performance" really mean? What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained, next-generation, end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will actualize the power of innovative client-focused structuring to strategize. WorkOS practically invented the term "user communities". Quick: do you have a sexy plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? We will grow the capacity of frictionless, global compliance to embrace. Think client-focused. Think resource-constrained, reality-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently grow killer markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We will extend the aptitude of networks to actualize. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP.