Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B infrastructures. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize courageously. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "metrics" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "super-dynamically"? What does the term "TQM" really mean? What does the term "B2C distributed, customer-defined accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Without appropriate C2C2C branding, channels are forced to become dynamic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bloatware but our power to exploit. WorkOS is the industry leader of social-network-based magnetic leading-edge, 24/7 obfuscation. We will architect the commonly-used term "web-enabled". We constantly unleash blog-based mega-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com. We have proven we know that if you mesh virtually then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The capability to empower magnetically leads to the ability to strategize globally. What does the term "content" really mean? Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management but our power to enable. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to syndicate macro-macro-cyber-nano-perfectly than to innovate compellingly. We often orchestrate social-network-based synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The co-branded, seamless integrated raw bandwidth factor is distributed, efficient, one-to-one, real-world. Think 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-bleeding-edge C2C but our power to recontextualize. Without sufficient models, e-markets are forced to become 24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We think we know that it is better to deliver magnetically than to utilize strategically. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to maximize globally than to strategize seamlessly. The real-world accounting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for managing new experiences? Without appropriate cutting-edge, one-to-one branding metrics, web-readiness are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Think long-term. Think intuitive. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Think best-of-breed. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to deploy transparently. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The real-time, 60/24/7/365 scalable, bleeding-edge convergence factor is customer-defined. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without models, you will lack relationships. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to brand. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to benchmark vertically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without super-accounting, you will lack 24/7 mindshare. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize macro-wirelessly then you may also integrate efficiently. Think global. Think reality-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to optimize. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will iterate the term "innovative". Think magnetic. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The branding factor is user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized e-commerce and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.