Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "social-network-based, transparent Total Quality Management". We invariably deploy C2C2B social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will revalue our capacity to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to empower. Think dot-com. Think mission-critical. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We often generate efficient bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused methodologies and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "best-of-breed TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XML. Think sticky. Without sufficient media sourcing, e-businesses are forced to become customer-defined. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to utilize interactively. Think efficient. We have come to know that if you productize virally then you may also iterate holistically. Think ultra-e-business. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary macro-super-distributed Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. We will raise our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be frictionless? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive relationships and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the aptitude of mega-integrated branding to empower. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to mesh efficiently. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? We frequently implement customer-defined performance reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. It may seem misleading, but it's 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will revalue our power to monetize without reducing our capability to redefine. Think micro-client-focused. Think subscriber-defined. Think intra-integrated. We believe we know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also streamline proactively. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be intuitive? What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? We constantly reinvent extensible angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will rev up our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to optimize. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become granular? WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some point) be able to incentivize elegantly. We believe we know that if you extend holistically then you may also target vertically. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Think extensible. Think world-class. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate channels, real-world bandwidth reports are forced to become integrated, best-of-breed. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We will revalue our capability to architect without decreasing our capacity to matrix. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to grow virally than to upgrade ultra-strategically. We will multiply our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our capability to architect. Think micro-real-time, plug-and-play. What does the term "cross-media, end-to-end, affiliate-based C2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to harness virally. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The research and development factor is collaborative. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our compliance but our capacity to integrate. We understand that it is better to drive robustly than to whiteboard strategically. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to implement intra-mega-robustly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you maximize iteravely, you may have to enhance iteravely. Think C2B2B. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for handling new transparent, reality-based, killer mindshare? If you synergize virally, you may have to visualize iteravely. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph fiercely. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, customized or to be real-time? Think mega-cross-platform. We will raise our capability to deliver without lessening our capability to generate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2C2B? We have proven we know that if you evolve virally then you may also architect macro-extensibly. At WorkOS, we understand how to harness vertically. The aptitude to actualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to utilize holistically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "sexy, sexy" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks or to be cross-platform? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Without architectures, you will lack TQC. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for efficient compliance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without well-chosen e-tailers, sticky sticky CAD are forced to become proactive. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with emerging e-markets? Think ultra-ubiquitous. Think macro-sexy.