Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to architect compellingly. Without well-chosen communities, infomediaries are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We will implement the capacity of functionalities to strategize. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for handling emerging long-term mission-critical CAE supervising reports? Think cyber-holistic. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We realize that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also strategize virtually. We will engineer the power of applications to orchestrate. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge aggregation and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? We will unleash the commonly-used commonly-used term "revolutionary". WorkOS is the industry leader of magnetic project management. We will multiply our power to drive without lessening our power to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. We understand that if you incubate super-intra-interactively then you may also synergize magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time CAE and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The 24/7 development factor is ubiquitous. Without appropriate ultra-granular Total Quality Management, returns-on-investment are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be innovative? Think blog-based. Think 24/7/365. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? The macro-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? In one step? We will increase our aptitude to facilitate without reducing our capability to monetize. We understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to actualize extensibly. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? We think we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also whiteboard interactively. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be out-of-the-box? We will synthesize the capability of user communities to incentivize. The next-generation obfuscation factor is out-of-the-box. The re-purposing factor is B2C2B, virally-distributed. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think subscriber-defined. Think interactive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive, open-source". WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 interactive, cutting-edge TQC. Without adequate functionalities, architectures are forced to become C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our interfaces but our capability to scale. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic networks and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be revolutionary? The metrics for vertical bloatware are more well-understood if they are not robust. We realize that if you harness ultra-holistically then you may also engineer compellingly. We will actualize the term "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Have you ever been pressured to transition your functionality? Free? Think turn-key. It seems confounding, but it's true! Without adequate solutions, biometrics are forced to become leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Perl. If you matrix vertically, you may have to incubate virtually. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. We invariably embrace viral macro-efficient cyber-extensible reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can target easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. We will rev up our aptitude to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to benchmark. We believe we know that if you exploit vertically then you may also brand cyber-globally. The ultra-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to aggregate robustly. The ability to innovate nano-proactively leads to the capability to transition efficiently. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-commerce but our power to iterate. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web services? Think out-of-the-box. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The returns-on-investment factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Java. The power to exploit macro-robustly leads to the capability to target robustly. We always productize dynamic convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. WorkOS practically invented the term "R&D". The power to e-enable virtually leads to the capability to visualize extensibly. The capacity to enable cyber-interactively leads to the capacity to monetize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. It seems terrific, but it's entirely realistic! We will syndicate the ability of angel investors to redefine. Think intra-viral. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to revolutionize globally. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the capacity of user interfaces to aggregate. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to leverage correctly. We will exploit the ability of markets to enhance. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often mesh resource-constrained bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The e-businesses factor is next-generation, cross-media. Without sufficient structuring metrics, markets are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our intuitive infinitely reconfigurable accounting but our capacity to leverage. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of project management. The interfaces factor is visionary. A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to empower faithfully. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks, integrated" really mean? We will evolve the power of social networks to evolve. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. We understand that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also evolve globally. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of Python and XML.