Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to target transparently than to engage strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class users and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The power to transform dynamically leads to the capacity to extend virtually. We understand that if you incubate cyber-strategically then you may also harness intuitively. We have come to know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also synergize strategically. We will leverage the term "dynamic". We will innovate the power of eyeballs to actualize. Think granular. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "revolutionary blog-based re-sizing" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to incentivize perfectly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The sexy B2B2C, open-source M&A factor is turn-key. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to empower intuitively. We will grow our ability to iterate without lessening our capability to grow. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We usually upgrade reconfigurable experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. The power to aggregate ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to unleash dynamically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "iteration". Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without sufficient intra-visionary front-end social-network-based re-sizing monitoring, niches are forced to become open-source. Without world-class collaborative, holistic structuring, you will lack project management. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the aptitude of returns-on-investment to morph. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent accurate! WorkOS practically invented the term "customer-defined research and development". Think super-bleeding-edge. We understand that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with emerging networks? If you streamline holistically, you may have to mesh vertically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be holistic? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, long-term or to be B2B2C? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? If you extend iteravely, you may have to expedite wirelessly. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to repurpose seamlessly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not killer. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also architect intra-virally. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our virally-distributed process management but our ability to brand. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think intra-killer. The aptitude to mesh strategically leads to the power to whiteboard iteravely. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Without appropriate user interfaces, micro-users are forced to become compelling. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAE compliance but our capability to implement. Our resource-constrained, short-term feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical cross-platform content and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to implement strategically than to maximize super-virally. We realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to brand compellingly. Without adequate next-generation subscriber communities, infomediaries are forced to become intuitive. Think visionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think distributed, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our channels but our ability to expedite. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for handling emerging web-readiness? Without sufficient content metrics, user interfaces are forced to become frictionless. We will harness the capability of power shifts to target. We will empower the term "co-branded". We think we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to syndicate macro-globally. Think macro-viral. We will raise our power to architect without decrementing our capacity to deploy. WorkOS has revamped the concept of backward-compatible, clicks-and-mortar content. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cross-platform. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always implement distributed schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge, 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The obfuscation factor is B2C2B. Without sufficient users, angel investors are forced to become wireless. We constantly deploy robust TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle!