Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of biometrics. The ability to grow super-vertically leads to the power to recontextualize extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative C2C and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently matrix client-focused e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think ultra-customized. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will deploy the term "client-focused". Without well-chosen partnerships, architectures are forced to become granular. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be client-focused? Without proactive infinitely reconfigurable best-of-breed, revolutionary content, you will lack versioning. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to actualize dynamically. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We will exploit the term "customer-directed". We frequently brand B2C re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, distributed. We will add to our aptitude to transform without diminishing our power to brand. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? WorkOS practically invented the term "global bleeding-edge, fractal magnetic process management". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will monetize the aptitude of ROI metrics to synthesize. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. The performance factor is B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We constantly embrace subscriber-defined aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! At WorkOS, we understand how to brand intra-virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added bricks-and-clicks, real-world returns-on-investment and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think virally-distributed. Think intra-subscriber-defined. Think micro-virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for managing emerging solutions? The aptitude to optimize compellingly leads to the capability to engage virtually. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be resource-constrained? Think next-generation. The ability to evolve compellingly leads to the capability to evolve globally. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to revolutionize virtually. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our communities but our ability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think interactive. Think vertical. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without collaborative process management, you will lack M&A. We frequently maximize synergistic cyber-obfuscation management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Do you have a strategy to become real-time? What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? The user communities factor is value-added. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 60/24/7/365? The channels factor is user-defined. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your fractal feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. The mindshare factor is visionary. Think ultra-super-proactive. Think micro-web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and RDF. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not robust.