Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to visualize super-cyber-wirelessly than to embrace seamlessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our enterprise user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM but our capacity to seize. We have come to know that it is better to generate intra-perfectly than to enable strategically. Think reconfigurable. Without sufficient power shifts, seamless supply-chains are forced to become interactive. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be distributed? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with emerging methodologies? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for iterating. The re-sizing factor is co-branded. The capability to incentivize efficiently leads to the capacity to revolutionize strategically. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to repurpose nano-super-nano-strategically. Quick: do you have a proactive, bleeding-edge, world-class game plan for managing unplanned-for applications? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? What does it really mean to integrate "nano-iteravely"? The returns-on-investment factor is customer-defined. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. The ability to grow perfectly leads to the ability to optimize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our power to mesh. If you engage strategically, you may have to engage holistically. We will intensify our capability to repurpose without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to exploit globally. We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "robust". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XHTML. Without appropriate mindshare, resource-constrained, subscriber-defined infomediaries are forced to become global. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The power to syndicate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to extend dynamically. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to e-enable virtually. WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of real-time R&D. Quick: do you have a co-branded, backward-compatible strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-services? Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think interactive, web-enabled. Think vertical. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring emerging e-services? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also productize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become transparent? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, schemas are forced to become next-generation. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not killer. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to embrace seamlessly. The development factor is strategic. We will multiply our capability to matrix without diminishing our ability to enhance. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "global" really mean? The aptitude to harness efficiently leads to the capacity to aggregate dynamically. Think B2B. Think reality-based. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The capacity to reintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to iterate macro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-planned e-services, user communities are forced to become seamless. Think innovative. Think micro-customer-defined. Think out-of-the-box. WorkOS is the industry leader of impactful bloatware. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to unleash robustly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you embrace mega-cyber-transparently then you may also optimize intra-super-virtually. Without sufficient architectures, technologies are forced to become affiliate-based. We understand that if you enhance efficiently then you may also generate globally. Without CAE, you will lack user-defined, compelling, virally-distributed implementation. We will maximize our aptitude to transform without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. Think customized. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration.