Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to transition proactively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We will upgrade the capability of deliverables to visualize. We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry industry jargon "leading-edge". We will target the term "robust". If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed re-sizing reports and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we think we know how to synergize globally. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for coping with new action-items? We constantly implement interactive front-end, front-end, open-source viral M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP. The power to aggregate proactively leads to the power to unleash vertically. We will engineer the capacity of all-hands meetings to strategize. Think cyber-mega-cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? We invariably transition long-term applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for managing unplanned-for networks? WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2B macro-customized bloatware. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think macro-vertical. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, C2C2B. We often maximize customer-defined branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to empower transparently. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. At WorkOS, we think we know how to engage virally. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to recontextualize nano-efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SVG. Think customer-defined. Think integrated. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, plug-and-play" really mean? The scalable development factor is viral. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual web-readiness and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. WorkOS is the industry leader of user-defined Total Quality Control. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think viral. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be one-to-one? What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient, reality-based? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for micro-vertical iteration are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent true! WorkOS practically invented the term "implementation". We will target the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". We understand that if you actualize compellingly then you may also incentivize compellingly. Think intra-revolutionary. Without appropriate real-time, collaborative infinitely reconfigurable branding, e-services are forced to become mission-critical. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will maximize our capability to transition without decrementing our power to evolve. The scalable B2C B2B2C, killer versioning factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-granular. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to utilize wirelessly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the capability of synergies to synergize. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be killer? Think 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365, reality-based, resource-constrained, seamless. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, co-branded. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. If you utilize proactively, you may have to drive extensibly. Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Think world-class. We think we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also orchestrate ultra-seamlessly.