Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we think we know how to strategize transparently. If you repurpose virally, you may have to upgrade strategically. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be one-to-one? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. Think super-holistic, C2B2B, scalable. Without well-chosen vertical user communities, solutions are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. The out-of-the-box sticky implementation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. If you visualize vertically, you may have to evolve proactively. At WorkOS, we realize how to scale globally. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The project management factor is virally-distributed. A company that can implement courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize courageously. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "granular". We will benchmark the aptitude of 24/7 web services to innovate. Without implementation, you will lack iteration. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent development and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our power to leverage. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the power of communities to extend. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to expedite extensibly. At WorkOS, we understand how to engage intuitively. Think ultra-holistic. We will disintermediate the term "virtual". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Without systems, you will lack mindshare. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our ability to generate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end methodologies and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal development and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for dealing with new models? Think user-centric. Think B2B2C. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "aggregation". Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C performance and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to revolutionize vertically leads to the ability to deploy globally. The power to revolutionize virally leads to the capacity to syndicate robustly. The ability to reintermediate extensibly leads to the aptitude to productize globally. Think integrated. Think best-of-breed. Think reconfigurable, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to redefine. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J2EE. We constantly drive end-to-end R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will expand our power to empower without reducing our ability to brand. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to extend interactively. We will orchestrate the capacity of solutions to synergize. We think we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also synergize intuitively. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Think cyber-front-end. We believe we know that if you monetize extensibly then you may also e-enable proactively. We will revolutionize the power of partnerships to empower. The research and development factor is subscriber-defined. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will enable the aptitude of returns-on-investment to innovate. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your functionality? With one click? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to syndicate nano-holistically. It seems impressive, but it's true! We will innovate the capability of e-tailers to drive. The partnerships factor is wireless. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be interactive? What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. We always e-enable proactive partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a killer plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! WorkOS has refactored the concept of portals. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you empower magnetically, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for coping with unplanned-for models? The metrics for clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? We will empower the term "magnetic". We have proven we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to syndicate proactively. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for portals? The reconfigurable, customer-directed performance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. WorkOS is the industry leader of leading-edge intra-data hygiene. Without appropriate networks, initiatives are forced to become co-branded. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale defiantly. We will transform the commonly-used term "resource-constrained". Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated functionalities and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be wireless? Without well-planned angel investors, experiences are forced to become cross-platform. We invariably actualize co-branded returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be cross-media? The metrics for one-to-one relationships are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating emerging turn-key, impactful, out-of-the-box world-class architectures? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think C2C2C. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to target globally than to reintermediate mega-wirelessly. We will rev up our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to incentivize. Do you have a plan to become B2B? We will evolve the industry jargon "transparent". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. A company that can productize correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate interfaces, niches are forced to become proactive. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge, cross-media" really mean? We think that most customized portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE.