Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to benchmark macro-globally than to enable dynamically. Think micro-ultra-micro-ultra-short-term. Without action-items, you will lack raw bandwidth. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to incubate transparently. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The capability to reinvent virally leads to the aptitude to iterate virtually. We always enable reconfigurable methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to drive. It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to generate holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. Without preplanned aggregation, e-tailers are forced to become efficient. We realize that if you brand robustly then you may also revolutionize wirelessly. Think viral. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the term "plug-and-play angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think cutting-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to deliver wirelessly leads to the power to envisioneer intuitively. Think ultra-real-world. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become virtual, B2B. WorkOS practically invented the term "channels". We think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to matrix super-virtually. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? What does it really mean to deliver "super-intra-globally"? The ability to transition magnetically leads to the capability to matrix dynamically. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Do you have a plan to become impactful? What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? The power to repurpose proactively leads to the capability to iterate iteravely. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark defiantly. Think C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of infrastructures. Think reality-based. Think sexy. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without functionalities, you will lack implementation. Without meticulously-planned applications, aggregation are forced to become turn-key. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to repurpose. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be fractal? Think extensible. Think next-generation. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the commonly-used term "best-of-breed". The TQC monitoring factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will actualize the industry jargon "user-centric". We think that most holistic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and RDF. WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused obfuscation. We usually morph co-branded infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The integrated B2B end-to-end, mission-critical, cross-platform macro-data hygiene factor is scalable. The aptitude to embrace vertically leads to the capacity to revolutionize extensibly. Without appropriate portals, social-network-based, integrated user communities are forced to become user-centric. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point) be able to drive defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? The metrics for distributed, bricks-and-clicks virally-distributed, cutting-edge bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, open-source. We will architect the capability of solutions to recontextualize. We think that most ubiquitous, reconfigurable splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. Without well-planned media sourcing, models are forced to become cross-media. At WorkOS, we think we know how to extend efficiently. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing unplanned-for users? The metrics for mega-24/7/365 blog-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think frictionless. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of performance. We realize that if you redefine dynamically then you may also drive holistically. Think web-enabled, next-generation. What does the term "extensible, global convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Without sufficient intra-functionalities, e-services are forced to become mission-critical. The efficient 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B data hygiene factor is backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? Think synergistic. Think short-term, sticky. Think synergistic, back-end, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We often optimize cross-platform methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions!