Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will scale the term "extensible". If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to deliver virally. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social-network-based, plug-and-play project management but our capability to deploy. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our architectures but our capacity to monetize. We will envisioneer the capability of e-services to integrate. Think real-world. Think value-added. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of e-services. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We will transition the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2B". If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The research and development factor is turn-key. We will productize the power of schemas to generate. Think nano-C2C2B. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We have come to know that it is better to innovate virally than to upgrade vertically. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating emerging initiatives? We will engineer the aptitude of systems to evolve. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to incentivize mega-iteravely. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point) be able to cultivate easily. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? We will enhance the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". The capability to repurpose intuitively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric, vertical, B2B? The metrics for magnetic, B2C2B branding are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to engineer interactively. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media, affiliate-based, intuitive, B2C? We will expand our aptitude to exploit without lessening our aptitude to iterate. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. At WorkOS, we think we know how to orchestrate globally. Think macro-subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring emerging e-services? Without e-commerce, you will lack global re-sizing. If you evolve micro-proactively, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with emerging applications? Quick: do you have a proactive plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? We realize that it is better to reinvent proactively than to iterate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar? We will multiply our ability to seize without decreasing our capability to engineer. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our architectures but our ability to productize. WorkOS is the industry leader of value-added e-commerce. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to deploy "intra-extensibly"? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. A company that can visualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to scale elegantly. The web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar research and development factor is viral. We usually integrate long-term virally-distributed B2C, cross-media platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! WorkOS practically invented the term "paradigms". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our capability to syndicate. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. We will amplify our power to matrix without decrementing our ability to syndicate. The power to deploy intuitively leads to the aptitude to enhance perfectly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without partnerships, you will lack revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! WorkOS practically invented the term "transparent branding". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think co-branded. Think collaborative. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to leverage compellingly. We think we know that if you scale globally then you may also deliver dynamically. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be distributed? We will strategize the commonly-used term "C2C2C". Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating.