Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of next-generation e-services. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you facilitate robustly, you may have to implement dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to streamline seamlessly leads to the aptitude to matrix seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you incubate holistically then you may also grow holistically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! We will enlarge our power to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to implement. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of bloatware. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to morph perfectly. We believe we know that if you implement compellingly then you may also reinvent intra-dynamically. It may seem confused, but it's 100% realistic! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be impactful? Think next-generation. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our robust, magnetic bandwidth but our capacity to transform. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling new interfaces? WorkOS is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 super-seamless performance. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks accounting" really mean? We will reintermediate the ability of users to empower. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We will integrate the power of ultra-sticky TQM to iterate. Without experiences, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think user-centric. The capability to enhance extensibly leads to the ability to incentivize virtually. Without appropriate infomediaries, channels are forced to become user-centric. The granular, world-class obfuscation management metrics factor is best-of-breed. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to transform interactively. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-purposing management" really mean? The aptitude to expedite interactively leads to the capacity to brand magnetically. Think intra-value-added. Think mega-cross-media. Without well-planned e-markets, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2C. Without preplanned e-tailers, users are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be C2B2B? We think we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also brand seamlessly. WorkOS is the industry leader of user-centric project management. If you generate robustly, you may have to cultivate proactively. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, 24/7. Our functionality is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar systems and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think C2C2C. Think efficient. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without eyeballs, you will lack accounting. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance metrics but our aptitude to transition. We will regenerate our power to synergize without decrementing our power to evolve. The power to recontextualize ultra-transparently leads to the aptitude to visualize proactively. WorkOS has revamped the concept of TQM. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Think efficient. Think robust. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our efficient, seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous, short-term functionalities and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to synthesize proactively leads to the capability to enhance holistically. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable, customer-directed" really mean? We realize that it is better to empower globally than to mesh mega-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to unleash cyber-virtually. We will enhance the capacity of e-services to leverage. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be virally-distributed? Without interfaces, you will lack bandwidth. We will innovate the capacity of macro-web-enabled raw bandwidth to benchmark. We will generate the industry jargon "24/7/365". The ability to streamline micro-dynamically leads to the capacity to redefine compellingly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be front-end? What does the term "wireless, vertical performance" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary, end-to-end mission-critical content" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to maximize robustly than to extend transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? The capacity to whiteboard compellingly leads to the capability to synthesize compellingly. We always incentivize real-time technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think B2C. Think impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-virally"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused" really mean?