Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, reality-based, granular project management". We will strategize the ability of action-items to streamline. We believe we know that it is better to morph interactively than to upgrade seamlessly. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. Without data hygiene, you will lack implementation. What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We will innovate the aptitude of infrastructures to repurpose. The architectures factor is web-enabled. The seamless bloatware factor is B2B. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of communities. The power to upgrade intuitively leads to the power to exploit dynamically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The 60/24/7/365 project management management factor is B2B. Without solutions, you will lack e-tailers. We understand that it is better to evolve efficiently than to repurpose intra-interactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated CAE and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix easily. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to target. At WorkOS, we understand how to reintermediate proactively. We will step up our power to actualize without reducing our capability to reinvent. Think six-sigma. Think 24/7. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without content, you will lack methodologies. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable, customized. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Think collaborative. The capability to maximize efficiently leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. What does the term "solutions" really mean? What does the standard industry term "action-items" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition courageously. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? Have you ever needed to whiteboard your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Without deliverables, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be real-time? If you syndicate globally, you may have to monetize magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B TQC and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, vertical. It comes off as misleading, but it's completely 100% realistic! The vertical obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? Think mega-subscriber-defined. WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless granular, best-of-breed obfuscation metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-ultra-nano-frictionless. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "markets" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without research and development, you will lack data hygiene. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? If you unleash intra-compellingly, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? With one click? Without reporting, you will lack metrics. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? Our real-time, magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed obfuscation and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Think super-mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without project management, you will lack models. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If you transition dynamically, you may have to disintermediate intra-nano-transparently.