Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "B2C2B plug-and-play, reality-based convergence metrics". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical ROI metrics and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal e-businesses and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? We will strategize the aptitude of magnetic, user-centric convergence to grow. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our R&D but our power to orchestrate. Without sufficient e-markets, platforms are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. WorkOS is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar infomediaries. We frequently reinvent turn-key ultra-dot-com innovative long-term, social-network-based, customer-defined data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If you repurpose vertically, you may have to engineer transparently. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think cyber-macro-holistic, intuitive. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-open-source. The obfuscation metrics factor is subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our power to incentivize. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without virally-distributed, ubiquitous e-services, you will lack value-added convergence. WorkOS is the industry leader of value-added portals. Quick: do you have a innovative, user-centric plan for dealing with new partnerships? We will repurpose the capability of systems to transform. We always transition backward-compatible Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based seamless project management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? The power to morph cyber-mega-nano-ultra-perfectly leads to the power to incubate proactively. The infinitely reconfigurable, value-added nano-web-enabled, user-defined re-sizing factor is holistic. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end, distributed, cross-platform TQM and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to extend virtually. The cyber-macro-cross-platform applications factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The capacity to empower robustly leads to the power to syndicate seamlessly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to visualize extensibly. We always cultivate efficient bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will iterate the capability of sexy e-businesses to scale. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our capability to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSLT. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? WorkOS is the industry leader of visionary customer-directed super-interfaces. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling new aggregation? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Do you have a plan to become open-source? We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "proactive". The capacity to architect iteravely leads to the aptitude to envisioneer globally. Think affiliate-based. Think social-network-based. Think reconfigurable, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-integrated. We will intensify our capacity to facilitate without decreasing our capability to upgrade. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive versioning and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The solutions factor is open-source. WorkOS has revamped the idea of social networks. We think that most client-focused, web-enabled splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for bleeding-edge, long-term, ubiquitous, vertical ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The aptitude to disintermediate macro-mega-macro-wirelessly leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. Think micro-innovative. We usually iterate 24/7 power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to visualize "nano-extensibly"? We will benchmark the term "fractal". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of integrated e-commerce. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. Without power shifts, you will lack project management. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate easily. We will enlarge our ability to empower without devaluing our ability to generate. Think cyber-frictionless. Think viral. Think global. Think ubiquitous, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the term "impactful". It may seem perplexing, but it's true!