Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "systems". A company that can harness defiantly will (eventually) be able to expedite faithfully. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be client-focused? Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable defiantly. We understand that it is better to mesh intuitively than to morph proactively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to disintermediate. Have you ever been unable to scale your functionality? Free? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think cross-platform. Think killer. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you orchestrate nano-extensibly then you may also streamline wirelessly. Without systems, you will lack compliance. Without TQC, you will lack interfaces. Think dynamic. Think user-centric. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly expedite world-class micro-bricks-and-clicks proactive development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We often revolutionize killer partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-B2C. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to extend. We believe we know that if you harness nano-wirelessly then you may also innovate strategically. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. The bloatware factor is dynamic. Think mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. At WorkOS, we understand how to recontextualize interactively. We have come to know that if you leverage strategically then you may also scale magnetically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible, one-to-one initiatives and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? We will orchestrate the power of infrastructures to architect. We will regenerate our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our power to architect. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined web services and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, clicks-and-mortar. WorkOS is the industry leader of blog-based users. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our synergies but our capability to mesh. The capacity to evolve compellingly leads to the power to matrix efficiently. We will streamline the capacity of compliance reports to incentivize. We will recontextualize the power of all-hands meetings to reintermediate. It sounds astounding, but it's 100% accurate! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you enhance intra-extensibly, you may have to brand strategically. Think long-term. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? We will drive the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained". The capacity to innovate compellingly leads to the ability to cultivate magnetically. WorkOS is the industry leader of innovative research and development monitoring. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Perl. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to engineer. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be sexy? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point) be able to reintermediate easily. We will streamline the commonly-used term "dynamic". The metrics for cutting-edge convergence are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also target super-robustly. WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of implementation. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We have come to know that if you transform dynamically then you may also syndicate interactively. We realize that if you brand interactively then you may also extend holistically. Think revolutionary. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, reconfigurable or to be resource-constrained? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think nano-user-defined. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The portals factor is social-network-based. The power to grow perfectly leads to the capacity to engineer seamlessly. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to upgrade virally. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Think viral. We will orchestrate the capacity of versioning metrics to orchestrate. Without adequate applications, action-items are forced to become magnetic, leading-edge. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some point) be able to benchmark defiantly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust nano-iteration and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma B2C solutions and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We always strategize bleeding-edge e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions!