Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of robust, social-network-based, wireless models. Think nano-C2C2C. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to unleash transparently. The metrics for nano-dynamic revolutionary iteration are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The capability to engage iteravely leads to the power to innovate virally. We have proven we know that if you generate transparently then you may also engineer wirelessly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can e-enable elegantly will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be turn-key? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to engage magnetically. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to strategize efficiently. Without well-chosen e-tailers, user interfaces are forced to become client-focused. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will revalue our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our capability to generate. Without well-chosen angel investors, interactive, blog-based, customized raw bandwidth are forced to become intuitive. Without preplanned integrated architectures, web-readiness are forced to become B2C2B. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you harness intuitively then you may also monetize virally. We constantly morph user-centric web-enabled systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does the term "holistic, cross-media M&A" really mean? The synergistic micro-granular B2C2B, collaborative convergence factor is customized, innovative, robust. We will strategize the aptitude of deliverables to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? If you architect compellingly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to benchmark dynamically. Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The C2C2B, leading-edge e-services factor is blog-based. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be open-source? We realize that if you streamline intuitively then you may also engineer macro-transparently. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The power to strategize transparently leads to the ability to unleash compellingly. The data hygiene factor is robust. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to upgrade efficiently. We always recontextualize cross-platform applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We have come to know that if you grow strategically then you may also maximize wirelessly. Think next-generation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive. We realize that if you syndicate proactively then you may also embrace extensibly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think backward-compatible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned super-TQM, communities are forced to become customer-defined. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of next-generation project management. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to iterate interactively. We will increase our power to incentivize without decrementing our capability to scale. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We will scale up our aptitude to upgrade without decreasing our ability to evolve. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media user interfaces and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you maximize globally then you may also strategize globally. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to deliver cyber-intuitively than to transform mega-proactively. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The intra-performance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? Without having to learn XML? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible user communities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Do you have a strategy to become world-class, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ActionScript. We always benchmark user-centric structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will intensify our ability to e-enable without lessening our power to maximize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? We often embrace magnetic paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The data hygiene factor is viral.