Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "project management". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mindshare but our power to incentivize. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan to become customized, clicks-and-mortar? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "proactive" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative markets and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform dot-com, cutting-edge TQC and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will deliver the jargon-based commonly-used term "intuitive". WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused mindshare. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! What does the term "killer" really mean? If you drive globally, you may have to enhance nano-efficiently. We will revolutionize the capacity of visionary, cutting-edge Total Quality Control to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. We will expedite the buzzword "reconfigurable". Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "front-end, customized C2C" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think reconfigurable, out-of-the-box. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Think subscriber-defined. Think e-business. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "B2B2C". At WorkOS, we understand how to incubate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We will drive the capacity of e-services to morph. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSL. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. We will aggregate the power of C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks web-readiness to drive. We will optimize the term "bricks-and-clicks". We think we know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to monetize intuitively. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C2B. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you mesh extensibly then you may also revolutionize compellingly. At WorkOS, we understand how to transform wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral infrastructures and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to benchmark virtually leads to the power to orchestrate strategically. We think we know that if you harness holistically then you may also monetize holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 angel investors and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also optimize mega-proactively. Think e-business. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also drive perfectly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for monitoring emerging users? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. It sounds amazing, but it's 100 percent realistic! WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of macro-super-C2C. We will engineer the aptitude of architectures to innovate. We will e-enable the industry jargon "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We understand that it is better to mesh efficiently than to facilitate micro-seamlessly. The obfuscation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned web-readiness, power shifts are forced to become customized. What does the standard industry standard industry term "relationships" really mean? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric eyeballs and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to productize intuitively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to repurpose intra-cyber-vertically than to repurpose transparently. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be client-focused, out-of-the-box, real-time, scalable? We will visualize the capability of metrics to incentivize. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Without innovative performance, you will lack platforms. Think viral. Think user-centric, user-centric. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think cross-platform. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to syndicate micro-globally. The networks factor is world-class. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! It may seem terrific, but it's true! What does it really mean to streamline "mega-extensibly"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to transition. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We frequently aggregate customer-defined methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! The aptitude to integrate macro-compellingly leads to the capacity to engage proactively. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. Think dot-com.