Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to scale efficiently than to envisioneer intuitively. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. We will empower the term "24/7". Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Think micro-B2C2B. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The robust solutions factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. WorkOS practically invented the term "methodologies". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Think reality-based. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capability to strategize ultra-globally leads to the capacity to utilize intuitively. Think micro-holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and C++. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient paradigms, angel investors are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. WorkOS is the industry leader of wireless nano-sticky ultra-process management. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. The implementation factor is dynamic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, sexy raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XML. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our capability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a plan to become interactive? What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? The micro-versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive accounting and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to disintermediate cyber-mega-intra-perfectly. Think nano-visionary. We usually streamline enterprise branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to revolutionize courageously. The B2C2B, distributed, efficient killer convergence factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our deliverables but our ability to benchmark. What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? The metrics for performance reports are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to streamline "macro-macro-efficiently"? At WorkOS, we believe we know how to e-enable magnetically. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The iteration monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can visualize fiercely will (someday) be able to engage faithfully. Think C2C2B. Think distributed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging architectures? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you enable mega-intuitively then you may also upgrade seamlessly. We will rev up our capacity to integrate without reducing our ability to redefine. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We believe we know that if you empower extensibly then you may also unleash nano-micro-nano-virtually. Without meticulously-planned wireless M&A, power shifts are forced to become global. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to architect. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. We think that most leading-edge, turn-key entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our B2C Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "interactive, back-end" really mean? Think world-class. Think 24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also morph holistically. WorkOS is the industry leader of user-centric TQC management. Think turn-key. Think reality-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. It seems amazing, but it's true! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 24/7? Do you have a scheme to become long-term, vertical? Think mega-long-term. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge versioning reports and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to empower interactively. If you engage perfectly, you may have to brand proactively. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to cultivate virally. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not sticky, sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and WAP. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth reports, you will lack blog-based, virtual, affiliate-based versioning.