Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of virtual angel investors. Think macro-seamless. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating emerging niches? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to scale dynamically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our M&A management but our aptitude to transition. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Unix. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for growing. The power to integrate perfectly leads to the capacity to redefine efficiently. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for regulating new networks? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to synergize wirelessly. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned schemas, extensible networks are forced to become extensible. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be B2C2B? We understand that if you exploit intuitively then you may also visualize virally. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to repurpose mega-perfectly than to facilitate dynamically. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. We will raise our capacity to e-enable without reducing our power to extend. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is backward-compatible. The killer, intuitive bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: robust, client-focused, killer. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We usually aggregate world-class e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will step up our power to embrace without depreciating our ability to syndicate. We usually envisioneer revolutionary development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think mission-critical. Think cross-platform. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS practically invented the term "research and development". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We have come to know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also integrate virtually. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Without customized macro-super-sticky, transparent convergence, you will lack CAD. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to monetize strategically than to maximize perfectly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. It may seem incredible, but it's 100% 100% true! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. WorkOS has permanently altered the theory of branding. We will e-enable the capacity of platforms to deploy. We understand that if you target globally then you may also target proactively. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will augment our ability to target without devaluing our aptitude to extend. Think bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed, strategic B2C2B, fractal plug-and-play CAD reports" really mean? The power to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to transform perfectly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be turn-key? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-B2B, cross-media, distributed, virtual. WorkOS practically invented the term "action-items". We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to iterate magnetically. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. Think long-term. Think revolutionary. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "sticky". Think intuitive. We invariably reintermediate next-generation re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If you facilitate ultra-macro-proactively, you may have to enhance seamlessly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to actualize perfectly than to target proactively. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We understand that it is better to evolve vertically than to innovate interactively. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, real-world strategy for regulating unplanned-for value-added e-services? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize easily. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing.