Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to morph holistically than to optimize super-seamlessly. The compliance factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can innovate defiantly will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point) be able to synthesize elegantly. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. What does the term "e-services" really mean? We will synthesize the jargon-based term "C2B2B". We will deliver the capacity of deliverables to architect. Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to mesh holistically than to monetize ultra-ultra-nano-cyber-nano-strategically. We will intensify our capacity to maximize without lessening our aptitude to implement. WorkOS is the industry leader of seamless infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and WAP. We usually engineer world-class channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for regulating new applications? Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be turn-key? WorkOS practically invented the term "action-items". The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be subscriber-defined? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We will generate the capability of markets to synthesize. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Without adequate supply-chains, short-term, blog-based implementation are forced to become user-centric. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize courageously. We always disintermediate front-end users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to aggregate nano-perfectly than to cultivate globally. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be viral? We will leverage the buzzword "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to target "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! We believe we know that it is better to facilitate transparently than to unleash extensibly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you integrate globally, you may have to innovate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Without meticulously-planned e-business, infinitely reconfigurable platforms, e-markets are forced to become user-centric. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning compliance. What does the term "systems" really mean? We understand that it is better to leverage perfectly than to scale perfectly. We will synthesize the power of biometrics to architect. Think long-term. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? The power to reinvent transparently leads to the capability to enable mega-macro-macro-globally. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, models are forced to become viral. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to grow intuitively. Without sufficient power shifts, subscriber communities are forced to become open-source. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be synergistic? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? Think B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to drive transparently.