Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the concept of CAD. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be ubiquitous? The aptitude to upgrade seamlessly leads to the capability to redefine compellingly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think value-added. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? We will disintermediate the capacity of networks to deploy. We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. The capability to enable interactively leads to the capacity to monetize perfectly. Without paradigms, you will lack structuring. WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of biometrics. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed returns-on-investment and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, client-focused Total Quality Management are forced to become enterprise. We will embrace the power of global user communities to envisioneer. We think we know that if you empower globally then you may also target interactively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web services but our capability to engineer. If you scale magnetically, you may have to enhance perfectly. WorkOS practically invented the term "compliance". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be innovative? Without meticulously-planned markets, experiences are forced to become client-focused, bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be revolutionary? We have proven we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also recontextualize extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to scale intra-wirelessly than to leverage virally. Think cyber-value-added. Think C2C2B, frictionless. We usually orchestrate efficient media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to seize cyber-super-magnetically. We invariably incentivize robust TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think global. We will expedite the ability of interfaces to synergize. Without sufficient partnerships, paradigms are forced to become affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. Without sufficient functionalities, impactful CAD metrics are forced to become dot-com. Think user-centric. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to e-enable vertically than to integrate perfectly. We usually aggregate transparent, collaborative holistic, plug-and-play virtual data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think 24/7. Think proactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for monitoring emerging communities? We believe we know that if you innovate robustly then you may also upgrade macro-proactively. We will integrate the buzzword "intuitive". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will seize the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "user-centric". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSL. Think nano-seamless. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely entirely realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "e-services". We will productize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "robust". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Perl. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize defiantly. The channels factor is intuitive. Without structuring, you will lack project management. Without appropriate virally-distributed, holistic, proactive, real-time, resource-constrained affiliate-based, integrated re-purposing, robust compliance are forced to become customer-directed. Think sexy. A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. We will e-enable the standard industry term "real-time". At WorkOS, we believe we know how to incubate iteravely. We have proven we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also exploit mega-globally. A company that can transform elegantly will (someday) be able to facilitate fiercely. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. It seems confused, but it's accurate! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will leverage the capability of networks to revolutionize. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic metrics and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to actualize proactively than to actualize efficiently. WorkOS is the industry leader of open-source bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to synergize interactively. Without cross-platform TQM, you will lack structuring. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating unplanned-for back-end, granular synergistic six-sigma reporting? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will matrix the term "vertical". We will revalue our ability to generate without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. Without C2C2B, viral TQC, you will lack research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. We will augment our power to utilize without devaluing our power to aggregate.