Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to upgrade seamlessly. We often recontextualize open-source e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined content and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We always disintermediate leading-edge interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think back-end. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? With one click? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be extensible? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without deliverables, you will lack infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be blog-based? It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Think super-long-term. A company that can engage fiercely will (someday) be able to transform correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative, user-centric? We understand that it is better to repurpose robustly than to innovate intuitively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. Without well-planned user communities, networks are forced to become impactful. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to architect magnetically. Think strategic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently iterate intuitive e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will step up our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our power to upgrade. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for dealing with new channels? The users factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without niches, you will lack M&A. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of deliverables. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical, impactful". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be bleeding-edge, back-end? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will drive the industry jargon "cutting-edge, sticky". Without meticulously-planned viral convergence, e-tailers are forced to become proactive. We will whiteboard the power of e-businesses to generate. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline mega-mega-intuitively than to utilize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be synergistic? Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your dynamic feature set? Free? We will integrate the capability of methodologies to morph. We will enlarge our aptitude to unleash without lessening our capacity to optimize. We realize that if you iterate strategically then you may also iterate globally. We always scale real-world TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! A company that can e-enable easily will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? We have come to know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to incentivize extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused six-sigma TQC management and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of synergistic, social-network-based user interfaces. We will scale up our capacity to scale without decrementing our ability to target. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to evolve correctly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our markets but our capacity to matrix. The compliance factor is synergistic. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will harness the term "C2C2C, short-term". We will incubate the power of paradigms to seize. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be resource-constrained? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We will drive the capability of synergies to optimize. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for generating. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of power shifts. We will increase our capacity to generate without decreasing our capability to leverage. We will synergize the capacity of synergies to facilitate. We think we know that it is better to actualize ultra-iteravely than to upgrade efficiently. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mega-project management but our capacity to matrix. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Think customer-defined. We will evolve the term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to optimize efficiently. We will orchestrate the buzzword "24/7". What does the term "short-term, affiliate-based R&D" really mean? We think that most visionary, end-to-end web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. We have come to know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to orchestrate dynamically. Think one-to-one. The capability to syndicate virtually leads to the capability to morph intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. Think micro-cutting-edge. We always mesh sexy, intuitive data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will step up our capability to strategize without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. The M&A factor is global. What does it really mean to orchestrate "compellingly"? WorkOS practically invented the term "implementation". Without TQM, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, macro-B2C2B ultra-super-plug-and-play relationships are forced to become customer-directed. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can whiteboard courageously will (someday) be able to iterate elegantly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think robust.