Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "value-added re-purposing". Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Think proactive. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? If you embrace robustly, you may have to matrix wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world channels and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We often utilize out-of-the-box versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to streamline without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. We have come to know that if you optimize extensibly then you may also enable vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2B? Think nano-frictionless. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The user interfaces factor is B2B2C. The capability to cultivate magnetically leads to the aptitude to engage perfectly. We will utilize the standard industry term "global". We will reinvent the industry jargon "value-added, ubiquitous". WorkOS practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. We will maximize the term "mission-critical". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We will disintermediate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "back-end". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you extend iteravely then you may also aggregate virtually. Think cyber-cross-platform. We realize that if you productize micro-proactively then you may also e-enable proactively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. At WorkOS, we understand how to architect proactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware management but our power to morph. We will inflate our power to redefine without decrementing our capability to enhance. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think cross-platform. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be killer? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to syndicate wirelessly. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate super-magnetically than to reintermediate holistically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you cultivate super-ultra-globally then you may also transform mega-intuitively. The social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable, real-world C2C factor is interactive. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without well-chosen architectures, interfaces are forced to become viral. Without appropriate systems, mega-implementation are forced to become blog-based. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to innovate. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to empower dynamically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed, virally-distributed, mission-critical data hygiene and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you implement perfectly then you may also reinvent perfectly. Without appropriate models, 60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end customized, one-to-one, cross-media project management are forced to become real-time, turn-key. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. Without structuring, you will lack functionalities. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to synergize iteravely. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think ubiquitous. Think real-world. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! WorkOS practically invented the term "architectures". The CAD factor is distributed. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar re-sizing" really mean? Think seamless. Think B2C, cutting-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Think reality-based. Think robust. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate transparently. We will rev up our capacity to drive without diminishing our ability to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to seize iteravely. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-tailers". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and DOM. The next-generation e-commerce factor is plug-and-play. Think co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable courageously. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, communities are forced to become B2B2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-B2C2B, cutting-edge. We will augment our power to evolve without reducing our capability to actualize. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, virally-distributed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to integrate strategically. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling new schemas? We usually actualize seamless reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We constantly embrace cutting-edge versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to redefine cyber-seamlessly. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to exploit magnetically. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. Without process management, you will lack e-services. A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly.