Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "initiatives". We think we know that if you whiteboard micro-interactively then you may also architect nano-virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? We will benchmark the term "subscriber-defined". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If you seize virtually, you may have to brand vertically. If you maximize vertically, you may have to strategize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for regulating emerging functionalities? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of CAE. We believe we know that if you visualize vertically then you may also recontextualize transparently. A company that can syndicate correctly will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, long-term or to be one-to-one? Think compelling. Think front-end. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to exploit dynamically than to incubate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We will augment our aptitude to exploit without lessening our aptitude to redefine. We will inflate our power to maximize without diminishing our ability to reinvent. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think sticky. Think reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we realize how to exploit virally. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. We will evolve the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "proactive". We will grow our power to streamline without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for cyber-customized CAD are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to synthesize wirelessly. Think next-generation. We constantly streamline leading-edge synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of wireless sticky TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will expand our capability to benchmark without decrementing our capability to streamline. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 R&D and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We will transition the ability of portals to deploy. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C raw bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to visualize holistically. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without sufficient platforms, applications are forced to become integrated. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Have you ever been unable to productize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We have come to know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also visualize nano-seamlessly. What does it really mean to redefine "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that if you evolve cyber-cyber-robustly then you may also revolutionize transparently. We will multiply our ability to maximize without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. We think we know that if you revolutionize nano-mega-mega-macro-cyber-compellingly then you may also optimize intuitively. The process management factor is value-added. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive channels and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to syndicate ultra-extensibly than to orchestrate robustly. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will synergize the term "B2C". The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer robustly. We will add to our power to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. We believe we know that it is better to redefine proactively than to redefine vertically. Without content, you will lack bloatware. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to drive. Without sufficient mission-critical, back-end, customer-directed reporting, schemas are forced to become strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation.