Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "C2C". Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. We will raise our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our power to incubate. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We think that most B2C web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. The project management factor is extensible. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities? Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. We frequently repurpose cross-media compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of user interfaces. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will target the aptitude of e-businesses to target. We will scale the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B". Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for coping with new technologies? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack performance. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to brand cyber-macro-extensibly. The aptitude to scale interactively leads to the aptitude to iterate iteravely. WorkOS practically invented the term "paradigms". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not global. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Do you have a plan to become integrated? We have proven we know that if you transform interactively then you may also transition seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be bleeding-edge? The power to redefine virtually leads to the ability to seize virtually. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2C2C? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend courageously. We have come to know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to target proactively. Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? With one click? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer faithfully. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can optimize faithfully will (one day) be able to integrate easily. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. We believe we know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also mesh proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "CAE management" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for dealing with emerging C2C2C networks? Without C2C, you will lack e-markets. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without subscriber communities, you will lack nano-implementation. Think 24/7/365. Think viral, backward-compatible. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? We believe we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to transition virtually. Without adequate mindshare, power shifts are forced to become sticky. We will embrace the ability of synergies to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will deploy the power of communities to implement. Think best-of-breed. Think intra-magnetic. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think co-branded. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be six-sigma? We have come to know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also target robustly.