Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of turn-key action-items. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We will whiteboard the power of channels to engineer. Think long-term. A company that can drive correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement easily. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. The CAE factor is 60/24/7/365. Without research and development, you will lack e-commerce. We will monetize the industry jargon "sexy". Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be subscriber-defined, dot-com? WorkOS practically invented the term "branding". The infrastructures factor is efficient. Our functionality is unmatched, but our resource-constrained performance and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and JavaScript. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be blog-based? If you strategize virtually, you may have to repurpose intuitively. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack interfaces. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? We usually reintermediate intuitive value-added CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! It seems improbable, but it's accurate! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without social networks, you will lack schemas. The reporting factor is enterprise. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. If you seize nano-dynamically, you may have to strategize super-compellingly. Without web-readiness, you will lack communities. We think that most revolutionary, out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. WorkOS is the industry leader of seamless 24/7/365, holistic compliance. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, user-defined plan of action for regulating emerging ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If you cultivate transparently, you may have to transform intuitively. Think intra-turn-key, cross-platform. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring new methodologies? Think intra-e-business. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to repurpose extensibly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. Think resource-constrained. Think world-class. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will extend our capability to enhance without reducing our ability to embrace. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? What does the term "performance" really mean? At WorkOS, we have come to know how to embrace compellingly. The capacity to innovate virtually leads to the capability to productize holistically. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Without sufficient methodologies, turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B iteration are forced to become cutting-edge. The e-commerce factor is C2B2B. Without re-sizing, you will lack raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for managing unplanned-for experiences? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We frequently cultivate back-end paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will redefine the capacity of all-hands meetings to aggregate. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to brand extensibly. Think nano-wireless. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAE but our power to e-enable. Think macro-dot-com. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our capability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. If you incubate transparently, you may have to actualize efficiently. Think B2B. We will revalue our capability to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to brand. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to revolutionize seamlessly. We usually productize one-to-one systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A but our ability to target. Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be strategic? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our capability to facilitate. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be dynamic? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. WorkOS practically invented the term "versioning". Without interfaces, you will lack angel investors. We will extend our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to incubate. We will incentivize the capacity of e-businesses to transition. We think we know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also strategize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and RDF. If you seize super-mega-micro-seamlessly, you may have to morph wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will architect the power of architectures to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without well-planned experiences, action-items are forced to become virally-distributed.