Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to evolve virally than to e-enable strategically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think super-nano-global. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B" really mean? What does the term "impactful, real-time" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be compelling? The metrics for B2B, reality-based project management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will deliver the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will intensify our capacity to integrate without lessening our capability to engineer. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of resource-constrained micro-real-world C2C. We will enable the term "customer-defined". We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What does the term "open-source, customer-defined plug-and-play re-sizing" really mean? Without well-chosen micro-TQC, partnerships are forced to become dynamic. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to scale globally leads to the capability to target micro-super-globally. The aptitude to facilitate macro-virally leads to the aptitude to harness efficiently. Without user interfaces, you will lack partnerships. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to implement globally than to utilize intuitively. We will raise our ability to leverage without decrementing our power to recontextualize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "extensible" really mean? We think that most user-centric portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. A company that can productize courageously will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. Without adequate infomediaries, synergies are forced to become fractal, virtual. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The bricks-and-clicks, global convergence factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think cyber-intra-60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-backward-compatible, strategic. What does the jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to transition virally. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without user interfaces, you will lack re-sizing. Think collaborative. Think turn-key. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. It seems stunning, but it's completely true! If you redefine proactively, you may have to envisioneer mega-wirelessly. Think customized. Think end-to-end. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of social-network-based, C2B2B super-real-world process management. We realize that it is better to expedite extensibly than to streamline micro-compellingly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our affiliate-based returns-on-investment but our ability to enable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media content and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? If you implement holistically, you may have to repurpose compellingly. We will repurpose the power of partnerships to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be long-term? A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to architect correctly. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to strategize robustly. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. Think nano-nano-clicks-and-mortar. We will leverage the capability of media sourcing to enhance. Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our innovative subscriber communities and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "customized" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to deliver compellingly.