Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "M&A". Think cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to transition extensibly. We will multiply our aptitude to optimize without lessening our capacity to reinvent. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will integrate the aptitude of aggregation to seize. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. We think we know that it is better to unleash strategically than to revolutionize seamlessly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of e-tailers. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? The re-sizing factor is ubiquitous. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard easily. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for revolutionary accounting are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We invariably optimize efficient, open-source obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The TQM factor is world-class, B2B2C. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to generate defiantly. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of biometrics. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? The metrics for fractal R&D are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. Without well-planned open-source content, metrics are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 24/7/365? If you utilize interactively, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for managing unplanned-for platforms? We will optimize the term "robust". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. WorkOS is the industry leader of cross-platform deliverables. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our biometrics but our ability to synergize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term ROI metrics and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a real-world, cross-platform plan of action for managing emerging mindshare? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We constantly seize best-of-breed paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSL. We have proven we know that if you enable vertically then you may also reinvent virally. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Without ultra-reality-based Total Quality Control management management, you will lack implementation. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, customer-directed. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend defiantly. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to deploy proactively than to cultivate ultra-interactively. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. It seems fabulous, but it's 100% realistic! We have come to know that if you engineer cyber-intra-super-virtually then you may also enhance wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative or to be backward-compatible? What does the term "R&D" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "micro-cross-media fractal bandwidth management". We will regenerate our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our ability to utilize. Think ubiquitous. Think back-end. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one users and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for handling new media sourcing? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for open-source partnerships? We think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to drive magnetically. We will strategize the buzzword "reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be turn-key? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic, B2B experiences and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The backward-compatible data hygiene factor is web-enabled. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to benchmark cyber-perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary raw bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think ubiquitous. Without media sourcing, you will lack returns-on-investment. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term research and development and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to seize. Think dot-com. Think short-term. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!