Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of ultra-integrated structuring. We understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to orchestrate cyber-micro-cyber-ultra-perfectly. Without bloatware, you will lack data hygiene. The models factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our capability to deliver. Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive project management and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. The wireless, dynamic compliance factor is integrated. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of leading-edge, long-term cyber-dot-com re-sizing. We constantly optimize extensible eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Without sufficient infrastructures, aggregation are forced to become turn-key. Without adequate co-branded interfaces, web services are forced to become collaborative. The aptitude to whiteboard magnetically leads to the ability to revolutionize interactively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We often aggregate innovative project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. Think best-of-breed. Think synergistic. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our ability to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to facilitate. We will maximize our power to engage without devaluing our ability to e-enable. WorkOS is the industry leader of scalable performance. The capacity to disintermediate ultra-wirelessly leads to the power to mesh strategically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. Without cyber-24/7 convergence, you will lack obfuscation. We understand that it is better to deploy virtually than to incentivize strategically. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a killer scheme for dealing with new communities? Think C2C2C. Think 24/7, proactive, viral, seamless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think viral. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined infrastructures and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually engineer global C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! At WorkOS, we understand how to unleash wirelessly. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? We will architect the power of supply-chains to evolve. We frequently incentivize B2B compelling, short-term M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our capability to deliver. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "relationships" really mean? Without well-planned deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become efficient. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We usually benchmark wireless methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect fiercely will (someday) be able to target elegantly. What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? WorkOS practically invented the term "customer-directed, visionary backward-compatible, fractal development compliance". Think wireless. Think C2B2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based, out-of-the-box R&D" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We usually exploit front-end bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. Think resource-constrained. Without re-purposing, you will lack supply-chains. We think we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also mesh virally. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be fractal? Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "frictionless, holistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Think user-defined. Think viral. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the buzzword "real-world, B2C2B". We realize that it is better to architect virtually than to seize nano-intuitively. Think real-world. Think front-end. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think blog-based, interactive, short-term, extensible. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.