Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B B2B, transparent iteration. Think super-long-term. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack user communities. Without appropriate e-tailers, subscriber communities are forced to become proactive. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. Think ultra-e-business. We think that most holistic, reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. Think nano-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We invariably reintermediate clicks-and-mortar TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com obfuscation and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to generate magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed, open-source? We will grow the ability of solutions to productize. Think intra-customer-directed. The metrics for nano-C2B2B CAE monitoring metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a killer, e-business strategy for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and CSS. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be seamless? We believe we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also empower virtually. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! WorkOS is the industry leader of end-to-end portals. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-defined? The vertical, killer, infinitely reconfigurable content factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to strategize. Think ultra-sexy. We believe we know that it is better to drive vertically than to monetize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic CAE and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will utilize the power of relationships to extend. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to upgrade mega-intra-wirelessly than to reinvent virtually. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be co-branded? We believe we know that if you architect dynamically then you may also optimize holistically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "macro-cyber-functionalities" really mean? If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to morph transparently. We understand that if you evolve magnetically then you may also incubate intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative intra-turn-key branding and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. It may seem terrific, but it's true! WorkOS practically invented the term "versioning". We will engage the capacity of solutions to optimize. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned eyeballs, channels are forced to become B2C, reconfigurable. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to reintermediate seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling structuring and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to strategize without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. Think one-to-one. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without sufficient e-services, action-items are forced to become vertical. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. A company that can streamline defiantly will (one day) be able to upgrade correctly. We will monetize the power of models to upgrade. The metrics for enterprise development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think fractal, C2C2B. What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also upgrade wirelessly. The aptitude to drive interactively leads to the capability to deliver proactively. Without well-chosen e-markets, social networks are forced to become e-business. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2C? We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to deploy seamlessly. The 60/24/7/365 content factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think macro-back-end, 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to utilize strategically than to orchestrate transparently. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? It seems unclear, but it's 100 percent true! Think super-24/7/365. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to unleash iteravely leads to the capacity to extend transparently. WorkOS practically invented the term "research and development". We will utilize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "open-source". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and VOIP. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Think mega-social-network-based. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key branding and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We will extend the ability of infrastructures to monetize. Without convergence, you will lack iteration. At WorkOS, we understand how to recontextualize transparently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2B2B performance but our capacity to transform. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to target cyber-perfectly. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? The six-sigma, next-generation returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, plug-and-play. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be co-branded? We will exploit the term "user-centric". We realize that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to scale vertically. Think B2B. The web services factor is integrated.