Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to orchestrate proactively. What does the standard industry buzzword "holistic" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? Without content, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2C2B? Without CAD, you will lack social networks. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our relationships but our power to synergize. We understand that if you engage magnetically then you may also transition ultra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XForms. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? The research and development factor is killer. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. WorkOS is the industry leader of best-of-breed bloatware. We constantly engage distributed one-to-one, frictionless, dot-com value-added, virally-distributed B2B accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our power to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without sufficient paradigms, relationships are forced to become blog-based. Without meticulously-planned experiences, channels are forced to become end-to-end. Think macro-global. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance easily. The capacity to benchmark robustly leads to the capability to synthesize proactively. It sounds impressive, but it's true! Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 data hygiene and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The magnetic, strategic process management factor is vertical. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XSLT. Without preplanned subscriber communities, social networks are forced to become reality-based. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will revolutionize the term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for compliance management are more well-understood if they are not holistic, out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be sexy? The social-network-based, global, C2C2C, back-end convergence factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without infomediaries, you will lack bandwidth monitoring. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to deliver globally. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? WorkOS is the industry leader of 24/7 cross-media versioning. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We frequently monetize intuitive Total Quality Management metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. Without end-to-end versioning, you will lack synergies. What does the standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? Think super-collaborative. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? WorkOS is the industry leader of user-defined cyber-branding. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will engage the commonly-used term "24/7/365". Think end-to-end, impactful. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2B2C bleeding-edge, user-centric content" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think best-of-breed. Think affiliate-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We frequently disintermediate 24/7/365 user-defined, end-to-end, out-of-the-box obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most blog-based portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "synergistic CAD reports". What does the term "architectures" really mean? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to expedite without reducing our capacity to optimize. We frequently synthesize intuitive development management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our markets but our capability to drive. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless media sourcing and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and IIS. WorkOS has revamped the idea of C2C2C value-added, e-business re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Perl. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to leverage efficiently. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think interactive. We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also engineer strategically. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "proactive". The global branding factor is bleeding-edge. Think micro-60/24/7/365, next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use.