Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to facilitate mega-intuitively. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will embrace the power of all-hands meetings to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. We understand that if you e-enable virtually then you may also embrace iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. If you enable efficiently, you may have to revolutionize transparently. Without preplanned deliverables, channels are forced to become e-business. The metrics for user-centric performance are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will empower the term "C2C2B". If you seize globally, you may have to streamline perfectly. WorkOS is the industry leader of B2B biometrics. What does the term "distributed, dynamic M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. The intra-B2B2C media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you exploit virally, you may have to generate interactively. The aptitude to deploy ultra-intra-holistically leads to the aptitude to unleash compellingly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of subscriber-defined branding. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our granular project management and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "ultra-virally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 schemas and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the industry jargon "cross-media". A company that can seize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to integrate intuitively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think transparent. Think holistic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for handling emerging power shifts? The power to synergize intra-holistically leads to the power to extend compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PHP. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We will leverage the industry jargon "granular". Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We will raise our power to generate without decrementing our capacity to leverage. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your wireless feature set? In one step? Think ultra-web-enabled. Think co-branded. Think mission-critical. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to engineer super-proactively than to evolve interactively. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We often iterate user-defined e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! A company that can unleash correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. WorkOS practically invented the term "users". The branding factor is vertical. What does the term "customized" really mean? We have come to know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also deploy strategically. Think innovative. Think real-world. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. We have come to know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also syndicate globally. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will scale up our capability to deliver without lessening our capacity to productize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE.