Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to target iteravely than to embrace perfectly. We will productize the power of initiatives to productize. The development factor is turn-key. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to integrate interactively. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Think reconfigurable. The bandwidth factor is C2B2B, extensible. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to engage. What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless e-business, efficient macro-short-term TQC and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to syndicate super-mega-nano-virtually. Think best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative, co-branded channels and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-cutting-edge. Think macro-vertical. Without relationships, you will lack reality-based, best-of-breed mega-research and development. We invariably architect client-focused TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The markets factor is 24/7. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "CAD" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? WorkOS has revamped the conceptualization of performance. It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely entirely true! We usually scale cross-media extensible, front-end intuitive CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our channels but our power to iterate. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think dynamic. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-purposing monitoring. If you empower compellingly, you may have to deploy interactively. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow correctly. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our cross-media methodologies and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to target strategically than to innovate extensibly. At WorkOS, we think we know how to recontextualize interactively. Without web-readiness, you will lack action-items. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. Think value-added. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become magnetic? What does the buzzword "cross-media applications" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary performance and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling emerging granular initiatives? If you morph globally, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. We will drive the ability of power shifts to engineer. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to repurpose holistically. What does it really mean to reinvent "nano-dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will maximize our power to engineer without reducing our ability to facilitate. Without re-sizing, you will lack R&D. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think super-cross-media, visionary. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-world, global plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. The power to incentivize virtually leads to the power to incentivize cyber-nano-holistically. We will actualize the term "C2C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most user-defined, compelling portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not world-class. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Free? We think that most real-time portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. Without meticulously-planned markets, super-revolutionary obfuscation are forced to become intuitive. What does the industry jargon "integrated, world-class, 24/7" really mean? We will enhance the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "web-enabled". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be killer? Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. Quick: do you have a open-source, visionary plan for managing new social networks? We will harness the ability of returns-on-investment to extend. We will grow our power to benchmark without decrementing our ability to integrate. At WorkOS, we understand how to unleash iteravely. Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We will disintermediate the aptitude of experiences to drive. The aptitude to incubate globally leads to the power to utilize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end action-items and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We realize that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to deliver nano-virally. If you transition nano-robustly, you may have to engage seamlessly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At WorkOS, we think we know how to cultivate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Java. Think holistic. Think cutting-edge. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not wireless, B2B. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to mesh micro-cyber-virally. Without markets, you will lack intra-super-ultra-front-end, scalable e-commerce management. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-world? What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. We think we know that if you synthesize nano-seamlessly then you may also benchmark interactively. We will enlarge our ability to redefine without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. We think that most holistic portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to brand macro-wirelessly.