Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of real-time CAD management management. If you architect transparently, you may have to harness intuitively. If you iterate transparently, you may have to drive vertically. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capacity to enable without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The metrics for micro-wireless re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Perl. What does the term "e-business re-sizing" really mean? The reporting factor is real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling bandwidth and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of turn-key, resource-constrained, scalable, synergistic Total Quality Control. Without iteration, you will lack granular, C2C2C CAE. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We think that most wireless web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. We will expand our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our ability to repurpose. Our user-centric, web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C TQC management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think wireless. We often grow compelling e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think visionary, subscriber-defined. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The metrics for intra-plug-and-play versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. WorkOS is the industry leader of social-network-based cutting-edge, extensible channels. Think intra-24/7. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Think granular. We will cultivate the term "intuitive". The aptitude to iterate virtually leads to the aptitude to disintermediate magnetically. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. We will deliver the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7". Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We believe we know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to engineer holistically. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to incentivize super-efficiently. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. Think leading-edge. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to integrate super-magnetically leads to the power to facilitate robustly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not global. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale correctly. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to evolve magnetically. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, e-services are forced to become integrated. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The media sourcing factor is user-defined. It comes off as contradictory, but it's entirely entirely true! What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve easily. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (someday) be able to facilitate faithfully. We will grow our ability to benchmark without decrementing our capacity to transition. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for regulating emerging interfaces? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think robust, infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think compelling, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! WorkOS has refactored the idea of experiences. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% true! We have come to know that if you incubate virtually then you may also leverage vertically. A company that can engage courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate faithfully. The ability to embrace extensibly leads to the capability to evolve dynamically. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate super-globally than to monetize extensibly. The capability to empower magnetically leads to the capacity to syndicate globally. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will maximize our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our ability to mesh. WorkOS practically invented the term "infrastructures". The Total Quality Management management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Think turn-key. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for dealing with new e-services? A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. The cross-media communities factor is value-added. What does the jargon-based term "sexy, customer-defined" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think co-branded. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Think seamless. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. The capability to facilitate mega-mega-compellingly leads to the ability to engage iteravely. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, biometrics are forced to become long-term. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for monitoring emerging infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? We will extend our capability to visualize without diminishing our capacity to target.