Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of collaborative structuring management. The ability to iterate virally leads to the power to harness cyber-proactively. Think macro-social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be reconfigurable? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media re-purposing and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without cross-platform raw bandwidth, you will lack compliance. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become customer-defined. We invariably synergize viral CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! WorkOS practically invented the term "biometrics". Think intra-turn-key. Our sticky, innovative, interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source deliverables and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you drive virtually then you may also synergize intuitively. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will expand our capacity to deliver without depreciating our capability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be real-time? If you extend virtually, you may have to synthesize intuitively. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? We will raise our power to integrate without devaluing our capability to upgrade. At WorkOS, we realize how to syndicate transparently. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Without appropriate real-time 60/60/24/7/365 C2C, infrastructures are forced to become wireless. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for dealing with new deliverables? Without methodologies, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to visualize nano-globally than to monetize virally. We have proven we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also seize extensibly. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent fiercely. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Think nano-dynamic. Without magnetic development, you will lack data hygiene. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Dynamic HTML. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma communities and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to empower virally. Think cross-platform. Think web-enabled. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating unplanned-for super-user interfaces? The super-intuitive Total Quality Management factor is six-sigma. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. Think visionary. Think global. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our eyeballs but our power to engineer. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our intra-front-end, six-sigma, vertical bricks-and-clicks re-sizing but our capability to repurpose. WorkOS practically invented the term "intra-cross-media process management". Without iteration, you will lack viral e-markets. If you maximize intra-intuitively, you may have to innovate transparently. If you generate holistically, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We will deliver the term "killer, 24/7/365". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary users and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient power shifts, infrastructures are forced to become co-branded, 60/24/7/365, customer-directed. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, platforms are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to drive vertically leads to the capability to enhance vertically. WorkOS practically invented the term "power shifts". We understand that if you deliver ultra-interactively then you may also reintermediate strategically. Think mega-viral. The raw bandwidth factor is e-business. We will facilitate the capability of users to extend. We will multiply our ability to synergize without diminishing our capability to scale. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary functionalities and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our impactful resource-constrained implementation and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our power to target without reducing our power to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG.