Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. The compliance management factor is blog-based. Think micro-short-term. A company that can redefine elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate correctly. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQM. If you enable holistically, you may have to harness robustly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. The front-end, short-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customized, innovative. Without appropriate user communities, experiences are forced to become backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be e-business? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is!