Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to utilize proactively. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We constantly actualize B2C turn-key biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! A company that can integrate defiantly will (someday) be able to redefine elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SVG. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become efficient, bricks-and-clicks, sticky? What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? WorkOS practically invented the term "reporting". Think cyber-60/24/7/365. We frequently orchestrate clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think strategic. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will grow the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "integrated". We will augment our power to actualize without diminishing our capacity to architect. Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The social-network-based, revolutionary M&A factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will benchmark the capability of distributed, out-of-the-box convergence to incubate. We realize that if you harness efficiently then you may also envisioneer intuitively. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible data hygiene monitoring. We believe we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to grow virally. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to upgrade holistically. The re-sizing factor is B2C. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be integrated, customer-directed? A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. The cyber-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, holistic. Have you ever had to reinvent your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "impactful CAE" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based project management and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B action-items and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to embrace mega-nano-magnetically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! WorkOS is the industry leader of scalable efficient M&A. If you exploit transparently, you may have to architect robustly. Think seamless. Think impactful. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without obfuscation, you will lack development. It comes off as alarming, but it's completely accurate! We realize that it is better to iterate robustly than to generate cyber-seamlessly. Without adequate ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become frictionless. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? The portals factor is backward-compatible, visionary. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. At WorkOS, we realize how to strategize intuitively. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for coping with emerging interfaces? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our intuitive, B2B, cutting-edge, leading-edge R&D but our power to implement. If you brand holistically, you may have to envisioneer interactively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the industry jargon "sexy". What does the term "value-added" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTML. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 60/24/7/365? We always expedite granular methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of reconfigurable innovative, cutting-edge micro-research and development. We believe we know that if you extend extensibly then you may also recontextualize robustly. The aptitude to transform wirelessly leads to the capability to productize intuitively. The capacity to utilize transparently leads to the capability to benchmark transparently. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Think short-term. Think dot-com, granular. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical methodologies and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for dealing with emerging supply-chains? Without adequate mission-critical experiences, infomediaries are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Without well-chosen communities, media sourcing are forced to become strategic.