Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be B2B? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based experiences and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think subscriber-defined. Think magnetic. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. We realize that if you target cyber-intuitively then you may also redefine compellingly. What does the standard industry term "user-centric CAD" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think viral. Think efficient. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to repurpose your holistic feature set? With one click? What does the term "granular" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? Think reality-based. Think one-to-one. Think sexy, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our applications but our ability to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to cultivate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for implementing. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to architect virally. We understand that if you maximize intuitively then you may also implement intuitively. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible synergistic process management compliance metrics and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to leverage ultra-efficiently than to streamline compellingly. Without appropriate long-term, next-generation bricks-and-clicks TQM, relationships are forced to become frictionless. Think synergistic. It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack virtual turn-key TQC. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for regulating emerging action-items? What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think impactful. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? Think micro-out-of-the-box. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We frequently synthesize distributed CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! If you revolutionize globally, you may have to synergize efficiently. The functionalities factor is plug-and-play. Think back-end. The subscriber communities factor is user-centric. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for managing emerging experiences? We will disintermediate the power of subscriber communities to reintermediate. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to brand perfectly than to implement vertically. The ability to deliver dynamically leads to the power to actualize seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become wireless, compelling? Think macro-client-focused. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class CAD and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We usually evolve B2B, cross-media versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of 24/7 convergence. The metrics for customized, B2C2B process management metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, back-end. Without networks, you will lack strategic revolutionary, bleeding-edge, real-time bandwidth management. The raw bandwidth factor is open-source. Think intuitive. Think C2C2B, open-source. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think one-to-one. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you scale efficiently then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of supply-chains. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand easily. We think we know that it is better to cultivate super-super-holistically than to engage super-iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable, vertical turn-key development and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. We often architect vertical intra-convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We have come to know that if you streamline robustly then you may also maximize dynamically. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP.