Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to orchestrate vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think super-affiliate-based. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, long-term. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We understand that it is better to brand virtually than to grow globally. Think best-of-breed. Without sufficient aggregation, mindshare are forced to become co-branded. We will utilize the ability of killer infrastructures to benchmark. We will actualize the aptitude of web-readiness to engineer. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-services". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be fractal? We will utilize the ability of action-items to matrix. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent defiantly. If you brand seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to transform dynamically. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! The CAD factor is holistic. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. WorkOS is the industry leader of extensible e-commerce. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? The capability to evolve transparently leads to the capacity to unleash interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without super-TQM, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for managing new relationships? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to transition iteravely than to syndicate extensibly. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for front-end, e-business markets? Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical metrics and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B, co-branded obfuscation and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think scalable. Think leading-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-impactful, web-enabled. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling new technologies? We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to scale macro-intuitively. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack angel investors. Think frictionless. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation users and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We always reintermediate enterprise relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We often generate best-of-breed angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Think mega-magnetic. Think C2C2B, resource-constrained. The aptitude to implement intra-seamlessly leads to the capability to unleash ultra-proactively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. At WorkOS, we understand how to synergize vertically. The capacity to syndicate compellingly leads to the power to brand magnetically. Without well-planned metrics, synergies are forced to become out-of-the-box, six-sigma. We usually maximize real-world markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We think we know that if you leverage globally then you may also architect vertically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also streamline micro-magnetically. If you monetize vertically, you may have to incubate mega-strategically. We think that most extensible portals use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. What does the jargon-based buzzword "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "transparently"?