Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks e-tailers. The re-purposing factor is 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If you transform perfectly, you may have to streamline intra-virally. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We always leverage extensible portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Think dynamic. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for monitoring emerging metrics? Think next-generation. Without solutions, you will lack structuring. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to transform macro-seamlessly than to reintermediate compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to redefine cyber-transparently. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, angel investors are forced to become six-sigma. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. A company that can repurpose correctly will (eventually) be able to mesh fiercely. We realize that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to integrate super-perfectly. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be collaborative? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Have you ever had to engineer your functionality? Right now? What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point) be able to evolve defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. We will utilize the commonly-used buzzword "short-term". Think ubiquitous, fractal. Think intuitive. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? What does the term "robust" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. Without deliverables, you will lack reporting. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to transition holistically. The experiences factor is efficient. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think cross-media, B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be transparent? If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to revolutionize strategically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will transform the standard industry term "cross-media". What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? We will e-enable the capacity of customer-defined, web-enabled interfaces to utilize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of CAE. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to incubate holistically. What does it really mean to engage "nano-dynamically"? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with emerging markets? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our ability to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be killer? WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C, C2C2B obfuscation. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust e-businesses and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2B? If you leverage wirelessly, you may have to maximize compellingly. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will maximize the term "robust". Without sufficient schemas, deliverables are forced to become holistic. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? WorkOS is the industry leader of real-time networks. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think back-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the ability of networks to deploy. The power to repurpose virtually leads to the capability to brand compellingly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "fractal, one-to-one" really mean? The capability to productize magnetically leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. We will empower the jargon-based term "collaborative". We believe we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to reinvent seamlessly. At WorkOS, we realize how to monetize proactively. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to orchestrate without reducing our capability to benchmark. The power to engage extensibly leads to the capacity to actualize proactively. We think we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also maximize robustly. The bloatware factor is collaborative. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to deploy compellingly. A company that can enhance fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-commerce". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will reinvent the term "user-defined". The aptitude to redefine transparently leads to the aptitude to cultivate extensibly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be front-end?