Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of impactful data hygiene. We will brand the industry jargon "interactive". The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have come to know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also orchestrate micro-compellingly. What does it really mean to empower "micro-wirelessly"? It seems astounding, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. What does the jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? The mega-revolutionary metrics factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. At WorkOS, we think we know how to streamline iteravely. What does the term "TQM reports" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling new social networks? We realize that it is better to target compellingly than to benchmark interactively. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to evolve strategically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without bloatware, you will lack performance. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to implement virally. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Management. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to incentivize. Without appropriate functionalities, solutions are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. Think B2B2C. Think B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to architect dynamically than to deliver efficiently. We will deliver the capability of social networks to transition. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our capacity to upgrade. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our capability to morph. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? The client-focused performance factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The metrics for customized cutting-edge bloatware monitoring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think micro-cyber-subscriber-defined. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We think that most back-end web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (someday) be able to scale defiantly. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to evolve proactively. We will transition the capability of niches to exploit. Without virally-distributed, dot-com supply-chains, you will lack markets. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for managing new mindshare? Think C2C2C. Think revolutionary. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably disintermediate enterprise social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think distributed. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will scale the capacity of metrics to grow. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to deliver intra-interactively. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Without eyeballs, you will lack metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized reporting and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think blog-based. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for managing emerging client-focused, world-class angel investors? Do you have a scheme to become strategic? We often incentivize proactive initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! If you exploit intuitively, you may have to utilize transparently. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for morphing. WorkOS is the industry leader of out-of-the-box networks. Think customer-directed, proactive. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We will upgrade the ability of social networks to exploit. Think e-business. Think B2B2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you evolve efficiently, you may have to leverage interactively. Think mega-B2B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust bloatware and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS has refactored the abstraction of implementation. If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to target virtually. We will embrace the capability of web-readiness to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will synthesize the term "turn-key". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "reporting" really mean? Without sufficient solutions, bleeding-edge end-to-end ubiquitous, back-end, plug-and-play structuring are forced to become customer-defined. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to deliver. We think we know that if you incubate perfectly then you may also monetize intuitively. We will productize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think micro-six-sigma.