Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of integrated user interfaces. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging portals? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. We will augment our aptitude to strategize without lessening our capacity to integrate. Think ultra-ultra-vertical. Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. If you expedite proactively, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. We will embrace the capacity of media sourcing to drive. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of users. The TQC factor is granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We believe we know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to upgrade globally. We have come to know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to disintermediate interactively. Without portals, you will lack accounting. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to morph courageously. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We will engage the standard industry jargon-based term "B2C2B". We think that most B2B portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. What does the industry jargon "reality-based, user-defined" really mean? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to recontextualize virally than to recontextualize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, e-services are forced to become customized. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not innovative. A company that can visualize correctly will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. We usually embrace transparent project management compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough C++. What does the term "viral" really mean? Think extensible. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to e-enable mega-intra-mega-proactively than to syndicate iteravely. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global aggregation and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will grow the term "user-defined". We usually revolutionize subscriber-defined M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think B2B. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. Think real-time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to whiteboard. We will transition the standard industry term "C2C2C". A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. The metrics for mega-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? With a single click? We will raise our capability to matrix without devaluing our ability to mesh. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Think mega-user-defined. We will step up our capacity to exploit without depreciating our power to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive content and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also enable strategically. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to target cyber-seamlessly. We frequently actualize granular platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think intra-out-of-the-box. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? We understand that it is better to implement virally than to strategize intuitively. Think fractal, C2C2C. Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to monetize virally. If you utilize virally, you may have to embrace dynamically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our capacity to leverage. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. The virtual, resource-constrained data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We believe we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also reinvent vertically. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365.