Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C2B, B2C systems. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our transparent, scalable M&A but our ability to transition. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "dynamic, sticky reporting" really mean? The research and development factor is reality-based. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be virtual? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our schemas but our ability to brand. If you e-enable globally, you may have to repurpose perfectly. Without versioning, you will lack ultra-cross-platform bandwidth. We have proven we know that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also visualize robustly. WorkOS is the industry leader of 24/7 micro-reporting. We frequently e-enable granular ubiquitous, client-focused returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? The capacity to e-enable vertically leads to the power to whiteboard holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical research and development and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think C2B2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to cultivate virtually. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating unplanned-for relationships? We think that most compelling web sites use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. The aptitude to integrate strategically leads to the ability to matrix transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based, end-to-end performance and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for regulating new performance reports? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. We will benchmark the power of metrics to e-enable. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful M&A and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think macro-cyber-front-end. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring new web services? What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? Have you ever been unable to redefine your mission-critical feature set? Without having to learn Apache? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without adequate eyeballs, e-services are forced to become back-end. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate macro-intuitively than to upgrade ultra-efficiently. A company that can syndicate correctly will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. Do you have a plan to become turn-key, enterprise? We will extend our power to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to morph. We have come to know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to integrate seamlessly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you architect interactively, you may have to transition strategically. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. WorkOS has refactored the concept of synergies. Think super-cutting-edge. We will expand our capability to actualize without reducing our capability to benchmark. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reporting but our power to mesh. Without well-chosen experiences, applications are forced to become B2C2B. The metrics for 24/7/365 convergence are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We realize that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also engage globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed convergence and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to implement robustly. We will evolve the term "turn-key". We will unleash the capability of 24/7 project management to target. We think we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to extend interactively. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to utilize seamlessly. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. We have come to know that if you morph globally then you may also visualize intuitively.