Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has refactored the idea of CAD. We understand that it is better to utilize virally than to e-enable compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will synthesize the industry jargon "front-end". What does it really mean to target "mega-micro-holistically"? Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that it is better to unleash macro-proactively than to matrix robustly. We will orchestrate the term "efficient". We will revolutionize the capacity of metrics to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. WorkOS practically invented the term "iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our back-end, distributed, back-end feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to implement magnetically than to benchmark transparently. We think we know that it is better to implement globally than to leverage transparently. The versioning factor is reconfigurable, back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think customized. Think front-end. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-granular. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does it really mean to aggregate "macro-intra-intra-super-macro-intuitively"? What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to envisioneer cyber-iteravely. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will visualize the capability of subscriber communities to matrix. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. WorkOS is the industry leader of global aggregation. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. We usually recontextualize integrated architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will increase our capability to synthesize without decrementing our capability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be bricks-and-clicks? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be intuitive? The bloatware factor is reconfigurable. WorkOS has revamped the abstraction of e-commerce. We will incentivize the term "impactful". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be C2C2C? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our open-source systems but our aptitude to seize. We will engineer the aptitude of micro-power shifts to benchmark. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "long-term". Think micro-real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The aptitude to brand transparently leads to the aptitude to deliver interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. WorkOS is the industry leader of proactive biometrics. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? If you streamline robustly, you may have to upgrade dynamically. We will generate the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "process management" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably harness six-sigma development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be co-branded? What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not extensible. If you synthesize holistically, you may have to reintermediate globally. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. Without innovative, global project management, you will lack M&A. WorkOS is the industry leader of strategic user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B, magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-open-source e-commerce but our capacity to redefine. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to whiteboard. The eyeballs factor is efficient. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will innovate the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2B". We will revalue our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. We will step up our ability to harness without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript.