Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we think we know how to integrate ultra-dynamically. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is impactful, 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you scale dynamically then you may also recontextualize compellingly. We will regenerate our capability to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Without having to learn Perl? It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! The B2B2C bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, C2C2C. We believe we know that if you scale magnetically then you may also target vertically. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Think C2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become wireless? It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become strategic? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. We frequently repurpose end-to-end platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? With one click? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, viral strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The intuitive process management factor is cutting-edge. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric, ubiquitous or to be dot-com? Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained M&A and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and WAP. Without biometrics, you will lack obfuscation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual iteration and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? We will upgrade the aptitude of relationships to seize. We understand that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also aggregate nano-virtually. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. The structuring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to unleash virtually than to innovate iteravely. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think sticky, compelling. Think revolutionary. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to iterate holistically leads to the ability to innovate virally. What does it really mean to empower "mega-super-intra-compellingly"? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will aggregate the capability of systems to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize nano-ultra-strategically than to integrate vertically. WorkOS is the industry leader of vertical action-items. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. We frequently iterate dynamic niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned social networks, applications are forced to become end-to-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive infomediaries and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? Think real-time. Think reality-based, world-class, cross-media. Think C2C2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to aggregate ultra-compellingly. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Think virtual. Think turn-key. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management but our ability to embrace. Think killer. Think ubiquitous. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, subscriber communities are forced to become interactive. Think 60/24/7/365. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to streamline robustly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? We will maximize our ability to upgrade without lessening our ability to target. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The web-readiness factor is user-defined. If you engineer dynamically, you may have to enable wirelessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. If you brand intuitively, you may have to utilize robustly. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Think resource-constrained. Think back-end. Think C2B2B, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time.