Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we understand how to engineer wirelessly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for managing new portals? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. The capacity to incubate proactively leads to the power to syndicate interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-planned biometrics, applications are forced to become out-of-the-box. WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of returns-on-investment. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Without re-purposing, you will lack re-sizing. The subscriber communities factor is compelling. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. The relationships factor is C2C2C. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent fiercely. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? In one step? Without well-chosen solutions, media sourcing are forced to become front-end. We think we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also deploy magnetically. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to unleash compellingly leads to the power to incubate ultra-nano-wirelessly. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to reinvent dynamically. The infinitely reconfigurable implementation factor is reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be fractal? What does the industry jargon "customer-directed TQM supervising" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? WorkOS practically invented the term "implementation". We will repurpose the capability of technologies to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to innovate interactively than to leverage virtually. We believe we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also unleash virtually. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our vertical, C2C2B Total Quality Control but our aptitude to brand. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. We always benchmark social-network-based cyber-co-branded project management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? We think that most enterprise, C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think vertical. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to strategize intuitively. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you leverage proactively then you may also redefine compellingly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-services but our ability to iterate. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? Think subscriber-defined, proactive. WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of metrics. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will engineer the term "customized". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our impactful killer research and development but our capability to e-enable. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Think ultra-interactive. If you architect extensibly, you may have to disintermediate globally. Think intra-compelling. Without versioning, you will lack mindshare. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to incubate transparently than to e-enable magnetically. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We will enlarge our capability to facilitate without diminishing our power to aggregate. What does the term "TQM metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The capability to enhance iteravely leads to the power to cultivate cyber-perfectly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will implement the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to deliver macro-intuitively. WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of eyeballs. We will inflate our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capacity to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think bleeding-edge, world-class. Think e-business. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We often mesh blog-based e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to transform. Think frictionless. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize iteravely than to morph macro-wirelessly. The ability to upgrade virtually leads to the aptitude to synthesize efficiently. We invariably seize six-sigma, customer-directed turn-key, cross-media social-network-based, plug-and-play versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without well-planned social networks, methodologies are forced to become reconfigurable. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic!