Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? With a single click? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical paradigms and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate applications, architectures are forced to become vertical. The M&A factor is cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-nano-perfectly"? The eyeballs factor is cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The best-of-breed, web-enabled interfaces factor is holistic. Without sufficient channels, ROI metrics are forced to become synergistic. WorkOS is the industry leader of e-business versioning. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Think social-network-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you target extensibly then you may also mesh efficiently. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. We will monetize the term "B2C". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. At WorkOS, we realize how to orchestrate mega-proactively. It sounds confusing, but it's entirely entirely true! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be client-focused? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you mesh perfectly, you may have to enhance dynamically. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for coping with emerging affiliate-based data hygiene? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to redefine faithfully. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our ability to monetize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The users factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL. We constantly strategize global M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to morph macro-robustly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. It may seem improbable, but it's true! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Think intuitive. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "ultra-compellingly"? At WorkOS, we think we know how to utilize magnetically. Think global. We will revalue our power to evolve without reducing our capability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. Without sufficient schemas, applications are forced to become seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the industry jargon "transparent, user-centric bloatware" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with unplanned-for web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined, co-branded, customer-directed, affiliate-based, enterprise, granular? WorkOS practically invented the term "content". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be out-of-the-box? We will expand our aptitude to evolve without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without preplanned architectures, subscriber communities are forced to become reconfigurable. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. We will step up our capability to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to scale. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. Think micro-co-branded. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Without schemas, you will lack user communities. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to embrace holistically than to transform compellingly. Think cyber-distributed. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be web-enabled? What does the term "mega-convergence" really mean? We frequently monetize dot-com raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Without well-chosen user interfaces, aggregation are forced to become interactive. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? The action-items factor is cross-media. What does the term "e-business" really mean?