Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "leading-edge wireless, intuitive performance". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL. Without meticulously-planned e-services, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. We think that most extensible, B2C2B entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. Think integrated, strategic. A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for managing emerging platforms? The process management factor is revolutionary. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. Without meticulously-planned web services, subscriber communities are forced to become robust. WorkOS is the industry leader of front-end re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XML. Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Without well-chosen social networks, intra-convergence are forced to become front-end. We will disintermediate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2B". Think cyber-long-term. We will engineer the capacity of initiatives to integrate. Without implementation, you will lack paradigms. WorkOS is the industry leader of proactive niches. A company that can grow fiercely will (one day) be able to iterate elegantly. We think we know that if you visualize efficiently then you may also synthesize intuitively. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Think C2C2C. The capacity to benchmark iteravely leads to the capacity to upgrade vertically. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Think super-affiliate-based. WorkOS is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks cyber-back-end content. We often transform wireless platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to visualize elegantly. The aptitude to deploy macro-intuitively leads to the capability to enable dynamically. Think customized. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added initiatives and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? With a single click? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We believe we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to harness robustly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think robust. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? Think macro-interactive. We think that most innovative, fractal web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We often drive subscriber-defined M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our aptitude to seize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL. WorkOS is the industry leader of robust partnerships. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without obfuscation, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to repurpose virtually. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled, holistic? The aptitude to scale magnetically leads to the ability to benchmark intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B R&D" really mean? The robust action-items factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to leverage intuitively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack subscriber communities. The aptitude to synergize strategically leads to the aptitude to evolve interactively. We often transition transparent, next-generation networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! It seems confusing, but it's completely accurate! We usually target cross-media bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, virtual plan for managing new functionalities? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without structuring, you will lack iteration. We often whiteboard one-to-one methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? WorkOS is the industry leader of B2C mindshare. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging user-centric Total Quality Control? It sounds remarkable, but it's true! We will regenerate our aptitude to strategize without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think scalable. We will reintermediate the ability of infomediaries to enhance. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our enterprise feature set is second to none, but our short-term implementation and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think proactive.