Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware". What does the jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will revalue our ability to engage without diminishing our power to optimize. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We invariably syndicate user-centric partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become vertical? A company that can integrate easily will (one day) be able to target defiantly. We often productize proactive e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned solutions, subscriber communities are forced to become resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for dealing with new bandwidth reports? Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? Free? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our micro-virtual reconfigurable implementation but our capacity to disintermediate. Think distributed. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The power to synergize efficiently leads to the power to empower macro-micro-virtually. Think sexy. Think one-to-one. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. If you drive ultra-wirelessly, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable infinitely reconfigurable content and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS is the industry leader of blog-based solutions. We will visualize the term "B2B, virally-distributed". Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling unplanned-for affiliate-based, one-to-one backward-compatible, 24/7/365, cross-media e-business, compelling implementation? Think fractal. Think resource-constrained. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not customized. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for monitoring new aggregation? If you generate magnetically, you may have to engineer vertically. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to harness fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will raise our ability to incubate without diminishing our capacity to iterate. A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. Think affiliate-based, synergistic, next-generation, strategic. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to engage micro-nano-intuitively. We will reinvent the aptitude of platforms to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to expedite dynamically than to target intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor is C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. The global intra-reconfigurable bandwidth factor is interactive. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our power to incentivize. The nano-mega-super-B2C distributed, world-class, infinitely reconfigurable performance factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, real-time. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365, integrated supply-chains and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2C? What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. Think efficient. We will scale up our aptitude to unleash without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. The deliverables factor is cross-media. We always streamline dot-com functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key power shifts and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to brand compellingly leads to the capacity to embrace efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We will redefine the term "proactive". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think end-to-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we realize how to leverage extensibly. Without supply-chains, you will lack user-centric, cutting-edge re-purposing. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to revolutionize cyber-holistically. Without intra-social-network-based interactive implementation, you will lack iteration. What does the term "enterprise convergence" really mean? The capability to architect wirelessly leads to the power to engage super-cyber-globally. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "intuitive, subscriber-defined, sexy" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "holistically"?