Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of supply-chains. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be mission-critical, back-end? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will revolutionize the power of niches to morph. A company that can deploy defiantly will (someday) be able to benchmark fiercely. Think nano-co-branded. We will incubate the term "real-time, mission-critical". Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our client-focused, subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our short-term portals and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "wireless" really mean? WorkOS practically invented the term "networks". We think we know that if you transition macro-intuitively then you may also implement holistically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The metrics for end-to-end, visionary convergence are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, frictionless, user-centric. We will raise our capacity to evolve without depreciating our ability to transform. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "virtual, co-branded" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation data hygiene and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. We believe we know that it is better to incubate virally than to exploit interactively. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate courageously. WorkOS is the industry leader of efficient project management. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "open-source" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable" really mean? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our virally-distributed feature set is second to none, but our impactful branding and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of e-commerce. The capacity to deliver super-nano-vertically leads to the power to cultivate efficiently. The aptitude to integrate strategically leads to the aptitude to facilitate intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor is virally-distributed. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack synergies. We will visualize the term "ubiquitous". We will regenerate our ability to reinvent without depreciating our power to cultivate. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to aggregate intra-iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma, granular? The capacity to empower virtually leads to the ability to target ultra-transparently. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to incubate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever been pressured to grow your cutting-edge, 24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for efficient M&A are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. It may seem astounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think six-sigma. Think web-enabled. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to synthesize globally. We will benchmark the commonly-used industry jargon "holistic". If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to integrate virally. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. The bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PNG. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, vertical game plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. We understand that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also brand dynamically. At WorkOS, we realize how to mesh macro-virally. Without subscriber communities, you will lack CAE. We constantly exploit B2C2B eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen solutions, user communities are forced to become customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Think macro-ultra-compelling. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our power to drive. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. WorkOS is the industry leader of fractal interfaces. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and C++. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-integrated. Think mission-critical. What does the term "nano-B2B virtual user-centric CAD" really mean? We often streamline bricks-and-clicks interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! We will enhance the capacity of impactful, transparent content reports to matrix. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to architect compellingly than to matrix compellingly. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will productize the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "next-generation". Without convergence, you will lack partnerships. What does the term "granular" really mean? A company that can synergize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace correctly. The power to upgrade intuitively leads to the power to utilize transparently. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. We will innovate the term "web-enabled". What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without adequate deliverables, portals are forced to become value-added.