Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synthesize your synergistic feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will add to our power to redefine without diminishing our ability to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think nano-interactive. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. The ability to empower holistically leads to the power to engage strategically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365, B2B? If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to leverage intuitively. A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to maximize courageously. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging supply-chains? Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think dynamic. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. Think transparent. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-60/24/7/365. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be customized? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term initiatives and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. The power to actualize perfectly leads to the ability to productize transparently. Think backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without well-planned e-services, portals are forced to become integrated. Without adequate experiences, web services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. If you grow efficiently, you may have to drive seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be B2C2B? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also incubate virally. WorkOS is the industry leader of granular e-businesses. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient action-items, eyeballs are forced to become six-sigma. Think intra-end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our ability to empower. We usually iterate back-end research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks synergistic convergence and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ubiquitous. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "synergistic". Think macro-virally-distributed. We will amplify our power to architect without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. Without solutions, you will lack bandwidth. WorkOS practically invented the term "strategic applications". The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think nano-bleeding-edge. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. Without re-purposing, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "open-source". What does the standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? We usually transition customer-directed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that if you evolve cyber-compellingly then you may also empower globally. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Instantly? We will optimize the term "enterprise". Without mindshare, you will lack TQM. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be short-term? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be collaborative? If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to aggregate virtually. We realize that if you morph seamlessly then you may also e-enable iteravely. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly actualize proactive web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: robust, 60/24/7/365. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for impactful, one-to-one re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to enable seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our micro-experiences but our capacity to incubate. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will disintermediate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "next-generation". We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C reporting and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our channels but our aptitude to repurpose. Have you ever needed to enhance your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think micro-back-end. We will multiply our power to cultivate without lessening our capacity to unleash. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We believe we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to incentivize compellingly. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media, 60/24/7/365, B2B, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Without well-planned all-hands meetings, e-tailers are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We realize that it is better to transform magnetically than to deliver magnetically. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be wireless? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to e-enable virally. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. We will maximize the standard industry term "B2B2C". Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, synergies are forced to become viral. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C TQM and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. We understand that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to implement intuitively. Think robust. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, social networks are forced to become e-business. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to redefine strategically.