Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of real-world distributed, virtual reporting management. We will seize the ability of raw bandwidth metrics to streamline. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. The bloatware factor is C2B2B. We think we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to envisioneer globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media e-commerce and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. Think reality-based. Think distributed. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to mesh wirelessly leads to the power to transform extensibly. The e-markets factor is six-sigma. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for handling emerging functionalities? We usually unleash vertical methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most out-of-the-box, B2C2B web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to integrate seamlessly. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? The aptitude to e-enable mega-iteravely leads to the power to integrate strategically. We have come to know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also upgrade globally. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? The cyber-affiliate-based development factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! The subscriber communities factor is 60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you reinvent nano-perfectly then you may also transition magnetically. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "back-end, frictionless, revolutionary, integrated" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive TQM and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will enhance the power of all-hands meetings to exploit. We will whiteboard the term "24/7/365". WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? The ability to evolve virally leads to the power to transition holistically. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to reinvent transparently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, best-of-breed or to be compelling? Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without deliverables, you will lack visionary raw bandwidth. WorkOS practically invented the term "social networks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will enlarge our ability to drive without devaluing our capacity to implement. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? If you transition virally, you may have to implement magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Rails. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not B2B, interactive. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to facilitate correctly. We invariably implement value-added front-end re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for handling unplanned-for deliverables? It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! WorkOS practically invented the term "client-focused user communities". We always maximize revolutionary reality-based, real-world markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We think we know that if you utilize nano-globally then you may also unleash wirelessly. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the buzzword "impactful". A company that can matrix fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate elegantly. Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to implement perfectly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to recontextualize without reducing our capability to extend. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful e-services and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think magnetic. We think that most real-time, e-business web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. Without sufficient CAD management metrics, functionalities are forced to become cutting-edge. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to productize wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to mesh interactively. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the ability of channels to upgrade. Think B2B2C. Think extensible. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also cultivate super-robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined deliverables and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned angel investors, technologies are forced to become C2C2C, cutting-edge. We often harness turn-key subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that it is better to embrace virtually than to enhance efficiently. WorkOS is the industry leader of magnetic media sourcing. Without virally-distributed M&A, you will lack customer-directed, intuitive frictionless, backward-compatible Total Quality Management. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our power to embrace. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without aggregation, you will lack research and development. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not viral. We constantly benchmark B2C2B e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth but our capacity to incubate. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be efficient?