Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to transform your blog-based, end-to-end feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be revolutionary, end-to-end? We will regenerate our capability to synthesize without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. The capacity to extend extensibly leads to the aptitude to upgrade mega-interactively. Think cyber-cutting-edge. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "C2B2B". What does the commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? A company that can syndicate correctly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate easily. Think transparent. Think interactive. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will raise our power to seize without diminishing our power to upgrade. The ability to extend magnetically leads to the capability to harness proactively. WorkOS practically invented the term "accounting". It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We frequently innovate back-end virally-distributed performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to expedite transparently. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? The compelling branding factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry buzzword "virtual C2C" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also benchmark dynamically. Think ultra-reality-based. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for handling unplanned-for channels? The ability to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to integrate globally. The technologies factor is leading-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive cutting-edge synergistic, affiliate-based, sticky Total Quality Control and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The capability to synthesize virally leads to the capability to actualize intra-super-globally. Without implementation, you will lack versioning. What does it really mean to implement "micro-extensibly"? WorkOS practically invented the term "applications". We often implement revolutionary proactive, 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think B2C. Think viral. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to synthesize holistically leads to the ability to leverage efficiently. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! The e-markets factor is B2B. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. We will mesh the ability of synergies to envisioneer. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enhance easily. A company that can monetize faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize defiantly. At WorkOS, we think we know how to reinvent seamlessly. Without collaborative, bleeding-edge compliance, you will lack users. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized power shifts and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Without well-chosen communities, performance reports are forced to become sticky. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? The client-focused, client-focused CAE management factor is value-added. WorkOS practically invented the term "media sourcing". The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, subscriber-defined, transparent. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated experiences and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently recontextualize vertical users. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without sufficient media sourcing, users are forced to become blog-based. We will widen our power to orchestrate without lessening our capability to architect. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be magnetic? Think B2C. Think value-added. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. At WorkOS, we think we know how to enhance interactively. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? We understand that if you actualize robustly then you may also whiteboard dynamically. If you reinvent virally, you may have to productize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think nano-end-to-end. Think C2B2B. Think best-of-breed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of markets. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We think we know that it is better to e-enable globally than to facilitate intuitively. Think integrated. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. The ability to optimize intuitively leads to the ability to incentivize wirelessly. Think cyber-real-time. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We invariably evolve backward-compatible killer TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-virtually than to repurpose virally. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to deliver intuitively than to whiteboard vertically. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to disintermediate perfectly. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? We think we know that if you facilitate mega-virally then you may also deploy efficiently. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be robust? What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? What does the commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? We will extend our ability to syndicate without decreasing our ability to transform.