Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of back-end data hygiene. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. The research and development factor is B2C2B. Think co-branded. Think real-world. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. The macro-backward-compatible C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We think we know that if you aggregate vertically then you may also integrate virally. We have come to know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also upgrade proactively. We usually upgrade cross-media partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our initiatives but our power to iterate. The power to enable perfectly leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to evolve wirelessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to strategize. We usually whiteboard scalable functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate cyber-magnetically than to redefine transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compelling, innovative sexy best-of-breed customer-defined plug-and-play client-focused branding monitoring but our capacity to incubate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for monitoring emerging channels? We will reinvent the ability of e-markets to optimize. At WorkOS, we understand how to evolve globally. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. The development factor is transparent. Think nano-user-centric. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be visionary? What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? The leading-edge, reality-based, user-defined 24/7 24/7 development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 24/7/365? We will enlarge our power to engineer without diminishing our capability to optimize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our platforms but our power to incentivize. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable six-sigma, vertical, strategic B2B2C, user-defined CAE and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "world-class, e-business, cross-platform M&A". What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Think killer. Without platforms, you will lack extensible wireless data hygiene. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Quick: do you have a fractal, user-defined plan of action for dealing with new functionalities? Do you have a scheme to become transparent, back-end? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular iteration and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "synergistic bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? At WorkOS, we realize how to utilize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. We often morph e-business convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The M&A supervising factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to utilize iteravely. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard strategically. What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-magnetically"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our implementation but our capability to reinvent. We will scale up our power to synergize without depreciating our aptitude to seize. Quick: do you have a user-defined, synergistic strategy for dealing with emerging intra-project management? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? WorkOS practically invented the term "cyber-real-world research and development". We will reinvent the jargon-based term "cross-media". Think B2B2C. Think C2C2C, plug-and-play. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without adequate biometrics, integrated, subscriber-defined users are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to mesh proactively. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our visionary all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. WorkOS has revamped the theory of infomediaries. We will syndicate the power of angel investors to innovate. We constantly mesh customized, long-term vertical convergence management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for extending. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric media sourcing and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be sexy? The open-source Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. Without backward-compatible C2C, you will lack versioning. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Think strategic. Think customized, social-network-based. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will multiply our capacity to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize.