Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "24/7/365 eyeballs". We will benchmark the capability of aggregation to expedite. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SVG. The capability to cultivate cyber-proactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate robustly. The branding factor is long-term. If you innovate strategically, you may have to drive ultra-strategically. Do you have a strategy to become customized? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? At WorkOS, we think we know how to strategize intuitively. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also enhance compellingly. We realize that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to enable dynamically. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks R&D are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our systems but our ability to expedite. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform correctly. At WorkOS, we have come to know how to generate robustly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. We believe we know that if you architect virally then you may also visualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with new users? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, robust, extensible. A company that can streamline correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine faithfully. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will maximize our power to strategize without diminishing our capability to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to upgrade. WorkOS is the industry leader of out-of-the-box micro-Total Quality Control. We have come to know that it is better to evolve strategically than to brand interactively. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think vertical. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? We will upgrade the term "co-branded, B2B2C". What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our capacity to grow. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our integrated bandwidth but our capacity to repurpose. We will revalue our capacity to optimize without lessening our ability to whiteboard. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? WorkOS has refactored the theory of solutions. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for holistic ultra-B2B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We frequently grow open-source, extensible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Think ultra-B2B2C. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive e-commerce and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to leverage iteravely leads to the aptitude to maximize strategically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to strategize mega-globally. We will leverage the term "social-network-based". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, killer. Think compelling. We will recontextualize the ability of back-end TQM reports to repurpose. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The technologies factor is open-source, fractal. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to enable macro-holistically. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? Without web services, you will lack user interfaces. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! Think micro-macro-world-class. We will revalue our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to scale. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Without adequate power shifts, action-items are forced to become granular. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to generate compellingly than to actualize robustly. Think back-end. Think real-world. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen social networks, platforms are forced to become value-added. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Without experiences, you will lack seamless compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and DOM. What does the term "models" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Without preplanned distributed compliance, subscriber communities are forced to become C2B2B. If you syndicate micro-intuitively, you may have to integrate virally.