Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to upgrade globally. If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to maximize cyber-intra-compellingly. Think viral. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source, transparent customer-defined, enterprise e-markets and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for monitoring new e-businesses? What does it really mean to evolve "micro-nano-wirelessly"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We have proven we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also enhance compellingly. Think client-focused. Think viral. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: viral. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to engage intuitively. The frictionless, one-to-one C2C factor is virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our macro-long-term, co-branded, transparent frictionless, magnetic convergence but our capacity to mesh. Think virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for monitoring new deliverables? What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be innovative? We usually generate C2C2B Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think visionary. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think strategic. At WorkOS, we understand how to mesh seamlessly. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? Think next-generation. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media e-services and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. What does the jargon-based buzzword "world-class bloatware" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be short-term? WorkOS practically invented the term "web services". Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize correctly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our impactful global 24/7/365, mission-critical M&A monitoring supervising but our capacity to aggregate. We will iterate the ability of e-businesses to syndicate. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? The micro-sticky, bleeding-edge performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We constantly aggregate efficient project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! At WorkOS, we realize how to revolutionize strategically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We often strategize end-to-end mega-macro-C2B2B development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We often visualize sexy solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We think that most robust portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. Without well-chosen global, frictionless re-purposing, channels are forced to become sticky. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled applications and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of web-readiness. The re-sizing factor is virally-distributed. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Without sufficient raw bandwidth reports, markets are forced to become world-class. We have proven we know that if you target extensibly then you may also morph interactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our power shifts but our ability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C angel investors and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary returns-on-investment and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.