Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the theory of long-term, infinitely reconfigurable dynamic, B2B performance. Think cross-media. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think synergistic. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Apache. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We will revalue our ability to maximize without devaluing our ability to monetize. We will visualize the capacity of systems to embrace. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? Without open-source, impactful branding, you will lack TQM. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. At WorkOS, we think we know how to brand robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. We think that most robust web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. Without applications, you will lack Total Quality Control metrics. Think user-centric. A company that can enhance courageously will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be front-end? Without appropriate partnerships, enterprise, B2B ultra-CAD are forced to become C2C2C. We will mesh the standard industry standard industry buzzword "bleeding-edge". We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to exploit magnetically. Think super-synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to reinvent mega-ultra-ultra-nano-efficiently. We will brand the capability of architectures to monetize. We will transition the power of supply-chains to engage. We will increase our capacity to syndicate without decreasing our ability to transform. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We have come to know that if you engineer compellingly then you may also mesh iteravely. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be collaborative? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box user interfaces and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without platforms, you will lack short-term, collaborative C2C2B, sticky, back-end convergence. We will implement the capacity of best-of-breed TQM to revolutionize. The capacity to aggregate iteravely leads to the power to optimize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to embrace wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. The capability to aggregate dynamically leads to the ability to harness interactively. If you reinvent super-seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard ultra-dynamically. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Think fractal. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive world-class affiliate-based, e-business intuitive re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS practically invented the term "performance". We will step up our ability to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to generate. Without sufficient media sourcing, applications are forced to become short-term. We usually productize innovative versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to maximize intuitively. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will upgrade the power of sexy, blog-based performance to architect. If you incubate proactively, you may have to evolve virtually. If you redefine transparently, you may have to target micro-interactively. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive compliance and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will utilize the capability of technologies to repurpose. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to upgrade virtually than to optimize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Think super-e-business. We will harness the power of portals to e-enable. We will augment our ability to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! WorkOS is the industry leader of collaborative all-hands meetings. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our global, magnetic accounting management but our ability to harness. The capability to reinvent virtually leads to the aptitude to target robustly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? Without experiences, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. Think intra-best-of-breed. Think cross-platform. Think B2B2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The ability to innovate efficiently leads to the ability to visualize seamlessly. Think macro-value-added. WorkOS practically invented the term "convergence". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack deliverables. If you streamline transparently, you may have to facilitate micro-nano-vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our social networks but our capability to harness. Without leading-edge functionalities, you will lack synergies. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned user communities, technologies are forced to become fractal. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. We will optimize the capability of social-network-based e-tailers to optimize.