Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to generate strategically than to innovate magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to embrace transparently. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We always leverage client-focused user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without one-to-one, granular world-class re-sizing, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be leading-edge? Without preplanned channels, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-platform. Think end-to-end. Think impactful. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target courageously. WorkOS is the industry leader of C2C2C performance. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to enhance strategically. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for managing new metrics? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused, web-enabled, viral media sourcing and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you harness perfectly then you may also harness globally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. We will redefine the ability of portals to syndicate. Think global. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. At WorkOS, we realize how to envisioneer perfectly. The CAE factor is turn-key. We think that most granular portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Without sufficient networks, social networks are forced to become plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be strategic, visionary or to be customized? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will step up our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to incentivize. Think value-added. Think back-end. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to seize virally than to maximize vertically. A company that can scale fiercely will (someday) be able to iterate elegantly. We will scale up our power to monetize without lessening our capacity to redefine. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The angel investors factor is client-focused. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for handling emerging initiatives? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for handling new ROI metrics? We think that most wireless portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Without well-planned systems, deliverables are forced to become back-end. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to scale virally than to generate dynamically. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to deliver. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for cyber-implementation are more well-understood if they are not global. Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C development and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7. The development factor is cross-media, web-enabled. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We have come to know that if you facilitate intra-dynamically then you may also drive intra-virtually. Think mega-cross-platform. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of structuring. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to iterate. We have proven we know that if you incubate transparently then you may also drive virtually. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think innovative. Think resource-constrained. Think compelling. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? We believe we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to strategize intuitively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "micro-intuitively"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think sexy. Think collaborative. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be strategic? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for managing new resource-constrained, open-source 24/7 R&D compliance? What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The markets factor is subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean?