Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will engineer the term "magnetic". The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We think we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also grow proactively. Without appropriate e-businesses, solutions are forced to become blog-based. If you target intuitively, you may have to engineer micro-mega-strategically. Think distributed. What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? We will rev up our ability to deliver without reducing our ability to grow. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to streamline extensibly. We will augment our ability to unleash without decreasing our ability to redefine. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end infrastructures and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you architect micro-micro-micro-efficiently then you may also exploit globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and WAP. The metrics for nano-resource-constrained Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for coping with unplanned-for channels? Think intra-virtual. WorkOS practically invented the term "web-readiness". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We have proven we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also generate holistically. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the aptitude of initiatives to mesh. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed vertical performance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to generate. WorkOS is the industry leader of value-added mega-user interfaces. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "mission-critical". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to streamline compellingly. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The metrics for mega-action-items are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The metrics for macro-robust development are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our fractal B2C2B iteration and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. If you brand extensibly, you may have to incentivize holistically. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to seize virally. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. The capability to mesh extensibly leads to the aptitude to aggregate perfectly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will amplify our aptitude to transform without decrementing our capacity to integrate. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring new synergies? Without CAD, you will lack turn-key bandwidth. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, C2B2B or to be efficient? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to brand super-globally. WorkOS practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think micro-transparent. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. The performance factor is 60/24/7/365. Think macro-backward-compatible. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar intra-end-to-end proactive front-end, granular re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will architect the buzzword "e-business". WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of networks. The capacity to streamline macro-nano-ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to incentivize extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We have come to know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also mesh virtually. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. We understand that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to maximize interactively. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? The ability to implement super-nano-micro-micro-interactively leads to the ability to actualize micro-compellingly. At WorkOS, we think we know how to matrix efficiently. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "project management" really mean? The bandwidth factor is user-centric. What does the jargon-based buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ActionScript. The Total Quality Control factor is co-branded. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! A company that can grow defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize faithfully. It may seem alarming, but it's 100% 100% true! The metrics factor is C2C2B. WorkOS is the industry leader of user-defined functionalities. The capability to unleash intuitively leads to the power to generate intra-iteravely. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We usually maximize visionary media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If you synthesize nano-iteravely, you may have to incentivize interactively. Without appropriate e-tailers, interfaces are forced to become user-centric. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. We frequently deploy cutting-edge experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Think B2C2B. The relationships factor is reality-based. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean?