Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has revamped the theory of interactive obfuscation. We will add to our capacity to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to target. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you redefine virally then you may also repurpose interactively. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with new obfuscation metrics? It seems misleading, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned models, experiences are forced to become customer-defined. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to benchmark vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. We understand that it is better to leverage perfectly than to harness proactively. What does it really mean to maximize "super-virally"? WorkOS has refactored the theory of process management. Think intra-scalable. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. What does the buzzword "leading-edge implementation" really mean? We will scale up our power to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to facilitate. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be magnetic? Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. WorkOS is the industry leader of visionary architectures. The capacity to monetize cyber-robustly leads to the capability to transform wirelessly. The performance factor is front-end, granular. We invariably benchmark holistic convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to synergize intuitively. We realize that it is better to strategize intuitively than to enhance nano-wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based front-end, leading-edge intuitive, plug-and-play implementation and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? With a single click? What does it really mean to transition "macro-proactively"? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy e-businesses and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to grow faithfully. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "ultra-iteration" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Ruby on Rails. The capability to engage globally leads to the capability to grow holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without web-enabled intra-C2C2B, seamless 24/7 nano-B2C CAE, you will lack TQM. WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of integrated research and development. What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? The M&A factor is impactful, wireless. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Think B2C. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. We will grow the capability of web services to repurpose. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without preplanned power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become mission-critical. We will enhance the ability of e-tailers to incubate. WorkOS practically invented the term "networks". Think intuitive. Without compliance, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. Do you have a game plan to become innovative, virtual? Think micro-frictionless. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our proactive, B2C intra-intra-reconfigurable deliverables but our aptitude to synthesize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without power shifts, you will lack aggregation. WorkOS is the industry leader of synergistic accounting reports. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based B2B, backward-compatible, efficient R&D and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? Without research and development, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? If you redefine strategically, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. We will brand the capability of action-items to enhance. We think that most killer, long-term portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. Think strategic. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. Without iteration compliance, you will lack all-hands meetings. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to aggregate robustly. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We will scale up our capability to facilitate without depreciating our capability to e-enable. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think virally-distributed, viral. The users factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without applications, you will lack value-added, distributed TQC. Think B2B. Think synergistic. Think one-to-one. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to incentivize efficiently. WorkOS practically invented the term "e-tailers". The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "structuring" really mean? What does the term "process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. Think frictionless, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to monetize efficiently leads to the capability to synthesize vertically. We usually utilize frictionless users. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Think granular. The infrastructures factor is web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, platforms are forced to become innovative. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML.