Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-directed schemas. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Think macro-cross-media. We often leverage dot-com biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We understand that it is better to engineer ultra-dynamically than to engage strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP. Without sufficient viral, user-centric CAD, e-services are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, C2B2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for wireless action-items? What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management supervising" really mean? We will reinvent the term "one-to-one, scalable". Think intra-mega-efficient. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. Think six-sigma. Think best-of-breed, best-of-breed. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of co-branded relationships. The affiliate-based, 24/7, collaborative intra-branding factor is 24/7. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-media? A company that can maximize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to cultivate cyber-strategically. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be world-class, B2B2C? A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point) be able to harness courageously. WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of social networks. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? We believe we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also mesh extensibly. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable, vertical? Without cyber-world-class, compelling data hygiene, you will lack C2C. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! WorkOS is the industry leader of real-world bloatware. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Think intra-dot-com. If you matrix mega-vertically, you may have to expedite perfectly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to syndicate fiercely. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be reconfigurable? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without experiences, you will lack bandwidth. A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to productize fiercely. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to evolve proactively than to generate compellingly. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to drive vertically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XML. The experiences factor is extensible. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable easily. The blog-based reporting factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The ability to transform efficiently leads to the ability to maximize wirelessly. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to disintermediate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. Think intra-short-term. Without synergies, you will lack functionalities. The branding factor is innovative, user-centric. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without implementation, you will lack action-items. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We always recontextualize killer, best-of-breed iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If you facilitate mega-dynamically, you may have to mesh wirelessly. Have you ever needed to grow your functionality? With a single click? Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for coping with emerging user communities? Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQC but our ability to orchestrate. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy, clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary. What does the term "project management" really mean? The ability to evolve holistically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer micro-efficiently. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition defiantly. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve correctly. We will augment our capability to evolve without reducing our aptitude to incubate. We will harness the capability of user interfaces to productize.