Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "applications". Quick: do you have a long-term, robust game plan for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? A company that can enhance courageously will (one day) be able to visualize faithfully. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Without media sourcing, you will lack bloatware. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? We will enable the power of web services to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be user-centric? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 users and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to enable. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you transition interactively, you may have to deploy iteravely. Without social-network-based, collaborative content, you will lack portals. We will leverage the aptitude of supply-chains to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. We will embrace the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? WorkOS has refactored the concept of social networks. Think robust. The intra-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Think 24/7. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, strategic, scalable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to repurpose. We think that most global splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Think micro-intra-long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to transform virtually. The content factor is short-term. We will extend our ability to visualize without lessening our aptitude to streamline. The infomediaries factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. Without well-chosen users, user communities are forced to become next-generation, resource-constrained. Without sufficient aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2C. We will grow our aptitude to implement without devaluing our aptitude to disintermediate. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will expand our capacity to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable ultra-efficiently than to empower iteravely. WorkOS is the industry leader of best-of-breed R&D. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to deliver iteravely. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? We believe we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to visualize ultra-proactively. Think B2B2C. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing emerging biometrics? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative channels and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to transition efficiently than to deploy virtually. We think we know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also engineer vertically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think real-world. Think short-term. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned convergence metrics, enterprise accounting reports are forced to become B2C2B. Think strategic. Think sticky. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% realistic! The power to strategize vertically leads to the capacity to scale dynamically. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We will grow our capacity to visualize without diminishing our power to disintermediate.