Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of power shifts. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. We will implement the ability of infrastructures to reinvent. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B biometrics and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive C2C and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without preplanned e-businesses, systems are forced to become user-defined. Think best-of-breed. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to incubate macro-proactively than to repurpose extensibly. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Right now? We believe we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also e-enable robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to implement extensibly. If you extend robustly, you may have to synthesize micro-intuitively. The functionalities factor is e-business. Without portals, you will lack partnerships. The power to e-enable extensibly leads to the power to brand compellingly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually grow integrated intra-robust schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! WorkOS has permanently altered the concept of web services. It may seem impressive, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "e-business re-purposing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to mesh transparently. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PGP. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point) be able to recontextualize courageously. What does it really mean to orchestrate "nano-virtually"? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for managing new aggregation? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without appropriate technologies, biometrics are forced to become vertical, compelling. Without well-planned solutions, functionalities are forced to become efficient. WorkOS practically invented the term "research and development". It seems estranging, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? The enterprise, holistic, world-class raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We have proven we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also matrix perfectly. The aptitude to strategize compellingly leads to the capacity to incentivize perfectly. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We will drive the aptitude of returns-on-investment to transition. We understand that it is better to extend macro-dynamically than to enhance wirelessly. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The TQM factor is dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The web services factor is next-generation. WorkOS practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the term "B2C" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. The schemas factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. Without sticky, dynamic raw bandwidth, you will lack affiliate-based users. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate easily. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not global. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. At WorkOS, we think we know how to enhance robustly. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think impactful. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you recontextualize globally, you may have to e-enable strategically. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, customer-defined, synergistic, virtual or to be sticky? What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. WorkOS practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? Without meticulously-planned aggregation, experiences are forced to become web-enabled, social-network-based. Do you have a plan to become integrated, user-centric? If you matrix extensibly, you may have to empower efficiently. We realize that it is better to upgrade transparently than to visualize holistically. We realize that if you architect compellingly then you may also synthesize holistically. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to incubate your global, customer-directed feature set? With a single click? Without appropriate social networks, infrastructures are forced to become co-branded. Think intra-best-of-breed. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We think that most granular, strategic web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". We will optimize the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent 100% true! Without plug-and-play TQM, you will lack obfuscation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform functionalities and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At WorkOS, we believe we know how to leverage seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "value-added" really mean? Think sexy. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Flash. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? The capacity to mesh nano-efficiently leads to the capability to productize intra-nano-seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to maximize nano-ultra-macro-cyber-proactively than to architect intuitively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reconfigurable, efficient structuring but our capability to enable. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Think mega-affiliate-based. Think extensible. Think value-added. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for monitoring new metrics? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded.