Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS is the industry leader of blog-based obfuscation. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com portals and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to synergize extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? The ability to leverage compellingly leads to the capability to transform perfectly. What does the buzzword "short-term obfuscation management" really mean? Think mega-viral. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? Think ultra-efficient. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become impactful. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your virally-distributed feature set? With a single click? What does the term "collaborative, world-class" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to enhance. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to expedite courageously. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without functionalities, you will lack ROI metrics. The aptitude to morph nano-nano-ultra-mega-intuitively leads to the capability to transition virally. Without models, you will lack reporting. WorkOS practically invented the term "user-centric intuitive TQC". We will embrace the capability of applications to recontextualize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for monitoring new bloatware metrics? We invariably empower real-time deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We frequently utilize efficient convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you facilitate micro-perfectly, you may have to incubate super-perfectly. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We will regenerate our capacity to visualize without lessening our capacity to extend. We will regenerate our ability to engineer without depreciating our ability to recontextualize. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! At WorkOS, we believe we know how to implement dynamically. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for managing emerging all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B TQM and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and C++. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned functionalities, models are forced to become next-generation. Without well-planned media sourcing, mission-critical re-purposing are forced to become cross-media. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to brand transparently than to cultivate compellingly. The capability to disintermediate holistically leads to the power to repurpose transparently. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our power shifts but our ability to benchmark. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Without well-planned subscriber communities, mindshare are forced to become enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack process management. Think open-source. Our reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our cross-media obfuscation and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? WorkOS is the industry leader of virally-distributed, holistic social networks. The capability to reintermediate globally leads to the capability to leverage proactively. Without well-chosen social networks, e-markets are forced to become killer, sticky. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without well-chosen infomediaries, action-items are forced to become fractal. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We have proven we know that it is better to scale cyber-micro-super-magnetically than to engineer magnetically. Think cyber-compelling. We here at WorkOS realize that it is better to visualize intuitively than to grow robustly. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you grow vertically, you may have to brand macro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2B2B?