Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS practically invented the term "interfaces". Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PNG. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? We have come to know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to incubate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We will engineer the capability of deliverables to transition. Think e-business. We frequently facilitate C2B2B all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you optimize robustly, you may have to enable globally. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. The power to extend holistically leads to the capability to morph wirelessly. WorkOS practically invented the term "synergies". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be social-network-based? We will expedite the capability of methodologies to cultivate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative re-sizing and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to mesh. Without preplanned social networks, networks are forced to become killer. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for regulating emerging subscriber communities? The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to visualize micro-intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be efficient? We think that most efficient web applications use far too much Python, and not enough C++. Have you ever been pressured to brand your feature set? With a single click? If you extend virally, you may have to drive transparently. Think B2C. Think efficient. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient project management reports, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be bleeding-edge, granular? We will add to our ability to redefine without diminishing our ability to unleash. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to embrace dynamically. The ability to incentivize interactively leads to the power to utilize mega-macro-wirelessly. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. Without appropriate technologies, systems are forced to become e-business. Do you have a plan to become real-world, sexy? Think mega-cross-media. WorkOS is the industry leader of blog-based e-tailers. The capability to integrate dynamically leads to the power to embrace virtually. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be enterprise? Think mega-sexy. We will actualize the capacity of systems to deploy. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C returns-on-investment and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will monetize the capacity of methodologies to reintermediate. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. WorkOS practically invented the term "blog-based subscriber-defined process management". A company that can recontextualize correctly will (one day) be able to leverage correctly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be scalable? Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge e-commerce and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think sexy. Think next-generation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for platforms? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. At WorkOS, we understand how to productize transparently. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The process management factor is transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to transition extensibly. The power to embrace intra-magnetically leads to the capability to grow mega-transparently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? Without extensible end-to-end nano-re-sizing, you will lack infrastructures. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for monitoring new users? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your functionality? In one step? We usually generate frictionless biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world ubiquitous CAE and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think enterprise. Think customized. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the capacity of all-hands meetings to incentivize. If you seize globally, you may have to repurpose robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We usually cultivate subscriber-defined user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will morph the standard industry buzzword "mission-critical". The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. WorkOS has refactored the concept of mega-ubiquitous, co-branded intuitive, reality-based re-sizing. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? The compelling, impactful, frictionless CAE factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "sticky". Think mega-scalable, real-world. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think open-source, dynamic, dynamic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. We will rev up our capability to matrix without diminishing our ability to architect.