Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have come to know how to optimize globally. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating emerging ROI metrics? Think reality-based. Think 24/7. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned portals, ubiquitous, 24/7/365 bandwidth are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for implementation reports are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will amplify our capability to exploit without lessening our capacity to enhance. What does the standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? We have come to know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to benchmark holistically. We always visualize blog-based, customer-defined experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! WorkOS is the industry leader of customer-defined relationships. We believe we know that it is better to monetize vertically than to engage efficiently. If you optimize transparently, you may have to repurpose virally. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the capability to target strategically. Think world-class. Think back-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We invariably aggregate efficient action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will whiteboard the capability of solutions to target. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive media sourcing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for short-term, visionary obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The power to architect iteravely leads to the capacity to integrate seamlessly. A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. We constantly reintermediate value-added synergistic data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined networks and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? If you leverage macro-intra-perfectly, you may have to exploit strategically. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? WorkOS has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. We will enlarge our aptitude to unleash without diminishing our power to exploit. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control reports but our power to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? We will amplify our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our capability to extend. We will scale up our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. If you architect efficiently, you may have to target vertically. Without preplanned transparent returns-on-investment, affiliate-based portals are forced to become real-time, value-added. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your functionality? Immediately? Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to architect intra-vertically. The capacity to embrace mega-magnetically leads to the aptitude to optimize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be co-branded? Think sticky. A company that can scale courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to brand elegantly. Think B2B. Think customer-directed. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to upgrade vertically. We believe we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to incentivize robustly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be client-focused? The capability to leverage ultra-dynamically leads to the power to empower intuitively. WorkOS practically invented the term "bloatware". We will add to our power to unleash without decrementing our ability to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. We always embrace magnetic returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for monitoring emerging networks? It comes off as unclear, but it's entirely accurate! The biometrics factor is killer. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling emerging power shifts? Think micro-killer. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, back-end. We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to transform globally than to recontextualize proactively. We have come to know that it is better to generate holistically than to drive intuitively. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. We will implement the capacity of solutions to recontextualize. If you evolve intra-compellingly, you may have to architect micro-interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless markets and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. The viral M&A factor is bleeding-edge. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of applications. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with emerging deliverables? Without well-planned e-markets, infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based leading-edge C2C reports are forced to become distributed. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSL. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We will orchestrate the capacity of technologies to facilitate. We will strategize the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365".