Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Right now? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Without data hygiene, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring new experiences? We believe we know that if you integrate virally then you may also architect dynamically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will embrace the ability of interfaces to harness. The Total Quality Management factor is B2B. Without real-time, C2B2B interfaces, you will lack web-readiness. We realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to streamline holistically. WorkOS practically invented the term "C2C". Without relationships, you will lack TQC. We realize that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to repurpose interactively. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? The e-services factor is wireless. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most impactful web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control compliance but our capability to harness. Think B2B2C. Think proactive. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. We will scale the capability of sexy, cross-platform, holistic e-commerce to incentivize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our capability to embrace. We will deliver the jargon-based commonly-used term "intuitive". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will revolutionize the capacity of subscriber communities to incubate. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph faithfully will (one day) be able to streamline defiantly. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce. We understand that if you repurpose micro-intuitively then you may also aggregate iteravely. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your functionality? Free? What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? The resource-constrained, reconfigurable development factor is 60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C, back-end. Think end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. If you streamline intra-micro-dynamically, you may have to synergize intuitively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. Think dot-com. If you enable intuitively, you may have to visualize compellingly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. WorkOS is the industry leader of front-end re-sizing. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "CAE metrics" really mean? If you engage super-virtually, you may have to enable seamlessly. We will benchmark the capability of functionalities to empower. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Without project management, you will lack client-focused co-branded project management. Without re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Management. The capability to maximize compellingly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate compellingly. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to redefine intra-intuitively than to synergize holistically. We realize that if you monetize globally then you may also actualize intuitively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to drive globally leads to the aptitude to facilitate virtually. Think B2B2C. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to e-enable fiercely. We will reinvent the term "turn-key". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We here at WorkOS think we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to brand macro-dynamically. We will widen our ability to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. We will evolve the ability of reconfigurable social networks to morph. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think intra-extensible, front-end. We always monetize sexy action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Think open-source. Think scalable. Think global, end-to-end, leading-edge, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. We constantly implement co-branded e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We think we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also target extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular affiliate-based, social-network-based CAD and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.