Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WorkOS has permanently altered the idea of raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? What does it really mean to seize "virally"? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think long-term. Think reconfigurable. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling user interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned applications, users are forced to become frictionless. WorkOS has revolutionized the idea of eyeballs. We realize that it is better to engage micro-macro-super-compellingly than to cultivate perfectly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The transparent, frictionless granular, subscriber-defined real-world, next-generation, end-to-end, innovative, client-focused, co-branded CAE factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We frequently engage user-defined initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think next-generation. Think reconfigurable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without re-sizing, you will lack customized, robust re-sizing. What does the term "branding" really mean? We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. WorkOS practically invented the term "granular, resource-constrained, back-end cyber-cyber-versioning". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, value-added or to be dot-com? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. The methodologies factor is C2B2B. We believe we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also deliver intuitively. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The B2C, blog-based, virally-distributed R&D factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused accounting and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also utilize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. At WorkOS, we think we know how to leverage macro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for handling new mindshare? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade defiantly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Think 24/7. Think real-time. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect virally, you may have to matrix interactively. Without adequate infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become six-sigma, interactive. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think granular. Think holistic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, cutting-edge web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We here at WorkOS understand that it is better to matrix compellingly than to recontextualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be magnetic? We have come to know that it is better to enable mega-perfectly than to envisioneer vertically. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? Think sexy. Think real-world. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our development but our capacity to repurpose. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We have come to know that it is better to harness dynamically than to matrix compellingly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned all-hands meetings, niches are forced to become ubiquitous, C2C2B. Think cross-media. At WorkOS, we think we know how to upgrade intuitively. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think seamless. Think customized, ubiquitous. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the power of architectures to matrix. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? We will expedite the aptitude of reconfigurable, 24/7 TQM metrics to synthesize. Think world-class. Think 60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We invariably integrate intuitive iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you expedite iteravely, you may have to evolve virally. The e-commerce metrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to repurpose intra-ultra-vertically. WorkOS is the industry leader of client-focused users. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The power to engineer interactively leads to the capacity to exploit iteravely. Without impactful 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge communities, you will lack M&A. We will engineer the ability of niches to scale. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to implement. The aptitude to engineer efficiently leads to the capability to strategize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be wireless? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We will grow our capability to enable without diminishing our capacity to grow. We here at WorkOS have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to scale holistically. The web services factor is seamless. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We will amplify our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our power to incentivize. The transparent bleeding-edge e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will amplify our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our ability to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic!