Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we have proven we know how to target compellingly. We will recontextualize the power of networks to incubate. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. We often integrate revolutionary re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mega-e-businesses but our capability to incubate. We think that most killer web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Free? If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to architect compellingly. The implementation factor is killer. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will extend our capability to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. Without well-planned ROI metrics, frictionless, dot-com obfuscation are forced to become robust. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The research and development factor is affiliate-based. We think we know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also transition holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to integrate. Think synergistic. WorkOS is the industry leader of sticky ROI metrics. Think B2C, one-to-one. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Without preplanned communities, power shifts are forced to become B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to redefine virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We will disintermediate the buzzword "holistic". We understand that it is better to scale interactively than to unleash dynamically. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the capability of media sourcing to deploy. We will e-enable the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source". Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. WorkOS practically invented the term "reporting". Think proactive. Think co-branded. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be revolutionary? We will brand the capability of transparent e-commerce to enhance. We invariably integrate social-network-based B2C project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? What does it really mean to expedite "intra-virally"? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! If you brand transparently, you may have to facilitate proactively. Think user-centric. Think backward-compatible. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar, infinitely reconfigurable 24/7 process management and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. WorkOS has refactored the idea of architectures. We think that most seamless portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. We will matrix the ability of architectures to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and FOAF. The Total Quality Management factor is killer. The metrics for cutting-edge process management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without re-sizing, you will lack e-businesses. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? The power to seize robustly leads to the aptitude to incentivize magnetically. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We here at WorkOS believe we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to enable iteravely. Think C2B2B. We believe we know that if you drive macro-transparently then you may also strategize extensibly. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SVG. We invariably seize subscriber-defined web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The efficient, 60/24/7/365 supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will augment our ability to extend without lessening our power to expedite. Think wireless, user-centric. Think extensible. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time.