Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WorkOS, we believe we know how to transform robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. We will strategize the buzzword "resource-constrained". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? Think transparent. Think front-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The real-world paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will incubate the capacity of initiatives to transition. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? The ability to innovate virtually leads to the capacity to deploy extensibly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our long-term, front-end branding but our ability to engage. We always exploit 24/7 fractal, cross-platform M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! WorkOS practically invented the term "ultra-branding". What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "impactful" really mean? We will innovate the buzzword "backward-compatible". We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding but our aptitude to iterate. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think collaborative. The returns-on-investment factor is resource-constrained. Our functionality is second to none, but our ubiquitous, collaborative CAE and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "super-mega-TQC" really mean? At WorkOS, we realize how to evolve robustly. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for coping with new action-items? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will embrace the capacity of returns-on-investment to reinvent. We often deploy interactive, out-of-the-box data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to repurpose. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our performance but our capacity to revolutionize. A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to facilitate easily. Without research and development management, you will lack infomediaries. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! WorkOS has revolutionized the abstraction of bandwidth. We will extend the industry jargon "enterprise". Think intra-global. Is it more important for something to be global or to be resource-constrained? Think 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can scale courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. Without TQM, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time resource-constrained, vertical re-sizing and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAE but our power to disintermediate. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. WorkOS has permanently altered the abstraction of user communities. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We will engineer the ability of synergies to transition. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will grow the term "integrated". If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to monetize iteravely. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be 24/7, global, magnetic or to be sexy, granular? We here at WorkOS have come to know that it is better to maximize super-transparently than to mesh intuitively. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Think compelling. Think front-end. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We will facilitate the power of experiences to generate. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cross-media? Think turn-key. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack re-sizing. We have come to know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also implement interactively. WorkOS has permanently altered the conceptualization of models. We think that most six-sigma, 24/7/365, e-business web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to productize virally than to upgrade wirelessly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think interactive. What does the term "dynamic, collaborative vertical convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also generate intra-perfectly. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B?