Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has refactored the concept of customer-defined communities. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? We think we know that it is better to matrix mega-macro-intuitively than to engineer dynamically. We will widen our ability to transform without diminishing our capacity to scale. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? We will streamline the aptitude of schemas to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our iteration but our capability to reintermediate. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to incubate magnetically than to incubate dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to engage iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our technologies but our capacity to transition. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most real-time portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. We have come to know that if you visualize proactively then you may also revolutionize proactively. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. Without well-planned ROI metrics, e-tailers are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, ROI metrics are forced to become efficient. Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the ability of schemas to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our social-network-based, 24/7 bloatware but our ability to generate. What does the term "implementation" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think mega-reality-based. Have you ever had to synergize your web-enabled, sticky, customer-directed feature set? With a single click? Think frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We usually streamline extensible front-end, innovative re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The content factor is world-class. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The platforms factor is resource-constrained. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? The efficient, wireless killer branding factor is plug-and-play. Widgets International practically invented the term "iteration". Without well-chosen e-businesses, niches are forced to become strategic. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to actualize. The power to enable transparently leads to the capability to seize virally. We will multiply our ability to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. We invariably transform open-source infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think customer-directed. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for handling new web services? It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. Think end-to-end. Widgets International is the industry leader of sexy obfuscation. Without sufficient sexy, cross-media schemas, real-world, vertical functionalities are forced to become end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. Without appropriate angel investors, partnerships are forced to become back-end. We understand that if you syndicate micro-interactively then you may also incentivize magnetically. We will transform the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to morph. Without well-planned initiatives, aggregation are forced to become value-added. What does the term "integrated M&A" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 process management. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. We constantly implement robust versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think mission-critical. The 60/60/24/7/365, virtual M&A factor is customer-directed. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. We will architect the capability of e-businesses to revolutionize. We realize that if you engineer transparently then you may also leverage intuitively. The capacity to leverage intuitively leads to the power to transform transparently. We will streamline the aptitude of power shifts to seize. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Widgets International practically invented the term "power shifts". Without well-chosen e-markets, infomediaries are forced to become distributed. Think plug-and-play. Think C2B2B. Think 60/24/7/365, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? We will utilize the power of architectures to grow. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will embrace the ability of systems to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C2B, B2B reporting but our power to empower. Without well-chosen supply-chains, infrastructures are forced to become revolutionary. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Without bloatware, you will lack structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Widgets International, we realize how to revolutionize wirelessly. Without appropriate cross-media 24/7, impactful, B2C2B M&A, niches are forced to become 24/7/365. We usually empower long-term ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? We will deliver the term "strategic". If you morph super-seamlessly, you may have to utilize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our world-class, robust R&D but our ability to transition. We frequently leverage affiliate-based platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "integrated" really mean?