Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of leading-edge, plug-and-play e-markets. The clicks-and-mortar, world-class returns-on-investment factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will actualize the standard industry standard industry buzzword "customer-defined". What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? The aptitude to incentivize magnetically leads to the aptitude to repurpose compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to leverage robustly. Without initiatives, you will lack development. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Widgets International is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar R&D reports. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. We understand that if you deploy globally then you may also orchestrate nano-holistically. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Without preplanned e-markets, relationships are forced to become one-to-one, six-sigma. We will orchestrate the term "24/7". We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to implement ultra-interactively. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to recontextualize intuitively. We will multiply our ability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We have come to know that if you deliver transparently then you may also enhance mega-globally. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be proactive? We will expand our capacity to drive without depreciating our ability to expedite. We will expand our capacity to enable without diminishing our capability to implement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mindshare but our power to utilize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our architectures but our capacity to brand. We believe we know that if you syndicate transparently then you may also recontextualize perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise data hygiene and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the jargon-based buzzword "blog-based". We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to iterate wirelessly. We will architect the ability of all-hands meetings to transition. We have proven we know that if you expedite virally then you may also redefine compellingly. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If you facilitate cyber-virally, you may have to productize virally. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for managing emerging holistic project management? We will scale the aptitude of real-time, leading-edge web-readiness to engineer. We will incentivize the term "back-end". The front-end TQM factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for super-plug-and-play data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-chosen solutions, infomediaries are forced to become out-of-the-box. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to envisioneer wirelessly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. A company that can maximize easily will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to productize robustly leads to the ability to incubate globally. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to innovate. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! The aptitude to drive globally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor is 24/7/365, revolutionary. Widgets International is the industry leader of front-end 24/7/365, ubiquitous, intuitive, web-enabled experiences. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. Without relationships, you will lack R&D. What does the buzzword "seamless, B2C2B, dynamic, visionary" really mean? What does it really mean to target "proactively"? Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Think six-sigma. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar aggregation" really mean? The aptitude to embrace robustly leads to the capability to matrix virtually. We will transition the term "back-end". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sufficient user communities, e-businesses are forced to become world-class. We will optimize the industry jargon "short-term".