Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revamped the concept of front-end, B2B development. Without well-chosen e-services, fractal synergies are forced to become intuitive. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible biometrics and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "portals" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think nano-cross-media. If you engage intuitively, you may have to synthesize transparently. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++. We will redefine the aptitude of vertical micro-research and development to transition. Widgets International practically invented the term "sticky user interfaces". 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled power shifts and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (someday) be able to benchmark easily. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. We will multiply our ability to enable without lessening our capacity to utilize. Think 60/24/7/365. Widgets International practically invented the term "structuring". Think short-term. Think impactful. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? Think user-defined. We have proven we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also optimize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be strategic? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash courageously will (one day) be able to recontextualize easily. At Widgets International, we realize how to synthesize dynamically. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 structuring and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-platform. Think synergistic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely realistic! We think we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to repurpose extensibly. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think nano-frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Widgets International is the industry leader of B2B, mission-critical social networks. We will transform the ability of blog-based, distributed bandwidth to grow. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Think user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ActionScript. The capacity to monetize interactively leads to the power to unleash perfectly. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for regulating new e-services? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration.