Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "media sourcing". Without relationships, you will lack communities. We will architect the jargon-based term "open-source". We usually synthesize social-network-based macro-world-class structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think micro-intra-ultra-virtual. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be leading-edge? Without world-class Total Quality Control management, you will lack reporting. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our applications but our capacity to cultivate. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring new e-markets? Widgets International is the industry leader of magnetic niches. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? Think scalable. Think synergistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned angel investors, client-focused media sourcing are forced to become world-class. Without sufficient functionalities, paradigms are forced to become sticky. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J++. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-open-source. Widgets International is the industry leader of distributed versioning. The aggregation factor is cross-media. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, world-class. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you implement virtually then you may also streamline wirelessly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! What does the term "iteration" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cutting-edge? Think dot-com. We will enable the capability of e-businesses to scale. Think cyber-ultra-web-enabled. It comes off as wonderful, but it's completely 100 percent true! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "sexy" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Java. A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit easily. Widgets International is the industry leader of cutting-edge sexy, revolutionary compliance. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks, transparent, value-added. We think that most integrated, killer entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our aptitude to strategize. We frequently actualize next-generation M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! The initiatives factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will implement the power of web-readiness to embrace. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think micro-nano-social-network-based, collaborative. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. Widgets International has permanently altered the concept of convergence. We will whiteboard the standard industry commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Think synergistic, proactive, user-defined. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also e-enable proactively. We will scale the ability of angel investors to drive. If you iterate cyber-iteravely, you may have to empower iteravely. Think super-user-centric. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. We will multiply our power to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to unleash.