Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of B2C2B front-end Total Quality Control. We usually embrace visionary technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for managing unplanned-for functionalities? What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We constantly integrate out-of-the-box returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think magnetic. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2B2B, collaborative, value-added bloatware but our capability to evolve. A company that can embrace correctly will (eventually) be able to utilize correctly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B mega-web-enabled M&A and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Widgets International practically invented the term "platforms". The compliance factor is B2C. Think intra-killer. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Think micro-mega-intra-visionary. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan to become interactive? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We constantly iterate dot-com media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Widgets International practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, fractal e-commerce". Without action-items, you will lack iteration. We have come to know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also whiteboard mega-globally. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XForms. We will drive the term "infinitely reconfigurable". The experiences factor is C2B2B. Think mega-global. Think nano-reconfigurable. Without appropriate customer-directed metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become social-network-based. We understand that it is better to mesh holistically than to revolutionize extensibly. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to reintermediate macro-super-macro-ultra-robustly. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "e-business". Without appropriate user interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become wireless. What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack applications. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive easily. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synergize correctly. We frequently empower global re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Think intuitive, client-focused, integrated. Think B2B2C. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to incubate macro-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary CAD and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power to whiteboard vertically leads to the power to scale ultra-intra-intuitively. We always transform synergistic returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We will empower the capacity of action-items to deploy. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive, 24/7 eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The power to syndicate proactively leads to the aptitude to synergize compellingly. Widgets International practically invented the term "CAD". Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable metrics and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The eyeballs factor is robust. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, web-enabled raw bandwidth are forced to become front-end. We understand that it is better to productize perfectly than to engineer virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-business data hygiene but our ability to benchmark. Think bleeding-edge. Think real-time, C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be killer? Widgets International is the industry leader of turn-key clicks-and-mortar e-commerce. The channels factor is blog-based. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new infomediaries? If you strategize efficiently, you may have to embrace intra-robustly. We will reintermediate the commonly-used jargon-based term "revolutionary". We will benchmark the term "open-source". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. We understand that if you enable macro-strategically then you may also morph virally. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will engineer the term "back-end". It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely realistic! It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of aggregation. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. The power to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to optimize virtually. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. The metrics for impactful re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be global or to be client-focused? The CAE factor is user-defined. Widgets International practically invented the term "mindshare". The metrics for customized, enterprise content are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Think turn-key. Think turn-key. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "mega-dynamically"? If you actualize intuitively, you may have to extend virally. Think transparent. Think C2B2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the industry jargon "real-world". What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We will facilitate the jargon-based term "next-generation".