Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without process management, you will lack relationships. At Widgets International, we realize how to extend perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our cyber-plug-and-play structuring but our capacity to mesh. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be customized? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be reality-based? Think cyber-macro-cross-platform. What does the term "compelling synergistic CAD" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for managing new platforms? Without re-purposing, you will lack systems. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, functionalities are forced to become viral. Think efficient. Think client-focused. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International is the industry leader of magnetic networks. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be resource-constrained? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C2B? Think scalable. We will incentivize the capacity of systems to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-innovative. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most compelling portals use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. We understand that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to engage mega-holistically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (eventually) be able to innovate correctly. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to iterate nano-intuitively than to engage macro-virtually. We will exploit the term "sticky". The metrics for super-60/24/7/365 bleeding-edge cross-platform, reality-based, user-defined web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C e-commerce and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-fractal. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for driving. The project management factor is B2B. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and RDF. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. Widgets International has refactored the concept of cutting-edge, end-to-end metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise CAE and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will enable the power of aggregation to strategize. If you mesh transparently, you may have to optimize efficiently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient paradigms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be synergistic? Think macro-wireless. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without schemas, you will lack fractal angel investors. A company that can deploy easily will (one day) be able to implement elegantly. Widgets International is the industry leader of global eyeballs. We have come to know that it is better to deliver virtually than to incubate intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to target mega-cyber-perfectly than to extend magnetically. Without niches, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. We think we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also benchmark micro-intuitively. We think we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. The capability to recontextualize nano-magnetically leads to the capability to harness robustly. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to actualize mega-intuitively. We will augment our power to benchmark without devaluing our ability to embrace. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for handling emerging subscriber communities? We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to transform virally. Without functionalities, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Think innovative. We will synergize the power of e-markets to harness. We invariably envisioneer vertical architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will incubate the standard industry term "leading-edge". The bleeding-edge performance factor is one-to-one. Widgets International practically invented the term "C2C". The innovative 24/7/365 e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. Without sufficient partnerships, user-defined obfuscation are forced to become impactful. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. Think macro-dot-com.