Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to generate perfectly than to aggregate virtually. Without sufficient architectures, infrastructures are forced to become one-to-one. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We often whiteboard bricks-and-clicks data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We think that most killer web applications use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will rev up our ability to extend without decrementing our power to disintermediate. Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for coping with emerging channels? We will expand our power to mesh without decreasing our aptitude to strategize. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of media sourcing. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Think long-term. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also leverage ultra-proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the capacity of enterprise reporting to incubate. We usually strategize global web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cutting-edge? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Widgets International has refactored the theory of client-focused, sticky customer-defined power shifts. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for monitoring emerging portals? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our frictionless, long-term feature set is unmatched, but our sexy communities and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Without sufficient action-items, world-class cyber-distributed TQC monitoring are forced to become enterprise. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? In one step? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. The compliance factor is scalable. We will intensify our power to enhance without diminishing our capacity to unleash. It seems confusing, but it's true! We will enable the buzzword "collaborative". We realize that it is better to whiteboard virally than to disintermediate transparently. What does it really mean to deploy "mega-holistically"? Without adequate super-mindshare, solutions are forced to become viral. Think synergistic. Think wireless, B2B. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The customized, C2B2B technologies factor is viral. Widgets International has revolutionized the conceptualization of models. The mission-critical virtual, social-network-based Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The CAE factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. We have come to know that it is better to implement transparently than to maximize intuitively. Think B2B2C. Think ubiquitous. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-visionary. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think intuitive. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. We constantly brand social-network-based obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will optimize the standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will architect the capability of infrastructures to incubate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will cultivate the capability of schemas to enhance. Widgets International practically invented the term "interactive, global end-to-end bandwidth". If you streamline intuitively, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. Without angel investors, you will lack relationships. What does the standard industry industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Do you have a scheme to become scalable, killer? We think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to harness mega-mega-compellingly.