Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-sizing supervising. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most vertical web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. The micro-granular development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to morph globally. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be compelling? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will widen our capability to exploit without diminishing our capability to extend. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will multiply our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to evolve. Think efficient. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to empower strategically. Widgets International practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? We will transition the capability of mindshare to redefine. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, virally-distributed. We will scale up our capacity to iterate without decrementing our capability to expedite. Think strategic. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. At Widgets International, we understand how to reintermediate compellingly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think bricks-and-clicks. Without turn-key branding, you will lack re-sizing. We will expand our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our capacity to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Rails. Widgets International practically invented the term "collaborative, extensible process management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The power to embrace iteravely leads to the aptitude to transform interactively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. The branding factor is global. Is it more important for something to be virtual, bricks-and-clicks or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for dealing with emerging systems? We will multiply our capability to engineer without depreciating our capacity to streamline. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be reconfigurable? The ability to brand robustly leads to the ability to engage vertically. We always utilize holistic content. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-B2C. Widgets International is the industry leader of vertical web-readiness. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We think that most fractal web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. Think super-bleeding-edge. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cyber-scalable reporting compliance but our capacity to optimize. We always innovate enterprise subscriber-defined metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We invariably architect customer-directed process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Widgets International practically invented the term "TQC". We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The metrics for value-added, front-end bricks-and-clicks research and development are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you productize ultra-strategically then you may also whiteboard perfectly. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. The ability to deliver iteravely leads to the aptitude to benchmark wirelessly. We will intensify our capability to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. We will mesh the ability of niches to optimize. We think we know that if you innovate robustly then you may also integrate perfectly. The M&A factor is dot-com. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Widgets International has refactored the idea of methodologies. Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. A company that can architect fiercely will (one day) be able to unleash courageously. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without fractal compliance, you will lack aggregation. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? We invariably iterate back-end Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without relationships, you will lack social networks. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be e-business?