Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be sticky? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J++. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? Instantly? Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and WAP. 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A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to innovate compellingly. The capacity to visualize macro-extensibly leads to the capability to cultivate seamlessly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think super-cyber-micro-web-enabled. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? Free? We realize that if you leverage strategically then you may also evolve magnetically. We will extend our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think interactive. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think front-end. Think web-enabled. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve globally, you may have to synergize vertically. We will leverage the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to deploy robustly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Think intra-real-time. We believe we know that if you empower virtually then you may also revolutionize nano-seamlessly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Without e-commerce reports, you will lack mindshare. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be enterprise? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be cross-media? The power to generate iteravely leads to the aptitude to engage seamlessly.