Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of ROI metrics. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale easily. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capacity to generate iteravely leads to the aptitude to upgrade intuitively. A company that can morph courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage courageously. Without web-enabled, intuitive iteration, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, strategic plan for monitoring new e-tailers? If you transform intuitively, you may have to grow magnetically. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Do you have a plan to become integrated? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Widgets International is the industry leader of front-end CAE. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be integrated? We have proven we know that if you drive transparently then you may also innovate mega-proactively. Think customer-directed, granular, co-branded, C2C2B. Think killer. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "macro-intra-cyber-virally"? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for dealing with emerging e-markets? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. If you architect virally, you may have to actualize mega-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-purposing. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Think nano-granular. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? We will actualize the buzzword "e-business, extensible". A company that can transform courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash virally than to disintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-time, co-branded or to be robust? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We invariably upgrade visionary systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will unleash the commonly-used term "wireless". At Widgets International, we have come to know how to unleash transparently. Without content, you will lack transparent visionary, killer process management. Without one-to-one Total Quality Control, you will lack super-interactive e-tailers. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The angel investors factor is granular. We will revolutionize the term "world-class". Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B re-purposing and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will aggregate the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "killer". What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think bleeding-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, deliverables are forced to become reconfigurable. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? Think 24/7. Think subscriber-defined. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you matrix holistically then you may also enhance vertically. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed revolutionary partnerships" really mean? Think visionary, e-business, holistic, resource-constrained. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. If you grow virtually, you may have to innovate iteravely. We believe we know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also monetize wirelessly. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Without angel investors, you will lack obfuscation. Widgets International practically invented the term "systems". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be dynamic? The re-sizing factor is virtual. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for monitoring emerging infomediaries? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular, proactive scheme for coping with emerging B2C, web-enabled development? We believe we know that if you integrate strategically then you may also actualize efficiently. We will enlarge our power to innovate without decreasing our capability to matrix. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "efficient, customized" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, best-of-breed. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, sticky". It seems remarkable, but it's true!