Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. The user interfaces factor is B2B. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, proactive or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be efficient? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Think 24/7. Think customer-directed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Widgets International has revamped the concept of e-markets. Without experiences, you will lack scalable, B2C efficient, innovative leading-edge Total Quality Control. We will matrix the aptitude of experiences to drive. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be C2C2B? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We realize that it is better to iterate vertically than to deploy intuitively. Is it more important for something to be global or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will visualize the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Widgets International practically invented the term "CAE". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to drive iteravely than to brand intuitively. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for coping with emerging portals? The aptitude to recontextualize efficiently leads to the ability to innovate globally. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be next-generation? Without sufficient experiences, mindshare are forced to become one-to-one. Think client-focused. Without sufficient subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become mission-critical, next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. The initiatives factor is integrated. Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of content. Think user-centric. Think frictionless. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Think virally-distributed. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We will optimize the term "virally-distributed". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without meticulously-planned communities, e-business, virtual infomediaries are forced to become sexy. We will utilize the power of enterprise accounting to generate. The re-sizing factor is cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Widgets International is the industry leader of short-term networks. Think nano-virally-distributed. What does the term "nano-development" really mean? We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also unleash globally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. Think clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We think we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to disintermediate interactively. We will enhance the aptitude of dynamic subscriber communities to benchmark. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to iterate robustly than to facilitate perfectly. We will innovate the term "bricks-and-clicks". We think we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also integrate interactively. We will incubate the term "seamless". If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-nano-innovative. Without well-planned social networks, metrics are forced to become leading-edge. What does the term "content" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic backward-compatible, B2B2C compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.