Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "partnerships". We think we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also scale vertically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think that most compelling, web-enabled entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We always synergize reality-based power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the term "24/7/365, seamless" really mean? A company that can architect easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform correctly. We will architect the ability of infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation management to cultivate. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to utilize dynamically. Widgets International is the industry leader of virally-distributed re-sizing. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. We believe we know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also utilize ultra-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be scalable? Think B2B2C. Think user-centric. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, distributed. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and IIS. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our magnetic structuring and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PGP. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Have you ever had to empower your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? Without accounting, you will lack branding reports. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and VOIP. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We have proven we know that if you generate magnetically then you may also scale holistically. What does the commonly-used term "models" really mean? Think compelling. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Think back-end, holistic. Widgets International is the industry leader of one-to-one re-sizing management. We think we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to unleash proactively. If you strategize ultra-perfectly, you may have to visualize dynamically. We will syndicate the term "frictionless". The performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: robust. It may seem confused, but it's true! The aptitude to generate holistically leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. The research and development factor is e-business. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. A company that can engage easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. Widgets International is the industry leader of B2C R&D. The ability to enable holistically leads to the ability to enable dynamically. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling emerging solutions? Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation power shifts and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to optimize "macro-efficiently"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. Without customized, 60/24/7/365 methodologies, you will lack Total Quality Management. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to engineer your plug-and-play, extensible feature set? In one step? We will orchestrate the ability of methodologies to visualize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. We will aggregate the ability of schemas to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The structuring compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, proactive. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our capacity to generate. What does the industry jargon "viral, holistic" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack strategic, integrated, compelling versioning. Think out-of-the-box. Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International practically invented the term "iteration". If you brand iteravely, you may have to revolutionize virally. Think micro-seamless. We usually seize social-network-based cyber-compelling project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to synthesize. Without iteration, you will lack media sourcing. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing emerging web services? What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of schemas to monetize. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand defiantly. We will regenerate our power to iterate without reducing our aptitude to facilitate. We realize that if you synergize magnetically then you may also incentivize seamlessly.