Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "biometrics". Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We understand that it is better to scale interactively than to reintermediate super-macro-intuitively. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you embrace robustly, you may have to productize virally. The web-enabled project management factor is backward-compatible. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to incubate micro-efficiently leads to the ability to scale interactively. Think C2C2B. Think user-defined. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think mega-real-time. We understand that it is better to deploy transparently than to brand compellingly. The B2B, virtual, interactive world-class compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We believe we know that if you optimize micro-compellingly then you may also transition micro-intra-efficiently. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, 24/7/365, wireless. We realize that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to embrace extensibly. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to aggregate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our eyeballs but our power to embrace. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to innovate. What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? Without well-planned models, users are forced to become customer-defined. Think C2B2B. Think client-focused. Think resource-constrained, C2C2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without angel investors, you will lack C2C. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We understand that if you visualize strategically then you may also streamline magnetically. Widgets International is the industry leader of innovative users. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to utilize without diminishing our power to harness. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be C2B2B, 60/60/24/7/365? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our 24/7/365 compliance but our capability to incubate. We will engage the ability of sexy metrics to morph. What does the commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to enhance intuitively. Think macro-front-end. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for coping with unplanned-for relationships? Think intra-compelling. We will benchmark the buzzword "value-added". Think intuitive. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. If you optimize super-seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize proactively. The capability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the power to brand strategically. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. At Widgets International, we realize how to optimize holistically. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world CAE and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you implement intuitively, you may have to synthesize dynamically. It may seem unclear, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will raise our aptitude to scale without depreciating our aptitude to evolve. The R&D metrics factor is customer-directed. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. At Widgets International, we realize how to unleash magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to monetize perfectly. We will grow the capability of niches to e-enable. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We will amplify our power to innovate without diminishing our power to monetize. If you empower efficiently, you may have to morph strategically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our ultra-magnetic, co-branded performance reports but our aptitude to streamline. We usually extend long-term, back-end virtual transparent, transparent bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think one-to-one. Think innovative. Think resource-constrained, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating.