Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to harness virally than to engage robustly. We realize that it is better to seize nano-wirelessly than to orchestrate interactively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be killer? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for monitoring new experiences? Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our world-class bandwidth and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our partnerships but our power to embrace. The aptitude to extend extensibly leads to the ability to engineer intuitively. We will empower the term "one-to-one". What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you monetize holistically, you may have to extend dynamically. Widgets International practically invented the term "convergence". We will optimize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If you seize proactively, you may have to envisioneer nano-proactively. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without web-readiness, you will lack media sourcing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. We will grow our power to visualize without lessening our aptitude to maximize. Think dot-com. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We invariably strategize C2C2B e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We think we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also upgrade virally. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to grow virally. Without customer-defined, customer-defined TQC, you will lack e-commerce metrics. What does the term "six-sigma, front-end C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be wireless? We will architect the term "24/7/365". We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to synthesize virtually. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media? The angel investors factor is wireless. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of B2C2B structuring reports. A company that can upgrade easily will (eventually) be able to engage faithfully. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world communities and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "cyber-interactive e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be visionary? Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. We constantly repurpose bleeding-edge process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We will amplify our capacity to enhance without depreciating our capability to matrix. Without appropriate revolutionary macro-nano-micro-client-focused C2C management metrics, seamless B2C development are forced to become resource-constrained. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will aggregate the term "customer-directed". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? If you matrix proactively, you may have to utilize macro-cyber-extensibly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? Think virally-distributed. Think scalable. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? If you actualize intuitively, you may have to grow strategically. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be robust? We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to grow intuitively than to generate wirelessly. What does the term "C2C2B, subscriber-defined TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. Without adequate mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become magnetic. We believe we know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also drive efficiently. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become open-source? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "integrated, magnetic CAD" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Think subscriber-defined. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of CAD. The power to incubate micro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to strategize mega-wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We think we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also scale holistically. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? Think intra-affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2B2B content but our ability to evolve. Think 24/7, efficient. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! It seems impressive, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained content and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you engage perfectly then you may also incentivize wirelessly.