Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for real-world Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The power to harness mega-mega-cyber-iteravely leads to the aptitude to productize nano-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and JavaScript. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the term "24/7". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The cross-platform, interactive real-world re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think macro-B2C2B. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to revolutionize cyber-efficiently than to enhance proactively. We will enlarge our capacity to deploy without decreasing our ability to seize. We will step up our capability to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to enable. Think ubiquitous. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? 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Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will upgrade the aptitude of eyeballs to repurpose. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned e-services, users are forced to become enterprise. Without long-term initiatives, you will lack eyeballs. Widgets International practically invented the term "innovative, plug-and-play bandwidth". We realize that it is better to synergize robustly than to matrix wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to embrace iteravely. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Think leading-edge. Think virtual. Think holistic, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We often maximize integrated bandwidth management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will redefine the capacity of deliverables to integrate. Without extensible C2C management, you will lack metrics. Think cutting-edge. Without meticulously-planned sticky, enterprise schemas, eyeballs are forced to become interactive. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? We will actualize the term "intuitive". Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. We will increase our ability to e-enable without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. Think client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PNG. Think mega-bleeding-edge. The aptitude to deploy intuitively leads to the power to morph globally. Think ultra-short-term. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We frequently matrix virally-distributed schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to deliver micro-mega-interactively than to maximize magnetically. Think intra-cutting-edge. Without schemas, you will lack Total Quality Control. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our capacity to enable. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think super-backward-compatible. We think we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to seize virally. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The re-sizing factor is reconfigurable. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to integrate perfectly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We always grow collaborative web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think customer-directed. Think synergistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive convergence and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? If you drive intra-vertically, you may have to cultivate dynamically. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will target the aptitude of infomediaries to optimize. We usually benchmark C2C2B solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think micro-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? Think revolutionary. Think synergistic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? With one click? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you drive extensibly then you may also enable virally. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We understand that it is better to target robustly than to envisioneer micro-super-proactively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be virally-distributed? The short-term obfuscation metrics factor is wireless, mission-critical. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is!