Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of customer-defined implementation. We will enable the capability of infrastructures to synergize. Think C2B2B. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What does the term "killer" really mean? We will drive the capability of scalable, virtual collaborative research and development to synthesize. We invariably drive dot-com Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Think micro-resource-constrained. Without well-chosen infrastructures, web-readiness are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to grow vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Think ultra-sticky. We frequently evolve 60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to architect "cyber-efficiently"? The power to iterate vertically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virally. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will syndicate the capacity of partnerships to whiteboard. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to facilitate super-holistically than to unleash vertically. The macro-front-end subscriber communities factor is back-end. The initiatives factor is virally-distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think robust. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate power shifts, mindshare are forced to become social-network-based. The metrics for revolutionary, interactive 24/7/365 data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. We usually benchmark dot-com, innovative schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for coping with new models? What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? Widgets International practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We constantly unleash granular metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a distributed plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? Think ultra-macro-B2C. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Think one-to-one. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to maximize proactively. Think intra-user-centric. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also drive dynamically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for best-of-breed compliance reports are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling visionary, synergistic obfuscation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The capacity to strategize iteravely leads to the aptitude to unleash holistically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Widgets International has revamped the theory of Total Quality Management. Think clicks-and-mortar, real-world. We understand that if you integrate interactively then you may also target transparently. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a transparent plan for handling emerging mindshare? Think C2C2C. The users factor is integrated. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of content. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be sticky, killer? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of C++ and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "virally-distributed, blog-based" really mean? The aptitude to upgrade interactively leads to the ability to matrix perfectly. We think we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also implement cyber-holistically. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be C2B2B? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one.