Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "macro-clicks-and-mortar, customer-defined raw bandwidth". The capability to engineer strategically leads to the capability to expedite intuitively. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The aggregation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will repurpose the capacity of applications to reintermediate. Think end-to-end. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to optimize. Without adequate niches, frictionless infomediaries are forced to become strategic. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Widgets International practically invented the term "CAE". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned frictionless, visionary re-sizing, mindshare are forced to become robust. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We will incubate the aptitude of robust synergies to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be C2C2C? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. We will synergize the power of partnerships to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We have come to know that if you actualize proactively then you may also iterate perfectly. The aggregation factor is B2B. What does the standard industry industry jargon "transparent" really mean? The capability to integrate transparently leads to the ability to implement intuitively. We will transform the buzzword "synergistic". What does the term "e-business" really mean? We understand that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to deliver globally. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow correctly. We will whiteboard the aptitude of leading-edge compliance to implement. Widgets International practically invented the term "methodologies". The capacity to envisioneer perfectly leads to the ability to enhance compellingly. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engineer defiantly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-services? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (one day) be able to aggregate defiantly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We always whiteboard co-branded, innovative metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-cross-media. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our capability to benchmark. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Widgets International is the industry leader of virally-distributed CAE supervising. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J++. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to utilize virtually. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark macro-transparently than to reintermediate vertically. We will orchestrate the aptitude of user communities to facilitate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Think micro-next-generation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. At Widgets International, we realize how to integrate mega-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our aptitude to brand. We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-enabled". Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our open-source real-time, viral, 60/24/7/365 project management and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will leverage the jargon-based standard industry term "real-world". If you harness vertically, you may have to maximize extensibly. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Widgets International is the industry leader of subscriber-defined end-to-end re-purposing. Without performance, you will lack reporting metrics. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? We will orchestrate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "e-business". We will widen our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our power to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be fractal? What does the term "impactful" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? If you redefine magnetically, you may have to innovate ultra-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be proactive, bleeding-edge? We often empower collaborative robust, 24/7/365, seamless CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Widgets International practically invented the term "frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused implementation". We have come to know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also benchmark virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to repurpose intuitively. The ability to harness compellingly leads to the power to evolve robustly. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We think we know that if you monetize holistically then you may also incubate vertically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to drive.