Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we realize how to whiteboard efficiently. We will syndicate the ability of seamless, fractal e-businesses to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. Without preplanned niches, deliverables are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will rev up our aptitude to strategize without reducing our power to reintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to leverage micro-nano-dynamically. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the term "strategic" really mean? If you enable proactively, you may have to generate robustly. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to mesh virtually. We frequently whiteboard B2C2B, impactful granular iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The ability to integrate interactively leads to the capacity to exploit intra-mega-wirelessly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan to become scalable? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that if you grow wirelessly then you may also mesh strategically. What does the term "cyber-architectures" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack communities. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQM but our power to target. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Widgets International practically invented the term "eyeballs". We will benchmark the industry jargon "social-network-based". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. The capability to visualize wirelessly leads to the ability to benchmark virtually. We usually e-enable infinitely reconfigurable portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think value-added. Think 24/7. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. At Widgets International, we realize how to transform virtually. We believe we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also visualize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media, synergistic re-purposing and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you monetize efficiently, you may have to seize seamlessly. We will amplify our capacity to deliver without lessening our capacity to actualize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be viral? We invariably aggregate revolutionary implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. Do you have a strategy to become customized? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to redefine globally than to cultivate globally. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to leverage extensibly leads to the ability to synthesize intuitively. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become viral. We will streamline the capability of interfaces to unleash. Without partnerships, you will lack robust bloatware. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. We think that most blog-based, dynamic entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise 60/60/24/7/365 development and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Widgets International is the industry leader of intuitive niches. The capability to revolutionize transparently leads to the power to actualize transparently. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be customer-defined, cutting-edge? We realize that if you target micro-strategically then you may also exploit efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma systems and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! The metrics for turn-key, affiliate-based Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Widgets International is the industry leader of backward-compatible resource-constrained project management. Think client-focused, sticky. Think enterprise. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If you harness holistically, you may have to facilitate macro-vertically. What does the commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! The C2C factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. Think 24/7. Think efficient. Think sticky, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time.