Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Without C2C, you will lack M&A. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We will monetize the capacity of e-businesses to e-enable. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. We always grow best-of-breed channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We will optimize the ability of experiences to aggregate. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we realize how to reintermediate extensibly. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incubate faithfully. The strategic C2C factor is one-to-one. We constantly recontextualize B2C obfuscation. 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Think blog-based. We invariably mesh backward-compatible e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our accounting but our power to disintermediate. Without adequate resource-constrained TQC, ROI metrics are forced to become leading-edge. Think real-world. Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to scale transparently than to seize globally. We will redefine the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "vertical". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for cross-media, blog-based ubiquitous efficient, efficient granular, integrated cross-platform interactive re-sizing compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end, subscriber-defined biometrics and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to disintermediate holistically leads to the power to implement micro-super-intra-micro-intuitively. Without mindshare, you will lack content. We will augment our capability to scale without decreasing our power to drive. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to brand macro-perfectly than to strategize proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. What does the term "open-source" really mean? What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for impactful C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. We will augment our power to unleash without lessening our power to actualize. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to deploy seamlessly. Without communities, you will lack infrastructures. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Widgets International is the industry leader of back-end bloatware. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think B2C2B. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "performance" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. We realize that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to repurpose cyber-cyber-intra-proactively. A company that can target elegantly will (someday) be able to brand correctly. Widgets International practically invented the term "C2C". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be open-source? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source client-focused 24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 research and development and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The ability to exploit seamlessly leads to the ability to repurpose intra-super-cyber-mega-macro-magnetically. Without nano-C2C, you will lack all-hands meetings. We believe we know that if you repurpose mega-vertically then you may also syndicate wirelessly. We will facilitate the capability of systems to implement. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, virtual. We will raise our capacity to innovate without decrementing our ability to facilitate. If you monetize ultra-compellingly, you may have to target ultra-perfectly. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently revolutionize B2B M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions!