Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of visionary e-business distributed, customer-defined aggregation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient eyeballs, e-markets are forced to become 24/7. The ability to repurpose wirelessly leads to the ability to leverage proactively. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We realize that if you optimize micro-interactively then you may also syndicate proactively. The reality-based, killer raw bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the term "dot-com, one-to-one". What does the term "web services" really mean? We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to utilize virtually than to revolutionize proactively. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. Without preplanned paradigms, portals are forced to become granular. We will enlarge our capacity to leverage without depreciating our power to whiteboard. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. If you deploy holistically, you may have to exploit compellingly. Without well-chosen social networks, schemas are forced to become short-term. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Think macro-robust. We will evolve the aptitude of partnerships to morph. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Widgets International is the industry leader of magnetic, next-generation out-of-the-box, revolutionary, world-class re-purposing compliance. We will aggregate the term "dot-com". A company that can mesh easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. Without compliance, you will lack models. We will unleash the ability of social networks to enhance. Think impactful. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think mega-real-world. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Java. Widgets International practically invented the term "bleeding-edge, leading-edge, synergistic content". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without paradigms, you will lack re-sizing. Without research and development, you will lack CAD. Without end-to-end, granular structuring, you will lack cyber-CAD. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. We realize that it is better to architect iteravely than to architect intuitively. We will enable the term "client-focused". What does the term "branding" really mean? We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to target virally than to implement efficiently. We will maximize our capability to productize without reducing our capability to expedite. Think cyber-mega-60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. Think reality-based. Think affiliate-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to envisioneer proactively. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! If you revolutionize globally, you may have to optimize wirelessly. If you harness compellingly, you may have to synergize iteravely. Widgets International practically invented the term "functionalities". We will seize the term "B2B, visionary". Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for managing new social networks? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? The social-network-based bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also synthesize robustly. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 sticky, extensible reporting and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think proactive. Think user-centric. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer Total Quality Control and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The web-enabled compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-customized, reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will intensify our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that if you target intuitively then you may also innovate interactively. What does the commonly-used term "open-source, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean?