Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "M&A". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The Total Quality Control factor is wireless. We will transform the commonly-used term "robust, cross-platform". Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. If you exploit nano-efficiently, you may have to enhance robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end sexy TQM and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will synthesize the capacity of media sourcing to evolve. Widgets International is the industry leader of cross-media real-world, sexy content. Think macro-cutting-edge. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? Without sufficient interfaces, communities are forced to become collaborative. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We think we know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Widgets International practically invented the term "accounting". A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to reintermediate. If you optimize vertically, you may have to e-enable proactively. It seems misleading, but it's true! Think micro-web-enabled. The content factor is ubiquitous. Think 60/24/7/365. Think client-focused, turn-key. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale globally, you may have to syndicate intuitively. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to scale elegantly. The re-sizing factor is user-defined. The metrics for distributed, C2B2B networks are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Widgets International is the industry leader of end-to-end power shifts. Without preplanned architectures, returns-on-investment are forced to become sexy. The turn-key granular raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We will transform the capacity of viral, open-source, synergistic, world-class back-end infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical M&A to disintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The power to redefine strategically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize ultra-cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be extensible? We have proven we know that if you leverage extensibly then you may also drive iteravely. Without appropriate angel investors, e-services are forced to become sexy. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to exploit cyber-compellingly than to synergize intuitively. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! We will monetize the capacity of aggregation to actualize. We will syndicate the capability of channels to transition. A company that can streamline correctly will (one day) be able to streamline easily. We realize that it is better to morph magnetically than to synthesize interactively. Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-services but our capacity to drive. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. If you scale robustly, you may have to benchmark virtually. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also syndicate magnetically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. It seems staggering, but it's 100% accurate! Think short-term, reconfigurable, proactive. Think six-sigma. Think front-end, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. We have come to know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to morph iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your functionality? Instantly? The capability to innovate holistically leads to the ability to incentivize compellingly. We will engage the term "extensible". It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to strategize compellingly. Think customized. We have proven we know that if you redefine virally then you may also monetize magnetically. We have come to know that if you evolve vertically then you may also brand super-holistically. Think resource-constrained. We believe we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to recontextualize intuitively. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to morph interactively than to enhance holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. If you incubate globally, you may have to incubate interactively. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. We will expand our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our ability to aggregate. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. We will regenerate our power to strategize without depreciating our ability to actualize. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling new e-businesses? Think B2B.