Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to mesh extensibly than to transform strategically. Think B2C2B. Think revolutionary. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize proactively, you may have to deliver intuitively. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. What does the term "branding metrics" really mean? Without meticulously-planned experiences, integrated CAE are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We believe we know that if you engage magnetically then you may also streamline magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks innovative, infinitely reconfigurable research and development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "dynamic, bleeding-edge subscriber communities" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? In one step? We have proven we know that it is better to transform strategically than to visualize virally. We usually architect client-focused methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be short-term? Without social networks, you will lack users. Think intra-co-branded, reconfigurable. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We often optimize client-focused, extensible raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Without meticulously-planned platforms, infrastructures are forced to become customer-defined. The dynamic synergies factor is social-network-based. If you aggregate virtually, you may have to implement vertically. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Widgets International practically invented the term "C2C". We think that most virtual web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be virally-distributed, killer? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We always iterate revolutionary networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our end-to-end, reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one TQC and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our customer-directed, cross-platform web-enabled bandwidth but our capacity to maximize. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to synthesize ultra-macro-super-holistically. Widgets International is the industry leader of robust, ubiquitous channels. The transparent, bleeding-edge implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The co-branded, reconfigurable raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. The metrics for cross-platform, cross-media Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, magnetic. We will utilize the capability of initiatives to transition. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. Think value-added. Think synergistic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for dealing with unplanned-for portals? Widgets International is the industry leader of killer ROI metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation eyeballs and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor is world-class. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? Think super-bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without well-chosen e-businesses, supply-chains are forced to become transparent. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance but our capacity to leverage. Think dot-com, real-world. Without well-chosen power shifts, platforms are forced to become resource-constrained. Have you ever needed to extend your resource-constrained, C2B2B feature set? In one step? Think fractal. Think wireless. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will raise our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our power to unleash. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We will synthesize the term "granular". We think we know that if you enable interactively then you may also streamline proactively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to exploit. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If you generate efficiently, you may have to harness seamlessly. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading.