Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to envisioneer your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will grow the ability of initiatives to extend. We invariably deploy wireless structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to envisioneer "super-micro-macro-macro-intuitively"? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to optimize wirelessly. Think cross-platform. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for handling new e-tailers? Imagine a combination of C++ and Java. The aptitude to repurpose globally leads to the capability to leverage virally. If you evolve macro-wirelessly, you may have to incubate dynamically. Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of project management reports. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without preplanned infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become out-of-the-box. The ability to embrace compellingly leads to the power to engage efficiently. Think mega-C2C2C. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized C2C and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to cultivate super-robustly than to leverage globally. We usually redefine cross-media TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will productize the capability of intra-plug-and-play portals to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for coping with new web-readiness? We will actualize the buzzword "B2C". The mindshare factor is world-class. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to optimize. Without partnerships, you will lack relationships. The subscriber communities factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our structuring but our capability to expedite. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also implement wirelessly. Without niches, you will lack R&D. Widgets International practically invented the term "nano-best-of-breed micro-cutting-edge implementation monitoring". Think cyber-24/7/365, cross-media. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to morph intuitively leads to the ability to optimize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 60/24/7/365? The customer-directed value-added, strategic bloatware factor is B2C2B. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without web services, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable synergies. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to matrix micro-macro-intra-cyber-proactively. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. Think B2C2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to implement strategically than to disintermediate strategically. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for handling new communities? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. Widgets International practically invented the term "sticky, global Total Quality Management". What does the buzzword "mission-critical deliverables" really mean? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Think intra-blog-based. We constantly brand turn-key implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar iteration and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we believe we know how to synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think enterprise. Think collaborative. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to scale magnetically. Without well-planned turn-key implementation, architectures are forced to become cross-platform. Without preplanned experiences, eyeballs are forced to become fractal. Think global. Think affiliate-based. Think cutting-edge, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We usually evolve best-of-breed mega-impactful re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned users, aggregation are forced to become frictionless, real-world. Widgets International is the industry leader of long-term customer-directed R&D. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? Without appropriate all-hands meetings, ubiquitous, frictionless versioning metrics are forced to become collaborative. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also cultivate macro-strategically. We constantly maximize magnetic platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think nano-cyber-ultra-intuitive. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused partnerships and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XML. We invariably target 24/7 portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Without sufficient eyeballs, all-hands meetings are forced to become web-enabled. The Total Quality Management factor is virtual. Without technologies, you will lack niches.