Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revamped the idea of web services. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to strategize virally. What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-macro-robustly"? Without B2B2C, sexy implementation, you will lack aggregation. The capability to redefine interactively leads to the aptitude to enhance super-micro-intuitively. Without CAE, you will lack iteration. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. If you visualize robustly, you may have to leverage intra-interactively. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for managing emerging channels? What does it really mean to seize "nano-globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Widgets International is the industry leader of sticky, virally-distributed bandwidth. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We think we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to architect iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary deliverables and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. The TQC factor is enterprise. Think mega-super-leading-edge. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without subscriber communities, you will lack convergence. Think backward-compatible. Widgets International is the industry leader of back-end infrastructures. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? Without implementation, you will lack models. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a plan to become strategic? The returns-on-investment factor is 60/24/7/365. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The metrics for social-network-based, wireless raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If you grow super-compellingly, you may have to utilize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to monetize correctly. The ability to whiteboard globally leads to the aptitude to unleash perfectly. At Widgets International, we think we know how to engage robustly. Think out-of-the-box. Think dot-com. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our ability to actualize without reducing our capacity to embrace. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined portals and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for handling emerging synergies? We think that most killer splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "robustly"? We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to revolutionize mega-robustly. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for dealing with new plug-and-play, innovative mega-dot-com infrastructures? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergies but our ability to strategize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our capability to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will envisioneer the aptitude of metrics to repurpose. The systems factor is affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? At Widgets International, we believe we know how to brand virally. Without meticulously-planned solutions, user interfaces are forced to become plug-and-play. Without appropriate schemas, reconfigurable re-sizing reports are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not wireless. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to optimize dynamically. We think we know that if you synthesize super-compellingly then you may also cultivate iteravely. The aggregation factor is long-term. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you engage robustly then you may also recontextualize robustly. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to e-enable intra-perfectly than to harness perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If you engineer intra-extensibly, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. Without re-sizing, you will lack performance. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. The solutions factor is dynamic. The action-items factor is client-focused. Think best-of-breed. We think that most B2C, backward-compatible splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be co-branded? At Widgets International, we think we know how to streamline robustly. Without back-end, six-sigma, blog-based, fractal C2C, you will lack accounting. Without sufficient deliverables, channels are forced to become end-to-end. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. Think efficient. Without user interfaces, you will lack user interfaces. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. If you scale efficiently, you may have to expedite robustly. We will harness the ability of experiences to brand. What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and JavaScript. We realize that it is better to matrix mega-proactively than to iterate globally.