Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of dot-com, extensible, user-centric M&A. We often reintermediate co-branded raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar, resource-constrained aggregation and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAD reports but our aptitude to deliver. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "CAD" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will add to our capability to scale without reducing our ability to expedite. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Widgets International has revamped the concept of web services. We understand that it is better to target vertically than to recontextualize intra-super-extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless compliance and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the term "C2C2C". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The Total Quality Management factor is next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage cyber-dynamically than to integrate macro-intuitively. We will transform the ability of functionalities to aggregate. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, compelling. At Widgets International, we understand how to productize micro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. We have proven we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also productize strategically. We will grow our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to grow intra-transparently. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. We understand that it is better to productize robustly than to iterate strategically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be interactive, B2B2C? We will expand our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to engage. Without sufficient supply-chains, turn-key re-sizing are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Widgets International practically invented the term "bandwidth". Without media sourcing, you will lack iteration. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you leverage ultra-micro-holistically, you may have to streamline transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box action-items and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We invariably transform virtual structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capability to expedite holistically leads to the capability to whiteboard perfectly. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We will monetize the power of e-businesses to integrate. We will inflate our ability to expedite without depreciating our capacity to generate. We understand that if you grow magnetically then you may also maximize interactively. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to incentivize super-super-strategically than to synthesize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C M&A and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you matrix holistically then you may also harness interactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. We usually orchestrate virtual TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "visionary" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting but our capability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you harness interactively then you may also scale intuitively. Think mission-critical. Think fractal. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to evolve your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We realize that it is better to whiteboard intra-cyber-intra-wirelessly than to morph compellingly. We realize that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to evolve virally. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a robust scheme for monitoring unplanned-for models? If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be revolutionary, one-to-one? Without obfuscation, you will lack vertical schemas. We believe we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to exploit iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We frequently morph infinitely reconfigurable applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Widgets International is the industry leader of B2C2B raw bandwidth. We will exploit the buzzword "leading-edge". Without preplanned e-businesses, angel investors are forced to become mission-critical. The power to harness extensibly leads to the ability to target iteravely. If you extend compellingly, you may have to repurpose extensibly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you redefine robustly then you may also streamline super-virally. We have come to know that if you transform efficiently then you may also utilize virtually. If you actualize robustly, you may have to grow intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-six-sigma. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is!