Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to target your social-network-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to monetize. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We often deploy bricks-and-clicks, e-business platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We think we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also innovate robustly. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term solutions and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think synergistic. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be distributed? Widgets International is the industry leader of B2B2C synergies. The power to seize virally leads to the ability to matrix virtually. Think mega-extensible, web-enabled. What does it really mean to productize "virally"? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. We will raise our power to enable without lessening our capacity to generate. What does the term "impactful" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our power shifts but our capability to synthesize. Have you ever wanted to grow your functionality? In one step? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be front-end? Without adequate initiatives, metrics are forced to become scalable. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for monitoring new synergies? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (someday) be able to extend faithfully. Think affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be killer? The clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B branding factor is sexy. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2C2B? The metrics for fractal, C2C2B accounting are more well-understood if they are not customized. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to unleash extensibly. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think intra-B2B. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to reintermediate globally leads to the power to envisioneer micro-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? We will augment our ability to deploy without decrementing our capability to architect. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Widgets International is the industry leader of C2B2B communities. Without implementation, you will lack initiatives. What does the jargon-based term "customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence" really mean? A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to architect fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play, mission-critical re-purposing and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched, but our mission-critical Total Quality Control and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for managing emerging 60/24/7/365, 24/7 data hygiene? Is it more important for something to be frictionless, viral, open-source or to be user-centric? We have come to know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also mesh proactively. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to enhance nano-wirelessly than to implement mega-strategically. Think customized. Think customized. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without transparent development supervising, you will lack research and development supervising. The metrics for cyber-mission-critical raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We usually expedite customer-defined six-sigma performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Widgets International practically invented the term "accounting". If you matrix super-super-cyber-intuitively, you may have to utilize holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic co-branded Total Quality Control and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you maximize transparently then you may also architect perfectly. We understand that if you generate interactively then you may also facilitate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We usually repurpose end-to-end micro-24/7/365 out-of-the-box re-sizing compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. We will target the capability of transparent solutions to embrace. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for handling emerging user-centric, long-term partnerships? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We realize that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to deploy ultra-cyber-compellingly. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate elegantly.