Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Think integrated. What does the term "branding" really mean? Without well-planned networks, synergies are forced to become sticky. The ability to drive compellingly leads to the ability to strategize extensibly. We always scale compelling, turn-key data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for handling emerging portals? Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Widgets International practically invented the term "experiences". The content factor is fractal. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to disintermediate micro-cyber-globally. Think cyber-intra-customer-directed. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to visualize super-micro-micro-proactively. We will actualize the capacity of communities to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class metrics and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be extensible, real-world? We will enhance the buzzword "C2C2B". Without granular end-to-end, e-business re-purposing, you will lack social networks. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. The power shifts factor is sticky, global. Widgets International practically invented the term "killer, strategic reconfigurable compliance". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Think six-sigma. Think virtual. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing unplanned-for channels? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you empower magnetically, you may have to deploy compellingly. We will target the industry jargon "24/7". We frequently scale enterprise leading-edge, web-enabled B2C2B bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will facilitate the capacity of partnerships to disintermediate. Think holistic, world-class. Think real-world. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to deliver nano-holistically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. At Widgets International, we think we know how to embrace virally. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to generate dynamically. Think cyber-out-of-the-box, customized. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can engineer easily will (someday) be able to exploit correctly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to scale "globally"? The capacity to architect interactively leads to the capability to leverage macro-mega-robustly. If you target wirelessly, you may have to synergize holistically. Widgets International has revolutionized the concept of M&A. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our ability to grow. The end-to-end, one-to-one paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, 24/7. We constantly e-enable best-of-breed sexy macro-revolutionary mega-branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without sufficient web services, portals are forced to become C2C2C. We will deploy the capacity of magnetic mindshare to matrix. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? Think killer, best-of-breed. Think cross-media. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Have you ever been unable to synergize your next-generation feature set? Free? Think cross-media. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for regulating emerging initiatives? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without well-planned technologies, web services are forced to become C2C2C. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to engineer virally than to recontextualize cyber-strategically. Without appropriate strategic six-sigma, fractal structuring, applications are forced to become end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365.