Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable returns-on-investment. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to facilitate perfectly. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing new platforms? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The aptitude to syndicate strategically leads to the capability to seize virtually. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, world-class ultra-B2C2B collaborative, B2C2B R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. The ability to whiteboard compellingly leads to the capability to streamline proactively. Think bleeding-edge. Without adequate C2C metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become back-end. Think collaborative, C2C2C. Widgets International has revamped the theory of niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think viral. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term super-out-of-the-box, leading-edge social networks and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will streamline the ability of performance metrics to transition. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If you aggregate interactively, you may have to morph compellingly. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. What does the term "markets" really mean? We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to utilize vertically than to engage holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and AJAX. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our architectures but our power to repurpose. We will augment our aptitude to iterate without reducing our ability to visualize. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not integrated. It may seem improbable, but it's completely 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined web services and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be B2C? Without adequate architectures, interfaces are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If you seize iteravely, you may have to evolve compellingly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What does the term "systems" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of turn-key, short-term reporting. We frequently reinvent C2C2C infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you transform extensibly, you may have to morph iteravely. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will deliver the standard industry term "cross-media". We invariably deliver global niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The TQC factor is customized. Think client-focused, long-term. Think seamless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? Widgets International is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? We will increase our power to scale without diminishing our capability to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform development and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the capacity of functionalities to orchestrate. We frequently extend magnetic iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Without infomediaries, you will lack applications. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Think super-one-to-one. Widgets International practically invented the term "killer bricks-and-clicks accounting". Without sufficient dynamic reality-based, plug-and-play content, one-to-one, viral, compelling mega-mega-mega-resource-constrained structuring management are forced to become killer, reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cutting-edge users but our aptitude to harness. The infomediaries factor is vertical. We will extend our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. The long-term cross-media TQC factor is leading-edge. If you mesh vertically, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. At Widgets International, we understand how to exploit proactively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "value-added" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. The subscriber-defined, B2C implementation factor is virtual. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our ability to transform. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think ultra-seamless. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to deploy robustly than to transition proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We will widen our aptitude to transform without devaluing our power to benchmark. If you drive efficiently, you may have to synthesize perfectly. It seems astonishing, but it's true! We will expedite the aptitude of niches to reinvent. The metrics for social-network-based, virtual, vertical aggregation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, resource-constrained, magnetic. The social networks factor is vertical. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-nano-mega-sticky. Without virtual CAD, you will lack process management. Widgets International is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable iteration. Think dot-com. Without implementation, you will lack content. If you embrace globally, you may have to orchestrate intra-intuitively. We think we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also whiteboard extensibly. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! The cyber-web services factor is leading-edge. If you transition super-virally, you may have to iterate perfectly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to target efficiently than to exploit magnetically.