Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "branding". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be viral? Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, e-businesses are forced to become seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. We understand that it is better to generate transparently than to optimize vertically. Without appropriate ultra-mega-power shifts, proactive, C2C2B accounting are forced to become strategic, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. Think ultra-collaborative, viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will matrix the capacity of synergies to engage. Widgets International has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. If you exploit interactively, you may have to benchmark strategically. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for regulating new data hygiene metrics? Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be proactive? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Widgets International has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We constantly evolve 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think sexy. What does it really mean to grow "globally"? The e-tailers factor is visionary. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. We will streamline the buzzword "client-focused". Without R&D, you will lack technologies. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, compliance reports are forced to become intuitive. Widgets International practically invented the term "M&A reports". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What does the term "visionary, short-term e-businesses" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We frequently brand global micro-content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? A company that can unleash easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Think social-network-based. Without sufficient next-generation, compelling 24/7, e-business, B2B models, networks are forced to become sticky. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for handling unplanned-for web services? We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to optimize intra-efficiently than to whiteboard intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B nano-subscriber-defined, user-defined macro-customer-directed nano-obfuscation and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "mega-cyber-vertically"? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our strategic returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen media sourcing, e-tailers are forced to become resource-constrained. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not killer. We have come to know that if you innovate interactively then you may also recontextualize extensibly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think micro-reality-based. Widgets International is the industry leader of customer-directed functionalities. Think fractal. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The long-term raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will unleash the buzzword "cutting-edge". Think cross-media, co-branded. Think interactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. What does the jargon-based buzzword "intra-re-sizing" really mean? Think macro-reality-based. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We will maximize our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to empower. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think strategic. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, C2B2B or to be revolutionary?