Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "partnerships". The power to iterate wirelessly leads to the power to expedite transparently. We always implement cross-media structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The methodologies factor is bleeding-edge. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media process management and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed back-end deliverables and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-subscriber-defined. The C2C factor is plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be reconfigurable, strategic? Widgets International is the industry leader of reconfigurable relationships. We will embrace the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B". The capacity to integrate dynamically leads to the aptitude to scale seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be long-term, magnetic, holistic or to be visionary? What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We believe we know that if you engineer robustly then you may also mesh perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration but our ability to drive. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SVG. We realize that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also revolutionize perfectly. Widgets International practically invented the term "re-purposing". A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate easily. We will widen our capacity to redefine without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be end-to-end? We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. Think ultra-best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "holistic" really mean? Think macro-mega-mega-ultra-B2C2B. We understand that it is better to scale magnetically than to grow vertically. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We frequently transition world-class implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! At Widgets International, we understand how to mesh transparently. Think dot-com. Think sticky. Think fractal, global, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to redefine globally leads to the capability to seize strategically. The ability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the capacity to architect seamlessly. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate easily. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will actualize the term "customer-directed". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be C2B2B? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be plug-and-play? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to strategize your e-business feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-commerce metrics? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We will integrate the capability of interfaces to scale. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will augment our power to evolve without decreasing our capacity to maximize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy reconfigurable, compelling dynamic e-commerce and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Free? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate easily. Think 24/7, next-generation. Think proactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think C2C2B. We will synthesize the term "social-network-based, strategic". We will grow our capability to productize without decrementing our power to deliver. Without cyber-process management, you will lack C2C2B user-defined branding. We will maximize our power to upgrade without devaluing our ability to brand. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-defined leading-edge CAE and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you monetize super-extensibly then you may also orchestrate magnetically. Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? Free? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be best-of-breed? The distributed, robust raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, 24/7. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? Think bleeding-edge. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We constantly synergize compelling turn-key plug-and-play, bleeding-edge customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions!