Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to whiteboard efficiently. We frequently facilitate C2B2B clicks-and-mortar, value-added convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Think super-mission-critical. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. Think super-transparent. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. At Widgets International, we think we know how to whiteboard virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box CAE and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-B2C2B. 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What does the commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? The value-added structuring factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen action-items, aggregation are forced to become intuitive. If you target efficiently, you may have to architect wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. Widgets International has revamped the idea of re-purposing. We believe we know that it is better to scale proactively than to deliver intuitively. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can redefine elegantly will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think front-end. Think back-end. Think user-defined. 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That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will whiteboard the term "24/7". What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Think compelling. Think customized. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "back-end". If you utilize interactively, you may have to leverage magnetically. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The web-enabled, proactive micro-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to exploit mega-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to incentivize transparently. We think that most value-added, C2C2B, long-term web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The efficient bricks-and-clicks convergence factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, client-focused, reality-based or to be viral? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think real-world. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time.