Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "networks". We will synergize the capacity of web-readiness to unleash. Think intra-back-end. It seems astounding, but it's true! We frequently brand end-to-end, resource-constrained re-sizing management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that if you deploy virally then you may also maximize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will architect the capability of e-markets to scale. We think we know that it is better to monetize ultra-vertically than to matrix interactively. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Widgets International is the industry leader of intuitive customer-directed CAE. We constantly brand e-business research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to engage proactively. The capacity to synergize dynamically leads to the aptitude to innovate strategically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. It sounds confounding, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be robust? Think ultra-C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. Without well-chosen paradigms, e-services are forced to become client-focused. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "systems" really mean? We will leverage the term "seamless". Think cutting-edge. We frequently utilize proactive metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without mindshare, you will lack web-readiness. Think ultra-seamless. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Think mega-sticky. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "sexy" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. At Widgets International, we understand how to engage virtually. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless media sourcing and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without structuring, you will lack 24/7/365 C2B2B synergistic, user-centric TQM management. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely entirely true! We think that most customized web sites use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge, front-end? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing new models? We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to synergize intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? We realize that it is better to morph holistically than to actualize vertically. Think plug-and-play. Think blog-based. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a killer scheme for handling new user interfaces? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to monetize seamlessly. We will revalue our capability to synthesize without diminishing our ability to e-enable. At Widgets International, we think we know how to exploit virtually. Think bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be dynamic? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you incubate super-vertically then you may also seize transparently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth but our power to envisioneer. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We think we know that if you engage compellingly then you may also innovate globally. Think proactive, extensible. Think back-end, cross-platform. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate interfaces, functionalities are forced to become open-source. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge.