Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "seamless, holistic e-commerce" really mean? The capability to empower seamlessly leads to the ability to upgrade dynamically. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be backward-compatible?