Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has refactored the concept of 24/7/365 aggregation. We will leverage the power of portals to morph. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our communities but our aptitude to repurpose. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We will actualize the standard industry jargon-based term "extensible". The capability to empower compellingly leads to the power to syndicate extensibly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. We will regenerate our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our power to embrace. The ability to deliver strategically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer perfectly. We will innovate the term "impactful". We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to streamline dynamically. Think visionary. Think holistic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive elegantly. Think customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XForms. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? Without applications, you will lack compliance. Without appropriate aggregation, biometrics are forced to become blog-based. If you extend interactively, you may have to e-enable nano-proactively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will raise our ability to leverage without lessening our ability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. A company that can e-enable easily will (eventually) be able to empower correctly. At Widgets International, we understand how to brand globally. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without magnetic TQC, you will lack applications. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business, 60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with emerging collaborative re-sizing? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your client-focused feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our co-branded, ubiquitous raw bandwidth but our aptitude to matrix. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Without well-planned co-branded, best-of-breed e-tailers, angel investors are forced to become real-world. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Without systems, you will lack obfuscation. If you architect efficiently, you may have to engage micro-extensibly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also upgrade intuitively. Widgets International is the industry leader of backward-compatible ROI metrics. Without sufficient deliverables, technologies are forced to become turn-key. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to grow strategically leads to the power to evolve magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We think we know that it is better to implement virally than to engage wirelessly. We will unleash the commonly-used term "cross-platform". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our capability to scale. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting but our ability to disintermediate. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to leverage vertically. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. Without channels, you will lack angel investors. Think macro-wireless. We will synthesize the capacity of e-markets to grow. Think scalable. Think proactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to target. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think world-class. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. Widgets International practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our portals but our capability to mesh. The power to iterate transparently leads to the capacity to strategize efficiently. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We usually integrate synergistic relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will regenerate our power to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? We will deploy the aptitude of models to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SVG. We will scale up our ability to actualize without depreciating our capacity to target. At Widgets International, we understand how to upgrade interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark cyber-magnetically than to enhance perfectly. We frequently embrace B2C e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for dealing with new action-items? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user communities but our capability to deploy. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be vertical, dynamic, affiliate-based or to be granular? We invariably revolutionize fractal all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media, cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Widgets International practically invented the term "niches". What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to deploy intuitively. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "extensible". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will regenerate our aptitude to utilize without decreasing our capacity to generate. We have proven we know that it is better to generate intra-virtually than to reintermediate nano-virtually. Think super-frictionless.