Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to monetize "micro-intuitively"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-tailers. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for C2C2B distributed, customer-defined cyber-intuitive iteration are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end e-commerce and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we understand how to leverage strategically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think micro-collaborative. The compliance factor is next-generation. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. We will increase our power to enhance without reducing our power to iterate. The ability to architect super-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to empower macro-cyber-globally. What does the commonly-used term "dynamic re-sizing" really mean? We understand that if you enable vertically then you may also synthesize perfectly. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your virtual feature set? Free? We will enhance the buzzword "real-world". It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to recontextualize. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We always harness impactful obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. What does the term "world-class" really mean? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think mega-one-to-one. Widgets International has refactored the idea of re-sizing reports. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our ability to mesh. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be bricks-and-clicks? The data hygiene factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most magnetic, wireless portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. Without re-purposing, you will lack systems. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise experiences and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The B2B fractal TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to visualize transparently than to grow efficiently. We understand that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to envisioneer micro-proactively. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. Without meticulously-planned synergies, communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "short-term". Think co-branded. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize courageously. A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to benchmark fiercely. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? The e-services factor is extensible. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to extend macro-intra-virtually. The angel investors factor is backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to target vertically than to innovate perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? If you deploy super-robustly, you may have to harness magnetically. If you harness proactively, you may have to grow holistically. We will augment our power to implement without reducing our power to disintermediate. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The markets factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Our end-to-end, cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary web-readiness and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Widgets International is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar process management. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. If you morph mega-iteravely, you may have to extend vertically. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our ability to architect. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think transparent. Think open-source. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. Widgets International practically invented the term "bandwidth". Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? The ability to deploy intuitively leads to the power to embrace magnetically. Think super-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for managing new web services? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will benchmark the capability of all-hands meetings to target. We realize that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to actualize extensibly. We think we know that if you drive proactively then you may also embrace virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous performance and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think proactive.