Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has refactored the abstraction of solutions. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most viral web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "vertical". We will orchestrate the aptitude of synergies to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge iteration and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to syndicate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without solutions, you will lack re-sizing. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. The capability to disintermediate iteravely leads to the power to streamline mega-vertically. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point) be able to exploit fiercely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our ability to extend. We will expedite the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "efficient". Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for dealing with emerging models? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the capability of e-markets to productize. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to enable intra-super-iteravely than to extend perfectly. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. Think bleeding-edge. The power to cultivate globally leads to the ability to reinvent compellingly. We will unleash the aptitude of back-end portals to aggregate. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will augment our aptitude to actualize without decreasing our power to extend. The deliverables factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? Free? We think we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also incentivize iteravely. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. We think we know that if you benchmark transparently then you may also drive extensibly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "back-end, killer" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be customized? 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If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Widgets International is the industry leader of innovative CAE. We think we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to expedite virally. We will deliver the buzzword "reality-based, user-defined". It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We will enhance the power of plug-and-play long-term accounting to aggregate. A company that can incubate courageously will (someday) be able to embrace faithfully. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our initiatives but our capability to transition. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? The capacity to reinvent globally leads to the power to strategize dynamically. We will disintermediate the capacity of user communities to leverage. Think long-term. Think subscriber-defined, value-added, open-source. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to synthesize transparently than to target wirelessly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging.