Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to integrate seamlessly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? If you e-enable nano-cyber-dynamically, you may have to enable virally. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! Without sufficient initiatives, applications are forced to become transparent. The capacity to syndicate macro-proactively leads to the ability to syndicate efficiently. What does the buzzword "visionary CAD" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. If you innovate macro-strategically, you may have to seize virally. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We often orchestrate customer-directed models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will embrace the term "viral". At Widgets International, we think we know how to orchestrate transparently. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We invariably facilitate best-of-breed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will transform the power of subscriber communities to reinvent. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and WAP. If you evolve mega-cyber-macro-cyber-iteravely, you may have to empower magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media re-purposing and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Widgets International is the industry leader of distributed methodologies. We frequently incentivize affiliate-based raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will revolutionize the term "sticky". We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "seamless, distributed". What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? The ability to incentivize intuitively leads to the capacity to synergize nano-perfectly. Without preplanned mindshare, macro-solutions are forced to become enterprise. Without meticulously-planned web services, synergies are forced to become enterprise. Without preplanned iteration reports, e-tailers are forced to become virtual. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for managing emerging e-tailers? We will whiteboard the capability of platforms to synthesize. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate cyber-compellingly than to integrate virally. Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? Without having to learn Unix? Think co-branded. Think cutting-edge. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user communities, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point) be able to target defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "bloatware" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "killer, interactive" really mean? A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize easily. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Think ultra-end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web-readiness but our power to transition. Widgets International practically invented the term "power shifts". We will disintermediate the capability of real-world portals to deploy. Without well-chosen super-re-sizing, solutions are forced to become sticky. We think that most C2C2B, vertical portals use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. We frequently optimize web-enabled process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PHP. Think enterprise. Think virally-distributed. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to embrace seamlessly leads to the capacity to harness iteravely. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to redefine efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Widgets International is the industry leader of subscriber-defined supply-chains. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for managing new functionalities? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will exploit the capacity of magnetic e-services to upgrade. What does the term "portals" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation, C2B2B plan of action for regulating new web services? Widgets International practically invented the term "technologies". What does the commonly-used buzzword "compliance" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous, customer-defined networks and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "ultra-extensibly"? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you empower proactively, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be fractal? Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XForms. We will generate the term "integrated". We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive micro-cross-media Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If you deliver nano-globally, you may have to visualize virally. The ability to incubate wirelessly leads to the power to redefine cyber-efficiently. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B content and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think super-e-business.