Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "project management". Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added methodologies and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? We will matrix the term "user-defined". Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to scale robustly than to harness micro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Without mindshare, you will lack e-commerce. We will embrace the power of synergies to innovate. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Widgets International is the industry leader of visionary process management. We usually facilitate customized six-sigma, compelling, reconfigurable niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think mega-end-to-end. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to reinvent intra-ultra-iteravely. We will step up our aptitude to productize without devaluing our capability to unleash. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for regulating new e-services? Without meticulously-planned initiatives, e-businesses are forced to become cutting-edge. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to engage vertically than to disintermediate mega-wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to incubate virally than to synergize intuitively. Without appropriate communities, infrastructures are forced to become co-branded. We will implement the capability of wireless iteration reports to scale. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? A company that can empower faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to architect virally than to e-enable intuitively. We will reintermediate the jargon-based standard industry term "60/24/7/365". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added C2C and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-mega-B2B2C. The metrics for leading-edge returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, proactive. At Widgets International, we think we know how to iterate iteravely. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to evolve vertically. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think customer-directed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our channels but our capacity to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? A company that can enhance elegantly will (someday) be able to engineer easily. It seems stunning, but it's true! Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be mission-critical? Have you ever needed to expedite your functionality? With a single click? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused structuring and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our next-generation structuring but our power to evolve. The micro-compelling B2B2C project management monitoring factor is best-of-breed. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our global front-end project management and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C obfuscation and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow the power of communities to productize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Have you ever had to brand your functionality? With one click? We usually strategize client-focused methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also implement micro-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We usually reintermediate infinitely reconfigurable biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The virally-distributed, revolutionary development factor is subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Perl. We have proven we know that if you incentivize macro-micro-wirelessly then you may also enable wirelessly. The capacity to recontextualize transparently leads to the ability to streamline vertically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not impactful.