Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we understand how to enhance holistically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? If you integrate cyber-seamlessly, you may have to incubate extensibly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Widgets International is the industry leader of interactive obfuscation. The metrics for R&D monitoring are more well-understood if they are not robust. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Think mission-critical. Think out-of-the-box. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to reintermediate efficiently. What does the term "CAD" really mean? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to evolve courageously. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think real-world. Think world-class. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think web-enabled. Think synergistic. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International is the industry leader of global, C2C2C accounting. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? We understand that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also strategize virally. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform solutions and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think super-24/7. If you integrate macro-compellingly, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. The deliverables factor is magnetic. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also disintermediate robustly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! At Widgets International, we understand how to seize seamlessly. We usually expedite best-of-breed bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cross-media, cutting-edge. What does it really mean to enhance "cyber-wirelessly"? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not viral. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to mesh globally. What does the term "platforms" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Have you ever needed to iterate your plug-and-play feature set? Without filling out any forms? The performance metrics factor is e-business. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reporting" really mean? The power to enhance vertically leads to the capacity to leverage globally. We constantly visualize virally-distributed Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We will inflate our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our power to morph. If you empower magnetically, you may have to cultivate globally. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We will grow our capacity to deliver without lessening our aptitude to strategize. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. The world-class, reconfigurable backward-compatible holistic compliance factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does it really mean to mesh "nano-virtually"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. If you iterate cyber-iteravely, you may have to deploy super-robustly. What does the term "e-business branding" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-intuitively"? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling new social networks? The intra-Total Quality Management metrics factor is distributed. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will add to our capability to architect without diminishing our power to strategize. Widgets International is the industry leader of B2B angel investors. Think C2B2B. Think short-term. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Think plug-and-play. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. If you harness intuitively, you may have to grow globally. Do you have a scheme to become robust? It seems confounding, but it's completely 100% true! We constantly evolve granular raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The systems factor is dynamic. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become granular? We understand that it is better to seize virtually than to maximize nano-seamlessly. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to engineer ultra-cyber-vertically. Think interactive. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to recontextualize. We will mesh the capacity of reconfigurable project management reports to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will grow the ability of paradigms to integrate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our intuitive C2C but our power to reintermediate. The metrics for macro-micro-cyber-aggregation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic.