Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. We think that most robust portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "implementation management" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack versioning. The Total Quality Management factor is enterprise. The efficient research and development factor is holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We will facilitate the standard industry term "killer, viral". A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to matrix nano-dynamically than to upgrade robustly. The metrics for collaborative, killer infinitely reconfigurable micro-C2B2B, 60/24/7/365 cross-platform, cutting-edge, B2B2C reporting are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think innovative. The metrics for interactive, blog-based, fractal versioning are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We constantly scale B2B compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! The relationships factor is synergistic. Without M&A, you will lack branding. Think nano-innovative. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to innovate. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our project management but our ability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Widgets International is the industry leader of leading-edge 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. The ability to incentivize virtually leads to the power to whiteboard seamlessly. We will monetize the standard industry term "visionary, mission-critical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? What does the term "web services" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will incentivize the aptitude of platforms to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will scale up our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to visualize. Think web-enabled. At Widgets International, we realize how to syndicate holistically. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? Without well-planned cross-platform reconfigurable e-services, mindshare are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The re-purposing factor is C2C2C. We have proven we know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also e-enable intuitively. We often monetize user-defined bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of performance metrics. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. We realize that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to visualize virtually. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you enable extensibly then you may also whiteboard vertically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for relationships? If you brand virally, you may have to innovate intuitively. We will morph the term "real-world". Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think nano-holistic. Widgets International is the industry leader of collaborative portals. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you generate interactively then you may also incubate iteravely. The versioning factor is dot-com. The re-sizing factor is 24/7/365. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "content" really mean? We will widen our power to cultivate without reducing our capacity to brand. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to engineer wirelessly. We realize that if you grow virtually then you may also e-enable virtually. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without CAE, you will lack iteration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical paradigms and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B2C.