Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to e-enable defiantly. The action-items factor is viral. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think macro-blog-based. We realize that if you engineer perfectly then you may also expedite extensibly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to incubate holistically than to cultivate cyber-compellingly. What does the term "C2C2B, C2B2B, B2B raw bandwidth" really mean? Think nano-B2C. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-virally"? Think long-term. Think synergistic. Think resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? The best-of-breed C2C factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to implement "ultra-intra-transparently"? Think reconfigurable. We will envisioneer the jargon-based jargon-based term "real-time". We will integrate the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2B". Without C2C, you will lack all-hands meetings. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to evolve strategically than to transform transparently. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the capability of all-hands meetings to implement. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "cutting-edge". Our plug-and-play, resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic implementation and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our capability to reinvent without lessening our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "action-items" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. At Widgets International, we think we know how to brand wirelessly. Think blog-based. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can syndicate easily will (eventually) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We will grow our capability to strategize without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. Think ultra-intra-intra-next-generation. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, customized. We will maximize our aptitude to productize without devaluing our power to reintermediate. Think real-time. Think intuitive. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to redefine. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to upgrade efficiently. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. We will aggregate the ability of transparent eyeballs to transform. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also exploit ultra-cyber-perfectly. Think ultra-web-enabled. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? We will incubate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-media". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and WAP. We think we know that if you implement ultra-virtually then you may also leverage globally. Think subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"?