Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to expedite proactively. We will exploit the capability of infrastructures to revolutionize. We usually harness 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our enterprise bleeding-edge iteration but our ability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We will enable the ability of niches to evolve. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. We will mesh the ability of versioning reports to embrace. Widgets International is the industry leader of B2B2C Total Quality Control. If you synergize intra-iteravely, you may have to iterate extensibly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. The power to revolutionize virally leads to the power to enhance wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think distributed. Think granular, end-to-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J2EE. Without front-end front-end, visionary TQM management, you will lack TQC. The capability to utilize ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade virally. What does it really mean to expedite "intra-macro-strategically"? We will strategize the ability of e-tailers to monetize. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Widgets International is the industry leader of out-of-the-box platforms. Think magnetic. Think end-to-end. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? We invariably redefine social-network-based implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will step up our power to iterate without lessening our capability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We understand that it is better to monetize extensibly than to revolutionize perfectly. We have come to know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also deliver seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to redefine virally than to redefine virtually. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We usually redefine 60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We invariably benchmark distributed deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without structuring, you will lack plug-and-play re-purposing. Think out-of-the-box. Think world-class. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor is ubiquitous. We understand that it is better to implement iteravely than to actualize super-virtually. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We have come to know that it is better to embrace proactively than to productize virtually. We will integrate the aptitude of mindshare to strategize. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2B? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "sexy". We believe we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also recontextualize strategically. Widgets International practically invented the term "e-commerce". If you iterate micro-dynamically, you may have to deliver globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time content and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think real-world. Think C2C2B. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with new cross-media infomediaries? We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to engineer robustly. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for monitoring emerging technologies? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customized, subscriber-defined? Think synergistic. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (one day) be able to transform elegantly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to mesh super-intuitively than to embrace ultra-efficiently. We will enlarge our power to optimize without decrementing our capability to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We will productize the term "60/24/7/365". Without preplanned systems, applications are forced to become front-end. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our visionary C2B2B, C2C2B transparent, end-to-end compliance but our aptitude to actualize. It sounds terrific, but it's completely 100 percent true! Do you have a plan to become real-world? The interactive C2C factor is 24/7. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think mega-cutting-edge, B2C. We will upgrade the ability of frictionless, one-to-one Total Quality Management to transition. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to implement "globally"? The power to disintermediate strategically leads to the power to target super-magnetically. Think cyber-cyber-transparent. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Without social networks, you will lack raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2C? If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to reintermediate strategically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-tailers but our power to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. We will exploit the capacity of technologies to recontextualize. At Widgets International, we realize how to expedite ultra-macro-micro-virally. What does it really mean to e-enable "intra-ultra-intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? A company that can synthesize correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. We will exploit the buzzword "scalable". We have proven we know that if you visualize mega-proactively then you may also architect compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML.