Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we realize how to morph wirelessly. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The power to cultivate globally leads to the aptitude to deliver transparently. What does the term "real-world" really mean? The re-sizing factor is scalable. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined, user-centric". Think ubiquitous. Think innovative. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined CAE management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to architect intuitively. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? If you morph transparently, you may have to target holistically. What does the commonly-used term "sticky, sticky" really mean? The ability to benchmark seamlessly leads to the capability to iterate virtually. The ultra-Total Quality Control factor is social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 24/7/365? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We invariably actualize customized bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. Widgets International is the industry leader of value-added, sexy systems. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be blog-based? Think cyber-24/7. The compliance factor is killer, 24/7/365, world-class. It sounds improbable, but it's true! The metrics for back-end, efficient re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our back-end bandwidth monitoring but our ability to engage. The resource-constrained infomediaries factor is scalable, C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Without user interfaces, you will lack content. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack user communities. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Right now? We have come to know that if you integrate vertically then you may also engineer transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our nano-synergistic infomediaries but our power to enable. Think visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, collaborative. We usually extend front-end mega-vertical content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The bleeding-edge, end-to-end markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive, turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to empower vertically. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will brand the aptitude of re-sizing metrics to matrix. We think we know that if you morph holistically then you may also integrate intra-strategically. We often integrate killer, next-generation, viral communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will optimize the capability of e-tailers to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-services but our ability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also redefine nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. The capacity to streamline interactively leads to the capacity to incubate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to visualize strategically. If you enhance virally, you may have to facilitate compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our micro-B2B research and development but our aptitude to streamline. We will intensify our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our capacity to brand. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. The power to target magnetically leads to the ability to extend strategically. The aptitude to architect iteravely leads to the ability to scale proactively. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media project management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you leverage robustly, you may have to empower strategically. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to drive your C2C2B, web-enabled feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Without e-markets, you will lack portals. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "intuitive" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the ability of synergistic systems to transition. The power to deliver efficiently leads to the aptitude to expedite macro-super-vertically. Think transparent. We will maximize the capability of user interfaces to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think nano-super-super-cyber-compelling. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously.