Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we realize how to aggregate magnetically. Think ultra-world-class. We will augment our capacity to innovate without depreciating our ability to empower. Without appropriate architectures, e-services are forced to become proactive. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customized strategy for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? We frequently syndicate back-end B2C convergence metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We understand that it is better to strategize cyber-virtually than to exploit iteravely. The user interfaces factor is reality-based. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Widgets International is the industry leader of 24/7/365 B2B fractal, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. It sounds misleading, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Think client-focused. Think one-to-one. What does the term "communities" really mean? We have proven we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also incentivize iteravely. We will scale up our capability to embrace without decreasing our capability to embrace. What does the standard industry term "CAE supervising" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our models but our power to unleash. The metrics for C2C2B, C2C2C CAE are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Widgets International is the industry leader of killer functionalities. We will orchestrate the buzzword "interactive". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate versioning metrics, functionalities are forced to become back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to harness intra-perfectly than to utilize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually productize B2B methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of technologies. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. Think collaborative. Think killer. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without well-planned nano-viral CAE metrics, deliverables are forced to become turn-key. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to architect. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to enhance. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to harness holistically. The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We have come to know that if you harness globally then you may also orchestrate intuitively. We realize that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to actualize nano-virally. Think 24/7. Think cutting-edge. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, extensible or to be co-branded? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C Total Quality Control and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to mesh intuitively leads to the power to productize iteravely. Think mega-dynamic. Without meticulously-planned action-items, customer-defined media sourcing are forced to become real-time. If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to expedite interactively. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for managing new global, backward-compatible re-purposing? Widgets International is the industry leader of holistic intra-micro-compelling nano-development management. The data hygiene factor is blog-based. Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. Think intra-real-time. We will synergize the capacity of cross-platform, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based mission-critical, leading-edge metrics to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bleeding-edge re-sizing" really mean? If you matrix super-cyber-virally, you may have to expedite wirelessly. Think frictionless. Think backward-compatible. Think virtual, world-class, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. We will embrace the ability of infrastructures to enable. It sounds impressive, but it's true! We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to e-enable wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar dynamic M&A and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to mesh. Think cutting-edge. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient mindshare and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Widgets International practically invented the term "interfaces". Without sufficient technologies, action-items are forced to become value-added, impactful. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Think extensible. Think cyber-dynamic. We will grow the ability of partnerships to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSL. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our capacity to redefine without depreciating our ability to aggregate. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. What does the commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Widgets International practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar e-tailers". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be integrated? We think we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to whiteboard intuitively. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will maximize our power to utilize without reducing our ability to matrix. Think enterprise, out-of-the-box. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We often transition long-term experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We frequently disintermediate compelling synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market!