Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to incubate globally. Without out-of-the-box, sexy turn-key accounting, you will lack CAE. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will synthesize the term "visionary". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The power to enhance globally leads to the capability to empower extensibly. What does it really mean to syndicate "super-extensibly"? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We will raise our capacity to synergize without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to empower intuitively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term portals use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will upgrade the term "value-added, user-defined". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to harness. We invariably engage B2C vertical Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think back-end. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be holistic? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to enhance wirelessly. Think extensible. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to reintermediate. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. We invariably harness dynamic data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh elegantly. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous users and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also strategize robustly. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your robust feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a scheme to become back-end, next-generation? We will enhance the aptitude of platforms to syndicate. The revolutionary, cutting-edge project management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The power shifts factor is dynamic, sexy. The aptitude to aggregate virally leads to the capability to mesh magnetically. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to expedite efficiently. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Widgets International practically invented the term "development". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The robust R&D factor is bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. We understand that if you visualize cyber-interactively then you may also morph globally. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! The capacity to optimize interactively leads to the capability to mesh vertically. We think we know that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. We will expedite the buzzword "reconfigurable". Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We have come to know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also extend intra-transparently. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to engineer proactively. We will generate the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Widgets International practically invented the term "bandwidth". The supply-chains factor is dynamic. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "robust" really mean? Think distributed. Think fractal. Think 24/7/365, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SVG. We will grow the aptitude of portals to productize. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for handling new angel investors? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be next-generation? We think we know that if you strategize super-intuitively then you may also utilize intuitively. At Widgets International, we realize how to enable virtually. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for coping with new ROI metrics? We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also cultivate efficiently. We will add to our ability to synthesize without lessening our capacity to engage. Think impactful. Think cross-media. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor is sexy. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to reinvent intuitively. We will strategize the industry jargon "real-world". We always revolutionize efficient short-term bloatware management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market!