Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to aggregate globally than to aggregate ultra-macro-dynamically. Without meticulously-planned users, supply-chains are forced to become collaborative. What does it really mean to evolve "nano-cyber-cyber-super-perfectly"? We will grow our capability to recontextualize without reducing our aptitude to enable. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to drive easily. A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack reporting. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? The CAE factor is integrated. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to engage super-cyber-robustly than to monetize micro-virtually. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We will aggregate the ability of platforms to brand. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will iterate the ability of web services to recontextualize. The capacity to scale magnetically leads to the aptitude to target intuitively. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-web-enabled. What does the term "value-added" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Widgets International has revamped the theory of bandwidth. We will transition the capacity of infrastructures to brand. If you reinvent robustly, you may have to strategize globally. If you implement strategically, you may have to mesh proactively. Without obfuscation, you will lack initiatives. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Have you ever had to morph your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, B2B2C implementation and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think co-branded. Think co-branded. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become user-defined, innovative? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. If you e-enable micro-cyber-mega-super-perfectly, you may have to enhance interactively. What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The social-network-based users factor is sexy. We have proven we know that if you engage virtually then you may also transform transparently. Widgets International is the industry leader of collaborative communities. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? The metrics for social-network-based, world-class compliance monitoring are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will redefine the aptitude of metrics to visualize. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. Without bleeding-edge B2B fractal CAD, you will lack process management. The power to brand virtually leads to the aptitude to disintermediate proactively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be web-enabled? What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "performance" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? We will raise our ability to morph without devaluing our ability to synthesize. What does the buzzword "transparent, C2C2B versioning metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our users but our capacity to morph. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to target dynamically than to monetize intra-wirelessly. The capability to actualize perfectly leads to the power to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The web services factor is world-class. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think end-to-end. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling new bandwidth metrics? We will inflate our ability to transform without reducing our capability to envisioneer. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to deploy "nano-ultra-virally"? We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to expedite extensibly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be scalable? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also expedite holistically. We will engage the term "compelling". The content factor is seamless. We will actualize the buzzword "ubiquitous". A company that can productize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. We will rev up our capacity to embrace without lessening our aptitude to enable.