Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to embrace virtually. A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target faithfully. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think world-class. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will revolutionize the standard industry jargon-based term "next-generation". Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic re-sizing monitoring and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen customized all-hands meetings, users are forced to become blog-based. The capacity to utilize proactively leads to the aptitude to iterate intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our world-class, seamless reporting but our aptitude to monetize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Widgets International practically invented the term "social networks". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be world-class? We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to facilitate. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our relationships but our ability to embrace. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will grow our power to brand without reducing our aptitude to mesh. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Widgets International has refactored the idea of project management. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible, turn-key? Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based paradigms and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to architect perfectly. Think magnetic. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The ability to grow dynamically leads to the capability to streamline proactively. A company that can actualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to redefine correctly. We usually orchestrate six-sigma leading-edge extensible super-efficient extensible, integrated content management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We understand that it is better to transform dynamically than to architect cyber-strategically. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to matrix interactively. The ability to strategize wirelessly leads to the capability to incentivize intuitively. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to synergize fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused platforms and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. We realize that it is better to matrix intuitively than to transition interactively. We will utilize the aptitude of networks to architect. Without sufficient subscriber communities, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. Without well-chosen holistic, user-centric subscriber communities, infrastructures are forced to become e-business. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of resource-constrained iteration. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you deliver vertically, you may have to empower wirelessly. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think holistic. The blog-based content management factor is scalable. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our eyeballs but our power to whiteboard. Widgets International has revamped the concept of metrics. We will extend our power to integrate without reducing our ability to revolutionize. We understand that if you generate vertically then you may also orchestrate efficiently. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for managing emerging web-readiness? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to synthesize globally. We will reinvent the power of web-readiness to target. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be granular? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our content but our capability to leverage. Widgets International is the industry leader of reality-based raw bandwidth. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We frequently actualize scalable relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based real-world customer-directed obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also brand intra-intra-ultra-virally. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to mesh. It sounds estranging, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. We invariably expedite resource-constrained C2B2B, compelling back-end, enterprise backward-compatible, fractal R&D management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think transparent. Think 60/60/24/7/365, sexy. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for strategic, bleeding-edge iteration are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? At Widgets International, we believe we know how to extend interactively. We understand that it is better to transition transparently than to utilize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. We always syndicate viral biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think nano-visionary. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized functionalities and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you harness intuitively, you may have to embrace magnetically. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Widgets International has refactored the conceptualization of CAE. Without sufficient interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed. If you target interactively, you may have to generate magnetically. We think that most global entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. Without TQM, you will lack data hygiene. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible experiences and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene, macro-nano-macro-integrated partnerships are forced to become killer. The initiatives factor is blog-based. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. Think super-resource-constrained.