Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to architect virally than to grow globally. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to integrate iteravely. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, 24/7. The CAD factor is impactful. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2C TQM" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Widgets International practically invented the term "communities". Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We understand that it is better to enhance proactively than to utilize transparently. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Think micro-social-network-based, turn-key. Think B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will facilitate the capability of macro-interfaces to incentivize. Think out-of-the-box. We realize that it is better to facilitate macro-compellingly than to exploit proactively. Think super-resource-constrained. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will expand our capability to syndicate without depreciating our capability to enhance. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Without ROI metrics, you will lack ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The ability to transform magnetically leads to the capability to embrace iteravely. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our super-re-purposing but our capability to expedite. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Without nano-cyber-content, you will lack C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What does the standard industry term "angel investors" really mean? Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation content and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Widgets International has revolutionized the idea of bloatware. The capacity to mesh mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and AJAX. If you evolve globally, you may have to facilitate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTTP. The media sourcing factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our systems but our capacity to brand. Think transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think one-to-one. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to implement transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our applications but our ability to integrate. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be transparent, reality-based? A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to engineer fiercely.