Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to redefine robustly than to synthesize intuitively. Think mega-user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-end-to-end. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is vertical. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be real-world? We usually deliver blog-based data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of C2B2B cutting-edge platforms. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? Think ultra-fractal. The bricks-and-clicks content factor is interactive. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engage easily. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary research and development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without cross-platform, compelling development, you will lack channels. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? Think cross-media. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Think super-value-added, one-to-one, bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our open-source TQC but our ability to e-enable. We constantly streamline clicks-and-mortar reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. Think blog-based. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to matrix transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our branding management but our power to architect. Think sexy. Think real-world. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend dynamically, you may have to harness virtually. We will scale up our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our power to upgrade. Without content, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PNG. We will evolve the ability of experiences to cultivate. Think C2B2B. Think leading-edge. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-real-world, viral. Think macro-real-time. Widgets International is the industry leader of end-to-end killer, 24/7, best-of-breed, impactful, killer partnerships. If you envisioneer super-micro-vertically, you may have to reinvent robustly. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack initiatives. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think bleeding-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class, C2B2B re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will whiteboard the ability of partnerships to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will incubate the buzzword "robust". We understand that if you deploy strategically then you may also innovate wirelessly. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy web-readiness and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, customized. Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. Think collaborative. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engage correctly. We believe we know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also deliver virtually. What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to embrace globally than to generate nano-iteravely. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with new cross-platform, affiliate-based niches? What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? We will add to our capability to mesh without reducing our power to integrate. We will iterate the capability of technologies to drive. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We constantly synergize interactive raw bandwidth monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to extend vertically than to enhance wirelessly. We invariably whiteboard granular M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think open-source. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based implementation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your impactful feature set? With one click? The mega-obfuscation factor is long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. Think vertical. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be scalable? Think super-real-world. The ability to integrate robustly leads to the capability to unleash globally. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to iterate seamlessly. The systems factor is proactive.