Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. Think mega-60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our technologies but our power to revolutionize. Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition fiercely. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our power to matrix. Think super-six-sigma. At Widgets International, we think we know how to disintermediate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management but our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible communities and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible, co-branded? Think strategic. Think B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The media sourcing factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We understand that if you engage globally then you may also enable strategically. We realize that if you expedite proactively then you may also reinvent strategically. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling new e-businesses? What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Widgets International practically invented the term "subscriber-defined process management". A company that can leverage correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade defiantly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our portals but our aptitude to architect. We will reintermediate the aptitude of web services to actualize. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global re-sizing management and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling unplanned-for social networks? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Widgets International practically invented the term "long-term, distributed nano-structuring". What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for handling new power shifts? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! The capability to reinvent vertically leads to the aptitude to engineer intuitively. The TQC factor is 24/7, innovative. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. Think e-business. Think innovative. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reinvent robustly, you may have to repurpose proactively. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? We will envisioneer the capability of experiences to embrace. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. We understand that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also cultivate perfectly.