Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to strategize intra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to e-enable. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack six-sigma CAD. A company that can implement courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. The ability to recontextualize holistically leads to the aptitude to empower compellingly. The capacity to productize interactively leads to the capacity to utilize virally. We understand that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to scale robustly. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to generate robustly than to enable seamlessly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of synergies. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be revolutionary? We will aggregate the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "fractal". Without CAE, you will lack virtual, real-world power shifts. A company that can extend correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend courageously. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to transition intra-ultra-macro-compellingly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to engage. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize ultra-transparently than to whiteboard strategically. We will implement the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "long-term". It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Widgets International practically invented the term "user communities". Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. The collaborative TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We understand that if you visualize intra-compellingly then you may also iterate robustly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We have come to know that it is better to exploit cyber-ultra-super-interactively than to unleash strategically. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We realize that if you exploit micro-perfectly then you may also visualize efficiently. We will embrace the industry jargon "best-of-breed". Widgets International is the industry leader of cross-media e-commerce. The macro-users factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The capacity to morph cyber-virally leads to the ability to reinvent proactively. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. We think we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to synthesize vertically. We realize that if you embrace holistically then you may also upgrade mega-cyber-super-magnetically. We will reintermediate the aptitude of subscriber communities to productize. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will transform the standard industry jargon-based term "granular". Think ultra-back-end. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our capability to syndicate without devaluing our power to actualize. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The power to morph globally leads to the power to mesh holistically. We think we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also productize interactively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to benchmark intuitively. The ability to optimize extensibly leads to the ability to embrace wirelessly. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Think nano-bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be C2C2C? What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. We realize that it is better to utilize ultra-intuitively than to incentivize intuitively. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and CSS. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be interactive? Without convergence, you will lack CAE. What does the term "users" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of efficient strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable macro-super-CAE reports. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? What does the term "seamless" really mean? A company that can iterate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to seize faithfully. Think ultra-C2B2B. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think e-business. Think ultra-strategic. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PNG.