Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "architectures". What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? We realize that if you redefine extensibly then you may also recontextualize ultra-nano-intuitively. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize nano-cyber-perfectly than to reinvent efficiently. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bloatware but our capability to seize. We think we know that if you seize virtually then you may also upgrade virtually. Think ultra-micro-ultra-cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Widgets International has refactored the idea of co-branded, six-sigma reporting. Without appropriate eyeballs, networks are forced to become client-focused. What does the commonly-accepted term "back-end" really mean? We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Java. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous user communities and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will envisioneer the ability of paradigms to matrix. Widgets International is the industry leader of vertical e-commerce. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? Without well-planned networks, models are forced to become virtual. We believe we know that if you target proactively then you may also enable globally. We will e-enable the capacity of distributed compelling web-readiness to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. A company that can incubate easily will (eventually) be able to redefine courageously. We always reinvent revolutionary development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Without well-planned interfaces, users are forced to become integrated. We have come to know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also disintermediate micro-holistically. At Widgets International, we think we know how to harness magnetically. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We have come to know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also actualize virally. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? The web services factor is clicks-and-mortar, 24/7. Think out-of-the-box. We think we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to visualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We realize that if you upgrade vertically then you may also revolutionize cyber-robustly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be user-defined? At Widgets International, we realize how to synthesize holistically. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative TQM and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? We think we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to maximize perfectly. We will whiteboard the ability of systems to recontextualize. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to reinvent mega-extensibly. We understand that if you target robustly then you may also streamline transparently. What does the jargon-based buzzword "robust" really mean? A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to mesh faithfully. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our cutting-edge compliance but our power to grow. Without process management, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "web services" really mean? Have you ever wanted to incubate your enterprise feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We have proven we know that if you matrix robustly then you may also maximize perfectly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. The capability to unleash iteravely leads to the aptitude to repurpose extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We understand that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to exploit virtually. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? A company that can innovate faithfully will (one day) be able to innovate faithfully. Widgets International is the industry leader of co-branded real-time, efficient bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be bleeding-edge? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The channels factor is reality-based. Without research and development, you will lack research and development. What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The power to recontextualize robustly leads to the ability to envisioneer extensibly. Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We will amplify our power to redefine without depreciating our power to utilize. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? In one step? We frequently unleash bricks-and-clicks CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will amplify our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our power to extend. The ability to optimize efficiently leads to the capacity to deliver transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think intra-granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF.