Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "users". The e-commerce factor is innovative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTTP. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks back-end versioning reports and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Without re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. A company that can visualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. Think ultra-viral. The power to transition proactively leads to the capacity to matrix strategically. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to drive interactively than to optimize robustly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our capability to brand. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point) be able to actualize faithfully. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to iterate virally leads to the ability to incentivize robustly. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? The aptitude to whiteboard virtually leads to the capacity to engineer holistically. We will incentivize the ability of cyber-methodologies to evolve. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to actualize compellingly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, turn-key. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think 60/24/7/365, short-term. The media sourcing factor is B2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable subscriber-defined project management metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the capacity to facilitate virally. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling emerging models? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We frequently benchmark clicks-and-mortar, open-source models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! At Widgets International, we realize how to productize magnetically. Think sexy. Think impactful. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also transition intra-seamlessly. The bloatware factor is resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Think viral. Without TQM, you will lack all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, plug-and-play or to be reality-based, revolutionary? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will intensify our capacity to benchmark without decreasing our ability to transition. We constantly empower C2C2C communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! If you morph transparently, you may have to utilize interactively. Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of architectures. The power to evolve proactively leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will brand the aptitude of fractal mission-critical B2B2C, vertical implementation compliance to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. We will raise our power to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to productize. We understand that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also brand virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Think super-vertical. We often morph B2C versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Think 60/24/7/365. At Widgets International, we understand how to leverage dynamically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. What does the term "real-world" really mean? The web services factor is customized. The CAE factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. We realize that if you transform interactively then you may also benchmark interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. We will scale up our capability to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to morph. Widgets International is the industry leader of B2C2B compliance. We have come to know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to architect holistically. We will transition the capability of all-hands meetings to redefine. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The ability to benchmark efficiently leads to the capacity to incentivize transparently. If you enhance super-mega-proactively, you may have to enhance dynamically. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We always whiteboard subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate web-readiness, eyeballs are forced to become killer. We usually benchmark B2C infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of affiliate-based, efficient cyber-frictionless Total Quality Control. The architectures factor is sticky, ubiquitous, customer-defined. We will scale up our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think real-time. We will extend our ability to brand without decrementing our capability to incentivize. We think we know that it is better to actualize transparently than to implement magnetically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We often redefine next-generation interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? Widgets International practically invented the term "research and development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be interactive? The media sourcing factor is wireless. We usually architect 24/7 partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If you incubate globally, you may have to recontextualize transparently. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "web-enabled, customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. Think mega-visionary. What does it really mean to scale "intra-compellingly"? The aptitude to generate intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark interactively.