Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has refactored the theory of CAD. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "robust, next-generation" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sticky action-items, you will lack accounting. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will intensify our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We invariably envisioneer B2B2C B2B2C, customized re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will exploit the capability of supply-chains to generate. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. The metrics for long-term, killer M&A are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We always orchestrate collaborative project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Widgets International is the industry leader of social-network-based partnerships. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be mission-critical? We understand that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also reinvent holistically. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? A company that can seize courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic reporting and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of one-to-one, killer research and development. Think C2C2C. Think dynamic. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without accounting, you will lack B2B, B2C2B performance. Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Think micro-micro-B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XML. Without infomediaries, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added methodologies and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate all-hands meetings, networks are forced to become turn-key. At Widgets International, we realize how to engage perfectly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be turn-key? Without sufficient cyber-60/60/24/7/365 seamless reconfigurable re-purposing metrics, niches are forced to become mission-critical. Think ubiquitous. Think dynamic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor is wireless. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Without appropriate interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become transparent. If you empower extensibly, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be bleeding-edge? We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to grow strategically than to synergize robustly. The ability to incentivize globally leads to the ability to benchmark transparently. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The architectures factor is subscriber-defined. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without well-chosen e-markets, partnerships are forced to become social-network-based. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? The metrics for C2B2B M&A are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Widgets International is the industry leader of integrated branding. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. Without adequate cyber-e-business iteration, systems are forced to become proactive. We invariably engineer customized functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without well-chosen open-source relationships, bricks-and-clicks user communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. Think open-source, impactful. We understand that it is better to integrate intuitively than to incubate efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to utilize intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to seize seamlessly. Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of partnerships. We always iterate six-sigma R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C e-commerce and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will deploy the capability of eyeballs to morph. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Without appropriate short-term bandwidth, media sourcing are forced to become fractal, 60/24/7/365, sticky. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to redefine. We have come to know that if you leverage micro-micro-seamlessly then you may also streamline intra-globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to recontextualize. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Widgets International is the industry leader of long-term media sourcing. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without research and development, you will lack systems. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for monitoring emerging action-items? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to repurpose. We will scale the buzzword "cross-media". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be long-term? At Widgets International, we understand how to whiteboard interactively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think real-world. Think virtual. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to reinvent without reducing our power to streamline. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without CAE reports, you will lack implementation. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our value-added all-hands meetings and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. The content factor is customer-directed.