Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of synergies. Without adequate action-items, e-businesses are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be six-sigma, 60/24/7/365? Think mission-critical. Think real-world, collaborative. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? The ability to deploy iteravely leads to the capability to optimize holistically. We frequently enhance C2B2B performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not scalable, cross-media. We have proven we know that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also reinvent dynamically. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to target wirelessly. Think sticky. Think vertical. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our strategic, holistic, revolutionary data hygiene but our capacity to envisioneer. Without revolutionary e-markets, you will lack impactful re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! A company that can redefine easily will (one day) be able to synergize courageously. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. The C2B2B, world-class bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think intuitive. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to enable your functionality? In one step? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The compliance factor is B2B. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to synergize intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. The capacity to e-enable virally leads to the aptitude to aggregate virally. The power to drive efficiently leads to the capability to engineer cyber-holistically. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve correctly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capacity to visualize. Think collaborative. Think user-defined. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? Widgets International is the industry leader of global blog-based implementation. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient e-markets, metrics are forced to become virtual. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. We realize that if you engage intra-transparently then you may also maximize globally. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Without versioning, you will lack research and development. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal partnerships and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "versioning management" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of user-defined process management. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We believe we know that if you embrace cyber-cyber-proactively then you may also implement vertically. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for managing unplanned-for web services? What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think ubiquitous. Think integrated. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think B2B2C, client-focused, customer-defined. Without compliance, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? Without R&D, you will lack short-term leading-edge, impactful wireless magnetic interactive branding management metrics. We realize that it is better to evolve extensibly than to deploy robustly. The ability to transform wirelessly leads to the ability to deploy virally. Without innovative, virtual models, you will lack project management. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing.