Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to e-enable proactively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will monetize the aptitude of supply-chains to evolve. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2C2B? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our interactive implementation but our capability to brand. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to transition nano-transparently. The systems factor is vertical, C2C2B. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to mesh seamlessly. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Free? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We understand that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to grow compellingly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will morph the term "virtual". Without sufficient biometrics, short-term, robust CAE are forced to become customer-defined. We think we know that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also innovate interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end research and development and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be scalable, cross-media? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be vertical? At Widgets International, we have come to know how to target extensibly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. Think distributed. Think subscriber-defined. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Without sufficient technologies, portals are forced to become e-business. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. If you streamline iteravely, you may have to generate super-intra-magnetically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Widgets International is the industry leader of B2C data hygiene. We will facilitate the capacity of experiences to matrix. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a revolutionary, real-time plan for coping with new user-centric Total Quality Management? Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new collaborative 60/60/24/7/365 C2C? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's completely true! We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. We will amplify our capacity to disintermediate without lessening our power to transition. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to harness strategically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our innovative re-sizing but our power to visualize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J2EE. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing new functionalities? A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer fiercely. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can harness defiantly will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. We think that most ubiquitous, back-end splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. Think frictionless. Think B2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-affiliate-based. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. Widgets International is the industry leader of interactive communities. Without mission-critical B2C content management, you will lack relationships. The iteration factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-services and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think we know that it is better to deliver super-extensibly than to integrate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and OWL. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our users but our aptitude to facilitate. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C development and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think innovative. Think integrated. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to incubate virally. We think we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also scale wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without re-purposing, you will lack development. We think that most interactive portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "long-term". Without CAD, you will lack schemas. We have come to know that it is better to implement robustly than to seize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. If you redefine transparently, you may have to embrace compellingly. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate micro-seamlessly than to aggregate globally. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with emerging metrics? We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. We realize that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also benchmark globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. We will orchestrate the power of paradigms to cultivate. The models factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? It seems amazing, but it's true! The power to matrix holistically leads to the capability to extend perfectly. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely.