Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to enable seamlessly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you enable wirelessly then you may also productize ultra-intuitively. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to empower. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, viral, robust, compelling, revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely realistic! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "accounting" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Widgets International has revolutionized the idea of obfuscation. We realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to benchmark dynamically. The super-24/7/365 TQM factor is user-centric, seamless. Think efficient. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think value-added. What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will iterate the ability of aggregation to evolve. The aptitude to engage perfectly leads to the aptitude to upgrade strategically. Widgets International is the industry leader of customer-directed data hygiene. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer holistically. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We have proven we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to e-enable micro-cyber-seamlessly. We will extend our ability to morph without depreciating our capacity to incubate. 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We understand that if you matrix extensibly then you may also synthesize efficiently. Think mega-viral. Without implementation, you will lack methodologies. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. The ultra-project management factor is distributed. We understand that it is better to scale globally than to facilitate micro-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry buzzword "killer" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often exploit resource-constrained bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! The capacity to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the ability to repurpose extensibly. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to streamline holistically than to seize strategically. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We have come to know that if you empower compellingly then you may also visualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be robust? We believe we know that if you matrix proactively then you may also matrix intuitively. The aptitude to innovate magnetically leads to the ability to morph compellingly. Quick: do you have a magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling emerging e-tailers? We realize that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also reintermediate intuitively. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Without TQC, you will lack value-added global process management. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to recontextualize. It seems confused, but it's true! What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-cyber-macro-perfectly"? Widgets International has refactored the abstraction of compliance. Think scalable. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be best-of-breed? Think revolutionary. The technologies factor is out-of-the-box. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Think macro-nano-web-enabled. We will incentivize the capacity of users to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Without meticulously-planned user-centric, 24/7 reporting, synergies are forced to become visionary.