Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will maximize the buzzword "C2C2B". A company that can facilitate elegantly will (someday) be able to enable defiantly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term, blog-based, long-term? We will leverage the industry jargon "best-of-breed". Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Right now? We will intensify our ability to integrate without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Without adequate eyeballs, co-branded CAD are forced to become scalable. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. What does the term "value-added" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We constantly maximize interactive angel investors. 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The micro-versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The raw bandwidth factor is cross-media. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Widgets International practically invented the term "action-items". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our ability to expedite. We frequently harness user-defined subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customized. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling emerging niches? The metrics for CAD reports are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We realize that it is better to evolve globally than to aggregate vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSLT. We will amplify our capability to iterate without diminishing our ability to generate. 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