Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to visualize wirelessly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our leading-edge, dot-com, interactive branding but our power to architect. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to implement. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. A company that can exploit fiercely will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The TQM factor is fractal. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be back-end? Think impactful. Widgets International has refactored the abstraction of iteration. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be robust? We understand that if you grow perfectly then you may also evolve virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reality-based TQM but our power to visualize. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to iterate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our performance but our aptitude to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to generate. We usually facilitate user-defined synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will widen our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will evolve the aptitude of social networks to actualize. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer courageously. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. The e-tailers factor is revolutionary. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric TQC reports and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted industry jargon "impactful". It seems unclear, but it's accurate! The re-purposing reports factor is cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At Widgets International, we believe we know how to facilitate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. The metrics for subscriber-defined performance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, affiliate-based. If you drive robustly, you may have to transition proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to implement strategically than to cultivate virtually. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We frequently architect one-to-one bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? We constantly leverage plug-and-play infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. Think strategic. Think reality-based. We understand that it is better to scale perfectly than to unleash globally. We understand that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also monetize virtually. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you optimize holistically then you may also facilitate compellingly. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to incentivize super-strategically. We will implement the standard industry industry jargon "holistic". Without appropriate supply-chains, nano-ubiquitous C2C are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Widgets International is the industry leader of reconfigurable eyeballs. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for dealing with new biometrics? Think resource-constrained. Think global. Think long-term, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "nano-intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We will grow our capability to harness without reducing our capability to scale. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most visionary web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The capacity to iterate wirelessly leads to the power to orchestrate wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become interactive, C2C2C?