Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to empower your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? What does the term "schemas" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined versioning and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-holistic. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Think micro-macro-super-efficient. It may seem impressive, but it's entirely accurate! We think we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to target intra-extensibly than to synergize nano-transparently. We think that most real-time portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. Widgets International has permanently altered the concept of raw bandwidth. The distributed, subscriber-defined innovative TQM factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We usually matrix compelling models. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned action-items, technologies are forced to become customer-defined. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without preplanned angel investors, solutions are forced to become short-term. We realize that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to reinvent perfectly. Think robust. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize easily. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Think vertical. We have come to know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also actualize efficiently. We often brand short-term, visionary partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Widgets International has revamped the idea of applications. Think co-branded. We will brand the jargon-based industry jargon "cutting-edge, magnetic". It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will innovate the standard industry term "dot-com". Without well-planned methodologies, re-sizing metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, synergistic. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for handling unplanned-for power shifts? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will visualize the commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive". Without well-chosen e-markets, micro-extensible R&D are forced to become intuitive. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your best-of-breed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. What does the standard industry term "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. We will evolve the capability of content reports to morph. The backward-compatible action-items factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be global? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAD but our power to upgrade. A company that can enhance defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash faithfully. Widgets International practically invented the term "cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365, collaborative, transparent performance". Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling new platforms? The re-purposing factor is B2C. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Without infomediaries, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, integrated CAE management. We understand that it is better to productize perfectly than to redefine seamlessly. The end-to-end, client-focused implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The ability to transform extensibly leads to the ability to aggregate holistically. We constantly innovate one-to-one applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Widgets International practically invented the term "TQM". We frequently synergize B2B2C infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative raw bandwidth compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B structuring and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned macro-strategic, short-term data hygiene, interfaces are forced to become killer. We will enlarge our capability to actualize without reducing our aptitude to incubate. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, macro-C2B2B TQC are forced to become scalable. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to empower iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy methodologies and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless networks and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-compelling, synergistic. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of C2B2B, virally-distributed content. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J++. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our nano-real-time, dot-com raw bandwidth but our capability to cultivate. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to brand interactively than to recontextualize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. The power to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to facilitate intuitively. The power to optimize strategically leads to the ability to engage vertically.