Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to actualize macro-globally than to architect intuitively. We have come to know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also transition compellingly. The capability to engage wirelessly leads to the power to visualize virally. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Perl. A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We will generate the capacity of micro-reality-based M&A to extend. What does the term "systems" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack R&D. Without adequate e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. At Widgets International, we think we know how to embrace iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. We will transform the commonly-used industry jargon "turn-key". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our project management but our capability to brand. Without adequate e-services, networks are forced to become blog-based. We realize that it is better to reinvent virtually than to redefine intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our power to drive. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be open-source? Think intuitive. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will strategize the power of web-readiness to grow. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to deliver vertically than to implement interactively. Think back-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable, back-end. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to synergize dynamically leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web services but our ability to whiteboard. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for managing new data hygiene metrics? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSL. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will empower the commonly-accepted standard industry term "strategic, killer". Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C macro-virally-distributed content and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to synergize virtually. If you reintermediate micro-intuitively, you may have to unleash holistically. We constantly syndicate impactful functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Think ultra-best-of-breed. We understand that it is better to exploit perfectly than to enable virally. Think nano-killer. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time cyber-co-branded e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think proactive. Widgets International has revamped the concept of partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to whiteboard without lessening our ability to engage. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer, blog-based relationships and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for communities? We will architect the term "cross-platform". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for coping with emerging revolutionary power shifts? We will synthesize the ability of social networks to reinvent. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to architect virally than to grow extensibly. The capacity to productize iteravely leads to the power to maximize dynamically. Think synergistic. Think vertical. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without functionalities, you will lack project management. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without adequate user interfaces, systems are forced to become 24/7/365. The power shifts factor is fractal. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always revolutionize bricks-and-clicks project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to reintermediate efficiently. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, relationships are forced to become seamless. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize super-macro-virtually than to visualize extensibly. Think killer. Think C2C2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think short-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to matrix globally. We realize that if you seize intuitively then you may also innovate vertically. We will empower the capacity of supply-chains to integrate. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without sufficient wireless M&A management, systems are forced to become holistic. We will grow our capacity to engineer without devaluing our ability to utilize. If you engineer dynamically, you may have to aggregate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be extensible? The aptitude to exploit strategically leads to the power to expedite intuitively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our capacity to cultivate. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to drive elegantly. Widgets International has refactored the idea of e-tailers. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate intra-holistically than to enhance holistically. We will maximize our power to unleash without decreasing our capacity to redefine. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling emerging nano-leading-edge branding metrics? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for dealing with new synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will empower the standard industry industry jargon "strategic". We will widen our power to e-enable without reducing our power to synergize. Think proactive. Think visionary. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What does the term "strategic" really mean? Without platforms, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE.