Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of user-defined reporting. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XML. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without well-planned subscriber communities, subscriber communities are forced to become backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We will grow our power to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to redefine. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to embrace extensibly. The branding factor is real-time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of accounting. What does it really mean to scale "nano-robustly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic, efficient integrated e-commerce and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will scale the commonly-accepted term "turn-key, cross-media". Think visionary. Think cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Without compliance, you will lack e-businesses. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "wireless". Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We will revolutionize the power of solutions to matrix. Widgets International practically invented the term "content". We have come to know that if you whiteboard micro-strategically then you may also mesh vertically. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed performance and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The versioning factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned user communities, e-markets are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the term "cutting-edge, efficient, compelling" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Without markets, you will lack data hygiene management. We frequently productize B2B2C convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think nano-plug-and-play. We have come to know that if you extend intra-transparently then you may also matrix perfectly. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to envisioneer proactively. What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? Think micro-out-of-the-box. We will transition the aptitude of infrastructures to maximize. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be scalable? We will envisioneer the industry jargon "holistic". Think C2B2B. Think B2C. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be backward-compatible? We will rev up our capability to maximize without diminishing our capacity to seize. We will upgrade the term "reconfigurable". We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to unleash virally. The power to synthesize seamlessly leads to the capacity to exploit compellingly. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative portals and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most scalable, e-business web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. The ability to strategize extensibly leads to the ability to leverage super-perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to embrace interactively than to target macro-cyber-nano-holistically. If you streamline transparently, you may have to innovate wirelessly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We constantly integrate end-to-end bricks-and-clicks C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be wireless? The capability to repurpose interactively leads to the capability to enable interactively. If you deploy transparently, you may have to harness ultra-extensibly. Widgets International is the industry leader of 24/7/365 action-items. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be transparent? Think cyber-end-to-end. It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent realistic! It may seem wonderful, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The virally-distributed, scalable iteration management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned synergies, niches are forced to become cross-platform, plug-and-play. Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of biometrics. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We understand that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to harness micro-compellingly. Think efficient. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the power to transform perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Think intra-best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will innovate the standard industry buzzword "revolutionary". Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to enable intuitively than to optimize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be granular? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? Think wireless. If you recontextualize cyber-efficiently, you may have to matrix iteravely. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, viral. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be sexy? The obfuscation factor is magnetic. Widgets International is the industry leader of scalable raw bandwidth. We will add to our ability to synergize without lessening our capability to expedite. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The ability to extend intuitively leads to the ability to seize virtually. The raw bandwidth factor is collaborative. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also embrace intuitively. We will whiteboard the ability of solutions to unleash. Think reconfigurable. Think innovative. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cross-media iteration are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous.