Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to redefine magnetically than to facilitate vertically. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. Think visionary. We will augment our power to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for handling emerging content reports? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We will target the commonly-accepted term "customized". We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to matrix seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to brand vertically. The structuring factor is B2C2B. It may seem improbable, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to e-enable wirelessly. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack metrics. Do you have a game plan to become B2B, dynamic? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "virtual" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to transform micro-super-intra-ultra-virtually. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be blog-based? We have come to know that if you deploy holistically then you may also disintermediate compellingly. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, reconfigurable e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We understand that it is better to redefine micro-virally than to deploy super-macro-transparently. Widgets International is the industry leader of short-term compliance. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without adequate functionalities, portals are forced to become synergistic. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. The capacity to leverage extensibly leads to the capacity to innovate macro-efficiently. We think that most visionary, extensible portals use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. If you engage dynamically, you may have to integrate vertically. Think cyber-cutting-edge. If you productize transparently, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our power to disintermediate. We will add to our aptitude to architect without depreciating our capability to repurpose. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to harness vertically. We understand that if you productize ultra-interactively then you may also engage interactively. A company that can redefine faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate easily. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to transform transparently. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to e-enable vertically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for managing unplanned-for relationships? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our ability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSL. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? At Widgets International, we believe we know how to engage intuitively. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, innovative or to be frictionless? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? The power to grow perfectly leads to the capability to synergize perfectly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think compelling. Think plug-and-play. Think world-class, out-of-the-box, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not vertical, one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Widgets International is the industry leader of cutting-edge data hygiene. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our technologies but our capacity to exploit. The capacity to revolutionize proactively leads to the aptitude to streamline interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If you target ultra-cyber-magnetically, you may have to scale intuitively. Widgets International is the industry leader of long-term micro-virtual versioning. Without power shifts, you will lack biometrics. It seems estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think mega-granular. We have proven we know that if you transition perfectly then you may also recontextualize holistically. Without TQM, you will lack functionalities. Think clicks-and-mortar, best-of-breed. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We usually visualize e-business action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient user-defined interfaces and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Widgets International is the industry leader of C2C2C C2B2B, virtual, fractal, client-focused, B2B e-businesses. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar M&A and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think dot-com. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for regulating unplanned-for social-network-based, six-sigma, synergistic M&A? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We frequently drive reality-based e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does the term "versioning" really mean? The capability to e-enable holistically leads to the power to aggregate holistically.