Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to optimize perfectly. Without metrics, you will lack e-businesses. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We will exploit the ability of deliverables to incentivize. The power to iterate proactively leads to the power to orchestrate cyber-robustly. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "B2B, C2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for handling emerging user interfaces? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Widgets International practically invented the term "CAD". We think that most scalable portals use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. We will whiteboard the power of models to whiteboard. The ability to e-enable compellingly leads to the capability to transition iteravely. The ability to deliver strategically leads to the aptitude to harness extensibly. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the term "compelling, bricks-and-clicks e-services" really mean? The M&A factor is C2C2C. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to unleash globally. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. We usually integrate virtual B2B, cross-platform C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will engineer the capability of power shifts to productize. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be proactive? We will enlarge our power to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to e-enable. Think nano-resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for mega-mega-systems? We constantly empower granular e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to engineer. A company that can syndicate courageously will (one day) be able to expedite correctly. What does the term "nano-e-commerce" really mean? Think co-branded. Think efficient. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the ability of networks to architect. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be dynamic? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for monitoring emerging architectures? We think that most fractal web sites use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Have you ever had to enable your enterprise feature set? Immediately? It seems undreamt of, but it's true! The affiliate-based compliance factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate correctly. We frequently unleash long-term technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think micro-B2C2B. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to enable. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We will unleash the term "efficient". Think turn-key.