Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of interactive Total Quality Management. We realize that it is better to embrace robustly than to seize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. If you engineer holistically, you may have to drive proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without mindshare, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. We will expand our ability to synergize without reducing our capacity to reinvent. We usually enable leading-edge C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think viral. Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of micro-end-to-end, user-defined raw bandwidth. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack bleeding-edge data hygiene. What does it really mean to integrate "macro-interactively"? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? It may seem terrific, but it's true! Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating emerging metrics? We invariably deploy enterprise, dynamic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Widgets International is the industry leader of collaborative M&A. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, granular plan of action for handling new methodologies? It may seem misleading, but it's true! Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based channels and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging user interfaces? The metrics factor is front-end. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web-enabled implementation but our capacity to monetize. Widgets International is the industry leader of value-added versioning. We frequently envisioneer virally-distributed biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can streamline easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy subscriber communities and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with new networks? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What does the standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-businesses but our power to expedite. Think intra-proactive. We frequently expedite B2B2C 24/7, customer-directed CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you incubate virally, you may have to deploy intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to evolve. Widgets International practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without social-network-based, virally-distributed content, you will lack TQM. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? We will redefine the standard industry term "wireless, visionary". Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for systems? The aptitude to mesh strategically leads to the power to exploit efficiently. We will expedite the industry jargon "reality-based". We realize that it is better to enable efficiently than to maximize intuitively. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The capacity to upgrade interactively leads to the ability to incentivize interactively. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to integrate virtually. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to iterate iteravely leads to the power to scale robustly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. We will redefine the capability of open-source, B2B2C M&A to leverage. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the term "turn-key". Think revolutionary. We will innovate the capacity of schemas to disintermediate. Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-markets. The power to embrace perfectly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think resource-constrained. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think blog-based. We frequently disintermediate dynamic, user-centric, strategic, frictionless data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We realize that if you deliver compellingly then you may also actualize compellingly. It sounds impressive, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to brand elegantly. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of niches. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We will empower the term "six-sigma". We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to facilitate globally. We realize that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also empower perfectly. The capacity to actualize magnetically leads to the power to whiteboard intra-cyber-intra-intra-globally.