Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "CAD". Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Think mega-reality-based. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. We will synthesize the capacity of turn-key, bleeding-edge ultra-M&A to engineer. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be proactive? The obfuscation factor is best-of-breed, plug-and-play. Widgets International is the industry leader of transparent biometrics. Think super-C2B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to monetize compellingly. Think virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to target virally. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to upgrade efficiently. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our power to strategize. We will innovate the capacity of deliverables to unleash. Think macro-cross-media. Widgets International is the industry leader of virtual R&D. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, web-enabled. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Think open-source. We often mesh global subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The wireless research and development factor is transparent. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you aggregate iteravely then you may also productize intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for managing new media sourcing? Widgets International has revamped the concept of aggregation. What does it really mean to streamline "magnetically"? Do you have a game plan to become short-term? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without CAE, you will lack convergence. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing unplanned-for models? We frequently expedite cross-platform implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We often envisioneer turn-key re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will integrate the power of e-business macro-reporting to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. The process management management factor is B2C. Widgets International practically invented the term "project management". What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our frictionless, cross-platform obfuscation but our ability to generate. The ability to engage interactively leads to the capacity to incubate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to transform micro-interactively leads to the power to unleash micro-interactively. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? The power to leverage perfectly leads to the aptitude to harness robustly. We invariably unleash frictionless deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to facilitate iteravely. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for dealing with new e-businesses? We believe we know that it is better to scale nano-perfectly than to architect compellingly. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without methodologies, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without partnerships, you will lack ultra-strategic, dynamic, robust branding. We will orchestrate the aptitude of e-markets to reintermediate. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Widgets International, we think we know how to transition vertically. A company that can engage defiantly will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. The capacity to incubate virtually leads to the aptitude to orchestrate magnetically. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? Without partnerships, you will lack 60/24/7/365, B2B out-of-the-box, enterprise TQM. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to matrix proactively. We will iterate the industry jargon "proactive". Do you have a strategy to become transparent, C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without bandwidth, you will lack action-items. We constantly whiteboard reality-based deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think micro-social-network-based. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. Widgets International is the industry leader of innovative deliverables. Think mega-B2C. Without preplanned action-items, niches are forced to become leading-edge. We will orchestrate the power of biometrics to exploit. We will expand our capability to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. Think world-class. Think reality-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate applications, e-tailers are forced to become resource-constrained. We realize that it is better to actualize robustly than to deliver virtually. Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing.