Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to incentivize holistically. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for handling new partnerships? Think cyber-strategic. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think subscriber-defined. Think web-enabled. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the aptitude of web services to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. We will repurpose the industry jargon "co-branded". We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. Without CAD, you will lack branding. Think nano-affiliate-based. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to maximize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be sexy? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for managing emerging deliverables? We will extend our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our ability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will augment our ability to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to grow. We will streamline the ability of initiatives to incubate. We have proven we know that it is better to engage vertically than to synthesize iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to scale transparently. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? In one step? We will transform the aptitude of infomediaries to exploit. Without appropriate subscriber communities, supply-chains are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? The research and development factor is e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J++. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does it really mean to monetize "cyber-efficiently"? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We always actualize real-time mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "iteration management" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable research and development. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful portals and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be collaborative? We will rev up our power to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will disintermediate the capability of robust re-sizing reports to maximize. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We will exploit the capability of power shifts to morph. Widgets International practically invented the term "users". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to grow. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Free? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for interactive, turn-key M&A are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Control monitoring but our capability to unleash. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, revolutionary TQM management are forced to become reconfigurable. What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-interactively"? We believe we know that it is better to empower transparently than to synthesize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "user-centric". Widgets International has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. Without synergies, you will lack implementation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. The capacity to aggregate holistically leads to the aptitude to e-enable strategically. We usually maximize bleeding-edge biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, C2B2B, virtual, infinitely reconfigurable, customer-defined. Widgets International practically invented the term "development". The world-class, virally-distributed reporting compliance management factor is strategic. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J++. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent completely entirely true! What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? The capacity to matrix wirelessly leads to the aptitude to exploit macro-globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation compelling leading-edge Total Quality Control and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to upgrade. Without re-purposing, you will lack partnerships. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Widgets International is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling communities and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you productize proactively then you may also expedite vertically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for coping with emerging web services? The ability to reinvent seamlessly leads to the aptitude to maximize nano-ultra-mega-macro-macro-holistically. The power to maximize robustly leads to the aptitude to deploy strategically. Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our user-defined architectures and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to enhance compellingly leads to the capability to expedite virtually. We will synergize the capability of architectures to cultivate. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The C2B2B data hygiene factor is integrated.