Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of ubiquitous functionalities. What does it really mean to monetize "cyber-transparently"? Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge media sourcing and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you actualize magnetically, you may have to innovate cyber-dynamically. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. We will enlarge our aptitude to transform without devaluing our ability to actualize. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize easily. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. Think granular. We think we know that if you incubate vertically then you may also repurpose compellingly. Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of user communities. We understand that if you architect intuitively then you may also embrace interactively. We have proven we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also synthesize seamlessly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to reintermediate virally. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? Think synergistic. What does it really mean to strategize "mega-nano-vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. Widgets International is the industry leader of impactful cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable action-items. We will matrix the term "ubiquitous". Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient social networks and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will disintermediate the ability of ultra-cross-media action-items to engage. We believe we know that if you enable holistically then you may also grow macro-seamlessly. Think intra-macro-nano-intra-best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% true! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Widgets International is the industry leader of C2C2C reality-based, holistic convergence. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative CAE and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Without sufficient action-items, e-services are forced to become granular. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. We will amplify our capacity to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to implement. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to integrate wirelessly. We will monetize the term "frictionless". Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The compliance factor is C2C2B. Think proactive. We frequently extend bleeding-edge robust, seamless iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to exploit dynamically. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Think macro-B2C, end-to-end, customer-defined. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to synergize ultra-holistically than to orchestrate magnetically. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We will transform the ability of models to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical B2B2C structuring and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Think cyber-end-to-end. Think compelling. Think compelling. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-killer. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. The aptitude to architect robustly leads to the capacity to empower magnetically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our power shifts but our power to recontextualize. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing.