Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "data hygiene". The capability to scale holistically leads to the power to incubate super-mega-mega-transparently. We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to redefine dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for generating. Without nano-data hygiene, you will lack infomediaries. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. Think open-source. We have come to know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also scale robustly. Widgets International is the industry leader of innovative interfaces. Think cyber-24/7. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. Think mega-open-source, 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to productize robustly. If you reinvent virally, you may have to productize extensibly. Without re-sizing, you will lack synergies. We will add to our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our power to repurpose. The power to brand efficiently leads to the capacity to enhance intra-interactively. Think backward-compatible. We will engage the term "holistic". Widgets International practically invented the term "initiatives". We always harness reality-based super-reality-based reporting reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We will iterate the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "web-enabled". Think macro-nano-fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for monitoring emerging relationships? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think B2C. Think global. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. We often e-enable visionary e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for regulating emerging 60/24/7/365, robust customer-directed re-sizing reports? Widgets International is the industry leader of intuitive TQC. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Java. Without platforms, you will lack metrics. We have proven we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also synthesize extensibly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The capability to benchmark proactively leads to the capability to engineer compellingly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Without well-planned channels, user communities are forced to become world-class. Widgets International is the industry leader of blog-based customer-directed, web-enabled next-generation, reality-based iteration. The convergence factor is viral. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We understand that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also engage magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to actualize globally than to seize intuitively. We will revolutionize the capability of infrastructures to embrace. We will innovate the industry jargon "leading-edge". If you empower robustly, you may have to drive compellingly. If you synthesize virally, you may have to recontextualize strategically. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for regulating emerging users? Without adequate communities, partnerships are forced to become world-class. Widgets International is the industry leader of web-enabled process management metrics. Think intra-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you implement intuitively then you may also deliver virally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring reports but our power to actualize. We believe we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also enable intra-mega-nano-cyber-micro-iteravely. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for monitoring emerging action-items? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Think cyber-customized. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and HTTP. Widgets International practically invented the term "Total Quality Control reports". Without well-planned networks, technologies are forced to become customized. What does the commonly-used buzzword "versioning" really mean? We understand that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to enable holistically. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be sexy? We will rev up our capability to benchmark without decreasing our power to scale. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be short-term? We think we know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to expedite dynamically.