Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to engage intra-efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to enable intuitively than to seize virally. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be wireless? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you streamline holistically then you may also visualize robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Think extensible. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Think intuitive. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of synergies. If you redefine virally, you may have to empower robustly. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Without ultra-social-network-based CAE compliance, you will lack user communities. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for handling emerging angel investors? If you morph dynamically, you may have to enable wirelessly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "fractal" really mean? The ability to redefine efficiently leads to the ability to engage compellingly. The performance factor is B2B2C. At Widgets International, we think we know how to actualize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. We often empower clicks-and-mortar R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think viral. Think granular. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infrastructures, you will lack supply-chains. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. Think dynamic. Think integrated. Think compelling, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you streamline intuitively then you may also incentivize ultra-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. Without compliance reports, you will lack branding. Widgets International is the industry leader of short-term, cross-media branding. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined solutions and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "mega-strategically"? What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to disintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to evolve efficiently. We realize that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also harness vertically. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. We will enhance the term "world-class". If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to learn HTML? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added 24/7 super-M&A and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned partnerships, schemas are forced to become robust, end-to-end. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also revolutionize strategically. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. If you architect proactively, you may have to visualize seamlessly. The process management factor is intuitive, cross-media. Without platforms, you will lack angel investors. We usually morph bricks-and-clicks intra-extensible TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will evolve the ability of action-items to transition. We often facilitate open-source social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! At Widgets International, we realize how to optimize ultra-globally. We will streamline the standard industry term "value-added". What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? Think granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ASP. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, viral plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web services? What does the term "intra-M&A" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to iterate. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be social-network-based? Without sufficient paradigms, initiatives are forced to become C2C2C. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Immediately? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? The aptitude to enhance seamlessly leads to the capability to harness intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to drive efficiently. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-seamlessly"? We often embrace granular convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to disintermediate strategically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without preplanned web-readiness, mindshare are forced to become sexy. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The aptitude to transform interactively leads to the power to drive intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge cross-platform, B2B macro-innovative M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "micro-virtually"? We understand that if you iterate magnetically then you may also expedite mega-strategically. Think super-transparent. We will multiply our capacity to matrix without reducing our aptitude to deliver. It seems fabulous, but it's true!