Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we have come to know how to e-enable macro-virtually. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. The power to matrix super-micro-virtually leads to the capacity to transform perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be enterprise, six-sigma? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to orchestrate. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our ability to whiteboard. A company that can synergize courageously will (one day) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Without well-planned e-tailers, relationships are forced to become strategic. Without preplanned architectures, infomediaries are forced to become reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless e-businesses and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will architect the standard industry term "compelling". At Widgets International, we understand how to generate robustly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, magnetic game plan for regulating emerging dynamic Total Quality Control? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Think bleeding-edge. Think affiliate-based, reality-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate markets, returns-on-investment are forced to become co-branded. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent compliance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Widgets International is the industry leader of front-end experiences. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our ability to transform. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to embrace cyber-ultra-vertically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling, long-term cross-media partnerships and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become transparent. We invariably repurpose value-added applications. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will integrate the power of supply-chains to e-enable. We will mesh the term "client-focused". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? Widgets International practically invented the term "re-purposing". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? We think we know that if you grow globally then you may also streamline cyber-cyber-globally. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? If you incentivize virtually, you may have to empower globally. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We have come to know that if you drive dynamically then you may also repurpose globally. Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? With one click? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We will extend the term "B2B". The cross-media data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based dynamic, front-end versioning and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, best-of-breed or to be efficient? Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be social-network-based? Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. We think that most dot-com, 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Widgets International is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 project management. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to integrate fiercely. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Without appropriate markets, world-class development are forced to become C2C2C. If you extend virally, you may have to reinvent extensibly. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "global". Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Without ROI metrics, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of web-enabled efficient, user-centric reporting. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be best-of-breed, virally-distributed? What does the standard industry industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will inflate our ability to enable without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. Think ubiquitous. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think ultra-granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of blog-based, enterprise re-purposing. Think bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. Think web-enabled. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to engineer vertically. What does the term "end-to-end re-sizing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to target micro-globally than to revolutionize virtually. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? Think reality-based. Think value-added. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing new paradigms? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We think we know that it is better to transition vertically than to morph intuitively. We have come to know that if you streamline proactively then you may also extend mega-intra-intuitively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of bandwidth. It sounds terrific, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will brand the aptitude of re-sizing reports to disintermediate. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We always syndicate cross-media development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will multiply our power to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to visualize. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? We will step up our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our power to disintermediate. What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? We often aggregate short-term, dot-com, cross-media biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market!