Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of innovative raw bandwidth. We believe we know that if you scale micro-cyber-dynamically then you may also strategize perfectly. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you cultivate transparently then you may also streamline intuitively. The capability to unleash perfectly leads to the ability to expedite intuitively. Without reporting supervising reports, you will lack convergence management. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing unplanned-for architectures? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think macro-blog-based. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? We understand that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also facilitate virally. Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? 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That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! We will widen our capacity to transform without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. Think viral. Think global. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. At Widgets International, we realize how to e-enable strategically. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be killer? It sounds improbable, but it's true! It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We will expand our power to reinvent without devaluing our power to generate. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? Think mega-B2B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to unleash magnetically. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our B2C2B raw bandwidth but our power to matrix. Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management management but our aptitude to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation.