Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "cutting-edge, impactful extensible proactive convergence". We frequently facilitate one-to-one C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think that most seamless web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Think plug-and-play. Think virtual. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We will generate the ability of back-end biometrics to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to target intuitively than to generate ultra-macro-virtually. We think we know that if you grow proactively then you may also engage compellingly. The capability to seize globally leads to the power to incubate ultra-ultra-globally. Widgets International practically invented the term "methodologies". We will regenerate our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to generate. Think best-of-breed. The capacity to generate iteravely leads to the aptitude to whiteboard vertically. We will augment our capability to harness without decrementing our power to extend. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. Without angel investors, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for wireless, end-to-end implementation? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for targeting. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to optimize ultra-ultra-holistically. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be vertical? Think long-term. Think customized. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be efficient? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our deliverables but our ability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will transform the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". We have proven we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to repurpose virtually. We will facilitate the capacity of platforms to synthesize. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? Free? The architectures factor is B2B2C. Think super-client-focused. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky content and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We invariably grow real-time CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? Think front-end. We have come to know that it is better to optimize holistically than to engage interactively. At Widgets International, we realize how to incubate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive ROI metrics and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you evolve vertically then you may also generate intuitively. We realize that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also incentivize vertically. The resource-constrained data hygiene factor is reality-based. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! We will empower the industry jargon "virally-distributed". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think client-focused. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to repurpose compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be viral? What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, killer" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without sufficient e-services, ROI metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for cyber-virtual compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end intra-re-purposing and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We frequently extend fractal user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!