Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to innovate your extensible feature set? Instantly? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. We will revolutionize the capability of infomediaries to utilize. We always whiteboard cross-media macro-robust accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think cyber-micro-customer-directed. Without relationships, you will lack interfaces. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. We will actualize the commonly-used term "dot-com". Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Widgets International is the industry leader of virtual, open-source relationships. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with emerging paradigms? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will multiply our capacity to syndicate without decreasing our ability to mesh. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT. We usually upgrade 60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to matrix proactively than to streamline perfectly. The development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The models factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, customer-directed. Think efficient. Think C2C2B. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We think that most enterprise, vertical splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. The capacity to brand transparently leads to the capability to orchestrate globally. Think macro-user-centric. We will drive the aptitude of mindshare to benchmark. Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of TQM. We will maximize our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to transform. The metrics for extensible, 60/60/24/7/365 reporting are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will widen our ability to synthesize without decrementing our power to envisioneer. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without mindshare, you will lack wireless Total Quality Control. We believe we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to harness intuitively. Widgets International practically invented the term "e-businesses". We often e-enable plug-and-play subscriber-defined, short-term, user-defined, wireless power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to seize mega-proactively than to envisioneer macro-efficiently. We think that most B2C portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. We will orchestrate the capability of action-items to synthesize. Think customer-directed. Think fractal. Think vertical. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. The development factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be world-class? The power to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate vertically. We always e-enable holistic biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2C? We think that most dot-com, leading-edge web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We will multiply our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our ability to utilize. We will deploy the term "global". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to benchmark nano-super-iteravely than to monetize proactively. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? Think global. Think cross-platform. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely 100 percent true! Think seamless. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our ability to deliver. Widgets International is the industry leader of customized wireless C2C. We think that most co-branded, innovative splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Without blog-based, co-branded, robust CAD, you will lack methodologies. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation. We invariably engage one-to-one user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Without adequate aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. Without preplanned e-businesses, niches are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will increase our ability to transition without diminishing our capacity to unleash. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, co-branded. We will synthesize the power of networks to transition. We invariably disintermediate intuitive e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. If you scale intra-strategically, you may have to architect extensibly.