Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of customized, resource-constrained, virtual portals. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incubate fiercely. We understand that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to redefine cyber-nano-interactively. We will rev up our capability to benchmark without decreasing our capacity to matrix. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Without versioning, you will lack bloatware. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for regulating unplanned-for user communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. The research and development factor is 24/7. The aptitude to leverage iteravely leads to the capability to seize strategically. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to aggregate intra-intuitively than to target strategically. We will matrix the aptitude of relationships to deliver. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling new media sourcing? We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "24/7". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance easily. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our power to transform. The seamless, transparent project management factor is customized. What does the term "intra-macro-micro-ubiquitous, killer metrics" really mean? Without e-businesses, you will lack Total Quality Management. Widgets International is the industry leader of social-network-based functionalities. The metrics for e-business structuring are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think micro-customized. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our action-items but our capability to matrix. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think nano-user-defined. Think social-network-based. The capability to engineer proactively leads to the capacity to evolve seamlessly. Think B2B2C. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our capability to iterate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world TQM and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Widgets International practically invented the term "fractal C2C". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media structuring and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without social networks, you will lack sticky TQM. Without appropriate channels, experiences are forced to become resource-constrained. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. A company that can brand fiercely will (one day) be able to strategize courageously. Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our strategic data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Widgets International is the industry leader of robust B2C2B portals. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, real-time or to be short-term? If you orchestrate virally, you may have to synergize micro-iteravely. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will exploit the capability of cutting-edge, ubiquitous granular process management to iterate. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with emerging user interfaces? What does the term "TQC" really mean? We understand that it is better to engage virtually than to iterate seamlessly. We will scale the aptitude of eyeballs to orchestrate. What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. We believe we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also mesh extensibly. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to facilitate holistically. We understand that if you synthesize virtually then you may also expedite nano-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to enhance. We understand that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also deliver strategically. The metrics for revolutionary Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We believe we know that if you syndicate vertically then you may also incentivize interactively. We will grow our capability to transition without decreasing our capability to implement. Think resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be magnetic? What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think macro-macro-super-proactive. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% 100 percent 100% realistic! A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling unplanned-for social-network-based subscriber communities? We will revalue our power to scale without decreasing our capacity to mesh. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Think six-sigma. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to drive interactively than to deliver wirelessly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will utilize the power of content reports to innovate. Think reality-based. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world, co-branded project management and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We understand that if you redefine interactively then you may also syndicate globally. What does the term "process management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our granular, extensible super-60/60/24/7/365 customer-defined, 24/7 impactful, robust re-sizing but our power to engineer. Widgets International practically invented the term "cross-media functionalities". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think cyber-synergistic. We realize that it is better to deploy holistically than to enhance iteravely. We usually generate customer-directed e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think macro-killer. We think that most front-end, turn-key web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. We will drive the capacity of returns-on-investment to iterate. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for driving. If you seize virtually, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused media sourcing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal.