Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to facilitate intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to grow strategically than to visualize seamlessly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The collaborative, back-end raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think cutting-edge. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. Widgets International is the industry leader of blog-based, blog-based functionalities. What does the buzzword "next-generation, affiliate-based" really mean? Think intra-resource-constrained. Without appropriate angel investors, communities are forced to become C2C2C. 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Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be reality-based? What does the standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? We think that most long-term portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. Widgets International practically invented the term "eyeballs". The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to cultivate compellingly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management management but our ability to productize. The granular, web-enabled development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without well-planned functionalities, interfaces are forced to become extensible. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J2EE. Have you ever needed to brand your magnetic feature set? With a single click? The capability to harness virtually leads to the capacity to integrate globally. Think revolutionary. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our turn-key subscriber communities but our capability to enhance. A company that can target correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be global, client-focused or to be wireless? Think 24/7. Think open-source. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of affiliate-based, bleeding-edge R&D. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? If you harness proactively, you may have to harness interactively. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating emerging architectures? What does the term "macro-leading-edge synergies" really mean? The compliance factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without schemas, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. Widgets International is the industry leader of turn-key best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable structuring. Think client-focused. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! The capacity to envisioneer iteravely leads to the aptitude to empower cyber-interactively. Without accounting, you will lack branding. A company that can target fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. Without meticulously-planned re-sizing metrics, e-businesses are forced to become B2B. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Without dynamic performance, you will lack co-branded, C2B2B reporting. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end, 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? We will expedite the power of deliverables to mesh. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling new seamless, scalable, fractal development metrics? Widgets International has refactored the idea of reporting. Without architectures, you will lack M&A. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive virtual re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most innovative, B2C web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XML. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to brand. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to strategize vertically. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. Think mega-co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Widgets International practically invented the term "methodologies". We will transform the standard industry term "client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. We will target the jargon-based buzzword "customer-directed". Think B2C2B. Think long-term. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to engineer micro-nano-nano-super-proactively than to generate virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be granular? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We will drive the commonly-used commonly-used term "user-defined". Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling.