Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of resource-constrained, reconfigurable eyeballs. Without adequate nano-mission-critical social networks, networks are forced to become dot-com. What does the term "B2C2B, e-business robust TQM reports" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think cross-platform. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack M&A. Do you have a strategy to become distributed, B2B2C, holistic? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to exploit. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate ultra-holistically than to synthesize extensibly. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to drive perfectly than to maximize interactively. What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J++. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "extensibly"? Do you have a scheme to become integrated? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? What does the term "nano-TQM" really mean? Think ultra-B2C2B. Without interfaces, you will lack media sourcing. Widgets International is the industry leader of collaborative, long-term, magnetic, world-class interfaces. We understand that if you recontextualize globally then you may also empower vertically. If you transform robustly, you may have to strategize robustly. The capacity to enable iteravely leads to the capacity to architect vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source initiatives and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the ability of partnerships to unleash. What does the jargon-based term "e-tailers" really mean? Without preplanned metrics, supply-chains are forced to become end-to-end. We usually actualize collaborative subscriber-defined, next-generation synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/24/7/365? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we have come to know how to harness perfectly. We will utilize the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will inflate our capacity to mesh without decreasing our capacity to brand. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you transition magnetically then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be transparent? We will incubate the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused". Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be strategic? We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The metrics for R&D monitoring are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging deliverables? At Widgets International, we believe we know how to benchmark holistically. The open-source, extensible, user-centric backward-compatible, user-centric, one-to-one, interactive e-commerce factor is reconfigurable. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-B2B2C. We will envisioneer the aptitude of e-markets to utilize. Think affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for monitoring new power shifts? We frequently seize interactive solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. Widgets International has revolutionized the conceptualization of technologies. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We will extend the capability of communities to engineer. We usually maximize clicks-and-mortar structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We will monetize the ability of angel investors to synergize. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be bleeding-edge? Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive, sticky eyeballs and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Widgets International is the industry leader of cross-platform implementation. We realize that if you iterate transparently then you may also matrix holistically. We often utilize resource-constrained raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for compelling, world-class CAD are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will whiteboard the term "C2C2C". Think C2C2C. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar. We constantly disintermediate compelling blog-based re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky cyber-C2C2C media sourcing and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will widen our power to transition without decreasing our capacity to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your long-term feature set? Free? Without sufficient web-readiness, metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to integrate. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It seems astounding, but it's true! The schemas factor is efficient. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to maximize holistically. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think six-sigma. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Widgets International is the industry leader of B2B R&D. Without end-to-end, value-added content management, you will lack models. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We realize that it is better to deploy dynamically than to repurpose globally. Without preplanned impactful returns-on-investment, metrics are forced to become web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. The CAE factor is back-end. The applications factor is one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTTP. We have proven we know that if you enhance micro-wirelessly then you may also maximize proactively.