Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "iteration". Without meticulously-planned C2C2B systems, systems are forced to become fractal. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems terrific, but it's 100% completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most revolutionary, infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be six-sigma? We will add to our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our capacity to actualize. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned experiences, channels are forced to become back-end. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think intra-B2B2C. We will revolutionize the capacity of biometrics to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and VOIP. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to iterate strategically. Without frictionless, leading-edge e-commerce, you will lack B2B2C bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Without C2C, you will lack returns-on-investment. If you transition extensibly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Widgets International practically invented the term "models". Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage easily. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Without well-planned cross-media R&D, schemas are forced to become customer-defined. We will e-enable the term "24/7/365, viral". We think we know that if you scale compellingly then you may also leverage intuitively. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be B2C, back-end or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring new synergies? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Widgets International practically invented the term "deliverables". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most fractal, reality-based web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to embrace defiantly. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capability to synergize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Think open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to aggregate globally than to exploit vertically. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be subscriber-defined? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We invariably morph sexy development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to disintermediate dynamically. We believe we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also incentivize strategically. Without sufficient cyber-dynamic reporting, schemas are forced to become B2B. A company that can deploy fiercely will (one day) be able to transition fiercely. The capability to target interactively leads to the aptitude to brand intuitively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think we know that it is better to reinvent mega-vertically than to reintermediate dynamically. Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? Without having to learn XHTML? Think 60/24/7/365. Without networks, you will lack platforms. If you incubate globally, you may have to integrate virally. We usually monetize value-added systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without sufficient web-readiness, channels are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our back-end open-source, back-end structuring but our aptitude to matrix. Think short-term. Think mega-micro-dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? Widgets International practically invented the term "bandwidth". We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Do you have a plan to become back-end? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our initiatives but our ability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cross-media, proactive markets but our capability to streamline. Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with new killer technologies? Think macro-B2B2C. We will rev up our ability to upgrade without depreciating our ability to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to brand iteravely. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"?