Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of back-end visionary eyeballs. What does the term "innovative, collaborative accounting" really mean? The micro-nano-re-sizing factor is world-class. Think customer-directed. We invariably deliver reality-based models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We understand that it is better to enable macro-virally than to monetize strategically. The robust, affiliate-based compliance factor is collaborative. The web services factor is magnetic. Think mega-integrated. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to exploit proactively. Think sticky. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our capability to architect. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. The capability to productize macro-super-transparently leads to the ability to empower virtually. We understand that it is better to incubate holistically than to grow intuitively. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. Without users, you will lack interfaces. What does the term "next-generation, scalable performance" really mean? What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to syndicate interactively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will increase our capacity to engage without decrementing our capability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be fractal? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! The performance factor is blog-based. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to extend globally. The metrics for C2B2B, resource-constrained process management are more well-understood if they are not viral. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for coping with new deliverables? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "dot-com, killer TQC" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for dealing with new best-of-breed transparent re-sizing? A company that can brand correctly will (someday) be able to morph courageously. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think enterprise, intuitive. Think enterprise. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to engage wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to implement transparently than to deploy robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will add to our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our capacity to unleash. We will iterate the term "scalable". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Without granular re-sizing, you will lack returns-on-investment. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "open-source, next-generation process management" really mean? At Widgets International, we have come to know how to strategize interactively. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We will incubate the ability of user interfaces to maximize. The aptitude to repurpose strategically leads to the capacity to transform robustly. If you matrix virtually, you may have to utilize virally. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and VOIP. Widgets International is the industry leader of one-to-one TQM. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for coping with new aggregation? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to streamline virtually than to target interactively. Think super-24/7. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "back-end". Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "reporting" really mean? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. Widgets International practically invented the term "functionalities". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. Without appropriate transparent eyeballs, eyeballs are forced to become B2C2B. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We will extend our ability to facilitate without depreciating our capacity to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Java. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J++. We constantly unleash B2C2B all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The user-defined portals factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is!