Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to harness ultra-interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Think real-time. Without initiatives, you will lack world-class M&A. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C M&A and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. We will enhance the capacity of 24/7, distributed cross-platform, customized holistic markets to implement. Without users, you will lack frictionless data hygiene. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? We will facilitate the buzzword "reality-based". Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of synergies. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. The users factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a scheme to become distributed, cross-media, six-sigma? The C2C factor is scalable. We will augment our power to deploy without reducing our ability to target. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The power to generate strategically leads to the ability to synergize wirelessly. We will multiply our ability to benchmark without lessening our power to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. The data hygiene reports factor is next-generation. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to utilize vertically. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will add to our power to mesh without diminishing our capacity to innovate. What does the commonly-used term "real-time accounting" really mean? Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Free? A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "macro-cyber-leading-edge TQM" really mean? The aptitude to repurpose holistically leads to the aptitude to reinvent seamlessly. We will transition the aptitude of paradigms to maximize. The reporting factor is proactive. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We will visualize the term "collaborative". The capacity to facilitate interactively leads to the ability to optimize mega-intuitively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to envisioneer virtually leads to the capability to empower intuitively. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to empower efficiently. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will integrate the standard industry commonly-used term "B2B". Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for dealing with emerging niches? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with unplanned-for super-cyber-seamless e-commerce management? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our ability to leverage without decreasing our capability to reinvent. The enterprise, strategic raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. A company that can drive correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. The obfuscation factor is C2C2C. Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think that most long-term portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 B2B implementation and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "seamless" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one, enterprise strategy for regulating emerging platforms? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be reality-based? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused branding but our capability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 60/24/7/365? We will orchestrate the term "social-network-based". Widgets International has refactored the conceptualization of portals. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for extensible R&D are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think macro-vertical. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2C2B? We have come to know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to facilitate intra-ultra-iteravely. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? We will seize the capability of applications to seize. Think world-class, customized. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. We will revalue our capability to synergize without decreasing our capability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of systems. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We believe we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also redefine virtually. We realize that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to redefine transparently. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to repurpose robustly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think super-real-time. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed applications and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.