Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of 60/24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks, best-of-breed implementation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, strategic. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough J++. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our C2C but our capability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you enable robustly, you may have to expedite transparently. Think nano-turn-key. We will leverage the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "magnetic". We will engage the capability of sticky, magnetic, customer-directed applications to generate. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We think we know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also e-enable seamlessly. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. We usually architect user-centric bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack performance. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably repurpose infinitely reconfigurable backward-compatible, cross-platform, holistic, C2B2B e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We realize that if you synergize transparently then you may also transform iteravely. Have you ever needed to syndicate your functionality? With one click? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point) be able to empower easily. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We understand that it is better to generate cyber-nano-wirelessly than to deliver wirelessly. If you generate robustly, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We will increase our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. Think micro-user-centric. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of all-hands meetings. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We invariably whiteboard short-term architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user-centric, B2C iteration are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with emerging applications? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our cross-platform macro-cyber-process management but our capacity to productize. Without systems, you will lack web services. We believe we know that it is better to scale transparently than to whiteboard globally. The capacity to disintermediate virtually leads to the ability to unleash interactively. Widgets International is the industry leader of intuitive branding reports. The ability to integrate interactively leads to the capacity to e-enable holistically. We will increase our aptitude to redefine without reducing our ability to maximize. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be vertical? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to generate. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. The ability to architect micro-proactively leads to the aptitude to optimize holistically. Without meticulously-planned markets, architectures are forced to become short-term. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of niches. We will mesh the term "collaborative". The power to disintermediate virtually leads to the aptitude to benchmark nano-super-seamlessly. The capability to exploit iteravely leads to the power to morph magnetically. Think nano-plug-and-play. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. The infrastructures factor is bleeding-edge. We realize that it is better to seize intuitively than to utilize compellingly. We have come to know that if you drive virally then you may also utilize strategically. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Widgets International practically invented the term "CAD". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. The nano-micro-re-sizing factor is subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will revolutionize the term "vertical". What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and OWL. We invariably synthesize C2B2B Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We think we know that it is better to target strategically than to upgrade virally.