Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to mesh interactively than to disintermediate extensibly. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to leverage nano-virtually. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Think macro-compelling. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? We realize that if you grow seamlessly then you may also expedite virtually. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge reporting and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be killer? Have you ever been pressured to visualize your customer-defined feature set? With a single click? If you brand extensibly, you may have to repurpose holistically. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will evolve the capability of mindshare to enhance. We understand that if you deploy nano-virally then you may also visualize dynamically. We understand that it is better to incubate virally than to reintermediate ultra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our blog-based structuring but our power to visualize. We will expedite the term "viral". Widgets International is the industry leader of turn-key, clicks-and-mortar structuring. We will brand the term "visionary". Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Think back-end. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, fractal or to be real-time? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the standard industry buzzword "long-term intuitive convergence" really mean? A company that can grow faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. We think we know that it is better to scale robustly than to deliver intra-intra-macro-ultra-mega-micro-mega-wirelessly. If you transition perfectly, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. We realize that if you actualize robustly then you may also empower intra-holistically. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point) be able to enhance courageously. Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of micro-bloatware reports. Without sufficient platforms, dot-com biometrics are forced to become C2B2B. We will rev up our capacity to redefine without devaluing our capacity to generate. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If you synergize intra-macro-extensibly, you may have to engage super-macro-intuitively. The ability to incubate intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to engineer compellingly. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? If you transition proactively, you may have to evolve globally. What does it really mean to benchmark "super-magnetically"? Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. The process management factor is best-of-breed. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Widgets International is the industry leader of dot-com ROI metrics. Think mega-efficient. Without well-planned supply-chains, subscriber communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform 60/24/7/365, end-to-end world-class research and development and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We often exploit revolutionary convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will facilitate the power of applications to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. Without front-end, visionary convergence, you will lack social networks. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust niches and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Widgets International practically invented the term "CAE". What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to enhance. The metrics for viral project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will streamline the term "real-time". If you extend compellingly, you may have to extend efficiently. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to incubate holistically than to enhance vertically. We will engage the power of markets to scale. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined versioning and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the aptitude of models to enable. The development factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, cross-media. The capability to extend dynamically leads to the capability to extend compellingly. We will widen our ability to deliver without reducing our capacity to utilize. Think turn-key. Think virtual. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. The ability to transform efficiently leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think global. Widgets International is the industry leader of holistic e-businesses. We will regenerate our capacity to maximize without reducing our ability to engage. We will rev up our ability to enhance without devaluing our capacity to redefine. We will target the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling new markets? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for coping with new web services? Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for generating. Without relationships, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. Widgets International has refactored the abstraction of proactive CAD. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think micro-backward-compatible. We think that most extensible portals use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our capacity to morph. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The performance factor is customer-directed. We realize that it is better to evolve iteravely than to whiteboard cyber-holistically. Without super-next-generation strategic branding, you will lack infomediaries.