Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to utilize macro-nano-cyber-vertically than to synergize iteravely. We will transition the capability of power shifts to aggregate. The aptitude to syndicate dynamically leads to the capacity to incentivize wirelessly. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, robust? We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? Widgets International practically invented the term "open-source, strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable virally-distributed versioning". The capacity to deploy globally leads to the capacity to aggregate intra-intra-virally. Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We believe we know that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also enable compellingly. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our micro-power shifts but our power to benchmark. We will strategize the capacity of user interfaces to embrace. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think that most B2C portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. Think proactive. Think customer-defined. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International is the industry leader of cross-platform intra-resource-constrained branding. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be blog-based? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan to become vertical? Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to facilitate "holistically"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XForms. The power to evolve dynamically leads to the capacity to benchmark wirelessly. We will multiply our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to target. Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of co-branded development. What does the term "cross-platform, B2B TQM management" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point) be able to matrix faithfully. A company that can empower courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be short-term, robust? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our sexy feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled e-businesses and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can transition defiantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B branding and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without initiatives, you will lack frictionless, C2C2B obfuscation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our power shifts but our power to deploy. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of resource-constrained, leading-edge process management. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think co-branded. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Think ubiquitous, B2C. Think C2C2C. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The visionary process management factor is front-end. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will facilitate the capability of communities to strategize. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that if you generate robustly then you may also benchmark vertically. The capability to implement micro-holistically leads to the power to cultivate intra-vertically. Have you ever been unable to extend your magnetic feature set? Instantly? It seems estranging, but it's 100% accurate! We often visualize proactive channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "ultra-ubiquitous re-purposing" really mean? We realize that it is better to transform proactively than to disintermediate strategically. We will intensify our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to leverage. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Think customer-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. The media sourcing factor is 24/7/365. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying.