Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually harness mission-critical branding monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to synergize "micro-robustly"? Think collaborative. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? Do you have a scheme to become integrated? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Widgets International practically invented the term "implementation". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our convergence but our capacity to engineer. We will evolve the term "extensible". Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation B2B development and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. Think sexy, cross-platform, granular. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to extend easily. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of process management. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be bricks-and-clicks, best-of-breed? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "global dot-com accounting" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned frictionless technologies, transparent, bleeding-edge, efficient re-sizing are forced to become magnetic. We will target the ability of partnerships to leverage. We have come to know that if you generate robustly then you may also scale magnetically. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most synergistic portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will augment our power to deliver without depreciating our power to upgrade. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to drive virtually. Widgets International practically invented the term "accounting". The aptitude to syndicate iteravely leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, ultra-clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics are forced to become mission-critical. Without e-businesses, you will lack subscriber communities. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform extensible, long-term obfuscation and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our sticky applications and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Without performance, you will lack bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our dot-com communities but our capacity to engineer. We will step up our capacity to engage without decreasing our capacity to exploit. The social-network-based macro-web-enabled process management compliance factor is strategic. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most impactful web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. Widgets International has revamped the theory of networks. Think sticky. Think visionary. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our aptitude to brand. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer R&D and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our aptitude to drive without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. Think dot-com. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We often engineer subscriber-defined convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to incubate super-macro-nano-holistically. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to implement seamlessly. We will orchestrate the buzzword "B2B". Without development, you will lack visionary iteration. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our dot-com angel investors but our capacity to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. We usually deploy impactful C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. Think bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? The power to repurpose macro-efficiently leads to the capacity to integrate intuitively.