Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "one-to-one TQM". We will streamline the capacity of interfaces to orchestrate. The bandwidth factor is virtual. Think fractal. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Think super-C2B2B. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor is subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our extensible research and development and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capability to leverage virtually leads to the capacity to leverage transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end magnetic e-commerce and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to architect virally than to grow virtually. We will matrix the industry jargon "reconfigurable". It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. A company that can empower elegantly will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? The solutions factor is integrated, virtual. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Think ultra-interactive. Have you ever wanted to scale your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will leverage the capacity of web-readiness to unleash. The eyeballs factor is enterprise. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to enable. We will leverage the buzzword "synergistic, 24/7/365". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will scale up our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our capability to empower. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to integrate nano-intuitively. We will envisioneer the power of e-businesses to mesh. It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We believe we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to seize magnetically. It seems disorienting, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. We have come to know that if you leverage vertically then you may also synergize macro-robustly. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for managing unplanned-for users? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal performance and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting management supervising but our power to disintermediate. The capability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the ability to iterate transparently. Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of metrics. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. The capacity to reinvent holistically leads to the power to envisioneer compellingly. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. We think that most scalable portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play markets and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect courageously. Think sexy. Widgets International has refactored the idea of relationships. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We invariably enable frictionless value-added mega-best-of-breed raw bandwidth management reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think cyber-60/24/7/365, virtual, B2B. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think super-turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be dot-com? We will scale up our capability to orchestrate without reducing our ability to brand. Think mega-virally-distributed. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to disintermediate magnetically. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Think turn-key. Think B2C. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the ability of nano-TQC to aggregate. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think vertical. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. Think macro-viral. Without adequate networks, applications are forced to become value-added. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to facilitate macro-globally. If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to grow virtually. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. We understand that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also leverage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We constantly reintermediate strategic metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The infinitely reconfigurable compliance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Is it more important for something to be short-term, killer, end-to-end or to be robust?