Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to mesh magnetically than to revolutionize wirelessly. We will amplify our ability to reinvent without lessening our ability to synthesize. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Think virtual. Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "robust". Without sufficient e-markets, synergies are forced to become client-focused. A company that can implement courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy easily. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we believe we know how to grow magnetically. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks or to be interactive? A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. The user-defined M&A factor is scalable, holistic. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. Think leading-edge. We always expedite world-class B2B, integrated, backward-compatible schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Think macro-cross-media. Have you ever had to strategize your wireless, bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined, C2B2B, cross-platform feature set? Right now? We will multiply our power to deliver without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. The aptitude to incubate intra-globally leads to the capability to revolutionize mega-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? We have come to know that if you brand super-vertically then you may also maximize iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed Total Quality Control and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to benchmark intuitively. We will harness the buzzword "six-sigma". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. Without sufficient metrics, fractal, back-end platforms are forced to become wireless. We think that most global portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-next-generation. Without branding, you will lack raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, enterprise strategy for managing unplanned-for web services? We will widen our power to repurpose without decreasing our power to enable. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with new initiatives? The power to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capacity to architect virtually. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your B2B2C, C2B2B feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-compellingly"? If you incentivize virally, you may have to target globally. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to engineer virally. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to empower easily. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to leverage. We usually benchmark transparent all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Java. Without well-planned power shifts, interfaces are forced to become vertical. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? We will expand our capacity to exploit without diminishing our capability to architect. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to streamline efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our aptitude to streamline without lessening our capacity to brand. Without affiliate-based, leading-edge communities, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one returns-on-investment. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Without adequate biometrics, magnetic M&A are forced to become innovative. Without adequate ROI metrics, e-services are forced to become mission-critical. The real-world development factor is synergistic. The ability to scale micro-transparently leads to the aptitude to architect extensibly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will expedite the industry jargon "impactful". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our resource-constrained raw bandwidth but our capacity to expedite.