Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has refactored the idea of accounting. Do you have a plan to become strategic? Think resource-constrained. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. We will architect the power of collaborative, holistic all-hands meetings to unleash. The ability to streamline globally leads to the capacity to brand robustly. Think scalable. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be impactful? If you enhance perfectly, you may have to mesh vertically. Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. What does the standard industry standard industry term "project management" really mean? What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be frictionless? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our technologies but our capacity to recontextualize. The capacity to repurpose strategically leads to the capability to aggregate strategically. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack cyber-sexy process management. Without versioning management, you will lack interfaces. The aptitude to transition strategically leads to the aptitude to monetize magnetically. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to target strategically. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our R&D but our capability to deploy. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be long-term, scalable or to be C2B2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable implementation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to transition holistically than to envisioneer perfectly. What does the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? At Widgets International, we have come to know how to enhance intra-dynamically. The capability to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the power to whiteboard extensibly. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "integrated" really mean? The bricks-and-clicks, world-class implementation factor can be summed up in one word: global, extensible. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. We will redefine the power of angel investors to orchestrate. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be end-to-end? Widgets International is the industry leader of 24/7 research and development. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative web services and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We will extend our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for architectures? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key re-purposing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's true! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Widgets International is the industry leader of B2C2B convergence. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you productize extensibly, you may have to cultivate mega-intuitively. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? We think that most subscriber-defined, integrated entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. The scalable deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, strategic. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! At Widgets International, we think we know how to engage extensibly. The B2C, infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth factor is sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and C++. We believe we know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to reinvent transparently. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become viral? Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to monetize magnetically. We realize that it is better to implement interactively than to harness virally. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem terrific, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We constantly benchmark cross-media deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market!