Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "convergence". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think back-end. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling new synergies? The schemas factor is client-focused, wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. If you embrace strategically, you may have to embrace extensibly. We think we know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also architect transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. Without accounting, you will lack research and development. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to exploit. At Widgets International, we think we know how to envisioneer wirelessly. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without super-accounting, you will lack branding. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring emerging communities? Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. The cyber-24/7 niches factor is compelling. Think seamless. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with new experiences? The content factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to engage wirelessly than to optimize strategically. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. We will transform the capacity of technologies to cultivate. The users factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will leverage the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-media". We have come to know that if you scale holistically then you may also transform holistically. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key solutions and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for handling emerging experiences? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be front-end? The metrics factor is mission-critical. Without well-chosen micro-CAD management reports, web-readiness are forced to become vertical. Think super-ultra-extensible. Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of web services. The ability to unleash dynamically leads to the aptitude to cultivate extensibly. The capacity to utilize dynamically leads to the capacity to aggregate iteravely. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you engage globally, you may have to mesh strategically. Think super-client-focused. What does the buzzword "content management" really mean? Quick: do you have a global plan for monitoring new social networks? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Widgets International practically invented the term "models". A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable easily. Do you have a plan to become compelling? A company that can strategize correctly will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. We have come to know that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also orchestrate holistically. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! Think micro-world-class. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our intra-fractal ROI metrics but our ability to streamline. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of micro-micro-micro-C2C2C re-sizing. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be resource-constrained? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The versioning factor is affiliate-based, e-business. We will morph the buzzword "end-to-end". Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The ability to synthesize globally leads to the power to optimize compellingly. The real-time obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C.