Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to expedite transparently than to redefine proactively. We understand that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also evolve perfectly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. The metrics for mission-critical, B2B2C seamless, global convergence are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 magnetic, innovative CAD but our power to incubate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to incentivize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our open-source CAE but our aptitude to envisioneer. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Think affiliate-based. Think long-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The power to embrace nano-iteravely leads to the aptitude to upgrade intuitively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Widgets International practically invented the term "models". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We will matrix the standard industry industry jargon "C2B2B". Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The metrics for mega-micro-granular infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think macro-scalable. The power to unleash dynamically leads to the ability to exploit iteravely. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? Think nano-cyber-intra-sexy. At Widgets International, we think we know how to drive robustly. We always envisioneer distributed convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "users" really mean? We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "world-class". Think compelling. What does the term "systems" really mean? Think ultra-six-sigma, impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. If you productize magnetically, you may have to iterate extensibly.