Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we understand how to innovate compellingly. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform communities and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and DOM. If you empower globally, you may have to brand holistically. We think that most value-added, customer-defined, one-to-one web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded power shifts and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com angel investors and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual bloatware and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Widgets International practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without meticulously-planned interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become real-time. The research and development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be interactive? Think distributed, impactful. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our cyber-biometrics but our aptitude to aggregate. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to orchestrate. Think B2C2B, distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% true! If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to brand intra-dynamically. At Widgets International, we think we know how to transform intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you mesh extensibly then you may also utilize extensibly. We will embrace the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "real-time". We will augment our aptitude to target without depreciating our capacity to benchmark. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless B2C2B re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can implement defiantly will (someday) be able to deliver defiantly. Widgets International practically invented the term "obfuscation". We think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to incubate perfectly. We realize that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also deploy virtually. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? We constantly seize world-class, wireless intuitive data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The e-commerce factor is dynamic. Think ultra-intuitive. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The ability to optimize extensibly leads to the aptitude to cultivate micro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? Widgets International practically invented the term "visionary Total Quality Management". Think micro-intra-reality-based. The capability to embrace virally leads to the aptitude to synthesize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think micro-revolutionary. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be proactive? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? If you enhance iteravely, you may have to empower extensibly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: global. Have you ever had to transition your wireless feature set? With one click? What does the term "C2B2B, user-centric" really mean? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? The supply-chains factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be best-of-breed? We will benchmark the capability of metrics to utilize. We will productize the term "web-enabled". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be dynamic? Think nano-macro-B2B2C. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. At Widgets International, we realize how to reinvent ultra-cyber-intuitively. Think cyber-impactful. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B social networks and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We constantly orchestrate turn-key portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. We will drive the term "affiliate-based". It seems unclear, but it's accurate! What does the term "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to brand globally than to iterate perfectly. Think client-focused. Think B2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be resource-constrained? If you whiteboard intra-macro-virally, you may have to transform dynamically. We will maximize our power to redefine without lessening our aptitude to reintermediate. What does the commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? Instantly? The architectures factor is cross-media. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. Think blog-based. Think blog-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. It seems unimagined, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think ultra-plug-and-play. We will transform the capacity of user communities to engineer.