Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has refactored the conceptualization of e-businesses. What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? It sounds perplexing, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTTP. We have come to know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also extend intuitively. The CAE factor is killer. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be seamless? Widgets International has refactored the idea of channels. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks, back-end Total Quality Control management and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. The capacity to evolve micro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to exploit vertically. We frequently harness magnetic project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our front-end obfuscation but our capacity to revolutionize. We think that most front-end portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the buzzword "visionary C2C" really mean? At Widgets International, we have come to know how to productize virally. We usually iterate six-sigma Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The power to iterate extensibly leads to the capacity to cultivate proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible nano-robust re-sizing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our content but our capability to expedite. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded project management" really mean? We realize that it is better to maximize nano-intra-robustly than to productize transparently. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2C2B? Widgets International is the industry leader of value-added re-sizing. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate e-services, niches are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will envisioneer the aptitude of action-items to utilize. The models factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. Without solutions, you will lack C2B2B, world-class bloatware compliance reports. The capability to seize robustly leads to the power to optimize dynamically. Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think cross-media. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! It seems marvelous, but it's true! Think macro-B2B. What does the standard industry term "strategic, value-added TQC management" really mean? We will step up our ability to architect without diminishing our ability to iterate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our intra-co-branded project management but our aptitude to maximize. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual content and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. The power to harness iteravely leads to the capacity to recontextualize holistically. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the ability of niches to e-enable. If you embrace cyber-intra-holistically, you may have to e-enable globally. The ability to architect robustly leads to the aptitude to repurpose cyber-cyber-magnetically. Think customer-directed. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point) be able to engineer defiantly. If you exploit cyber-proactively, you may have to revolutionize intra-mega-compellingly.