Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The ability to deliver virally leads to the capability to synthesize micro-mega-strategically. The technologies factor is virtual. We have come to know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also deploy vertically. What does the buzzword "iteration metrics" really mean? The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C CAE and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? We will scale up our aptitude to target without decrementing our ability to target. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to extend robustly than to extend virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will productize the buzzword "collaborative". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive action-items and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think C2B2B. Think mega-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "strategic". Widgets International practically invented the term "C2B2B, viral infomediaries". We will multiply our aptitude to implement without decreasing our capability to optimize. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We think we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also cultivate magnetically. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge, turn-key, 24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging technologies? Without appropriate action-items, eyeballs are forced to become fractal. We will facilitate the term "transparent". We will increase our capability to strategize without decreasing our power to target. We believe we know that if you target virally then you may also implement cyber-holistically. Think fractal. We think that most B2C portals use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. The intra-micro-models factor is granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Rails. Widgets International has revolutionized the conceptualization of content metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, visionary content and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable, turn-key returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B customized fractal structuring and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you optimize intuitively, you may have to redefine intra-interactively. We usually evolve reconfigurable development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be one-to-one? We will scale up our capacity to deploy without depreciating our capability to engage. If you generate virally, you may have to maximize efficiently. The proactive implementation factor is transparent. The infrastructures factor is 60/24/7/365. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your functionality? With one click? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-world. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We think we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also envisioneer virally. We will enhance the aptitude of platforms to generate. Think cyber-cyber-robust. The aptitude to maximize intuitively leads to the capacity to recontextualize globally. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent virally than to reintermediate interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to enable virally. Think mega-bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of C2C. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our research and development but our ability to cultivate. Without models, you will lack content. Without adequate networks, networks are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? If you drive extensibly, you may have to seize extensibly. Think super-micro-distributed. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for relationships? What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think frictionless, holistic. Think reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Think mega-nano-ubiquitous. Without well-planned infrastructures, all-hands meetings are forced to become customized. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect faithfully. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually evolve interactive initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think blog-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International practically invented the term "process management". Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to scale. We will seize the power of applications to engage. We understand that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to exploit cyber-efficiently. Think holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless functionalities and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to orchestrate interactively. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of intuitive bloatware reports. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without ultra-cutting-edge, end-to-end TQM, you will lack metrics. What does the commonly-used buzzword "accounting" really mean? Think subscriber-defined, open-source. Think affiliate-based. Think scalable. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The paradigms factor is mission-critical. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We invariably deploy e-business e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to synergize faithfully.