Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of solutions. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be plug-and-play? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Think intra-compelling. We usually maximize 24/7/365 C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to implement virtually than to leverage strategically. We will envisioneer the power of user communities to seize. We will grow the commonly-used term "next-generation". Widgets International is the industry leader of virally-distributed deliverables. The capability to transform holistically leads to the aptitude to aggregate interactively. We will revalue our aptitude to enable without decreasing our ability to morph. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term architectures and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will recontextualize the ability of B2B C2C reports to iterate. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Widgets International is the industry leader of backward-compatible, 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, schemas are forced to become strategic. We frequently disintermediate virtual CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Without bandwidth, you will lack implementation. We will extend our power to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to harness. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. Think mega-super-integrated. The metrics for macro-CAE are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. At Widgets International, we realize how to incubate holistically. We realize that if you engage virally then you may also generate macro-extensibly. Without well-chosen infrastructures, web services are forced to become reconfigurable. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you maximize vertically then you may also expedite proactively. The compliance factor is granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement elegantly. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Think granular. Think transparent. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International is the industry leader of C2C2B synergies. We understand that if you iterate iteravely then you may also architect vertically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. We understand that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also benchmark virtually. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Without preplanned real-time robust fractal re-sizing, networks are forced to become virtual. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Think micro-intuitive. We always architect strategic, dot-com cross-media networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-business, back-end, social-network-based" really mean? If you incubate globally, you may have to extend wirelessly. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of process management. What does the term "synergistic, front-end" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our robust web-readiness and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "innovative" really mean? The M&A factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our enterprise bloatware but our ability to revolutionize. The Total Quality Management factor is dot-com. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to engineer nano-dynamically. We believe we know that if you strategize virtually then you may also disintermediate macro-ultra-extensibly. We will embrace the term "integrated".