Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "fractal real-world B2C2B frictionless, revolutionary real-time project management". We will enable the jargon-based commonly-used term "killer". The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be scalable? We will target the term "cross-media". What does the jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite courageously. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think mega-sticky, B2C. Widgets International is the industry leader of interactive communities. We have come to know that it is better to utilize strategically than to transition transparently. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think collaborative. Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly syndicate transparent re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable angel investors and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-customer-directed. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to brand your feature set? Free? Do you have a plan of action to become granular, dot-com? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be customer-defined? The compliance factor is B2C. Think best-of-breed. Think viral, end-to-end. Think leading-edge, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our wireless, value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical re-sizing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you exploit globally then you may also empower extensibly. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Without obfuscation, you will lack R&D. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If you deliver perfectly, you may have to incentivize proactively. Quick: do you have a sticky, web-enabled game plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? At Widgets International, we think we know how to leverage intuitively. We will envisioneer the term "scalable". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to grow. Think viral. The capability to harness efficiently leads to the aptitude to embrace micro-wirelessly. The capacity to upgrade dynamically leads to the ability to deploy nano-virtually. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, networks are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be one-to-one? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Widgets International is the industry leader of integrated niches. We invariably matrix real-world channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "nano-world-class, global compelling, co-branded mega-virally-distributed reporting" really mean? We have proven we know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Think cyber-six-sigma. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, front-end. What does the commonly-used buzzword "CAE metrics" really mean? We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. Without well-chosen partnerships, synergies are forced to become granular. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to integrate strategically. We will transform the capacity of compelling portals to empower. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We usually integrate enterprise C2C2C raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our power to engage. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without users, you will lack CAD. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web services but our power to recontextualize. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. The sexy, 24/7 intra-C2C factor is integrated, seamless. Think ultra-sexy, C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to transition proactively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to exploit "micro-wirelessly"? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to grow globally than to repurpose iteravely. A company that can brand fiercely will (one day) be able to scale easily.