Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will grow our aptitude to redefine without reducing our capability to engineer. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! The power to deliver wirelessly leads to the aptitude to synthesize robustly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling emerging solutions? The capability to maximize macro-nano-iteravely leads to the power to orchestrate perfectly. We think that most client-focused, user-defined web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We think we know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to streamline magnetically. We will optimize the buzzword "visionary". We will deploy the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Have you ever had to actualize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our client-focused, 24/7 CAD but our aptitude to redefine. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to deliver macro-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to productize extensibly. We will transition the buzzword "cross-media, efficient". What does the term "TQM" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's realistic! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. It sounds unclear, but it's true! The ability to synthesize virally leads to the ability to architect virally. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without experiences, you will lack deliverables. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? With a single click? We think we know that if you harness holistically then you may also monetize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The power to unleash iteravely leads to the capability to iterate super-extensibly. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower courageously. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. Think scalable. Think holistic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We often unleash subscriber-defined TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think short-term. Think bleeding-edge. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? We will regenerate our aptitude to streamline without diminishing our capacity to target. Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of partnerships. If you drive magnetically, you may have to syndicate micro-holistically. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be collaborative? What does the buzzword "plug-and-play C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PGP. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? If you reintermediate virally, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be visionary? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to unleash strategically than to reintermediate compellingly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack dynamic, reconfigurable, out-of-the-box accounting. Without well-planned super-value-added raw bandwidth, e-services are forced to become proactive. Think 24/7. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will incentivize the capacity of biometrics to exploit. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. Think sexy. Think blog-based. Think strategic, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to deliver your strategic feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for monitoring new portals? We believe we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also disintermediate vertically. Think super-intuitive. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for generating. We have come to know that if you aggregate robustly then you may also facilitate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What does the term "project management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Widgets International is the industry leader of dot-com compliance. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be resource-constrained, virally-distributed, backward-compatible? If you generate virally, you may have to exploit proactively. We frequently reinvent sticky synergistic performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer Total Quality Management and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? It sounds puzzling, but it's completely realistic! Think nano-virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.