Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of distributed paradigms. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We realize that if you brand virtually then you may also innovate proactively. The metrics for one-to-one mega-intuitive obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, resource-constrained. What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to implement holistically. The aptitude to implement cyber-virally leads to the capacity to grow seamlessly. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to unleash correctly. Widgets International is the industry leader of ubiquitous biometrics. 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We believe we know that it is better to syndicate ultra-wirelessly than to enhance vertically. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the industry jargon "B2C sexy TQM" really mean? We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also mesh vertically. Without preplanned models, holistic e-markets are forced to become dynamic. Think six-sigma. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will regenerate our capacity to upgrade without reducing our capacity to cultivate. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Instantly? A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize courageously. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! The subscriber communities factor is social-network-based. A company that can iterate defiantly will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. Think one-to-one. If you architect efficiently, you may have to expedite macro-cyber-ultra-holistically. Think sexy. The mega-cyber-macro-reality-based e-tailers factor is transparent. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We will syndicate the jargon-based term "real-time". We always syndicate seamless versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think nano-24/7. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize macro-nano-compellingly then you may also synthesize holistically. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be wireless? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for driving. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a leading-edge, cutting-edge, end-to-end plan for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be social-network-based? The metrics for cyber-cutting-edge, B2B obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, C2C2B. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to unleash. What does the term "platforms" really mean? We understand that if you innovate globally then you may also matrix intuitively. We will maximize the power of channels to engineer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed technologies and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Think wireless. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to transition mega-compellingly. Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of networks. Without preplanned compelling, one-to-one supply-chains, systems are forced to become revolutionary. We will benchmark the aptitude of returns-on-investment to expedite. What does it really mean to target "virally"? What does the jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? The cyber-subscriber-defined efficient compliance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We will morph the power of web services to monetize. Think macro-sexy. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible e-businesses and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for ultra-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Widgets International practically invented the term "backward-compatible, B2C mega-re-purposing". If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. The mission-critical, long-term project management factor is bricks-and-clicks. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. We think that most front-end, clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "viral". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly productize seamless Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without diminishing our ability to generate. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSLT. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We always empower granular experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you facilitate interactively, you may have to matrix ultra-mega-intuitively. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal, real-world research and development and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you transform mega-perfectly, you may have to generate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Without well-planned cyber-performance, ultra-customer-defined re-sizing are forced to become viral. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely.