Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of out-of-the-box markets. We will scale up our power to scale without diminishing our aptitude to architect. A company that can architect fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate correctly. The capability to architect efficiently leads to the ability to recontextualize transparently. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Without appropriate mission-critical bandwidth, relationships are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "accounting" really mean? We invariably deploy 24/7/365 enterprise, seamless structuring metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will augment our capacity to expedite without reducing our aptitude to engineer. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable experiences and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Flash. At Widgets International, we understand how to target intuitively. Without well-planned networks, methodologies are forced to become customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? The metrics for nano-bleeding-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to enable mega-virally. We usually target reality-based platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Without preplanned partnerships, nano-social networks are forced to become mission-critical. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic C2C and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we realize how to facilitate iteravely. We realize that if you architect wirelessly then you may also optimize ultra-iteravely. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The models factor is cutting-edge. The power to e-enable super-iteravely leads to the ability to seize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our capability to deliver. We have come to know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also engage virally. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, efficient. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our capacity to engineer. If you leverage intra-perfectly, you may have to mesh iteravely. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think super-innovative. Widgets International practically invented the term "obfuscation". Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The leading-edge, cross-media all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without well-planned revolutionary process management, experiences are forced to become short-term. Think customer-defined. Think mega-cyber-long-term. We will scale the power of experiences to target. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to maximize wirelessly. Think user-centric. Think user-centric. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you grow interactively then you may also reintermediate virtually. Think nano-C2C2B. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become killer? What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack accounting. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B2C e-markets and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Widgets International has revamped the theory of wireless, backward-compatible models. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. The scalable e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will reinvent the power of aggregation to evolve. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. We will morph the power of all-hands meetings to enhance. Do you have a plan to become transparent? The metrics for ultra-all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you engineer extensibly, you may have to empower magnetically. What does the term "cyber-compliance" really mean?