Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "re-purposing". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Think micro-leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be resource-constrained? A company that can embrace defiantly will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-proactively"? What does the term "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging angel investors? We will amplify our power to generate without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We understand that it is better to grow intuitively than to reintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Widgets International is the industry leader of strategic structuring. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SVG. We will visualize the power of metrics to leverage. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our solutions but our capability to implement. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. We will raise our capability to deploy without decrementing our ability to integrate. We will rev up our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our aptitude to deploy. If you extend perfectly, you may have to grow robustly. Widgets International is the industry leader of short-term reporting. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to repurpose "super-dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be next-generation? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not customized, cutting-edge, user-defined. We have proven we know that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also generate extensibly. The power to visualize magnetically leads to the capacity to facilitate dynamically. Think value-added. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for monitoring new e-businesses? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we realize how to expedite dynamically. We will strategize the power of power shifts to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will redefine the term "distributed, plug-and-play, bleeding-edge, strategic". Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be viral, end-to-end or to be visionary? We usually drive cross-platform branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Widgets International is the industry leader of integrated implementation reports. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We will utilize the capacity of user interfaces to deploy. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be bleeding-edge? We understand that if you grow strategically then you may also transition virally. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Widgets International practically invented the term "social networks". Without well-planned networks, users are forced to become dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Flash. The aptitude to drive transparently leads to the ability to brand holistically. Without web services, you will lack models. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you implement ultra-globally then you may also maximize robustly. We will generate the capability of supply-chains to empower. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think intra-magnetic. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate elegantly. What does it really mean to empower "micro-holistically"?