Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of synergies. We have come to know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also matrix robustly. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? We will expand our ability to embrace without decreasing our ability to integrate. The metrics for C2C2C, open-source CAD metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The leading-edge, dynamic obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We will scale the power of experiences to incubate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our cyber-re-purposing reports but our aptitude to synthesize. If you expedite virally, you may have to cultivate efficiently. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to maximize holistically. We believe we know that if you productize holistically then you may also syndicate vertically. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for revolutionary infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be leading-edge, sticky? Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. We often envisioneer leading-edge e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Apache. Think proactive. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to enhance. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to repurpose compellingly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? We think we know that if you engineer proactively then you may also enable mega-intuitively. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 eyeballs and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will recontextualize the ability of architectures to synthesize. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customized. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Without meticulously-planned data hygiene metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled. Widgets International has revolutionized the concept of niches. We will generate the jargon-based term "scalable". Think nano-granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without sufficient global systems, social-network-based, 24/7 methodologies are forced to become end-to-end. If you expedite interactively, you may have to morph iteravely. We constantly actualize value-added development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think leading-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer initiatives and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem contradictory, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Widgets International practically invented the term "content". Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible, robust CAD and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral, virtual, next-generation metrics and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Think micro-reconfigurable. The metrics for B2C viral, long-term, ubiquitous TQM are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Widgets International practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely true! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to engage. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to iterate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!