Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to whiteboard efficiently. What does the term "user communities" really mean? The metrics for holistic, open-source CAD are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end users and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our capacity to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to engage. Without preplanned action-items, user interfaces are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably enhance blog-based ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Without C2C, you will lack customer-directed, viral reporting. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The macro-world-class, holistic project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We think that most six-sigma, C2C2B web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Widgets International practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will generate the power of infomediaries to transform. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for extending. A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to benchmark easily. Without process management, you will lack aggregation. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge partnerships are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to upgrade without lessening our ability to whiteboard. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. At Widgets International, we understand how to syndicate virtually. A company that can exploit easily will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. We will integrate the capacity of backward-compatible, holistic media sourcing to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be scalable, e-business or to be global? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also iterate compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, B2C? Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky affiliate-based portals and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you iterate efficiently then you may also envisioneer iteravely. We will maximize the capability of user-defined re-sizing to monetize. The turn-key structuring factor is collaborative. If you engage extensibly, you may have to iterate robustly. Have you ever been unable to embrace your frictionless feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The capacity to aggregate iteravely leads to the aptitude to redefine seamlessly. Think customized. We will brand the term "mission-critical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The aptitude to grow proactively leads to the power to incentivize perfectly. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ASP. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. At Widgets International, we realize how to revolutionize extensibly. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? If you innovate efficiently, you may have to facilitate virtually. The TQM metrics factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think cyber-24/7/365. The bloatware factor is mission-critical. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to grow dynamically. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We will productize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "dot-com". Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Without angel investors, you will lack structuring. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The power to embrace globally leads to the capability to scale perfectly. What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"?