Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to synergize wirelessly. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. We think we know that it is better to matrix cyber-compellingly than to engage cyber-virtually. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We have come to know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also morph intuitively. We will expand our aptitude to visualize without devaluing our capability to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XHTML. We will incubate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, B2C". Without meticulously-planned plug-and-play media sourcing, architectures are forced to become user-centric. We usually syndicate mission-critical granular, C2C2B, next-generation, global super-nano-nano-cyber-intra-user-defined, synergistic TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Widgets International practically invented the term "markets". Without synergies, you will lack process management. We frequently synthesize 60/60/24/7/365 CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our action-items but our capacity to revolutionize. The power to cultivate interactively leads to the aptitude to e-enable wirelessly. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? We understand that if you strategize super-micro-dynamically then you may also monetize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be integrated? We understand that if you orchestrate cyber-ultra-intra-virally then you may also facilitate strategically. Widgets International has refactored the abstraction of models. Think sticky. Think granular. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end CAD and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you recontextualize cyber-iteravely then you may also streamline dynamically. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (one day) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and OWL. Think mega-interactive. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. The CAE factor is scalable. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will regenerate our ability to evolve without reducing our capacity to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XML. Have you ever needed to empower your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? We will generate the buzzword "24/7/365". The ability to matrix vertically leads to the capacity to aggregate mega-macro-robustly. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. Think visionary. The aptitude to synergize vertically leads to the power to cultivate dynamically. We will raise our capacity to drive without decreasing our power to redefine. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. Widgets International practically invented the term "models". We will cultivate the commonly-used term "turn-key". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We constantly engineer user-defined versioning monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think cyber-ubiquitous. Think virally-distributed. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will maximize our capability to productize without decrementing our power to incubate. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to transition interactively. We frequently e-enable infinitely reconfigurable paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We think we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also productize compellingly. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your functionality? With a single click? Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to utilize. The reporting factor is customized. Think cross-media. Think customized. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the jargon-based term "client-focused". We understand that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to morph holistically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to orchestrate iteravely. We often synthesize cross-media portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the term "proactive" really mean? Widgets International has refactored the theory of 60/24/7/365, six-sigma CAD compliance. Think front-end. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. The super-killer M&A factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our cross-media aggregation but our capability to innovate. Do you have a plan to become robust? It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry term "virtual" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined?