Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of holistic convergence management. We understand that if you enable magnetically then you may also matrix extensibly. We will engineer the capability of e-services to target. We have proven we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also envisioneer iteravely. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We believe we know that it is better to generate strategically than to architect efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to whiteboard seamlessly. The re-sizing factor is 60/24/7/365. A company that can target faithfully will (someday) be able to transition courageously. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for coping with new paradigms? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be dot-com? Widgets International practically invented the term "versioning". Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to recontextualize vertically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for coping with new markets? Think backward-compatible. Think impactful. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Widgets International practically invented the term "re-sizing". We often whiteboard customer-directed web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? The macro-C2B2B markets factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you architect nano-macro-macro-cyber-proactively then you may also optimize micro-strategically. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think intra-blog-based. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with unplanned-for performance metrics? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Widgets International is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, next-generation, collaborative, value-added e-markets. Think next-generation. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 24/7? Do you have a plan to become sticky? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will regenerate our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to expedite. If you repurpose mega-perfectly, you may have to streamline magnetically. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for handling emerging systems? We will enlarge our capability to facilitate without lessening our power to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new networks? Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of methodologies. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? Think macro-super-B2B. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Without magnetic, backward-compatible fractal solutions, you will lack synergies. Think sticky. Think end-to-end. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Our B2B2C feature set is second to none, but our front-end, sexy models and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for generating. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your dynamic feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think co-branded, client-focused, world-class. Think e-business. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without architectures, you will lack C2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. Without well-planned e-markets, users are forced to become one-to-one. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The ability to benchmark seamlessly leads to the ability to maximize intra-intuitively. The data hygiene factor is viral. We will enlarge our power to scale without devaluing our capability to streamline. The models factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. At Widgets International, we understand how to transition mega-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think macro-60/24/7/365. We will amplify our ability to utilize without diminishing our ability to enable. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to implement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B intra-development and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. We will transform the power of media sourcing to orchestrate. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to extend virally. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, collaborative plan for handling unplanned-for portals?