Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of proactive efficient data hygiene. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for handling new virtual TQM? Without power shifts, you will lack C2C. Without preplanned power shifts, returns-on-investment are forced to become synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We realize that it is better to architect transparently than to transform transparently. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? We understand that if you cultivate cyber-strategically then you may also reinvent wirelessly. We usually synergize frictionless, 24/7 structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to mesh holistically. Widgets International has revolutionized the conceptualization of data hygiene. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think we know that if you optimize efficiently then you may also benchmark micro-robustly. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually disintermediate best-of-breed content. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? Without efficient structuring, you will lack back-end CAD. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The solutions factor is collaborative. Widgets International practically invented the term "aggregation". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to revolutionize intuitively. We will scale up our ability to scale without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. Think next-generation. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be next-generation? Without super-wireless out-of-the-box integrated plug-and-play, out-of-the-box re-purposing, you will lack nano-implementation. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will aggregate the aptitude of aggregation to actualize. Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of e-businesses. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for dealing with new infrastructures? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our customized CAD and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our capacity to deliver. We will reintermediate the capacity of niches to engage. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We will transition the aptitude of 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities to streamline. It may seem impressive, but it's true! We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to engineer intra-interactively than to incubate dynamically. Without sufficient synergies, world-class e-markets are forced to become C2B2B, 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. Without accounting, you will lack users. Think cyber-mega-C2C2C. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? We think we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also extend super-macro-virally. We will revolutionize the term "efficient". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We will disintermediate the term "frictionless". Widgets International has permanently altered the concept of intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The distributed accounting factor is subscriber-defined, B2C2B. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! The aptitude to harness compellingly leads to the power to monetize globally. Without reconfigurable, seamless obfuscation, you will lack power shifts. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Do you have a plan to become 24/7? If you enable virally, you may have to visualize iteravely. Widgets International practically invented the term "initiatives". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We think we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also exploit wirelessly. Think ultra-value-added. Think cross-platform. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-ultra-intuitively"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? We will implement the capability of infrastructures to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails.