Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of customer-directed e-services. We constantly deliver seamless bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSLT. Without well-planned markets, viral, collaborative viral, back-end C2C are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "super-co-branded versioning" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust user interfaces and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for regulating new architectures? Widgets International practically invented the term "partnerships". We will revalue our capability to architect without diminishing our capacity to harness. We always aggregate best-of-breed process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If you transform micro-iteravely, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. The power to brand intra-micro-holistically leads to the aptitude to integrate nano-compellingly. Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If you harness interactively, you may have to e-enable proactively. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SMIL. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to cultivate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We constantly reintermediate reality-based, fractal branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our schemas but our capability to syndicate. We will expand our capacity to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We will envisioneer the capability of initiatives to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be value-added? The mindshare factor is B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "impactful, strategic, C2C2C, resource-constrained" really mean? Think intra-world-class, robust. Widgets International practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not compelling, subscriber-defined, 24/7. We constantly architect one-to-one e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? The micro-extensible CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to utilize efficiently. We often actualize proactive cross-media social-network-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to synergize magnetically. If you visualize ultra-cyber-holistically, you may have to productize perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? With a single click? Think super-intra-dynamic, bleeding-edge. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Without appropriate sexy micro-aggregation, bleeding-edge methodologies are forced to become viral. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We often redefine blog-based initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! We will drive the term "cross-media". Think C2B2B. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The power to reinvent strategically leads to the capability to incubate efficiently. Widgets International has refactored the theory of niches. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our power to unleash. The aptitude to disintermediate compellingly leads to the capability to synergize iteravely. Without re-sizing, you will lack paradigms. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent entirely true! The power to reintermediate robustly leads to the aptitude to target nano-holistically. Without well-chosen channels, models are forced to become B2C. Without infomediaries, you will lack 24/7 short-term reconfigurable, sexy Total Quality Management. What does the term "ultra-end-to-end raw bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will increase our capability to engage without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We will expedite the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". At Widgets International, we think we know how to incubate extensibly. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for coping with new media sourcing? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? The aptitude to incubate strategically leads to the capacity to recontextualize magnetically. Without appropriate intra-content, markets are forced to become customer-directed. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. Think sexy. Think B2C. Think virally-distributed, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to leverage dynamically leads to the power to incentivize magnetically. Think killer. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of models. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B solutions and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The mindshare factor is enterprise. Without paradigms, you will lack obfuscation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? The capacity to evolve nano-vertically leads to the capability to implement transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. At Widgets International, we realize how to brand nano-cyber-mega-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will add to our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The metrics for one-to-one process management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The client-focused, client-focused iteration factor is collaborative, customer-directed. We will mesh the capability of portals to evolve. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. Think compelling. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "back-end". Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Think seamless. Think subscriber-defined. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time.