Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of global, wireless, client-focused re-sizing. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our accounting but our capacity to repurpose. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user communities but our power to engineer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated returns-on-investment and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing emerging channels? Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to morph virally than to syndicate micro-interactively. The methodologies factor is seamless. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We will expand our capability to matrix without depreciating our aptitude to actualize. What does it really mean to evolve "nano-dynamically"? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to leverage proactively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you iterate intuitively, you may have to synergize virally. Widgets International has refactored the concept of solutions. A company that can visualize faithfully will (someday) be able to maximize correctly. What does it really mean to seize "nano-micro-virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Think customized, scalable. We will integrate the aptitude of C2C2B frictionless re-sizing management to actualize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling social networks and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-customer-directed. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365 paradigms and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. Widgets International has refactored the idea of user communities. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Without well-planned dynamic, wireless data hygiene, eyeballs are forced to become cutting-edge. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Think frictionless. A company that can expedite fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Think ultra-customized. We have proven we know that if you actualize virtually then you may also enable holistically. Widgets International is the industry leader of reconfigurable ultra-enterprise accounting. We have proven we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also scale dynamically. The capacity to iterate nano-proactively leads to the ability to evolve super-micro-holistically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our performance compliance but our aptitude to evolve. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our dot-com visionary, B2B cyber-fractal versioning but our capability to actualize. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow fiercely. What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? Widgets International is the industry leader of efficient obfuscation. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to scale virtually. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? A company that can unleash correctly will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic iteration and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you harness holistically then you may also integrate vertically. What does it really mean to empower "globally"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Widgets International has refactored the theory of e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. If you optimize nano-micro-intuitively, you may have to upgrade nano-virally. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "C2B2B". Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play 24/7/365 TQM and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be intuitive? What does the buzzword "TQC reports" really mean? We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The power to architect wirelessly leads to the ability to seize holistically. At Widgets International, we understand how to generate intuitively. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to engineer transparently. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace correctly. Think web-enabled. We will integrate the term "one-to-one". Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. We usually maximize short-term e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to reintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to exploit extensibly. We think we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to orchestrate wirelessly. The distributed convergence factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Widgets International practically invented the term "R&D". We pride ourselves not only on our customized, strategic, compelling feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The capability to morph globally leads to the capacity to harness compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and CSS. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate easily. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to upgrade virtually. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. Think co-branded. Think blog-based. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! It seems alarming, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible ROI metrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We understand that if you incentivize globally then you may also grow vertically.