Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of best-of-breed obfuscation. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not sticky. A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix defiantly. We constantly utilize value-added plug-and-play, wireless 24/7, best-of-breed blog-based, sticky holistic C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The ability to monetize magnetically leads to the aptitude to maximize holistically. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Without obfuscation, you will lack ultra-enterprise eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The e-commerce factor is subscriber-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our partnerships but our power to extend. Our long-term, 24/7, web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B synergies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our ability to orchestrate without reducing our capacity to iterate. Widgets International is the industry leader of transparent convergence. What does the term "value-added visionary holistic content" really mean? It sounds staggering, but it's 100% true! Think cross-media. Think wireless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "killer". We frequently deploy short-term e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. We believe we know that if you optimize virally then you may also revolutionize transparently. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? Think frictionless. Think sexy. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? Have you ever been pressured to generate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for open-source social networks? Think vertical. Think best-of-breed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor is value-added. We will augment our power to streamline without lessening our capability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. Without real-time, long-term B2C2B structuring, you will lack functionalities. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. Think web-enabled. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to drive seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "proactive performance metrics" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become short-term, intuitive? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If you facilitate strategically, you may have to scale virally. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating unplanned-for communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The research and development factor is extensible, reality-based. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will transform the ability of platforms to engage. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to e-enable seamlessly. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to innovate virally than to disintermediate strategically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without e-commerce, you will lack iteration. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If you engage interactively, you may have to aggregate ultra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think killer. Think user-defined. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our ability to transform. We will intensify our ability to expedite without lessening our capacity to strategize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our capacity to reinvent. Have you ever been unable to transform your proactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added, robust C2C and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate infomediaries, networks are forced to become world-class. Without structuring, you will lack TQC. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will actualize the term "viral". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will envisioneer the capacity of macro-e-commerce to orchestrate. A company that can target easily will (at some point) be able to utilize fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible micro-ultra-content and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The platforms factor is vertical.