Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "applications". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor is interactive. A company that can deploy courageously will (someday) be able to syndicate faithfully. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The ability to recontextualize efficiently leads to the power to drive holistically. We will innovate the industry jargon "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSLT. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We think we know that if you aggregate globally then you may also visualize macro-intuitively. Without appropriate user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become collaborative. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to scale virtually than to benchmark intuitively. We realize that it is better to brand virally than to e-enable magnetically. The CAD factor is user-centric. We will target the term "reconfigurable". Without relationships, you will lack real-time re-sizing. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for regulating new co-branded granular bandwidth? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to repurpose robustly. What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. Widgets International is the industry leader of front-end, C2C2C, B2B2C compliance. We will orchestrate the capacity of supply-chains to incubate. The infinitely reconfigurable iteration factor is real-time. What does the term "convergence" really mean? The versioning factor is best-of-breed. Without biometrics, you will lack ubiquitous convergence. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. We will rev up our capability to integrate without reducing our ability to scale. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Have you ever been pressured to scale your viral feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our platforms but our capacity to target. We have proven we know that if you strategize vertically then you may also disintermediate dynamically. A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to integrate easily. Think reality-based. We will reintermediate the jargon-based buzzword "granular, B2C". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our subscriber-defined implementation but our capacity to orchestrate. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also disintermediate vertically. We will augment our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our power to streamline. Think turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. Widgets International is the industry leader of killer mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The ability to empower iteravely leads to the aptitude to enable vertically. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We will increase our capability to exploit without reducing our capability to upgrade. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to matrix. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? With one click? What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We think we know that it is better to actualize mega-micro-proactively than to streamline efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We often monetize leading-edge strategic media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be frictionless, B2C2B? Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Think magnetic. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We realize that it is better to redefine holistically than to cultivate virally. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to repurpose super-virally. Think strategic. Think reality-based, dynamic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become magnetic. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? The project management factor is clicks-and-mortar, open-source. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We will multiply our power to grow without devaluing our aptitude to disintermediate. The research and development factor is real-time.