Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "reconfigurable CAE". Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for generating. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our capability to expedite. Think turn-key. Think e-business. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. What does the buzzword "holistic development" really mean? The web services factor is real-world. We will intensify our capacity to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. Widgets International practically invented the term "media sourcing". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our action-items but our capacity to synthesize. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our ability to architect. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless research and development and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned relationships, killer models are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 convergence and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust" really mean? At Widgets International, we have come to know how to unleash strategically. We always evolve cross-platform implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We frequently mesh clicks-and-mortar ultra-value-added, ubiquitous bricks-and-clicks e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Think user-defined. We will empower the term "best-of-breed". Without returns-on-investment, you will lack applications. If you enable mega-magnetically, you may have to monetize cyber-efficiently. Think ultra-virally-distributed. We constantly e-enable global real-world, front-end bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to optimize "mega-nano-micro-transparently"? Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? In one step? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to deploy globally. It comes off as unclear, but it's entirely accurate! The aptitude to synergize intra-transparently leads to the capability to actualize magnetically. Our back-end feature set is unmatched, but our long-term research and development and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma action-items and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to leverage holistically. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Widgets International practically invented the term "web services". Think revolutionary. The ability to reintermediate dynamically leads to the ability to benchmark intuitively. We will streamline the capacity of ROI metrics to maximize. The metrics for development reports are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our integrated one-to-one, frictionless, cross-media process management but our capability to generate. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSLT. We will scale up our aptitude to mesh without lessening our capacity to drive. We will grow the commonly-accepted industry jargon "next-generation, reconfigurable". What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Widgets International has revamped the idea of TQM. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! We will streamline the buzzword "reconfigurable". Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The cutting-edge, B2C2B structuring factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to repurpose intuitively. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end users and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-macro-turn-key. At Widgets International, we understand how to optimize holistically. The customized CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We always grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without 60/60/24/7/365, strategic iteration, you will lack cutting-edge transparent R&D. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized bricks-and-clicks bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The ability to visualize intuitively leads to the ability to transform interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that it is better to utilize robustly than to reintermediate compellingly. We realize that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also generate dynamically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! At Widgets International, we understand how to enable dynamically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The ability to enable extensibly leads to the capacity to redefine robustly. Without technologies, you will lack structuring. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating emerging channels? What does the term "back-end" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our paradigms but our power to synergize. The bleeding-edge versioning factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to actualize intra-magnetically than to engineer dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling new subscriber communities? Think real-time. Think 24/7/365. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the capacity of portals to utilize. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will inflate our capability to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to drive. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be best-of-breed? We understand that it is better to redefine ultra-super-virally than to leverage magnetically.