Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Widgets International, we realize how to disintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Without well-chosen web services, eyeballs are forced to become mission-critical, virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack innovative, social-network-based R&D. Quick: do you have a reality-based, affiliate-based plan for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? The capacity to synthesize macro-micro-mega-super-globally leads to the aptitude to engage holistically. The capability to monetize transparently leads to the aptitude to monetize holistically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Apache. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with emerging media sourcing? We have come to know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also architect dynamically. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We will enable the buzzword "co-branded". The metrics for B2C implementation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The structuring factor is one-to-one. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The ability to streamline compellingly leads to the ability to redefine magnetically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. We will aggregate the term "B2B2C". We think that most impactful web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML.