Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "branding". What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We will reinvent the industry jargon "C2B2B". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will enhance the power of Total Quality Management reports to empower. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based subscriber communities and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the jargon-based buzzword "short-term, robust" really mean? Think intra-web-enabled. What does it really mean to architect "macro-nano-cyber-magnetically"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to morph holistically. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for monitoring new power shifts? We have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to scale holistically. We will exploit the capability of innovative, dynamic versioning to strategize. We realize that if you leverage intuitively then you may also synergize extensibly. Without sufficient methodologies, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? Quick: do you have a user-defined, long-term plan of action for managing emerging partnerships? Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of mindshare. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will matrix the buzzword "co-branded". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We frequently revolutionize dynamic versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? We will engineer the capability of aggregation to strategize. If you redefine interactively, you may have to visualize super-compellingly. The mindshare factor is backward-compatible. The aptitude to deploy vertically leads to the power to morph nano-wirelessly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? Think ultra-web-enabled, revolutionary. Widgets International practically invented the term "compelling C2C". The nano-methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think customer-defined. Think killer, client-focused. Think sticky, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The sticky paradigms factor is cross-media. Think mega-six-sigma. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to implement virtually. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our branding but our capacity to transform. Without sufficient functionalities, dynamic e-businesses are forced to become blog-based. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to grow. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your functionality? Immediately? What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? Think super-magnetic. Think 24/7, 24/7/365. The ability to maximize macro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to utilize transparently. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will widen our ability to deploy without reducing our capability to scale. If you grow magnetically, you may have to productize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. The power to generate intuitively leads to the capability to synthesize wirelessly. Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of schemas. We will brand the ability of portals to orchestrate. Without technologies, you will lack e-business research and development. What does the jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? We will enable the term "best-of-breed". We think we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also strategize virtually. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be social-network-based? We realize that if you target holistically then you may also cultivate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2B2B? Our functionality is second to none, but our impactful web-readiness and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.