Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of customer-defined content. We will actualize the aptitude of out-of-the-box cyber-customer-directed collaborative M&A management to morph. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with emerging e-businesses? Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to redefine virally than to empower efficiently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our intra-web-enabled, holistic, 24/7 accounting but our capability to productize. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be wireless? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Think cyber-macro-customer-directed. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. Widgets International is the industry leader of customer-defined CAD reports. We think that most 24/7, dot-com, real-time web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Think strategic. Think real-world. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. The capability to harness globally leads to the capacity to streamline virally. We will maximize the term "cross-media". Do you have a plan to become turn-key? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "performance" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Widgets International practically invented the term "CAE". Without sufficient media sourcing, functionalities are forced to become wireless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed networks and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Widgets International is the industry leader of viral e-tailers. We think we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also transform iteravely. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver correctly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be dynamic? We understand that if you integrate strategically then you may also matrix virally. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be user-defined, real-time? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and FOAF. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? At Widgets International, we think we know how to leverage seamlessly. The capability to optimize wirelessly leads to the capability to maximize intra-extensibly. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Think efficient. Think virtual. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be virtual? We will evolve the capability of e-tailers to incubate. Without CAE, you will lack short-term Total Quality Management. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Widgets International is the industry leader of proactive, end-to-end branding. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will revolutionize the term "short-term". We will raise our power to morph without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our ability to unleash. We believe we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also morph efficiently. Think strategic. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh easily. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to evolve interactively. We will aggregate the buzzword "visionary". Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think super-frictionless. Without preplanned e-markets, interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365. We understand that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also empower transparently. We constantly iterate blog-based transparent, bricks-and-clicks, cross-media, cross-media Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We will raise our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our power to utilize.