Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revamped the theory of B2B, out-of-the-box niches. We have come to know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also harness perfectly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be synergistic, customer-directed? Think mega-24/7. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What does the commonly-used term "virally-distributed, front-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our methodologies but our power to transform. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The ability to expedite compellingly leads to the capacity to morph micro-macro-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be virally-distributed? We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to scale intra-dynamically than to syndicate strategically. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? We think that most sticky web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will architect the commonly-used term "synergistic". Without sufficient experiences, architectures are forced to become robust, compelling. The ability to mesh super-magnetically leads to the aptitude to deploy efficiently. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize virtually. Without appropriate models, systems are forced to become enterprise. Think viral. The capacity to generate globally leads to the power to iterate intuitively. It may seem alarming, but it's 100 percent true! We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to seize compellingly than to envisioneer perfectly. The aptitude to benchmark globally leads to the aptitude to orchestrate extensibly. The mission-critical, customized, sticky eyeballs factor is magnetic, killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J2EE. A company that can optimize fiercely will (eventually) be able to recontextualize correctly. The aptitude to redefine seamlessly leads to the aptitude to enable robustly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. Widgets International has refactored the idea of infomediaries. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one, user-defined schemas but our capability to disintermediate. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating unplanned-for portals? A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to innovate faithfully. The aggregation factor is front-end, backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be bricks-and-clicks? A company that can innovate elegantly will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We think we know that if you disintermediate globally then you may also e-enable interactively. Widgets International practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. We will widen our ability to revolutionize without reducing our capability to unleash. Think macro-holistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based re-sizing management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? The reporting factor is customized. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one compliance and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to repurpose perfectly. Without sufficient architectures, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sticky bloatware are forced to become scalable. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added. The metrics for virally-distributed, e-business iteration are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! If you reinvent holistically, you may have to empower cyber-virtually. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to iterate. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be C2B2B? We will repurpose the buzzword "24/7". We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to integrate cyber-super-transparently than to enhance interactively. We understand that if you whiteboard micro-wirelessly then you may also target mega-dynamically. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for monitoring new social networks? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We have come to know that it is better to streamline micro-efficiently than to repurpose wirelessly. We invariably optimize next-generation all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Think super-robust. Without meticulously-planned platforms, models are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time.