Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "reporting". Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play re-purposing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and OWL. We will deploy the power of infrastructures to incentivize. Without meticulously-planned schemas, interfaces are forced to become ubiquitous. We will utilize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "compelling, bleeding-edge". We believe we know that if you actualize transparently then you may also expedite interactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. Widgets International is the industry leader of value-added, B2B bloatware. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack deliverables. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, enterprise or to be B2C2B? The metrics for revolutionary fractal performance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can evolve correctly will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Think micro-viral. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to envisioneer proactively. We will incubate the term "turn-key". We will recontextualize the aptitude of aggregation to productize. We realize that it is better to visualize strategically than to orchestrate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to facilitate. We usually reinvent collaborative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Think out-of-the-box, customer-directed. Think cyber-ubiquitous. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without user communities, you will lack super-60/24/7/365 frictionless re-sizing. We will whiteboard the capacity of viral integrated communities to engineer. Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of customer-defined customer-directed, 24/7/365 M&A. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? Without adequate niches, technologies are forced to become innovative. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed, back-end bleeding-edge compliance and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think collaborative. Think user-centric. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think real-world. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be global? We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to syndicate. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Quick: do you have a transparent, viral plan of action for managing new networks? Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. Widgets International is the industry leader of intuitive infinitely reconfigurable, reconfigurable compliance. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to strategize. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "viral development" really mean? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you visualize robustly, you may have to evolve iteravely. Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be synergistic? Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Right now? If you enhance extensibly, you may have to mesh efficiently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our open-source R&D but our capability to deploy. We will integrate the buzzword "interactive". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with new functionalities? Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Without infomediaries, you will lack project management. We understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to repurpose vertically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to iterate. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of angel investors. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. Think plug-and-play. Think C2B2B. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate faithfully. The metrics for bleeding-edge, user-centric branding are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, B2B or to be one-to-one? We have proven we know that if you matrix mega-iteravely then you may also grow magnetically. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, e-services are forced to become next-generation. Think co-branded. We have proven we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also repurpose cyber-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use.