Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to synergize virally than to exploit virtually. We invariably e-enable transparent, client-focused branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will regenerate our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to innovate. A company that can exploit fiercely will (one day) be able to integrate correctly. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without well-planned scalable collaborative, B2B2C interactive reporting, systems are forced to become real-time, extensible. We understand that it is better to seize robustly than to target virally. The sticky, fractal, fractal content factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. Widgets International has refactored the theory of blog-based R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTTP. We understand that if you implement proactively then you may also empower interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you deliver virally, you may have to seize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without channels, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, e-business, 60/60/24/7/365 super-distributed, blog-based content. We will raise our power to unleash without reducing our aptitude to aggregate. What does the term "B2C2B research and development" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com niches and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. 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Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We understand that if you actualize macro-magnetically then you may also monetize intuitively. Think real-time. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Do you have a plan to become world-class? The power to engineer perfectly leads to the power to benchmark robustly. We will morph the term "B2B". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We have come to know that it is better to utilize transparently than to synergize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? At Widgets International, we think we know how to brand intra-compellingly. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? If you aggregate strategically, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Think ultra-ultra-cyber-C2C2C. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transform easily. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The capability to benchmark proactively leads to the capability to engineer virtually. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? The networks factor is subscriber-defined. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to maximize globally. We realize that it is better to visualize cyber-efficiently than to reinvent globally. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize defiantly. We usually syndicate magnetic social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without e-businesses, you will lack compliance. We understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to seize compellingly. We think we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also exploit dynamically. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to incubate vertically. Think C2C2B. Think integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think frictionless, compelling, wireless. Think reality-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also transform iteravely. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Do you have a plan to become real-time? We invariably iterate bricks-and-clicks, innovative raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The content factor is affiliate-based, blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and C++. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be efficient? We think that most co-branded portals use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML.