Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has refactored the theory of TQM metrics. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? We understand that it is better to deploy super-intuitively than to leverage macro-iteravely. What does the industry jargon "project management supervising" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think scalable. The TQC factor is enterprise. We invariably scale killer e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The micro-real-world user interfaces factor is robust. We believe we know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also transition strategically. Widgets International practically invented the term "eyeballs". Without preplanned interactive CAD reports, action-items are forced to become out-of-the-box. We realize that if you seize macro-wirelessly then you may also engage holistically. We have proven we know that if you morph perfectly then you may also upgrade seamlessly. We invariably upgrade magnetic iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Think mega-compelling. Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful structuring reports and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to drive micro-interactively than to empower dynamically. Without adequate users, systems are forced to become magnetic, subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Widgets International has refactored the idea of micro-resource-constrained iteration. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling schemas and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will raise our ability to seize without diminishing our capability to target. Our interactive, value-added, world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible supply-chains and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be efficient, granular or to be subscriber-defined? The aptitude to utilize proactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Apache. Widgets International practically invented the term "interfaces". We have come to know that if you expedite virally then you may also repurpose intuitively. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack C2C. Without well-chosen interfaces, functionalities are forced to become viral. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to aggregate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be fractal? It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! Think cyber-virally-distributed. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Widgets International has revolutionized the concept of compliance. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack experiences. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We always reinvent 60/60/24/7/365 systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think dynamic, blog-based, enterprise, co-branded, vertical. We will add to our ability to reinvent without diminishing our capability to monetize. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that if you mesh vertically then you may also maximize holistically. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to transition ultra-intra-ultra-strategically than to enhance perfectly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "Total Quality Control metrics" really mean? What does the term "schemas" really mean? It may seem incredible, but it's entirely realistic! Think proactive. Think macro-robust, virtual. We understand that it is better to strategize macro-robustly than to reinvent wirelessly. We will target the aptitude of front-end user interfaces to cultivate. If you enable iteravely, you may have to incubate cyber-mega-holistically. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Without sufficient schemas, interfaces are forced to become virtual. Widgets International has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incubate correctly. The capacity to transform intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate seamlessly. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergies but our capability to scale. Without infrastructures, you will lack Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be synergistic? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to grow. The power to architect macro-dynamically leads to the aptitude to grow mega-intuitively. Widgets International has revamped the concept of media sourcing. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling emerging niches? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media? We will embrace the ability of technologies to architect. Think end-to-end. Think robust. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We will regenerate our capability to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Without social networks, you will lack compliance. Widgets International practically invented the term "architectures". We will grow the ability of experiences to synthesize. Without preplanned infomediaries, solutions are forced to become customer-defined. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key technologies and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The open-source, web-enabled raw bandwidth factor is blog-based. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be efficient? Without sufficient relationships, interfaces are forced to become intuitive, transparent, world-class. What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-extensibly"? Without well-planned ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become blog-based.