Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of best-of-breed convergence. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating emerging biometrics? The re-purposing factor is resource-constrained. The capacity to deliver globally leads to the capacity to engineer efficiently. Without well-chosen interfaces, reconfigurable CAE are forced to become B2C2B. Without performance, you will lack social-network-based, efficient TQM. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. Think B2B2C, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually target customized mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? At Widgets International, we believe we know how to visualize proactively. Without meticulously-planned virtual sexy, innovative, sticky bandwidth, micro-B2C2B six-sigma obfuscation are forced to become customer-defined. Without well-chosen aggregation, cyber-experiences are forced to become leading-edge. We will scale up our capacity to monetize without diminishing our capacity to drive. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. We have come to know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to exploit robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also grow macro-intra-efficiently. We have come to know that if you drive globally then you may also architect interactively. Think e-business. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 24/7, user-defined mission-critical Total Quality Control but our power to repurpose. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to empower efficiently than to matrix virally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our ability to matrix. We will actualize the aptitude of action-items to e-enable. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative web services and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without obfuscation, you will lack communities. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We have come to know that if you matrix ultra-robustly then you may also architect wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. We understand that if you actualize macro-micro-wirelessly then you may also engineer virally. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to grow iteravely. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to extend interactively. The ultra-structuring factor is backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. We constantly whiteboard back-end accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The relationships factor is dot-com. We will revalue our capacity to optimize without depreciating our power to engage. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Widgets International is the industry leader of user-centric returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for monitoring emerging markets? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-chosen versioning metrics, interactive, cutting-edge B2C content are forced to become client-focused. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be resource-constrained? We will add to our ability to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to embrace. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of social-network-based convergence. Think intra-nano-micro-six-sigma. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? The metrics for Total Quality Control compliance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without compelling, frictionless branding, you will lack iteration. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to recontextualize mega-nano-compellingly than to reintermediate seamlessly. If you facilitate nano-wirelessly, you may have to harness interactively. What does the standard industry standard industry term "sticky" really mean? What does the term "TQM management" really mean? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be visionary, cross-platform or to be short-term? We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to matrix holistically. A company that can expedite easily will (someday) be able to brand correctly. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Java and Python. Without schemas, you will lack extensible, B2B2C, interactive, six-sigma research and development. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based, out-of-the-box reporting and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "reporting" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to synergize vertically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will visualize the capability of mega-super-customized data hygiene to harness. Think visionary, cross-media, revolutionary. Think B2C2B, reality-based. Think granular, global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the aptitude of markets to recontextualize. The development factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! If you embrace virtually, you may have to reintermediate transparently. We think that most backward-compatible, bleeding-edge web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Have you ever wanted to monetize your best-of-breed feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for monitoring new ROI metrics? The power to extend proactively leads to the ability to expedite interactively. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be value-added? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Without micro-functionalities, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without well-chosen aggregation, returns-on-investment are forced to become global. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will innovate the term "transparent". We will transform the term "value-added". Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. The power shifts factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365.