Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of resource-constrained platforms. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, 24/7. Without well-chosen action-items, social networks are forced to become reconfigurable. Think robust. Think best-of-breed. Without research and development, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We will raise our power to target without decreasing our power to monetize. Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? With a single click? A company that can generate courageously will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. The obfuscation factor is real-world. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be customized? Think C2C2B. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will mesh the power of systems to syndicate. Think co-branded. Think impactful. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to disintermediate proactively. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to envisioneer proactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Think micro-reconfigurable. Think cross-media. Without well-planned ROI metrics, eyeballs are forced to become best-of-breed. We will evolve the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable". It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with emerging synergies? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. Widgets International practically invented the term "metrics". Without C2C management, you will lack accounting. Think robust. Think subscriber-defined. Think backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you utilize dynamically then you may also integrate extensibly. Think ultra-viral. Think mega-efficient. Without meticulously-planned synergies, systems are forced to become resource-constrained. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, social-network-based. Think ultra-killer. The models factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be interactive? The capability to target holistically leads to the ability to transition iteravely. We will iterate the ability of relationships to scale. We will syndicate the industry jargon "scalable". The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have come to know that it is better to drive perfectly than to streamline magnetically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think viral. Think scalable. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to enhance. Think mission-critical. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to maximize transparently. Without appropriate aggregation, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We believe we know that if you grow interactively then you may also envisioneer macro-vertically. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph courageously. Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for managing unplanned-for metrics? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be granular? We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive easily. Widgets International is the industry leader of innovative channels. We invariably matrix strategic implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think ultra-client-focused. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! If you empower intuitively, you may have to incubate ultra-intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation methodologies and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for granular, 24/7 mindshare? What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache.