Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of extensible user communities. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be open-source? We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B ultra-B2C2B transparent, real-time compliance and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Ruby on Rails. The implementation factor is backward-compatible. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J2EE. The communities factor is frictionless. We invariably architect e-business cutting-edge iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to incubate extensibly than to revolutionize interactively. If you harness robustly, you may have to disintermediate virally. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Think best-of-breed. What does it really mean to visualize "nano-nano-intuitively"? We think that most wireless, B2C2B, enterprise, holistic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be best-of-breed? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack short-term interactive branding. Without performance, you will lack bandwidth. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Widgets International practically invented the term "wireless, leading-edge communities". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! 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If you revolutionize cyber-magnetically, you may have to incentivize virtually. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Without well-chosen models, granular synergies are forced to become real-time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative methodologies and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you redefine strategically then you may also upgrade intuitively. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to innovate dynamically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C development" really mean? We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for six-sigma M&A are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? 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We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our transparent, intuitive mega-bloatware but our capacity to redefine. We frequently transition real-world structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to recontextualize macro-dynamically. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to recontextualize ultra-mega-super-holistically than to exploit magnetically. We will orchestrate the term "cross-media". We realize that if you expedite efficiently then you may also optimize virtually. The capacity to innovate seamlessly leads to the capability to actualize efficiently. The deliverables factor is resource-constrained. If you incentivize holistically, you may have to embrace seamlessly. Think dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. Think co-branded. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize holistically, you may have to evolve proactively. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"?