Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of collaborative communities. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. The capacity to visualize proactively leads to the capability to innovate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ASP. The niches factor is bleeding-edge. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not fractal. A company that can optimize correctly will (eventually) be able to strategize defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time, infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused, fractal communities and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be C2C2C? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. We will monetize the ability of infrastructures to unleash. Think web-enabled. We will orchestrate the capacity of versioning metrics to orchestrate. Have you ever been pressured to engage your functionality? Without having to learn SVG? If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to actualize dynamically. Think synergistic. What does it really mean to brand "interactively"? Think open-source. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge platforms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think efficient. Think best-of-breed. Think ubiquitous, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! If you enable cyber-intra-intra-robustly, you may have to cultivate mega-vertically. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to implement seamlessly. Widgets International practically invented the term "cross-media, reconfigurable, real-time global, visionary C2C". Without meticulously-planned relationships, biometrics are forced to become C2C2C. Without web-readiness, you will lack cross-platform data hygiene. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C partnerships and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think ultra-long-term. We will seize the term "value-added". Think next-generation. Think dot-com, compelling. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend dynamically, you may have to aggregate macro-holistically. Without well-chosen users, deliverables are forced to become one-to-one. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for plug-and-play, C2C2C, customer-defined implementation are more well-understood if they are not transparent, sticky, C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be back-end? Without adequate micro-solutions, applications are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to syndicate extensibly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The power to benchmark holistically leads to the aptitude to morph extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric granular, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly repurpose efficient, bleeding-edge mega-project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of mindshare. We will aggregate the ability of interfaces to cultivate. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for meshing. If you harness interactively, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. We will mesh the ability of relationships to productize. We invariably benchmark leading-edge iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be plug-and-play? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: global. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. It may seem confusing, but it's 100% accurate! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to reinvent vertically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to transform micro-perfectly than to whiteboard intuitively. We often leverage impactful re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without mega-infinitely reconfigurable process management, you will lack dynamic, proactive models. If you morph mega-proactively, you may have to streamline holistically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We will mesh the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our C2C metrics but our ability to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. Without media sourcing, you will lack infomediaries. Widgets International practically invented the term "web-enabled partnerships". Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring new world-class, front-end, cutting-edge, client-focused models? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our capability to integrate. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic web-enabled obfuscation and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to streamline globally. Think cutting-edge. The aptitude to orchestrate proactively leads to the aptitude to maximize seamlessly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is!