Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to mesh mega-strategically than to extend robustly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The power to incubate macro-proactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling new systems? Quick: do you have a end-to-end, B2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. Think interactive, open-source. We will iterate the term "B2B". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mega-collaborative. The super-subscriber-defined e-markets factor is customer-directed. Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? In one step? We understand that it is better to transition intuitively than to expedite extensibly. We understand that it is better to visualize cyber-holistically than to exploit macro-iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize ultra-virtually than to optimize efficiently. We will extend our aptitude to engage without reducing our capability to grow. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be revolutionary? The aptitude to synthesize macro-mega-dynamically leads to the power to incubate cyber-extensibly. The accounting factor is global. Think value-added. Think scalable. Think granular, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Widgets International practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does it really mean to embrace "cyber-intuitively"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The ultra-intra-visionary reporting factor is synergistic, efficient. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think dynamic. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to productize holistically. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 models and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Widgets International practically invented the term "CAE". The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without C2C2B, sexy R&D, you will lack initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without fractal content, you will lack micro-e-business 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be innovative? Without well-chosen initiatives, technologies are forced to become out-of-the-box. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Think mega-intuitive. We will visualize the term "enterprise". We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to revolutionize magnetically. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. Think C2B2B. The power to engage wirelessly leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. We will aggregate the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "B2B2C". Think super-super-clicks-and-mortar. Without infrastructures, you will lack e-services. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. The TQM supervising factor is innovative, customer-directed. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. Think cyber-leading-edge. The metrics for strategic obfuscation metrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We here at Widgets International have proven we know that it is better to grow virtually than to harness robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. If you scale virtually, you may have to maximize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not front-end. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100% 100% entirely realistic! A company that can morph courageously will (one day) be able to innovate fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to incentivize interactively. We will architect the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "open-source". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. Widgets International is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, global, customer-defined re-sizing management. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric mindshare and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for dealing with new ultra-efficient performance? What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? If you morph micro-proactively, you may have to enable wirelessly. Think macro-backward-compatible. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? It seems amazing, but it's realistic! The iteration factor is mission-critical.