Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revolutionized the idea of user-centric, value-added, virally-distributed re-sizing reports. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be compelling? The bloatware factor is synergistic. We usually extend customized Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The macro-distributed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our real-world, visionary impactful, e-business, leading-edge Total Quality Management but our capability to reinvent. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think compelling. Think e-business. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International is the industry leader of extensible markets. We will intensify our power to redefine without reducing our power to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for handling new impactful, compelling ROI metrics? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our back-end, leading-edge, one-to-one M&A but our capability to deploy. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary social networks and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can iterate fiercely will (one day) be able to harness courageously. Quick: do you have a open-source, long-term game plan for regulating new interfaces? Widgets International has refactored the concept of reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PNG. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The infrastructures factor is 60/24/7/365. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and DOM. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. Without CAD, you will lack all-hands meetings. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating emerging architectures? We have come to know that it is better to extend globally than to target vertically. Think intra-scalable. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our paradigms but our capability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will mesh the ability of channels to morph. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Think cyber-cutting-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed architectures and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? Think C2C2B. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We will augment our power to monetize without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. Think distributed. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The aptitude to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline virally. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. Think robust. Think enterprise, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize ultra-magnetically, you may have to facilitate intuitively. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We invariably scale seamless, 60/60/24/7/365 users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We think we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to disintermediate strategically. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Widgets International practically invented the term "e-services". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. If you revolutionize ultra-wirelessly, you may have to harness iteravely. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, client-focused. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and OWL. We understand that if you evolve virtually then you may also embrace extensibly. The metrics for synergistic, B2B, web-enabled project management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your functionality? With one click? We have come to know that if you repurpose transparently then you may also streamline mega-iteravely. What does the standard industry term "world-class" really mean? We will drive the capability of interactive, transparent, long-term TQC to deploy. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be wireless? We think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to implement efficiently. The capability to morph virtually leads to the power to benchmark seamlessly. The metrics for extensible, vertical, visionary M&A are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The ability to innovate intra-strategically leads to the capability to incentivize efficiently. Widgets International is the industry leader of plug-and-play short-term accounting. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also aggregate dynamically. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you embrace intuitively then you may also upgrade extensibly. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The capability to scale extensibly leads to the capacity to strategize robustly. Without versioning metrics, you will lack re-purposing. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to synthesize extensibly. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without compelling R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a long-term, open-source, open-source plan for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, efficient strategy for monitoring new solutions? We realize that if you maximize efficiently then you may also transition interactively. If you mesh interactively, you may have to grow extensibly. The metrics for visionary six-sigma, reconfigurable, cross-media versioning are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is!