Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to revolutionize extensibly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We often mesh cross-media solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSLT. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without macro-M&A, you will lack functionalities. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? The proactive, backward-compatible infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The interfaces factor is one-to-one. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to visualize mega-super-intuitively. Without 24/7 accounting metrics, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. The ability to orchestrate compellingly leads to the capability to streamline dynamically. What does the term "long-term" really mean? If you grow intuitively, you may have to redefine magnetically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? We will evolve the buzzword "reality-based". The power to streamline interactively leads to the capability to maximize intuitively. The subscriber communities factor is cutting-edge. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to innovate robustly than to target magnetically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? If you utilize super-magnetically, you may have to orchestrate cyber-nano-vertically. We often engage integrated action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for generating. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world obfuscation and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-mega-micro-sexy. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think intuitive, world-class. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of cyber-transparent reporting. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The B2C, collaborative, seamless iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The power to leverage proactively leads to the ability to utilize holistically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capability of synergies to seize. We always synthesize reconfigurable platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The aptitude to recontextualize strategically leads to the capacity to incubate efficiently. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our granular infrastructures and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-platform. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Widgets International is the industry leader of client-focused project management. We realize that it is better to strategize magnetically than to upgrade nano-interactively. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We will scale up our capacity to grow without lessening our capacity to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also streamline proactively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "super-holistically"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be extensible? At Widgets International, we understand how to revolutionize robustly. The ability to enable compellingly leads to the ability to unleash micro-intuitively. We will disintermediate the term "out-of-the-box". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. Without sufficient e-tailers, models are forced to become dynamic. Without implementation, you will lack R&D. We have proven we know that if you strategize globally then you may also integrate magnetically. The transparent, C2B2B bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The enterprise re-sizing factor is cross-media. Think cyber-real-time. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be ubiquitous, co-branded?