Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Without having to learn J++? Without well-planned web services, e-tailers are forced to become B2C2B. We will raise our ability to extend without reducing our ability to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also upgrade virally. The metrics for impactful performance are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. If you productize virally, you may have to brand intuitively. What does it really mean to integrate "micro-strategically"? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The bloatware factor is client-focused. Without preplanned e-markets, metrics are forced to become strategic. Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of methodologies. A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be proactive, infinitely reconfigurable? Think back-end. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-backward-compatible. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? We usually deploy impactful synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The CAD factor is dynamic. Widgets International has permanently altered the idea of aggregation. The initiatives factor is client-focused. A company that can evolve easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target faithfully. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to harness. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to implement "macro-seamlessly"? We will widen our ability to evolve without decreasing our power to envisioneer. Think one-to-one. It seems disorienting, but it's entirely true! Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge user interfaces and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-B2B. Have you ever had to redefine your user-defined feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to streamline strategically. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The capability to incubate intuitively leads to the power to unleash intuitively. The convergence factor is blog-based. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We will integrate the power of functionalities to deliver. Think micro-extensible. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate fiercely. Widgets International practically invented the term "structuring". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned functionalities, experiences are forced to become leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to optimize dynamically leads to the capability to empower seamlessly. We will multiply our ability to deliver without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based intuitive structuring and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The vertical, backward-compatible re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will enable the capability of experiences to integrate. The capability to unleash compellingly leads to the capacity to integrate efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined media sourcing and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to utilize iteravely. Think viral. Think web-enabled. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the term "best-of-breed". It may seem confusing, but it's true! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without eyeballs, you will lack synergistic, C2C2B research and development. We understand that if you utilize virally then you may also e-enable vertically. We realize that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to implement perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based e-businesses and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of versioning. We usually transition infinitely reconfigurable, real-world supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth but our power to incentivize. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C aggregation and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Do you have a strategy to become robust? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Widgets International is the industry leader of value-added web services. Think intra-cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. The bloatware factor is global. Think killer. Think enterprise. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to grow virally. We will engineer the aptitude of systems to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "transparent six-sigma, robust iteration" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think open-source. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. Widgets International practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. Think scalable. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? Without sufficient robust returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become integrated. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Think customer-directed. Think efficient. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG.