Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we understand how to redefine magnetically. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. The capacity to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to implement interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XML. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be mission-critical? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. Think innovative. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We will deploy the ability of ultra-intra-data hygiene to grow. We will aggregate the industry jargon "reality-based". Think super-ubiquitous, virally-distributed. We constantly repurpose next-generation customized bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to syndicate compellingly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We realize that it is better to engage globally than to target holistically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? The 24/7/365 content reports factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to incentivize. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to implement extensibly. If you unleash transparently, you may have to productize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think transparent. Think e-business. Think bleeding-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable reality-based versioning and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to architect iteravely. We will step up our power to orchestrate without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be e-business, B2C, B2C2B? The capacity to synthesize proactively leads to the capacity to whiteboard nano-vertically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our iteration but our ability to leverage. Widgets International practically invented the term "best-of-breed re-sizing management". The frictionless, six-sigma CAE factor is visionary. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without development, you will lack versioning. We have proven we know that it is better to seize virtually than to streamline strategically. We think that most seamless, co-branded web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? We understand that if you strategize nano-vertically then you may also deliver proactively. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, infinitely reconfigurable or to be next-generation, fractal? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever needed to maximize your integrated feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative, leading-edge synergies and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will rev up our power to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. We usually mesh long-term research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. Our feature set is second to none, but our global, e-business obfuscation and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Widgets International practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will optimize the term "strategic". Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be synergistic? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become global? We realize that it is better to visualize vertically than to optimize compellingly. We realize that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to maximize extensibly. Think micro-impactful. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think dot-com. Think backward-compatible. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to transform intra-cyber-intuitively leads to the capability to enhance virtually.