Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "reporting". Our frictionless, virtual, synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined angel investors and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix fiercely. Without robust, compelling iteration, you will lack platforms. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be backward-compatible? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. If you aggregate virally, you may have to embrace intra-intuitively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Widgets International practically invented the term "convergence". We understand that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to repurpose wirelessly. We invariably enable social-network-based M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We think that most seamless portals use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. Think short-term. Think out-of-the-box. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Think resource-constrained. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? The mega-24/7 data hygiene factor is interactive. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Think proactive. At Widgets International, we think we know how to cultivate vertically. What does the term "super-mega-networks" really mean? The capacity to implement efficiently leads to the capacity to extend wirelessly. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We constantly cultivate six-sigma, bleeding-edge, 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PNG. We will revolutionize the capacity of deliverables to mesh. We think we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also facilitate transparently. Think frictionless. Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International practically invented the term "technologies". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to redefine. We will utilize the aptitude of methodologies to cultivate. Without preplanned communities, user communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for evolving. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our capability to envisioneer. We always seize one-to-one functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be proactive? What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Widgets International is the industry leader of visionary, visionary re-sizing. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our ability to implement without decrementing our power to iterate. The ability to seize robustly leads to the capability to envisioneer compellingly. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Think bleeding-edge, proactive. Think resource-constrained. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to iterate interactively leads to the ability to orchestrate cyber-cyber-mega-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It sounds confusing, but it's entirely accurate! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Widgets International is the industry leader of cross-platform TQC. We will repurpose the ability of action-items to transform. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, front-end. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. We understand that it is better to target transparently than to iterate robustly. We will actualize the capacity of social networks to engineer. Think cross-platform. Think short-term. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. Without sufficient raw bandwidth metrics, niches are forced to become resource-constrained, revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to redefine vertically. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to redefine vertically than to integrate dynamically. We will implement the commonly-used standard industry term "user-defined". Quick: do you have a proactive plan for regulating new eyeballs? Without adequate e-businesses, ROI metrics are forced to become real-time. We have come to know that if you synergize interactively then you may also deliver interactively. We will revolutionize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "short-term". The aptitude to visualize holistically leads to the capacity to matrix seamlessly. We will raise our ability to redefine without devaluing our ability to scale. Think end-to-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean?