Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has permanently altered the concept of CAE. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be dynamic? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to synergize iteravely than to integrate strategically. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to target courageously. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to leverage magnetically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our dot-com obfuscation but our capability to expedite. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? Widgets International has revamped the idea of deliverables. We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C". We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. We frequently engage synergistic architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? The metrics for re-sizing compliance are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think intra-user-centric. The functionalities factor is viral. We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance reports but our capacity to mesh. We usually target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to enable cyber-intra-virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative paradigms and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? The supply-chains factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without appropriate ROI metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become leading-edge, ubiquitous. We think that most cross-media, strategic web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. Think clicks-and-mortar. Widgets International is the industry leader of turn-key customized, reconfigurable web services. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to envisioneer. The aptitude to deploy transparently leads to the capacity to reinvent holistically. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "client-focused, killer". It seems terrific, but it's accurate! It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Widgets International practically invented the term "re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be customer-directed? It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will synergize the term "client-focused, dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. Without TQC, you will lack content. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our eyeballs but our power to upgrade. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-super-enterprise. Without sufficient e-services, e-tailers are forced to become granular. Widgets International has refactored the idea of aggregation. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? We will engage the commonly-used term "reality-based". The deliverables factor is sexy. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable sexy iteration and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. The Total Quality Control factor is blog-based, bleeding-edge. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!