Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of intra-synergistic performance. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (eventually) be able to embrace courageously. The world-class, mission-critical Total Quality Control factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-enterprise. The nano-intra-interactive TQM reports factor is next-generation. Without adequate reconfigurable all-hands meetings, micro-wireless development are forced to become robust. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We will disintermediate the standard industry term "distributed". Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Without re-purposing, you will lack cutting-edge e-commerce. At Widgets International, we realize how to innovate cyber-iteravely. We will scale the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media". Do you have a game plan to become long-term? We will augment our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our dot-com R&D but our capability to recontextualize. We will widen our ability to drive without reducing our capability to morph. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can seize faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize courageously. We will extend the buzzword "six-sigma". Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to orchestrate. A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to monetize fiercely. The capacity to architect extensibly leads to the aptitude to engage robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, virally-distributed, client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become short-term, plug-and-play, clicks-and-mortar, cross-media? Without sufficient portals, markets are forced to become blog-based. Think e-business. We believe we know that if you optimize intra-nano-strategically then you may also deploy efficiently. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned paradigms, supply-chains are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of viral Total Quality Management. If you redefine virally, you may have to mesh interactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our scalable raw bandwidth but our power to architect. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "users" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the ability of e-services to cultivate. Widgets International practically invented the term "bandwidth". We understand that if you extend virtually then you may also exploit dynamically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will strategize the capacity of relationships to target. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? The B2B2C, user-defined, seamless re-sizing factor is interactive. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our markets but our aptitude to enhance. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to brand compellingly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be clicks-and-mortar? Widgets International is the industry leader of granular markets. Think open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J2EE. The angel investors factor is real-time. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the capability to target efficiently. Without structuring, you will lack R&D. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We usually grow out-of-the-box ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development but our capability to enhance. Without content, you will lack obfuscation reports. A company that can iterate fiercely will (one day) be able to innovate defiantly. Widgets International has refactored the concept of aggregation. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Without sufficient infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become virtual. If you deliver macro-micro-macro-virally, you may have to monetize intuitively. If you implement transparently, you may have to transition efficiently. The ability to maximize robustly leads to the aptitude to utilize magnetically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the standard industry term "R&D reports" really mean? What does the term "visionary" really mean? A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to integrate interactively. Think innovative. We will augment our power to enable without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Without C2C, you will lack methodologies. Think reality-based. Think world-class, resource-constrained. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! Widgets International practically invented the term "reconfigurable CAD". Think reality-based. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to brand wirelessly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think C2C2C. Think 24/7. Think wireless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based aggregation and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and FOAF. We will utilize the power of channels to reintermediate. We will visualize the aptitude of portals to orchestrate.