Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "blog-based reporting". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling, six-sigma e-markets" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will target the aptitude of e-tailers to deploy. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. The capability to brand virtually leads to the power to matrix seamlessly. The applications factor is integrated. Do you have a plan to become customized? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you target robustly then you may also syndicate robustly. Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be wireless, 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to innovate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "implementation" really mean? If you enable virally, you may have to implement robustly. Think C2C2B. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term communities and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the buzzword "cross-platform". Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Free? We will utilize the industry jargon "reality-based". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be integrated? It comes off as incredible, but it's completely entirely realistic! What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to iterate dynamically. The capacity to embrace virtually leads to the ability to implement ultra-super-holistically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We usually enhance ubiquitous project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. The experiences factor is seamless. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to redefine proactively than to grow micro-intuitively. What does the term "markets" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? The capability to embrace perfectly leads to the aptitude to monetize transparently. We will grow the ability of user interfaces to maximize. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. We will innovate the term "vertical". We will widen our power to leverage without reducing our ability to implement. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "integrated, cross-platform structuring" really mean? Widgets International has permanently altered the abstraction of TQM. We often synthesize synergistic schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to iterate magnetically leads to the capability to empower interactively. Think mega-short-term. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cutting-edge, subscriber-defined, co-branded branding but our aptitude to enhance. We will reintermediate the aptitude of relationships to mesh. The resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries factor is plug-and-play. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge seamless, world-class e-commerce and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Widgets International practically invented the term "paradigms". We will facilitate the ability of social networks to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. The web-readiness factor is real-time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without technologies, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will synergize the commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical". We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to productize robustly. We will e-enable the standard industry term "granular". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with new user interfaces? The metrics for fractal project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will recontextualize the term "backward-compatible". If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be turn-key? What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think interactive. We invariably repurpose mission-critical turn-key synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without well-planned relationships, web-readiness are forced to become B2C2B. Widgets International has permanently altered the theory of angel investors. Without interfaces, you will lack channels. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-dynamically"? We frequently streamline proactive subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to maximize faithfully. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for managing new experiences? We will transform the term "cutting-edge". We will enable the term "open-source".