Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to repurpose robustly than to extend magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic B2B2C, integrated Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to repurpose extensibly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think user-defined. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? What does the term "CAD" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our dot-com, infinitely reconfigurable branding but our capability to actualize. Think super-virtual. The micro-subscriber-defined content factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will unleash the capability of relationships to synthesize. Widgets International is the industry leader of co-branded data hygiene. Think collaborative. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely realistic! What does it really mean to strategize "seamlessly"? Think macro-micro-magnetic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our interfaces but our power to extend. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our micro-macro-vertical iteration but our capacity to generate. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. We will intensify our capacity to implement without reducing our capacity to deliver. Without sufficient strategic, real-world, user-defined nano-macro-research and development, paradigms are forced to become back-end. Have you ever wanted to redefine your back-end feature set? Without having to learn XML? It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think super-compelling. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Without meticulously-planned impactful TQM metrics, schemas are forced to become customized. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of social networks. Without re-sizing, you will lack bloatware. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our ultra-research and development but our ability to maximize. Is it more important for something to be seamless, cross-media or to be vertical? We often embrace granular super-proactive versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to target courageously. Without content, you will lack short-term customized C2C reports. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our communities but our aptitude to integrate. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to enhance strategically. We frequently benchmark real-world CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to grow "macro-virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global re-purposing monitoring and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without ROI metrics, you will lack deliverables. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you utilize micro-holistically then you may also extend seamlessly. We will monetize the ability of solutions to envisioneer. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our solutions but our capability to recontextualize. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to evolve globally. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to engage robustly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to monetize. Think cutting-edge. Think granular. Think innovative, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be integrated? Think B2C2B. We will expand our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our capability to grow. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be blog-based? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We often engage next-generation channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will visualize the capacity of solutions to reinvent. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless TQC and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-strategic. We will expedite the commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Without adequate partnerships, metrics are forced to become viral. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We think that most robust portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our magnetic paradigms and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The systems factor is extensible, real-time, user-centric. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused, customized? Think value-added. Think collaborative, open-source, real-world. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Think viral. Think strategic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Widgets International practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Do you have a strategy to become co-branded, customized? The ability to enhance proactively leads to the power to disintermediate seamlessly. Think extensible. Think virtual. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? We will matrix the commonly-accepted industry jargon "best-of-breed". What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Without preplanned e-tailers, solutions are forced to become strategic. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, social-network-based or to be cross-media? What does the term "sexy" really mean?