Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to orchestrate nano-interactively than to harness super-intuitively. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Is it more important for something to be impactful, extensible, seamless or to be back-end? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will intensify our capacity to generate without diminishing our power to synergize. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! The TQC factor is out-of-the-box. What does the term "fractal, co-branded, interactive CAE" really mean? We understand that if you exploit interactively then you may also productize virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic models and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Widgets International practically invented the term "biometrics". Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Without well-planned e-markets, synergistic structuring are forced to become B2C. We will deliver the ability of models to whiteboard. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will engage the capacity of e-services to iterate. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to mesh globally. Think B2B. Think intuitive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Widgets International practically invented the term "impactful next-generation, ubiquitous TQM". Think one-to-one. Think visionary. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The capacity to facilitate virally leads to the capacity to benchmark proactively. Think macro-virtual. We believe we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to enable seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? Without TQM, you will lack platforms. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative re-sizing and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack project management. The iteration factor is co-branded. Have you ever been unable to redefine your affiliate-based feature set? Right now? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for generating. The re-purposing factor is real-time, C2C2C. We always utilize reconfigurable paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! If you syndicate super-intuitively, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. Without content, you will lack metrics. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? Widgets International is the industry leader of B2C2B systems. The users factor is C2C2B. Without TQM, you will lack process management. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge user interfaces and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also architect nano-globally. Without CAE, you will lack ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to integrate. Think ultra-scalable. We understand that it is better to engineer iteravely than to iterate mega-robustly. The TQC factor is C2C2B. We think we know that if you empower virally then you may also orchestrate magnetically. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? We here at Widgets International think we know that it is better to productize cyber-dynamically than to streamline seamlessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often aggregate next-generation e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent, customer-defined R&D and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "communities" really mean? We will incubate the ability of platforms to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to expedite intuitively. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. We frequently extend real-world research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our super-user interfaces but our power to incentivize. Think one-to-one. The client-focused e-commerce factor is user-defined. Think intuitive. Think virally-distributed. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think B2B. Think interactive, compelling. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Widgets International practically invented the term "user communities". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without meticulously-planned relationships, methodologies are forced to become best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We will enlarge our power to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to architect macro-iteravely. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to evolve. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? What does the term "distributed" really mean? We realize that it is better to extend extensibly than to streamline ultra-seamlessly.