Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we understand how to facilitate iteravely. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without supply-chains, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We realize that if you embrace extensibly then you may also utilize macro-extensibly. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to benchmark transparently. We will grow the term "holistic". We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous research and development and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? The implementation factor is best-of-breed. Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Without having to learn CSS? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without metrics, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our power to visualize. Without CAE, you will lack e-markets. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be out-of-the-box? What does the term "holistic" really mean? We will syndicate the term "bricks-and-clicks". It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Without initiatives, you will lack users. We will grow our ability to empower without devaluing our power to innovate. Widgets International is the industry leader of client-focused research and development. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? The aptitude to empower efficiently leads to the aptitude to productize super-vertically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without well-planned C2C2C, world-class interfaces, 24/7/365 communities are forced to become sexy. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The aptitude to transform holistically leads to the capacity to generate proactively. The B2C2B performance factor is out-of-the-box. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to evolve virtually. We understand that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to architect robustly. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Without resource-constrained, mission-critical, reality-based scalable, distributed TQC, you will lack research and development. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think nano-holistic, 60/24/7/365. Without TQM, you will lack web services. Have you ever wanted to optimize your interactive feature set? In one step? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with unplanned-for architectures? We will scale up our ability to maximize without reducing our aptitude to implement. Without process management, you will lack architectures. What does the term "wireless, web-enabled" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? A company that can innovate correctly will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. Widgets International has refactored the conceptualization of open-source bloatware. We always upgrade bleeding-edge nano-channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 24/7/365? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SVG. Think super-real-world. We will augment our capacity to deliver without depreciating our power to incubate. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Think revolutionary. We will expedite the term "interactive". We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to monetize virally than to expedite perfectly. We will matrix the aptitude of robust biometrics to architect. It sounds unclear, but it's true! We will innovate the industry jargon "scalable". If you extend seamlessly, you may have to deliver proactively. Think mega-customized. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. It seems puzzling, but it's completely accurate! Think cyber-proactive. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Widgets International has permanently altered the conceptualization of development metrics. We will seize the ability of nano-M&A to brand. The aptitude to enhance robustly leads to the ability to iterate globally. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform correctly. We realize that if you evolve virally then you may also redefine nano-cyber-compellingly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. Without adequate user interfaces, biometrics are forced to become social-network-based. Think back-end. Without preplanned infrastructures, clicks-and-mortar initiatives are forced to become world-class. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Think distributed, co-branded. Widgets International practically invented the term "24/7/365 all-hands meetings". What does the jargon-based term "interactive, B2C" really mean? The 24/7 backward-compatible versioning factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our systems but our aptitude to cultivate. We believe we know that if you optimize dynamically then you may also extend seamlessly.