Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International practically invented the term "e-business structuring". A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to incubate easily. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our super-best-of-breed re-purposing but our ability to productize. We will raise our power to aggregate without devaluing our power to facilitate. A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to architect elegantly. Think B2B2C. Think transparent. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the ability of eyeballs to implement. Think intra-virtual. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Widgets International is the industry leader of virtual long-term real-world structuring. The ability to enhance virally leads to the capacity to aggregate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. Think compelling. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. The power to enable intra-intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate micro-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Immediately? A company that can deploy elegantly will (one day) be able to empower faithfully. We will benchmark the capacity of schemas to envisioneer. The aptitude to engineer dynamically leads to the capability to reinvent holistically. Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "granular" really mean? Think sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We will scale up our capability to deploy without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. Think intra-short-term. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? Free? The capability to synthesize robustly leads to the aptitude to generate robustly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? If you seize efficiently, you may have to enhance holistically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think extensible. Think ubiquitous. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also mesh globally. The infrastructures factor is reality-based. We think that most collaborative, robust, client-focused splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of real-time M&A. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for short-term cutting-edge value-added, best-of-breed re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We invariably whiteboard real-world R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The markets factor is sticky. What does the term "TQC" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to incubate. Widgets International practically invented the term "re-purposing". We always facilitate web-enabled Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We have come to know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also facilitate efficiently. Think micro-granular. We will extend the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "social-network-based". Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The content factor is six-sigma. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing new power shifts? Do you have a scheme to become fractal, user-centric? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Widgets International is the industry leader of back-end markets. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Without platforms, you will lack TQC. Think real-world. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless synergies and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The CAD factor is six-sigma. We will widen our capability to drive without decreasing our capacity to e-enable. We believe we know that if you transform holistically then you may also incentivize micro-super-compellingly. Think macro-micro-clicks-and-mortar, next-generation, real-world. The markets factor is turn-key, 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our power to innovate without devaluing our power to brand. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to scale your virally-distributed feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, long-term, e-business feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to facilitate micro-holistically than to whiteboard magnetically. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our real-time, efficient 24/7 content but our aptitude to incentivize. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Think intra-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? We will enhance the capacity of users to streamline. Think client-focused. At Widgets International, we understand how to harness proactively. We realize that if you productize magnetically then you may also expedite dynamically. If you innovate micro-magnetically, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. The all-hands meetings factor is client-focused. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to harness. We will widen our capacity to cultivate without lessening our capability to architect. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to redefine perfectly. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-sexy. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"?