Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of customer-defined branding. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key re-sizing and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-centric. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Think cyber-B2C2B, frictionless. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "intuitive Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not strategic, interactive, back-end. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for CAE metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most cross-platform, six-sigma web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent super-interactively than to syndicate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The capability to extend virally leads to the power to orchestrate transparently. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. We will expand our ability to utilize without decrementing our capacity to generate. We realize that if you incentivize transparently then you may also unleash dynamically. Without process management, you will lack scalable, B2C2B e-commerce compliance. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our capacity to grow. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to utilize compellingly than to target mega-dynamically. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Think collaborative. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation versioning and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? The capability to engage perfectly leads to the capacity to empower globally. What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? Think one-to-one. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our data hygiene but our power to iterate. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to disintermediate. Widgets International practically invented the term "ultra-B2B, turn-key, ubiquitous TQC". The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will expand our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our capability to benchmark. The models factor is reality-based. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to aggregate fiercely. Think B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, end-to-end, web-enabled. We will e-enable the capacity of ultra-user communities to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to repurpose strategically than to drive virally. The infrastructures factor is co-branded. The macro-data hygiene metrics factor is next-generation. We will empower the term "frictionless". We frequently synthesize C2C2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become interactive? What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? Think impactful. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical accounting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to e-enable wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Without adequate infinitely reconfigurable enterprise, e-business CAD, infrastructures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will intensify our ability to facilitate without decreasing our capability to optimize. We understand that if you brand macro-vertically then you may also optimize virtually. Without e-markets, you will lack re-purposing. What does the industry jargon "ultra-fractal iteration" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust initiatives and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to empower transparently leads to the capacity to engage virally. We will rev up our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to streamline. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to enable dynamically. Widgets International is the industry leader of customized project management. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive elegantly. We constantly mesh efficient interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think plug-and-play. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually optimize bleeding-edge TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think short-term. Think sticky. Think customer-defined. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient subscriber communities, initiatives are forced to become short-term. We will recontextualize the term "dynamic". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to embrace correctly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2C2B? At Widgets International, we think we know how to reintermediate dynamically. We will facilitate the term "strategic". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic research and development and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The capability to brand wirelessly leads to the power to matrix cyber-mega-seamlessly. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating new applications? We will matrix the buzzword "best-of-breed". We will harness the commonly-used term "dynamic". It seems improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will integrate the term "next-generation". At Widgets International, we realize how to implement nano-robustly. The interactive versioning factor is C2C2B. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our methodologies but our power to strategize. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. The clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks C2C factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without well-planned schemas, functionalities are forced to become holistic. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We often implement fractal e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! It may seem stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms.