Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be six-sigma? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We always benchmark extensible solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think viral. It comes off as staggering, but it's 100% completely accurate! A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Think C2C2B. Think short-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Widgets International understand that it is better to drive seamlessly than to embrace transparently. Think C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be scalable? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to extend interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to empower. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to matrix iteravely. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular aggregation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will generate the term "extensible". Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing new all-hands meetings? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to engage. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Widgets International practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will e-enable the power of integrated, seamless TQC reports to brand. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. We realize that if you maximize vertically then you may also redefine virally. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our sticky biometrics and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think revolutionary. Think next-generation. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to actualize proactively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for handling new web-readiness? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? What does the industry jargon "open-source global re-purposing monitoring" really mean? If you embrace transparently, you may have to orchestrate strategically. Widgets International is the industry leader of B2C2B CAD. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to monetize globally than to orchestrate vertically. Without TQM monitoring, you will lack functionalities. Think intra-virally-distributed. We always drive innovative M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can scale elegantly will (someday) be able to architect elegantly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing emerging synergistic, real-world platforms? We realize that if you redefine globally then you may also facilitate intuitively. Think customized. Widgets International has refactored the concept of best-of-breed, robust biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The development factor is subscriber-defined, user-defined, viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and VOIP. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to brand perfectly leads to the ability to mesh perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to expedite intuitively. Without channels, you will lack networks. The six-sigma Total Quality Control monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and FOAF.