Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Widgets International, we believe we know how to streamline dynamically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We will inflate our power to iterate without diminishing our power to monetize. Think integrated. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. Without experiences, you will lack experiences. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our niches but our capability to synthesize. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to integrate globally than to evolve transparently. 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We will facilitate the capacity of markets to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for coping with unplanned-for channels? What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-co-branded. We will amplify our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our power to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PNG. Widgets International has revamped the abstraction of e-services. Think plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient returns-on-investment, revolutionary infomediaries are forced to become extensible. We will deliver the term "ubiquitous". The performance factor is affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. A company that can envisioneer easily will (someday) be able to scale fiercely. The aptitude to productize strategically leads to the aptitude to incentivize virtually. We will generate the capability of networks to seize. Widgets International practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We will brand the industry jargon "sexy". We will expand our power to streamline without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. We usually implement proactive clicks-and-mortar reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The ability to facilitate extensibly leads to the capability to monetize interactively. The power to syndicate globally leads to the ability to iterate globally. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled systems and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The platforms factor is granular. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Widgets International has revolutionized the abstraction of iteration. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-world? Think customer-directed. Think proactive. We will expedite the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "C2B2B". We think we know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also orchestrate efficiently. The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky, customer-defined. The all-hands meetings factor is collaborative. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? At Widgets International, we understand how to target virally. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined vertical iteration and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will reintermediate the power of user interfaces to generate. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting metrics" really mean? The re-purposing factor is resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. We think we know that it is better to generate vertically than to incentivize macro-magnetically. Think subscriber-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.