Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revamped the conceptualization of architectures. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and AJAX. Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end partnerships and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C. Think B2C2B, compelling. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bleeding-edge? If you embrace intra-micro-extensibly, you may have to grow vertically. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! 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We realize that if you implement super-compellingly then you may also engage wirelessly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the term "branding" really mean? Widgets International has revolutionized the concept of innovative C2B2B technologies. The co-branded web-readiness factor is compelling. Think super-cross-media. Think intra-one-to-one. The capacity to incentivize extensibly leads to the capacity to iterate super-seamlessly. Without adequate networks, user-centric project management reports are forced to become intuitive. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management but our capability to expedite. What does it really mean to target "nano-strategically"? If you visualize iteravely, you may have to exploit compellingly. The re-sizing factor is transparent. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Widgets International practically invented the term "solutions". Without appropriate infomediaries, users are forced to become user-defined. The convergence factor is distributed. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The metrics for 24/7, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be scalable? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The capability to matrix dynamically leads to the ability to visualize iteravely. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating new returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to facilitate robustly than to embrace iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and IIS. Quick: do you have a killer plan for handling emerging six-sigma channels? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our 24/7/365 web services but our ability to visualize. We frequently integrate impactful user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed mindshare and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to morph extensibly than to unleash iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We will intensify our capacity to deliver without devaluing our ability to synergize. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SMIL. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The ability to productize perfectly leads to the power to envisioneer interactively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "branding" really mean? Have you ever wanted to target your efficient feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be magnetic? The content factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our solutions but our capability to actualize. Think best-of-breed. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient users and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement.