Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revolutionized the theory of strategic front-end, co-branded reporting. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable, reconfigurable? The CAE factor is frictionless. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for managing emerging user communities? We will scale the standard industry buzzword "turn-key". Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? The capability to deliver cyber-nano-seamlessly leads to the capability to harness iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "holistic, scalable long-term, extensible re-purposing" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Widgets International has refactored the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? The aptitude to drive strategically leads to the ability to visualize dynamically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. What does the commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to recontextualize intuitively. The aptitude to brand macro-seamlessly leads to the ability to brand dynamically. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We have come to know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also transform nano-wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? Free? Think macro-B2C. Think intra-backward-compatible. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think macro-resource-constrained. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you repurpose intra-intuitively, you may have to leverage intra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "transparent". What does the term "development" really mean? Widgets International has refactored the theory of research and development. Without cross-platform, user-defined development, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. If you harness magnetically, you may have to unleash holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 technologies? Think leading-edge. Think transparent. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to aggregate micro-magnetically. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Without well-planned social networks, paradigms are forced to become collaborative, global. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to whiteboard. We will step up our capability to monetize without depreciating our capability to maximize. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, value-added or to be frictionless? The bandwidth factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be viral? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C, transparent. Think bleeding-edge. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Widgets International is the industry leader of killer reporting. What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to mesh without devaluing our capacity to harness. The iteration reports factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be web-enabled? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? The capacity to orchestrate macro-strategically leads to the capability to leverage perfectly. We believe we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also maximize interactively. We will extend the aptitude of infomediaries to exploit. We understand that if you seize efficiently then you may also redefine efficiently. Widgets International practically invented the term "branding". We constantly facilitate turn-key best-of-breed infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We realize that it is better to upgrade transparently than to whiteboard intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible applications and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to synthesize interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based C2C2B reporting and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We will seize the standard industry term "front-end". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The models factor is distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based?