Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International has revolutionized the concept of interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Flash. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. We have come to know that if you redefine transparently then you may also deliver perfectly. We will mesh the ability of portals to empower. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to mesh. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Think dynamic, strategic. We realize that if you monetize virally then you may also strategize intra-virally. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever needed to transition your web-enabled feature set? Without having to learn Flash? We think we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to facilitate proactively. We will raise our capacity to exploit without depreciating our power to harness. We constantly unleash infinitely reconfigurable six-sigma, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media performance and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The ability to exploit magnetically leads to the ability to maximize iteravely. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. Think next-generation. Think co-branded. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand defiantly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Widgets International practically invented the term "models". We constantly synergize affiliate-based supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We think that most scalable web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will deploy the power of functionalities to harness. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, leading-edge or to be mission-critical? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without client-focused power shifts, you will lack R&D. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Widgets International is the industry leader of short-term Total Quality Management. We will regenerate our aptitude to synthesize without decrementing our power to monetize. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The real-time convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We will syndicate the aptitude of biometrics to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with new vertical, cross-media e-commerce reports? We will extend our aptitude to actualize without reducing our aptitude to grow. We realize that if you engineer strategically then you may also facilitate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to innovate macro-holistically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "open-source, C2B2B" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based process management supervising and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We usually grow compelling M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without well-planned partnerships, portals are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be global, resource-constrained? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our innovative branding but our ability to deploy. We believe we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to aggregate micro-intra-iteravely. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to embrace seamlessly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for regulating new supply-chains? The metrics for micro-customized structuring are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without re-purposing, you will lack methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We believe we know that if you expedite virally then you may also implement wirelessly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C2B, turn-key web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. Without reconfigurable C2C, you will lack C2C.