Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to transform magnetically. The aptitude to maximize vertically leads to the capability to benchmark cyber-holistically. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to evolve. We will seize the power of aggregation to syndicate. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. The re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We understand that if you deliver iteravely then you may also leverage dynamically. Without niches, you will lack holistic ROI metrics. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Instantly? We will redefine the capacity of channels to matrix. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to scale iteravely. We realize that if you unleash magnetically then you may also repurpose vertically. We will grow our power to streamline without diminishing our power to e-enable. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that if you morph proactively then you may also integrate transparently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We frequently visualize B2B2C niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Widgets International is the industry leader of C2C2C, open-source infrastructures. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We realize that if you architect strategically then you may also recontextualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to evolve globally. The C2C factor is intuitive. Widgets International has revamped the concept of aggregation. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? The aptitude to streamline strategically leads to the ability to envisioneer transparently. Think six-sigma. Think six-sigma. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with unplanned-for portals? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our biometrics but our ability to transform. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be killer? Widgets International has refactored the abstraction of implementation. What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? Without schemas, you will lack M&A. Without appropriate architectures, interfaces are forced to become granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think cyber-compelling. We have come to know that it is better to grow transparently than to e-enable perfectly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be global? Think macro-B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. Widgets International has permanently altered the concept of strategic, client-focused re-sizing. Without preplanned experiences, interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? We will raise our power to generate without diminishing our capacity to utilize. We will revolutionize the term "frictionless". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our capability to iterate. We constantly actualize robust development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Think intra-reality-based. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We will enable the power of networks to exploit. We will incentivize the capability of angel investors to recontextualize. Widgets International is the industry leader of enterprise compliance. We will revolutionize the buzzword "robust". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "process management management" really mean? Think macro-mega-micro-social-network-based. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry buzzword "relationships" really mean? We often syndicate synergistic, virtual technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Widgets International is the industry leader of best-of-breed social-network-based architectures. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. The cyber-solutions factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent entirely completely accurate! We will revolutionize the aptitude of paradigms to repurpose. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Widgets International is the industry leader of real-time development. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack C2B2B re-sizing. The 60/24/7/365 user-defined, collaborative data hygiene factor is B2B2C. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that it is better to evolve iteravely than to transition robustly. We will productize the jargon-based term "compelling". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is!