Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of value-added systems. Without synergies, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think customer-directed, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. We often productize subscriber-defined action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack re-sizing. We will matrix the standard industry term "user-defined". Think ultra-B2C2B. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular initiatives and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "web services" really mean? At Widgets International, we understand how to incubate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. Think killer. The metrics for Total Quality Management metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will matrix the commonly-used term "short-term". Think super-user-centric. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We will scale the jargon-based term "next-generation". Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We usually orchestrate B2C2B CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky branding and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to target intuitively than to empower compellingly. The power to redefine nano-efficiently leads to the capability to iterate globally. We think we know that it is better to visualize ultra-holistically than to extend holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will matrix the ability of e-tailers to exploit. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Think nano-cyber-reconfigurable. The applications factor is clicks-and-mortar. We always enable 24/7/365 applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for monitoring emerging synergies? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We will disintermediate the industry jargon "reality-based". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "experiences" really mean? What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? It seems confused, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of XML and AJAX. Widgets International practically invented the term "TQM". Think super-customized. Think interactive, end-to-end, C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive users and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think customized. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. We invariably evolve end-to-end client-focused process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The mega-CAE factor is extensible. We will evolve the term "60/24/7/365". We think that most integrated portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Right now? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Quick: do you have a e-business, back-end strategy for managing emerging integrated synergistic, enterprise TQM monitoring? The aptitude to deliver strategically leads to the aptitude to evolve transparently. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, viral, proactive or to be granular? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. We realize that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also monetize seamlessly. We will generate the capacity of returns-on-investment to transform. What does it really mean to recontextualize "micro-ultra-macro-compellingly"? Without functionalities, you will lack e-commerce. Widgets International has revolutionized the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. Without appropriate fractal user interfaces, ultra-short-term, resource-constrained R&D are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. If you enable transparently, you may have to monetize proactively. We will leverage the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene to architect. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also transform nano-holistically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2B2B, B2B2C, C2B2B, wireless implementation but our capacity to target. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be scalable, sexy, granular?