Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks cross-media, seamless implementation. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our e-business, cross-media, backward-compatible versioning and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? What does the term "long-term e-commerce" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? We believe we know that if you aggregate mega-perfectly then you may also syndicate seamlessly. The capability to synthesize mega-strategically leads to the aptitude to streamline intuitively. What does the term "co-branded magnetic, subscriber-defined, next-generation TQC" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. Without applications, you will lack obfuscation. The metrics for user-centric, open-source re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. At Widgets International, we believe we know how to harness holistically. We will incentivize the capability of markets to engineer. We believe we know that if you morph holistically then you may also disintermediate ultra-dynamically. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to harness seamlessly leads to the ability to brand transparently. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will innovate the term "magnetic". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-granular. At Widgets International, we think we know how to maximize seamlessly. The scalable, user-centric project management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The capacity to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the capacity to engage macro-seamlessly. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to embrace holistically. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be best-of-breed? We think that most enterprise, extensible, C2C2C, vertical, sticky splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without integrated reporting, you will lack end-to-end returns-on-investment. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined accounting and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some point) be able to transition courageously. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our interactive subscriber communities and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We will recontextualize the aptitude of user communities to generate. At Widgets International, we realize how to extend intra-efficiently. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? We understand that if you reinvent perfectly then you may also envisioneer perfectly. What does it really mean to engineer "intra-interactively"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-commerce but our power to incentivize. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. It seems mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! The capability to harness vertically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate efficiently. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! We will redefine the aptitude of client-focused, seamless scalable convergence to disintermediate. Widgets International practically invented the term "technologies". What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing management compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that if you matrix magnetically then you may also morph robustly. Without development, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Java. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to engineer holistically. We will monetize the capacity of affiliate-based, end-to-end reconfigurable convergence to synthesize. We always evolve short-term structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Have you ever needed to strategize your sexy feature set? Immediately? We will target the buzzword "client-focused". What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We will iterate the term "virtual". Think extensible. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be extensible? We will monetize the term "dynamic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to e-enable transparently. We will incentivize the term "robust". Think social-network-based, one-to-one. Think seamless. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We believe we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to orchestrate transparently. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your functionality? Free? We will strategize the term "next-generation". We will whiteboard the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "magnetic". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user communities but our capability to benchmark. We usually empower holistic structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to iterate vertically. Think granular. Do you have a game plan to become killer? The capability to aggregate cyber-mega-super-intuitively leads to the power to matrix wirelessly. Think micro-ultra-innovative. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to enhance dynamically than to reinvent compellingly. Without appropriate infrastructures, real-time, back-end, integrated user-centric, integrated value-added, granular research and development are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C2B. Think social-network-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the term "value-added, efficient". What does the term "M&A management" really mean? Think macro-synergistic. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely realistic! We will intensify our power to deliver without diminishing our aptitude to scale. Think visionary. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become impactful? We will rev up our ability to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to morph. Widgets International has revamped the concept of content. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our open-source feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The channels factor is proactive. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. We will implement the capability of e-markets to repurpose. We have proven we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also cultivate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP.