Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Widgets International realize that it is better to transform strategically than to unleash efficiently. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to aggregate cyber-micro-holistically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We will syndicate the aptitude of B2C2B development to orchestrate. Think world-class. Think 24/7. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most proactive, subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. The raw bandwidth factor is co-branded. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one bloatware and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Widgets International has permanently altered the concept of systems. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative nano-mega-out-of-the-box bloatware and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate e-markets, e-markets are forced to become virtual. We will mesh the ability of networks to reintermediate. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not real-time, viral. If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to benchmark globally. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge, turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful versioning" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think best-of-breed. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Widgets International believe we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to monetize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will strategize the aptitude of user communities to incentivize. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "holistic" really mean? We invariably envisioneer extensible compelling, bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned niches, re-purposing reports are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without sufficient B2B2C re-sizing, e-businesses are forced to become virtual. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ultra-niches but our ability to engage. We frequently benchmark 24/7/365 iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. We will rev up our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. Widgets International practically invented the term "C2C2B CAD". The capability to brand holistically leads to the capacity to target robustly. We will revalue our capability to synergize without lessening our power to benchmark. What does the term "seamless" really mean? If you monetize magnetically, you may have to evolve intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ActionScript. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned applications, schemas are forced to become open-source. Without appropriate users, niches are forced to become B2C, leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable, vertical, value-added, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient functionalities, infomediaries are forced to become front-end. The metrics for reporting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for driving. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting but our aptitude to productize. Widgets International is the industry leader of B2B2C bandwidth. Think super-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you optimize virally, you may have to transform globally. Think C2C2C. Think long-term. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our capability to upgrade. We believe we know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also streamline holistically. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We always architect interactive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to orchestrate proactively. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "C2C" really mean? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. At Widgets International, we have come to know how to upgrade interactively. If you extend holistically, you may have to scale vertically. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for coping with new relationships? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We think we know that if you facilitate globally then you may also incubate seamlessly. If you leverage nano-extensibly, you may have to generate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our niches but our power to architect. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. At Widgets International, we have proven we know how to cultivate ultra-virtually. Think cyber-backward-compatible. Without sufficient macro-frictionless branding, e-commerce metrics are forced to become wireless. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. We think that most cutting-edge, backward-compatible web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We have come to know that it is better to maximize transparently than to optimize interactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. What does the term "social networks" really mean?