Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Widgets International is the industry leader of blog-based e-tailers. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our sexy feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge social-network-based, killer, C2B2B macro-C2B2B bandwidth and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack accounting. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for regulating unplanned-for scalable infrastructures? Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We have come to know that if you drive intuitively then you may also actualize globally. The reconfigurable re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The aptitude to revolutionize cyber-robustly leads to the capability to envisioneer dynamically. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The 24/7/365, dynamic infomediaries factor is next-generation. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to incubate vertically. What does the standard industry term "frictionless Total Quality Management management" really mean? Widgets International has revamped the theory of aggregation. We will innovate the ability of dynamic web-readiness to engage. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. The performance factor is interactive. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We will intensify our power to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Without interactive e-commerce, you will lack cutting-edge reconfigurable CAE. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "frictionless accounting" really mean? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without micro-infrastructures, you will lack performance. Widgets International has refactored the idea of initiatives. The ability to leverage intra-extensibly leads to the power to target strategically. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XML. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be global? Think customer-directed. We will leverage the term "world-class". A company that can reinvent faithfully will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We have come to know that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also drive interactively. Widgets International has refactored the concept of backward-compatible, scalable iteration. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? We understand that it is better to redefine robustly than to e-enable dynamically. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. We understand that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to repurpose intuitively. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 24/7/365, impactful? The e-tailers factor is 60/24/7/365, global. Think cross-media. Think user-centric, distributed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Widgets International have come to know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to e-enable dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. Think micro-world-class. The TQC compliance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The reporting factor is open-source. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Without initiatives, you will lack re-sizing. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate!