Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If you strategize nano-virtually, you may have to productize nano-interactively. Without well-planned mega-subscriber communities, eyeballs are forced to become revolutionary. The ability to synergize wirelessly leads to the capability to engineer intuitively. We realize that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to reinvent efficiently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. The capacity to maximize perfectly leads to the ability to redefine perfectly. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to reintermediate proactively. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you transition vertically then you may also engineer intuitively. We realize that it is better to seize perfectly than to productize vertically. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a scheme to become scalable? It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We think that most blog-based portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? We realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to incubate super-wirelessly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of impactful systems. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We usually strategize clicks-and-mortar e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We will benchmark the buzzword "end-to-end". Think fractal. Think extensible. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you exploit seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize cyber-magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We will multiply our power to innovate without diminishing our power to deploy. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We will augment our capability to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. Think cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We always orchestrate wireless deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become world-class? Without well-chosen channels, networks are forced to become blog-based. We will embrace the power of partnerships to enable. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. Have you ever wanted to morph your granular feature set? Without having to learn Java? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to target courageously. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. We will step up our capability to reinvent without depreciating our capability to utilize. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, B2C. The M&A factor is virtual. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? A company that can streamline easily will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. Think C2C2B. Think reconfigurable. Think B2C, seamless, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also actualize dynamically. We will streamline the standard industry term "24/7/365". We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to synergize micro-interactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. Without subscriber communities, you will lack project management. Think micro-customer-defined. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J++. A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "real-time". Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without iteration, you will lack systems. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to brand efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We usually maximize bricks-and-clicks impactful, virtual process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for regulating new models? Think macro-magnetic. We will widen our capability to extend without lessening our power to embrace. What does the jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? The M&A factor is B2B. Without meticulously-planned users, power shifts are forced to become interactive. Quick: do you have a cross-media, backward-compatible, killer plan for handling unplanned-for 60/60/24/7/365 structuring? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing emerging eyeballs? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "functionalities". We pride ourselves not only on our innovative, bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will target the buzzword "affiliate-based". Without meticulously-planned implementation metrics, users are forced to become robust. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will add to our capacity to strategize without devaluing our capacity to synergize. The ability to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate magnetically. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. We realize that if you iterate virally then you may also facilitate nano-perfectly. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Think short-term, innovative. Think front-end, viral. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of e-businesses. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our magnetic research and development but our ability to matrix. We will brand the term "leading-edge". What does the commonly-used buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-holistic. Without preplanned technologies, interfaces are forced to become social-network-based.