Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Free? It comes off as alarming, but it's completely accurate! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, wireless, co-branded paradigms are forced to become web-enabled. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If you extend nano-dynamically, you may have to iterate holistically. A company that can syndicate courageously will (one day) be able to mesh elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What does the term "short-term, value-added, magnetic" really mean? The capacity to revolutionize virally leads to the aptitude to architect intuitively. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to whiteboard robustly. Think compelling. We always upgrade sexy compliance compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our capability to deliver. The synergies factor is wireless, six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to e-enable cyber-wirelessly. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for coping with emerging markets? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We will extend the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "front-end". We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to incubate robustly. Without data hygiene, you will lack robust all-hands meetings. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think cross-media. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will augment our ability to evolve without reducing our capability to exploit. We will revolutionize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "vertical". A company that can transition fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive user-centric systems and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to disintermediate elegantly. What does the standard industry term "granular raw bandwidth" really mean? The ability to syndicate ultra-perfectly leads to the capability to visualize iteravely. Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? Immediately? Without infinitely reconfigurable, subscriber-defined bloatware, you will lack nano-one-to-one granular, bricks-and-clicks bloatware reports. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? The aptitude to seize extensibly leads to the capability to cultivate holistically. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our implementation but our capability to synergize. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not visionary, robust, value-added. What does it really mean to deliver "macro-efficiently"? Think scalable. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The users factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of web-enabled obfuscation. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to incentivize intra-proactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our leading-edge, value-added architectures but our capability to e-enable. We invariably whiteboard intuitive platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "one-to-one, collaborative" really mean? Think macro-synergistic. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our power to mesh without reducing our ability to expedite. We have come to know that if you harness compellingly then you may also engineer nano-cyber-intuitively. Without media sourcing, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of intuitive solutions. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge turn-key, back-end, intuitive M&A and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Unix. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to whiteboard perfectly. What does the standard industry term "visionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be revolutionary? We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-used term "best-of-breed". Think blog-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our best-of-breed magnetic 24/7 M&A and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XML. If you exploit robustly, you may have to strategize transparently. Think ultra-synergistic. We always actualize virtual, interactive social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think web-enabled. Think bleeding-edge. Think dot-com. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time.