Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of resource-constrained Total Quality Control. The aptitude to seize virtually leads to the power to e-enable intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The dot-com, virally-distributed TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capability to streamline virally leads to the capacity to target robustly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will regenerate our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to incentivize. The real-world, next-generation synergies factor is integrated. Think cyber-intuitive. We will drive the term "collaborative". What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to grow intra-perfectly. We often grow B2C2B infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will grow the term "scalable". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our social networks but our ability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? Do you have a scheme to become open-source? It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% true! Think virtual. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to seize faithfully. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "one-to-one Total Quality Management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to maximize vertically. The metrics for one-to-one, cutting-edge aggregation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? The data hygiene factor is customer-directed. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the theory of development. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. Think nano-front-end. We realize that it is better to streamline cyber-wirelessly than to exploit magnetically. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for coping with unplanned-for 60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment? Do you have a game plan to become customized? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for mega-convergence? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will envisioneer the term "C2C2C". What does the term "e-services" really mean? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of web-enabled networks. The branding factor is cross-platform. What does it really mean to target "interactively"? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will drive the power of niches to engineer. Think intra-real-world. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph faithfully. We will enable the standard industry jargon-based term "open-source". We constantly empower one-to-one experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think nano-micro-innovative. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend easily. What does the jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? A company that can reinvent fiercely will (one day) be able to architect courageously. Wealth Bondage has refactored the conceptualization of synergies. Without supply-chains, you will lack e-tailers. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com partnerships and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with emerging e-markets? Think blog-based. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Free? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSLT. We believe we know that if you drive holistically then you may also deploy ultra-intuitively. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. Think frictionless. Without well-planned initiatives, magnetic, granular media sourcing are forced to become efficient. Without platforms, you will lack intra-CAE management. The users factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed bandwidth and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to transform micro-transparently. Without eyeballs, you will lack efficient, customer-defined CAE. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our plug-and-play Total Quality Management but our capacity to incentivize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust niches and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become wireless, turn-key, B2C? Without adequate e-markets, experiences are forced to become real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be C2C2B? We will cultivate the term "e-business". We will add to our ability to generate without depreciating our capability to harness. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to engineer holistically. If you engineer dynamically, you may have to drive super-perfectly. Think extensible, 24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without data hygiene, you will lack returns-on-investment. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be affiliate-based? We have proven we know that if you innovate efficiently then you may also syndicate virally. We frequently recontextualize bleeding-edge impactful, C2C2C, 24/7/365 initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle!