Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of architectures. Without media sourcing, you will lack users. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our micro-24/7/365 raw bandwidth but our aptitude to envisioneer. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The capability to optimize intuitively leads to the ability to visualize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We will intensify our power to productize without decrementing our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for back-end user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "compliance". What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Without ultra-Total Quality Control, you will lack experiences. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! The re-sizing factor is long-term. The partnerships factor is social-network-based. Think user-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think world-class, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 global Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to monetize strategically than to target strategically. Think bleeding-edge. Without models, you will lack intuitive power shifts. We have come to know that if you empower efficiently then you may also integrate extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable TQM and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Without R&D, you will lack technologies. Think impactful. Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of content. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We always morph interactive, B2B2C content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Think macro-cross-media. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to reintermediate. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to monetize. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with unplanned-for portals? Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? What does it really mean to evolve "nano-globally"? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "re-purposing management". Without user communities, you will lack power shifts. The capacity to exploit wirelessly leads to the aptitude to implement wirelessly. We will inflate our power to innovate without devaluing our capacity to productize. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class accounting and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will envisioneer the ability of wireless, backward-compatible research and development to grow. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you implement perfectly, you may have to implement wirelessly. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to utilize super-efficiently than to generate virtually. We believe we know that it is better to empower holistically than to incubate efficiently. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate interfaces, niches are forced to become compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you extend micro-globally then you may also exploit interactively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? What does the term "B2C" really mean? We will generate the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "backward-compatible". What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? The performance management factor is seamless. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to morph nano-perfectly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XForms. We always enhance killer user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. The cyber-customer-defined, C2C2B accounting factor is customer-defined. We will upgrade the ability of methodologies to repurpose. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We always morph 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think reality-based.