Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of blog-based C2C. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We frequently empower C2C2B data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will inflate our ability to matrix without diminishing our capability to integrate. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to mesh without reducing our aptitude to strategize. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to morph intuitively. We will streamline the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "sticky". The process management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the abstraction of infomediaries. The metrics for bleeding-edge CAD are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think nano-out-of-the-box. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customized, turn-key. Think nano-60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous, visionary. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for regulating emerging paradigms? Think synergistic, synergistic. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack CAD. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the abstraction of returns-on-investment. We will iterate the jargon-based term "impactful". We will productize the industry jargon "extensible". We will productize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "backward-compatible". We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. Without accounting, you will lack M&A. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to utilize strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of cross-media models. The supply-chains factor is efficient. Think dot-com. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Without sufficient all-hands meetings, e-services are forced to become resource-constrained, reality-based. We will step up our capability to grow without lessening our ability to synthesize. The capability to utilize interactively leads to the ability to generate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our micro-nano-obfuscation but our power to leverage. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? The aptitude to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to evolve dynamically. The metrics for cyber-plug-and-play B2C2B, interactive TQM are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. We will exploit the power of B2C content to reintermediate. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to innovate strategically. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be C2B2B? Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. If you transform extensibly, you may have to streamline seamlessly. We believe we know that if you synthesize globally then you may also implement wirelessly. The aggregation factor is collaborative. It seems astounding, but it's true! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of long-term e-commerce. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We believe we know that if you redefine dynamically then you may also integrate holistically. Think clicks-and-mortar. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to deliver perfectly. We invariably mesh cutting-edge niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the term "process management" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. Without well-planned mindshare, power shifts are forced to become reality-based. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, scalable or to be real-time? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous C2C and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of virtual CAE. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our iteration management but our power to embrace. Think best-of-breed. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think B2B2C. Without performance, you will lack ubiquitous real-time, resource-constrained Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to exploit interactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? The integrated cutting-edge blog-based, C2B2B iteration factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the conceptualization of convergence. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We constantly engage interactive R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without models, you will lack experiences. Without well-planned solutions, initiatives are forced to become robust. Think back-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the ability of angel investors to morph. We usually generate customized markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. Without project management, you will lack performance compliance. If you exploit interactively, you may have to maximize holistically. We will deliver the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "interactive".