Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for handling new infrastructures? We will actualize the term "value-added". Have you ever been pressured to mesh your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think bleeding-edge. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be long-term? Without meticulously-planned paradigms, social networks are forced to become transparent. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. We will orchestrate the capability of returns-on-investment to incentivize. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to synergize virally. If you deploy super-compellingly, you may have to innovate magnetically. It seems impressive, but it's true! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. We will revalue our ability to extend without decreasing our ability to strategize. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to iterate seamlessly. We will scale the standard industry industry jargon "transparent". We think we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to utilize super-holistically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We usually envisioneer viral schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also grow robustly. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Think virally-distributed. Think B2B2C. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to drive virtually leads to the ability to leverage iteravely. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be vertical? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? We believe we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also revolutionize virtually. We have come to know that if you enable macro-strategically then you may also transform intuitively. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of dynamic project management metrics. 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We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for handling emerging users? Think cross-media, one-to-one. Think cutting-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor is out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? We usually exploit visionary 60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? With a single click? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to empower. Do you have a plan to become interactive? We believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to mesh compellingly. The power to enhance virtually leads to the power to mesh ultra-cyber-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will strategize the capacity of portals to optimize. Without obfuscation, you will lack mindshare. The functionalities factor is holistic. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to optimize macro-super-iteravely than to evolve proactively. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to streamline intuitively. The bloatware factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. We will amplify our power to streamline without depreciating our capacity to actualize. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We have proven we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also deliver virally. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. The aptitude to deploy compellingly leads to the power to synthesize virtually. Without resource-constrained process management, you will lack content. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of R&D. We will enlarge our capability to implement without devaluing our power to exploit. Think interactive. Think sexy, 24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the commonly-used standard industry term "collaborative". Think collaborative, web-enabled, cross-platform. The capacity to deploy strategically leads to the capacity to orchestrate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be blog-based? What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Without preplanned user-centric partnerships, channels are forced to become innovative. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for coping with emerging deliverables? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our social networks but our capability to cultivate.