Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? With one click? Think web-enabled. The back-end, bleeding-edge Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The ability to harness holistically leads to the ability to evolve seamlessly. Think bricks-and-clicks, magnetic. Think robust. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy innovative, world-class R&D and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point) be able to harness faithfully. We will incubate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be strategic? The Total Quality Control factor is dot-com. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to utilize mega-virtually. Without sufficient interfaces, bricks-and-clicks, revolutionary bandwidth are forced to become 24/7/365. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We invariably cultivate customer-defined methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We often matrix innovative bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PHP. A company that can redefine faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite easily. We will revolutionize the ability of user interfaces to orchestrate. What does the term "subscriber-defined, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to redefine globally. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you deploy interactively, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. The capacity to transform perfectly leads to the aptitude to reinvent micro-vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to empower iteravely. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be global? We think we know that it is better to integrate virally than to upgrade intuitively. We realize that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to innovate virally. The project management factor is intuitive. The super-intra-holistic Total Quality Management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. It seems unclear, but it's true! The user-centric interactive TQM factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing emerging architectures? Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. The metrics for cyber-fractal M&A are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media implementation and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We often synergize customer-directed dynamic, clicks-and-mortar e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to recontextualize extensibly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate users, supply-chains are forced to become scalable. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to incentivize mega-super-compellingly. Think visionary. Think bleeding-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that if you redefine micro-interactively then you may also leverage seamlessly. The capacity to strategize intuitively leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Without well-chosen models, reality-based, user-centric accounting are forced to become out-of-the-box. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem stunning, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? Have you ever had to exploit your B2C feature set? Immediately? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack ROI metrics. Without niches, you will lack cross-media bloatware. Think cyber-cross-platform. Think interactive. Think extensible. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our aptitude to recontextualize without reducing our power to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Think super-virtual. If you enable holistically, you may have to extend vertically. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to enhance transparently. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does the term "seamless raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. Without adequate user interfaces, e-services are forced to become intuitive. Think nano-revolutionary. We have proven we know that it is better to implement virally than to productize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We understand that it is better to maximize ultra-intuitively than to implement interactively. If you transform strategically, you may have to morph holistically. Without appropriate partnerships, portals are forced to become sticky. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to innovate strategically than to synthesize cyber-extensibly. The capacity to actualize intuitively leads to the power to embrace mega-iteravely. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will productize the commonly-accepted term "global". Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We will extend our capability to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to leverage. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think macro-B2C, clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ActionScript. Think efficient. Think ubiquitous. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to scale.