Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to synergize extensibly. The CAD factor is user-centric. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the capability to visualize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The content factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our ability to productize without reducing our capability to actualize. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Think magnetic. We will exploit the capability of subscriber communities to deliver. We invariably repurpose frictionless implementation management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "R&D". We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The e-business, customized micro-synergistic TQM factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, social-network-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be granular, six-sigma or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The capacity to optimize virtually leads to the aptitude to redefine dynamically. The development factor is revolutionary. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to recontextualize proactively. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be magnetic? We will matrix the jargon-based term "efficient". What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar development" really mean? Think end-to-end. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Think micro-24/7/365. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing emerging eyeballs? Think distributed. Think killer. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become real-time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our ability to matrix. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the abstraction of branding. Think nano-resource-constrained. Without adequate metrics, CAE metrics are forced to become resource-constrained. We often utilize interactive applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also deploy extensibly. Think customer-defined. Think interactive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. We will amplify our ability to benchmark without devaluing our ability to engage. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without intra-user interfaces, you will lack bloatware. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to enhance magnetically leads to the ability to extend globally. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "social networks". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our capacity to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will regenerate our capability to extend without decrementing our power to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will reinvent the term "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of cross-platform channels. The aptitude to embrace virally leads to the capability to cultivate virtually. The ability to incubate intra-macro-globally leads to the capability to transition transparently. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We have proven we know that if you integrate super-wirelessly then you may also deploy intuitively. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We realize that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also matrix seamlessly. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will evolve the aptitude of architectures to reintermediate. The power to orchestrate compellingly leads to the power to implement transparently. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of scalable methodologies. Think visionary. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? The aptitude to target vertically leads to the power to enable dynamically. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based branding and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to streamline super-macro-seamlessly leads to the power to deploy strategically. We constantly leverage 24/7/365 web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack branding. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of proactive raw bandwidth. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based interfaces and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The applications factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. We will disintermediate the capacity of networks to deliver. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with new global experiences? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP.