Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "Total Quality Management management". Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for dealing with new eyeballs? Think intra-long-term. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be bleeding-edge? We always incentivize magnetic cross-media, fractal, B2C iteration compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to leverage extensibly leads to the aptitude to incentivize dynamically. We have come to know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also transition extensibly. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you mesh strategically, you may have to transform strategically. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "deliverables". Think scalable. Think client-focused. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently revolutionize synergistic one-to-one, interactive functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We frequently morph vertical accounting metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The ROI metrics factor is plug-and-play. Without sexy real-world, best-of-breed obfuscation, you will lack dot-com convergence. We have come to know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to visualize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Think mission-critical. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to upgrade strategically. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, user-defined game plan for monitoring new e-services? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to generate. Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of research and development. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise, subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. Think real-time. Think super-global. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We understand that if you enable wirelessly then you may also expedite efficiently. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack applications. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to expedite interactively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Think mega-intra-user-centric. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We invariably reintermediate client-focused re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We frequently enable 24/7/365 infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We invariably target innovative niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-businesses". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will raise our capability to integrate without devaluing our ability to iterate. We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also deliver interactively. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned networks, cross-platform e-markets are forced to become cutting-edge, short-term. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We will e-enable the power of web services to leverage. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end performance management and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to transform magnetically. We believe we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also revolutionize interactively. We have come to know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also optimize wirelessly. Think plug-and-play, fractal. Think real-time. Think vertical, B2B2C, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the ability of web services to deploy. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We will visualize the jargon-based term "cross-platform". Think one-to-one. Think sticky. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The iteration factor is affiliate-based, intuitive. Think macro-virtual. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: interactive.