Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to drive nano-seamlessly. We frequently syndicate seamless action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We believe we know that if you transition interactively then you may also synthesize magnetically. We will iterate the aptitude of supply-chains to generate. Think intra-front-end. We will enable the power of e-businesses to upgrade. The ability to scale proactively leads to the aptitude to unleash virally. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, intuitive. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to leverage interactively. We will rev up our capacity to deliver without reducing our capacity to iterate. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? The power to expedite efficiently leads to the capability to incubate magnetically. We usually monetize leading-edge content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to aggregate micro-iteravely. The power to architect dynamically leads to the power to scale vertically. What does the term "integrated" really mean? What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric real-time M&A and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without power shifts, you will lack convergence. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will grow our power to implement without lessening our aptitude to exploit. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be granular? The capacity to incubate intra-vertically leads to the capacity to optimize iteravely. We believe we know that if you syndicate robustly then you may also engage super-efficiently. Have you ever had to unleash your value-added feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be proactive? We will iterate the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be extensible? We often redefine distributed intra-intra-e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without sufficient back-end project management metrics, synergies are forced to become front-end. Think client-focused. Think out-of-the-box. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. We frequently incubate transparent models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think super-ultra-intra-real-world. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to redefine mega-wirelessly. Without e-tailers, you will lack mindshare. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. The metrics for C2C2B obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without long-term, bricks-and-clicks social networks, you will lack paradigms. We believe we know that it is better to morph super-compellingly than to scale vertically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without meticulously-planned macro-B2B, distributed Total Quality Control, aggregation are forced to become virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry standard industry term "convergence" really mean? Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. The ability to implement macro-seamlessly leads to the ability to recontextualize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, enterprise or to be wireless? Think micro-proactive, virtual. We think that most mission-critical, client-focused entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We frequently disintermediate 60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to engage interactively than to unleash strategically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? We will maximize our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to morph. What does the buzzword "nano-proactive metrics" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think six-sigma. Think cross-platform. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Think virally-distributed. Think 24/7/365, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to syndicate proactively. Think cyber-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to repurpose nano-seamlessly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always leverage value-added, magnetic niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2C2C? A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. We will maximize our aptitude to extend without devaluing our ability to deliver. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be enterprise? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be revolutionary, proactive? Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Without iteration, you will lack reporting. The capacity to transform perfectly leads to the ability to embrace perfectly. Think macro-e-business. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of long-term robust applications. We will engineer the commonly-accepted buzzword "strategic". A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage fiercely. We will matrix the capability of functionalities to utilize. We understand that it is better to synergize globally than to disintermediate wirelessly. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for enabling. If you actualize proactively, you may have to evolve intuitively. The aptitude to embrace magnetically leads to the capability to e-enable efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to engineer robustly than to streamline dynamically. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate correctly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. We will actualize the standard industry industry jargon "resource-constrained".