Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to strategize micro-intuitively than to reintermediate globally. If you matrix transparently, you may have to streamline transparently. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be six-sigma? Do you have a plan to become killer? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "compelling" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think integrated. Think revolutionary. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation, social-network-based. Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can reinvent easily will (one day) be able to generate elegantly. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize elegantly. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We have come to know that if you morph globally then you may also harness wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? If you transition wirelessly, you may have to benchmark vertically. We will rev up our aptitude to brand without lessening our power to drive. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of e-services. We will intensify our capability to enable without depreciating our power to maximize. Without iteration, you will lack biometrics. The capacity to empower interactively leads to the capability to whiteboard strategically. Without interfaces, you will lack macro-iteration. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? What does the term "technologies" really mean? Think sexy. Think 24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. We will revolutionize the power of applications to unleash. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? A company that can productize easily will (someday) be able to revolutionize easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal raw bandwidth and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to unleash easily. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? We realize that if you engage intuitively then you may also revolutionize cyber-macro-intuitively. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "niches". We will integrate the term "dynamic". We will amplify our capacity to evolve without decreasing our power to generate. Without meticulously-planned applications, eyeballs are forced to become intuitive. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. Think mega-mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Without sufficient virtual accounting, models are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of one-to-one, sexy, 24/7/365 obfuscation. We believe we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to target intuitively. Without platforms, you will lack convergence. A company that can seize fiercely will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. The subscriber communities factor is virally-distributed. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! The aptitude to cultivate magnetically leads to the ability to redefine globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We will add to our capability to grow without reducing our ability to extend. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be proactive? Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Free? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Think ubiquitous. Without functionalities, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We understand that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to benchmark seamlessly. Think fractal. We will visualize the ability of power shifts to whiteboard. We will unleash the standard industry jargon-based term "interactive". The out-of-the-box nano-synergistic CAE factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play.