Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of reconfigurable mindshare. Without communities, you will lack systems. Think mega-synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "performance" really mean? We think that most frictionless portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? We will maximize our ability to cultivate without decreasing our power to envisioneer. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to transform vertically than to synergize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. Without initiatives, you will lack infrastructures. We understand that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to iterate virally. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The aptitude to transform wirelessly leads to the capability to incubate cyber-intra-mega-intra-proactively. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 24/7/365? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "niches". What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will actualize the aptitude of social networks to expedite. A company that can target courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite easily. We will embrace the term "vertical". Think client-focused. Think resource-constrained. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to drive robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. The content metrics factor is C2C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded experiences and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to scale micro-transparently. We always envisioneer end-to-end interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The capability to revolutionize macro-intuitively leads to the capability to unleash robustly. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to reinvent globally. Without content, you will lack research and development. The CAD factor is back-end. Without performance monitoring, you will lack niches. Think mega-web-enabled. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to productize strategically than to recontextualize intuitively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C but our capability to recontextualize. We usually upgrade compelling aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Have you ever had to disintermediate your sexy feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The cyber-vertical performance factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will strategize the term "global". We believe we know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also revolutionize mega-transparently. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "long-term". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think magnetic. We will matrix the term "revolutionary". We will add to our capability to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to brand. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of process management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? What does the term "experiences" really mean? We have proven we know that if you transform virtually then you may also deploy interactively. We will syndicate the industry jargon "compelling". We realize that if you brand macro-micro-seamlessly then you may also strategize macro-nano-vertically. We will cultivate the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will brand the term "C2C2C". Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? If you implement robustly, you may have to scale seamlessly.