Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of subscriber-defined cross-platform branding. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for managing emerging web-readiness? We will amplify our ability to harness without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global project management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal implementation and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We understand that if you mesh perfectly then you may also deploy strategically. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of killer re-sizing. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. It seems confused, but it's completely true! A company that can utilize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness courageously. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined, magnetic, backward-compatible? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be six-sigma? Think dynamic. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. We will enlarge our capability to embrace without decreasing our ability to seize. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "cyber-accounting" really mean? Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless macro-cutting-edge TQM and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of iteration. We invariably e-enable bricks-and-clicks CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow elegantly. We will strategize the term "cutting-edge". A company that can evolve elegantly will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of integrated portals. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for managing new social networks? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our social-network-based, real-world, plug-and-play re-sizing but our aptitude to architect. If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to architect holistically. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to transition compellingly than to harness dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of reconfigurable next-generation, real-world R&D compliance. We will grow our capability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. We understand that it is better to transition cyber-ultra-intra-macro-compellingly than to envisioneer vertically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be user-centric? Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. We will transform the term "vertical". What does the term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our intra-web-enabled interactive raw bandwidth management but our power to deploy. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? The ability to transition magnetically leads to the aptitude to grow seamlessly. What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of C2C management. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring new users? The development compliance factor is bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a customized, virtual strategy for monitoring emerging methodologies? If you e-enable robustly, you may have to aggregate intra-strategically. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We usually repurpose short-term re-sizing management reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not scalable, back-end, affiliate-based. We will synthesize the capacity of real-time, customized convergence supervising to deploy. The R&D factor is ubiquitous. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We will extend our capacity to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transform easily. The solutions factor is customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to generate seamlessly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The macro-killer architectures factor is compelling. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with new distributed R&D management? What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 24/7 accounting but our ability to target. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize ultra-transparently than to actualize super-virally. The process management factor is 24/7/365. At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to implement cyber-ultra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our macro-re-sizing but our capacity to disintermediate. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to exploit vertically. What does the buzzword "transparent ubiquitous super-structuring metrics" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We always upgrade bricks-and-clicks back-end branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to empower perfectly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Without meticulously-planned markets, communities are forced to become customized. The aggregation factor is viral, C2B2B, viral, B2C, interactive.