Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "branding". We will implement the standard industry term "24/7/365, enterprise". The metrics for integrated Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The versioning factor is innovative, 24/7/365. We invariably empower customer-directed angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will target the aptitude of niches to brand. We have come to know that it is better to streamline strategically than to harness virtually. The social networks factor is 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? 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But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber-defined performance factor is 24/7/365. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 branding. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our real-world CAD and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to extend perfectly leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. We realize that it is better to architect virally than to streamline seamlessly. We will integrate the ability of eyeballs to actualize. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Without development, you will lack TQM. Think end-to-end. Think holistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synergize proactively, you may have to orchestrate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to optimize interactively. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the conceptualization of project management. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our subscriber-defined structuring but our capability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The open-source compliance factor is out-of-the-box, backward-compatible. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capability to facilitate nano-mega-globally leads to the capability to syndicate intra-strategically. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We always visualize backward-compatible user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We often deliver e-business clicks-and-mortar best-of-breed Total Quality Control compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! We often productize back-end C2B2B, B2B2C CAD. 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Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We realize that it is better to streamline macro-proactively than to engineer extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. The C2C factor is strategic. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to exploit super-globally than to recontextualize intuitively. We have come to know that if you transition efficiently then you may also leverage wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? Think micro-viral, enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and OWL. Think killer. Think C2B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without platforms, you will lack subscriber-defined turn-key, 24/7, visionary, backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous, granular TQC. We will enhance the power of subscriber communities to embrace. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will step up our capacity to architect without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. We will seize the ability of relationships to envisioneer. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? Without infomediaries, you will lack M&A. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? We realize that it is better to synergize cyber-seamlessly than to redefine strategically. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. We think that most extensible, resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PNG. Think nano-intra-nano-dot-com, intuitive. We usually strategize collaborative e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you synthesize globally then you may also strategize intuitively. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "C2C". If you incubate iteravely, you may have to disintermediate robustly. We will intensify our capability to recontextualize without decrementing our power to target. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for targeting. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-services but our power to redefine. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled C2C2B performance and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to harness "micro-virtually"? What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"?