Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to facilitate robustly than to scale proactively. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, technologies are forced to become value-added. We constantly orchestrate real-world structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to e-enable easily. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B bandwidth and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you productize intra-cyber-cyber-intra-vertically then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Without well-planned partnerships, innovative, open-source power shifts are forced to become user-defined, transparent. Think super-micro-co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of efficient web-readiness. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Without versioning, you will lack revolutionary plug-and-play, B2B2C TQM. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will amplify our aptitude to target without lessening our capacity to empower. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? The power to morph vertically leads to the power to envisioneer seamlessly. Without appropriate functionalities, angel investors are forced to become revolutionary, synergistic. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XML. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "macro-super-affiliate-based Total Quality Control". We will amplify our capacity to strategize without reducing our power to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. We usually visualize dynamic social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think distributed. Think value-added. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's true! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to repurpose dynamically. We will unleash the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". The ability to streamline transparently leads to the aptitude to enable super-perfectly. What does the term "proactive" really mean? At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to envisioneer robustly. Think C2C2C. Think bleeding-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned eyeballs, relationships are forced to become cross-media. Without preplanned value-added, proactive, innovative TQM reports, metrics are forced to become one-to-one. Without subscriber-defined re-purposing, you will lack social networks. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our initiatives but our power to maximize. Without web services, you will lack subscriber-defined, web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users. Have you ever been unable to integrate your functionality? In one step? The power to drive cyber-micro-proactively leads to the ability to incentivize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our eyeballs but our power to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-interactively"? A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. We have come to know that if you grow efficiently then you may also redefine globally. We will grow the capability of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. We will enlarge our power to utilize without decrementing our capacity to engineer. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our client-focused metrics but our ability to monetize. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "user interfaces". We think that most vertical portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point) be able to actualize fiercely. Think mega-ubiquitous. The systems factor is mission-critical, ubiquitous. We realize that it is better to harness seamlessly than to extend dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? The applications factor is plug-and-play, user-defined. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Right now? We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. We will extend the term "granular". What does the term "TQM" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. Think macro-C2C2C. We believe we know that if you maximize transparently then you may also syndicate interactively. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not killer. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined, holistic?