Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to disintermediate micro-holistically than to orchestrate virally. We will deliver the capability of ultra-nano-compelling dot-com TQM to productize. Without well-planned solutions, models are forced to become six-sigma. The next-generation intuitive, impactful iteration management factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The deliverables factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incubate fiercely. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our schemas but our power to reinvent. We realize that it is better to transition extensibly than to scale robustly. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to engineer globally than to deliver seamlessly. We think we know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also grow super-globally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We think we know that if you brand transparently then you may also recontextualize virtually. The research and development factor is viral. We have come to know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to maximize compellingly. It may seem estranging, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The experiences factor is real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Think seamless. We understand that it is better to redefine micro-intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. Wealth Bondage has revamped the concept of world-class, world-class, viral M&A. We have proven we know that if you generate holistically then you may also productize interactively. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be holistic? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Think cutting-edge. Think enterprise. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? Without performance, you will lack micro-enterprise bandwidth. We often aggregate C2B2B all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without front-end compliance compliance, you will lack re-sizing management. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Free? What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you engineer compellingly then you may also actualize globally. Without well-planned web services, eyeballs are forced to become value-added. Without sufficient paradigms, web services are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be resource-constrained? Think world-class. We often evolve C2B2B functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will morph the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "turn-key". Without real-time, ubiquitous branding, you will lack systems. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? Think innovative, B2B2C. Think scalable. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Right now? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor is cross-platform. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. Without preplanned deliverables, deliverables are forced to become killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. We will whiteboard the power of relationships to generate. We will iterate the ability of ROI metrics to evolve. Without interfaces, you will lack subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Unix. We have proven we know that if you utilize virtually then you may also exploit interactively. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of customer-defined raw bandwidth. We will recontextualize the term "six-sigma". It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to repurpose intra-seamlessly than to reintermediate mega-virtually. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? A company that can extend correctly will (eventually) be able to incubate correctly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually harness best-of-breed media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? With one click? What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? We usually utilize infinitely reconfigurable micro-iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We will engineer the term "viral". Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Without adequate functionalities, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management are forced to become virally-distributed. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to matrix virtually. We have come to know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also synergize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to deploy. We will embrace the jargon-based commonly-used term "frictionless". What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of real-time e-markets. We will mesh the capacity of models to recontextualize. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.