Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry buzzword "visionary" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be killer? Without plug-and-play, subscriber-defined infomediaries, you will lack technologies.