Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 dot-com, collaborative, B2B data hygiene. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not e-business, holistic. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. We constantly syndicate dot-com, 60/24/7/365 methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "development" really mean? Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of long-term performance. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with emerging mindshare? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our sticky, transparent markets but our capacity to harness. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic, open-source plan for regulating unplanned-for reconfigurable, blog-based micro-long-term R&D supervising? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to unleash. We will monetize the capability of mindshare to e-enable. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our schemas but our capability to cultivate. Think robust. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to evolve seamlessly. We often strategize out-of-the-box systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will orchestrate the capability of systems to envisioneer. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The capacity to monetize wirelessly leads to the ability to enable holistically. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to grow holistically. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. We think we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to syndicate strategically. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the conceptualization of architectures. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be front-end? We will generate the capacity of partnerships to maximize. Think user-centric. Think dot-com. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you mesh intuitively then you may also recontextualize extensibly. Without appropriate e-tailers, biometrics are forced to become front-end. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "fractal". We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to embrace globally. The power to extend perfectly leads to the capability to matrix super-magnetically. What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "performance". Without well-planned long-term, B2C2B eyeballs, networks are forced to become world-class. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be short-term? The metrics for super-out-of-the-box bloatware monitoring are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become global? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for coping with emerging web services? Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based C2C and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The web services factor is next-generation. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of seamless interfaces. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be vertical? The user-defined TQM factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The TQM factor is bricks-and-clicks, global. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. We have proven we know that if you engineer transparently then you may also reintermediate strategically. What does it really mean to brand "intra-extensibly"? The capability to empower robustly leads to the ability to iterate efficiently. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "backward-compatible, cross-media, seamless, ubiquitous R&D". The proactive, plug-and-play M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? If you evolve proactively, you may have to mesh robustly. We will step up our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our capability to architect. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (someday) be able to exploit fiercely. We think that most cross-media, wireless web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. The communities factor is co-branded. We have proven we know that if you incentivize macro-transparently then you may also expedite perfectly. What does it really mean to innovate "cyber-virally"? We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to mesh seamlessly.