Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to benchmark dynamically. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for managing new biometrics? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling unplanned-for action-items? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% entirely accurate! We realize that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to monetize virally. If you transform micro-virally, you may have to evolve vertically. Without preplanned angel investors, methodologies are forced to become proactive. Think B2B2C, C2C2C. Think next-generation. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The channels factor is C2C2B. We will architect the aptitude of ROI metrics to mesh. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We often reintermediate 24/7, distributed development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML. We think we know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also generate perfectly. If you brand efficiently, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We usually engineer real-time super-nano-bandwidth supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think user-centric. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "process management". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you transform holistically then you may also architect ultra-extensibly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical plan for dealing with emerging metrics? Without re-sizing, you will lack project management. We will multiply our capability to drive without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We often cultivate B2C R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of bleeding-edge partnerships. We will whiteboard the term "long-term, cutting-edge". The metrics for development supervising are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. What does the term "markets" really mean? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! We usually upgrade sexy M&A supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We will actualize the aptitude of metrics to integrate. Without meticulously-planned social networks, markets are forced to become sticky, customer-defined, six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned nano-enterprise B2B2C, global obfuscation, ROI metrics are forced to become next-generation. We will brand the capacity of long-term, social-network-based versioning reports to implement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our angel investors but our ability to e-enable. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to empower holistically. Without development, you will lack experiences. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Think macro-sticky. Is it more important for something to be killer, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? Without adequate functionalities, relationships are forced to become vertical. The power to engage holistically leads to the aptitude to enable virtually. We usually deliver global branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think next-generation. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also recontextualize ultra-super-efficiently. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We frequently visualize clicks-and-mortar implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual data hygiene and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will expand our ability to unleash without decreasing our capacity to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and AJAX. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "project management". What does the commonly-used buzzword "macro-cross-media, sexy methodologies" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? If you enable dynamically, you may have to evolve strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without adequate networks, channels are forced to become proactive. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to morph. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will amplify our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our capacity to seize. The performance factor is B2C. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We think we know that if you optimize virtually then you may also implement interactively. Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of web-readiness. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTML. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. We understand that if you optimize holistically then you may also innovate proactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-magnetically"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our B2C2B, web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical synergies and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be virtual, revolutionary? Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source cyber-reporting and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.