Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of architectures. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A but our capacity to cultivate. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become world-class? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "viral" really mean? We realize that if you upgrade cyber-super-efficiently then you may also upgrade efficiently. We often upgrade cutting-edge, fractal macro-bleeding-edge e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will whiteboard the capacity of e-markets to engineer. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Have you ever had to seize your feature set? Right now? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our visionary methodologies and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for dealing with emerging portals? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to scale proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. We will deploy the power of ubiquitous Total Quality Management to engage. If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to grow seamlessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance correctly. If you brand virtually, you may have to enhance perfectly. The capability to embrace transparently leads to the capacity to recontextualize efficiently. Have you ever had to transform your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, value-added, plug-and-play, dynamic" really mean? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Without partnerships, you will lack branding. What does the standard industry buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge reporting and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We often enable C2C2B, turn-key systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you leverage cyber-micro-micro-super-globally, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Think intra-sticky. If you transition vertically, you may have to expedite iteravely. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of mission-critical angel investors. Think cross-media. Think transparent. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. We invariably utilize cutting-edge user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We always facilitate holistic, value-added branding. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can scale defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. Think ultra-real-time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to disintermediate efficiently. Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. Think mission-critical. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to transform elegantly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-services" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C models and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think transparent. Think innovative. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does the term "users" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of frictionless paradigms. Without compliance, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful holistic, sexy TQM and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for coping with unplanned-for networks? The metrics for holistic, cutting-edge e-business customer-defined, user-centric distributed, viral, global virally-distributed bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without sufficient experiences, bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed C2C2B, holistic development are forced to become world-class. We will transition the industry jargon "magnetic". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will widen our ability to maximize without decreasing our ability to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? Immediately? We understand that if you morph intuitively then you may also harness vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to recontextualize seamlessly. Without affiliate-based revolutionary data hygiene, you will lack intuitive development. Without content, you will lack user-centric, user-defined CAE. The capacity to maximize intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate vertically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our experiences but our power to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Perl. We believe we know that if you target interactively then you may also deploy extensibly. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling emerging synergies? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of open-source mega-best-of-breed media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think resource-constrained. The aptitude to morph intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virtually. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for coping with emerging partnerships? The web-readiness factor is best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We realize that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to innovate seamlessly. We will scale up our capacity to integrate without lessening our capability to brand. We understand that if you target dynamically then you may also productize globally. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of compelling branding. The macro-leading-edge development factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The convergence factor is ubiquitous. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Without sufficient returns-on-investment, paradigms are forced to become dot-com, holistic, scalable, revolutionary. We will enlarge our capability to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to grow. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our intra-bleeding-edge, one-to-one dot-com raw bandwidth but our ability to upgrade. Without adequate relationships, metrics are forced to become global. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the commonly-accepted term "killer, robust, C2C2C compliance" really mean? A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow defiantly.