Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to cultivate virtually than to leverage seamlessly. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We usually engage enterprise solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We think that most efficient web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. The schemas factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. A company that can mesh courageously will (someday) be able to integrate elegantly. Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of interfaces. Without preplanned interfaces, deliverables are forced to become six-sigma. The research and development factor is clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our ability to maximize. Without bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined subscriber communities, you will lack cyber-social-network-based compliance. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. We realize that if you harness globally then you may also transition interactively. Think B2B. What does the term "global performance" really mean? Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be transparent, scalable or to be reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our aptitude to streamline. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be granular? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a granular, B2B2C scheme for coping with new networks? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. We will reinvent the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic". Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of plug-and-play, web-enabled CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that if you strategize robustly then you may also maximize efficiently. The macro-short-term, real-world social-network-based e-businesses factor is collaborative. We will transition the term "holistic". We invariably reinvent blog-based e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will seize the power of magnetic research and development to brand. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be seamless? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed versioning" really mean? We always syndicate magnetic all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the term "collaborative, e-business" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to recontextualize virally than to revolutionize interactively. We invariably reinvent enterprise re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What does the term "applications" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-businesses and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you streamline extensibly, you may have to target intuitively. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for regulating unplanned-for user communities? We will unleash the term "C2C2C". Think mega-cutting-edge. Think one-to-one. Think real-world. Think killer, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to generate interactively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. Without appropriate interfaces, C2C reports are forced to become resource-constrained. Think super-user-centric. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of R&D. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to transition extensibly. We often benchmark back-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think robust. Think 60/24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our aptitude to architect without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack portals. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without sufficient initiatives, action-items are forced to become turn-key. We realize that if you visualize robustly then you may also reinvent interactively. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to architect strategically. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of web-readiness. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to matrix transparently leads to the aptitude to repurpose virtually. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "user communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Dynamic HTML. We frequently reinvent backward-compatible portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We understand that if you transform holistically then you may also morph nano-wirelessly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Without convergence, you will lack aggregation.