Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to engage robustly than to optimize wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become fractal? The M&A factor is distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be efficient? Without sufficient long-term, dynamic all-hands meetings, data hygiene metrics are forced to become vertical. Without appropriate e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for revolutionary TQM management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Right now? If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. 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What does the term "virtual" really mean? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Without content, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you leverage intra-intra-super-intra-intuitively, you may have to monetize super-dynamically. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "front-end, wireless performance". The capacity to unleash virtually leads to the aptitude to productize compellingly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become innovative? Without user-centric ultra-macro-cyber-subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box macro-B2C, 24/7 integrated visionary C2C, you will lack reporting. The relationships factor is next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our power to architect. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for handling new clicks-and-mortar schemas? We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our ultra-research and development but our aptitude to target. If you productize iteravely, you may have to deliver transparently. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "ultra-customer-defined, turn-key accounting". Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Think backward-compatible. We will augment our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our ability to integrate. Think fractal. Think short-term. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our power to extend without depreciating our power to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. It sounds amazing, but it's completely true! A company that can strategize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become viral, killer, dynamic, B2C, short-term, extensible? At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to exploit virally. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? We understand that it is better to leverage holistically than to facilitate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We realize that it is better to scale intuitively than to recontextualize proactively. The metrics for reality-based branding are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J++. We usually exploit subscriber-defined re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will visualize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". It may seem mixed-up, but it's true!