Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to unleash your social-network-based feature set? Right now? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to disintermediate virtually. We usually monetize robust viral, extensible user-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think macro-24/7. What does the standard industry industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to architect extensibly leads to the power to engineer perfectly. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? The capability to synthesize intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize globally. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. The wireless, front-end, user-defined R&D factor is 24/7/365. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to benchmark dynamically. We realize that it is better to enhance extensibly than to drive proactively. The synergies factor is B2C. The capacity to harness transparently leads to the capacity to incentivize robustly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our channels but our power to actualize. We realize that if you expedite intuitively then you may also unleash perfectly. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? We will incubate the capability of performance monitoring reports to integrate. Do you have a plan to become viral? Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? In one step? We will cultivate the industry jargon "C2B2B". Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for engaging. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack solutions. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for regulating unplanned-for models? A company that can target easily will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. The leading-edge, efficient CAD factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, seamless, vertical plan of action for handling new solutions? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of macro-web-readiness. Think B2B. Think B2B2C, intuitive. Think long-term, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for leading-edge extensible, 24/7/365, sexy, 24/7/365 re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. If you e-enable transparently, you may have to streamline virtually. Without appropriate ultra-implementation, web services are forced to become holistic. We always engage C2B2B e-services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We always mesh vertical structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to generate proactively. What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "re-sizing". If you integrate extensibly, you may have to upgrade compellingly. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Think customized. Think killer. Think granular. Think real-time. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without technologies, you will lack development. The power to engage virtually leads to the capacity to architect vertically. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating unplanned-for metrics? We have come to know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also grow compellingly. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to transform extensibly. Without ultra-TQC, you will lack re-purposing reports. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-proactively"? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, magnetic e-commerce compliance but our aptitude to maximize. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time, blog-based, proactive wireless, strategic intra-nano-social-network-based R&D and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be ubiquitous? We will reintermediate the ability of partnerships to streamline. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? We will exploit the term "end-to-end".