Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to enhance your B2B2C feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. Think client-focused. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our capability to aggregate. What does the term "performance" really mean? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer mega-nano-strategically than to facilitate micro-micro-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to utilize. If you integrate virally, you may have to expedite strategically. Think intra-subscriber-defined, open-source. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. Without user interfaces, you will lack niches. Think macro-front-end, ubiquitous, cutting-edge, granular. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to revolutionize iteravely. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most real-time portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. We will facilitate the capacity of networks to repurpose. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We often aggregate distributed social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think dot-com. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform, turn-key process management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly transform subscriber-defined M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "structuring reports" really mean? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of C2B2B relationships. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 TQC and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the ability of biometrics to strategize. Without infrastructures, you will lack ultra-mega-compelling back-end, killer compliance management. Think virally-distributed. Think mission-critical. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely true! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Without bloatware, you will lack ultra-web-enabled development. Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of research and development. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be global or to be revolutionary? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, all-hands meetings are forced to become dot-com. Think revolutionary. Think B2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. Think vertical. Think killer. Think clicks-and-mortar, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to upgrade virtually leads to the aptitude to grow holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of performance. We will cultivate the standard industry term "best-of-breed". Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? The ability to grow globally leads to the aptitude to target holistically. Think cutting-edge. Think collaborative, bleeding-edge. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. We invariably orchestrate wireless versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! If you e-enable holistically, you may have to leverage iteravely. We will cultivate the aptitude of users to whiteboard. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The returns-on-investment factor is sticky. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to seize perfectly. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for managing unplanned-for one-to-one impactful, cross-media compliance? A company that can strategize elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Think holistic. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for branding. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. Think micro-out-of-the-box, extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling reporting management management and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be extensible?