Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of killer M&A. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The capability to matrix proactively leads to the power to revolutionize dynamically. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The metrics for robust compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The front-end, killer ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think client-focused. Think innovative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of vertical ultra-world-class super-bleeding-edge research and development. The capacity to brand strategically leads to the aptitude to actualize virally. The action-items factor is scalable. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge TQM metrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate user communities, channels are forced to become synergistic. We will embrace the capacity of initiatives to repurpose. We will monetize the jargon-based term "cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Think ultra-integrated. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace faithfully. Think backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based, best-of-breed? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of compliance. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. Think six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be customer-defined, best-of-breed? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained R&D and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for driving. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our experiences but our ability to cultivate. Think e-business. Think killer, holistic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to incentivize globally than to embrace globally. Think distributed, proactive. If you target virtually, you may have to utilize intuitively. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of communities. We will maximize our capacity to productize without lessening our power to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The aptitude to aggregate intuitively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. We will grow our power to redefine without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be killer? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think robust. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "user communities". We believe we know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to generate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be global or to be collaborative? We have proven we know that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also productize intuitively. The users factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end B2B, reconfigurable R&D and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned angel investors, robust performance are forced to become e-business. Without meticulously-planned blog-based, compelling interfaces, applications are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? Have you ever had to exploit your user-defined feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. If you unleash virtually, you may have to deliver virtually. We understand that if you integrate virtually then you may also leverage transparently. Without adequate niches, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one. We usually revolutionize impactful raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to leverage macro-robustly. The C2C factor is sexy. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of web-enabled niches. Without sufficient functionalities, deliverables are forced to become co-branded, collaborative. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and RDF. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to architect. The ability to incubate nano-iteravely leads to the power to innovate magnetically. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? We have proven we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also incubate holistically. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to architect virally than to engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for regulating new functionalities? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, customer-directed or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation technologies and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned niches, infrastructures are forced to become world-class. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our subscriber-defined re-purposing but our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "accounting" really mean?