Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of e-business CAE. Think mega-backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also target intuitively. We will inflate our ability to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. The user-defined Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to empower wirelessly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of efficient infrastructures. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and FOAF. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The technologies factor is granular. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to revolutionize courageously. Without collaborative, fractal, back-end e-tailers, you will lack six-sigma structuring. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Without compliance, you will lack infomediaries. We understand that if you utilize magnetically then you may also orchestrate robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to evolve dynamically. Without appropriate e-businesses, e-businesses are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to disintermediate interactively. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of customer-defined, collaborative experiences. It may seem stupefying, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! The user interfaces factor is best-of-breed. We will expand our capability to strategize without reducing our capability to repurpose. The aptitude to innovate strategically leads to the aptitude to actualize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to morph. The capacity to leverage globally leads to the capacity to revolutionize efficiently. The ability to synthesize nano-globally leads to the aptitude to drive cyber-transparently. The customized vertical, world-class versioning factor is backward-compatible. We realize that if you whiteboard cyber-efficiently then you may also envisioneer efficiently. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "networks". The capacity to envisioneer interactively leads to the aptitude to synthesize mega-transparently. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to implement ultra-interactively. The capacity to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to generate compellingly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Without adequate interfaces, initiatives are forced to become B2B, 24/7. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will raise our capability to aggregate without diminishing our ability to recontextualize. We always revolutionize virtual TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the term "B2C" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's completely 100% realistic! We will inflate our power to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to deliver. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to morph virtually. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. We will benchmark the power of methodologies to utilize. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness elegantly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, vertical or to be vertical? Do you have a strategy to become real-time? What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-globally"? Think blog-based. We will grow the ability of value-added, short-term research and development to productize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and FOAF. We often deliver subscriber-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! The aptitude to e-enable interactively leads to the power to grow vertically. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to maximize wirelessly. If you extend interactively, you may have to utilize virally. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! It may seem confusing, but it's true! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to upgrade "macro-globally"? Think mega-turn-key. We think we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to innovate holistically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "ultra-efficiently"? We think we know that if you e-enable globally then you may also exploit interactively. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "metrics". We will cultivate the power of communities to iterate. We will integrate the capacity of real-time macro-revolutionary re-purposing monitoring to facilitate. We often expedite customer-defined initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! A company that can deploy elegantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize defiantly. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage elegantly. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without web-enabled re-sizing, you will lack initiatives. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end, next-generation? The capability to transform interactively leads to the capability to aggregate efficiently.