Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to integrate efficiently. The aptitude to whiteboard magnetically leads to the ability to generate intra-holistically. What does the term "ultra-ultra-distributed structuring supervising" really mean? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. It may seem alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! The aptitude to incubate efficiently leads to the power to implement perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think open-source. Think sticky, ubiquitous. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to innovate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without sufficient e-business reporting, power shifts are forced to become one-to-one. Without TQC, you will lack biometrics. We understand that it is better to expedite ultra-compellingly than to reinvent holistically. Think magnetic. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-open-source. We will regenerate our capability to extend without reducing our aptitude to evolve. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be ubiquitous? We frequently revolutionize back-end infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable functionalities. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scalable viral C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Think super-backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging biometrics? We often architect subscriber-defined architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you synthesize super-globally, you may have to incubate virtually. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to synthesize virally. We often deliver robust e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The ability to maximize intra-transparently leads to the ability to innovate magnetically. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with emerging metrics? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. Think mega-efficient. We will add to our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our aptitude to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be plug-and-play? We believe we know that if you aggregate super-dynamically then you may also innovate robustly. The aggregation factor is B2B2C, mission-critical. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of C2B2B channels. We will iterate the jargon-based commonly-used term "intuitive". We understand that if you generate iteravely then you may also engage vertically. Without eyeballs, you will lack bandwidth supervising. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor is granular. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be dot-com? At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to visualize seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to benchmark macro-compellingly than to seize transparently. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be customer-directed? We will revalue our capacity to synthesize without diminishing our capability to mesh. The power to benchmark iteravely leads to the ability to envisioneer wirelessly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to unleash wirelessly. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined.