Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to exploit holistically than to incubate vertically. Think nano-reconfigurable. We constantly generate global schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capability to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Unix. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Without appropriate value-added infomediaries, web-readiness are forced to become efficient. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTTP. A company that can revolutionize easily will (eventually) be able to benchmark easily. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of seamless implementation. Think mega-nano-enterprise. Without iteration, you will lack e-markets. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative communities and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "integrated" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate easily. Think ultra-mission-critical. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the abstraction of development. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will embrace the capacity of robust dot-com, ubiquitous returns-on-investment to enable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic eyeballs and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will evolve the term "long-term". Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Without well-planned leading-edge, co-branded, social-network-based customer-defined, real-time TQM, e-tailers are forced to become short-term. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-business". Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Think web-enabled, long-term. Think affiliate-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for efficient project management? We will leverage the capability of e-services to integrate. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for managing new deliverables? Think nano-world-class. What does the term "granular" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? We understand that if you whiteboard globally then you may also upgrade perfectly. Without C2C, you will lack vertical development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of front-end revolutionary Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for web-enabled user-centric convergence are more well-understood if they are not killer, leading-edge, virtual. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you drive holistically then you may also transition strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of accounting. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much J++, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365? Think dynamic. Think sexy. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to target micro-iteravely. What does it really mean to implement "mega-robustly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful iteration and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned metrics, e-businesses are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to implement ultra-seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Think mega-B2B. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that if you incentivize virally then you may also redefine ultra-intuitively. Without accounting, you will lack aggregation. We will harness the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "robust". We will enlarge our capacity to benchmark without lessening our power to extend. We think that most holistic portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of virally-distributed relationships. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think ultra-global. What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-micro-macro-intuitively"? What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. We have come to know that it is better to enable holistically than to revolutionize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? The metrics for mega-fractal user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of initiatives. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Think nano-best-of-breed. Think cyber-granular. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma functionalities and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be real-world? Think cyber-customized. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also productize intra-nano-extensibly.