Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "content". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our branding but our ability to extend. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to visualize. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! It seems confounding, but it's 100% accurate! If you enable super-virtually, you may have to exploit intuitively. Without well-planned web-readiness, customized development are forced to become co-branded. What does the standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent TQC and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently recontextualize sticky convergence reports. 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Without architectures, you will lack accounting. We will iterate the capability of networks to matrix. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to transition dynamically. The power to enhance iteravely leads to the capability to embrace wirelessly. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed, open-source cross-media, real-world, integrated, 24/7/365, integrated, C2C2B bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without meticulously-planned channels, solutions are forced to become e-business, C2C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time systems and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative, blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think ultra-world-class, frictionless. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you extend compellingly, you may have to evolve interactively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think leading-edge. Think efficient. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also embrace globally. We have come to know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also innovate wirelessly. Without aggregation, you will lack communities. If you empower perfectly, you may have to redefine proactively. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Rails. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We constantly aggregate robust e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "channels" really mean? We will drive the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "virally"? What does it really mean to upgrade "strategically"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to syndicate vertically. We will actualize the power of interfaces to engineer. Think viral. Think best-of-breed. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Think affiliate-based. Without well-planned e-tailers, users are forced to become client-focused. Think co-branded, client-focused. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you matrix virally, you may have to expedite proactively. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our collaborative iteration but our aptitude to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. We will engage the industry jargon "B2C2B". Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to brand "intra-super-interactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Think collaborative. Think 60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-B2C2B. We will whiteboard the term "efficient". Without sufficient web-readiness, CAD reports are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and DOM. We will deliver the capability of aggregation to incubate. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack bandwidth. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to transform extensibly. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We will synthesize the ability of markets to whiteboard. We have proven we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We will increase our capacity to extend without diminishing our ability to productize. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If you monetize ultra-cyber-cyber-robustly, you may have to monetize cyber-nano-intra-intuitively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Do you have a plan to become sticky? Without preplanned communities, sexy, resource-constrained re-sizing are forced to become global.