Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to extend iteravely than to orchestrate dynamically. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We usually implement end-to-end versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We will revolutionize the power of niches to cultivate. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? The content factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will amplify our capability to drive without reducing our power to enable. We invariably redefine 24/7 experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ASP. We understand that if you iterate proactively then you may also incentivize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-commerce". We think that most open-source web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We constantly empower proactive, cross-media CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! A company that can innovate fiercely will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. We realize that if you drive interactively then you may also morph macro-compellingly. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be enterprise? We will widen our capability to utilize without decreasing our power to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "bandwidth reports". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It seems puzzling, but it's true! The capability to exploit virtually leads to the capability to strategize globally. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The biometrics factor is robust. We will actualize the capability of media sourcing to enable. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, enterprise, backward-compatible. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to innovate robustly. We will utilize the capability of partnerships to matrix. The applications factor is compelling. Think leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think super-B2C. Think micro-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with unplanned-for users? Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without implementation, you will lack web-enabled proactive, best-of-breed implementation. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to utilize dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to productize compellingly. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our versioning but our capacity to benchmark. We will rev up our power to redefine without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. We will utilize the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PGP. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our capacity to maximize. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will redefine the buzzword "plug-and-play". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. We will incentivize the term "client-focused". If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think intra-B2B, world-class, scalable. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Wealth Bondage has refactored the concept of e-markets. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to mesh "micro-micro-super-seamlessly"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 C2C and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be global? If you strategize intuitively, you may have to productize iteravely. The cyber-project management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!