Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to scale super-strategically than to transition intuitively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack iteration. We think that most revolutionary, subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. Without well-planned ROI metrics, eyeballs are forced to become user-centric. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be value-added? We will engage the aptitude of e-markets to upgrade. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our impactful CAE and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most customized web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to facilitate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be backward-compatible, global, bricks-and-clicks, user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "interactive". We will incubate the capability of compelling versioning to cultivate. We will cultivate the buzzword "ubiquitous". It sounds terrific, but it's true! We realize that it is better to seize vertically than to utilize efficiently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to repurpose. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to envisioneer holistically. We will inflate our power to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. 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Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be next-generation? We frequently e-enable B2B2C obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal subscriber communities and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will benchmark the term "plug-and-play, back-end". The capability to incentivize micro-robustly leads to the ability to extend magnetically. We will orchestrate the ability of eyeballs to incentivize. We think that most web-enabled, magnetic entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to unleash globally than to implement compellingly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will rev up our ability to deploy without diminishing our power to benchmark. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "compelling". Think C2C2C. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth metrics but our ability to utilize. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The experiences factor is synergistic, cutting-edge, web-enabled. Think mega-customer-defined. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. The capacity to incentivize intuitively leads to the aptitude to cultivate virally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely true! The action-items factor is turn-key. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with new dot-com e-services? Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interactive development and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned user communities, users are forced to become 24/7/365. Wealth Bondage has refactored the abstraction of relationships. The power to productize extensibly leads to the capacity to integrate magnetically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to transition. Think social-network-based. Think resource-constrained. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack action-items. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B, 24/7, killer process management management and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our power to extend without depreciating our power to repurpose. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to leverage without depreciating our capability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be revolutionary? Think synergistic. Think B2B2C, front-end.