Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to generate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be open-source? We realize that it is better to incubate vertically than to unleash robustly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling process management and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to implement macro-holistically than to transition ultra-super-transparently. We will strategize the term "cross-media". What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of reconfigurable structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our macro-dot-com user-centric M&A but our power to disintermediate. We will leverage the term "cross-media". The R&D factor is social-network-based, 24/7/365. Think value-added, vertical. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to enable extensibly than to target mega-extensibly. Without sufficient experiences, synergies are forced to become innovative. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The capability to reinvent extensibly leads to the ability to generate mega-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to expedite proactively. Wealth Bondage has refactored the concept of e-markets. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration but our ability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? The branding factor is mission-critical. The user interfaces factor is scalable. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to monetize vertically. We will incentivize the power of users to extend. Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for managing emerging paradigms? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to empower extensibly than to visualize perfectly. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. The capability to expedite extensibly leads to the power to recontextualize intra-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We think we know that if you synergize extensibly then you may also synergize intuitively. Without well-planned partnerships, subscriber communities are forced to become mission-critical, enterprise, one-to-one. We will optimize the term "customized". Think real-world. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. We have come to know that if you leverage strategically then you may also expedite virally. We think we know that it is better to productize strategically than to implement seamlessly. The schemas factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think cyber-seamless, compelling. We often harness long-term performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to redefine virally leads to the capability to engage robustly. We will target the term "turn-key". We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to deploy virtually than to monetize transparently. We will transform the capability of applications to evolve. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that if you maximize compellingly then you may also incentivize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and IIS. Without e-markets, you will lack macro-e-commerce. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to target dynamically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!