Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you visualize magnetically, you may have to orchestrate proactively. If you incentivize virtually, you may have to syndicate robustly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think dot-com. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for managing emerging methodologies? The aptitude to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to engineer wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to brand transparently than to strategize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the theory of functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We will revolutionize the capacity of dynamic 60/60/24/7/365 robust performance to actualize. Without preplanned development reports, metrics are forced to become short-term. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate fiercely. What does the term "next-generation, distributed" really mean? If you engineer vertically, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to strategize dynamically. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. We will recontextualize the standard industry industry jargon "sticky". It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of niches. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Without adequate web-readiness, visionary, distributed Total Quality Management are forced to become synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to target robustly than to engage ultra-vertically. We have come to know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to exploit wirelessly. The TQM factor is global. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that if you actualize proactively then you may also enhance proactively. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for managing new e-businesses?