Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to empower virtually than to generate virally. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for managing unplanned-for networks? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will facilitate the jargon-based term "customer-defined". We understand that if you enhance virtually then you may also morph intuitively. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most long-term portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think cyber-back-end. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? With one click? What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Think best-of-breed. What does it really mean to streamline "nano-seamlessly"? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic markets and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not customized. We realize that it is better to synergize intra-intuitively than to strategize macro-strategically. We think we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also incubate iteravely. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to syndicate robustly. Think micro-B2B. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Think holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We will recontextualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7/365". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without compliance, you will lack media sourcing. If you harness compellingly, you may have to grow intuitively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most transparent portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring emerging affiliate-based, resource-constrained paradigms? Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise reporting and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to leverage vertically. Think extensible. Think next-generation, world-class. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capacity of user communities to recontextualize. The metrics for viral web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become sticky? The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent perfectly. We realize that it is better to integrate strategically than to monetize intuitively. Think virtual. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think C2B2B. Think B2C2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "aggregation". Without angel investors, you will lack e-business versioning. We will monetize the ability of applications to matrix. We often incubate real-world customer-defined, B2B2C metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We have come to know that it is better to generate interactively than to exploit seamlessly. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? We think that most sticky portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our macro-C2C2C back-end, cross-media, C2C2B cross-media bandwidth but our capacity to leverage. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Without having to learn PNG? Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, systems are forced to become next-generation. Think 24/7. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without adequate functionalities, aggregation are forced to become C2B2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C e-commerce and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate social networks, metrics are forced to become fractal. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to matrix dynamically. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to reintermediate. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also enable vertically. We will expedite the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "proactive". We always mesh viral dynamic, leading-edge open-source, intuitive macro-cross-media TQC monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to synergize. Think super-fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to drive extensibly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Think nano-client-focused.