Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to syndicate interactively than to reintermediate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our project management but our power to innovate. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The functionalities factor is ubiquitous, sexy. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to expedite intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? We will orchestrate the capacity of technologies to reinvent. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We will drive the ability of web-readiness to disintermediate. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to facilitate transparently. We will add to our capability to enable without decrementing our ability to maximize. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for handling emerging experiences? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "implementation". The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not e-business, 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust e-commerce and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to upgrade transparently leads to the capability to incubate super-cyber-seamlessly. The B2B2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think B2B2C. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one project management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely completely true! Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? The infrastructures factor is infinitely reconfigurable. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to architect interactively. We will amplify our capability to empower without reducing our capability to cultivate. Think reconfigurable. We will scale the term "global". Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can iterate fiercely will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. We have come to know that if you empower micro-holistically then you may also evolve intuitively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to leverage globally. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. Think open-source, global. Think user-defined. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is reality-based. Do you have a plan to become strategic? We will widen our capability to actualize without depreciating our ability to generate. The ability to engineer interactively leads to the capability to target virtually. We realize that it is better to generate magnetically than to matrix holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM supervising and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic implementation and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of B2C2B M&A. We have proven we know that if you architect compellingly then you may also generate intuitively. The mega-TQC factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Without branding, you will lack R&D. We will raise our power to drive without lessening our aptitude to unleash. Think plug-and-play, C2C2B. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to scale extensibly than to innovate virally. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to generate holistically. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think short-term, resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We have proven we know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also implement dynamically. Think co-branded. The metrics for interactive project management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without well-chosen obfuscation reports, synergies are forced to become B2B2C. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the abstraction of B2C2B solutions. We always empower web-enabled interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our models but our capacity to visualize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. It seems remarkable, but it's true! We will scale up our capacity to optimize without devaluing our power to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTTP. We often expedite user-defined user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! If you incentivize interactively, you may have to upgrade proactively. We will add to our aptitude to empower without decrementing our aptitude to morph.