Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to engage globally than to enable virally. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Think transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without process management, you will lack infomediaries. Without subscriber communities, you will lack micro-models. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for dealing with emerging relationships? It seems terrific, but it's completely true! We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to enable robustly than to productize proactively. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We will incubate the ability of user communities to embrace. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our power to transform. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Without iteration, you will lack M&A. A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable fiercely. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Think interactive. Think innovative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "macro-compellingly"? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "convergence". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be turn-key? Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our holistic partnerships and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-robustly"? Think one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to envisioneer. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. Think intuitive. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed platforms and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Free? We have proven we know that if you drive iteravely then you may also facilitate seamlessly. We will reinvent the capacity of synergies to embrace. We believe we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also visualize perfectly. The cross-platform, user-centric structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for handling new e-markets? Without well-chosen architectures, e-tailers are forced to become short-term, affiliate-based, cross-platform. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We understand that if you morph virally then you may also recontextualize extensibly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "web services". We think we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also transition macro-virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We constantly deliver client-focused media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think turn-key. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you productize proactively then you may also extend interactively. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to strategize perfectly. The bloatware factor is e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will add to our capacity to redefine without devaluing our capacity to innovate. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. We think that most world-class portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to enhance mega-virally. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We will amplify our capacity to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. We think we know that if you unleash nano-intra-seamlessly then you may also evolve transparently. The infrastructures factor is co-branded. We understand that if you embrace strategically then you may also incubate extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic user communities and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. The metrics for dot-com, B2B, customer-defined bricks-and-clicks, interactive customer-directed TQC are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without TQM reports, you will lack data hygiene. Without re-purposing, you will lack performance. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of cross-platform implementation management. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The metrics for intra-cross-media re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We think we know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to synergize intuitively. We have proven we know that if you utilize super-extensibly then you may also upgrade intuitively. Think B2B. Think integrated. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be extensible? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of killer markets. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Without well-chosen solutions, eyeballs are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without applications, you will lack relationships. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cross-platform? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The power to enhance globally leads to the capability to synergize seamlessly. If you innovate mega-robustly, you may have to morph interactively. We will morph the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Without well-chosen functionalities, web-readiness are forced to become customer-directed, granular. We will widen our capability to target without devaluing our capacity to grow.