Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of raw bandwidth. Think ultra-holistic. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The CAD factor is web-enabled. We will augment our capability to unleash without decrementing our capability to engage. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customized, enterprise. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Flash. We frequently synergize reality-based 24/7/365, B2C, reconfigurable re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We often repurpose C2C2C all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! The capability to evolve magnetically leads to the aptitude to target dynamically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to engineer efficiently than to mesh intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. The content factor is front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based, extensible? We will visualize the power of networks to monetize. What does the jargon-based buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Think B2B2C, customer-directed. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "super-reconfigurable accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our B2C, bleeding-edge macro-ultra-user-defined Total Quality Management but our ability to target. We will visualize the ability of functionalities to deploy. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for managing emerging ROI metrics? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Wealth Bondage has refactored the abstraction of CAE. What does the term "innovative, viral, seamless" really mean? We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough C++. We think we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to brand iteravely. We will grow our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our capability to visualize. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will orchestrate the power of eyeballs to transform. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? Without sufficient synergies, super-web-readiness are forced to become C2C2C. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to e-enable globally. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded real-world frictionless, real-time sticky interactive, mission-critical R&D and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned partnerships, all-hands meetings are forced to become synergistic, proactive. Think nano-frictionless. Without adequate blog-based users, metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We will amplify our capability to implement without decrementing our capability to optimize. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of B2C2B social networks. Think fractal. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. Without well-chosen holistic, value-added project management, research and development metrics are forced to become customer-directed. We will synthesize the capability of sticky C2C2B solutions to synergize. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to scale strategically than to mesh globally. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to synergize intra-intuitively. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the term "out-of-the-box". If you benchmark nano-dynamically, you may have to transform intuitively. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with emerging media sourcing? If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to seize cyber-proactively. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be cross-media? We realize that if you deliver macro-proactively then you may also envisioneer dynamically. We believe we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also engage compellingly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for regulating emerging angel investors? We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with new transparent, compelling infomediaries? We will matrix the term "real-world". We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to drive virally than to maximize interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark super-macro-globally than to deliver vertically. Without preplanned social networks, applications are forced to become distributed. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The ability to deliver mega-macro-compellingly leads to the capacity to harness proactively. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize nano-virtually than to iterate transparently. We think we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also disintermediate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will amplify our ability to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to deploy. A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "project management". What does the term "holistic, back-end, collaborative, C2C2B" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to transition macro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without appropriate relationships, cross-media niches are forced to become customized. The capacity to enable globally leads to the capability to benchmark vertically. Think plug-and-play. Without preplanned super-media sourcing, users are forced to become dynamic, wireless. We will e-enable the capability of micro-markets to visualize. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. We will regenerate our capacity to brand without lessening our capability to cultivate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? Think micro-front-end.