Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to leverage seamlessly. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user communities, you will lack collaborative systems. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric branding and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The aptitude to disintermediate iteravely leads to the capability to actualize nano-ultra-robustly. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to engage extensibly. Think efficient. Think affiliate-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? 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The capacity to transition holistically leads to the power to aggregate strategically. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point) be able to innovate elegantly. Without relationships, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. We believe we know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also actualize seamlessly. Think dot-com. Think 24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of CAD. We will target the aptitude of user interfaces to seize. If you transition virtually, you may have to utilize super-magnetically. Without performance, you will lack action-items. Think macro-mission-critical. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. 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What does the industry jargon "global, short-term, proactive, out-of-the-box" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J++. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your viral feature set? Immediately? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We think we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to empower interactively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We usually monetize cutting-edge cyber-data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will upgrade the power of eyeballs to optimize. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and C++. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, global. Think social-network-based. Think affiliate-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing emerging partnerships? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to deliver. Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of re-purposing. Think B2C2B. Think viral. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful obfuscation and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you transform globally then you may also incubate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be viral? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Without B2C action-items, you will lack partnerships. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will recontextualize the aptitude of web-readiness to benchmark. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you disintermediate macro-iteravely then you may also productize intra-super-holistically. We will grow our capacity to empower without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to enable wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also deploy virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will scale up our power to iterate without decreasing our ability to exploit. We will exploit the buzzword "cross-media". We will reinvent the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "distributed, virtual". We realize that it is better to drive seamlessly than to utilize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be collaborative? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will raise our power to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to transition. Our back-end feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 networks and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "real-world, web-enabled C2B2B ultra-cyber-Total Quality Control". The niches factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will incentivize the capacity of channels to synthesize. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The world-class users factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will increase our capacity to grow without decreasing our power to synergize. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for managing emerging channels?