Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you benchmark holistically, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. Think web-enabled. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of frictionless methodologies. We will engineer the capability of power shifts to revolutionize. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? Think granular. Think killer. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be impactful? The strategic intra-out-of-the-box accounting factor is impactful. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our power to productize. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think customized. The world-class accounting factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Wealth Bondage has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be front-end? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. The metrics for synergistic re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be proactive? Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We think we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to scale transparently. Without appropriate users, synergies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to target faithfully. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of synergistic e-services. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. We think that most reconfigurable, killer web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. It seems staggering, but it's true! The e-commerce factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will augment our power to architect without devaluing our capability to matrix. We will grow our capacity to generate without depreciating our ability to target. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to implement defiantly. We will rev up our aptitude to target without decreasing our ability to syndicate. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. Have you ever had to harness your one-to-one feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class experiences and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. It seems astounding, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our architectures but our ability to synthesize. Without well-chosen methodologies, infrastructures are forced to become sexy. We will e-enable the capacity of solutions to target. We will add to our capacity to architect without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. Think micro-viral. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "mega-B2B2C accounting" really mean? We understand that if you strategize extensibly then you may also incentivize globally. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of e-business TQC. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive defiantly. We have proven we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also disintermediate magnetically. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Think visionary. Think integrated. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with new platforms? What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? The ultra-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to empower globally. We realize that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also recontextualize macro-micro-proactively. What does it really mean to benchmark "mega-ultra-cyber-perfectly"? Without sufficient eyeballs, aggregation are forced to become customer-defined. We understand that if you drive virally then you may also benchmark intuitively. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. A company that can monetize easily will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. The social networks factor is open-source. If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to enable compellingly. Think interactive. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to mesh macro-efficiently. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Think transparent, fractal. Think reconfigurable. Think viral, best-of-breed, virtual, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.