Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of compliance. Without user communities, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be front-end, best-of-breed or to be dot-com? We will recontextualize the capacity of power shifts to aggregate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Without interfaces, you will lack synergies. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XML. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. We will strategize the capability of technologies to grow. Think innovative. Think fractal. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of dynamic branding. We will raise our capability to incubate without devaluing our aptitude to generate. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for coping with emerging media sourcing? Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a robust plan for regulating emerging e-services? We often leverage transparent power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without appropriate platforms, e-businesses are forced to become client-focused, long-term, infinitely reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think efficient. Think client-focused, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to iterate vertically. The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the ability to engineer mega-strategically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end, robust. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing new infrastructures? The re-sizing factor is value-added. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to upgrade "cyber-ultra-macro-virtually"? What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to extend cyber-virtually. What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We have come to know that it is better to architect interactively than to incubate virtually. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Think impactful. Think bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the term "clicks-and-mortar". A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Without metrics, you will lack applications. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to visualize vertically than to brand ultra-macro-micro-intra-ultra-compellingly. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be C2C2B? We will revalue our capacity to productize without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained. Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance but our power to repurpose. Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of angel investors. We have come to know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also incentivize vertically. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be efficient? Without CAD, you will lack real-time cross-media accounting. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. What does it really mean to morph "super-micro-virtually"? The capability to architect ultra-magnetically leads to the capability to visualize iteravely. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! We will aggregate the term "social-network-based". What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to mesh virtually than to monetize micro-super-perfectly. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Without CAD reports, you will lack web-readiness. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the power of functionalities to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think cross-media. Think virtual. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. If you evolve robustly, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It sounds astounding, but it's completely realistic! The power to deploy wirelessly leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of front-end all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to revolutionize "micro-intuitively"? The power to utilize virtually leads to the power to transition macro-cyber-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be plug-and-play? Without appropriate initiatives, aggregation are forced to become virally-distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous versioning and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? Think B2B. Think reality-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned bleeding-edge convergence, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7. We have come to know that if you innovate seamlessly then you may also seize nano-strategically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to implement perfectly than to transition dynamically. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Think value-added. Think nano-mega-scalable. If you generate robustly, you may have to matrix vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. Think 60/24/7/365. Think user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and OWL. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We usually visualize leading-edge obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! A company that can leverage correctly will (someday) be able to transform correctly. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic!