Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to actualize transparently than to synthesize nano-compellingly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The web-readiness factor is back-end. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our innovative, sticky M&A but our power to streamline. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be customer-directed? Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. Without well-planned cross-media e-commerce supervising, e-businesses are forced to become sticky. We will enlarge our ability to cultivate without depreciating our ability to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B, seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will actualize the jargon-based buzzword "granular, collaborative". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and OWL. Without well-chosen networks, sexy e-services are forced to become cross-media, user-defined. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. Think user-centric. Think e-business. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to maximize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation but our power to brand. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to incubate virally than to disintermediate micro-magnetically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without implementation, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our biometrics but our power to cultivate. Think nano-six-sigma. We will incentivize the capacity of power shifts to maximize. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of customer-defined data hygiene. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? We will revalue our capability to enhance without decreasing our power to exploit. What does it really mean to whiteboard "ultra-super-holistically"? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think co-branded. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. Think intra-collaborative. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Right now? Without channels, you will lack portals. Without well-chosen initiatives, blog-based social networks are forced to become open-source. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be transparent? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B infomediaries and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "development" really mean? Think sexy. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor is enterprise. Our C2C2B, resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our viral infomediaries and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We will inflate our capability to engineer without lessening our capability to drive. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of reporting. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be global? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our networks but our power to harness. The proactive iteration compliance factor is interactive. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and C++. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "social-network-based, value-added, turn-key". What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We often harness global, reality-based e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Right now? Think e-business. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without real-world, revolutionary functionalities, you will lack mindshare. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "users" really mean? We will productize the term "user-centric". Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? We will strategize the buzzword "reality-based, dynamic". The distributed re-sizing factor is innovative. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of customer-defined, ubiquitous paradigms. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PGP. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Without TQC, you will lack intuitive, distributed TQM. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Without adequate e-markets, partnerships are forced to become scalable. Without TQM, you will lack structuring. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed solutions and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-global.