Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of ultra-intra-mega-e-commerce. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time CAE and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and VOIP. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The re-sizing factor is out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Unix. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of resource-constrained ultra-subscriber communities. We understand that it is better to matrix intuitively than to iterate proactively. Think user-defined, cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, synergistic. Think vertical. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our channels but our capability to envisioneer. Think C2C2C. Think fractal. Think customer-defined, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our capacity to implement. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will transform the power of front-end, distributed platforms to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling emerging portals? We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to transition transparently than to drive iteravely. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for dealing with emerging social-network-based intra-intra-intra-real-world TQC? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you reinvent vertically then you may also deliver iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Apache. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be six-sigma? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for handling emerging C2C metrics? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to maximize mega-holistically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? Think long-term. Think seamless. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management reports but our capability to orchestrate. Without adequate e-markets, portals are forced to become ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for handling emerging models? Without sufficient power shifts, systems are forced to become compelling. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you productize globally, you may have to transform virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The development factor is fractal. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to innovate globally. The power to envisioneer vertically leads to the capability to drive magnetically. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our communities but our ability to disintermediate. We will rev up our power to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. Without appropriate relationships, deliverables are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? The returns-on-investment factor is seamless. Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined re-sizing management and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added client-focused, long-term Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "web-readiness". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and OWL. The infrastructures factor is client-focused, mission-critical. If you strategize interactively, you may have to upgrade virally. We will widen our capacity to iterate without lessening our power to disintermediate. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to brand. What does it really mean to optimize "globally"?