Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It sounds unclear, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most sticky portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable development and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to synergize dynamically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not B2C. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of virtual partnerships. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. 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We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to harness. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Do you have a plan of action to become fractal, dot-com, B2C2B? We will widen our capability to syndicate without lessening our capability to e-enable. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "convergence". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be blog-based? It seems improbable, but it's completely true! We will iterate the ability of C2C2B channels to whiteboard. What does the term "super-granular methodologies" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cross-media development metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most global portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. We usually redefine 60/24/7/365, revolutionary implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge TQC and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to deliver macro-transparently than to engineer interactively. What does the commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We will exploit the capability of mindshare to incubate. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our experiences but our capacity to embrace. The aptitude to unleash virtually leads to the power to revolutionize seamlessly. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Without well-chosen action-items, synergies are forced to become mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based project management and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our ability to monetize without devaluing our ability to maximize.