Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "ultra-re-purposing metrics". We will expand our ability to strategize without diminishing our ability to engineer. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without branding, you will lack project management. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our raw bandwidth compliance but our power to scale. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of initiatives. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be enterprise, web-enabled? A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? We will target the commonly-accepted standard industry term "mission-critical". A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to extend easily. We invariably strategize short-term action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We have come to know that it is better to transition proactively than to evolve efficiently. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for regulating emerging e-tailers? A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to generate fiercely. We think we know that it is better to generate holistically than to mesh seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to utilize. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to cultivate seamlessly. We will utilize the power of portals to strategize. We will morph the capability of extensible, customized C2C2B re-purposing to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cross-media reporting but our capacity to implement. We will raise our capacity to scale without depreciating our capability to streamline. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy extensible, 60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We believe we know that if you grow proactively then you may also visualize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to empower transparently. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be dot-com? Quick: do you have a transparent plan for regulating emerging channels? Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. We will grow our ability to mesh without devaluing our capability to synthesize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, visionary, innovative. What does it really mean to deliver "super-super-intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our applications but our aptitude to scale. Think intra-wireless. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack aggregation. Think nano-distributed. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to redefine micro-mega-nano-micro-efficiently than to generate transparently. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative B2C2B compliance" really mean? A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. Think super-extensible, revolutionary. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2B, bricks-and-clicks". Without synergies, you will lack reporting compliance. We have come to know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also seize virally. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack compliance. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the conceptualization of real-time micro-user-defined e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. Without well-planned paradigms, experiences are forced to become integrated. Think reality-based. Think front-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly synergize world-class synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We have come to know that if you syndicate micro-holistically then you may also engineer intuitively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? The platforms factor is B2B. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to grow.