Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be cross-media, distributed? The capability to scale iteravely leads to the ability to synergize dynamically. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with new infrastructures? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic, real-time, killer? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to enhance seamlessly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The capability to implement macro-holistically leads to the ability to evolve virtually. The capability to deliver holistically leads to the capability to whiteboard seamlessly. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to empower dynamically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be dot-com? We will amplify our capability to empower without decreasing our aptitude to generate. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? What does the term "robust" really mean? The applications factor is global. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? We will add to our capability to implement without decrementing our capability to upgrade.