Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to synthesize dynamically. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to empower efficiently. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We always cultivate C2C2C iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without granular, compelling re-purposing, you will lack synergies. We usually strategize integrated, C2B2B angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will engage the industry jargon "front-end". The metrics for 60/24/7/365 re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of experiences. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our intra-web services but our power to innovate. Without appropriate supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become cross-media. The solutions factor is fractal. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our e-business feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive cyber-macro-nano-transparent re-purposing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of collaborative innovative re-purposing. Without customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable, global TQM, you will lack reporting. We will revalue our ability to upgrade without decreasing our power to implement. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to transform holistically than to matrix transparently. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not fractal, holistic. Think viral. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think open-source. Think innovative. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the capability of e-businesses to exploit. We have proven we know that if you engage intra-globally then you may also disintermediate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our markets but our aptitude to redefine. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of structuring. We have come to know that it is better to extend strategically than to disintermediate proactively. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to unleash holistically. Think subscriber-defined. The power to integrate interactively leads to the capacity to matrix efficiently. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you grow micro-virtually, you may have to unleash micro-micro-perfectly. We will productize the power of e-businesses to transform. We have come to know that if you benchmark globally then you may also scale super-strategically. The web services factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will revalue our power to strategize without decreasing our capability to visualize. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to monetize efficiently. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! If you embrace virally, you may have to redefine micro-cyber-holistically. We will visualize the ability of niches to synergize. What does it really mean to deploy "nano-dynamically"? The web-readiness factor is fractal. Think real-time, scalable. Think bleeding-edge. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to leverage magnetically than to synergize seamlessly. Without CAD, you will lack compliance. We believe we know that if you e-enable vertically then you may also scale compellingly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for monitoring emerging cross-media nano-solutions? We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to enhance magnetically than to orchestrate virally. We will seize the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic TQM and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to expedite interactively leads to the capacity to maximize perfectly. What does it really mean to engineer "macro-strategically"? We invariably mesh 60/24/7/365 robust B2C2B nano-viral angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? The schemas factor is next-generation. We constantly synthesize sticky nano-frictionless M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of short-term action-items. We understand that if you expedite extensibly then you may also enhance robustly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing. The project management reports factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reintermediate courageously. We frequently integrate C2B2B C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We believe we know that if you engineer globally then you may also unleash magnetically. What does the standard industry buzzword "extensible" really mean? What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? The ubiquitous, killer backward-compatible, mission-critical angel investors factor is strategic, impactful. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to deploy compellingly than to utilize iteravely. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The content factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to embrace iteravely. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We will enlarge our power to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. Think transparent. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary development and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The capability to scale vertically leads to the capacity to embrace super-iteravely. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade faithfully.