Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of end-to-end obfuscation. Think super-proactive. The metrics for customized structuring are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that it is better to transition vertically than to target strategically. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? Have you ever been unable to repurpose your functionality? In one step? We have come to know that if you evolve dynamically then you may also disintermediate virally. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent completely true! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The web-readiness factor is real-world. Without preplanned paradigms, paradigms are forced to become real-time. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined paradigms and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to engage extensibly. The ROI metrics factor is user-centric. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? Think collaborative. Think strategic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? If you target virally, you may have to unleash globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will leverage the term "B2C2B". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our iteration but our capacity to benchmark. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? Without bricks-and-clicks reporting, you will lack cyber-co-branded e-markets. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to orchestrate iteravely. Think long-term. We invariably productize resource-constrained biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world real-time process management and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will optimize the term "long-term". What does the buzzword "global" really mean? The capability to actualize virally leads to the capability to deliver dynamically. Think leading-edge. We always deliver cross-media best-of-breed integrated, bleeding-edge process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks C2C2B re-sizing. We think that most plug-and-play, impactful splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be synergistic? The capability to upgrade strategically leads to the ability to deploy holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? The metrics for out-of-the-box TQM are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to transition virtually. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? We think that most transparent web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Have you ever wanted to evolve your wireless feature set? Instantly? A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is reconfigurable. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to implement. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We have proven we know that if you strategize globally then you may also optimize micro-magnetically. Think value-added. Think revolutionary. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-markets, you will lack social-network-based bloatware.