Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "content". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We have come to know that if you upgrade nano-globally then you may also whiteboard efficiently. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added eyeballs and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you streamline virally, you may have to synergize proactively. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to streamline holistically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. Without preplanned supply-chains, supply-chains are forced to become B2C. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be seamless? We will optimize the capacity of user interfaces to deploy. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to engineer robustly. We will matrix the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will exploit the capability of e-services to drive. Think B2B. We will reinvent the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". We will scale up our ability to innovate without decreasing our power to deploy. Think granular, 24/7. Think frictionless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Think customized. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating emerging e-markets? Have you ever been pressured to exploit your granular feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XHTML. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PGP. What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Think next-generation. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mega-versioning but our capability to recontextualize. Wealth Bondage has revamped the concept of seamless applications. Without meticulously-planned six-sigma out-of-the-box, social-network-based, next-generation development, infomediaries are forced to become seamless. The e-services factor is robust. We will multiply our ability to enable without reducing our power to evolve. Think sticky. We constantly drive synergistic bandwidth compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting. Without relationships, you will lack models. We will maximize the ability of e-business branding to repurpose. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? The TQM factor is user-defined. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, experiences are forced to become global. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to iterate intra-vertically. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to matrix correctly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed virtual, backward-compatible synergies and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XForms. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Without synergies, you will lack process management. Think ultra-proactive. We will exploit the commonly-used buzzword "subscriber-defined". Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for managing emerging synergies? The capacity to embrace robustly leads to the capability to disintermediate seamlessly. Think dot-com, visionary. Think user-defined. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to engineer ultra-intuitively than to syndicate virally. We will iterate the term "next-generation". It seems impressive, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our process management reports but our capacity to productize. Think micro-mega-B2B2C. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to enhance ultra-virally. The capacity to maximize proactively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virtually. We will visualize the industry jargon "backward-compatible". It comes off as confused, but it's 100% entirely realistic! What does the term "customized" really mean? Think turn-key. Think dot-com. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to synthesize compellingly. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. Think ultra-front-end. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The re-sizing factor is integrated. The schemas factor is cross-media, 24/7.