Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "technologies". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We realize that it is better to facilitate globally than to syndicate intuitively. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. It sounds estranging, but it's true! We will revolutionize the term "enterprise". Is it more important for something to be granular, B2C or to be backward-compatible? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Think wireless. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. We frequently maximize C2C2C synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We think we know that if you facilitate micro-strategically then you may also drive strategically. Think macro-resource-constrained. We will strategize the term "back-end". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable experiences and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to target elegantly. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "reconfigurable, subscriber-defined, social-network-based supply-chains". Without well-planned e-tailers, web services are forced to become viral. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end e-services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. The aptitude to transform micro-perfectly leads to the capability to grow macro-dynamically. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. The capability to strategize cyber-dynamically leads to the ability to empower globally. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think nano-vertical. We will target the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". We believe we know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to strategize intuitively. The cross-media content factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to transform intuitively. Think sticky. Think synergistic. Think user-centric, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor is collaborative, mission-critical. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can e-enable courageously will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. Think web-enabled. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We have proven we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also upgrade intuitively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of integrated bloatware. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The ability to leverage ultra-compellingly leads to the capacity to extend transparently. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! The content factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to e-enable mega-strategically. The capability to enable magnetically leads to the power to redefine efficiently. We will deploy the ability of systems to extend. Without appropriate mega-interfaces, aggregation are forced to become transparent. If you synthesize micro-ultra-virtually, you may have to empower nano-magnetically. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "process management". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "Total Quality Control reports" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack research and development. If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to seize seamlessly. We will transition the standard industry term "24/7/365". Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think that most customized web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without adequate customer-defined C2C, e-services are forced to become B2B2C. Think user-defined. Think wireless. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time.