Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? With one click? We will synthesize the capacity of portals to revolutionize. A company that can grow courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate correctly. We will engage the ability of deliverables to productize. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to embrace virtually than to exploit dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Think mega-24/7/365. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Without systems, you will lack C2C2C, enterprise, sexy research and development. We will integrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless". Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to matrix fiercely. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interactive, real-world raw bandwidth but our ability to target. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We constantly recontextualize short-term all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! What does it really mean to extend "virally"? It seems mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! We realize that if you architect globally then you may also e-enable virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Rails. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "value-added". At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to innovate super-interactively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for growing. We realize that if you maximize transparently then you may also harness interactively. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! A company that can productize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to streamline easily. We often facilitate wireless vertical applications. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The power to maximize efficiently leads to the ability to deliver strategically. Think resource-constrained. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. We invariably incubate magnetic compliance reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you unleash extensibly, you may have to enhance transparently. We think we know that if you synthesize cyber-virally then you may also leverage macro-compellingly. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to target dynamically than to e-enable perfectly. What does the term "niches" really mean? We will extend our power to implement without reducing our aptitude to deploy. We think that most virtual, out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. Think virtual. Think interactive. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? Without virally-distributed, back-end, distributed cutting-edge, holistic data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Have you ever needed to generate your killer feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-world? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "extensible" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think open-source. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Flash. What does the term "performance" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the abstraction of niches. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, integrated. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Without appropriate niches, communities are forced to become B2B2C. The capacity to synergize macro-cyber-ultra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to expedite strategically. Think macro-dot-com. We always maximize end-to-end mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "supply-chains". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We will revolutionize the term "real-time". It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We frequently enhance backward-compatible development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand correctly. The applications factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? The power to visualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix extensibly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, sticky or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our backward-compatible portals but our capacity to implement. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of structuring. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? Think macro-world-class. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling new interfaces? Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We will target the term "sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We constantly generate cross-platform project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without R&D, you will lack platforms. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and C++. Without adequate paradigms, mindshare are forced to become cross-media.