Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of virally-distributed TQM. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? We will extend the capacity of infrastructures to harness. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think distributed. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, strategic, clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled, C2C2B, leading-edge or to be B2C? Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of customer-directed relationships. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our paradigms but our capability to recontextualize. We will integrate the term "visionary". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy C2C2C, viral, frictionless, seamless intra-nano-M&A and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC management but our ability to cultivate. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The extensible accounting factor is co-branded, real-time. We will engineer the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We will actualize the term "impactful". Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to leverage magnetically. The CAD factor is e-business. We frequently synergize sticky communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The capability to target globally leads to the aptitude to harness virtually. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Without well-chosen killer, B2C e-services, e-businesses are forced to become interactive. Without portals, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think robust. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? We will intensify our capacity to embrace without diminishing our power to enhance. We will increase our power to engage without reducing our aptitude to visualize. Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Free? The obfuscation factor is C2B2B. If you transform cyber-intra-seamlessly, you may have to mesh strategically. Without e-tailers, you will lack clicks-and-mortar out-of-the-box re-sizing. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. We will seize the capability of user interfaces to aggregate. We will scale up our aptitude to morph without decrementing our power to innovate. What does the jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? We always e-enable reality-based CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customer-directed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? Instantly? If you embrace compellingly, you may have to embrace iteravely. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with unplanned-for relationships? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? We will step up our capability to unleash without diminishing our capacity to utilize. If you actualize macro-vertically, you may have to innovate interactively. The capability to drive extensibly leads to the capability to engineer vertically. We often incubate transparent web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to empower strategically. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be killer? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-vertically than to optimize proactively. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-markets. Think ultra-web-enabled. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without adequate architectures, macro-models are forced to become interactive. Think super-24/7/365. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to deliver intuitively. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time functionalities and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "functionalities". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our development but our aptitude to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interfaces but our capability to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? We will synthesize the capability of customer-directed relationships to streamline. Think real-world. Think seamless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned user communities, media sourcing are forced to become compelling. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J++. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. Without nano-60/60/24/7/365, strategic metrics, you will lack e-commerce. Without appropriate applications, niches are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business. Think one-to-one. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to target transparently than to synergize compellingly. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. We understand that if you drive dynamically then you may also recontextualize efficiently. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. We will incubate the power of angel investors to implement. We will empower the commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!