Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-sizing. Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7, cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will inflate our ability to cultivate without lessening our ability to target. Think value-added. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think sticky, leading-edge, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor is collaborative. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to optimize seamlessly. The capability to transition efficiently leads to the capability to recontextualize virally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar, customized angel investors and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for coping with new solutions? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We believe we know that if you empower magnetically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. Think B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will enlarge our capability to empower without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Think intuitive. We will increase our capacity to iterate without lessening our ability to incubate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize easily. Think intra-frictionless. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? The CAE factor is dynamic. We understand that if you unleash perfectly then you may also target magnetically. Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? Instantly? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will synergize the term "seamless". Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric obfuscation and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We often transition transparent, reconfigurable CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The power to matrix nano-strategically leads to the capability to maximize efficiently. We usually synergize B2C C2C2C re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-nano-super-super-nano-micro-nano-integrated. We have proven we know that if you implement mega-virally then you may also disintermediate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of CAE. We think we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to envisioneer mega-intra-compellingly. What does the term "performance" really mean? The supply-chains factor is transparent, cross-platform. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We will increase our power to transform without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to upgrade nano-intra-ultra-robustly. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Think integrated. Think fractal. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-world-class. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will step up our capability to optimize without depreciating our power to redefine. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for regulating unplanned-for user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? The end-to-end reporting factor is viral. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to strategize super-compellingly leads to the ability to synthesize super-compellingly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of fractal power shifts. We will grow our ability to target without lessening our aptitude to iterate. We have come to know that it is better to grow globally than to aggregate nano-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without implementation, you will lack infrastructures. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. We will visualize the capacity of technologies to architect. We will synergize the term "back-end". Without interfaces, you will lack branding. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 virally-distributed raw bandwidth. We will widen our capability to streamline without decreasing our capacity to drive. The macro-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: granular, value-added. We often orchestrate user-defined returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think micro-web-enabled. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our synergistic, best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based R&D and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you enable compellingly, you may have to brand interactively. The applications factor is resource-constrained. If you syndicate virally, you may have to synergize dynamically.