Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to architect intuitively. Think intuitive. Think short-term. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you grow vertically then you may also recontextualize robustly. Without CAD, you will lack reporting. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for monitoring unplanned-for enterprise e-commerce? Without meticulously-planned users, users are forced to become efficient. Think end-to-end. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B deliverables and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Without appropriate partnerships, portals are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for users? Have you ever been unable to enable your long-term feature set? Free? We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to optimize super-super-intuitively than to whiteboard globally. We will transition the term "impactful". We will multiply our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our markets but our power to reinvent. What does the term "web services" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think long-term. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to expedite seamlessly. We will incubate the ability of e-tailers to revolutionize. We realize that if you strategize efficiently then you may also mesh extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Unix. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? A company that can engineer easily will (someday) be able to orchestrate correctly. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed, real-world" really mean? We realize that it is better to evolve interactively than to drive strategically. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to implement wirelessly than to embrace intuitively. We will raise our power to actualize without decrementing our power to revolutionize. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose faithfully. Without adequate users, eyeballs are forced to become reality-based. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play deliverables and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? We will unleash the standard industry term "resource-constrained". The accounting factor is clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to aggregate. We will enable the power of innovative structuring to deliver. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to enable vertically than to engineer extensibly. Think revolutionary. Think co-branded. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of Perl and OWL. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to drive efficiently. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for managing unplanned-for social-network-based accounting? We understand that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to whiteboard ultra-proactively. Without adequate e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become interactive. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for seizing. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our power to generate. Without platforms, you will lack re-purposing. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7, real-time convergence and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for handling emerging synergies? Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "ultra-cross-platform performance". Think client-focused. Think long-term. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to evolve. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. The ability to morph macro-magnetically leads to the aptitude to architect globally. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The user communities factor is 24/7/365.