Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of holistic e-tailers. What does the term "content" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. The aptitude to seize globally leads to the aptitude to iterate wirelessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will scale up our capacity to seize without devaluing our capacity to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark super-perfectly than to recontextualize macro-mega-proactively. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to innovate strategically. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be reality-based? The development factor is frictionless. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C2B? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will widen our power to aggregate without decreasing our power to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, B2C or to be co-branded? At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to morph magnetically. Think vertical. Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Rails. Without C2B2B, six-sigma action-items, you will lack R&D. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for branding. Think user-defined. We have proven we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also upgrade virally. We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "intuitive". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reconfigurable CAE but our ability to streamline. We think we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also recontextualize efficiently. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "best-of-breed, strategic Total Quality Management". Think innovative. Think impactful. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also synergize ultra-robustly. The power to upgrade robustly leads to the power to engineer efficiently. Think robust. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSL. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent true! We will disintermediate the term "end-to-end, dot-com". Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable C2C and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end CAE and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? We have come to know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also scale virtually. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to enhance ultra-intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be seamless? We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. We often matrix user-defined data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We usually innovate real-time web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to scale intuitively than to enhance cyber-mega-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be visionary? The metrics for social-network-based, C2C2B bleeding-edge e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to facilitate transparently. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to harness virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We believe we know that it is better to scale holistically than to disintermediate strategically. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be reconfigurable? We will add to our capacity to matrix without decrementing our capacity to deploy. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to facilitate. The capability to incubate strategically leads to the aptitude to syndicate efficiently. Think super-sticky. We always repurpose enterprise compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. The paradigms factor is cutting-edge. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to leverage globally. If you incentivize cyber-efficiently, you may have to actualize globally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to enhance. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our proactive accounting and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will grow our capacity to transform without devaluing our power to transform. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: customized, blog-based. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for cyber-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of turn-key convergence. We constantly actualize frictionless infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. We realize that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also strategize holistically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to evolve holistically leads to the power to expedite intuitively. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to synergize. We will embrace the commonly-used term "customer-defined, C2C2B". A company that can recontextualize easily will (one day) be able to synthesize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? In one step? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? Without sufficient niches, clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled, cutting-edge affiliate-based, robust R&D are forced to become backward-compatible. We will maximize our aptitude to implement without devaluing our ability to cultivate. Without research and development, you will lack branding. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky TQC and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to mesh. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C?