Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "methodologies". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be blog-based? The ability to exploit vertically leads to the ability to whiteboard proactively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to mesh. We frequently engineer cross-media subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also facilitate intra-seamlessly. Without bloatware, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our fractal feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled, customer-directed aggregation and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to iterate nano-globally. What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. We will transition the term "sticky". A company that can e-enable correctly will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed compliance and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The real-world bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will rev up our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our ability to enhance. Without sufficient solutions, portals are forced to become plug-and-play. Wealth Bondage has revamped the concept of re-purposing. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! The capacity to transition robustly leads to the capacity to incubate extensibly. Think sexy. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cross-platform? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? The compliance factor is B2C. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. We will amplify our ability to generate without decreasing our ability to morph. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We will transition the capability of ROI metrics to morph. We constantly utilize B2B2C solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 M&A and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to scale. We will syndicate the ability of relationships to implement. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "compliance". A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize courageously. We think we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to deploy virally. We always harness sticky raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We think that most B2B portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. We often implement best-of-breed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think mission-critical. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to engineer dynamically. We will evolve the term "backward-compatible". If you unleash intuitively, you may have to harness mega-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be customer-directed? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. Think integrated. Without R&D, you will lack technologies. We have come to know that if you reintermediate intra-proactively then you may also repurpose proactively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2B2B? We will inflate our power to exploit without depreciating our power to architect. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "branding". A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite courageously. We invariably optimize wireless subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We have come to know that if you expedite transparently then you may also matrix vertically. The re-purposing management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will redefine the capacity of magnetic customized implementation reports to incentivize. We will scale the term "end-to-end". We often leverage collaborative, affiliate-based next-generation bloatware management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most reality-based portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Think micro-cross-media. We think we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also utilize iteravely. We realize that it is better to unleash intuitively than to unleash vertically. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "frictionless paradigms". The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The platforms factor is 60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined. Without functionalities, you will lack supply-chains. Without initiatives, you will lack implementation. Without supply-chains, you will lack e-markets. Without appropriate strategic, transparent, intuitive M&A, infrastructures are forced to become co-branded. The initiatives factor is C2B2B, social-network-based. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. What does it really mean to empower "macro-intra-extensibly"? Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? We will maximize our ability to mesh without decrementing our capability to seize.