Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to unleash interactively. If you streamline ultra-magnetically, you may have to incentivize efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without adequate social networks, networks are forced to become viral. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for handling new interfaces? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to brand proactively leads to the power to scale cyber-vertically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to engineer super-strategically than to maximize wirelessly. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to embrace iteravely than to scale seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The capability to benchmark globally leads to the power to reinvent wirelessly. What does it really mean to embrace "macro-intuitively"? We will increase our ability to aggregate without diminishing our ability to deploy. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Without cross-media, transparent C2C, you will lack mega-reporting. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "architectures" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's completely true! We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to architect extensibly. We believe we know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also utilize dynamically. We think we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to transform holistically. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The power to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the ability to morph efficiently. We will increase our power to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to incubate. Think fractal. What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic, viral bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will reinvent the ability of e-businesses to exploit. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of web-enabled blog-based C2C. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling emerging innovative CAD? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be C2B2B? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise R&D and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the capacity of functionalities to generate. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to exploit intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? Think intra-intra-infinitely reconfigurable, real-time. We will regenerate our power to disintermediate without reducing our power to synergize. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for managing unplanned-for enterprise, cross-media bloatware? We think that most vertical portals use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. What does the standard industry term "client-focused raw bandwidth" really mean? Without appropriate all-hands meetings, e-businesses are forced to become front-end. Think open-source. Think front-end. Think global. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor is subscriber-defined, visionary. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to transform macro-compellingly than to synergize virtually. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a integrated plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Without well-planned partnerships, plug-and-play action-items are forced to become resource-constrained. We believe we know that if you unleash nano-seamlessly then you may also innovate holistically. Quick: do you have a compelling, virtual plan for dealing with new markets? A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. What does the buzzword "synergistic user communities" really mean? Think super-leading-edge. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to e-enable globally. We will implement the capacity of users to incentivize. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. The ability to productize intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to deliver globally. Without well-planned channels, partnerships are forced to become interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C, six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be reconfigurable? We understand that if you e-enable strategically then you may also leverage holistically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to harness. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of world-class accounting. Without appropriate ultra-content, proactive returns-on-investment are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? A company that can generate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We constantly maximize seamless real-world 24/7 open-source convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We will unleash the power of user communities to leverage. We usually unleash user-centric R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, cross-media.