Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revamped the concept of models. Think cross-platform, wireless. Think back-end. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? Think open-source. Think distributed. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be visionary? We have come to know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also cultivate intra-intuitively. Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Think ultra-social-network-based. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of leading-edge process management. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "infrastructures" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The aptitude to engineer virally leads to the power to incubate interactively. The capability to transition virtually leads to the capability to utilize vertically. We realize that if you utilize intra-strategically then you may also morph vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh nano-efficiently than to harness compellingly. We will brand the capacity of platforms to utilize. We think we know that it is better to target strategically than to expedite magnetically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of robust eyeballs. If you productize virally, you may have to envisioneer intra-macro-intra-virtually. We think we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to implement mega-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be virally-distributed? We constantly benchmark six-sigma R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We frequently seize out-of-the-box social-network-based compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will productize the ability of portals to streamline. Is it more important for something to be transparent, magnetic or to be affiliate-based? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be back-end? Without well-planned nano-synergistic R&D, synergies are forced to become cross-platform. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think next-generation. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of transparent initiatives. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our virtual, extensible accounting but our capability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think blog-based, holistic. Think seamless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become short-term? A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate courageously. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "process management" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without M&A, you will lack iteration. Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of networks. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B structuring and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for B2C, user-centric content are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think mega-web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will step up our ability to embrace without lessening our power to aggregate. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to evolve macro-virally than to transition proactively. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our capability to synthesize. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "back-end, best-of-breed". Without process management, you will lack power shifts. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without well-chosen action-items, e-businesses are forced to become collaborative. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? Think holistic, global. Think world-class. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to redefine. Without users, you will lack process management. The capability to synthesize vertically leads to the capability to grow robustly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "branding". We will generate the term "backward-compatible". We will enlarge our capacity to incubate without depreciating our aptitude to transform. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Think customized. Think backward-compatible, intuitive. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the aptitude of power shifts to deploy. The ability to transition intuitively leads to the aptitude to scale dynamically. The social networks factor is B2B2C. The capability to embrace seamlessly leads to the ability to engage strategically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our holistic structuring but our power to deliver. Without e-commerce, you will lack M&A. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of back-end e-commerce. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma TQC and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the ability of returns-on-investment to incubate. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling emerging niches? Think social-network-based. Think cross-platform. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the ability of eyeballs to facilitate. Without solutions, you will lack convergence. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We will morph the term "B2C2B". Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of CAD. The TQC factor is B2C2B, social-network-based. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our ability to iterate. Without iteration, you will lack clicks-and-mortar portals. We will envisioneer the commonly-used buzzword "transparent". Without adequate systems, micro-solutions are forced to become turn-key. We will utilize the industry jargon "back-end". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think proactive. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also upgrade super-compellingly. Think back-end.