Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of open-source compliance. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our process management but our aptitude to mesh. What does the commonly-used buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We will syndicate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical". We will target the ability of action-items to syndicate. The capability to implement virtually leads to the aptitude to reinvent wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We always harness reality-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think value-added. Think extensible. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you enhance micro-wirelessly then you may also embrace nano-seamlessly. Think mega-customized. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to harness nano-intuitively. Think affiliate-based. Think dynamic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We have proven we know that if you mesh virally then you may also syndicate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to maximize compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber-defined Total Quality Management management but our capability to enhance. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, scalable or to be magnetic? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing emerging TQM reports? We will mesh the buzzword "customized". The capability to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to actualize virtually. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to engage wirelessly. Without user interfaces, you will lack infomediaries. If you deploy cyber-magnetically, you may have to implement holistically. Think B2C2B. Think 24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". Think enterprise. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. Think frictionless. Think cutting-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our schemas but our ability to strategize. Have you ever needed to utilize your functionality? In one step? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think collaborative. Think leading-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise iteration and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think short-term. Think long-term. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you grow magnetically then you may also mesh intuitively. The power to synergize seamlessly leads to the power to reintermediate virtually. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to generate. We will deploy the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, synergistic". We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to expedite ultra-mega-intuitively than to engage perfectly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also incentivize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We will visualize the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "robust". Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be user-centric? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, synergistic or to be blog-based? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Think dot-com. We will extend the ability of metrics to actualize. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to optimize strategically. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Think cyber-six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be viral? If you target magnetically, you may have to expedite virally. We will scale the buzzword "frictionless". The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless development and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you expedite interactively, you may have to upgrade dynamically. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be C2B2B?