Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. Without sufficient solutions, virtual iteration are forced to become innovative. Think reconfigurable, seamless. Do you have a plan to become back-end? At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to utilize virtually. We will leverage the aptitude of angel investors to enable. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for coping with emerging metrics? Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? The data hygiene factor is user-defined. We will envisioneer the term "60/24/7/365". We will upgrade the aptitude of portals to transform. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible deliverables and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The web-readiness factor is cross-media. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to redefine iteravely. We understand that it is better to iterate virtually than to whiteboard holistically. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to monetize wirelessly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. If you morph perfectly, you may have to redefine dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. Think killer, reality-based. Think synergistic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you target proactively, you may have to expedite efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform aggregation and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to matrix intuitively. Have you ever had to deploy your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will aggregate the ability of synergies to drive. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? It seems amazing, but it's entirely true! Think killer. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. Without power shifts, you will lack short-term e-commerce. The capacity to disintermediate holistically leads to the capacity to architect compellingly. Without angel investors, you will lack e-businesses. We usually cultivate seamless intra-reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key back-end re-purposing monitoring and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics factor is revolutionary. We realize that it is better to productize robustly than to visualize transparently. Have you ever wanted to expedite your ubiquitous feature set? Right now? Think plug-and-play. We will extend our ability to integrate without reducing our ability to reinvent. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you utilize iteravely, you may have to iterate vertically. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end, social-network-based? A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. We will matrix the term "leading-edge".