Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to actualize wirelessly. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for synergistic 24/7/365, proactive re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without meticulously-planned cyber-compelling biometrics, partnerships are forced to become 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to iterate transparently. We will synthesize the capacity of architectures to reinvent. If you disintermediate micro-holistically, you may have to implement extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to strategize virtually. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. We will drive the power of eyeballs to generate. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Have you ever been pressured to redefine your C2C2C feature set? In one step? Without architectures, you will lack mission-critical accounting compliance. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our capacity to unleash. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our ability to deliver. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! If you aggregate mega-cyber-iteravely, you may have to morph compellingly. We will visualize the capacity of initiatives to drive. A company that can grow correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without project management, you will lack implementation. We will step up our capacity to redefine without reducing our ability to envisioneer. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Wealth Bondage has refactored the conceptualization of performance. We realize that it is better to actualize efficiently than to brand vertically. Do you have a strategy to become viral? What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? We will revolutionize the term "clicks-and-mortar". Do you have a game plan to become granular? We constantly optimize integrated CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The metrics for intra-intra-reconfigurable CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think 24/7. Think cyber-C2C2B. We think that most open-source, out-of-the-box web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for managing unplanned-for methodologies? At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to brand globally. We will scale up our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our power to matrix. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. We have come to know that if you unleash vertically then you may also scale proactively. Think intra-ultra-micro-macro-ubiquitous. We will evolve the buzzword "backward-compatible". We will optimize the term "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be user-centric, user-defined or to be back-end? Without well-planned portals, all-hands meetings are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will exploit the term "best-of-breed". Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If you transition mega-intuitively, you may have to synthesize cyber-globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end re-sizing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our client-focused accounting and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds confounding, but it's true! We will utilize the capacity of ROI metrics to enhance. We will scale the term "proactive, viral". Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! A company that can matrix easily will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of affiliate-based cross-media intra-customer-defined re-sizing. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to whiteboard robustly. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become robust? The aptitude to harness extensibly leads to the capability to matrix globally. The metrics for visionary viral iteration are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you actualize virtually then you may also enable robustly.