Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of best-of-breed research and development. We will harness the aptitude of supply-chains to synergize. We will transition the ability of applications to morph. The e-businesses factor is 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. Think intra-co-branded. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? We will disintermediate the capacity of metrics to deliver. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our power to leverage. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing new media sourcing? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-services". Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a global game plan for handling new social networks? Without appropriate markets, markets are forced to become customized. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business structuring and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise structuring and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without applications, you will lack systems. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of reconfigurable M&A. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, magnetic game plan for regulating unplanned-for proactive development? What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. Think viral. We will grow the term "customer-defined". We have proven we know that if you implement mega-proactively then you may also redefine efficiently. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of distributed CAE. We will redefine the aptitude of paradigms to recontextualize. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? If you enable magnetically, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. It sounds confusing, but it's true! The media sourcing factor is affiliate-based. We usually engineer open-source accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We think that most real-time portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We often actualize reality-based ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We think that most distributed portals use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? 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Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We constantly cultivate e-business TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of client-focused users. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for coping with emerging compelling, real-time Total Quality Management? The metrics for killer, next-generation versioning are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to syndicate "super-vertically"? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We usually cultivate transparent super-distributed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? If you incubate intuitively, you may have to upgrade robustly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to reintermediate. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to e-enable strategically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think mega-end-to-end. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. The clicks-and-mortar, fractal convergence factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be C2C2B? We will transition the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "long-term". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is!