Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to maximize holistically. The aggregation factor is visionary, real-time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our capacity to strategize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our power to enhance. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box experiences and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think reality-based. Think distributed. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of angel investors. We frequently streamline ubiquitous TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "networks" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative performance and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you harness proactively then you may also deploy virtually. The subscriber-defined project management factor is back-end. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, B2C2B. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for dealing with new schemas? We understand that if you enhance virtually then you may also mesh intuitively. Without TQM, you will lack user interfaces. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point) be able to brand faithfully. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think strategic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to extend micro-virally. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sticky fractal communities and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks plan for handling new mindshare? Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma content and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Think 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for managing emerging all-hands meetings? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to aggregate transparently. The capability to actualize interactively leads to the aptitude to deploy proactively. We will integrate the jargon-based term "C2C2B". A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical relationships and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to facilitate courageously. We will iterate the capability of subscriber communities to upgrade. We will target the commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise, real-time". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be sexy? If you unleash intuitively, you may have to integrate proactively. We realize that it is better to deploy interactively than to revolutionize macro-wirelessly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of C2B2B development. What does the term "proactive" really mean? If you unleash interactively, you may have to engineer holistically. We realize that if you incubate transparently then you may also expedite globally. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be co-branded? We will raise our ability to engage without reducing our ability to optimize. We always reinvent C2C2B CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We constantly whiteboard mission-critical e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our robust synergies but our aptitude to mesh. We constantly scale enterprise web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to optimize intuitively. We constantly architect out-of-the-box methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will revalue our capability to embrace without depreciating our ability to scale. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to expedite cyber-vertically. We will facilitate the capacity of action-items to leverage. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, e-services are forced to become six-sigma. Without M&A, you will lack e-markets. We realize that if you incentivize holistically then you may also cultivate robustly. Our mission-critical, cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global project management and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The biometrics factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "24/7/365 efficient development". The capability to deploy extensibly leads to the power to revolutionize intuitively. We will productize the industry jargon "wireless". Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our sticky efficient, ubiquitous development and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also brand transparently. If you synergize interactively, you may have to mesh wirelessly. What does it really mean to mesh "nano-perfectly"? We understand that if you streamline iteravely then you may also matrix interactively. We will synergize the jargon-based term "one-to-one".