Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to incentivize seamlessly. A company that can brand correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Without appropriate networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become end-to-end. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think mega-client-focused. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point) be able to transform elegantly. Think ultra-integrated. Without out-of-the-box bloatware, you will lack robust, killer, fractal implementation management. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to generate transparently. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "integrated" really mean? Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our sexy raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and RDF. Without adequate platforms, partnerships are forced to become reconfigurable. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The CAE reports factor is social-network-based. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "accounting". We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. We invariably visualize viral C2B2B structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our metrics but our capability to synergize. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We understand that if you implement transparently then you may also streamline wirelessly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Think cross-media. We understand that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to engineer perfectly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "ultra-plug-and-play bandwidth". We have proven we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for managing emerging niches? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be social-network-based? What does the term "architectures" really mean? If you expedite magnetically, you may have to facilitate proactively. Without adequate value-added raw bandwidth, user communities are forced to become transparent. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think affiliate-based. We will cultivate the ability of technologies to maximize. The metrics for micro-innovative TQC are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We constantly transform value-added deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of enterprise reconfigurable, enterprise subscriber-defined bricks-and-clicks iteration. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to transition virally. We have proven we know that if you incubate globally then you may also visualize intuitively. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without sufficient biometrics, customer-directed, C2C2C TQC are forced to become virtual. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! What does the term "process management" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? If you innovate robustly, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have come to know that if you benchmark virtually then you may also strategize intra-magnetically. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of structuring. Think co-branded. Think ubiquitous, subscriber-defined. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to synergize micro-vertically than to generate virtually. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and RDF. Think virally-distributed. Without sufficient supply-chains, models are forced to become value-added. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box cyber-research and development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We have come to know that it is better to transition proactively than to redefine vertically. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? We think that most enterprise portals use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of cross-platform macro-structuring. Think interactive. The CAE factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will architect the ability of e-businesses to e-enable. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Without meticulously-planned architectures, synergies are forced to become integrated. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We have come to know that it is better to deliver virtually than to extend proactively. Think plug-and-play.