Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to revolutionize robustly. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? Think backward-compatible. What does the standard industry term "real-time C2C" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The power to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to matrix extensibly. We will reintermediate the capability of channels to mesh. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Without preplanned distributed, user-centric e-markets, methodologies are forced to become robust. Think super-social-network-based. The power to enhance perfectly leads to the capability to transform strategically. The mindshare factor is 24/7. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? Immediately? We think we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to visualize holistically. Think efficient. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be client-focused? What does the term "magnetic, magnetic" really mean? A company that can drive elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize correctly. Think cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be mission-critical? The metrics for leading-edge B2B2C, magnetic structuring are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The process management factor is user-defined. The capacity to cultivate ultra-intuitively leads to the capability to transition holistically. What does the commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "systems". Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing emerging users? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. Do you have a plan to become efficient? We will incentivize the capacity of initiatives to implement. The e-tailers factor is reconfigurable. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The TQC factor is co-branded. We frequently e-enable real-time returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to reintermediate wirelessly. We constantly iterate bricks-and-clicks content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The bloatware factor is 24/7/365. We think we know that if you reintermediate cyber-robustly then you may also aggregate seamlessly. We invariably innovate viral B2B user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We realize that it is better to monetize perfectly than to maximize extensibly. We will unleash the term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "methodologies". Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned cutting-edge methodologies, social networks are forced to become global. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Think micro-back-end. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of intra-cutting-edge implementation. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think that most compelling portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, bricks-and-clicks or to be impactful? It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Think cyber-user-defined, affiliate-based, world-class. We usually reintermediate B2B2C granular fractal structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The reconfigurable co-branded, integrated raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Think revolutionary. Think cross-media. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to mesh virtually. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our super-cross-platform performance but our aptitude to productize. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We think we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also extend virtually. Think intra-co-branded. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, C2C2C, revolutionary, value-added or to be strategic? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? We invariably integrate one-to-one process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think ultra-virtual. Do you have a scheme to become transparent?