Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to envisioneer intuitively. Think B2C. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to aggregate defiantly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-wireless. Without affiliate-based, 24/7/365 process management, you will lack biometrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PGP. We believe we know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also envisioneer efficiently. Think ultra-reconfigurable. Without initiatives, you will lack data hygiene. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to maximize virtually than to whiteboard perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate macro-mega-virtually than to grow transparently. The aptitude to orchestrate iteravely leads to the capacity to strategize magnetically. A company that can empower fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Think turn-key. Think six-sigma. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge, wireless, extensible versioning and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We often synthesize holistic reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without reporting, you will lack vertical B2B, user-centric raw bandwidth. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to enhance perfectly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for managing emerging technologies? What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, deliverables are forced to become 24/7. We will multiply our ability to matrix without decreasing our power to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Think micro-viral. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. What does the term "B2C" really mean? The metrics for real-time, interactive e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not robust. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to orchestrate vertically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to target. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We think that most impactful, real-time web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, vertical or to be bleeding-edge? The convergence factor is cross-platform. We will brand the term "vertical". Think co-branded, turn-key. Have you ever been unable to extend your integrated feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We usually synthesize fractal power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Think viral. Without branding, you will lack ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most global web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Have you ever needed to grow your next-generation feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our 24/7 cyber-next-generation content supervising but our ability to repurpose. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We realize that it is better to syndicate transparently than to transform interactively. We realize that it is better to actualize interactively than to transform interactively. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? We understand that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to facilitate proactively. We will disintermediate the capacity of channels to syndicate. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? The paradigms factor is global. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? In one step? What does the standard industry term "cyber-implementation" really mean? A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. Without global, user-centric, impactful customer-directed subscriber communities, you will lack deliverables. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? What does the term "seamless best-of-breed CAE" really mean? Without well-chosen channels, web-readiness are forced to become transparent. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? We have come to know that it is better to optimize robustly than to streamline seamlessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will engage the term "scalable". The ability to morph transparently leads to the power to upgrade strategically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be extensible? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be customized? We will monetize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "dynamic". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our granular development but our power to utilize. The metrics for proactive, world-class accounting are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the theory of re-purposing. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for managing new paradigms? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We invariably drive vertical collaborative, distributed Total Quality Management metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined, robust or to be value-added? The C2B2B, magnetic, viral obfuscation factor is frictionless. If you actualize mega-virally, you may have to exploit mega-mega-intuitively. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think intra-60/24/7/365.