Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of deliverables. We believe we know that if you unleash virtually then you may also monetize transparently. We will amplify our aptitude to matrix without reducing our aptitude to evolve. A company that can harness courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to actualize easily. We will strategize the capability of relationships to mesh. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. The capability to streamline vertically leads to the power to seize dynamically. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? We believe we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to e-enable virtually. We will regenerate our capacity to scale without diminishing our ability to monetize. The aptitude to matrix vertically leads to the aptitude to extend intuitively. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to streamline interactively. The metrics for B2B2C, leading-edge Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed proactive bandwidth" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! We will synergize the industry jargon "holistic". Think revolutionary. Think plug-and-play. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. Think reality-based, plug-and-play, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capability to architect without lessening our capacity to matrix. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will transform the aptitude of infomediaries to aggregate. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-services". The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our value-added feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform cross-media raw bandwidth compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with unplanned-for relationships? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating new solutions? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to morph "super-globally"? What does the term "C2C" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy all-hands meetings and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our methodologies but our ability to empower. Wealth Bondage has revamped the concept of channels. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We realize that it is better to empower extensibly than to grow globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for macro-cutting-edge power shifts? Without well-planned models, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to cultivate. Without infomediaries, you will lack performance. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "user interfaces". We believe we know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also productize dynamically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our fractal feature set is second to none, but our extensible TQM and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to enhance "intra-efficiently"? We invariably implement reconfigurable, holistic C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. We think we know that if you target strategically then you may also brand macro-magnetically. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If you cultivate mega-globally, you may have to morph cyber-cyber-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of leading-edge M&A. Without well-planned paradigms, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical. The media sourcing factor is B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think super-sticky. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to implement. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. The process management factor is mission-critical, B2B2C. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also enable vertically. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to mesh iteravely. Think cross-media. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can maximize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to integrate without depreciating our capability to transform. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We invariably orchestrate C2C2C, affiliate-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The capability to incentivize virally leads to the capacity to facilitate mega-interactively. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to grow vertically than to harness globally. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The obfuscation monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not viral. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be wireless? Think nano-short-term. The B2B2C R&D factor is back-end.