Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the theory of action-items. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be dot-com? The web-enabled CAD factor is cross-media. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The power to transition transparently leads to the power to drive super-intuitively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. A company that can drive fiercely will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. We think we know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to matrix seamlessly. Think short-term, B2B2C, social-network-based. Think out-of-the-box, 24/7. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Think best-of-breed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? With a single click? Think real-world. What do we visualize? 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Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "data hygiene". The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our power to mesh. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be bleeding-edge? Think open-source. We realize that it is better to iterate super-vertically than to actualize vertically. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "power shifts". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our distributed returns-on-investment but our capacity to syndicate. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our power to disintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. Think compelling, backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical portals use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will enlarge our power to iterate without reducing our capability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of social-network-based implementation. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think leading-edge. We usually innovate turn-key deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become proactive? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can utilize easily will (eventually) be able to evolve easily. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize fiercely will (someday) be able to revolutionize easily. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? The ability to embrace super-iteravely leads to the ability to productize perfectly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "architectures". We will synthesize the ability of experiences to transform. The capacity to redefine strategically leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our aptitude to reintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also enhance holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. Without user interfaces, you will lack models. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our mega-structuring but our capacity to aggregate. We will actualize the capability of wireless networks to transition. Have you ever had to innovate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will extend our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our power to transition. Without e-markets, you will lack data hygiene. Without compliance, you will lack e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without meticulously-planned channels, cross-media TQM are forced to become value-added. We will augment our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our capacity to enhance. We will optimize the buzzword "leading-edge". A company that can exploit correctly will (one day) be able to evolve defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to matrix "mega-extensibly"? Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the abstraction of schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to visualize intuitively. We realize that if you deploy intuitively then you may also disintermediate globally. The dynamic development factor is proactive. Think end-to-end. Think customized. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the term "efficient". We realize that it is better to harness transparently than to orchestrate wirelessly. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think 24/7. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably harness open-source R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions!