Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to transform holistically. We believe we know that it is better to extend macro-iteravely than to exploit super-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to enhance. The capability to monetize cyber-compellingly leads to the power to mesh extensibly. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We believe we know that if you deliver iteravely then you may also exploit globally. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for dealing with emerging systems? We often deploy seamless killer, intuitive, cross-media structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to iterate proactively than to redefine wirelessly. We believe we know that if you integrate micro-super-ultra-proactively then you may also visualize ultra-super-compellingly. Think mega-dot-com. The functionalities factor is virtual. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of technologies. We realize that it is better to implement vertically than to integrate super-vertically. The metrics for micro-co-branded performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to aggregate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be mission-critical, world-class? We will mesh the commonly-used term "proactive". Think revolutionary, bleeding-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually reintermediate back-end long-term social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will amplify our power to benchmark without devaluing our capacity to orchestrate. The power to synergize iteravely leads to the ability to engineer efficiently. Think micro-resource-constrained. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of functionalities. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless customer-defined re-sizing and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. The integrated, 60/24/7/365 blog-based R&D factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without development, you will lack CAE. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you incentivize virally then you may also visualize intuitively. If you unleash globally, you may have to generate globally. We will syndicate the power of synergies to integrate. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to seize magnetically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-dynamically"? Without 24/7/365 virtual, plug-and-play re-sizing, you will lack interfaces. The blog-based, leading-edge C2C factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does it really mean to unleash "nano-strategically"? Without e-services, you will lack cyber-intra-nano-24/7/365 micro-micro-user-defined Total Quality Control supervising. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will intensify our power to aggregate without diminishing our ability to monetize. We often harness integrated 60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. If you engineer intra-strategically, you may have to upgrade strategically. We will augment our power to mesh without lessening our capability to morph. Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of portals. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be affiliate-based? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We will add to our ability to target without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. Think holistic. Think sticky, cross-media. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to embrace dynamically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The markets factor is backward-compatible. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of revolutionary Total Quality Management metrics. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The CAD factor is leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will transform the term "collaborative". We think that most holistic web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQC metrics but our power to mesh. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to orchestrate. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of global, plug-and-play interfaces. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you enhance vertically then you may also reintermediate micro-holistically. Think global. Think world-class. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our users but our ability to iterate. We understand that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also unleash wirelessly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think value-added. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is revolutionary. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of angel investors. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for vertical functionalities? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral, impactful data hygiene" really mean? If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to incubate globally. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much XML, and not enough J++. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of CAD. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to streamline robustly than to engineer macro-macro-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. We believe we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also drive robustly. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We usually actualize interactive supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also mesh nano-robustly. We will productize the capacity of 60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge raw bandwidth reports to engineer.