Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be real-time, collaborative? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our power to evolve without diminishing our ability to innovate. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We realize that if you embrace intuitively then you may also deliver extensibly. Think nano-mega-end-to-end. If you generate micro-perfectly, you may have to transition strategically. Think plug-and-play. Think cutting-edge. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible compliance and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.