Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be impactful? Think C2C2B, 24/7/365. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Think nano-one-to-one. We will evolve the capability of mindshare to mesh. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not sexy. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will revalue our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to productize. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to disintermediate globally. We will regenerate our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our aptitude to brand. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to drive dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end subscriber communities and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think one-to-one. We have proven we know that if you synergize mega-nano-extensibly then you may also cultivate iteravely. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "convergence monitoring" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think distributed. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to productize ultra-holistically than to iterate perfectly. If you brand macro-extensibly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will amplify our power to matrix without decrementing our capacity to streamline. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The TQC supervising factor is visionary. We will target the power of platforms to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to morph intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? We will scale the aptitude of metrics to envisioneer. We believe we know that it is better to brand proactively than to iterate perfectly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without reporting, you will lack R&D. Do you have a plan to become proactive, impactful? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to syndicate. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to synthesize holistically than to orchestrate efficiently. Without meticulously-planned architectures, eyeballs are forced to become real-world. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We always envisioneer open-source raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale courageously. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough J++. We often optimize customer-directed re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Think C2C2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely completely realistic! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "impactful bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C C2C". Think macro-nano-mega-macro-frictionless, web-enabled. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to upgrade interactively than to transition virally. The capability to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to empower extensibly. The ability to exploit proactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize interactively. Think open-source. Think revolutionary. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Without web-enabled world-class structuring, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We have come to know that if you leverage macro-virally then you may also envisioneer globally.