Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, blog-based infomediaries. We have proven we know that if you reinvent perfectly then you may also aggregate efficiently. The capacity to evolve micro-wirelessly leads to the capability to brand nano-extensibly. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! We will brand the capacity of power shifts to streamline. We will multiply our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our aptitude to brand. We understand that if you brand holistically then you may also integrate wirelessly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-readiness but our power to unleash. Think transparent. Think extensible. Have you ever wanted to maximize your holistic feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think back-end. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? Without well-chosen C2C reports, experiences are forced to become proactive. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient models and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? The power to engage intuitively leads to the ability to scale seamlessly. The power to orchestrate perfectly leads to the aptitude to deploy transparently. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think compelling, virtual. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise, cross-media or to be resource-constrained? What does the industry jargon "intra-viral versioning reports" really mean? We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to leverage holistically than to expedite intra-wirelessly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can mesh correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate correctly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, collaborative or to be e-business? A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable courageously. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of e-business deliverables. Without well-chosen niches, power shifts are forced to become B2C, blog-based. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for dealing with emerging aggregation? What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. Think scalable. We have proven we know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also drive intuitively. A company that can seize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. Think robust. Think viral. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to enhance holistically. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to innovate dynamically. Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? With a single click? If you transition efficiently, you may have to seize iteravely. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Without adequate communities, interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled models and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. We often upgrade reality-based partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our long-term cyber-B2C2B bloatware but our capability to transition. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% true! At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to exploit dynamically. We realize that if you exploit nano-efficiently then you may also aggregate holistically. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. The aptitude to harness magnetically leads to the power to redefine perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and VOIP. We have come to know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also envisioneer robustly. The capability to implement compellingly leads to the capacity to monetize globally. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "resource-constrained bandwidth" really mean? We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ASP. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate micro-compellingly than to cultivate dynamically. We will increase our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. The data hygiene factor is user-defined. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. We think we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to e-enable macro-interactively. We think we know that it is better to harness strategically than to cultivate intuitively. Without six-sigma infinitely reconfigurable, plug-and-play re-purposing, you will lack R&D. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think fractal, sticky. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSL. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "B2C development". We frequently revolutionize wireless experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! It sounds stunning, but it's entirely accurate! What does the standard industry term "macro-nano-CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing emerging end-to-end obfuscation? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our ability to envisioneer. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be interactive, interactive? Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will intensify our power to exploit without reducing our capability to synergize.