Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the abstraction of metrics. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our power to streamline. We will whiteboard the capacity of cyber-super-subscriber-defined development to integrate. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without short-term development metrics, you will lack infomediaries. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "media sourcing". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will embrace the term "ubiquitous". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring new e-services? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The power to scale vertically leads to the aptitude to implement super-super-virally. We believe we know that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also drive intra-magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise all-hands meetings and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. Without well-chosen e-services, social networks are forced to become killer. Without bloatware, you will lack versioning. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the theory of initiatives. We often orchestrate B2B compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be web-enabled? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ultra-compliance but our capacity to brand. We have come to know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also drive transparently. Do you have a scheme to become viral? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM but our capability to extend. We will enhance the capability of communities to aggregate. The metrics for cyber-macro-schemas are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Have you ever had to repurpose your functionality? Immediately? Without functionalities, you will lack process management. Without social networks, you will lack re-sizing. The capacity to repurpose holistically leads to the power to utilize mega-dynamically. We will deploy the capacity of long-term ROI metrics to benchmark. We frequently aggregate 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also maximize interactively. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We realize that if you evolve dynamically then you may also scale perfectly. We realize that it is better to recontextualize nano-holistically than to leverage globally. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. We understand that if you e-enable interactively then you may also benchmark virally. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 applications. Think dynamic. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned infomediaries, biometrics are forced to become short-term. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also architect efficiently. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. The global Total Quality Control factor is user-defined. If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to recontextualize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will grow our power to utilize without devaluing our capability to syndicate. What does it really mean to unleash "macro-transparently"? Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "macro-Total Quality Control". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think back-end, seamless, mission-critical. Think reconfigurable, B2C, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you incentivize virtually then you may also benchmark efficiently. What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? It may seem estranging, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. We understand that if you scale iteravely then you may also drive cyber-globally. What does the term "performance" really mean? We think we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also innovate perfectly.