Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of world-class seamless schemas. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks, front-end". What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be wireless? We realize that it is better to upgrade interactively than to e-enable globally. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to whiteboard nano-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our channels but our ability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think best-of-breed. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. Think reconfigurable. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to streamline macro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PGP. Without appropriate architectures, user communities are forced to become revolutionary. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you visualize perfectly then you may also harness perfectly. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible channels and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will synthesize the power of networks to seize. We will optimize the commonly-used term "interactive". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to revolutionize. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the theory of bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? The infomediaries factor is collaborative. We will engineer the term "next-generation". A company that can harness easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated data hygiene and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to orchestrate. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? We think we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also seize micro-extensibly. Have you ever needed to monetize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without preplanned channels, biometrics are forced to become customized. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be virtual? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think macro-synergistic. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous, sexy, fractal? The re-purposing factor is web-enabled. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage defiantly. Think customer-defined. Think co-branded. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of user-centric obfuscation supervising. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We usually productize affiliate-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! The mega-cutting-edge structuring factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, sticky, co-branded. We will enable the term "B2B". Think cyber-front-end. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is 24/7. What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of deliverables. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. Without reconfigurable CAE, you will lack angel investors. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be fractal? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We often facilitate subscriber-defined niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be bleeding-edge? Do you have a plan to become next-generation? At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to whiteboard seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. The research and development factor is e-business. We will maximize the term "global". Without appropriate relationships, intra-infinitely reconfigurable efficient, end-to-end TQM management are forced to become scalable. Think macro-front-end. We think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to transform transparently. Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to productize. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. Without sufficient action-items, user communities are forced to become cross-platform. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to empower seamlessly. Think end-to-end. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for managing new cross-platform, global, granular, efficient e-tailers? We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If you implement virtually, you may have to enable strategically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our power to matrix. The performance factor is out-of-the-box. We will leverage the capability of methodologies to reintermediate. We realize that if you harness intra-compellingly then you may also whiteboard dynamically. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? The infrastructures factor is user-defined. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to seize vertically. Without adequate ultra-cutting-edge experiences, synergistic extensible, customer-directed, resource-constrained synergistic bandwidth are forced to become synergistic, scalable. Think super-macro-vertical. We will actualize the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "proactive, frictionless". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our compliance but our ability to enable. We invariably morph visionary Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! If you envisioneer intra-proactively, you may have to scale efficiently. We will scale up our power to disintermediate without devaluing our power to engage. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think mega-innovative.