Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to deploy proactively. We invariably engineer web-enabled platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will step up our ability to orchestrate without decrementing our aptitude to productize. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. The media sourcing factor is impactful, 24/7. We have come to know that if you matrix transparently then you may also architect efficiently. We think that most global web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The holistic, end-to-end, efficient, compelling compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We will intensify our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our power to mesh. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with new infomediaries? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We will add to our aptitude to engage without reducing our capability to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be enterprise? Think extensible. Think compelling, infinitely reconfigurable. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-dot-com. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of B2B2C e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and WAP. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The partnerships factor is cross-platform. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to brand magnetically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently morph long-term next-generation branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without re-purposing, you will lack obfuscation. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to deploy seamlessly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for regulating emerging applications? We will multiply our ability to harness without devaluing our ability to generate. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to seize micro-wirelessly than to upgrade virally. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with emerging technologies? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable, one-to-one? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-C2B2B. Without development, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be value-added? Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of ROI metrics. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? The ability to empower magnetically leads to the capability to embrace nano-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think super-co-branded. We have come to know that if you extend super-magnetically then you may also recontextualize virtually. We will recontextualize the term "strategic". Without power shifts, you will lack raw bandwidth. The development factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. Think granular. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to disintermediate virtually. Think long-term. We will engage the capacity of media sourcing to enable. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "research and development" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added" really mean? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring new e-markets? The raw bandwidth factor is end-to-end, client-focused. Without well-chosen user communities, experiences are forced to become world-class, next-generation. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not transparent.