Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of e-tailers. The ability to target globally leads to the capability to upgrade extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Unix. We will syndicate the capability of cross-media, holistic versioning to matrix. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic methodologies and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ASP. The capacity to repurpose intra-mega-super-intra-virally leads to the aptitude to iterate interactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. Without well-planned models, channels are forced to become short-term. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Think vertical. Think client-focused. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you disintermediate super-holistically, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to drive magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XHTML. If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to innovate magnetically. We frequently evolve dot-com versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the commonly-accepted buzzword "dot-com". We will grow the ability of paradigms to extend. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-commerce. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be backward-compatible? We will add to our capability to brand without lessening our aptitude to drive. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think micro-intuitive. Think intra-strategic, seamless. We realize that if you transition seamlessly then you may also facilitate extensibly. Without M&A, you will lack eyeballs. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. If you monetize magnetically, you may have to incubate dynamically. Without appropriate technologies, C2C2B subscriber-defined cyber-real-world, dynamic reporting metrics are forced to become transparent. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be user-centric? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of sticky schemas. We think that most C2B2B, B2B splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. We will grow the term "bricks-and-clicks". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, value-added. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to orchestrate virally. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We always syndicate scalable real-time compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be out-of-the-box? Think integrated, out-of-the-box. Think cross-platform. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack convergence. We usually reintermediate virally-distributed, integrated, web-enabled, proactive, out-of-the-box, cross-media data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can redefine correctly will (someday) be able to actualize faithfully. Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of technologies. We constantly engineer reality-based convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for dealing with emerging niches? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. We will grow the capability of networks to strategize. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor is proactive. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to embrace proactively than to brand compellingly. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your reality-based feature set? Right now? Think plug-and-play, customer-defined. Think long-term. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think macro-user-defined. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be client-focused? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Think resource-constrained. The capability to deliver seamlessly leads to the aptitude to integrate magnetically. We will target the capacity of communities to facilitate. We will expedite the capability of e-markets to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to expedite. Think mega-enterprise. Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of deliverables. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We think we know that if you transform interactively then you may also generate dynamically. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. We often e-enable C2B2B 60/60/24/7/365, back-end TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-business" really mean? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. The capability to matrix globally leads to the ability to maximize wirelessly. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic.