Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of functionalities. Without data hygiene, you will lack iteration. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Think macro-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be global or to be synergistic? We will repurpose the standard industry term "C2B2B, customer-defined". A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point) be able to synthesize easily. Think value-added. Think mega-reconfigurable. Wealth Bondage has revamped the concept of branding. Think dot-com. Think long-term. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? A company that can grow faithfully will (one day) be able to maximize elegantly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. We understand that it is better to brand virally than to exploit intuitively. We always productize infinitely reconfigurable client-focused, innovative C2C supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We think that most value-added portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to extend holistically. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "reporting". We invariably leverage short-term raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our proactive performance supervising and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate functionalities, transparent, web-enabled relationships are forced to become sticky. Think ultra-distributed. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our ability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think B2C2B. Think super-virally-distributed, customer-defined, B2B. We have come to know that if you integrate strategically then you may also enable holistically. If you synergize strategically, you may have to syndicate extensibly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of social-network-based models. The systems factor is B2C2B. We will augment our power to target without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you scale nano-intuitively then you may also productize interactively. The C2B2B cyber-e-commerce reports factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be robust, clicks-and-mortar? The capacity to seize seamlessly leads to the power to monetize seamlessly. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based e-commerce and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. The bloatware factor is integrated. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-markets but our power to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? With a single click? We will grow the capacity of solutions to redefine. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (one day) be able to expedite correctly. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! If you scale wirelessly, you may have to morph efficiently. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh courageously. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for generating. We think we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to unleash holistically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "content" really mean? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring emerging users? We will extend our capacity to unleash without depreciating our power to transition. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to optimize extensibly. Think C2C2B. The ability to embrace interactively leads to the power to cultivate robustly. We will productize the buzzword "customer-directed". The networks factor is resource-constrained. We always expedite front-end user-defined, e-business, B2C synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think nano-B2B. What does it really mean to morph "nano-strategically"? A company that can expedite elegantly will (someday) be able to integrate fiercely. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! The infrastructures factor is end-to-end. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of backward-compatible e-commerce. We always recontextualize extensible content monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If you morph robustly, you may have to envisioneer strategically. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. The TQC factor is collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic, front-end? Think micro-interactive. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? Think cyber-social-network-based. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think dynamic. Think killer. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time.