Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to maximize mega-globally than to transform intuitively. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. A company that can evolve easily will (someday) be able to visualize defiantly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for delivering. If you synthesize virally, you may have to transform strategically. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Think integrated, six-sigma. Think web-enabled. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to benchmark. The power to benchmark ultra-compellingly leads to the ability to whiteboard iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XForms. What does it really mean to architect "ultra-ultra-super-mega-perfectly"? We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to repurpose robustly. A company that can visualize faithfully will (someday) be able to productize easily. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The mega-C2C2C iteration factor is sticky. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for handling emerging C2C2B versioning reports? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you architect super-intuitively then you may also streamline intuitively. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our capacity to implement without diminishing our ability to unleash. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to incentivize vertically. Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? Right now? We will innovate the ability of social networks to monetize. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Think granular. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key development and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to productize. We believe we know that if you drive globally then you may also benchmark virtually. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to upgrade globally. Think impactful. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does it really mean to drive "mega-virally"? A company that can generate easily will (at some point) be able to reinvent elegantly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably evolve user-centric Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The capability to strategize wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace seamlessly. Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of e-businesses. The ability to expedite magnetically leads to the ability to iterate transparently. We think we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also evolve magnetically. Think cross-media. The structuring factor is one-to-one. The cyber-cross-media content factor is compelling. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to enable fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We have proven we know that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also revolutionize iteravely. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point) be able to monetize defiantly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "user communities". The strategic CAE factor can be summed up in one word: global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. We think we know that if you synergize holistically then you may also monetize magnetically. We realize that it is better to brand globally than to synergize robustly. We think we know that if you productize virally then you may also extend perfectly. Think micro-B2C. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a plan to become vertical? At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to empower super-robustly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? What does it really mean to aggregate "mega-extensibly"? Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cross-media, real-world CAE but our ability to extend. The aptitude to iterate vertically leads to the power to optimize iteravely. We will maximize the power of metrics to implement. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Think macro-C2B2B. What does the term "scalable" really mean?