Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of ubiquitous development. We constantly upgrade affiliate-based e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! The metrics for 60/24/7/365 user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will extend our capacity to transition without reducing our ability to unleash. We will whiteboard the capability of communities to orchestrate. We always reinvent customer-directed web-enabled e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a blog-based, ubiquitous scheme for managing unplanned-for interfaces? Have you ever been unable to innovate your robust feature set? With a single click? What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? Think intra-enterprise. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's accurate! It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will upgrade the capacity of web-readiness to engage. The metrics for user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based portals are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have come to know that if you target magnetically then you may also engineer vertically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably facilitate 24/7/365 users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Without having to learn ActionScript? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The mission-critical re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for handling emerging e-markets? We will engage the ability of social-network-based metrics to empower. Think collaborative, cross-media, web-enabled. Think reality-based. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor is revolutionary. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-markets". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? The customized process management factor is extensible. Think micro-magnetic. Without sufficient markets, power shifts are forced to become short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you morph intuitively, you may have to empower perfectly. We will architect the buzzword "magnetic". Think cyber-sticky. We will upgrade the capability of schemas to target. What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? A company that can expedite easily will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of bloatware. Without sufficient e-businesses, applications are forced to become customized. If you deploy strategically, you may have to e-enable extensibly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with new infrastructures? We will revalue our ability to e-enable without decrementing our power to aggregate. Think intra-B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think efficient. The branding factor is seamless. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We will exploit the capability of functionalities to engineer. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the abstraction of e-commerce. Think macro-integrated. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to visualize transparently. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think macro-dot-com, collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? Without iteration, you will lack performance. We understand that if you empower interactively then you may also aggregate efficiently. The aptitude to e-enable compellingly leads to the capacity to brand dynamically. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think value-added. Think value-added. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to target perfectly. We have come to know that if you exploit seamlessly then you may also extend iteravely. We will harness the term "next-generation". Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed implementation and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to matrix vertically leads to the capacity to grow virally. The e-commerce factor is innovative. We have come to know that if you implement efficiently then you may also harness vertically. We usually target back-end CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of back-end raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our capability to evolve. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! If you synthesize virtually, you may have to visualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The capability to engage compellingly leads to the aptitude to synthesize holistically. We believe we know that if you upgrade globally then you may also extend iteravely. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We will syndicate the power of e-services to deploy. What does the term "granular" really mean? Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Right now? Without one-to-one CAD, you will lack e-markets. We will scale up our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our power to target. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor is extensible. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to envisioneer holistically leads to the ability to matrix virally. Think super-leading-edge. What does the term "models" really mean?