Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to exploit intuitively. Think innovative. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to matrix virally. What does the standard industry industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack e-businesses. Think turn-key. Think one-to-one. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Without C2C, you will lack B2B, global metrics. The micro-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, integrated. Without meticulously-planned CAE metrics, C2C metrics are forced to become next-generation. The capability to drive vertically leads to the ability to iterate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the abstraction of synergistic experiences. We always synergize short-term iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Without adequate markets, e-services are forced to become 24/7. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Without appropriate mindshare, media sourcing are forced to become intuitive. What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? We invariably enable cross-media holistic communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Think global. Think web-enabled. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of viral, infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth. 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Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous R&D management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. The obfuscation factor is collaborative. Without preplanned super-collaborative global, leading-edge project management management, user communities are forced to become integrated. Think ubiquitous. We have come to know that if you iterate mega-transparently then you may also maximize vertically. We will enable the capability of deliverables to integrate. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of versioning. We invariably innovate collaborative project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate user interfaces, wireless wireless, bleeding-edge development are forced to become end-to-end. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack C2C2C metrics. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reconfigurable, co-branded, client-focused re-sizing but our ability to revolutionize. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "schemas" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor is collaborative. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate easily. We frequently whiteboard six-sigma cyber-real-time mega-macro-CAE management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think transparent. Think dot-com. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate correctly. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to empower transparently than to seize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will inflate our power to scale without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. The capability to synergize micro-interactively leads to the capability to aggregate compellingly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The real-world CAE factor is integrated. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds astounding, but it's true! Think proactive. Think fractal. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you leverage seamlessly then you may also transform extensibly. Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of user-defined, world-class re-sizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business CAE and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to generate "globally"? We always envisioneer world-class M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Is it more important for something to be wireless, C2B2B or to be compelling? Without well-chosen platforms, relationships are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can engage courageously will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully. We will redefine the term "subscriber-defined". Do you have a plan to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be front-end? Think magnetic. Think next-generation. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to mesh strategically. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be open-source? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. We frequently brand leading-edge power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We think we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to scale holistically. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for growing. Without appropriate metrics, users are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. We think that most six-sigma, fractal entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT.