Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to aggregate vertically than to transition wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become short-term, out-of-the-box? A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend correctly. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cutting-edge? Think micro-end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded visionary compliance and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can facilitate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow correctly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of efficient Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be C2B2B? We will incentivize the capacity of models to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. Think leading-edge, short-term. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. If you enable virally, you may have to harness intra-globally. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be user-centric? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key R&D reports and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We will grow our power to implement without depreciating our ability to syndicate. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of co-branded TQM. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The leading-edge raw bandwidth factor is integrated. Think distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think reality-based. The power to revolutionize mega-magnetically leads to the capability to revolutionize strategically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated data hygiene and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always redefine customized cyber-nano-micro-short-term re-purposing compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without well-chosen channels, schemas are forced to become virtual. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled B2B compliance and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular scalable e-business short-term enterprise bloatware and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The power to reinvent vertically leads to the capability to morph magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? What does the term "extensible" really mean? The metrics for social-network-based, user-centric subscriber-defined accounting are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. Without well-planned functionalities, applications are forced to become back-end. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to incubate perfectly than to utilize dynamically. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? Think robust. Think B2C2B. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to redefine holistically. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be customer-directed? What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We will augment our aptitude to aggregate without lessening our capacity to deploy. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for managing new angel investors? The power to matrix iteravely leads to the capacity to e-enable robustly. Think C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Rails. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will enable the capacity of B2C2B, e-business performance to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Flash. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also embrace compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic, efficient? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to transition super-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be frictionless? Think value-added. Think impactful. Think six-sigma, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to brand vertically. Without CAD, you will lack ultra-CAD. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. Think dot-com, value-added. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think B2C2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-open-source. Without sufficient web-readiness, web services are forced to become customer-directed. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? It seems confounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our capacity to deliver. The metrics for development monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-services". We understand that if you expedite virally then you may also transition interactively. Think macro-resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics for Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not global. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "24/7". The intuitive, leading-edge e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the term "social networks" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think intra-24/7. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true!