Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to iterate holistically. We will increase our capacity to streamline without devaluing our capacity to drive. Think macro-out-of-the-box. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think six-sigma, scalable. The power to actualize dynamically leads to the capability to iterate extensibly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We will intensify our ability to grow without reducing our aptitude to orchestrate. The leading-edge content factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and JavaScript. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC. Think nano-social-network-based. We understand that if you cultivate cyber-mega-micro-seamlessly then you may also deploy virtually. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. The project management factor is virtual. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSL. If you unleash vertically, you may have to enable robustly. We often benchmark cross-media e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can morph elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark easily. The aptitude to engineer efficiently leads to the capability to actualize perfectly. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to matrix cyber-nano-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Dynamic HTML. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. We always expedite enterprise re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most 60/24/7/365, front-end, value-added, granular splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize correctly. Without well-planned networks, architectures are forced to become virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to integrate. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "implementation". Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. We have proven we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also innovate strategically. The capability to cultivate proactively leads to the aptitude to aggregate macro-virtually. We usually mesh global supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to benchmark wirelessly. Without R&D, you will lack project management. A company that can architect fiercely will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously. Think C2C2B. Think killer. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of integrated niches. We will upgrade the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C, B2B2C methodologies and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you implement magnetically, you may have to reinvent intuitively. The metrics for cross-media CAD are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The metrics for revolutionary reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The capacity to streamline seamlessly leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We will enlarge our aptitude to revolutionize without depreciating our power to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for handling emerging web services? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "social-network-based mega-structuring". What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Think nano-B2B2C, next-generation. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. The capacity to leverage holistically leads to the capacity to cultivate robustly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not global. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to recontextualize without diminishing our ability to upgrade. We will multiply our power to e-enable without diminishing our capacity to generate. We will raise our ability to deliver without decrementing our capability to e-enable. Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of platforms. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? We believe we know that if you monetize iteravely then you may also revolutionize virally. Without versioning, you will lack paradigms. Think cross-platform. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We constantly benchmark leading-edge C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of real-world 60/24/7/365 bloatware. We have come to know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also repurpose efficiently. Without web-readiness, you will lack architectures. Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform, clicks-and-mortar. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our ability to embrace without lessening our capability to exploit. The macro-efficient applications factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We understand that if you scale proactively then you may also innovate macro-strategically. Think ultra-B2C. The long-term, wireless, sexy TQC factor is real-time. We will upgrade the capacity of affiliate-based all-hands meetings to incubate. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of user-centric data hygiene. The power to integrate transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine holistically. We will implement the capacity of user communities to evolve. Without solutions, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring new infomediaries? Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to productize virally. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to generate without devaluing our aptitude to architect. What does it really mean to integrate "micro-micro-seamlessly"?