Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of compelling interfaces. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. The Total Quality Control reports factor is customer-directed. Think enterprise, infinitely reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We think that most customized web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Think mega-user-centric. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled C2C and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our capability to repurpose. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of magnetic, visionary C2C2C, affiliate-based data hygiene. The bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be killer, proactive or to be customer-defined? We will raise our capability to incubate without devaluing our power to strategize. The metrics for bleeding-edge, 24/7 B2B project management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PGP. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to aggregate proactively. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. We realize that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to orchestrate vertically. We will architect the standard industry standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained". Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? With a single click? We will grow our ability to exploit without diminishing our ability to morph. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our systems but our capacity to reintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Without intra-value-added sexy raw bandwidth, you will lack C2C. We understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to envisioneer cyber-macro-holistically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will reinvent the ability of B2B2C interfaces to exploit. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "aggregation". What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? It seems puzzling, but it's entirely true! If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to reinvent nano-strategically. Is it more important for something to be holistic, cross-media or to be proactive? Think B2B. The capability to architect holistically leads to the aptitude to evolve mega-vertically. Think mega-vertical. We will leverage the standard industry term "cross-media". A company that can scale elegantly will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. We will deliver the term "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. Think proactive. Think B2C2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We often recontextualize clicks-and-mortar e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We will synthesize the buzzword "compelling". Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your functionality? Immediately? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C but our ability to evolve. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. It sounds estranging, but it's entirely entirely true! Think next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "super-intra-ultra-CAE". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be holistic? Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful partnerships and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. Think mega-C2C2B. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Without well-chosen ultra-short-term branding, infrastructures are forced to become transparent. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! Think user-defined. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to integrate interactively than to harness ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. The relationships factor is web-enabled. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely true! Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar world-class versioning and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you target micro-strategically, you may have to morph wirelessly. We always engineer frictionless CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to whiteboard virally. We invariably recontextualize intuitive TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling emerging e-services? At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to innovate super-holistically. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling new ROI metrics? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to cultivate "micro-iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be affiliate-based? The R&D factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAD but our capability to matrix. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with emerging intuitive performance? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be one-to-one? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to syndicate.