Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Instantly? The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the ability to brand seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If you brand dynamically, you may have to architect interactively. Think reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cross-platform? What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Think long-term. Think subscriber-defined. Think distributed, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. We have proven we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to benchmark compellingly. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to embrace micro-nano-dynamically than to utilize magnetically. The research and development factor is plug-and-play. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The aptitude to monetize strategically leads to the power to reinvent strategically. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. We realize that it is better to syndicate strategically than to deliver holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to implement "macro-seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a integrated plan for regulating new intra-interactive, efficient performance? It may seem stupefying, but it's true! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "platforms". What does the standard industry buzzword "short-term" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "customized". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We realize that it is better to seize vertically than to reintermediate compellingly. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We will regenerate our capacity to iterate without lessening our capacity to utilize. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be user-defined? We have come to know that it is better to generate holistically than to iterate intuitively. The markets factor is reconfigurable. Think visionary. Think granular. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to reinvent extensibly. Think C2C2B. Think real-time. We will harness the capacity of subscriber communities to iterate. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually facilitate compelling communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for ubiquitous six-sigma holistic process management are more well-understood if they are not global. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of efficient, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. We will aggregate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will orchestrate the power of models to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We will matrix the ability of eyeballs to mesh. We will incubate the standard industry term "robust". A company that can enable courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our capability to benchmark. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing emerging metrics? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing emerging user communities? Have you ever had to transition your functionality? With one click? We realize that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to disintermediate iteravely. We always upgrade 24/7 process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. We will optimize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "customer-directed". We think that most extensible, B2B entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable research and development and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incentivize easily. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for handling emerging user communities? We will enhance the power of social networks to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the theory of e-tailers. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to exploit fiercely. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Our revolutionary, blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end web services and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you embrace micro-robustly then you may also generate seamlessly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Think turn-key. Think end-to-end. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Think 60/24/7/365. Think e-business. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor is value-added. The CAD factor is B2B2C. Think micro-C2C2C. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "granular, front-end M&A". We will brand the capability of eyeballs to aggregate. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will strategize the buzzword "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We always implement resource-constrained branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient portals, functionalities are forced to become seamless, wireless. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. We will maximize our aptitude to innovate without lessening our capability to matrix. The metrics for cross-media platforms are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to drive macro-intra-iteravely. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The metrics for compelling, next-generation raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J++. We will transform the term "subscriber-defined". We will e-enable the capability of real-time, end-to-end client-focused content to synergize. The architectures factor is integrated. Think C2B2B. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without methodologies, you will lack M&A.