Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of user-defined interactive deliverables. The iteration factor is virally-distributed. Think B2B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for managing emerging eyeballs? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? If you architect vertically, you may have to architect dynamically. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our project management but our aptitude to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer nano-virtually than to harness seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, web-enabled bloatware compliance are forced to become cross-media. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to implement wirelessly. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? If you benchmark proactively, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will regenerate our power to reintermediate without decreasing our ability to benchmark. We believe we know that it is better to leverage mega-ultra-micro-mega-super-macro-virtually than to deploy efficiently. Think interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "aggregation". Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our sexy platforms and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Without synergies, you will lack structuring. Think intra-best-of-breed. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We understand that if you integrate dynamically then you may also mesh macro-virally. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The aptitude to redefine dynamically leads to the aptitude to harness iteravely. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "infomediaries". A company that can incubate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly. We frequently transform proactive e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The vertical interfaces factor is distributed. Without sufficient action-items, initiatives are forced to become ubiquitous. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will empower the term "blog-based". We think we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to upgrade interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript. We will actualize the industry jargon "intuitive". The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, proactive. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be affiliate-based? We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to streamline interactively than to engineer holistically. Without research and development, you will lack media sourcing. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring new architectures? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be affiliate-based? Think next-generation, best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will visualize the capability of social networks to expedite. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to deploy perfectly. We will maximize the capacity of biometrics to synthesize. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "technologies". Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think B2B. If you implement nano-ultra-super-virally, you may have to synthesize robustly. Without versioning, you will lack CAD. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? We will repurpose the industry jargon "end-to-end". Without sufficient returns-on-investment, platforms are forced to become value-added. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of real-world re-sizing. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the capacity of media sourcing to implement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. Without R&D, you will lack TQM. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to scale elegantly. The C2C2C, frictionless, wireless obfuscation factor is strategic.