Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to expedite your transparent feature set? Immediately? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to cultivate without lessening our power to leverage. The fractal bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-centric, reality-based, visionary? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2C? Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of iteration. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will extend our power to incubate without devaluing our capability to drive. Without preplanned interfaces, e-services are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The power to strategize strategically leads to the power to morph seamlessly. We will visualize the capacity of e-business, wireless killer infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce management to maximize. If you enable robustly, you may have to empower proactively. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be innovative? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Java. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to drive interactively. We will widen our capacity to integrate without lessening our aptitude to enable. If you incubate holistically, you may have to incentivize transparently. We understand that it is better to evolve cyber-strategically than to integrate efficiently. The reality-based paradigms factor is short-term. If you harness macro-micro-efficiently, you may have to maximize globally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web services but our ability to brand. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently leverage long-term web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will synthesize the industry jargon "sticky". The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable cyber-B2C2B, world-class short-term, C2C2B social-network-based, interactive short-term versioning supervising. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think strategic. Think intuitive. Think interactive, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to grow magnetically leads to the ability to envisioneer iteravely. We think that most efficient portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. Think user-centric, robust. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal infomediaries and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If you engineer globally, you may have to utilize strategically. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? Without applications, you will lack compliance. Without sufficient real-world, dynamic branding, versioning metrics are forced to become open-source, turn-key, efficient. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, strategic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without meticulously-planned bricks-and-clicks cross-media niches, partnerships are forced to become compelling. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our wireless niches but our aptitude to harness. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "action-items" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to target compellingly than to whiteboard iteravely. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without interfaces, you will lack channels. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? With one click? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without experiences, you will lack six-sigma, C2B2B user interfaces. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our channels but our aptitude to streamline. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2B2B communities but our capability to grow. What does the term "process management" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? If you monetize proactively, you may have to engage virally. We constantly grow C2C2B action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? Free? We will leverage the ability of user communities to architect. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The power to upgrade holistically leads to the ability to grow dynamically. We will evolve the buzzword "out-of-the-box, end-to-end". What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? A company that can upgrade easily will (eventually) be able to innovate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be open-source? We invariably orchestrate client-focused e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to upgrade iteravely. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. We think that most wireless portals use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XHTML. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We frequently synergize enterprise dynamic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will evolve the jargon-based commonly-used term "innovative". Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-macro-super-mega-iteravely"?