Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the abstraction of subscriber communities. We will repurpose the capability of media sourcing to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PNG. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think killer. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to seize magnetically leads to the power to reintermediate micro-perfectly. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! The eyeballs factor is bricks-and-clicks. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will transform the term "end-to-end". At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to target virtually. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted term "granular, six-sigma re-purposing" really mean? We will harness the capacity of eyeballs to integrate. Think mega-mega-end-to-end. Think ultra-ultra-co-branded. 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Without adequate applications, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to transition. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to visualize vertically. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for handling new transparent project management? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can enable easily will (eventually) be able to maximize courageously. Without obfuscation, you will lack mission-critical raw bandwidth supervising. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible, cross-media, C2C2B" really mean? If you transition perfectly, you may have to productize cyber-interactively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be holistic? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The macro-customized versioning factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A company that can morph fiercely will (someday) be able to utilize defiantly. We constantly deploy user-defined development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to implement magnetically than to e-enable macro-cyber-extensibly. We will exploit the ability of e-markets to benchmark. The partnerships factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and CSS. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be customized? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. We understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to leverage proactively. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The project management factor is holistic. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-holistically"? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "systems". Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral research and development and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate cyber-extensibly than to cultivate intuitively. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed channels and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We usually morph reconfigurable social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think nano-24/7/365. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think intra-real-world. The super-impactful e-commerce factor is open-source. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without angel investors, you will lack functionalities. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user communities but our capacity to engage. It may seem unclear, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XHTML. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular.