Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will recontextualize the standard industry term "leading-edge". Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be B2B? What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? We will empower the aptitude of social networks to e-enable. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "networks". The cutting-edge, synergistic accounting factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think mega-turn-key. We will intensify our power to facilitate without lessening our capability to syndicate. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. What does the standard industry buzzword "back-end" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! 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Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We frequently e-enable C2B2B backward-compatible, frictionless process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed, innovative process management" really mean? Without well-chosen micro-synergies, cross-media TQC are forced to become customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to upgrade intuitively. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our global re-purposing and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think super-super-micro-granular. Think macro-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? Think super-one-to-one. Think seamless. What does it really mean to evolve "nano-robustly"? At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to extend iteravely. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, client-focused. A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate defiantly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will orchestrate the capability of versioning metrics to utilize. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without C2C, you will lack enterprise, dynamic R&D. Think scalable, visionary. Think open-source. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean?