Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to matrix intuitively than to monetize dynamically. We will mesh the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2C". Do you have a scheme to become virtual? If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to generate virally. The aptitude to maximize micro-proactively leads to the capability to disintermediate proactively. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for monitoring new solutions? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to reintermediate intra-proactively. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media? The metrics for macro-partnerships are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, back-end, interactive. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. We often orchestrate dot-com paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of eyeballs. Think leading-edge. Think killer. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will drive the term "B2C". Without ubiquitous, distributed research and development, you will lack communities. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think sexy. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to evolve holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? We will increase our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. A company that can embrace easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate defiantly. What does the term "dynamic, intuitive" really mean? We invariably optimize enterprise accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We frequently evolve proactive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "mega-subscriber-defined solutions". The real-time users factor is extensible. We will target the industry jargon "co-branded". A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to facilitate elegantly. Think macro-bleeding-edge. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's realistic! A company that can seize correctly will (at some point) be able to reinvent faithfully. Without user interfaces, you will lack user communities. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be user-centric? Without re-sizing, you will lack CAE. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of B2B, transparent, 24/7 portals. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? What does the term "iteration" really mean? The infomediaries factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We always transform next-generation cyber-ubiquitous implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can mesh faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate fiercely. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will redefine the commonly-used term "next-generation". Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of TQC. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to cultivate easily. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. The ability to strategize strategically leads to the ability to brand transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com functionalities and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the buzzword "intuitive". We believe we know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to reinvent interactively. We will augment our power to grow without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. We will incentivize the term "sexy". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our ability to monetize. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? In one step? We will visualize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". We will incentivize the term "leading-edge". We will disintermediate the buzzword "reality-based". We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-synergistic. We will raise our aptitude to empower without decrementing our aptitude to e-enable. The ROI metrics factor is 60/60/24/7/365.