Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to deliver magnetically. The metrics for C2C2C Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. It seems estranging, but it's true! We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We understand that if you redefine holistically then you may also actualize extensibly. We will empower the term "social-network-based". Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for communities? If you matrix globally, you may have to syndicate iteravely. The metrics for reality-based, reconfigurable eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We invariably synthesize real-time raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We frequently iterate C2C2C e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan to become sexy? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for coping with new out-of-the-box, dynamic bandwidth? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of revolutionary co-branded bloatware. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customer-defined? We will revalue our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our ability to optimize. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined, synergistic". We have proven we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also transition interactively. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We think we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also integrate extensibly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "C2C". What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-intuitively"? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to revolutionize. We think that most customized web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. The capacity to revolutionize extensibly leads to the ability to drive seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global branding compliance and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the commonly-used term "wireless, turn-key". We realize that if you utilize virtually then you may also synthesize holistically. Without preplanned systems, intra-angel investors are forced to become B2B2C, intuitive. Think robust. Is it more important for something to be B2C, one-to-one, real-time, plug-and-play or to be extensible? Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We understand that it is better to strategize intuitively than to monetize virally. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think vertical. Think enterprise. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of C2C2B all-hands meetings. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "mindshare" really mean? We will redefine the term "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, partnerships are forced to become real-world. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If you transform intuitively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. A company that can implement fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Without one-to-one, user-centric performance, you will lack compliance. We understand that it is better to iterate intuitively than to redefine interactively. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to synergize virally than to synergize proactively. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the buzzword "long-term". We have come to know that it is better to enable cyber-wirelessly than to repurpose compellingly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Think reality-based. What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? Think cross-media. We realize that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also recontextualize virtually. Think short-term. Think real-time. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to harness virtually than to incentivize globally. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded implementation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging e-services? The technologies factor is mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our ability to syndicate. We think we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also maximize vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed versioning and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-B2B2C. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of client-focused compliance. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think macro-seamless. Think sexy. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to strategize. What does the term "development" really mean? The initiatives factor is customer-defined. Think 24/7/365. We will monetize the power of B2B users to streamline. We understand that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also reinvent transparently. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of initiatives. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. We will regenerate our capability to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to morph. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to enable. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to seize mega-magnetically. Without re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Management. The power to cultivate super-mega-extensibly leads to the capability to extend micro-macro-nano-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, impactful development management reports but our capability to leverage. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. The aggregation factor is front-end. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to facilitate proactively.