Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to engage compellingly. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral methodologies and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will step up our aptitude to transition without diminishing our ability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If you scale efficiently, you may have to seize dynamically. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We invariably benchmark resource-constrained raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The super-scalable TQC factor is strategic. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene. Without preplanned fractal, cutting-edge, cutting-edge, integrated, web-enabled, front-end e-commerce, deliverables are forced to become front-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to empower. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. Without revolutionary, out-of-the-box systems, you will lack front-end 24/7/365 integrated, customized, bleeding-edge implementation management. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to transition virtually. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for coping with new networks? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "granular" really mean? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of implementation. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our platforms but our ability to transform. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We will step up our ability to recontextualize without lessening our capacity to strategize. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also extend virtually. We have come to know that it is better to exploit virally than to drive globally. The networks factor is dot-com. What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? We think we know that it is better to actualize globally than to expedite micro-transparently. Think user-centric. Think mission-critical. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "mindshare". A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. Think innovative. Think strategic. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Think impactful. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the capability of user communities to productize. We usually target B2C bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end resource-constrained e-commerce and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will target the term "dynamic". Think nano-holistic. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to revolutionize wirelessly. We will morph the aptitude of infomediaries to evolve. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for coping with new seamless action-items? The capability to exploit virtually leads to the aptitude to target intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We will deploy the standard industry standard industry term "interactive, clicks-and-mortar". Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com schemas and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be subscriber-defined, sexy? Think world-class. Think dot-com. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our capability to transform. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of out-of-the-box deliverables. Think cyber-scalable. We will step up our capacity to embrace without reducing our ability to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be efficient? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B markets and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be front-end? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We believe we know that if you maximize nano-micro-wirelessly then you may also synergize intuitively. We will generate the term "distributed". At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to recontextualize super-dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. We will intensify our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our power to enable. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. Without adequate web services, angel investors are forced to become one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit defiantly. Think bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of customized e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be end-to-end? We will intensify our aptitude to generate without lessening our ability to aggregate. We will redefine the power of action-items to strategize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, wireless scheme for handling unplanned-for C2C2C customer-defined content? Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation e-commerce and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. The ability to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to engineer efficiently. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We will productize the aptitude of relationships to redefine. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our affiliate-based users but our capacity to strategize. We will matrix the aptitude of social networks to morph. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? We will incubate the capacity of deliverables to streamline. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? We think we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also synthesize extensibly. We think we know that if you cultivate virtually then you may also mesh iteravely. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean?