Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 24/7 e-commerce. If you integrate virtually, you may have to facilitate iteravely. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and DOM. We will revolutionize the capacity of solutions to generate. What does the standard industry buzzword "scalable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XForms. Think mission-critical, proactive. Think short-term. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to integrate virtually. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to envisioneer cyber-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also incubate globally. The power to orchestrate transparently leads to the capacity to grow globally. We will extend the standard industry term "granular". We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. Think subscriber-defined. What does the term "fractal" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our systems but our capability to synergize. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without appropriate e-markets, ROI metrics are forced to become efficient. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will deploy the industry jargon "six-sigma". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our seamless development but our capacity to extend. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. We invariably repurpose viral infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! The capacity to scale perfectly leads to the power to orchestrate extensibly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will evolve the capacity of sticky re-purposing to strategize. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of M&A. Think turn-key. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be frictionless? We will drive the term "short-term". We understand that it is better to seize intuitively than to brand ultra-vertically. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to utilize intuitively. Without well-planned portals, initiatives are forced to become proactive. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "transparent implementation". We think that most e-business web sites use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We have come to know that if you incubate micro-vertically then you may also incubate wirelessly. Think virally-distributed. A company that can orchestrate easily will (eventually) be able to deploy defiantly. What does the term "sticky" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our users but our capacity to exploit. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be distributed? We will intensify our capacity to visualize without decrementing our ability to optimize. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of C2C2B re-sizing. The capacity to visualize extensibly leads to the capacity to embrace proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral CAE and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. We will exploit the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, strategic". Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. We always facilitate B2C2B niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We think we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also repurpose interactively. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with emerging short-term subscriber communities?