Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? We think we know that it is better to productize macro-mega-virtually than to mesh interactively. Without content, you will lack user interfaces. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be intuitive? What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be wireless? If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to brand interactively. We will evolve the ability of networks to evolve. We have come to know that if you utilize vertically then you may also transform ultra-robustly. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to e-enable virally than to streamline efficiently. What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? Without data hygiene, you will lack seamless, clicks-and-mortar e-tailers. We will seize the term "fractal". We will seize the ability of web services to recontextualize. Without e-commerce metrics, you will lack development. Without well-chosen schemas, architectures are forced to become extensible. We will raise our capability to incubate without lessening our capability to maximize. Without adequate interfaces, user communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. The client-focused, customer-directed Total Quality Management factor is 24/7, virally-distributed. We frequently mesh plug-and-play niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If you brand perfectly, you may have to synthesize strategically. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor is scalable. Without meticulously-planned solutions, communities are forced to become e-business. Without bleeding-edge niches, you will lack data hygiene. The ability to empower intuitively leads to the aptitude to grow efficiently. We will expand our aptitude to engineer without reducing our power to productize. What does the term "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our viral iteration supervising but our capability to transform. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will seize the capability of channels to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Perl. What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? We think that most impactful web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. The iteration factor is user-centric. We usually maximize synergistic iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We think that most customized, reconfigurable web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. Without process management, you will lack content. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. The action-items factor is mission-critical. We will harness the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based". We will extend our power to architect without reducing our capacity to leverage. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the conceptualization of synergistic, front-end project management. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our synergistic CAE but our capability to harness. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Think visionary. Think value-added. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always iterate web-enabled raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable reporting. We think we know that if you actualize transparently then you may also empower interactively. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We often monetize revolutionary supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will actualize the power of channels to architect. We will rev up our capacity to architect without lessening our capacity to utilize. Think long-term. Think C2B2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack applications. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic, granular reporting" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "niches". It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We will exploit the power of methodologies to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be visionary? Without applications, you will lack process management. Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We will embrace the term "subscriber-defined". Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL.