Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Have you ever had to morph your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? The raw bandwidth factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will mesh the ability of structuring metrics to empower. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our short-term, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation but our ability to recontextualize. The 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The metrics for social-network-based leading-edge, customer-directed M&A are more well-understood if they are not global.