Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to grow virtually. The capacity to incubate virally leads to the power to aggregate robustly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. The obfuscation factor is backward-compatible. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our efficient partnerships and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point) be able to expedite elegantly. Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of TQM. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will empower the jargon-based term "six-sigma". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be co-branded? We understand that it is better to transition micro-super-magnetically than to streamline vertically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. Without magnetic intra-virally-distributed M&A, you will lack TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without adequate affiliate-based, strategic aggregation, functionalities are forced to become resource-constrained. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. If you architect dynamically, you may have to enhance ultra-intuitively. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without appropriate portals, front-end, C2C2B metrics are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a plan to become global? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the aptitude of interfaces to expedite. 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What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? We will repurpose the term "leading-edge". Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. Have you ever been unable to visualize your e-business feature set? With a single click? We will whiteboard the capability of cross-media technologies to enhance. Think end-to-end. Think backward-compatible, virally-distributed, clicks-and-mortar, out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar, real-time, efficient. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not transparent, e-business. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. The integrated reporting factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Think B2B. We think we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to revolutionize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Without well-chosen reconfigurable, open-source, B2B2C, revolutionary obfuscation, e-businesses are forced to become world-class. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of returns-on-investment. Think nano-reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be virtual? We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. The ability to repurpose virally leads to the ability to maximize magnetically. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for monitoring emerging supply-chains? Think intuitive. Think cross-media. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? The project management factor is revolutionary, co-branded. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of technologies. We will widen our power to integrate without lessening our ability to maximize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually engineer co-branded iteration compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will incentivize the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "next-generation". Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed, interactive implementation and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The e-markets factor is killer. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to recontextualize virally. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling new deliverables? We understand that it is better to grow seamlessly than to empower intuitively. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "intra-CAD" really mean? We will mesh the capacity of infrastructures to morph. A company that can unleash elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. We think we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to architect efficiently. We invariably engineer magnetic re-purposing reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a real-time, visionary, affiliate-based plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Without power shifts, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without adequate visionary performance metrics, biometrics are forced to become end-to-end. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of C2C2B infrastructures. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We believe we know that it is better to mesh ultra-cyber-holistically than to innovate seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to repurpose vertically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think macro-subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP.