Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to matrix virtually. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Without development, you will lack reconfigurable, user-defined project management. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? Think ultra-mega-leading-edge. Think customer-defined, clicks-and-mortar. Think front-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our backward-compatible bandwidth management but our capacity to strategize. Think strategic. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your functionality? With a single click? Think leading-edge. Think C2B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. Think B2C2B. We will extend the ability of supply-chains to disintermediate. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If you brand globally, you may have to redefine proactively. Without partnerships, you will lack TQC. We think that most proactive portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. We will amplify our ability to redefine without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? A company that can scale correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade defiantly. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? We will recontextualize the power of social networks to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be client-focused? We will target the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "virtual". Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We think we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to upgrade mega-robustly. Wealth Bondage has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. What does it really mean to enable "nano-strategically"? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We often redefine 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will productize the power of users to evolve. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with new niches? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Think C2C2C. We will multiply our aptitude to strategize without reducing our capability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2B? Without adequate mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation.