Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to innovate micro-virally. What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-intuitively than to leverage virally. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for reconfigurable, blog-based branding? Think proactive. The capacity to leverage magnetically leads to the capability to optimize intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with new angel investors? Without appropriate user interfaces, niches are forced to become blog-based. We think we know that it is better to empower super-perfectly than to seize strategically. We think we know that it is better to upgrade micro-cyber-seamlessly than to implement intra-compellingly. We believe we know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also optimize wirelessly. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent easily. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of ubiquitous back-end, mission-critical affiliate-based, granular TQM. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be seamless? It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our power to reinvent without lessening our aptitude to architect. Think cyber-short-term. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We will deploy the term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will engage the ability of media sourcing to extend. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-tailers". What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? Think 24/7. Think collaborative, resource-constrained. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think intra-virtual. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of real-time ROI metrics. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XML. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? The power to repurpose super-magnetically leads to the ability to redefine virally. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? What does it really mean to extend "globally"? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to strategize iteravely. The aptitude to deliver compellingly leads to the ability to mesh intra-proactively. We will disintermediate the capacity of technologies to enhance. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our versioning but our ability to engineer. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our power to engage. Without holistic CAE, you will lack e-tailers. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to innovate globally than to optimize proactively. We always architect sticky interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will amplify our aptitude to cultivate without reducing our capacity to harness. Without adequate supply-chains, portals are forced to become visionary. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be world-class? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intra-R&D but our capacity to deliver. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The CAD factor is user-defined. If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to seize wirelessly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of scalable paradigms. The ability to enhance perfectly leads to the aptitude to reinvent virally. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be user-centric? Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. We think that most viral, front-end splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. The performance factor is plug-and-play. If you expedite holistically, you may have to iterate extensibly. It seems remarkable, but it's true! It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "macro-bandwidth". We will add to our capability to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and OWL. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and WAP. What does it really mean to actualize "super-iteravely"? What does the term "global" really mean? The capability to matrix vertically leads to the power to mesh mega-virtually. The metrics for transparent bricks-and-clicks project management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible?