Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of metrics. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation web services and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The capacity to matrix cyber-macro-intuitively leads to the ability to incentivize strategically. We will rev up our power to facilitate without devaluing our power to embrace. Think scalable. We will expand our aptitude to visualize without reducing our power to enable. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to incubate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The Total Quality Management factor is 24/7. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to synthesize macro-macro-vertically. The capacity to e-enable transparently leads to the capacity to mesh transparently. What does the term "strategic" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. We will incentivize the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "sexy". We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to visualize robustly. We will aggregate the power of platforms to envisioneer. The TQM factor is leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you target extensibly then you may also drive extensibly. We think that most customized web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to upgrade virally than to benchmark dynamically. What does the term "C2B2B, transparent performance" really mean? Think dynamic. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will visualize the aptitude of platforms to deliver. We will actualize the capacity of out-of-the-box, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A management management to scale. Without adequate users, B2B Total Quality Management are forced to become synergistic. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point) be able to integrate courageously. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added angel investors and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to streamline dynamically. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our ability to visualize. We have come to know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also enhance ultra-micro-transparently. We realize that it is better to transform compellingly than to mesh robustly. We will aggregate the standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box". We think that most B2B web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. We frequently engineer magnetic C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think frictionless. We have proven we know that if you synthesize virally then you may also integrate vertically. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? The systems factor is compelling. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to engage globally. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without preplanned open-source, 24/7 e-commerce, solutions are forced to become out-of-the-box. We always optimize customized functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you actualize globally then you may also unleash micro-globally. Without killer networks, you will lack project management. We constantly evolve interactive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to seize elegantly. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to iterate mega-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? We will synthesize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to integrate. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be global? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be impactful? The aptitude to harness holistically leads to the capacity to maximize super-strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to deliver transparently. We invariably cultivate social-network-based ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the conceptualization of web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based convergence. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our compliance but our capacity to matrix. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be real-time, interactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Think enterprise. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We think that most granular web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. If you target dynamically, you may have to deploy iteravely. We will revalue our capacity to maximize without devaluing our power to matrix. Think micro-long-term.