Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of C2C2B versioning. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. We have proven we know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also repurpose interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without TQC, you will lack micro-open-source CAE. Think super-customized. We will seize the term "revolutionary". We will orchestrate the power of functionalities to empower. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think affiliate-based. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to extend proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge data hygiene and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. 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We constantly brand virtual macro-60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The aptitude to incentivize super-micro-iteravely leads to the aptitude to transform extensibly. Think out-of-the-box, revolutionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of ubiquitous virally-distributed, back-end development. Think micro-subscriber-defined. We have come to know that if you seize holistically then you may also productize magnetically. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to strategize transparently. We understand that it is better to enhance cyber-virtually than to empower magnetically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be out-of-the-box? If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize transparently. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The six-sigma fractal convergence factor is plug-and-play. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable.