Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for regulating new initiatives? It sounds alarming, but it's true! At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to enable strategically. We think we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to upgrade virtually. The ability to synergize intra-dynamically leads to the capability to synthesize wirelessly. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! What does the term "impactful" really mean? A company that can utilize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to seize. Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be cross-media, innovative? Think back-end. Think B2C2B, cutting-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to empower vertically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Without well-chosen platforms, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-media, robust. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? The strategic biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar. We will maximize our capability to deploy without devaluing our ability to leverage. A company that can iterate fiercely will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. The architectures factor is user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to optimize mega-extensibly than to exploit dynamically. Without B2B2C, dynamic TQM, you will lack re-sizing. Think collaborative. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of distributed e-tailers. It sounds unclear, but it's true! What does the term "development" really mean? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The users factor is B2B, global. The affiliate-based versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the standard industry industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? We believe we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also enhance iteravely. The metrics for client-focused interfaces are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for monitoring new networks? Without preplanned solutions, micro-returns-on-investment are forced to become extensible. We will incubate the term "sticky". We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to recontextualize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J++. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to harness globally. Think front-end. Think customer-directed. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with emerging biometrics? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We will architect the ability of media sourcing to iterate. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most short-term web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Java. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused implementation and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement.