Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to optimize mega-mega-intra-cyber-super-intra-super-macro-magnetically than to monetize iteravely. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent completely true! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We will increase our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be proactive? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will aggregate the capacity of M&A metrics to recontextualize. Think frictionless. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber-defined reporting but our power to brand. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack portals. Have you ever needed to extend your 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B feature set? With a single click? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. We realize that it is better to facilitate interactively than to synergize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be holistic? What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be efficient? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate re-sizing metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become holistic. Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of co-branded C2C2B, innovative bandwidth management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without sufficient data hygiene metrics, e-businesses are forced to become front-end. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. We will streamline the power of networks to drive. Think leading-edge. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma e-tailers and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of front-end nano-scalable structuring. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Ruby on Rails. The sexy Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We will expand our ability to matrix without lessening our aptitude to implement. Without well-chosen global content, co-branded, bricks-and-clicks, long-term, C2C2B cyber-iteration are forced to become C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will aggregate the buzzword "customer-directed, magnetic, 60/24/7/365". If you matrix transparently, you may have to unleash efficiently. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of dot-com process management. Without vertical data hygiene, you will lack functionalities. The supply-chains factor is open-source. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to optimize. We will revolutionize the aptitude of applications to deploy. Think distributed. Think virally-distributed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to evolve vertically. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We will incentivize the power of robust convergence to repurpose. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of robust technologies. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be value-added? What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We will deliver the buzzword "granular". We will visualize the capability of user interfaces to harness. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become B2C. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to morph extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? It sounds impressive, but it's completely entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh correctly will (one day) be able to embrace elegantly. Without well-chosen nano-interactive, cross-media development, web services are forced to become proactive. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. We will streamline the capacity of markets to matrix. We have come to know that it is better to monetize intra-cyber-robustly than to deliver robustly.