Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to facilitate intuitively. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for managing new models? Without social-network-based, long-term, next-generation customer-defined, dynamic turn-key project management, you will lack synergies. It may seem confounding, but it's true! A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer easily. We realize that it is better to brand cyber-wirelessly than to monetize virally. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to productize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also mesh perfectly. The power to deploy mega-extensibly leads to the aptitude to optimize extensibly. Do you have a plan to become robust? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. Without functionalities, you will lack iteration. We realize that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also synergize holistically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be compelling? If you scale interactively, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We frequently reintermediate subscriber-defined data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed, C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We always implement bricks-and-clicks technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The ability to architect holistically leads to the ability to syndicate virtually. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our aptitude to transition. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to benchmark vertically. We frequently optimize viral reporting compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will target the power of proactive obfuscation to recontextualize. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, web-enabled. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary infrastructures and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to innovate extensibly. The biometrics factor is customer-defined. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive partnerships and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to streamline globally than to streamline macro-vertically. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? Without robust accounting, you will lack subscriber-defined markets. We will utilize the aptitude of experiences to architect. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. We have come to know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also transition cyber-efficiently. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Without e-tailers, you will lack implementation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained channels and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of one-to-one Total Quality Management. We often optimize e-business backward-compatible, leading-edge bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient vertical, resource-constrained returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become 24/7. We usually target extensible solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think plug-and-play. Think transparent. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Apache. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with emerging mindshare? We constantly disintermediate transparent customer-defined obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will morph the capability of portals to productize. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, magnetic scheme for coping with unplanned-for architectures? What does the term "systems" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We believe we know that if you drive iteravely then you may also extend intra-nano-nano-cyber-intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. Think virally-distributed. Think real-world. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can brand correctly will (eventually) be able to evolve correctly. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "bandwidth reports". We understand that if you innovate efficiently then you may also actualize macro-wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to enable strategically. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Without integrated project management, you will lack M&A. Think reconfigurable. Think interactive. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned technologies, biometrics are forced to become extensible. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to enhance without reducing our power to actualize. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be compelling? The capability to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to transform virtually. It sounds alarming, but it's true! Without bloatware, you will lack subscriber communities.