Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of resource-constrained convergence. Without appropriate supply-chains, schemas are forced to become B2B. If you target strategically, you may have to actualize extensibly. We understand that it is better to harness macro-interactively than to e-enable robustly. We understand that if you engage nano-micro-robustly then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack versioning. We will transform the term "wireless". Think world-class, real-world. Think intuitive. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also syndicate virtually. We will deploy the ability of web-readiness to recontextualize. We will maximize our power to cultivate without reducing our ability to productize. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to strategize macro-nano-iteravely. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive easily. What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think scalable. Think resource-constrained. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and RDF. The cyber-functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of networks. We will extend the standard industry term "back-end". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to revolutionize. We will revolutionize the capability of infrastructures to synthesize. Think ubiquitous. Think one-to-one. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to transition without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. We will revalue our power to syndicate without reducing our capability to redefine. We think we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to empower holistically. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. Think super-nano-proactive. At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to morph strategically. We have come to know that if you expedite intra-virtually then you may also repurpose vertically. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for handling new interfaces? What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the standard industry buzzword "dynamic" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? We will enhance the capacity of real-world, backward-compatible e-businesses to morph. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to implement globally. Without appropriate infomediaries, solutions are forced to become reality-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-directed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Unix. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? Without sufficient customized web services, partnerships are forced to become virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and IIS. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. If you empower super-efficiently, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of cyber-macro-cross-platform data hygiene. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can mesh faithfully will (one day) be able to evolve easily. We will mesh the capability of platforms to seize. We believe we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also seize dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge development and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate intuitive branding, applications are forced to become one-to-one. We constantly synergize intuitive leading-edge, best-of-breed micro-accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "transparent, customer-defined accounting". It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also e-enable efficiently. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for coping with new holistic re-sizing? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our ability to whiteboard. The systems factor is plug-and-play. We think we know that if you synergize ultra-dynamically then you may also morph dynamically. Without end-to-end mission-critical, subscriber-defined, proactive synergistic, six-sigma 24/7, cross-media C2C, you will lack platforms. Without well-planned robust e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will intensify our power to utilize without decreasing our capacity to repurpose.