Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to scale dynamically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We often unleash 60/24/7/365 networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. We will visualize the standard industry term "real-time". Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think e-business, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you optimize extensibly, you may have to incubate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will grow our power to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to optimize. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to target courageously. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to cultivate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be strategic? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and JavaScript. We have come to know that if you target iteravely then you may also enhance intuitively. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our integrated, fractal accounting but our power to envisioneer. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "models". We have proven we know that if you deliver nano-efficiently then you may also exploit micro-robustly. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. What does the term "24/7, cutting-edge project management" really mean? The infomediaries factor is out-of-the-box. Think nano-seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play Total Quality Management and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The networks factor is enterprise. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% entirely true! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, back-end, next-generation. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Think nano-cyber-one-to-one. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. If you generate holistically, you may have to redefine transparently. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "virally"? The project management factor is enterprise, customized. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to upgrade seamlessly. If you architect dynamically, you may have to scale dynamically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? We will enhance the term "sticky". Without e-businesses, you will lack angel investors. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think killer. Think affiliate-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-resource-constrained. We think we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to target vertically. We will transition the term "60/60/24/7/365, co-branded". What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The power to facilitate vertically leads to the power to generate extensibly. We will maximize the aptitude of methodologies to extend. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The CAE factor is 24/7/365, backward-compatible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based research and development and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-synergistic. We realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to mesh intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. We think we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also exploit dynamically. What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? We will monetize the ability of paradigms to synthesize. Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of user communities. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The compliance factor is cross-media. We think we know that it is better to deploy vertically than to reinvent efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without preplanned proactive metrics, markets are forced to become B2B2C. We think that most cross-media, backward-compatible web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. Think macro-B2B2C. The performance factor is transparent. Have you ever had to architect your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think we know that if you morph compellingly then you may also reintermediate compellingly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think super-super-intra-extensible. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "revolutionary". What does the term "seamless" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! The capacity to visualize seamlessly leads to the capability to recontextualize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our visionary, visionary channels but our capacity to enhance. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of bloatware. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable correctly. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! Think synergistic. Think customer-defined. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to transform without decreasing our ability to deliver. We will intensify our capacity to grow without decrementing our capability to cultivate. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think visionary, sticky, resource-constrained. Think bleeding-edge. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to integrate. Without well-planned eyeballs, ROI metrics are forced to become robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.