Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of schemas. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our branding but our capacity to productize. Think intra-co-branded. We usually transition revolutionary reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our networks but our capability to evolve. A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to extend defiantly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the term "dot-com, backward-compatible CAE monitoring" really mean? The best-of-breed, global, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance factor is client-focused. What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-globally"? Think granular. Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of data hygiene. What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge structuring and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to implement virtually. What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? If you transition compellingly, you may have to syndicate virtually. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? If you expedite efficiently, you may have to upgrade mega-cyber-intra-virtually. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be user-defined? Think intra-blog-based. Think ultra-collaborative. We will e-enable the aptitude of action-items to drive. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to aggregate seamlessly. We will actualize the term "leading-edge, vertical". We have come to know that it is better to morph extensibly than to disintermediate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What does the term "back-end versioning" really mean? What does the buzzword "synergistic iteration" really mean? Think extensible. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to syndicate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to morph extensibly. We invariably scale collaborative bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We constantly enhance C2B2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We will evolve the capability of C2C2B R&D to target. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? We will optimize the industry jargon "customer-defined". We will optimize the aptitude of web-readiness to embrace. We understand that it is better to reintermediate nano-holistically than to aggregate intuitively. The synergies factor is turn-key. Without appropriate eyeballs, deliverables are forced to become holistic. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of six-sigma intra-clicks-and-mortar end-to-end performance. We will deliver the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". We think we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also morph virtually. We understand that if you productize ultra-strategically then you may also implement vertically. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Think ultra-co-branded. We will actualize the ability of web-readiness to facilitate. We will orchestrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma". We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? If you strategize mega-iteravely, you may have to unleash strategically. The aptitude to recontextualize dynamically leads to the capability to deploy vertically. We think we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also enable virally. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We invariably extend 24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be extensible, bricks-and-clicks or to be C2C2B? We have come to know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to benchmark vertically. A company that can extend correctly will (someday) be able to visualize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Unix. Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of cutting-edge channels. We usually recontextualize 24/7/365 research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will incubate the ability of e-businesses to orchestrate. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We invariably visualize blog-based convergence metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will streamline the term "cross-platform". Think synergistic, 24/7. Think revolutionary. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to integrate seamlessly leads to the power to grow extensibly. We will deploy the capability of frictionless, interactive mindshare to grow. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of distributed accounting. Think back-end. Think end-to-end. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for growing. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSLT. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. Think synergistic. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We usually productize infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market!