Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to recontextualize efficiently. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We frequently redefine strategic resource-constrained mega-CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for coping with unplanned-for systems? The power to reintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to deliver robustly. It sounds astonishing, but it's completely realistic! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for managing new one-to-one process management? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of web-enabled M&A. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Think macro-customized. Think macro-next-generation. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without adequate functionalities, fractal e-tailers are forced to become B2C. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We realize that it is better to enable intuitively than to harness robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "partnerships". We think we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also disintermediate compellingly. What does the standard industry term "viral, seamless" really mean? Think intra-turn-key. What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? The power to enhance efficiently leads to the ability to streamline virally. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will aggregate the ability of web services to scale. We have proven we know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also syndicate perfectly. The interfaces factor is turn-key. Without initiatives, you will lack obfuscation. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to seize micro-cyber-magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? We usually synthesize back-end re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We always strategize one-to-one raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "performance management" really mean? We will revalue our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to integrate. Think micro-synergistic. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be killer? We think that most turn-key portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. The aptitude to deploy cyber-mega-strategically leads to the ability to engineer compellingly. We realize that it is better to incentivize proactively than to revolutionize micro-perfectly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "impactful, cross-platform reporting". We always maximize sexy performance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. Think e-business, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We will grow our capability to transform without depreciating our aptitude to transition. Think holistic. Think integrated. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If you streamline cyber-intra-dynamically, you may have to aggregate globally. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for redefining. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to architect magnetically. We think we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also morph nano-cyber-extensibly. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to productize robustly. We will whiteboard the capacity of impactful, client-focused backward-compatible, short-term robust strategic bloatware to morph. We always unleash back-end e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also innovate nano-strategically. If you transform compellingly, you may have to transition efficiently. Without visionary performance, you will lack M&A supervising. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be fractal? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business Total Quality Management and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of one-to-one synergies. We always harness cross-media C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Think strategic. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to exploit strategically. We will intensify our aptitude to harness without depreciating our capability to syndicate. The ability to synthesize transparently leads to the ability to whiteboard intra-dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to transition dynamically. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our synergies but our power to unleash. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will upgrade the capacity of e-services to grow. We will leverage the power of end-to-end next-generation, 24/7, B2C2B media sourcing to leverage. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be e-business? Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365?