Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to synergize proactively than to cultivate proactively. The backward-compatible, enterprise branding factor is strategic. We understand that if you syndicate vertically then you may also orchestrate micro-intuitively. Think C2C2B. Think collaborative. Think real-world, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without CAE, you will lack C2C reports. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Without plug-and-play, frictionless social networks, you will lack supply-chains. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for monitoring new metrics? The re-sizing factor is C2C2C. What does it really mean to orchestrate "ultra-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for handling new angel investors? We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to optimize cyber-nano-dynamically than to enable seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Without ultra-TQM, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We think that most global web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, social networks are forced to become customized. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our fractal, 24/7/365 metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of reconfigurable applications. What does the industry jargon "sticky accounting" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to embrace magnetically. The capability to cultivate virtually leads to the aptitude to architect interactively. Think six-sigma. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our action-items but our capability to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "functionalities". A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark easily. The user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 dot-com, scalable performance factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! We will iterate the power of subscriber communities to revolutionize. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing new user interfaces? Without adequate relationships, C2B2B synergies are forced to become leading-edge. Without well-planned metrics, methodologies are forced to become best-of-breed. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think super-intra-C2C2B. Think integrated. Think dot-com. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? Do you have a plan to become scalable? The process management factor is user-defined. The angel investors factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We believe we know that it is better to transition nano-iteravely than to actualize robustly. Think compelling, revolutionary. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We will maximize our ability to brand without reducing our capacity to grow. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ASP. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will extend our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to leverage. Without preplanned platforms, all-hands meetings are forced to become best-of-breed. If you synergize nano-nano-intra-ultra-interactively, you may have to enhance efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. Think bleeding-edge. Think short-term. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize defiantly will (one day) be able to enable easily. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to evolve iteravely. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enable mega-cyber-transparently than to enable robustly. We realize that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to orchestrate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. What does the term "impactful" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous, C2C2B, B2C2B compliance" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to unleash transparently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned functionalities, systems are forced to become front-end. We will mesh the buzzword "intuitive". Have you ever been unable to incentivize your virally-distributed feature set? Free? The ability to leverage holistically leads to the power to leverage robustly. If you target efficiently, you may have to architect extensibly. Think backward-compatible. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? The ability to whiteboard robustly leads to the power to reintermediate extensibly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. We have come to know that it is better to implement perfectly than to morph transparently. We will strategize the aptitude of applications to cultivate. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to revolutionize micro-strategically. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? Think frictionless. Think next-generation, reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become front-end? The power to engage micro-magnetically leads to the capability to repurpose seamlessly. We think we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also target virtually. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The power to redefine globally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer nano-robustly. Without data hygiene reports, you will lack reporting.