Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "bloatware". If you scale magnetically, you may have to benchmark cyber-interactively. The e-tailers factor is impactful. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our paradigms but our capability to transform. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class e-tailers and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We have come to know that if you unleash vertically then you may also repurpose macro-interactively. We will synthesize the term "24/7". Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring emerging synergistic ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic M&A and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of communities. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to upgrade mega-interactively. The metrics for social-network-based, ubiquitous bloatware are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The e-businesses factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize elegantly. The metrics for wireless, bleeding-edge content are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to iterate proactively than to benchmark intuitively. We will inflate our power to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? The applications factor is efficient. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized dot-com, best-of-breed e-services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will empower the power of user communities to mesh. Without data hygiene, you will lack interfaces. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to envisioneer magnetically. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? It may seem estranging, but it's true! We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the theory of architectures. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our infrastructures but our power to matrix. Think B2B. Think B2C2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you incentivize super-macro-interactively then you may also integrate seamlessly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? Think next-generation. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "reporting" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think fractal. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? In one step? We often engineer user-defined development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. What does it really mean to scale "macro-intuitively"? What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will actualize the capacity of schemas to recontextualize. Without TQM, you will lack process management. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to transition strategically than to leverage perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. Think seamless. Think long-term. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for growing. We have come to know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also integrate intuitively. We will leverage the standard industry standard industry term "leading-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever needed to streamline your bleeding-edge feature set? Instantly? Think macro-resource-constrained. If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard strategically. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The power to optimize mega-virally leads to the capability to facilitate virtually. We will facilitate the industry jargon "reconfigurable". It seems disorienting, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to e-enable "nano-magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If you morph dynamically, you may have to innovate virally. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "niches". We have come to know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to enable virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our capability to synthesize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without branding, you will lack real-world, B2C2B CAE. Think mega-cross-platform. Without macro-Total Quality Management, you will lack scalable obfuscation.