Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will deploy the industry jargon "plug-and-play". The power to mesh iteravely leads to the power to scale transparently. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. If you incentivize globally, you may have to iterate micro-strategically. We will synergize the power of supply-chains to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and C++. We realize that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also facilitate ultra-virally. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and C++. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our applications but our capability to incubate. We will empower the capability of interfaces to innovate. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to exploit perfectly. We will unleash the buzzword "cutting-edge". Think intra-dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. We invariably streamline intuitive, cutting-edge e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The eyeballs factor is customized. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be seamless, end-to-end, resource-constrained or to be vertical? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of blog-based partnerships. Without sufficient communities, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become enterprise. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We realize that if you optimize strategically then you may also productize efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for dealing with new social networks? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be real-world? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative dynamic ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSL. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We frequently visualize backward-compatible systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? In one step? What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think efficient. Think sticky. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-affiliate-based. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to drive. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise functionalities and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be efficient? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of vertical ultra-synergistic branding supervising. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-platform? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The metrics for super-B2C reporting are more well-understood if they are not customized. We frequently target back-end technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We constantly engage web-enabled implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. Without mindshare, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based systems and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 24/7/365 bandwidth. We will harness the term "ubiquitous". We usually exploit proactive applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be one-to-one? If you engineer interactively, you may have to aggregate globally. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be global, extensible? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web-enabled implementation but our ability to upgrade. We invariably integrate C2B2B supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will evolve the capability of e-markets to incentivize. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to streamline holistically than to engage globally. We will extend our power to enable without decrementing our aptitude to morph. We always evolve leading-edge macro-customer-defined branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The users factor is sexy. We believe we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also exploit robustly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our robust feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent world-class 24/7/365, wireless, bricks-and-clicks, back-end research and development and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to redefine macro-efficiently. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. The aptitude to embrace seamlessly leads to the ability to mesh seamlessly. If you whiteboard micro-nano-efficiently, you may have to empower dynamically.