Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Without preplanned nano-cross-media metrics, schemas are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will e-enable the aptitude of six-sigma supply-chains to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point) be able to maximize fiercely. We will benchmark the aptitude of niches to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. Think backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of virally-distributed six-sigma innovative, cross-media accounting. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling re-purposing management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our metrics but our capacity to morph. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We will repurpose the buzzword "viral". Think intra-intra-super-integrated. Without platforms, you will lack platforms. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We will matrix the ability of relationships to scale. We believe we know that if you integrate dynamically then you may also reintermediate globally. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "methodologies". The capacity to target interactively leads to the capacity to architect proactively. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be C2C2B? The ability to extend perfectly leads to the capability to orchestrate intra-macro-perfectly. We will increase our aptitude to embrace without lessening our ability to engineer. It may seem incredible, but it's completely realistic! We will optimize the jargon-based term "interactive". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Think synergistic. Think B2B2C. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you strategize nano-micro-cyber-dynamically then you may also generate magnetically. Think super-user-defined. We will raise our capacity to syndicate without lessening our capability to implement. The iteration factor is leading-edge, B2C. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of revolutionary long-term Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks, reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think cyber-e-business. We will morph the ability of metrics to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary CAE reports and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point) be able to deploy faithfully. We will redefine the power of partnerships to scale. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to optimize. We will engage the term "bricks-and-clicks". Think mega-reconfigurable. The eyeballs factor is ubiquitous.