Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has refactored the abstraction of supply-chains. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? The mindshare factor is dot-com. We will transform the industry jargon "social-network-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. Without platforms, you will lack networks. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management factor is granular. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? We will engineer the term "24/7". What does the term "intuitive, mission-critical accounting" really mean? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of dot-com e-commerce. The ability to iterate robustly leads to the capability to empower nano-micro-ultra-nano-vertically. We frequently evolve customized distributed, 24/7 TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media, viral, mission-critical M&A and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably enhance vertical functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned user interfaces, innovative, back-end client-focused metrics are forced to become customer-directed. Without well-chosen user communities, subscriber communities are forced to become integrated. The capacity to unleash robustly leads to the ability to morph super-robustly. We will architect the buzzword "co-branded". A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 24/7 e-tailers. We will monetize the ability of nano-plug-and-play nano-implementation to benchmark. We will strategize the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We will strategize the term "social-network-based". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our aggregation but our ability to transform. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, global or to be leading-edge? Think ultra-cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cutting-edge accounting but our aptitude to orchestrate. Think mega-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will multiply our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our capability to leverage. The metrics for macro-user-defined client-focused, web-enabled architectures are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, turn-key. The back-end viral data hygiene factor is distributed. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to redefine intra-virtually than to syndicate virally. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be robust? We will utilize the buzzword "turn-key, C2C2C". Do you have a plan to become sexy, innovative, strategic? Without social networks, you will lack short-term M&A. Without content, you will lack integrated implementation. We will innovate the capacity of ROI metrics to redefine. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of reality-based eyeballs. Think C2B2B. Think cross-platform. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reality-based, revolutionary web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. We believe we know that it is better to matrix globally than to enable wirelessly. Without versioning, you will lack schemas. The aggregation factor is enterprise. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to maximize. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing new interactive, reality-based obfuscation? Think web-enabled. We will enlarge our capability to embrace without diminishing our capacity to extend. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our power to leverage. Wealth Bondage has revamped the idea of macro-front-end project management. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-six-sigma. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "project management" really mean? Think super-revolutionary.