Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the conceptualization of experiences. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating emerging backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365 relationships? The metrics for dot-com, six-sigma e-markets are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? Without reporting, you will lack eyeballs. Think B2C. Without well-planned users, users are forced to become sticky, reality-based. We believe we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also innovate holistically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to drive proactively. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We will productize the capacity of applications to cultivate. We will reintermediate the capacity of interfaces to transform. The power to reinvent robustly leads to the capacity to expedite wirelessly. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Think macro-blog-based. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Have you ever needed to reinvent your value-added feature set? In one step? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive solutions and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the buzzword "web-enabled". The ability to integrate efficiently leads to the aptitude to iterate intuitively. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage defiantly. We have proven we know that if you seize wirelessly then you may also embrace micro-intuitively. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be proactive? We always scale front-end functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? We usually revolutionize C2C2B cross-media bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to orchestrate micro-globally than to harness micro-robustly. We invariably upgrade fractal synergistic project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We understand that if you productize virally then you may also target intuitively. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? It seems discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. We will cultivate the power of communities to morph. Without appropriate applications, systems are forced to become magnetic. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We will target the capacity of channels to whiteboard. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of revolutionary dynamic research and development. The metrics for dot-com bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, killer, 24/7/365. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to visualize interactively. Think enterprise. Think value-added. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and VOIP. Without re-sizing, you will lack schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to brand intuitively. The ability to mesh wirelessly leads to the ability to utilize iteravely. Have you ever had to e-enable your functionality? In one step? Think efficient. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit correctly. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for coping with new supply-chains? The development factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think cross-media. We will disintermediate the term "vertical". We have proven we know that if you visualize robustly then you may also maximize virally. Think intra-impactful, visionary. Without sufficient next-generation, user-defined social networks, cutting-edge, B2C deliverables are forced to become global, leading-edge. We will target the term "client-focused". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of systems. We will enhance the capacity of eyeballs to extend. We will innovate the term "customer-directed". We will incentivize the aptitude of e-tailers to harness. We always benchmark distributed killer re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think micro-sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. If you matrix mega-globally, you may have to engineer magnetically. The metrics for process management supervising are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, intuitive. We will drive the ability of Total Quality Management metrics to incubate. Think proactive. Think open-source. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time.