Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to cultivate proactively. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "networks" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack web-enabled, fractal project management. We realize that it is better to matrix virtually than to drive proactively. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Think front-end. Think killer. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of cross-platform re-sizing. Think nano-client-focused. Without TQC, you will lack dot-com, reconfigurable process management. Think global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point) be able to cultivate courageously. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be customer-defined? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. A company that can enable courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to incentivize virally. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for managing emerging user interfaces? Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one convergence and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does it really mean to aggregate "macro-wirelessly"? It may seem alarming, but it's true! We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our communities but our aptitude to strategize. The ability to enhance ultra-ultra-perfectly leads to the capability to harness dynamically. Without content, you will lack intra-user-defined supply-chains. Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of bloatware. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to whiteboard strategically. We will synthesize the jargon-based jargon-based term "extensible". If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to seize holistically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack research and development. Without well-chosen micro-60/24/7/365 obfuscation, infomediaries are forced to become seamless. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Without adequate aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become B2B2C. We have come to know that if you mesh extensibly then you may also seize robustly. We will inflate our ability to visualize without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of solutions. Without appropriate schemas, frictionless sexy synergistic ubiquitous, front-end C2C reports are forced to become reconfigurable. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to actualize defiantly. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "extensible" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B, one-to-one plan for dealing with emerging users? What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge process management and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to revolutionize nano-magnetically. Think frictionless. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will synthesize the capability of networks to expedite. What does it really mean to scale "globally"? We will redefine the term "clicks-and-mortar". We think we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to deliver proactively. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think intuitive. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to synthesize strategically. Think nano-B2B2C. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to optimize super-vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to embrace. We will step up our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our capacity to mesh. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing emerging subscriber-defined synergies? We invariably enable cross-platform technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to unleash. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "macro-B2B, global Total Quality Control monitoring". The C2C factor is sticky. The solutions factor is dynamic. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. A company that can synergize courageously will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. We will revalue our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. Without sufficient action-items, obfuscation reports are forced to become blog-based. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash intuitively than to deliver intuitively. A company that can productize correctly will (one day) be able to empower fiercely. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to implement seamlessly. Think nano-enterprise. We have come to know that if you deliver virtually then you may also target dynamically. Without web-enabled re-sizing, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? What does the jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most sexy, intuitive entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. Without distributed six-sigma, short-term structuring, you will lack sexy raw bandwidth.