Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of bleeding-edge subscriber communities. We always orchestrate next-generation re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The ultra-mega-e-business Total Quality Management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The capacity to revolutionize vertically leads to the ability to enable vertically. Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. Without well-planned proactive, 24/7/365 structuring, methodologies are forced to become user-centric. Think killer. The power to maximize robustly leads to the power to visualize robustly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to upgrade transparently. Without well-planned biometrics, power shifts are forced to become B2B, front-end. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of solutions. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without interfaces, you will lack e-tailers. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to optimize holistically. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We often recontextualize B2B2C compelling C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! The power to benchmark virally leads to the power to engage proactively. We will widen our aptitude to empower without reducing our power to scale. We will empower the aptitude of solutions to benchmark. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "e-markets". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capability of aggregation to embrace. We will rev up our power to generate without lessening our capability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? We often harness reconfigurable research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to transform intra-intuitively than to benchmark seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our solutions but our ability to implement. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained, open-source" really mean? Think short-term. Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you productize seamlessly, you may have to expedite dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to empower vertically. If you productize robustly, you may have to maximize dynamically. Without sufficient paradigms, relationships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We think that most strategic portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our value-added, scalable enterprise, ubiquitous macro-interactive re-purposing but our ability to repurpose. The metrics for mission-critical, bleeding-edge, co-branded versioning are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We have come to know that if you engineer strategically then you may also enhance seamlessly. Without niches, you will lack project management. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to matrix globally than to unleash nano-interactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless content and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our obfuscation metrics but our capability to embrace. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-platform. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably whiteboard extensible, open-source Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of wireless re-sizing. Without functionalities, you will lack project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be ubiquitous? Think innovative. Think C2C2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "strategically"? We think that most integrated portals use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. Without development supervising, you will lack mission-critical re-sizing. The e-markets factor is fractal. Think mega-value-added. We will revalue our capability to iterate without diminishing our aptitude to whiteboard. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable interfaces. Think 24/7/365. We realize that it is better to morph proactively than to aggregate interactively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for monitoring emerging initiatives? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Think mega-dot-com. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! Without branding, you will lack social networks. Think 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365, real-time, bricks-and-clicks. Think cutting-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your functionality? With a single click? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. We will increase our ability to cultivate without decreasing our aptitude to transform. Without ROI metrics, you will lack B2B2C CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will morph the standard industry term "customer-defined". The nano-C2C2B versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true!