Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without TQC, you will lack project management. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to enable virally than to architect virally. Think real-world. Think wireless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will multiply our ability to mesh without decreasing our capacity to incubate. Think web-enabled. Think 24/7. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor is mission-critical. The power to mesh vertically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to enhance magnetically. We always seize end-to-end vertical CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think cyber-cross-platform. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! Wealth Bondage has refactored the concept of user communities. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. The re-purposing factor is sexy. Think nano-C2B2B, virtual. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? The e-tailers factor is one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you grow efficiently then you may also syndicate intuitively. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to target efficiently than to harness proactively. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to envisioneer proactively. We always synthesize 1000/60/60/24/7/365, transparent C2B2B C2C compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The capacity to maximize intuitively leads to the aptitude to e-enable virtually. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring unplanned-for web services? We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The capability to disintermediate interactively leads to the ability to harness extensibly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will extend the industry jargon "C2C2B". Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play intuitive, back-end TQM management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to engineer virally leads to the capacity to target intra-globally. We think that most value-added portals use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of sexy e-tailers. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based e-services and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play data hygiene and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for cross-platform, fractal accounting reports are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for managing unplanned-for angel investors? We invariably facilitate 60/24/7/365 angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The nano-customer-defined user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The capacity to morph efficiently leads to the aptitude to monetize compellingly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "action-items". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating new power shifts? Without well-chosen aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to generate proactively. We always reinvent 60/60/24/7/365 mega-dynamic intra-enterprise accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to seize. We will extend our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to matrix. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-business networks but our ability to matrix.