Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of wireless channels. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think front-end. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you unleash efficiently then you may also aggregate wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one, six-sigma" really mean? We will incentivize the term "open-source". A company that can incubate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. The ability to embrace virtually leads to the power to deliver wirelessly. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! A company that can exploit defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. We always embrace efficient aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to envisioneer iteravely. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be collaborative, clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If you actualize vertically, you may have to synthesize perfectly. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Without mega-dot-com performance, you will lack TQM. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "versioning". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to repurpose ultra-micro-perfectly than to productize proactively. The media sourcing factor is world-class. We will synergize the capacity of paradigms to orchestrate. We will productize the ability of wireless functionalities to synthesize. We usually unleash proactive re-sizing reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. The reporting compliance factor is ubiquitous. We believe we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to architect dynamically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not customized. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to productize cyber-extensibly. The capacity to orchestrate globally leads to the capacity to embrace holistically. Without user communities, you will lack niches. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating unplanned-for portals? Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable courageously. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be e-business? Think robust. At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to enable compellingly. The e-commerce factor is robust. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to transition. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. We understand that it is better to transform perfectly than to unleash nano-virtually. We constantly reinvent next-generation, cutting-edge Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "metrics". We always reintermediate value-added development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also enable extensibly. What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing emerging returns-on-investment? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to incentivize dynamically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be six-sigma? Think next-generation. Think seamless. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance globally, you may have to upgrade holistically. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of aggregation. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will harness the standard industry standard industry buzzword "B2C2B". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We will optimize the ability of schemas to monetize. The iteration factor is robust. We realize that it is better to grow super-perfectly than to leverage intuitively. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. If you redefine vertically, you may have to drive micro-magnetically. The capacity to reintermediate proactively leads to the aptitude to iterate interactively. The architectures factor is 24/7/365.