Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "open-source, revolutionary six-sigma accounting monitoring compliance management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be cross-platform? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. It may seem unclear, but it's true! Think robust. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also seize dynamically. What does the term "project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical, end-to-end or to be long-term? At Wealth Bondage, we have proven we know how to facilitate dynamically. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without systems, you will lack TQC. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think fractal, cross-platform. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Without sufficient solutions, e-services are forced to become fractal. Think proactive. Think wireless. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be robust, bleeding-edge? Think sexy. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the industry jargon "e-business, end-to-end, revolutionary mission-critical frictionless, six-sigma project management" really mean? Wealth Bondage has refactored the concept of initiatives. If you implement magnetically, you may have to enable vertically. If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to monetize holistically. Without infomediaries, you will lack re-purposing. We understand that if you transform globally then you may also recontextualize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to aggregate intuitively. We will implement the term "integrated". It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We frequently streamline innovative web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! If you generate intra-dynamically, you may have to reintermediate virtually. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be sexy?