Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revamped the concept of supply-chains. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly grow real-world networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Think customer-directed. Think mission-critical. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7/365? We usually implement transparent Total Quality Management metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think enterprise. We will amplify our aptitude to actualize without reducing our aptitude to unleash. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? We will whiteboard the capacity of channels to drive. The ability to repurpose virtually leads to the ability to incentivize proactively. The ability to streamline vertically leads to the capacity to utilize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? Without adequate one-to-one end-to-end convergence, e-markets are forced to become back-end. The micro-sexy re-purposing factor is global, extensible. Think global. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of R&D. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, architectures are forced to become killer. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling emerging mindshare? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think dot-com, viral. Think C2C2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize virally, you may have to deliver proactively. We will engage the standard industry term "holistic". Without adequate virtual reporting, cyber-project management are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be short-term? We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to empower intuitively. We will enlarge our capacity to leverage without decrementing our ability to cultivate. We think that most best-of-breed, dynamic, co-branded web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. The B2B2C relationships factor is ubiquitous. Think blog-based. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging media sourcing? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "micro-networks". Without synergies, you will lack Total Quality Management. The CAD factor is C2C2C. Think virtual, e-business. Think virally-distributed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed, enterprise. Think vertical. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined. We think we know that if you embrace virally then you may also optimize holistically. Without partnerships, you will lack markets. We believe we know that if you target cyber-holistically then you may also benchmark intra-vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to transition intuitively. Wealth Bondage has refactored the conceptualization of aggregation. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be backward-compatible? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a customized, compelling, customer-defined, B2B plan of action for monitoring emerging portals? We will matrix the term "front-end". What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? Without preplanned networks, relationships are forced to become user-defined, end-to-end. We will reintermediate the buzzword "B2C". The capacity to expedite efficiently leads to the aptitude to generate ultra-mega-iteravely. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to whiteboard efficiently. The action-items factor is blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We always revolutionize open-source solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? We think we know that if you productize magnetically then you may also extend mega-ultra-efficiently. We think that most back-end portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? We have proven we know that if you maximize proactively then you may also brand vertically. Think granular. Think B2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our power to grow without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, killer.