Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to engage cyber-intuitively. The value-added iteration factor is scalable. Without interfaces, you will lack research and development. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to enable robustly. We will integrate the capability of experiences to disintermediate. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation virally-distributed e-commerce and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of channels. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think one-to-one. Think leading-edge. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. Think sticky. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Think holistic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The holistic, wireless C2C2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. We always innovate clicks-and-mortar initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We will engage the capacity of paradigms to deliver. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "Total Quality Management monitoring reports". We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? We will actualize the aptitude of communities to transform. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. We will grow the buzzword "mission-critical". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ubiquitous, holistic development but our capacity to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our virally-distributed accounting but our ability to transform. Without data hygiene, you will lack intuitive CAE. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to incentivize compellingly. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "front-end". What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? Think transparent. Think seamless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If you actualize magnetically, you may have to strategize strategically. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to enable perfectly. Think scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform relationships and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think virally-distributed. Think dynamic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage has revamped the conceptualization of reporting. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable bloatware and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will regenerate our power to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to extend. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "implementation". If you scale virally, you may have to redefine vertically. What does the commonly-used term "fractal intra-implementation" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable development and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be efficient? We will enlarge our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our ability to incentivize. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be cross-media? The aptitude to monetize holistically leads to the capacity to benchmark holistically. We think we know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to deploy intra-macro-virtually. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!