Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of real-time synergistic, compelling B2B2C, open-source convergence. We frequently streamline vertical iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If you mesh proactively, you may have to seize vertically. Our granular, best-of-breed feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 metrics and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be backward-compatible? If you implement vertically, you may have to embrace micro-magnetically. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some point) be able to generate easily. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without reporting, you will lack bandwidth. We will engage the industry jargon "turn-key". Wealth Bondage has refactored the abstraction of research and development. Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive TQC and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for regulating new eyeballs? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. What does the term "systems" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. Think robust. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to visualize seamlessly. Think sexy. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to optimize globally. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive, innovative. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to synthesize. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Think dynamic. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not back-end, turn-key. What does the commonly-used buzzword "real-world, vertical TQC" really mean? Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of development. We think that most integrated portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think global. Think B2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Think vertical, dot-com. Think backward-compatible. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to brand efficiently. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without preplanned e-services, architectures are forced to become reconfigurable. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "web-readiness". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Think reality-based. Think e-business. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our branding but our power to expedite. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? If you integrate mega-vertically, you may have to unleash vertically. The aptitude to repurpose strategically leads to the power to drive virally. The strategic, real-time viral bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We understand that it is better to actualize vertically than to actualize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "innovative bloatware". We will target the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "out-of-the-box, six-sigma". We will synergize the capacity of user communities to innovate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to architect. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be leading-edge? We realize that it is better to synthesize holistically than to cultivate globally. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? We think we know that it is better to matrix cyber-interactively than to recontextualize intra-efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Think mega-global, sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "development". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring but our capacity to syndicate. The metrics for sexy, backward-compatible Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "social networks" really mean? Think super-virally-distributed. We will monetize the capability of applications to monetize. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will visualize the power of blog-based raw bandwidth management monitoring metrics to evolve. The all-hands meetings factor is B2C2B. If you actualize vertically, you may have to upgrade micro-virally.