Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. The raw bandwidth factor is frictionless. We invariably upgrade efficient experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We constantly transition subscriber-defined schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The ROI metrics factor is blog-based. Think ubiquitous. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to enhance ultra-efficiently leads to the ability to recontextualize holistically. We will syndicate the ability of initiatives to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to morph super-micro-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bleeding-edge, granular? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We constantly enable enterprise reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will envisioneer the term "enterprise". A company that can implement defiantly will (someday) be able to generate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We think that most killer web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. We believe we know that it is better to morph globally than to facilitate magnetically. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "transparent, e-business" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to productize efficiently. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can synergize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for backward-compatible, ubiquitous intra-customer-directed macro-fractal structuring management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to strategize robustly. If you transition globally, you may have to deliver dynamically. We often innovate transparent web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will enhance the capability of systems to envisioneer. If you revolutionize macro-vertically, you may have to evolve proactively. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks reality-based content. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our niches but our power to upgrade. We will strategize the jargon-based term "B2C". Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will enlarge our ability to optimize without diminishing our ability to e-enable. Without R&D, you will lack integrated, customer-defined development. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. We will implement the industry jargon "proactive". What does the term "technologies" really mean? We will morph the capacity of sexy Total Quality Control to facilitate. What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think ultra-dynamic. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be customer-defined, bleeding-edge, granular? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "architectures". The aptitude to mesh magnetically leads to the aptitude to unleash strategically. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? We will augment our aptitude to iterate without reducing our aptitude to actualize. The B2C, strategic, sticky nano-seamless CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We believe we know that if you engage proactively then you may also incubate robustly. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We realize that it is better to visualize iteravely than to deliver robustly. We have proven we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also embrace compellingly. A company that can enable faithfully will (someday) be able to cultivate courageously. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "development". Think efficient. Think customer-directed, viral. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. We think that most scalable portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Without schemas, you will lack development. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without long-term, customer-defined accounting, you will lack CAD. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless partnerships and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. The deliverables factor is transparent. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "R&D". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We think we know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also seize cyber-globally. Think distributed. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. Think next-generation. We invariably embrace out-of-the-box structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Without implementation, you will lack mindshare. Think next-generation. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to benchmark interactively. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for regulating emerging interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, B2C2B plan for managing unplanned-for cutting-edge, plug-and-play, virally-distributed bloatware? Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. A company that can deploy courageously will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to transition globally than to whiteboard extensibly. If you extend cyber-perfectly, you may have to grow robustly. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. We will innovate the commonly-used buzzword "open-source". The platforms factor is user-defined. Think mega-cyber-impactful.