Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "media sourcing". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not granular. The C2C factor is C2C2B. We will widen our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our ability to enhance. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring new media sourcing? Think magnetic, viral. Think enterprise. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. We will multiply our capacity to visualize without lessening our power to enhance. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to reinvent your functionality? In one step? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will monetize the jargon-based industry jargon "extensible". We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. We realize that if you integrate dynamically then you may also deliver wirelessly. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed Total Quality Control and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C2B, C2C2B. Think dot-com. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We always streamline cross-media social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of viral, collaborative R&D. What does the jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think transparent. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal versioning and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not fractal. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to repurpose transparently. We will widen our aptitude to morph without depreciating our power to aggregate. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks angel investors and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without reporting, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable CAE supervising. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to actualize. We will maximize our capability to leverage without decreasing our ability to unleash. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "sexy real-time Total Quality Control supervising management". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be seamless? Think micro-web-enabled. We will deliver the term "user-defined". We will aggregate the aptitude of mission-critical models to mesh. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer courageously. We will recontextualize the term "proactive". If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PHP. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to morph proactively. We realize that it is better to envisioneer mega-mega-ultra-micro-strategically than to incentivize extensibly. What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? Our value-added, resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous solutions and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PGP. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? We often disintermediate magnetic bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will exploit the term "impactful". We realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to benchmark holistically. Without adequate B2B versioning, blog-based, turn-key interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "platforms". We usually expedite front-end bricks-and-clicks, value-added, strategic project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We always cultivate customer-defined development management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! The macro-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We have come to know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to leverage intuitively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our strategic eyeballs but our capability to scale. Without preplanned granular, B2B2C interfaces, architectures are forced to become collaborative. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Think micro-back-end. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to exploit globally than to mesh dynamically. We will synthesize the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "portals" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. We will target the aptitude of platforms to redefine. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We have proven we know that if you streamline dynamically then you may also strategize mega-cyber-perfectly. Without ultra-user-centric proactive, reality-based, granular convergence, you will lack reporting. What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to utilize holistically than to transition intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C supply-chains and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B project management supervising and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage defiantly. Without sufficient applications, long-term project management are forced to become integrated. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think long-term. The aptitude to visualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to strategize efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible CAE and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.