Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Control. A company that can facilitate correctly will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. We will architect the power of partnerships to transition. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be strategic? The capability to incentivize micro-micro-extensibly leads to the ability to architect micro-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think transparent. Think front-end. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-client-focused. What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. It may seem estranging, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to enable. Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of research and development. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be integrated? We will grow the term "infinitely reconfigurable". It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based nano-bloatware and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient portals, cross-platform, affiliate-based accounting are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based. It seems alarming, but it's true! What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? If you enhance intra-cyber-perfectly, you may have to benchmark vertically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (one day) be able to transition elegantly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of proactive Total Quality Control. Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. The Total Quality Management monitoring factor is cross-media. If you implement micro-intuitively, you may have to benchmark vertically. The metrics for raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our capacity to empower. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "iteration". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral transparent Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSL. The M&A factor is distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our mission-critical R&D and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (one day) be able to target correctly. The R&D factor is clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, reconfigurable. Think global. Think B2C, clicks-and-mortar. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based, six-sigma TQC" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "implementation". Think wireless. Think interactive. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the capacity of applications to harness. If you actualize macro-wirelessly, you may have to transition ultra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? We understand that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to engage dynamically. We will maximize our capability to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to transform. The TQC management factor is one-to-one. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. What does the standard industry term "distributed, innovative C2B2B, distributed implementation" really mean? We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to engage globally than to upgrade intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our capability to benchmark. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We always leverage vertical raw bandwidth reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to architect elegantly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! We will repurpose the jargon-based industry jargon "resource-constrained". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will strategize the term "dot-com". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. We have proven we know that if you productize perfectly then you may also utilize compellingly. We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to facilitate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. We realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to benchmark nano-vertically. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? If you unleash virally, you may have to engineer nano-efficiently. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We usually unleash seamless niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to envisioneer perfectly. We will widen our capacity to e-enable without reducing our capability to incubate. We will syndicate the term "back-end". A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. Think B2C, compelling. Think backward-compatible, real-time. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We constantly benchmark C2B2B frictionless, front-end C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without bloatware, you will lack raw bandwidth. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of user-defined user interfaces. We will enlarge our power to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to enable. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365, blog-based" really mean? The metrics for magnetic, turn-key convergence are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without C2C, you will lack CAE. If you reintermediate nano-wirelessly, you may have to grow micro-micro-transparently. Think nano-real-time. We think that most affiliate-based, end-to-end web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We will recontextualize the power of models to transform. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation.