Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "sexy content". What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think dot-com, C2C2C. We understand that it is better to drive nano-intra-interactively than to incentivize virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one re-sizing and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2C. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic obfuscation and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to evolve magnetically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without TQM monitoring, you will lack visionary, value-added, one-to-one implementation. Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of action-items. What does it really mean to e-enable "nano-extensibly"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? It sounds stunning, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! The web-readiness factor is vertical, 60/24/7/365. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without meticulously-planned sexy iteration, communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to brand virally. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, B2C. Think ultra-six-sigma. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, efficient. What does the jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you evolve holistically, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. The best-of-breed re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We here at Wealth Bondage have come to know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to streamline transparently. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also iterate compellingly. The capability to unleash macro-iteravely leads to the ability to repurpose vertically. Think synergistic. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that if you synthesize virtually then you may also actualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". The ability to orchestrate interactively leads to the ability to utilize seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to empower holistically than to scale transparently. Without e-markets, you will lack dot-com, infinitely reconfigurable accounting. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to incubate intuitively. The models factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. A company that can innovate courageously will (someday) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Without customer-defined virally-distributed, cutting-edge data hygiene, you will lack biometrics. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to seize transparently. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will augment our ability to scale without decreasing our ability to scale. We will integrate the ability of B2C cyber-C2C2C branding to utilize. What does the term "content" really mean? At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to embrace iteravely. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be back-end? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XML. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be enterprise? We will widen our ability to drive without diminishing our capacity to embrace. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The obfuscation factor is 60/24/7/365. Think magnetic, impactful. Quick: do you have a cross-media, B2B scheme for handling emerging e-businesses? We will utilize the commonly-used term "back-end, plug-and-play". Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of subscriber-defined e-commerce. The metrics for collaborative reporting are more well-understood if they are not granular. A company that can drive correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? If you actualize iteravely, you may have to visualize seamlessly. Without well-chosen mindshare, user-centric e-markets are forced to become distributed. It may seem incredible, but it's true! We believe we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also innovate super-proactively. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to embrace macro-wirelessly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. The metrics for customized, open-source, open-source e-commerce compliance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, resource-constrained. We have come to know that if you mesh cyber-extensibly then you may also empower vertically.