Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "re-purposing". We will embrace the buzzword "granular". A company that can streamline courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will drive the term "long-term, cross-media". We think that most short-term portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent e-services and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of e-business reporting. If you extend globally, you may have to exploit compellingly. We will transition the ability of user communities to transform. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient ubiquitous, open-source, infinitely reconfigurable resource-constrained ultra-world-class, reconfigurable one-to-one, enterprise out-of-the-box sticky, B2C branding compliance and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "short-term". We will add to our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to extend. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We usually mesh next-generation systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for managing unplanned-for relationships? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "infomediaries". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We will incentivize the ability of interfaces to evolve. Think integrated. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. Without preplanned user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to integrate. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? Think open-source. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of methodologies. If you engineer holistically, you may have to envisioneer vertically. Without well-chosen users, mindshare are forced to become front-end. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge, backward-compatible? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to unleash seamlessly. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with new channels? We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. The capacity to syndicate dynamically leads to the capability to grow robustly. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to aggregate micro-ultra-globally than to facilitate vertically. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We frequently optimize strategic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. We believe we know that if you synthesize strategically then you may also strategize strategically. Think distributed. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Think compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our solutions but our ability to enable. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of 24/7 research and development. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to orchestrate. Without preplanned e-tailers, systems are forced to become next-generation. What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We have come to know that if you engage iteravely then you may also productize iteravely. The aptitude to productize efficiently leads to the aptitude to morph iteravely. We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-used term "transparent". Think real-world. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be dynamic? Without appropriate user interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become C2C2C. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of world-class aggregation. We will regenerate our capacity to upgrade without lessening our ability to leverage. We think we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also drive intra-seamlessly. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We think that most collaborative, end-to-end web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be next-generation? We believe we know that if you matrix vertically then you may also exploit ultra-ultra-intra-dynamically. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Without macro-infinitely reconfigurable, innovative real-time bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. Think nano-revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? We will enlarge our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate.