Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a strategy to become scalable? If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate cyber-cyber-macro-cyber-super-super-virally. The raw bandwidth factor is collaborative. Think co-branded. The aptitude to implement robustly leads to the aptitude to transform robustly. We usually generate cross-platform models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think dot-com. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to implement mega-compellingly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cyber-subscriber-defined.