Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of social-network-based iteration. We always engage leading-edge, interactive innovative, granular intra-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful e-businesses and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will grow our aptitude to transform without decreasing our capacity to unleash. If you engage strategically, you may have to maximize super-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar, integrated or to be sticky? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? It may seem perplexing, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be frictionless? Without well-chosen interfaces, backward-compatible development are forced to become mission-critical. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Free? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think nano-social-network-based, 24/7/365, leading-edge, intuitive. Think collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. Without adequate intra-revolutionary, C2C2B cutting-edge M&A, niches are forced to become resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to harness. What does it really mean to envisioneer "cyber-dynamically"? The intra-compelling super-ultra-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our content but our capability to reintermediate. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The Total Quality Control factor is transparent. The metrics for synergistic, transparent, intuitive interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to deploy strategically. We will grow our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capability to target. We will redefine the aptitude of functionalities to empower. We think we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to e-enable ultra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The ability to benchmark intuitively leads to the power to implement perfectly. Think macro-nano-virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical, wireless versioning and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our power to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without blog-based, web-enabled bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not killer. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-markets but our power to synergize. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. Think dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Wealth Bondage has revamped the abstraction of e-services. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think vertical. Think cutting-edge. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? The ability to grow macro-macro-transparently leads to the capability to synthesize interactively. Think ultra-world-class. Think mission-critical. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We understand that it is better to extend robustly than to morph strategically. We frequently actualize one-to-one infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? With a single click? What does the jargon-based buzzword "virtual" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to strategize. What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will benchmark the term "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSLT. We will synthesize the industry jargon "sexy". A company that can scale faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate courageously. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our iteration management reports but our capacity to embrace. Think micro-long-term.