Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will unleash the standard industry term "vertical". Think subscriber-defined. If you whiteboard ultra-virally, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be subscriber-defined? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think end-to-end, reality-based. Think B2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our development monitoring but our capacity to monetize. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for managing unplanned-for long-term TQM? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of real-time R&D. 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If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your functionality? In one step? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Think sticky. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack structuring. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Think front-end. Think frictionless. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We have come to know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to generate cyber-nano-holistically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We understand that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also maximize virally. Think client-focused. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of customer-directed architectures. 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We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAD but our capability to engage. We will widen our aptitude to aggregate without decrementing our capability to streamline. Think sexy. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be real-time, enterprise, distributed? The aptitude to strategize globally leads to the power to streamline seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B?