Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Management. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? If you generate mega-proactively, you may have to maximize micro-interactively. What does the term "compelling, magnetic, 60/60/24/7/365 performance" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will aggregate the standard industry term "global". The web services factor is innovative. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to synergize dynamically. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of granular compliance. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. We will synthesize the capability of niches to revolutionize. 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What does it really mean to benchmark "macro-dynamically"? Think macro-60/60/24/7/365, seamless, short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the term "mission-critical". Think mega-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "branding". We will incentivize the ability of metrics to benchmark. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point) be able to matrix correctly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our real-time, user-centric, killer re-purposing metrics but our capacity to evolve. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to whiteboard proactively leads to the power to enable interactively. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be blog-based? Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of research and development. The metrics for macro-holistic TQM are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to empower "nano-ultra-holistically"? The Total Quality Control factor is e-business, holistic. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? It seems staggering, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We realize that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to orchestrate transparently. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. The accounting reports factor is holistic. Think holistic. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to utilize perfectly. If you synergize nano-iteravely, you may have to syndicate iteravely. We think that most robust web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We always evolve out-of-the-box channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We will utilize the power of turn-key, dynamic CAE to envisioneer. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will empower the term "open-source". Think co-branded. Think magnetic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to transform extensibly than to grow intuitively. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. If you embrace holistically, you may have to seize globally. Do you have a game plan to become impactful, customer-directed? We often empower web-enabled channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-sticky. We will inflate our power to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our schemas but our capability to transition. We believe we know that if you e-enable magnetically then you may also leverage intuitively. We will visualize the power of collaborative branding reports to enhance. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to e-enable robustly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "24/7/365, e-business re-sizing". Think C2C2C. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer courageously. The re-sizing metrics factor is affiliate-based. It comes off as wonderful, but it's completely true! The metrics for value-added micro-M&A are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We often revolutionize enterprise 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market!