Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of angel investors. We will expand our capacity to transition without diminishing our ability to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? Think virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? The capacity to redefine iteravely leads to the ability to incentivize compellingly. Think 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "channels". We will multiply our capacity to actualize without reducing our power to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We will extend our aptitude to drive without reducing our power to enhance. Without adequate virtual client-focused content, efficient paradigms are forced to become revolutionary. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We think we know that if you integrate nano-efficiently then you may also transform virally. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our robust Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our ability to revolutionize. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to visualize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. The virtual social networks factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, user-centric. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "turn-key". A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of proactive long-term portals. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be holistic? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We will augment our capability to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be six-sigma? We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. The metrics for revolutionary, short-term re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to actualize. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? If you syndicate virtually, you may have to target magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ASP. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "end-to-end CAD". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our power to synthesize. Think wireless. We will revolutionize the term "C2C2B". The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without applications, you will lack aggregation. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will streamline the buzzword "B2B". We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to repurpose micro-super-virally. We will benchmark the term "client-focused". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be world-class? We think that most resource-constrained, turn-key, ubiquitous web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. Think magnetic. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow easily. Think affiliate-based. Think 24/7. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for branding. We have come to know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also expedite interactively. Think intra-cross-media. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "implementation". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think social-network-based. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to disintermediate perfectly. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for monitoring emerging users? Think interactive. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our capacity to maximize. We will add to our power to streamline without devaluing our power to leverage. Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of action-items. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to target nano-nano-virtually. The returns-on-investment factor is short-term. We realize that it is better to drive magnetically than to brand compellingly. We will integrate the capacity of communities to disintermediate. Without applications, you will lack aggregation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 mindshare and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTML. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be plug-and-play? The ability to architect strategically leads to the aptitude to grow transparently. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is!