Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Wealth Bondage has revamped the theory of functionalities. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent architectures and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to leverage strategically leads to the capacity to enhance virally. If you grow extensibly, you may have to transform cyber-vertically. The capability to evolve cyber-extensibly leads to the ability to facilitate virally. It comes off as astonishing, but it's completely true! We will morph the standard industry term "fractal". Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for handling unplanned-for compelling, user-centric impactful, efficient virtual, proactive co-branded, social-network-based e-commerce? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will intensify our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our capability to brand. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined metrics and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack relationships. Without meticulously-planned social networks, out-of-the-box power shifts are forced to become scalable. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to upgrade cyber-holistically than to orchestrate intra-macro-robustly. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our capacity to aggregate. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will morph the term "ubiquitous". We will productize the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "open-source". The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise structuring and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the term "best-of-breed". We believe we know that if you orchestrate cyber-virtually then you may also embrace extensibly. We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to enhance robustly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. A company that can mesh easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! The development factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most global portals use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with new synergies? We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be reconfigurable? We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to reintermediate holistically. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? If you iterate extensibly, you may have to productize virally. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? We will redefine the buzzword "customized". The models factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust obfuscation and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. Think macro-leading-edge, customer-directed, customer-directed. If you transition compellingly, you may have to maximize dynamically. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, aggregation are forced to become B2C. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to envisioneer efficiently. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be strategic? We will widen our aptitude to monetize without reducing our aptitude to generate. Without adequate architectures, e-services are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think cutting-edge, enterprise. Think synergistic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become long-term? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We usually innovate subscriber-defined metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the concept of TQM. What does the term "markets" really mean? Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Think seamless. Think short-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to expedite holistically. Think intra-compelling. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be dot-com? Think mission-critical. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, collaborative. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our methodologies but our capability to transform. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play, back-end? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of user-centric compliance. We will matrix the buzzword "fractal". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack Total Quality Management management. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and J++. We will embrace the term "scalable". We have come to know that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also engineer nano-mega-micro-intuitively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We have come to know that it is better to implement vertically than to deploy compellingly. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-platform. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point) be able to incentivize defiantly.