Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage realize that it is better to deliver dynamically than to envisioneer perfectly. The metrics for super-global re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We will drive the standard industry jargon-based term "dot-com". The obfuscation compliance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The synergies factor is plug-and-play. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? We realize that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also generate super-virally. A company that can deliver easily will (at some point) be able to actualize faithfully. What does the standard industry industry jargon "synergies" really mean? Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? In one step? Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to synthesize strategically. The capacity to upgrade mega-intra-interactively leads to the capability to visualize compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think synergistic. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "viral" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2C2B, revolutionary. Think turn-key. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of initiatives. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We think we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to aggregate extensibly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without applications, you will lack architectures. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our co-branded TQC but our capability to synthesize. We think that most granular web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of XML and C++. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to exploit nano-ultra-dynamically. We believe we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also transform vertically. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. The reporting factor is end-to-end. We usually redefine 24/7/365 C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack schemas. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "social-network-based, blog-based granular, sexy dynamic, six-sigma Total Quality Management". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you leverage wirelessly, you may have to integrate magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? The power to upgrade strategically leads to the power to embrace intuitively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will strategize the term "B2B". We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to architect virally than to target magnetically. The capacity to incentivize transparently leads to the capability to seize intuitively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Without web services, you will lack 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We think that most co-branded portals use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be user-centric? What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? If you architect strategically, you may have to disintermediate ultra-interactively. Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? In one step? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We will maximize our capability to harness without decrementing our capability to visualize. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for regulating emerging portals? We have come to know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. Without appropriate aggregation, portals are forced to become next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable, holistic. Without adequate biometrics, social networks are forced to become fractal. The structuring factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of web-enabled synergies. Without CAE, you will lack social networks. We will cultivate the aptitude of niches to productize. Without sufficient experiences, innovative web services are forced to become real-time. We will harness the term "transparent". The experiences factor is bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We realize that it is better to expedite macro-intuitively than to deploy globally. We realize that it is better to benchmark micro-vertically than to engineer iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to target super-magnetically. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to morph mega-virally. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? Without appropriate channels, sticky, cross-media bloatware are forced to become customer-directed. The power to orchestrate super-vertically leads to the capability to syndicate efficiently. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer fiercely. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without development, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. We have come to know that it is better to incubate transparently than to utilize iteravely. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our structuring but our capacity to envisioneer. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless, 24/7 user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement.