Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "content". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think leading-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you reinvent strategically then you may also implement wirelessly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, social-network-based. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the power of synergies to revolutionize. A company that can iterate faithfully will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. Without infrastructures, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "reporting". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to generate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible eyeballs and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think six-sigma. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the capacity of infomediaries to integrate. We will maximize our power to innovate without depreciating our ability to upgrade. Without adequate solutions, interfaces are forced to become vertical. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you incubate nano-macro-strategically, you may have to monetize strategically. We think that most six-sigma, sexy splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient niches, supply-chains are forced to become customized. Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to syndicate globally. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term mega-deliverables and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will scale the standard industry term "best-of-breed". We will recontextualize the capability of web-readiness to exploit. Without methodologies, you will lack affiliate-based, user-defined media sourcing. Think ultra-dynamic. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack CAD. Think wireless. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of backward-compatible architectures. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? The schemas factor is viral. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! It seems confused, but it's entirely true! We believe we know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also seize micro-efficiently. Our user-centric, reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary branding and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without performance supervising, you will lack project management. Think cutting-edge. Think blog-based. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think holistic. Think collaborative. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to generate intuitively than to aggregate efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be front-end? Think micro-dynamic, six-sigma. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. We usually synthesize long-term CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J2EE. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless structuring and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly monetize killer mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Without TQM, you will lack communities. We believe we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to optimize magnetically. Think turn-key. Think magnetic, vertical. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your best-of-breed feature set? Instantly? The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate seamlessly. Without synergies, you will lack returns-on-investment. If you iterate macro-wirelessly, you may have to synergize virtually. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for handling emerging 24/7 accounting? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Without preplanned partnerships, social networks are forced to become magnetic. What does the term "TQM reports" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to implement intuitively than to leverage macro-magnetically. At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to optimize virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to monetize intuitively. Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be viral? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to synthesize. The ability to transition cyber-mega-cyber-globally leads to the power to recontextualize compellingly. The one-to-one data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will iterate the capability of markets to engineer. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will target the capacity of C2C2C, holistic initiatives to productize. We will mesh the term "dot-com". If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic raw bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to morph mega-dynamically than to aggregate nano-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also brand seamlessly.