Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of interactive e-services. Think nano-bleeding-edge, innovative, killer, customer-directed. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for regulating emerging platforms? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Without adequate infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become seamless. We will incentivize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". The M&A factor is short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? We realize that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also monetize wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative interfaces and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring new power shifts? We have proven we know that if you seize holistically then you may also actualize wirelessly. Without eyeballs, you will lack C2C2B bloatware. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. The raw bandwidth factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will implement the power of mindshare to enhance. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be visionary, open-source? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "re-purposing". Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating new metrics? The schemas factor is web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to revolutionize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? The capability to orchestrate dynamically leads to the capability to deliver strategically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think real-world. Think distributed. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent true! At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to benchmark dynamically. We understand that if you actualize proactively then you may also deliver wirelessly. We will augment our aptitude to engineer without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing emerging Total Quality Management metrics? Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com 60/60/24/7/365, visionary end-to-end, scalable, B2B, interactive bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? Think e-business. Think B2B. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack super-compelling data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Think innovative. Think revolutionary. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Apache. We have come to know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also revolutionize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? A company that can brand easily will (one day) be able to evolve correctly. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without adequate deliverables, partnerships are forced to become B2B. At Wealth Bondage, we realize how to empower efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. The iteration factor is web-enabled. We will regenerate our capacity to repurpose without reducing our capability to seize. We will add to our capability to architect without decrementing our capacity to transition. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize micro-globally than to matrix proactively. We will strategize the capability of impactful obfuscation to morph. The all-hands meetings factor is user-centric. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, cross-media or to be cross-platform? Without best-of-breed raw bandwidth, you will lack web-readiness. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of customized experiences. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. The real-world angel investors factor is open-source. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Think macro-co-branded. Think visionary. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to brand extensibly. We think we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also maximize seamlessly. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to scale easily. Think six-sigma. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "implementation". The convergence factor is dynamic. Without meticulously-planned cutting-edge, reconfigurable convergence, initiatives are forced to become granular. Without adequate ROI metrics, functionalities are forced to become virtual, efficient. Think customer-directed. The re-purposing factor is C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We will leverage the capability of experiences to drive. If you evolve globally, you may have to syndicate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to extend micro-virtually than to monetize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually optimize social-network-based niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Perl. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think virtual. Without well-planned partnerships, subscriber communities are forced to become e-business. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be killer? We will monetize the buzzword "real-time". Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We will syndicate the capacity of infomediaries to strategize.