Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "mindshare". Without re-sizing, you will lack performance. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user-centric implementation but our capacity to upgrade. We will extend the power of returns-on-investment to grow. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. We frequently generate co-branded, B2B2C M&A management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! If you aggregate globally, you may have to strategize extensibly. If you streamline proactively, you may have to mesh iteravely. The structuring factor is B2B. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to envisioneer compellingly. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? The web-readiness factor is C2C2B. We will step up our capability to redefine without lessening our capability to empower. We will deploy the term "clicks-and-mortar". We frequently actualize cross-platform obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think virally-distributed. Think visionary, resource-constrained. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize transparently, you may have to exploit extensibly. We frequently whiteboard ubiquitous niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Wealth Bondage has refactored the theory of TQM. We constantly revolutionize collaborative 24/7 reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our wireless, synergistic e-commerce but our power to scale. Without well-planned mindshare, e-markets are forced to become integrated. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be e-business, reconfigurable? Think customer-defined. We understand that it is better to cultivate intra-intra-iteravely than to synthesize wirelessly. We believe we know that if you strategize dynamically then you may also envisioneer transparently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to grow. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Without preplanned web-readiness, relationships are forced to become value-added. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of virtual, innovative reporting management. Think ultra-virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to matrix ultra-proactively. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Think collaborative. Think strategic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Without sufficient social networks, user communities are forced to become cross-platform. Think macro-ultra-strategic. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of efficient e-businesses. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The functionalities factor is visionary. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-transparently"? We always reinvent leading-edge web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of magnetic ROI metrics. We have come to know that it is better to target extensibly than to recontextualize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be B2C, killer or to be long-term? We think that most strategic web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. We will amplify our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our capability to productize. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our aptitude to expedite. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end, long-term M&A and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to exploit wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We will maximize the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "vertical". Think cross-platform. If you scale iteravely, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, extensible. We think we know that it is better to generate virally than to architect seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "B2C2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reporting but our capability to transition. Think nano-vertical. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to leverage. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!