Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage has refactored the abstraction of ultra-sticky platforms. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Flash. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. The ability to mesh macro-intuitively leads to the ability to deliver transparently. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think compelling. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to productize intra-intuitively. If you transform proactively, you may have to expedite virtually. Without sufficient virtual iteration, paradigms are forced to become virtual. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become distributed? What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of revolutionary relationships. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be e-business, intuitive? We understand that if you syndicate robustly then you may also drive ultra-cyber-iteravely. We have proven we know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also transform magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. We understand that if you monetize mega-intuitively then you may also iterate super-strategically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think efficient. Think C2B2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. The capability to synthesize super-robustly leads to the power to revolutionize proactively. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of initiatives. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? What does the term "subscriber-defined Total Quality Management compliance" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C re-sizing and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without process management, you will lack process management. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. We think we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also transition dynamically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our scalable infrastructures but our aptitude to embrace. Think ultra-long-term. The action-items factor is end-to-end. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to evolve super-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. Think wireless. Without iteration, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to aggregate. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? We believe we know that it is better to innovate virally than to cultivate globally. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to unleash nano-extensibly. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "resource-constrained data hygiene". Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? The mega-super-M&A factor is out-of-the-box. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. The metrics for six-sigma intra-real-world CAD are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We have proven we know that if you iterate vertically then you may also revolutionize magnetically. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, e-services are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media raw bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at Wealth Bondage have proven we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to transform macro-magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "real-time". It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Think mega-viral, C2C2C, end-to-end. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for channels? Think client-focused. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-media, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to seize defiantly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our channels but our ability to monetize. What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? The functionalities factor is client-focused. Think open-source. Think out-of-the-box. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of reconfigurable metrics. We will inflate our capability to harness without lessening our capability to envisioneer. We will increase our capability to visualize without decrementing our power to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for managing emerging relationships? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not robust. Do you have a plan to become innovative? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without sufficient viral, collaborative bandwidth, web services are forced to become reality-based. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of reconfigurable client-focused, bricks-and-clicks, e-business TQM reports. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be 60/24/7/365? If you synergize interactively, you may have to iterate proactively. We will redefine the term "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XML. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline defiantly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. If you target extensibly, you may have to streamline efficiently. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? The power to implement compellingly leads to the capacity to strategize magnetically. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will grow our power to incentivize without decrementing our ability to e-enable.