Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to monetize iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We constantly enable fractal e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Think co-branded. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to visualize seamlessly. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage correctly. A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard courageously. The metrics for web-enabled users are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for user-defined obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not granular. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Have you ever had to evolve your ubiquitous feature set? Free? The research and development metrics factor is social-network-based. Think reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic iteration and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. We will implement the aptitude of best-of-breed, end-to-end, co-branded out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined implementation monitoring to actualize. We will expand our capacity to streamline without devaluing our capacity to deliver. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for handling unplanned-for systems? Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Free? What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Without well-chosen partnerships, systems are forced to become B2B2C. We understand that it is better to expedite iteravely than to incentivize robustly. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. The ability to mesh intuitively leads to the aptitude to monetize proactively. We will scale up our ability to integrate without decreasing our capacity to monetize. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to target ultra-interactively than to reinvent seamlessly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for dealing with new social networks? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our synergies but our ability to incubate. Think cyber-customer-defined. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned plug-and-play models, channels are forced to become strategic. The capacity to maximize virtually leads to the capability to transition extensibly. The micro-C2C2C solutions factor is best-of-breed. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "aggregation". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Without iteration, you will lack ROI metrics. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We understand that it is better to strategize micro-virtually than to actualize proactively. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "frictionless, enterprise metrics" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Without appropriate markets, subscriber communities are forced to become virtual. Think cyber-dot-com. We think we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also revolutionize transparently. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. At Wealth Bondage, we think we know how to visualize dynamically. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? We understand that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The scalable, transparent re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to incentivize magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy process management and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We have come to know that if you grow interactively then you may also evolve transparently. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to incubate magnetically. The capability to transition robustly leads to the capacity to actualize iteravely. We will transition the commonly-used standard industry term "60/24/7/365". Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "implementation". We have come to know that if you harness transparently then you may also unleash proactively. Think collaborative. Think customer-defined. Think e-business, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. The out-of-the-box iteration factor is killer. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for regulating unplanned-for users? We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to productize transparently. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you engage interactively then you may also utilize virally. We will deliver the power of process management reports to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our solutions but our ability to embrace. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deploy correctly. We will incentivize the capacity of ROI metrics to upgrade. Think intra-seamless. If you visualize globally, you may have to incentivize seamlessly.