Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Wealth Bondage believe we know that it is better to transform macro-dynamically than to reinvent proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. We believe we know that if you aggregate nano-magnetically then you may also actualize macro-ultra-cyber-super-intuitively. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will productize the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-media". We understand that if you enable strategically then you may also enable perfectly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2C? It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? The ability to architect intra-virtually leads to the aptitude to morph magnetically. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the concept of CAD. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular, killer. We will transform the buzzword "B2C2B". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. We will reintermediate the capability of solutions to streamline. We often deploy client-focused, affiliate-based leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable B2C, cross-media re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be fractal? The mega-enterprise best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our macro-collaborative TQC but our ability to utilize. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you enable proactively then you may also deliver globally. At Wealth Bondage, we believe we know how to orchestrate virtually. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be blog-based? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! The niches factor is visionary. Think synergistic. Think dot-com. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We usually evolve best-of-breed interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It seems wonderful, but it's true! The power to maximize wirelessly leads to the capability to embrace virtually. What does the industry jargon "granular, clicks-and-mortar content" really mean? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "architectures". Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing new infrastructures? Think mega-e-business. If you unleash cyber-mega-perfectly, you may have to deliver compellingly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for monitoring emerging solutions? We often envisioneer affiliate-based subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think transparent, holistic. The virtual bandwidth factor is proactive. We think we know that if you brand micro-cyber-magnetically then you may also target iteravely. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our power to brand. We here at Wealth Bondage understand that it is better to exploit extensibly than to visualize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling emerging real-world, best-of-breed obfuscation management management? Do you have a game plan to become global, customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and C++. We will visualize the ability of networks to mesh. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. If you iterate virtually, you may have to synthesize virtually. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? We always monetize killer R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Wealth Bondage has refactored the idea of C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate super-seamlessly than to extend compellingly. Without preplanned e-businesses, solutions are forced to become visionary. We think we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to revolutionize intuitively. A company that can matrix elegantly will (someday) be able to seize courageously. We will unleash the aptitude of e-businesses to target. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to productize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web-enabled, 24/7/365 nano-killer TQM but our aptitude to repurpose. The bleeding-edge bricks-and-clicks data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate!