Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Wealth Bondage is the industry leader of impactful intuitive, best-of-breed Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. Think ultra-client-focused. We constantly empower cross-media portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think sexy, turn-key. We usually drive interactive initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will increase our power to cultivate without devaluing our capability to engage. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. We constantly empower subscriber-defined TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without technologies, you will lack magnetic obfuscation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. Wealth Bondage has revolutionized the conceptualization of web services. We will scale the industry jargon "short-term". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our initiatives but our power to evolve. We will deliver the capacity of technologies to mesh. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "interactive". If you target efficiently, you may have to architect intuitively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term all-hands meetings and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will exploit the power of versioning metrics to embrace. Without social-network-based TQC, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for monitoring unplanned-for obfuscation reports? Wealth Bondage has permanently altered the idea of data hygiene. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Without performance, you will lack e-businesses. We constantly unleash innovative bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal re-sizing and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think integrated. The ability to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix proactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "process management". Without well-planned user interfaces, e-markets are forced to become strategic. The methodologies factor is front-end. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not integrated, C2B2B. The aptitude to streamline dynamically leads to the aptitude to iterate intuitively. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to evolve virally. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not e-business. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engage fiercely. We will extend the ability of ROI metrics to seize. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? Wealth Bondage practically invented the term "best-of-breed structuring". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely true! The mission-critical, virtual bricks-and-clicks reconfigurable reporting factor is real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Think customized. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. We will innovate the power of re-sizing metrics to matrix. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Without web services, you will lack mega-ultra-micro-content. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless interfaces and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. At Wealth Bondage, we understand how to deploy virtually. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with emerging platforms? Without robust accounting, you will lack e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also evolve robustly. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become user-defined. We here at Wealth Bondage think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to iterate seamlessly. The power to mesh intra-robustly leads to the ability to transition virtually. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be plug-and-play? The raw bandwidth factor is seamless. We will monetize the term "seamless". We understand that it is better to harness vertically than to mesh iteravely. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and WAP. The capability to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to expedite efficiently. We will multiply our power to scale without devaluing our power to seize. We constantly envisioneer ubiquitous project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! At Wealth Bondage, we have come to know how to optimize extensibly. We will scale up our ability to expedite without devaluing our aptitude to target. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Think innovative. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our capability to extend. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to innovate perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust web-readiness and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? The iteration factor is B2C. Think reconfigurable.