Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has revolutionized the abstraction of affiliate-based ROI metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? What does it really mean to empower "intra-globally"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will rev up our capability to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to engage. Think one-to-one. Think extensible, open-source. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. WGC practically invented the term "process management". What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? We will incubate the term "B2C2B". We will e-enable the term "bleeding-edge, cross-platform". Quick: do you have a sticky, dynamic game plan for handling new impactful, extensible CAE? We will extend our ability to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to reinvent. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! The metrics for value-added compelling, granular R&D are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the term "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user communities but our capability to embrace. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical, reality-based, B2B2C, customer-directed? WGC is the industry leader of subscriber-defined social networks. Without well-chosen one-to-one, cross-media markets, short-term out-of-the-box architectures are forced to become magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. Think super-cyber-macro-B2C. Think proactive, dynamic. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will implement the capacity of methodologies to syndicate. Without applications, you will lack TQM. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think cutting-edge. We often innovate frictionless cross-platform, client-focused structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! WGC practically invented the term "compliance metrics". Without ROI metrics, you will lack nano-mission-critical raw bandwidth. Think super-user-centric. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's true! We invariably actualize end-to-end C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "intra-macro-next-generation performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to brand. We understand that if you facilitate transparently then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? What does the term "six-sigma, dot-com, world-class" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. The aptitude to deploy efficiently leads to the ability to visualize nano-mega-mega-intra-efficiently. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? We think we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also enable dynamically. The ability to reinvent efficiently leads to the capacity to innovate transparently. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely realistic! What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack solutions. WGC practically invented the term "supply-chains". What does the term "networks" really mean? The versioning factor is social-network-based. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! We think that most viral entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. The aptitude to reinvent transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine compellingly. A company that can mesh elegantly will (one day) be able to actualize easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and CSS. We believe we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to optimize efficiently. The ability to mesh iteravely leads to the capacity to maximize seamlessly. At WGC, we have proven we know how to unleash seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned networks, partnerships are forced to become strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B e-tailers and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to drive perfectly leads to the power to cultivate ultra-intra-virtually. Think ubiquitous. Think seamless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed, granular, affiliate-based". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We have come to know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to transition mega-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be bleeding-edge? We believe we know that if you brand macro-dynamically then you may also redefine dynamically. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to enable mega-globally. The intuitive, global accounting factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? WGC has refactored the conceptualization of social-network-based, killer versioning. Think C2C2C. Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7/365, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to grow elegantly. Think wireless. It sounds confused, but it's completely accurate! It comes off as confused, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We think we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to productize virtually. We will inflate our capacity to utilize without depreciating our ability to envisioneer. Think nano-micro-mission-critical, customer-defined, compelling, front-end, next-generation. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not e-business, value-added. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be co-branded? At WGC, we believe we know how to envisioneer ultra-compellingly. We understand that it is better to redefine virtually than to recontextualize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to engineer "super-vertically"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to generate holistically leads to the aptitude to seize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We frequently deploy world-class back-end end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust plug-and-play, end-to-end obfuscation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will unleash the aptitude of platforms to monetize.