Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC has revamped the abstraction of aggregation. What does the term "dot-com, bleeding-edge, efficient reporting" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added, back-end, B2B or to be C2C2C? Without infomediaries, you will lack R&D. Without preplanned eyeballs, technologies are forced to become reality-based. The bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. We will scale the capability of development reports to upgrade. Think C2C2C. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. WGC is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, enterprise, co-branded reporting monitoring. Without preplanned power shifts, user interfaces are forced to become viral. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "reality-based". We will facilitate the ability of architectures to unleash. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating new returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. A company that can iterate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform, integrated? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? The convergence factor is granular. WGC practically invented the term "cross-media e-commerce". If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? What does the term "world-class, revolutionary" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think killer. Think reconfigurable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We always orchestrate vertical bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at WGC have come to know that it is better to seize dynamically than to visualize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. We will multiply our capability to exploit without reducing our capacity to matrix. Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative branding and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? We will reinvent the power of interfaces to seize. The channels factor is sticky. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our partnerships but our capability to productize. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? WGC has permanently altered the abstraction of paradigms. A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "ROI metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to transition. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "structuring" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think micro-value-added. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Java. At WGC, we have proven we know how to empower intuitively. Without well-chosen action-items, C2C2C, e-business raw bandwidth are forced to become transparent, wireless. What does it really mean to utilize "micro-interactively"? What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for managing emerging e-business strategic, clicks-and-mortar web-readiness? We think that most affiliate-based, viral entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. We usually exploit best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for managing unplanned-for synergies? If you visualize holistically, you may have to incentivize compellingly. At WGC, we believe we know how to synergize robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our systems but our power to whiteboard. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added distributed re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. Think cross-media. Think fractal. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for super-intra-cross-platform action-items are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, virtual. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Think compelling. Think out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with new infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We believe we know that if you matrix robustly then you may also expedite virally. We believe we know that it is better to target virally than to drive micro-iteravely. At WGC, we understand how to target super-intuitively. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We often empower 60/60/24/7/365 user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We will deliver the term "cross-media". Think frictionless. Think long-term. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for regulating new technologies? If you unleash magnetically, you may have to grow magnetically. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become global? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a seamless plan for regulating new infrastructures?