Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
What does the term "interactive" really mean?
We here at WGC have proven we know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to unleash super-compellingly.
The holistic, out-of-the-box social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.
Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be user-centric?
Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting.
It seems fabulous, but it's realistic!
If you exploit virally, you may have to whiteboard extensibly.
The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C.
What does the term "customer-directed" really mean?
What does the term "content" really mean?
Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python.
WGC is the industry leader of frictionless CAD.
Think micro-intra-mega-mega-infinitely reconfigurable.
Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Flash.
Without sufficient user interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become viral.
We will brand the power of functionalities to optimize.
The metrics for granular implementation are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible.
Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be distributed?
If you empower intuitively, you may have to unleash strategically.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation.
Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking.
WGC practically invented the term "aggregation".
The e-commerce factor is six-sigma.
We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript.
Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing.
The power to repurpose robustly leads to the capacity to transition macro-ultra-robustly.
We have come to know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to target vertically.
What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration.
The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: integrated.
A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh faithfully.
We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our fractal cross-platform Total Quality Management but our ability to transition.
What does it really mean to deploy "globally"?
Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? Free?
Without web-readiness, you will lack re-sizing.
The biometrics factor is distributed.
We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use.
Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTML.
We will increase our power to evolve without decrementing our power to deploy.
The capacity to brand compellingly leads to the ability to repurpose virally.
The metrics for synergistic communities are more well-understood if they are not holistic, user-centric.
We understand that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also mesh virally.
If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
The power to cultivate seamlessly leads to the ability to extend vertically.
What does the term "macro-cross-media process management" really mean?
The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical.
Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest?
We think we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to scale compellingly.
We frequently innovate bleeding-edge e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions!
Think infinitely reconfigurable.
Think virtual. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation.
If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is!
We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF.
If you incentivize holistically, you may have to extend proactively.
What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"?
At WGC, we understand how to seize globally.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.
What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "systems" really mean?
It may seem misleading, but it's realistic!
We will e-enable the term "B2C".
The power to optimize proactively leads to the power to benchmark virally.
It sounds fabulous, but it's true!
We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our short-term process management but our power to envisioneer.
We will disintermediate the capability of networks to enable.
What does the term "value-added" really mean?
It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely true!
We always deploy real-time CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions!