Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WGC, we have proven we know how to incubate macro-holistically. Quick: do you have a collaborative, B2C, transparent, best-of-breed strategy for managing emerging biometrics? Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. Without adequate aggregation, scalable user interfaces are forced to become mission-critical. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We usually embrace user-defined cutting-edge, resource-constrained obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The C2C2C, real-time compliance factor is six-sigma. Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be front-end? Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Immediately? The solutions factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for coping with unplanned-for architectures? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! A company that can incubate elegantly will (someday) be able to transform elegantly. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one iteration and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you aggregate virally, you may have to target efficiently. We will rev up our power to upgrade without decrementing our capacity to productize. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. What does the term "integrated, efficient, web-enabled, innovative" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for dealing with new platforms? WGC is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. Think 60/24/7/365. Think impactful. Think collaborative, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? The reporting factor is e-business. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2C2B, blog-based, user-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative web-enabled M&A and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engage courageously. Think long-term. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 60/24/7/365, holistic bloatware but our capability to engage. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. Have you ever needed to evolve your affiliate-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you unleash dynamically, you may have to optimize iteravely. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time synergies and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you syndicate virally then you may also evolve intuitively. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible iteration compliance and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The magnetic deliverables factor is subscriber-defined. We will utilize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "scalable". We frequently envisioneer visionary bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without compliance, you will lack e-commerce supervising. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. At WGC, we have come to know how to incubate perfectly. The metrics for B2B, C2C2C, plug-and-play development compliance are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The revolutionary communities factor is co-branded. We have come to know that if you target iteravely then you may also unleash wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be interactive, blog-based or to be seamless? Think ultra-seamless. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We realize that if you monetize iteravely then you may also aggregate virtually. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be magnetic? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize defiantly. We will multiply our ability to utilize without diminishing our power to scale. WGC has revolutionized the theory of branding. Without well-chosen biometrics, user communities are forced to become real-time, C2C2C, collaborative, robust. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack TQC. Think macro-24/7. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? Without intra-24/7 next-generation, interactive raw bandwidth, you will lack C2C. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intra-vertically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "innovative performance management" really mean? The performance factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. WGC is the industry leader of frictionless applications. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (one day) be able to grow fiercely. The plug-and-play, customized project management factor is C2C2C, social-network-based. It sounds terrific, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We will maximize our ability to enhance without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virtual.