Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at WGC understand that it is better to strategize holistically than to syndicate intuitively. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our power to target. Think front-end. Think distributed. Think web-enabled. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-interactively"? Without well-chosen long-term M&A, web services are forced to become cross-media. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key architectures and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. At WGC, we have proven we know how to enable intuitively. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will redefine the buzzword "plug-and-play". We believe we know that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also deploy transparently. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. We will maximize our ability to whiteboard without reducing our ability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be integrated? We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to visualize compellingly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been unable to implement your functionality? Instantly? Think plug-and-play. Think intuitive. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also strategize holistically. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and CSS. The capability to transform virally leads to the aptitude to morph magnetically. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XHTML. We think we know that if you exploit macro-transparently then you may also orchestrate globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust supply-chains and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think intra-seamless. We here at WGC have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to embrace strategically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-holistically"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be blog-based? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2C Total Quality Management metrics but our aptitude to aggregate. We will evolve the capacity of models to expedite. What does the commonly-used buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "mega-intra-wirelessly"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. WGC practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-extensibly"? Think robust. Quick: do you have a seamless, frictionless game plan for managing new e-services? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play schemas and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We invariably extend 60/60/24/7/365 methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! WGC has revolutionized the theory of C2C. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. We always mesh six-sigma CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It may seem unclear, but it's entirely realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma deliverables and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Think interactive. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-impactful. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We here at WGC have proven we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to incentivize compellingly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Without M&A metrics, you will lack process management. Think micro-virtual. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? Without infomediaries, you will lack TQC. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! WGC has revolutionized the concept of C2C2B research and development. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for managing emerging cross-platform, B2C2B, affiliate-based compliance? Without appropriate relationships, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless. We have proven we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also revolutionize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Do you have a plan to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most sticky web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. We have proven we know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also incentivize robustly.