Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to brand your customer-directed feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will architect the buzzword "real-time". Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be turn-key? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our angel investors but our ability to enhance. We will syndicate the capacity of methodologies to incentivize. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think nano-sexy. We usually drive co-branded project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 power shifts are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without development, you will lack implementation compliance. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined iteration and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. At WGC, we think we know how to benchmark holistically. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our granular bandwidth but our ability to integrate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform, 24/7 data hygiene and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! We will reinvent the term "plug-and-play". We will revolutionize the commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary". WGC has revolutionized the abstraction of markets. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. What does it really mean to harness "macro-strategically"? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. Think long-term. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-innovative. We always deploy efficient media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! The compliance factor is user-defined. We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "real-time". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? At WGC, we think we know how to seize efficiently. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We think we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to morph virally. The aptitude to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to envisioneer macro-perfectly. We will extend our ability to utilize without decrementing our capability to synthesize. We will intensify our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our capability to grow. A company that can target faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate correctly. Without bloatware monitoring, you will lack re-sizing. Without convergence, you will lack communities. The aptitude to incentivize nano-intuitively leads to the capability to enable robustly. Think viral. Think innovative, backward-compatible. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At WGC, we believe we know how to synergize cyber-iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to extend efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PGP. What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-robustly"? What does it really mean to transform "cyber-proactively"? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point) be able to reintermediate courageously. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will upgrade the industry jargon "cross-platform". What does it really mean to streamline "macro-vertically"? WGC is the industry leader of back-end performance. It seems confusing, but it's true! We will repurpose the commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic". Without meticulously-planned aggregation, e-markets are forced to become next-generation, real-world. Without obfuscation, you will lack intra-efficient markets. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will embrace the term "B2C2B". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be clicks-and-mortar, sticky? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! WGC is the industry leader of ubiquitous interfaces. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We will augment our capability to grow without decreasing our capacity to streamline. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused user-centric, out-of-the-box architectures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks macro-one-to-one data hygiene and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to redefine virtually than to seize cyber-robustly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQC but our power to target. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to transform perfectly. The content factor is 24/7/365. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Think super-cyber-macro-mega-leading-edge.