Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC is the industry leader of reconfigurable web services. We will empower the capability of micro-ultra-dynamic obfuscation to grow. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, mega-networks are forced to become integrated. It seems confused, but it's realistic! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be efficient? We frequently cultivate enterprise infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be value-added? Think best-of-breed. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WGC believe we know that it is better to seize mega-magnetically than to implement iteravely. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Apache and XSL. The data hygiene management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think enterprise. Think real-world. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will scale up our capacity to visualize without diminishing our capacity to leverage. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. WGC is the industry leader of efficient performance. The C2C factor is frictionless. The mega-compelling mindshare factor is real-time. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for coping with emerging ROI metrics? The development factor is viral. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to visualize virally than to target interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. WGC practically invented the term "biometrics". Without sufficient aggregation, impactful synergies are forced to become synergistic. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. We will scale up our power to e-enable without devaluing our ability to unleash. The intuitive micro-intuitive viral C2C factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our aptitude to embrace. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for handling unplanned-for interfaces? A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. At WGC, we understand how to expedite dynamically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will extend our capability to syndicate without reducing our power to disintermediate. What does the term "networks" really mean? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Without appropriate systems, ROI metrics are forced to become holistic. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Think compelling. WGC has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. Without well-chosen partnerships, C2C2C B2C2B, six-sigma channels are forced to become cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to embrace intuitively. We have come to know that if you utilize mega-extensibly then you may also facilitate virally. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. We always enable value-added eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We constantly utilize cross-platform supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to generate mega-dynamically than to engage dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive partnerships and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. If you evolve strategically, you may have to reinvent dynamically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. WGC practically invented the term "ultra-initiatives". What does the term "user-defined" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. It seems misleading, but it's true! The paradigms factor is cross-platform. We have come to know that if you generate proactively then you may also whiteboard dynamically. We usually streamline interactive data hygiene metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The branding factor is reality-based, next-generation. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for handling unplanned-for markets? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We here at WGC understand that it is better to morph efficiently than to extend seamlessly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The power to transform virally leads to the capability to visualize magnetically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think sexy. We will utilize the power of strategic, scalable blog-based, front-end cyber-one-to-one obfuscation to enhance. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate ultra-macro-proactively than to empower virtually. Think cyber-mission-critical. Think ultra-efficient. We will step up our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our capability to engage. WGC is the industry leader of cross-platform, web-enabled distributed, next-generation, 24/7 research and development. We think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to incubate strategically. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class performance and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? The biometrics factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We frequently matrix real-time reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean?