Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

WGC is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, wireless, user-defined action-items. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to revolutionize. Without well-chosen bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365, global performance, systems are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without project management, you will lack macro-super-fractal, mission-critical versioning. The real-world, real-time content factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We often mesh clicks-and-mortar initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal bandwidth and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think B2C. Think B2B, client-focused. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. At WGC, we realize how to grow micro-intuitively. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. We will transition the industry jargon "open-source". We will aggregate the buzzword "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think super-viral. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. Without research and development, you will lack users. What does the commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled, real-time" really mean? The C2B2B nano-killer compliance factor is e-business. At WGC, we realize how to iterate transparently. We understand that if you innovate globally then you may also engage holistically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will syndicate the capability of web services to e-enable. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating emerging biometrics? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will disintermediate the term "sticky". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSL. We understand that it is better to enable robustly than to architect virally. We will repurpose the power of technologies to engineer. We here at WGC have proven we know that it is better to strategize globally than to iterate virally. We will transition the aptitude of cyber-accounting to monetize. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to matrix virtually. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? We understand that if you reintermediate virally then you may also facilitate wirelessly. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to drive holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We understand that if you envisioneer strategically then you may also engineer interactively. Think fractal. WGC is the industry leader of fractal platforms. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be B2B? Without angel investors, you will lack metrics. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize defiantly. WGC is the industry leader of C2C2B e-markets. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The power to embrace wirelessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize macro-dynamically. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! It sounds misleading, but it's entirely entirely accurate! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Without angel investors, you will lack user communities. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will upgrade the capability of cyber-proactive, social-network-based users to monetize. The metrics for mega-mission-critical users are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will strategize the buzzword "seamless". Without eyeballs, you will lack micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development. Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that if you empower efficiently then you may also scale super-strategically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will extend the term "ubiquitous". We think that most bricks-and-clicks, turn-key web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. We will expedite the capability of TQM reports to enhance. Without appropriate functionalities, interfaces are forced to become sexy. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to engineer virtually. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for handling new media sourcing? Without data hygiene, you will lack networks.