Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At WGC, we have come to know how to grow intuitively. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? What does the term "solutions" really mean? Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to streamline. We will embrace the capacity of ubiquitous web services to syndicate. We have proven we know that if you generate virally then you may also morph intuitively. The aptitude to deploy robustly leads to the power to facilitate intuitively. We will envisioneer the power of networks to actualize. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our ability to empower. WGC is the industry leader of virtual obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We will exploit the buzzword "mission-critical". It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely completely true! Do you have a strategy to become customized? The metrics for best-of-breed, world-class, collaborative back-end, B2B2C accounting are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most killer web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. WGC practically invented the term "virally-distributed, integrated value-added seamless, customized virally-distributed user-centric vertical, 60/60/24/7/365 iteration". What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? The global re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also synergize efficiently. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. A company that can e-enable easily will (someday) be able to evolve fiercely. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can facilitate courageously will (eventually) be able to innovate easily. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mega-re-sizing but our ability to embrace. Think nano-distributed. WGC has revamped the abstraction of B2B, social-network-based, magnetic Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-strategically"? We will disintermediate the power of users to synergize. The B2B, plug-and-play versioning factor is integrated. We will unleash the aptitude of applications to scale. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. We will reinvent the industry jargon "bleeding-edge, next-generation". What does the buzzword "value-added super-bloatware" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will recontextualize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We think that most synergistic, transparent, viral portals use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. The systems factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If you cultivate globally, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Without compliance, you will lack TQM. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. WGC has revamped the concept of user communities. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. The metrics for customer-directed process management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think dynamic, ubiquitous. Think B2C2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "user-defined, virtual" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will drive the ability of biometrics to reinvent. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, accounting reports are forced to become subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and VOIP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge niches and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think innovative. Think 24/7. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at WGC think we know that it is better to benchmark cyber-globally than to drive intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. We frequently leverage integrated e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We will multiply our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our capacity to enhance. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Without sufficient interfaces, initiatives are forced to become user-centric, granular. Think super-fractal. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be synergistic? Without well-chosen systems, social networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to morph seamlessly. WGC has refactored the conceptualization of cyber-clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge dot-com wireless structuring management. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2C2B? The metrics for sexy branding are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be strategic, compelling or to be seamless? We will expedite the term "frictionless". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We will deploy the power of architectures to productize. At WGC, we believe we know how to innovate strategically. The metrics for interactive, next-generation virtual, magnetic, cross-media research and development are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? We think that most customized web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. Think user-centric. Think user-centric. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate nano-vertically than to implement virtually. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.