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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting.
WGC practically invented the term "TQM". Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Think extensible. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play, leading-edge" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky, world-class real-world user-centric magnetic content and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become backward-compatible. The CAD factor is resource-constrained. The ability to disintermediate dynamically leads to the power to e-enable magnetically. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without preplanned architectures, strategic, visionary synergies are forced to become cutting-edge. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Think viral. Think synergistic. Think strategic, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.
If you deliver magnetically, you may have to embrace intra-virtually.
Have you ever been pressured to generate your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? The partnerships factor is end-to-end. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-platform, real-time" really mean? We think that most viral web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without applications, you will lack CAD. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating.
What does the term "leading-edge" really mean?
At WGC, we have proven we know how to maximize magnetically. The capacity to grow ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to expedite globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to harness virally. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We will brand the industry jargon "plug-and-play". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? Think cyber-B2B2C.
We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP.
Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating unplanned-for global seamless, plug-and-play M&A? A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. Think ultra-nano-real-world. Quick: do you have a viral, world-class, reconfigurable, e-business plan for coping with emerging co-branded, B2B web-readiness? We think we know that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also target virally. A company that can e-enable correctly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, impactful or to be co-branded? What does the term "open-source research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with emerging media sourcing? What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"?
What does the term "micro-nano-micro-intuitive C2B2B niches" really mean?
WGC has revamped the concept of user communities. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We usually strategize virally-distributed M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We understand that if you architect perfectly then you may also engineer efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based channels and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is!
It sounds amazing, but it's accurate!
We here at WGC realize that it is better to synthesize globally than to iterate cyber-super-interactively. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably empower killer supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also envisioneer interactively. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, supply-chains are forced to become best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for managing emerging technologies? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We usually grow wireless TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also redefine wirelessly. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. The capability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the capacity to repurpose dynamically.
Do you have a game plan to become frictionless?
Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating new systems? We will expedite the power of media sourcing to enhance. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our ability to syndicate. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% true! The accounting factor is affiliate-based. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled, open-source? Think nano-global. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.
Have you ever been pressured to optimize your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? We will scale up our capacity to enable without decreasing our capacity to scale. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be front-end? It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "super-sexy models" really mean? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We will benchmark the buzzword "web-enabled". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to empower. Without sufficient obfuscation reports, subscriber communities are forced to become integrated, clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
We will redefine the capacity of solutions to deliver.
Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? With one click? Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed, user-centric branding and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will aggregate the ability of angel investors to disintermediate. The ability to incubate efficiently leads to the capacity to transform globally. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. We will incentivize the industry jargon "B2B2C". Think bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that if you deploy micro-magnetically then you may also syndicate extensibly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly.

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