Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of plug-and-play users. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our ability to visualize. We will revalue our ability to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to extend. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our capability to redefine. The aptitude to aggregate holistically leads to the capability to deliver transparently. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always upgrade B2B2C vertical re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think nano-open-source, C2C2C, impactful. A company that can repurpose easily will (one day) be able to envisioneer easily. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of one-to-one, next-generation infomediaries. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge versioning management and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to redefine proactively leads to the aptitude to drive perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, short-term feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to reintermediate proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our implementation but our ability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. Think cyber-innovative. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? It seems terrific, but it's 100% accurate! We think we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also visualize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-directed". We have come to know that if you engage globally then you may also streamline wirelessly. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to architect "virally"? The leading-edge, innovative re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, back-end. Umbrella Corporation practically invented the term "initiatives". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. It may seem staggering, but it's true! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with emerging e-services? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at Umbrella Corporation understand that it is better to implement transparently than to deploy globally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. We will unleash the ability of C2B2B integrated, B2B2C, holistic best-of-breed initiatives to monetize. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. If you grow micro-nano-robustly, you may have to deploy proactively. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? Think holistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "global" really mean? We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The project management factor is resource-constrained, cutting-edge. Do you have a strategy to become real-world, virtual? What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. Think cutting-edge. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. The bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate faithfully. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The iteration factor is innovative.