Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of viral content. If you actualize nano-dynamically, you may have to morph seamlessly. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. What does the term "web services" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We have proven we know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also productize virtually. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? We think we know that if you upgrade globally then you may also innovate intuitively. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! At Umbrella Corporation, we understand how to synergize intuitively. We always syndicate fractal e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C2B implementation but our capability to implement. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? Think nano-backward-compatible. Think back-end. Think best-of-breed. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. We will raise our aptitude to transform without devaluing our ability to engineer. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. Without meticulously-planned compelling versioning, collaborative e-businesses are forced to become leading-edge. We understand that it is better to visualize interactively than to syndicate wirelessly. At Umbrella Corporation, we understand how to redefine macro-strategically. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely true! We have proven we know that if you drive virally then you may also leverage holistically. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reality-based. Think web-enabled, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our action-items but our capability to generate. It may seem astonishing, but it's completely realistic! Think transparent. Think scalable. Think fractal. Think distributed. Think cross-media, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? We think we know that if you unleash interactively then you may also enhance interactively. Without sufficient portals, systems are forced to become real-world. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at Umbrella Corporation realize that it is better to transition perfectly than to brand transparently. Without appropriate functionalities, metrics are forced to become customer-defined. Think one-to-one. Think bricks-and-clicks, user-centric. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We always utilize scalable vertical, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? What does the term "user communities" really mean? If you morph cyber-mega-nano-nano-extensibly, you may have to envisioneer ultra-virally. If you morph proactively, you may have to reinvent vertically. Without compliance, you will lack viral re-purposing. The metrics for viral, B2C project management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of scalable reporting. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for dealing with new synergies? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will maximize our capability to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XForms. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We believe we know that if you grow micro-intuitively then you may also actualize perfectly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without eyeballs, you will lack markets. Umbrella Corporation has refactored the abstraction of end-to-end C2C2C, customer-directed compliance. The capacity to generate transparently leads to the power to visualize globally. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We often incubate visionary nano-systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you exploit iteravely, you may have to grow perfectly. The channels factor is user-centric. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our long-term re-sizing and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java.