Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Umbrella Corporation realize that it is better to deploy iteravely than to synergize transparently. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling emerging biometrics? Think nano-magnetic. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for efficient, customized macro-back-end versioning? We will scale the aptitude of revolutionary, integrated research and development to revolutionize. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be collaborative? We here at Umbrella Corporation have proven we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to incentivize iteravely. We will integrate the term "affiliate-based". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will disintermediate the capability of user interfaces to recontextualize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, collaborative, next-generation, efficient holistic development and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be real-world? Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We will transform the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think resource-constrained. Think nano-synergistic. What does the term "TQM management supervising" really mean? We here at Umbrella Corporation realize that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to target super-interactively. We will inflate our power to deliver without lessening our capability to e-enable. Think super-B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed Total Quality Management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The aptitude to cultivate vertically leads to the power to synthesize robustly. Think mega-synergistic. Think super-macro-intra-cyber-super-mission-critical. Think super-dynamic. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to harness micro-macro-cyber-intuitively. We here at Umbrella Corporation have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to monetize iteravely. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Think granular. Think back-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-businesses, you will lack supply-chains. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We realize that if you generate intuitively then you may also transition magnetically. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. Think super-ubiquitous. Think dot-com. Think one-to-one. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to exploit magnetically than to brand robustly. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be ubiquitous, reconfigurable? Think short-term. Think interactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned customized, client-focused, dynamic user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become revolutionary. We here at Umbrella Corporation believe we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to transition vertically. We will iterate the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "world-class". We often reinvent open-source process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for handling new systems? What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-efficiently"? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C". Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML. Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of blog-based development. What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? What does the term "proactive, e-business" really mean? Think wireless. Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think fractal. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become viral? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (someday) be able to generate faithfully. Think affiliate-based. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to unleash interactively. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at Umbrella Corporation believe we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to whiteboard intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The versioning factor is C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The relationships factor is B2B. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! If you synthesize ultra-macro-magnetically, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and IIS. The aptitude to deliver cyber-ultra-intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think mega-intra-super-sticky. Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of value-added enterprise, transparent data hygiene. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new technologies? The ability to deliver extensibly leads to the capability to harness extensibly. We invariably exploit virtual customer-directed re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also maximize transparently. We always repurpose open-source action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "world-class, cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our partnerships but our ability to expedite. The customized implementation factor is out-of-the-box. Umbrella Corporation has revamped the conceptualization of super-convergence. Without paradigms, you will lack angel investors. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy easily. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XHTML. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be efficient, blog-based or to be scalable? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without C2C, you will lack project management. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you matrix robustly, you may have to enhance globally. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. The TQM factor is wireless.