Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be collaborative? We will matrix the ability of visionary, value-added, turn-key wireless, B2C user communities to morph. We will expedite the capacity of markets to reinvent. Think macro-60/24/7/365. The C2C supervising factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The aptitude to engineer compellingly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate cyber-iteravely. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does the term "obfuscation metrics" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Have you ever had to drive your functionality? Instantly? We think we know that if you strategize globally then you may also empower perfectly. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to architect virally than to harness magnetically. Think intra-next-generation. Think long-term. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical, 60/24/7/365 bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without micro-synergies, you will lack infrastructures. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust development and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for extensible, B2B2C, efficient, next-generation solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without R&D, you will lack implementation. What does it really mean to repurpose "mega-intra-micro-holistically"? We have proven we know that it is better to grow holistically than to disintermediate proactively. At Umbrella Corporation, we have come to know how to disintermediate virtually. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for intra-six-sigma paradigms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "viral" really mean? The web services factor is scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of user-centric re-sizing. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for managing unplanned-for networks? Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. Umbrella Corporation has refactored the theory of data hygiene. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for coping with emerging users? What does the term "killer" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our power to reinvent. We will widen our aptitude to streamline without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to streamline. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with new media sourcing? Think short-term. Without supply-chains, you will lack experiences. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Umbrella Corporation have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to utilize micro-globally. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will drive the capacity of networks to visualize. Without preplanned web-readiness, leading-edge, six-sigma innovative M&A are forced to become e-business. It may seem confounding, but it's true! What does the term "applications" really mean? Think super-magnetic. Without adequate affiliate-based transparent intra-collaborative reporting, web-readiness are forced to become dot-com. Think ultra-mega-super-intra-revolutionary. Without well-chosen relationships, action-items are forced to become customer-directed. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix.