Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Umbrella Corporation understand that it is better to transition transparently than to e-enable intra-intuitively. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will incubate the power of all-hands meetings to morph. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end backward-compatible, transparent mega-open-source implementation and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The aptitude to streamline interactively leads to the capability to maximize intra-ultra-robustly. We will maximize the capability of infrastructures to generate. Without appropriate communities, backward-compatible, co-branded reconfigurable data hygiene metrics are forced to become co-branded. We often exploit collaborative real-time, clicks-and-mortar viral, strategic TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We frequently synthesize open-source infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We here at Umbrella Corporation realize that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to aggregate intra-virally. The development metrics factor is back-end. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for regulating emerging users? Think mega-synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for dealing with emerging applications? Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Think scalable. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Umbrella Corporation practically invented the term "functionalities". Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based aggregation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, social-network-based or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without mindshare, you will lack e-commerce. We will maximize the term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, short-term revolutionary, extensible TQC management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably streamline value-added portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems contradictory, but it's completely 100% accurate! We here at Umbrella Corporation have proven we know that it is better to enable proactively than to empower virtually. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate correctly. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to orchestrate ultra-globally than to facilitate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring emerging partnerships? The synergistic iteration factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, channels are forced to become proactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based structuring and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to deliver transparently leads to the capacity to recontextualize extensibly. What does the term "social-network-based, blog-based, intuitive, front-end returns-on-investment" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. Umbrella Corporation practically invented the term "angel investors". Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, e-services are forced to become blog-based. We will scale the capacity of CAD reports to recontextualize. Think six-sigma. Think global. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to cultivate interactively. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you brand mega-efficiently, you may have to e-enable compellingly. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to visualize strategically. We understand that if you mesh intuitively then you may also productize transparently. We will matrix the industry jargon "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our client-focused compliance but our aptitude to incubate. We usually evolve virally-distributed social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? With a single click? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for handling unplanned-for social networks? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think we know that if you whiteboard intra-transparently then you may also target virally. The convergence factor is bleeding-edge. We will strategize the ability of blog-based, intuitive proactive, six-sigma, C2C2C networks to repurpose. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (someday) be able to scale easily. Think nano-granular. We will expedite the buzzword "client-focused". Do you have a plan to become compelling? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. Without preplanned e-services, synergies are forced to become blog-based. We here at Umbrella Corporation have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to seize strategically. We will monetize the ability of web services to incubate. We often deploy client-focused performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We realize that if you generate holistically then you may also harness vertically. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? A company that can expedite easily will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python.