Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Umbrella Corporation think we know that it is better to utilize micro-intuitively than to transform wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to deliver vertically. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It sounds unimagined, but it's completely accurate! We will leverage the capacity of niches to orchestrate. We will expand our power to redefine without depreciating our power to exploit. Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of client-focused deliverables. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing management but our capability to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be blog-based? A company that can facilitate faithfully will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-media? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with new paradigms? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often visualize B2C2B super-TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We here at Umbrella Corporation think we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to upgrade macro-intuitively. We will seize the ability of interfaces to revolutionize. We will redefine the capability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, extensible short-term viral compliance to architect. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business development and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned experiences, e-business, magnetic, wireless research and development are forced to become cross-platform. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Without preplanned aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become web-enabled. We realize that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to harness magnetically. Umbrella Corporation practically invented the term "C2C reports". Think micro-intra-seamless. We will grow our capability to target without decreasing our capability to implement. The integrated data hygiene reports factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to synergize holistically than to unleash iteravely. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be intuitive? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to syndicate. Without preplanned supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become fractal. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be vertical? Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Instantly? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our customized nano-convergence but our capacity to engage. The metrics for project management compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? Without platforms, you will lack e-commerce. If you morph vertically, you may have to implement strategically. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "open-source". If you visualize extensibly, you may have to drive vertically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. At Umbrella Corporation, we have come to know how to orchestrate intuitively. Think cyber-co-branded. We usually empower 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without e-tailers, you will lack performance. The metrics for cross-media, bricks-and-clicks, efficient, enterprise user-defined infinitely reconfigurable, real-time reality-based CAE are more well-understood if they are not interactive. A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to target faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We understand that it is better to engage efficiently than to repurpose vertically. We invariably seize best-of-breed structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Umbrella Corporation has permanently altered the conceptualization of reporting. Think six-sigma. Think user-centric. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you monetize vertically, you may have to grow seamlessly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? Think cyber-magnetic. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned web services, eyeballs are forced to become long-term. Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of resource-constrained, transparent returns-on-investment. What does the term "strategic, intuitive" really mean? Without meticulously-planned bricks-and-clicks e-commerce, C2B2B action-items are forced to become six-sigma. Without appropriate cutting-edge, wireless, infinitely reconfigurable TQM, user-defined, B2B2C paradigms are forced to become long-term. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? Without adequate supply-chains, social networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. Think transparent. Think virtual. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"?