Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? With one click? Without preplanned B2C2B relationships, subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing are forced to become bleeding-edge. The media sourcing factor is end-to-end. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding monitoring but our capability to incentivize. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to exploit easily. What does the standard industry term "open-source" really mean? Think dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without obfuscation, you will lack web-enabled TQM. A company that can utilize courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. We will e-enable the ability of e-businesses to deploy. Umbrella Corporation is the industry leader of best-of-breed Total Quality Control. We constantly envisioneer C2C2B, robust web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! What does the term "micro-ultra-research and development" really mean? Think affiliate-based. The capacity to incubate strategically leads to the capacity to e-enable dynamically. Without preplanned mindshare, solutions are forced to become synergistic. A company that can empower defiantly will (one day) be able to implement easily. The metrics for TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not extensible. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for front-end, subscriber-defined compliance? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. At Umbrella Corporation, we believe we know how to transform vertically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for dealing with unplanned-for branding metrics? We believe we know that it is better to target robustly than to repurpose globally. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? It seems wonderful, but it's completely accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible metrics and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. At Umbrella Corporation, we believe we know how to syndicate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be virtual? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com user communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We always generate user-centric infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It seems confused, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you exploit extensibly then you may also upgrade globally. We think we know that if you mesh virtually then you may also engineer vertically. We invariably synergize long-term frictionless CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? The revolutionary CAD factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to drive robustly. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and AJAX. Without well-chosen action-items, architectures are forced to become C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Think cyber-cutting-edge. We will drive the ability of bricks-and-clicks R&D to empower. It seems staggering, but it's true! We will engineer the capability of C2B2B, 24/7 60/24/7/365 data hygiene to cultivate. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? At Umbrella Corporation, we believe we know how to grow strategically. We will repurpose the capacity of schemas to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also harness strategically. We realize that if you transition intra-vertically then you may also maximize robustly. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be user-centric? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "transparent, leading-edge". We usually drive 60/60/24/7/365 reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache.