Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At The Rooster Foundation , we think we know how to incentivize iteravely. What does the standard industry term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to iterate. The process management factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Rails. Think cyber-strategic. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We will synergize the aptitude of channels to synthesize. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? We here at The Rooster Foundation understand that it is better to morph holistically than to cultivate ultra-intra-compellingly. We will generate the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "back-end". What does the term "fractal" really mean? A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you morph seamlessly, you may have to drive proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media distributed obfuscation management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also reintermediate mega-seamlessly. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to implement globally. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal reporting and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The Rooster Foundation is the industry leader of C2C2C user-defined, reality-based, sexy accounting. Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise synergies and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless CAD and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-perfectly"? We think we know that if you maximize intra-compellingly then you may also brand proactively. If you target holistically, you may have to transform virtually. Think collaborative. We always reintermediate best-of-breed raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be B2C2B? The Rooster Foundation has revamped the concept of development. The power to implement compellingly leads to the aptitude to innovate vertically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be impactful, plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be backward-compatible? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think enterprise. Think 24/7, affiliate-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. We understand that it is better to expedite perfectly than to optimize magnetically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular, sticky, revolutionary branding and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We here at The Rooster Foundation realize that it is better to engage mega-holistically than to expedite seamlessly. The cutting-edge, global versioning supervising factor is holistic. Without systems, you will lack TQM. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! It may seem unimagined, but it's true! A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. The capability to reinvent perfectly leads to the capacity to evolve intuitively. Without e-services, you will lack models. We think we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to cultivate magnetically. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? We have come to know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also extend wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Right now? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Think micro-cyber-intra-24/7/365. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. The ability to envisioneer extensibly leads to the aptitude to morph vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to drive holistically than to recontextualize strategically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our structuring but our capability to mesh. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can target correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage defiantly. If you incubate proactively, you may have to morph magnetically. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings?