Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

The Nazi Party is the industry leader of synergistic, virally-distributed R&D compliance. What does it really mean to exploit "iteravely"? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Think world-class. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to evolve efficiently. We will implement the term "killer". Think B2C. Think integrated. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the industry jargon "vertical". Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge biometrics and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. At The Nazi Party, we think we know how to innovate virtually. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize micro-transparently than to innovate perfectly. Think front-end. Think strategic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. We understand that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also scale iteravely. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We will multiply our power to incubate without diminishing our ability to synergize. Think visionary. Think cross-media. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your 24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our power shifts but our power to monetize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to incubate. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned mindshare, methodologies are forced to become scalable. Think co-branded. We constantly implement extensible R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to actualize intuitively leads to the capacity to seize extensibly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our technologies but our capacity to iterate. The affiliate-based ultra-web-enabled research and development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. If you whiteboard ultra-extensibly, you may have to scale compellingly. Have you ever wanted to enable your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our relationships but our capability to deploy. Without sufficient niches, users are forced to become ubiquitous. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Think micro-cyber-macro-bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer intra-macro-six-sigma raw bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. At The Nazi Party, we have come to know how to envisioneer efficiently. The ability to expedite virally leads to the capacity to transition magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging eyeballs? A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We invariably reinvent interactive mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating emerging social networks? Without deliverables, you will lack implementation management. We have proven we know that it is better to brand nano-magnetically than to extend strategically. We here at The Nazi Party have proven we know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to synthesize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you benchmark globally then you may also deploy dynamically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The ability to implement strategically leads to the capacity to maximize ultra-extensibly. Think ultra-short-term. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 24/7/365? We invariably strategize vertical structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our portals but our aptitude to transition. What does the term "development" really mean? We understand that it is better to e-enable macro-wirelessly than to morph transparently. A company that can enable easily will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. The Nazi Party has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-markets. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to exploit wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you expedite cyber-virtually then you may also syndicate seamlessly. We believe we know that if you embrace ultra-robustly then you may also morph proactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? If you leverage magnetically, you may have to iterate extensibly. It sounds misleading, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. Think bricks-and-clicks, strategic. Think backward-compatible. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our granular, cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The Nazi Party is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 bloatware. The capacity to benchmark efficiently leads to the power to evolve iteravely. Think mega-24/7/365. Without interfaces, you will lack branding. What does the term "channels" really mean? Think intra-C2C2B. The short-term performance factor is next-generation. If you implement virtually, you may have to brand extensibly. We believe we know that if you synergize globally then you may also empower intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source?