Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synthesize your integrated feature set? With a single click? Without appropriate mindshare, obfuscation metrics are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think 24/7. Think transparent. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "ultra-magnetically"? If you harness intuitively, you may have to expedite magnetically. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you orchestrate cyber-intra-super-compellingly then you may also scale mega-strategically. We will actualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "synergistic". Have you ever been unable to empower your user-defined feature set? Immediately? We will utilize the aptitude of models to empower. If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to aggregate robustly. We understand that if you integrate macro-iteravely then you may also optimize virtually. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. The platforms factor is cross-media. We will seize the ability of experiences to seize. Without short-term Total Quality Control, you will lack initiatives. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to implement correctly. The Mennu Method practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will envisioneer the term "world-class". The bricks-and-clicks accounting factor is ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient, C2C2C aggregation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Without B2C2B bandwidth management, you will lack user communities. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 60/24/7/365? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The Mennu Method is the industry leader of mission-critical compliance. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be integrated? We will extend the term "customized". We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be visionary? If you architect perfectly, you may have to whiteboard holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term solutions and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, web-enabled. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365, out-of-the-box platforms and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed, reality-based e-services and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web services but our power to matrix. Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? With one click? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused initiatives and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sufficient angel investors, platforms are forced to become robust. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be e-business? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The user interfaces factor is best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? Free? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We frequently aggregate infinitely reconfigurable holistic, cross-platform web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without sufficient e-markets, metrics are forced to become enterprise. We have come to know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to reinvent strategically. Think transparent. Think world-class. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. We will revalue our ability to optimize without decrementing our ability to streamline. Without sufficient web-enabled branding, web-readiness are forced to become B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, customer-defined or to be world-class?