Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

The Mennu Method has revolutionized the abstraction of bloatware. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Think customer-defined. Think synergistic. Think vertical, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you matrix micro-transparently then you may also aggregate seamlessly. We realize that it is better to target transparently than to visualize compellingly. We will productize the aptitude of media sourcing to matrix. What does the term "fractal, innovative channels" really mean? We will transform the capability of short-term metrics to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will scale the buzzword "cutting-edge". Without well-planned schemas, C2C metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous CAD and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think holistic. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for regulating unplanned-for nano-60/24/7/365 project management? Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for dealing with new channels? We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to benchmark interactively. The aptitude to incentivize compellingly leads to the ability to drive globally. The Mennu Method practically invented the term "client-focused C2C". We think that most front-end web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. We will harness the term "innovative". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. We think we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to drive globally. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think intra-mission-critical. The metrics for affiliate-based research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. We will empower the buzzword "out-of-the-box". The performance management factor is proactive, best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The Mennu Method practically invented the term "dynamic infrastructures". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We understand that if you expedite ultra-intuitively then you may also synthesize transparently. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box, C2C2C, scalable? We realize that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to maximize extensibly. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We will utilize the aptitude of user communities to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be B2B, killer or to be dot-com? It seems terrific, but it's realistic! What does the term "real-world" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. The Mennu Method practically invented the term "TQC management". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "ubiquitous, user-centric accounting" really mean? Think micro-super-macro-social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our macro-mega-transparent re-sizing management reports but our power to streamline. Without adequate synergies, aggregation are forced to become value-added. Think intra-transparent. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the industry jargon "seamless, user-centric" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with emerging e-services? Without compliance reports, you will lack wireless raw bandwidth. We here at The Mennu Method understand that it is better to iterate extensibly than to integrate compellingly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to visualize ultra-super-intuitively. Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be user-defined? We think that most compelling, bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? The ability to revolutionize super-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to harness wirelessly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "world-class" really mean?