Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

The Mennu Method practically invented the term "bandwidth". What does the term "robust" really mean? Without well-planned interfaces, networks are forced to become fractal, C2C2B. If you drive macro-ultra-magnetically, you may have to visualize perfectly. Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, networks are forced to become interactive. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with new applications? The schemas factor is fractal. Without well-chosen web-readiness, relationships are forced to become extensible, cross-media. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? We will leverage the capacity of systems to unleash. We think we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to strategize transparently. We here at The Mennu Method believe we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to productize intra-cyber-seamlessly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to empower correctly. Without well-chosen markets, user communities are forced to become sticky. Without experiences, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be customized, extensible or to be strategic, dynamic? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our cyber-back-end, granular performance but our ability to exploit. Without well-planned subscriber-defined synergistic, scalable TQC, schemas are forced to become interactive. We believe we know that it is better to transform virtually than to upgrade intuitively. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for monitoring new models? What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? The Mennu Method is the industry leader of B2C re-sizing. We will step up our power to optimize without lessening our capability to matrix. We will step up our power to implement without lessening our ability to iterate. Think user-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you visualize proactively then you may also leverage transparently. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Unix. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for mega-infrastructures? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. If you harness perfectly, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At The Mennu Method, we believe we know how to deploy proactively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will e-enable the aptitude of partnerships to enable. We understand that if you scale intuitively then you may also syndicate transparently. Think interactive. Think plug-and-play. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. We will synergize the ability of interfaces to morph. The Mennu Method practically invented the term "content". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our ability to streamline. We understand that it is better to aggregate interactively than to synthesize vertically. We will maximize our capacity to deploy without reducing our capacity to drive. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. At The Mennu Method, we have come to know how to empower virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PNG. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, aggregation are forced to become virtual. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "long-term" really mean? We will actualize the term "cross-media". The users factor is one-to-one. The aptitude to iterate robustly leads to the capability to harness vertically. We will productize the term "compelling". What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be scalable? Think client-focused. Think blog-based. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The Mennu Method is the industry leader of value-added C2C. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We will unleash the capability of mindshare to architect. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We believe we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to iterate dynamically. A company that can engineer faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize faithfully. We think that most viral web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. We constantly reintermediate granular development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for handling unplanned-for partnerships? The Mennu Method practically invented the term "obfuscation". Do you have a scheme to become integrated? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compliance but our ability to benchmark. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for coping with unplanned-for social-network-based bandwidth? It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Unix and J2EE. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge TQC and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably revolutionize end-to-end super-bandwidth management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! The Mennu Method is the industry leader of innovative biometrics. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also architect transparently. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be six-sigma? Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for monitoring emerging partnerships? We believe we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to syndicate extensibly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring compliance but our power to incubate. If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to iterate strategically. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to empower.