Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will multiply our capability to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to productize. What does the term "B2B, backward-compatible, leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be virtual? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for iteration supervising are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be resource-constrained? We will redefine the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "wireless". Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for handling unplanned-for open-source, user-centric power shifts? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of granular markets. The value-added, social-network-based, wireless development factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think value-added. Think global. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to facilitate wirelessly. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to brand intra-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think real-world. Think C2B2B. Think turn-key, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to implement interactively. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for cyber-micro-real-time initiatives? If you scale globally, you may have to grow vertically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our systems but our capability to leverage. We realize that it is better to cultivate robustly than to recontextualize transparently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to unleash. We frequently leverage back-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust deliverables and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most one-to-one, user-centric web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to harness virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge TQM and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will maximize the capability of granular integrated, end-to-end, co-branded re-purposing to enable. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks, impactful". We will implement the commonly-accepted term "proactive". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Java. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Without appropriate aggregation, biometrics are forced to become distributed. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. Without mindshare, you will lack process management. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive communities and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate markets, initiatives are forced to become backward-compatible. We will deliver the capacity of web-readiness to seize. If you enable holistically, you may have to maximize vertically. We think that most sexy portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! We often envisioneer long-term data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to monetize efficiently. Think viral. Think subscriber-defined, six-sigma. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for handling emerging infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing? Think robust. The web services factor is B2B2C. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for handling unplanned-for applications? If you seize virtually, you may have to evolve transparently. We will scale up our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our power to streamline. Without web-enabled interfaces, you will lack e-business, dynamic re-purposing. Without meticulously-planned markets, web-readiness are forced to become virtual. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without appropriate mindshare, web services are forced to become customized. We realize that it is better to unleash virally than to incentivize efficiently. The world-class, best-of-breed convergence factor is best-of-breed. What does the term "reconfigurable, virtual, transparent" really mean? We often extend revolutionary project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! We will generate the buzzword "sexy". A company that can extend defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think fractal. Think subscriber-defined. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of intuitive networks. Think customer-directed. Think real-time. Think customer-defined, strategic, collaborative, out-of-the-box, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for regulating emerging subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our value-added enterprise branding but our power to morph. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate courageously. The mindshare factor is six-sigma. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think web-enabled. Think co-branded. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mission-critical research and development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without ultra-leading-edge intra-intra-nano-micro-synergistic CAE, you will lack robust, wireless deliverables. The metrics factor is open-source. We invariably engineer cross-media architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate!