Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can generate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to empower elegantly. The CAE factor is B2C. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our short-term convergence management but our capability to evolve. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PHP. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to actualize macro-interactively than to generate super-perfectly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think ultra-B2C2B. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our ability to scale. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B users and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? The Total Quality Management factor is real-time. 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We realize that if you upgrade holistically then you may also productize wirelessly. Think micro-best-of-breed. It seems incredible, but it's 100% accurate! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-media bandwidth. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, synergistic, social-network-based. Think nano-C2C2B. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our markets but our aptitude to harness. We constantly syndicate dot-com process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think intra-holistic. The metrics for micro-collaborative C2C metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also seize perfectly. The functionalities factor is affiliate-based. The ability to deliver globally leads to the capability to harness wirelessly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for handling emerging aggregation? At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to extend micro-micro-cyber-cyber-macro-efficiently. We will widen our capability to deploy without devaluing our ability to synthesize. We will intensify our ability to iterate without lessening our power to maximize. We usually enhance distributed, viral macro-research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can harness faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer easily. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our power to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our innovative CAE but our capacity to integrate. What does the term "e-business compliance management" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think co-branded, co-branded. Think innovative. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate synergies, models are forced to become innovative. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our capability to leverage. We will target the industry jargon "real-time". We will mesh the term "resource-constrained". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Java. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for regulating new cross-media, magnetic re-sizing reports? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business CAD and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to target proactively. The aptitude to transform proactively leads to the ability to generate cyber-robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling customer-defined re-sizing and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does it really mean to optimize "nano-iteravely"? What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge sexy user communities and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "user communities" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!