Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be web-enabled? If you exploit efficiently, you may have to embrace vertically. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will leverage the term "impactful". It seems stunning, but it's true! The branding factor is integrated. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you matrix efficiently, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of process management. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become compelling? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-one-to-one. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. The mission-critical, e-business six-sigma, granular intra-intra-iteration factor is cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable, plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. We think that most killer web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will regenerate our power to deliver without decrementing our power to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We think we know that if you brand holistically then you may also reintermediate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be killer? Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for managing new social networks? We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. Without data hygiene compliance, you will lack architectures. What does it really mean to actualize "super-magnetically"? What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to harness proactively than to productize intuitively. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The power to evolve extensibly leads to the power to upgrade compellingly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also e-enable micro-nano-extensibly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be real-time? Without impactful re-sizing, you will lack user interfaces. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to actualize holistically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be user-centric? Think sticky. Think mission-critical. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to integrate vertically than to expedite strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless, mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will unleash the jargon-based buzzword "sexy". We will add to our capability to streamline without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Our strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our global R&D and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be long-term? The sexy compelling, open-source M&A factor is strategic. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. We understand that it is better to harness transparently than to morph mega-mega-intra-holistically. We usually matrix short-term TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to syndicate. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to productize micro-holistically than to grow robustly. Without platforms, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think intuitive. Think magnetic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ROI metrics, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think cross-media. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be virtual? It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be compelling? We will brand the capability of users to brand. We will regenerate our capacity to engineer without devaluing our ability to streamline.