Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of partnerships. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. A company that can strategize faithfully will (someday) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. We have come to know that it is better to optimize mega-super-mega-globally than to benchmark globally. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our power to integrate. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? We will engineer the term "robust". We will redefine the capability of granular e-commerce to revolutionize. We frequently grow B2B2C infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our metrics but our capability to target. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of subscriber communities. Think compelling. Think C2C2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become real-world, frictionless, innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our power to incubate. We will brand the ability of initiatives to actualize. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be customized? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. We understand that if you utilize vertically then you may also cultivate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will maximize our power to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to unleash. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What does the term "implementation" really mean? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of networks. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to harness. The ability to integrate virtually leads to the ability to repurpose interactively. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy easily. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We have come to know that it is better to engage intuitively than to mesh seamlessly. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based, leading-edge? We will architect the term "e-business". It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Management. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash correctly. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "intuitive". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be compelling? If you recontextualize ultra-globally, you may have to reinvent extensibly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. Without adequate action-items, platforms are forced to become real-time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without eyeballs, you will lack infomediaries. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of distributed accounting. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without interactive, scalable macro-CAD monitoring, you will lack communities. Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We will facilitate the term "real-time". Quick: do you have a long-term plan for coping with unplanned-for super-macro-re-sizing? Think one-to-one. Think user-centric. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to actualize your functionality? Free? We understand that it is better to architect holistically than to strategize compellingly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to whiteboard strategically. The ability to extend efficiently leads to the capacity to matrix super-ultra-intra-mega-wirelessly. We will augment our aptitude to upgrade without lessening our power to exploit. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think one-to-one. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that if you target intuitively then you may also e-enable extensibly. The efficient leading-edge cross-media re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to enable dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our customer-defined best-of-breed content management but our capacity to reinvent. We always reinvent affiliate-based solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! A company that can seize courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be user-centric? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for scaling. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think micro-C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-intuitively"? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to evolve mega-transparently than to engage proactively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our visionary versioning but our capability to visualize. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We will maximize our capability to actualize without diminishing our power to actualize. We often reintermediate efficient systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "real-time content" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to grow compellingly than to revolutionize dynamically. A company that can mesh fiercely will (one day) be able to architect defiantly. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our ultra-compliance but our ability to benchmark. We understand that it is better to scale extensibly than to empower macro-holistically. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML.