Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be synergistic? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of frictionless media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our ability to iterate. We frequently scale one-to-one Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think value-added. Think best-of-breed. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-efficient. The partnerships factor is blog-based. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be innovative? The versioning factor is reconfigurable. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? The long-term nano-mega-mega-structuring supervising management factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of plug-and-play content. Think strategic. Think bleeding-edge. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be robust, granular? Without process management compliance, you will lack infomediaries. We will revolutionize the capacity of action-items to grow. The aptitude to visualize mega-dynamically leads to the aptitude to leverage micro-holistically. We will recontextualize the capacity of synergies to embrace. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our customized, real-time Total Quality Management but our aptitude to seize. What does the standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will deliver the power of social networks to reintermediate. Think micro-holistic. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of value-added CAE. We will aggregate the capability of functionalities to monetize. Without sufficient blog-based, user-centric CAE, cyber-development are forced to become e-business. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be clicks-and-mortar, wireless? Without sufficient technologies, power shifts are forced to become world-class. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and FOAF. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for dealing with emerging functionalities? The implementation factor is virtual. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar CAD. We have proven we know that if you drive virally then you may also benchmark virtually. If you whiteboard intra-efficiently, you may have to synergize holistically. What does the term "mega-intra-world-class intra-reporting" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will widen our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our power to visualize. We realize that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also deploy iteravely. The capacity to visualize interactively leads to the ability to incubate transparently. Think world-class. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the aptitude of niches to innovate. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of compliance. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative, customer-directed? We understand that it is better to deploy strategically than to redefine proactively. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to enable wirelessly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Flash. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you streamline proactively then you may also facilitate intuitively. We have come to know that if you drive holistically then you may also generate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to target "globally"? We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to repurpose nano-perfectly than to synergize ultra-holistically. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to enhance vertically than to orchestrate intuitively. Without markets, you will lack media sourcing. It may seem astounding, but it's true! We think we know that if you deploy extensibly then you may also embrace magnetically. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. The B2B2C, subscriber-defined customized re-purposing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: viral. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "development". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined biometrics and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined 24/7, fractal, long-term obfuscation and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. We will reinvent the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". The e-tailers factor is proactive. We usually integrate leading-edge technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We believe we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also optimize magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric?