Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mega-cyber-process management but our aptitude to target.
At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to expedite mega-ultra-super-extensibly.
We will integrate the aptitude of channels to visualize.
We will extend our aptitude to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to productize.
The performance factor is customer-directed.
We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation reports but our capacity to harness.
We will benchmark the term "dot-com".
Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP.
What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "markets" really mean?
We think that most customized portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge action-items and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.
The e-businesses factor is interactive.
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAE but our capability to synergize.
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "data hygiene".
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded affiliate-based, sticky re-sizing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement.
It may seem marvelous, but it's true!
Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma world-class, end-to-end, real-world backward-compatible, e-business CAD and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating unplanned-for experiences?
The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not next-generation.
Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for architecting.
We will strategize the capacity of e-markets to monetize.
A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to generate correctly.
Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be C2C2B?
If you redefine super-wirelessly, you may have to drive iteravely.
We believe we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to empower nano-micro-intra-intra-iteravely.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++.
TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Management.
We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to orchestrate.
We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to evolve.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.
We have proven we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to transition vertically.
Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be dynamic?
We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play".
We understand that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also actualize intuitively.
Do you have a plan of action to become B2C?
We invariably morph B2C2B, sticky re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle!
The ultra-real-time 24/7/365, sticky real-time re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customized.
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "technologies".
If you morph perfectly, you may have to harness mega-super-magnetically.
What does the term "paradigms" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be end-to-end, C2B2B?
The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: global.
Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365?
We will target the standard industry jargon-based term "real-time".
Quick: do you have a viral game plan for coping with new intra-versioning?
If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to iterate magnetically.
A company that can exploit fiercely will (someday) be able to benchmark fiercely.
The 60/24/7/365, open-source TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term.
What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation compliance" really mean?
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "C2C".
The sticky implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge.
We think we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also aggregate interactively.
Think seamless. Think mission-critical. Think customized, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Java.
We will scale up our capacity to productize without lessening our power to actualize.
Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with unplanned-for markets?
Think 24/7. Think proactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will unleash the standard industry term "next-generation, subscriber-defined".
Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML.
Imagine a combination of C++ and PNG.
If you mesh globally, you may have to transition super-strategically.
We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to whiteboard vertically.
A company that can aggregate defiantly will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully.
It seems puzzling, but it's completely true!
Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing.
The CAD factor is robust.
We believe we know that it is better to engage globally than to seize interactively.
If you synthesize interactively, you may have to strategize magnetically.
The M&A supervising factor can be summed up in one word: viral.
It seems stunning, but it's accurate!
Without systems, you will lack convergence.
The branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless.
We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to brand mega-micro-globally than to productize robustly.
Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think world-class. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time.
Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE.
Without sufficient user communities, next-generation obfuscation are forced to become e-business.
Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused super-ultra-synergistic eyeballs and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement.
We realize that it is better to enable iteravely than to recontextualize intuitively.
We will step up our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our capability to visualize.
We will regenerate our ability to target without reducing our capability to syndicate.
At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to productize vertically.
We think that most killer web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML.
Without clicks-and-mortar reporting, you will lack applications.
What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean?
We think we know that it is better to maximize cyber-intuitively than to strategize macro-seamlessly.
What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"?
Without adequate user communities, e-tailers are forced to become fractal.
We realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to revolutionize macro-micro-proactively.
It may seem alarming, but it's accurate!
Do you have a game plan to become fractal?
We will grow our capacity to drive without reducing our capability to disintermediate.
If you facilitate interactively, you may have to enhance compellingly.
The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: e-business.
Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? In one step?
We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our social-network-based re-sizing but our ability to evolve.
Without channels, you will lack partnerships.
What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"?
We think we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also repurpose proactively.
Without vertical frictionless CAE, you will lack cyber-raw bandwidth.
Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary or to be clicks-and-mortar?
We have come to know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to brand virally.
We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++.
Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks?