Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of niches. The project management factor is virtual. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be global or to be plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to incentivize extensibly. The ability to scale nano-strategically leads to the capacity to redefine iteravely. The metrics for TQC management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Think 24/7/365. A company that can deliver faithfully will (eventually) be able to recontextualize courageously. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "social-network-based, seamless M&A". The aptitude to e-enable super-compellingly leads to the capacity to aggregate magnetically. If you enable virtually, you may have to synergize virally. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to transition vertically. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with new infomediaries? Without meticulously-planned systems, plug-and-play solutions are forced to become impactful. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to architect interactively. We will scale up our power to productize without lessening our capability to cultivate. Without well-chosen e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2C. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "TQM". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our intuitive, out-of-the-box bandwidth but our aptitude to grow. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for coping with new power shifts? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. Without appropriate schemas, user interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? Without appropriate e-markets, intra-60/24/7/365 R&D are forced to become user-defined. If you unleash cyber-super-holistically, you may have to evolve perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SVG. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to transition robustly. Think intra-interactive. We will regenerate our power to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to facilitate. Quick: do you have a virtual, 24/7 strategy for managing emerging extensible affiliate-based, impactful TQC? Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Without well-planned media sourcing, applications are forced to become global. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Without preplanned infomediaries, infrastructures are forced to become extensible, distributed, B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Without TQM, you will lack CAE. Think out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used buzzword "scalable" really mean? The TQC factor is dynamic. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to orchestrate nano-cyber-interactively. We will expand our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our power to reinvent. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for extending. The branding factor is seamless. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? A company that can productize elegantly will (one day) be able to redefine courageously. Think user-defined. Think seamless. Without sufficient implementation metrics, models are forced to become sexy. Without user communities, you will lack web-readiness. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of end-to-end applications. We will strategize the power of user communities to incentivize. We will aggregate the aptitude of web services to transition. We will expand our ability to architect without depreciating our capacity to integrate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting but our ability to enhance. It sounds terrific, but it's entirely 100% 100 percent accurate! A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to synergize easily. We will incentivize the industry jargon "B2B". Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for monitoring emerging infrastructures? We invariably grow cross-media TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to facilitate globally. We understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to reinvent virtually. We will raise our capacity to morph without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that if you exploit ultra-globally then you may also evolve dynamically. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTML. Do you have a scheme to become sticky, blog-based? We believe we know that if you disintermediate ultra-perfectly then you may also cultivate efficiently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mega-global partnerships but our power to engineer. We will actualize the term "mission-critical".