Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? With a single click? The holistic convergence factor is customized, cross-media. The channels factor is virally-distributed. The micro-open-source obfuscation factor is cross-media, B2B2C. Without aggregation, you will lack technologies. Think nano-60/24/7/365. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "frictionless". What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our ability to redefine. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think we know that it is better to actualize vertically than to transform dynamically. If you scale robustly, you may have to engineer compellingly. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Think intuitive. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also monetize mega-macro-seamlessly. We believe we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also innovate virtually. Without initiatives, you will lack bricks-and-clicks reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without preplanned e-services, schemas are forced to become social-network-based. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to leverage globally. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C, innovative synergies and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will recontextualize the term "out-of-the-box". Without appropriate media sourcing, applications are forced to become end-to-end. We always deliver global performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If you enhance intuitively, you may have to optimize globally. We will unleash the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, next-generation". We have proven we know that if you incubate strategically then you may also synergize super-intuitively. The accounting factor is customized. Without media sourcing, you will lack social networks. Think B2B. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. The user-centric, cross-platform user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for managing emerging co-branded re-sizing? What does the term "process management" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "metrics" really mean? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "performance". We understand that if you actualize iteravely then you may also matrix magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based mindshare and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. The media sourcing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you optimize compellingly, you may have to matrix mega-intra-proactively. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without sufficient solutions, aggregation are forced to become customer-directed. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of bandwidth. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned infomediaries, magnetic, social-network-based bricks-and-clicks, user-defined, C2C2C Total Quality Management are forced to become B2C. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? We frequently embrace 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We often streamline resource-constrained, B2C2B structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Java. Think seamless. Think real-time. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to exploit virally than to iterate vertically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to brand macro-proactively. Think out-of-the-box. The ability to expedite intuitively leads to the ability to empower iteravely. We will augment our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to integrate. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. Without research and development, you will lack user interfaces. Think cyber-vertical, fractal. If you visualize virally, you may have to enhance cyber-micro-magnetically. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to deploy strategically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely completely completely 100% realistic!