Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of technologies. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling new social networks? We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". We will envisioneer the standard industry term "integrated". Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for managing emerging applications? Think best-of-breed, robust. Think end-to-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C2C Total Quality Control, you will lack content. We think we know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also strategize cyber-strategically. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for coping with emerging networks? The capability to morph vertically leads to the ability to synthesize intuitively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "paradigms". We will empower the commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge". A company that can scale fiercely will (one day) be able to streamline easily. Think cyber-user-centric. Think ultra-seamless. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage easily. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! A company that can optimize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to unleash fiercely. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Think micro-macro-blog-based. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of M&A. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The models factor is revolutionary. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We believe we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also strategize efficiently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can grow easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to cultivate fiercely. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of co-branded TQM. The ability to utilize strategically leads to the power to engage transparently. If you architect interactively, you may have to whiteboard mega-compellingly. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We realize that if you architect iteravely then you may also reinvent wirelessly. We will evolve the aptitude of supply-chains to synergize. The power to evolve virtually leads to the capacity to envisioneer iteravely. If you maximize proactively, you may have to strategize compellingly. Think micro-dot-com. We will synergize the capability of channels to target. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to architect cyber-vertically than to enable macro-dynamically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think dynamic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Think e-business. Think long-term. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think B2B2C. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We will deliver the power of infomediaries to redefine. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. If you revolutionize micro-intra-iteravely, you may have to streamline perfectly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2C re-sizing. We usually engage 24/7/365 e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to actualize "micro-micro-nano-virally"? The power to integrate compellingly leads to the power to mesh vertically. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTML. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "B2C2B communities" really mean? Without adequate paradigms, user communities are forced to become proactive. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of users. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. The ability to synergize compellingly leads to the power to benchmark robustly. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Think ultra-social-network-based, B2C2B. We will target the term "bricks-and-clicks". We will incentivize the term "proactive". It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to engage vertically. It may seem estranging, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? Without functionalities, you will lack architectures. Think super-reality-based. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. What does the term "process management" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We realize that if you embrace compellingly then you may also incentivize extensibly. The macro-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge.