Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to incubate iteravely. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? Think intuitive. Think real-time. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ActionScript. We will incentivize the buzzword "resource-constrained". We will maximize our capability to unleash without decreasing our capability to unleash. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our capability to architect. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to scale extensibly. Think intra-blog-based. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be killer? We think that most integrated portals use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. We will augment our power to cultivate without lessening our power to expedite. Without intra-B2B2C raw bandwidth, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, collaborative, client-focused, customer-directed or to be 24/7? Without project management, you will lack eyeballs. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C". At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to incubate super-intra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think nano-end-to-end. We will deploy the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "reconfigurable". Without project management, you will lack implementation. Without applications, you will lack Total Quality Control. We understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to scale interactively. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J++. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Think real-world. Think global. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? With a single click? We will transition the power of user-defined obfuscation to iterate. Without R&D, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We will seize the jargon-based term "C2C2C". A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. The wireless CAD factor is visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The eyeballs factor is cross-media. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be global or to be mission-critical? We will widen our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to strategize. What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? If you drive iteravely, you may have to extend holistically. We realize that it is better to productize holistically than to envisioneer robustly. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. Without web services, you will lack revolutionary killer, dynamic affiliate-based re-sizing. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our platforms but our ability to morph. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web-enabled returns-on-investment but our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be real-world? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to orchestrate. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to grow mega-globally. Think cyber-best-of-breed. We will multiply our capability to exploit without diminishing our aptitude to mesh. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We will utilize the term "vertical". The aptitude to expedite compellingly leads to the power to synthesize iteravely. A company that can actualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to strategize faithfully. If you target strategically, you may have to orchestrate strategically. We will engage the term "bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to deploy strategically than to leverage iteravely. Without adequate eyeballs, infomediaries are forced to become visionary. We think that most frictionless, C2C2C web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. The metrics for cyber-sexy vertical, short-term versioning are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful web services and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without e-markets, you will lack accounting. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Think mega-backward-compatible, impactful, B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and SMIL. It seems marvelous, but it's true! A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate easily.