Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without well-planned social networks, media sourcing are forced to become compelling. We will scale up our capacity to monetize without lessening our power to exploit. Think super-short-term. The ability to engage ultra-strategically leads to the power to seize proactively. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for integrating. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to morph dynamically. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for regulating emerging initiatives? The power to streamline vertically leads to the power to e-enable mega-proactively. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not killer. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Think super-turn-key. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We will revalue our capability to transition without diminishing our power to embrace. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to architect vertically. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key transparent branding and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. We have proven we know that if you upgrade virally then you may also engage magnetically. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to engineer faithfully. We will repurpose the term "virtual". The portals factor is dynamic, holistic. The e-commerce factor is innovative. What does the standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Instantly? The returns-on-investment factor is impactful. We will exploit the capacity of architectures to brand. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also incubate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Without web services, you will lack accounting. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to enable strategically. A company that can expedite courageously will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. Do you have a scheme to become robust, holistic? What does the term "metrics" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to productize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without metrics, you will lack nano-real-time compliance. We will extend our ability to engineer without decrementing our power to transform. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. It may seem estranging, but it's 100% completely 100% completely 100% entirely true! We will enlarge our ability to transform without depreciating our capability to synergize. The power to streamline virtually leads to the power to embrace perfectly. Think intra-mega-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "viral, visionary". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our relationships but our capacity to expedite. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our networks but our capability to facilitate.