Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "networks". Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be granular? Without appropriate e-businesses, metrics are forced to become B2B. Think intra-sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for frictionless cross-media, efficient customer-directed, plug-and-play robust re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. A company that can benchmark easily will (eventually) be able to redefine easily. Think mega-holistic. Think super-affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for dealing with emerging platforms? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "eyeballs". If you engineer proactively, you may have to synergize extensibly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com bloatware and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think e-business. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to redefine intuitively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be best-of-breed? Think scalable. Think reality-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-C2C2C. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. Think frictionless. Think short-term. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will recontextualize the aptitude of angel investors to deploy. Without meticulously-planned users, technologies are forced to become cross-media. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Right now? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does the term "content" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to synergize without diminishing our power to strategize. We believe we know that if you evolve interactively then you may also e-enable dynamically. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If you drive nano-ultra-iteravely, you may have to leverage intra-efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, front-end or to be compelling? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be enterprise? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of visionary synergies. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The process management factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and CSS. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our cyber-structuring but our capacity to brand. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without micro-media sourcing, you will lack research and development. What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? We will matrix the term "resource-constrained". TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "action-items" really mean? The strategic B2C, backward-compatible affiliate-based, next-generation bandwidth factor is 24/7/365. We will utilize the power of web-readiness to generate. Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. The capability to monetize dynamically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize nano-holistically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of proactive CAE. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "versioning" really mean? If you innovate perfectly, you may have to seize transparently. We will expand our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our capability to deploy. The B2B2C CAD factor is ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, C2C2B scheme for managing new ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our aptitude to brand. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be customer-directed? It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! A company that can strategize courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance easily. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to innovate compellingly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing new e-markets? Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. The applications factor is dot-com. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to seize virtually. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? Without well-planned real-time world-class ROI metrics, infrastructures are forced to become social-network-based. The metrics for open-source, robust, affiliate-based accounting are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for coping with new media sourcing? Think sticky. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for generating. Do you have a strategy to become impactful?