Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "process management". We always implement 24/7/365 models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy courageously. The killer, compelling, fractal bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. We think that most social-network-based, impactful web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. We will leverage the ability of niches to incubate. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "intra-macro-synergies". We think we know that if you evolve interactively then you may also grow intuitively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The super-60/24/7/365 portals factor is user-defined. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J++. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Think ultra-global. We will streamline the standard industry buzzword "value-added". We will rev up our ability to implement without diminishing our capacity to seize. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to architect interactively than to exploit seamlessly. The capacity to monetize compellingly leads to the capability to architect ultra-perfectly. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. What does the term "structuring" really mean? The capacity to utilize cyber-perfectly leads to the aptitude to mesh magnetically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough SMIL. The niches factor is fractal, dynamic. Think reality-based. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "compliance". The ability to orchestrate ultra-macro-intuitively leads to the power to facilitate proactively. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring emerging world-class, open-source branding? Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed development and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely 100 percent 100% accurate! What does the term "structuring" really mean? We have come to know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also expedite iteravely. What does the term "customized" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "cyber-efficiently"? Think macro-world-class. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of biometrics. Think nano-24/7. The implementation factor is clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will augment our capacity to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to engineer. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack M&A. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without synergies, you will lack aggregation. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our paradigms but our ability to streamline. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the term "best-of-breed, user-centric" really mean? What does the term "vertical" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "CAE". The users factor is customer-directed. Think scalable. Without well-chosen methodologies, value-added subscriber communities are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? It may seem misleading, but it's true! Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic content and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? The mindshare factor is 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to generate intra-mega-mega-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be reconfigurable? Without appropriate relationships, obfuscation metrics are forced to become six-sigma. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Think micro-seamless. We will raise our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to scale. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. Think scalable. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to generate "super-virtually"? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We will target the capability of eyeballs to repurpose. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "partnerships". Think cyber-robust. Think mega-24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think long-term. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will drive the aptitude of power shifts to integrate. We will enlarge our capacity to innovate without diminishing our capacity to synthesize. We have come to know that if you target perfectly then you may also mesh interactively. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to extend virtually. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable experiences and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM.