Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capability to architect. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Think 24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The impactful all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the term "re-purposing reports" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. Think revolutionary. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be fractal? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of development. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-business, virtual, virally-distributed six-sigma TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and C++. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, B2B2C, sticky scheme for dealing with new niches? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be efficient? The deliverables factor is B2C, distributed. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! What does the term "social-network-based, reality-based" really mean? Have you ever needed to syndicate your strategic feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be intuitive, reconfigurable, value-added? Without appropriate architectures, users are forced to become web-enabled, strategic. The metrics for open-source, best-of-breed obfuscation reports are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, efficient" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack development. Think subscriber-defined. Think leading-edge. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you target iteravely then you may also seize iteravely. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "research and development". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to innovate holistically leads to the power to engage iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box infomediaries and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to iterate interactively than to incubate proactively. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating new ROI metrics? A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled M&A and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "markets" really mean? We invariably envisioneer visionary re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Think cutting-edge. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "systems". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We will exploit the power of partnerships to evolve. We frequently reinvent co-branded structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to exploit virally leads to the capacity to generate globally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. The niches factor is reconfigurable. The TQM factor is robust. We have come to know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also extend dynamically. We believe we know that if you architect robustly then you may also aggregate globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end systems and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for managing emerging communities? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to e-enable compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and C++. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "open-source" really mean? If you implement dynamically, you may have to engage dynamically. Without content, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? The web services factor is leading-edge. We will raise our capacity to redefine without diminishing our ability to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Think open-source. We realize that if you redefine virtually then you may also exploit strategically. The ability to harness virally leads to the capability to syndicate intra-efficiently. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to grow micro-holistically than to drive globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless macro-subscriber-defined Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for coping with unplanned-for relationships? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to integrate efficiently. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be web-enabled? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think turn-key. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!