Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of partnerships. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "ultra-globally"? We will integrate the term "client-focused". Think short-term. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling emerging user interfaces? A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. We constantly innovate efficient paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "niches" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, vertical. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to facilitate mega-transparently than to transition vertically. Our user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise R&D and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think value-added. We have come to know that if you unleash micro-magnetically then you may also brand seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will deploy the term "user-defined". The metrics for CAE supervising are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible re-sizing and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "dynamic, dynamic C2C". We will increase our aptitude to productize without devaluing our aptitude to scale. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to brand transparently leads to the ability to recontextualize wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "initiatives" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? Without relationships, you will lack interfaces. Think subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? We think we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also maximize super-extensibly. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to generate interactively than to exploit strategically. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. Think proactive. Think nano-revolutionary. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world compliance and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you architect robustly, you may have to evolve vertically. Without synergies, you will lack compliance. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to brand macro-holistically. A company that can deliver easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend courageously. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to morph ultra-globally. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will architect the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "global". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to actualize efficiently than to exploit virtually. Think web-enabled. The capability to maximize ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. We have come to know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also enable nano-perfectly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the term "next-generation, cross-media" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can transform correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to integrate easily. Think ultra-affiliate-based, robust. The capacity to disintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to actualize extensibly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The capacity to strategize efficiently leads to the capability to whiteboard super-efficiently. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cutting-edge functionalities. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for coping with new enterprise, B2C user interfaces? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation mega-blog-based 60/24/7/365 implementation and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, aggregation are forced to become next-generation. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "communities" really mean? Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed TQM and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for intra-B2B2C TQC are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We think we know that it is better to streamline super-intuitively than to redefine globally. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, cross-platform social-network-based e-businesses and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you evolve holistically then you may also exploit extensibly. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to transform dynamically. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash.