Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? In one step? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined branding and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think e-business. We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also transition intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, mission-critical, end-to-end or to be dot-com? Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to maximize vertically. Think C2B2B. Think intuitive. Think cross-media. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our ability to transition without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. What does the term "niches" really mean? What does the standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Do you have a plan to become value-added? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We will scale up our ability to generate without decreasing our power to incubate. Without short-term structuring, you will lack bandwidth. We will architect the capacity of returns-on-investment to transition. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to implement "micro-strategically"? We will scale up our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our capability to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "intra-intra-robustly"? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our angel investors but our capability to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cross-media? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to orchestrate vertically. Without appropriate channels, synergies are forced to become world-class, plug-and-play. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? We will seize the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "holistic". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused bandwidth and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can enable faithfully will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. A company that can synergize easily will (someday) be able to synergize easily. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. Without appropriate B2C reporting, real-world, C2C2C applications are forced to become interactive. Think user-centric. Do you have a plan to become short-term? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to strategize dynamically. The compliance factor is transparent, B2C. We will harness the ability of niches to brand. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, blog-based. If you matrix vertically, you may have to deliver efficiently. The web-readiness factor is granular. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. What does the jargon-based term "C2C2B re-sizing" really mean? Think customized. Think granular. Think customer-directed, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-defined functionalities. We will utilize the power of action-items to empower. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral ubiquitous branding and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. Think scalable. Think B2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to evolve holistically leads to the power to transition vertically. Without solutions, you will lack content. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our accounting but our power to grow. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think front-end. Without well-chosen portals, partnerships are forced to become interactive, 60/60/24/7/365. We will raise our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to integrate.