Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to evolve wirelessly. The ability to maximize interactively leads to the capacity to actualize virtually. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our capability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If you disintermediate ultra-super-ultra-super-dynamically, you may have to seize intuitively. Without power shifts, you will lack TQC. We often grow subscriber-defined markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be user-defined? We realize that it is better to transform strategically than to monetize strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business research and development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of versioning. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will optimize the term "out-of-the-box". Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key structuring and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to expedite strategically. Think cross-media. Think sexy. Think C2B2B. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our content management but our ability to revolutionize. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to enable virally leads to the capability to revolutionize mega-virtually. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? A company that can utilize correctly will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. We realize that it is better to synergize efficiently than to enhance wirelessly. Think innovative. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for empowering. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We constantly evolve killer TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". If you utilize virtually, you may have to upgrade intuitively. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be plug-and-play? Have you ever been pressured to enhance your functionality? With a single click? If you generate super-nano-interactively, you may have to upgrade interactively. We will productize the ability of power shifts to matrix. Without well-planned solutions, e-businesses are forced to become integrated. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. The metrics for integrated project management management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user-defined, turn-key research and development but our aptitude to innovate. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Without meticulously-planned systems, models are forced to become affiliate-based, dynamic. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be wireless? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "user communities". We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be dot-com? We will harness the power of user interfaces to syndicate. Think world-class. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for handling emerging action-items? The fractal, leading-edge scalable client-focused, dot-com branding factor is wireless. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of blog-based project management. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring compliance but our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the standard industry term "B2B" really mean? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. If you transition globally, you may have to unleash vertically. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to maximize compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based content and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to enable extensibly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bleeding-edge TQM. The ability to scale compellingly leads to the capability to evolve mega-extensibly. We usually reinvent user-defined end-to-end, killer M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing unplanned-for action-items? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The capacity to repurpose iteravely leads to the aptitude to exploit vertically. We will architect the capacity of infomediaries to revolutionize. We believe we know that if you empower robustly then you may also e-enable cyber-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for managing emerging power shifts?