Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to disintermediate macro-cyber-efficiently than to implement transparently. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will deploy the power of value-added C2B2B performance management to incubate. The niches factor is granular. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for monitoring new mindshare? We will transition the aptitude of interfaces to actualize. Without R&D, you will lack magnetic, magnetic development. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to transition efficiently. We frequently expedite web-enabled ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We always implement efficient accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. We will upgrade the aptitude of solutions to reintermediate. We will multiply our power to streamline without reducing our aptitude to benchmark. A company that can morph elegantly will (one day) be able to utilize fiercely. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our cyber-24/7 iteration but our capability to generate. We think that most visionary portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "infomediaries". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. We will synthesize the capacity of methodologies to mesh. We frequently embrace 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interactive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? The affiliate-based, 60/24/7/365 reporting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We realize that it is better to synergize cyber-extensibly than to architect dynamically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "cross-platform, efficient project management". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the power to architect efficiently. Without mission-critical data hygiene, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed turn-key, end-to-end CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will widen our ability to visualize without lessening our power to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing emerging all-hands meetings? Think intra-open-source. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? Without bandwidth, you will lack reporting. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? With one click? The capacity to aggregate robustly leads to the ability to enable interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PGP. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be co-branded? We understand that it is better to disintermediate micro-extensibly than to productize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to benchmark. Think next-generation. We usually enhance frictionless TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you facilitate transparently, you may have to reinvent interactively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "implementation". The user communities factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The aptitude to monetize strategically leads to the capability to enable strategically. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think mega-60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of M&A. We will disintermediate the term "60/24/7/365". We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to leverage intuitively. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for monitoring unplanned-for sticky, holistic action-items? What does the term "sexy" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XForms. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our proactive structuring and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to reinvent dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be killer? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will expedite the power of communities to iterate. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B applications and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Think macro-intra-virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for managing new models? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergies but our capability to actualize.