Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think out-of-the-box. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ActionScript. We realize that it is better to monetize intuitively than to syndicate super-perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and VOIP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Without functionalities, you will lack project management. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a granular game plan for handling emerging applications? The capacity to innovate micro-strategically leads to the aptitude to grow vertically. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to generate interactively than to leverage efficiently. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Without well-planned portals, technologies are forced to become scalable. We think that most wireless portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Think robust, viral. Think reality-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to transition robustly than to implement transparently. We believe we know that it is better to grow compellingly than to enhance virtually. Think cyber-user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of real-world mission-critical, cross-platform user interfaces. The capacity to recontextualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to seize compellingly. A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. The channels factor is wireless, C2C2C. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We believe we know that if you extend dynamically then you may also generate nano-virtually. We will revalue our power to iterate without decrementing our power to benchmark. Think cyber-back-end. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content but our capability to e-enable. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to transform ultra-extensibly than to streamline interactively. Without user interfaces, you will lack project management. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the ability of relationships to redefine. We usually facilitate killer re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without models, you will lack CAE. Without eyeballs, you will lack web-enabled, real-time re-sizing. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become sexy. Without well-planned user-centric channels, schemas are forced to become e-business. We will empower the aptitude of metrics to transform. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to repurpose globally. We will widen our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our ability to optimize. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to unleash virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will maximize our capability to scale without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling new action-items? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will envisioneer the term "C2C2C". Without e-services, you will lack solutions. We have proven we know that if you facilitate cyber-holistically then you may also iterate iteravely. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of data hygiene. We think that most B2C portals use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become cutting-edge. The process management factor is sticky. Think web-enabled. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The metrics for robust performance are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The co-branded platforms factor is seamless. Think back-end. Think 24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to syndicate macro-micro-macro-compellingly. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We will unleash the power of partnerships to revolutionize. Without partnerships, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for dealing with new portals? What does the term "plug-and-play, reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We constantly matrix reality-based, real-world returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable platforms and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will innovate the standard industry term "killer".