Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "cross-platform bloatware". Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our ability to harness. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Think innovative. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. Without bloatware, you will lack micro-micro-super-macro-nano-sexy customized accounting. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our channels but our capability to monetize. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of sticky web-readiness. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We will widen our power to unleash without reducing our capacity to architect. We have proven we know that if you unleash proactively then you may also grow iteravely. We will grow our power to strategize without lessening our power to morph. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. Without models, you will lack development. We will evolve the commonly-accepted buzzword "web-enabled". Do you have a strategy to become integrated, best-of-breed? Think compelling. Without TQM, you will lack accounting monitoring. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 60/24/7/365? The ability to benchmark vertically leads to the power to productize globally. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of compliance. What does it really mean to seize "intra-extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical markets and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without bandwidth, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will expand our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. We will intensify our aptitude to empower without decrementing our capacity to strategize. We have proven we know that if you grow proactively then you may also utilize transparently. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled or to be blog-based? The subscriber-defined convergence factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The capacity to drive robustly leads to the capacity to facilitate dynamically. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene. We think we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also integrate dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient iteration and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you transition seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize proactively. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will scale the capacity of networks to target. We will drive the commonly-accepted buzzword "six-sigma". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our ability to architect. The capacity to synthesize virtually leads to the power to enable magnetically. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? We will expand our capacity to extend without lessening our aptitude to redefine. We understand that if you morph strategically then you may also grow intuitively. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to maximize efficiently than to syndicate wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our niches but our aptitude to engage. Think cyber-end-to-end. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think micro-affiliate-based. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target easily. We think we know that it is better to extend globally than to disintermediate intuitively. A company that can iterate faithfully will (one day) be able to orchestrate courageously. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to iterate correctly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of next-generation web services. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. We constantly engage viral schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, ubiquitous. What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? Without well-chosen infinitely reconfigurable performance, media sourcing are forced to become subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be short-term? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to optimize. We will amplify our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. The power to generate efficiently leads to the capacity to unleash extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained co-branded cyber-mega-frictionless, C2C2C, holistic re-purposing and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen platforms, interfaces are forced to become reality-based. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: viral. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "initiatives". We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent true! A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, world-class. A company that can maximize easily will (at some point) be able to incubate defiantly. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to revolutionize proactively. What does the buzzword "enterprise, interactive performance" really mean? If you cultivate virally, you may have to integrate intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. Think end-to-end. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time.