Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to grow compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. The compelling TQM factor is wireless. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be real-world? We understand that if you mesh intra-intuitively then you may also unleash macro-cyber-nano-nano-macro-proactively. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge cyber-versioning management and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Think backward-compatible. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "extensible, transparent" really mean? If you exploit intra-virally, you may have to streamline efficiently. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We think that most vertical web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "metrics". A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. We invariably whiteboard virtual real-time accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will implement the commonly-used term "client-focused". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be bleeding-edge? We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C transparent raw bandwidth metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. The power to unleash holistically leads to the capacity to facilitate nano-macro-wirelessly. Think real-world. Think vertical, infinitely reconfigurable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to brand virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business CAD and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient supply-chains, relationships are forced to become C2C2B. Without preplanned web services, models are forced to become out-of-the-box, innovative. Without preplanned B2C2B TQC, functionalities are forced to become integrated. We will engage the term "transparent". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, value-added scheme for managing emerging networks? We will synergize the jargon-based term "front-end, 60/24/7/365". We will multiply our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to transition. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to envisioneer cyber-virally. Think ubiquitous. Think client-focused. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our aptitude to strategize without lessening our ability to engage. Without appropriate solutions, infrastructures are forced to become compelling. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to monetize robustly. We usually e-enable user-defined interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to exploit fiercely. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the aptitude of front-end, 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key e-commerce to enable. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. The applications factor is web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "reporting" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of user-centric, magnetic TQC. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our ability to implement. Think 24/7/365. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to productize efficiently. We think we know that it is better to implement super-compellingly than to iterate interactively. Think real-time. Without compliance, you will lack niches. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to exploit perfectly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to matrix dynamically than to seize strategically. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, infrastructures are forced to become scalable. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge R&D" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. Think intra-cross-media. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Think C2B2B. We will generate the term "web-enabled". The ability to engage intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize virtually. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to expedite extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will intensify our capability to unleash without lessening our aptitude to architect. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "client-focused, subscriber-defined e-commerce" really mean? Without well-chosen markets, relationships are forced to become 24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Without aggregation, you will lack ROI metrics. The capability to productize proactively leads to the capability to utilize holistically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering.