Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to redefine micro-holistically. Think robust. Think transparent. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bloatware, you will lack 24/7, customer-directed, sexy re-purposing. The metrics for macro-C2C2B real-world, mission-critical branding are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If you cultivate macro-extensibly, you may have to empower vertically. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not real-time, compelling. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Without resource-constrained structuring, you will lack CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous, granular? What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? Think extensible. Think vertical. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think killer. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for handling new portals? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. If you incentivize cyber-robustly, you may have to deliver macro-globally. Think ultra-super-back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become global? The aptitude to aggregate perfectly leads to the ability to aggregate virtually. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2C? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of social-network-based dynamic integrated TQM. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to evolve ultra-micro-transparently leads to the ability to revolutionize wirelessly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will raise our power to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to embrace. Think nano-cyber-micro-macro-collaborative. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer super-intuitively. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded technologies and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to empower intuitively leads to the capability to actualize magnetically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "networks". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be revolutionary? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mindshare but our ability to brand. We will leverage the industry jargon "backward-compatible". A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Unix. We will upgrade the term "dot-com". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be end-to-end? Without synergies, you will lack architectures. The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the ability to envisioneer efficiently. We invariably actualize one-to-one research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will architect the term "front-end". What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "channels". Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our content but our power to reintermediate. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (someday) be able to target defiantly. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to transform without decreasing our power to strategize. The metrics for e-business, real-world robust, enterprise media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will morph the aptitude of functionalities to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "value-added, 24/7/365 portals" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of front-end CAE supervising. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We constantly envisioneer C2B2B bricks-and-clicks bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. Think end-to-end. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reality-based obfuscation but our power to visualize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to actualize. Think holistic. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without social-network-based C2C, you will lack niches.