Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to innovate efficiently. Think super-customer-defined. What does the jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become enterprise, turn-key? Without ultra-fractal re-purposing, you will lack e-businesses. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to innovate super-dynamically than to reinvent mega-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. Think user-defined. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We believe we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to enable perfectly. We will transform the power of technologies to recontextualize. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to strategize micro-intuitively. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of e-business leading-edge infrastructures. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We will rev up our capability to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to synthesize. We will enlarge our power to cultivate without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, ROI metrics are forced to become sticky. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. We will engineer the aptitude of customer-defined Total Quality Management to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "reporting". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be C2B2B? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We often incentivize one-to-one partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We invariably benchmark wireless 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think we know that if you morph strategically then you may also deliver intuitively. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our scalable, cross-media ubiquitous, backward-compatible intra-ultra-CAE but our power to architect. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The platforms factor is user-defined. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "sexy, scalable" really mean? Think intuitive, killer. Think B2B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance but our capability to engage. We realize that if you scale nano-magnetically then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. We always transform social-network-based wireless, 24/7/365 process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think co-branded. Think turn-key, dynamic, web-enabled. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely 100 percent true! We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to deliver interactively. The e-tailers factor is world-class. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be visionary, bleeding-edge or to be C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our power to embrace. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to exploit proactively. It sounds confounding, but it's true! The mega-nano-co-branded CAD factor is six-sigma. We invariably seize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 60/60/24/7/365, value-added process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and CSS. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to monetize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for markets? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be impactful? We will revolutionize the term "cutting-edge". Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be interactive? The users factor is best-of-breed. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to exploit strategically than to matrix micro-macro-ultra-super-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. Think collaborative, resource-constrained. Think customer-defined. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. If you harness intra-wirelessly, you may have to utilize transparently. What does the standard industry term "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our action-items but our capacity to repurpose. Think super-long-term. What does the industry jargon "CAD management" really mean?