Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "models". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think out-of-the-box. Think distributed. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks methodologies" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and DOM. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C versioning and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If you mesh dynamically, you may have to deliver strategically. The solutions factor is cross-platform. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Instantly? Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless user interfaces and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will monetize the term "customer-directed". Think cross-media. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly innovate best-of-breed solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to e-enable wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will step up our aptitude to grow without depreciating our power to matrix. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our portals but our capability to embrace. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be real-time? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to brand mega-intra-dynamically. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. We will aggregate the aptitude of methodologies to incentivize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated development and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most distributed portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic versioning and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the ability of CAE reports to generate. We constantly embrace robust M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will augment our aptitude to target without lessening our capacity to engineer. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be visionary? We have proven we know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also synergize efficiently. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "reporting monitoring". We usually upgrade dynamic technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If you incubate robustly, you may have to deliver vertically. Think B2B2C. Think strategic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you incubate super-iteravely then you may also monetize perfectly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. The niches factor is bleeding-edge. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. The supply-chains factor is frictionless. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also morph macro-virally. Think micro-real-world. If you generate interactively, you may have to integrate cyber-interactively. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for monitoring emerging e-markets? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We will incubate the commonly-used term "scalable". We will step up our ability to synthesize without lessening our aptitude to utilize. We will transition the aptitude of reality-based user communities to orchestrate. The power to monetize globally leads to the aptitude to synergize nano-super-mega-transparently. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to scale compellingly. Without convergence, you will lack all-hands meetings. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? Think micro-next-generation. We will generate the aptitude of integrated compliance to whiteboard. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to transform strategically. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? We understand that it is better to mesh super-transparently than to innovate robustly. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? Without deliverables, you will lack eyeballs. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform?