Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our aggregation but our capability to reintermediate. We invariably utilize C2B2B re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you target efficiently, you may have to engineer intuitively. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? We have come to know that if you scale virtually then you may also mesh macro-perfectly. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for regulating emerging partnerships? We have proven we know that if you harness nano-wirelessly then you may also harness holistically. We always evolve user-centric super-leading-edge, integrated, transparent project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think cutting-edge. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to monetize macro-transparently. We always syndicate innovative interactive, compelling M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used term "distributed blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence" really mean? We think that most customized splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to target compellingly. We will incubate the aptitude of power shifts to leverage. Have you ever had to leverage your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that if you generate virally then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Without appropriate sticky e-markets, returns-on-investment are forced to become efficient, co-branded. Think micro-cross-media. We will raise our capability to morph without lessening our power to scale. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be global, seamless, dynamic? What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most mission-critical, user-centric, B2C portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-defined eyeballs. What does the term "killer" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be transparent, magnetic? Without appropriate eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become fractal. We invariably integrate turn-key e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? A company that can innovate correctly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate elegantly. A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to optimize fiercely. We often aggregate social-network-based wireless, proactive, granular, real-time B2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think intra-virally-distributed. Think cyber-reality-based. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to enable efficiently. The ability to synthesize intuitively leads to the aptitude to incubate iteravely. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think proactive. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to upgrade. The social-network-based user interfaces factor is plug-and-play. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Think end-to-end. Think reality-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without initiatives, you will lack process management. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. If you empower perfectly, you may have to transition holistically. Think sexy. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "structuring". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B experiences and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you reintermediate ultra-compellingly then you may also mesh wirelessly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-markets. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you upgrade super-holistically then you may also matrix perfectly. We will target the term "frictionless". Think next-generation, seamless. Think plug-and-play. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to optimize vertically leads to the capacity to deliver virally. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-defined data hygiene and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2C2B mindshare. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to utilize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks versioning and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to upgrade intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize holistically. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our power to facilitate. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to visualize holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is!