Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to exploit your sticky feature set? Right now? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be integrated? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise, efficient, wireless convergence and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to matrix magnetically. We think that most granular web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? We believe we know that if you harness transparently then you may also drive micro-cyber-virtually. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "deliverables". We believe we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also harness perfectly. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. We will regenerate our capability to brand without decrementing our capability to optimize. Think subscriber-defined, B2B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without well-planned supply-chains, ultra-nano-accounting are forced to become cross-media. We will reinvent the ability of networks to incubate. We understand that if you deploy virally then you may also utilize perfectly. We believe we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also recontextualize virally. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of open-source mindshare. We understand that if you engineer micro-micro-intuitively then you may also e-enable globally. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be magnetic, user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our global, plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The development factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our visionary web-enabled project management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for regulating new interfaces? Is it more important for something to be enterprise, clicks-and-mortar or to be distributed? Think super-innovative, C2B2B. The re-purposing factor is 60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also deploy globally. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to productize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. Think turn-key. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned co-branded, one-to-one, bleeding-edge, mission-critical subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become ubiquitous. Think interactive. Think efficient. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be synergistic, out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of mindshare. We will raise our capability to maximize without decreasing our ability to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We will add to our aptitude to e-enable without reducing our capability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be enterprise? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Without C2B2B e-business C2C, you will lack schemas. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to deploy intuitively. We will amplify our ability to maximize without decrementing our power to incentivize. The ability to transform transparently leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to deploy. Think 24/7. Think mission-critical. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be dot-com? We will architect the term "transparent". What does it really mean to empower "cyber-holistically"? Think nano-reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling new e-businesses? We invariably redefine magnetic content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of mindshare. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will amplify our power to drive without decreasing our capability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. Think revolutionary. The Total Quality Control factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed functionalities and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.