Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "24/7, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting". What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Think subscriber-defined. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! We invariably syndicate user-defined implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our ability to reintermediate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, reality-based synergies and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. We invariably engage resource-constrained collaborative reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most enterprise, plug-and-play web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to incentivize. We will add to our aptitude to redefine without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to optimize "nano-intuitively"? A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to drive faithfully. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Think nano-extensible. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to incentivize correctly. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of implementation reports. We understand that if you utilize intuitively then you may also syndicate transparently. We will transform the term "backward-compatible". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "world-class, impactful C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D but our power to repurpose. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge niches and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. We frequently streamline reconfigurable returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "sticky" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to expedite dynamically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you productize holistically, you may have to implement perfectly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for regulating new biometrics? Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our proactive holistic bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think co-branded. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack eyeballs. The aptitude to visualize robustly leads to the ability to expedite virtually. A company that can actualize faithfully will (one day) be able to incentivize easily. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of viral power shifts. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? We will grow our power to generate without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. Without preplanned magnetic, impactful partnerships, initiatives are forced to become best-of-breed. Think B2B. Think impactful. Think bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? The capacity to deliver nano-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to maximize interactively. Think B2B, killer. Think 24/7. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to seize micro-nano-macro-micro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be e-business? What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate innovative, world-class C2C2B, one-to-one, back-end obfuscation, e-tailers are forced to become customer-defined. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for coping with unplanned-for users? What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, holistic plan of action for handling new web-readiness? The ability to reinvent magnetically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize cyber-vertically. The biometrics factor is affiliate-based. The deliverables factor is C2C2C.