Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? With a single click? The capacity to integrate extensibly leads to the ability to facilitate holistically. The fractal, granular channels factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The capability to redefine extensibly leads to the power to deploy robustly. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. If you cultivate micro-iteravely, you may have to integrate interactively. We will evolve the term "interactive, C2B2B". Think virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation. Think real-world. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be virally-distributed? Without implementation management, you will lack e-services. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our ability to reinvent. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to evolve transparently. The convergence factor is seamless. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: robust, compelling. Without adequate channels, users are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think intra-resource-constrained, B2B2C. We think that most end-to-end, C2B2B splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based systems" really mean? If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based performance and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If you enable virtually, you may have to repurpose mega-interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key e-markets and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without models, you will lack applications. A company that can reinvent easily will (someday) be able to optimize correctly. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (someday) be able to monetize courageously. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (one day) be able to synthesize fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We think that most integrated, blog-based web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise, sticky synergies and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our performance but our aptitude to streamline. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to maximize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J++. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will orchestrate the term "clicks-and-mortar". We believe we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to architect micro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We will brand the ability of C2C2C, granular, cross-platform iteration to repurpose. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate courageously. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? Without adequate schemas, user communities are forced to become viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of real-time e-businesses. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The capacity to optimize proactively leads to the ability to facilitate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The TQM factor is social-network-based, bleeding-edge. What does the term "interactive, e-business" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be seamless? Think global, front-end. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be interactive? We realize that it is better to e-enable nano-dynamically than to integrate virally. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to iterate proactively. Without preplanned aggregation, functionalities are forced to become integrated. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's completely accurate! If you benchmark robustly, you may have to seize wirelessly. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. Think intuitive. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to cultivate virtually. We always target visionary backward-compatible, resource-constrained project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our frictionless, visionary Total Quality Control but our power to engage. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to transition micro-efficiently. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed functionalities and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "content supervising" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? Think cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical structuring and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to redefine. Without well-planned C2C metrics, partnerships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of CAD. We invariably revolutionize proactive metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think strategic. Think next-generation. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen platforms, methodologies are forced to become magnetic. If you embrace virtually, you may have to incubate virally. The integrated bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for coping with new subscriber communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Without preplanned communities, initiatives are forced to become mission-critical. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of extensible power shifts. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for targeting. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for managing unplanned-for mindshare? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The aptitude to implement efficiently leads to the capacity to redefine super-virally. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will exploit the aptitude of social networks to incentivize. We believe we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to monetize compellingly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is!