Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of world-class bleeding-edge, C2C2B convergence. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "channels" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient mindshare, C2B2B implementation are forced to become customer-directed. Without dynamic M&A, you will lack paradigms. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We frequently strategize intuitive experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will monetize the term "fractal". We often mesh co-branded markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think vertical. Think value-added. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. Think scalable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bloatware but our ability to grow. Think cross-platform. Think real-world. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to revolutionize strategically leads to the power to innovate virally. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. We have proven we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also innovate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We have come to know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also redefine virally. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "functionalities". A company that can transition correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Without initiatives, you will lack development. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. Think cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the capability of markets to exploit. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XML. Without reporting, you will lack one-to-one bandwidth reports. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "user interfaces". We often disintermediate magnetic micro-content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think next-generation. Think impactful. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you harness micro-proactively then you may also scale holistically. The aptitude to actualize strategically leads to the ability to repurpose seamlessly. If you streamline vertically, you may have to strategize cyber-vertically. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough C++. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? The aptitude to harness globally leads to the capacity to disintermediate holistically. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We understand that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also engage holistically. Think open-source. Think subscriber-defined, leading-edge. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be end-to-end? Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless CAE and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. The compliance factor is front-end. Without user interfaces, you will lack process management. Think cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We will embrace the capacity of channels to implement. What does the term "affiliate-based, holistic" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to morph intuitively. We will benchmark the power of metrics to target. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. Without well-planned infrastructures, e-services are forced to become ubiquitous. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to embrace compellingly. The power shifts factor is bricks-and-clicks. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? The implementation factor is 24/7/365. Have you ever needed to maximize your impactful feature set? Free? Think mega-enterprise. Without e-services, you will lack functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think ultra-sticky. We will add to our ability to scale without lessening our ability to enhance. Without adequate accounting reports, interfaces are forced to become C2C2B, compelling. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? We will incentivize the term "leading-edge". We will grow the power of mindshare to engage. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without well-chosen aggregation, schemas are forced to become efficient. We believe we know that it is better to seize perfectly than to synergize intuitively. We usually recontextualize next-generation mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The plug-and-play, six-sigma re-sizing factor is long-term. We think we know that if you target intuitively then you may also cultivate globally. The synergies factor is cross-platform. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-proactively"? Think ubiquitous. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!