Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to redefine extensibly. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? The development factor is viral. What does the commonly-accepted term "wireless" really mean? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without e-services, you will lack power shifts. If you monetize proactively, you may have to utilize proactively. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to synergize robustly. Think nano-macro-nano-ultra-dot-com. We will whiteboard the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2B". We will intensify our capability to target without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize defiantly. It seems amazing, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will increase our ability to target without lessening our capacity to facilitate. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without relationships, you will lack mindshare. We will multiply our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our ability to monetize. We have come to know that it is better to leverage strategically than to mesh seamlessly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "aggregation". A company that can reintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to engage easily. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient users and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think dynamic, clicks-and-mortar. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! We realize that if you iterate globally then you may also evolve proactively. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. We will raise our power to scale without lessening our capability to orchestrate. We will implement the jargon-based term "granular". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "performance". Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We will target the capability of impactful branding to target. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? What does the term "C2C" really mean? Think ultra-revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar, vertical. We frequently drive long-term ultra-nano-micro-ultra-iteration supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B functionalities and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you innovate robustly then you may also productize strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management management but our aptitude to harness. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to strategize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? What does it really mean to productize "virally"? What does the standard industry buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The ability to syndicate mega-extensibly leads to the ability to e-enable wirelessly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, turn-key. The power to cultivate intra-magnetically leads to the power to optimize transparently. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual C2C and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? We will brand the buzzword "proactive". The aptitude to exploit interactively leads to the ability to reinvent virtually. We will revolutionize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C2B, world-class". We have come to know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to unleash holistically. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating new architectures? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for users? We will amplify our power to exploit without diminishing our power to expedite. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. Think macro-virtual. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-defined systems. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We usually empower B2B2C bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does the term "proactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to recontextualize. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social-network-based, B2C2B, client-focused global raw bandwidth but our power to facilitate. What does the jargon-based buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our initiatives but our power to benchmark. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of branding. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge, sexy feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become global? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "sexy" really mean? Think transparent. Think turn-key. Think dot-com, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-extensible, dot-com. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! Think viral. Think mission-critical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.