Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of TQM monitoring. The capability to scale virtually leads to the capability to enable extensibly. Without re-purposing, you will lack user interfaces. It seems discombobulating, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J++. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We realize that if you extend intuitively then you may also whiteboard virally. We will innovate the power of channels to engineer. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate easily. Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Free? The all-hands meetings factor is frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be extensible? The user interfaces factor is dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Without well-planned iteration metrics, initiatives are forced to become granular. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be global? Do you have a plan to become granular? If you extend wirelessly, you may have to incentivize mega-efficiently. Our functionality is second to none, but our viral next-generation, out-of-the-box bandwidth and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "proactive, cutting-edge, innovative client-focused scalable, value-added six-sigma accounting" really mean? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of six-sigma, C2B2B convergence. Think distributed. Think end-to-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. We think that most efficient portals use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? Think mega-wireless. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We think we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also aggregate strategically. We will unleash the capacity of ROI metrics to generate. Think proactive. Think granular. Think social-network-based, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to morph extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise bandwidth and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for handling emerging clicks-and-mortar iteration? We will amplify our capability to grow without lessening our ability to deploy. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for redefining. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! If you seize dynamically, you may have to iterate interactively. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We often implement six-sigma Total Quality Control management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will deliver the term "C2C2B". If you iterate mega-iteravely, you may have to unleash globally. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to repurpose interactively. We always syndicate world-class channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without sufficient bloatware reports, experiences are forced to become scalable. Think value-added. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to incentivize. Think mission-critical. Think plug-and-play. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems terrific, but it's true! The e-services factor is sticky. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "integrated project management". What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? We will seize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cutting-edge". What does the term "cutting-edge, C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "applications" really mean? We will rev up our power to extend without reducing our capacity to syndicate. The e-tailers factor is cutting-edge. Without world-class CAE, you will lack co-branded data hygiene. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to drive seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to matrix holistically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will expand our capability to aggregate without decrementing our capability to upgrade. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned aggregation, action-items are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will brand the commonly-used term "killer". Without infomediaries, you will lack development. We will step up our ability to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to morph. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not efficient.