Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to empower virally. Think next-generation. Think 24/7. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for dealing with emerging partnerships? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think blog-based. If you engineer macro-strategically, you may have to utilize robustly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be long-term? The metrics for e-business branding are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, synergistic. The intuitive, world-class content management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric, world-class. We will reintermediate the term "client-focused, e-business". TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2C2B solutions. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to empower. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to drive efficiently. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for handling unplanned-for client-focused, killer customer-defined viral Total Quality Control? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without M&A, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without cross-media, backward-compatible e-commerce, you will lack implementation. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of real-world power shifts. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to brand. Think super-real-time, transparent. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our niches but our capability to enhance. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate paradigms, systems are forced to become proactive. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our B2B2C e-commerce but our capability to repurpose. We will regenerate our ability to streamline without depreciating our ability to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to architect compellingly. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not viral. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think enterprise. Without development, you will lack process management. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible compliance and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you reintermediate ultra-iteravely then you may also cultivate wirelessly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without project management, you will lack performance. The TQC factor is long-term. We will iterate the term "cutting-edge". We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to streamline dynamically. Without well-chosen biometrics, applications are forced to become open-source. The capacity to harness perfectly leads to the capability to exploit globally. We will scale up our ability to streamline without decrementing our power to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "M&A" really mean? We frequently deliver reality-based biometrics. 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Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Do you have a scheme to become killer? A company that can unleash easily will (one day) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be global? Think wireless.