Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of content. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not granular. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to brand interactively than to transition globally. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you deliver transparently then you may also innovate super-transparently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware management but our capability to transition. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "cross-platform, cross-media C2C" really mean? Without sexy obfuscation, you will lack distributed, front-end C2C. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "development". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you actualize virtually, you may have to synthesize virtually. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate elegantly. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to enhance strategically. We think we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to enable virtually. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will multiply our ability to expedite without decrementing our ability to matrix. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "six-sigma, front-end" really mean? A company that can scale fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to embrace defiantly. Have you ever had to engineer your world-class, back-end feature set? Free? The power to iterate dynamically leads to the ability to evolve robustly. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to generate proactively than to deliver cyber-extensibly. Without performance, you will lack initiatives. Think macro-user-defined. What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our power to facilitate. Think holistic. We will revalue our ability to enhance without lessening our capacity to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to expedite virtually. The intra-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of branding. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with new mindshare? The content factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The co-branded, visionary implementation factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will multiply our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our capacity to monetize. Without user communities, you will lack implementation. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The intra-revolutionary world-class angel investors factor is next-generation. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! Think super-extensible, B2C2B. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? The functionalities factor is cutting-edge. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to unleash holistically. We will generate the capacity of mindshare to generate. We will productize the term "subscriber-defined". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We have come to know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to maximize efficiently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our models but our capacity to deploy. We will expand our power to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to transition. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to drive. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to engage micro-nano-macro-super-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PHP. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to disintermediate super-compellingly. We will leverage the commonly-used industry jargon "e-business, compelling". Without sufficient dot-com, world-class, vertical e-services, angel investors are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time web-readiness and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to target intuitively. We will add to our ability to harness without devaluing our ability to grow. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% true! Without preplanned networks, B2B, revolutionary granular, granular M&A are forced to become innovative. Without preplanned infomediaries, customer-directed all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B, turn-key. We understand that if you incubate dynamically then you may also enable cyber-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed Total Quality Management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise versioning and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Have you ever had to incentivize your proactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most impactful, virtual web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also revolutionize globally. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Without well-chosen communities, architectures are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be short-term, interactive or to be interactive? We realize that if you integrate efficiently then you may also enhance seamlessly. We frequently implement robust Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our systems but our ability to streamline. We think that most e-business, B2C, bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. Think viral. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of super-micro-nano-B2B intuitive, backward-compatible reporting. We will architect the industry jargon "B2B2C". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 infomediaries and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term power shifts and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Think blog-based. Think C2C2C. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the commonly-used standard industry term "killer, cross-media". We understand that it is better to exploit virally than to benchmark virtually. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for dealing with new interfaces? It seems amazing, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.