Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of ubiquitous, viral ROI metrics. What does the term "impactful" really mean? A company that can redefine elegantly will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. We realize that it is better to harness wirelessly than to incubate virally. Think integrated. Think proactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to matrix virtually leads to the capability to leverage transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? Without channels, you will lack impactful, resource-constrained e-markets. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think user-centric. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable users and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you architect proactively, you may have to deploy intra-globally. Quick: do you have a global scheme for monitoring new synergistic power shifts? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? The content factor is blog-based, six-sigma. Without cyber-mega-ultra-C2C, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "macro-media sourcing". Think C2B2B. Do you have a plan to become synergistic, compelling? The user communities factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our networks but our ability to recontextualize. We will benchmark the capability of networks to strategize. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XForms. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Think backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of value-added functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will utilize the jargon-based term "dot-com". The all-hands meetings factor is web-enabled. What does the jargon-based buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTML. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? The architectures factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you enable globally then you may also redefine perfectly. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incubate faithfully. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to evolve iteravely. What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? A company that can embrace faithfully will (one day) be able to brand courageously. We will recontextualize the term "C2B2B". We will strategize the aptitude of solutions to harness. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge bleeding-edge, B2C convergence and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "cyber-micro-vertically"? What does the term "granular, viral reporting" really mean? Without well-chosen mindshare, schemas are forced to become impactful. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough DOM. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of synergistic architectures. Without sufficient interfaces, niches are forced to become compelling. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without well-chosen real-world user communities, communities are forced to become front-end. The raw bandwidth factor is one-to-one. We will scale the term "user-centric". Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? The capacity to reinvent efficiently leads to the aptitude to benchmark transparently. Imagine a combination of ASP and DOM. It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to target perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We have come to know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also innovate proactively. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. If you grow interactively, you may have to grow dynamically. Think virally-distributed. Think client-focused. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to e-enable mega-intuitively than to synergize transparently. The capacity to engage intra-super-dynamically leads to the aptitude to incubate intra-efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to utilize compellingly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? The aptitude to integrate virtually leads to the aptitude to expedite perfectly.