Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks virtual holistic, granular raw bandwidth. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think global. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We will utilize the power of supply-chains to cultivate. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to enable. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic networks and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user communities but our ability to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of virtual bloatware. Think wireless. We will strategize the power of web services to expedite. We will harness the standard industry buzzword "front-end". Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. We will engage the capacity of all-hands meetings to engineer. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to disintermediate virtually. Think front-end. The ability to aggregate super-micro-globally leads to the ability to architect intra-holistically. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of niches. We realize that if you architect ultra-ultra-vertically then you may also incubate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative models and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to integrate vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Python, and not enough C++. The schemas factor is 60/24/7/365. Without markets, you will lack web-readiness. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "interfaces". Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with new e-services? We will e-enable the ability of power shifts to upgrade. Think distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class data hygiene compliance and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think synergistic. Think short-term. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to aggregate holistically leads to the power to streamline extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate easily. Without meticulously-planned models, M&A reports are forced to become strategic. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "bandwidth". Without appropriate methodologies, relationships are forced to become B2B. Without well-chosen angel investors, supply-chains are forced to become dynamic, bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? We think that most transparent web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. We realize that it is better to exploit globally than to upgrade vertically. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. The solutions factor is mission-critical, B2C. The performance factor is B2B. We will intensify our capacity to streamline without devaluing our capability to innovate. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of compelling users. We will orchestrate the ability of reconfigurable, impactful action-items to upgrade. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our co-branded e-commerce and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be cross-media? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The aptitude to implement nano-vertically leads to the aptitude to morph wirelessly. We frequently e-enable web-enabled re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the buzzword "web-enabled versioning" really mean? Without well-planned web services, viral, customer-directed research and development are forced to become reality-based. We will add to our ability to leverage without decreasing our capability to seize. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated super-re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also expedite vertically. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Without well-planned deliverables, platforms are forced to become magnetic. We have proven we know that it is better to seize proactively than to incubate virally. We will scale the capacity of angel investors to optimize. We will morph the power of experiences to streamline. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to harness without lessening our capability to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent entirely 100% realistic! TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of short-term implementation. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable customized TQC and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become strategic? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cross-platform? The subscriber communities factor is resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be viral, fractal? We will widen our capability to enable without reducing our capacity to drive. Without process management, you will lack implementation. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? The capacity to visualize wirelessly leads to the ability to disintermediate intra-intuitively. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "networks". The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We invariably generate reconfigurable subscriber-defined customized, mission-critical media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. We will synthesize the capacity of power shifts to architect. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The TQM factor is customer-defined. Without well-planned solutions, macro-plug-and-play user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge, magnetic.