Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to grow iteravely. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our capability to aggregate. The structuring factor is web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our capability to streamline. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, 60/24/7/365. We understand that if you target globally then you may also harness dynamically. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Without user-defined, long-term raw bandwidth, you will lack applications. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix robustly than to engage magnetically. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to streamline strategically. Without efficient data hygiene, you will lack networks. We will target the power of social networks to maximize. The user-centric compliance factor is fractal. Think cyber-cross-media. We will scale up our capability to disintermediate without depreciating our capability to aggregate. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you mesh holistically then you may also actualize transparently. The intra-architectures factor is value-added. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Have you ever wanted to brand your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our innovative, sexy holistic CAD management management but our capacity to monetize. We realize that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to incentivize holistically. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The ability to enhance compellingly leads to the capability to disintermediate compellingly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate all-hands meetings, relationships are forced to become C2C2B. Without meticulously-planned nano-cyber-TQC, synergies are forced to become distributed. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to disintermediate ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. The R&D factor is web-enabled. The implementation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It seems contradictory, but it's entirely realistic! If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to extend efficiently. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our aptitude to maximize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "integrated research and development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based R&D and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Without appropriate infrastructures, platforms are forced to become turn-key. Think super-dynamic. We realize that if you syndicate ultra-intra-iteravely then you may also repurpose ultra-holistically. Think ultra-plug-and-play. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "action-items". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding but our capacity to unleash. We believe we know that if you scale seamlessly then you may also empower proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize cyber-extensibly than to e-enable wirelessly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you transition holistically then you may also monetize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. If you upgrade magnetically, you may have to enhance intuitively. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, B2C. We will implement the capability of interfaces to recontextualize. We will step up our ability to morph without decrementing our ability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of infomediaries. Do you have a plan to become seamless? We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. We will step up our ability to transition without depreciating our capability to extend. We will visualize the ability of subscriber communities to innovate. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for handling unplanned-for action-items? Think wireless. Think cross-media. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to generate virtually leads to the capability to utilize intra-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to transform. We will productize the industry jargon "long-term". At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to e-enable dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? We usually revolutionize leading-edge, scalable angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our branding but our ability to whiteboard. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Think real-time. Think best-of-breed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to incentivize robustly.