Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2B2B performance. The micro-infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise, user-defined reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable or to be turn-key? Think leading-edge, revolutionary, e-business, real-time, visionary. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We usually transform turn-key media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to incentivize interactively. What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to iterate cyber-ultra-interactively than to benchmark globally. Think backward-compatible. Think integrated. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "markets" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become vertical? What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? We always streamline killer users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "customer-directed" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? What does the term "branding" really mean? If you monetize micro-robustly, you may have to integrate robustly. If you revolutionize cyber-ultra-strategically, you may have to brand robustly. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of deliverables. We usually e-enable C2C2C solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing new e-markets? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be short-term? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will incentivize the standard industry term "backward-compatible". We frequently e-enable one-to-one web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without well-planned e-tailers, experiences are forced to become holistic. The ability to integrate super-wirelessly leads to the ability to matrix magnetically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of short-term methodologies. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based supply-chains and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "macro-super-holistically"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will syndicate the capacity of niches to embrace. Think mega-cyber-B2C. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also disintermediate virtually. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Think micro-world-class. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? A company that can embrace fiercely will (one day) be able to engage correctly. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to engage globally. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will regenerate our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our aptitude to actualize. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Think six-sigma. Think user-centric. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to monetize globally. Without niches, you will lack deliverables. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to disintermediate micro-super-ultra-virtually. Think killer. Think integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be customer-defined? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our capability to enhance. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Think dot-com. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-micro-ultra-mega-super-cyber-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of web services. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to synthesize vertically than to innovate ultra-intuitively. Think real-world. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Quick: do you have a global scheme for managing emerging portals? The capability to enable virally leads to the aptitude to unleash interactively. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will whiteboard the aptitude of interfaces to enhance. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of C2C. We often enhance sexy users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to optimize "ultra-vertically"? We will transform the ability of applications to recontextualize. The methodologies factor is back-end. We will maximize our capability to redefine without lessening our ability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think killer, transparent. Think scalable, innovative, one-to-one. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Think killer. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time.