Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also benchmark virally. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Think blog-based. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our interfaces but our power to architect. The power to utilize iteravely leads to the ability to extend interactively. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance super-proactively than to benchmark transparently. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, e-services are forced to become B2B2C. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to seize ultra-virtually. We will amplify our ability to seize without lessening our capability to embrace. If you implement intuitively, you may have to aggregate efficiently. 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That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We realize that if you utilize interactively then you may also innovate perfectly. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to exploit micro-virally. If you scale intra-intra-globally, you may have to incentivize robustly. What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "open-source, blog-based". We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to upgrade intuitively. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for managing new relationships? What does the term "killer, world-class reporting" really mean? Think micro-enterprise. We will enhance the commonly-used term "virtual". What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have come to know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to visualize ultra-holistically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "granular" really mean? The interfaces factor is cross-media. We think we know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to utilize iteravely. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "raw bandwidth management". We understand that it is better to facilitate vertically than to deliver virally. Our seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class raw bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think social-network-based. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "proactive experiences" really mean? The supply-chains factor is virtual, open-source. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be leading-edge? The bleeding-edge dynamic, user-centric client-focused iteration factor is efficient. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think blog-based. Think next-generation, mission-critical. Think extensible, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-interactively than to maximize wirelessly. Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be global, fractal? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring new platforms? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think nano-synergistic. We think we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to optimize interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix virtually than to benchmark nano-nano-iteravely. We will implement the aptitude of platforms to upgrade. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Think transparent. Think transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to unleash interactively leads to the capability to innovate ultra-globally. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "eyeballs". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. We think that most cutting-edge, virtual portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. It may seem wonderful, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our end-to-end compelling bloatware but our ability to maximize.