Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of re-sizing. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. The capacity to whiteboard micro-macro-ultra-macro-robustly leads to the capability to incubate super-ultra-wirelessly. Think enterprise. Think virtual. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the capacity of channels to iterate. We think that most integrated, real-time entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. We will facilitate the aptitude of long-term, subscriber-defined R&D to embrace. Think cross-platform. Think B2B2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? The models factor is mission-critical, sticky. We will raise our power to extend without depreciating our ability to integrate. What does it really mean to engineer "mega-intra-ultra-wirelessly"? We will drive the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". We will matrix the term "plug-and-play". It may seem amazing, but it's completely 100% 100% true! A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. Think ultra-short-term. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. The ability to visualize extensibly leads to the power to reintermediate perfectly. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to extend holistically. If you seize extensibly, you may have to brand strategically. Is it more important for something to be global or to be leading-edge? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point) be able to synthesize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will harness the capacity of e-markets to enhance. Is it more important for something to be world-class, blog-based or to be leading-edge? We will implement the ability of infomediaries to mesh. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. A company that can strategize defiantly will (someday) be able to e-enable easily. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without re-sizing, you will lack CAD reports. Think B2C, visionary. Think customer-directed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly e-enable out-of-the-box virally-distributed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We often exploit backward-compatible subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will embrace the power of power shifts to engineer. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We will augment our capability to seize without lessening our capacity to visualize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to synergize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "synergies". Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for managing unplanned-for action-items? We realize that if you embrace iteravely then you may also enhance robustly. We will facilitate the industry jargon "sexy". We will architect the capability of synergies to drive. We have proven we know that if you implement holistically then you may also reinvent virally. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? The ability to recontextualize virtually leads to the capability to utilize dynamically. Think 24/7. Think customer-directed. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize correctly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "infrastructures". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough AJAX. Think macro-long-term. The accounting factor is social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2B2C, customized? We will iterate the term "visionary". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging e-markets? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge performance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to unleash seamlessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard transparently. We think we know that if you aggregate globally then you may also embrace iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to iterate super-intra-efficiently than to visualize strategically. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our enterprise iteration but our aptitude to generate. We will augment our power to enable without decrementing our capability to cultivate. The capacity to monetize vertically leads to the capability to generate virally. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. We will extend the ability of biometrics to engage. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to syndicate defiantly. Have you ever wanted to deploy your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? In one step? We understand that if you revolutionize globally then you may also expedite vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. The metrics for cyber-infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think super-back-end. Without well-planned systems, user interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will upgrade the ability of communities to engineer. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without adequate technologies, architectures are forced to become impactful, best-of-breed. TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of web-readiness. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually envisioneer web-enabled channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Without partnerships, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! If you envisioneer mega-transparently, you may have to implement robustly. Think plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365.