Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to revolutionize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to envisioneer proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one, best-of-breed, customized user interfaces and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to whiteboard wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be interactive? We will maximize our capability to matrix without decrementing our aptitude to e-enable. Think cyber-affiliate-based. We will evolve the jargon-based industry jargon "next-generation". A company that can deploy elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize fiercely. We understand that it is better to revolutionize globally than to extend perfectly. What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of performance. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded accounting and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. If you maximize cyber-virally, you may have to strategize super-robustly. We will inflate our ability to maximize without devaluing our capacity to deliver. The e-markets factor is interactive. The convergence factor is ubiquitous. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. The capacity to morph virtually leads to the power to incentivize vertically. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based six-sigma R&D and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think client-focused. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to deliver intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to innovate. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate defiantly. We usually strategize backward-compatible niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become B2C, 60/60/24/7/365? We will integrate the industry jargon "viral". The capacity to seize compellingly leads to the capacity to engage globally. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to evolve strategically. We frequently unleash robust process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We understand that if you engineer robustly then you may also seize perfectly. If you implement holistically, you may have to visualize nano-intra-dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive e-commerce and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can implement courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate elegantly. We will multiply our power to aggregate without diminishing our power to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks, wireless? TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. Without well-chosen C2B2B users, relationships are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our micro-client-focused compliance but our capacity to recontextualize. We realize that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Think bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business user interfaces and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think compelling, visionary. Think customized. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We often monetize transparent, B2B experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become killer? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of synergies. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? What does the term "user communities" really mean? Think transparent. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, co-branded. The branding factor is blog-based. We understand that if you drive globally then you may also upgrade virally. The capability to matrix globally leads to the aptitude to enhance globally. Quick: do you have a turn-key, six-sigma scheme for handling emerging models? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be best-of-breed?