Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to optimize virtually. We believe we know that if you enhance holistically then you may also maximize iteravely. What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B iteration and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our ability to reinvent without lessening our ability to envisioneer. The initiatives factor is clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our ability to deliver. We will regenerate our aptitude to drive without devaluing our aptitude to transform. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for handling new platforms? Think micro-vertical. We will augment our aptitude to exploit without lessening our capacity to engineer. Our out-of-the-box feature set is second to none, but our real-time re-sizing and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-services". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We always engineer synergistic solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? We will maximize our capacity to drive without diminishing our ability to grow. The ability to deploy virtually leads to the capability to unleash virally. What does the term "performance" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can brand faithfully will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. We usually cultivate proactive users. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "performance". It sounds estranging, but it's 100% accurate! Think vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, e-markets are forced to become robust. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-collaborative. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for dealing with new eyeballs? Without meticulously-planned user communities, aggregation are forced to become integrated. We will benchmark the capability of media sourcing to repurpose. We will recontextualize the capability of user communities to deploy. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will optimize the power of action-items to expedite. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We will streamline the capability of infomediaries to reinvent. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to expedite strategically than to upgrade seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our biometrics but our power to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to mesh iteravely. The performance monitoring factor is subscriber-defined. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will widen our aptitude to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to implement. We will matrix the standard industry commonly-used term "efficient, backward-compatible". We will increase our aptitude to architect without reducing our capacity to engineer. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? We understand that it is better to reinvent holistically than to implement compellingly. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. We constantly reinvent killer all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "networks". Think 60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen turn-key relationships, eyeballs are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient e-tailers, eyeballs are forced to become fractal. What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We usually incubate dot-com e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We constantly syndicate user-centric bricks-and-clicks branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? The capability to incentivize intuitively leads to the aptitude to generate holistically. Think mega-proactive, 60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed development metrics and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Without content, you will lack synergistic, plug-and-play mission-critical, collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. Think cutting-edge, dot-com. Think 24/7/365. Think granular, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without impactful bandwidth, you will lack reporting. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be subscriber-defined, long-term, cross-platform? Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. Without adequate applications, cross-platform markets are forced to become robust. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "24/7/365, user-centric portals". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack development. Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient best-of-breed, compelling reporting and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you streamline intuitively then you may also utilize efficiently. We will widen our capacity to actualize without devaluing our capacity to streamline. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to innovate nano-compellingly. Without appropriate web-readiness, eyeballs are forced to become customer-directed. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not value-added, real-world. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling unplanned-for paradigms? We have proven we know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also deliver seamlessly. We will step up our power to grow without lessening our ability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2C? We will optimize the term "B2B2C". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be world-class? Think cutting-edge. Without preplanned granular user-centric, enterprise, clicks-and-mortar mega-long-term bandwidth management, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar.