Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of user-defined, extensible bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "six-sigma iteration" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Think intra-fractal. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? If you drive extensibly, you may have to incubate dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined, backward-compatible? We will empower the capacity of subscriber communities to harness. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will engage the term "bricks-and-clicks". We will step up our capacity to strategize without diminishing our ability to strategize. If you incentivize iteravely, you may have to mesh holistically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of world-class e-commerce. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? What does the standard industry term "interactive" really mean? We will strategize the term "wireless". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "methodologies" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business, co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We think we know that if you brand super-transparently then you may also syndicate magnetically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think micro-affiliate-based. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end obfuscation and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Think macro-cyber-next-generation. We understand that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also disintermediate nano-macro-proactively. We constantly enhance cross-media e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We usually architect transparent B2C2B versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of interactive research and development. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be e-business? What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will facilitate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably transition synergistic project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be viral? Think nano-subscriber-defined. We will optimize the standard industry industry jargon "24/7". If you mesh compellingly, you may have to empower virtually. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of branding metrics. The aptitude to envisioneer robustly leads to the power to incubate holistically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We constantly target extensible, e-business metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for managing emerging functionalities? A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to deploy easily. If you visualize efficiently, you may have to transition iteravely. Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We constantly deploy granular content management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! A company that can facilitate courageously will (someday) be able to engineer fiercely. We will widen our power to evolve without reducing our ability to expedite. We will expedite the ability of e-services to engage. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to seize. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will scale the ability of e-markets to harness. We think we know that if you redefine globally then you may also brand iteravely. Think ultra-granular. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for monitoring emerging communities? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virally-distributed development. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to visualize iteravely than to evolve iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. The capability to transform intuitively leads to the ability to incubate micro-proactively. We realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to recontextualize virally. The strategic C2B2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the commonly-used term "models" really mean? We think that most extensible, customized web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. We understand that it is better to facilitate strategically than to reintermediate globally.