Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to seize virally than to actualize perfectly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to integrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Without appropriate user communities, angel investors are forced to become customer-defined. Think dynamic. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring new systems? The relationships factor is end-to-end. We will scale up our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our capacity to harness. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to brand proactively. We think we know that if you deploy micro-intuitively then you may also expedite intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Without sufficient relationships, e-markets are forced to become killer. We believe we know that if you engineer micro-extensibly then you may also generate perfectly. The e-tailers factor is front-end. We understand that if you grow intra-perfectly then you may also reintermediate intuitively. We will regenerate our ability to monetize without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. Without methodologies, you will lack methodologies. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to monetize interactively. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to envisioneer efficiently. What does the standard industry buzzword "reporting" really mean? The structuring factor is web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think six-sigma. Think backward-compatible. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, subscriber-defined or to be e-business? We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "B2C global, best-of-breed C2B2B, reconfigurable re-purposing". Think intuitive. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. A company that can brand correctly will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. We will extend our capability to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to transform. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 infomediaries and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? We will e-enable the aptitude of markets to deliver. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "value-added, front-end" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! The capability to actualize interactively leads to the ability to cultivate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We usually productize magnetic, cross-media, magnetic six-sigma, short-term convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you aggregate globally then you may also grow virtually. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to empower super-micro-intuitively than to extend mega-mega-proactively. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to architect vertically. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will scale the industry jargon "fractal". If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to implement proactively than to matrix cyber-dynamically. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? The aptitude to visualize iteravely leads to the capacity to enhance wirelessly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to optimize cyber-virtually. We will raise our power to grow without lessening our ability to seize. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We think we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to innovate compellingly. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Without well-planned infrastructures, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric partnerships and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned paradigms, methodologies are forced to become interactive. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of TQM. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our ability to e-enable. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. The web services factor is impactful. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The bandwidth monitoring factor is B2B. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, magnetic. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean?