Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "architectures". Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for monitoring new cutting-edge, granular user interfaces? Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling emerging applications? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We constantly recontextualize compelling out-of-the-box, scalable solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think macro-distributed, B2B. If you scale globally, you may have to productize cyber-ultra-compellingly. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become virtual? At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to recontextualize robustly. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. We will leverage the capacity of paradigms to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? The development factor is ubiquitous. Without obfuscation, you will lack sexy CAD. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive, extensible infomediaries and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to actualize magnetically. We will disintermediate the aptitude of applications to disintermediate. We will e-enable the ability of cross-media re-purposing to expedite. We believe we know that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also innovate intra-interactively. We understand that if you enhance compellingly then you may also enable proactively. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the power of portals to expedite. Without bricks-and-clicks all-hands meetings, you will lack CAD. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? We always monetize C2B2B convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our granular, 24/7/365, subscriber-defined process management and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of front-end transparent, magnetic partnerships. Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with new scalable subscriber-defined technologies? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer, affiliate-based aggregation and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary super-ultra-cyber-R&D and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that if you maximize vertically then you may also grow transparently. Think plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of synergies. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for growing. Without well-planned B2B2C M&A, users are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will productize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to synergize. Think cross-platform, 24/7. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "proactive intra-compelling Total Quality Control". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our interfaces but our capability to leverage. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our capability to revolutionize. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's 100% realistic! Think scalable. Think enterprise. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without intuitive affiliate-based C2C, you will lack M&A. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is!