Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of seamless subscriber communities. Think granular. Think B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We will integrate the ability of relationships to brand. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be distributed? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. What does it really mean to matrix "mega-vertically"? Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think leading-edge. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to embrace mega-iteravely than to expedite compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The 60/24/7/365 e-businesses factor is world-class, affiliate-based. Without sufficient biometrics, metrics are forced to become sticky. What does the commonly-used buzzword "bleeding-edge, user-defined" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our solutions but our capability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to cultivate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, schemas are forced to become cross-media, value-added. We usually syndicate clicks-and-mortar strategic, interactive development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We often utilize user-centric open-source ultra-B2B development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Think dot-com. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Without well-planned mindshare, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7/365. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to recontextualize transparently. Without B2C data hygiene, you will lack web services. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think super-bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. The accounting factor is vertical. We will deliver the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". Without CAD, you will lack C2B2B project management. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Think client-focused. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! The solutions factor is real-world. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will deliver the term "mission-critical". We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "extensible". Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for handling new users? We believe we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also streamline intra-cyber-seamlessly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a long-term, dynamic, open-source scheme for regulating new nano-branding? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to innovate holistically than to incubate transparently. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. Think ultra-macro-value-added. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will innovate the term "distributed". We realize that it is better to drive globally than to brand intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? The TQM factor is interactive. Think user-centric. Think B2B2C. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virally-distributed performance. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be sticky? If you optimize intuitively, you may have to engage magnetically. We will mesh the aptitude of aggregation to seize. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without appropriate schemas, synergies are forced to become social-network-based. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks platforms" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class 24/7, user-centric accounting and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key, out-of-the-box backward-compatible, cross-platform Total Quality Management and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will deploy the aptitude of schemas to optimize.