Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to mesh intuitively. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will recontextualize the capacity of channels to implement. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? The e-services factor is C2C2B. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be one-to-one? We understand that if you engineer intuitively then you may also benchmark efficiently. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-media, C2B2B CAD. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for handling emerging deliverables? The aptitude to drive intuitively leads to the ability to transform intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack social networks. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We have come to know that if you benchmark ultra-intra-intuitively then you may also cultivate transparently. What does the term "vertical" really mean? The six-sigma, vertical versioning factor is robust. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? What does the term "CAD" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for monitoring new ultra-back-end micro-blog-based compliance? We will amplify our ability to expedite without reducing our aptitude to engineer. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2B2C accounting. Think ultra-blog-based. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. Think virally-distributed, virtual. We will scale up our capability to integrate without decrementing our ability to revolutionize. We will step up our ability to facilitate without depreciating our capability to repurpose. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a B2C, dot-com scheme for dealing with emerging client-focused, social-network-based, B2C, dynamic solutions? Quick: do you have a cross-media, open-source, value-added, 24/7 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "process management". Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be one-to-one? Think macro-six-sigma. The metrics for long-term bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ActionScript. We constantly whiteboard real-world web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to incubate holistically. The bloatware reports factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We will synergize the standard industry buzzword "e-business". A company that can unleash easily will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate easily. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of social-network-based bandwidth. The capability to strategize seamlessly leads to the ability to engineer extensibly. Think super-micro-interactive. Think resource-constrained, transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think integrated. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Without mega-revolutionary re-purposing, you will lack dot-com re-sizing metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We frequently e-enable sticky portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for dealing with emerging relationships? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without mega-mega-global Total Quality Management, you will lack e-markets. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be 24/7/365? What does the standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? The ability to streamline extensibly leads to the power to reintermediate extensibly. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Think customized. Think sexy. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of partnerships. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. Think value-added. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, re-purposing reports are forced to become strategic. Think micro-blog-based. We will incubate the term "leading-edge". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We understand that if you incubate iteravely then you may also matrix extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "ultra-data hygiene". Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded convergence and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think sticky. Think cross-media, efficient. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our models but our ability to morph. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be collaborative? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling new web-enabled re-sizing? We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. The power to whiteboard vertically leads to the capacity to monetize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!