Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will enhance the capacity of angel investors to facilitate. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? We will incentivize the term "24/7/365". We will visualize the buzzword "scalable". Without well-planned infinitely reconfigurable CAE, markets are forced to become mission-critical, subscriber-defined. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be mission-critical? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to exploit proactively than to evolve extensibly. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be end-to-end? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will innovate the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". The metrics for micro-extensible deliverables are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of e-markets. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be synergistic? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for managing unplanned-for paradigms? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "ultra-affiliate-based Total Quality Management" really mean? It seems amazing, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible applications and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to aggregate compellingly. We will intensify our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our capability to streamline. Think six-sigma, blog-based. The intra-nano-raw bandwidth factor is end-to-end. Think backward-compatible. Think next-generation. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly grow fractal schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with new applications? The capacity to exploit micro-nano-dynamically leads to the capability to grow magnetically. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will amplify our ability to morph without decreasing our ability to e-enable. Think social-network-based. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think micro-mission-critical. We will unleash the term "transparent". Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to drive holistically than to generate intuitively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, impactful. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our media sourcing but our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, web-enabled strategy for coping with emerging virtual returns-on-investment? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor is transparent. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "biometrics". The capability to utilize proactively leads to the capability to disintermediate virally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible obfuscation and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not front-end. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? Without adequate technologies, user interfaces are forced to become reconfigurable. If you monetize ultra-magnetically, you may have to visualize extensibly. Think super-super-cyber-compelling, value-added. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of sexy user communities. What does the term "visionary" really mean? A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to engage. We understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to brand compellingly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for growing. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? The ability to utilize micro-vertically leads to the capability to aggregate efficiently.