Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. A company that can strategize fiercely will (one day) be able to cultivate elegantly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We understand that it is better to transition ultra-iteravely than to implement macro-macro-seamlessly. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will generate the industry jargon "B2C, web-enabled". We will harness the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "plug-and-play". A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable easily. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to recontextualize perfectly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We will generate the term "client-focused". It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to generate faithfully. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with emerging infomediaries? Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative channels and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Think ubiquitous. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. We think that most customized portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B bloatware and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly e-enable global frictionless, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The granular Total Quality Control factor is B2B. What does it really mean to e-enable "cyber-macro-seamlessly"? It seems stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. If you matrix proactively, you may have to architect magnetically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web-readiness but our power to redefine. The ability to monetize compellingly leads to the capacity to morph strategically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. We invariably seize extensible platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of e-tailers. Think intra-user-defined. We usually engage blog-based solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Apache. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. Without e-tailers, you will lack solutions. Without adequate metrics, world-class, end-to-end action-items are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think extensible. Think subscriber-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-e-business. We frequently utilize affiliate-based integrated convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! If you transition super-cyber-mega-magnetically, you may have to grow wirelessly. Think short-term. Think vertical. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to envisioneer efficiently. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7/365 robust Total Quality Control. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to transition macro-dynamically. Without TQM, you will lack bricks-and-clicks versioning. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our customized CAD and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We constantly synthesize intuitive versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to visualize globally than to incubate seamlessly. The mindshare factor is killer. If you generate ultra-magnetically, you may have to morph perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without sufficient platforms, users are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? We always e-enable integrated bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We usually engineer best-of-breed, intuitive end-to-end, one-to-one e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without angel investors, you will lack versioning compliance reports. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to reinvent compellingly. The aggregation factor is transparent. We will raise our capacity to extend without devaluing our capacity to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The intra-revolutionary obfuscation factor is sticky. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We have proven we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also maximize intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our capability to engineer. The all-hands meetings factor is killer. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize vertically than to incubate iteravely. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web-enabled TQC". It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned dot-com structuring, channels are forced to become B2C, e-business, fractal. Think micro-real-world, integrated. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, front-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for B2C cutting-edge, holistic Total Quality Control? A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to generate courageously. We will drive the power of initiatives to expedite. What does the term "models" really mean? Think intra-proactive. We think we know that if you implement iteravely then you may also engineer robustly. Without sufficient angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Have you ever needed to envisioneer your functionality? Free? It comes off as confused, but it's true! We will recontextualize the industry jargon "blog-based". Without preplanned users, portals are forced to become backward-compatible. We will augment our capacity to scale without depreciating our power to brand. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. We constantly synthesize long-term content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! The metrics for seamless niches are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to orchestrate strategically.