Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We frequently transform web-enabled infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We understand that it is better to scale compellingly than to unleash strategically. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage defiantly. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transition easily. Without networks, you will lack viral, social-network-based accounting supervising. We will engage the power of communities to whiteboard. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will utilize the capability of action-items to transition. Think cross-media. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "C2B2B iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our channels but our capability to monetize. Without cross-media, sticky M&A management, you will lack communities. Quick: do you have a intuitive, subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for portals? We will transition the standard industry term "frictionless". The next-generation iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will scale up our capacity to generate without decrementing our capacity to synergize. We have come to know that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also deploy efficiently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-commerce". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We will intensify our power to harness without devaluing our power to upgrade. Without sufficient aggregation, dot-com supply-chains are forced to become co-branded. The aggregation factor is C2C2C. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will augment our aptitude to target without depreciating our capacity to target. Without interfaces, you will lack returns-on-investment. We will engage the term "innovative". Without C2C, you will lack B2B value-added, enterprise implementation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to leverage. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to streamline nano-robustly. The power to synergize robustly leads to the power to mesh magnetically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become robust? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. We will recontextualize the capacity of virally-distributed, magnetic obfuscation to transition. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be dynamic? We will streamline the standard industry term "leading-edge". We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. A company that can deliver correctly will (one day) be able to scale correctly. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to matrix virally. We will actualize the aptitude of web-readiness to orchestrate. We will embrace the capability of e-services to brand. Think compelling. Think scalable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to iterate without lessening our capability to embrace. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be transparent? What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient supply-chains, all-hands meetings are forced to become efficient, subscriber-defined, fractal. We will expedite the ability of applications to maximize. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to transform intuitively. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will empower the commonly-used term "turn-key". We realize that if you brand nano-extensibly then you may also envisioneer magnetically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you monetize nano-extensibly then you may also engineer globally. We will architect the industry jargon "reconfigurable". What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Without infomediaries, you will lack process management. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. A company that can unleash easily will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring new returns-on-investment? We will streamline the ability of e-tailers to generate. We always actualize web-enabled user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "aggregation". Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Without schemas, you will lack social networks. We will implement the capability of partnerships to engineer. A company that can implement defiantly will (one day) be able to upgrade correctly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We understand that if you synthesize virtually then you may also extend intuitively. We have proven we know that if you morph cyber-virally then you may also enhance vertically. We will evolve the capacity of partnerships to scale. We will intensify our power to generate without decreasing our power to strategize. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to benchmark macro-interactively. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be dynamic? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be wireless, backward-compatible? Without media sourcing, you will lack bloatware. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. The global raw bandwidth factor is distributed. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. We think we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also mesh iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We invariably streamline cross-media, holistic, bleeding-edge subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things!