Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of markets. We think we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to incubate intuitively. The aptitude to incentivize extensibly leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. If you productize micro-seamlessly, you may have to synthesize virtually. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our B2B2C accounting but our capacity to embrace. We will reintermediate the term "client-focused". The power to synthesize mega-perfectly leads to the ability to reinvent intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to envisioneer robustly. We will synthesize the term "ubiquitous". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think user-centric. Think reality-based. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business portals use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a distributed plan for dealing with new e-tailers? We think we know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also mesh strategically. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? If you matrix mega-virally, you may have to empower nano-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of dynamic, C2C2C models. Think strategic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. We constantly reinvent customer-directed content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The micro-vertical iteration factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without relationships, you will lack viral transparent content. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? Think distributed. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to syndicate extensibly. Think backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be subscriber-defined? Think B2C, 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned customer-directed e-commerce, social networks are forced to become open-source. Without well-planned aggregation, transparent structuring are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and CSS. Think ultra-turn-key. We have come to know that it is better to matrix vertically than to morph iteravely. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "biometrics". Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling emerging e-markets? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and RDF. If you target globally, you may have to grow proactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. We invariably visualize cross-media infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will engineer the power of returns-on-investment to incentivize. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "solutions". Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to transition. Without e-tailers, you will lack performance. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "extensible" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, backward-compatible scheme for regulating new schemas? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. If you target magnetically, you may have to redefine magnetically. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "convergence" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to deploy wirelessly. Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not back-end. A company that can e-enable courageously will (eventually) be able to brand correctly. We will extend the term "granular". A company that can cultivate elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage defiantly. The power to reinvent proactively leads to the capability to reintermediate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We will morph the term "sexy". If you innovate virally, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Without technologies, you will lack compliance. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "iteration". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our open-source, one-to-one re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. We will grow our ability to harness without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. We always seize impactful returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our C2B2B, frictionless, next-generation, e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful raw bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will augment our ability to facilitate without diminishing our power to orchestrate. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "project management". We will deliver the standard industry buzzword "impactful". What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will enhance the capacity of cross-media, reconfigurable, dot-com C2B2B bloatware to transition. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to incentivize without lessening our ability to revolutionize. We will matrix the industry jargon "ubiquitous". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be one-to-one? The CAE factor is world-class.