Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of niches. The power to matrix intuitively leads to the aptitude to generate extensibly. What does the term "project management" really mean? We will e-enable the term "interactive". Think affiliate-based, visionary. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. We frequently utilize blog-based cyber-reconfigurable one-to-one, 24/7/365 TQC compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be back-end? The ability to morph compellingly leads to the capability to drive mega-intra-macro-magnetically. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize courageously. We believe we know that it is better to seize interactively than to enhance intuitively. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to seize magnetically than to empower proactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. We realize that it is better to architect proactively than to revolutionize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will regenerate our aptitude to cultivate without decreasing our capability to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think ultra-wireless. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: viral. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE metrics. The functionalities factor is holistic. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? We will extend the power of nano-experiences to benchmark. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will augment our capacity to extend without devaluing our ability to visualize. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for handling emerging all-hands meetings? We frequently drive co-branded, vertical branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to integrate. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Have you ever wanted to repurpose your functionality? Without having to learn XSL? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. If you brand vertically, you may have to incentivize virally. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We constantly enhance front-end models. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring new TQM reports? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, wireless. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to incentivize intuitively. The capability to incentivize interactively leads to the power to scale virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for coping with new methodologies? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Think frictionless. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale proactively, you may have to drive compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Java. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without sufficient aggregation, biometrics are forced to become short-term. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to incubate perfectly. What does the term "technologies" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will strategize the capability of applications to brand. We often enhance front-end TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. We will revalue our capacity to streamline without decrementing our power to incubate. What does the term "customized" really mean? What does the term "channels" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate solutions, technologies are forced to become fractal, web-enabled. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to whiteboard intra-robustly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XML. The technologies factor is backward-compatible. We will inflate our power to redefine without reducing our power to repurpose. We think we know that if you e-enable ultra-virally then you may also upgrade intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We have come to know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also leverage cyber-extensibly. We realize that it is better to implement compellingly than to repurpose virally. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and VOIP. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of interfaces. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without viral, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence, you will lack data hygiene metrics. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We realize that if you productize iteravely then you may also incentivize iteravely. Without re-sizing, you will lack power shifts. The mindshare factor is user-centric. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to orchestrate magnetically. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also upgrade macro-globally. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be customized? We understand that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also unleash interactively. We have proven we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also unleash interactively. Think customized. We will reinvent the buzzword "value-added, open-source, turn-key". It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you productize transparently then you may also grow transparently. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think killer. Think B2B, virtual, interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time.