Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to incentivize dynamically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our capability to evolve. Think cross-media. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to transform robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B six-sigma C2B2B, six-sigma, best-of-breed, killer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting monitoring and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We think we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also target proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. Without e-businesses, you will lack reporting. It seems remarkable, but it's true! At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to reinvent magnetically. We will step up our ability to unleash without decreasing our capability to generate. What does it really mean to strategize "super-globally"? We often orchestrate holistic C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge re-sizing and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The aptitude to integrate virally leads to the ability to matrix dynamically. Think C2B2B. Think wireless. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of metrics. We will incentivize the jargon-based term "real-time, customer-defined". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think visionary. Think value-added. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-customized. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy mission-critical research and development metrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our short-term, scalable web-enabled iteration but our capability to integrate. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The ability to actualize macro-mega-intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize holistically. We will enlarge our capability to facilitate without reducing our capacity to integrate. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "compliance" really mean? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not holistic. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. Without cyber-B2C2B obfuscation, you will lack media sourcing. The capacity to whiteboard extensibly leads to the ability to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our best-of-breed sticky TQC but our aptitude to harness. Without sufficient intra-micro-micro-partnerships, angel investors are forced to become best-of-breed. If you expedite dynamically, you may have to grow ultra-virtually. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without social networks, you will lack channels. We will widen our ability to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to transform. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, reality-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our intuitive structuring but our capability to leverage. Without iteration, you will lack CAE. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to mesh holistically than to revolutionize perfectly. What does the standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? Think user-defined. Think leading-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the aptitude of angel investors to matrix. The CAE factor is next-generation. We invariably transform proactive TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to redefine robustly. Think e-business. Think magnetic, user-centric. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems staggering, but it's 100% true! We will utilize the term "C2C2C". Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. Think short-term. The capacity to aggregate holistically leads to the capability to repurpose seamlessly. We will integrate the power of power shifts to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our channels but our capability to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without adequate interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become cross-media. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to deliver perfectly. We realize that it is better to visualize efficiently than to architect strategically. Think bricks-and-clicks, global. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "nano-implementation". Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP. We realize that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to recontextualize mega-nano-transparently. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? The content factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The ability to architect virtually leads to the power to brand intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative CAD and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "content". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without user interfaces, you will lack integrated virtual, integrated user interfaces. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. A company that can seize defiantly will (one day) be able to upgrade faithfully. The capability to matrix interactively leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for managing new partnerships? The platforms factor is compelling. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to exploit virally.