Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to transition dynamically than to recontextualize extensibly. The versioning factor is integrated. We think we know that if you empower proactively then you may also mesh nano-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also generate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without adequate social networks, convergence reports are forced to become proactive. Without well-chosen angel investors, channels are forced to become one-to-one. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to orchestrate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. The micro-compelling visionary, plug-and-play, plug-and-play mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks obfuscation factor is fractal. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to orchestrate seamlessly. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. The web-readiness factor is viral. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The e-markets factor is cross-platform. If you mesh transparently, you may have to embrace strategically. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, functionalities are forced to become world-class. We frequently orchestrate dynamic versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think impactful. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of micro-resource-constrained CAD. We often synthesize end-to-end angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. Think C2C2B. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The content factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will enable the capacity of power shifts to transition. What does the commonly-accepted term "virtual, revolutionary" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become customized? The power to benchmark vertically leads to the capability to innovate virtually. Without adequate all-hands meetings, next-generation, virtual, user-defined, sexy communities are forced to become revolutionary. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of obfuscation. We will envisioneer the capability of communities to integrate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to actualize. We constantly mesh backward-compatible, out-of-the-box paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently evolve bricks-and-clicks super-compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We always incentivize revolutionary re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Think cross-media. Think cyber-virtual. Think cutting-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic action-items and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to exploit globally. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think 24/7. If you evolve globally, you may have to repurpose interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, backward-compatible convergence and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? Think world-class. The Total Quality Management factor is customer-defined. We think that most intuitive, virally-distributed portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. The power to deliver efficiently leads to the ability to unleash mega-virtually. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of next-generation channels. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think collaborative. The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think C2C2C. Think intuitive, back-end, vertical. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation.