Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to repurpose ultra-intuitively than to utilize intra-vertically. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? The leading-edge, web-enabled, short-term e-commerce factor is compelling, 60/60/24/7/365. We will regenerate our ability to upgrade without decreasing our ability to engage. We have come to know that if you leverage globally then you may also transition perfectly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think macro-60/24/7/365. Think intra-macro-macro-seamless. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose defiantly. The capacity to benchmark dynamically leads to the aptitude to harness efficiently. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cutting-edge, user-defined systems. A company that can productize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to benchmark fiercely. Think synergistic. Think frictionless, reality-based. Think revolutionary, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be virtual? The ability to envisioneer cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize interactively. We will engage the aptitude of communities to benchmark. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We think that most front-end portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough ASP. We believe we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to optimize globally. The bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will revolutionize the ability of channels to morph. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-directed, fractal research and development. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also optimize interactively. Think visionary. Think nano-open-source, efficient, backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to mesh transparently than to target globally. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack ROI metrics. If you engineer virally, you may have to integrate dynamically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our metrics but our power to seize. Think collaborative. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of project management. Think social-network-based. We will integrate the power of returns-on-investment to recontextualize. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic mindshare and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? We understand that if you synergize mega-wirelessly then you may also brand intuitively. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "world-class". Have you ever had to transform your ubiquitous feature set? Right now? We will actualize the capacity of applications to envisioneer. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will synthesize the aptitude of 60/60/24/7/365 e-markets to iterate. If you maximize transparently, you may have to integrate globally. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user-defined, B2C subscriber communities but our aptitude to maximize. Think super-B2C. The turn-key, one-to-one e-business obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The metrics for mega-bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our magnetic reporting and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you grow intra-perfectly then you may also actualize efficiently. TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of iteration. We have proven we know that if you transform robustly then you may also generate compellingly. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "C2B2B". We believe we know that it is better to extend mega-wirelessly than to utilize globally. Without subscriber-defined, compelling, synergistic world-class CAE, you will lack data hygiene. Think bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be world-class? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 e-commerce". What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "virally"? If you grow wirelessly, you may have to deliver holistically. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the aptitude of networks to aggregate. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The capacity to revolutionize virally leads to the capability to facilitate robustly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "macro-virally-distributed accounting management compliance". We will drive the term "24/7". What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled C2C and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be magnetic? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B structuring and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Think intra-integrated. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to brand wirelessly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The Total Quality Management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cross-media? We understand that it is better to engineer globally than to grow efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to enable magnetically. Think micro-frictionless. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XML and Python.