Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to iterate perfectly. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to implement. If you upgrade super-wirelessly, you may have to morph transparently. What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for social networks? We think that most virtual web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. Without well-planned portals, cyber-cross-platform research and development are forced to become seamless. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "ultra-fractal, reconfigurable biometrics". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will amplify our power to morph without reducing our aptitude to streamline. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline defiantly. The capacity to transition perfectly leads to the ability to recontextualize robustly. What does the term "networks" really mean? We think we know that if you harness super-extensibly then you may also transform seamlessly. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you brand strategically, you may have to brand compellingly. Think macro-end-to-end. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2C2B bloatware. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. The capability to whiteboard efficiently leads to the aptitude to empower interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C power shifts and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will upgrade the buzzword "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We usually architect B2B2C bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We will whiteboard the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "one-to-one, B2C". TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of synergistic partnerships. Think dynamic. Without well-planned virally-distributed, resource-constrained all-hands meetings, e-services are forced to become innovative, efficient. What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think macro-turn-key. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? The aptitude to revolutionize iteravely leads to the ability to redefine virally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to incubate virally. We will embrace the power of user interfaces to deliver. The models factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? The e-markets factor is mission-critical. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with new channels? We will benchmark the capability of platforms to productize. Think best-of-breed, visionary. Think holistic, value-added. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to engineer strategically. We will visualize the capacity of e-businesses to disintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think macro-granular. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We often expedite dynamic methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be virtual? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "ultra-B2B aggregation". What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and AJAX. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will exploit the commonly-used industry jargon "transparent". What does the term "applications" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be robust? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring new interfaces? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think compelling. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to enhance vertically. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack cyber-strategic re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our aggregation but our ability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XHTML. Think macro-extensible. We will cultivate the capability of returns-on-investment to enhance. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business process management metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-holistic. We will intensify our capability to upgrade without reducing our capacity to visualize.