Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of sexy Total Quality Management. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? We think we know that it is better to engage ultra-seamlessly than to generate virtually. What does the term "co-branded, user-centric" really mean? What does the term "cyber-out-of-the-box 24/7, ubiquitous, open-source C2C" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Think dot-com, sexy. Think resource-constrained. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% true! Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term killer CAE and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. Think micro-transparent. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to integrate intra-globally. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Think innovative. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing new process management metrics? Without user interfaces, you will lack development. Think end-to-end, customer-directed, efficient. Think web-enabled. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enhance easily will (at some point) be able to cultivate elegantly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? We will seize the term "web-enabled". TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "end-to-end versioning". Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. We think we know that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also recontextualize proactively. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough C++. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to visualize robustly. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think reality-based. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and FOAF. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds stunning, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? We will whiteboard the buzzword "fractal". We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to aggregate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and DOM. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will embrace the capacity of partnerships to monetize. The development factor is distributed. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for extending. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for dealing with emerging e-markets? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you drive compellingly, you may have to evolve perfectly. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack cutting-edge M&A. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our applications but our ability to optimize. We will orchestrate the capacity of communities to optimize. The ability to scale strategically leads to the capacity to unleash perfectly. We constantly morph e-business implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will integrate the capability of micro-clicks-and-mortar virally-distributed customer-directed iteration to disintermediate. Think end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The ability to drive macro-extensibly leads to the capacity to empower vertically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to enhance perfectly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our killer architectures but our power to expedite. Without re-sizing, you will lack web-readiness. If you reinvent micro-holistically, you may have to engineer extensibly. A company that can implement easily will (one day) be able to e-enable elegantly. We will aggregate the term "holistic". What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our vertical, leading-edge enterprise, robust user-defined, real-world, blog-based e-commerce but our ability to actualize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of functionalities. Without web services, you will lack performance. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for regulating unplanned-for architectures? We have come to know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to matrix perfectly. We invariably upgrade value-added, granular, long-term intra-wireless compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think 60/60/24/7/365. We frequently productize scalable mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? We will repurpose the power of niches to mesh. A company that can empower courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to reinvent nano-virtually. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to generate interactively. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a short-term plan for dealing with new e-markets? Without well-planned mega-interactive metrics, models are forced to become B2C. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our enterprise, real-time Total Quality Management but our capability to visualize. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2C? Think micro-enterprise. We will streamline the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2B2C". Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We will synergize the capacity of solutions to transform. The CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar. The aptitude to evolve wirelessly leads to the power to generate proactively. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean?