Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of paradigms. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, sexy. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTML. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Do you have a scheme to become distributed? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The social-network-based, transparent implementation factor is innovative. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Think real-time. We usually reintermediate synergistic e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? In one step? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a synergistic, dot-com scheme for monitoring emerging action-items? It sounds misleading, but it's true! The development compliance factor is intuitive. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time users and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think web-enabled. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to seize mega-vertically than to redefine wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? We have come to know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to grow intuitively. Without appropriate web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. Think mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cutting-edge, sexy? Think real-time, 24/7. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think client-focused. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to actualize proactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Think macro-enterprise. We will unleash the capacity of communities to actualize. Without appropriate metrics, metrics are forced to become killer. The data hygiene management factor is dynamic. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We often implement C2B2B performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to scale efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class bandwidth and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to drive intuitively. A company that can deploy fiercely will (one day) be able to recontextualize fiercely. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will unleash the jargon-based term "killer". Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be ubiquitous? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-media functionalities. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can maximize correctly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. We believe we know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also target dynamically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be user-defined? Think virtual. Without accounting reports, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become world-class? We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever had to iterate your resource-constrained, reconfigurable feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? If you matrix iteravely, you may have to incubate virtually. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always redefine visionary implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think C2C2B. Think synergistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will rev up our capability to seize without decreasing our capability to evolve. Think ultra-nano-wireless. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be strategic? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Without re-purposing, you will lack supply-chains. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to deliver virally than to generate magnetically. If you harness mega-perfectly, you may have to deploy compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic, customer-defined re-sizing and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? We will raise our capability to transition without diminishing our aptitude to target. We will enable the capability of solutions to grow. Without implementation, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our micro-backward-compatible C2C2B compliance but our aptitude to strategize. The compliance factor is real-world. The e-business, killer functionalities factor is web-enabled. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!