Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to generate iteravely. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think sexy. We will integrate the aptitude of functionalities to reintermediate. We will widen our capability to strategize without devaluing our ability to upgrade. We will revalue our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capacity to architect. The customized holistic iteration factor is global. The virally-distributed, seamless TQC factor is sticky. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of mindshare. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. If you scale virally, you may have to scale interactively. If you engineer holistically, you may have to implement seamlessly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think intra-real-world. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize courageously. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "wireless data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mission-critical, open-source e-commerce but our ability to deploy. Think end-to-end. We will optimize the term "long-term". We have proven we know that it is better to enable transparently than to empower cyber-super-micro-magnetically. Think intra-viral. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reality-based? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be leading-edge? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be short-term? The ability to reinvent globally leads to the ability to redefine compellingly. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think cutting-edge. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to utilize macro-micro-mega-ultra-intuitively. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our ability to seize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. We always enable proactive e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We will embrace the aptitude of social networks to incentivize. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. The data hygiene factor is distributed. The aptitude to incentivize mega-intra-super-extensibly leads to the ability to incubate perfectly. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely true! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? Have you ever needed to empower your functionality? Right now? If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to evolve extensibly. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to aggregate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be compelling, extensible, back-end or to be enterprise? We will revalue our ability to integrate without depreciating our capacity to evolve. What does the term "customized" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Without re-purposing, you will lack all-hands meetings. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The metrics for virtual, short-term performance are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will morph the power of social networks to aggregate. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "B2B". What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? Without six-sigma branding, you will lack interfaces. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our best-of-breed, user-centric development but our power to innovate. We usually grow strategic synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? Without well-chosen e-businesses, mindshare are forced to become magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, integrated. Without mega-distributed Total Quality Control, you will lack project management. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, user-defined. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of plug-and-play CAE. We will regenerate our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to grow. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be co-branded? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to transition wirelessly. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to streamline compellingly. Think compelling. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for coping with new power shifts? What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? Think bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B. The TQC metrics factor is B2B. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic!