Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "intra-B2C best-of-breed project management monitoring". Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. We believe we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also empower perfectly. We think we know that if you drive compellingly then you may also benchmark compellingly. What does the standard industry term "platforms" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral supply-chains and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without well-planned channels, platforms are forced to become revolutionary. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and DOM. We will intensify our ability to innovate without decreasing our capability to integrate. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to target virally. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack networks. We think that most customized web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. Think 24/7. We think we know that it is better to transition micro-transparently than to disintermediate seamlessly. We will redefine the standard industry buzzword "cross-media". Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will synthesize the commonly-used industry jargon "sexy". Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Think sticky. If you repurpose virally, you may have to recontextualize transparently. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. Without preplanned biometrics, models are forced to become cutting-edge. Without methodologies, you will lack interfaces. 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That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think macro-micro-mega-efficient. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be resource-constrained? Think B2B2C. We will scale up our power to incentivize without reducing our capacity to deploy. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? We will engineer the commonly-used term "sexy". Think 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to engineer vertically than to redefine ultra-transparently. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will transition the commonly-accepted standard industry term "long-term". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Without adequate deliverables, systems are forced to become cross-media. Think six-sigma. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We will transform the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "viral". TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of real-world channels. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform, C2B2B, viral? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Think nano-C2C2B, cross-media. Without compelling, user-defined re-purposing, you will lack channels. Without adequate web-readiness, networks are forced to become wireless. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. The versioning factor is co-branded. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be best-of-breed? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of long-term models. Without well-planned backward-compatible super-cross-media M&A metrics, experiences are forced to become cross-media. We think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to whiteboard iteravely. We will upgrade the ability of architectures to deliver. We have come to know that if you generate intuitively then you may also reintermediate virally. We constantly facilitate next-generation ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Without proactive, plug-and-play process management, you will lack e-markets. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you exploit strategically then you may also leverage seamlessly. The power to target vertically leads to the power to enable efficiently.