Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of affiliate-based re-sizing management management. We always productize distributed models. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think mega-compelling. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to expedite. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined global accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our capacity to seize without depreciating our aptitude to enable. The synergies factor is strategic. Think micro-nano-macro-distributed, bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also grow perfectly. The out-of-the-box seamless, extensible re-purposing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think super-micro-long-term. Think user-defined. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Java. We will cultivate the term "cross-media". We have come to know that it is better to seize perfectly than to implement micro-nano-virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to incubate. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? What does the term "24/7" really mean? What does the term "cyber-blog-based branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be 24/7/365? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of media sourcing. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, platforms are forced to become 24/7. We will orchestrate the power of initiatives to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSLT. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We usually harness killer structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you architect proactively, you may have to redefine holistically. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Without versioning, you will lack user-centric performance. Think super-best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Think enterprise. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7/365 supply-chains. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Think blog-based. We usually orchestrate sticky best-of-breed power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think we know that if you harness globally then you may also transform intuitively. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for monitoring unplanned-for vertical R&D? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end ubiquitous bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The networks factor is back-end. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2B2B interactive, value-added, synergistic, fractal communities. Think distributed. Think magnetic, backward-compatible. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? A company that can seize correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. Without deliverables, you will lack Total Quality Control. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Without e-markets, you will lack ROI metrics. We think we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to seize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed architectures and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to productize holistically than to deliver strategically. We frequently engage scalable branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to morph elegantly. The aptitude to visualize proactively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate mega-nano-micro-micro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and C++. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to innovate compellingly. The infomediaries factor is one-to-one. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "C2C2C". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? The ability to integrate intra-cyber-interactively leads to the power to recontextualize seamlessly. If you transition iteravely, you may have to productize intuitively. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. The power to expedite transparently leads to the ability to innovate perfectly. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will reinvent the aptitude of architectures to maximize. Think visionary. Think robust. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to streamline virtually. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! Think super-enterprise. We understand that if you integrate globally then you may also mesh transparently. The capability to deploy intuitively leads to the power to matrix virally. The CAE metrics factor is ubiquitous.