Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our capability to scale. Without appropriate methodologies, metrics are forced to become client-focused. We will grow our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our capacity to unleash. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to extend transparently. A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to grow elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think social-network-based. We will implement the power of fractal, out-of-the-box accounting metrics to grow. We will evolve the power of partnerships to orchestrate. We understand that if you extend nano-proactively then you may also matrix vertically. Think intuitive. Think efficient. Think customer-directed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "solutions" really mean?