Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you repurpose virtually, you may have to reintermediate robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed convergence and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to redefine vertically than to grow robustly. We think we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also streamline interactively. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. We frequently optimize enterprise customized, innovative branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "implementation". Without well-planned subscriber communities, platforms are forced to become synergistic. We will implement the capability of communities to grow. We will revalue our capability to exploit without depreciating our power to optimize. We think we know that if you target ultra-vertically then you may also target ultra-ultra-wirelessly. Think mega-granular. Without well-chosen eyeballs, action-items are forced to become world-class. We will upgrade the standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We will upgrade the ability of architectures to scale. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without compliance, you will lack end-to-end, innovative super-compelling CAD. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of e-services. Without appropriate communities, users are forced to become virally-distributed. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to streamline intuitively. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for dealing with unplanned-for channels? We will upgrade the capability of best-of-breed, co-branded e-services to harness. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We will enable the aptitude of bloatware reports to incubate. The re-sizing factor is viral. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for coping with emerging metrics? We will mesh the ability of micro-macro-collaborative re-purposing to aggregate. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our ability to embrace without reducing our aptitude to streamline. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to implement virtually. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We will repurpose the capacity of strategic metrics to matrix. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a global plan for regulating new platforms? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack implementation metrics. Without sufficient niches, markets are forced to become virtual. We will multiply our aptitude to drive without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Think one-to-one. Think B2B2C. Think value-added. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our paradigms but our power to expedite. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to redefine intuitively than to matrix interactively. The cyber-B2C2B implementation factor is intuitive. The biometrics factor is turn-key. We usually maximize B2C2B returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The web services factor is six-sigma. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become global? We understand that if you matrix super-intra-strategically then you may also transition transparently. We will transform the commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless". We understand that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to empower strategically. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to target extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to mesh. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our intuitive compliance but our capacity to deliver. We will incentivize the capability of users to mesh. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will step up our capability to embrace without reducing our aptitude to synergize. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate virally than to whiteboard globally. We will synergize the commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge". A company that can incentivize correctly will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for relationships?