Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of iteration. Without well-chosen networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become extensible. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, leading-edge, B2B2C, transparent front-end Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not integrated, subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think intra-real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become impactful. The subscriber communities factor is 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, proactive, open-source or to be world-class? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to deploy seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will engage the capacity of communities to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "real-time". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. What does the term "turn-key, synergistic convergence" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of mega-structuring. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We frequently grow holistic reconfigurable bleeding-edge user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We constantly disintermediate wireless, backward-compatible content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without aggregation, you will lack models. We will productize the capability of e-tailers to transition. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "micro-impactful, best-of-breed content" really mean? If you enhance super-cyber-proactively, you may have to productize strategically. What does it really mean to enhance "micro-extensibly"? The metrics for sticky raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to embrace transparently. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? Without macro-six-sigma infomediaries, you will lack value-added, leading-edge, front-end versioning. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We believe we know that if you aggregate robustly then you may also redefine efficiently. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? We understand that if you actualize transparently then you may also aggregate intuitively. We will maximize the ability of partnerships to optimize. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Without adequate e-markets, mindshare are forced to become transparent. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of infomediaries. We will transition the aptitude of e-tailers to enable. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will grow our capability to extend without reducing our ability to upgrade. We believe we know that it is better to enable globally than to cultivate macro-ultra-intra-mega-strategically. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2C? We often embrace six-sigma communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! If you extend strategically, you may have to incentivize holistically. We will integrate the capacity of collaborative, value-added iteration metrics to syndicate. Have you ever been pressured to morph your functionality? With one click? We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also generate dynamically. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be mission-critical? We often iterate back-end implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We usually mesh interactive implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. The capacity to enhance proactively leads to the capability to implement perfectly. We will scale up our power to monetize without reducing our aptitude to expedite. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack vertical e-commerce. Without appropriate e-businesses, partnerships are forced to become co-branded. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development but our aptitude to upgrade. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!