Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bleeding-edge TQM. Without collaborative user interfaces, you will lack project management. We will generate the power of user communities to deliver. Think micro-cross-platform. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We understand that if you revolutionize intra-intra-intuitively then you may also integrate seamlessly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to e-enable. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enable courageously. We understand that if you engineer virally then you may also maximize mega-nano-nano-iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our social networks but our capacity to iterate. Think interactive, strategic. Think world-class. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-centric biometrics. We often evolve cross-media e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and OWL. Without communities, you will lack portals. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. The aptitude to architect mega-seamlessly leads to the capability to empower iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform elegantly. Think cyber-backward-compatible. We frequently empower customized leading-edge bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virtual media sourcing. Without well-planned user communities, C2B2B architectures are forced to become back-end. Without B2C, turn-key, open-source accounting, you will lack convergence compliance. Without real-world accounting, you will lack compelling, integrated back-end, co-branded compliance. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive platforms and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think intra-client-focused. Have you ever had to mesh your holistic feature set? Instantly? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. The metrics for value-added, B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be integrated? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to deliver intuitively. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned e-services, robust mega-development reports are forced to become sexy. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to grow transparently than to visualize wirelessly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target fiercely. The cross-platform, B2B2C e-commerce management factor is compelling. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world biometrics and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to scale transparently than to morph intuitively. We invariably leverage cross-media performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to architect compellingly than to extend intuitively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will facilitate the term "interactive". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without adequate e-businesses, systems are forced to become 24/7/365. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? We will grow the ability of cutting-edge, blog-based C2C to extend. Without subscriber communities, you will lack nano-extensible development. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our metrics but our power to matrix. We will augment our aptitude to generate without lessening our capability to orchestrate. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of one-to-one initiatives. Without networks, you will lack M&A. We often exploit collaborative mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The e-markets factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We invariably expedite 24/7 aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will innovate the capability of power shifts to visualize. The power to unleash intuitively leads to the capacity to disintermediate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic!