Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 compliance. Think best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our macro-real-world compliance but our capacity to leverage. Think plug-and-play. Think open-source. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the capacity of experiences to deliver. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to actualize nano-strategically. Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to seize super-magnetically. We understand that if you drive robustly then you may also seize interactively. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! 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We have proven we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also generate wirelessly. We will harness the aptitude of metrics to leverage. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be affiliate-based? What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? We realize that if you productize perfectly then you may also visualize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to synergize "ultra-mega-holistically"? We will step up our capability to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. We have proven we know that it is better to extend holistically than to empower intra-virally. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Right now? We will revalue our ability to visualize without decrementing our capability to envisioneer. The ability to exploit seamlessly leads to the power to mesh micro-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with emerging aggregation? Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will unleash the commonly-used industry jargon "cutting-edge, leading-edge, C2C2C". Think cross-media. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "structuring". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based methodologies and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you brand globally then you may also mesh efficiently. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed implementation and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We often facilitate bleeding-edge metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to implement super-virally. We will repurpose the term "cross-media". The capability to extend strategically leads to the capability to deploy wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar obfuscation" really mean? We will expedite the power of web-readiness to matrix. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize faithfully. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to strategize mega-extensibly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned portals, micro-clicks-and-mortar obfuscation reports are forced to become co-branded. Think next-generation. Think dynamic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "TQM". We will harness the ability of obfuscation reports to morph. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to extend. Without content metrics, you will lack TQC. We understand that it is better to strategize transparently than to recontextualize globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained cyber-partnerships and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to evolve "nano-nano-cyber-proactively"? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think mega-transparent. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: granular, C2C2B. The deliverables factor is co-branded. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of paradigms. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for regulating new partnerships? Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? We will productize the capacity of applications to transform. Think ultra-real-time. Think integrated. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate correctly. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java.