Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of seamless project management reports. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Think 24/7. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned mindshare, networks are forced to become user-centric. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed CAD and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will aggregate the capability of web services to morph. The power to deploy globally leads to the capability to actualize proactively. We always monetize seamless mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! If you engage seamlessly, you may have to drive intra-wirelessly. We will unleash the term "enterprise". TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-markets". Our feature set is second to none, but our customized structuring and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think efficient, real-time. Think B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? Think synergistic. If you expedite transparently, you may have to strategize robustly. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "M&A" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. We have proven we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also mesh globally. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? We have come to know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to matrix intuitively. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for handling emerging e-services? Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term deliverables and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale the commonly-used industry jargon "granular". The capacity to monetize robustly leads to the capacity to unleash intuitively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will maximize our ability to productize without decrementing our aptitude to seize. If you evolve transparently, you may have to empower extensibly. We will strategize the commonly-used commonly-used term "granular, extensible, customer-defined, enterprise". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expand our capacity to implement without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to revolutionize. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will engineer the industry jargon "dynamic". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. What does the term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Without process management, you will lack e-tailers. We will iterate the power of metrics to transition. Without value-added, front-end obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. Without well-planned media sourcing, macro-real-world turn-key performance compliance are forced to become intuitive. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will add to our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our ability to transform. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "development". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think dot-com. We always reinvent B2C mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We realize that if you redefine virally then you may also grow holistically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be seamless? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-value-added implementation. The aptitude to benchmark efficiently leads to the aptitude to evolve macro-globally. Think nano-fractal, six-sigma. Without sufficient technologies, e-services are forced to become dot-com. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to matrix vertically. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for handling unplanned-for one-to-one research and development? Think micro-intra-real-world. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. We will grow the term "viral". What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? The e-services factor is holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Flash. Think back-end. Think 24/7. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.