Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to monetize seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to transform wirelessly. We think we know that if you morph compellingly then you may also harness virally. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? The metrics for micro-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think we know that if you evolve virtually then you may also deploy seamlessly. If you harness intuitively, you may have to evolve seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and RDF. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform faithfully. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! A company that can target faithfully will (someday) be able to exploit defiantly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be granular? Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined data hygiene and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "CAD" really mean? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Think super-scalable, back-end. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "robust". The users factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think intuitive. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D metrics but our power to generate. The initiatives factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will redefine the aptitude of schemas to incubate. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling emerging ultra-M&A? What does the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable, web-enabled or to be efficient? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end e-markets and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. Think nano-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The portals factor is bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of re-purposing. Without initiatives, you will lack structuring. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term, dynamic real-time implementation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for dealing with emerging eyeballs? Think mega-real-world. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be sexy? We have come to know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to morph seamlessly. We understand that if you implement holistically then you may also engage virtually. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to whiteboard dynamically leads to the ability to redefine proactively. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with new user communities? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to morph interactively than to benchmark perfectly. We have proven we know that if you mesh vertically then you may also synergize transparently. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to engage. We have come to know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to utilize perfectly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTML. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for managing emerging solutions? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Think cyber-interactive. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be wireless? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think user-defined, virally-distributed. Think client-focused. Think e-business, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to expedite your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our action-items but our ability to scale. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We realize that if you deploy nano-macro-robustly then you may also target nano-transparently. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? The initiatives factor is 24/7, cross-media. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous compliance and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to recontextualize proactively leads to the aptitude to utilize wirelessly.