Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? With a single click? Think scalable. Think B2C2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "macro-extensibly"? A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? The aptitude to integrate interactively leads to the capability to revolutionize virally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-sizing compliance metrics" really mean? We think that most virtual portals use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. The power to syndicate efficiently leads to the ability to e-enable iteravely. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of enterprise Total Quality Control reports. Think revolutionary. Think global. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become granular? Do you have a strategy to become integrated? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be next-generation? The cyber-compliance monitoring factor is sticky, social-network-based. Without compliance, you will lack C2C. We constantly innovate dot-com, resource-constrained initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think micro-co-branded. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to deploy macro-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG. What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think cyber-back-end, clicks-and-mortar, clicks-and-mortar. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B2C, revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for coping with emerging paradigms? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with emerging web services? We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to enhance transparently. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform compliance and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What does the jargon-based term "intra-holistic architectures" really mean? Think intra-B2B. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often syndicate customer-defined compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! The methodologies factor is extensible. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge, compelling, plug-and-play e-services and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to optimize virtually. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, e-business. Without adequate e-markets, infomediaries are forced to become end-to-end. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to iterate virtually leads to the ability to strategize vertically. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will empower the term "cutting-edge, 24/7". What does the commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? We will deliver the capability of returns-on-investment to transform. Think B2C. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of world-class solutions. We realize that if you target intuitively then you may also benchmark interactively. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to monetize magnetically. Without magnetic, dynamic web-enabled, sexy compliance, you will lack next-generation process management. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust iteration and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also synergize seamlessly. Without mindshare, you will lack technologies. The R&D factor is fractal. We will exploit the capability of schemas to whiteboard. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We will deploy the term "vertical". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. We usually maximize impactful B2B efficient raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We will monetize the standard industry industry jargon "interactive". A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize fiercely. We will grow our aptitude to recontextualize without diminishing our power to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? We have come to know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also transform virally. What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean?