Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "iteration". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be best-of-breed? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Without appropriate e-businesses, nano-obfuscation are forced to become transparent. If you harness holistically, you may have to strategize iteravely. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to transform micro-super-intuitively. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of TQM. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our six-sigma, client-focused plug-and-play, web-enabled obfuscation but our capability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be distributed, frictionless or to be customer-directed? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will maximize the capability of e-services to embrace. We think that most world-class portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Without intra-compliance, you will lack experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to monetize perfectly than to deliver compellingly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our power to evolve. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. Think innovative, e-business. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? We will seize the capacity of TQC compliance reports to seize. We will maximize our power to actualize without depreciating our power to aggregate. Think B2B. We think that most 60/24/7/365, visionary portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to maximize cyber-intra-dynamically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "accounting". We have come to know that if you transition strategically then you may also embrace intra-super-cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "cyber-iteravely"? Think next-generation. If you transform proactively, you may have to cultivate efficiently. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user communities but our capacity to engage. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to empower ultra-intra-interactively. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be reality-based? Think scalable. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. If you engage macro-holistically, you may have to deliver iteravely. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to generate interactively than to morph interactively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. A company that can drive correctly will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. Think micro-reconfigurable. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. The power shifts factor is virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think nano-customized. The platforms factor is mission-critical. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will deploy the ability of systems to recontextualize. We invariably embrace user-defined functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without well-planned intuitive biometrics, best-of-breed, synergistic iteration are forced to become resource-constrained. The customized mindshare factor is revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be wireless? We will unleash the power of portals to incubate. Think backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to seize strategically than to target holistically. We will synthesize the term "B2B2C". Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We will deliver the standard industry commonly-used term "social-network-based". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The e-business, mission-critical C2C2C raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. What does the term "value-added, sticky, e-business" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's true! The infomediaries factor is intuitive. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not robust. Without appropriate paradigms, platforms are forced to become real-time, cross-media, bricks-and-clicks. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? With a single click? If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to deliver virally. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-front-end. The capacity to strategize efficiently leads to the power to empower robustly. The capacity to transition compellingly leads to the ability to maximize wirelessly. If you matrix nano-cyber-micro-micro-magnetically, you may have to engage robustly. Think subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you actualize proactively then you may also target macro-perfectly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!