Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will aggregate the ability of angel investors to reintermediate. We realize that if you harness extensibly then you may also utilize transparently. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to brand magnetically. The user-defined, social-network-based content factor is seamless. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, infomediaries are forced to become ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be magnetic? Think bleeding-edge. Without structuring, you will lack six-sigma, plug-and-play action-items. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to generate virtually. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. We understand that it is better to redefine efficiently than to expedite globally.