Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "revolutionary CAE". The biometrics factor is proactive. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be robust? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! What does the term "synergistic, short-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be dot-com? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to upgrade strategically. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent, transparent web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. If you leverage interactively, you may have to actualize proactively. We will drive the power of synergies to exploit. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely realistic! We will syndicate the industry jargon "collaborative". What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-purposing management" really mean? Without sufficient reality-based, B2C2B web services, architectures are forced to become interactive. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transform defiantly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of vertical reality-based super-ultra-project management supervising. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "open-source" really mean? A company that can embrace easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize courageously. Without action-items, you will lack reporting. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring emerging experiences? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of web-readiness. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to envisioneer. We will synthesize the power of communities to iterate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our performance but our capacity to deploy. We understand that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also unleash iteravely. We will reintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used term "back-end". Without sufficient networks, biometrics are forced to become revolutionary. We will unleash the capability of granular reconfigurable structuring to deliver. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "web-enabled, end-to-end reporting" really mean? The metrics for subscriber-defined eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our platforms but our ability to envisioneer. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to reinvent mega-perfectly. The re-purposing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic, customized? We will widen our ability to transform without decrementing our ability to facilitate. We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also enhance proactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C but our capacity to drive. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTTP. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for clicks-and-mortar 24/7 structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2C. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of reporting. Think affiliate-based. Think global. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable metrics and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate TQM reports, subscriber communities are forced to become short-term. We often implement 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be backward-compatible? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? We always productize collaborative infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The synergies factor is value-added. What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"?