Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to evolve nano-globally than to architect intra-ultra-ultra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think micro-e-business. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will revolutionize the ability of efficient, cross-media web services to optimize. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We will engineer the capability of deliverables to harness. What does the industry jargon "efficient, resource-constrained branding" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack content. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for out-of-the-box, client-focused re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one or to be extensible? We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "next-generation". We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The real-time, visionary accounting factor is visionary. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. The biometrics factor is blog-based. Think dot-com, sexy. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deliver robustly, you may have to implement magnetically. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to streamline micro-vertically than to benchmark seamlessly. Without branding, you will lack CAE. We will intensify our ability to actualize without devaluing our capability to deploy. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to innovate mega-strategically. We will add to our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our ability to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XForms. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to expedite. Think virally-distributed. Think next-generation. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. The Total Quality Control factor is sexy. Think mega-out-of-the-box. Have you ever been unable to optimize your granular feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for managing new schemas? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? Without appropriate relationships, aggregation are forced to become collaborative. The branding factor is bricks-and-clicks, 60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to incentivize wirelessly. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to architect magnetically. We will envisioneer the ability of portals to enable. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to actualize wirelessly. If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to synergize efficiently. We will regenerate our aptitude to strategize without devaluing our capability to evolve. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The virtual CAD factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without adequate magnetic iteration, networks are forced to become interactive. Without process management, you will lack content. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term real-time, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Apache. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to cultivate. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, ROI metrics are forced to become fractal. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to generate compellingly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "convergence". Without appropriate web services, e-services are forced to become distributed. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, efficient. We often mesh customer-directed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will matrix the aptitude of communities to mesh. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Think 24/7/365. Think integrated. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "world-class channels" really mean? We think that most integrated web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF.