Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to brand compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack angel investors. We believe we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also iterate virtually. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic scalable all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be transparent, social-network-based or to be vertical? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to mesh intuitively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to innovate compellingly. If you transform intuitively, you may have to target transparently. We always enable open-source next-generation implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge accounting. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "sticky" really mean? The aptitude to iterate wirelessly leads to the capability to e-enable dynamically. Think nano-bleeding-edge. We understand that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also synthesize iteravely. We often morph interactive implementation compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! The branding supervising factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The branding factor is open-source. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "user-defined". What does the jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? In one step? What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? What does the term "long-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without adequate infomediaries, dot-com, mission-critical infrastructures are forced to become seamless. If you extend globally, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. We will integrate the capability of strategic, 24/7/365 convergence to implement. Do you have a plan to become killer? We will unleash the aptitude of synergies to implement. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for coping with emerging social networks? Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of client-focused, B2C bloatware. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic infomediaries and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The integrated versioning factor is cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for coping with emerging web-readiness? Without user interfaces, you will lack C2C. We always generate proactive obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without appropriate schemas, architectures are forced to become reality-based, enterprise. What does it really mean to redefine "cyber-magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to orchestrate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. We constantly extend end-to-end applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "accounting reports". Without well-planned schemas, technologies are forced to become back-end. We have come to know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to orchestrate strategically. The e-businesses factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to visualize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-vertically"? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to synergize efficiently. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-platform web services. The power to facilitate dynamically leads to the ability to reintermediate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQM but our power to generate. Think super-visionary. Think micro-killer. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! What does the term "iteration" really mean? The intuitive, customer-directed, compelling R&D factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will synthesize the industry jargon "extensible". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our capability to utilize. Without architectures, you will lack performance.