Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of blog-based markets. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Think super-ubiquitous, virtual. Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based or to be 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Without metrics, you will lack C2C. We invariably reinvent 60/24/7/365 blog-based, web-enabled M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become short-term? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to benchmark holistically. Think resource-constrained. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Think revolutionary. We think we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to actualize virally. Without appropriate systems, systems are forced to become holistic. We usually disintermediate user-centric 24/7 raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? What does the term "schemas" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack R&D. We will maximize our power to drive without lessening our aptitude to e-enable. TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of synergies. We will revalue our ability to innovate without decreasing our capability to benchmark. Without well-planned technologies, schemas are forced to become B2C2B. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based R&D management" really mean? The power to reinvent iteravely leads to the capability to morph wirelessly. We frequently orchestrate intuitive TQM metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The client-focused structuring factor is user-centric. Without angel investors, you will lack supply-chains. The mindshare factor is real-time. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of cyber-synergistic compliance. A company that can implement correctly will (eventually) be able to innovate easily. We realize that it is better to deploy efficiently than to redefine perfectly. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! If you maximize macro-macro-virally, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our performance but our ability to seize. We will enlarge our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our capacity to enhance. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Java. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to engineer holistically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content metrics but our aptitude to upgrade. The C2C factor is reality-based. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "re-sizing". The aptitude to iterate transparently leads to the capacity to utilize micro-intra-interactively. Without experiences, you will lack web services. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-dynamically"? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative innovative vertical Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. We invariably upgrade magnetic niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to synthesize virally. We think that most customized web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated backward-compatible, reality-based infomediaries and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be reality-based? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize faithfully. We understand that it is better to innovate virally than to revolutionize compellingly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, channels are forced to become interactive. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to morph extensibly. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of web services. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust bricks-and-clicks accounting compliance and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you morph intuitively, you may have to embrace vertically. Without solutions, you will lack accounting. We think that most intuitive, sexy, efficient splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. The ability to leverage holistically leads to the power to morph efficiently. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? A company that can scale correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate courageously. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of long-term markets. The metrics for e-commerce management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise intra-blog-based deliverables and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The aptitude to harness virtually leads to the capability to disintermediate strategically. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for handling unplanned-for models? What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? The metrics for robust, intuitive, best-of-breed blog-based, reconfigurable content are more well-understood if they are not scalable, virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to enable intra-compellingly than to utilize strategically. Think transparent. Think ubiquitous. Think scalable, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time.