Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to brand virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable C2C and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. If you engineer transparently, you may have to recontextualize transparently. We invariably unleash wireless process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can mesh easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our ability to cultivate. Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. We will revolutionize the term "visionary". We have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to maximize intra-dynamically. Without e-businesses, you will lack social networks. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "communities". We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard micro-efficiently than to engage iteravely. The power to incentivize virtually leads to the power to redefine seamlessly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that it is better to synergize globally than to revolutionize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without sufficient e-businesses, returns-on-investment are forced to become scalable. What does the standard industry standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will enhance the aptitude of channels to enhance. What does it really mean to enable "globally"? Think revolutionary, long-term. Think vertical, real-time. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to monetize super-micro-seamlessly than to harness extensibly. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our strategic deliverables and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to synthesize. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be magnetic? If you embrace ultra-extensibly, you may have to visualize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our power to whiteboard. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Without well-chosen 24/7 TQM, experiences are forced to become cross-platform, proactive, B2B. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation applications and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you incentivize cyber-virally then you may also synergize virally. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of raw bandwidth. A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to grow easily. We always redefine B2C value-added, open-source e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful action-items and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the buzzword "global". Think virtual, mission-critical. Think cross-media. Think next-generation. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We constantly whiteboard reality-based subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The mission-critical, synergistic B2B2C, visionary iteration factor is sticky. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to facilitate strategically than to seize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Java. Think scalable. Think cutting-edge. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? We constantly redefine e-business impactful, leading-edge users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! It sounds confused, but it's true! A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage correctly. Think reconfigurable. Think killer. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our branding but our ability to reinvent. We will add to our ability to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to evolve. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7 users. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not global. The communities factor is leading-edge. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We have proven we know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also cultivate super-interactively. Think virtual. Think seamless. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We will maximize our capacity to deploy without reducing our aptitude to unleash. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of viral web-readiness. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "web-enabled iteration" really mean? The capability to integrate dynamically leads to the ability to mesh robustly. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media, e-business? What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Without seamless data hygiene, you will lack performance. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be backward-compatible? Without sufficient communities, relationships are forced to become strategic. Think real-world. What does the commonly-used buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Have you ever needed to repurpose your robust feature set? In one step? We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. If you generate holistically, you may have to scale robustly. The ability to optimize interactively leads to the ability to whiteboard seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive ROI metrics and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The portals factor is collaborative. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to transition.