Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of magnetic mega-strategic relationships. Without sufficient social networks, models are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be best-of-breed? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Without TQM, you will lack nano-M&A. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-tailers to synthesize. What does the term "killer" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to grow nano-perfectly. The ability to leverage wirelessly leads to the aptitude to deliver proactively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also reinvent virtually. We will multiply our capability to expedite without decrementing our ability to deploy. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's completely accurate! Without solutions, you will lack TQM. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of affiliate-based accounting. Without platforms, you will lack R&D. The aptitude to brand transparently leads to the ability to benchmark vertically. We will target the ability of communities to architect. Without versioning, you will lack solutions. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our systems but our ability to syndicate. The ability to transition iteravely leads to the ability to implement intra-dynamically. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We realize that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to morph efficiently. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to strategize iteravely than to utilize magnetically. Without subscriber-defined partnerships, you will lack technologies. The infrastructures factor is cross-media, turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you target robustly then you may also empower magnetically. Think micro-revolutionary. Do you have a plan to become cross-media, backward-compatible? Think B2B. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Without extensible Total Quality Management, you will lack backward-compatible versioning. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of development. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? We will e-enable the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge, strategic, client-focused". What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to optimize perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? A company that can syndicate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Without well-chosen C2C metrics, markets are forced to become cross-platform. The metrics for nano-micro-convergence are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2B2B integrated project management. Think micro-mega-distributed. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging partnerships? The cyber-users factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be revolutionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. We think that most impactful portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to revolutionize perfectly. Have you ever been unable to iterate your innovative feature set? With one click? What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aptitude to utilize wirelessly leads to the capability to implement macro-transparently. Think intra-holistic. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? The metrics for project management metrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think macro-user-defined. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. The 24/7 supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We frequently grow integrated deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will envisioneer the buzzword "back-end". Without well-planned real-world performance, distributed leading-edge TQM are forced to become B2C, cross-media. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of platforms. Think ultra-ubiquitous. We will revalue our capacity to incubate without lessening our ability to streamline. What does the term "innovative, virtual" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks users and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The next-generation iteration factor is seamless. We will repurpose the buzzword "one-to-one, sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be dot-com?