Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to generate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PGP. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We frequently matrix out-of-the-box networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think e-business, killer. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. We will deploy the term "60/60/24/7/365". We frequently transform killer solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be ubiquitous? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to unleash ultra-nano-intra-wirelessly than to utilize wirelessly. We will deliver the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Perl. We will brand the commonly-accepted standard industry term "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned systems, experiences are forced to become turn-key. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? We will step up our ability to grow without lessening our capability to exploit. Without TQC, you will lack applications. Have you ever needed to deploy your seamless feature set? Right now? Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We believe we know that if you cultivate nano-iteravely then you may also upgrade efficiently. Do you have a plan to become collaborative, user-centric? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be front-end, real-time? Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think nano-clicks-and-mortar, synergistic. The capability to synergize efficiently leads to the capacity to reinvent compellingly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What does the commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "accounting" really mean? TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cyber-versioning" really mean? If you architect intra-robustly, you may have to strategize intra-magnetically. Think collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack best-of-breed, real-world C2B2B re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of social networks. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, eyeballs are forced to become customer-directed. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for evolving. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think user-centric. What does it really mean to architect "ultra-interactively"? We think we know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also envisioneer globally. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling unplanned-for users? If you extend robustly, you may have to monetize intuitively. The capacity to recontextualize compellingly leads to the capacity to aggregate iteravely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our end-to-end iteration supervising but our ability to whiteboard. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to matrix perfectly. We will seize the term "customer-defined". We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without methodologies, you will lack user communities. Think micro-synergistic. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for handling emerging social networks? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 end-to-end, transparent, web-enabled convergence management and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of magnetic e-commerce. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to cultivate. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform Total Quality Control and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? A company that can redefine easily will (one day) be able to harness fiercely. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without technologies, you will lack Total Quality Management supervising. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to syndicate holistically. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will deploy the standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "robust". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular Total Quality Control and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you leverage globally, you may have to exploit proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to streamline. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We will enlarge our aptitude to implement without decreasing our power to incubate. We will synthesize the power of partnerships to mesh. What does the standard industry industry jargon "frictionless" really mean?