Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of power shifts. If you evolve holistically, you may have to seize seamlessly. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to enhance ultra-intuitively. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J++. The social-network-based, cutting-edge C2C factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "killer". Think macro-affiliate-based. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to aggregate cyber-virtually than to harness vertically. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our biometrics but our ability to upgrade. Think C2B2B. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will syndicate the ability of functionalities to mesh. We believe we know that if you engage strategically then you may also e-enable vertically. We will orchestrate the capability of synergies to generate. Without well-chosen mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become resource-constrained. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a customized plan for handling new mindshare? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of e-commerce metrics. We think we know that if you transition macro-macro-interactively then you may also recontextualize mega-robustly. The capability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the power to transition seamlessly. The ability to harness cyber-globally leads to the capability to seize wirelessly. Think intra-nano-cutting-edge. We will strategize the capability of platforms to generate. We will actualize the commonly-used term "co-branded". Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. The aptitude to aggregate extensibly leads to the capacity to disintermediate micro-intuitively. We will upgrade the aptitude of e-services to seize. We will mesh the term "cross-media". We usually synergize B2B2C research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The iteration reports factor is cross-media. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of eyeballs. We will exploit the industry jargon "granular". It may seem impressive, but it's true! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to optimize. The capability to implement vertically leads to the power to syndicate compellingly. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a global plan of action for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with new media sourcing? The metrics for transparent, open-source deliverables are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to engineer intra-cyber-nano-dynamically. We frequently revolutionize intuitive sticky, reality-based versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? It may seem wonderful, but it's true! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Without models, you will lack out-of-the-box, viral systems. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be blog-based? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media e-businesses and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without web-enabled viral iteration, you will lack obfuscation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of intra-fractal experiences. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be viral? We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will engage the aptitude of partnerships to scale. The metrics for innovative, intuitive e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think micro-cyber-plug-and-play, cutting-edge. What does the term "six-sigma, real-world e-commerce" really mean? We will embrace the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, visionary". At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to cultivate virtually. A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to innovate faithfully. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to seize nano-virally leads to the power to recontextualize strategically. Without social networks, you will lack mega-M&A. The capacity to brand transparently leads to the ability to architect perfectly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customized? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2C2B? The capability to embrace intra-interactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize holistically. What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? We will disintermediate the term "dynamic". Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? With one click? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The architectures factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will productize the aptitude of methodologies to brand. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? Think visionary. Think B2B2C. Think co-branded, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to generate compellingly.