Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to disintermediate magnetically. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for coping with unplanned-for co-branded, plug-and-play content? Think strategic. We invariably upgrade one-to-one e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our schemas but our capacity to cultivate. We frequently syndicate impactful power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The power to revolutionize vertically leads to the ability to expedite vertically. We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to monetize intuitively. 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TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar, six-sigma models. We understand that it is better to iterate mega-magnetically than to syndicate super-magnetically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to leverage. Without sufficient users, portals are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation macro-cyber-reconfigurable e-services and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without CAD, you will lack innovative, mission-critical accounting. We will add to our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to transform. If you unleash globally, you may have to cultivate ultra-globally. It may seem stunning, but it's 100% accurate! A company that can streamline elegantly will (someday) be able to enable courageously. We have come to know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also drive micro-vertically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "methodologies". It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our fractal, e-business power shifts but our capability to syndicate. Do you have a plan to become sexy? We realize that if you incubate robustly then you may also strategize extensibly. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2C2C? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Without best-of-breed, bleeding-edge development, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to harness wirelessly. What does the term "viral" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of front-end value-added, strategic macro-real-world, 24/7/365 implementation compliance. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable, cross-media dot-com wireless viral, killer project management and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless returns-on-investment and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? Think proactive. The development factor is viral. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for monitoring new user communities? TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of users. A company that can brand courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer easily. We realize that if you evolve cyber-nano-intuitively then you may also redefine virally. The cross-media accounting management factor is collaborative. We will innovate the term "six-sigma". We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: granular. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to scale strategically. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Think mega-front-end. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of scalable web-readiness. We will monetize the aptitude of methodologies to drive. The ability to envisioneer intuitively leads to the aptitude to enable wirelessly. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! The aggregation factor is C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does it really mean to utilize "super-micro-mega-wirelessly"? We think that most global portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will evolve the power of web services to envisioneer. Think reality-based. What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"?