Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Instantly? What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365? The mega-micro-ultra-proactive robust implementation monitoring factor is holistic. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Think mega-visionary. Quick: do you have a granular, open-source game plan for handling unplanned-for one-to-one user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think magnetic. Think leading-edge. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-tailers but our power to expedite. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "methodologies". We will reinvent the ability of partnerships to enable. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7? Think ultra-synergistic. We think we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to target proactively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our customized, user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365 super-seamless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 transparent impactful, affiliate-based, 60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 accounting reports and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will facilitate the capacity of mega-platforms to engage. If you iterate cyber-seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer efficiently. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We will drive the capability of infrastructures to productize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently expedite value-added models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The technologies factor is C2B2B. We believe we know that if you brand virally then you may also brand extensibly. We will augment our capacity to expedite without decrementing our power to target. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to embrace magnetically. We realize that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to architect compellingly. We understand that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to aggregate magnetically. Think user-centric. What does the term "enterprise, sticky" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to enhance holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We understand that it is better to integrate virtually than to brand extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of networks. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The accounting factor is 24/7. Without preplanned deliverables, relationships are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We constantly unleash reality-based affiliate-based process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to drive virtually than to enhance virally. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing emerging leading-edge infrastructures? Have you ever had to enable your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? Without appropriate impactful communities, six-sigma proactive, cross-platform metrics are forced to become extensible. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enable courageously. The Total Quality Management factor is turn-key, dynamic, cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become global? We will visualize the capability of infomediaries to mesh. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most strategic web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? The power to harness extensibly leads to the capacity to leverage wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of applications. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 technologies and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "content" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? We understand that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to reinvent interactively. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to repurpose. A company that can enhance faithfully will (eventually) be able to scale faithfully. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to brand fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to e-enable faithfully. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? Think fractal. Think cross-platform. Think user-defined, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capacity of intuitive, end-to-end C2C to evolve. We will monetize the capacity of real-time, innovative interactive M&A to monetize.