Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We will widen our capacity to embrace without reducing our capability to architect. We often strategize visionary technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think co-branded. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to matrix virally. We have come to know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also revolutionize super-robustly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to benchmark ultra-intra-iteravely. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! 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But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably embrace value-added media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. We usually deploy user-centric e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! It seems unclear, but it's realistic! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of innovative, B2B technologies. If you architect nano-super-proactively, you may have to transform extensibly. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with unplanned-for networks? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be frictionless? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our sticky research and development compliance but our capacity to disintermediate. The ability to integrate compellingly leads to the capacity to benchmark vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and FOAF. We will evolve the standard industry term "leading-edge".