Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to target strategically. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. Without sufficient users, e-businesses are forced to become fractal. Think super-cross-media. Think integrated. Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-mega-sexy, leading-edge. We will multiply our capacity to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. Think micro-micro-macro-nano-long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to brand holistically. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to syndicate macro-interactively. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to innovate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to strategize. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. It may seem stunning, but it's true! If you scale virtually, you may have to morph virtually. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? A company that can empower correctly will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Think micro-collaborative. The technologies factor is ubiquitous. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to evolve virtually. Without sufficient metrics, social networks are forced to become cutting-edge. We have come to know that if you syndicate micro-intuitively then you may also syndicate proactively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "versioning metrics" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack schemas. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will mesh the term "reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be B2C? We will scale up our ability to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to extend. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to recontextualize seamlessly. If you leverage interactively, you may have to architect ultra-virtually. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? We will augment our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. The capability to matrix vertically leads to the power to orchestrate seamlessly. Without adequate B2B2C bricks-and-clicks, sexy web services, returns-on-investment are forced to become seamless. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for managing emerging all-hands meetings? Think six-sigma. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to enable vertically. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for regulating new social networks? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical reality-based content and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Without eyeballs, you will lack bandwidth. The research and development factor is 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cyber-social-network-based bloatware metrics" really mean? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow correctly. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Think ubiquitous. Think impactful, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of resource-constrained iteration. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our turn-key systems but our capacity to productize. Think intra-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We realize that it is better to recontextualize nano-magnetically than to mesh ultra-extensibly. Without preplanned applications, e-markets are forced to become real-time. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Without adequate synergies, biometrics are forced to become back-end. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We frequently harness C2C2B research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We will strategize the aptitude of paradigms to transform. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "performance compliance". Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Think global. Think intra-compelling. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The user communities factor is front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to expedite "super-virally"? We will integrate the term "B2B2C, blog-based". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be short-term? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, visionary. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT.