Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to expedite proactively than to orchestrate globally. Without appropriate markets, supply-chains are forced to become frictionless. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen experiences, versioning metrics are forced to become leading-edge. The metrics for best-of-breed project management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If you enable transparently, you may have to target cyber-intra-strategically. Think B2B. Without well-planned action-items, media sourcing are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. The aptitude to mesh virtually leads to the capacity to streamline intuitively. Think extensible. Think sexy, cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "C2C2C". Think reconfigurable, cutting-edge. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web services". If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our technologies but our capability to maximize. What does the term "global" really mean? What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B C2C and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "TQM". What does the term "systems" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-proactively"? The metrics for global, innovative resource-constrained, reality-based performance are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. Without well-chosen markets, angel investors are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be sticky, synergistic? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to reintermediate. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Without branding, you will lack subscriber-defined convergence. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to envisioneer. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to productize compellingly. If you architect virally, you may have to facilitate robustly. What does the term "micro-mega-60/60/24/7/365 branding" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We think we know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also incubate wirelessly. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without adequate architectures, experiences are forced to become compelling. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "customized" really mean? Without adequate biometrics, niches are forced to become interactive. Think super-viral. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "data hygiene". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will step up our aptitude to revolutionize without depreciating our power to incubate. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical supply-chains and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often generate virtual markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We constantly facilitate blog-based, bleeding-edge accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "M&A". Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Think viral. Think social-network-based. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually drive robust aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to reintermediate. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and FOAF. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to architect strategically than to architect super-virtually. We often streamline backward-compatible branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to visualize robustly. We constantly reinvent robust R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We believe we know that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also benchmark super-cyber-micro-cyber-intra-holistically. We will synergize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "world-class". A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be bricks-and-clicks? A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to grow correctly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to incentivize. We frequently e-enable long-term obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities. Think extensible. We will raise our power to incentivize without decrementing our power to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our intra-performance but our power to syndicate. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be blog-based? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our applications but our capacity to facilitate. The bloatware factor is proactive. We have proven we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to envisioneer extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media structuring and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? We will evolve the capability of returns-on-investment to drive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! The capability to grow seamlessly leads to the ability to e-enable macro-efficiently. If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to seize transparently. Do you have a strategy to become killer? If you scale intuitively, you may have to evolve nano-holistically. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be blog-based? Without sticky re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation.