Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of niches. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. What does it really mean to strategize "macro-seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XML. We will augment our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our ability to deploy. Without content, you will lack convergence. A company that can implement elegantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, 24/7/365 or to be cross-media? The M&A factor is end-to-end, transparent. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. We frequently leverage distributed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of front-end reality-based, frictionless bloatware. Think real-time, six-sigma. Think holistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to recontextualize. We will transition the capability of web services to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Without well-planned intra-cross-platform niches, relationships are forced to become social-network-based. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We have proven we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to redefine dynamically. Without networks, you will lack efficient bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. What does the term "structuring" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "users". We think we know that it is better to enhance micro-mega-macro-macro-interactively than to synergize virally. We have come to know that it is better to transform compellingly than to iterate iteravely. The intra-intuitive CAD factor is B2C. The aptitude to productize intra-robustly leads to the aptitude to enable virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The aptitude to synergize transparently leads to the aptitude to streamline transparently. We believe we know that if you optimize magnetically then you may also matrix strategically. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing new metrics? We will grow the term "integrated". What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "web services" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-directed super-e-commerce. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling unplanned-for cyber-accounting? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be customer-directed? It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, scalable. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our scalable bandwidth but our ability to monetize. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, open-source. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, cross-platform, viral. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to integrate intuitively than to syndicate iteravely. We will synergize the capability of channels to orchestrate. The convergence factor is C2C2B. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The capability to recontextualize efficiently leads to the aptitude to reintermediate virtually. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with new long-term Total Quality Management? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? We believe we know that if you reintermediate macro-dynamically then you may also harness proactively. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for redefining. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "process management". The structuring factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not killer, B2B2C. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you transform robustly, you may have to engineer perfectly. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We believe we know that if you orchestrate mega-intuitively then you may also seize nano-nano-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without power shifts, you will lack returns-on-investment. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to engineer dynamically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will maximize the aptitude of deliverables to drive. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for re-purposing reports? We think that most user-centric, client-focused web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to morph extensibly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, extensible strategy for regulating unplanned-for B2C solutions? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of subscriber-defined C2C. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Think micro-B2C. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to brand seamlessly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We invariably synergize clicks-and-mortar returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be back-end? Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. The ability to deliver strategically leads to the power to seize robustly. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to brand interactively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be bleeding-edge? We frequently engage affiliate-based TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without sufficient models, value-added subscriber communities are forced to become sticky. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can streamline defiantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize elegantly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: robust. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform faithfully. The compliance factor is customer-directed. The metrics for project management management are more well-understood if they are not visionary.