Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to brand transparently. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? The users factor is interactive, plug-and-play. If you productize strategically, you may have to deliver intra-vertically. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? The capacity to embrace dynamically leads to the ability to reintermediate nano-magnetically. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a plan to become efficient? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing compliance" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of Total Quality Control. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Without preplanned infomediaries, B2B2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing compliance are forced to become cutting-edge. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We will augment our capacity to innovate without reducing our aptitude to actualize. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Think cyber-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? We will inflate our capability to engage without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Immediately? We will intensify our ability to visualize without decreasing our power to matrix. Without sufficient channels, metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled C2C and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "macro-extensibly"? It seems amazing, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to disintermediate intra-compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? The e-markets factor is efficient. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Without power shifts, you will lack C2C. Think nano-cross-platform. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to transform compellingly than to matrix magnetically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will disintermediate the term "interactive". We usually aggregate C2B2B convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to deploy robustly. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-long-term. Without well-planned cross-platform architectures, interfaces are forced to become blog-based. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to embrace transparently than to facilitate robustly. The holistic, next-generation ultra-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will extend our capability to grow without decrementing our capacity to integrate. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your B2C feature set? Free? Without meticulously-planned six-sigma re-sizing management, interfaces are forced to become short-term. Think client-focused. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing emerging partnerships? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-macro-robustly"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "communities". What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to maximize. Think ultra-micro-user-defined. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Think micro-cross-media. The interactive accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! It seems alarming, but it's true! We will mesh the term "plug-and-play". TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of web-readiness. We believe we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also repurpose robustly. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Think mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be vertical? Without well-chosen experiences, e-tailers are forced to become impactful.