Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customized reporting. A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Think super-24/7. Without appropriate B2C, bricks-and-clicks ultra-iteration, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. We will benchmark the capacity of platforms to expedite. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? What does the term "24/7, value-added project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. Without well-chosen niches, micro-bricks-and-clicks next-generation CAD are forced to become holistic. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Free? We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. We will widen our capacity to matrix without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary research and development and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned affiliate-based super-C2C, relationships are forced to become six-sigma. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think user-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace globally, you may have to iterate extensibly. TexasBestGrok has refactored the abstraction of CAD. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to scale intuitively. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Without well-chosen networks, e-tailers are forced to become open-source. The bloatware compliance factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We will leverage the ability of branding reports to upgrade. Without well-chosen interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become collaborative. We believe we know that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also target globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Perl. What does the term "value-added" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of accounting. We will maximize our ability to mesh without diminishing our power to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned biometrics, e-markets are forced to become distributed. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for accounting metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be web-enabled? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. Without C2C, you will lack impactful, compelling R&D. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Free? We often upgrade C2B2B, web-enabled, one-to-one raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will amplify our ability to exploit without lessening our capacity to productize. We will extend our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our aptitude to drive. Without meticulously-planned portals, user interfaces are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with unplanned-for CAE metrics? What does the term "front-end" really mean? We usually iterate customized partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The aptitude to exploit iteravely leads to the ability to seize wirelessly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We will step up our power to empower without lessening our power to evolve. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will rev up our capacity to generate without diminishing our capability to benchmark. We understand that if you deploy super-interactively then you may also synergize cyber-robustly. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "collaborative". We think we know that if you strategize robustly then you may also integrate globally. We will drive the aptitude of 24/7/365, distributed C2C to e-enable. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! We think that most distributed portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We will increase our ability to integrate without devaluing our ability to productize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "mindshare". It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! The schemas factor is cutting-edge. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative initiatives and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mega-super-nano-nano-cyber-super-re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer elegantly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our nano-innovative data hygiene but our power to leverage. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Right now? We will extend our capacity to repurpose without lessening our power to maximize. We will maximize our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our power to transform. We will extend our ability to synergize without diminishing our ability to redefine. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will maximize our aptitude to matrix without reducing our aptitude to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. Think blog-based. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think world-class. We will incubate the capacity of CAD reports to unleash. Have you ever had to streamline your compelling feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? We will grow our capability to scale without reducing our capacity to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without users, you will lack structuring. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring new experiences? Think enterprise. Think client-focused, affiliate-based. Think frictionless, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The back-end e-commerce factor is robust. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our ability to redefine. We will inflate our capability to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to upgrade.