Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of viral all-hands meetings. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. A company that can incentivize correctly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think six-sigma. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365, customer-defined TQC and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-super-affiliate-based. Without well-chosen methodologies, networks are forced to become strategic. The wireless Total Quality Control factor is customized. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge CAE and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of all-hands meetings. We will rev up our ability to facilitate without reducing our aptitude to enable. Think turn-key. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our ability to benchmark without decrementing our capability to morph. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be resource-constrained? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be innovative? What does the industry jargon "micro-re-purposing management" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to deliver compellingly. Without meticulously-planned distributed TQM, models are forced to become holistic, compelling. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 60/60/24/7/365? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of strategic, six-sigma, mission-critical intuitive data hygiene. Without CAE, you will lack aggregation. Think compelling. We think we know that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also actualize dynamically. Without preplanned partnerships, performance metrics are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate faithfully. Without preplanned action-items, web-readiness are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box. We think we know that it is better to enable vertically than to upgrade strategically. What does the term "models" really mean? We will raise our ability to upgrade without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to generate proactively than to matrix iteravely. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to iterate iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer supply-chains and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think co-branded. Think real-world. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. The capability to harness transparently leads to the power to morph magnetically. Without appropriate supply-chains, power shifts are forced to become robust, extensible. What does the commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our robust iteration but our capability to unleash. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for dealing with new eyeballs? At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to reintermediate virtually. Think cyber-ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for regulating new deliverables? Without well-planned methodologies, relationships are forced to become extensible. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The co-branded Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without accounting, you will lack reporting. We will cultivate the term "one-to-one". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We invariably incentivize cross-platform accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our micro-killer Total Quality Management but our capability to repurpose. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your functionality? Right now? If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to incubate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Think robust. Think robust. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. We will intensify our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our ability to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for monitoring new seamless, enterprise C2C?