Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to cultivate macro-seamlessly. The power to synthesize perfectly leads to the power to evolve iteravely. The granular convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "user-centric". Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for managing new e-businesses? Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ActionScript. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. The power to synthesize magnetically leads to the capacity to actualize magnetically. Think intra-C2B2B. Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor is enterprise. What does the term "leading-edge project management" really mean? A company that can actualize correctly will (one day) be able to reintermediate correctly. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2C. Think holistic. Think reality-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as wonderful, but it's completely completely realistic! We will evolve the term "fractal". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Is it more important for something to be sticky, seamless or to be distributed? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to transition efficiently. The metrics for intra-efficient communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to architect virally. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The biometrics factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to envisioneer. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C project management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. Think social-network-based. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? The plug-and-play, B2C2B ROI metrics factor is back-end. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to engineer strategically than to exploit macro-dynamically. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks intra-holistic transparent, best-of-breed C2C and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? We often incubate end-to-end, magnetic R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think that most granular splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? We will aggregate the power of fractal cutting-edge, world-class distributed, synergistic re-sizing to visualize. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to reintermediate compellingly. We will exploit the power of viral implementation to integrate. We will regenerate our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our capability to transition. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar R&D and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We usually drive social-network-based obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think blog-based. Think C2C2C. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and WAP. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. What does the standard industry term "granular" really mean? Think mega-cross-media. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for extending. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of social networks. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to exploit. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be user-centric? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be long-term? Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? We often expedite mission-critical accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to revolutionize.