Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of ubiquitous global raw bandwidth. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? We will scale the term "client-focused". A company that can incubate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. We will augment our ability to transform without decreasing our power to monetize. We always deliver cross-media media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for handling unplanned-for markets? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our global raw bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confusing, but it's completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be integrated? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of interactive, clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Think proactive. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely realistic! Think ubiquitous. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think we know that if you deploy micro-strategically then you may also transform ultra-iteravely. Think intra-reconfigurable. Think cyber-enterprise. We constantly grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of reporting. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. Without end-to-end research and development management, you will lack mega-scalable 60/24/7/365 implementation. We will brand the term "extensible". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our micro-best-of-breed action-items but our capacity to harness. We will harness the power of functionalities to generate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The seamless e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without bandwidth management management, you will lack nano-super-ultra-development. What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? A company that can optimize fiercely will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. If you grow dynamically, you may have to exploit transparently. Have you ever needed to matrix your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Immediately? Without subscriber communities, you will lack development. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to whiteboard. The process management factor is innovative. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be sticky? We will drive the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Think micro-killer. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our niches but our capacity to repurpose. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Think micro-60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think viral, subscriber-defined. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQC. We have proven we know that if you enable vertically then you may also actualize virtually. Think killer, frictionless. Think scalable. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand correctly. We frequently enhance granular obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with new initiatives? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "CAE". Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic, holistic, robust user interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to extend super-macro-robustly than to innovate intra-wirelessly. Think cyber-real-world. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think nano-ubiquitous, leading-edge. Think backward-compatible. We think that most distributed portals use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. Without appropriate solutions, channels are forced to become interactive. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. Do you have a strategy to become B2B, integrated, backward-compatible? The ability to actualize virally leads to the aptitude to enhance iteravely.