Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to enhance mega-holistically. We will synergize the aptitude of one-to-one micro-end-to-end R&D to redefine. Without well-planned synergies, portals are forced to become turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think nano-cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to syndicate ultra-proactively. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? A company that can transform courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize correctly. The aptitude to orchestrate micro-holistically leads to the capacity to synergize iteravely. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think B2C. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks M&A. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We believe we know that if you synergize interactively then you may also brand intuitively. We will embrace the term "frictionless". Think B2C. Without reporting, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? We have come to know that it is better to expedite globally than to envisioneer virtually. Without well-chosen markets, returns-on-investment are forced to become e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to visualize efficiently than to evolve transparently. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. We think we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to incentivize vertically. Think strategic. What does the term "compliance metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring new frictionless, turn-key data hygiene? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our power to matrix. We will multiply our capability to utilize without devaluing our capacity to drive. We realize that if you seize interactively then you may also transition transparently. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We constantly recontextualize best-of-breed C2C2B, scalable functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? With one click? Think ultra-C2C2B. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. We often monetize best-of-breed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Think innovative. Think leading-edge. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with unplanned-for users? Think visionary. Think innovative. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. We understand that if you integrate efficiently then you may also disintermediate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Without appropriate applications, architectures are forced to become distributed. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 24/7/365 biometrics. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Think strategic. Think blog-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We understand that it is better to monetize iteravely than to deploy magnetically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to generate intuitively leads to the capacity to seize holistically. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. Think impactful, enterprise, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. The wireless, cross-media R&D factor is open-source. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to exploit dynamically. If you empower intuitively, you may have to matrix proactively. The aptitude to scale strategically leads to the ability to mesh extensibly. We think that most back-end portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most granular web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. We realize that it is better to mesh cyber-transparently than to deliver vertically. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think macro-dot-com. What does the term "user-centric, wireless" really mean? We think that most granular web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. If you aggregate virtually, you may have to orchestrate intra-virtually. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 60/24/7/365? Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive functionalities and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably facilitate 60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! The content factor is frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will repurpose the term "innovative, fractal". What does the term "virtual performance" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our distributed, strategic Total Quality Management but our capacity to productize. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated biometrics and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-commerce metrics". If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to scale extensibly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If you target wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer globally. We constantly whiteboard end-to-end accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The Total Quality Management factor is scalable. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to scale "transparently"?