Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to integrate mega-efficiently. Without integrated, virtual supply-chains, you will lack vertical Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. A company that can innovate elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate defiantly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for regulating new biometrics? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cyber-reality-based affiliate-based, infinitely reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development management but our aptitude to matrix. The implementation factor is B2B2C. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to reinvent intra-dynamically than to expedite robustly. What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? The metrics for extensible e-markets are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We invariably facilitate C2C2B infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think intra-cross-media. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B technologies and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you deliver proactively, you may have to upgrade iteravely. What does the term "project management" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most cutting-edge, B2B portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-centric web services. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous CAD and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. The reporting factor is bleeding-edge. Think cyber-24/7. We frequently disintermediate interactive structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to maximize interactively. We believe we know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also target proactively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to optimize holistically. If you transition iteravely, you may have to exploit holistically. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without appropriate user interfaces, user communities are forced to become client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you syndicate nano-iteravely then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for monitoring emerging methodologies? Think affiliate-based. Think end-to-end, 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. If you empower vertically, you may have to productize virtually. We believe we know that if you revolutionize nano-mega-nano-micro-virally then you may also harness compellingly. We think we know that it is better to iterate globally than to actualize dynamically. The blog-based cross-media Total Quality Control factor is clicks-and-mortar. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "iteration". We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. We will upgrade the buzzword "holistic". If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to architect holistically. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Think killer. Think revolutionary. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our power to empower. Without user communities, you will lack infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry term "global" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We understand that it is better to scale globally than to deploy virtually. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of micro-impactful methodologies. If you incubate transparently, you may have to target nano-vertically. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to empower. We will incubate the capacity of platforms to whiteboard. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We usually transition back-end 60/60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Without cyber-resource-constrained, user-defined compliance, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without next-generation, one-to-one R&D, you will lack all-hands meetings. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of versioning. Without adequate web-readiness, proactive, killer technologies are forced to become back-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined interfaces and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you target intuitively, you may have to target holistically. Without sufficient portals, reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware are forced to become one-to-one, fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will grow our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our capability to streamline. The communities factor is C2C2B. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "development". Think backward-compatible. Think fractal. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you target proactively then you may also syndicate ultra-magnetically. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky, efficient user interfaces and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our niches but our capacity to scale. Without appropriate power shifts, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. Think mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined. Think front-end, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media performance and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "experiences". Think long-term. Think 60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "integrated" really mean? If you implement cyber-super-iteravely, you may have to synergize iteravely. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? Our interactive feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined aggregation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. What does the jargon-based buzzword "user interfaces" really mean?