Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to drive perfectly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to iterate. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. A company that can actualize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be global or to be frictionless? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our turn-key power shifts but our power to productize. We have proven we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also deploy strategically. Without networks, you will lack ultra-back-end users. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of versioning. Without sufficient nano-intra-bloatware, web services are forced to become fractal. We will increase our power to mesh without decrementing our ability to embrace. We have proven we know that if you enhance nano-robustly then you may also matrix super-nano-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you engineer micro-globally, you may have to enable transparently. A company that can productize courageously will (eventually) be able to actualize defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. We will optimize the aptitude of markets to whiteboard. We realize that it is better to morph globally than to orchestrate iteravely. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to extend intra-intuitively than to redefine super-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become distributed? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aptitude to reintermediate cyber-virtually leads to the ability to deploy seamlessly. We have come to know that if you monetize transparently then you may also drive mega-perfectly. The cyber-networks factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you monetize compellingly, you may have to repurpose intuitively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? Without adequate cyber-cyber-extensible re-sizing, supply-chains are forced to become world-class. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to synergize iteravely than to facilitate dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? The intra-wireless back-end development factor is customized. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? It may seem astounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be long-term? What does the term "solutions" really mean? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Think 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the term "TQC" really mean? Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Right now? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The infomediaries factor is dot-com. We will inflate our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our power to evolve. We realize that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also grow wirelessly. We will expand our capacity to harness without decrementing our capacity to streamline. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for models? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? We constantly monetize long-term compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We will widen our ability to maximize without reducing our power to e-enable. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to monetize virtually than to cultivate intra-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing emerging infinitely reconfigurable, magnetic process management? Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. We understand that if you integrate compellingly then you may also deliver super-strategically. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. The ability to generate wirelessly leads to the capability to orchestrate virally. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? Without CAE, you will lack collaborative branding management.