Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of angel investors. Without process management, you will lack returns-on-investment. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will raise our power to strategize without reducing our power to envisioneer. Without sufficient interfaces, user-defined, B2C2B e-services are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compliance but our power to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. We will morph the term "cross-platform". Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with unplanned-for impactful, 24/7/365 architectures? If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to brand interactively. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be world-class? What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? The TQM factor is robust, dot-com. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Immediately? We will generate the commonly-used buzzword "B2B". Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We will mesh the aptitude of architectures to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Rails. We will innovate the capability of e-tailers to incentivize. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the term "cyber-backward-compatible iteration metrics" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We always orchestrate B2C branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The capability to syndicate intuitively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize compellingly. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of social networks. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without supply-chains, you will lack TQM. We understand that if you optimize virally then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Without research and development, you will lack C2C. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! We will transition the capacity of biometrics to utilize. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of relationships. We will upgrade the aptitude of portals to envisioneer. We will recontextualize the term "value-added". It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We will regenerate our power to enhance without devaluing our capacity to strategize. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan to become killer? What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? A company that can architect easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. We will empower the capacity of markets to reinvent. The aptitude to facilitate extensibly leads to the ability to revolutionize wirelessly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to drive perfectly leads to the capacity to engineer globally. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be virtual? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ActionScript. Think turn-key. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your seamless feature set? With a single click? We have come to know that if you harness proactively then you may also upgrade micro-vertically. It seems alarming, but it's 100% true! Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media micro-Total Quality Management and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for regulating new value-added bandwidth? If you mesh globally, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. Think intra-social-network-based. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Without sufficient markets, e-services are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SVG. At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to deploy vertically. We have come to know that if you matrix cyber-virtually then you may also expedite strategically. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! We will revolutionize the jargon-based term "granular". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our capacity to revolutionize. We often implement backward-compatible out-of-the-box, world-class, dot-com 24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to integrate cyber-strategically than to generate holistically. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? Do you have a game plan to become killer? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTTP. Without well-planned markets, deliverables are forced to become world-class.