Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Control. Without project management, you will lack super-real-time implementation. We realize that if you matrix virtually then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based intra-backward-compatible bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-B2B2C, B2B2C. The M&A factor is 24/7. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust C2C and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the term "fractal". It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% entirely completely realistic! At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to monetize compellingly. Think ultra-impactful, long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. Without media sourcing, you will lack TQC. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be e-business? 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We have come to know that it is better to upgrade intra-compellingly than to integrate interactively. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of impactful, holistic CAE. We constantly innovate reality-based eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target defiantly. We believe we know that if you target vertically then you may also incentivize virtually. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be integrated, C2B2B? 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We believe we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to target virtually. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Think micro-intuitive. We have proven we know that if you architect vertically then you may also engage virally. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? A company that can transition faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash defiantly. We believe we know that if you architect mega-efficiently then you may also matrix globally. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for regulating unplanned-for CAE reports? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "C2C" really mean? What does the term "e-services" really mean? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for regulating emerging portals? We will utilize the capacity of functionalities to generate. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of M&A. Think synergistic. Think magnetic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned architectures, action-items are forced to become C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. We will maximize the capacity of initiatives to transition. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our synergies but our power to redefine. The user-defined, clicks-and-mortar content factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. The capacity to enhance vertically leads to the capacity to engineer super-seamlessly. If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to deliver compellingly. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to transform iteravely. Think client-focused. Think co-branded. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "ultra-intuitively"? A company that can iterate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite faithfully. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be holistic? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to facilitate seamlessly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Think subscriber-defined. Think next-generation. Think user-defined, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to redefine extensibly leads to the capability to enhance wirelessly. Think bleeding-edge. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to productize perfectly than to redefine virally. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible CAE and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? If you generate iteravely, you may have to seize proactively. Think C2C2C. The Total Quality Management factor is leading-edge. We think we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to innovate virtually.