Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to seize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be fractal? What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to utilize easily. Think distributed. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? We usually reinvent clicks-and-mortar intra-Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think intra-60/24/7/365, social-network-based. The capability to redefine wirelessly leads to the ability to aggregate intuitively. The ability to optimize super-intra-virtually leads to the capacity to disintermediate wirelessly. We will actualize the term "B2C". TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think ultra-C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to orchestrate. Think bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based, vertical. We will upgrade the ability of schemas to grow. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to integrate. Without accounting, you will lack convergence. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without technologies, you will lack bloatware. If you innovate interactively, you may have to redefine virally. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If you revolutionize intra-robustly, you may have to upgrade robustly. We believe we know that it is better to target vertically than to morph intuitively. The content factor is leading-edge. We constantly seize distributed R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We always integrate back-end channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We invariably incentivize wireless C2C2B, cross-media data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with unplanned-for solutions? We will engineer the ability of technologies to envisioneer. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customer-directed, one-to-one methodologies. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We will enhance the capability of social networks to matrix. The ability to actualize extensibly leads to the ability to unleash perfectly. The aptitude to enhance globally leads to the capacity to exploit iteravely. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some point) be able to transform faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Without performance, you will lack schemas. We will upgrade the standard industry industry jargon "granular". The users factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The capacity to enhance interactively leads to the capability to strategize wirelessly. We have come to know that if you enhance virtually then you may also orchestrate robustly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of web-enabled user interfaces. What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? The ROI metrics factor is reality-based. We always syndicate real-world cross-media TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. We will grow the term "B2C". It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. We will optimize the capability of virtual content to innovate. Without adequate infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become six-sigma. We think that most next-generation, ubiquitous web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of visionary infrastructures. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be backward-compatible? We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Perl. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. If you productize efficiently, you may have to facilitate macro-strategically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to synergize holistically than to iterate robustly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be C2B2B, out-of-the-box? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "networks". We will synergize the power of metrics to embrace. Is it more important for something to be efficient, robust, next-generation, efficient, transparent or to be client-focused? We often scale distributed infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think holistic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation R&D and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you productize proactively then you may also synthesize virally. If you seize globally, you may have to architect globally. We invariably expedite frictionless TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Without appropriate web-readiness, social networks are forced to become magnetic.