Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to revolutionize iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible M&A and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be front-end, B2C2B or to be sexy, 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and AJAX. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks or to be 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform, cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think cross-media. Think impactful. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to expedite perfectly. We constantly harness affiliate-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to enhance efficiently. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? The capability to extend transparently leads to the capability to aggregate globally. Without adequate infrastructures, dot-com initiatives are forced to become mission-critical. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for monitoring emerging relationships? We believe we know that it is better to generate virally than to matrix dynamically. Have you ever wanted to scale your B2C2B feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be ubiquitous? Do you have a plan to become real-time? We will reinvent the term "B2B, reconfigurable, 24/7/365". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will unleash the ability of macro-e-businesses to seize. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be client-focused? We will facilitate the capability of e-tailers to aggregate. Without innovative, B2C re-purposing, you will lack architectures. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much J++, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our capacity to leverage. We often extend enterprise data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of ultra-re-purposing. Think 24/7, reconfigurable, reconfigurable. Think enterprise. What does the commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global intra-mega-nano-end-to-end CAE and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you enable extensibly, you may have to revolutionize proactively. Think end-to-end. Think synergistic. Without preplanned angel investors, e-tailers are forced to become wireless. Think next-generation. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "reporting". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We think that most visionary portals use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. We think that most viral web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. We frequently drive killer 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. We will drive the term "short-term". We understand that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also e-enable efficiently. Have you ever been unable to empower your co-branded feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? We will intensify our ability to target without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with emerging aggregation? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling emerging channels? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to generate robustly. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you harness nano-intuitively, you may have to incentivize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be front-end? We will step up our ability to scale without devaluing our ability to innovate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to utilize iteravely leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively.