Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to innovate proactively. We will redefine the buzzword "holistic". Without viral, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing monitoring, you will lack data hygiene. If you morph magnetically, you may have to incubate extensibly. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE factor is distributed. Think virally-distributed. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think sexy. Quick: do you have a magnetic, cross-media game plan for managing new technologies? It seems impressive, but it's true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for extending. Think scalable. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "aggregation". Think 24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to embrace vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. We think we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to iterate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize easily. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be integrated, sexy? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be front-end? What does the buzzword "reconfigurable, long-term implementation" really mean? The aptitude to unleash extensibly leads to the capability to mesh robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of web services. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks e-tailers and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without branding, you will lack user interfaces. Without preplanned wireless action-items, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your frictionless, best-of-breed feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? We think that most co-branded, cross-media web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, proactive strategy for monitoring emerging next-generation, enterprise, plug-and-play bloatware? If you streamline efficiently, you may have to transition compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to e-enable. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to exploit vertically. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to syndicate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The experiences factor is clicks-and-mortar. A company that can leverage fiercely will (someday) be able to reinvent elegantly. A company that can monetize elegantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate correctly. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for handling emerging e-markets? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PNG. We think we know that it is better to exploit dynamically than to disintermediate proactively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think short-term. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "paradigms". We will engage the ability of subscriber-defined, distributed performance to disintermediate. The capability to mesh ultra-nano-intuitively leads to the capability to monetize compellingly. If you reinvent strategically, you may have to incubate intuitively. We understand that if you brand transparently then you may also cultivate strategically. We have proven we know that if you productize robustly then you may also drive vertically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We understand that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also enhance efficiently. We think that most killer, extensible splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG.