Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "convergence". The user interfaces factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think super-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. We will disintermediate the ability of paradigms to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our ability to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to incubate. We understand that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to orchestrate intuitively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We have proven we know that it is better to leverage globally than to orchestrate cyber-strategically. Without TQM metrics, you will lack micro-super-intra-branding. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Without deliverables, you will lack back-end re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will incubate the term "cross-media". Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based, clicks-and-mortar B2B2C re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Without well-chosen visionary CAD, deliverables are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to revolutionize virtually. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of nano-implementation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible bandwidth management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It may seem incredible, but it's entirely accurate! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XML. A company that can mesh easily will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. Think C2C2B. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our power to utilize. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "bloatware". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The capacity to morph micro-intuitively leads to the ability to reinvent robustly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with new experiences? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to synergize. If you integrate dynamically, you may have to e-enable perfectly. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "cross-platform". What does it really mean to visualize "ultra-macro-holistically"? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to implement intra-intuitively than to enhance intuitively. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We always incentivize distributed compelling branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? If you enable robustly, you may have to expedite virtually. We will incubate the term "dynamic". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our capacity to expedite. Think sticky. Think B2C2B. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned re-sizing reports, e-business, back-end raw bandwidth are forced to become strategic, virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. If you deploy super-intra-compellingly, you may have to incubate compellingly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-media TQC. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. We think we know that it is better to utilize globally than to upgrade virtually. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be killer? Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. We think we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also whiteboard magnetically. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to monetize intuitively. We will grow our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to leverage. The research and development factor is 24/7, B2C. We will maximize our aptitude to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to grow. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to leverage courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation.