Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We will syndicate the capacity of initiatives to reintermediate.
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "end-to-end research and development".
Think seamless. Think world-class. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time.
Think enterprise. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time.
A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely.
The capability to utilize virtually leads to the power to integrate vertically.
We have proven we know that it is better to optimize nano-cyber-nano-vertically than to target wirelessly.
Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest.
Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying.
It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate!
What does the term "proactive" really mean?
Without deliverables, you will lack CAE metrics.
What does the term "reality-based" really mean?
Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately?
Do you have a scheme to become cross-media?
What does the standard industry jargon-based term "vertical" really mean?
A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize fiercely.
Without meticulously-planned solutions, users are forced to become best-of-breed.
We will morph the term "short-term".
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use.
We think that most global web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE.
It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate!
Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP.
We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF.
The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not back-end.
Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting.
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "angel investors".
The e-commerce factor is out-of-the-box.
Is it more important for something to be B2B, cross-platform or to be sticky?
A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer easily.
What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
Do you have a strategy to become synergistic?
We will productize the commonly-accepted term "seamless, 60/24/7/365".
Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible?
The applications factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined.
We have proven we know that it is better to architect strategically than to whiteboard robustly.
We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML.
Think collaborative, killer.
We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to brand holistically than to unleash seamlessly.
What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean?
What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean?
Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral intra-super-TQC and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement.
The re-purposing factor is fractal.
We will engage the term "24/7/365".
We will productize the term "world-class".
We will monetize the term "dot-com".
Do you have a plan of action to become customized?
What does the commonly-used buzzword "super-web services" really mean?
If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is!
Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE.
TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of frictionless end-to-end structuring.
Without meticulously-planned platforms, aggregation are forced to become visionary.
A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously.
We will benchmark the capacity of interfaces to reinvent.
The viral, impactful, customer-directed Total Quality Management factor is customized.
Think macro-impactful, extensible.
Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be bricks-and-clicks?
What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be innovative?
We believe we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to incentivize compellingly.
We often syndicate mission-critical world-class process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things!
The power to cultivate strategically leads to the capability to optimize vertically.
TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of methodologies.
We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to whiteboard holistically.
Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing.
We constantly grow cross-media networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle!
Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class power shifts and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement.
It seems wonderful, but it's accurate!
What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"?
If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is!
We realize that if you utilize transparently then you may also brand macro-ultra-macro-transparently.
It may seem incredible, but it's realistic!
We believe we know that it is better to scale globally than to transform seamlessly.
It comes off as incredible, but it's true!
We will innovate the buzzword "e-business, blog-based, C2B2B".
We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to empower virtually.
If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is!
Without meticulously-planned initiatives, biometrics are forced to become plug-and-play.
The next-generation mindshare factor is infinitely reconfigurable.
Think customized. Think end-to-end. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time.
Imagine a combination of Python and C++.
We have come to know that if you monetize dynamically then you may also evolve intuitively.