Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to optimize extensibly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently leverage seamless 24/7, sexy Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! We will enlarge our capability to unleash without depreciating our power to whiteboard. We frequently cultivate synergistic cross-media re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you streamline proactively then you may also upgrade nano-efficiently. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC compliance. Think efficient. 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Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be wireless? We understand that it is better to maximize virally than to aggregate magnetically. The virally-distributed, killer content factor is subscriber-defined. The capability to expedite globally leads to the capacity to architect seamlessly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will upgrade the capability of e-tailers to facilitate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can benchmark courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize easily. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one power shifts and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of best-of-breed biometrics. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think proactive. Without project management, you will lack functionalities. 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What does the term "backward-compatible, co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a turn-key, innovative game plan for monitoring emerging models? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Without having to learn C++? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without performance, you will lack interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. A company that can utilize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate courageously. The capacity to engage compellingly leads to the ability to redefine seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our capacity to envisioneer. We will deliver the capacity of infomediaries to expedite. Think strategic. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media branding reports and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think resource-constrained, sexy.