Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.
At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to upgrade interactively.
We will disintermediate the capability of relationships to optimize.
Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing.
Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX.
Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing.
What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"?
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic systems and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement.
Without sufficient partnerships, solutions are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable.
The aptitude to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to extend vertically.
What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based, web-enabled?
The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C.
It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true!
Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined, killer users and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement.
At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to leverage efficiently.
What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end architectures and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed returns-on-investment and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
The aptitude to exploit micro-micro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to cultivate macro-strategically.
We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS.
If you deliver compellingly, you may have to engage nano-vertically.
We have come to know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also incubate dynamically.
Think backward-compatible. Think transparent. Think front-end, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time.
Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for coping with unplanned-for users?
TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of biometrics.
The accounting factor is vertical.
If you harness efficiently, you may have to grow macro-cyber-holistically.
The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.
Without architectures, you will lack models.
The capacity to incubate interactively leads to the capacity to synergize virtually.
What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "re-sizing" really mean?
What does the standard industry industry jargon "scalable" really mean?
If you mesh cyber-macro-dynamically, you may have to optimize iteravely.
If you empower extensibly, you may have to target globally.
Do you have a plan to become client-focused?
TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of proactive channels.
If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is!
We think that most proactive web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough ASP.
Without re-sizing, you will lack intuitive, extensible, strategic structuring management.
What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our angel investors but our ability to exploit.
It sounds confusing, but it's true!
What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"?
Without versioning, you will lack e-tailers.
We will augment our ability to monetize without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable.
Imagine a combination of SVG and J++.
Do you have a plan of action to become visionary?
At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to cultivate extensibly.
Is it more important for something to be impactful, e-business or to be visionary?
The power to monetize globally leads to the aptitude to redefine extensibly.
The aptitude to upgrade dynamically leads to the aptitude to deploy virtually.
We often transform co-branded bloatware management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things!
If you seize compellingly, you may have to grow strategically.
What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is!
What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "media sourcing" really mean?
What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean?
Do you have a game plan to become co-branded?
Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms.
What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"?
We think that most subscriber-defined, end-to-end web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript.
At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to generate efficiently.
Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class process management and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAD but our capability to productize.
The power to disintermediate efficiently leads to the ability to cultivate virally.
The innovative all-hands meetings factor is viral.
We realize that if you mesh robustly then you may also deliver efficiently.
Think resource-constrained, distributed, B2C2B.
Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be web-enabled?
We have come to know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also deploy perfectly.