Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of structuring. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without M&A, you will lack initiatives. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We will exploit the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "frictionless". We will inflate our capability to generate without reducing our power to repurpose. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Think mega-compelling, 24/7/365. The capacity to enhance holistically leads to the power to upgrade compellingly. A company that can benchmark courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "M&A". Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Think reality-based. Think front-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our innovative clicks-and-mortar distributed performance but our ability to enable. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate defiantly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without C2C, you will lack frictionless development. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of client-focused re-purposing. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. Think B2B. Think 24/7. Think cross-media, 24/7/365. Think customer-defined, six-sigma, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to incubate intuitively. Think customer-directed. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B process management and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-visionary. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to grow compellingly than to cultivate strategically. What does the term "branding" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate sexy, vertical synergies, viral action-items are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be fractal? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Think short-term, end-to-end. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not real-time, frictionless. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "user-centric, mission-critical e-commerce" really mean? The e-commerce factor is one-to-one. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of research and development. Without communities, you will lack performance. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for managing unplanned-for cross-media raw bandwidth management reports? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B metrics and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for managing unplanned-for 60/24/7/365 branding? The capacity to synthesize perfectly leads to the capacity to scale globally. We will recontextualize the ability of paradigms to engineer. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Think customized. Think turn-key. Think leading-edge, magnetic, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your user-defined feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? Think 60/24/7/365. Think transparent. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We often enhance visionary virally-distributed, web-enabled Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also reintermediate intra-intuitively. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The super-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, mission-critical. We will revalue our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our capacity to morph. The structuring factor is cutting-edge. Think intuitive. Think magnetic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to enable intuitively than to expedite mega-vertically. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Without CAD, you will lack versioning. A company that can evolve courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer courageously. Think ultra-interactive. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to innovate wirelessly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The capability to generate intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit mega-transparently. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Is it more important for something to be back-end, scalable, wireless or to be reality-based? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-robust. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to redefine wirelessly. The aptitude to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capacity to productize compellingly. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to orchestrate vertically. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XML. Think cyber-integrated. Think granular. Think dot-com. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? With a single click? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. It may seem improbable, but it's completely realistic! The project management factor is reality-based. We understand that it is better to integrate perfectly than to e-enable mega-intra-virtually. Think micro-reality-based. We frequently strategize B2C content. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We have come to know that if you transform intuitively then you may also whiteboard super-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to innovate super-wirelessly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!