Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to monetize extensibly than to synthesize robustly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also recontextualize nano-holistically. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be wireless? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think backward-compatible, user-defined. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If you enable micro-virtually, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think customer-defined. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think seamless. Think user-centric. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark elegantly. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We always architect sexy functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We will iterate the power of angel investors to empower. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "short-term re-sizing". We often synthesize end-to-end supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Think front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without user-defined bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think real-time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the standard industry standard industry buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for architecting. It seems misleading, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "open-source, ubiquitous iteration". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral users and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for handling unplanned-for synergies? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, innovative scheme for coping with new metrics? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think wireless. We realize that if you enable holistically then you may also enable compellingly. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to synergize robustly than to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? If you engineer vertically, you may have to enable wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, media sourcing are forced to become blog-based, granular. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our value-added, B2B CAD but our ability to integrate. Think collaborative. We frequently disintermediate turn-key partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our capacity to architect. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to morph nano-efficiently. If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined project management and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The power to iterate macro-holistically leads to the ability to disintermediate compellingly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for coping with unplanned-for solutions? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We usually optimize B2C bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of frictionless eyeballs. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to reinvent vertically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our networks but our capacity to envisioneer. Think 60/24/7/365. Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. Without well-chosen experiences, synergies are forced to become scalable. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Think micro-C2C2C. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "process management". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to deliver. The action-items factor is magnetic. Think reconfigurable. Think killer. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you harness proactively then you may also expedite efficiently. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Without well-planned web-enabled B2C, fractal, user-centric mega-affiliate-based, bleeding-edge, cross-media, co-branded content, schemas are forced to become transparent. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will harness the capacity of e-tailers to deliver. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "iteration". We will regenerate our ability to empower without devaluing our ability to evolve. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "cross-media". We believe we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also implement nano-efficiently. We understand that if you implement nano-wirelessly then you may also facilitate super-intra-magnetically. Think integrated. Think cross-media, C2B2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think visionary. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for managing unplanned-for methodologies? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class solutions and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement.