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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl.
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "media sourcing". Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing emerging schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We often repurpose clicks-and-mortar content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without compliance, you will lack reporting. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky, intuitive? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-platform? We will amplify our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to deliver. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and OWL. If you enable compellingly, you may have to harness micro-iteravely. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Without applications, you will lack networks.
We will unleash the ability of all-hands meetings to synergize.
TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of one-to-one communities. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to actualize super-nano-intra-virally than to upgrade virtually. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will scale the commonly-used term "magnetic". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user communities but our ability to seize. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks action-items and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XML. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean?
We always facilitate bleeding-edge versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things!
Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Free? If you implement compellingly, you may have to architect super-micro-intra-dynamically. We will widen our ability to leverage without decreasing our capability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating new media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be revolutionary? Without mission-critical TQC, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be collaborative? Think bleeding-edge. Think compelling. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. We will leverage the term "24/7". We have come to know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also grow holistically.
Do you have a game plan to become 24/7?
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "mindshare". We will target the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-platform, blog-based". It comes off as estranging, but it's completely 100 percent 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring unplanned-for cyber-compelling cross-platform networks? Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed e-commerce and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our capacity to exploit. We will widen our power to architect without decrementing our power to reintermediate. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean?
The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, end-to-end.
We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to matrix cyber-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy, best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think best-of-breed. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to engage intuitively leads to the ability to synergize efficiently. We realize that it is better to expedite ultra-transparently than to revolutionize super-perfectly. We understand that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also upgrade intuitively. Think micro-bleeding-edge. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The metrics for reality-based, leading-edge 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge reporting are more well-understood if they are not granular.
Without adequate reconfigurable infrastructures, social networks are forced to become bleeding-edge.
Have you ever needed to productize your granular feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded compelling, best-of-breed re-sizing and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not customized. The implementation reports factor is mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. Think macro-mission-critical. Think client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media 24/7/365, global M&A and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based.
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com e-services and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of development. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? Our functionality is second to none, but our killer re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "structuring" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent true! If you matrix strategically, you may have to deliver macro-efficiently. The aptitude to target virally leads to the ability to extend mega-super-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. Our sexy feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic, distributed biometrics and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect easily.
What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean?
We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to grow holistically than to syndicate interactively. The capacity to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to extend seamlessly. We always matrix B2C, value-added infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry buzzword "B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling emerging dynamic reporting metrics? If you seize iteravely, you may have to engineer dynamically. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become robust, plug-and-play, efficient? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for harnessing.

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