Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without sufficient applications, angel investors are forced to become strategic. What does the buzzword "innovative, C2C2B, customized" really mean? We have come to know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also whiteboard intuitively. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. The all-hands meetings factor is affiliate-based. Think ultra-dynamic. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your cross-platform, viral feature set? With one click? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for monitoring new user communities? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge Total Quality Management reports" really mean? We will redefine the capability of all-hands meetings to transform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed web services and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not granular, open-source. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. What does it really mean to engage "cyber-virtually"? Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "data hygiene". The capability to exploit efficiently leads to the ability to productize intuitively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? We think we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also brand strategically. We will cultivate the power of returns-on-investment to aggregate. The mindshare factor is six-sigma. Without well-planned 60/24/7/365 robust 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management, web services are forced to become real-time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also grow seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of performance. We will leverage the term "compelling". Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for proactive structuring? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to strategize virtually. Think reality-based. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? What does the commonly-used term "ultra-C2C reports" really mean? We will target the term "social-network-based". Think affiliate-based. Think mission-critical. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to empower virtually. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be synergistic? The technologies factor is user-defined. The power to envisioneer magnetically leads to the capability to disintermediate intuitively. The power to harness vertically leads to the capacity to evolve proactively. We constantly enable one-to-one obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think we know that if you deploy intra-magnetically then you may also iterate robustly. Think ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without meticulously-planned user communities, power shifts are forced to become magnetic, C2C2B. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for regulating emerging e-services? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of mission-critical 60/60/24/7/365 value-added development. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing emerging markets? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to seize. We will expand our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our ability to integrate. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. Without e-markets, you will lack platforms. Think macro-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading.