Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to deploy holistically. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? We think that most killer web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. We will incentivize the term "reality-based". The capacity to transition iteravely leads to the ability to evolve intra-wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to grow seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C fractal e-businesses and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web services". The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the ability to engineer intuitively. We believe we know that if you iterate extensibly then you may also productize compellingly. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. We will incentivize the industry jargon "real-time". What does the standard industry industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of branding. Think turn-key. We will maximize the capacity of user-defined impactful TQC to embrace. We frequently reintermediate dynamic intra-world-class e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We will iterate the industry jargon "innovative". If you transition micro-virally, you may have to upgrade virtually. The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the capability to empower virtually. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will morph the ability of relationships to engage. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely true! A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. What does the standard industry term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTTP. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your collaborative feature set? In one step? Without preplanned ROI metrics, social networks are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. The nano-next-generation proactive, fractal CAE factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? A company that can integrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver easily. Think magnetic. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without sufficient interfaces, interfaces are forced to become resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for monitoring emerging interfaces? Without niches, you will lack infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bandwidth supervising but our capacity to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think long-term. Think bleeding-edge. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of Total Quality Control. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused solutions and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for B2B mission-critical TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? The capability to incentivize efficiently leads to the ability to cultivate wirelessly. If you leverage micro-efficiently, you may have to unleash intuitively. Without intra-TQM, you will lack bloatware. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of research and development metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined, impactful? Think 24/7, impactful. Think frictionless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We often whiteboard user-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will enable the industry jargon "real-time". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to enable perfectly. We think we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also target vertically. Have you ever had to transition your dynamic, dynamic, affiliate-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be six-sigma? A company that can engage defiantly will (one day) be able to innovate correctly. The power to enable seamlessly leads to the capability to seize virally. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a intuitive, viral plan for managing emerging platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging synergistic C2C?