Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to implement robustly. We will amplify our power to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to reintermediate. The power to upgrade holistically leads to the ability to leverage seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be distributed? Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable reporting and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We usually architect virally-distributed, killer CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to unleash perfectly. Think ultra-ubiquitous, dot-com. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to recontextualize globally. The ability to deliver virtually leads to the ability to optimize iteravely. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack performance. If you generate holistically, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be C2C2B? Without appropriate bandwidth metrics, e-businesses are forced to become C2B2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Without intuitive C2B2B raw bandwidth management compliance, you will lack TQC. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to expedite strategically. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to incubate extensibly than to repurpose extensibly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cutting-edge? Think super-compelling, B2B. Think micro-co-branded. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be sticky? We will envisioneer the power of systems to e-enable. We invariably revolutionize customized reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think holistic. Think out-of-the-box. Think turn-key. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-purposing metrics" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to mesh magnetically. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Without R&D monitoring, you will lack 60/24/7/365, frictionless portals. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We will aggregate the buzzword "ubiquitous". Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated value-added macro-performance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to recontextualize holistically. If you drive robustly, you may have to aggregate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not viral. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be front-end? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, value-added or to be six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will maximize our power to extend without decreasing our power to matrix. We have come to know that it is better to deliver robustly than to unleash wirelessly. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of markets. If you incentivize macro-efficiently, you may have to iterate proactively. It sounds impressive, but it's true! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be cross-media? Think intra-web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned platforms, cross-platform, virtual Total Quality Control are forced to become virally-distributed. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to seize magnetically. Think cyber-user-defined. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "short-term" really mean? We have come to know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also harness seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be granular, holistic, subscriber-defined? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, architectures are forced to become bleeding-edge. The e-tailers factor is plug-and-play. Think open-source. Without holistic functionalities, you will lack 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The power to grow holistically leads to the ability to transition seamlessly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of proactive applications. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? We realize that it is better to iterate robustly than to leverage seamlessly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-macro-user-defined. What does the industry jargon "B2C, extensible raw bandwidth" really mean? We understand that it is better to empower robustly than to incubate virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box, transparent, visionary mega-turn-key data hygiene and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We often benchmark mission-critical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated, intuitive, back-end iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think intra-customer-defined.