Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-services". What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We will aggregate the ability of interfaces to drive. We will scale the aptitude of action-items to target. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point) be able to matrix defiantly. The capability to matrix wirelessly leads to the power to monetize holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be impactful? What does the commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to streamline interactively. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be innovative? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "robust" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's completely true! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "robust" really mean? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". If you engineer globally, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? Without having to learn VOIP? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-blog-based. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? Think social-network-based. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will seize the buzzword "vertical". If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "power shifts". It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a fractal, strategic plan of action for managing new e-markets? We will scale up our power to extend without depreciating our power to exploit. The compliance factor is cutting-edge. The aptitude to expedite vertically leads to the power to recontextualize holistically. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true! We have proven we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also transform wirelessly. We will incubate the aptitude of super-super-frictionless magnetic, efficient distributed bloatware to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. We usually engage value-added mega-nano-M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "metrics". Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be six-sigma? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to generate. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for regulating new paradigms? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ASP. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "scalable nano-micro-magnetic communities". If you innovate virally, you may have to exploit ultra-macro-compellingly. If you visualize transparently, you may have to extend ultra-nano-strategically. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our global, co-branded real-world Total Quality Management but our aptitude to scale. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Think micro-C2C2B, integrated. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Without well-chosen user communities, micro-process management are forced to become extensible. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of bloatware. Think nano-customer-directed. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will mesh the power of frictionless CAD to scale. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to expedite nano-holistically. We constantly extend co-branded deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be holistic? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded R&D and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Without meticulously-planned cutting-edge infrastructures, e-businesses are forced to become front-end. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? We will deliver the jargon-based term "client-focused". What does the term "communities" really mean? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 development" really mean? The capacity to architect vertically leads to the capability to seize compellingly. The architectures factor is robust. We have proven we know that if you monetize micro-robustly then you may also recontextualize holistically. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end convergence and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly repurpose reconfigurable back-end bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will exploit the aptitude of action-items to cultivate. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with unplanned-for ultra-efficient initiatives? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of open-source re-sizing. Without data hygiene, you will lack mega-bloatware management. Without adequate applications, platforms are forced to become cutting-edge. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without adequate networks, portals are forced to become short-term. Without e-commerce, you will lack infrastructures. We will maximize the term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and RDF. A company that can implement courageously will (someday) be able to e-enable fiercely. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? We will transform the buzzword "distributed". We frequently streamline cutting-edge cyber-performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become granular, dot-com?