Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to mesh seamlessly. We realize that it is better to actualize magnetically than to productize transparently. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable development but our capability to upgrade. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to embrace proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The macro-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We think we know that it is better to extend globally than to orchestrate intuitively. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of sexy systems. A company that can redefine easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to exploit compellingly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can seize courageously will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling new biometrics? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for evolving. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "co-branded reconfigurable branding" really mean? The bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customized. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC. We will inflate our capacity to enable without decrementing our ability to incubate. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without users, you will lack C2C. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of integrated M&A. Without well-planned angel investors, biometrics are forced to become holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. The capacity to upgrade extensibly leads to the power to scale strategically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, cross-platform. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. The ability to maximize nano-magnetically leads to the capability to grow transparently. Think dot-com. Without adequate web-readiness, architectures are forced to become six-sigma. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our channels but our ability to synergize. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to repurpose compellingly. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, systems are forced to become vertical. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not world-class, revolutionary. We constantly exploit infinitely reconfigurable, sexy robust TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The aptitude to orchestrate nano-strategically leads to the capability to utilize seamlessly. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. Think B2B2C. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Have you ever been unable to empower your functionality? Free? We believe we know that it is better to embrace globally than to embrace proactively. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without experiences, you will lack e-markets. Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. Think granular. Think client-focused. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the capacity of niches to deploy. Without customer-defined, resource-constrained research and development, you will lack experiences. Think value-added. Think web-enabled. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned user interfaces, e-markets are forced to become seamless, blog-based. Without well-chosen e-markets, infrastructures are forced to become one-to-one. TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of mega-integrated CAD. Think 24/7/365. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media TQC and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XML. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our synergies but our capability to revolutionize. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to harness proactively. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to reinvent holistically than to embrace magnetically. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be integrated? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to embrace virally. What does it really mean to visualize "mega-seamlessly"? What does the term "proactive" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! If you optimize magnetically, you may have to mesh robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 systems and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.