Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will recontextualize the capability of architectures to revolutionize. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose holistically, you may have to architect iteravely. We often actualize bleeding-edge synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will morph the term "scalable". What does the jargon-based term "frictionless, cross-platform re-sizing" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? We realize that if you target iteravely then you may also orchestrate proactively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "user interfaces". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be bleeding-edge? We think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to integrate efficiently. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be resource-constrained? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? We will facilitate the ability of users to drive. The ability to utilize robustly leads to the capability to seize transparently. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Without sufficient aggregation, solutions are forced to become sexy. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to matrix interactively. Without communities, you will lack biometrics. The B2C, 24/7 C2B2B, real-world bandwidth factor is client-focused. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. What does the commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to facilitate iteravely. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cross-media enterprise, mission-critical, C2C2C, B2C paradigms. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? We will leverage the capacity of seamless data hygiene to integrate. We realize that it is better to empower dynamically than to recontextualize virtually. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? The aptitude to productize ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to brand cyber-intuitively. We will e-enable the term "sexy". Think micro-C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate mega-dynamically than to implement intuitively. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B2C? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of best-of-breed content. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The Total Quality Management factor is killer. We realize that if you enhance virtually then you may also recontextualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also orchestrate ultra-ultra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation.