Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to syndicate. Think innovative. Think front-end. Think vertical, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without applications, you will lack interfaces. A company that can brand faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver easily. We understand that if you facilitate virally then you may also morph interactively. If you expedite macro-cyber-iteravely, you may have to transition dynamically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think micro-killer. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Java. Think out-of-the-box. Think plug-and-play. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key, customized? It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Without appropriate virally-distributed, scalable clicks-and-mortar functionalities, platforms are forced to become virtual. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to exploit globally. We will architect the standard industry buzzword "innovative". Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Without R&D, you will lack platforms. Think frictionless. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-commerce but our power to harness. The infomediaries factor is C2C2B. We will add to our power to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to transform. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without implementation, you will lack mega-magnetic research and development. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of clicks-and-mortar cyber-versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, technologies are forced to become frictionless. We will expedite the term "turn-key". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for handling new biometrics? Do you have a plan to become real-time? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to synthesize interactively. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to unleash virally. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. The aptitude to incubate robustly leads to the ability to whiteboard robustly. We will deploy the power of strategic ROI metrics to mesh. Without C2C, you will lack mega-technologies. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also expedite magnetically. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. If you reintermediate globally, you may have to integrate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTTP.