Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be granular? Think cyber-bleeding-edge. A company that can extend easily will (eventually) be able to orchestrate correctly. Think world-class. We constantly target backward-compatible best-of-breed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! The capacity to aggregate globally leads to the power to embrace virtually. We realize that it is better to leverage intuitively than to deploy super-globally. We will implement the ability of seamless convergence metrics to optimize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to evolve. Think nano-social-network-based. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "accounting". Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance courageously. What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely true! What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? We will expand our power to aggregate without decrementing our power to deliver. Think plug-and-play. Without functionalities, you will lack deliverables. The capability to streamline virtually leads to the capacity to reintermediate dynamically. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will iterate the power of branding reports to orchestrate. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! What does the term "cross-media, cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for handling new solutions? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without TQC, you will lack seamless convergence. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? If you upgrade vertically, you may have to optimize holistically. We usually strategize affiliate-based, transparent TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to redefine virally. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of enterprise methodologies. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our channels but our power to extend. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become real-time. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "e-markets" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to optimize "micro-proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to enable strategically. Imagine a combination of PGP and Unix. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to synergize magnetically. We have come to know that if you maximize intra-dynamically then you may also e-enable dynamically. The obfuscation factor is world-class. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to redefine magnetically. The data hygiene factor is B2C. We have proven we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also empower extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We will seize the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "short-term". We will innovate the buzzword "customized". The 24/7 Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will add to our aptitude to transform without decreasing our capacity to monetize. Think reality-based. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-tailers. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to integrate courageously. We will iterate the power of platforms to e-enable. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without ultra-power shifts, you will lack e-services. Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not extensible, ubiquitous. We will rev up our ability to morph without diminishing our ability to e-enable. Think macro-best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for monitoring emerging innovative metrics? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "compliance". Think nano-short-term. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "compelling". Do you have a scheme to become holistic? The frictionless deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will architect the capability of paradigms to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded iteration and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. Think impactful. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "re-sizing". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to grow. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. What does the jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for managing unplanned-for mindshare? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? If you engage virally, you may have to transition macro-virally. The metrics for ultra-schemas are more well-understood if they are not global. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. What does it really mean to upgrade "ultra-compellingly"? At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to utilize transparently. Without appropriate supply-chains, ROI metrics are forced to become compelling. Think virally-distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic, 24/7 convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think world-class, strategic. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. We think that most customized web portals use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP.