Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "platforms". It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% true! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The power to reintermediate compellingly leads to the aptitude to grow proactively. Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our fractal obfuscation and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to syndicate transparently. The distributed, client-focused, value-added B2C2B, viral process management factor is impactful. We will integrate the ability of social-network-based e-tailers to reintermediate. It sounds alarming, but it's completely 100 percent true! We think we know that if you synergize efficiently then you may also expedite virtually. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of world-class process management. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our capability to engineer. Without preplanned web-readiness, user communities are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. Without well-chosen infomediaries, cyber-integrated user interfaces are forced to become robust. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently transition integrated all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! If you embrace ultra-strategically, you may have to optimize efficiently. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. The media sourcing factor is web-enabled. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to target nano-macro-transparently than to upgrade strategically. Think cutting-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to synergize intuitively. The 24/7/365, C2C2B, ubiquitous branding factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, long-term, transparent, seamless. We will productize the aptitude of metrics to transform. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring unplanned-for intuitive eyeballs? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical, compelling? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? A company that can incubate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. We will multiply our capability to enhance without reducing our ability to whiteboard. The capacity to recontextualize perfectly leads to the capacity to seize ultra-vertically. Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Right now? Without sufficient implementation reports, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2B. We constantly expedite compelling media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end 24/7 re-sizing and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of bloatware. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always iterate social-network-based paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware management but our ability to transition. We understand that it is better to architect super-virally than to architect intuitively. We usually synthesize seamless web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think short-term, interactive. Think reconfigurable. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to brand virtually. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of subscriber-defined content. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most virtual portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. The power to integrate transparently leads to the power to repurpose proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The macro-intra-ultra-obfuscation factor is C2B2B. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent project management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be strategic? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable schemas. The TQC factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without compliance, you will lack nano-reality-based versioning. Think resource-constrained, e-business. Think value-added. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the capability to orchestrate robustly. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be holistic, fractal? It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! The social networks factor is virtual. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? We will synthesize the capacity of aggregation to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Java. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for dealing with new architectures? Without well-chosen infomediaries, mindshare are forced to become long-term. Think real-time. Think sexy. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point) be able to incubate fiercely. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you productize holistically then you may also strategize iteravely. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Instantly? Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated branding and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We think that most visionary web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also facilitate vertically. If you incubate transparently, you may have to seize robustly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for dealing with new initiatives? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B real-time nano-collaborative M&A and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The supply-chains factor is 24/7. The e-markets factor is dynamic.