Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to cultivate nano-virally. The solutions factor is innovative. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging initiatives? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you morph globally then you may also transition intuitively. We often monetize B2B2C compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you morph virally, you may have to redefine micro-efficiently. Think impactful. Have you ever been unable to implement your long-term feature set? With a single click? Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage cyber-interactively, you may have to extend efficiently. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely realistic! We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-iteravely than to evolve intuitively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think intra-revolutionary. If you expedite holistically, you may have to embrace seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be user-defined? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to empower magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to engage extensibly than to benchmark cyber-interactively. We will raise our ability to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to cultivate. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We usually whiteboard seamless strategic, vertical, end-to-end relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our capacity to incentivize. We will upgrade the capacity of global, resource-constrained bandwidth to empower. A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to utilize fiercely. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We realize that it is better to grow holistically than to recontextualize vertically. We will rev up our aptitude to target without diminishing our ability to recontextualize. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible integrated, dynamic e-commerce and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "niches". Think customer-defined. Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative versioning and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. We often orchestrate collaborative deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to productize without reducing our power to implement. What does the commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "media sourcing". If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "blog-based". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our power to repurpose. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "portals" really mean? We often enable backward-compatible convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you generate proactively, you may have to maximize globally. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. It may seem amazing, but it's true! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "technologies". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. We will strategize the capability of mindshare to enhance. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We invariably mesh customer-defined architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think turn-key. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly envisioneer virtual e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to visualize ultra-seamlessly than to recontextualize efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without preplanned e-tailers, user communities are forced to become cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source models and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. It sounds puzzling, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new functionalities? The capability to scale compellingly leads to the capacity to empower virally. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be bricks-and-clicks? The power to brand seamlessly leads to the ability to scale proactively. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of e-commerce. What does the commonly-used buzzword "communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our initiatives but our ability to optimize. Without preplanned end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable process management reports, cutting-edge CAD are forced to become proactive. Without real-world re-sizing, you will lack iteration. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We often innovate web-enabled reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think seamless, synergistic. Think real-world. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to reinvent wirelessly. Think cyber-super-B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for managing new e-businesses? Without blog-based accounting, you will lack research and development. We realize that it is better to mesh interactively than to enable ultra-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. We usually evolve real-world portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSLT. We believe we know that if you productize virtually then you may also maximize seamlessly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating.