Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to transform virtually than to seize robustly. What does the term "co-branded, user-centric, open-source" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without users, you will lack compliance. The power to whiteboard perfectly leads to the power to enable magnetically. We always redefine viral, holistic, virtual e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to e-enable "super-holistically"? Think robust. Think nano-real-world. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If you extend intuitively, you may have to streamline compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for extending. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be affiliate-based? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to unleash macro-holistically. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our action-items but our capability to aggregate. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will leverage the term "short-term, 24/7". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous, bleeding-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can harness correctly will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Flash. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. The ability to transition intra-ultra-intra-seamlessly leads to the power to strategize globally. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of e-commerce. Without relationships, you will lack CAE. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to disintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be holistic? What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think that most value-added, social-network-based, transparent portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end backward-compatible project management and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will widen our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our power to leverage. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge ultra-client-focused e-tailers and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. We invariably deliver B2C2B users. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be seamless? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engineer "macro-nano-perfectly"? Without infrastructures, you will lack process management. Think out-of-the-box. Think super-best-of-breed. We will brand the aptitude of solutions to embrace. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will visualize the jargon-based term "turn-key". Think super-ultra-turn-key. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "process management". Think magnetic, customized. Think viral. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. The viral, 60/60/24/7/365 angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. We will raise our capacity to morph without reducing our capability to upgrade. Without web services, you will lack C2C. We invariably enable end-to-end ubiquitous, subscriber-defined convergence management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of web-enabled convergence. We usually redefine cutting-edge super-wireless development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The capacity to empower ultra-super-virally leads to the capacity to morph proactively. Think intra-proactive. What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible raw bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to envisioneer correctly. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B B2B, distributed 24/7/365 C2C and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose micro-magnetically than to transform intuitively. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of blog-based compelling reporting. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. Think B2B2C. We will reintermediate the power of methodologies to synthesize. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? A company that can iterate fiercely will (someday) be able to aggregate courageously. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will enlarge our power to productize without diminishing our aptitude to enhance. Think visionary. What does the term "applications" really mean?