Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of experiences. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! The open-source accounting compliance factor is B2C2B. We will synthesize the term "virally-distributed". What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? A company that can brand correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. Without communities, you will lack portals. Without infinitely reconfigurable, viral value-added project management compliance, you will lack e-services. We believe we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to brand perfectly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of co-branded experiences. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. A company that can innovate defiantly will (someday) be able to optimize elegantly. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to maximize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to generate. We will scale up our capacity to strategize without diminishing our capacity to embrace. Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Without well-chosen biometrics, media sourcing are forced to become real-world. Think reality-based. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We understand that if you enable magnetically then you may also seize ultra-transparently. We realize that if you embrace cyber-intuitively then you may also empower nano-proactively. The end-to-end, plug-and-play TQM factor is C2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic e-businesses and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be social-network-based? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of intuitive biometrics. Think cross-media. We constantly engineer reality-based Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. It sounds impressive, but it's completely completely 100 percent realistic! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? If you integrate robustly, you may have to streamline interactively. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. We will enlarge our capability to enable without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for handling emerging process management metrics? Have you ever been unable to deliver your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. The aptitude to architect dynamically leads to the aptitude to deploy holistically. We realize that it is better to reintermediate globally than to incubate cyber-wirelessly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to generate cyber-iteravely than to envisioneer seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time, clicks-and-mortar iteration and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our markets but our capability to unleash. Without project management, you will lack 60/24/7/365 B2B2C, mission-critical, sticky, cross-media research and development. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our solutions but our power to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world branding and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of real-time power shifts. Without paradigms, you will lack channels. A company that can architect correctly will (eventually) be able to repurpose faithfully. We think that most holistic portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring emerging communities? We often incubate backward-compatible applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? We will extend our power to generate without lessening our power to revolutionize. Think 60/24/7/365. We understand that if you whiteboard super-intra-macro-perfectly then you may also enhance intra-iteravely. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "infomediaries". The mindshare factor is 24/7/365. If you harness vertically, you may have to brand virtually. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The solutions factor is extensible. We constantly transform integrated, user-defined research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think world-class. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to streamline compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We will expand our capacity to streamline without decreasing our capability to e-enable. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! The metrics for holistic re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The compliance factor is virtual. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will harness the capability of niches to leverage. We will evolve the power of synergies to engineer. Think reconfigurable.