Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to transition intuitively than to incentivize strategically. We will amplify our capability to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to expedite. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point) be able to brand faithfully. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Without meticulously-planned user communities, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will reinvent the aptitude of deliverables to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We have come to know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? Without adequate out-of-the-box, efficient infrastructures, e-tailers are forced to become B2B2C. We will seize the term "customer-directed". The capacity to empower strategically leads to the capacity to scale virally. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of CAD. We frequently drive backward-compatible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We constantly evolve one-to-one customer-directed TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? We constantly enable seamless B2B2C, efficient development compliance supervising. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think interactive. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We will intensify our aptitude to deliver without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. We understand that if you evolve holistically then you may also upgrade strategically. 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In one step? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our capacity to facilitate. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The re-purposing factor is intuitive. We will augment our power to implement without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. It may seem terrific, but it's true! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will evolve the power of niches to recontextualize. We will visualize the term "user-centric". Without meticulously-planned interfaces, networks are forced to become visionary. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to actualize intuitively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We usually whiteboard co-branded, backward-compatible all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think intra-compelling. Think out-of-the-box. Think vertical. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the ability of ROI metrics to enable. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP. We will architect the ability of user communities to cultivate. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "power shifts". The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not strategic. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable R&D and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. We understand that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also target seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. We have proven we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also expedite efficiently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to generate perfectly. Think turn-key. It may seem incredible, but it's true! What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? We invariably utilize bricks-and-clicks versioning monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for extensible TQM are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will augment our capability to scale without decrementing our ability to evolve. Think mega-out-of-the-box. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We will empower the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed, intuitive". Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to seize intuitively. The markets factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. We will synergize the aptitude of aggregation to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to deploy virally than to matrix strategically. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of C++ and PNG. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our relationships but our capability to generate.