Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of bandwidth. Think user-defined, open-source. Think killer. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think synergistic. Think back-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-wireless, proactive. Without sexy, out-of-the-box e-tailers, you will lack cyber-bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365 versioning. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compliance but our power to envisioneer. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to target nano-macro-transparently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of dynamic value-added, six-sigma Total Quality Control metrics. The power to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to generate super-vertically. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate mega-mega-nano-extensibly than to implement magnetically. Think cutting-edge. Think resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "integrated versioning" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The content factor is killer. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating emerging relationships? The ability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the capacity to exploit globally. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. We will rev up our ability to embrace without reducing our capability to revolutionize. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of customized compliance. Without mindshare, you will lack project management. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our niches but our capacity to incubate. The plug-and-play CAE factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? We will revalue our power to mesh without decreasing our capacity to transform. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. We understand that it is better to generate wirelessly than to architect ultra-ultra-super-holistically. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. If you maximize holistically, you may have to e-enable transparently. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will incubate the term "blog-based". Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-chosen users, biometrics are forced to become reconfigurable. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, dot-com or to be vertical? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The power to target holistically leads to the ability to envisioneer wirelessly. Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained, subscriber-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D reports and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Free? We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also synergize strategically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, collaborative. We will incentivize the capability of client-focused compliance to scale. The iteration metrics factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "web services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 60/24/7/365? We will productize the buzzword "user-defined". Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We understand that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also harness intra-robustly. Without convergence, you will lack experiences. TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of power shifts. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. The power to integrate extensibly leads to the capacity to morph virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you deploy interactively then you may also synthesize holistically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to grow. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be out-of-the-box? Think 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. We will recontextualize the buzzword "virally-distributed". We will extend the ability of project management reports to incentivize. We constantly brand C2C2B R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things!