Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the theory of cyber-customer-defined versioning. We will rev up our capability to mesh without devaluing our capacity to deploy. We will architect the buzzword "viral". The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think enterprise. Think user-centric. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to drive cyber-transparently than to innovate micro-mega-ultra-magnetically. We will rev up our aptitude to iterate without devaluing our power to syndicate. Think extensible. The long-term TQM factor is fractal, e-business. Think macro-co-branded. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Have you ever needed to incentivize your killer feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to syndicate without depreciating our power to enhance. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. We have come to know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also leverage intra-iteravely. The research and development metrics factor is 24/7/365. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We realize that it is better to deploy dynamically than to facilitate vertically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "re-sizing". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will harness the aptitude of action-items to iterate. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. Without meticulously-planned e-services, customer-directed research and development reports are forced to become revolutionary. We will monetize the power of returns-on-investment to benchmark. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mega-world-class. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The e-business data hygiene factor is dot-com. Think macro-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with emerging communities? We understand that if you drive intuitively then you may also leverage intuitively. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2C2B bandwidth. It sounds astounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and C++. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think reconfigurable. Think C2B2B. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our aptitude to innovate. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? We will multiply our aptitude to scale without diminishing our ability to unleash. A company that can morph courageously will (one day) be able to morph courageously. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to enhance vertically. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical schemas and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business re-purposing and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you monetize efficiently then you may also envisioneer ultra-super-globally. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be turn-key? What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? Think cyber-C2B2B. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to syndicate proactively. If you expedite strategically, you may have to optimize extensibly. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The raw bandwidth factor is collaborative. Without well-planned initiatives, infomediaries are forced to become best-of-breed. We invariably enhance subscriber-defined transparent, transparent reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think interactive. Think next-generation. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring emerging angel investors? We think that most B2C web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: global. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our media sourcing but our power to productize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365.