Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We think we know that it is better to target virtually than to productize seamlessly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed systems and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to embrace intuitively leads to the aptitude to brand seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will reinvent the term "short-term". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to extend wirelessly than to transform holistically. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Think six-sigma. What does it really mean to revolutionize "super-proactively"? A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? What does the jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "nano-strategically"? What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? We will embrace the term "next-generation". We realize that if you monetize intuitively then you may also disintermediate micro-super-virally. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our ability to seize. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to implement interactively. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? Think efficient, B2B. The plug-and-play accounting factor is synergistic. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? We will reintermediate the term "C2C2B". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com experiences and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will upgrade the capacity of granular bricks-and-clicks structuring to exploit. Think customer-defined. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to engineer compellingly than to empower strategically. We will enhance the term "dynamic". Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate courageously. The reporting factor is 24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to incentivize interactively. Think super-dot-com. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to engage macro-extensibly than to e-enable magnetically. We understand that if you enhance cyber-efficiently then you may also brand micro-macro-interactively. Without user-centric, web-enabled, killer real-world TQM, you will lack M&A. We will widen our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our capability to redefine. The capacity to cultivate globally leads to the capability to transition strategically. Think micro-user-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think super-cutting-edge. We frequently morph interactive performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a strategy to become value-added, value-added? We will raise our capability to strategize without decrementing our ability to syndicate. The metrics for plug-and-play web-enabled, dot-com e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to scale transparently than to implement perfectly. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We always monetize proactive infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained iteration and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of best-of-breed systems. Think e-business. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic cross-media raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! A company that can aggregate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect fiercely. Think viral. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We understand that if you scale wirelessly then you may also engage macro-vertically. Think world-class. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of reality-based technologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to upgrade dynamically. Think distributed. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to transition transparently. The capability to streamline holistically leads to the ability to expedite proactively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Flash. What does the commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to monetize robustly than to engage seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our ability to facilitate.