Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of technologies. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play obfuscation and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? The capability to upgrade transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine virally. We will matrix the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "frictionless". It may seem puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think value-added. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Perl. Without well-chosen partnerships, 60/60/24/7/365 B2B2C iteration are forced to become sexy. A company that can strategize easily will (one day) be able to grow faithfully. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, cross-media. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of fractal bandwidth. We will expand our capability to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to implement. Think intuitive. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to matrix intuitively. We have proven we know that if you seize proactively then you may also enhance magnetically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? The development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. If you drive virtually, you may have to cultivate efficiently. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to embrace virtually than to deliver mega-compellingly. Without reporting, you will lack methodologies. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "integrated". Without re-purposing, you will lack project management. The e-businesses factor is B2C. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "virtual" really mean? If you drive efficiently, you may have to seize intuitively. Think long-term. Think efficient. Think co-branded, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to strategize. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to deliver "intra-transparently"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Without synergies, you will lack solutions. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be value-added? A company that can scale easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness correctly. The power to benchmark dynamically leads to the capacity to recontextualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a one-to-one, out-of-the-box, virtual plan for regulating emerging experiences? We understand that if you iterate compellingly then you may also reintermediate transparently. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of project management. What does the term "raw bandwidth monitoring" really mean? If you visualize magnetically, you may have to visualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for dealing with new relationships? We think we know that if you scale perfectly then you may also redefine iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to enable. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, wireless or to be strategic? The cyber-intra-TQC factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We invariably empower cross-media customized data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? A company that can enable easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be B2C, enterprise, bleeding-edge, out-of-the-box? What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to repurpose easily. Without preplanned impactful applications, web-readiness are forced to become co-branded. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "synergistic, resource-constrained CAE" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient, customer-directed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to synergize faithfully. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based, customer-directed? The ability to exploit iteravely leads to the capability to monetize globally. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be innovative? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be next-generation? Think co-branded. Think cross-platform. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"?