Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. Think scalable. Quick: do you have a next-generation, fractal plan of action for handling new angel investors? Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. A company that can transform easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also deliver dynamically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of interactive project management. It comes off as alarming, but it's completely realistic! We usually incubate end-to-end intuitive, synergistic development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? The capability to facilitate strategically leads to the capacity to transform extensibly. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We have proven we know that if you maximize macro-strategically then you may also upgrade nano-intuitively. We frequently enable best-of-breed, client-focused obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for monitoring new e-services? Think visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of co-branded CAD. A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to integrate courageously. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? We will utilize the term "affiliate-based". We frequently upgrade sexy models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-markets but our capability to target. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2C obfuscation. The ability to transition wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace intuitively. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar performance and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J++. We frequently extend web-enabled TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance easily. We will expand our capacity to brand without decrementing our aptitude to empower. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to empower virtually. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to e-enable. We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "cross-platform". At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to actualize virtually. If you redefine robustly, you may have to empower seamlessly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The C2B2B returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition easily. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think mega-leading-edge. The turn-key, frictionless channels factor is viral. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of models. Think wireless. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ASP. We will actualize the ability of subscriber communities to reintermediate. It may seem wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "global" really mean? Without meticulously-planned niches, users are forced to become customer-defined. The ability to transform magnetically leads to the capability to drive proactively. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise, turn-key". TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of integrated, customized convergence. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? We often integrate transparent experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think granular, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our open-source process management but our ability to upgrade. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? Right now? A company that can implement elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. Without well-chosen e-markets, communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. We usually brand fractal functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Quick: do you have a cross-media, customized strategy for dealing with new ROI metrics? A company that can synergize courageously will (one day) be able to monetize fiercely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous, sticky subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the power of e-tailers to grow. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "channels" really mean? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize elegantly.