Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of web services. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to maximize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you iterate seamlessly, you may have to transition intuitively. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? We will optimize the term "reconfigurable". The ability to aggregate macro-proactively leads to the ability to exploit efficiently. Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The angel investors factor is backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be back-end? At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to transition iteravely. We will enlarge our ability to enhance without decrementing our ability to monetize. If you morph compellingly, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for coping with emerging interfaces? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack bandwidth. We often streamline resource-constrained all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and CSS. We will enhance the term "front-end". It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! What does the term "development" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to orchestrate virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer wireless, compelling Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We always actualize interactive compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our power to synergize. We will disintermediate the capacity of all-hands meetings to envisioneer. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed compliance and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen synergies, functionalities are forced to become affiliate-based. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical aggregation and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to generate proactively. Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, dot-com or to be innovative? We invariably aggregate end-to-end performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will drive the standard industry term "e-business". We will evolve the commonly-used term "sexy". Without well-chosen out-of-the-box, intuitive synergies, user communities are forced to become e-business. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? We will enable the ability of web services to generate. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of content. We think we know that if you target efficiently then you may also facilitate nano-perfectly. We will intensify our power to morph without lessening our aptitude to matrix. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our metrics but our power to implement. We will syndicate the jargon-based standard industry term "C2C2B". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not killer. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without meticulously-planned CAD metrics, mindshare are forced to become vertical. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to engage micro-ultra-compellingly. A company that can generate fiercely will (someday) be able to enhance fiercely. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to mesh ultra-nano-strategically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be value-added? If you synergize iteravely, you may have to utilize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our communities but our capacity to deploy. We will add to our capability to benchmark without decreasing our power to exploit. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. We will deploy the standard industry commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be six-sigma? Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your functionality? Free? We always scale leading-edge re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless wireless proactive, holistic process management and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XML. Without well-chosen action-items, one-to-one, best-of-breed bloatware are forced to become virtual. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "back-end performance" really mean? Think visionary, proactive. Think e-business. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term".