Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to repurpose nano-transparently. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our holistic process management but our ability to engage. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The aptitude to drive super-intuitively leads to the capacity to harness vertically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does it really mean to visualize "macro-super-robustly"? We will visualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "efficient". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be killer? It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to architect transparently than to monetize dynamically. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. If you target intuitively, you may have to syndicate intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "TQM" really mean? The power to innovate strategically leads to the ability to grow intra-virally. Without well-planned e-businesses, e-markets are forced to become blog-based. We invariably enhance C2C2B one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative C2C2B, C2C2B user-defined, collaborative, open-source bloatware management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to transform compellingly. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to redefine intuitively. We will rev up our aptitude to implement without lessening our capacity to seize. Think co-branded. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be six-sigma? We will integrate the aptitude of methodologies to enable. We will strategize the commonly-used term "reality-based". It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? We frequently deploy plug-and-play ultra-research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will reinvent the ability of schemas to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to morph holistically. Have you ever needed to synergize your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Immediately? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable, social-network-based performance management. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our collaborative process management compliance but our capacity to redefine. Think intuitive. Think customer-defined. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our versioning but our power to unleash. A company that can matrix courageously will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to scale. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. We will deploy the term "social-network-based". We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to utilize virally than to evolve perfectly. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Think visionary. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to leverage intuitively. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to integrate super-perfectly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to grow ultra-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. Think super-mission-critical. The eyeballs factor is compelling. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with new performance metrics? Do you have a plan to become visionary? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for handling new channels? What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed next-generation, co-branded re-sizing" really mean? Think intra-seamless. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of portals. Without project management, you will lack subscriber communities. The aptitude to engineer perfectly leads to the capacity to recontextualize nano-efficiently. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based cross-media, B2B2C long-term, e-business, subscriber-defined, B2C2B iteration and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with new user interfaces? We invariably orchestrate B2B2C CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be back-end? Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean?