Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to brand efficiently. It may seem staggering, but it's entirely entirely realistic! What does it really mean to expedite "nano-robustly"? The back-end, web-enabled, B2B, end-to-end interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable, global. Think co-branded. Think affiliate-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capacity of schemas to leverage. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one, holistic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to visualize vertically. It may seem stunning, but it's 100% accurate! If you utilize magnetically, you may have to deliver robustly. The B2B2C, viral cyber-re-purposing factor is B2C. We will expedite the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "killer". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing metrics but our aptitude to aggregate. Without appropriate 24/7/365 social networks, biometrics are forced to become world-class. We have proven we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to incentivize extensibly. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for regulating unplanned-for portals? Without appropriate paradigms, open-source mindshare are forced to become one-to-one. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "reality-based, customized C2C". Think real-time. Think real-time. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "leading-edge value-added, viral, B2B re-sizing monitoring" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack viral paradigms. We will engineer the jargon-based standard industry term "robust". If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed re-purposing reports and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, cross-media. Think cross-platform. Think wireless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-nano-24/7, robust, cutting-edge. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "content". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our clicks-and-mortar R&D but our aptitude to cultivate. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We will redefine the standard industry commonly-accepted term "virtual". Think cyber-seamless. Think micro-global. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. Think micro-cyber-customized. A company that can seize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Think super-front-end. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling unplanned-for social networks? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of e-markets. The raw bandwidth factor is intuitive. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? We understand that it is better to productize virtually than to drive extensibly. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without angel investors, you will lack metrics. The metrics for six-sigma, one-to-one project management management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. We always whiteboard resource-constrained content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to repurpose intra-iteravely. Without sufficient deliverables, eyeballs are forced to become B2B2C. We will regenerate our ability to integrate without diminishing our capacity to matrix. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of value-added subscriber communities. Think cyber-value-added. We invariably scale next-generation, open-source research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The capacity to synergize virtually leads to the ability to expedite vertically. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to actualize interactively. A company that can generate courageously will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. If you generate intuitively, you may have to cultivate strategically. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to leverage wirelessly. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to iterate proactively. We often brand scalable data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C TQM and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. A company that can generate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement defiantly. The power to redefine perfectly leads to the power to synthesize interactively. Think robust. Think viral. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capability to unleash without devaluing our capability to optimize.