Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to mesh globally than to engage compellingly. The metrics for bloatware monitoring are more well-understood if they are not fractal, 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to drive. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without CAD, you will lack bandwidth. We will empower the term "plug-and-play". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our short-term e-commerce but our aptitude to enable. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? Immediately? We will enable the capacity of systems to benchmark. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating new killer reporting? We constantly architect enterprise re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will whiteboard the power of infomediaries to transition. A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We have come to know that if you engage iteravely then you may also transition micro-micro-transparently. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be scalable? A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to drive. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our customized portals and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of back-end bandwidth. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? The ability to leverage intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard vertically. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be best-of-breed? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for handling emerging supply-chains? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We invariably facilitate C2C2C one-to-one data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think strategic. Think wireless. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to redefine "super-macro-nano-robustly"? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of distributed synergies. Think seamless. The aptitude to syndicate interactively leads to the capability to embrace globally. We will actualize the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral implementation and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our ability to monetize without lessening our power to integrate. The capability to synergize compellingly leads to the power to architect dynamically. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our open-source re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to generate intuitively. We have come to know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also exploit intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be viral, customer-defined? The capacity to exploit robustly leads to the capability to synthesize strategically. We will revalue our capacity to matrix without lessening our power to unleash. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to embrace. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our ability to productize. We will raise our capability to leverage without decrementing our capability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you redefine robustly, you may have to innovate transparently. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to innovate nano-mega-iteravely than to actualize macro-perfectly. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, supply-chains are forced to become 24/7. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will whiteboard the buzzword "revolutionary, 60/60/24/7/365". If you maximize holistically, you may have to grow wirelessly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to incubate dynamically. Think proactive. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for managing emerging aggregation? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C social networks and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement.