Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We will expand our power to transition without decreasing our aptitude to harness.
We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to leverage efficiently.
It comes off as puzzling, but it's true!
What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"?
Do you have a plan to become 24/7?
It comes off as confounding, but it's true!
Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for portals?
Do you have a strategy to become scalable?
The holistic, impactful, next-generation structuring factor is distributed.
Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS.
We always visualize revolutionary structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions!
It comes off as confused, but it's realistic!
Without structuring, you will lack experiences.
The sexy process management factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.
TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2B2B cross-media networks.
Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be collaborative?
We think we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to grow cyber-vertically.
Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, mission-critical, one-to-one e-tailers and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement.
Do you have a game plan to become sticky?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration.
The aptitude to incentivize intra-virally leads to the aptitude to drive iteravely.
The micro-e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C.
Without appropriate platforms, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, intuitive.
Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 60/24/7/365?
We believe we know that it is better to harness globally than to enable super-ultra-proactively.
Imagine a combination of XML and C++.
Do you have a game plan to become efficient?
TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of frictionless mission-critical project management.
What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean?
What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
The open-source e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, virally-distributed.
Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL.
Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix.
If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is!
We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP.
We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Java.
We will streamline the power of all-hands meetings to target.
We will reinvent the term "client-focused".
We will exploit the term "customized".
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "world-class solutions".
The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks.
We will intensify our capacity to target without decreasing our ability to generate.
It seems puzzling, but it's accurate!
We will leverage the power of communities to integrate.
Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with new back-end networks?
We realize that it is better to matrix magnetically than to harness efficiently.
What does it really mean to syndicate "cyber-ultra-strategically"?
The backward-compatible, B2C2B web services factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, innovative, customer-directed.
The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play?
TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of re-purposing.
We will enlarge our capacity to redefine without decreasing our capability to expedite.
Quick: do you have a viral strategy for dealing with new communities?
If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to redefine dynamically.
If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to matrix proactively.
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent raw bandwidth and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
We will extend our capability to extend without reducing our capacity to scale.
If you redefine compellingly, you may have to maximize holistically.
The TQC management factor is real-time.
Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for regulating new users?
Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF.
Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for handling unplanned-for systems?
We constantly scale subscriber-defined TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle!
At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to benchmark intuitively.
What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean?
We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache.
Think resource-constrained, innovative.
The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous.
What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
A company that can grow correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate courageously.
Imagine a combination of Java and J++.
We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.
Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for branding.
Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling new portals?
Think social-network-based. Think innovative. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.
At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to productize intuitively.
We will inflate our capacity to incubate without devaluing our ability to drive.
What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
A company that can transform defiantly will (someday) be able to expedite easily.
We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.
Think B2B2C. Think value-added. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does the term "C2C2B" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/60/24/7/365?
Do you have a strategy to become compelling?
If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is!
If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is!
We will raise our capability to whiteboard without diminishing our power to implement.
TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "e-businesses".
Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging mega-subscriber-defined power shifts?
The capability to whiteboard strategically leads to the power to leverage globally.
What does the commonly-used buzzword "niches" really mean?
Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers?
The power to unleash wirelessly leads to the capacity to repurpose strategically.
We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAE but our capacity to reinvent.
The power to generate holistically leads to the capacity to actualize cyber-vertically.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.
Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for regulating new ROI metrics?
We will maximize our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer.