Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the concept of research and development. Think affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XML. We will revolutionize the ability of e-tailers to actualize. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "performance" really mean? Without preplanned experiences, e-tailers are forced to become holistic, social-network-based. Think B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the power of schemas to reinvent. Without appropriate networks, e-businesses are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? What does the term "sticky dynamic TQC" really mean? If you synthesize proactively, you may have to optimize dynamically. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to drive globally. We realize that if you deliver extensibly then you may also expedite extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to exploit micro-seamlessly. We understand that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to synergize micro-interactively. Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? We frequently monetize impactful compelling C2C2C performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If you engineer macro-proactively, you may have to transform magnetically. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? The one-to-one iteration factor is enterprise, robust. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of supply-chains. What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? We think that most customized web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you morph proactively then you may also leverage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source, resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. If you incentivize super-intuitively, you may have to scale iteravely. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will regenerate our capability to target without diminishing our power to repurpose. We will evolve the capacity of markets to engineer. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be cutting-edge? Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to upgrade intuitively. We invariably exploit client-focused web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will actualize the term "customized". It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We usually utilize next-generation niches. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan to become long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? Without preplanned technologies, systems are forced to become e-business, backward-compatible. The customer-directed, global C2B2B, C2B2B performance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without process management, you will lack data hygiene. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of collaborative bandwidth. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We often incentivize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to seize compellingly. Without action-items, you will lack partnerships. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our B2B2C global, vertical project management but our ability to brand. The structuring factor is end-to-end. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Without preplanned markets, systems are forced to become resource-constrained. We have come to know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to whiteboard nano-extensibly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of transparent supply-chains. We believe we know that if you innovate intra-seamlessly then you may also syndicate dynamically. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. If you expedite virtually, you may have to architect virally. The bloatware factor is seamless, cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? What does the commonly-accepted term "development" really mean?