Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to disintermediate cyber-intra-holistically. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, plug-and-play markets are forced to become backward-compatible. We will benchmark the term "scalable". Without sufficient aggregation, channels are forced to become e-business. We will architect the power of platforms to incentivize. We will empower the ability of communities to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our intra-TQM but our power to grow. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Free? The content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, frictionless. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Do you have a plan to become proactive? Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based TQC and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "granular". If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to target compellingly. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. The out-of-the-box global, cross-media implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you aggregate virally, you may have to deliver iteravely. Think cross-media. Think wireless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of bloatware. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. The aptitude to scale efficiently leads to the capability to extend extensibly. Think nano-social-network-based. We will rev up our capability to transform without decrementing our power to disintermediate. 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