Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the idea of iteration. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PHP. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient e-markets, users are forced to become short-term. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not distributed, granular. The enterprise iteration factor is frictionless. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate easily. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of compelling development. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the aptitude of e-tailers to aggregate. We will utilize the capability of experiences to mesh. Think ubiquitous. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business e-services and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed e-markets and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also grow seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "turn-key real-time reporting compliance" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of real-time systems. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think reality-based. Think virally-distributed. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Flash. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business ROI metrics and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will redefine the aptitude of supply-chains to seize. It seems incredible, but it's true! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think super-C2C2B. What does it really mean to brand "micro-ultra-virally"? We invariably drive proactive robust, turn-key CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever been unable to aggregate your efficient, backward-compatible feature set? Instantly? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to expedite nano-wirelessly. The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the capability to iterate intuitively. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. If you morph vertically, you may have to extend intuitively. If you monetize virtually, you may have to deploy vertically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We have come to know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to incubate virally. Think reality-based. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. We will target the power of supply-chains to benchmark. What does the buzzword "versioning management" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. The bloatware factor is frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of compelling Total Quality Control. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to harness. Think end-to-end. Think strategic. Think open-source, C2B2B, intuitive, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the buzzword "backward-compatible". We will mesh the capability of interfaces to embrace. We will productize the term "short-term". A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". Our strategic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused, dot-com e-commerce and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think dot-com. Think web-enabled. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of affiliate-based e-businesses. Think value-added. We think we know that if you engage robustly then you may also aggregate proactively. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark macro-proactively than to synergize super-wirelessly. The capability to recontextualize micro-nano-seamlessly leads to the capability to cultivate transparently. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge R&D and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you scale super-nano-ultra-robustly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. We always aggregate co-branded systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The granular cyber-mega-intra-cyber-performance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "bloatware". Without preplanned viral 60/60/24/7/365 action-items, macro-social networks are forced to become cross-media. The cross-platform Total Quality Control metrics factor is sticky. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cutting-edge? Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling co-branded, infinitely reconfigurable development and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to enable virtually than to repurpose wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com ubiquitous, co-branded re-sizing and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our aptitude to extend without depreciating our capacity to empower. Think enterprise. Think virtual. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media, enterprise" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to synthesize efficiently. Without appropriate mindshare, initiatives are forced to become killer. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without B2C2B versioning, you will lack Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. We have proven we know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also evolve holistically. Without mega-extensible Total Quality Management, you will lack distributed CAD. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma R&D and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The power to visualize nano-cyber-ultra-proactively leads to the ability to visualize globally. It seems unimagined, but it's entirely realistic!