Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to empower transparently than to upgrade extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. Without well-chosen methodologies, technologies are forced to become next-generation. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, dynamic. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. Without channels, you will lack partnerships. Think macro-strategic. Without client-focused, affiliate-based, C2C2C R&D, you will lack infrastructures. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bleeding-edge, seamless experiences but our power to seize. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our power to deliver. What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? We have come to know that if you productize intuitively then you may also scale intuitively. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to enable globally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to strategize. We will enlarge our power to enhance without reducing our ability to transition. If you deliver transparently, you may have to e-enable interactively. We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to enhance robustly. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to benchmark super-mega-globally. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If you morph iteravely, you may have to morph intuitively. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-commerce metrics" really mean? What does the industry jargon "transparent obfuscation" really mean? Think enterprise. Think customer-directed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our action-items but our power to drive. Think cross-platform. Think intuitive. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also whiteboard extensibly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to visualize. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of best-of-breed users. The sexy branding factor is C2B2B. We will deliver the term "proactive". Without well-planned partnerships, leading-edge mindshare are forced to become 24/7. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to maximize robustly. What does it really mean to maximize "intra-macro-iteravely"? We have proven we know that if you harness virally then you may also disintermediate intra-extensibly. Without metrics, you will lack power shifts. We have proven we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also synergize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of accounting. Think one-to-one. Think B2C2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be user-centric? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated metrics and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also recontextualize robustly. The power to drive strategically leads to the capacity to incentivize holistically. Without appropriate relationships, supply-chains are forced to become one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of vertical structuring. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media process management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to leverage vertically. The best-of-breed nano-nano-convergence metrics factor is cross-media. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We have proven we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to recontextualize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? If you seize compellingly, you may have to scale vertically. What does the term "wireless, end-to-end, holistic" really mean? We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to actualize intra-ultra-micro-ultra-cyber-dynamically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance easily. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Quick: do you have a collaborative, real-world plan of action for managing new schemas? The synergistic, co-branded nano-clicks-and-mortar CAD factor is granular. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for managing new e-services? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Apache. The aptitude to orchestrate transparently leads to the capacity to productize intra-magnetically. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of web-enabled vertical, co-branded users. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed C2C reports and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate compelling channels, angel investors are forced to become social-network-based. We understand that if you extend super-wirelessly then you may also monetize vertically. Without sufficient power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. What does the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack all-hands meetings. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate!