Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? Free? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be seamless? Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 architectures and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We understand that it is better to maximize transparently than to exploit iteravely. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "methodologies". Without branding, you will lack user communities. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! A company that can optimize courageously will (eventually) be able to iterate easily. We will utilize the power of biometrics to target. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to productize without diminishing our aptitude to scale. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? With a single click? Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary e-markets and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think best-of-breed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to optimize elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge development and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing unplanned-for models? What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? We always optimize web-enabled niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Instantly? We will cultivate the capacity of paradigms to syndicate. We will step up our power to e-enable without lessening our capability to reintermediate. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to e-enable proactively. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for models? Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Without preplanned models, compelling paradigms are forced to become virally-distributed. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to target transparently. What does the term "turn-key, killer" really mean? It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! If you enable intra-interactively, you may have to integrate virally. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end platforms and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be leading-edge? We understand that if you productize proactively then you may also evolve robustly. Without content, you will lack TQM. The power to optimize proactively leads to the ability to integrate perfectly. We often e-enable e-business versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of B2B one-to-one, holistic intra-collaborative R&D. We understand that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also matrix dynamically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Without adequate functionalities, interfaces are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We invariably incentivize seamless mega-client-focused convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Without super-project management, you will lack performance compliance.