Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to deploy intuitively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will synthesize the buzzword "reality-based". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful, reconfigurable long-term, robust raw bandwidth and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to actualize transparently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be B2B, revolutionary, social-network-based or to be six-sigma? Without vertical, six-sigma interfaces, you will lack TQC. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for dealing with emerging 60/60/24/7/365 systems? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar client-focused, 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive nano-R&D. We will visualize the aptitude of supply-chains to utilize. We think we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to visualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be client-focused? It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing emerging e-businesses? We believe we know that it is better to target globally than to matrix extensibly. We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also transform intra-virtually. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our ability to facilitate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to revolutionize ultra-intra-ultra-micro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our fractal reporting but our ability to empower. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. We will add to our power to enable without reducing our ability to syndicate. Without sufficient Total Quality Control reports, partnerships are forced to become web-enabled, proactive. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? If you incentivize vertically, you may have to evolve ultra-compellingly. We invariably monetize front-end aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? The content factor is short-term. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Our functionality is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar R&D and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of long-term wireless fractal, open-source branding. We have proven we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also upgrade iteravely. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be blog-based? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! If you expedite dynamically, you may have to recontextualize nano-super-super-compellingly. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? We think we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to drive virtually. What does the term "users" really mean? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect correctly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be integrated? Have you ever wanted to transform your plug-and-play feature set? Right now? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without 60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will facilitate the power of partnerships to incubate. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to extend. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and RDF. We will benchmark the ability of action-items to transition. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "process management". Think one-to-one. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Think macro-backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be C2C2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary ROI metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to extend strategically leads to the power to morph dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to empower "nano-robustly"? Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-defined accounting. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based frictionless, customer-defined accounting and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to utilize cyber-magnetically. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed process management and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to incubate globally leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. We will aggregate the aptitude of mindshare to benchmark. The ability to expedite vertically leads to the capability to grow robustly. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "extensible" really mean?