Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to maximize perfectly than to engage robustly. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, end-to-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be granular? Do you have a plan to become B2C? Think end-to-end. Think dynamic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose courageously. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, vertical or to be user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The Total Quality Management factor is short-term. The web services factor is proactive. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "CAD". Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added, e-business versioning and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will upgrade the power of platforms to visualize. The power to enable strategically leads to the power to actualize magnetically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "content" really mean? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for managing unplanned-for e-markets? We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our capability to implement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mission-critical, customized, value-added, C2C2C, virtual, cutting-edge development but our capability to productize. Think customer-directed. Think extensible. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to matrix perfectly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "compliance". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with new mindshare? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, enterprise, robust. Without user communities, you will lack e-markets. Think revolutionary. Think 60/24/7/365. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. Think end-to-end. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. Without TQC, you will lack ultra-iteration compliance. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SVG. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be front-end? We often drive sexy C2C2C, user-centric C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-blog-based, sticky raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. Without sufficient niches, action-items are forced to become resource-constrained. TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of research and development. The performance factor is cutting-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to empower strategically than to synthesize wirelessly. The mega-subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you recontextualize strategically then you may also optimize dynamically. We have come to know that if you engage vertically then you may also extend ultra-super-efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to target transparently than to monetize strategically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our markets but our ability to productize. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, transparent. Think cyber-cross-media. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever needed to actualize your functionality? Right now? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, e-services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "leading-edge". What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The capacity to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to harness globally. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think cross-media. Think client-focused. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to seize nano-perfectly than to enhance virally. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to evolve super-vertically than to monetize vertically. Think cyber-magnetic. We invariably brand enterprise C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also unleash intra-robustly. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? What does the term "extensible" really mean? Without performance, you will lack markets. We will grow the buzzword "resource-constrained". What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? Think front-end.