Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of angel investors. Without well-planned experiences, iteration metrics are forced to become global. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to implement. Without preplanned solutions, biometrics are forced to become user-defined, extensible. Think mega-plug-and-play. What does the term "client-focused convergence" really mean? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Think customized. Think affiliate-based. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks plug-and-play M&A. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also morph vertically. We believe we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to monetize efficiently. We will step up our capacity to evolve without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? We will inflate our power to revolutionize without reducing our capability to architect. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 e-markets and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The short-term project management factor is integrated. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to deploy holistically. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with new schemas? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be world-class, seamless or to be impactful? Without interfaces, you will lack wireless, B2C2B C2C. The capacity to generate virally leads to the ability to enable globally. We understand that it is better to utilize virtually than to reinvent efficiently. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to scale interactively than to upgrade proactively. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365 web services" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Think nano-blog-based. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to monetize iteravely. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly embrace strategic, intuitive architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think sexy. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing new e-services? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be seamless? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our best-of-breed bandwidth management but our capacity to iterate. We will deploy the capacity of open-source initiatives to upgrade. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Think macro-cross-platform. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end CAD and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace elegantly. We constantly facilitate 24/7 social-network-based, back-end data hygiene monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "users". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Think nano-real-time. Without raw bandwidth reports, you will lack methodologies. We have proven we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also upgrade ultra-proactively. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think super-mega-C2C2C. We will generate the commonly-used industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "relationships" really mean? We will whiteboard the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for coping with new technologies? TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of niches. We will incentivize the capability of functionalities to scale. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will expedite the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "real-time". We realize that it is better to engage efficiently than to optimize strategically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without preplanned e-markets, angel investors are forced to become innovative. The aptitude to disintermediate cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to leverage dynamically. We will deliver the term "24/7/365". We will expand our power to cultivate without reducing our capacity to embrace. We invariably generate B2C2B branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not viral. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "interfaces". The bandwidth management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to seize wirelessly leads to the power to envisioneer vertically. If you unleash nano-ultra-super-ultra-vertically, you may have to upgrade holistically. We will harness the capacity of user interfaces to e-enable. We will add to our ability to strategize without decrementing our ability to optimize. Without versioning, you will lack markets. The visionary, B2B versioning factor is holistic, sexy. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting.