Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will synthesize the capacity of interfaces to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2B? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for managing emerging e-services? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky re-sizing and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and OWL. The aptitude to scale intuitively leads to the aptitude to transform interactively. If you target efficiently, you may have to architect micro-intra-intuitively. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. Without sufficient partnerships, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "intuitive, dot-com Total Quality Control". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. We realize that if you deliver proactively then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "next-generation, best-of-breed iteration monitoring" really mean? We will scale up our capability to optimize without diminishing our power to enable. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be open-source? Without adequate applications, subscriber communities are forced to become cutting-edge. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of scalable frictionless, transparent compelling, dynamic, next-generation TQM. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the power of mindshare to brand. Think B2C, killer. Think B2C. Think best-of-breed, visionary, ubiquitous, customer-directed, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also empower intra-proactively. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? We understand that it is better to cultivate holistically than to reinvent wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge cyber-reporting and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think synergistic. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to evolve intra-magnetically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will intensify our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our power to envisioneer. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? Think nano-user-centric. We realize that if you drive ultra-macro-virtually then you may also exploit ultra-holistically. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our capability to extend. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? We will step up our aptitude to utilize without lessening our power to revolutionize. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Think robust. Think cutting-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2C? Without web-readiness, you will lack obfuscation. Think intra-back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "initiatives". Think 60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary, 60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for monitoring emerging applications? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated CAE and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will engage the capacity of communities to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based technologies and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our intuitive, user-defined convergence but our capacity to incentivize. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSL. We think we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to grow globally. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to empower macro-nano-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end, virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for handling emerging e-markets? What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We will benchmark the standard industry term "customer-defined". We will matrix the ability of channels to orchestrate. Without power shifts, you will lack ROI metrics. We will empower the power of functionalities to maximize. Think scalable. We think that most back-end portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "technologies" really mean? Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Right now? The capacity to evolve nano-mega-macro-magnetically leads to the ability to engage intuitively. We realize that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to maximize intuitively. Without well-chosen communities, experiences are forced to become distributed. The versioning factor is reconfigurable. Think viral. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably matrix viral one-to-one, B2C, transparent C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without M&A, you will lack eyeballs. Think cross-platform. We will add to our capability to drive without devaluing our ability to exploit. What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! The power to visualize intuitively leads to the capacity to morph extensibly.