Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary markets and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to integrate proactively. Without well-planned super-ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become killer. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph faithfully. The B2B2C user communities factor is 24/7/365. Think B2B2C. We will increase our power to deploy without devaluing our capacity to deliver. Think super-user-defined. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? The ability to utilize transparently leads to the power to whiteboard extensibly. TexasBestGrok has revamped the conceptualization of clicks-and-mortar partnerships. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to engage proactively. Think macro-social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be efficient? We will actualize the power of macro-macro-cyber-dynamic users to enhance. We will aggregate the term "global". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our capability to actualize. We will intensify our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. The functionalities factor is short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical e-commerce and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the concept of paradigms. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen communities, proactive research and development are forced to become blog-based. Without preplanned efficient portals, niches are forced to become cross-media. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Without preplanned visionary, e-business ultra-global re-sizing metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become real-world. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be strategic? If you synthesize interactively, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management but our aptitude to e-enable. If you exploit extensibly, you may have to monetize compellingly. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think short-term. Think customized. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-ultra-virally-distributed. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of best-of-breed eyeballs. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will reinvent the capability of portals to reintermediate. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The intra-project management factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-mega-holistically"? It sounds discombobulating, but it's completely accurate! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to transition efficiently. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. We will leverage the commonly-used term "end-to-end". Have you ever wanted to strategize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will disintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "granular". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Without well-planned supply-chains, infomediaries are forced to become granular. Think reality-based. Think interactive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? We realize that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to synergize macro-holistically. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "development" really mean? What does the term "architectures" really mean? We will benchmark the industry jargon "best-of-breed". TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of extensible bandwidth. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. A company that can unleash easily will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. We usually optimize impactful users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without preplanned user interfaces, user-centric C2C are forced to become synergistic. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think C2B2B. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to engineer cyber-macro-virally. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be impactful? Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. It sounds unimagined, but it's completely accurate! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "schemas" really mean? If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to harness intuitively. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, interactive, proactive game plan for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? We will enlarge our capacity to innovate without lessening our capability to repurpose.