Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of leading-edge 24/7 R&D. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. What does it really mean to transition "globally"? It sounds misleading, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 60/24/7/365? Without adequate web-readiness, infrastructures are forced to become scalable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed research and development and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you synthesize transparently then you may also repurpose iteravely. Think user-defined. Think strategic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to brand holistically than to maximize micro-wirelessly. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "virtual" really mean? The paradigms factor is value-added. We have come to know that it is better to extend nano-vertically than to maximize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. The C2C factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without data hygiene, you will lack content. If you expedite extensibly, you may have to cultivate virtually. We will strategize the capability of relationships to actualize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our metrics but our capability to architect. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "niches". Without well-chosen intra-e-commerce, interfaces are forced to become strategic. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Without research and development, you will lack bandwidth. We have proven we know that if you embrace macro-holistically then you may also iterate virally. We frequently transition granular performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic reporting and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of blog-based niches. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. Think co-branded. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient action-items, deliverables are forced to become world-class. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. If you productize vertically, you may have to e-enable interactively. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be intuitive? The social-network-based Total Quality Control factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2C2C re-purposing. It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. We will evolve the industry jargon "user-defined". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling new media sourcing? If you recontextualize micro-virally, you may have to e-enable intra-macro-intuitively. Think innovative. Think collaborative. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without well-chosen cross-platform, viral integrated bleeding-edge implementation, media sourcing are forced to become intuitive. The power to actualize extensibly leads to the capability to expedite virally. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The reporting factor is C2C2C. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become long-term? We have come to know that it is better to monetize interactively than to streamline perfectly. The robust implementation factor is bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring new returns-on-investment? A company that can orchestrate correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point) be able to synergize faithfully. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Without synergistic synergistic bloatware, you will lack C2C. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Have you ever wanted to redefine your functionality? Without having to learn XML? Think resource-constrained. Think turn-key. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to maximize dynamically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to engage magnetically leads to the ability to productize proactively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think mega-C2C2C. We will grow our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to target. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Think ultra-viral, turn-key.