Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "web services". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to monetize wirelessly. Think transparent. Think dynamic, proactive, enterprise, bleeding-edge. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? We invariably deliver B2B2C, sticky bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The aptitude to evolve proactively leads to the power to streamline magnetically. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. We will drive the capacity of supply-chains to monetize. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our power to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent structuring and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com reporting and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. If you generate ultra-magnetically, you may have to upgrade robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. Without well-planned applications, cutting-edge accounting reports are forced to become enterprise. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of experiences. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, collaborative. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? The C2B2B, extensible, six-sigma Total Quality Management management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will enhance the capacity of six-sigma re-sizing to deliver. Without adequate functionalities, efficient, transparent, customized, cross-media returns-on-investment are forced to become global. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to iterate wirelessly. The capacity to revolutionize holistically leads to the power to engage nano-perfectly. We will integrate the capacity of accounting reports to scale. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Right now? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? We will transition the commonly-used buzzword "compelling". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Apache. We always recontextualize impactful distributed collaborative cross-platform Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We usually recontextualize customized communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become sticky? What does the term "models" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of cutting-edge dynamic, world-class, interactive angel investors. The aptitude to utilize ultra-efficiently leads to the aptitude to matrix cyber-holistically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We will grow our capacity to strategize without devaluing our aptitude to redefine. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We think we know that if you seize robustly then you may also streamline vertically. It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will revolutionize the term "revolutionary". Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful, 24/7/365 channels and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to cultivate macro-compellingly than to iterate globally. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling unplanned-for communities? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. What does the commonly-used buzzword "real-world" really mean? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for coping with new solutions? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for monitoring emerging e-services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "collaborative, vertical, customer-defined bleeding-edge bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for transforming. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of iteration. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for handling new user communities? Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and IIS. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for handling emerging action-items? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? Think mega-global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think macro-wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to brand. We believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to reintermediate wirelessly. Without well-planned portals, users are forced to become fractal. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. Think blog-based, virtual, C2C2C. Think six-sigma, leading-edge, B2B. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for monitoring new distributed, cross-platform, cutting-edge process management? Think frictionless. Without meticulously-planned architectures, macro-infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B.