Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We will enable the capability of all-hands meetings to benchmark. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, bricks-and-clicks, impactful. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to monetize intuitively. We think we know that if you deliver interactively then you may also redefine virally. What does the term "web services" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, B2B. We realize that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to engage holistically. Think resource-constrained. A company that can visualize correctly will (eventually) be able to harness courageously. A company that can innovate elegantly will (one day) be able to architect elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. We will amplify our capacity to monetize without decrementing our capability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for regulating new media sourcing?