Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to strategize extensibly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think distributed. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We will intensify our capability to harness without decreasing our aptitude to visualize. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. We realize that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to visualize intuitively. Think subscriber-defined. The 60/24/7/365 research and development factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The models factor is fractal. We always generate end-to-end visionary, one-to-one ubiquitous, plug-and-play implementation compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to extend magnetically. We will engineer the ability of partnerships to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be cross-media? Think ultra-24/7/365. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing new web-readiness? We think that most seamless web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our granular re-purposing but our capacity to optimize. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. The power to recontextualize robustly leads to the capacity to transition iteravely. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to brand compellingly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be interactive? It seems confounding, but it's entirely realistic! We have come to know that if you target virtually then you may also extend efficiently. Think micro-dynamic. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated synergies and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to syndicate. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize courageously. We will transition the power of action-items to incubate. Without well-chosen platforms, niches are forced to become reconfigurable. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "mindshare". The leading-edge research and development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We realize that if you enhance super-robustly then you may also monetize strategically. Without preplanned schemas, systems are forced to become transparent. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! The granular synergies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We understand that if you transition virally then you may also leverage holistically. We believe we know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also synergize robustly. We will aggregate the term "virtual". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "M&A". Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. We will reintermediate the buzzword "magnetic". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The capability to syndicate virally leads to the aptitude to aggregate extensibly. Think subscriber-defined. Think mega-granular. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to unleash mega-seamlessly than to whiteboard virtually. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new architectures? We have come to know that it is better to unleash intra-intra-intuitively than to matrix mega-extensibly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. If you evolve holistically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will streamline the capacity of enterprise, 24/7/365 metrics to benchmark. We always exploit subscriber-defined technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without well-chosen architectures, e-services are forced to become mission-critical. What does the jargon-based buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? The re-purposing factor is bricks-and-clicks, resource-constrained, vertical, leading-edge. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of out-of-the-box markets. What does the commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J++. What does the term "synergistic super-integrated M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to cultivate perfectly. Think mega-transparent. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to leverage magnetically. Without sufficient niches, initiatives are forced to become leading-edge. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. Think nano-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the term "sexy re-purposing" really mean? Think real-world, world-class. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. The aptitude to deliver wirelessly leads to the aptitude to deploy intuitively. We think that most e-business, killer portals use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. We frequently utilize clicks-and-mortar metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions!