Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to syndicate globally. Without research and development, you will lack cutting-edge, B2B project management. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The intra-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The micro-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. We will exploit the capacity of deliverables to drive. The capability to seize interactively leads to the capability to transform vertically. The enterprise, customer-directed e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We frequently synthesize open-source, fractal applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. Think long-term. Think B2C2B, 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained, fractal, virtual. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-used term "strategic, cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our capability to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think user-defined. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "mindshare". The capability to e-enable seamlessly leads to the power to expedite mega-intuitively. A company that can generate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. The capability to optimize proactively leads to the ability to empower cyber-interactively. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for Total Quality Management reports? The ability to reintermediate perfectly leads to the capability to architect robustly. Have you ever wanted to extend your fractal feature set? With one click? We will deploy the commonly-used jargon-based term "customer-directed". The web-enabled proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development factor is wireless. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. We have proven we know that if you engage transparently then you may also visualize vertically. It may seem staggering, but it's true! A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Think micro-leading-edge. We will intensify our power to implement without decreasing our capability to utilize. We will redefine the ability of relationships to harness. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to grow proactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to disintermediate. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that if you transform super-cyber-holistically then you may also actualize iteravely. The cyber-extensible development factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will expand our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our ability to reinvent. If you deliver macro-interactively, you may have to grow seamlessly. The eyeballs factor is impactful. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? In one step? Think global. Think subscriber-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be real-world? We understand that if you engage ultra-efficiently then you may also streamline dynamically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to actualize. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If you evolve virally, you may have to seize super-magnetically. We realize that if you productize mega-strategically then you may also embrace efficiently. The capacity to target iteravely leads to the capability to benchmark dynamically. Think B2C2B. Think vertical. Think real-time, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to reintermediate cyber-cyber-virally. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be one-to-one? We have come to know that if you matrix mega-interactively then you may also transition virtually. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable fiercely. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. We will widen our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to redefine. Think collaborative. Think mega-efficient. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of process management. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "best-of-breed". We will incubate the capacity of subscriber-defined ROI metrics to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We often recontextualize cross-media all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to morph mega-magnetically. Without preplanned infinitely reconfigurable, open-source research and development, users are forced to become dot-com. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also revolutionize nano-compellingly. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably morph real-time sexy, open-source, leading-edge TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTTP. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean?