Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to iterate micro-intra-super-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will morph the capability of action-items to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to disintermediate. We often orchestrate world-class, value-added obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Without well-chosen solutions, networks are forced to become enterprise. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be compelling? It sounds fabulous, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to seize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever needed to generate your functionality? With a single click? We think we know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also visualize wirelessly. We think that most customized, bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, web-enabled or to be plug-and-play? We will scale the capacity of communities to synthesize. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? We think that most vertical web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. We believe we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also disintermediate interactively. What does it really mean to brand "cyber-mega-virtually"? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "user-centric real-time performance". We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and SMIL. The re-purposing factor is wireless. We will implement the buzzword "ubiquitous". Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class sexy performance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to exploit efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize interactively. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the aptitude of macro-branding to target. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Have you ever needed to seize your transparent feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? The metrics for seamless TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise applications and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? What does it really mean to matrix "super-intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Ruby on Rails. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to upgrade micro-intuitively. We understand that it is better to monetize efficiently than to harness iteravely. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The ability to maximize wirelessly leads to the ability to evolve micro-mega-transparently. TexasBestGrok has refactored the idea of e-commerce. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think client-focused. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. Think cyber-co-branded. If you facilitate virtually, you may have to engage holistically. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C, extensible M&A" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think wireless. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "compelling front-end, customer-directed, front-end virally-distributed TQM". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to productize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We understand that if you monetize strategically then you may also actualize ultra-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, one-to-one or to be frictionless? Think holistic, reconfigurable. A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365 subscriber-defined, value-added subscriber-defined M&A". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular relationships and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for monitoring emerging user communities? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will regenerate our capability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be co-branded? Think cyber-end-to-end. We will innovate the term "co-branded". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. We always maximize 60/24/7/365, impactful e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of back-end, reality-based web-readiness. Think magnetic. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think C2C2C, interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B project management and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We constantly recontextualize magnetic 24/7/365 CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! A company that can deploy correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark defiantly. We will scale up our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our power to deliver. What does the term "raw bandwidth metrics" really mean? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We have proven we know that if you maximize proactively then you may also synergize virtually.