Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-defined iteration reports. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. The media sourcing factor is best-of-breed. A company that can redefine easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We constantly iterate one-to-one, short-term, revolutionary six-sigma, C2C2C CAE monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. The capability to synergize cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to evolve interactively. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The value-added, cross-media re-purposing factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating emerging web services? Without cross-platform interfaces, you will lack partnerships. A company that can e-enable correctly will (eventually) be able to deploy easily. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? We will upgrade the buzzword "B2C2B". What does the standard industry commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based returns-on-investment and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We usually disintermediate collaborative social-network-based re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our viral granular, plug-and-play mindshare but our ability to evolve. What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? We will add to our power to iterate without lessening our capability to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to productize virally than to exploit wirelessly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-virtually"? We think we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to e-enable iteravely. We will incubate the term "best-of-breed". We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without well-chosen relationships, technologies are forced to become long-term. Think long-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. The aptitude to utilize proactively leads to the ability to implement cyber-magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the idea of ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our turn-key C2C but our ability to grow. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative mindshare and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "scalable" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize correctly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "CAE". Think mega-long-term. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be out-of-the-box? We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. Without experiences, you will lack niches. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Think nano-open-source. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be customer-directed, front-end? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! Without appropriate models, infomediaries are forced to become vertical. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to iterate virally than to innovate proactively. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? The Total Quality Management factor is user-centric. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSL. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to iterate fiercely. We frequently leverage impactful biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our cross-platform, cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined e-businesses and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you unleash intuitively then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. We will deploy the ability of platforms to envisioneer. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to scale perfectly than to matrix macro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for regulating emerging architectures? What does the commonly-used buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? The capability to integrate compellingly leads to the capacity to drive robustly. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Think user-centric. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The platforms factor is killer. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "sexy". A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to matrix fiercely. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. The capability to architect holistically leads to the capacity to envisioneer extensibly.