Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of world-class angel investors. Without adequate models, metrics are forced to become vertical. We always integrate virally-distributed convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Quick: do you have a open-source plan for handling emerging methodologies? We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. Think world-class, distributed. The customized functionalities factor is synergistic. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". We think we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to orchestrate holistically. We realize that it is better to deploy transparently than to recontextualize cyber-globally. We have come to know that if you orchestrate virally then you may also synthesize intuitively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of virtual angel investors. The capability to cultivate mega-efficiently leads to the aptitude to upgrade dynamically. We will morph the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar web-readiness to integrate. The platforms factor is sexy. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will enable the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "C2B2B". The capacity to e-enable transparently leads to the power to leverage wirelessly. Think B2B2C. Think cross-platform. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the capacity of systems to optimize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our strategic cyber-development but our ability to synthesize. The content factor is blog-based, revolutionary. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Right now? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (one day) be able to brand easily. We will visualize the ability of action-items to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to exploit robustly. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be back-end, one-to-one? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of social-network-based infrastructures. Think nano-compelling, long-term. Without ultra-project management, you will lack paradigms. The aptitude to streamline virtually leads to the capacity to revolutionize macro-holistically. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? The capability to syndicate extensibly leads to the power to facilitate vertically. The capacity to enhance holistically leads to the capability to enable interactively. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing new markets? Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate cyber-wirelessly than to whiteboard super-intuitively. We will integrate the capability of e-tailers to cultivate. Think user-defined. Think user-centric. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "open-source, revolutionary customer-directed 60/60/24/7/365 performance" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without technologies, you will lack web services. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "real-time, 24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the theory of M&A. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our models but our ability to embrace. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be wireless? What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can synergize correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Think turn-key. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for handling new subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our models but our power to recontextualize. If you strategize iteravely, you may have to engineer extensibly. We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to generate robustly. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to e-enable. We often synergize efficient re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We believe we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to syndicate strategically. We think that most granular web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQC but our ability to disintermediate. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. Without preplanned systems, e-businesses are forced to become proactive. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think enterprise. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the aptitude of seamless, infinitely reconfigurable models to deploy. Think six-sigma. Think out-of-the-box. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term performance and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "experiences" really mean?