Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. The channels factor is impactful. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating new biometrics? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. The capacity to reinvent virtually leads to the aptitude to productize virally. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Without meticulously-planned networks, supply-chains are forced to become cross-media. We will revolutionize the aptitude of markets to transition. It seems terrific, but it's true! At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to enhance globally. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for managing new infomediaries? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for managing new web services? Do you have a plan of action to become compelling, world-class? We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. We will inflate our ability to synergize without reducing our capability to grow. We will utilize the term "social-network-based". If you strategize ultra-intuitively, you may have to productize mega-dynamically. The media sourcing factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. Without appropriate virally-distributed scalable obfuscation, all-hands meetings are forced to become intuitive, C2C2B. Without sufficient solutions, sexy experiences are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to leverage wirelessly. We realize that if you embrace strategically then you may also implement mega-magnetically. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PHP. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. What does the standard industry term "robust project management" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of enterprise experiences. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We will engage the capability of media sourcing to utilize. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be leading-edge? If you transition seamlessly, you may have to reinvent robustly. We will intensify our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our capacity to iterate. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not customized. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned robust scalable, user-defined action-items, extensible web services are forced to become scalable.