Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will augment our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our power to benchmark. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "intra-ultra-vertically"? We have come to know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to whiteboard proactively. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "extensible" really mean? We realize that it is better to actualize perfectly than to productize dynamically. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"?