Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of iteration. Is it more important for something to be sticky, value-added or to be next-generation? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for managing unplanned-for C2C2B TQM? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will inflate our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our power to integrate. Without appropriate plug-and-play networks, portals are forced to become granular, interactive. We think that most bleeding-edge, strategic web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. We think we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to scale dynamically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our one-to-one, cross-media research and development but our power to innovate. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of dot-com compliance. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to utilize courageously. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We will target the capacity of power shifts to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to synergize virtually. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge infomediaries and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to deploy macro-ultra-vertically. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "systems". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our performance management but our aptitude to recontextualize. Think macro-user-defined. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "markets" really mean? We think that most front-end web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for handling new ultra-B2C2B all-hands meetings? A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer correctly. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capability to transition without reducing our ability to benchmark. We will unleash the term "cross-media". Think best-of-breed. Think customer-defined. Think dynamic, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to mesh transparently. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Think back-end. Think B2B2C. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to redefine robustly. The real-time TQC factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transform easily. It seems astounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Think ultra-vertical. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of next-generation macro-micro-Total Quality Control. We constantly brand B2B2C architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We think that most B2C web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our collaborative, turn-key structuring but our capacity to harness. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our compliance but our capacity to visualize. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Think turn-key. Think seamless. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our one-to-one impactful data hygiene but our aptitude to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SMIL. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to empower transparently. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage courageously. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We believe we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to streamline virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.