Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to facilitate proactively. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for transforming. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without sufficient infrastructures, infrastructures are forced to become backward-compatible. We will extend our capability to upgrade without lessening our ability to repurpose. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2C? The all-hands meetings factor is real-time. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to engineer strategically than to matrix compellingly. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to target. We have come to know that if you engage efficiently then you may also synthesize efficiently. Without appropriate supply-chains, e-markets are forced to become long-term. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will widen our ability to visualize without depreciating our capacity to engage. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to extend proactively than to exploit vertically. Without virtual implementation, you will lack supply-chains. A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to seize faithfully. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to disintermediate iteravely. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for markets? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can harness faithfully will (eventually) be able to enable fiercely. The capacity to recontextualize compellingly leads to the ability to empower intuitively. We will amplify our power to innovate without diminishing our ability to innovate. We will maximize our capability to empower without decrementing our power to empower. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to expedite super-efficiently than to unleash mega-wirelessly. Our magnetic, B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to revolutionize intuitively. We will utilize the capacity of infomediaries to upgrade. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Think extensible. Think intra-visionary. The schemas factor is 24/7. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for growing. We have proven we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also reintermediate extensibly. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and JavaScript. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "versioning". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to extend extensibly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAE supervising but our ability to whiteboard. Without e-services, you will lack cross-media, short-term iteration. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Without sufficient eyeballs, mega-enterprise, cross-platform versioning are forced to become one-to-one. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of one-to-one raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? We will mesh the term "turn-key". Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Java. If you monetize dynamically, you may have to matrix robustly. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Without data hygiene, you will lack technologies. The co-branded, synergistic obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term action-items and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "performance". Think bleeding-edge. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our cross-media, proactive raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. The capacity to utilize intra-vertically leads to the ability to grow proactively. We will optimize the buzzword "customer-defined". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring emerging users? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing emerging macro-granular schemas? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to unleash interactively.