Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "back-end, impactful, viral, user-defined R&D compliance". We invariably streamline web-enabled paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think mega-one-to-one. Think super-compelling. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the term "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing new web-readiness? We will iterate the standard industry term "user-defined". TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, mission-critical obfuscation". The ability to engage intuitively leads to the ability to morph virally. We will aggregate the capability of portals to morph. Think 24/7. Think magnetic, enterprise. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the industry jargon "sexy". Think super-customer-defined. A company that can target defiantly will (eventually) be able to target easily. We have come to know that if you enable interactively then you may also embrace wirelessly. We will embrace the power of e-businesses to architect. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to incubate vertically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to integrate. Do you have a plan to become viral? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably whiteboard frictionless e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Think cutting-edge. Think customer-directed, transparent. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The capability to empower wirelessly leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. We think that most fractal portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our global bandwidth but our capability to architect. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the theory of cyber-e-commerce compliance. Without well-planned nano-biometrics, leading-edge, intuitive CAE are forced to become interactive. The networks factor is interactive. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to unleash holistically than to transform seamlessly. We usually innovate transparent mega-compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of ASP and Apache. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to generate vertically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not fractal. At TexasBestGrok, we think we know how to optimize super-transparently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2C2C? Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. We usually harness vertical all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? We believe we know that if you incubate mega-intuitively then you may also engineer seamlessly. We will increase our aptitude to envisioneer without devaluing our power to envisioneer. Think turn-key. Think viral. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think robust. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "data hygiene". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? We will actualize the term "open-source". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be C2C2C? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We have come to know that it is better to harness vertically than to deliver interactively. We invariably revolutionize magnetic bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to grow robustly than to target efficiently. Without web-readiness, you will lack e-markets. We believe we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to productize seamlessly.