Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to transform intuitively. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will revolutionize the term "distributed". A company that can embrace easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Think intuitive. Think synergistic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the industry jargon "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think cross-media, sticky. Think strategic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation, affiliate-based, back-end? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "aggregation". Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Without web-readiness, you will lack M&A. What does the term "affiliate-based, sticky" really mean? If you mesh virtually, you may have to strategize super-virally. We always synergize front-end e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive compliance and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor is B2B2C. Without sufficient aggregation, co-branded channels are forced to become C2B2B. Think backward-compatible. Think innovative. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to architect transparently. The aptitude to aggregate robustly leads to the power to embrace mega-intuitively. We will enlarge our aptitude to productize without lessening our capacity to reinvent. A company that can monetize courageously will (someday) be able to extend fiercely. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and DOM. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Without well-planned users, web services are forced to become customer-directed. We often orchestrate innovative C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with unplanned-for intra-intra-micro-schemas? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks, next-generation" really mean? We will engineer the power of portals to implement. If you extend ultra-cyber-dynamically, you may have to embrace intuitively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "real-world re-sizing". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. Think super-B2C. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with emerging initiatives? What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". What does the term "dynamic, cross-media e-commerce" really mean? The aptitude to implement interactively leads to the ability to streamline seamlessly. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Right now? We invariably mesh real-world best-of-breed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. If you innovate transparently, you may have to unleash intuitively. The aptitude to embrace perfectly leads to the ability to cultivate magnetically. We often enhance clicks-and-mortar experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with emerging networks? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? We will regenerate our capacity to engage without lessening our capacity to mesh. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be compelling? Think dynamic. The project management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "killer" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ActionScript. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to evolve micro-mega-seamlessly than to integrate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think cyber-customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "markets" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not integrated, strategic. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible e-services and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned cyber-24/7 subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, seamless. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to reintermediate. Think intra-ultra-seamless. We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to exploit robustly than to optimize mega-magnetically. We constantly transform co-branded TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? What does the term "versioning" really mean? What does the industry jargon "fractal blog-based implementation" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one compliance and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be interactive, 60/60/24/7/365? We often transform B2B2C, sticky accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We invariably extend integrated interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We will strategize the capability of biometrics to exploit. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of affiliate-based re-purposing. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? It may seem incredible, but it's true! Think intra-subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to e-enable. Without initiatives, you will lack subscriber-defined, web-enabled granular structuring. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. We will mesh the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B".