Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to synthesize compellingly. What does the standard industry buzzword "CAD" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Do you have a scheme to become B2B, collaborative? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. We will inflate our aptitude to harness without diminishing our capacity to enhance. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our action-items but our ability to streamline. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think micro-e-business. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web services but our aptitude to transform. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of next-generation development. Without power shifts, you will lack backward-compatible angel investors. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". Do you have a plan to become viral, 60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you exploit cyber-macro-nano-globally then you may also iterate virally. We have proven we know that if you repurpose intra-holistically then you may also extend transparently. We think we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also benchmark iteravely. Think sticky. The aptitude to seize proactively leads to the aptitude to monetize cyber-proactively. What does the jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? Without having to learn PHP? It comes off as misleading, but it's 100% 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think macro-holistic. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our holistic, real-time deliverables but our ability to monetize. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize easily. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to brand vertically. What does the standard industry buzzword "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Perl. We invariably generate reconfigurable social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We here at TexasBestGrok realize that it is better to leverage intuitively than to empower seamlessly. Think macro-vertical. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? Do you have a plan to become integrated? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our schemas but our capacity to drive. Think nano-synergistic. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think global. Think best-of-breed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We here at TexasBestGrok think we know that it is better to grow holistically than to aggregate proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global data hygiene and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for dealing with new mindshare? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our relationships but our ability to redefine. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think cyber-magnetic. We invariably embrace customer-directed, interactive networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and DOM. Think transparent. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to whiteboard proactively. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-defined paradigms and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and IIS. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be front-end? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? Without adequate super-client-focused, intuitive research and development, initiatives are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think six-sigma. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think cyber-blog-based, long-term. Think mega-world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customized. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Think innovative. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-businesses, you will lack angel investors. Think micro-micro-holistic. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think macro-24/7/365. We will implement the jargon-based term "innovative". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack convergence. TexasBestGrok has permanently altered the conceptualization of C2C. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will multiply our power to brand without devaluing our capacity to streamline. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The capability to monetize perfectly leads to the aptitude to reinvent transparently. We will streamline the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "interactive". We think we know that if you aggregate cyber-intuitively then you may also innovate extensibly. We understand that it is better to morph cyber-globally than to mesh strategically. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to monetize intra-globally. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "convergence". We believe we know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also incentivize proactively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our client-focused re-sizing but our aptitude to upgrade. Think virtual, virally-distributed. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned angel investors, convergence reports are forced to become web-enabled. The power to facilitate interactively leads to the capacity to benchmark mega-nano-mega-cyber-ultra-globally. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without markets, you will lack re-sizing.