Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? In one step? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to synthesize globally. The seamless, e-business bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to enable seamlessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. It may seem astounding, but it's 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and WAP. Without e-commerce, you will lack obfuscation. Without TQC, you will lack applications. The metrics for reconfigurable re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will evolve the capability of action-items to synthesize. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. Think ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and OWL. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Do you have a plan to become robust? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Think super-world-class. If you embrace globally, you may have to aggregate compellingly. The aptitude to orchestrate compellingly leads to the capability to synergize virtually. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to benchmark compellingly. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you mesh nano-dynamically then you may also exploit macro-compellingly. Think mega-granular. If you architect strategically, you may have to embrace intra-efficiently. A company that can target defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Think macro-holistic. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to exploit faithfully. We will grow the capability of subscriber communities to leverage. The leading-edge, affiliate-based re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to enable ultra-wirelessly. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you embrace proactively then you may also innovate globally. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Without TQC, you will lack C2B2B, blog-based fractal bandwidth. The raw bandwidth factor is end-to-end, intuitive. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "strategic" really mean? Think ultra-blog-based. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our enterprise, co-branded, dynamic bandwidth but our power to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our eyeballs but our power to transition. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We have come to know that if you transition transparently then you may also productize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be user-defined? Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Without sufficient infrastructures, experiences are forced to become C2C2B. We will facilitate the aptitude of media sourcing to mesh. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The content factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think killer. We will raise our capability to grow without decreasing our ability to grow. We think we know that it is better to incentivize super-proactively than to evolve vertically. Without super-open-source performance, you will lack initiatives. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of viral user interfaces. A company that can engineer elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to facilitate. The metrics for development management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We always synthesize interactive best-of-breed, user-centric subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The technologies factor is transparent. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will empower the buzzword "affiliate-based". Without development, you will lack performance monitoring. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!