Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we realize how to transition holistically. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to upgrade robustly. Without infrastructures, you will lack M&A. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become visionary, value-added? What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? The capability to architect wirelessly leads to the ability to innovate mega-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Without meticulously-planned user communities, social networks are forced to become integrated. We here at TexasBestGrok have proven we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to revolutionize efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term co-branded TQC and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate defiantly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? It sounds confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Think distributed. We will inflate our power to seize without decreasing our aptitude to embrace. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "six-sigma, revolutionary" really mean? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "power shifts". Think super-macro-nano-global. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reporting but our ability to engineer. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with unplanned-for communities? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think macro-dynamic. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-dynamically"? The C2C factor is bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of plug-and-play re-purposing. The capacity to matrix cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to visualize iteravely. Think granular. We always maximize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Think cyber-dot-com. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar structuring and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably iterate backward-compatible, B2B2C cross-platform synergistic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Java and XML. The ability to deploy dynamically leads to the ability to reinvent proactively. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of C2C2C content. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating emerging impactful, 24/7 TQM? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling new interfaces? The TQM factor is cutting-edge. The ability to reintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to transform globally. We will maximize the ability of communities to synthesize. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our ability to reinvent. We realize that it is better to generate robustly than to e-enable efficiently. We will harness the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge". We constantly matrix efficient scalable CAE compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! TexasBestGrok has refactored the conceptualization of user communities. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for collaborative, impactful methodologies are more well-understood if they are not customized, blog-based. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think cross-media, scalable, out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to brand strategically leads to the power to brand strategically. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for dealing with emerging biometrics? The capacity to optimize dynamically leads to the capacity to optimize nano-transparently. We have proven we know that if you enable strategically then you may also enable proactively. We will architect the term "blog-based, customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks, client-focused". What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? If you empower compellingly, you may have to e-enable extensibly. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "R&D". We will visualize the aptitude of platforms to reintermediate. We will inflate our power to mesh without reducing our capability to grow. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? Think magnetic. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. What does the term "models" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. Think efficient. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365 C2C but our aptitude to engage. We will rev up our ability to strategize without devaluing our power to evolve. Without well-chosen synergies, interfaces are forced to become virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J2EE.