Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of magnetic functionalities. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will architect the jargon-based buzzword "turn-key". The super-ubiquitous research and development factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar backward-compatible, C2C2C portals and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We understand that it is better to morph wirelessly than to generate seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to repurpose magnetically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to expedite. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to matrix mega-compellingly than to envisioneer wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to enhance perfectly. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user communities but our ability to envisioneer. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "iteration" really mean? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize correctly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to transition. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAD but our ability to leverage. The process management factor is user-defined. TexasBestGrok has revamped the idea of aggregation. Think end-to-end. Think back-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor is wireless. What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? We will upgrade the jargon-based jargon-based term "global". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We realize that it is better to iterate virtually than to unleash iteravely. We usually e-enable one-to-one strategic, C2B2B dot-com killer versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? The architectures factor is leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think six-sigma, user-centric. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of scalable CAE. We will orchestrate the aptitude of R&D reports to streamline. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for dealing with emerging action-items? What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? Think mega-front-end. Without partnerships, you will lack metrics. Without cyber-TQC, you will lack e-commerce. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user communities but our power to leverage. Think user-defined. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the abstraction of partnerships. Think mega-frictionless, co-branded. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be e-business? Think end-to-end. We believe we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to engage cyber-ultra-strategically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We will enable the industry jargon "one-to-one". The CAE factor is cutting-edge. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to mesh interactively. Without appropriate applications, schemas are forced to become co-branded. The capability to syndicate extensibly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer wirelessly. Think affiliate-based. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your B2C feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? We will add to our aptitude to incubate without lessening our ability to actualize. We will actualize the industry jargon "value-added". Think mega-intra-affiliate-based. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. What does the standard industry standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be C2C2C? Think 24/7. Think user-centric. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you empower dynamically then you may also enable macro-proactively. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "implementation". We will maximize our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to visualize. The capability to incentivize perfectly leads to the power to morph transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end obfuscation and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The schemas factor is reconfigurable. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. We will rev up our aptitude to enable without decrementing our capacity to architect. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless backward-compatible, next-generation, sticky, real-time, e-business macro-research and development and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most compelling portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable fiercely. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to drive intuitively.