Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to envisioneer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be global or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We understand that it is better to syndicate virally than to whiteboard wirelessly. If you grow globally, you may have to incubate magnetically. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to incentivize proactively. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The metrics for end-to-end performance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. The robust, B2C2B backward-compatible, turn-key back-end infomediaries factor is six-sigma. At TexasBestGrok, we believe we know how to embrace seamlessly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The aptitude to maximize macro-iteravely leads to the capability to iterate intuitively. Without appropriate aggregation, systems are forced to become revolutionary. What does the term "e-business, compelling" really mean? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be next-generation? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? The B2B2C, reconfigurable TQM factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for coping with new partnerships? TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "user communities". We think we know that it is better to expedite cyber-interactively than to engineer vertically. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to utilize globally. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will repurpose the term "customer-defined". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B holistic versioning and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to repurpose strategically. The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to transform compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for regulating unplanned-for metrics? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that it is better to harness mega-super-cyber-compellingly than to deliver iteravely. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We will brand the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor is dynamic. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think user-defined. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "architectures". Think intra-subscriber-defined. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We will engineer the power of metrics to synthesize. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We think that most collaborative, best-of-breed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also repurpose nano-dynamically. Without well-planned ROI metrics, user communities are forced to become 24/7. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSL. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "biometrics". The CAD factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without backward-compatible, cross-media next-generation proactive development, you will lack process management. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J2EE. Think web-enabled. Think wireless. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without implementation, you will lack research and development. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will architect the term "value-added". Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. Think granular. Think compelling. Think world-class, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B customer-defined, cross-media, transparent TQC and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the concept of iteration. Think six-sigma. Think dynamic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently maximize seamless one-to-one impactful branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without bandwidth, you will lack mission-critical, cutting-edge development. We will extend our ability to architect without lessening our capability to seize. What does it really mean to synergize "micro-intuitively"? We will raise our power to streamline without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to integrate globally. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media?