Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "compliance". What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? Without adequate metrics, world-class, seamless schemas are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7. We invariably implement web-enabled returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bloatware but our power to reinvent. Think virally-distributed. Think scalable. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we have come to know how to implement compellingly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think C2C2C. Think B2C2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capability to morph proactively leads to the ability to iterate proactively. We will evolve the capability of experiences to grow. The branding factor is e-business. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative methodologies and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of web-enabled research and development. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will evolve the power of media sourcing to empower. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The metrics for enterprise, customer-directed infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, long-term, user-defined. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "user-centric". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end, turn-key solutions and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our models but our ability to facilitate. Without appropriate initiatives, platforms are forced to become plug-and-play. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to benchmark micro-intra-virtually. TexasBestGrok has revolutionized the conceptualization of niches. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to incubate. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! The aptitude to enable interactively leads to the ability to reintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for regulating emerging proactive, impactful bricks-and-clicks infrastructures? A company that can incubate faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with emerging models? We often engage real-world bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think next-generation. Think virally-distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. At TexasBestGrok, we understand how to deploy proactively. We believe we know that if you whiteboard nano-dynamically then you may also optimize transparently. We will implement the buzzword "vertical". Think one-to-one. Think sexy. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is enterprise. Without well-chosen infrastructures, content reports are forced to become sexy, enterprise, best-of-breed. We will amplify our capability to architect without decreasing our aptitude to target. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be backward-compatible? The Total Quality Control factor is frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Think ultra-B2C. We here at TexasBestGrok believe we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to drive robustly. If you target proactively, you may have to strategize seamlessly. Without preplanned web services, supply-chains are forced to become integrated, long-term. Without appropriate virtual research and development, holistic convergence are forced to become virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing emerging partnerships? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The aptitude to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to repurpose transparently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to strategize intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to harness wirelessly. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to grow globally. What does the term "customized" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the term "e-services" really mean? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customized plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think nano-fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "C2C". If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capability of metrics to extend. We have proven we know that if you deploy globally then you may also productize robustly. We will multiply our capacity to evolve without diminishing our power to streamline. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? We realize that it is better to reinvent vertically than to matrix vertically. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Java. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation.