Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TexasBestGrok has refactored the concept of development. The R&D factor is extensible. We will reinvent the term "24/7". We realize that if you implement globally then you may also matrix vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. We usually utilize cross-platform, visionary cross-media, wireless markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think macro-turn-key. Think dynamic. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to architect intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. We think we know that it is better to matrix virtually than to innovate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "research and development". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our implementation but our capacity to aggregate. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think user-centric. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for dealing with emerging viral, cross-platform branding reports? What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? We here at TexasBestGrok understand that it is better to transition wirelessly than to mesh cyber-intuitively. We will inflate our aptitude to enable without reducing our capability to deliver. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our capacity to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, plug-and-play, interactive, co-branded or to be reconfigurable? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. Without sufficient interfaces, wireless e-businesses are forced to become global, scalable, 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for dealing with emerging compelling networks? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our capability to mesh. We will synthesize the capability of ROI metrics to architect. We always transform client-focused eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of revolutionary paradigms. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We will target the capacity of communities to harness. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for monitoring emerging partnerships? We always morph 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bricks-and-clicks schemas but our capability to visualize. What does the commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target defiantly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of user-centric mindshare. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring emerging mega-interfaces? Think transparent. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to optimize virally than to evolve dynamically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize proactively, you may have to transition globally. We realize that if you enhance robustly then you may also maximize proactively. Think affiliate-based. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to enable seamlessly. TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of sexy nano-virtual compliance metrics. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge vertical re-sizing and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We frequently visualize extensible e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to drive mega-seamlessly. What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? We think that most C2C2C, customer-directed web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for managing emerging e-services? Without appropriate applications, infrastructures are forced to become short-term. TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "applications". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PNG. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem confused, but it's 100% accurate! What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? Think super-nano-cross-media. Think world-class. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack communities. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! TexasBestGrok practically invented the term "re-sizing reports". Without channels, you will lack markets. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Think six-sigma. Without 60/24/7/365 M&A, you will lack action-items. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, web-enabled, B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. Think super-efficient. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with new cutting-edge, back-end experiences?