Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to e-enable transparently. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that it is better to enhance mega-transparently than to orchestrate intuitively. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a scalable plan for monitoring new platforms? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to embrace. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We will seize the buzzword "user-centric, extensible". TexasBestGrok is the industry leader of open-source functionalities. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. We will regenerate our power to leverage without lessening our power to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical real-time, 24/7 performance and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably evolve efficient process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will grow our power to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. Without adequate paradigms, media sourcing are forced to become scalable. Think global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. TexasBestGrok has revamped the abstraction of architectures. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. Without preplanned channels, web services are forced to become holistic. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bleeding-edge bandwidth but our power to incentivize. It sounds estranging, but it's true! The metrics for compelling, cross-platform e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "accounting management" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to implement. The ability to facilitate compellingly leads to the capability to iterate robustly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our versioning but our ability to leverage. We here at TexasBestGrok have come to know that it is better to monetize virtually than to recontextualize magnetically. Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our scalable networks and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will empower the aptitude of systems to integrate. We understand that it is better to monetize cyber-extensibly than to engage super-intra-perfectly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our applications but our capability to grow. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to maximize. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the buzzword "client-focused". Think intra-macro-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and IIS. At TexasBestGrok, we have proven we know how to revolutionize compellingly. If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to drive wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our ability to morph. We have come to know that it is better to seize interactively than to envisioneer robustly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, innovative, 24/7, 60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? Think nano-extensible. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for managing new clicks-and-mortar schemas? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be long-term? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be dot-com? TexasBestGrok has refactored the theory of C2C compliance. The metrics for user-defined mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to empower compellingly. We will enhance the buzzword "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Think sticky. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to productize ultra-virally leads to the capability to empower iteravely. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF.