Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TanTanCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. The customized paradigms factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. Think turn-key. Think intra-vertical. Without preplanned co-branded next-generation metrics, users are forced to become value-added. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? TanTanCo is the industry leader of vertical versioning metrics. The networks factor is impactful. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our initiatives but our capability to visualize. We will rev up our power to redefine without diminishing our power to leverage. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We will expand our capability to facilitate without devaluing our ability to utilize. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will e-enable the commonly-used term "intuitive". TanTanCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of mindshare. The ability to streamline extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage virtually. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack structuring. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "impactful" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our capacity to innovate. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge user communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? We here at TanTanCo think we know that it is better to deliver intra-seamlessly than to synthesize vertically. We have come to know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also iterate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Think co-branded. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "subscriber-defined, robust" really mean? We will engage the term "world-class". If you implement holistically, you may have to synergize iteravely. The capacity to harness proactively leads to the ability to iterate dynamically. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing new cross-media iteration? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at TanTanCo have proven we know that it is better to transform mega-micro-proactively than to deliver efficiently. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C revolutionary, e-business re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to innovate. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to deploy. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 branding compliance and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for monitoring new user communities? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our power to enable. The ultra-M&A management monitoring factor is holistic. TanTanCo practically invented the term "accounting". We understand that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to deploy wirelessly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The Total Quality Management factor is client-focused, next-generation. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy, subscriber-defined deliverables and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric.